Protocols of the Learned Domanaar of the Voidstorm>Useful Linkshttps://www.wowhead.com/https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Warcraft_Wikihttps://www.wow-petopia.com/index.phphttps://mythiccodex.me/https://housing.wowdb.com/>/wowg/ guilds(cross-realm and cross-faction)<GLOBOFOMO> --NA--<Nerub Silkweaving Forum> --EU--For cross-realm and cross-faction invites search for the community with the same name as the guild and drop a message!Chromie Time: >>564238917
Oy vey
>Hunter Narman says: Dawa! I must ask->Windsage Dawa says: Narman! I've brought you here to ask-Dawa pauses for a moment in confusion and then laughs.Narman errupts in laughter.>Windsage Dawa says: Did we just?>Hunter Narman says: We did. Want to get married?>Windsage Dawa says: More than anything. I love you.>Hunter Narman says: And I, you. More than anything
first for cute and funny wow girls
How much DPS should you be doing on a +10 key?
If you are a blizzard employee reply to this post, NOW
draenei supremacy
>>564296859cool it with the anti-voidic remarks
>>564297152Hello I turned all the paintings into fruit
>>564296859>the champion of azeroth's greatest ally
the amani eagles would be 10/10 mounts if they didnt shrink your character by 50 fucking %dogass
currently leveling my mage in duskwood...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO_2KdlSPRc
currently leveling my warlock in duskwood...
>>564297813I want to farm the hexed undead eagle but the shrinkage is so bad. Wonder if they'll ever fix it.
>>564297981It better be a SOVLFVL spec like affliBoy you better hope I don't catch you playing demo
>>564296859AMANI QUALITY
Paladin vs warrior is the MJ vs Prince of WoW
>>564297981>>564298149do you think the warlock canonically buckbreaks his felguard?
>>564298294They can't, the legion took their anuses, there's nothing there
saaaaaaaarsi redeem the subscription box now i got mount discuss please?
i just hit 90 how the heck do i get 220 asap to unlock lfr
>>564298156QRD on this phrase?
get married and procreate
>>564298679aren't there boe adventurer's gear on the AH?
sirs? do not forget to redeem your vault box please
>>564298294actually, it's femlocks that fuck demons
>>564298763with who sir
>>564298679buy gear or get dragged through a m0 by people wanting the weekly done. Or just make m0 groups yourself.
>>564298763she 100% fucks human men desu
>>564298982draebaes
>>564298176SO TRUE BROTHER
>>564297186Procreative sex
>>564299196why do you have photos of brown people saved on your computergrim desu
>>564293443My wifey has been keeping busy while the servers are down!
Hello, late start hereEvoker or DH for my Main Main?
based race for a warlock?
Human PaladinOrc Warrior
>>564299726what did the chud mean by this
>>564298794>>564298983thanks. i made crafted gear for myself but it's only 201(?)... i didn't realise there was higher for salei forgot about recrafting too so i can just use my sparks at lowest level and fix later
https://www.wowhead.com/news/mythic-alleria-buffed-with-the-release-of-patch-12-0-5-381318>making mythic Alleria harder immediately after closing the Hall of FameWhat the fuck did Ion mean by this?
>>564300024giga based
to unlock class mounts, you need to do the 8 timegated 1hour lil table missions and then the mount questchain if you already have the legionfall achiev, right?
>>564300024>exploit early exploit oftenthe rich get richer.......................... baka
>4 more hours of maintenance and the inevitable server restarts after the first patch exploits are discovered
>>564300204yes
how does maintenance even work? why does it need 8 hours? can't they just upload a patch or something and it's done or does it really take that long to execute a code change or whatever they do?
>>564300372Basically devs don't know whats going to happen when they inject the new code and this game is particularly frail because it's build on ancient code.
>>564297813Waaat? 50%? They shrink your character by 50%? That's crazyyyyyy
>>564300372Several Indian men spawn copies of your character during this time and have sex with them virtually. Your characters are being raped, right now. When you log in you'll have no idea but they'll be raped, rest assured
>>564300372original game made by intelligent affluent white men + 100 years of SEA/jeet spaghetti code on topplease understand
>>564299910They won.
https://www.wowhead.com/news/mythic-alleria-buffed-with-the-release-of-patch-12-0-5-381318OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>564300869>9 minutes lateOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>564300869retard
guys i cant stop erping as loli and i enjoy it too much but alot of people are rude to me in game for it. what do i do
oh no no no posters have to be the biggest cucks on this site. absolutely obsessed and mindraped by this game
>>564300996if they are rude why do you still get erp partners?!
>>564299939If you're really smart, you'll just get 220 gear off the AH for cheap, even if it's shit, then run delves and get showered with gear. I have a 272ilvl, have been slacking like crazy, and the one non LFR raid I've stepped in to was march, and everyone ragequit because faggots refused to do the mechanics (you know full well who you are).>>564300372Because WoW code is like Jenga, except everyone playing (the devs) have horrid hand tremors. Don't forget that the devs were adamant that classic couldn't happen because they never made backups of the source code and constantly added to the existing code over the years to the point where it was 'impossible' to do without rewriting the code entirely from the ground up.
https://youtu.be/FqJyKhM4hm8
>>564301075RetardIt's because they need to do sanity checks. Of course the workings of an actual job and dev team are a huge mystery to the unemployed
>>564301073there are always pervs who enjoy it but random people poke me telling me rude stuff
>>564301186Who cares as long as you can do it with some people?
>>564296859>demo nerfed againLook I get that its a god tier spec but why? Its not so good that you cant play anything else. Unholy is getting a fucking 8% buff on AoE and ST and its just as good. What the hell man
After having the pleasure of playing with some HoF players I've come to realize they're just as much a bunch of donkey brained idiots as the average wow player, only with significantly more unemployment rates to raid 5+ days a week and probably a better raid leader than the average guild who can tell them what to do.
LET ME IN YOUR GROUPLET ME IN!!!!!!
should i resub to 14 while waiting for the maintenance to end?it is very likely theyll extend it anyway
>>564299443Your waifu gave me her number :)
>>564301346The aoe buff is a fucking lie lmao, even the discordfags are seething because its like a 2% buff and people will complain its 10 fucking %
>>564301394kill yourself
>>564301438Jokes on you I'm a cuck
>>564301535That's cute lil bro but how's that relevant?
What is the most sovlless class/race combination? I'll start.Tauren Paladin
>>564302234they will become soul with the new mogs
>>564302234human anything
hot damn this is a long ass maintenance
I'm eu and I can play lmao
>8% devourer and restoD buff>3% brew buff>NERF DISC 2%bro...
Who is your favourite retail WoW streamer?
>>564302738devourer need a buff for the lower tier players
>>564300372it's a big game and they don't want to break things by adding new stuff, even with 8 hours it will inevitably result in some things being broken like random achievements or whatever
Blizzard login servers are fucked, it's over
>he isnt in game right nowLMAO
>>564302781>I didn't do my final m+ vault, at 7/8>71min wait time>I'm feeling sleepy already>maintenance will be 8h long, meaning I can't even wake up early before reset to do one +10 fastIt's over
How subhuman brown do you have to be to think your soulless AI image spam of your favorite degenerate fetish is somehow cool or cute?
>woke wow is overthank god
>>564302751ZeldaSykes
>find a nickname I judge cool>check the armory>already a few people using it>one is a 3k io mazed+er, rest are 90alts or just lfr shittersshould I still use it or drop it
my number is going up...
>>564302781shouldnt of said the n word
>>564303095Your character is bricked, come back in an expansion
>needed one more dungeon for 2 vault slots this morning >on my 236 rsham >applied to 700 keys>declined >got in to a +10 learning group for MC>tank woyer is made of paper >literally scanning my full bags for tww eng brez on bosses >really feeling the low ilvl >we finished overtime but before servers went down >everyone was very chill and wished each other luck on their vaults god bless
>>564302751eyelashtv
m+ vaults don't matter anymore just do your delves and you get a free bonus roll you can use in your one +10 for the week :)
>>564302405this
> 10th most played game in 2025What have the H1B Pajeets done now?
