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I WANT TO GET VIVLOS PREGNANT
Winning Ticute
so where is the unwashed vagina that was promised
I do
imagine if you were tiny and you fell into manhattan cafe's coffee cup haha that'd be so funny
This is probably my third or fourth try at drawing. I really hope I can get better at it.
>>564444948>natie is a danchou buttslut
Why are all their tits so big
I will give Neicha/King banner one cheeky 10-roll
Mambo!
>>564445091As long as you keep drawing Tachyon, take all the time to improve that you need
>>564445152
>>564444948I wish I ran a club now
>>564445236
NTRfaggot seething
>>564444503yeah bro it's not as if Stego's evolved inherited ult (which you can't get if you're parent borrowing) is a perfectly timed 0.2 accel on every medium/long late/end, just don't pull for her and hope everyone in your cm lobbies is equally as retarded as you and doesn't have her evolved ult inherit
Donkeys!
what a waste
>>564444976
>Smug oguri imageI can safely disregard everything in that post
>>564445406
>retarded /v/ma newfags posting on a page 3 giga early threadyou are going to get the janny to delete this and start harassing us, fucking retards
>>564445485where does Admire Groove rank? i assume this was made before her uma reveal
>>564445631dont worry, its not a ryan op so the mods wont touch it
>>564445631it's already on page 6 though, I think this thread is safe enough
>>564445190One into two into full spark into Opera emote
Delete Vodka from the game
>564445631>WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING ME PUT NTRFAGGOT OR AN UMA NOT ON GLOBAL IN THE OP
>>564445631It has to be done before our resident retard makes it another derailed thread
>>564445660Probably ahead of Ayabe.
>>564445631Sorry bwo, maybe try again in 6 hours to make a thread. You can start spamming now so it's 4 hours instead.
>>564445631We've always had some bakers with early bakes at least this one isn't done with ill intentions
>>564445631I had fresh sound posts that needed a new thread.
>>564445785They should buff NPC Vodka instead.
OP you're making us Goslingbros look bad...
>>564445631>mad he can't post his non-global op or ntr threadkek
>>564445631Girls not yet released in Global belong in >>>/vg/umajp
Gold City feet in my mouth
poor palmer...
>>564446236So much aura…
>>564444948is it weird that i'm excited for this story event? like, it's a kingu and neicha feature, and i want both of their outfits. i might even spend a thousand statues to 5-star both of them. i feel manic with how much iwant to fast forward to their release
>>564446329That sounds unhygienic.
>>564445473>which you can't get if you're parent borrowingholy jeweronisthankfully the game will eos before global even reaches that point
>>564445920Do you realize how hypocritical that sounds? This thread was early baked with ill intentions too, just because it was done as a shitty attempt of "ha! gottem!" doesn't justify an early bake. Stupid newfag shitter. You are going to get the janny on us, it has happened before.
hmm... sweepyGPT show me the activation metrics for pacer accels in this upcoming track...
>>564445631Why the fuck do we STILL blame /v/ma
>>564445473Stego's inherit works on every length, not just medium. It's Admire Groove (who's also the new hotness when it comes to late, specifically) that's locked to medium.
a nature gf would be nice...
>>564446434just shut the fuck up already ntr you get your garbage threads every day
Gold City mouth on my feet
>>564446462they still blame /vg/ for everything too so I guess it's just an endless cycle of seethe
>>564446576now this is based
Best uma that would drink alc with me, help me find fun mixes that might suite me?
WOW40% megaphone too...
>Stupid newfag shitter. You are going to get the janny on us, it has happened before.You are. You're going to cry until you can get your Narita or off topic thread.
>>564445785>wins>drinks nothing from empty flask>CHYAAAwhy is Vodka so cool?
>>564446462Because you are the reason we got a scatjeet antijp schizo spamming our threads constantly, everything was fine before you came here.>>564446526Not everyone who disagrees with you is your boogeyman, dumb nigger. Stop early baking newfag.
*blocks your gate*
>>564446736at least they are not blocking the bathroom
Sex.
>>564446708Quite literally everyone here is disagreeing with you retard.
>>564446434Every Tachyon post is a work of art
>>564446801on my face
>>564446593>I guess it's just an endless cycle of seetheIt comes with the territory of being in 4chan.
You would have to pay me to roll for that ugly ass boring boy with an ugly ass voice and personality. I just simply don't use late or end Uma if that ugly thing is that necessary
>>564446353breaking down palmer's self-esteem until she becomes completely reliant on me! gaslighting her into thinking she's unlovable and that I'm the only one that would bother with her!
>>564446801Post Ace Umasugi Gourmet Parade sound.webm
>>564446708Just take the L bwo there is always a bigger retard and you got outdone this time
>I'm gay I'm so incredibly gay and love getting fucked by boysWe know, calm down.>>564446801
>>564446434>this thread was early baked with ill intentionsnonny stop being a dork
Last callhttp://poal.me/r6yvj2http://poal.me/r6yvj2http://poal.me/r6yvj2
the cheerleader event is both a neicha and kingu story. so, while neicha's is the more erotic outfit, remember to post about kingu too. let's keep a healthy balance of both in the two weeks we're having story
>>564446815With me.
>>564446925would you lead her to believe that as long as she keeps giving you money, she'll never lose you?
>>564446409You've passed the not gay check. I'm also really looking forward to it. The story looks bright and happy, plus I really like that natty cheer outfit.
i want to fuck cheerleader umamusume
>>564447029sorry but kingu didn't expose her first rate tummy in her outfit so I'm going to have to spam nice navel instead
>>564446974>>564446934Thy wish is mine command>>564446925Lovey dovey baby making sex with Palmer
>>564445631You lost NTR faggotcan't wait to see you post a thread even earlier this time with a modified OP and Topro picture because you're seething
>>564447172understandable. i'll handle the kingu image load when i can
Which boys do we like?
ok but is anyone considering the appeal of nice nature's kneehigh socks in her cheerleader uniform?
>>564447029true! Kingu was proven to be /uma/'s favorite after all
>>564446409Nah, it certainly has more to catch my interest than the Valentine's and the Ligma Ballroom stories did. I'm hoping for something fun like Flying Run-Up but even if it doesn't, the concept already wins me over.
>>564446434>>564446708Neck yourself NTR avatarshitteratleast change the way you type to the less autistic version of you if you wanna falseflag
>>564447174
7 and
fuuuuck! i almost had itthe stats were looking pretty good but the skills and the med aptitude fucking ruined my BIG uma buildnot buono :(also did everyone finish your oshi builds? hope you got what you wanted
>>564446887Based. Staygold has been ruined for me because of the avatarfag, I'll just run over horses if she's supposed so important.
