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*abandons*

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Behold, the CHAMPION of this week's Night Shift tournament!
Say something nice!

Bebop gets 60% weapon damage for hitting his combo and you're telling me Gunbop was not viable before the buffs?

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This image was made around the time the first leaks of Deadlock were coming out
Is it still accurate?

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>>564469993
*goes 1/16/2*

>>564470003
gunbop and tankbop have been better than bombbop for a long time, but most people still just want to play with the bombs.

>>564470150
get a life, faggot

>>564470085
>ayyylmao

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>>564470085
>derek chauvin

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First for Archon GODS.

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i downloaded this game because of mina and i don't even like playing as her

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>>564470150
>>564470305

cant wait till bebop is nerfed so people stop picking my main

>>564470150
why was this deleted

>>564470524
he deleted it himself

who cares its some guy who wants to be a thread celebrity

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so this is the power of super duper secret /dlg/ only S tier

silver isn't OP because of her skills or stats. she's chosen as a sexual distraction for the enemy team.

>>564470590
>lomein (no. 1 deadlock player and cute breedable asian twink) vs. some literal who
this isn't commentary on the power level of the heroes

>>564470654
No that’s Ivy

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Sex with Venator

>>564470518
but then your main will be nerfed anon....

>i'm dogshit
>but get six games in a row where I'm somehow the closest thing to competent or even human on my team
>versus super saiyan eternus smurf rapemasters
>for like six games straight
>followed by games against seeker 5 geriatrics I can't possibly lose to
this shit is killing me

>>564470692
people who enjoy heroes never pick them because they are good but because they are fun

There is ZERO (0) solo carry potential in this game. You categorically CANNOT do anything if any single person on your team feeds. It is mathematically impossible to not get stat-checked.

>>564470679
Calm down Graves!

why do people say "play your life" instead of "retreat and survive"

Reported only 2 parryniggers today, we're slowly winning.

>>564470679
Calm down Drifter!

>>564470993
What the fuck are you talking about

>>564471030
meds

>>564471030
I parried your report

>>564470669
>lomein
he looks like a potato

>>564471424
attractive teens don't play video games for 15 hours a day

>>564471424
the potato is the white man's vegetable

>After 3 losses in a row
>Next one my team carries me hard
Hmmmm

>>564471424
he was cute before he shaved his head and had long hair

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>>564470880
>Disable muting comms unless that player has a 51% WR or better
>Make the minimap 2x bigger for oracle and below
>mandatory 10 minute tutorials on wave management if their creep score is below rank average
>patron voicelines calling out shitters going 0/10

I love spamming missing pings with Vyper because she says her voiceline in a way that makes my dick tingle. Seriously, her voice acting is so sexy.

why did valve let yamato have placeholder unvoided panties that dig into her placeholder plump ass but didn't let any of the other women have that

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How fucking long is this bitch head? She's like the only human character with proportions this cartoonish.

ayyylmao

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>>564472303
>human character

>>564471030
based

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>>564471541
Hot

>>564472303
She's trains at the 図書館

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Graf: Durable - Old - Regal
>Weapon: Noblesse Oblige
>fancy cane wand, auto-targeting beam weapon like graves
>heavy melee makes him draw a sword from it
>1: Paragon | Active: creates a copy of Graf at the cast point with a delayed explosion around it (scaling radius), maxed out makes the damage based on max HP %
>2: Graceful Flow | Active: move forward, enemies he passes by get a spirit resist debuff, maxed out makes Graf immune to movement penalties for a brief period
>3: Undying Charisma | Passive: adds a % HP regen bonus based on how many allied heroes are near Graf, can be cast to disable the regen bonus until CD and cast heal around the radius. Maxed out includes fire rate bonus and lifesteal when cast.
>4: Forced Ceasefire | Active: Global Silence when cast, maxed out also applies outgoing gun damage debuff to affected enemies

>>564472406
how big do you think her penis is

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>>564472718
>futafags

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thoughts on the upcoming Hideo Kojima hero?