>>564303779yea gotta make sure you got 3 vault slots which is insanely easy, not even 15 minutes of delvin + a heroic dungeon/lfr wing
ayo eyeon you really do be needin' to bring up dem servers cuh'
>>564303856i dunno, thats not even wow thats battle.net so anyone trying to play a game thru the launcher is fucked.
Poojeet code finally kills wowo wawa
>>564303856>noooooooooooooooooo i can't sit in the menuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>564303856> it keeps increasing
>>564303282https://www.wowhead.com/news/darkspear-dash-wows-first-official-pride-event-coming-in-patch-12-0-5-380974
>>564303779Do the bonus rolls accumulate? So if I don't spend one this week can I have two next week?
A toast! To wowo wawa!
>>564302405Human paladin and death knight is kino doe, too bad the classes themselves are kinda lame
>>564304086The Trollfags will never recover from this
>>564304126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo4Z74sQcA8
>>564304083>119 minsSkill issue
>>564304145And human warlock
>>564304145>human paladin>kinohahahaahahahahahahahaha
>the human paladin experience
I just got the call... Ion says Midnight flopped so bigly, they had to take down the servers forever.
>>564304278Yeah human warlock is good as well, foid human mage and priest are fine as well. Humans are overhated by people that want to feel special and furries
>>564304617>t.
So I recently started going back to shadowlands to get some cool cosmetics I wanted because I quit early on in that expansion.Holy shit what a piece of dogshit, every world quest and rare seems incredibly tedious to complete and they reard jack shit amounts of animathe fuck were they thinkingalso christ what have they done to 4chans captcha system
> +2h queue to BattlenetSome internes are getting fire
I play human paladin sir
Irvine trannies put up a new message on launcher, they know they fucked up something
me too sirwhere's my draenei wife?????
>>564304726there are no good mogs from Shadowlands outside of the 2nd raid & few shoulders from Torghast
>>564303428I personally dont like seeing other dudes having the same name as I do but the game is huge and the chances of meeting him or someone that knows him is slim to none so eh *shrug*
>>564304704No that's orc warrior. Human warriors are kinda lame desu
>place in queue: 16>estimated wait: 8 minutes>place in queue: 1>estimated wait: 1 minute>disconnected from serverok, great. thanks.
*blocks your path*white males only bubba
>>564305017theres like 3 results for one of my characters name when i search on checkgot one of them in a shuffle last season on an alt
>>564303282?
>>564305163more like order of the blue beaner lmao
>xhey didn't already have the game open on the server listo i am laffin
>>564305328>o i am laffinESL
>>564296859He's gonna bring back N'zoth isn't he
who fucking cares there's like 3 hours left fucking retards
kul tiran paladin when
>turtle wowers chimping out and DDoSing the servers
>>564305175check the official websites armory not checkpvp
look at these fags
>queues before the servers are even backholy...
>>564304810>he's not bypassing Bnet and loading the game straight from the executableit doesnt matter anyway login servers in the game seem fucked too
toilet status?
>exe login servers are fucked tooIT'S OVER
>>564305889re
>>564305637I thought you were meme'ing about that, but blizz put a notice on the launcher confirming it lmfao.
ayo why all dese juans and pablos tryna pertend dey timmy 'n sheit?shut yo bitches asses up go get yo mama to fix me up some tamalesthe real shitnone of dat frozen crapandole, nigga!
>>564305736warlocks sharing their single braincell
>>564305919no, but the servers arent up anyway
>the maintenance is actually going to go the full 8 hour distanceWHAT THE FUCK
>>564305736>warlocks without the mage tower skull appearances/cm setsFOTM faggots, should be killed in all cases!
>>564305464Probably Decimus reforged the Xal'atath blade she used to stab Alleria, Xal'atath tends to use allies to repair things for her after all (Undermine).Whatever it's doing it's cool but sus af
>>564305453newfag
he won .. he fucking won...
Kindly reminder to not use the bonus rolls right now, wait for the beta testers.There'll be no refund knowing blizzard
>>564306174not my problemwill use it the moment the servers are back
POST VAULTS
>>564305637Based!
>>564306060lmao, look at this fucking retard. Only 8? Nah its gonna get extended.
Why did they remove healing surge and cloudburst totem from resto shaman anyway? In my dungeon I kept thinking about how certain times would be great to rip a fat cloudburst heal but the button is gone...
>americans beta testingthanks lol, I'm having fun playing rn
>>564305736hey thats me hellowant an autograph you fucking nigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlkQKuThjMs
>>564306331Stormstream totem is very much a fully charged cloudburst heal anyway, feels even better to press.
>>564306402clearly not if you're coming here to shitpost
>>564300996erping as a loli? That's horrible! You should tell me where you frequently hang out so I can avoid that place like that plague. Also list maybe 3 of your favourite items so I can make sure they're never in my inventory.
>>564306403wtf that horse is YUGEis that the lemix class mount?
How long would it take to get the Maldraxus Plate for my Unholy DK?I've never played Shadowlands.
>>564306664thats the campaign color so a few hours tops
>>564306452do you think this fag still plays
>>564306331They removed one half of most of the fast heal/slow heal buttons because you pressed one or the other 99.99% of the time anyway and cloudburst was honestly somewhat restrictive balance design. I want unleash life gone myself.
>>564306664That one is really fast
those devourer buffs are quite good huh... I've been playing only my main now perhaps it's time to roll a dummyhunter alt
>>564303574you were just as fine sending 4 delves and a +0 and just buying one of the new bonus roll tokens.In fact you probably still should if you did enough on it to grab one.
>>564306403Cool robe + shoulder combo. stealing it, its mine now
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy are they still doing these LOONEY TUNES GOOFY ASS, painted on, obviously meant to be 3D textureslooks like COMPLETE ass
>>564306985 wait it's speculative, the real buffs are quality of life, but still
I'm in a hipster coffee shop in Sacramento right now. Everyone around me is buzzing with news of the latest ZIV patch. An older gentleman just gave his name as "Trail to the Heavens" to the barista and winked at him, and the barista laughed and explained how all of his friends and family also play.This is really looking grim for WoW.
uh oh, mazer melty!
>>564307160i bet you know a lot about ass. GAY MAN ASS
>>564307095robe slaps, go wild felbro
>>564306985i leveled dh before prepatch and it was funthen i tried havoc and devourer in midnight and dropped it
>>564307361you sure you tried devourer beyond doing 3 minutes of training dummies?it's deceptively very hard to play and perform on
>>564307160Because 3D textures would give excessive amounts of cleavage and overall tit, which is sexist and awful and mean and rapey and misogynistic and don't pay attention to them doing HQ retextures of chainkinis chud that's totally different and you aren't allowed to ask why you pig.
>>564307483it's not fun at allthat's the problem
>>564307160it's really mindboggling how ugly and low effort this game isI dont fucking care about "the game needs to run on toasters for brazilians and all those 3rd world subhuman insects" the game isnt even running properly it's the fucking reasonI dare you all to pause the game for a few days and play a more recent game and then come back, it genuinely hurts how fucking ugly the game is, unironical nintendo64 game
>>564307584skill issue NGL
>>564307591I hate the cope that WoW doesnt need PBR materials because "it doesnt match the art style" EVERYTHING IS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC
>>564307591I came back after a multi year break and thought that the graphics had gotten a lot better, while keeping the same style overall.
>>564307591The game was originally made almost a quarter century ago you absolute fucking morons.
Threadly reminder that you are pathetic junkies playing a wokeyfied aberration of a game funding people that hate and your culture.
>>564307808Only gun n' ball retards care about graphics that much in their videogames, either that or that's just bait.
>>564307873hello saar good morning saarshit taste good yes?
>>564307808>>564307947Nvm it's just bait lmaoo unc is foaming rn >564307945
>he's still playing zoo simulator
>>564307945threadly reminder to stop going off your antipsychotics
>>564307160It's just low effort. They would have to model all the armor for each individual race, so they would rather stick with a design choice from 20 years ago.
i'm champion of azeroth where's my dragonwife
>>564296859Do voidborne out-jew goblins?No... iridikron... don't let them get you....