>>564447315Ones that do Karate
>>564447381based
>>564447174>>564447359NiAce
>>564446887but everyone has Ryan?
>>564447482Ryan is cute and a good person
>>564447472This TopRo would taste of bubblegum
>>564447381you just need amsix 1's to make a 7. ganbare, fukufag
>>564447321the issue is every part of her is appealing
>>564447386in a thread plagued by sovlless baiters you are a shining light buonobro. by the power invested in me by shiraoki i hereby grant you ONE GUARANTEED MEDIUM SPARK.
>>564446934>>564447472Kill yourself
>>564447386As a consolation anon that wouldn't have won even if you did get Medium A so it's fine : )
>>564447637>7Praise Shiraoki.
Behead all avatarfaggots
>>564447637>>564447737>7Nice
>>564447737good job
>>564447737>>564447637>double
>>564447762This but especially the staygoldnigger
>>564447637>>564447737>>564447827
>>564447671yeah but it also wouldn't have won even if he hit medium Ssame for anything else that isn't an xogurithis CM is the lowest pressure because its just about having your favourites do the best they can rather than needing to win
I like this girl's casual attire. So simple.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2GynBMdwkzY
>>564444976Shut up VF
>>564447637>>564447737>>564447827>777praise be shiraoki!i will immediately start a new bono run i can feel the luck flowing through me!
NTR nigger is gonna try to hijack the thread baking from the next thread so someone should bake even earlier
>>564448047I mean anyone who matters will be sleeping by then so whatever
>>564448026
>>564447029I think I'm going to end up pulling for both. The jacket outfit looks cool and it'd be nice to be able to run a version of King with a usable innate.
>>564446801Finally, there is always a criminal lack of Aceposts
>>564447912cutegirlnextdoor
Will you be rolling for the other Bamboo Memory?
>>564447853T. NTRFaggot
>>564448136>>564448026im kind of understanding the ruby appeal now... she looks like she has stuffy shoes...
>>564448047This will be the last thread I'll visit for tonight so he can do whatever he wants lmao
so if I want to run my oshi I have to use double dominator to have any hopes against xoguri right
>shut up and carry my ERP avatarfag boyfriendsHumiliation ritual for every Uma&Co slave
>>564448363Yes
>>564448251>t. anon who ruined Stego
>>564448410>>564448251I ship it.
How do I get a mentally ill schizo obsessed with me like the schizo that can't stop thinking about NTR? I bet sissifying and fucking them in the bussy cumming balls deep inside would feel really nice.
>>564448373uma&co about to have more drama than mambo did
>>564448136me and my /uma/ bf
>>564448363people say that but it's a meme desu. dominator isnt that strong and its a tossup if it even activates.
>>564448436I'll ship you with the Chiyo poster if you're not careful.
blehhh
Creek....
>>564448446Maybe if the retard didn't try to actively ruin the threads people wouldn't be obsessively shitting on him? ever thought about that?
>>564448363I have beat her without dominator but it increases your chances yes
>>564448468Too much gaslighting...
Maybe if I say the OTHER people are insane people will like me again
>>564448450bro...
>>564448570>peopleWhy are you talking in plural, when it is just you?
my ebf is cute and I got him into my club
>>564448563so cute
>>564448526What if I AM the Chiyo poster...?
>>564448363Nyopers, but it helps to have your dominators too, since every Xoguri will have two
>>564448689You do not have one bwo
be real with me chiyoanonyou're not gay, but have you tried gaying up irl? maybe if you get some experience you will be able to pass as a gay anon
>>564448817neck yourselfnobody likes you
>>564448923I fucked a dude up the ass so yeah I'm pretty gay bro
>>564448817I like you.
I like me.
>>564448446do you really want to? you could end up with someone like this guy https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/akemi/
>marked
>>564448817Best poster in this thread desu, the simple fact all it takes to trigger the schizo is just to exist makes you based
Multiple layers of falseflags right now
>>564449116Honestly this feels like bullying a disabled person I'll leave you alone for now
>>564448923no im not gay at all im just playing pretend to upset people like you
>>564449089Are you mad enough about this thread you would dare release pandora's box in here?
Solve the following equation:Your UmaWife = Cuteness + SexynessCuteness + Sexyness = 100%Cuteness = ??%Sexyness = ??%Show your work.
>>564449098
>>564449089Delete that now. Are you insane?
>>564448776Then I'll clone you and it would be selfcest.
>>564448923I'm not gay i just like ryan shakur and fenomeno
>>564449230There are 100 different answers that could be bwo, I can't solve this equation I need more information.
https://poal.me/t5fu63https://poal.me/t5fu63https://poal.me/t5fu63https://poal.me/t5fu63
>>564449089I want this for me.
>>564449213>upsetI don't think anyone here gets upset at the chiyoposter he's just a silly anon
Yaeno Memory offers you a crepe
Brrrrat
>>564449281
>>564449428
>>564449420
>>564449428Imagine the brap
>>564449447
>>564449581My own clone!
It's all so tiresome
I was playing VTMB and I just realized how our schizo is literally a malkavianHe is constantly samefagging and talking to someone who never replies
I have NTRposter and schizo fatigue
>>564449632
>>564448561That's a suboptimal pink.
>>564447386Very based, I hope you can get a perfect Akebono in time for the CM. I've got my Fuji ready.
>>564449640
>>564449707My way to deal with it? Ignore the thread and do something else, considering what a shit show the general has become it's not worth my time or effort.
>>564449765
>>564449901>do something else,Like what
>>564449684which posters are a toreador and ventrue?
>>564449901kill yourself avatartranny
>>564449089Qrd on this?
>>564449973actual mental illness
>>564449684>I was playing VTMB>our schizo is literally a malkavianI'm literally reading up on the bullshit behind the Buffy HD Re-release, as I plan to finally watch it. So your Vamp talk is quite timely, not to mention amusing.>>564449948SUFFER ME NO--Fuck I know. Jerk off, play a VIDEO GAME, watch a movie and/or TV show, listen to music, GO OUTSIDE. I like to think you're a grown up, I'm sure you can find something to do in this digital age of hours.