>>564472809
Vindicta but with unblurred feet and 8k textures soles

>>564472794
shut up coomer

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>Oh boy I sure do love Silver
>Now it's time to play a match as her

>get a faggot who says drifter sucks because "the team just deathballs"
>lose in part because he's a whiny bitch who doesn't do anything
>next three games get an enemy drifter who puts his claw deep in the team's butthole
Maybe EOMM actually is real...

Pisslow ritualist here, when does Ivy become unviable? So far spirit support Ivy is getting me pretty consistent wins

We're in period of fortune with match ids starting with 777 right now, peace on earth

melee/parry system is half baked
almost there but needs something

>>564473620
At lower ranks Ivy is great because she can be lane janny and join fights, though at some point the m1 carries want the sidelanes. Then her janny potential gets weaker.

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>>564473745

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>Silver lost all her night shift games
It feels nice to be vindicated that she can't do shit even when these fake (((pros))) scream she is le op

>>564473797
Parry stun reduction as a stat that scales with the purchase of items, probably green items, as well as a small stat increase directly on melee items
there
now you can have your intense parry bait high risk high reward melees in laning phase while not making parries assrape all melee heroes after lane

is spirit lifesteal + soul shredder bullets any good or is it not worth stacking lifesteal in this way

people just hate silver because she's a trans woman

>>564474105
every single melee character has some combo of a stun to guarantee heavy melee, a move that scales with melee damage, or unstoppable to ignore being parried

counterspelling should stun the caster for 10 seconds

>>564473089
this is what i do to kelvin mains

that stupid sexy big butt slut...

>>564474467
counterspelling should kick the caster and revoke their playtester key

>>564469916
this is the only ship that canonically will never happen. not the love part at least. mina would much rather fuck vic or geist.

>>564474745
I think Pocket not being into girls would be the main reason, anon.

>>564474218
One heavy melee every time said ability is up (you still get parried if they buy debuff resist) is not a viable build

>>564474124
its good, only takes 1 shot for 8s of extra lifesteal. and it nearly doubles your lifesteal

>>564474851
Pocket serves ixian men.

>>564473884
dev should just make her the only true split scaler with a viable gun human only build and viable werewolf only spirit bruiser build

>>564473817
>at some point the m1 carries want the sidelanes. Then her janny potential gets weaker.
Is it possible to make up for that by trying to steal enemy camps more often?

>>564475165
No actual health scaling is criminal
Increase the % heal with max hp

>>564475302
Well yea of course it's just that her lane pressure becomes less powerful when people naturally meet waves at higher ranks.

>duration doesn't increase rescue beam duration
I wouldn't even mind if it just stopped healing at the increased duration, there's a lot of utility in kidnapping teammates
An ivy could grab one teammate and rescue beam another and drop move three fucking people from one gank to another

>>564475324
Nah the % heal is criminal and should be removed from the ult

>>564472303
>human
She was an alien in Neon Prime

>>564474851
that too. the only way pocket could conceive an heir is if mina pegged his prostate and used his seed

>Silver canonically got creampied by my nigga Big Abe
now it fucking make sense, I now understand /dlg/'s weird hatred against her

The community is waking up to how overpowered parries are

>>564475813
>Was fun before he picked up a book
Too real

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just played a first time rem in street brool and anally raped everyone (dwiftuh especially) with my pillows

street brool match doesn't count tho

name just one (1) thing more satisfying than light melee spamming a rem whos running away from you when hes out of stamina

>>564476074
>t. the raped

>twice now an apollo with larp in their name has thrown my games and said "it's just an alpha bro"
>they're seperate accounts
this game is making me go schizophrenic

>>564476118
jokes on you rem has autocheats on

>>564476118
Hitting a perfectly totally legit parry because I somehow managed to read the first light melee even though it's not reactable

>>564474218
Melee is still a meme build on these characters because they have to do some echo shard chain stun nonsense to do the same damage as a dynamo/doorman pressing his 1 button vaguely in the direction of an enemy
I don't see people melee unless they're Billy, they just shoot the enemy even if they can't parry because melee is five items and 22,400 souls of investment that could be spent on literally anything better
>>564475021
Trvth...

