make love (and game) not war edition>Demo DaysNext: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-68Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-67>/v/3https://thev3expo.com/>AGDG Resourceshttps://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w>Progress Posting Guidehttps://pastebin.com/0xEt5atn>Helpful LinksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/>How to WebMhttps://obsproject.comhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter>Previous Thread>>564313569
>>564371101progress anchor
>when you hit the end of the 3-day locked in phase and it's back to the week of depression
>>564371272Sounds similar to post-con depression.
HOW do we stop this mad man?
>>564371335I honestly got kinda depressed after fishtank ended. I need a social life
give gamers what they want
>>564371402I want to get grillz.
>>564371402Why does Gaben have the flag of Norway?
>>564371025>>564371049I guess the word “Cartoon” is what’s getting to me. He’s SUPPOSED to be in a pretty messed up and serious situation, so if his design is too cartoonish it’d be harder to take him seriously
I think is a much smarter thing to just let my framework focus on top down shooters and action rpgs and let the 2D fighter thing to ikemen, rather than me making a generalist specialist framework.
>>564371959yeah, leave fighters to me.
>>564371954bigger head makes him look like a kid, feel bad for him. smaller head may look more adult and just like some horror movie slasher villain
>>564372278He IS an adult. I guess I fucked up with his head.
>>564371954There is a certain tragic comedy to a cartoon-like person in a serious situation.
>>564371101>>564368746hello agdg, i'm making a game
>>564372672Corrolary:
>>564372381That's the problem.Comedy.He's in a situation more akin to Fear and Hunger or House of Velez. Just kinda fucked.If he looks too silly, how in the hell I going to make you genuinely root for him to survive and overcome the challenges before him?
>>564372672>fell for the make pong first meme
>>564372724I thought he was like ico/sotc, young guy in a fucked up world fighting desperate for something
https://youtu.be/qpt36yWvitU
>>564373315Not really.He’s more in a “This shit’s fucked” situation.
>>564373406I predict 150 reviews in the first month, 750 eoy
>>564373431I'll wait for the140 minute 'mungus poultry-man lore video
>>564373741…Now I feel sad.Am I not good enough yet?
>>564373406>this artist will be a millionaire thanks to revshare
>>564373832no I mean it in the sense that it's mysterious, the less said the better, for lore videos to try to squeeze out the meaning
>>564373913It’s not THAT mysterious when you figure out enough context clues
>>564373848this isn't programmer art?
>>564373954no.
>>564373943he got salmonella from poorly cooked chicken and is having a fever dream?
>>564374359Now I feel depressed
>>564374480stop being a sad sack
>>564374612Well that doesn’t make me feel any better
>>564373848if he gave him more than 5% lmao
>>564374679you are responsible for your own happiness.
>>564374948nice tongue
>>564373406I might buy this just for the gem collection sound
>>564373406but lootloop already exists
>>564373406This will be Branno's MMO98.
>>564371272I go to the arcade to play StepManiaX once a week, I almost always enter a locked in phase the day after. It's kind of weird how consistent it is. I can be an absolute miserable piece of shit the day before and it knocks me right out of that state.Exercise is good for your brain apparently.>>564371415I'm glad Fishtank is over I couldn't get shit done for 30 daysLife and career ruining show
>>564371415>>564377763was fishtank ever good? I tried to watch the 4th season videos but I got bored really easily.
>>564379160>videosit sucks unless you watch it live
>>564379160It's usually boring as fuck but when shit pops off it quickly turns into some peak kino shit, if only for a little while. Then it goes back to being boring. You can't stop watching, otherwise you can miss seeing some peak kino shit live.It's addictive in the worst way possible. Spare yourself and never get into it.
Holy shit level design is cancer. I've made all these nice 3d assets but actually building a scene with them takes so much longer than I thought it would
>>564379486just use wave function collapse recursively until you have a level layout
>>564379486just use wave function collapse reality until you have a level layout
>>564379486>but actually building a scene with them takes so much longer than I thought it wouldI know the feeling. Anon you sort of have to experience it, but there will be a point in your development journey where you realize that unless you begin to really enjoy level design that you will need to make a different genre of game. It took me over 2 years to realize this. Hopefully it will take you longer or you will discover something that you really like about it.
