Clusterfuck Warbond Edition>Previous>>564273985>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796 (embed)Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://youtu.be/rn_uyAaJ3Z0?si=IR6GXF50f3swcyuPApr 21 Exo Experts https://youtu.be/kK10IoDsiZ0?si=Wft8jr5NDoiwcU0f>LATEST PATCHESMar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939Apr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)
Sexosuits
Are you niggers that autistic about the theme of the bonds
>>564313472when i get a warbond advertising itself as the mechfag bond, i expect most of it to be kinda relevant to mechs
I for one am looking forward to bashing enemies with the shield. I just hope it actually works in general and against heavy enemies still upset over how it doesn't cover ANY of the mech
>random joins your cyborg d10>dies 7 times>rage quits>next guy does the same thing>and again and againThat's the average shitdivers 2 player, I hope arrowshit never improves the game
>>564313472I'm autistic about a company raping my wallet and getting praise for itLazy meatball fucks don't even make this shit it's all outsourcedthey outsold fucking cod man they can afford to do better shit with this game
>>564313648but then how would they be able to enjoy their breaks??
>>564313641What's the true measure of one's skill in this game? Is it deathless runs? Is it solo full completing a d10 hiveworld? Is it putting in the stratagems real fuckin quick like?
>Oxygenator>Your armor type runs slightly faster than its baselineCool, not like we've had that since launch.
d10 cyborgs on the moonsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242645821036/76561198122378705
>>564314090yes but now you can larp as a titanfall pilot that will be 10 bucks
>>564313981death is a good indicator, as long as you're not a solofag letting the host get all the spawns
>>5643140972/4
>>5643140973/4 get in here
>>564314090Ah but you see, now we'll also have -fast light-
>>564314646fuck
>>564314097full. :(
>>564314649Yeah, and it's going to be the only set worth a damn in these new options, and it's purely for runfagging. Embarrassing considering it's meant to be mech armor.
>>564314910Well it makes sense to have an armor like this since you'll spend 90% of the mission without your exosuit after it gets destroyed by a few stray bullets.
>>564315069>since you'll spend 90% of the mission without your exosuit after it gets destroyed by a few stray bullets.Disregarding the inevitable and conveniently timed mech buffs next week right as normo Jimmy needs an incentive to open his wallet, the armor passives should have been about buffing the mechs.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242646820877/76561198066017633
too big
>>564315380bigger
>>564315196After 2 years of bullshit and incompetence, it's kinda cute to see you believe they'd be capable of coding an armor passive that buffs vehicles without breaking the game the moment you step out of it.
>>564315069>the armour passive could have been lower vehicle strat cooldown and extra mech charges
>>564315487Them breaking the game or not isn't really part of the equation. Pilot suits not buffing things related to piloting is like gas armor not making you resistant to gas, it's just nonsensical. If they couldn't do it, then they shouldn't have attempted a mechfag bond.
>>564315464t. amerifat
>>564315620Look bacon flavored apples okay?
>>564315646can you play the game with me already
>>564315578that armour passive doesn't make a lick of sense
>>564314097back to 3/4 one guy crashed
>>564315781It makes a damn side more sense than "runs faster" (you won't be running you're inside an exo lol)
>>564315743post flatties and maybe i will
>>564315859>pacific rim
>>564316197This warbond is a specific rim, the one between my cheeks.
i bought HD2, but i actually quite enjoy not playing and never having played it. its fanbase is filled with nerds and losers that i'd hate seeing on my screen.i'm not gonna refund it though. it feels good to have it sit in my library while i ignore it.
>>564316365I thought that was chemical agents?
>>564316436>Gas grenades>Gas Dog>Armor with a relevant passive to what it doesNope, Chemical Agents is A-tier, and the moment the Sterilizer gets meaningfully buffed it's shooting straight into S.
>>564315856y did u kick me
>>564315319we love arcana here
>>564315319>>564316796>all that wonderous titflesh >absolutely no fucking assmeat
>>564313240I don't get it
lobby cyborgs d 10 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242647919731/76561198088743
>>564316405t. Pilestedt
>>564316924Here's your mech content in the mech warbond.
>>564308430ggreeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>564316923
>>564317008fvll
where's the APC warbond
>New VEHICLE based armor makes you run faster ON FOOT>New smg probably not one handed>Disposable MG probably only medium pen>Mechs in warbondWhat the fuck is this warbond even supposed to be?
I'm surprised nobody has made the connection that the new armor is a Titanfall reference. It's especially obvious with the slide speed increase when sliding makes you go all of 2 feet and most people don't even know it's in the game.
>>564313240>>564316924Dogshit meme made by someone with a sub 100 IQ.
>>564313240>New SMG is not a meme gimmick weapon and actually is a medium pen Knight, with the only drawback being the mag sizeIt..It sounds too good to be true
>>564317467APC machine broke
>>564317530don't worry it'll do 55 damage
>>564317530Low mag size has the potential to be really punishing and limiting on a weapon that eats through them as fast as the knight does.
>>564316556>the moment the Sterilizer gets meaningfully buffedHaha.. hah...
>>564317480>I'm surprised nobody has made the connection that the new armor is a Titanfall referenceWe've already made that connection last thread and instantly concluded it's retarded. Because now the pilot armors have nothing to do with mechs on a gameplay level, while also already losing out to existing armors. Those being B-08 Light Gunner and B-01. They're not going to provide the same speed boost technically gained by those two examples >>564314090>>564317520Return to Reddit where they're glazing this dogshit bond.
>>564317530It's almost certainly going to be two-handed only, making it just another worse, wanna-be assault rifle like the reprimand.
the meltdown when the flamethrower or resupply FRV is in the superstore is going to be insane if this is how people are about mechs in a mech warbond lol
>>564317880>Return to Reddit where they're glazing this dogshit bond.Your meme is from plebbit, though. And everyone on plebbit is hating on the warbond.
>>564317530Probably higher recoil and not one-handed. Recoil is NBD because you should only be using SMGs within 20 meters anyway and one-handed is a gimmick that has zero effect in half the missions in the game (unless you use ballistic shield, but that's more of a fun thing)
>>564314090Headless divers gets to have both of those.
>>564317974>Your meme is from plebbitHow do you know that, Redditor?
>>564309660>i don't wahwahwahdon't care, no known bans for it>>564309659just make your own
>>564317478>>Disposable MG probably only medium penyeah? so?why would you ever expect it have heavy pen? not even from a pessimistic "arrowhead are retards" angle, but from thep erspective of a rational human being that can manage their expenctations
>>564317974>And everyone on plebbit is hating on the warbond.As someone banned from there who hovers around for the more generalist opinions, no they're going out of their way to say the Warbond is cool and awesome besides the Exosuits being in the bond being "totally unfair." They're not even tackling the fundamental problems of the Warbond, its poor theming, the lack of cohesive elements etc.
>>564317018>Pilestedtit'd actually be awesome if he decided to make the game just to make money by getting people addicted to an overwhelmingly mediocre game
Vox Engines are too oppressive in open field maps.
^ refuses to pick the shield generator relay under any circumstances
>>564318206>They're not even tackling the fundamental problems of the Warbond, its poor theming, the lack of cohesive elements etc.>mech suits with a passive that does nothing for mech pilots because they're not using stamina while in a mech>expendable MG that dudes in mechs will get far less mileage out of than normal on foot divers>a random SMG>a random emoteIf it wasn't for the mechs, this bond would be on Polar Patriots tier for theming and cohesion
>>564314394>that will be 10 bucksWhat did anon mean by this?
So no one is really talking about the pistol. What are your expectations?
>>564319531Lock-on Ultimatum.
>>564319531Looks like cyberpunk Kel-Tec
>attempt to use solo silo>ehm actually the laser targeting beacon hit an invisible part of the wall/rock near you :)>kill yourself and at least one teammate
>>564319531The cooler Warrant, and I love the Warrant
>>564319531ass
>>564319645you're retarded if you expect to to have a ultimatum tier damage and explosion
>>564317780That's only 100 DPS less than the MG-43 if it matches the Knight's fire rate. You guys forget the Knight was a weak point deleting machine even with 50 dmg on launch if you were getting right on top of enemies.>>564317906Reprimand sucks because it has a terrible fire rate and abysmal reload, which both go against the close-range role SMGs were forced into and makes you want to hang back and play it like an assault rifle where it does no damage.
>>564319809The whole warbond is powercrept to hell.I'm not expecting the AoE to be the same range, but at least the projectile and explosion, yeah.
>>564319809the Ultimatum released with Demo force 50it's retarded to not expect it to be fucked in some way
That SMG looks a lot like the knight
>>564320073well they are related
>>564319531I expect nothing, it's better to just let the inevitable happen, be it good or bad.
What's the best armorWhat's the coolest armor
>>564320202B-01B-01
>>564320132expect nothing get less
>>564320202>best armorBulwark>coolest armorstill the b-01
PLS buff the gunslinger passive, I want to make it work but damn
>>564320202
>>564320119elaborate
>>564316561fuck man sorry legit thought you were a random not sure if you said anything didn't recognize you by name anyway lobby is closed
>>564319531Another worthless Warbond padder.
>>564319531It's almost certainly a single shot wasp, so very niche.It'll be used for a week and then forgotten in favor for the actually good options.>>564319645>>564319965It's a single wasp shot at most AnonExpecting anything more is foolish>>564319853A less shitty reprimand is still a shittier assault rifle. Why would I ever use an smg as an assault rifle instead of an assault rifle if it's not at least one handed?
>>564320276b a s t e
>>56431927310 bucks is price of a warbond you are paying for something already in the game you already bought
>>564320626>single shot waspBIS for squids then
>>564319531It will not crack the senator/ulti/talon/warrant meta
>>564320202>bestMountain-Scaled>coolestJaguar with white skin only mod
>>564320486>the MP-98 Knight’s older brother, sacrificing clip size for increased penetration.they said it
>>564320626if it's got a solid range on it, it might be decent for bug hole closing.
>>564319531depending on the ammo economy and if it can kill more than heavies it will either be a meme or godtier
>>564320718>10 bucks is price of a warbondHuh?
>>564318732Don't aggro them from a billion miles away and then just mog them with strafing runs. Vox spam litterally cannot stand against 4 helldivers casually chucking strafing runs at them when they appear
>>564314090We do not have a light set with bonus speed.
Game would have been far better served if there was one type of weapon per conceivable category, and instead of releasing a gorillion sidegrades, they just let you fully customize those weapons at every tangible level.>Ammo typeFire rounds, gas rounds, stun rounds etc.>MagazinesShort, standard, extended, drum, helix, twin mags so every first reload with that mag was super fast etc.>UnderbarrelLaser sights, flashlights, grenade launchers with customizable ammo like smoke, fire, gas etc.Let people just take a Liberator and make it how they want, instead of releasing another Liberator reskin, another Knight reskin etc.