>>564449924
>>564448446I wonder if Chiyobro is a top or a bottom
I mean, you probably wouldn't like to live in the Umaworld as a human male where you are constantly at risk of being sexually harassed by beautiful umamusumes who don’t believe in the concept of personal space. Imagine an umamusume cat calling you saying how you have a cute face and should smile more. Imagine an umamusume insisting on walking you home because it's dark, even though you made it clear you can definitely handle yourself since you are an adult. Imagine an uma umasplaining to you how you actually don't know what you are talking about and brushing off your expertise as a trainer. Imagine play fighting with your uma and they accidentally get over their heads and you end up under them. I cant Imagine living in a world such as that that would be terrible.
>>564449901>annoying avatarposter's 2 cents
>>564449973Imagine a tranny obsessed with madoka magica, that's not the schizo, that tranny got a real autistic neet mentally ill schizo. Your personal schizo for 15 years.Even talking about this is threading on thin ice.
I don't even have Fine trainee
>>564449901>this general>a shitshowDoes he know?
>>564449089Fool, you've cursed us all!
>>564449901please stop ruining fine motion...
>>564449949ERPers for the first.Ventrue for any of the helpful anons who help people build their Umamusume and run rooms.
>>564449949Chiyo, Finemo and McQueen posters are toreador always hungry for cockVentrue are Gentil and King posters
>>564450085
>>564450159THIS/uma/ can be extremely dogshit at times, but you need to see the abyss that is something like /xiv/ before you call any general dogshit
>>564449949>VentrueFukuposters. I'm convinced they have a secret coven somewhere (I think it's in Mambo) and they're weirdly well organized, even if they only ever use their organization to spam 7s.>ToreadorHard to say. Maybe operafags but we don't have a lot of those>Nosferatu Teiofags clearly
>>564449707I don't get why still have the no avatarfagging rule if it is never enforced no matter the board
>>564450093I can imagine my trainee lying me about her estrus days
>>564450310>Nosferatu >Teiofags clearlyThat's a low blow but man did that give me a good laugh.
>>564450247
>>564449089delete this fucking post nigga
>>564450310>but we don't have a lot of thoseWe used to have a lot, same for tachyon faggots that used to be the worst of the bunch. Weirdly all of those vanished, replaced by chiyo shit posting, among other trash.
>>564450330They're basically tripfags and being an old fag jannies never banned them so the community has to do the work
>>564450327-1/12 or something
This place is only big enough for one person.
>>564445485>Longer than my dick.
forever hag
>>564450150Who's the tranny? The one posting crackships or the one against those?
>>564450298>/xiv/How does it compare to /lolg/?
>>564449428>>564449513
>>564450298/uma/ is one of the better generals. people who say it's "unusable" really have not visited a lot of other generals
>>564450397
>>564449089Isn't that the genshin impact guy
>>564450462I can neither confirm nor deny this claim and my lawyer has advised me to drop this matter altogether.
>>564450516matta sex nano!?
Rice Antagonist would play malk just to be a meme fuck and not pay attention to the game
>>564449707use filters and aggressively hide posts. you'll get a slow but comfy thread
>>564444891they should call her Cute Cuture because she is cute
>>564450428Yeah, I can see that.
people who usa /uma/ is horrible, are fucking newfags who never used this site beyond thisi'm talking the schizo tranny, the finemo tranny, and any tranny who says the same shit
>>564450562
>>564450327Is devoting my life to solving it enough to talk to Tachyon at least?
>>564450606yes!
>>564450542It's because /uma/ stayed high quality longer than other usual, now it's just becoming a normal general. even with the daily meltys and shitflinging and drama you can still sorta talk about the game in between trash. that's just something impossible to do in /xiv/
>>564450687saying "tranny" does not make you an oldfag
Like it or not Teio was made for sex.
>>564449973Don't talk about it retard and just check /a/ archives with the same keyword from the anon you replied to.
>>564450814suck my dick and balls then garggle on my cum tranny
>>564450729
>>564450837Based!
>>564450763>>564450834
I wish I was Akemi
>>564450947That's a beautiful shade of brown on Spe.
>>564450884
>>564450150So someone who really likes madoka magica somehow got a stalker that refuses to leave them alone for 15 years? What the fuck. Is this like the barneyfag poster, just a ghost plaguing this place until the universe cools off?
>>564450947I don't think Mcqueen or Urara were of those colors.
Teio!
Were all Akemi.
Bloody akemi bloody akemi bloody akemi !!!!!
>>564451091>Teio routeI can respect that this dude keeps his teio and Rudolph timelines separate.
Puppet sex....
>>564451030
I bet Akemi is the Uma&Co danchou
So did you guys redeem Teio with the daily races? Everyone should have her by now.
>>564451104Wer'e*
>>564451216My Teio is 4 stars.
>>564451216My Teio is 4 stars because she won't stop spooking me.
>>564451216I've had the stars to unlock her for a week+ now but I'm edging her and refusing to unlock her yet
>>564451216I already had her and have been slowly breaking the spirit of Opera O with my crushing, relentless Bright.
>>564451216Why would I willingly brick my account?
>>564451183
next bread will be butter
>>564451216worseI used Day1 Selector on her
>>564451302but why? it's not like you're rolling any time soon
>>564451327
>>564450740nyes
people acting all high and mighty about this Akemi guy, but I seriously doubt he is a real thre
>>564451327I still want to race my King Halo in that red sorceress dress.
Can we please stop posting that Teio crop of her being cummed inside of?
What's the last normal bread we had?
>>564451346gn
>>564451397another webm with dead sound file
>>564451376>>564451324>>564451294>>564451271holy basedI always knew this was a Teio thread
>>564451421YATTA
>random Mile inspiration (B->A) during Classic Year>double Medium S on Senior Year>after 5 failed Dia/Ardan runs yesterdayI am convinced there's a daily seed and/or some system preventing you from being too unlucky.
>>564451478yeah, stop the cropping and just post the full thing
>>564451542I mean I haven't actually read her career story yet... I do find her at least mildly charming though, and will probably end up liking her
>>564451538
>>564451478no because the crop is better than the full thing
>>564451538Many such cases.
I'm a red Teio main...
>>564451542Personally I'm kind of upset at how often she spooked me.I do kind of like her inspite of that tough.
The next alts will be sports festival Digitan and Pokke
it's not fairwhy is Bourbon not in the first batch of daily legend raceI will be busy with Seiun and Maru on the next set
It's over
>>564451852isn't OG Bourbon kind of bad?
>>564451901The
>>564451901So
Teio feet
>>564451909You tell me
>>564452085in my mouth
you buyin?