>>564305175found a guy with mine in a leveling dungeon and he didn't give a fuck, only three of us and I'm the only max level
Dungeon trash should have no abilities
fomo bros it's not looking good for us ... all our prestige items soon to be obtained by the masses of soccer moms ...
why does spirit bomb still exist, such a fucking stupid ability>bro it's like soul cleave but a little bit better haha just prio it every 30s or on meta
>>564308569>Blizzard thinks that suddenly opening up removed items from 10 years ago will make new players play this fucking trash
>>564308192is that THE Harry Dresden?
>>564308569removing fomo is a good thing
>>564308763how fucking braindead are you to be filtered by vdh
>>564309098>r/wownoob noobs are 99% retail questions and postsclassicsissy, you're the one that no one gives a fuck about + https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/9DaaYK5fSNNinY4r9v1vHw/GRIM
https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/news/dont-make-this-mistake-in-patch-12-0-5-void-tier-2-recolours-have-a-hidden-trap/OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>564308569if brewfest ram is ever made available again I'm quitting
It's crazy the same 2018 shitposters are still here spamming the same shit over and over again
I keep needing on decors items from dungeon even though I haven't done anything with housing.I'm at 10+ for each decor
>>564308569retoilet is nothing but soccer moms collecting mount reskins now. Sad!
>>564309380OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>564299706>Asking others for a based opinionThe irony
>>564309348cooked his ass there ngl
>>564309506Embarrassing!
>>564309380delete this, I wanna see more people get asshurt when it happens to them
Can soccer moms do 3400 for a mount?
>>564309289>filtered>useless ability postpruneReading is tough, TOUGH, stuff huh
>>564309465eye of acherus is lame
>>564302751Zackrawrr
typically when servers reset will rare spawns also be spawned? or will they start their timers?
>>564309380>icy-veins link/wowg/ is a wowhead general
>>564309825Right now? no but if there's turbo boost +20 ilvl, +16 will be like +12 so it should be doable
>>564302751reckful
>Players on the PTR who bought and opened multiple caches at once reported receiving duplicate set pieces. Make sure to buy and open one cache at a time to avoid getting the same appearance twice!Poojeet tier coding strikes again
How the FUCK are the servers still down?
>>564308509The twist is that Iridikron is gonna get raped by the titans and become order-corrupted
>>564309825All you need is one button rotation
>>564310132based bean
>8 hour maintenance on my day off
What's the best WoW replacement?
>>564307808It still has a ways to go. This is an NPC from this very expansion. Its incredibly jarring that her face, hair, and shoulders look decent while her chest looks like it was ripped straight out of a PS1 game.
>>564310281irl
>>564309970I know that TLPD spawn timer starts when the zone spins up, you must afk in storm peaks for many hours to ensure the zone doesn't shut down due to no playersanecdotally I found the ancient pandaren fishing charm after server reset, so I imagine its case-by-case
>>564310132always funny when people cant type words they see fucking dailyreminds me of the ghouls in dota not able to type hero names properly
>>564310281No other mmo comes close, so if you get tired of wow just play other genres or do irl stuff
>>564310252album?
>>564310281eden eternal
>>564310157ma primalnigga would never
>>564310132there is literally no reason to ever invite a rag or QT player
>>564310281runescape (3)
>>564310602oceanic is way worse
>>564308569QRD on this?
>>564310281Some people will say XIV, but that game is so different to WoW they really shouldn't even be compared aside from both technically being considered MMORPGs.Really there is no viable replacement to WoW, and given that MMOs are a shrinking market with an incredibly high production cost and high failure rate, there likely never will be. MAYBE the Riot MMO will be a contender.
>>564310797I'd unironically say Guild Wars 2 but it's not really good as a "main" MMO to replace WoW. Pretty good as a side-piece though. Also has the best mount system in the entire genre and despite WoW trying to steal some of its mechanics it's still superior.
soccer moms, what are we rolling on retail?
https://www.wowhead.com/guide/time-lost-proto-drake-mount>he zone will unload if no players are present for 15 minutes or more, and it will only load again when the next player enters it. This has the same effect as the server itself going offline, except contained to the zone it occurs in. The result of this is that if you start camping on a server that has been reset before you arrived, you will have to wait out the full length of the 2-8 hour spawn timer, starting from zero.It's terrible, I literally had to waste hours waiting in Storm Peaks hoping for this faggot to spawn, finally got my mount and never again
>10 hour (((maintenance)))
thoughts?
>>564310539I still need to make one sometime.
>>564311174based sargchad
>>564310318That's a real set and has a high resolution version in many color versions, I guess they're using the low res one for minor npcs to reduce load but that's not how the real one looks like
>>564311174It won't come up until the 8 hour mark, something is fucked with their poojeet spaghetti code
absolute status?
>DC due to shitskin coding>click reconnect>you cant reconnect>restart client>log in>DC again>click reconnect>you cant reconnect14 yurobux a month btw
MY WIFEY WANTS TO PLAY
>>564311937album when
GOD DAMBNIT LET ME IN
>>564311937post her album so she can make a thick cock cum then
i don't think this expansion is 2 years worth of development time. is there like 15 people working on the game?
>>564311329She looks like... well you just know
>>564301814>black lipstick on lips>rouge lipstick in handzero effort
Christina "I wish we hadn't called it Warcraft" Metzen
>>564310797>Somenigga even zivvers are jumping ship to anywhere but ziv
>>564312414Did he transition?
I don't want to interact with the very obvious writer's self-insert "quirky morally gray" void lord for the loot rerolls.
>>564312451>I don't know how to react statisticsYes we know retard-kun.
>>564312338
>>564312451>insta seethe replyshitposters are pretty mad and right here kek
yo blizzard needs to cut they servers on
>>564310539Oh I have this one I guesshttps://catbox.moe/c/d16ipl
>>564312451That explains the random vague seething lately, yikes
>elf lore so botched Portergauge made a haranirBaal sisters?
>>564312717Nah I've been on /v/ a lot and am just annoyed by retards and dishonest obsessives. Plus I wanna fuckin' play already.
>>564312490yeson experimental estrogen treatment since TWWresults are alarmingly potent as seen reflected in WoW's story
>>564312620imo there's something very uncanny about cinematics lately. I didn't feel this about old cinematics.
those big hunky lizardmen that Xal'atath summon...
>gonna be back from work right on time
>>564312884I don't know who either of those people are.
>>564313058on time for extended extended maintenance you mean heheheh
Limiting factor is once again outgoing damage in mythic+. Keys are bricking because of wipes, not because there is a DPS check. Successful keys have MINUTES left with 2-3 deaths.Mazing would be better if they took off damage output and put some of that responsibility onto DPSissies (who are already accountable for fucking nothing)
>cool new mount model>has a void skin effect making it fugly as helldropped
ITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UPITS UP
>work
>>564313283what's up
>>564313343my ass(Plough me)
>>564313343nothing much thanks for asking
My belf is gassy now
>>564313036only liadrin was uncanny, Lor'themar looked pretty hot, the belf spellbreakers looked insane too basically everything else looked good but liadrin was the one sore thumb and that made everything else not exist for ragebaiters
>>564313643everything looks plastic and cheapstop eating shit anon
>>564312748>https://catbox.moe/c/d16iplslut
>>564313036They modeled her after actresses in the 21st century i.e. women with fillers
>>564313643pretty fire shot and yeah liadrin face just poisoned the well
kinda bricked to use tokens on raid huh
>>564313463kek
>>564313463>LE HECKIN HAMSTER WHEEL SOMEONE AT BLIZZARD TRIPPED ON A WIRE AND SPILLED COFFEE ON THE SERVERS HECKIN SMALL INDIE COMPANY RIGHT MY FELLOW REDDIT BROS AM I FITTING IN?? I'M PART OF THE JOKE RIGHT GUYS???
>>564313643The void enemies look like generic gachaslop PG enemies. Utterly soulless.
