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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
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>>564469417yeah i thought it was like a fetish thing i got those vibes you know, like i don't know i think it's like her eyes maybe. like those guys that are into people being cartoon flattened, like flat stanley you know flat stanley. god i hate that guy he looks stupid as hell anyways whatever i trust you you seem reliable you seem a good man so here you go
>>564469793Holy Reddit
>>564469973>Noelle when I put my tongue up her butthole
>>564469973She’s very silly, I like it.
>>564469973Jerking off to this
>>564469887Criticize the game rationally. Don't make up pointless nonsense like "the story was rewritten to be about holidays" and then act like you're saying anything of importance. This criticism is as valuable as complaining about how it's unrealishtic that the characters change colors in the dark worlds
>>564469848why keep adding the underswap and darkheart music links
Fuuuuuck my balls itch
>>564469904>Drops 499 pennies on you like Crash missing a bunch of crates
>>564470226thank me later when you listen to the entire underswap soundtrack
>>564470359>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>Noelle STOLE my ADVENTURE and RAPED my MISSION
>>564470719weird lookin kris
>>564470719Give me the Tenna cosplayers number. I would.
>>564470719forget about the tenna cosplayer tell me about that fat guy in the back
>>564470719If all moids got fat and put on the /utg/ male poster starter pack they would get a wife in the next 5 mins
>>564470719THE HEROESGERBSONSUSSYTARDNAAND TWO FACE IN THE BACK
>>564470719hey look its george martin in the background haha hey goerge where the FUCK is winds of winter you dipshit!!
>>564470719every time i see a picture like this my brain comes closer and closer to finally convincing myself to try and cosplay wayneradiotv's spamton a spamton
>>564470719WHY isn't the gerson's neck fabric tucked in!! ILLUSION RUINED!!!!!You just know whatever's in that $10 box is insanely not worth it
How do I get a fat GF and convince her to cosplay as Catty while i'm Burgerpants.
>>564470963winds is a hoax
>>564471265Just go to a con and find one It’s not like you’re commit any further than that
BIG things are happening
It's a nice change to see the general not seethe or going schizo over a cosplayer picture even if it may not be good
>>564471050Fave is in the box anon...
>>564471464OH FUCK
>>564471050>insanely not worth itIt's quite a wild ride, my friend. Well worth the time spent. You will learn so much, yet experience so little... But time is ticking. You need to get in the box now!
>>564471559These threads are ruled by the fat spamtenna shadow government
>>564471814>iphoneEEEEEEWWWWWW
Toby... wasnt the greatest writer.
>>564471814>girlsEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW COOTIES YOUR POST HAS COOTIES!!! DELETE ITT!!! DELETE IT NOW!!!
>>564471814god I wish that was me
>564471814>skinny>womenyuck
>>564472126Just like in utg...
>>564472193the women in here are FAT!!!!!!!! stoopid!!!
>>564472225>has not seen the women's BMI numbersAnon...
>>564472225>doesn’t know
>>564471871>>564472028>>564472074>>564472126imagine if they could see these posts right now
>>564472484There's a reason they painted over their faces.
>>564472484i don't particularly care if an iphone user gets mad at me being far more awesome than them
whadya say?oh yea ok whatever
hey i just had the coolest idea for a fangame ever, whats the best engine to make a deltarune battle if i have fuck all in terms of coding knoweldge
>>564472820if you aren't willing to learn coding you're gonna have to settle for a scratch fangame, and that's about it
>>564472736before this gets nuked tell me the artist
>>564472126>Can't see
This is Fave's favorite ship dynamic
>>564472885Nothing to nuke therehttps://x.com/i/status/2046924840980865467
I'm confused, who in this game supposedly got molested? I don't mean the weird route
>>564473039The player
>>564472986this isn't hot it's gay
>>564472935>womanstill apart of the problem
>>564473039Toby Fox said that Undertale and Deltarune can be whatever we want so I chose for it to a rape fanrasy where a transgender deer girl rapes the little boy character and traumatizes him into a soulless husk
Deltarune AU where all monsters and darkners are female and fuckable and Kris is the only male. The weird route consists on mindbreaking Noelle into helping you sexually enslave everyone.
Deltarune au where all the monsters are male and the weird route is about turning kris gay
>>564473324TheWill...
>>564472736the top right snapshot makes no sense since kris is on her left
>>564473475Coomers have poor reasoning skills? No way
>>564473264Trans Dess? Hot
>>564473475Plot twist: it's a mirror on the wall
>>564472736Fingers in Kris Ass - Asgore Response
>>564473729It's 1 in the morning, I can't be laughing this hard
>>564469906Wife.Anywhomst, I sketched this on a sticky note when I got bored and then with ibisPaint X I colored it in with a "Multiply" layer, utilizing a watercolor brush. I was very satisfied with the result despite it being the first time I've used it in such a manner. I might use this method whenever I finish writing the script for such and such comic (GOODNESS writing makes me tired). However I'm not sure if it would be nearly as effective if I were to utilize it in tandem with the scanning settings I typically use to digitize my traditional art as the texture of the paper seems to give it "half its weight" for lack of a better term... oh well.>Uncompressed version for ye people of interest in such matters>https://litter.catbox.moe/ni4wg46eo3kzoqbn.png>>564472820Coding is a bit out of my expertise, but I've been playing with Godot for a bit. How IF statements are formatted and how variables are declared are a bit unintuitive IMO, among other things, but I haven't struggled with it like I had with unity (especially with exporting projects). I would think it would be between Scratch and Unity in terms of difficulty (but definitely above Scratch in terms of general capability), but there is STILL a very present skill floor and you won't be making anything noteworthy without doing some homework.
Carol implements a Futa Tax to drive Susie outnof Hometown
>>564474037Cute
Chara is a moron and deserved to die from AIDs or whatever it was.(don't tell them i said this)
>>564471464He looks kinda zooted
>>564474246I thought this was a weird armor plated gaping mouth blob creature coming over to eat frisk. I should sleep
Jane Juliet vs Snowgrave Susan
>>564474037Cute Catty pic.
what do you think, CHYAT? will chapter 5 BREAK ME????
>>564471464
>>564475301can't get any worse
>>564475431omni man are you sure dot mp4
Fave lives here
https://litter.catbox.moe/hao7nh.mp4
Chapter 5 will lose half the Deltarune fan base when the HMOFA and literally me aspects gets completely destroyed by Kris's betrayal
>>564477137If Susie was male that crowd would rejoice
>>564476997CHAPTER FIVE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Gaster can I have a new vessel. This one I have is defective.
>>564477137Please god let this happen
>>564477331whats wrong with it?
>>564477437It's an asshole.
>>564477464im sorry, but that's a feature, it was built to be like that. no refund for you. you should've read the fine print. bitch.
>>564477137yum yum yum
good morning utg, how are you guys doing?
become alive again utg i demand it
No *crosses arms and falls back into the crypt*
The bus theme song https://youtu.be/QUarX1g1dac
>>564477331what fucking part of >YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM NOW ON.did you not understand?!
>>564477641Good morning!I'm very excited today.
What if the Deltarune demo installer was diegetic and from Kris's perspective so it was us driving Kris and Kris accepting that everything happens
>he thinks the voice at the start of the game gave you the vesselNo it was the asshole who said "will be discarded". I will kill this person.
>>564477641hello hello. im watching a song a guy (>>564477803)in this thread linked, ive actually seen this song before, but its such an incredible creation, i cant help but watch it every time i see it. its legendary. its mystical, its magical.
>>564477950I would bet the sanctity of my bussy that it was Kris
>>564478036I will kill this person.
>>564477137HbOFA will win, trust
Would Noelle be upset if i fucked a clone of Susie?