Add big booty femboys with small pps to your game.
>>564381342no, I'm not into self-inserts
very nice branno. new game looks great
>>564380949>It took me over 2 years to realize this. >Hopefully it will take you longer.
>>564373406Impressive, very nice.
>>564381624Yeah, I loved playing the demo some months ago. My only big feedback was that pressing the number keys stuck the potion to the cursor on keyup, which caused me to die more than once as I tried to get a clutch heal.
>>564381342nortubel stop with the coomposting and go finish hirdrih
>>564363801no i only figured it out by watching his videos he complained about the same thing in WoW as he did in the video which is funny as fuckhe was playing a female mage and he was bitching about the "Going Down?" achievement i suppose he was confused because it rewarded bad gameplay since it didnt trigger if you used slowfall and he was doing all the explorer achievement which is prolly why it was a big mechanic in wildstarthis is when cheevos just dropped and it was very rare for people to mog my 9,000 points but he had 11k and played the game even longer
Feeling suicidal again. I can't dev in these conditions.
>>564382938
evil cunt gabencunt does it again, just killed yet another game... we must put an end to his reign of terror
>>564373406this looks like shit, I hope the reverse crabbing is going to your head. as with surface breaker, I think you have a fundamental lack of empathy when it comes to understanding your target audience
>>564382938Hang in there. Trump is helping legalize ibogaine which will be significantly more helpful than the jewish alternatives.
>>564383047KEK
>>564383524Branno has a bad habit of using programmer art as final product
>>564383425I really dislike 'roguelite' games. You make game mechanics and think that's enough to carry the game.
>>564383775>You make game mechanics and think that's enough to carry the gameBut it's true. Wasteland Bites, Nuns and Guns, Megabonk, Peak (& other friendslops)It's all proof of that.It's what gamercunts buy.
>>564383717what are you laughing about?do you mind posting your successful game? your body? your asian gf?
>>564373406for all the pontificating you do about game design on your youtube channel, you seem to be limited to inferior rip-offs of games you played for 30 minutes
>>564383921so let me see if I get this rightHe is:>A succesful gamedev>Married to a cute asian girl>A popular youtuber>Fit>Younger than 30No wonder you people hate him
>>564384234hes younger than 30? he looks like hes 40
>>564384310its called having testosterone you zoomer twink
>>564384310its called trying to succeed in the modern world
>>564383921la picture es humouro
>>564383921zuk owes me his slut gf
Im pretty sure 3d is the future of market. Indie 3d, like crow county.incrementdevs keep raping the already victimized pixel art genre. pixel art was the only bandaid to my subpar art skills....also biteme is based and im glad for their success. you homos are just mad because u somehow cant get laid despite being gay
>spend 500 bucks on ads>get 0 wishlists>release game at 150 wishlistsLol
>>564383047>25-30kg OHPThat's laughable
>>564384960>Getting Aids>Being recorded to a niche onlyfans and having life ruinedIll stick to my anime femboys.
Did we get nude mods for pragmata yet? I'm talking about hugh, btw.
>>564381734>Hopefully it will take you longer.fuck, sorry i'm tired. I hope it will take you less time.
>>564381734>>564380949>>564379486level design is one of the best parts of game dev u homos you should have been using cubes or legos to block out your levels
>>564382021One of the people in my university class i go to right now has the number 1 achievement score in wow out of all players / most completed achievements of all wow players globally and has held the title for several years. I didn't believe it at first but he has several gameplay videos showing it off and was even in some short game journalist interviews where his face was shown so it was proven true. I don't even know the guy well or play wow but was kinda funny. Blogpost over
>>564386107The GM of the wow guild I'm in right now has been fucked by a dog multiple times.
>>564386308Why would you be in that guild unless you are also some sort of strange fetishist
>>564385234trvke...i feel bad for any homosexuals with OCD. plus men are pigs so youll get cheated on and then get aids also. i thank god every day for making me mostly straight
>>564386682It's the NA 4chan guild.
