Previous: >>564388115>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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RAPE THREAD
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How come nobody has made Mambo aces, is she that bad?
Why did they give a bikini to the least sexy uma ? Scarlet was right there
>Thread starts with shit SA memes>Thread started with some majohn whatever the fuck stuff>Starts with pedophilia>>564416941It's over bro
/uma/ is vanilla coreknow your place, rapefags
Digitan LOVE
*makes you lose brain cells*
Ugh, Men.
>>564416961>getting raped by Nishino in a flower bedIf this is what heaven is, I need to be a better person from now on...
>>564417060what happened to his arm?
imagine Nishino if she had Creek's personality
>>564417039>Starts with pedophiliawhat?
>>564417008who tf needs a recovery in this economy
>>5644168983/4
Tik tok fags.If you have a Taurus plat and a Libra plat, this is your last step to become a triple crown trainer.
where jig
>>564417117>casually turn around>"Ah, Torena-san">"Fuck!"
>>564417148armpit happened
>>564417117nightmare blunt rotation
Good evening /uma/ I shaved my pubes today
Release the remaining gyarus already, so I can make them all my best aces,
>>564417265OP has Rickey in it
>>564416827Fuck off to umajp
>>564417502
>>564416898>still 3/4It's over
Finally my very first SS+.... All it took was triple speed rainbows appearing three times and got my speed to 1k before senior summer, even with this anons could consider to call a whale deck. I probably just suck at this
Opera Ma~re
>>564417687Just add a bot or play sanma, gwo.
Any cuties around?
>>564417502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFV1KDRgIp0
>>564417758nah 4/4 just happened
>>564417743Jealous girls are so silly and childish god>>564417824Jesus lmao
>>564417632GIWTWM
>>564417701Wish I had 4 fully uncapped SSR's...Nice to see even whales use that Fuku card, its the only one I ever borrow
https://jiggie.fun/EGE5OEhttps://jiggie.fun/EGE5OEhttps://jiggie.fun/EGE5OE
>>564417701>MLB Kita, MLB FM, MLB Fuku, MLB Pasa>and it took him this long to get an SS+
My Chiyonotes...
YOOOOOOOOSH
You guys are fucking retarded... YOU RUINED MY TRANYNOTES!
How would you change El to make people take her seriously?
I will now roll for your uma.
>>564418287I would make her a mother of 3.
>>564417502If I somehow luck into Fujin by the time GFE Jordan releases I'll run this squad for a CM
MY GOD GRASS WONDER FROM THE OUTSIDEWITH THE STEEL CHAIR
>>564418287Add groundwork to her kit.
bwos he's so cool...sweet too
>>564418287if cygames don't care imagine us
>>564418428
>>564418287Remove mask, or replace mask with nicer-looking mask (the Kukulkan one is pretty good)Replace voice actress with one who doesn't have to strain so hard to hit those high pitches
>>564418324and anons think umas can train themselves...
>>564417701I got several UG with 3LB Pasa and no Fuku
>>564418169the trannynotes...
>>564418383
>>564418079>>564418684I still don't know the secret into getting the 4th stat to reach 800+... I could get speed+power+wit to cap consistently whatever but getting that 4th stat stam/guts to 800+ is a matter of just getting luckshit with scrolls in the shop to me
>>564418287There isn't anything wrong with her. Shes not an underdog. She's very good at what she does. Has a good incredible track record. Horse racing is about rooting for the loser or the undefeated. Not the one whos in the middle of the road. I image people will start caring more about pasa once we get to France in the career.
Which avatarfag does /uma/ like the most?
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡BUENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>564418818KON KON!?>>564418802The agnes one.
I want to slap Spe
>>564418802None
>>564418818
>>564418802I unironically find chiyobro funny
>>564418818me.
>>564418802Anyone that isn't a retarded jpnigger larper so ntrfag and Stegofag can go burn in hell. Neither of them play the game
>>564418802Me
>>564419072d-d-don't make me blush...
>>564418802does the dahby demon count
You guys were right, Rice is sex
>>564418802Me and >>564419128
imagine if you willwere-uma
>>564419190Narita Brian
>>564419190But when-uma?
>>564416827Dirt umas are the cutest!
>>564418802Me and every avatarfag who does gay ERP with me.
>>564418802does the anti-jp schizo count?>no cuz he isn't avatarfagginghe kinda is, as his posting style is extremely samey and easy to tell apart, he might as well be an avatarfag, that's how strong he is.
>>564419271
tell me your best puns.
MOMMY
>>564418802ntrfag is my favorite he is the only one who plays the game and actively talks about it
Quite discussion topics in this thread.
Is Tachyon the biggest welcoming carpet to tourists?
>>564418802Does my penis count as an avatar
>>5644196723D girls don't turn me on anymore
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564419672RAPE
why are people so obsessed with the idea that Oguri has big feet
Are the cheerleader alts good parents/grandparents?
Deploy Opera Mare
>>564418802My fuarking hero of course
>>564420114Cheer Nature isn't, but Cheer Halo is an actually great parent and makes end closers pretty scary on sprint i believe
>>564420310
Avatarfags, gay ERP and scat posting are the backbone of /uma/.
>>564416898love playing with my umagwos you are so dimly lit
>>564419654aaaaaaaaaaaa punny wife tats
>>564419886The few times I've been asked irl about the game by non-players, they always ask about Gold Ship. Also on social media she seems to be the one with the most memes.