>Your name is...>Kris!If the Evil Vessel Stealer was talking to us that means they're equating us to Kris doesn't itYet if they were talking to Kris at that point then that would mean uuuuhhhhhh I don't know
Live in reality. Fantasy bad. Nobody can choose who they are in this world.Anyways here's a lion man in a dress insisting he's a woman.
>>564478141why are you blue
>>564478160it would mean they disrespect kris to the point that they are happy to reduce them to the identity of mere cage, which is in character for the knight
>>564478160My name is...Kris Zula
>>564478095Dess will look like the most basic white bitch (deer edition)
>>564478160Do we know for sure that the Vessel Stealer was even about to say KrisToriel was the one who said Kris and I don't think she's the one who yoinked our vessel
The second voice in the intro is the third entity
>>564478279It's the Man Marked by Flames...THAT PERSON will explain everything
"nobody can choose who they are in this world" I can choose to shut your bitch ass up Kris. Stop talking.
>>564478160Its a fake out like the dreams in Undertale. The voice was going to say "your name is Dess", it just randomly cut to Toriel yelling Kris.
>>564477887>>564478029glad to hear!! :D
>>564478397But I'm not Dess. I'm me.
>>564478176The lion has his full mane too, not unlike a troon with a full wizard beard
>>564478210
>>564478497It doesn't even make sense because Mettaton isn't allowed to be a troonbot and he's the one who inspires the lion
Why would Susie tell Kris "your choices dont matter". Its almost as if she's used to hearing that herself, while being raped of course.
>>564478497>>564478591this is the strongest mettaknight evidence there is
It's kind of interesting how the Knight is nearly always referred to as an "it"Skimming through the dialogue dump, it seems like Susie is the only character who ever calls the Knight a "them" a.k.a instinctively humanizes it while nobody else does (not even the narration)Even the Prophecy says "THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKES WITH BLACKENED KNIFE" and not "THE KNIGHT *WHO* MAKES"This has to mean something important right
>>564478882Sorry chuddie, red herring
Giving the Knight antlers was a mistake. People should have believed the Knight was a darkner until the end.
>>564479004It's hard to believe the Knight is a darkner when it's running around in the Light World and opening fountains (something we explicitly know darkners cannot do without some new plot element added to allow it)No Kris and Alvin didn't make 1/2 or 4's fountains and regardless the Knight still opened one on screen when it made the Titan anyway
why does everyone in Snowdin suddenly become crestfallen after you kill Papyrus? Do they all have some kind of sixth sense that tells them when the funny skeleton dies?
>>564478882Susie is also the Ralsei is Real character so the Knight could be either a "Ralsei is Real ergo the Knight is Real" thing or a "The Knight isn't Real, so is Ralsei Real?" thingAlthough I'm not sure if that's the direction we're going since the Knight can take the helmet off to reveal it's somebody and that's going to be a whole thing going forward
>>564479183Small town, word gets around
How do you know Kris didn't stop time and run over to the church to make the sanctuary fountain and run back before letting time resume?
>>564478176>>564478497>>564478591Most female anthro monsters have long hair on their heads, so a female presenting lion monsters with a mane wouldn't look unusual in-universe. Dress lion being a lion with a mane is only to signal transness to us, the player, because we have a shared understanding that manes are a thing only male lions have. That wouldn't exist within the game universe so dress lion having a mane isn't equivalent to a human trans woman with a wizard beard. (yes this is me coping)
>>564469848Hooman!
>>564479183Papyrus made the town lively. Hometown sucks because Papyrus isnt out
Papyrus will be fiendishly intelligent and serious in Deltarune
>>564479394Kris timestop theory explains everything, from ninja dodging the apple Susie threw to how Kris found the time to visit Noelle post snowgrave.
>>564479835>touhou is one of toby's autistic fixations>kris is obsessed with knives>sakuya is obsessed with knives and can stop time
>>564479835it also explains this scene
>>564478160The voice doesn't say Kris, Toriel does. We don't know who they were going to actually say.
Eram is the second voice
Final Fantasy X-2>Party of three cuties>Can change into different cute costumes at willDeltarune>Party of three uggos>Can change into different cute costumes but only as context-sensitive setpieces for specific fights
Women experimenting in college
>>564480070if this was a time stop why did the rain stop too?the rain should've remained just frozen in time.i give this theory a 3/10.
>>564479817This will be Papyrus Deltarune
>>564480287Weve got to find TiDess!
>>564480814Seeing this pic in higher resolution than usual feels like witnessing something magical
wait a damn minute if toby based the skelebros on his old hand puppets........ and there was a third one we dont talk about anymore....... WAS HE USING HIS PINGUS FOR IT?
Does Rudy have a job or is he another deadbeat husband?
>>564482060>wait a damn minute if toby based the skelebros on his old hand puppets........he what
>>564477826CoL was right
>>564482707All the fan art of the Knight using the evil Nike slash will become out of date when Kris pulls it out for their boss fight
>>564472307>Ralsei>80
a happy goat morning from our family to yours
Sometimes I think I imagined Kris entering the bunker at the end of chapter 3
FavenightI'm FavoriteIt's raining Faveballs!
Deltarune is a vampiric curse and the only cure is Toby finishing it
he did the runehe did the delta rune
watch me delt, deltnow watch me runerune
The Pippins were having funThe party had just begunThe guests included SusanWingy Ding and his Son
>>564483996it was a graveyard trash
giving Susie poisonous chalk
it's coming up it's coming up it's coming up it's coming up it's coming up it's coming upit's fave
>>564484514that's mean.
good morning i love them
>>564485405What if the little spamtongs start chewing through Tenna like termites?
>>564485879oh no millions of minispams climbing down my throat and tearing through my flesh oh no
>>564485879they wouldn't do that
i want kris to collar and leash me and take away my agency while they fuck the life out of me
Hear ye, good folk of Hometown! I hath come to vanquish the evil that is plaguing your households! *chops off krises head with a longsword*
>>564486187Sharia law in Hometown? Chapter 5 leak?!
>>564486237Inshallah
>>564486131this but chara
>>564486131This but Queen.
>>564486843Look at Susies stupid fucking retard loser pet
>>564486131This but Frisk.
what is it?
Deltarune is taking so long that I'm starting to feel nostalgic about chapter 1
>>564487357WELCOME TO THE you pee goodhow was the PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE
>>564487381dont think it dont say it donkt think it dont say it
>>564487357boner
I see a favertank in this place? Imma be a one man faveburguh aPOCALYPSE
>>564487381It is perfectly normal for a pixel art RPG about nostalgia and coming of age to take so long to make that the target audience is nostalgic for when they came of age when the initial demo came out
>>564487450what's wrong anon?
UP YOUR ASS
>>564487381I cried when I saw the field of hopes and dreams bit again remembering the SURVEY_PROGRAM days it's over
>>564488195Grow up.
>>564488234nah man take me back i wanna be young again
>>564487381I miss the ch1 vibes of Ralsei acting as a railroad-y earnest DM trying to get the party to follow the campaign he carefully planned out while Susie completely ignores it to go off the rails. I get why the group dynamic has to change, it makes sense narratively. But Susie disobeying everyone amd bruteforcing solutions while Ralsei tries to have a positive outlook about it was entertaining as fuck.