>>564320890I'd be happy with a weaker warhead, but deeper pockets of ammo and the ability to dumbfire it into spawners.
>>564321094But how do you monetize that, eh?Checkmate.
>>564320854That's assuming it can fire without locking on or can lock onto bug holes.Who knows if either will be the case with AH...Even then though, considering it'll probably only have like 4 shots (because AH), might be a waste to use it on bugholes.
>>564319531Something middle ground between the grenade pistol and ultimatum, so hopefully it's good at killing heavies at least. I hope it's not forced lock-on and has either a dummy fire mode or a commando-like mode.
>>564320795amazing
>>564320202Twinksnapper
>>564321094Your gunsmithing system, sir.seriously though, RIP ;-;7
>>564315578The obvious vehicle armor buff would be ergo. There is even a precedent for it already for primaries/support weapons.
>>564319531GP pistol but lock on
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242650408143/76561198071306508
Anyone else getting crazy desync vs bots or just me?
>>5643170083/4
>>564321581full
>>564321260I'm hoping for it to be a single wasp micro missile, capable of being dumbfired into spawners, and with a dozen+ spare rounds.
>>564316561You weren't part of the discord.
>>5643195315 shots, medium pen, no aoe, blocked by devastator shields
>Redacted Regiment came out of nowhere and was a surprise hit>Exo Experts, the long awaited mechbond, is a blatant steaming pile of dogshitWell, you win some and you lose some.
yep, this mission is fucking aids against cyborgs
>>564323438>thing hard>Ree i hate thing!
>>564320470This, it's objectively the best armor for bots. Shame it looks like ass but it's too good.
>>564320626Why would I ever use an smg as an assault rifle instead of an assault rifle if it's not at least one handed?You don't use it as an assault rifle. You bring a longer range option for distant threats and get in close with the SMG to kill things quickly. The strongest medium AP assault rifle is the MA5C at only 960 DPS. This new SMG is doing 1300 minimum and has less wasted DPS due to overkill.
>>564323503ok zoe.
>>564323505Fortified is better if you are an hmg Chad
>>564323759peak physique*
>>564323247>Exo Experts, the long awaited mechbond, is a blatant steaming pile of dogshitThe assumption being that next week we don't get the other FRVs or any vehicle updates at all.
>people meta picking armor for pure protectionif i'm being steamrolled, it's happening regardless of my armor rating, i may as well optimize what i can do with my passives in other ways instead and avoid getting myself in the worst possible scenarios of death
>>564323894The FRVs are coming in a driver-themed Warbond in June, you ain't getting those for free.
No superstore weapons release with the new patch? :(
>Title: Exosuit Certifiedthe blog post read like it was spoofing Top Gun, I was hoping the title would be Maverick, which is cool. Exosuit Certified feels like a shitter designator.
>>564323965You don't have to be getting "steamrolled" for "pure protection" to make a difference. The game has plenty of ways of very suddenly and instantly merking you at 150 defense rating.
>>564324026Isn't that just the cash shop store armor set? Pretty sure its just the cash shop armor set.
>>564324026I'm more mad that with Mechs in the warbond they are just admitting they aren't ever gonna do real MO rewards ever again. There might be a new stratagem with a title update, but there will never be any real stakes to the MOs ever again.
>>564324294Think they were making a Forklift Certified joke
>>564323965Must be a shitter thing. I have always gone light and never have an issue staying alive. But medium/heavy armor just slows me down from finishing objectives without adding anything useful. Only exception is defense missions.
>>564324392Only one of these is gonna be the store set, and the set we're meant to be getting is medium. The two sets on the bottom look more like light sets than medium. The other remaining three are from the next bond.
>>564324331After the Cyberstan initiative where my heavy armor ass with explosive resistance on top would spontaneously pop like a pimple as if god willed a nuclear bomb up my ass, I've come to appreciate more than defensive measuring.
>>564324509I will always maintain that any damage reduction from heavier armor is nullified by the reduction in mobility making it harder to create distance or take cover.
what was stopping them from putting out the mechs as a galactic war reward like the first 2?
>>564325012>I will always maintain that any damage reduction from heavier armor is nullified by the reduction in mobility making it harder to create distance or take cover.Yeah easily, and then it becomes even easier to stay alive in light with a jetpack or warp pack. Mobility is always better than armor.
>>564325047Swigger greed
>>564325047Pic related
>Deal was warbonds paid for development and free updates add new features or mechanics that otherwise didn't exist>Vehicle warbond finally comes>Not a single update to vehicles>Starting to look like there will be ANOTHER vehicle warbond after this one too>Still no APC which has been working and in the games files for a year Jesus Christ
>>564325047please the poor swedes have no choice... if you don't buy SC for the warbond their little swede children must starve... don't cheat, don't grind, pls buy warbonds... every SC cheated is a swedish baby dead in the streets...
>>564325660And also no new features or mechanics. Last new feature I can remember is the weapon customization which has been completely abandoned now.
>>564325930i wish>>564325592>the shit people write when they get high while at work and doing nothing
>>564319531>Missile Pistol>not naming it the "Pissile"
Wait a minute, I just noticed the mechs don't have stratagem launchers in the preview. But the datamined versions did...
>>564325660>>Vehicle warbond finally comes>>Not a single update to vehiclestime traveller-sama... what is the word like a week from now?
>>564326182We can name it that. I also call the grenade pistol the gristol.
>>564326185They couldn't get it to work in timeWhat, you want us to add it?Sorry anon, we're on vacation
>>564325660haha yeah man just like when entrenched division was announced with two flame weapons and there weren't any updates to how fire or flamethrowers workedoh wait, there were. on the day the warbond released, not on the day of the announcement, you fucking retard
>>564320795>sacrificing clip sizehow? it's even the same size and more than likely just using another type of ammo, like 9x20mm AP instead of 9x20mm FMJ P>muh tenderizerkill swiggers
>>564326185Stratagem launchers will be sold in the shop for 995 SC a pop, and you need to buy one for every mech
>>564323759This is true. Peak physique is a scam when you can always just swing the thing harder. The bounce from the recoil of HMG in prone without fortified is really bad.
>>564326912I hope fucking swigger devs get anally raped if this isn't one handed
>>564326912medium pen bullets are bigger than light pen bulletsthe bigger the pen the bigger the bulletthat's why RR fires the biggest bullet but only has one per magit is known
MUST DEMOCRATIZE FASTAND BULLETS TOO SMALL
They really had to release the warbond on the fucking last Tuesday of the month, Fucking Swedes
>>564325235Even more so for me where I run 4 reds and spam airstrikes on everything more than 30m away and burst damage anything within that range with high-dps primary, frags, or ultimatum. I also feel like it's a chicken or egg situation where this playstyle rewards running around as fast as possible.
>>564325047Their CEO.Shams Jorjani is a veteran executive in the gaming industry, currently serving as the CEO of Arrowhead Game Studios. Before joining Arrowhead, Jorjani spent over 12 years at Paradox Interactive. He joined in 2009 as a producer and climbed to Chief Business Development Officer, where he oversaw the company’s portfolio, including major franchises like Cities: Skylines and StellarisWithout him, we would have free exosuits. If you thought anything else was going to happen after this faggot took over, you were sorely mistaken. It will not get better because this is exactly what this faggot does, he is extremely greedy and will NEVER cuck to shame or threats regarding DLCs warbonds).
>>564327443what a SHAM
>>564326912Wider case. If the Knight is a 9mm straight walled cartridge, the newer version is probably a 10mm case necked down to 9mm.
Reminder that Helldivers 2 outsold their expectations by at least a hundredfold, not even counting SC sales.Reminder that they, despite this, have done nothing to accelerate any development.Reminder that they, despite this, have had the gall to exclaim and all but directly threaten that we need to buy warbonds (SC) to support further development of the game.
>>564328053did you seriously expect the game initial succes to actually help the game? all that money went to the shareholders.
>>564328053>Guys sets up company>Aim is to sell it >Chuds defend this as the 'capitalist dream'>Arrowhead do the same>WTF MY PRODUCTS ARE SUCH SOULLESS GARBAGE WHY U NO CARE!?Welcome to Capitalism. All the lead guys care about is setting up the company to be sold out so they can retire to a beach.
>join an SOS beacon for once>against ze bugz>no bug breaches on my ass>hunters missing their jump>no alpha warriors around>just an absolute breezeHoly shit is this what you faggots have been playing all along? It's like playing an entirely different game.
>>564328053please understandu, they need all this money to make Helldivers 3 exactly to their grunt fantasy vision instead of investing more money into Helldivers 2 that had its vision violently demolished by the cawadoty crowd
>>564328210Don't worry bro, we can all escape the rat race just like him if we work hard.
>>564328053300 people but they're like, the fucking Magika devs, who have always been broken product peddlers with indie budgets. Honestly I'm shocked this game blew up so much.
>>564325012Heavy armor isn't about avoiding getting nickel and dimed to death. It's about walking away from the game sucker punching you with bullshit out of the blue.
>>564328703>Honestly I'm shocked this game blew up so much.Third person games are rare and coop pve games are rare and HD2 even at launch was a solid combination of both.
>>564327052You can also just dive. Diving to the ground quickly aligns your gun with your aim.
>>564328402"Developer vision" kinda goes down the toilet when we saw these retards fail a D6 by shooting an autocannon at a bile titan when it still had AV5 all over its body. The devs don't know how to play their game or how anything works in practice.
It annoys me that it takes Reddit a month to catch on when something is bad, considering these fuckers are the primary source of feedback for AH. I like the exosuit gameplay, but it's so blatant this new bond is trash and had no thought put into it.
Need a lobby? I got one right heresteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242654880567/76561198040375859
so how much ammo is that piece of shit shield mech going to actually have
>>564328703The masses YEARN for the totalitarian supremacist state.
>>564328703because helldivers 2 is actually fun despite the screeching seething retardation in this general
>>564328053Not defending narrowhead, but everything beyond the first 12 months is bonus content that wouldnt exist if the game hadnt been as successful as it was. Swedes launched the game fully intending to drip feed the 12 months of pre-prepared warbonds and then drop all support for the game by moving any remaining maintenance devs to whatever the next project is.
>>564329131It's a shrapnel shotgun and probably not a super powerful one AT wise, i would imagine the total ammo will sit at anywhere from 30-50.