>>564452085b-but what about gold city
>>564451829kill yourself
>>564451909just being able to change outfits makes her worth
>>564451829Are they skipping cheerleader Nice Nature and King Halo? wtf
Tokai Teio lay in her crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. An orthopedic cast had been secured over Teio’s left ankle, so she was unable even to relieve her pent-up arousal. She just had to lie there and bear it.Suddenly, she realized that wasn't all that she would have to bear.*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP—SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHH*It was over before it had even begun. Teio had shit her diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And she was unable to remove her diaper or change herself, due to the orthopedic cast.Tears streamed down Teio’s face. She had won the 1993 Arima Kinen, and was reduced to this? But she had no choice. If she didn't want to have to lie there in her own shit for who-knows-how-long, she was going to have to beg. Swallowing her pride, Teio turned toward the wall to the next room, from which she could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love."M-MACKWEEN, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" she wailed.The bed stopped its creaking, and Teio could hear the couple groaning."Your wife can do it after I'm done with her," came Ikuno Dictus’s reply. "I'm still not kissing her, though."
>>564451909I want it for her OG skin
Teio is pregnant with our children (triplets)
>>564452102Riddle me this Doto, why would you ever build an android with a fat ass? What is the purpose?
>>564452267Nopers, global is still getting thatI'm predicting the next event alts that will surely be revealed this weekend
>em dashDidn't read
>double digit carats >Cheer Natie being released Fuck this may be the first time I whale Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>564445631Embarrassing post NTRposter
any uglies here?
>>564452318
>>564452368what does that post have to do with Narita Top Road? why are you using her as your avatar in the anonymous imageboard?
>>564452371so true!
>>564452459Sorry bro but I’m a solid 4/10 A 2/5 you can say
>>564451901Should have used Doto. She hasn't dropped a match for me once vs Opera O
>>564452459hey
>>564452368Don't we already know all the alts years in advance? I guess it's cool that they would make a new event only for global
>>564452152I can't even buy uma selectors bwo
>>564452469She's so far along, yet has so far to go...
>>564452459Hey
>>564452469This gif never fails to make me laugh. So silly and stupid
>>564452540goddamnit I knew that /uma/ is full of cuties... guess I'll ask in /umajp/
Almond scrub!
>>564451618imagine if there was a way to reroll or read the seed and people would talk about it like the weather
>>564452297Teiobros...
Goldship pregnant
>>564452706Should've used Rugal.
>>564452368what the fuck does this even mean
>>564452387You had ALL MONTH to plan for this
>>564452595Hey fuck you, torena is the most handsome guy!
>>564452715I was thinking about this the other day. Imagine if some qol patch dropped where once you started a career you could see what inspirations you would get. So if it sucked you still had to sac the to and borrow but you wouldn't waste an hour training it. Imagine...
>>564452787I love tsunderes.
>>564452152No my great leader has disrupted trade and it was already a bitch to import large plushies before that
>>564452853Don't worry, he's kind of our resident retard.
>>564452853nothing, he's just larping as a JP player for some reason
>>564452854>there are people who are unironically bricked by skipping yaeno muteki
>>564452854>right after the cheerleader bannerYou're saving for her too, r-right?
>>564452715There's an uma who can
>>564452561>Don't we already know all the alts years in advance?The ones that have been released so far, yesIt is not a new event, the cheerleaders event got rebranded to the sports festival oneEvents are recurring, the ballroom event, summer, halloween, christmasI'm convinced Digitan and Pokke will get alts for this one, Digitan still can get one more, and Pokke has no alts, would be nice.
Do not post glory eyes.
sweepy, do Hanshin Daishoten and Nikkei Sho mission for meI'm gonna take a quick nap
Rolling my seed inside Matikanefukukitaru
>>564453018I'm going to luckshit kneesock nature and then dump on this retard later
>>564452965>>564453002Samefag
>>564453018>fr*ntShan't.
>>564452854I’m a gambling addict who loves to roll okay? It’s not my fault
>>564452970
>>564453058>konbini colors with the NTR on the skirtThis artist knew exactly what he was doing.
>>564453018SHE DOESN'T HAVE GROUNDWORKSHE ALSO DOESN'T HAVE FRECKLES IN HER TITSHER NIPPLES ARE MOST LIKELY BROWN TOO
>>564453082Nah.My eyes are beautiful now and I like showing them off.It's the one beautiful thing about me
>>564453018I'm already flying close to the sun and I might have 1-2 unexpected expenses coming up.
>>564453058again. what does that have to do with Narita Top Road that you're posting images of her? why are you using her as an avatar in an anonymous imageboard?
>>564453058are you retarded? they are just translating the words differently, they're not adding new content
>>564453082
>>564453129Fukumanko...
>>564452854I saved enough on the Yaeno banner that I could dump a spark on Pearl/Bamboo.
>>564453193>HER NIPPLES ARE MOST LIKELY BROWN TOObro noI can't afford herdon't do this to me
>>564453018It's okay, Ines.You get two alts down the road.
>>564453132>>564453058samefag
>>564453241What's the lore on joshua graham being here I missed it
Why the fuck would global get new contentWhat is this magic he's brewing
Why is there art of almond eye and the burnt victim from ruroni transhin
>>564453241What the fuck does Graham have to do with almond eye
>>564453365
>>564453423and a ching chong nip nong to you, young lady
>>564453193>MOST LIKELYThat's going to be a guarantee when she's pregnant
>>564453416he's just spouting random bullshit so he can excuse his avatarfagging
>>564453241you can tell a lot about someone depending on the faction they chose. House>Legion>YesMan>>>>NCR
>>564453373>>564453423There's an in-joke that Umapyoi with Ai-chan burns your skin.
>>564453356I want a Sweepy alt where she's in a string bikini.
CM12870912028709120287091202
wow!!!!!!!
took a day off /uma/ and I'm glad to see it hasn't changed one bit
>>564452595This is LITERALLY not Joshua Graham. SOMEONE SPOONFEED ME NOW.
>>56445341611/11 had people saying all types of shit "Cygames might skip MANT" "Early Throne banner" "1.5 evos on 1st anni'
>>564453189You are allowing your imagination get the worst of you nonnny. That is just Machitan sports festival alt outfit.>>564453225I believe the retard is yourself who can't read my post without being disingenuous[ - ]
>>564453621I missed you
>>564453621If it works, why change it?
>>564453649>might skip MANTthat was easily my favorite theory as of late, esp in hindsight considering MANT killed the game and the general.
>>564453416We already got new content
>i'm the only anon rolling for ines fujin
>>564453649I truly believed evos were coming on first anni desu.
>>564453706why are you avatarfagging here? what's the point?
>>5644536016/9Bring 3!