>>564418802the mcqueen wannabe
>>564420606ZRR said this, so it must be true
>>564420606I only come here to see anon cocks
>>564416898I got raped>>564420630I know like 5 hands to play towards and that's it
>>564420690Obviously, because Gold Ship unironically gets the same kind of normies Rick and Morty did because it's so random xd
>>564419942>posts a 3D "girl"
>>564420630Did you tanyao pinfu the fags? I love going tryhard in casual rooms.
>>564420114Neicha isn't, but she will be a meta unit in 2 yearsKingu is a good parent for late and end closer. And I guess you can use her now since she can run any distance and she can inherit Pump+MP
>>564419723This is peak.>>564419672This is the worst.
>>564420528Thank you. I enjoy these images a great deal.
Okay but Stego is really really relaly really really really cute in other people's race wear.
>>564420850Goldship is a genderfluid character I dont know how to explain it but people both like her because she's autistic and also because she's hot but they also like her because she's cute but they also like her because her cock is gigantic and she breeds nonstophttps://files.catbox.moe/j4dllw.jpg
>>564420630I play Mahjong like I play Yu-Gi-OhI hold the dragons
>>564420840Did we get the second daiwa trib yet
>>564420954It takes real effort to ignore that Bourbon fucks rice shower daily in the ass
>>564416898I like when anons get to exactly 0 points hanging from a thread before their death.
>>564417824Beautiful set, shame it isn't an actual playlist
Posting againhttp://poal.me/r6yvj2http://poal.me/r6yvj2http://poal.me/r6yvj2
>>564420941wait why does she become meta in 2 years??? or is this about the new year alt rather than the cheer alt
>/uma/ actually loves avatarfagsthere is no hope for this place
AGGHHHH ALL MY """"ACES"""" ARE SO SHIIIIITTTTYYYYY
>>564421819I find it interesting how Netorase is more popular than the other two alternativesI would have expected Netori to be at the top
>>564422048It's because those guys are unironic cuckolds
>>564420471>>564420941Guess that's a pass from me. I don't love Neicha enough to dump a spark. I might ticket King Halo later down the line since I do like her daughter though.
>>564422118
>groundwork from event>strong Unique>PTO and Slipstream innately>Medium Speed Eater Goldwhy has no one said anything about this character?
>completely bricked because I stopped playing when the Forever Young support card was on rate up
>>564422178She's a wagie
>>564422178She's eh
>>564422178Lame and you're gaslighting
>>564422363You guys have been gassing up Vbobo for having groundwork in her kit and Smaru for having a unique that triggers on uphillsFujin has both so like what, do people not play the game?
Will you sign the paperwork? It's an indefinite marriage contract
>>564422216
>>564422121you will come to love her and regret not pulling her. Oisu
>>564422179SMOOCHING TOKAI'S TEIOS
>>564422178She's ugly.She's a wagie.She's GF coded.I want her. And her unique is speed eater but good, that's nice too.
>>564422487She doesn't even have groundwork innately you gaslighting faggot
>>564422487Oh yeah, the well known meta uma that is Ines Fujin who wasn't even used during that time and never replaced either Bourbon or MaruWeak gaslight for a weak uma
>>564422178ryan's dyke
>>564422178>>564422487>groundwork from eventthe fuck you talking about
>>564422495Why?
>>564422653>She's ugly.Samefaced anime girls, anon. They're all ugly or they're all pretty. Straighten your brain.
>>564422216Isn't it just for dirt umas or am I retarded
>>564422178i will give her some carats
>>564422810She asked.
>>564422178she's only kinda meta in Tokyo medium races where her ult goes off at full strength, good unit but niche useshe'll get a chance in CM13
>>564422905What for?
>>564416827>Umas not in JPCan we get a new thread?
>>564422932>she's only kinda meta in Tokyo medium races where her ult goes off at full strength, good unit but niche usewhy are we talking about maruzensky now
>>564422178shant be playing fr*nts
>>564422178Because I want her all to myself. Also, her banner isn't this week.
>>564422179TEIO LOVE
>>564420114You're gay if you don't pull Stacy Nature
>>564422178She's tokyo racecourse only
>>564422827No, she has 4 gold skills, 2 dirts and 2 neutral which you can pick and choose which you get. Also having her in your deck for the Breeder's Cup scenario is really n ice because she usually sticks around wit and in doing so ranking her up is pretty reliable for the scenario itself but it's hard to explain without completely explaining how the scenario functions. Just know it's very convenient.
>>564423036her ult is even stronger than SMaru's on Tokyo, actually
>>564423009You will get a narita top road thread
Good evening bros
>>564421819>no shrine lady or nun yet out of 500+ responsesCertified homosexual thread
@564423163Oh, it's just the stego spammer. Fuck off.
>>564422495I will and we will raise Dura-chan together
>>564423242This sheep drinks tea
>>564416827Silly dirt goobers! Love 'em!
>>564422179>>564423116these two artists, super cute, very based
>>564423482dirt uma LOVE
>>564423482It’s so cute how Acute spends 9 years with her trainer inside the academy like it’s the most normal thing in the world. With that much time together at that point they should really be considering marriage
>>564423641
>>564423163oh that makes a lot of sense. hopefully I remember all this in 4 years
>>564423853They pretty much act like an old married couple already anyway
>>564423853does she actually? or are you just referencing the horse's irl career
>>564424041she does and it's also a reference
>>564423242Favorite avatarfag ritualposter
>>564423873You're generally going to want to roll on the anni cards anyway (you also get a bunch of free rolls for them anyway) so even if you forget you'll likely end up rolling for them regardless.