>>564383921>went viral with a demo, couldn't capitalize on getting lightning in a bottle in a minimal effort genre>"Mixed" reveiw score kills any long tail, won't take off beyond the BiteMe audience who pumped up the review score>50k split three ways after tax and steam cut>doomed to continue pumping out slop, barely keeping your head above water>no breathing room to take a big swing for the next project>success/agdg/ standards have really fallen, where is the soul? idk how this place got infiltrated by BiteMe apologists
>>564385974that unironically sounds fun.I wanted to make a disco elysium game but i realized organizing all that dialogue is a badly designed game by itself.
>>564385261
>>564386763I was unironically diagnosed with OCD and I too am mostly straight.
>>564386815they were unironically sovlmaxxing, with little care for the audience. they were having too much fun making a game. i do agree with that one guy who likened it to a Kenyan helicopter. it does too many mechanics at once with 0 synergy. too many contradicting mechanics. It's an incremental game but you keep having to cockwatch the server node button. I hope they learn and get better. They'll get another high appeal idea sooner or later that they can capitalize on.
I am self diagnosed with ocd. I'll never tell a person about my mental problems irl though and keep it to myself. Anonymous forums and ai chatbots are the only place i can be vulnerable and share such things
>>564387198lmao this nigga was diagnosed with ocd
>>564387198>ai chatbots are the only place i can be vulnerable and share such thingsnigga you thought
>>564384310he's 23
>>564387198>>564386993feelsstrongman we're gonna make it ocd-bros.>>564387325ocd is life ruining, please dont bully us with embarassing information we shared.
>>564387507are you guys fucking with me?
>>564387656he age-mogs all of us wtf.....................im still young. i can get out of this death cult.
>>564387606I don't think I have the usual OCD symptoms any more, and I haven't for a long while. I think I just have "OCD-like personality traits" now. Mostly involving not doing things unless it's """"right"""". If you've felt this, you'll know what I mean. If not, I can't explain it.I also have tourettes which gets much worse if I eat wheat. Thus I eat gluten free. Oats also seem to be bad for me. Rice and corn seem to be fine.I ate a bunch of oat-flower cookies last month and started ticing like crazy and putting my shopping cart in to the shopping cart return thing VERY SPECIFICALLY. It was then that I realized that oats really are no good.If I eat a good diet, I have just about 0 tics (at least no tics that anyone would notice).
>>564387754CosmicCalldev age-moggs them tho
>>564383047>>564385206I ohp the bar
Made a chunking system in Godot (C#), got it to run smoothly with no leaks which is nice.Thing is, I have a metric fuckton of orphaned (yet accounted for) nodes just lingering in the background (blue cells) before they're added to the tree. Am I tardwrangling the engine or am I being retarded?
>>564387656ah, he did have some birthdays since then >September 2000>I was born! https://marnix.wyns.it/
I was agemogging/successmogging most people when I was 21. then things started going downhill, slowly but inevitably. life is not a number-go-up game unless the number is age and mortality rate.
>>564388631>2000 was 26 years ago
>>564388749>26 was 2000 years ago
Oh, sweet progress. Tempt me not with Pokopia and Vampire Crawlers amen.This is a character inspired by the RAmar design from Phantasy Star Online, but he's got a skull for a head because I saw something like that on an album art and I thought "Thats fuckin' cool." He will be an enemy; but also a player character in a toned down mesh variant that includes a mask and different pallette. I'm sort of envisaging a faction of these killer robots called the Outcast; but you can also play a "reformed" one, the BAgeist class.
>>564388631>2026: My Viral Game Flopped
>>564388635same. i made the oldies feel bad. now i'm the oldie.
>>564389068He looks so young and cute here....
UNDER THIS PRESSUREUNDER THIS WEIGHTWE ARE DIAMONDSTAKING SHAPE
>>564388937i havent played pokopia since i brought ithe looks like the armor guys from dot hack lol
I've just realized.... if I start a youtube channel.... anons here will talk about me!!!!!! They will look at me and think about me, which is almost like touching me. And if they're almost like touching me... that's almost like sex!!!!! I've finally learned how to lose my virginity!