>>564488504Grow up *projects ageing magick on ye"
>>564478882King and Gerson they them tooMight be accidental or deliberate pronoun drift unrelated to the characters
>>564487673If Deltarune is a game for teenagers and Toby intends the game to played as a single unspoiled experience, then the real "target audience" are people born 2010 - 2015* who don't use the internet much.*this is assuming chapter 6 in 2027 and chapter 7 in 2028. If it takes longer the target audience will be people born later
>>564487381Reminder that chapter one is going to be fucking eight this year, I'm honestly expecting chapter seven to come out for the tenth anniversary and if not, april 13th of 2029, I'm calling it now
what is a chapter one
I AM PENIS
>>564489545the destroyer of buss
>>564479835>>564479991>kris is an adopted child who uses knives and can stop time>kris is dio>noelle gets a flesh bud in weird route but with the soul
I hate deltarune precisely because it’s a coming of age story and I hate coming of age stories because I wasted my youth and I am an ugly fucking dysgenic loser
>>564487357is it really you? please tell me it's really you, you have no idea how much i've missed this ritualpost
Dess nervously explaining to Asriel why she felt the need to carve a heart with Donkey Kongs initials into a tree while he wasnt looking
>>564490253how was the fall
>>564488932Gerson makes Susie question what the Knight "is" in the first place, talking about it as if it's a thing rather than a person. He only treats it as a person after he realizes Susie treats it as one, probably to make the conversation less confusing. As for King, he's never even met the damn thing, so who knows.
What if the Knight is just a role and that's why it's called an It despite the person in the role being a person with a person's pronouns
>>564490004don't worry anon, im a 21 y.o unc that fucked up college twice and i might not be able to get back in until im 22 (into a non-degree mill one anyway)I didnt even start learning an instrument until this year, i haven't cultivated ANY cool or practical skills my entire childhood, never had any unique or cool experiences during all that time either, so ur not alone
>>564489815>Kris killed Azzys (sim) pet>Kris sexually assaulted Azzys girlfriend>but they got over it and went back to being good friends, or so it seemed
>>564490461A knight is a social class.
krissy krissu play as a wizzy wizard in RPG games
The Knight if deltarune were good
>>564490559>turning 26 next month>just transferred to Business out of Engineering so basically restarting college from scratch>never honed any artistic skills or anything actually useful whatsoeverI'm the man Burgerpants sees in his nightmares
KONO FAVE DA
Big boner down the land
Do some of you guys not have any hobbies outside Deltarune?
>>564491463I like woodworking, medieval caligraphy, daoist and buddhist philosophy, celtic and germanic mythology, rock carving, homebrewing, cooking, astrology, birdwatching, hiking, tenting and boating.
>>564491463No
>>564490253Nope, that would be me. The ACKSHUAL ritualpost includes an ellipsis before the "what is it?". I appreciate that you liked my stupid joke, though, assuming you aren't being ironic.
Thoughts on this analysis?https://youtu.be/nENxFHAImYk?si=YkUo_OsIwHvIm-2k
>>564491862not watching that
>>564490004I hate coming of age stories too because none of it is relatable, it's not even that it makes me regret anything but it weirds me out on how the stuff in it is meant to be so common, like take heartstoppers for example, it's far too happy for me, a lot of these stories are>>564491463currently I'm too sick to want to do much today :(
>>564491862Gay
>>564491862I'm not watching 30 minutes of video so I checked the comments and it's "Kris's evil desires to harm and dominate others are just intrusive thoughts they don't want to do ever ever ever" slop so my thought is that it's stinky
>>564491463yes, jacking off
who wants to play RE6 with me?
Asriel is the knight
>>564475431Excellent work
>>564492254Fuck you this is a RE5 general.
>>564492329isn't that the racist one?
>>564492254I just beat 1-3 and started 4 I'm not there yet no spoilers
the RE games kinda sucks desu
>>564492374you're the racist one
>>564492031Lotta of non-OCD autists even ITT who just don't understand shit about how OCD and intrusive thoughts work. Mental health will never be taken seriously, society is unfathomably cooked, everyone's getting nuked, ngmi.
>>564492394theres zombies in it
Kris tried to embarrass Asriel by giving Catty a big fat sloppy kiss in front of all their friends, but she just laughed and pinched lil Krissys cute cheeks
>>564492687Oh shut up you miserable gremlin.
>>564492687If Kris's desires are just random OCD static then that makes Weird Route vastly less interesting as it makes them purely victim and creates a plot hole of what the point of Snowgrave even is because we certainly didn't come up with the idea of making Noelle kill Berdly
I don't care about the feelings of these characters.
>>564492687>everyone's getting nukedby ralsei cummies, can confirm, it is written so.
Why are Catty and Bratty friends. Bratty is a selfish and mean manipulator, Catty is an kind and sweet idiot. Their situation makes way more sense in Deltarune.
>>564492687Kris has OCD is the most retarded theory.Kill yourself, please.
Giving it my everything I have against Asgore to no avail as we playfully floating arm wrestle in the kitchen while awaiting the some dinner rolls in the oven meant to accompany the pot roast I made, and as victory seems totally out of my grasp all my memories of the times we spent together and the romantic feelings I have for him come flooding through my mind at once to give me the motivation I need to strain against him with every last fiber of my being (it does absolutely nothing as he simply lifts my arm to wrap the other around me for a battle-ending hug, though he does seem a bit concerned at just how hard I was needlessly pushing myself at the end and asks if I'm okay [I was defeated in body but not spirit and fruitlessly attempted to pick him up as we hugged to prove my limitless love for him]). Finding myself staying up a bit too late reading besides a snoozing Asgore since I got to a particularly thrilling section of my book and lost track of time, and as I turn to snuggle up besides him I find myself compelled to stop for a little bit to ever-so-gently stroke his hair as I enjoy the deep rumbling of his snoring against my arm (soon after I decided it was probably a good time to cuddle under his arm for sleep as my eyes are barely keeping themselves open now from the hypnotic effect stroking his hair has on me). Putting laundry away into our dresser when suddenly I feel Asgore's arms reach around my side from behind to gently pull me back against him (with his paws he can be quite stealthy when he wants to), and as I'm about to turn my head up and ask if he's alright I feel his snout press into the top of my head as he seems to be both kissing and softly sniffing my hair simultaneously (it almost felt possessive in a strange way, and as I leaned back against him to enjoy the feeling of being held my I wonder if he might be experiencing one of those random impulses I sometimes that make me want to do strange things around him like rub his ears on my cheeks)
>>564493121waow did read your entire post 10/10
Kris has OCD ADHD Autism PTSD down syndrome hemophilia tetanus tinnitus rabies cancer schizophrenia
>>564493061Kris has moral OCD but is also evil and extremely weak-willed which explains both their normal route and weird route actions and motivations
>>564491680>
>>564491680sounds like my kinda man, just don't be some poly freakazoid with a lisp
hey guys!
>>564492712Fool.
>>564492687Hopefully we do all get nuked. This world has nothing to offer, really.
i'm batman
>>564492687>cookedI always assume this is tied to sub-80IQ thinking
>>564493717I'm Toby Fox! Creator of UNDERTALE!
Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture lightners.Lightners have nothing good with which to recompense Heaven.Proceed. Proceed. Proceed. Proceed. Proceed. Proceed. Proceed.
Think of the dumbest person that could be in the bunker.Okay? The real person in the bunker will be dumber.
it's not the bunker it's the SHELTER it's called the SHELTER because it SHELTERs you
I can't jerk off to anyone other than fave it feels like cheating.
>>564493983The Seven Proceed Textbox
>>564478279back in survey_program when dess was human=chara, yesif people paid attention to the title bar there wouldn't be any debate who closed the closet door either
>>564492892>>564493061I mean, real intrusive thoughts present in OCD aren't just "dark thoughts" one has passively. It's like the inverse of paranoid schizophrenia where instead of the brain convincing you the world is out to get you, your brain convinces you that you're an evil criminal who must have done something evil(or will do it).It might have developed due to Kris *actually* doing something terrible in the past and believing that they're retroactively responsible for all the bad things that happened.Basically, "Kris has inner desires for violence" and "Kris has intrusive thoughts that convince them they're already a criminal and they do crazy senseless rituals to calm themselves" are both statements that can coexist. Boiling it down to just one thing is oversimplifying it. The game is all about finding complexities in seemingly simple things and looking "in-between". So Kris is a very complicated guy whose trauma can't be fully explained with words. I mean, a picture is worth a thousand words and the drawing they made in Art Therapy is the clearest understanding we'll get.