>>564423468It's not fucking tea!
38573828CM 13 lobby
Is Grand Live gonna be more fun or are we just doomed
heyenergy drink yumreposting this rice because sex
>>564424157fuark... Transcend, Espo, Pisa, and Marche are already on my must-pulls list, i don't need yet another dirt uma to tempt me. she is very (A)cute tho
>>564423327I love how much she cares for Duramente. I love how Duramente just has to look at her and she can't say no to her. The instincts just completely kick in and there's nothing she can do about it. Duramente's biggest fan.
Fine Motion and FineMoposters owe me sex
>>564421829Cheerleader Neicha, she gets evolved NSMRight now she can't use her card for OYL, but later OYL will get an update and we will have access to Kriss S I'd say she is a future investment like Xoguri was for some, she is paying her debt nowBut cheerleader Neicha is a soul pull at least
>>564421819I'm of the opinion that the writing and delivery matters the most. Even if the art is good but its writing is cookie cutter dogshit, it loses half its appeal. Might as well not have any text at that pointSo what I'm trying to say I guess is you could sell me any fetish with good writing
>>564424441>Duramente's biggest fan.hey that's me
>>564424380it's even worse gigacancer RNG according to every jp vet but at least the rape lasts 20 minutes per run instead of 50
>>564424441>Duramente's biggest fan.But that's me...
I hate whaleoid buhis so much
>>564424441how do we feel about Duramente? I personally liked her in the anime, and I wonder if when she is added in the game will Kitasan career properly add her instead of BRUSCAMANTE
>>564424739rude...
>>564424702>>564424528You cannot beat a mother's love.
>>564424854fathers never get the proper recognition they deserve...
>>564424782Duramente is the cutest autist.
>>564424782>will Kitasan career properly add her instead of BRUSCAMANTElollmao even
>>564424782Dura is so much better in-game, she's the biggest cinnamon rollKitasan's career stays ass sadly
>>564424356Results, the Ayabe zoomed past everyone at the end98654674
>>564425086I know she's from a rich family but that outfit is too sexy
>>564424782
Is this true?
I would like an umawife, please
>>564425223yes
>>564424498But Kris S is in 5-6 months
>>564424782I liked how she looked but only recently went through her character story on youtube and found myself really smitten with her.She's unironically just a sweethearted autist, diligent and motivated but needs an emotional support trainer to calm her nerves and guide her through her flawed perception of the world.Probably my third or fourth favorite JP Uma right now, just behind Dorija and Sirius, I'm not sure if I like her or Aruvu more though.
>>564423853>>564423992>>564424157
>>564425541wife coded
>>564425223yeah>t. idiot
>>564425386Yeah that is something I added for flair, what you care the most is the evolved skills for her, because her unique has two lame conditions for activation so she doesn't win races just with that
>>564425541sex
I hereby begin scouting for Yaeno Cuteki.
>>564425707Praying for you
>>564424304What is Cafe's favorite blend?
>>564425567>>564425664
>>564424041Yes she actually does and Rickey is even surprised she’s still running even after making her own debut and asks if she’s immortal kek
>>564425083And Teio wins itLast one for now54898664
>>564425887>doxxed
>>564425887>DoxxingFaggot
>>564425961Oh fuck my bad I thought I censored it
>>564425887>he doxxedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw
YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAMEYOU WILL NEVER BE UMAJPYOU ARE BROWN
>>564425887Good thing I didn't join this one after getting raped in the first one
I always think Duramente is exactly what Deep Impact would've been if he had gotten the chance to be in the franchise. Pui's original design from early development before it had to be thrown out is even very similar to what Dura ended up looking like, Pui was supposedly a very silly horse as well
>>564425223Sweepy would say that.
>>564424782Duramente has alternate Valentine's and Christmas events that cement her as one of the most (You)sexual umas in the game, no joke.
...I'm going to have to save a spark for Rulership and ticket Kiseki at this point. But I also need to save for Marche. Maybe I should just start putting money aside...>>564426364She is too sweet honestly.
>>564425887Still room for 1 more
>>56442570780 exchange points, first rainbow, New Year New Urara. I continue to search.
>>564426364>Duramente has alternate Valentine's and Christmas events that cement her as one of the most (You)sexual umas in the gameThat's some stiff competition bwo.
>>564426328
>>56442570790 exchange points, second rainbow, Blazed Head Covered Fists SEXY kicking legs. Victory is mine
>>564426481good luck bwo
>>564426364>that cement her as one of the most (You)sexual umas in the gameNot even close
>>564426331But is Duramente doing the Naruto run like Deep did?
yeah we get it, you like some JP uma that isn't coming out for years in EN. you ain't special, little gup.
Cute.
>>564426826But why are you upset?
>>564416827>falcoSEXSEXSEX AND PAMPERING
>>564426826Dude we're talking about Duramente what are you smoking here
I've been thinking, and I believe most of /uma/'s problems can be solved through sex with Kitasan Black.
>>564426826Isn't Duramente out in the second Anni?What are you on about.
>>564426826gonna cry? piss n shit? cum?