>>564314591until you get your shit from dungeons, ya seems soDEATH TO MYSTIC TRANNIES
list your servers that you avoid inviting from at all costs:>mandatoryquel, rag, drak>I just don't like themarea 52, AzralonServers I always invite from because they tend to be nice or funny:wyrmrest, moonguard
I will never forgive you for what you did to me. You broke me, mind and spirit, and your new "wife" will pay for that.
>>564314807thiswho knew rehashed tentacle lovecraft shit episode 135523 would still mog the everloving fuck out of the nu-void cosmicslop theme
THE SERVERS ARE UP!!!!!
What am I missing out on if I don't play today? My soul just isn't in it.Re-roll tokens and that's it right? Speaking from a 280ish geared character's perspective
>>564314961all the latam servers you missed a fewand you gotta look at their guilds before the run starts because alot of the refugees are too stupid or lazy to remake their guild on the right realmoh also i try to avoid inviting from my server too because they're all retards that think their shit doesn't stinkI give prio invites to the OCE realm cluster because i'm near guaranteed to get a white man with a 3 digit iq, kekhasn't failed me yet
>maintenance extended by 2 hours
>>564315456>its realJESUS CHRIST
I want to impregnate a Night Elf
>>564315352you get a quest for increasing the ilvl of your crafted weapon, myth/heroic weapons and trinkets idk if its unlimited or what i have no information on thattheres a bunch of mole people shit and the tier 2 recolors are intentionally set high so they can steal some goodwill in two weeks by lowering the cost of them
>>564300372(Dead)why?It wasn't THAT bad of a post
>>564315552and what else
>>5643156135 field accolades and 100 marl is not a high price
>>564299706min/max panda for food buff racial, if trying to be stylish and want to be only slightly less optimal mechagnome
>>564315667and a Draenei like Pyrista
>>564307584unironically give it another shot but in actual content, most fun caster
JACKING OFF TO WHITEMANE!!!!!
>>564315704good early in expansion, same with draenei with flat statsdwarf remains supreme with scaling
My helf just told Astalor about the baby and he told her to get an abortion.
>>564315697per piece + tax + tip
>>564299706Whatever the mog you like looks best in, don't worry about 1% damage increases.
>Just got an email from blizzard about the staropodThey are absolutely shameless.
>>564306462Ah maybe it'll feel better to press when I have more gear. Healing wave doesn't seem to do anything>>564306872I'd rather they remove unleash over cloudburst honestly. Unleash feels terrible to press
why can medivh shapeshift but my mage can't?
>>564316210wtf is staropod
>>564316258>Healing wave doesn't seem to do anythingThat's just a talent setup issue then.Both farseer and totemic perform good, farseer is more ideal for m+ and totemic for raid, but both are like completely viable in both anyway.If you want your healing wave to be good, then swap to farseer but obviously that would make your totems less strong, but farseer is a lot more fun imo because you're the one doing the big heals and ascendance procs are kino in farseer
>>564315962I could totally see Astalor knocking butches up just so he could force them to get an abortion and feed on the agony.
>>564316402https://gear.blizzard.com/pages/world-of-warcraft-lil-staropod-petYou just know a star brutosaur is coming.
it's up
>>564316402A Pokemon I think?
>WoW goes down all day>haircut, shave, shower, tooth brush, home cooked meal, make bed, the worksyeesh, I'm still addicted aren't I?
>>564316702Kek they really just slapped an emo haircut onto a fuckin pigeon and called it a day
>>564316527I'll try out farseer, thanks. I like the deeply rooted hobomentalist mode, so farseer pumping it up sounds juicy
>>564316604>You just know a star brutosaur is coming.what would it do better than ah+mail?Im down to pay another mil for a qol mount but I cant see a better banger, if it does warbank+ah+mail I guess?
>>564316527toetmic is better in m+ easily
betrayer...
>>564316527Old news, every single shaman went back to totemic for maze.
servers up in 25 minutes screencap this
>get off work early for once>servers still down go to hell
What furshit should I slop while waiting for servers to come back up?
>kazzakoid applying to my keyxD
watching 4 hours of warcraft cinematics on the tube rn
>>564316768I looked out the window today
>>564314961Literal who servers i've never heard of. For w/e reason those low pop/merged servers seem to attract those that make the average rag player look like a world first player by comparison. Don't even remember the names since odds are you won't see anyone else from that server for months if not years after.
Midnight makes WoD look like high art.Sneedolands is still worse though.
>>564318482dalvengyr... my home
>>564318250I play on that server, what's wrong with it?
>>564318357i just watched the latest ewu, oneazerothtv got locked upneed it or keep it
how should they change combo points/soul shards/holy power to feel different from each other?
>>564318638turks
>>564318638you tell me man
>>564314961tich, gallywix, frostmourne/jubeithos unless it's a meme key and I don't care about someone or myself having more ping
>smart ass flexing his epic two characters name>on the deadest server imaginable, one you never see, everhave fun crafting your shit I guess, lol
WotLK > MoP > Legion > TBC > DF > Cata > TWW > WoD > BfA > Mid > a teenager's fanfiction on AO3 > SL.
>>564318250She looks like a soccer mom that fucks black dudes that bully her son
>25 mins, still deadEXTENDED
>>564319081WoD's story was better than Cata and DFLegion's story is overrated, like everything else about that expansion
They better not extend this shit...
>>564319215You people need professional psychiatric help.
NA Status?
>>564319353this is punishment for all the nastygrams we've(I've) been sending to blizzardits just to spite usyour welcome>>564319380losteded, bigly
>>564319052Frostmourne represents a tiny fraction of the player base but has an absurdly high amount of players at an extremely high level of skill. The average OCE player has 1000 io on the average NA player. You are a brown braindead basedpilled chudlet who cant handle Aussie supremecy. Weak fucking dog cunt.
>>564296859love wowg anons!!!love nerub!!!
>>564319081Is midnight really that bad?
figured it'd be up early for some good will but guess I just cook dinner now bros...
>>564319624>figured it'd be up early for some good willyeah bro because that's how it works lmao what a fucking retard
>>564319380yjk
>>564318845They have Nice duels outside org doe
algethar academy filtered me as a healer
>>564319596 just memeing of the weekRealistically Midnight is like a top 4 expansion at least cba making a list, can go higher or lower depending on whatever comes next but if it truly is n'zoth kino as the datamines say then most likely higher
Servers are up.
>>564320068How can you say midnight is good? What has happened in midnight that is good? >apex talents suck>almost NOTHING introduced new>delves worse than tww>m+ /raid are fine but that has nothing to do with midnight itself, and m+ is not any better/worse than before>no unique features>ddh is unfinished>class balance is bad and devs are functionally retarded with balance, buffing ddh and unholy today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ514qIthSc
>>564318125femworg in a wedding dress, getting ready for the big day
>>564320306>delves worse than twwnot going to read the restI'm sure you totally loved those tranny underwater delves faggoy
>>564319380server status: GNOMED
>>564313283lame retreat fagbear
>>564319537That's really nice and all man but I'm still not inviting upside down faggots that are gonna give me +300ms
>>564320393I want a Gnome wife
>>564320306ntaI already gave up on the lore so I just laugh how bad it isthe itemization is not grindy hell like Legion/BFA/Shadowlands
>>564320376I just skipped to last lines>>devourer dh le badYeah thats one old rusty bait, weird internet explorer shitpost that is just a bunch of lÃes kek
>>564320452I get what you're saying about itemization, but the problem is that my char is full hero in 1 week and now i have fucking nothing to do but join a mythic raiding guild or slow grind myth slots 1 per weekits not a mmo
Is Rdruid "hard"?
>>564320048which spec
>couldn't even patch a meme .5 patch into the game without 10+ hour maintenancewow lost, bigly
>pugs cant to crown>pugs cant do march>pugs for vanguard are always full and they cant do it eitherhow am I supposed to fill the last vault slot?