>>5643290973/4We're waiting for (You) Anon
>>5643291316 shots, anything else would be unrealisticIt'll be the AC sentry on flak mode
I can’t lie, I’m getting tired of slapping my knees and laughing so hard I shake the walls of my house every time a Diver or SEAF dies in a trailer Can you guys tell Sweden to stop my knees are starting to hurt Seriously my lungs are in pain from how hard I’ve been laughing
>>564329589But I'm shy
>>564329676Most /hdg/ lobbies are quite chill and silent, unless you run into a bunch of total faggots
>>564329632I laughed when they threw c4 onto a hulk's crotch
>>564329816spergy fags are few and far between nowadays, and if you encounter one just call it a faggot
>>564329097FVLL
LIVE SERVIVE....DONE RIGHT!
Have the dataminers datamined the stats of the expendable machine gun
>>564330556probably the same as the MMG with higher ROF
>>564328053They already have your money brotherjackdude.
>>564317052>no nanite cloud orbital that is just a reskinned gas strike that is "nanite cloud" that restores vehicles and turrets health in the cloud>no monkey wrench melee weapon that can also repair vehicles>no vehicle rearmament backpack that is just a resupply pack that repairs vechiles>no Fixer drone pack that flies around and slowly repairs nearby vehicles or the one your in>Armor passive doesn't give smoother controls and tights turning n shit in vehicles>it's just random shit go where the trailer is about maiming seaf and killing a commander with the missile pistol as if that's supposed to impress lol lmao
>>564330902>medium with higher ROFI cannot think of a single reason why I'd want to bring that over the MGs already in the game. Now if it was heavy pen with faster rof than the stalwarts highest with reasonable recoil I can see a lot of use cases, but ehhhh
reddit is not happy
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>>564323247>webm how does that work?
>>564332080Go back
>>564324873rolling for top right
>>564332080Hope the Chinese/Koreans reviewbomb the Swiggers again. They honestly deserve it for their trying to farm izzat
>>564330902>>564330556>>564331908They're gonna have to be really careful with the stats for the MGX-42 to not power creep the MG-43. Why would I ever bring the OG machine gun if I have a higher DPS option that I can completely refresh every 2 minutes? It'll need to have very low ammo reserves (<200) or a long cooldown to not push the MG-43 to irrelevance.
>>564331908>I cannot think of a single reason why I'd want to bring that over the MGs already in the game.for the same reason some one brings EATs over non-expednable AT
>564317520lmao retard
>>564328014Why would they use a wider case? What would that achieve ballistically?
>>564332371There is a much bigger case for 2 quick AT shots on demand than 2 chaff clear MGs>>564332354Also this. I don't trust AH to make it worth it.
>>564319201rip hitler
>>564332283HELLDIVER LOST, DEPLOYING REPLACEMENT
>>564321346everyone made the same cookiecutter guns past the first month, it was truly midit's a good idea on paper, unfortunately humans are the ones playing it
>>564332576Faster bullets kill armor better and you make bullets faster by putting more powder in the case. Picrel is the exact thing I'm talking about. Right is 10mm, left is 9x25 Dillon which just uses a standard 9x19 bullet in the 10mm case. It has roughly twice the energy of 9x19mm and moves about 40% faster, which lets it punch through soft body armor better than 9x19 or 10mm.
>>564323509why get in close when you can kill things in the same amount of time or less from further away
>>564324487You hit the nail on the headThis warbond is a confirmation that we are once again in the "it's so over" phase, probably never to recover
BRAP
>>564333246Outside of headshots from shotguns or DMRs, nothing kills faster than a Knight at close range. You're not always choosing how far away the enemies are, especially in cities or when attacking objectives. You also have more options to ignore enemies or choose better positions to fight when enemies are at the ranges where SMGs fall off in damage.
>>564333680DEPLOYING GAS STRIKE
>>564324487>real MO rewardsThis is dumb as fuck, the MO's are scripted, just say you're mad you're not getting free rewards. There's no way they're going to work on a feature enough to implement in the live game and not release it because the blob is playing some other game or dove the wrong planets. It's perfectly valid to say features like vehicles and stratagems shouldn't be gated behind warbonds, but calling them MO rewards makes you sound like you're very deep in Plato's cave.
>>564326107it's unironically jeetspeak
>>564326185swedes have no version control, the datamined mechs were the original mech model with the launcherhowever the swetards couldnt get the launcher to work so they stopped working on it, but never got rid of it from the original model that they work off ofthey only get rid of the launcher later in the model's development
>>564315620>make armor passive that's supposed to apply to vehicles>grants faster movement, handling, and ergos>unintentionally applies to every form of emplacement>ATEs with double the turn speed
>>564334001every day I somehow learn something even worse about that literal shithole country
botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242657781764/76561198043515316
>be using the Lumberer on bot>don't want to waste cannon shots on chaff>but you'll also need to get really close to them to use the flamethrowerBruh, yet another bug-only stratagem
>>564329259it's fun when it worksit's fun in spite of the devs, not because of themreminder that magicka 1 is quite literally unplayable and magicka 2 has a consistent crashing issue that was never addressedit's a small miracle that hd1 works as well as it doeshd2 has been in all three states throughout its lifespan, and will more than likely end up worse if patterns persist
>>564334001>kids are taught that they dont deserve the fruits of their laborno wonders they love scamming, is the only way they get stuff
>>564324026Even with 20k cheated in SC I don't know if I want to spend it on these jeetbonds. Vehicles should be like a 5th strat slot so I don't feel like I'm wasting so much to bring them (only for them to explode in 10 seconds)
>564331908>if it's not overpowered bullshit I can't see myself bringing itNot even worth a reply.
>>564324026I hate how dead set they are on specific vehicle variants. I don't even like the FRV variants that exist, I at least want a recoilless rifle FRV.
>>564333951>There's no way they're going to work on a feature enough to implement in the live game and not release it because the blob is playing some other game or dove the wrong planets.Hasn't the APC been in the game files fully completed for over a year and they've just not released it?
>>564333951Even scripted, dangling a reward for the playerbase to chase is smart marketing. And even if its a scripted loss its hope of that reward showing up again later (gas mines). They've specifically chosen to go the most despair route possible because they are vindictive swedes that hate their own success.
>>564333889what are you killing with the knight at close range? chaff? chaff you already kill in 1-2 shots with your AR at range? armored chaff, which you already kill in 1-2 shots to their big weakspots at range with your AR?
>>564324487truthnuke made resident retard have a melty lol
>>564324487After the players made fun of not getting anti tank mines and then shat on said mines, AH got mad and said NEVER AGAIN.
>>564317052>5,000 hours in paint
I honestly wouldn't have cared that they put mechs into warbonds had they also added more free stuff on the sidebastion felt like throwing us a bone
>>564334739It's just typical class propaganda disguised as philosophical wisdom to keep the poors placated in any culture. I'm sure every American knows the "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" saying
this warbond sets a bad precedent for future contenti don't want to go back to the hd1 dlc system
>>564335980>i don't want to go back to the hd1 dlc systemwe've been in it since chemical agents, brother
crashed again award
>>564335980Its inferior to HD1 system as well. They are actual DLCs that can go on sale and be bundled. Warbonds will milk you with no discounts ever
>exo warbond>lumberer description mentions its an upgraded version from the first war>no stratagem launcher on it or added to the other mechsLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>564336082>buy 4 warbonds, get 1.2 freethe bundle is built in with the 300 super credit refund
I can't see any lobbies or join anything in quickplay and when I try to join my friends it just says failed to join lobby timed out.What the fuck is wrong with my game?
In a better world we would have a ship upgrade that allows for a custom exosuit with interchangeable arms based on the prebuilt ones you have unlocked
>>564336206too much work for a small indie studio please understand
>>564336335Try turning on crossplay if its off, for some reason even if I only care about playing with other stadia players I have to have it on or I cant join anyone
Stratagem launcher would break the game, it's too OP. No risk vs all the reward
>>564336557I've tried with it on and off. Shit just doesn't work.
>>564336385>>564336673Erm, but this is a realistic milsim game. I don't think it's very realistic that Super Earth would downgrade their own mechs for no reason.
>>564336673i paid money for the game, i should be as powerful as i want to be i dont care about op
>>564336879quite possibly the most retarded position I've ever heard some one take
>>564334001what the fuck lol
>>564336052>>564336082no.
>>564336673then why was it in the first game if it's so overpowered you fucking nerfnigger faggot
>>564336864Super earth still has manually placed and armed hell bombs instead of just strapping it to a war head.it's about game balance and engagement
673quite possibly the most retarded position I've ever heard someone take
>>564336673>No risk vs all the rewardSomeone already spent a slot just to prep an Exosuit that launches strategems, and it would probably require a teammate to throw them at the Exosuit to begin with. We both know that shit ain't gonna get coordinated in pubs.
>>564336673
>>564337404>>564309137
>>564335116You can wipe out chaff much faster when you're shooting 23 bullets a second. Sweeping your reticle across a swarm of 10 hunters can clear them out in 2 seconds. Armored chaff like devestators or berserkers require minimal thought when you have a near constant beam of damage to sweep across their face or can take out their legs/midsection if they pop out in your face. Hulks are my favorite example because it's one of the few guns that can get its heat sink in one burst before he can turn around when you're circle-strafing.You're really overestimating how much of a fight is in your control. Any objective has a lot of obstructions to your line of sight if it's not completely walled off like most bot locations. You can't fight everything at range and most of the fights you CAN take in an open field with a good bit of distance can just be ignored entirely.
>>564337280That has literally nothing to do with what I said and ignores both in game logic and dev statements on how creating a realistic military experience is core to their vision. You aren't even shifting goalposts, nigga is just building new ones next to old ones.
>>56433505695% completed since launchit couldn't really drive because they hadn't added the variables/functions properly yet which was all sorted by the time the FRV was released
>>564337313>>673>67
>>564334001This smug faggot is Udit isn't he
>>564336206THE LOOMING LUMBRERERNOW FEATURING>a downgraded cannon>removed stratagem launcher>now made out of cardboard
>>564337404Is it just me, or did the staff overseers get a massive accuracy buff? I swear they were missing 90% of their shots as long as I was moving a month ago, but now they get direct hits at least half the time they shoot even when I'm trying to juke them.
You fags bitch about rundivers but have no idea how bad exoshitters would be if you gave them an inch
>>564338140A lot of enemies got massive accuracy buffs across the board. The only enemy that is still firmly in harmless glorpshit territory is the og heavy devastator but that's because it is literally hard coded to miss you.
>>564335056There's a few things people have been asking for that AH has had in the files since launch. I want my goddamn Eagle AA Missile.
ok boys I saw reddit bitching about some shit againwhat's the meaningless controversy this time where helldivers players act like they have it as bad as destiny players
>>564329097GG fellas, may a pox bless Sweden.