>>564426963
>>564426826this thread is 80% umajp, pipe down globalbab you're lucky we let you have your own thread
>>5644269753rd Anni, but with our sped up schedule it will only take us slightly more than a year for us to get there.
>>564426975Duramente becomes playable at 3rd anni but she was already a big part of the main series anime, it shouldn't matter that she isn't in globalsame with the V sisters
>>564426963Shut up Kitasan
>>564427054Make a better suggestion then!
>>564426519>>564426726
>>564425887ResultsI opened the lobby to the public and we lost against a raider Digitan...
Guys I don't think we should be posting about Dantsu Flame even though she was in Shinjidai no Tobira. She doesn't come out for 3 more years.
>>564426963My problems can't be fixed.
>>564427056Be realistic: it's 0.5% jiggie and 99.5% garbage
>>564427240>posting spoilers againwhy can't you niggers fuck off already?
>xmas vodka in september>gimlet start of next year>gimlet alt a full year after xmas vodkakind of dropped the game after getting cafe but I still want gimlet, should I just uninstall until next year or is it worth it checking from time to time to get carat gibs?
>>564426963YWNBKSB
>>564426331uh no, pui's original design is literally just hors forte
>>564427297tbf she's kinda crackedthanks for hosting!
>>564427240Again I also like Dura but considering the how the umas that come after her are like, it’s not even close
>>564427240yeah dance, haha...
>>564427343You clicked AND read it, that's on you.
>>564427357What do you want carats for if you aren't gonna play?
>>564427401No problem
>>564427306We shouldn't post who, who was in what?
>Taunts you
>>564427357flatline in some B club, ask for dirt shoes, run 1 TT a weekfreeshitmaxxing
>>564427696This is how I want to die.
>>564427240TRAINERDURA DANCING CANON!!!
>>564427574every rapist is raped inside..........
>>564427748Am I the only one who doesn't like this animation? They've done so much better, this looks so fucking tacky on every single character what the fuck
>>564426656OmedetouEnjoy your Yaeno
>>564426364Consider me sold.
>follow dacchi silently replaces his 9* power dober with a 5* guts 3* speed dober
post something cute
Ei! Ei! Mun!
>>564426826but anime season 3...
I spent the last 30 minutes prepping myself a really nice burger and when I was about to eat it I turned on the game to do a run while holding the burder with my left hand and all the middle filling fell on top of my desk and to the floor and it made a mess I'm so sad.
I think Duramente SUCKS
>>564427357You should try the new scenario if you haven’t
>>564428429My dick, passionately
>>564428420my worst fear, sorry that happened
>>564428330The horse with the tricky name
>brown>autistic>hugeDuramente is possibly the most /uma/ uma
>>564428535my condolences
>>564428429Suck on THIS!
>>564427676I like carats and I already have 30k saved so im just waiting for gimlet, I want more because im jewish in spiritanother reason I want to uninstall is that for some reason my fps shit themselves during races which really sucked. maybe a reinstall or just using my phone again will fix that >>564428452I really wanted to but I dont even know what cards are good right now, speed top road? I dont have any of the newer cards anyways, but I guess it doesnt matter that much if I dont touch any of the mp options besides TT
>>564428420god invented sandwich wrappers for a reason anon
There's an og dacchi in my club who fucking died...
>>564428420lmao he's ikuno dictus irl
>>564428330Her name is Tank Howitzer.
>>564428420Buy yourself new hands
>>564428646no one likes you, fag
>>564428861I do
I want /uma/ to have their way with me....
>>564428664Post your cards and we’ll help you with deck buildingThe best resource for carat planning is this sloptuber Google Sheets spreadsheetumacaratcalculator.comIf you like carats, this might be pleasantly stimulating for your autismTry Hachimi for SteamTechnically against ToS, but no one’s ever been banned for it
>>564428608Is there a reason most umas are on the spectrum? What umas are "normal"
>>564428941get a you-know-what
>>564428941faggot
>>564428995Tama-chan
>>564428995Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
>>564428420Mood Down
>>564428861Kitasan wouldn't say this. She loves her friends!
>>564429068Nyes
>>564428995You already have several normies
>carat calculator>recommended umas>recommended cards>recommended cards for each style and parents for each styleWait a sec wouldn't it be optimal to hyperfocus on a single style for cms and after you get those, get good cards for that style, your favorite umas of that style for every cm, and after that just get your favorite umas for tt?
>>564428995>Machitan, Neicha, Spe, Helios, Gold City, Still in Love, etc
>>564428979sure, my SRs are alright and my SSRs are a bit unfortunate by now but I cant really complain. Anything not included is lb too low to really matter
>>564429698Yes, asian sloptubers just made those because they're autistic. You don't really need to use them just pick a style
>>564429756>SiL?
/uma/....would you be mine for tonight?
>>564429698You have correctly deduced the optimal way to play just from seeing that, pretty impressive
>>564429756Wait a minute, that's bait.
anyone want one? no? okay
>>564429845nta but if you remove the crimson then she is just a girl in love
>>564429756maybe only NN nigga
>>564430006but Crimson is a part of her, it's like saying Marvelous would be just a genki girl if you remove her trait of exclaiming marvelous
>carat calculator's banner limit went from 26 to 100Finally, 26 was not enough.