>>564320798holy priestvexamus
>>564320741NoIt is clunky though
>>564320741idk it must be because every time I have a druid pug they're fucking awful. monk and shaman feel way better
>>564320068This pretty much, it's a wildcard as all xpacs early but the beginning was a blast (ignoring elf shit the story is unironically cool) but as of now one of the better launches and most importantly FUN to play
>>564320842paladins and the phoenix are completely free
>>564320048ICHISTRASZ
>>564320374
>>564314721personally i think shitting on early 2000's nerd humour was cool in the 2010s but now it has swung back around to cringe
>>564320741rdruid is easy in easy content, and requires a lot of understanding of the content in harder content, but I wouldn't say its "hard". pres is hard in m+
>>564297186>draenei supremacyShut the fuck up you fucking poseur. Here, what you and any of the retarded "monster fuckers" are actually, factually and only interested in. Go kill yourself, you vapid fucking waste of spunk.
mfw when wow wonnered
>>564320937phoenix groups keep trying to do the 2/2/21 cheese and fail miserably every time
>>564321032Still paladins is a joke even if you go 3 tanks
>resto shammy buffshehe
it's up niggas
It's up
servers are up, faggots
it's up but actually
it's down
>>564321130>30% dmg buff for resto 8% healing Time to pvmp as farseer
>>564320968Not too bad at all
>>564321014haha how did they teach the cats to do that
>>564320937>paladins pug >tank 1 dies >tank 2 dies >they argue, one or both leave, and pug falls apart this happened about 5-6 times in one day. dunno why tanks can't help but fucking explode when it's not even that difficult of a fight
>>564321205>>564321171>>564321161>>564321152nice try buddy, nothing gets past me
>>564321171>>564321161>>564321205>>564321207HAH, I beat you you stupid shits. Don't you feel STUPID? You LOOK stupid. LMAO! Why did you even try? Your fingers are too slow, your brains are too aged. LMAO. Fucking BTFO'D BY ME LMAO
i know you have no foreskins but post your vaults already
IM AWAKEim awake...
>>564321152>>564321161>>564321171>>564321205fuck off>>564321207thanks bestiethis is why i come here for accurate news
>>564319537frostmourne is better than most NA servers but every single b*rthilas NIGGER needs to be raped and vaporised with lasers
>IT'S UPPOST VAULTS NOW NOW NOW NOW
I'm literally logged in, opening Great Vault now. Stop freaking out.
>>564321370Go back to sleep.
>>564321342see >>564321382
favourite warcraft macguffin?
>timewalking>champ boxWhy? Wasn't it heroic last time?
>>564321348the servers don't have any foreskins either so it takes way longer to log in to themdeal with it tubby
>we are taking away addons that track your parties cds, and weakauras cause they play the game for youOkay that makes sense I guess>Instead we are adding a one button rotation you can use up to like 3k io???
>>564321553the heroic one is from the tw raid
OH SHITTHERE'S 3 OTHER SHREDDERTANK RECOLORS IN THE MOUNT TAB, BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE
>>564321553sorry goy cant have you getting too many heroic pieces now can we
I hate Dundun and abundance so fucking much. Absolute cancer.
Patch notes?
>>564321641holy shitting frick this is what I've been waiting for
>>564321348dont joke about that they mutilated my penis man
>>564321263shant be playing farseer until they readd omega tier
>>564321553heroic if you do the tw raid which mop does not have
>>564321664My alts are crying missing out on those transmongs :(
>>564321641>GREEN, PURPLEthanks doc
Type Lindormi into mount tab search, that's all the "new" mounts you can buy with the saddle
a52bros....
>work 10 hour shift>wow still downwhy dont they just start patch maintenance at like 3-6 am like literally every other big game in the fucking world>b-but the 2 hours i need before reset!FUCK you
>>564321664can't you farm heroics in void assaults?
>Player Housing Temporarily Disabled in NA Regionthis is literally waco
If this is the correct patch I saw notes for, then WW just got buffed through the fucking roof.I need to double check. That's why they had that 1% crit nerf thing the other day.
>>564321553Dungeon one unless it's turbulent timeways is always normal, the twing raid boxes give a hero item but no twing pandaria raid(somehow).
time to crack open the vaultpera
>>564321870500 accolades, which takes about 6 hours, for a completely random piece for a random slot.It's far, far easier to just grind m+
>>564320996false, I like Draenei accents
>>564321573Blizzard's recent addon autism was 90% centered around WAs only in the context of world first raiders trying to break fights in ways in which Blizzard were not happy. 99% of what people considered to be "the automation blizzard did not like and were clearly going for" was crossfire for shit like Fyrakk.
>>564321348was so close to crafting a ret weapon last night and then i get this fucking vaultspoiled for choice let me tell you
>>564322134
MY VAULT WAS TRASH 3 USELESS CLOAKS
>>564322003They did remix instead when they were due to add timewalking SoO
>>564322093I want to impregnateafter marriage
>>564321972was hearing that too but guess not
>lose BG, lose rating>wing BG, don't win rating
>>564322134She opened vault before using this week's bonus rolls.cmon sis.....
Is it up?
>new unholy tree pathingi'm gonna fucking vomit
>>564322134guarantee my ret vault has at least one D tier trinket, a shit ring, and probably a neck
>Caused a critical error in housing and bricked itJesus christ man
>>564322403Slow or failed login attempts
>Void Strike>- 0/1 Void Strike Disrupted>Fly to said Void Strike>Nothing happening
it's not an ilvl upgrade but i'm so happy to be rid of the puzzle box holy SHIT
>>564322093I fw that
>player housing borked>new keystone myth cheevo borkedLOLMAO
>>564321902>right as i was getting tillers up to get those pieces of furnitureFug.
>>564322717>10 hours for a borked release
Can''t even log in
>>564322403yes
>>564322717ya....where the fuck is my cheevo and tendy
OH NO NO N ONONO NO NON ON OHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAA
>>564322892same, stuck on the login screen
oh boy oh boy epic new m+ mounts for super high rating, i can't wait to see how cool they ar->not even good recolors outside of the shadowlands one>5/6 are tww and 4/6 are undermine, all significantly worse than the 2k and 3k colorsLOOOOOOOOL
>>564323064YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>>564322258Nah theres no way those changes did 0. I will test today.
>>564321348
mfw when americans beta testing
>>564323073laziest gaming company by a mile
>all 3 vaults were shit
>>564323073>requires higher rating than any of them>looks worse than all of themgrim
>>564323147the change to the one talent that gave you a second on fists which felt shit and instead gives you 20% damage increase seems like it should be in the positive even losing the crit
>>564323064>future maintenancekek, wow losted
>>564323073>I have to grind 16s to not fall behind for this shitgame was so comfy when I could time all 10s and call it a season
>>564323309>didnt post
feels bretty good for pugging it on a tuesday night <3
>>564323073It's actually crazy how much of a downgrade those are to the 3k shreddertank.
>>564323437even worse, you'll be behind no matter what. one saddle PER WARBAND PER SEASONso unless they don't add any new ones for 6 seasons you'll always be behind
>servers coming down again tomorrow because these retards can't even fix things after 8 hoursGRIM
>sell 200k worth of crafted shit >market rallies dangit
>>564323073I thought they were only adding 1 mount for the achievement?
damn let me the fuck in blizzard it's been like 10 hours
>you can't even add decor to your collection>it just sits in your bags foreverholy KEK
>>564323553thats for the top 1% achievement which hasn't been revealed yetunless it's one of those 6 in which case OOF
>hardstuck resil 17 and cant get invited to anything>time 1 18>insta invited to everything now>time the next 18 in 2 trieswhat a fucking MOVIE incoming i dont know why anyone wants to play dps and be stuck in LFG all day
WHERE DO YOU HOP IN FOR PROP HUNT
>>564323379Yeah for sure.
>>564323073LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOvicious saddle fags???? your response????
>>564323798sorry pal, the mode is disabled for now :^)enjoy the patch!