>>564388937he's getting dizzy! STOP!good progress, looking forward to seeing him running about
>>564389068Kek, I just checked. Normally I'd say it doesn't matter, >100 reviews is a hit, and he'll probably still make a profit off the game. But man, I would not purchase it after reading the top reviews.
when do i know my game is ready to publish?
>>564389256i had a wet dream about a youtube gamedev
I'm becoming an eceleb this year.
>>564389380me with Lente
>>564389456I am a becoming a high-powered lolcow this year.
>>564389261I'm worried he's going to stand effeminately with fuckable hips because I did all my animations with the chick to start with. Might be a feature.
>>564383527nigger he's literally married into the jew order are you blind
alright, time for devhttps://youtu.be/AupwoN8QvbU
>>564389572everyone whos poor still likes trumpits one of the ngmi biggest filters right now
>>564388635dont you miss the days? im young and handsome but im bad at making money also i am cursed with only wanting to make a game. i just think of yandere dev starting as an innocent malice drinker into a weird looking orc creature, i think that is my fate. im just going to gymmax until then
>>564389705Made my money but anyone that talks about politics is nothing but goycattle to me
Carefully and precisely balanced. A marvel of European engineering.
>>564383527damn bitch you are retardedngmi energy
>>564389553just point his feet outwards
>>564371101remove>/v/3>https://thev3expo.com/from the OP next time. thanks
>>564388937huh
>>564389705being poor or liking twump?dont say both.
Where are da loligaems???also this thread is dogshit fuck you OP
>>564389972
>>564390603The ad hoc ExecCmds route is too noisy to be useful here. I’m switching to the better surface: a tracked editor-python inspection script that writes a JSON artifact
>>564390462Yes I used AI to copy it
>>564390486we just got pragmata, sir
>564390274Lil shua meltie incoming
>>564390824Stop shitting up the thread with lies. Go away.
>>564390274So wait you WANT Betz to keep manually shilling every thread?
>>564391063the faggot has GOT to work for it.
>>564390862no im thinking of entering v3 finally after ignoring it for like 6 times
>>564386763I go back and forth with that.When i see a man give up everything for a crumb of pussy i'm happy allah made me immune to them.But when I see a gay guy act like a weird parody of a woman in a misguided attempt to attract me, i'm happy that i still find actual women attractive.
>>564391063I don't want parasites to ride along and use agdg as a stepping stone to gain influence. If they want a to host a gamejam, let them make a subreddit or some shit.
Y'all think aggydaggy schizos are pathetic? The dev behind Feeding a Black Hole streams his parasocial plans to become friends with Marnix.
>>564391441Lmao they do them year in year out how much "work for it" does they have to do
>>564391867>how much "work for it" does they have to dothey is got to do dis erryday my fellow negro
>>564391683>Community gatekeeping against someone doing something for the community Are you also pissed at the guy who organizes Demo Day? Should that also go to reddit? Anyways, let's see that game of yours since you're so clearly a developer who's working on a project. You wouldn't be... Lying... Would you...?
>>564391717leave thornity alone! he just feels bad that he wronged marnix, so he keeps coping in strange ways and keeps doing weird shit
>>564391717Anon, you made my coffee come out my nose...
putting the remake on hiatus till i feel like vibe coding again, probably when better models come..idk, might try 3d again.. maybe... gamedev sucks ass to be quite honest
>>564392050>Community gatekeeping against someone doing something for the communityLeftoid faggots who try to shit on anyone who says nigger and doxx them. No thanks.You don't belong.
>>564392050If you check there was an original guy that did that, but some years ago when the discord split happened we had 2 dd with the same number.Then a discord tranny put a bot to work so the next thousand dd are under his account.
>>564391683fuk u guys, you dont even comment on proggy posts. let the lurkers show up and show their games
>>564392393>lurkers show up and show their games
>>564392297just say it, you got filtered by skill issue and this isn't for you
>>564392360Source? Because last I remember Betz was the one that got doxxed.
>>564392521that is what i said, basically, but i could continue, i just don't have any motivation to do so
>>564392534>Post progress>Say nigger>Join v3
>>564392534there's like two guys in the USA named eldon betz lol
>>564392297so you're just going to continue shit posting here as a nodev? please just fuck off entirely and find a new hobby, faggot loser.
