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Kroos feet!
>>564373036>752this OP is getting thrown to the wolves
Bnuuy love
for me it's big fat saga
>>564373253He's a Vouivre, not a Lupo. Silly anon
>>564373253>rewarding bad behavior
I would like it if she had a whole bunch of voicelines like Chongs skin
>>564373253Lupo on vouivre action
ukusikkkkkkkkkkk
Zumama
>>564373317For me it's Saga and Ceobe suddenly turning into dommes.
>>564373392Stupid sexy Kjeragandr with her blue lipstick and blue nail polish...
What is your excuse for not building her?
happy birthday hoederer please come back to kazdel
>>564373528I don't even have regular Astesia built yet, so I won't do her two alts
Wait, what the fuck? She is evil?
>>564373528i only build fun operators
>>564373528I refuse to build anything related to yuji.Fuck him.
>>564373528I don't build Yujilings
>>564373528I am not satisfied with this Operator in combatI do not like this Operator's artworkI was not interested by this Operator's story or role
>>564373618>look away for a moment>these fuckers start doing human sacrifice>tell them to stop being retarded>look away for a moment>this is how they tell the story
>>564373618I think waking up and helping people because they started ritually sacrificing their own children, probably for the nth time, is considered good.
>>564373760>I was not interested by this Operator's story or roleWhat about now?
I love my tiny Suzuwife and her not so tiny, fluffy ears.
>>564373807
>>564373528Original is cuter and I have more use for
>>564373528SHE LOST HER SMILE
>>564373779>nthOver 100, if I remember right
Thoughts about this girl?
>>564374012Sexy goddess-in-law
>>564374012looks like slop
>>564373618Well that version of the story is questioned literally immediately after that and an alternate and more realistic version is suggested
Tard here, not sure if a hour is enough time to finish but gonna host and see if I can get all of them done starting with beginner stages if you're interested.Room ID [inil97d37db9j8]
>>564374075Get your eyes checked, also it was drawn before AI was really doing that well I think. 4 years ago now
>>564373702>>564373719Based
>>564374120How are you so late
>>564374197I was emo and didn't want to do try co-op until a few days ago and it was fun.
>mail with 200 orundums as apology for the coop issueslmao but having it happen on the last day is absolutely diabolical
When are we getting this sex goddess onto Rhodes?
Heh heh... more like floperator
Coop made me realise that Yu might be among the biggest mistake of 2025 Arknights since he essentially fixed Lappland's glaring weakness of not having her own RES shred which prevented her from shredding everything. Now not using both is essentially gimping yourself on huge ass maps like coops
>>564374120Let's do all in x2 speed so you have more stages done, check the medal set for what you need but bastion likely won't have enough time for it
>>564374558i'd rather be gimped because then i'm still playing the game
>>564374372Don't we already have Shu for the "Dragon girl who looks like a leek" niche?
I love you /akg/
>>564374713No you don'tYou think you do, but you don't
>>564374120>>564374614If you're Dr. A, I believe I crashed..nyo..Room number [hk40m552ga3i10]If you're able to rejoin
>>564374372Not into mommyshit, so hopefully never
>>564373036HG please give me Sesa AltI don't even care even if he's Vigil tier in terms of meta
>>564374558>Yu might be among the biggest mistake of 2025 ArknightsYes because enemy displacement fucks with the game on so many levels it's not even funny>Now not using both is essentially gimping yourself brainlet take
>>564374713I love you too, anon.
Is it just my phone or is the advanced Bastion Defense stage with Reed event enemies + Eblana causing intense lags if I dare accept going X2 speed once the reeds are burning?
>>564374765Explain the level90 M9 Raidian in your account then
>>564374558Yu and Lappland were the bigger mistake
Your excuse for not pulling her?
>>564374809It's not you
>>564374809No issues here but my phone is pretty decent.
>Secrets of Cooking>the secret is: cook meat before you eat it, and don't eat it if it looks badKjerag's wisdom...
>>564374901Too devilish
>>564374614I've got all bastidongs except 1 beginner one done i think.
>>564374901but I did pull her?
What would an Astegenne wife be like?
>>564374794Vigil is fine, at least he's good for one thing unlike LessingSesa alt expanding on his story would be great if HG haven't forgotten about him.
>didn't touch icebreaker>got 200 orundums in the mail (same as everyone who played it)Don't mind if I do.
>>564375019Begins chirping around 6AM for two or three hours, extremely birdbrained
>>564373390
>>564373528I don't have anything to fact check her numbers and I already have suzu s2/mostima s3/Typhon s2. If she cost as much as a 4* or 2/3rds of a 5* I might but I'm really torn on her target limit
>touched icebreaker>it touches back
>>564374372As soon as you learn to use the right thread, promise
AIEE mybad
>>564374372Back of the NPC jail line
gramophone stages are easy
>>564374372>censored slop that got mogged by a loliNever
>>564374252enjoy rich rewards, gweilo
Silverash2 really makes any team he's in better
>>564375446>trapmaster
>>564374794337/hit more and 3.3k more skill damage at max in peak conditions.>>564374809It's poorly programmed reeds a historical performance hazard HG wont stop spamming
>>564375623They fixed reed on the pc client
>>564375048Lessing's status immunity would be worth more if we got more sustained stun/freeze ops like Kriede. The damage is still fine thougheverbeit. He still has a good power strike and helidrop on low/med defThere's a lot of lessing homos have some fun
https://x.com/i/status/2046891771280445686
>>564375446I like enemies being able to walk over wulfenite traps without wasting them
Really like her new doods
>>564375529They're complete shit in almost everything else, let them have this.
>Crashed againOkay maybe it is over, but I'll host the final bastion I need if you wanna join that.
>>564374901I got scared.
>>564375912Have we agreed on what fruit should Reed be associated with?
Room ID [2jc7aie07dm58g]Beginner bastion so I can clear all of them.And then a final expert drift if you wanna help out I don't know how to do that at all
>>564376016Cherry
So Saria special module soon? I don't really see why anyone would use a Saria skin these days otherwise.
>>564374901Remember that time period where Ulpianus and Nymph were the best 6* between 5th anni and 5.5? One of them aged significantly better than the other
Got to level 29 or 30. Co-op is incredibly boring, I don't get why HG are pushing it so hard.
>>564376227>50 levels of random mats and a skin>pushing itYou meant to type RA surely.
>>564376227Next co-op mode is actually fun and the best mode they released after IS
>https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/143859398[...]