>>564493734chara btw
>>564494108>go inside shelter>photograph of you is there (toby has all your personal info)
Papyrus won't be importantKris is the Vessel, they just got colored inWe will never actually see GasterThe Knight is a flowey like monster born from December's dust and a human soul
>>564494031chara btw
The antlers are actually the knight's mustache
>>564494445No that's too dumb.
>>564494408My vessel likes salty food and Kris only eats sweet food, explain that atheists.
I want my cock sucked NOW
>>564494494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84IyBTpm7vw
>>564494606chara btw
*wobbles in menacingly*
>>564494598Your choices don't matter
>>564494241>>564494445>>564494682numbers btw
What's your favorite quirky chungus earthbound inspired RPG that's not undertale or deltarune
>>564494749Yeah okay punk. I'm going to CHOOSE to go to the toilet right after I post this post. I'm going to PISS. See how you like that.
>>564494809I hate quirky chungus earthbound inspired RPGs
>>564494809Life tastes like cardboard
>>564494238>your brain convinces you that you're an evil criminalI know someone like this but this is one type of OCD called Moral Scrupulosity. Regular OCD is thinking you need to tap your wrist 3 times a day or your car will get stolen and stuff like that.
>>564494809Persona 4
>>564494809Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
>>564494752stop noticing things THIS INSTANT!
Kris will turn into Howard Hughes in Chapter 5 and wear tissue boxes as shoes and collects piss jars and Ralsei will be very concerned because Kris constantly wants ice cream and milk.
>>564494850Halo Combat Evolved
>>564494809omori because i LOOOOOVE LITTLE BOYS I LOVE LITTLE BOYS TEEHEE TEEHEE I LOVE SHIPPING LITTLE FEMININE BOYS
>>564494809Lisa the painful because most of the other rpgs I liked isn't inspired by earthbound, I think.
>>564494809Yume NikkiIt will be always the thing that spoke to my soul the most in all of media
>>564495192Haha well I just masturbate to them but I’m glad you found your happiness shipping them
when is there gonna be a five nights at fuckboy's inspired rpg
>>564495192Toby Fox, this is the fanabse you attract
Goat morning. Toby isn't skilled enough to write about mental health which is why Nole's Pills were removed from the game. If you look back to how he wrote depression and suicide in Undertale it's really not that profound or interesting.
>>564494809I think the only other one I played was OFF. It was cool.
>>564495192This but with Mari's ass
>>564495634OFF was way more obviously inspired by Silent Hill than anything else.
those pills getting removed was a fucking genius play to avoid all of the constant bait posts and threads that shit would’ve attracted
>>564494809LISA and EverhoodDoes Look Outside count as a member of this genre
>>564495705Does feel like it. The purified Zones are probably my favorite part of the game.
I am Thin Tenna.
>>564495871It's still a quirky game for sure, probably my favorite that I've played on suggestion from /utg/
>>564494217Dess was never Chara and was always a deer.
If I wanted to play LISA, should I play the original? I heard the definitive edition removes jokes and shit because the guy that made it is one big fat pussy with trolls remorse. Atleast that’s what I heard ages ago. Not really sure if it’s true.
>>564495993GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT YOU ARENT WELCOME HERE FREAK
>>564494217dess wasn't even anything more than a name mentioned by noelle back in survey_program
>>564496279The definitive edition is the exact same game but with a 2 hour long superboss and a removed racist joke
ze probleme with assigning any medical diagnosis to Kris autism included is that the way the health system categorizes mental disorders is flawed. It's vague and prone to misdiagnosis.It wasn't that long ago that they phased out ADD to group it with ADHD because they were essentially the same. It sure is wacky that people with ADHD/Autism are more likely to have the other AND develop Tourette's. BPD and NPD symptoms have so much overlap that someone with one disorder has a high chance of getting misdiagnosed with the other.Wouldn't be surprised if this whole shit gets overhauled within the next 10 years. Imagine we all look back on all the Kris autism, ocd, schizophrenia diagnosises and realize we were commiting medical malpractice.
>>564496279Yeah, it was more of a downgraded censored console port then anything worth it, they also ruined one of the best songs in the games plus I'm pretty sure the battles runs slower too
>i have alot of sex with human menasriel btw
Kris is Evil and Fucked Up
>>564496590>It sure is wacky that people with ADHD/Autism are more likely to have the other AND develop Tourette's. >and Tourette’sThat actually explains a lot of bizarre interactions and sentences I’ve seen on this site over the years
>>564496590It's almost like after years of study they were just throwing drugs at people randomly because it was a slight improvement over lobotomizing them and never really had any clue how the brain functions on a chemical or psychological level. At least Toriel can get amphetamines for the kiddo when they can't focus on doing homework and being quiet.
I'm sick and tired of looking at Kris' penis
If Kris was on amphetamines they would stop being evil and fucked up
>>564496935what what if
>>564496935chara btw
>>564496791He's committing crimes as we speak!
fave does not like the dsm5 or mental health professionals, fave prefers to ignore it all and be puppypilled instead, fave will ignore the haters who say they should "get therapy"
>>564497090kris btw
>>564497048he'll get fat
>>564496480>>564496668That’s fucking gay. I think the most egregious thing apart from the obvious self censorship is that two hour boss.. a two hour boss?? That sounds like AIDs. Just adding content for the sake of content.
>>564497189Only after the Soul is removed, since it gets half of everything
>>564497347I'll get fat as well then. Tell Kris to stop.
>>564497535>eats defiantly
Kris binge eating call that Kringe eating.
"My name is Toby Fox, Dev of Devs:Look on my works, ye loremaster, and despair!"Nothing good remains. Round the delayOf that colossal ending, boundless and bareThe lone and level faves stretch far away.
I'm going to the library today to return Moby Dick what book should I check out nextAsked Skateboard Girl
>>564498362chara btw
>>564498362Did you like Moby Dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPoufd0WowA>when it turns out the entire town was in on the experiment except for the Gang
>>564498651who puts an SAVE point up 30 flights of god damn stairs?
>across>the>pillars
>fate of the peniscoming soon
>>564498816Why am I autistic enough to be into all things medieval and WW2 but not autistic enough to be good at HOI, Crusader Kings or Europa Universallis
i love buckethead <3
>>564498231Favermore, quoth the Tobert
>>564498925i can show you how to play europa universalis, on the condition that we hold hands during :3
>>564499098how can I do keyboard shortcuts with one hand?
>>564498437It was quite goodThey should put Queequeg in the next Smash Bros
Toby vibecodes Chapter 5 as a joke and it actually turns out better than his real code
I've been reading Dracula recently and the first 3 pages has assaulted me with 4 Hungarian dishes that I've never heard of and needed to look up.
>>564499978Ooooh Dracula's so good I need to reread that one of these days
>>564472820https://kristal.cc/You want this, it's made specifically for UTDR fangames
about how intense would the autismo rage be if toby finally gives us an official big shot era spamton design and it looks nothing like the twink in the red suit everyone's been using since 2022?
another day of waiting, i hate my life
>>564499978Must've made you very Hungary
>>564500175Poor Schnoozie...
>>564500147Kiddo...
>>564500175dont hate your life, hate toby instead
>>564500369remember when toby sold you actual trash and you bought it
Fave recently reread The Book of Five Rings for maybe the 12th time. Fave does it at a sort of semi-regular thing to see if changes in their own life lead to new understandings from the text.Fave also recently read The Art of War and it was quite good.
>>564500175This wait isn't even bad, you should have seen the last one.
>>564500369not canon.
>>564500547The art of war is good for like... err... playing mount and blade better a little.