>>564475813
always knew dlg was a bunch of self insert faggot sissies

I'm having fun rushing decay on Vindicta right now, I can't aim so it's more fun to go alchemical fire/rescue beam/decay

>>564476004
>>564476148
Nah he's right if pillow build works it wasn't a real match
Best way to build rem is to literally not level pillow until every single other ability is levelled, even in brool because rem troopers in brool mean basically infinite lane pressure

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>tfw its true
what is the least painful way of an heroing bros?....

>>564475895
Can't believe it took people this long to catch on, why have a mechanic as useless as melee when it opens you up to 3 seconds of hard CC and damage amp

If you don't pick helpers first and use them off cooldown on creeps you're griefing

>>564476395
its ok, you can settle down with silver
her abrams cock stretching days are over

>>564476343
don't forget to apply your hemorrhoid cream tonight, anon

>>564473884
Anyone got the art of silver getting a belly rub?

>>564476395
whos body count is higher? silvers or abrams?

>>564470085
Big bitch made me spit out my drink
Yamato was spot on

The absolute most honest way to play deadlock is going a melee build on a hero who has no stuns

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>>564476395
>>564476472
None of these interactions seem ex worthy I won't lie
Its obvious they're just drinking buddies.

>>564476395
my hotpast wife...

>>564476247
An unfortunate consequence of India gaining access to the internet.

>>564476435
>Buy helpers first
>level helpers to tier three before putting a single point into any other ability
>obliterate enemy tower before sinners spawn giving lane partner plenty of room to steal it AND eat ours
>everytime they try to gank me or someone near me I instantly tag along and restore their entire health bar with rescue beam
I may end the match with no damage but that's because the scoreboard doesn't track psychological damage

PULL.
BACK.

>>564476598
isn't it canon that Holliday had 2 divorces and 1 current husband?

>Hmm this Victor hero just walks at people and statchecks them let's gut him and give that option to Infernus and Abrams instead (without the downsides) because they're never allowed to be bad for more than a week
Why

>>564477050
silver is an alcoholic who regular barhops and has friends with benefits
abrams is a typical noir detective
i can't see anyone being higher than them, maybe only drifter

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>>564477214
Low elo shitters kept crying about Victor despite him being the most balanced hypercarry
>Has an actual bad early/midgame
>Requires 40k+ souls to come online
>Countered by silences and anti heal
Enjoy your venator, warden and Infernus who are strong at every stage of the game lol

>>564477604
transformed silver is the only woman who can handle abrams sized cervix obliterator cock

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chat was my ivy cheating?

>>564477214
I promise you I'd much rather have old gun abrams back than this fucking spirit bullshit.
>only good builds are meme spirit or going hybrid which is just spirit build but instead of witchmail you get crushing fists

>>564477830
her gun has pretty nasty circular spray bro
its literally just a hose you try to dump into someone pretty close

>>564477604
drifter ate all of his body count man that doesn't count

>>564476395
What Silver did before the ritual is not our business

Seriously what advantage does victor hae over Abrams? Victor’s 3 hits himself, his 2 doesn’t heal for shit, meanwhile Abrams can spam his dash in the endgame repositioning enemies and escaping, two stuns, better aura, and Abrams ult is objectively better.

So that's why she is trying to bang celeste...her horse cock is the only thing that can compare..

Just play gun victor bro.

>>564478214
You misunderstand Victor. Everything he does is based around making sure that his 1 is always up.

>>564476665
They clearly had sex just as clearly that silver is lesbian with celeste

>>564478214
>better DPS on 3 in lieu of self healing
>insane debuff resist which makes stuns not do anything to him
>a spirit nuke that hits for 50000000000000 trillion damage and self heals even more on top of all your lifesteal
>revive that's an AOE slow + stun
Victor is just an actual traditional carry where he's not The Best early game. The problem is that every other carry IS the best at all stages of the game that's why he doesn't do anything.
What you need are carries to get nerfed, not for abrams to get nerfed.