Is Silverash really unemployed?
>>564376040shuck i was late. drifting is fun so i thought i could help out but good luck
>Forgot that I've yet to do the permanent CC stagesDid they add new ones in CN?
>>564376307Random terrible mats. There are like 2 CEU. And it does get boring the third time you get the same map.
I had fun figuring out how to solo the maps
I didn't play at all
rape
>>564376593Skadi? Yeah she is now.
>>564376593wakata looks pissed
>>564376593why is ines so pissed?
I still have time, right?
>>564375720>loli Cliffy
Good morning, Didi love
Everyone without coop trim will be kicked from the council
Thanks a lot, Dr. A! I had no idea a seaborn team was this strong. You definitely hard carried me through it all.
I wish people who treat the game like a school exam and leave everything to the last day would just uninstall or killed themselves.
I wish you'd fix Arknights from running like shit then give (you) your lost sense of humor but neither of us will get what we want
>>564377008GG. It'd be fun to play again next icebreaker without the rush so we can take our time with team comps, you did well.
>>564377013Hey if it got me through school and my job it will get me though some gacha game
I wish you'd post some coop memorial photos.
1 minute of icebreaker left!!!!
>moniquefagOpinion discarded, FUCK the armorless union
>>564376593The podium ones are always funny
>>564376206To be fair who could have guessed they'd nuke Necrosis by having the NI enabler be so broken, and then buff Ulpianus seventy times
Reset Kroos!
Reset Sakiko
Suzumamaset.
I wanted to make a more Auto Offensive Recovery team, but Lemuen's S1 can't handle the right side
rape sakiko
>>564377286you want to WHAT roy????
>>564377296
>>564377276This one is my favorite of mine
reset icebreaker
>>564377335You need Cheeto
>>564377196Nyeah, I hope to host or join them a lot sooner next time, it's actually really fun especially bastion.>>564373885
>>564377317>>564377318>>564377319*smooch*
>>564377374The best, truly the best
>>564377013Normal people don't care about insect failures, anon
>>564377427Huge ears
>add a feature that warns you if there is a higher rarity tag combination so you aren't always paranoid you missed a 5* recruit if you aren't using a tag calculator Pick one simple and feasible improvement to be added this anniversary
>>564377375I also like this one of Saria booting Exu into the sky
>>564377445I’m not sure what that has to do with my post
>>564377502Learn your tags
>>564377502Search for a specific support opAmiya class quickchange
>>564377395Kill yourself already.
>>564377398Not enough room for Archetto, she dies and increases the operator count to 9
>>564377395none of these ungrateful fucks liked me..
>>564377395Nyext Ice breaker I hope to host and see you.
>>564377375>Myrtle knows who the real winner was
>>564377502Random skin select on stage startSurely that's feasible if the motivation is that it would cause me to buy three times as many skins
Icebreaker is over. For those who played, did you have fun playing with your fellow /akg/ Doctors? Are they better than randoms or is top 5% truly a meme?
>>564377395Holy shit A, that's wild
>>564377612It's moose!
>>564377502They added so much that here's like, what, 2 tag combos for non-rare tags that actually guarantee you something above a 3* at this point?
>>564377395Fact: I've only played with people here.
>>564377580HG sucks we can't like you if we crash or we're so far from the relay you've left before we've even finished loading
reset pramI was playing a game with a friend...
Is it just me or is SAlt's S3's DPS not that high?
>>564377580>An actual seabornI'm sure you're a wonderful person anon, but I can understand other players being frightened
>>564377395Impressive work, giraffelover
>>564377395Why? co-op has no replay value and you ran the same team
>>564377737It's very high for a vanguard.
>>564377628>did you have fun playing with your fellow /akg/ DoctorsYeah! People here act more normal than expected, I only played a few matches with randoms and doccy woccies here but every single doc I've played with here has had a crazy team combo and I barely have to do anything. Pubs mostly seem to stack meta ops and plop them down.
>>564377672I forget if https://akgcc.github.io/recruit/ or what other side showed all the current guaranteed 4/5* tag combos
>>564377727You have friends? What the FUCK.
>>564377737What part about support op do you not understand
>>564377787Not him but there is inherent value in helping other doctors
>>564377914Yeah we play d&d on Wednesdays and was just playing rabbit and steel.
>>564377918Zumama
Imo SA2 S3 should've done true damage. The skill itself doesn't do a lot of damage, so giving it true damage wouldn't be broken, just like every other true damage skill.
>>564377930No way he racked up those numbers just from helping anons here.
>>564377787>why would the yanese glowie fucker notorious for doxing play 1300 games in a mode where you get to steal other people's IDsYou have eyes but you can't see
>>564377653>>564377918Lapp running a strong glue ad
>>564377502just increase the sanity limit to >240 already
>>564377963Fucking NERD!
>>564377787>Help people>Get to raugh at the other retard>Unique challenges salvaging when they choke or braindead it>More memers in lineup exchange gave it pretty high replay value
>>564378092I will now pleasure myself with this fish.
>>564377967tailmogged by Wulfenite
sneg
I wish the photo album wasnt so limited, let me save more memories
Fucking a nerd
man slowmo when activating a skill feels so weird after coop
I changed my ID to Dr. Doctor#8008 using my name change voucher. He never stood a chance
>>564378092blindfolding and handcuffing haruka to the toilet in the public men's restroom
>>564378160>newMantralet?
>>564378092Kissing Haruka
>>564378129Careful, it's well used
Two ponderers and a thinker (pls ignire Ishar-mla in the back)
>>564378160Thanks for reminding me I still don't have sneg. I'm gonna go cry now.>>564378197nta but I got 16 4*'s on mantra's banner and didn't get her. Rateup deez nuts
>>564378182GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>564378150They both have beautiful tails with their unique good points. >>564378163I wish we could download them in full resolution.
>>564378249>ignire
>>564378249she makes up for all these thoughts by having none
I tried.
The Tactical Drill farming nodes feel inefficient as fuck for grinding EXP considering how much sanity they cost. Is there a better way to get EXP?
do NOT fuck the nerds
>>564378342Wtf?
>>564378342>leaves his ID in
>>564378404Yes, your base and event shop.
dweeb warning
>>564378342Well done bro
>>564378434He welcomes rapists. It brings more victims to him instead of having to search
>>564378404>he's been farming stages for exp bro build your base
Phew, almost posted Priestess pussy
>>564378436>baseBut I need LMD, too>eventAlready bought all the EXP from the shopWould it be better to change all factories to EXP and just farm LMD through the Cargo Escort nodes instead?