>>564500593Deltarune's purpose is to keep the lights at Fangamer on so the merch is more canon than the game
>>564500593
>>564474037very cute, I like the watercolor effect
>>564500854Why does Tenna have a Spamton blowjob machine
>>564500547I like the part where Musashi says some fairly straightforward advice and then follows it up with "now go think about it" every time and then teaches you why his method of swinging two swords around is better than any school with a specific technique or style. He concedes that outdoors spears and guns are useful but you're not always outdoors therefore two swords is still best.
>>564501243I like this weirdo eccentric gypsy wizard ralsei.
>>564501298It's a kino design even though it apparently sucks to draw all the detail and jewellery.
>>564500854I was just about to post that. The air freshener's design is so ubiquitous these days that I wouldn't be surprised if it overrode whatever original design Toby might have had in mind for him, like how Sans was originally intended to be wearing sneakers but the fandom design of him with pink slippers became the canon one because it was so popular.
>>564501165It's actually a Swedish nose enlargement pump
fave wonders where other faves would be if deltarune didnt exist
man is something that shall be overcome. man is a rope tied between beast and overman, a rope over an abyss. what is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end
>>564501449oh god don’t mention sweden you’re going to make numbersoofydoopy start bouncing off the walls
>>564501487>if deltarune didnt exist
>>564501546sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden
>>564501586I look like this and live there already.
>>564501487outside probably
>>564501445Isn't it more likely that Toby just gave backstory Spamton's design to the Fangamer crewSo much of the other Fangamer merch contains lore drops which Toby is clearly involved with
>>564500454I didn't buy it, because it sold out in 20 minutes.
>>564501445We also already got this in chapter 2
>There is an ancient prophecy among our people...>One day, a savior will come from the heavens.>... I believe the one that was prophecied was you.>Somewhere in the world outside...>There must be a way to free us from our prison.>It pains me to give you this responsiblity, but...>Please. Take my soul... and seek the truth.>Ha... ha...>I'm sorry...>I couldn't give you a simple, happy ending...>But I believe your freedom...>... is what my son...>... what ASRIEL would have wanted.In retrospect, this dialogue is really, really Deltarune-coded. There will probably be a callback to it, like Gerson quoting the "there's no prophecy about someone like that" line verbatim.
>>564502107Maybe Asgore will start believing that Kris is prophesized and in his madness try to drive them further into it with these wordsMaybe Asgore will realize the prophecy is shit and try to save Kris from it, as a direct counter to these words
>>564501701Maybe, but I think it's also just as likely that Toby hadn't fully conceptualized what Spamton looked like at that point, otherwise this design wouldn't have existed. I think the air freshener turned out to be the more popular design with the fandom so he went with that.
I hope Asgore becomes progressively insane.
>>564501445Toby kneels to the fandom quite often.
Red suits Spamton makes sense because mettaton also wore a red suit, hell tenna ended up wearing it too so I think it's pretty intentional for all three to wear one
I KICK YOUR DOOR INI SNEAK IN THE BASEMENTIT IS MY HOME NOWBUT YOU NEVER FIND OUT
>>564501243I also like how he breaks what you'd expect of the typical "fight honorabry" stereotype by very bluntly telling you to use every advantage you can get.Lead the enemy to uneven ground, fight while he has the sun in his eyes, push him into doorways and stairways, yell to startle his focus, etc.In his description about cutting it wraps back around to his attitude about fighting in my opinion. Don't think about cutting light or hard, just cut. It's not about fighting "correctly" or "properly", it's about killing someone and you should treat it as thus.
>>564502107Reminder that Asriel/Chara was that savior.
Caseoh ate Chapter 5
>>564502364He goes insane while listening to Pink Floyd?
>>564502712Anyone who listens to any Floyd album beyond the wall will go insane (from boredom)
>>564502364On normal route he goes crazier before he snaps back to reality just in time to step up to be Kris's dad before exiting the story until the endgameOn weird route he goes 100% giga nuthouse mode and probably dies but chapter 5 might still be too early for people to start getting killed so maybe not
>>564502705isn't that the dude who's only popular because he lets people vent their hatred of fat people with impugnity
The Darkners are on Reach.
I wish I had a talking flower that whispers advice and dark thoughts into my ear progressively making me paranoid and suspicious of everyone I know.
David Ellison buys Tobysoft inc and forces Toby to remove the lesbians
>>564502828He’s hot
>>564502820The most boring Pink Floyd albums were released before Dark Side Of The Moon but after they kicked Syd out. Trust me, I own Obscured by Clouds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te_-nISxLVI
Kris having an episode listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2G8EWy-plM
>>564501445>Sans was originally intended to be wearing sneakersThese are very clearly slippers
Gilmour was Pink Floyd and nobody cares about the other members said Fave.
The real /utg/ prog rock band is ELP because Tarkus is clearly a Fave
>>564502987This but he also rapes me
>>564503468Richard Wright gets talked about the most outside of the band leads, what he was doing on a synth was decades ahead of the times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2MxUCENw2s
I'm glad the black and white sprite thing was abandoned for Deltarune in favor of a Chrono Trigger style because all the Undertale enemies kind of look like shit when they're given actual color schemes
Krisp
>>564503763I wouldn't say Undertale/Deltarune has a Chrono Trigger style at all. The plain hallways and simple designs don't translate at all to picrel.
which is worse getting hit by a car and dragged or stumbling across a song you listened to a ton as a depressed teenager during the pandemic (this is like when kris caused 9 monster deaths by not washing their hands)
>>564501449>>564501546>>564501645you rang??
Mama mia! I got fucking Faved!
Danish Fave violently assaults Swedish Fave
>>564504454>depressed teenager during the pandemic My condolences I grown adult doing essential work and smoking hella weed. Blew my government funbucks on a trip to vegas and a couple giant Chinese watercolors from an art dealer boarded in silk and nicely framed in wood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdn2lejMRC0
>>564504454>stumbling across a song you listened to a ton as a depressed teenager during the pandemicI mean, those don't hit hard anymore, I've got real tearjerker stuff now for when I feel like shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBCmQ6PlFwI
I can't believe Ubisoft will announce Undertale Remastered soon!
>>564504710>two Ralseis in aprons throwing pastries at each other
>>564504971It's not the current emotional impact of the music but more all the negative feelings and memories associated with the time I listened to it
>>564500147He should go in the opposite direction. Short, stocky Spamton > skinny twink Spamton, any day of the week.
>>564505260There was a year when I mostly listened to Radiohead, and that was also the year when a lot of my friends were drifting away. Although I think in that case I also just played the band to death.
suddenlyfave has new meaning
Is anyone else holding off on making a Snowgrave file until all the chapters are releasedI don't trust Tony the Trickster not to pull some Genocide route fuckery where all of your files become tainted if the game detects a Snowgrave save
>>564504454I'm so old I can't imagine being a teenager during Covid. I probably would have just been happy I didn't have to go to school since I was the creepy quiet in the corner that I'm sure people assumed was a shooter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kipg388URyg
>>564506640I have a Steam version and a pirated version, so maybe sometime later I'll do the Weird Route on the latter one. To be honest though, I don't really wanna cause pain to the characters.
It's time for the announcement.
>>564507189Straight people.
>>564507189bi sesual people
Chapter 5 will feature GRAND DAD. Kris's dad I mean
>>564506858virtual classes were great as someone who already didn't have friends, I got to laze around in pajamas while also "attending" class. I was too depressed to really appreciate the relaxation but all things considered it could've been worse
>>564470531SEXOOOOOO
>>564504467i did indeed ring. can i have some sleep medication, fren?
>>564505345I'm fond of the conventionally attractive designs because it makes his transformation into a hideous freak feel like karmic punishment for his vanity and I find that really hot.