>>564323553the american retards are confusing the saddle mounts for old mounts + recolors (so if you have all old ones at least you get to use the saddle) ratings for the 1% mount which isn't shown yet
>enchants are now a loss of gold even with shitty mats for every single item unless you get a resourcefulness proclol JUSTUST
>>564323073i mean who cares 3400 isnt hard if youre not a heroic raid shitter
Did they seriously buff every single meta maze spec? what the actual fuck genuinely....brew uh dev restoD/S all buffed by a fuckload...
it was 8 hours. why do you disingenuous faggots keep saying 10 hours? imagine making up extra bullshit to be upset about.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>564324041I just hopped in nvm, weird lame shitpost tho
>>564324212UNACCEPTABLE
>>5643240833400 is extremely hard
>>564296859Real talk, is this the worst balance patch ever? Buff the top fotm classes and nerf everything else?
>>564324212>Thank you for doing the needful
>>564324083Hard? no. Monotonous and boring? Absolutely.
>>564324343i will be claiming my mount on reset and the raid troons cannot do a single thing about it
>>564324069that's like every profession. I have all professions on alts and I pretty much never bother crafting for gold. I know I COULD make some by optimizing concentration and shit like that, and it's kind of a waste that im not bothering, but I COULD spend time doing that, or just spend 30 mins watching youtube and gathering and make the same money anyway with no mental effort.
>>564324403I mean clearly some devs are playing UH DK and devourer
Bro I was told there's a tank shortage, I'm 2300 rated 272iLvL and I'm still getting constantly declined for anything above +10
>>564324403don't forget outlaw up 13% while being in the world record key kek
ummmmi think finesse is bugged out
>>564324843I get declined all the time too as a healer even though my stats are good. Why is a +6 rejecting me when I've done this on ++12 and have 2800 rating? Guess they want the 3k+ people. No idea.
>>564324882
>>564324403>blood aoe -6%LMAO. Gotta link to this? I wanna see how retarded the rest of the classes look.
>>564324804but not in PvP
>>564324882reported for bug abuse gl getting your account nuked
>>564324882LET ME INLET ME INLET ME IN
>>564324403uh dk ended up being a nerf and devourer ended up being a quality of life buff but the retard guide maker made up a buff for some reasonwowhead being retarded*
I tried inviting off meta specs a bunch cause in theory less invites + same rating = better player but nope they are shitters if youre not one of these specs gl getting into my key
>>564324882RAPE THE MAJESTIC HIDE PRICES NOOOWDO IT
>have an actual late 30's soccer mom friend who's a mother of two>plays warlock>times 16 keys and mythic raidsyou guys have no excuse
>>564324882mmmm yeah thats a banski bubba
>>564325351mfw resto sham
>>564325090>skin mobs in the game>get bannednice game wowtards
>>564324963>>564324843there's a few things happening. 2300 is low already unfortunately, your ilvl is more than fine though (people dont know that though or care).You need to time every single dungeon before invites start rolling.Second, no one cares about healer stats and a +6 Relaxed key has a high chance of rejecting a 2800 perfectly statted whiny healer with a napoleon complex, just saying.
>>564325358I play with my 70 year old boomer father and he does +10s, though he gets anxious about mechanics like the Latch/Banshee duo in Spire and does about 50k dps (has the gear for 100k dps but is a clicker and a keyboard turner)
>>564325462I've timed everything in the +8+9 range. It's like there's a barrier at +10 where people become extremely picky.
>>564324882THE GAME ISNT BUGGEDTHATS WHAT YOUR BIG FAT PIG OF A MOTHER DROPPED AFTER I SKINNED HER
>>564325462>Second, no one cares about healer stats and a +6 Relaxed key has a high chance of rejecting a 2800 perfectly statted whiny healer with a napoleon complexThis might make sense if they talked to me and knew I was whiny or had a complex based on seeing "HEALER 272" and my raider.io stats. But they don't, so it doesn't.
>>564325638>It's like there's a barrier at +10 where people become extremely picky.correct.
>>564325358they're bringing carries to 20+ already anon, who cares if they're doing it in 16s. the DPS in that range aren't even humans yet
>>564325358every female player in m+ has a suspiciously good tank player who invites them
>>564325506got baited award
>>564325657KEK cooked his ass
uhhh Area52sissies?
They're totally setting her up as an antagonist
>>564325658they can just feel your bad sweat aura through the game bro. I feel it through 4chan. Seethe.(2800 is low rn btw)
>>564324882didnt work on my machine, that being said i definitely dont have the gear to be getting gold drops this character is level 83 without a tree maxxed
>>564325657>laffed at a your mom joke in big 26Got me bro i can't lie
Oh cool I got fused vitality doing my profession weeklies and a bunch of pity abundance in the mailbox??that stupid beaver can go fuck himself now I guess
>>564325675tbf the people getting carried in those are still able to do 18s and stuff normally. Basically all carries in title range are for people who are almost good enough or dont have a team
>>564326059tell Dundun to go fuck themselves in the reply.t.player base.That would be cool if you could send in game mail complaints to Blizzard like a complaint box and they actually read them.
GLORIOUS ABUNDANCE
>>564325792the aliens escaped thanks for your patience
>>564325839>"the vassal of life disguises treachery. Beware the eyes of green" attributed to no one to date yet except her>Orweyna is literally the only green eyed HaranirYeppers
>>564324843class?
>hey this spearfishing minigame is actually pretty engaging >you dont actually get fish that you can use for crafting feasts >still no alternative to abundance farmanother ride for the themepark mmo
I'm starting to suspect that Xal'atath can't be trusted
definitely DO NOT enchant your profession tool with rank 1 finesse, DON'T DO IT
>>564326337You know what, I think that's coolJust before the dialogue I posted she mentioned being ready to sacrifice others for her goddess.That "goddess" is probably Y'shaarj or something, and Aln dust / azerite immunizing Haranir to it's whispers is the cure
>wipe>stormrage brazilian>GG RAGNAROS TANK
Welp, spent at least 45m now trying to get into a +10. I only apply to dungeons I've already timed +9 now. As a tank. Like I just +2ed a +9 Seat. And I got declined from at least 5 +10s so far.Guess I'll go play something else.
>>564326502i will abuse this for 10-15 minutes and call it done. thank you anon
so this is just bad, right?
>>564326502
>>564326502you are 1000000% getting a rollback on your account if you abuse this
>>564326502Oh yeah, it's skinning time
>>564326572Just make your own group, dumb ass, it will fill instantly.??? broken brain ???
>>564326424There is tho, check your mail, also you can get fused vitality from crafting orders and other sources now. including 3 from that fishing game btw.>>564326502I'll test out if it's bugged or not so I can file a report. No one else do this tho. >>564326679>he doesn't know about the exploit early exploit often meta
>>564320452>I already gave up on the lorethis xpac is running concurrently with tbc anniversary and has so much classic coursing through its veins it pulled a boomer like me back to retail, hell demo lock spamming sbolt as a generator totally pinged classic andy brain
https://www.wowhead.com/news/no-weapon-or-trinket-upgrades-this-week-from-voidforge-381325OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>564326596It's dogshit im forced to use it right now
I accidentally just got 50000 scales, not my fault
>>564326572yea no shit you don't get invites for your fucking prog while 3800 gods are filling up keys for rerolls
>>564326502>>564324882I instantly tested out and anon is probably AI editing these, wasted 5k gold so you don't have to.
>monks are specifically excluded from the new weapon sheathing optionsare you fucking kidding me
>>564326596I unironically use Tangle of Vibrant Vines as Brew because it does Nature damage it nature damage heals me, it also gives crit my best stat and puts like a 100k absorb shield out on people.It's on none of the lists. See the problem is the players in this game think they theorycrafters are better than they are, but there are definitely sleeper choices even though they don't show up in guides and lists.
i race changed to harrynear
>>564326502is it only skinning?
>>564326927maybe its only skinning that bugged anon
>>564326981Honestly following builds is so boring. I guess if you have limited play time or are new it's fine, but I never play like that, unless I'm seriously pushing top end content and need to extract every 1% I can. Even then, I'd rather do it being me.
>>564326774im actually happy about that the game doesnt need an ilvl boost already
>>564324882bankai
How do the bonus rolls work? If I kill a raid boss on normal do I get champ track? Hero? Myth?