>>564378313Get her pregnant as well, duh
>>564378404If you're new it's fine to farm exp and LMD in a pinch but don't rely on it. Build your base further
>>564377672Listing all combos where the individual tags don't guarantee the same rarity.Healing+Vanguard is MyrtleHealing+Supporter PodencoNuker+Sniper/Caster is Firewatch/LeonhardtDefender+Shift is CroissantSlow+Guard/Caster/Sniper is Frostleaf/Greyy/Ambriel, May or ShirayukiSummon+Supporter is MayerSupport+Supporter/Vanguard is Tsukinogi/Elysium or ZimaSurvival+Sniper/Specialist/Defender/Supporter is Jessica/Manticore/Vulcan/TsukinogiAOE+DPS is PineconeAOE+Debuff is Meteorite or SesaAOE+Defense is BeeswaxCrowd-Control+DP-Recovery is TexasCrowd-Control+Fast-Redeploy is Kafka or Project RedCrowd-Control+Slow is GlaucusCrowd-Control+Summon is MayerDebuff+Fast-Redeploy is Waai FuDefense+DPS is Asbestos, Astesia, Liskarm or VulcanDefense+Shift is CroissantDefense+Survival is VulcanDP-Recovery+Healing is MyrtleDP-Recovery+Support is Elysium or ZimaDPS+Healing is NightmareDPS+Shift is CliffheartHealing+Slow is PodencoShift+Slow is FEaterSupport+Survival is TsukinogiMelee+Crowd-Control is Texas, Kafka or Project RedMelee+Debuff is Waai FuMelee+Slow is FrostleafRanged+Defense is BeeswaxRanged+DP-Recovery is BeanstalkRanged+Nuker is Firewatch or LeonhardtRanged+Survival is JessicaThink that should be all of them.
Breedy
>>564378732AK x Arctic Eggs collab
>>564377502Customize Voices in settings can make you change voices for all operators in the game, even ones that you don't have(I don't want to roll for Nian just to change her cringeass EN voicelines to JP)>>564378331I was too distracted doing the captcha I didn't noticed it okay
>>564378541Catbox it
did they bring down Icebreaker for maintenance to fix the disconnects? there's still 2 days left
mandragora this saturday
>>564378832*There's still 2 days to claim rewards.
>>564378923
I'd pop for Mandy.
>>564378923You've been saying this for 3 years
>can get Yu shifted onto high ground tiles>can't teleport enemies into the high ground tileIt's so over
/akg/ claim to love Mandragora yet completed 9-19 where you beat the shit out of her with pillars. Curious
If we do get Mandragora as an operator, would you prefer the explanation is that she faked her death and Horn buried something she thought was her, that she is somehow resurrected somehow or that she gets some sort of CE/Theresa like copy?
>>564379362It's calles tough love
>>564379362Wrong, I used walter and ignored the pillars completely.
>>564378024>doxing
NEW
>>564379446I still read that as Rita collapsing a lot of rubble on her, not giving her an actual burial
>>564379593>kroos learned from mr. nothing
will the trailer leak again i wonder
>>564379593>strategist moduleKek. Lmao, even.
>>564379718you could say that she learned nothing
This would suck so much
>>564379593This one is fake, we just got the real one last thread
>>564379593Who the fuck is Empty Structure
>>564379763The definitely "got to know more about each other"
>>564379718Kroos is closure. >>564379738?That's the most believable part of the post. Strategist module is the last one with a 6* left. It's obviously coming for Anni.
>>564379593>yeah I don't know the special modules>yeah I don't know the welfare but somehow the 5* and 1*>yeah I know the specific outfit series that are getting released Sure bud
>>564379593Kroos being the 2nd 2nd alt in the game is what feels the least believable here, unless that is someone
Merchant Closure is going to completely negate the downside of Merchant (ie DP drain). I can feel it
>>564379958She'll be draining other things
>>564379593Why does MTL keeps mistranslating Closure to Kroos anyway?
>>564379871>MTL thinks that Closure and Kroos are the same personWhat does it know that we don't ?
It's gonna be so funny when the stream comes and it's fish anni with Skadi alt
Thank you Gnosis
>>564379958she asks you to pay 5 bucks each time you field her
>>564379817Took a look at it, the modules seem bullshit. Texas being the only module for an older 6* is wrong, they'll do like two or three, especially considering its an anniversary batch.
>>564380056I keep forgetting to do theseBricked
>>564380115It's not daily so whatever
>>564380020Because it's pronounced like Kr-oos-e-ah
>shipposting in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six
>he thinks there will be fishtent next year
>he thinks there will be a next year
aegir sushi
>he thinks
Fishtent NoHorsetent Yes
>he thinks therefore he is
Can't wait for anni
This evil creature will be your pillow, but once it is time to wake up and go to work she will attempt to tempt you into staying in bed with her. She is extremely dangerous.
>>564379864Krooos sexKroos sleep sexKroos awake sexKroos lazy sexKroos active sex (in heat)Kroos sex in general
>>564380268Amiya somehow fell in love with Ulpipi on my Tomodachi island.
>He wants to have sex with a bunny he's never looked in the eyesWhat drives Kroosfags to be like this
>>564380738>S*rkaz and a f*shDisgusting
>>564380601To thick, I need slim pillows
>>564380268Idk what you mean, it's never been easier to shippost in Arknights than current year
>>564380751Look you can't really blame me for staring at her tits all the time
>can’t play co-op due to bug>can’t go back and do the boat stages to unlock the final enemy entry>go to sleep>the issue has now been fixed>event concludedI had to stare at my screen for a minute there wondering what HG meant by this but whatever.
>>564380268Nothing wrong with shipposting
>>564381093you had weeks....
>>564380328There will be fishtent THIS year
>>564379718Kroos will get a non welfare 5* alt on CNY banner where Mr. Nothing alt will be the standard 6*
The minigame is actually fun this time around
>>564381310>22/12Not bad, could be better
>>564381310>this one is a one and done thing>the ato one needed you to play is a hundred times from your daily tries
>>564381226BwahahahahahahahahaDuly noted
>>564381310I think it’s kinda garbage. I’d rather have the pepe gems back over whatever this tried to be.
>>564380856Here is your alternative.