>>564507585*casts pacify on you* uwu
>>564506930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74tEM4zrWDI
>>564507804tahnk u
>>564507754This Spam looks like Sakharine
>>564507754But he’s objectively hotter as the puppet
Fave just got a letter from some rando uni they've never visited saying they got hacked and all of Fave's info got leaked. Oopsie!
I wish people liked ugly short men in real life as much as they liked ugly short aging men in cartoons and video games :(
Kris says Nega
>>564508773It's a specific kind of ugly.
>>564508723it's probably a scam, don't give any information out or click any links
Fish I wish
what the fuck is up homos.we talking deltarune in here?
>>564509126No.We're talking about prunes.Fuck off.
>>564509058Fish of authority
>>564509283DAMN.i prefer banana chips.
>>564508773The problem is that people like that in real life are often ugly on the inside as well as outside.
>>564508846I shouldn't have gotten their signature tattooed on my arm
>>564509456Kraut-chan… we can agree on something…
Who would win in a fight? Doughelle or Carolls?
>>564508253I'm glad more people are coming around to this line of thinking. It's nice to see art that sexualizes him as a puppet, and as a mature, older man by proxy, as opposed to infantalizing him by portraying him as an uwu funny gremlin.
>>564509889banana chips are garbage at first, literal flavor of cardboard.but then they are delish.
>>564508773
Banana chips are terrible, even fresh they have the texture of a stale food. They aren't even healthy to make up for being a shit snack.
Fave likes to eat overripe very sweet bananas and mash them up to eat with oats.
>>564510142Spamton…
>>564510142But Spamtons brain is infested entirely with ugly thoughts, Mister Daul.Why does the top right look like Susie
>>564510195K. Rool...
>>564510195actual horse itt
Fave is overly-obsessive over the organic origins of their food. Fave wishes they could grow all their food, especially varieties not tampered with by modern post-19th century agricultural breeding for the purpose to shelf life and crop yield. They laugh at fave. But by altering crops to resist against disease and rot, they are allowing new diseases yet unknown to science to have a reason to exist.
I’d prefer if people sexualize him as the digital being he is. I mean COME ON he is a SPAM EMAIL, people! It’s in the name! “SPAMTON G SPAMTON” He is not a literal ventriloquist puppet he is LINES OF CODE.
>>564510142
>>564510431Okay then. *leaves*
>>564509974It was usually this way until chapters 3 & 4 came around and spamtenna secondaries needed safe shipping yumyums for Tenna so they latched on to addispam instead of using the better version of the character that is 99% of his portrayal in the game
>*doonk*AHAHHAHHAHHAFAVE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT
>>564510431too much furniture
>>564510431Too canon
>>564510142There are lots of beautiful people with ugly thoughts sadly
fuck you toby let me see my baby again
Alright Ralsei here's your new home *throws you in the Irish castle dungeons*
>>564510958Ah.An Oubliette.Or Angstloch.
>>564510958The Ralsei Hole...
>>564510597>using the Inspect function on Spamton*licks lips*
>>564510958he shall be made into delicious goat stew
>>564511042Imagine owning a castle and not having an oubliette for your dynastic rivals to grow mad and eat rats in.Have you really lived if you don't own one of these things.
>>564511165See now that’s more like it. What would being highlighted feel like for him? What if you right clicked his penis?
>>564509449
>>564508773Usually the ugly short men have some interesting quirk like magic powers or super strength or a tortured past. Being an awkward man who can't make friends or get dates doesn't count
>>564510912Perchance sauce of the image? Initial reverse image searching didn't yield any links. Yes I'm schizo and wondering if the artist intended it to be Chara or just an artist's self-insert.
>>564510246spamton hasn't had a kind thought in years.
>>564511268the terrible thing is: once you were down there, you were never meant to leave.you weren't meant to absolve from your crimes down there given enough time.i think oubliettes in england were constructed in such a manner that the tide flooded the other side and constantly cooled them down to the point to critical if not deadly hypothermia, and if the cold didn't get you, the rats would've picked you apart, slow enough for you to die a such an unceremonious death.those walls have seen shit.
>>564510597He is whatever I want him to be in the moment, and right now I want him to be a desperate horny old man that would harass me for change on the street.
>>564511531The French ones were designed to break your legs first when thrown in.
Give me snuggles with Fave or GIVE ME DEATH
>>564511630ok but hes also 1s and 0s btw dont forget about that
>>564510142Spamton is filled with ugly thoughts.
>>564511650funnily enough, i have never heard of how german ones are made and in what way they were cruel.maybe we weren't so innovative in terms of cruelty back then.
>>564511630i appreciate that you grasp his character concept of being a mentally ill homeless guy
>>564511364Not him but it's their SOUL self-insert.
>>564511286>What if you right clicked his penis?*cursor slowly drifts to the "Cut" option of the menu*
>>564512136[[Half-Pr1ze Salami]]
How long do you think chapter 5 will be?
>>564511712Gotta snuggle them all
I already ate my calories for the day and the donut shop is closed but I'm fiending for some donuts right now I'm freaking out over here this is TORTURE said Rudy
>>564512259Hopefully it’s as long as it needs to be without delving into boring filler for the sake of “content”
>>564512520We have three chapters remaining a lot of ground to cover without needing “filler”
>>564512259I hope it'll be really long but it probably won't be more than a few hours tops like all the other chappies
>>564512136What if drifted to “copy”?
>>564511975>the insane bum who lives in a dumpster and sells gas station penis enlargement pills to kids is going to somehow solve ghost Mettaton's mental health crisis by teaching him how to become a starI'm genuinely curious to see how Toby will write this. I assume Tenna will also play a big part which is why we even have the option to give him to MTT to begin with.
So about the Festival and schizo boss = rides theory from the old days>Jevil = merry go round, and introduces general association with festival/carnival>Spamton = rollercoaster>Gerson = Test your strength hammer gameIs there a good answer for either ERAM or Roaring Knight, or does it kinda fall apart here?
>>564512491Fave saw some nice donuts in the lunch line today, but fave is at that age when the diabetes scare in the family tree gets too real
>>564512793[[Ergonomic 2-In 1 Multitool]]
>>564512849>ERAM = funhouse/dark ride>Knight = those carnival games where you use baseballs to hit the target and win a prize
>>564512810mettaton is mike and drove him insane in the first place ofcourse
>>564512849ERAM is Kris's Jungian shadow so a house of mirrors maybe
Calling all bratty fags
>>564509542And spamton isn't!?
This was 100% canon before dess dessappeared
>>564513893The difference is fictional characters can't touch us.
Imagine how bad Susies hair smells.
>>564514036True
Fact: Bratty's dad will say "Ah ga-ron-tee"
>>564512607I think we both agree
>>564508773Unlike Spamton, who would rape a teenager for $20>>564510142This is such fucking unbelievable horseshit lmao. It's funny to meme with it and I understand the wonderful appeal to believing it's true, but it's just not. Your appearance matters so much and there are angry/foul hot people as much as there kind & naive ugly people.
fave is looking into the disney adult phenomenon after hearing about it for so long. fave is cringing hard at these 40 year olds going into debt for the sake of overpriced food and consooming shartsny products
>>564513996>https://youtu.be/CRaCOyYLFlM?list=LLI don't know whats going on.
>>564514068>loud Kris sniffing noises
>>564514248>getting aggressively filtered by a children's book designed to teach people to be kind
The way people draw Spamton as a middle aged man with little nose-pincher glasses and a full suit makes him look like some kind of victorian villain from a treasure hunting or detective book.
Tobys message about escapism being bad falls flat when you realise that the real world has literally nothing to offer and is insanely bleak
>>5645138932026 and people still think the character who pledges himself to the party after they defeat him and promises to protect them is an irredeemable asshole.
Dauls autobiography about his childhood is weirdly his most comfy book.
>>564514559Toby's hardly going for "escapism=bad", more like "escapism is good in moderation".