>>56438906866% now
>>564392682So that's a no then on the source?
>>564392592Many such cases. No harm. I look forward to your redemption arc.
>>564392925lol
>>564392925I'll leave when Betz leaves
>>564392997kill yourself pedophile
>>564393094lel
my fetish changed from femdom to girlfriend breeding. i think i'm healing.now i need to change from overthinking to overdoing.
>>564392961My source is they are leftist subhumans as often seen in their videos and/or posts.You're arguing in bad faith, you dumb faggot.
>>564393182Okay so link some. I'm curious as I'm currently ignorant and would like to not be but if you can't provide me a source then unfortunately I'm going to have to choose to not believe you. I'd like to
>>564393160pragmata did this
>>564393182whats wrong with leftist faggots?theyre nice to me... and theyre not as retarded as trump dicksucks
>>564392297what happened lil nigga
>>564393303sorry i don't play video games that cost more than 15 dollars, as i said i'm an overthinker, i don't have money.
>>564393495osmosis through pragmata did this
>>564393435i thought porting roguetown to godot would have a reason, but if i'm just gonna do it with AI why not just wait till it's easier and the thing can just port it all.. and if it can do that anyway why should i bother putting in effort anyway
>>564393279I have a better idea: keep your leftoid shit out and everything is fine.I don't owe you anything.>>564393357>implying that they're not both retarded.
>>564393556>i thought porting roguetown to godot would have a reasonhahaha>but if i'm just gonna do it with AI why not just wait till it's easierLMAO>why should i bother putting in effort anywayHOLY KEKlil shua on suicide watch, nigga is about to get the grippy socks but no box.
>>564393779actually i'm enjoying other stuff, i don't care about gamedev and was never in it for a few thousand rupees
I released my mobile game today. Hip hip hooray.
Anyone know a cheap 3d modeler who can make a ground kit for my 2.5 platformer? Looking for someone that can model ground and slopes (just the ground) for building out a platformer level. something similar to this but in a slight more realistic stylehttp://www.dkc-atlas.com/maps/dkc/1-1http://www.dkc-atlas.com/maps/dkc/1-5
playing sims 3 it sometimes shocks me how much content and different activities are in that game. and the insane amount of animations it took to make those. you sometimes forget that older games had more budget and therefore are huge. todays games run better (except when its unreal slop), they are more polished etc. - but old games are kinda like old disney movies, the people who worked on them were absolute pros at what they were doing. they didn't have the same tech, but they had way more trained brains. and ofc they had huge budgets.
>>564393182I'm a giga leftist, anyone whos trying to be cordual or meritocratic will be seen that way because it makes no sense to shun people who share an interest based on random traits no one cares about.
>>564393556oh shit youre the roguetown guy? i like those types of games. why dont u just learn to code lil bro
>>564394007>why dont u just learn to code lil broHis IQ is about 80, brother.
>>564394007the code isn't the problem, it's just i don't want to continue anymore, doubly so if i had to actually write the code, im lazy and giving up
>>564394089his game idea was cool tho, if i remember correctly.
>>564393556thats a shame i think the game has potential
>>564393976>I'm a giga leftistGiga kill yourself
>>564394156Not his idea he was just cloning a game that already exists.
Is treating nodev like it's a flaw a self admission of incompetence and/or lack of talent?I sit and ruminate upon my ideas, conceptualize intricate system and mechanics. To my surprise when implementing them they behave exactly as expected with no surprises or bugs. Just thinking and not working keeps me rested and creative, I can iterate endlessly on the same ideas at a rate that would require a civilizational effort's worth of prototyping before finalizing them. I even playtest different versions of my game this way, sometimes I tweak the numbers or introduce new mechanics only to remove them the next day.
>>564394089>His IQ is about 80, brother.i'm white>>564394156>>564394186>his ideaoofi thought i already stated this, but i was simply porting a ss13 server into godot, the actual game is much better and more fun, download BYOND open space station 13 and join any of the medieval servers, most of them are filled with troons and furries, though.