>>564381405>99/100 nobles were impressed with your performance
>>564381754that will give me nightmares
>>564381310Is the new node easier than the previous one? Literally laughed like a maniac when I finally got the spring title.That, or maybe I'm just suck at planning which cards to spend in this minigame.
>>564381405>"I predicted your acceptable performance."You can just fucking say good job, dude.
>>564381882I think they're more generous if you play well, because they have way higher base resource values.The last one is just about running in circles, because it increases the value every lap. Two before that were the ones where you get extra cards for every 2 points you get, so you just do the easy ones as quickly as possible to ramp up.
>>564381915God I wish I could be as cool as he is (pun unintended)
>>564381638More plushes for Blem.
>https://x.com/DoSukebe_ISLAND/status/2046921970563080356>https://x.com/yamorinano/status/2046927852004864212
>>564381997I'll be real, ice arts would probably be one of my first picks.
>>564382004The things I'd do to that Zofia plushie...
>>564381405>14/10>eh not bad ive seen worse
>>564382116ice cream vendors in laterano......
>>564382082
>>564381638
>>564382141>recreating that Sakiko pic with ZofiaWhat would her reaction be?
>>564382180
>>564382254Probably similar to this
>>564382180>file deletedA bloodied black armor hole is too much gore for a blue board?
>>564382313
>>564382093Before you post brown operators, add a warning.
>>564382394color the blood white and mods would have been fine with it
>>564382093Very nice, Carne sexo
>>564382590the fuck is zozotown
>>564382590>Shopping mall companyHYPE?
>>564382590That's RI reserve op outfit(or just the hoodie?) and what is the right one supposed to be?
>>564382621
>>564382712Bathrobe
What if Lemuen was pregnant with Doctor's child haha...
>>564381796Can I at least get Queen Brahne snusnu>>564379793What did that image say haimao's google searches were again? R6 matches, Mon Hun Iceborne and a XIV Savage raid?
What if Doctor was pregnant with Weedy's child haha...
What the hell is Bagpipe doing
>>564382654>shopping mall fight scene kino
>>564381982I want to stuff her in a locker.
>>564382743>>564382621I have it on good authority that this woman was made for slavery
>>564382756What if Lemuel was infertile but Lemuen was willing to be a surrogate for her and Doctor starting a family.
>>564382621This but with her sister
>>564382875
>>564382805AIIIEEE
What if Doctor impregnated Theresa and still went ahead with her death?
What if Doctor was infertile but Lemuel was willing to be a surrogate for him and Leumen starting a family
>>564382805Scaring Typhon it seems. It also looks like Tenzin is sitting in Mon3tr's lap.
I miss Zhang
Locking myself with Weedy in a locker and opening it until one of us is pregnant
>>564383084Zhuang is voiced by Zhang
>>564383084Miss? He literally leaked anni ops already
>>564383081Love sandy caster gote sisters
>>564373528I just started the event as a newfag
>>564383156Lmao, what if we just insert Eosfield into an unrelated post? Wouldn’t that be hilarious and interesting? hahahahaha. God, you’re so lame, hoyopig.
>>564382959nice
Sex with LemuenSo much sex with Lemuenbefore she becomes infertile
Got Swire the Elegant Wit with my free roll for today, did i win?
>>564383385You won a brick, nyes
>>564383267Take your meds. I'm genuinely concerned you might honestly end yourself when they announce the collab this weekend if that's how you react to a tiny joke.
>>564383385My condolences
This karlan trade mini-game is pure RNG bullshit ASS.
>>564373528
>>564383472You’re telling me to take my meds while you bring up completely unrelated shit and think it’s funny or that anyone cares? And the collab is, again, low effort slop, so I’ll just laugh at it, like everything about that shitstain of a game that’s gonna EOS in a year or two. Why are you here anyway? Go clean up sewages in your game.
>>564383510I've never failed a run.
>>564383385She's pretty alright.Something of a Swiss army knife. Can't be killed if you have enough DP(increases on each use), can heal, push(barrage of 1 force), slow with traps(automatically placed in a cross), even reduce ally redeploy time in IS.
>>564383510>RNG>When it's just about knowing how numbers add upI fear the day they give us a minigame involving slightly advanced math because of how lost some of you would be
>>564383675Oh you really do need meds afterall.
>>564383675Based
>>564383675How many t
>>564376975Tabhead just posted
Closure is in the mood.
I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna.... mania.........
>>564383385Give her tons of sex and she won't disappoint
>>564383385w-wyell, you see....
Merchants don’t justify their DP tax with their performance. I seriously hope Closure isn’t a Merchant. Mercenary is sooooo much better executed DP IRS.
>>564384179
>>564381310I've been pleasantly surprised by this whole event, compared to the literal shit cleaning I had to endure in endfield. The music has been wonderful as well.
>>564383452>>564383503>>564383696>>564384189>>564384231Conflicting reports
>>564383727Bro your great gem crafting minigame?That alone sufficed in filtering 95% of akg
>>564384309Only one of those statements is true
>>564384342
>>564384243Don't worry, Closure will be a merchant that somehow is not DP negative
Asked for more RA & Pepe content in the questionniare. I'm positive the AI-jeet scanning over keywords will pass it on to Lowlight for me.
Mania... mania'd...
>>564384530Grats cheetbro
should I use my resources on 3-4 stars if they max potential
>>564384660Yup.
>>564384660Nyet
I missed the skin. I was planning to finish the event at the last minute, but I fell asleep after 1 map because i was tired
>>5643846603s are so cheap you may as well for the good ones (Kroos, Steward, the medics, Spot, Cardigan, Midnight, Fang, Orchid).For 4s it depends on the unit. It'd be faster if you just dropped who you got so we can judge.
>>564382712>>564382645>https://x.com/zozojp/status/2046790138999783471Clothes brand. Amiya jacket seems fine, W's one is nice. The Talulah coat seems bad, the Reunion logo is just tacked on lazily.
>>564384728It's okay my sweet baby, it'll come back. Don't worry sweetheart.
>>564384660you need most of your 3* built for IS4* are more plentiful and you only really need some of the better ones
>>564384814Nuh uh, I'm bricked for all eternity
>>564384660sure. some 4 stars are really useful.
>>564383837SEX
>>564384728You had 3 weeks.
>>564382756lemuen's leg locking game is the weakest in all of rhodes island so if that happens it's because the doc wanted it
Do i get mudrock for her cute skin (But never use her).Or do i get Eunected for RA...Or get neither as they both suck.