>>564429790You’re actually in a really good spot cardwiseSpeed cards worth using: Kita and Shinko Windy if you have a gold crystal lying around to MLB her to get 10 race bonusYou have 3LB Creek, which is awesome and totally usable, though she only has 8 race bonus at that LBYou have MLB Tachyon and Marvelous Wit, which are your 10 Race Bonus wit cardsYour borrow slot is flexible as a resultFuku, TopRo are good speed options, but you’d likely want an MLB power card with 10 RB. You have HishiAma for that, but borrowing an SSR one for the skill is a good idea. Also good options are Wit Nature and FineMo.Try to build your deck around the uma you’re trainings scalings, and try to hit at least 50 race bonus
Tokyo Yushun 2400m on turf480378674803786748037867
>>564428995Tamamo Cross is just a normal human bean
>>564430298:it's like saying Marvelous would be just a genki girl if you remove her trait of exclaiming marvelousI mean...
how do I update the carat calculator sheet? do I just have to make a new copy of the new version and input all my banners and data again like a faggot retard?
>>564430491Yeah, she sure is a bean alright.
People saying Tamamo Cross is normal implies that small dicks are normal, that means my penis is average actually.
>>564429893bro started speaking in ballroom event
>>564430526>misclicked : instead of >kill me
>>564430398Based actual game player unlike the staygoldfaggot
>>564429893Do you know how to dance, Nonny? Do you want me to lead?
carat planner implies you are immune to propaganda, which loses you a lot of points!
>>564430058What's abnormal about Shity?
>>564430695imagine samefagging your own lobby post and doxxing yourself
>>564430550Why not just input banners that start where your old spreadsheet ends and keep both files?
We're here to break records not rules.
>>564430816too cunty
>>564430713Yes please, it's a first....
>>564430398join us...please
>>564430816Too beautiful.
>>564430383I kept seeing decks with completely new cards so I thought I was kinda doomed there but it's good to know im doing fine lol, and yeah my creek not being mlb is kinda sad but ill fix her if possible, thanks for the help!
>>564425887Wait a second>mile E teioHow in the fuck did some do mant with mile E
you guys have been redpilling me on a lot of umas recently and i don't like how that bodes for my carat reserves
>>564431180you CAN do it if you're willing to spam reset 5 billion runs and have the parents for itoptimal setup would be all gps with mile so it adds up to 10*, then main parents with medium 3*. if you manage that the chances are pretty decent buuuut it's hassle
>>5644303986/9 still a spot for one more Torena, Taurus cup part 2>>564430885I urge you to use your rational thinking and not your emotional impulses, girl
>>564431256Best time to start your pull plan was at launchSecond best time is right now
>>564431256You should be able to pull plenty of extra umas as long as you're not a frontchud.
>>564431256just buy the selector tickets at anniversaries
>>564431256This general is full of Cygames interns man you need to get out of here
>>564431283as in you CAN get mile A if you want to*but it's not mandatory, sure makes it easier though and technically more optimal
Yanko stanko
>>564431443every still in love image is about her getting frame mogged by other umas...
>>564430669haha loser
>>564431283no you don't understand it's literally impossible to do MANT if you can't run the mile G1s you miss out on like 40 random stats that cannot be recovered in any waygod I fucking hate /uma/
>>564431319I urge you to stop being such an insufferbale prick
>>564431445If this is true why dont we get carats or ssr tickets from them?
Apart from the Teio event and Agnes Digital Explodes are there any other MANTBlazer events where you should take the skill?
>>564431435The only people who have a lot of wiggle room for umarolling are pacesloppers, thoughever
>>564431459I spent 75 rolls on her
>>564431443Those are some pretty big Almonds...
>>564431557*smooches you*
>>564431593The one with CB and Maruzensky that gives you Ramp UpKawakami and Sweeptosher that gives Prudent Positioning for front runners
>>564431591>he's not getting his carats and SSR tickets
>>564431591They're here to make money, not be a charity event.
>>564431368i've already had a pull plan made for a few months which goes all the way to the newest jp banners, the issue is having to add more umas into that pull plan which would fuck it upthough maybe i'm planning too far ahead and not letting myself live a little>>564431443i already have most of the selectors accounted into my pull plan as well bwo, plenty of must-pull umas i'm paying selector for instead
>>564425887post Teio d*ck
>>564431593Mr CB is ramp up, if you play front the Fujin/Ryan gives front straights, Kami gives prudent, Suzuka gives a front skill (I forget early lead or fast pace). Marvelous gives 777 which is useful for a like Xoguri & Smaru. There's a hydrate event. That's all the good ones I remember rest are pretty bad
>>564425887>namehow punny
>>564431929
If I front run with mile B even i know its gonna eat up 3 clocks minimum. Especially Kita's career is cursed. Maybe pacers and lates have it better but I know for a fact fronts definitely want mile A.
>>564432075if you're running miles then you need mile A, doesn't matter about positioneither run them and push it all the way up or don't run them and don't take sparks
>>564432231Wait, Sweepy is sex??
>>564432075just run them pace for junior until your speed is 300+.
>>564432231Sweepy sex
How do I unlock the pancake item?
>>564432027Thanks babe *smooch*
>>564432231Sweepy is not that big
>>564432451Do I taste a hint of bubblegum there?~
>HIGHEEEER>MORE SPEEEED>NOBODY CATCH UP SOREJA TARINAIAIAIA>FLASH PAST FLASH PAST FLASH PAST >FLASH PAST FLASH PAST FLASH PAST eh?
sorry danchud... I don't have time today
>>564431256
>>564432556You're going to have to try again to find out
4 daysbonus https://hitomi.la/cg/nonstop-neicha-umapyoi-%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC%E8%AA%9E-2215226.html#1
>>564432451you're very welcome!