>>564394272>i'm whiteThese guys are white
>>564394272ohh right. i remember now. im not playing that boomer shit bro, theres a market for a newer game of that style IMO, but i guess thats just ss14.>>564394116also im pretty sure llms have peaked for the common man. We were just a marketing ploy to win over big businesses. they literally have 0 incentive to give the GOOD api to the common people. local llms are the future even tho its a memerip game, hope u find something else that brings u joy
>>564394198Giga make me
>>564394452>hope u find something else that brings u joygamedev never brought me joy at any point, also ss14 is OWNED by troons who gameban you if you say anything negative about troons, BYOND is not owned by a troon but every server is, apart from shartystation
>>564394621i am an ally to the troons, so im fine with that. the furries, however....
>>564394621you and troons seem to have very similar tastes. really makes you think.
>>564394703you might enjoy lifeweb if you can get in
Joshua is gonna make the pedo creature melt again...
>>564394831aw hell na not my son
>>564394496I'm sure that one of your mental diseases or your boyfriend's aids will resolve the problem of you living.
lil shua quit because his ai couldn't fix a bug for him and he had no idea what to domany such cases for someone with a lower IQ than your average indian man.
>>564394621>someone wishes him to find joy in his life>proceeds to talk about troons
>>564395390>lil shua quit because his ai couldn't fix a bug for him and he had no idea what to dowhat bug retardhttps://github.com/zakanater19/godot-roguetown/tree/main
>>564395512he does have a large collection of troon porn on his computer. this isn't shocking.>>564395535>what bug retardthe one in your ass, fag
>>564395512jiue mwenyewe
how do we solve the gabencunt problem?
>>564395753hi gogem
>>564395646>>564395390>>564395753samefag
>>564392093>he wronged marnixWhat's the scoop on this?
>>564395852He shoots, he MISSES. Better luck next time!
>>564395992i bet you smell bad
>>564392993what causes someone to be like this? coming almost every day to a thread on the 4turd to spam a single image every time.
>>564391683your operating on old mentality. 80% of the posts above you are literally about some youtuber shill faggot its over autist who keep to themselves lost
>>564394240t.
>>564396115he used to that with pictures of eric barone
>>564396145>80% of the posts above you are literally about some youtuber shill faggot its overI fucking told you retards to ignore the zukjeet/red goat poster, to ignore all chris zukowski spam. But you just don't fucking listen. You brought this on yourself.
>>564396115>singleI have several versions of it tho? If you've already given up on making video games, please stop hanging around in the gamedev thread. Thanks.
>>564396331>If you've already given up on making video games, please stop hanging around in the gamedev thread.said the indian retard who never even starteddenounce vishnu and the talmud
>>564396457pipe down, lil goygem.poo
pirgate games
>>564396598denounce vishnu and the talmud
>>564388937Wat
>>564395978its a nothingburger. thornity just called them out for dishonest reviews on the first hour the game released, kinda out of character but thats about it.funny kicker is that his codev for the black hole game did the same thing, asking for positive reviews keki think reviewshilling is based as hell btw. it adds balance to the unhinged negative reviews every game gets plus youre incentivized due to the 10 review rule.
I feel so depressed
>>564396816same, anyway, i'm gonna get drunk and play gmod sunrust
i feel so happy
>>564396682the "dishonest" reviews were just low hour reviews btw, either fans that wanted to support their first success or people that played the demo for a long time.i think its wholesome
>>564396653Only a shiteater would even know what a vishu is. The jews are right about the goyim. This is a thread for God's chosen cattle ranchers. Goycattle need not apply.
>>564396682>asking for positive reviews kekYou aren't allowed to ask for *positive* reviews.I doubt they did that and neither did Marnix, they just asked for reviews, which in a closed community of course leads to positive reviews.
>>564396816>>564396894cheer up lil niggas
>>564396990>feign ignorance to avoid denouncing his deity
thoughts on the demo for your game being the full game?i honestly didnt like how pragmata made a completely separate demo version that was completely different than the whole game although that must have been optimal since capcom has been in the game for a while
>threads are now entirely made up of pedonigs spamming pragmata and jeets gossiping over youtube celebs, with the occasional ai shitstormgrim
>>564397061ya i agree. pretty poor behavior to shit on someones big day like that, 1 hour into their day kek.literally the norm to ask for reviews
>>564397306cool. Post progress then, instead of bitching and moaning.