>>564326774Normally I would be mad but game is so fun rn I don't really care it'll come when it'll come
>>564326794my vault was bad
Decor duel is the perfect example of blizzard understanding that something is fun but completely and utterly failing to understand why it's fun
>>564326927>was mining with no gear this whole timekek
>>564327241>people without 3 m+ holes filled
>>564327341to be fair he has 90 mining that's like less than an hour. But yeah lol
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>564327016more like hairyrear lol
>>564325351you WILL take my wrecking throw VVarrior to your spire
>>564325638the barrier at 10 isn't people becoming picky, it's the number of applicants massively increasing because the rewards start being meaningfulthey could be picking randomly and you'd still see the decline rate increase
>>564327583yeah my motivation is pretty low anyways, hit elite in PvP so I got the tier thingy, the KSL mount is worse than the KSM one so I genuinely will go play something else.
>buff the most broken specs in the entire game in all content>nerf the C-tier specswhat did blizzard mean by this?
sword is my bis for prot, if i take it from vault and then try to roll for puzzle box in AA, am i free from getting it in the roll or does bonus roll protection only apply to items i received from them roll?
>>564327142Hard same. I'm running my own build in 13s right now. I dgaf about COnduit and spinning shit kick and all that shit, not using any of it.
Is healing meant to be stressful beyond all fuck or am I just bad?As my mage I just sit there chillen easy af casting some snow spells hit top DPS hit the bong go afk to make a coffee it's finehealing I feel like I'm spending every fibre of my being keeping everyone from death
>>564328015It is because Blizzard is fucking retarded
>LOLLOL>LOLLOL
>>564327792>DK>DHShould've been a heroclass GOD then, pussy.
Are bonus rolls working?
>>564327540perhaps i will regret it
>>564328015DPS is easy, it's the easiest role in m+, it's what it istanking and healing are naturally much harder due to the nature of content, but that's not a bad thing on it's own, it's just how it works. Raiding dps aactually have it harder than tanks most of the time, for example.
>>564328015You're just bad, but I don't say that to be mean, it's true. Everytime I was struggling to heal keys, it's because i was doing something wrong and most of the time it's GCD wasting, pressin something when you should be pressing something elseHard example is I used to run Tranq in DF and it was just so bad and then when I switched builds, I stopped struggling completely, it was that easy.You need to do homework keys and try tings before things really click with healing.You can't sit on CDs obviously, but you can't be using them willy nilly either. It's a balancing act.
>new content is just delves but they take 5 minuteswho asked for this
>>564328298You're not wrong, I'm definitely doing better now that I know the dungeons and use my CDs when we hit those tougher groups, etc, so you're definitely right I can improve and do better. Same with using the right abilities at the right timeBut I still feel like hitting the wrong button - even if it's minor - is pretty bad. Hard not to make 1 not-optimal move in a 20 minute run where everyone is on the edgeThat said I'm still doing it, we're not losing. It just feels so stressful.Fair though.
>new content is spearfishing but you dont get any fish
decor duels is the worst content with the best rewards locked behind it i’ve ever seen
>>564328423unironically my boomer dad and me who plays with him
Ok prop hunt is actually kind of fire, gonna boot up the nvidia overlay and make some webms for nostalgia
>new content rewards new furniture but housing is disabled
>Animal Crossing players when they log in
>>564328569What healer are you playing btw?? Maybe I can help.
>>564328569I generally get tired after 2 dungeons in a sitting myself.
>>564329017Holy Paladin. We just got a bunch of buffs today actually so it might feel a lil better.
https://www.wowhead.com/ptr/item=272318/spellbreakers-phoenixblade>one handed spellbreaker SWORD glaiveKINOOOO>comes from prop huntKINOOOO
>>564327808Isn't the stat stacking crafted weapon much better?
i picked the wrong day to move down a cage size i grouped with tauren!!
>>564329070Yeah, I actually really enjoy it, but it's also so stressful I can't pump them out, to the annoyance of my dps friend
>>564329086Oh yeh you just got buffed through the roof, don't worry about it. I also have a friend who does like 13 and 14 keys with a Holy pally healer, so it's just a learning thing. You'll get it.
>>564327808apparently it's just items from the reroll so you should do them first
>>564329070Same, in Legion and BfA M+ used to be fun, now it's tiring, maybe I'm getting too old for this game
>>564328153the dk buff is based on a bug tho
>>564329243Personally the difficulty is exactly what pumps me up to do more but different taste ig
>they actually buffed resto druid>even in maze+lol.
>>564329238man can you just shut the hell up nobody wants that shit
>>564329195this is m+ only because i dont mythic raid but crafted seems to go all in on the jewelry embellishment
>>564328045what is the point of stealing images from the wowreddit
I like vulpera women who are fat and in their 50s. Vulpera women age like wine, the older the more delicious
>>564329586man can you just shut the hell up nobody wants that shit
>>564329586this guy is eating fat foxes
So everyone agrees Devourer is the most fun caster right now?
>>564329070at the end of the day games are supposed to be fun and imo m+ is just too stressful to be fun, especially if you play tank or healer. There's just too much homework to do for m+.
>>564329693Yes. But a lot of skill issue and brainlets won't agree!
anybody else keep getting disconnected
>>564300560I remember reading a story that when city of heroes shut down and one of the various private servers came up, one of them had a situation like this where there were tons of old player characters devoid of actual players just getting /raped or whatever by current players on the private server
>they added prop-hunteugh
>>564326572Kek, 2 hours now.
>>564330012
>A character with that name already existsLet me in !!!
>>564330132it's okay eventually you'll stop being a retard and listen to what people tell you
>>564330012That's pretty hot
>first "major" patch>it's hyper buggedMidnight continues the tradition
>>564330224What people told me is to run my own key. I have a +6. I have to list that key, get a group, +2 it at best. Now I have a +8 key. I now have to also list that key, wait for a group, at best +2 it. I can now list a +10. That's the absolute best outcome, mind. Servers go down in 1,5 hour now. All of that''s not going to happen.
Where's your house Anon? Surely you can go to it right now can't you?
>>564330487>major patchit isnt even a major patch doebeit?
>>564329543I'm not stealing, I'm sharing it because I think it's a cool image. That's the point of the Internet.
>>564330627the only bug rn is housing but it's not a deal breaker since it's not actually a bug but housing disabled, so even in the bug side anon is just lying kek
>>564330627it is, it's not a random hotfix, it's a content patch aka major patch.
what the fuck blizz
>>564329325Bit of column a, bit i think is more everything is minmaxed with m+ in mind, early in it's life cycle it felt like more an addition to dungeons, now it's the be all end all. Could also be because it was new back then so not as many people had it down to the level it is now.
>>564330768yeah figured out, smooth patch
>try to do an alchemy order >"that order is no longer available">can no longer input any command onto the character, its like im getting DC'd>need to hard close the client>log back in>character not foundyeah i'll just unsub a bit earlier than usual, this amount of bugs is getting ridiculous
>>564330926Ooo right this one it is, it wasn't as sweaty.Actually, gaming in general wasn't as sweaty then too.
>>564330780a major patch is a new seasonwhy are you trying to change the meaning of things to suit your doomjeetery
>>564331001no one cares, save yourself the 30 seconds of typing next time
>>564329746Thing is it never used to be this way early on before they made score more than a third party thing. In no way it is solely on that but it defintely was a step towards making it more unejoyable.
>>564331001oh is it tied to crafting orders? i got disconnected 4 times doing my weeklies and just gave up
you have to do this fuckass mode 4 times per item
>>564331132cared enough to reply didnt youmad little faggot lmao
>>564331098got his ass, it's making vague mistery bugs about alchemy up now to sound less BTFO well done lmao
>the auctioneers are ignoring me and won't post anything
>add tiny miniscule amount of content to your game with ilvl inflation gibs and call it a patch >game bugged to hell for weeks after dis gon be gud
>>564331195That's pretty tame for an mmo
>>564331294how much ilvl do the gibs even gib?