>>564453373>>564453423>>564453428In game Ai has temperature regulation issues like the real horse does and burned her trainer’s hand while she was holding it for days after she collapsed with a fever after winning the Oaks. Then the meme of her trainer being a mummified burn victim with the glory eyes sharingan became a thing
Ban everyone who posts about avatarfagging including avatarfags
>>564453621>1 DAY>expected meaningful changeretard
>>564453706>I believe the retard is yourself
I was too late to join the roomIt will happen again
I did two whole runs today, be grateful Danchou
>>564453760Don't worry anon, I'm all in on Anus Futajin.
>>564453193>HER NIPPLES ARE MOST LIKELY BROWN TOOi can't...i can't roll... palmer is too soon...
>yes I will try to discuss japanese server content on the global server>it's not off topic because it will eventually hit the global servers in 39 years (unless cygames pull the plug early, oops)>no I will not pick up a tripcode so people that don't care about japanese server content can easily filter it out
>>564453835>and burned her trainer’s hand while she was holding it for daysThat's really cute... clinging to her trainers hand like that.
>>564453649Evos was unironically pretty plausible because it was the only measure that would have stopped XOguri spam for MANT CM's that wasn't just 'lol skip the entire scenario', but now the same deathloop is going to happen for the 4th time.
Imagine flags
>>564453835Lmao Poor ai trainer, but that’s cute
>>564453974guess what, he's gonna make a new thread after this one and he's gonna put JP version game news on the top of the OP too
>>564454069is that the name of a mob uma?
Is Topro posting the easiest way to get free (You)'s??? I'm farming this shit
odds update a TT memberevens do an ogurin run for the derby without borrows0 roll 10 on yaeno muteki
just sent a skeb requesthope the artist accepts it
>>564451829did it leak or?
>>564454069We’ve seen the flags, it’s just a bunch of Krauts and Burgers
which Uma would unconsciously sit in your lap to show you something on her phone
SOON
>>564453601Result582702435827024358270243
>mfw brown nipples tooCurse you, mother.
>>564454127you were supposed to say that in broken english... but have a (you)
>>564454131which TT member, anon?
>>564453649While I like the idea of evolved skills I doubt they have the balls to accelerate it that fast, and because evolved skills will be a hype of their own rather than a balance patch.
>>564454163Curren 100 %. Her flirting scares me
>>564454163Vivlos
>>564454196>these resultsjesus christ the JP screenshots were right
>>564454163biblos
https://x.com/allitell/status/2047080507025051855
>>564454196Nigger its already full and it hasn't even been a minute
>>564454163>implying there is one who doesn't deliberately grind her ass on your crotch
>>564453649isn't the throne banner an actual rugpull
Ugh
>>564454145No leaks. Just going by vibe based on whom the hosts are for the next Paka. I could be completely wrong too. It'd be nice to have a Digitan alt that is not a joke
>>564454163helios
>>564453982Yeah, she actually subconsciously grabbed onto his hand right away and even though it was really starting to hurt, her trainer refused to let go. Even Pandora who was there was asking him if he was okay since it was obviously hurting him but he kept going. Ai felt so bad she gave him some hand cream before summer camp and really started to fall for him after that
>>564454195What's her final form?
>>564454296>Play the game with other peopleor>Read about thread drama for the 100000000000000000000th timethe choice is obvious
>>564454385But it would be very funny to see retarded whales falling for that shit
>>564454196Result449599344495993444959934
>>564454385It is must pull.
>>564454431You can't even read hiragana or katakana you fucking retarded faggot, why are you even attempting to falk about the jp version
>>564454502:\
Sex!
>>564454196The meta arrived...
>>564454195holy shit shut the fuck up we get it
>>564454502not even Grass Wonder blanco can defeat Oguri (Forma del cerdo de invierno)
>>564454218was going to Air Groove but she got 70k in a race so she gets a pass, Rudolf howeverI'll to see if I can change her for someone else Natie is on late duty...
>>564454540If you're a leviathan
Loading times are feeling very fast tonightDid cyjews finally improve their servers?
ryan LOVE https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2047133423509365215/photo/1
>>564454502Result462145114621451146214511
I see big titsI press likesimple as
>>564454743My dick? They call it Mt. Yotei
>>564454439Cute...
>>564446801why is her umanko happy
>>564454731no that's just because people stopped playing
>>564454807holy moly
>>564454807room host anon...mood is set to good...
>>564454385It was without knowing the future since they had no idea it would be trash and the scenario was ending
>>564451216I'm at 149waiting for her to show up in the daily shop while farming taiki
>>564454731You installed Hachimi and forgot about it? It feels the same to me
>>564454385witGOD says it's a troll banner, because it's a MANT card released at the end of MANT. For the JP server it only worked for one CM. In fact, Grand Live wants more rainbow trainings so pal/group aren't that hot (except Hello of course)But if you ask /uma/, some people will quickly tell you that MANT is still the main scenario, even with the next one coming out. I'm not sure I should believe this though, because every video I saw about GL, uma score was about UG minimum (MANT S+)
>>564454807Miracle run
Is it worth going for B mile for Taurus to get Ticket a few more G1s or can I cope without it? Also between 0LB Creek and the 1st anni Dia card (or I guess 1LB Power Rice) which is better for getting the needed gold recovery?
>>564454976why pretend like you're even playing the game?
>>564454964The only good excuses for getting fat are pregnancy, coma, and other extreme medical issues. Now drink your kale
>>564454385its the strongest card in MANT, but by the time it comes out the scenario is close to over. MUST borrow once it comes out, then forget about it.
>>564454964we know you're pregnant McQueen
>>564454807Result166127661661276616612766>>564454937It's not set to Great. My b.
>>564451216I have her since month 1 sadly
Is it more worth it to take restless or triple 7s for Smaru? I feel like restless procs too early and also causes her ult to proc too early.>>564455203My fuarking hero
Hm... it would seem last winter has resulted in me gaining some weight. What are some good exercises /uma/?
>>564455165t-teio!?
>>564455165>less than 600 stamina winningNYOOOOTICING
>>564454995you still do parents in MANT, so having your own throne to hit SS more easily (which doubles your 3* chance on legacies) does help for a while even after GL and GM
>>564451216I have both Teios already
>>564455330Running
>>564455165Result915768559157685591576855
>>564455029you can run med long but you lose about 150-300 sp on average. 0lb creek is better but the lost of rb is huge I'd borrow a creek at all cost. you should be able to make a welfare 50rb+ deck
>>564451324>i didnt get bright after 30 pulls and chickened out
>>564454964>>564455330stop crossposting to /v/uma
>>564455203KINO. Surely cygays will make a movie/OVA right
>>564444948I was going to wait on rolling for Nishino until the Cheerleader banner came out just on the offchance Nishino would spook me, but Cyjews released Gayno Muteki's banner instead and now Nishino's banner is gone.