>>564514305reminds me of hair cake
FRIEND is the reflection of your eyes gazing emptily back at you through the hazy tv screen after 8 hours of playing games alone in the darkness of your little bedroom and escaping from all the pains of the world
>>564513996Good for her
Fave lives here.
Not long until Papyrus will finally meet Cervantes de Leon in Smash Bros 6
>>564514937no roof? no bitches?
>>564514937Kris saving up lunch money to buy Susie a roof
>>564514937I love ruins. Honestly this world needs more of them. Nuke everything
>>564515190Ruins are only good if they're one with the landscape. Nothing would make modern ruins look good. Modern buildings should be incinerated.
>>564514354Except the people sharing it around are unironically adults who accept it because it excuses them judging ugly books by their cover. "I can look down on that person because they're ugly, and they're ugly because that's their internal self reflected outward."
>>564514443It's a good look for him.
>>564515390That’s literally the opposite message of the image retard
>>564513996carolanon redraw this and my life is yours
>>564515390>Anon finds out carrots don't really help you see in the dark and is furious
You cannot grasp the true form of Fave's Fortnite Dance.
>>564515895They do actually. They just don't do it like a Skyrim potion.
>>564515895
>>564515520This is half the message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3WBUkB_3bo
>>564515467Is this Spamkris?
>>564515994>cutting off half the message proves my point!come on
I think chapter 3 and 4s music was MEDIOCRE
If you are ugly no amount of good or bad thoughts will make you more or less attractive what is this sadist cope that people like to push onto the less fortunate
>>564516318I think it's time for you to dieThough Everhood 2 had the better soundtrack of the quirky indie RPGs of 2025
>>564514559>Tobys message about escapism being badMaybe I just lack media clitorussy but although escapism is becoming a theme in the game I missed the part where Toby was saying it was a bad thingI could see the final message ending up like "escapism is fun but we should probably fix the world so escapism isn't as necessary as it is right now" or something though
>>564516318I really love 12 AM it just really captures a certain mood and is just a cool different track from the music I normally associate with Toby being more ambient. Excuse me while I go listen to it for the next hour just in the background.https://youtu.be/w3o1uEQEIpI
the other end
>>564516318I honestly dunno how anyone could think this unless they just got brainrotted from playing Chapter 1/2 too much
>>564516436>>564516690NONE OF IT WAS FUNKY
>>564515991>carrots>turnips
>>564516436Everhood 2 OST was pretty goodbut damn the writing was a step down from the first one, i gotta say ):
>>564516775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V_wyZdgVMguh huh
>>564516793Anon carrots have leafy tops
>>564516318I thought the music in Chapters 3 and 4 was a significant upgrade from Chapters 1 and 2 which I've always been a bit underwhelmed with.
>>564516282It's two people eating lunch together, anon.
The downside of the better production values means Chapter 1 looks like absolute crap now
>>564516314Dude the rest of the picture doesn't invalidate what's being taught in the top half! When you take it all together the lesson teaches that ugly people have ugly thoughts and that's why they're ugly, and non ugly people don't have ugly thoughts
how it would actually be
>>564516793>>564516896this is what the industrial age has done to us
>>564516819I got what they were trying for but man the character writing for the guys you spend all game with just wasn't thereHowever Shade is my favorite guy so everything worked out for me
>>564516416its not that being nice will make you more attractive its that being mean and terrible will make you even less attractive
Dark Sanctuary is one of the best tracks in the game so far.
>>564516416The phrase “resting bitch face” exists (existed?) for a reason
VARIK DREEMURR
We have yet to have a Waterfall-tier track in this game.
fave just heard what sounded like a car crash outside of their apartment. perhaps fave should go outside and see what happened but its none of their business
>>564516896>>564517106carrots have rounded/stubby tops, they appear dagger-like and concave instead of stubby.this is either some heirloom variety or its a fucking turnip.
>>564518240
>>564518396yeah. round.told ya.are ya fucking blind?
I will be the Landlord to Kraut’s Allan
Even Field of Hopes and Dreams in Chapter 1 surpasses like 90% of Undertales soundtrack tbdesu
faves hockeyteam is currently in the lead in todays finale game :D
>>564518618no, i don't want to play playstation with you
>>564518489Do you also think humans have earless cylindrical heads?
Does fave eat their carrots and veggies?
>>564518646Cool design wasted on a dead Homestuck theory
>>564517227Yep the Sanctuary suite is pretty undeniably a high point of Toby's career. (Including From Now On and Neverending Night in there)It's TV Time! is one of his most liked tracks. Lot of great smaller tunes like 12 AM that are very powerful mood setters.
>>564518748i eat veggies every day and carrots a couple of times per week usually
>>564518679Gå væk.
2025 was year of the snake and Jockington did nothing important that year. 2026 is the year of the horse. It's likely there will not be an important character in chapter 5 who is a horse.
>>564517153>>564517283Okay sure but the point being is that some people are unfortunately very ugly that posting this image does nothing and it’s more often than not used to hate ugly people while still looking like the virtuous one.
>>564518821i don't speak this language and yet i know what it says.intergermanic interintelligeability is OP.
>>564518748No*eats rolled up pizza drenched in garlic and herb sauce*
dated designs
>>564518748No my fave is a morbid beast
>>564518879I can see ALL your frown lines btw
>>564518679All Swedes are just Vinesauce Joel to me
>>564518831The triumphant return
>>564519059Sadly not all Swedes are metalheads.
>>564519025At this point just make your own Earthbound Depression game
schizos
if swedish people were to be added to minecraft, you could breed them by feeding two of them licorice.
>>564519090ralsei sucks and his horse form is so ugly and its what he deserves. he doesnt deserve to be a cute horse
getting totally and mercilessly digested in fave’s stomach after getting shrunken down and falling into their snack bag and accidentally getting swallowed by fave
Removed Herobrine
If Deltarune was in Sweden the plot would never move forward because everyone would avoid each other and not speak to each other
My brother has a very posh uni friend who ate a Costco hot dog once and threw up because he had never eaten processed food before and I wonder if that ever happened to Noelle after eating at Kris's or Catti's house.
godhand
>>564519259>gaffegeistabsolute gibberish
>>564519451what cartoon did you see as a child to make you develop this fetish
>>564519427>continues being cute in your path
“average person eats 3 pippins a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 pippins per year. Mr. Ant Tenna, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
>/doe/ died because the anons in that general wouldn't stop sperging out about oc and chased off all the drawfags as a resultthere's a lesson to be made here but im too toopid to make it
sex with human ghosts
>>564519150Well, Sweden has another great musical exporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX5DhzuwLfc
If Deltarune was in Sweden nothing bad would happen at all. There would be no plot. Kris would go to school and that would be it.
How does this image make you feel
final battle
>>564519780idk why I spoilered that. ghosts too scary
>>564519717gorse husbandry
>>564519780I like this image because it has the Ruins dummy in it
If Deltarune was in Sweden Kris would be forced to eat rotten salty fish
>>564517040Kris looks like a girl and Spamton looks like a pedo, so...
>>564519776Is the Solstice guy quitting really that much of a loss for /doe/?
>>564519776how retarded do you have to be to get driven out by the lamest threadshitter of all time. all he said was doe over and over again. who cares. whump probably just got bored
If Deltarune was in Norway church service would be cancelled because a mysterious man with long hair burnt it down.
>>564519776Deserved
If Deltarune was in Sweden Kris would be trying to overthrow PewDiePie
>>564519776I will continue to bully the women until they post topical stuff.
If Deltarune was in Finland it would finay be Finnish.