>>564337513not with a 20 round mag you're notyou're not killing hunters like that in 2 seconds either, that's hyperbolicthe smg is medpen, heavier chaff like devastators are getting staggered by the bullets hitting their chest, making their weakspots harder to hityou might have a point vs hulks, but those are better killed with soft AT rather than trying to make your smg work by shooting the heatsinksyou're really overestimating how good smgs are compared to literally anything else
>>564337551I saw a leaked image of what looked like a regular tank, was it reworked into that?
>>564339093you mean that AI generated one?
>>564338726>blessget out of here you nurgle pozzed fucking shit
It might be, I cant quite tell
>>564339093Fake leak anon. This general is compromised by leakertrannies posting misinfo to own the chuds. The only real ones is the APC alongside the FRV variants right now. Don't believe anything else
>>564339418Is this arma
>play stealth diver with AMR and redacted regiment armor instead of taking my leveler for ooga booga spam>had two teammates also running stealth builds but didn’t bring a backpack and ignoring me when I offered them a warp pack >4 different factory strider fights>tons of factory striders sometimes gotta fight multiple of the cunts at the same time I feel like joel was doing this to me because I coomed earlier
>>564335559The pissile knows where piss is at all times. It knows this because it knows where piss isn't. By subtracting where it is from where piss isn't, or where piss isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the pissile from a position where it is to a position where piss isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, piss now is. Consequently, the position where piss is, is not the position that piss wasn't, and it follows that the position that the pissile was, is now the position that piss isn't.In the event that the position that piss is in is not the position that piss wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the pissile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the pissile must also know where it was.The pissile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the pissile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where piss isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where piss should be from where piss wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where piss shouldn't be, and where piss was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>Guys just TRUST they are totally doing a vehicle rework next week!>Warbond is treating Mechs as 4 separate entities >That means the FRVs will be treated as 4 separate entities when all the models are released >That means vehicle customization is out and they're just going to add more and more reskins instead >APC will have no customization either This is literally the worse outcome. It was the bare fucking minimum to add in vehicle customization let alone repairing or rearming and clearly nothing is coming in regards to any of it.
>>564340126you said this about weapon customization as well, doomtranny
>>564340417You mean the abandoned, half-finished feature?
>>564340417I mean the weapon customization is the absolute bare minimum of "customization" tbf
>>564340417Literally no one said it about weapon customization and what we got is fucking worthless.
>>564326182You've done it.Piss divers will probably accept it as a valid loadout option now that you've said this.
>people have gaslit themselves about vehicle customization despite there never being any talk of it from the swedenegroes
>>564340578Yes you did. You and other retards like yourself constantly kvetched and cried that weapon customization was never ever happening because we already had three liberators for different roles.You lost and now pretend that this never happened.
Surely they'll add armor customization at some point, right?
>>564340417Except AH has already said vehicle customization is not happening ever.
>>564340791Literally no one said it about weapon customization ever. We had leaks of it weeks before the warbond dropped as well as comments from AH saying they were looking into it.
Consider me filtered by Vox engines. Those buggy piece of shit enemies are pure unfun bullshit to fight.
>>564340940>Surely they'll add armor customization at some point, right?Nah I doubt it. There has clearly been a big shift inside AH and HD2 is no longer a priority product for them. Its being maintained by third parties.
>>564340940Why? Why put in any more effort?It's time you retards accept that they've pivoted to milking this early-access-disguised-as-live-service slop as much as possible while they focus on developing their new game
I have the nigger rich attitude of "I got mine" or "That shit already free" because the last time I returned from hiatus the first lobby in here had IzzatFarm.exe running and pumping out SC
Everytime I kill a cyborg I like to imagine it was a swede.
Why is everyone here so afraid of playing against the Cyborg? All I see is normal bot lobbies and bug what the hell?>muh vox spamBring the bastion tank
>>564342564>two troopers shred your armor in two seconds
>>564319201hitler doodwat nou
Why couldn't the mechs have been mo rewards like the last two mechs?
>>564342146Same, but it's too bad we'll only ever get barebones warbonds every 2 months from now on
>>564342698>we make two exosuits, we now work on warbond>why not put exosuit on warbond then vacation>you're genius
>>564342642believe it or not, despite everything the botshitters told you about how they're the best breed of players this game has to offer because they play on the "hardest" faction, there's still more bugCHADs willing to dive on Oshaune and Omicron and deal with digger bugs and dragon roaches than there are botshitters wanting to deal with cyborgs
Tired of poor niggers crying and shitting up the thread.
>Swatting every vox dipshit that lands in my area on d10 borgs>Haven't died once carrying this squad of pubs>End up getting nuked by this 150 guy that took my leveller and shot it at 1(uno) heavy devastatorWhy are they like this? That fucker died 8 times too
>>564342564I just played in 3 curio hdg lobbies as well as 2 operations with pubs. The fuck you talking about?
>>564343025>shamelessly stolen from RedditHello Gucci
Can you handle the pubshitter roulette challenge?>Join a pub at diff 7>If you survive (no deaths) proceed to the next difficulty>If you fail restart from diff 7>No supply pack (metafags)>HARD MODE: No soloing the map.This is the true helldiver challenge.
>>564343025>selling premium content thats leagues better than base game content>"pay to win is good actually"Kys
>>564343082This >>564337404 was also stolen from reddit, but you didn't cry it about it. Curious.
>>564342642>>two troopers shred your armor in two secondsmeanwhile in eality the only part of the bastion that regular troopers can even hurt are six 100 hp stowage bins because their guns are only 2 pen and the bastion is covered in 3 armor
>>564343025browns infest this thread as they are the OPTIMAL helldivers.
>>564343284>Pay to winThis game is a cake walk with the vanilla loadout and base game stratagems. So what the fuck are you prattling on about?
I'm sad I can't run this game. I even got 50 hours in playing at 20 fps.
>>564343284???Best weapon in the game is Diligence (Bugs dont matter)Best support is RRBest turret is rocketAll reds are freeBest armor is default diverFucking tank is freeAre you retarded?
>>564343025>Then: We gave you 2 free mechs for participating in the gaylactic war>Now: Fuck you, you will now have to PAY for these!>Swede cocksuckers: WTF stop being poor! The devs didn't engage in any jewish behavior whatsoever!Go hang yourself glazer
>>564343284I mean, do we even know if these Exosuits are actually going to be better and preferable to vanilla ones? Or if they'll be as shit as the base ones so it's not worth it anyway? If you wanted the Knight as the predecessor to the Gallant you already had to get the Super Citizen Edition and we got no idea if it'll be shit by comparison, people already dismissing it because it's an SMG at all. Is it really P2W when the game is balanced around the baseline gear?
>>564342564Because Cyborgs suck outside of megafactories/cities.
>>564343527Stop playing then. You sound traumatized by the Swedes. Go do something else with your time instead of shitting up the thread.
>>564337404I wish mech arms were indestructible
>>564343234The biggest threat is the retards you meet along the way that will team kill you
>>564337617Yes. Front Man is UDIT who is indian.
>>564343025i bitched like this before I realized I can just install a mod to put youtube thumbnail arrows on Super credit locations.now i love hiveworld
The only reason theres no armor customization is because AH have some weird autism related to military uniform rules. Its why the COWBOY warbond with a COWBOY SHERRIF OUTFIT doesn't have a COWBOY hat.
>>564343931>galactic war is literally, unironically run by jeetsIncredible
>>564344181they're just smug stockholm faggots, stetsons were part of a military uniform at one time and there are several other helmets that have a hat
>>564343025>arrowhead>bugs, crashes and other technical issues>half asses one faction>outsources warbonds>p2p connection
>>564344225The people that care about it are the same retards that fall for pajeet scams
>d10 bricks with cyborgs>it's just nonstop vox engine convoys by the third launchI don't even want to imagine what this would be like if played before they nerfed Vox Engine spawn rates
>>564344437>just eagle strafe ;)like that one retard said
>>564344181No, it's one of the devs proclaiming that they want the passives to be represented on sight by the appearance of the equipment, because "you have bacon and you have apples, but no one wants bacon-flavored apples." Never mind grenade-packing armors that have nothing to do with throwables and gas gear that has nothing to do with chemical weapons visually. The most likely explanation is probably that they have absolutely zero idea how to decouple passives from armors and probably overextended themselves just barely getting weapon customization (which has been abandoned in adding anything new since launch, just reusing what they already made for everything since).
Does someone have a link to the Korean forums arca.live where they talk about the double passive combinations?
>>564277772>>564277893>>564278931>>564280498UDIT loves killing blueberries.
>>564344749https://gall.dcinside.com/helldiversseries/696043
The trailer kind of inspired me. I think i will start slaughtering SEAF on sight for fun. The weak should fear the strong. It's not enough that we make war with the aliens and dissidents, but we must also make war with our own allies. That is how we separate the wheat from the chaff and become stronger.
>>564344926lmao, i hadn't even seen that. Sometimes, you just know.fucking nasty street shitter
Seaf have considerably more health than Helldivers 2. Why? Who knows.
>>564345417because they're NPCs?
>>564345310How about I fucking rape your mouth huh? How would you like that instead???
>>564345467Why would they have more health than helldivers because of that?
>>564338824>20 round magIt's not dropping with any less than 40. I'd be surprised if it was less than 45.>you're not killing hunters like that in 2 seconds eitherIt really is that fast if they're grouped right. Bot drops of 8 troopers/marauders are a better example because they have a better profile and spacing, and absolutely get one-mag'd without letting go of the trigger.>the smg is medpen, heavier chaff like devastators are getting staggered by the bullets hitting their chest, making their weakspots harder to hitMedium pen changes the game on what qualifies as a weak spot. It'll be roughly 42 damage per hit (assuming 55/10 damage/durable) to a dev's leg. That's roughly 13 shots to kill, which is just over half a second with the Knight's fire rate. Berserkers die to 12 chest shots in half a second even if you somehow don't hit the 3 headshots while spraying at its face.>you're really overestimating how good smgs are compared to literally anything elseI've used literally everything else up to lvl 25, short of 4 I'm still working on. I switched back to the Knight for the first time in months during this grind and it confirmed I had no rose-tinted glasses for its capabilities. Yes, lots of guns have strong points that overshadow it, but the Knight excels in close combat like nothing else. If the Gallant comes anywhere close to it with medium pen, it's going to be a top-tier weapon.
>>564345785oh, I don't know, anon, possibly because they aren't sentient beings and to give them a hint of survivability?