I just saw a pace promoted xoguri
>>564452459I can be a 7/10 if I lose weight
>>564455391one more please bwo
>>564455406I'm really hoping that we get a movie with these three. Ace's victory in the Japan Cup was a huge moment in Keiba history.
>>564455380That makes sense. Since I usually borrow Fuku for parenting, I'll just change the borrow card.
>>564453193I can easily delude myself into believing she has both brown nipples and freckles on her tits
>>564455391Result404904724049047240490472
>>564454994Me on the left
you guys all have pink nipples, right?
>>564455610how is it already full
>>564446626They're drinking juice.
>>564455391why is she that close this should be illegal holy fuck
>>564453760She will get a couple daily pulls but otherwise she'll have to spook me as saving for cards will take priority over her, Palmer, Helios and every other frontrunner you can think of.
>>564455657I do but they're hairy
>>564454439That’s so adorable, ai’s trainer sounds like a really cool guy too
>>564455661/uma/ is full of sweaty lurkers
>>564455698with high wit and lots of midrace skills you can bypass pacedown
>>564453760i will be pulling ryans girlfriend
>>564455610Result548510745485107454851074
>>564455698
where are the jiggies
>>564455776>bypass pacedownwhat the fuck
>>564455657I thought pink nipple is pure fiction?
>>564455557Seems like the perfect setting for a movie to be honest>first time Japan wins the CUP>Friendship/rivalry between them 3>not just 1, but 2 triple crown winners>underdog storyare cygays just not interested in their IP?
>>564455874yeah, if you get pacedown a speed skill removes it
>>564455815parody of what, invincible?
>>564455926that really doesnt sound true after everyone and their mother had 1200 wit and plenty of skills for the sprint cm
>>564455715same but I wax mine. My girlfriend refuses to suck on them otherwise.
>>564455806Result304566743045667430456674
>>564455818here's a wee one
>>564455919Cygays is busy with Kagurabachi please understand
How much are you holding and for what /uma/bros? This is my sweepy and summershi fund
Is Mr. CB (Cock and Balls) really worth it if I like Ends or is it one of those cards that's only good for the scenario and then dies quickly?
>>564456021The former
>>564455973you don't understand. Oguri looks at pacedown and sees a crack appear in the glass in front of her.
When do we get a pirate themed uma?
>>564455973https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-mechanics
>>564455919Part of me wonders that the lack of contemporaries plays a factor in it. If we're going anime logic, then not everyone is racing their careers at the same time. This means that the only Umas that we know that would be at Tracen at the time of their story would be just those three, Sirius, Maruzensky, and possibly Ramonu.
>>564456021it's actually not even that good for the scenario. it's just useful for end closers.
>>564456019rickey
>>564453621Not exactly good news
>>564456019CB wit, sweep, light hello/tachyon, yeppers, and ramonu wit
>>564455980ResultOne more race!412848044128480441284804
>>564456021>wit card with straightaway spurt plus daring strikeyou tell me retard
>>564456141so if you chain enough velocity skills you just never enter pacedown?
Next CM will be better
Can I get 1200/1200/1200 with this deck?
>>564456019finemotion/curren banner, hoping i dont roll 200 and get neither again like s.maru...I'll probably go for summer macshi too, i would like taikis camp outfit a lot but it's hard to justify risking 30k for an alt unless i truly love it and I know I'll use the chars kit (blaze bancho in fall). Tach/S.maru cards
>>564456304depends on FineMo mood
>>564455398I guess losing OYL is worth it for the extra stamina, Red Shift/Dober/Slick/NN should be enough accel anyways. Fortunately I have max Kita/FM, so I can run Kita/Windy/FM/Wit!Marv/Tachyon/Creek for 55RB>>564456245I had this happen during Capricorn and it was hilarious
>>564455203kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy06KmhUjI8
>>564456197And that's all for tonight. Thanks for joining.
>>564456245now you are starting to understand why pace chasers are going to become the most cancerous style to main
>>564455975explode
>>564456304replace riko with tachyon and maybe
>>564456019my fellow hoardGODS... holding for the human rights banners (Tachyon and Ramonu), FM/Maru rerun, KS Miracle guts (just aiming for 1LB), and in terms of umas just Cheer Nature, Machan, and Helios
>>564456459thanks for hosting
>>564456141you know, i remember reading that. But pacedown was such a god awful menace in sprint.. literally got punished match after match for having the best uma on the track
>>564456153Maru needs to be inserted in the movie somehow
>>56445601956kRolling for Palmer and then nothing until Tachyon/Hello then the SMaru/FineMo rerunAlso either doing Nakayama or Blaze Brian (the other one will be selector'd)Then Ramonu after.I'm in trouble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH6YC46u8-wTRACEEEEEEEEEEN!
WHY DO YOU NEVER RESTOCK THE FUCKING SHOP YHOU GREEN WHORE
>>564451324This but I'm farming Opera with Rice
>>564456487my retarded ass forgot to attach
I don't even know what I'm saving for, I barely even do careers that aren't Mambo failing her first URA goal anymore.
>>564456587Bamboo is cuteI was thinking of rolling for her but I already have Vodka as my late surger miler uma
>all these hoardersjoin the umarollers
>>564456587Those are Bamboo Memories
>>564456648>only 1 SSR crystal
>>564456507Kita is mot that big
>>564456730i spent the 1st one we got to MLB my Creek
>>564456730Not that anon but I started during Aoharu and I used my first one on Kitasan rerun to MLB her
>>564456735says so?
>>564456019Will be sparking the CB wit banner, then pulling on the Inari Banner, then sparking the Tachyon speed/Light Hello pal banner, saving for Yeppers, probably pulling for Festa, and then sparking Ramonu wit banner and the Mr. CB banner.
>>564456378Yeah bring 3-4 white accels especially on derby is fine>sprint BNWI kneel
I will not make an emergency xoguriI will lose as an oshirunnerHeart over metaI will not make an emergency xoguriI will lose as an oshirunnerHeart over metaI will not make an emergency xoguriI will lose as an oshirunnerHeart over meta
>>564456923
*reduces your speed*
>>564456954>losewhere's your faithdo you even love your oshi if you've already given up on her before it's begun
>>564456884WHO*****
>>564456954If you watch Cinderella Gray playing Oguri Cap will feel as oshi gaming.She's very cute in that anime.