>>564520202I'm sure this is solstice selfposting to get sympathy that he left like anyone cares about his ugly agp self insert
If Deltarune was in Sweden Susie would say "Mmmm yümmy meatbåll :)"
>>564520216Did "whump" draw whump? (Hurt/comfort)
>>564520323>women>/doe/
If Deltarune was in Sweden there would be an Ikea dark world
connection transposed
If Deltarune was in EstoniaI don't know any Estonia jokes
>>564520397He’s incredibly narcissistic over his shitty drawings, so this wouldn’t surprise me
>>564520519That's where Dess got lost
>>564520441he drew all sorts of stuff but I think more hurt than comfort
>>564519776Holy shit is it actually gone for good?
axe of justice
DELTARUNE if it was in EARLY MEDIEVAL ENGLAND Kris, ārīs and gā to þǣm Miclan Healle. Fæder Alvin lǣrþ þē tō bēon gewritere. Sē cræft stafas is cēg tō andgyte þāra micclena dīegla þe God ūs sealde tō ārǣran. Ne gemæng þū mid þǣre Susie cild.
I don't want to be a boring human in the real world. I want to be a tall tomboy monster girl and cuck Susie and have a polycule with Kris and Noelle. Life is so unfair bros.
this is the best /doe/ drawfags have to offer? lol
>>564520775Literally just Carol with dyed hair
>>564520991Painter would never
>>564520991post your art
>>564521226I need to learn how to paint like this or I'm killing myself
Hell naaahhh, someone's going to have an artificial meltie over drawfags now
I will never make tobysoft art. I only draw the spritlely creatures that I see in my dreams.
>>564520505anon.nobody spoke about doe.i spoke about women.now make of that what you will and maybe make it make sense or die retarded.
Tobysoft? Then make him hard
>>564520991painter would rape and kill all of them
>>564521370no one outside of their circlejerk buys it when they do this
>nobody spoke about doe.Alzheimer’s award
>doesn't get itself-admitted as retarded.
>>564520991spry showed up earlier this year, jelly did stuff, fridge too i think but whump was the most active. there was also this artist but they came and went as they pleased and never meant a name for themself.
Do not bother Toby. He is too busy auditioning for "background crowd member #4" in the single player mode of Smash 6.
>>564521463>nobody spoke about doe.holy shit the dementias getting so bad he can't even remember the posts he's replying to anymore.
>>564521463>nobody spoke about doe.This post you made >>564520323 is a reply to this post >>564519776 where the literal first word is "/doe/"I genuinely think you need a MRI or something, your memory is fucked dude.
>>564521678>spryThe Krautsie Raper
Can a trans girl or a real woman cuddle me
tenna.nobody spoke about burgers.i spoke about celery.now make of that what you will and maybe make it make sense or die from clogged arteries.
>>564521748>>564521760PROFOUNDRETARDATION
Imagine a future where a gray haired older Toby becomes the CEO of Nintendo of America
damn, krautkraut is getting his ass beat today
Kris.Nobody spoke about PLAYER.I spoke about candy hearts.Now make of that what you will and maybe make sense .
dark vagabond
>>564521897Yes. Yes you are retarded.
>>564521991
“On-topic” and all he wants to talk about is his shitty 3 Noelle recolors
Darkner based on an Earthbound reproduction cart
>>564522102not what i'm getting at, but you hear what you want for the duration of this "no you"-thing you're doing.anon, quit putting importance on people that aren't from here. they are the off-shoots, they are dead. they are as important as "spry" was.not at all.they are dead, they are not coming back.
>>564521897Seriously though you might have a brain tumor or early onset dementia, go to a doctor
>>564522221You need help
>>564522221Not even part of that discussion lol. I just like making fun of you.
All of these dumb fucking threadshitters stay up for 20-30+ hours at a time and eat like shit, I’m honesty surprised their brains haven’t fully down yet
Hello /utg/
>>564522247anon, i know i said the right thing because you are mad.you know exactly what i mean, and i don't need you to confirm it because if this didn't go through your retarded little head, we wouldn't be here.
>>564522004I like the heart ahoge
*starts shooting up the thread*
>>564522395i post things at an intersection inbetween me not caring what you think, me caring enough what you think to hope whatever i post pisses you off and me liking what i post.
>>564522360>kraut’s vassal
>>564522360thread is about to get interesting.
>>564522395I'm not even one of the anons who dislikes you. It makes me sad to see someone suffering from memory issues, not mad.
>>564522509>vassal
>>564522442he's cute in a tie
"On-diet" and all he wants to eat is his shitty 3 pipis burgers
>>564522585k.stay mad then while i unmedicate the local schizo.
Kwautsie’s memory is getting so bad that eventually he’s gonna forget to feed his demented mother and he’ll end up losing the house
damn, these bitches love me more than i love them.
>>564522741with how much he posts here she's either a lie or already dead
G-guys stop fighting…. T-the games told us that fighting is bad.. :(
latinxs killed deltarune
>>564522879
KEEP fighting.
>>564523036It's okay not to fight.
Wow TV World fans are vocal about the new diet and they are not happy. They're discontented with the amount of carbs and with the whole sugar thing. I guess they were holding out hope for a keto route. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the diet changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.
>>564522967thread is considering weird route as an option because we are past the gay shit era.>>564522981don't deport elninny.
Kraut is hilarious because he takes this place so seriously in spite of 90% of other anons not giving a shit.Then will try to play it up like he doesn't "actually care" while posting here every day and never trying to hide that it's him. It reeks of a parasocial yearning for attention and a subconscious lack of self-worth.
>>564523036but chawaaaa i’m out of shape and tired oughhhh i want fries
deltarune is about love and peace? I thought it was about big booty bitches
>>564522558Rape target not found, sadly. >>564523127yo kraut hru?
Next thread can't come sooner
>>564521205>>564521205Why do painter shills keep attacking other drawfags?
>>564523159same goes for doomer
>>564523127>we are past the gay eranuh huh
NO NEWSLETTER MAKE UTG GO CWAZY CWAZY CWAZY
>>564523159not caring is good though.if people cared, thread would be much nicer for several reasons. but what do we get?in-fighting, women and sparkledog OCs (they are still angry i call them that)and i don't think anyone has talked about undertale or deltarune in... >*locks at clock and begins to sweat profusely*>*looks at calender, sweating even more*time?
>>564523261>double quotepitiful little phonegroid
>>564523245I want to rub his thighs
>>564523416but I love the name sparkledog OCs :D
>>564523453I meant to quote this post >>564521543. I lost to the paintercord...
FAVE POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS AND DELIVERED A PLAGUE UNTO OUR THREAD
>>564523479glad that it makes you smile, sir/ma'am/thing>>564523235hope you're having a good time.>>564523343what's up, numbers.
What if Ralsei turned round suddenly and screamed MORTAL KOMBAT and the fun gang began violently and gorily tearing each other apart for no reason.
>>564523261it’s hard to not compare her to other drawfags. drawfags are rarely that good
>>564523603
>>564523468Me too... They would be so soft and perfect for using as pillows
>>564523678>* Susie's idea
>>564523669>what's up, numbers.doing well, watching a finale hockeygame right now
I ate Tunardlee yumyum
An underrated sequence in 3+4 (probably because it's just pretty difficult for players to discover) is getting the Ticket to Nowhere from the book guy. Part of it is that you haven't seen book darkners before so you're like "who the fuck is this hermit guy". But even putting that aside, it's such a strangely melancholy sequence of walking back and forth in the house and listening to the guy try to remember. At the risk of doing the SpongeBob kiddie coaster meme, it's a little haunting imo. And you're like, what is this house? Is it supposed to be a real place Kris has seen or place described in Toriel's hymns book, or is it just here for this? And it ends with you getting the "ticket to nowhere", why is the ticket here, why is a ticket necessary to reach nowhere? Such an interesting sequence, maybe one of my favorites. I love the forgotten man stuff in this game.
>>564523304please don't say that i am anything like doomer.it summons him and makes him aggravatingly gay.