>>564343025Actual DLCs will get discounted after some time, are plainly visible to everyone before buying a game thus will potentially prevent a purchase once they see it's a Paradox game, don't force me to grind for the shit I literally just paid real money for AND usually tend to offer worthwhile content in order to sell at all.Warbonds are the perfect kike scheme, they're glorified DLCs that can be hidden, never get discounted and can offer abysmal fucking content all because they let you get SC in game (less than minimum wage worth even if you actively farm them) so you'll have retarded niggerfaggots defending it as some sort of glorious generous system while it's the absolute fucking opposite.If you want to charge for shit then actually provide me with some value, where's the vehicle repair tool? Where's the vehicle restock stratagem? Why the fuck does Exosuit themed DLC have nothing Exosuit related outside of 2 new useless gimmick variants while you still can't bring more than one to a mission?Even fucking Paradox often revamps underbaked features when making a DLC focused on them, or at the very least underbaked feature DLC gives enough content to said feature that it makes it more relevant and interesting if you pay for the DLC. The retards at narrowhead don't even do that, the fucking Exo suit DLC does literally nothing to make Exo suits relevant.
>>564345785It's supposed to be one of the things a player doesn't really notice, since they can't stim themselves and therefore if they died as quickly as players do they'd never get anything done, especially post enemy accuracy buffs.
>it's time to level the constitution>new MO is borgsmy autism will not allow me to stray from my plan of leveling up the guns in order but also I don't think I'm strong enough for this battle
>>564345785halo marines also have more health than master chief
>>564313240but the exosuit warbond is maybe referencing titanfall pilots
>>564344926You just know he calls SEAF troopers dalits and feels it's his duty to put them in their place because the caste system is so thoroughly ingrained in his head.
>>564345918I understand what your saying but you said it in such a performitive reddity way im gonna have to tell you to kill yourself, sorry bud>>564345941>>564346045Hmm, sure, makes sense I guess
>>564345310Things the IJN said to justify cucking the army out of their budget to build a giant super dreadnought that will totally defeat all the American ships this time, promise.
>>564346465>I understand what your saying but you said it in such a performitive reddity way im gonna have to tell you to kill yourself, sorry budmeds
>>564345310I didn't know Thragg was a fan of clussy
>>564345310We need an amazing digital circus hud option, and voice packs.
>>564346992Honestly surprised they haven't tried to sell voice packs with unique lines
>>564345310I did that once and got domed in the back of the head from behind
>>564347053Lazy swiggers don't want to do it in all the offered languages.
>>564347053there's references to premium ? voicepacks in the text strings directorybut >>564347656 is a very good explanation
gooks were right to hate scams jourmoni
>>564328053Knowing all of this would you ever buy another game developed by Arrowhead?
>>564348330Yes, Helldivers 3. If only to watch it crash and burn.
>>564348330fuck no
>>564318018they don't armors don't stack, you can only stack up to three hypothetical armor buffs before it crashes the game because all three slots (head, torso, cape) are used
>>564337617yes, udit is frontman, and he's called frontman because he's the main guy behind the galactic war, while joel is secondaryidk when this switch occurred or if it was always like this, they've both always been in the game's credits
>>564329259>helldivers 2 is actually fun
Speaking of headless divers, I ran into this guy not too long ago. I guess he was using 2 or 3 passives at once?
>>564348678what the fuck i was joking about AH probably being too stupid to make armor passives swappable between parts, this isn't quite that but like what the hell kind of coding is this that it's bound literally to functioning armor slots and not as some variable external addition bonus on a player or some shit
>>564348864Bad team
>>564348864still better than squids
>>564348864
>>564348330Yes. Anyone who says no in this thread is lying.
>>564338702reddit is right for oncesee >>564317052also the devs previously claimed they weren't ever going to put stratagems in warbonds, which they've slowly been going back onthis warbond is egregious because up until now, all vehicles have been "free", i.e. you unlock them purely through progression. now they've started sticking them into the warbond
>>564348864bad team, bad loadouts for the mission, bad player skill
>>564348864Single ultimatum would have fixed this.
>Secondaries mad about mechs being in the store
>>564348993
>>564349187I don't see why just because it happened before means you have to accept it now
>>564349072it also probably means no mech customization ever. Because there are now two mechs in a warbond
>>564348864I love when people post webm's like this as some sort of gotcha against the game. But all it really shows is the stupidity and lack of coordination from your average player.
Double tank kinooooo
>>564349295If it ain't broke then don't fix it.
>>564349310thisyou can just tell all these retards just ran away on the sight of an enemy
>>564328186>all that money went to the shareholders.That would actually be the best case scenario because any money towards the Swedes don't mean shit. Valheim proved it.
>>564349331>niggas be like "malicious code don't exist, skill issue"
>>564349072>this warbond is egregious because up until now, all vehicles have been "free", i.e. you unlock them purely through progression. now they've started sticking them into the warbondThe thing is a bunch of warbond strategems are literally just variants of pre-existing shit or making things go boom in ways similar to pre-existing stuff (ie, Portable Hellbomb). Some of the major exceptions have been some of the shields or backpacks like warps. Like, gas and fire K-9s are variant shit too. Yeah, the Exosuit is technically a vehicle, but these new variants are following that exact same ruleset where base versions are free and variants eventually became warbond material. There's nothing actually new since if we're going to be picky and pedanic, all vehicles are strategems. I cheated my SC so I do sympathize with those who feel like it's a step too far, but frankly the step has been here since Chemical Agents, which itself straight up falls into the exact same rules where the Sterilizer is a (shit) gas flamethrower and the aforementioned gas K-9.
>>564349380>no Galactic War-like PvE game with the scale of Planetside 2 so players can form armor columns to crush bots
>>564348864This is why i've become an RR chad for the bot front. I don't really like using it but it's invaluable against these cocksuckers.
>>564349331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgn_IFQj2aY
>>564343487Remember when you used to be able to run games at a low framerate without them crashing on you?
>>564349505In time reds will be added, I imagine the meltdown then will be bigger.
>>564349501He quite literally ran into that one.
You were never going to use the mechs beyond 2 weeks of buying it anyway
>>564349187>3 bucks instead of 10>has customization and upgrades
>>564349770Unless Exosuits get buffed big time, the actual selling point of the bond was always a wash to begin with.
>>564347656>>564347771Sad because asians love their voice actors
>>564349501>>564349761Yeah looking back on it, it kinda reveals that I might have the reaction time of half a goldfish.
>>564349331>eagle strafing FRV>orbital FRV strike>>564349770i still use the emancipator. i still drive. i still toonk.
>>564349770mechs are unironically good if you are a >seriouspilot. Just don't go guns blazing unless you're using them as outpost suicide bombers.
Automatons w/ Cyborgs is the first time this game has made me actually afraid enough to consider desertion and fucking off to scavenge POIs by myself like a little niglet instead of staying and fighting with the team. The artillery, laser fire and bot drops just never fucking stop.
>>564345826>wall of copeok
>>564350018LIL HELLDIVER GONNA GET THE CY FU
>>564349331>sprint directly into exploding car flinging itself in my path>it explodes and kills meWTF???? SWEDEN!!!
Not going to lie, I'm not bitching as much about the new warbond because I literally cheated in tens of thousands of SC and even medals so I just boot up the game once in a while, play a set mission, then quit for the day.If you play this shit legit though and especially new, shit must really suck.
>>564350082AAIEEEEEEE SAVE ME BRASCH-SAMA
>>564348904>>564348904>>564348993>>564349114>>564349180>>564349310Oh yeah? I got a million more webms of this """fun""" game.
>>564349990They only feel fine on bug planets since bots and squids small arms fire can disable or bring them down a bit too easily for a supposedly armoured unit with limited uses and long cooldown timer
>>564346029bring the MMG or stalwart and use the connie like a budget safemode railgun
>>564350189This would go hard as a 2000's album cover
NOT THE HAPPY VOX CONVOY
>boot game and join random game after seeing new warbond trailer>guy is running sc dropper>leave with like 7k>google the cheat>retards on reddit openly advertising it>go to this thread>look inside>AH eternally KEKED out of NEETbux>mfw
So Cultists were cut for being too hard yet Cyborgs are perfectly fair and balanced?im not calling the Cyborgs too hard, im saying Cultists being cut because they were too hard just sounds ridiculous
>>564350231>Just standing out in the open doing nothing while wasting time and ammo against an enemy he doesn't need to kill.You're useless and retarded.
lobby doko
>>564350231>solofag filtered by the anti-solofag enemyit's like pottery
>>564349770depends on how good the melee is with the shieldif good/decent then that's my main from then onif bad then into the garbage it goes
>>564349505the issue is that up until now, all vehicles have been base game content
>>564349770It's the principle of the matter.
>>564350601Yeah, and the EXOs have both been free. And the emancipator is technically a variant of the patriot yet its free
>>564350462>>564350540Yeah, keep sucking arrowheads shriveled cock.
>>564350392look at them go!
>>564350601You are not entitled to the exosuit. You must earn it through real life accomplishment (money) or in game ones (hard fought over and generous super credit drops).
>>564349962>1000 sc + some medal grinding to unlock new cars/mechs>waste a strat slot using them even though they're dogshit to justify the purchase>that webm happens>I swedishly enjoy my 10 min cd before I can try and have that happen to me againNobody who actually grinded (as opposed to cheated; much less BOUGHT) super credits are actually gonna buy these vehicle goybonds right? If yes, genuinely I'm curious as to why.
>>564349770I will probably use the lumberer on hive worlds.
>another shitty bot MO with the incineration whores and borg trannies>we're going to lose it again>repeatI'm really tired of these garbage clanker MOs, divers...
>>564350773>entire team distracting all the other enemies while you take 100 years to kill one voxwow you sure showed him tyrone
>>564350601And everything added after the game's launch has expanded on vanilla stuff where they don't come up with new. Shouldn't we be mad about the Liberator Carbine because it's basically a better Liberator?
>>564350858Bots went from my favorite faction to most hated when I realized they were just AH's Swedish self insert made to own the epic chuds
>>564350995and then they became my self insert again when i realized it means I can kill AH's self inserts
lobby?
I can't complete a single bricks with pubs
>>564351146what the fuck did i write i mean they became my favorite againam i retardedprobably
>>564350231if you shot those eats at its cannons instead of the big armored block in the center, it would've at least defanged it>the coffin is supposed to be lethal!yeah i know but swedes are snowfaggots and it isn't, so adapt
>>564351240yeah, me neitherwe just get overwhelmed every time
>>564351240well i just did, chud
>>564350983no because there has never been a precedent set of weapons not being included in warbonds, unlike vehicle strats
>>564350773You're too low IQ to play video games. Consider suicide.
>>564351240bring hellbomb backpack
Whatever happened to mildly funny lobbies? Do those still happen, or did clussyanon move on to greener pastures?
>>564351240They're ez
>>564344551Voxes litterally can't spawn fast enough to keep up with 4 players spamming strafing runs and gatling barrages at them. The problems arise when you get the pubbies that think bricks missions are where they should bring 4 sentries.