>>564383084
>>564385040
>>564383675>EOS in a year or twoI'm really amused by how this goalpost keeps moving. Even the doomers are admitting the game will last longer than they thought.
>>564385040Lazybros walk a tight line
You want an ass minigame? Look no further than whatever the fuck Ato had
>>564385251If GFL2 can survive, shartfield can too. But you are gonna pray for EoS yourself very soon.
>>564385194Blaze
What does starfield have to do with AK
>>564385194blaze and mountain will always be good BUT zumama is worth picking because shes zumama
>>564385319Ato was more than a minigame.It was a real life lesson.>poorfag walks in>optimal thing to do is not care, they're not worth wasting your time>someone with money walks in>try to maximize how much you can get from themHonestly it might be better than the rest of the game.
but i propelled this village into the first world...
Gugugaga
>>564385629Did you miss the part where he's a snob
>>564385474I mean, if the game really starts to suck, I'll just quit and be no worse off for it.
>>564385194Dog is always an option
>>564385629Hey, Gnosis saying you had a reasonable result is the closest he's going to get to a compliment
>>564385510Hmm… nyes
>>564385629Time to fuck Monch.
Operators who prefer being raped to normal sex?
>>564386121
>>564386121W
>>564386121Wisadel
>>564386121wuh
>>56438612150SCIW
There is actually better dialogue if you get a high enough score.
now THIS is appreciatio
>>564386325fat FUCK
I guess /akg/ just really likes Wisadel
>>564386310>THE SPRING WILL BEbe what bro
>a few guys having the same opinion>"all of /akg/ shares this opinion"
I still don't understand what triggers a combo in the minigame
>>564386054
Hey.. will you miss me if i gone
Doesn't that mean trying to have normal sex with W is like rape to her?
>>564386121Far more important question;Which operator will "train" you into wanting to be raped over normal sex
>>564386468ascending numbers
>>564386468I'm afraid you need kindergarten level math to understand how combo works
>>564386413vermeil's artist drew this
>>564386468Are you able to count?
>>564385629All according to expectations. Industrial progress is inevitable judging by these calculations whereas any deviation in results is likely due to the opinionated bias of the inexperienced. It’s only natural that you should have computed this equation and verified the results.
>>564386389How does her preferring rape from burly dark Sarkaz mean we like her?
>>564386672Very sad glimpse into your mind
>>564386570
>>564386648What?
Rapekaz
>>564386672Actually she prefers to be raped by a rutting Amiya.
>>564386771Why is she like this
>>564386771ExplainWho is thisWhy is she trying to extract Doctor's precious seed
Eleven
>>564386771Is she fucking hanging to the left?
>>564386468I skipped the tutorial, I never figured out how combos work, and every time I did get a combo it was for a resource I had just maxed. I assumed it was random because some anon said so.
>>564386881No, I don't see urine running down her legs.
Hubby..>>564386849New bait for pedo
Does Caster get a kick out of being cruel and oppressive? Why is she trying to ruin Kjerag?
>>564386849your motherdaughterwife
Finally /akg/ left Sakiko alone and realized she's a good girl who deserves smoochies and missionary sex with consent.
>>564386506Getting handsy with my best friend...
What are these, uhh… weird shaped candles used for?
Tis ordained by cosmic law that there can't be a good Priestess post
>>564386592I always get shit like 1 1 3 3 5 or something so I never noticed that was the case
>>564387034the joke is SEX
>Wherever I go, I must also rapeOperators for this feel?
>>564387015The question asked who prefers rape. Sakiko hates it, which is the entire delicious point of raping her.
>>564387034>Has a little slave shota for sex.Maybe Lemuel is the right choice for Doctor, huh?
/akg/ is singlehandedly making me cringe at the mention of rape
>>564387437Good, rape is bad
>>564387437Bad, rape is good
>>564387031
Is Wisadel still part of the BIG4 or has she been powercreepted
>>564387437Rape, bad is good
>>564387437I want to be rape
>>564387571Big 4?The CN big 3 is Tragodia, Silverash2, Wang.
>>564386849Her name's Ukusik
>>564387437Rape, good is bad
>>564387637You want to embody the concept of rape on a cosmological level?
>>564387563
>>56438684911 years old birb
>>564387719I want hubby wubby to beat me and force sex on me
>>564386941Bro... your pattern recognition skills...
>>564387736
>>564387437Is rape good? Bad?
>>564387850Lots of people lack pattern recognition skills(instincts) here. Why do we have so many failed humans... I'm starting to believe in seaborn conspiracy theory.
>be newfag >everyone tells me to play the event >fourth map already wants me to have elite team on 20 lvlnani the fuck
>>564387850I don't think I got 5 combos across the entire event. I'd nearly always use the smallest number (needed for the appropriate node) to advance and the largest to gather. Still beat every level on the first try.
My soulmate...
>>564388130level suggestions are a scam, especially in this event where the map just solves itself if you press the avalanche button
>>564388130it's not a hard requirement just, a recommendation you can ignore.
>>564388130Suggested levels are a memeAlso I think most event maps can be beaten by abusing the event mechanic only for this one
>>564386941Have you thoughtbof perhaps aiming for the ressources you needed?
>>564388129On the Internet, nobody knows you Arise Among The Colony
>>564388130you only need to borrow 1 operator
>>564386941This anon uses vishdale
>>564388012>>564388364Blaze press
I DEFINITELY would hate becoming SakikoI DON'T want to get raped everyday and endure it without telling anyone else
>>564388130Rot your brain with borrowing modern shit like Pram2 lmao
>>564388542I love that gif so much
>>564388541
>>564388664>brainrot operatorWe call them QoL here.
>>564381104
>It's Fap To Blaze Hour
I only need 5 minutes
7 minutes is all I can spare
>>564388130Call down the wrath of god(Avalanche) while your chudlings bravely hold the line(Objective: Survive)
>just borrow wangshadel brothis is how you make newfags quit out of boredom
>>564388834>>564389039I love my best friend
I don't need to borrow my greatest ally when i have one
>>564389280if they don't realize theres more to the game than wisadel/pram2/wang cheese then they were already fucked and gonna quit desu
>>564389301
>>564389280Judging by the average team of the lvl 120 in coop, there's actually a good chance they stay
>>564388364Drunken sex with the strongest elite operator.