>>564476395
You must learn to be a better man and accept that what Silver did before our relationship is none of my business. Plus, a high bodycount just means that she's more experienced at sex.

>>564478214
the other guy do be correct
>>564478686

victor's 1 heals him a fuckload and is also a nuke, victor's 2 is a dishonest debuff stopper, victor's 3 is a stink aura so all the spirit effects can be stacked so the 1 obliterates them and the 4 is just a reincarnation

Trannies and incels not understanding human interaction championship

Anon getting baited by a samefag championship

kiss already you incels

I hate this fucking retard nigger game so much, fucking retard team running down mid, then bitching at me for lane jannying. Had some fuck say "why are you running urn with the enemy team alive" when it was a comeback urn at 12 minutes. Are these even humans, i want to know are these even fucking humans??? These mongoloids lost a 1v2 under our yellow walker to a dynamo, then lost the walker and bitched at me for janying green, fuck these fags

speaking of incel, idk why but Drifter might be one. the guy just doesn't have an ounce of lust for anyone

Remove parries. I am not joking.

I'm a transwoman girlfailure femcel and am eternus 6, if it matters :3

>>564479672
I main doorman btw :3

>>564479487
I don't think you know what incel means

>>564479487
He's more of a volcel, like Venator

add parry charges, im not even joking

>>564479897
>drifter a volcel
I'm sure he sometimes rapes a bit to spice up the murder and torture

>>564479987
We already have they they're called STAMINA except for some reason parries don't use it

Slightly up extend self stun on missed parry so you can't just just double jumping over punishes
Make light melee parries not stun but instead do a chunk of damage

>>564480147
Light melee parries should disarm and disable melee attacks and parry for 3 seconds

>>564479996
doesn't he eat his victims? what is there to rape

I'm eternus btw

>>564480147
they should add grappling to counter parries, imagine being able to grab and hold onto people like in fall guys if they parry

>>564480265
they should add a fall guys gamemode for the movement sickos

My favorite april fools moment? Getting 17 pillows thrown at me by a bunch of stupid chuds.

>survey asked me how powerful Kelvin and Dynamo are
Of course I'm answering 5. Actually, do they even check the results of these?

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Lash abrams duo R combo is sick

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Which deadlock character is canonically an incel. I need to know so I can main them.

>>564481526
Bebop

>>564481526
Bebop doesn't have a penis so

>>564481526
Drifter
Verification
Not
Required

>>564481272
They're not getting nerfed because I main those characters and I answered 1 on the poll, more buffs are incoming actually

>>564479487
he's very gay towards mirage and venator

Lucky shot item that works on melees when

>>564481593
>>564481594
robots can't be incels

>>564481794
He's a golem.

>>564481687
drifter rapes so he's not celibate

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>yamato bought unstoppable

>>564481272
>he didn't realize that last gigantic patch that raped the balance and the wraith changes were a result of the survey yet

>>564481784
This would turn Viscous and Billy into child molestors for like a week before the rush to nerf it

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>>564471541
Sometimes I do such abysmal plays that I'd need to hear the patron say "Paradox, what the fuck are you doing" to get back on track

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>>564481784

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>>564481594
Nah, Bebop definitely has a secret robo-dildo attacthment, hidden beneath his potato sack pants. He uses it to blow out sexy broads after he rapes Lash in the bear-pit

>you can buy items that reduce melee damage taken
>melee damage is already reduced by bullet resistance
Yet another reason why parries should be removed.

>>564479987
Literally just make the parry stun shorter & cooldown longer and add a 1600 shop item that buffs stun duration. Give Billy a 55% win rate, he deserves it more than Seven.

>>564482561
Remove parry stun entirely, why is it even here?

>>564481526
Pocket
Warden
Venator
Seven
Apollo

>>564481526
lash, vyper, rem, paige

>>564481921
Actually a must have sometimes, can't do shit when the curses roll in otherwise

YOU'RE MINE

AAAAH TRY TO BE NICE

I am really dizzy and I don't know why. Maybe this is how I die /dlg/.