>>564351750He's still around, but now everyone and their mom have the cheat menu there's no reason to host custom lobbies anymore
>>564345310>shoots mech's arms off with autocannonThe weak should fear the strong.
>>564351240You mean the defense missions? Just bring the rocket/AC sentry, leveler, and AT placement or tank.
>>564350951You lost. Your swigger game is shit and you are a low IQ ape.
>>564352338listen up libruli shoota da roboti bomb da factoryand then i extractcheating in gorillion SC has made the game a purely for-fun experience. if I am not having fun, I don't play.
>>564352338Cope, loser.
hmmm...Today I will use the portable hellbomb with democracy protects armor
>>564352338>nerf the hell out of enemies since launch besides the occasional buff>utterly cripple player options and functionality along the way to compensate so shit just becomes really fucking annoying>rebuff the enemies back up partly and all those annoying lovehandles on the players remain
>>564352435>cheating in gorillion SC has made the game a purely for-fun experience. if I am not having fun, I don't play.I do this but I ignore gay faggot MO's. No I will not contribute to the DSS. No I will drain the reserves on a completely different planet.
>>564352828you are fucking scum. you are worse than a traitor.
Fast way to kill vox if I dont got time to run around its vents?Ill admit I just throw bullshit at it until it diesThermite at its feet?
pls tell me there's a mod to add loud chainsaw sfx for the chainsaw botsit's ridiculous and stupid that they don't make ANY noise
>>564351240>I can't complete a single bricks with pubsJust bring the Bastion.
>>564352828based and sole operator pilled
>>564350313
>>564352981Leveller and Silo are my go-to for any mission with them
So the shield mech have a giant shotgun instead of a grenade launcher?
>>564344926>brahmin jeet DM revels in the killing of virtual dalit soldiersDEEP LORE
>>564353109Yup
>>564352981Leveller to the nutsack3 C4 bricks to anywhere mid-bodyGatling barrage if it stays in it2 strafing runs6 cuck chair shots to the head
>>564344926Why does he talk like a tryhard?
>>564352981Nigga it's been said a thousand times already.leveller, silo, strafe, gatling, hellbomb, ultimatum, tank, ate
>>564353149honestly that's super cool
>>564353319If the shield can actually survive intense firepower and the shotgun has enough ammo, its going to be a pretty fun mech.
>>564352449Than you for your concession.
>>564353429How tough do you think the arm holding the shield is going to be?
>>564344005>SC arrow mod>2026
>>564352981Leveller + strafing run is a quick killSometimes you can even kill 2 this way if they're humping each other
>>564342564It's not even the spami just prefer the factory strider over voxi wish the swedes weren't so fucking incompetent so I can fight all of the enemies at once
>>564353223Thats just the way indians talk.
>>564353429>inb4 the shield tranfers 100% damage to main health just like the tank skid armor does
>>564349770the whole reason i'm going to get the bond is for the expendable MG and the pissile.unless they heavily, HEAVILY fucking buff mechs (or they just give the warbond ones x5 HP as i expect they will) i won't give a shit about anything else in there
>>564351240I've noticed 2 things in this MO so far>A lot of sub 100 even sub 50s doing d10>Retards bring mortars when Radicals are just going to bum rush you and cause the mortar to team kill
>>564353532Like wet paper in a sandstorm
>>564354010NTA but D10 is for everyone, even level 1 cadets.
>>564354010>bring both fart and EMS mortar>teammates now cant move and have to stim or they're stuckhmmm...
>>564354078Of course, but playing with them you can tell they don't know what the fuck they just got themselves into
>>564354097Those aren't even the worst. Wtf are they thinking with the regular one
>>564354010You probably joined one of my lobbies. In that case it's completely intentional and I'm griefing.
>>564354298I know they aren't worse than normal mortars, but they are infinitely funnier to annoy your teammates with
>>564354078There's a level 5 soloing d10 bricks right now. What a champ
>>564354010If radicals are bum rushing your mortars alot of things have gone wrong and its not the mortars fault.
So Tian-Kwan is our actual GOOD production hub right? The penal colonies/slave worlds/super secure cities for all the slop work (guns, cheap bombs, etc)
>>564354573Bum rushing players, not the mortar itself.
I wish I could change the color of my armor to match the helldivers color palette
>>564353090>>564353213>>564353275>>564353579Thanks I knew the leveler helpsIts just sometimes it feels like im spawning a huge png of an explosion and things still walk through it
>>564352981you throw strafing runs and gatling barrages at it
Which titles are the biggest indicators of shitters?
I'm trying to come up with a post that will give me a lot of (You)s but I don't know how
>The Galactic War is actually, ACTUALLY just a giant izzat farming operation run by actual real-life Indians I don’t even know what to say. It all makes sense looking back on things like Cyberstan and the recent string of MO failures, but it’s not easy to accept. Are we all just dancing on jeet strings for the future?
>>564355656[redacted]
>>564355656siege readyRRUltimatum500 KGNapalm barrage380
>>564355698Just say something really retarded with a lot of confidence so people think you believe it
>>564355713>anons will still get angry at you for ignoring it calling it "appealing to triviality"lmao
>>564355698Spin the wheel of items and stratsSay its gay/greatUse a picture of a cat
>>564355656The smell of doo doo, usually.
>>564355698Pretend to be a contrarian and pretend dogshit support weapons like the Epoch to be one the best support weapon in the game and calling everyone disagreeing with you "brown" and telling them to lower the difficulty. It's my go-to rage bait, works every time
>>564355936Titles, anon. Not loadouts.
>>564355656rookie
>>564355713I think them doing a "man behind the curtain" thing was a huge fucking mistake but Swedish Arrogance compelled them to let people know theyre in control and to brag about it and make it about them instead of the game. They couldnt even fucking get into cosplay for the Cyberstan video.
>>564355713Udit is just a Indian hired by AH. Make no mistake, this isn't a Indian randomly ruining the game but intentional because AH are Swedes who have a similar honor culture to izzat.
>>564355698a free (you) for (you)
>>564356212kill swiggers
Allow me to salvage the mechbond
>>564353429>right leg exposeddon't get your hopes up yet. I hope the warbond update comes with a exosuit health rework or at least leg/arm health buff.
>>564355713>cheat in SC to buy every warbond and superstore items>cheat in medals to skip the grind>ignore MO's if it even mildly annoys me>play wherever I want, whenever I want, with whatever I wantAH hiring a jeet GM is like giving out a free unlimited pass to cheat and ignore anything serious about the game with zero strings attached, so it all balanced out in the end.
>>564355656super citizen
>>564356212I was under the impression swedes were cucks, but were at least tall, had blonde hair, blue eyes, were healthy, etc. etc. Why the fuck are they all t50-eyed dysgenic trogs? Not to mention the indians....
>>564356241you keep spamming this retarded image can you just fucking go back already
They have such cool ideas but always, one hundred percent of the time, impliment them in the shittiest way possible. I hate them so fucking much.
>>564355713>izzatWhich isn't real so what does it matter that they believe to be accumulating it?
>>564356331That was a good thread
>>564356331but that's a power suit?
>>564351240Holy shit this might be the hardest thing in the game>6/8>Run going pretty well except for the asshole that put mines on the entrance to the generator area resulting in 3 team kills>Suddenly a radical makes it through and starts kung fu on the generator>instead of just punching the radical in the back of the head this guy fucking shoots him and obliterates the generator too
>>564356212God I hate these Spiteful Mutants.
>>564356552game developers are not the pinnacle of humankind
>>564351240I managed one, pretty much because they had Exosuits, HMG Emplacement and lucked into holding down a single route against armies of illuminate that kept getting stuck on walls and standing in the kill zone. Every other brick I have is suffering or failure.
>>564355798I feel personally attacked
>>564355656Viper CommandoIt's me, I am the shitter
>>564355656Super Citizen
I chuckled
>>564356674We got one boys
On that, the factory strider remains as my favorite enemy in the whole game.
>>564355656Hell CommanderCadetSpace CadetDecorated HeroFree of ThoughtAssault Infantry
>>564357337For me it's the war strider. Crazy hips and thighs
>>564355656>my title is safe
>>564355656Exosuit Certified
>>564355656I just like decorated hero because the icon looks the best.
How will Termicide 2(this time it will work) play out?
>>564358041the thing on the right will never not be funny to me
When new warbond?
>>564358041termicide actually worked REALLY WELL sans meridia. If not for traitors/unforseen mutations, we'd have the bugs in cages by now. Much like the first time, I expect a resounding success.recycled meridia biomes/TCS missions/bile spore titans from the resulting oopsiedaisy
>>564358041I want my big ass swarms of shriekers back
>>564356992Yeah game devs aren't typically super models, but for example here's some HoTS devs (back in the day) and they just look like normal people. Every Arrowhead swigger they've paraded in front of the camera literally looks like a goddamn science experiment.Plus, not for nothing, but blizz devs are goyslop eating california muttmericans. In northern europe people are on average much less dysgenic because they A) eat far less shit deep fried in canola oil that unravels your DNA and B) have a more consistent genepool.Just sayin I think AH are literally ugly spiteful mutants and that explains everything about how malicious they are.
>>56435822928th
>>564355798redacted is the funniest one because it could just be anything, even NI->>564356210:(
>>564355656>attaching meaning to pointless paid for titles. cmon man.
>>564358505Found the Super citizen shitter
>>564358308Thanks!
>>564358505how look he recoils
bunker buster bros we're safe!
>>564358649>the "we failed cyberstan" titlefeel shame
Just got fired from my job, replaced by a jeet. Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>564358235>TCS missionsWould be nice
>>564358505>stop noticing patterns!!!>>564355656my experience generally:>total retard tierrookie and super citizen are the worst>GOD or shitter no inbetween tierspace cadet, servant of freedom, and [redacted]>almost always competentlesser popular titles like expert exterminator, fire safety officer, python commando, etc.
>>564358081Looks like an oblivion NPC
let's spin it around to fill the positive mental attitude quotaWhat's (you)r title, anon?for me, it's Chief
>>564358937I like Star Marshal I feel like the king of space
>>564358937Assault Infantry. Im not a shitter I just wasnt using a build I was used to.
>>564358937fire safety officerI like fire weapons
>>564358937Python Commando :3
>>564358937Super Private. I'm just a grunt and I like killing shit
>>564358937I pick whatever title that fit my appearance the most
>>564358937I like Viper Commando
>>564358937cadeti don't want to raise expectations
>>564356693the consequences of one's actions ripple outwards
>>564357626the jerma whopper incident is burned into my memory
>>564358937free of thought
divers dont know i carry uncrustables and cheese crackers instead of proper amounts of ammo
>>564359441weren't you assault infantry until recently?