>>564389482
operators you sometimes forget are in the game
Lapp/GG is more braindead than Wuh/Wang but /akg/ isn't ready for this conversation
>>564389257>bioengineer>betrays his company>creates self-spreading, never-ending diseaseIs Wesker Doctor?
>>564389280A brute force cudgel is actually good for retaining fresh blood
>>564389710bibeak
>Kill your brain with dumb big AOE blast
>>564389280What actually causes quitting is when they initially try to play without broken units, and later find they trivialize all the challenges they were struggling with. This then leads them to conclude the entire game is likewise trivialized, and quit.The reality is just starting with Wuh or something until they finally run into content she can't solve most likely has higher newpipi retention.
>>564389710half of the 5* guards, like that crab one i already forgot the name of despite her getting multiple threads a few weeks ago
>>564389864High level newpipi psychological analysis
>>564389650Hot…
>>564389854The strongest...
Have you considered SA2 lets me deploy Ops in a timely manner, while still retaining the challenge of having to position them properly
>>564389280HG clearly don't care so why should I?
>>564390673CEbun spotted
Have you considered Ines lets me deploy Ops in a timely manner, while still retaining the challenge of having to position them properly
Notice how aside from Swire, /akg/ never collectively lust for Feline with stable incomes. It's always soldiers, spies (who could die at any moment) or unemployed catgirls
Have you considered Ines lets me deploy Ops in a timely manner while also sending blood from my brain into body parts where it can have more fun
>>564390589a vanguard lets you deploy your operators faster? Unbelievable! whats next? casters do arts damage??
>>564390796I don't remember summoning a Mimic tear
>>564389280Well newfags sometimes still struggle with Wis'adel, they made a better Wis'adel to fix that. You can bring both too!
Shu peroperopero
>>564390926Wrong. Shu is a Sui
>>564390861He does more than generate DP you know, so much more
>>564390926
>>564390796Ines is actually sovl because she doesn't solo Patriot, this is common knowledge
>Start event>Kjerag Kjerag Kjerag>Kjerag be praisedOh, it's the Orthodox church, this will be a ride
Have you considered Muelsyse lets me deploy Ops in a timely manner, while simultaneously laneholding with her clone and still retaining the challenge of having to position them properly, all of that while looking very cute?
I love this minigame
>>564391112No amount of weakness could make Ines sovl
Have you considered that mmHMM!? A-anon!? N-n-no were both boys! HHHNNGGHH! MMMMHHHMM!!!!
>>564391158Counterpoint, she's an elf. Nothing can make up for that.
>>564391112I have no counterargument to this statement
>>564391158>Have you considered MuelsyseConsidered and vetoed
>>564391325I have considered. Call me the considerer.Now! Observe.
Have you considered Sakiko lets me rape her in a timely manner, while still retaining the challenge of having to position her properly?
THE SPRING WILL BE WHAT??
You people are locusts
The spring will be
Damage report?
>>564391325Reminder that duck tape can easily be torn by applying the correct torsion on it
>>564389280I have no say in the quitting part, but I do worry about their gameplay skill.
poking Blaze's springy butt
>>564390137Holyy peg me
>>564391564>need to roll for the character and then for the weapon to make the character useableGame is damaged beyond repair
>>564383165sandy (gote) cheeks...
Which feline would rub her chin all over me whenever she catches me talking to another woman?
>>564391692Hoyoslop and Kuroslop does that and they're fine
>>564391590>gameplay skillHave you seen the kind of stuff people posted randoms were doing this icebreaker. Even 120s play can and will play barely better than a new player.
>>564391692>get lucky with character>still have to roll anyway to get weapon rolls>pots are useless too lmao>no pity carry over tooThis is the most dogshit modern gacha system i've ever seen, ngl. I'm glad AK isn't tainted by weapons
>>564391564your brain is damaged to think anyone cares about your dead game
>>564391838120s having full squads of maxed out meta units tends to give them brain damage, the same kind that new players get from learning to play using wisadel
>>564391829Fine is a relative term
>>564391846>>get lucky with character>>still have to roll anyway to get weapon rollsmidwit take
>>564389710
>>564392081You are not getting paid
starting to question if I should roll prammy still even though I already got her bro
>>564392037I'm no loyalist of their but come on anon, don't be dumb out of dislike for them
Look at this creature.
Endfield won, Endfield is winning, and Endfield will keep winning while you cope and seethe
>>564391838>sleepy tile stage with some lvl 120 dude>ping the 2 tiles the guy can deploy on>he puts his lapp2 on a sleep highground tile>ping the tile in front of his box again>he deploys sakiko randomly on a sleep tile on the path>diesCan't make this shit up manI'm glad most stages were super easy to soloReally wish we'd had more ping options to communicate
>>564391564Endfield committed the cardinal gacha sin of not giving me any compelling reason to roll for characters. They're bland, gacha stingy, and gameplay too easy without.
>>564392347cute creatures
>my shitty kusogamba is slightly less worse than your shitty kusogambab-based...we won....
>>564392123That is my wife.
>>564389280New fag always quit because game boring and they want 3d like endfield
>saaaars, endfield! please discoos>saar, eosfield le bad actuallyThe joke is that the same poo in the loo is posting both
>>564392553LOSE WEIGHT
Bonsaige status
>>564392582saar...
>>564392586>>564378193
>>564392504My favorite shitty kusogambas are all dead and ak is the only one left
>>564392586We are not the same. Look above you.Playing "akshually both sides are le bad" doesn't make you smart, honestly.
>>564392582>newfags quit because [stupid excuses]yikes sis, this is why we are doomed and things will never get any better
>>564392586>>564392634Why racist and always blame south asian cutie
>>564392620
>>564392716>doesn't make you sma—unintelligent take Tbh
I've made first contact with the Victorians and Columbians via the event, holy fucking PERFORMATIVE bitches
>another event where the mechanic does all the work for me
>>564392586>Leave those poor shitposters alone!
>>564373036>Happy birthday to HoedererWhat a weird name for a character.Profession: Derers hoes for a living
>get saintesswife>get leekwifeI won. Bigly.
Why is Leto so lewdly dressed?
>>564392716You got him to immediately pivot to the w image lmao
>>564392959Sarkaz names are all retarded. But at least it's cultural or some shit. Imagine having your entire squad codenames based on musical instruments.
I haven't touched the event because I'm not interested in a shitty male-centric faction like Kjerag and I'm too busy playing Endfield.