>>564432556Why would they taste like Bubble Gum Fellow?
>>564432753>hitomi.laTry again https://exhentai.org/g/3865412/2c3a0ee109/
>>564432753>ultimate erection inducing title>variant set
WHO HERE OLD AS SHIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtt2gvEtodY
https://litter.catbox.moe/54srb8svudfn1u3a.jpg
>>564432229Its an universal problem for fronts, but Kita is especially notorious for jobbing in junior year. Bobo, s. Maru not so much but they are prone to do it time to time too.You either put them on pace and pray or buy angling.
>>564432894not me
>>564432894Can't wait for the endless eight rerun
>>564432916I'm still not rolling for her.
>>564432916SEX!
>>564432996
>>564432894My third ever subbed animu... And to think I knew this existed because I watched Lucky Star
>>564432894Wasnt this the VA who got into some ridiculous scandal that she had to quit?
>>564432894I've listened to this song thousands of times
>>564432916Yaeno is not for sex
>>564432894Remember to record it on your VCR!
>>564432916This is what stamina level 5 training looks like.
>>564432921This just sounds like trying to get around your speed debuff by using a position with better accel. Stop neglecting power. It wins a lot more junior/early classic races than the equivalent speed.
>>564433117Mirako wouldn't say that
>>564433054Stolen, will post every thread I find forever more. Thanks anon>>564433095I think that was one from im@s?>>564433117I see someone finally turned 14
>>564433095She still voices stuff regularly
>>564433080I once fell asleep while watching Lucky Star
>>564433117>>564433217
>>564433117Mirako wouldn't exercise this much
Can we go 1 day without porn???
>>564432894it's never happening...
>>564432894I saw someone buy a white SG and reminded me of this today and here you are
>>564433095she fucked her entire band, photos leaked online apparently. she still does a lot of voice acting work
>>564433301t.
im going to get my shit pushed in in this CM despite cope training for weeks and theres nothing i can do about it...
>>564433231>I think that was one from im@s?Miss "Four Nakadashi"...
>>564432894Stop making us feel even older. Ojisan pushing 40 here. First anime was Sailor Moon when it was brand new.
>>564433095Aya Hirano, she fucked everyone in her band besides the bassist and japanese weebs are naturally psycopaths so they cancelled her for that. She's fine though she still voices stuff
>>564433389>she fucked her entire bandeveryone but the bass player
>>564433054
>>564433389>entire bandIf she had she wouldn't have been in that mess
one hour long puppetjobs every day
>>564433512
>>564433054>>564433512I love these
>>564432894I still have that Haruhi crossplay I used back when I was 19 and liked going to cons, good times
>>564433483>>564433506she should have fucked him as part of a public apology
>>564433506Because he already had a wife and was loyal.
>>564432894Is 27 old?
You will never ever have promo cards.
>>564433614>>564433619Woah...
>>564433614>>564433619
>>564433597Why do you have to make it perverted
Is there any reason I can't run the Asahi Hai instead of the Hanshin juvenile files? It would be a good way to build up some sashes for raising potential
>>564433614>>564433619We share the same brancell
>>564433614>>564433619The puppets were summoned...
>>564433702if you're doing classic crown, noif you're doing tiara, yes
>>564433614>>564433728Except mine is BETTER, which totally super mega matters!
>>564433614>>564433619Now kiss.
We need more sillyposting here.
>>564433686The perverted way would be to take the puppet away and force her to not be shy, with the puppet she can learn at her pace
>>564433814>>564433805>>564433873granny wife
>>564433818What if I kiss (You), huh? What are you gonna do about it? That's what I thought you fucking retard, I WILL kiss you and you won't do shit.
Massive mammaries
>>564431319results doko
>End Closer chuds don't have to pull anything but Mr. C.B. until Tachyon/Light Hello
>>564433921You disgusting freak
look at them!!
stop replying you erping cunts
>>564433987Let's play a pocky game then, if you think you're so tough. I bet you'll chicken out because you're scared and a bad kisser.
>>564434061like Nishino Flower instinctively suggested (because she is nearly an infant)
I don't want to go to work...
>>564433054>>564433512>>564433614>>564433619>>564433805>>564433971Incredible propaganda.
>>564434435You can just join us if you feel left out, y'know.
>>564434435I love green tea
>>564428420>
I love Rice
>>564434064ntrfaggot lost
>>564433873
who wins the doll bowl
>>564433095she didn't quit, her team didn't help either, they way they made her wear the "did you cum twice?" shirt still cracks me up
>>564434805I've seen what happens if I don't vote for Maru-chan so she gets my vote.
>>564434902Impregnate Teio
Gonna shill Marche's character song since it's really cute and she sings in both her puppet and normal voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7eNDKQO8U
I'm blaming this thread for this.I was hoping for Digitan Alt, Furioso or Hokko Tarumae alt...
>>564433483Based, just like in my erotic Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu materials...
>>564435074Shill more character songs. I need to find more good ones.Espcially because most of my favourites's have songs I don't like.
>>564435191How can you get stung by a butterfly?
Not trying to stir shit here since threads these past few days have been horrible. Is this intentional derailing past this point?