>>564358937[REDACTED] because I'm an OG eravinfag stealthchud. Also I waited "one more week" for the leaked stealthbond for 3 months so I'm using the fucking thing. +1 epstein as wellBeforehand I used Death Captain until I really got into the black/gold fits so Hell Commander fit better.>>564359441Free of Thought is funny but I so wish it was just "Truth Enforcer" woulda used it this whole time if it was.
>>564359480I like to switch once in a while but Free of Thought will always be the coolest
>>564359203Thats why I use assault infantry.
>>564358937Hitler’s top guy
>>564351750>>564352169Hypothetically speaking if I joined a cheating chink lobby would I face any consequences? I was a good goyim who bought super shekels but I think they should cost less an AH stop being jewish
>>564359850no (for now)
>>564359850nowhile arrowhead technically has a way of verifying where your SC came from by method of elimination, they have no way to enforce any sort of punishment until they completely rework their account system
>>564355656Super Citizen. No contest.
>capture the flag>d10 vox>2 people bring smokeI can't I-I just can't with pubs
>>564360236Id say thats the 1 mission to bring smokesMaybe not 2 but still
>GREETINGS HELLDIVER, OUR NEW SUPER CREDIT DETECTION SYSTEM HAS DETECTED A SUSPICIOUS AMOUNT OF SUPER CREDITS IN YOUR ACCOUNT>YOUR ACCOUNT HAS NOW BEEN RESET TO 0Your response?
>>564360307>if I hide myself in the smoke the objective status will change from "clear the area of enemies" to "congraturations you are winner!!!"lol
>>564360379Tbf it will protect you from the lasers
>>564359926>>564359915Supposedly people contact AH and they remove them but thats stupid, I would just buy the warbonds
>>564360356Immediately check to see what the newest cheat thing is. Probably though I'd wait until I actually needed SC instead of hoarding them though.If they made cheating in SC impossible I'd simply not play the game anymore since every "content" update is just adding paywalled (B-BUT YOU CAN FARM FOR HOURS TOOO!!!!) dogshit.
>>564360356Pretty much a free pass to uninstall the game. Swedes should be thankful I even play their trash.
>>564360356Nothing because im not poor
>>564358937Currently Assault Infantry but will be switching to Exosuit Certified when it comes out since I'm a mecha fag and will cope even if they don't fix the suits.
How would you kill this
>>564361150with like a rock or somethinga stone
>>564360597that's not true, that literally has not happened to anyone. it's fearmongering done by glazers who are upset that people got SC for free, when they either paid for it or grinded for hours for it
>>564361213ROCK AND STONE
>>564361150BUILT FOR AIRBURST ROCKET
>someone made a long and slim knight model mod>oops that's just what the gallant is now but less silly
>>564361150hellbomb backpack + hug
>>564361275why couldn't the swedes just make a nice p90 modelthe knight looks so aids
>Vox Engines take no damage from flamethrowersOkay, but why?
>>564361213Yes and throw a tiny net on himIt is a net and it is tiny
>>564358937Space Chief Prime
I am playing anymore since swedes are running this into the ground, I can't have fun knowing it's time wasted unless I spend more money and to unlock what ? A shitty buggy non customizable weapon/mech that will be nerfed to oblivion ?
>>564355798shut the fuck up
>>564358937>>564361601HEYAHEYAdivers bond whenBow n arrow with tomahawks And tomahawks (the missile)
When you really think about it, warbond and superstore is a pretty predatory system. You either farm credits naturally taking hundreds of hours or buy them. I still remember cyberstan not having a single super credit. They want you to play the game but won't naturally offer super credits. You'd have to go out of your way farming low level boring missions like it's a job. Searching every little corner of the map. If they really cared they would give super credits as a mission reward like they do with medals.
>>564361789>You either farm credits naturally taking hundreds of hours or buy them
>>564358937Commander
Is it Sony or is it just swede sloth and greed ?
>>564359441I was just fapping to bushy brows and her mom
>>564361705At this point its a real possibility because they're gonna run out of themes and ideas eventually.
>>564361919Love this man
>>564361705pirate warbond firstand samurai
>>564361534Evidence?
>>564361968After the PSN debacle Sony seems pretty hands off, which is both a good and bad thing
>>564361919MY BRAND>>564361968bot
>>564361150it would die to a leandiver's dainty pistol whip
>>564362007>>564362101Safe to assume any first nations are simply wiped off the face of Super EarthBut I can see the funny larp of divers being the guys who brag about being 8% CherokeeAnd divers would totally be shit head mall ninja who buy those purple CSGO knives and tacticool shurikens
>>564358937Hell Commander but you bet your ass I'm switching to Exosuit Certified when that drops
>>564361106>>564362578the raped
>>564358937>>564361601>>564361705GET OUT OF MY SUPER DESTROYER
>>564362858You're not to yell at me
>>564360356Friendly reminder that the anti cheating system politely asks you to send your files to a email to check if you are doing something
>>564359850I've been using a cheat table but it's still just boring and tedious. Arrowhead keeps making random changes to the game that doesn't stop the cheat from working but makes it work worse. You used to be able to get 4 credit drops per resupply pod and get 13 pick ups before waiting. Now you can only get 1 drop per pod and 9 pick ups before waiting. It's still infinitely faster than farming level 1-3 missions with a car but fuck Arrowhead man. Swedish kikes.
>Play Cyborgs>Literally everybody is a solotrannyYa know the reason coop games usually have roles is to prevent shit like this.
>>564363028>Arrowhead keeps making random changes to the game that doesn't stop the cheat from working but makes it work worse.weird... anyone else hear a crying baby just now?
>>564362749>*CLUNK* *CLUNK* *CLUNK*>*whirrrrrrrrrrrrr*WHAT WAS THAT, SONNY?>*rrrrrrrrrrrrrihw*>*fwwwooooooooooosh*
>>564363028Just use the macro and go do something else while the game plays itself.
>>564363160>salty AH employees post hereMaybe if you spent less time shitposting you'd be able to actually stop people circumventing your scams.
>silo still cucked to 40 demo>leveler is faster and cant be destroyedgotta deal with swigger balance here and in battlefield
>>564363304pay no mind. it's probably some seething gucci faggot or some assmad autist.
>tag gatling sentry>I am now free of blame>anyone who dies by it is now at faultSeethe
>>564363313>he thinks 40 demo force is bad>doesn't understand the difference between a homing ranged option and a mid-ranged dumbfire one
>>564363470>crouch>now immune to sentry fire>also bots can't hit me anymore eitherImmortality
>using combat technician, repeatedly mark the area around an objective as i raise the flag to keep track of everything going down, easy peasykinda wish the character would shut up about tagging the map every other moment but>the instant i stop checking my minimap and leave the objective onto the next one is the moment a patrol is literally right around the corner and the cyborg kicks ensuemotherfuckers
>>564363523Smartest diver here ladies and gentlebugs
>>564363470>teammate tags a sentry that he wants me to destroy>I do soCalm, centered, in my lane.
speaking of solo silo, how far do you have to be away from it so it won't ragdoll you? Also will the Rock Steady armor passive prevent the ragdoll?
>>564363523I meant prone but yeah
Finally, we get more visor helms with no toothpaste colors.
>>564363607The medium and heavy WW1 armor are good at taking booms too
>>564363882No I mean when you launch the rocket out of the silo
>Back to having the same perk on all three armour sets againCome on, what the fuck? For once, they did something interesting, and now they're back to their old ways.
>>564363607Wiki says 15m which lines up with my experience.
>Reinforcement budget depleted
>>564363523Based and Build Engine pilled
>>564363085Just like Warframe's nu-game design, HD2 allows you to pick loadouts that let you solo easily, negating the actual need for specific roles.Which means everyone can solotranny at any time.
>It's another episode of vox drops directly on your head during extraction
>>564364261You do realize every single warbond is outsourced right after Alexus got backlash for Polar Patriots? The contractors just make whatever because they are given nothing for full context by AH.
>>564364261Well if you want to cope that's not confirmed yet, we just got a summery of what it does not exact details.
>>564364623Warframe actually ties its hardest achievements to soloing, it's the intended play pattern at this point.
>>564364486Do you think that guy rolls his eyes and thinks we're chumpsHes very unenthused and not surprised when he says it
Gallant hype anon back once again. If you bump the Knight stats against the stat change from the Liberator to the Lib Pen, the Gallant is doing the same damage per hit as the penetrator assuming it's literally a Knight with medium AP. Check out these breakpoints and TTKs within 15 meters:>Alpha Commanderhead pops in 9 hits, 390ms, body dies in 27 after head pops. 1.56 seconds total TTK.>Berserker10 shots to chest, 435ms TTK>Overseer5 hits to jetpack, 220ms2 hits to leg armor + 7 hits to exposed leg 390msAll variants are a 4-shot headshot, 175ms>Rupture Warrior4-shot headshot plus 3 to the body, 305ms>Devestator14 chest shots, 610ms/10 leg shots, 435ms>agitator15 shots to torso, 645ms/6 headshots, 260ms>Radical2 headshots, 90ms/10 body shots, 430ms>Harvester40 to the joints, 1.73 seconds>Veracitor5 to the head, 220ms and 12 to the pilot, 520ms with 20 to get rid of an arm if it gets in the way, 870msIt's going to be an extremely braindead weapon that lets you beam all the large exposed areas and get rid of an immediate threat usually within half a second, and at least within one mag which should deplete in less than 2 seconds.
>shoot strider in head with RR>at the last second see teammate on its head>it goes down>he immediately leavesoops
anypony want a lobby?
>>564365320>ponies>in 2026I don't want to be in this thread with you anymore.
>>564358937Chief
>anypony
>>564365139If its like the Knight it will only have 5 spare mags and burn through them super fast. Knight is already difficult to use without a support weapon that stays in your hand the majority of the time like an AC or a MG.
anypony? ANYPONY?!sure but only if you fan fluttershy
>horse show aired 16 years ago
>>564364674>deletes voxes with 3 bricks before it can do anything significantc4 is underrated
>>564358937Space CadetIt's irrefutable proof that anything gets cooler by just adding space to it
>>564365942fuark I should unlock C4 ASAP it is literally the easy mode for voxes
>>564365816>fluttershyreal niggas simp for Derpy
>>564365942>50% of your total ammo to kill 1 super heavy that spawns like mosquitosbruh lol
>>564365942I love it too but its just as much of a supply starved slut as the RR, still maybe my favorite support weapon but man you gotta stay near the supply pods
>>564365942I was being dry humped by the bastard while trying to get into the pelican. Not much I can do at that point but luckily I somehow clipped inside
>>564366012Derpy owes me a pony blowjob
>>564365320>>564365816>>564365818>>564366012>>564366332Please don't remind me of that dark time in my life
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I like bots the best and it's their MO and all but I really don't like how close these illuminate are getting. There's planets there with like 0.12% resistance, we should gobble some of them up once we're done with these bots.