I feel hopeless
>>564397306hows the board compared to the discord?
>>564397530Join and find out yourself https://discord.gg/x9tF3FWBH
>>564397306to be fair my post is actually about the marketing and demo release of pragmata and not just cunnyposting
>>564397081no... fuck you
>>564397176Usually, if you're running into problems cutting out parts of your game to create a reasonable demo, it means that your game is too short to begin with.
>>564397680jump off troon bridge. make it chud bridge
>>564397771a jolt of happiness from this post
>>564397771What's the difference?
everyone makes fun of trans people for roping but whats the stats on sad angry chudsim coping by making a game. lowkey its working. i love gamedev u guys i just love it. i could do it the rest of my goddamn life i think
>>564397927per capita
>>564397176is this a real screenshot? thats so cute....
I don’t know what I need
>>564398213dick in the butt
>>564397753>too short for a demo>demos are the metafuck. I don't want a long game...
>>564397753my game has random level generation so its technically the shortest and longest game of all time
>>564398365Friendly reminder that "short" games for Steam are expected to be 3-15 hours long. You don't even have a short game.
>>564398703>15 hour game is shortwhat the fuck nigga. a short game is a game you can beat in one sitting without shitting yourself.
>>564398854>he can't beat a 15 hour game in one sitting without shitting himselfFilthy casual.
>>564398703>>564398854whats funny is people keep saying pragmata is short but only 14% of people beat it on steamalso less than 8% of people did post game content...
>>564398703whats your game eldon 'zukjeet' betz?
>>564399004It hasn't even been out for a week yet. People are still working their way through it.
>>564398703make very short games!
very short: 0-2 hoursshort: 7 hoursaverage: 12 hourslong: 18+ hoursvery long: JRPG
>>564399191ok so on april 30th i'll post the stats again and lets see how much finish the gamei bet it will only go to like 16%
>>564398703my game is arcade-like.
>>564399334of all the posters in this thread i want to torture and hang, you are top of the list, dumbass, fuck you
>>564399386Usually about 30-40% of people will finish the AAA movie games they buy.
>>564399467cool down, josh. your monkey brain is showing again
>>564399267where is your very short game?
>>564399412>beats your arcade-like game in under an hour>refunds itHow do we stop this?
devil daggers is 8 minutes long
>>564399548you ungrateful ape
>>5643995784 secret endings depending on score, and a 5th if you complete it without getting hit once
>>564399578Steam is a store for PC games, not arcade games. Go make an arcade box and sell it to your local arcade instead.
>>564399715I accept your consneedssion
>>564399548>your monkey brain is showing again
>>564399732https://store.steampowered.com/app/322170/Geometry_Dash/>Very Positive (267,457)
>>564399723Good thinking anon, I was planning something similar
the original Vampire Survivors asset pack
>>564399865>Average playtime: 60.2h
>>564399902that one guy got a huge cock
>>564399902very interesting.
>>564399902kek half of these are straight up from Castlevania, just shrunk down and slightly modified
>>564399962>>564399865I know this was popular, but how does it regularly end up in the top 10 concurrent played on steam?
>>564399732>Steam is a store for PC gamesglorious PC master race games like feeding a black hole
>>564400113If games like Osu and Stepmania were on Steam, they'd also hit top 10 on occasion.
>>564397486>posting my game in a thread with no progress posts, but 99% schizofaggingI'm good. I have better places for that. I come here to shit on a latrine and laugh at retards.
>>564399962so fun you'll play it again! what a revelation!
>>564399902game development is dead
>>564399865i genuinely dont understand why this hot sloppa is so iconic with zoombertsis it the low price? is it because its on phone?
i'm deving navmeshes in my engine right now
so what did we learn from the huge success of pragmata?das rite, your game needs loli's.
i liked all the negative reviews on marnix's game and i have no intention of playing it. stop putting idleslop on steam, thanks
>>564400767+lolis+feet+daddies+evil lolis-hand holding-tutorials-length+post game-good music+sad backstory
There’s gotta be something. Anything
>>564401046yummy loli feet needs to be in every bideo game
>>564401382there's nothing, just child molesters and bad faith troons left around these parts...