>>564435258>Espcially because most of my favourites's have songs I don't like.Duramente for me. Fucking waste of a very good singer too.
Its a uma world and your just living in it!
>>564435242
angling or moving past for pace chaser? i already have redshift
>>564435303I'll derail your bloodline by fucking your mom, sister and girlfriend fag
>>564435191
>>564435303>not trying to stir shit>but i am going to stir shit by saying some inflamatory garbage that is not true teeheekill yourself
>>564435419Moving Past, everyone's running fronts for CM13
>>564435258Nakayama Festa's character song https://youtu.be/mvE3Z_cPqnYand Still in Love's character song https://youtu.be/Uv8xoD-E-h0these are probably my 2 favorites i've listened to so far
>>564435341>marked
>>564435337>not liking EXCEEDReally?
>>564435303I have absolutely no idea why the jp cunts have decided to seethe here endlessly
>>564434479I won't fall into your trap, not because I'm scared, but because I know I don't have to prove anything.
I came to digitan today
>>564435547You just know that's a zoomer because they love to bitch about everything but are too cowardly to throw an actual jab
>acktually its THEM who are seething, not me, the ""person"" that has been screaming about them 24/7 every thread... ITS THEM
I came in digitan today
>>564435258https://youtu.be/a5PUrdxpZdshttps://youtu.be/JF8WNheLQzQhttps://youtu.be/hj9PxkNERAY
>>564435596I really don't. Even a fucking ballad would've been better.
I came in Maruzen today
>>564435678Ikunooooooooo………..Dictus
>29 yo Symboli RudolfThe og /fit/ horse before Kitasan Black. He look like he could still win a G2 or G3 easily.
/uma/ is the dumbest, most cancerous general I have had the displeasure of being in. I hope you guys continue play this garbage game and waste your time while ERPing like faggots and giving attention to your local avatarfags, I'm out of here.Cya.
Don't reply anon
>>564435258Oh sure, I'll post some of the ones I likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKc0iF2MNlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y3YQ85apL0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3j74tgjI8whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NwzS-qyCCIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qYb4z9xDzM
>>564435337I kinda like it, despite the eigo jouzu lyrics
>564435895See you later attention bitch faggot>>564435943Make me
>>564435895
Wind's howling.
>>564435895have you ever been to /pg/? You havent spent much time in this board
>>564435878>punny>cutest wife>super fitthats my wife!
>>564435753>Absolute FaithThis song for whatever reason keeps reminding me of Freedom Wars every time I listen to it and I hate it because I really can't be replaying Freedom Wars when the ending will piss me off all over again
>>564435258https://youtu.be/qoCnIDpv2TY
I'm glad my discord group is significantly less shit than what this general has slopped into he last 2 weeks
heh melty
>>564435258For me it is:Ai-chanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoCnIDpv2TYMachitanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtPjObLZa4Pokkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T4pUiwJZJIDaring Heartohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Wr1sj02L4Cesariohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEQNYXA7D_s
>>564435258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax13Fyw5h50
Fuuuuck I hate doing ace runs and NEVER getting groundwork or greens please tell me we'll get a way to make this easier
>>564435895Just because you added stuff to it doesn't mean you didn't already post this before.
>>564435337EXCEED is such a travesty. The other character songs I don't like much I can atleast go "This is good, It's just not a genre I like" but something about EXCEED rubs me the wrong way.>>564435568>>564435753>>564435952>>564436191Thanks, here's my contribution.https://youtu.be/ybQ_ObZ9BaA?si=exxTCwPwdicYeR2fhttps://youtu.be/W3yaQuFU6Uc?si=8SOw3EE_5CxjcyTR
Why?
>>564436151imagine waiting for the only bench and some faggot is playing with dolls on it
>>564436253I swear you get all the good sparks on all the umas with the shittest inheritable uniques
Someone called me creepy, how do I stop being creepy?
>>564436298Stop talking. That's probably the simplest way
>>564435895see you tomorrow
>>564436292I only get good sparks on nishino for whatever reason
>>564435258Mirako!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N06SW92sX3APrincess!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xlj6PIJZR0
>>564436298You could stop staring at their feet for once
>>564435258Shilling my heckin daughterwife's songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpXJVsmU74c
>>564436292I don't even know if this is any good cause it's Guts.
>>564436384I didn't even say anything to her
>>564436298stop being a creep
2865 sp run not bad, wonder what rank this'll be
>>564434962wasnt the current rumour that she was beating her husband? kek
What are some good skills/cards to use to make a hybrid debuffer
>>564436298I hate this artist because he does not characterize helios well, helios would jump at the chance to get fucked
>Not a single post with the best songYou niggers are fake as shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rcAOE_DvbwBESTEST UMADOL
>>564436572Oh, that's a problem then. In that case without further information the best I can do is to say, "Become more attractive" which is not nearly so simple to do
Yae
>>564436772Doesn't his Helios also assault her Torena?
>>564436298That depends on what that someone is.>someone who you dont want to get closer tostop talking to them and only respond with the bare minimum >someone you do want to get closer toWelp you already lost cause noone likes to double dip if you know what I mean, just like how men here would call someone a body count of 2 a whore
BUT I'M A CREEPI'M A WEIRDOWHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEREI DON'T BELONG HERE
>>564436841no.And this is a case in which no means yes
>>564436697What's your deck?