>>564331232you can see IPs and see that those are two different people, newfagyou lost
>>564331454there's no gibs, it's showing even more examples of it being a raider cuck talking about things it has no idea about lolmaodoomjeetas acting up
>Can't open auction window>Go to mailbow>Can't open mail>Try to summon mount>No cast bar
>>564331085People forget score was only a thing early in m+ lifespan that was only done on a third party sites that only sweatlords/bums cared about. It wasn't the only thing for sure but it was in my eyes the canary in the coal mine.
>>564331454a whopping 9 item levels!!!! with timegating on weapons and trinkets for some reason!!!! waow!
>>564331621and now I can't log in because my character already exists
god i wish i were my dracthyr
>>564331582It's actually an unprecedently smooth patch ngl.Making up bugs to shitpost about is pretty obsessed raped behavior too, sad for them.
>>564329693I hated leveling it up, I hate their main spell. But maybe it gets more fun when you actually get abilities.Consume + lining up that eye beam wasn't fun to me tho. Does it get way better when you're a real level?
>>564331948yeahonce you get haste you bomb multiple times per meta
I wonder if there are anons here up to pug 2s/3s arenas for fun. CBA looking for randoms
>>564331621>logout button doesn't work>exit game doesn't work>I have to player forever>nothing has actually changed
>>564299706soles (no additional comment)
>>564332042uh that isnt possible, its been deboonkedcheckmate doomjeet
>threadshill lying and making shit up already
I think they just took down the AH
>>564332063you're here forever
I have +50 m+ runs and not a single trinket has dropped for me, or anyone who could trade
>>564332538this is why i just cba chasing specific items i want, eventually something is gonna show up in my vault or push key loot
thanks for NA anons for beta testing the patch
It's a good patch, perfect for relax and enjoy WoW with friends
>first bad vault comes along with bonus rollsAll part of the plan
>>564332704love Draenei womensimple as
>can finally hide stat sticks on casters
Everytime I enter an instance the action bar decals re-appear. I disable them and then they come back.How does this even break.
how do you get the void core reroll thing from vault? I have it unlocked but she only sells spark and socket still
>>564332060How do you feel about AI-generated furry pornography?
>last one hiding on my team>get rewards taken away for "not participating">a white item that wont even auto vendordude holy shit fuck you
>>564324998https://www.wowhead.com/news/estimated-class-tuning-for-patch-12-0-5-devourer-dh-buffed-again-marks-aoe-381295#comments
>>564332967>whole point is to not move>get penalized for not moving
Why did housing flop?
nice game blizz
>>564332967Huh you gotta move how else will they find you silly!
>>564296859Decor duel review:It was giga fun, i would nerf energy regeneration for abilities a tiny bit tho but fairly balanced, I hope it stays for longer and add more maps because its really just that good of a formula no matter where it's made wow or cod or gmod, and here theres pretty cool rewards too. Easy upgrade would be to add some random events in runs and add decor duel skins like you can play as Arthas or a Murloc or Mommystrasza. 9/10 fun.
>>564333157Isn't the point of prop hunt that the props get bonuses for moving around, specifically to encourage more riskThat does seem stupid though to get actively penalized for a good spot. But I thought you do better if you're moving and being tricksky than just staying still. More risk more reward thing.
AYOWHAT THE FUCKYOU GUYS SAID YOU GET THREE ROLLS A WEEKWHERE MY MUHFUGGIN THIRD ROLL 'DO
This patch is a fucking mess. What the HELL have they been doing?
>>564333160Because it's completely superfluous. It has no connection to the broader game at all. Even PvP has combat and rewards gear. Housing is an actual, literal mini game. It's scuffed medieval fantasy the Sims house builder.
>>564333282You're supposed to look like you're part of the environment, Overwatch tries to make it simpler for the people hunting by making you spam voice lines
>>564333284in the vault ;)
>>564333284third roll you buy with those coins you get in the vault if the vault is shit
>>564333328its literally the best patch of all time now shut your faggot ass mouth you little bitch go play cod retard
>>564333484What's going on with Dollwave buddy? Not feeling it?
>>564333573see>>564331948
Anybody tried ritual sites yet?
>if you run into the boundary walls enough in decor hunt it eventually gives up and lets you go out of bounds
OH NONONONONONONOHOPESISSYS OUR NARRATIVE??LMFAOOO OH NONONONONONO
>>564333254This so much this!!!
>>564333484>he only has 3 90smust not be that good
>>564333647We're all hunting our props bro
is this the end for our hero tonight ... ? damn downtime, I got a chance for more dungeon
>>564333160Well they disabled it for starters :^). Actual answer no functionality outside of some furniture being usable as cooking spots is something. Even fucking runescape's housing had shit like portal rooms/trophy rooms/altar among other things. The fact the decor auto-hammer cant be used for an auto hammer is a prime example.
>>564331948>>564333635>lvl25nigga ... true, leveling as devourer sucks, it's not Uber Bad but it's not that fun, the spec glows up completely at 90 dough. actual peak caster
>>564333635I felt the same honestly, my Devourer is stuck around level 25 as well kek. My friend said it picks up with more levels though.
>>564332372WERE GONNA BURY YOU HERE
>the cosmetic items look like shit recycled from 16 years ago
>>564333484>logsjesus...
>>564334390That's...fuckin' rough looking. Ouch.
>>564333484you're going to burn your eyeballs right out of their sockets if you don't turn your brightness down you know
magekeks....
>is at the same time the most based and retarded wow streamer
Holy fuck decor duels are fun as hell fuggg but I gotta maze it up a little for the rolls
>>564334863MY EYES!!!
What is with the obsession of these giga "blood lust pulls" everyone wants to do in mythic+ dungeons now? I hate those pulls. Most of them seem designed for brewmaster tanks to do. I take too much damage as my Dwarf death knight. It never seems worth it to me to risk us dying to try and do the bloodlust pulls.
Could I tank heroic dreamrift as a 248 prot warrior? It drops 263 gear.
>>564335356it depends on dungeonusing one lust in a big pull early let's you have lust ready for boss it's free damage
>>564333484SEXO warband, I needed to see that
>>564335586I want to SEXO the human
>>564335356>why do people wanna do big pulls when they have a huge 10 minute cooldown as well as personal cooldowns readyno offense cause death knight is struggling compared to brew but this casual andy talk is disturbing
I'm taking a one hander dagger because all these bonus rolls means I can play fast and loose with myth track pieces....
>>564335551Yeahjust make sure you don't die to the big add tankbuster
>>564333484Race and class of "Firstnight"?
this void strike thing kinda sucks ass
BRO WHATS THE POINT OF ACHIEVEMENTS IF IT LOOKS LIKE THIS EVERY TIME THEY ADD A NEW EVENT
whats teh best approach to using the bonus rollsmy instinct tells me to go to alg and try and yolo into a myth puzzlebox but my odds are 1/7 for the trinket and 3/7 for the total pool of upgrades and then i could save my crests + sparks by taking myth weapon out of vaultmy odds in maisara are 1/6 for the weapon i have in the vault that would allow me to take puzzlebox instead vs 4/6 items that would be upgradeswhat do you guys think??
Is it even better than Siren isles (first .5 patchfrom TWW) ?
>>564336205prop hunt alone mogs that shit
>>564336167arousal proving image, time wasting question
>>564336135You are just too good bro sit and watch how many players have this achievement explosion
>>564336451its lust provoking image and a relevant questiontime wasting question is: is coffee good for you??newfaggot
>YOU CAN BUY VOIDCORES WITH THE TOKENS OF MERITEating good rn if you skipped those first 2 hero track vaults.....
My first 3k, just in time before servers go down. Feels good!
>>564336647GZ EUbro!!
>>564336647wait are eu servers down now? I was gonna get on and run my key before it downgrades :(
>>564336756the message disappeared from my client, I think its in 30min
>not enough ethereal enemies spawned in the area to fill the bar before having to wait for respawns????
>>564336647Grats brother from a pvpnigga
i dont think ill ever like these things
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>>564336647GG