>>564456884Still too big! They aren't that squishy!
>>564456954Gotta make the scummiest meta team, easily secure Group A, then proceed to enjoy oshigaming
>>564457040Kitastupid Baka
>>564457034me on the right, with my cute punny wife
>>564456395history was made that day
>>564457040retard
>>564457040minor spelling mistake takes yet another one...
I'm doing triple dominator just to ruin everyone's day
i have never seen such a shitty run
whats up with CBs obsession with the rain
>>564457187Calling someone retarded is not a random act of kinda nice. You of all people should know this
>>564457194So that's where disgusted Curren disgusted is from.
>>564457194>it's real>it's real
I want to stream a MANT run while /uma/ watches and calls me a retard
>>564457125>>564457187>>564457240
huh?
be nice
>>564456395The oonige is real.
>>564457440Bully kitaposters (lovingly)
Meisho Doto raped and killed a trainer in 1990
Post flat umas.
>>564456954Not even Cafe herself wants me to run her during mant
>>564457432VIRUS DO NOT DOWNLOAD
she's hot wow
>>564457698Cute Ai-chan
https://jiggie.fun/bQrlUxhttps://jiggie.fun/bQrlUxhttps://jiggie.fun/bQrlUx
>>564456507Holy fuck
I mean, this is a no risk gamble. What am I going to do? Run 4 races in a row with no stamina? Even if it fails, there is no penalty other than losing a turn.
>>564457256This but I'll add triple hesitant front runnersI won't win but neither will frontkeks
>>564457353that fuku run was fun
>>564457432finally sweepers are gonna get swept!
>>564457680espo LOVEdirt uma LOVE
give me more carats, cygay i am poor
>>564458003Always rewarded never punished. Never stop gambling.
>>564456954im running xog, doms simply because i don't want to run more mants. I made 3 usable ones and i'll let things play out. Props if running tam though, I've just seen like no one but FR and xog win in races
>>564458091After she becomes my trainee, Espoir City will be Estrus City
>>564458091Falco LOVE
>>564457656You can only choose one, /uma/.
dew i curse my roster with this
>>564458675wait these are Mona's feet
>Finally a medium parent Maru roll when I grabbed the wrong grandparent.>2wit 2stm 3powI hope it's good enough because I'm 10 parent runs in and I'm already sick of them.
>>564456704i am an uma roller but only for the ones I likedAnd I got all the ones I like so far
>>564458732
>>564458753you will never unbrick yourself if you do this
>>564458939My favorite Arknights character
>>564457865I'm falling for the propaganda, dammit
>>564458732I like too many of emYou can't make me choose
>>564458753Pandora's Teio...
>enter G1>rival screen pops up>V O D K A
>>564458732menhera sex
>>564459050She does have that milf feel to her
>>564459125
>>564458732mare umanko
>>564457865I look like this
stop hornyposting
why am I seeing Uma VAs kissing on twitter
Are you ready for like 3 NTR threads in a row now bwos?
>>564459194How is she personality wise? I'm willing to be converted into an Admire Groove admirer.
>>564459324link
>>564459476how thoughtful...
>>564458732The strongest
>>564459476>dirt uma>angsty tsundere>gyaru>alt fashionit's like cygames made her exactly for me
>>564459389I don't know, may a JPdacchi enlighten us
>>564458732For me it’s Chrono
>>564458732there are five of them that I like, but I'm staying loyal to my wife
>>564459756You forgot>VA has a cute story for how she got the role
>>564459476leftovers. great. it's like she's treating me like a dog. tch.
>>564459623She is so cool It's a shame her and Gimlet are the only two end closers I like so I can't really use em in CMs because I won't roll for the end closer cardsThat's a huge flaw on the game's design, I think specialized support cards are a mistake
>>564458732there is only 1 correct answer
>>564459931Got a link to that?
can I even reach Ug with Mile/Med or Med/Long umas?
>>564459931do elaborate
>>564458732My one and only of course.
>>564460187Post Macky aces
>>564460187Hey I recognize that character. She's in this game I play
>>564460252I want to make Tickezo for the Dahby but I am not good at this game and I have bad cards
>>564459931
https://pastebin.com/ssVAm4ds
>>564460149>>564460178>>564460350NTA but she only became a seiyuu to be an umamusume
>>564456884>>564456507I need to make Kita into my paizuri slave
>>564459989Her original version does work as a Late, if you’re planning to run thoseYou do miss out a really good Gold skill, but you can’t have your cake and eat it too
>>564460664It's possible but not practical. You need SEVEN breast growth potions from Tazuna's shop, which will only happen like once in every thousand careers. If you use a trainee who has just one breast size larger to start with, then you only need six potions, which increases the chance enormously (to about 5% I think).
>>564445631If /uma/ dies then I will make sure to have sex with Tazuna before it goes under
>>564460712All but two of her skills are end closer specific, that's rough.Is there any uma that is so good from their base skills that you can get away with not running the position specific cards?Or are the position specific cards THAT good that there's no way you can beat them?Like if someone made a Dorija with two meta end closer cards and the rest generics and I made one with just generics would I stand no chance because of those two end closer specific cards?
Official /uma/ review of the game
>>564460248I NEVER SAID I WAS A GOOD TORENA OK, as a f2p I'm perfectly content on winning group B.>>564460280I used to play that game as well, forgot the name though.
but what if I post sfw art with nsfw soundpost?
cute and round
>5 gold hammers during junior year alonebruh
>>564461185then i get hard
>>564461145Cute MackiesGood luck anon!
>>564461185Just post cropped art
GOAAALL INNNNN
>>564461113Generic skills are generally ~20-30% weaker than their role specific counterpartsIt’s not really a matter of it being impossible, since there is a lot of luck involved, but the specialized Journey will be more consistent and more powerful all aroundDon’t get it twisted, though. The role specialization was not a gameplay decision. It was made purely with profit in mind. Strong generic skills and cards are bad for business
bros...........
>>564461320Arigathanks anon.
>>564461646>using all the clocks before the almond rape erangmi
>>564461547Yeah precisely, it's good for business but bad for game design. I agree with you 100%Meh. I might still do it though. I don't plan to be winning platinum every single CM. I'll probably still roll for her and Gimlet because I am a sucker for chuuni and cool characters.