>>56443693117* pwr
>>564435258https://youtu.be/9G1NqajvYtk?list=RD9G1NqajvYtkhttps://youtu.be/WQfTVyIEUiI?list=RDWQfTVyIEUiI
>>564436784HOEHthanks i almost forgot to listen to this today
Most of my favorites were already posted but>No one posted Gimlet's songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX766xs4ywQWhat is wrong with you peopleAlso Seeking the Pearl's song is great toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvhI3bxprQ
>>564436978Thanks.
>>564437073>Most of my favorites were already posted butThis place has good taste after all.
I thought CM started today…
How very convenient of Kitasan to simply forget about her 100 specialty priority all of summer even with a bunch of whistles
>>564437164i wish it'd start already so we can just get this over with
>>564437123why is Doto looking at me like this?
>>564435568shit taste>>564435753shit taste>>564435952half shit half good>>564436080great taste>>564436191superb taste
>>564437207specialty priority doesn't stand for "I will always be here"
>>564437332half shit half shit
>>564436195shit taste>>564436239shit taste>>564436449superb taste>>564436518shit taste>>564436784great taste
Thank you Gold Ship, very cool
>>564437283She's plotting something.
>>564437332retard>>564437469retard
>>564436280hes probably a weak little fag right? you can just tell him to fuck off with your alpha aura right?
>>564436298>creepthis is just what foids say about guys who happen to be unattractive while also being confident. its literally a good thing if someone is calling you creepy.
nooooot badthis run was marinating all day because I got gw and medium s first inspo lol
>>564417139does nishino flower even wear a bra?
>>564435258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgelu4nyQzQ Sweep's song is very cute
>>564437880This is quite cute.
>>564437880YADA YADA
>>564437880just one more month and she'll be mine
>>564437830bwo isn't it non-standard
>>564437507happy birthday, euro loser
>>564438453derby is 2400m
>CM hasn't even started>already a group B loserIt's over...
>>564437830bwo all i've got doesn't proc on fronts...
>>564438539noooooooo my aces...
I should have decided to change club before the 14 cooldown, not Im stuck In my shitty one until the end of the month
>>564438630there was nothing else to grab, besides it can proc if you drop to 2nd so it's a decent comeback skill
>>564438630wait seriously? I always grab it when it's cheap...
>>564438656To be fair I somehow thought the derby was 2500 meters. But I haven't built anything for it yet.
forgot to post one earlier, Transcend's character song https://youtu.be/SGJ-mmkDVSU(it's the one with the easter egg)
How did they manage to make almost every girl in this franchise great?Rice, Transcend, Vivlos, Espoir City, Neo Universe, Teio, Almond Eye, Marvelous Sunday, Nice Nature... I could go on all day naming 10/10 characters. I can't pick one to be my all time favourite. How, HOW did they manage to do this with horses of all things?
>>564438852Bro is prepping for Arima Again...
>>564438831just double circle one of the straights/corners skills then, all i've got is a waste of skill points on her (as is steadfast)
>>564439008nehh I disagreesteadfast has accel too which is nice so if someone zooms past you still get accel
>>564439008steadfast is based as fuck if you're using the right uma
I'm the brownest retards here, don't even try to compete with me
jukebox when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKXbiFWmtIY
what's the lowest time for the derby you've seen? swear I haven't seen it at 20.x yet until now
>>564438891
>>564438891woops sorry, wrote Rice there on accident
>>564439508I HAVE TO IMPREGNATE VIVLOS
>>564439248
>>564439456cute tama
>>564439751
>>564439967why are you spamming these
>>564434064>>564434703I don't think he posts results no matter the outcome
>ask chatgpt how to build a pace chaser for cm12>"you need a late race accel like taishin or narita brian's unique"
Do they ever bring back event ssrs like the tosen Jordan speed
>>564439967
>>564440079
>>564440084I watched him lose and know his club and ID now. He is at my mercy
>never shows up on Speed>event always fails on the first chainFUCK Fuku
>Bouqeut's birthday today>Ai apparently gifted her an actual Boquet>Bouquet thanks her then goes on and on about the flower color choices and how they seem to match Ai herself>Almond Eye stops her from what seems to be embarrassment then wishes her Happy BirthdayCute.
>>564440061ritualposts are a staple in 4chan general where a series of posts are repeated each thread for the purpose of replacing a lack of inner culture and the need for the thread to move fast as to not get removed by the creating of threads thus keeping it bumped, /vg/ is too fast and new threads are created every second so without the heroes bumping the threads we would need to move to a slower board such as /vm/say thank you to our beloved soundposters
>>564440198*triggers the schizo*
>>564435258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_3GnfqLAUM
>>564440268
>>564440374Yeah but not to be the anti-jp schizo but this is jp shit
>>564440117everything i knew about uma was a lie...
>>564440397Looking at this again I'm kind of upset that this doesn't have Suzuka or Fuku as they're both very important to Stego. No Fenomeno is funny though, but I can understand since she's so damn loud.
>>564440513are you saying you would be okay with nonstop soundposts of umas going down the slide just because they were made in the steam global approved clientare you insane
>>564440656nta but yeah the slide is funny
>>564440575i've abandoned the sloptubers and /uma/ gaslighters, chatgpt is now my sole source of cm advicelooking forward to my group B 3rd (in open league)
None of you are serious about wanting to impregnate an umamusume
Biwa Hayahide sounds like she’s weak to anal