>>564393112That sounds like the dumbest shit ever
>Supposedly a flying medicWhat kit will make her interesting? I hope she doesn't get a creatively bankrupt "lmao I permanently fly with big number heal" skill
>>564393112>Imagine having your entire squad codenames based on musical instruments.Sounds great!
>>564393241lmao I permanently fly with big number heal and true damage and reveal invis and global slow and buff and
is it worth doing 40 more rolls for NTR when she's the only anni operator I don't have?
>>564393287Imagine having your entire squad dress and act like whores.
>>564393071ikr??
>>564393241>"lmao I permanently fly with big number heal" skillOk, we'll make her kit " "lmao I permanently fly with big number true damage" skill
>>564392905comprehensionbro...
>>564393327Only reason would be to collectorfag
>>564393241She's likely going to do dps too, but I don't see the problem? Why wouldn't you want a comfy tier 0? It's one of the reasons SAs tiresome to use compared to Pram afk and Wang free bombings. They aren't about to make the Anni 6 star suddenly a sweat. Those are meant to make your life easier
>>564393327She's not meta but if you want to complete the set then might as well. There's a few more days of free rolls where she might spook you too.
>>564393327
>>564393418mostly just the autism of not having the horse collection complete
How is Kal'tsit supposed to do damage if she doesn't have Mon3tr with her anymore
>>564393327its the only thing they can do to make the subclass useful, and it's a modern limited 6* if you weren't expecting large numbers you're a retard
>>564393504Read Chapter 17 to find out!
>>564393241>I hope she doesn't get a creatively bankrupt "lmao I permanently fly with big number heal" skill
>>564393504we'll just rebuild her better than the original
>>564393425>Salt is "a sweat"I cant stand afkfags
>>564393112>Imagine symbolism and naming schemes that fiction has practiced since forever
>>564393241wtf dude you can't just spoil her S2 here. Whats next? Going to spoil her S3 that expands her range (likely globally) and does numbers making combat based ops look like jobbers?!
>>564393327She's mostly fallen off but her s2 is a decent ability just to have something extra to throw around in meme content if you aren't using all your squad slots for something else.
>>564393504She gets a new spine she calls 'M3'. You heard it here first.
>>564393425I want you to kill yourself.
>>564393684is the king of the sarkaz being named The Sissy some kind of symbolism?
>salter>sweatthe wangsadel mind
>>564393241Insane that I can read "medic with permanent invincibility and high healing" and it's not even something that would surprise by now.
>>564393801isn't wang manual too?
>>564393684I think naming your entire group after wind instruments blows
>watchman and merchantBig skippable if true
>no talulah in leaks>literally in ursus and we’re still not getting herWhat are they even waiting for
I really don’t want Kal to be a medic again, but honestly, she’s the head of the medical department and so heavily associated with that class that I don’t see HG making her anything else
>>564393643>Deploy Ulpipi>CLICK CLICK CLICK GOTTA ACTIVATE SKILL RIGHT NOW>Ahhh gotta get that dp down so my arbitrary little icon is to the right of what I want>Ohh gotta switch dp costs so I can deploy this fast instead of just giving +50 dpvs>Pramwife s2>Deploy>Perks for the whole run>Wang>Put down mine>Kill everything>Walter>Activate S3>Kill everything>Zima>Activate s3>Kill everything, or Afk with s2Yeah, sweat. Have to do all that work and you don't even come out ahead
Kal shit should stay die
>>564393970Idk man maybe give her a chainsaw. And tie a chainaxe to her tail
>>564393801IS THAT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T INSTAKILL THE SCREEN OR GO AFK? SAVE ME [Ignores up to 30 RES]
>he wouldn't spend just 40 more rolls to have a beautiful glorious golden knight wifefree deploy skill and good combo with SilverAsh alter too, not to mention probably will be helpful in RA
>>564393821It was brewing for a while but after Haruka I kinda gave up having expectations when it comes to 6 stars. Her kit really showed where we are now, and we're only going deeper
>>564394052Wang doesn't belong there, using him is a chore and boring one
>>564394052>sweat is when I have to thinkGrim
>>564394052>have to do all that work of deploying an op and activating their skillAnyways *flings and wins*
>>564394289Didi is so dense...
>>564394289AIIEE WATCH OUT ULPIPI THERE'S ONE BEHIND YOU OH NO HE CAN'T HEAR US HE'S GOT WATER IN HIS EARS
>>564394289>Ulpipi was powercrept by a fucking bearCruel
>>564394052So Silveranus combo is only for high effort tacticians and soul? I always knew it in my heart.
>>564394052ulpipi + salt combo is more of a meme than anything. s1 works as an auto flag skill if you're lazy as shit and s2 only needs a handful of clicks in normal gameplay
>>564394394Of course the chessmaster op is for the thinking man
Masc Ch'en or Fem Ch'en?
>>564394394Yep you're soul like the 4 star only and 5 star only players who don't want comfy consistent clears
Finding the most optimal solutions is smart. Purposefully handicapping yourself by using bad operators is dumb and illogical, it serves no purpose. You don't deserve my respect, you are a fucking larper.
>>564394367>believing in earthshakers over crushers in the year of our lord 2026
>>564394485Masc chen forced to dress like Fem chen
>>564394052>use Mumu's water clone skill>everything is now to the left of the Eye of the Blizzard and gets S2 effectlmao
>>564394289What is love...
>>564394485Dressing masc ch'en in fem clothes!
>>564394593>use MumuNO
>>564394485>masc is when she has any amount of muscle
>>564394508Yes, I want to fuck myself in the ass with a cactus. How did you know?
>>564394509Is larper the new zoomer buzzword you just throw around as insult at anything?
>>564394508Hot take, 4* clears aren't even that hard until like ex boss stages now because they've given them so many good sources of ranged damage.
>>564394710it's the new word for "poser"
>>564394710>new zoomer buzzwordGo back, tourist.
>>564394485Both? Both
Mumu already made my auto comfy years back
>>564394775does anybody born before 2010 actually use it that way tho?
>>564394716The 4* is not truly over until they get a good dedicated debuffer. Meteor ain't it
Masc Amiya
>>564394570Always a good option
>>564395041Who is this limbab?
>>564393616Why is Guile a cyborg?
>>564395041Pegs zuo le
>>564395041That's just Amiyo
SilverAsh and Pramanix story makes me so sad. I have a great relationship with my sisters and I can't imagine what I would do in his place.
My solesmate
>>564394956Larping and larper have been used like this for over a decade. Where have you been?