>>564399557https://github.com/zakanater19/godot-roguetown
>>564401757unfinished and abandonware. the dev rug pulled
Free UE5 master material:https://youtu.be/WUtl1K9Pn7k?si=gnmVpjgwosJYVHL5
>>564401757fuck you
>>564401976
>>564385974>you should have been using cubes or legos to block out your levelsUsing legos actually sounds kinda fun. I suppose Minecraft creative mode could also work. Of course grayboxing in an engine isn't that different but I haven't figured out how to enjoy it.>level design is one of the best parts of game devThat's the thing. People enjoy different things and that's true for gamedev as well. >>564380949>unless you begin to really enjoy level design that you will need to make a different genre of gameThis is good advice. There's a lot of different types of games and some get by with zero level design. I think it's particularly important to consider what you enjoy and what you are good at when trying to make your first commercial game. If you try to forcedev something that's just not working for you then is it really gonna turn out a good game?
I think i've figured out vibe coding.Gotta first make the top level design planned out first, then do the implementation step using modules and components, and then version control it.
>>564402263Unironically correct. I've come to the same conclusion as Cris which means I'm totally fucked, aren't I?
>>564401876>>564402036
>>564383425looks like the dev removed the game out of embarrassment>>564384960I don't think pixel art is going anywhere but I can see attitudes shifting a bit from all the low effort 2d games
>>564402428>>564402430>>564402263>>564402420>>564402103>>564402063>>564402036>>564401976>>564401757>>564401406
>>564390486kill yourself
>>564399902I need something like this but 4directional. Anyone know a pack like that?
>>564403056chatgpt.comgrok.comaistudio.com
>>564390603>>56438906865% now...
>mmo98 continues to fall in rating yet continues to get salesdaily reminder that steamies are cattle and should be treated as such. just make low effort slop until you succeed
>>564403551obsessed with what other people are doing
>>564371260I spent the last two days changing the shader backend to use slang instead of hlsl. I think I nearly have shader hot reload working properly. Video is of terrain generation from compute shaders, including the lower res trimesh collider you can see. It was sort of there already, I just used it as the first thing I migrated and added readback for colliders
you don't need to figure out what sells well, you need to figure out what isn't being sold yet.
>>564383425it looks boring as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmXIbQ6qHbU
>>564402615
>>564403791Aarimous says "don't be the savior"; "don't pick unsuccessful games to model yours after".Trendsetting is a double dice roll. Trend following is a dice roll.
>>564403890unreal slop
>>564403890I don’t see it
>>564403972killyourself
>>564403972wow, nice cunny
>>564403972Damn dude, you should be arrested.
>>564403842There's also quite a few games in the already niche genre I'm getting into. I hadn't heard of this one before though, it looks like it would have been fun but has not aged well at all, and apparently the servers shut down recently, so maybe I can absorb the playerbase of like 3 people
>>564402430damn wtf...that's so sad. I wonder how long he worked on it. the animations seem crisp, i hope he spent money on assets rather than the time.>>564404085The games that will make it are the ones that take a risk. Especially when the inevitable fatigue of the newgen indie games happen. It's going to happen sooner than we think. start dreamdevmaxxing guys
>this game could have been so much better, but the only interesting new addition compared to the demo is the auction house, and the auctionhouse is practically useless when you consider the point in the game that you unlock it versus how much you can earn with it. the auctionhouse is cool, but almost instantly rendered pointless when you realize it gives so little money. the full release is nearly identical to the demo. really the only good thing i have to say is that the price ($7) is reasonable, but if you've played the demo, suddenly that pricetag becomes OVERPRICED since theres barely any new content. sad to see how this game turned out :( don't give gaymers anything for free, they'll throw it in your face
>>564402615>>564403972Bro you seriously generated that with an algorithm? You better pay Ken Perlin right now or I will literally shit myself all over your porch
>>564403337Aren't those shit at pixel art?
>>564405330a dolphin!
>>564405330why is that noise so damn sexy and it's oozing with good chakra