>>564366601which pony did you like the most?
>>564366620SIEG
>>564366601It was unironically the happiest period of my life though, the internet was actually fun and original back then.
>>564366650Psst, buddy, it can't be done, because the Blob is incapable of organizing for front-wide offensives outside of MOs. We'll only actually clear those areas once Joel gives us an MO to do so.
>>564366620(\
>>564366753I don't wanna fill this thread with this garbageFlutter, then Derpy then Discord (after I found out how much I actually didn't like horsefuckers). just joined because i was in a dark time of my life and i wanted to be part of something. i hate ponies and horsefuckers with passion nowdays because of this
>>564365956>space faggot
>>564366993>anon got groomed
>>564366846Im fully in the background of a fairly viral convention video from 2013 and its my forever curse to bareNo one has ever found itI'll take it to my grave
>>564366993Its ok Anon and its not like you shit up this thread anymore then it already is
>>564366993Good taste at least.
>>564365790You learn to work around that. Support weapons are nice, but not a must.
3D pone porn is still peakBut enough of thisLet's talk about shotguns and which ones fit in our mouths better
>>564355656Super Sheriff
>>564367187My favorite characters from Digital Circus are Caine and Bubble, so I guess it's just my kind of character.
Lobby doko
>>564366601>>564366993It is okay anon, I too almost got groomed and probably raped (I was a minor) from someone in the fandom wanting to meet in real life and I almost did until my mom interfered.After realising what just happened, I lost interest in the fandom completely.Let us learn from our mistakes and make sure the same does not happen to our kids (if we have them in the future).I always wanted to fuck Rarity, but marry Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash always gave me major asshole lesbian vibes, fucking hate that bitch.Remember PONY.MOV series?
>this thread
>>564358937I use Assault Infantry since it came out for the first time more then a year ago
>>564367368Bubble owes me an amazing digital blowjob
>>564367336>3D pone porn is still peakBASED, that nigga hooves-art is still literally printing money out of a dead show
>>564366993yikes. Glad you got out of it
>>564367529
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c5SbM7I65NwILLUMINATE STATUS???
>>564367336Its the sweeper. But I want it to be the m90.
>>564367557Snuddy owns about 3 gallons of my sperm so far
>>564367620not happening
holy fucking shit the warbond can't come soon enough
>>564367336>>564367557>3D pone porn>hooves-artMen of absolute superior taste, I see.I wish you a pleasant day ahead, good sirs!
>>564367503Divers come from all walks of lifeWe send ourselves to hell because we deserve it
what's up with bronies and military stuff? same with furries. i knew two guys in the military and both were into ponies
>/hdg/ is full of ponyfuckersI kirkgenuinly never expected this.Scared to make a lobby here now...
>>564367620I can't accept that they would cut them, it just doesn't make sense. I will accept no evidence, of any kind, to the contrary.
>>564367691Noice, I like his works too
>they dont know I was an og 2012 clopper
yea not really surprised considering the amount of furries somehow playing HD2still fucking grim though
>>564367784A sane person wouldn't join the military, so all you have is poor, braindead or autists in there.
Hmm, ya know lowk some of those ponies got some ASS on them. So you ponyfuckers may be on to something
>>564367784>outcasts in real life>find solace in the same group of weirdos that they are online>violent tendencies towards society who hates them>need a valid violence outlet that is morally acceptable to compensateoh gee wizz I wonder why weirdos always want extreme measures.
>be me>level 49 shitter>quickplay>bots>ez D8>bricks>pubbies>6>god>dammed>vox engines>failurehow do I get good at killing voxes
>>564367803>>564367847the internet is filled with mentally ill people who don't have to balls to be mentally ill in real life. And most of you aren't any different with your weeb shit, really. i love furshit but i hate furfags. i dont like weebs or horsefuckers nor their content
Get back on topic before they fucking kill usMG > GatlingEagles > Orbitals
>>564367985Just promise me you will look at somewhat-humanized versions of pony porn, anon.Things get weird quickly and illegal once you go towards... "anatomically accurate" private parts.
>>564368030You equip the Leveller.
>>564368054weeb shit is better than pony shit any day dude. western shit is just absolute dogshit slop half the time just compare DA with like Pixiv even before AI.
>>564368030buy the siege warbond and use the leveller, HD2 is p2w
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242678858497/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>564368140both are shit
>>564366650that 0.12% resistance is not only fake, but it'd require the majority of the playerbase to get anything done, and by the time they did, Udit/Joel would just undo the progress by changing a few numbers
>>564367985Take a gander at the blender and SFM animationsLook up "Buttons Mom"
>>564368030Even /hdg/ sometimes fails at D10 bricks, it is always the hubris that does it.>"omg its fucking bricks, I will take a meme loadout just for fun lol its going to be easy anyway"Then at wave 2/8 the entire team realises they are so fucked when nobody can kill vox engines consistently.
>>564368030gatling barrage, strafing run
>>564368157full
>>564368221You were into pony shit at one time so you're in no position to judge anyone. Somehow Eastern furries are better too. You're just born surrounded by shit and mediocrity and you don't even realize it.
>>564367336>>564367557>>564367728>3D
I wanna fuck Celestia in the ass
>>564368334anon im the shitest of shit in general. im not eastern or western im venezuelani have no right to talk about anything, so that loops backs to me being able talk shit about whoever the fuck i want because, in the end, it means jack shit to anybodyso yeah, weeb, furry and pony fandoms are all equally shit
>>564368472Wasn't the a tumblr called "Princess Molestia" or something?Wild times.
>>564368028>violence outletDudes who shoot shit make up MAYBE 10% of the entire US military. I knew a dude in the air force that brought all 20 of his anime body pillows to basic training. It's something else drawing the most insane autists to the armed forces.
This thread is historicYou'll never safely dive again without wondering who or who isnt a horse fucker
>>564368582I haven't thought of that in years. Same with shit like Cupcakes or Rainbow Factory.
>>564366620is that a brohoof I am seeing
>>564367728>>564367557>>564367336>>564367691>>564367187>>564365320>>564366332KYS furfag newcancer
>>564368054>mentally ill people don't have to balls to be mentally ill in real lifeWhat an odd way to phrase that. Is it considered a negative trait to have self awareness and restraint now...?
>>564367620Would they be their own subfaction or would they be mixed in with the Appropriators?
>>564368551>brownJust say that at the beginning so I can immediately ignore you man. God this site needs location tags like Twitter so I can immediately discard opinion from resource rich shitholes.
>new warbond is so irrelevant that /hdg/ openly discuss ponies
>>564366970:)
>>564367336clopician got some good shit
>>564368654I just like anthro women I hate mlp and that fotm goyslop horse gacha game
>>564368691I fucking still have the Rainbow Factory remix by TLT downloaded on my computer.
>>564368030eagle strafing run, orbital gatling barrage, orbital 120mm barrage, HMG / HMG emplacement shooting the tracks, orbital smoke (to hide, though I suppose the shell itself does a lot of dmg, so I guess you could throw it at the vox engine in a pinch)
>>564366620>>564368701oh my god I completely forgot this shit existed and only now realised wtf that was.I guess I am truly free from pony cringe after a decade.
>>564368118recommending anthro is like the worst thing you could do, because that gives them the false idea that they're not AS degenerate, when in fact it means they're the MOST degenerate
>>564368778makes you think that having no content might be better than having mediocre content
Reminder there are kids who are at least 10 now that have pone inspired namesYou now remember MegaSweet
>>564368913I think it's unironically just Western ones. I almost never see the amount of degenerate shit on the Eastern side compared to the West like diaper cub scat vore art.
Not enough lobby's for the DOKOs. We're doing Bots.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242679016168/76561198191132709
>working on some uni report shit>chilling with some classic pony music in the background>tab back into hdg>suddenly everyone talking about pony shitwhat the fuckhivemind?
>>564368654why are they in the skooma district in oblivion
New>>564369056>>564369056>>564369056
>>564368747>Is it considered a negative trait to have self awareness and restraint now...?It genuinely seems that way, not that I think that it's a good thing. People don't seem to have the capacity for shame or guilt anymore.
>>564368771kek
>>564369012Funny you mention that, just yesterday youtube also recommended me that ANTONYMPH musive video which I watched like 10 times for nostalgia.Now how about you Wrap Up your Winter you horsefucker[spoiler[CUZ TOMORROW SPRING IS HERECUZ TOMORROW SPRING IS HERE
>>564368806I'm sorry, that just makes you a cringe contrarian.
Now that theres a new thread I can admit I went to the Equestria Girls premiere
Have Casper as mission command or a veteran Don’t push ‘super earth bad because its fascist’ because its better than being bug food, put in a blender for robot juice or be turned into a zombie by squids, super earth is the lesser evilHave jason momoa die earlyMake it a action comedy without marvel quips and keep the campy satire energy, have the humor be reminiscent of the gamesGive players some in game reward for watching itThere I made sure the 2027 movie wont fail, sony give me money
>>564368747I saw some unironic VRC tranny talk about his fleshlight on Youtube under a video that wasn't age restricted. So yea.
>>564369196Was it awkward being surrounded by little kids?Were the kids awkward with a grown man present?Or was it all just grown men?
>>564366007Retard. Its the same time to kill with the RR but you have less range.
>>564369310The adults all silently agreed it was hallowed ground so no one did anything weird It was a fine mix of families and I was just young enough to blend inNothing bad happened
>>564369205>Give players some in game reward for watching itthis is always disastrous in some way shape or form
>>564369205not enough gay black women, sorry, your idea has been rejected
>>564355656Stinky LandlordOh wait wrong hame
>>564355656No one ever talks about private and super private for some reason.
>>564358937Private
>>564360356>cant stop the other cheats that unlock everythinglol
>>564363523uh oh the sentry started shooting the devastator corpse in front of you :^)
>>564368806hmofa
>>564371727nah, level 150s with cadet titles are the biggest "I'm the main character" faggots ever. they think they are humble having the lowest rank when they are sweaty shitters
>>564360356I haven't touched the game in almost two weeks and I'm only waiting for new content to play for a few days before leaving again at this point
I use Decorated Hero to tell my teammates that I'm useless and I mostly care about looking cool.
>Finally to round out your kit, try the new P-20 Missile Pistol utilising the latest in guided, heat-propelled rounds and a lock-on feature.I am forgotten...
>>564380998it will remain goated, have faith