Hey NTRfag, post how many fans you've gotten on NTR real quick, I need to see your dedication with my own eyesI need a screenshot
>>564461646Just about 3 months left, you can make it no problem
>>564461773I trust you bro
>>564461453but janny gets uppity when victim's expression is too extreme
Will the next mode at LEAST have LESS menusmant has TOO much clicking
>>564461861Me out of frame
>>564461646I'm at 25I'll be joining you soonI am not sure what will be the plan afterwards. Abandoning runs constantly while still doing MANT because we can't retry races or go to AoHaru and play open league
>>564461872It has MORE if you can believe it
aren't we getting some FREE daily pulls on the cheerleader banner or did i dream that?
>>564456953I'm doing it again for Leo Cup v2, sprint BNW made Capricorn a ton of fun and it's up there as one of my favorite CMs
>>564461973I see 23 in the misc pulls section. Probably get a few for GolShi week 2.
>>564461769NTR anon is busy jigging right now, do you want me to tell him something?
>>564461921You get 5 clocks from dailies 3 from random shop 1 for the free reset and a mystery 5th clock from TTFor me it's going to be 1 run a day from the 5 borrows, resetting until I get the no loses seedI'm sure danchou will understand
>>564461987Are you using regular Hayahide?The Christmas outfit is a little out of place when the other two are using their regular outfits.
orenji
>>564462054Tell him this.
>>564461973yeppers
>>564461969yeah but you get to stare at light hello's tits so it's better.
>>564462061>5 clocks from dailiesWhere?>TTI don't do those everyday, I am already on promotion range>Random shopDumb mechanic I don't actively try to activate.
>>564461969Best song mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk
>>564462179bwo you get clocks from the random shop you should at least buy these every day
>>564462179>Where?I think anon was saying that the three, the one, and the other one add up to five
>>564462130Can't wait to spend my off-days doing bareback sex with Light Hello
>>564462502Surely Umas wouldn't take advantage of their Torena's this way right?
>>564462365Yeah that's IF Tazuna shows up.She never fucking does when I do use my three daily race tickets and use all my TT races
>>564462129I hope those are 2 tenners at the very start because I am NOT waiting
>>564462072It was Christmas Biwa, she has my favorite outfit in the whole game so I don't mind her standing out a bit. I would love to see Christmas Taishin/Ticket some day to go with her though, shame that one of them always seems to miss out of a theme the other two get. That said I'm most likely running regular for Taurus Cup v2 since I need that gold recovery and my options are very scuffed otherwise
>>564462512>Dia with a ponytailSEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SURELY they'll save the game with the DAHBY (Kentucky) secret patch
>>564459256proof?
big donkey tits
>>564462740A twenty-thousand word story by ChatGPT about an elderly Tokai Teio struggling to remember her glorious youth as she fades into senility
>>564462557damn cygay, the doujin potential is insane
>>564462812
>>564462614they're not, it's 1 free pull daily for 10 days
>>564462870Moo
>>564462812What is wrong with you?
>>564462719Only if Wonder Dean wins the Dahby
>>564462898Sign it
hisleepy
>>564463076*rapes you*
>>564463013Why is her achievements so underappreciated by the japs tho
>>564463013I like Rob RoyI never disrespected herShe is cuteI also thought Sunday was the biggest short stack in the game but it was her instead.
>>564463076I've raped you before you even read this postyou have my cum inside you
>>564463102>>564463169none of that here!!
can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one mambo please?
>>564463104autumn triple crown isn't valued as highly as the classic simply because it's a rough schedule and in the modern era most elite horses that could do it go overseas to compete instead (l'arc is around the same time as the tenno sho)
>>564463201I've invaded your thoughts tooyou could call that mind rape
>>564460149>>564460178Ya know Yuru Camp? Know it's OP? The singer from that is the VA. She really badly wanted to become an Uma, so she took VA lessons and went "CyJuices, please hire me, desu" and they said yes. It was her long dream, becoming an uma.
Does HCreeks unique work decently for CM13?
>>564463273Sure thing
>>564463313Go spend an hour exploring thishttps://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aliterotica.com+umamusume
>>564463315No
>>564462512
>CM Registration is up and all that I have is one grandparentWhat the fuck am I supposed to do now? How the fuck are you supposed to play this game and have a job at the same time?
>>564463201Bue could never throw hands
>>564463315Hooper Creek (a Super Creek variant based on an event story in which she goes to Bubblyland and unexpectedly gets really really into a hula hoop dance class, to the point that for a while she won't even race without her hoop)
>>564463601He’s literally me fr fr
>>564463716Listen to this guy >>564461139
>>564463510:(Pace Chasers can't have fucking shit in Tracen
>>564463716>has a job>wasting time doing not only parents but grandparents for every CMyou're a big baka, use borrows and your best parents from other ace runs
>>564463716Step one is not to start training at the fucking grandparent level. What the fuck? I barely even put any effort into parents beyond getting them a good enough pink spark and a few okay whites.
This racing carnival event is dogshit. I don't remember the previous one being this grindy.
>>564463716stop being a perfectionist and throw some runs together. Identify what's a must-have vs what's just a minmax and cut all the flab away. You can do well with 1 generic parent of your own + 1 tailored borrow parent.
>>564463716>making grandparentsGwo just borrow some dudes legacy and pump out aces
>372 image posts>over 750good, good, just this once
>>564463716>farming for grandparent when you have a job
>>564463808>pace chasershey
>>564463942Yay!
>>564463870Is it really very different from normal Team Trials grinding?
>>564463980Oguri Fatass doesn't count
>>564464018who the fuck grinds team trials? i press the button once a day.
>>564447024>pantyhose outpaced impregnationSasuga
>have a great run>only one card completed >every other card that pops up is some fucking rando>the basic of basics of inspiration Kill me
>>564463716>he fell for the job memeclassic mistake
>>564464018I have never grinded team trials before. I only do 1 run daily when there's no event mission to do more.
>failed 13% summer training There goes 1 borrow, saved me 30 minutes
>>564463716Your next 3 runs are your 3 aces, you either win or lose that's what I've been doing, don't be retarded and burn yourself out
>>564464150
>>564463808WAIT AND HOPE
>>564463870the RNG is what killed me. Doing 5 matches in a row and getting zero fujicoins really lowers morale.
>>564464194You mean the stars?
>>564464018TT only requires one good run to retain, Carnival is a proper grind.
Yukino or Neicha wit for making a Dahby late surger ace?
>>564463745ITS HALLOWEEN CREEK!!!!!
>>564465751Ackshully its Sex Creek because she's SUPER SEX AND SUPER SEXY AND SUPER HOT