>master strategist and chess grandmaster>kit: schwing schwing, anus unleashed>master strategist and go grandmaster>kit: When a linked Weiqi Stone is activated, all other stones it is linked on a straight line will deal 13% increased damage ignore 12 RES, stacking up to 3 times>jailbird and legitimately retarded>kit: actual contender for max risk CCWhat could HG mean by this
>>564395158Pram just needs to stop bitching, Cliffheart loves her brother
>>564395158Stop being an asshole maybe? Every issue he has with them is by his own hand
Masc anonpipi...
>>564395041Made for FemDokutah
why doesn’t enciodes just rape caster? is he retarded?
>>564395229Mostly here and the first time I've see that was a month ago or so
>>564394509>he needs the most easiest and sovlless to use operators to feel smart and looks down on others finding more clever ways with common units to clear stages that he himself will never be capable to think up.
>>564395285>Stop being an asshole maybe?i'd rather die
>>564395158>I have a great relationship with my sisters and I can't imagine what I would do in his place.Probably not sell her out to begin with
>>564395368She's too ugly
>>564395158Don’t be a worthless faggot that uses them for political gain?
Doctor RAPE RAPE RAPE
Yeah we are all assholes. That's what it means to be deuterostomes after starting life as a blastula.
Maria what the fuck are you talking about?
>Look at you all. Destroyed half the world, but you never figured out how to beat me!
>>564395817You just wanted an excuse to use these words didn't you
>>564395384Assuming you aren't bullshitting that's like seeing a unicorn.
>>564395880Why ruin Reze like this
*runs by*
>>564396060Fix Victoria already you jobber!
>>564395880But i did
>>564396060its that asshole from act 2 GET HER
>>564396060CLOVISIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHOVE YOUR HORN UP MY ASSSSSS
>>564396060I wish for you to make Siege interesting
How much money have you spent on this game, bwos?I've spent about 860 so far.
>>564395796When the rapist becomes the rapee
>>564396304Sorry I can’t do impossible wishes
>rape/bag/ is two blocks down
>>564396180>? ?
...
>>564396304Wish granted. Now Siege's real name is Interesting Victoria.
When is the apothecary diaries collab
Tks bro
Siege is more interesting than W
I like prammy wammy's new outfit
>>564396308About $200 over 3 years90% of those are just monthlies. I regret buying packs as a newfag so without them it would only be about $150
I like prammy's soft wammys
>>564396663That's really not saying much
I THINK PRAMS NEW OUTFIT SUCKS
>>564393241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd9t7FzUzZ0Speaki...
>>564396663it's a low bar but we cleared it
>>564396843Is this the newest forced meme?
>>564396834I don't think her outfit is too bad, but it's a shame she no longer faceplants on deployment.
>>564396834Futurebro... whats the oufit like
Kal'tsit will be butt naked in the sarcophagus when we revive her.
>>564396180My developed senses tell me those pillars next to bed are used for bondage.
>>564396663It's true, but at what cost.
>>564397094
>>564397084This femdoc is more horny than an average /akg/ poster, you guys fell off
>>564391564Looks like shit desu
>>564396967>forced memeIt's not that bad compared to the fat fucks spam
>>564396967Yes. Marketing disguised as a totally organic meme. Well the initial drawing was probably natural but then the company noticed that it went viral and got involved. Wouldnt be the first or the last time that happened.
>>564396450Brother I could get you a vintage /akg/ post from before /bag/ was ever made
>>564396308~5 monthlies (funded by google rewards) and 1 rape tix. So about the price of a real game.
Hello the Doctor from my past. Have my prayers finally been answered? Are you real or are you just another illusion that vile Witch conjured up to distract me? It matters not I suppose. I can see you just tucked my younger self to bed after reading her a bedtime story. How strange that I am unable to recall the contents of that story, yet I am still able to remember the warm tone of your voice as if it were only yesterday. Though that doesn't mean much since time here has a different meaning. I'm getting off track here the connection is weak and my time is limited. I don't have any time to explain why but I need you to just trust me and do exactly what I say. If you truly wish to save this world... no... You can't save the world. However you can save your beloved Amiya. To prevent her from walking my path you must teach her the value of life and the miracle of its creation. I'm asking you to impregnate her, like using your sperm to fertilize her bunny eggs. You need to go to her room right now, climb on top of her and start fucking her until you shoot your steamy load deep inside of her. Don't stop for anything if she cries or shouts just cover her mouth, pin her down and keep on fucking her without giving her a chance fo resist you. She will be surprised but will meekly give in to you after a while. The leader of Rhodes Island reduced to a defenceless bitch in heat bring her hips to welcome your thrusts. You see I... or I mean Amiya always had this kind of fantasies that involves the Doctor so she will likely not mind you doing this to her. She might give you the cold shoulder for a while after this but she will not tell anyone what you did so all you have to do is visit her at night and rape her a few more times to have her fall to pleasure and bring up her mood. I'm counting on you the Doctor of the past. It was nice seeing you again after so long even if you might just be an illusion. It's really cold here. Hah.
>>564397408
>>564397408I'm not reading that bro, happy for you or kill yourself whatever applies.
>>564397408Please slap my balls mistress Miya. Nay, Goddess Miya.
>>564396308Last I counted, it's around 2 grands. It's spread over 6 years, it ain't that bad in practice
What is Kal'tsit yapping about this time...
>>564397408tl;dr: breed Amiya and save Terra
can Nearl beat Degenbrecher?
>>564397623This is the economic reality why more millenials aren't homeowners by the way
>>564397724Nah, Deg isnt infected
>>564397724Both of them can beat the shit out of Skadi that's for sure
It's too early in the morning for this...
>>564397963It's 5 PM
>>564398073Say hi to the victorian kots for me
>>564398073for eurobros it is, suns just rising for ameritards.
>>564398194What a terrible reminder....
>>564398073Same bruv.
>>564398194Isn't it like noon in burgerland?
>>564398296Maybe we'll finally have some good threads, instead of endless cycles of cucks of dweebs in CN/SEA/Euro hours. The last few months have really been eye opening.
>>564398440its a wide place
>>564398485Dont blame euros for SEA posts
>>564398485Don't blame SEA for Euro posts
>>564397907Indeed, they would have to team up to beat Skadi.
>>564398682I meant individually
>>564398702>>564398702>>564398702
>>564398767Thats not very believable then
>>564396663Bar is in hell bro