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guys why didn't my mark register on the shitleste

>>564483841
don't worry about it

>>564483574
It wouldn't be that bad of a way to go my man

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this item would suck

>>564484131
>active component
>doesn't even fucking have the active text in the item image
KILL
ALL
COOMERS

>>564484131
>Russian text
Of fucking course. Ivan just can't stop gooning to tranny porn.

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you just know

>>564484449
that all of her ex husbands are black?

>Hollidays ult refreshes when she successfully lassos an enemy
there fixed

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cmon there's gotta be a way to port him into deadlock

>>564484449
>https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=astro_allies_no_attack_01.mp3
There's really a voiceline for this? kek

>bebop is the highest pickrate in eternus+ and sitting at 49,5% winrate
all it took was for '''''''''''pros''''''''' to pick him once and all the mindless goycattle immediately started picking him too

>>564484843
we only get like 3-5 characters a year bro, you got a while before they start adding the really gimmicky ones

someones mad at bobep lmao

They need an extended story on how Pocket got his name. I bet it was Calico who castrated him.

https://files.catbox.moe/xbrexd.png

>>564485472
kys faggot

>>564485472
>the shuffleboard cue

>>564478843
Carries honestly do need to get nerfed desu.
>but but the game doesn’t have carries
Fuck off, several heroes are just outright better at others come late game and with even slightly amounts of farm. A 50k seven is going to be a lot scarier than a 50k rem

why is Infernus black? Ixians are supposed to be Red, Abrams is an exception since he's albino or something

>>564485952
Burnt

>>564485952
I think he's supposed to be half ixian not fully ixian. Either that or there's multiple different races of ixians. It's a whole seperate world after all.

>>564485952
He's an igger

>have 0 10 celeste on team
>have chain feeding 2 12 yamato on team
>enemy has dynamo and lash
>win anyway because the enemy also had silver
LMAO EVERY TIME

is volvo banning fov increase config edits yet

Genuinely believe that all brawl tards should get killed. Fucking retard team running it down mid lane when down 30k, comeback urn available and the jungle untouched for the past 5 minutes, i go to get urn and the fags start bitching at me for not joining their homo brawl. Its so obvious that these fags come from overwatch and rivals, just brool brool brool, fuck looking at the map, fuck gathering souls we gotta BROOOOOL

>>564487526
even the 90 FOV that the game lets you pick in the settings feels like its too much for me, prefer 80 since 90 makes aiming with m1gers too fucked. Though i do have a tiny 19" monitor, i suppose that with 24 and especially 27 inch monitors going beyond 90 could work

>>564487538
in my last couple of games i've had nothing but broolers and my mains are calico and apollo, but i've pretty much just been sidelaning and jannying with jungle inbetween and winning. and these guys had the gall to ask how i had such low kp on a ganking hero

>>564484880
me every single game

>>564487738
>seven asks why such low KP on a gank hero
>ask him back why such low cs on a farm hero
>he shuts up for the rest of the game

>>564487737
slider should start at 90

>>564487538
You are not in the pro leagues buddy
If you are down that much, comeback is impossible unless enemy team just throws

>know how to secure + deny souls
>know at least 4 heroes (1 is a support)
>still learning the ebin movement mechanics
now I want to learn how to tell when should I visit other lanes, besides the obvious that is your teammates asking for help what are some other tells that I should help other lanes?

>>564488254
Just be yourself

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>>564476593

>>564488254
Fuck others, just assume you are playing a single player game

When does this game... get announced?

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>>564488395
And here's a bonus

>>564488475
in 3 hours

>>564488254
gank when you have lane prio (your troopers are pushing towards enemy guardian) you can also gank easily with zip speed boost, especially towards blue

Paige is such an easymode character that I consistently see ultbot Paiges get 100k+ player damage

>>564470993
because your life is a resource and can be spent. it could be spent to trade for a walker for example.

what if they added a sideboss

>>564488254
look at the map and see if the nearby lanes have enemies just sitting outside of your tower range, that usually means your teammates are getting shit on and would benefit from a gank.

what if they added your mom

What if they after sex based minigames with the hideout Abrams

>>564470993
it's battle royale speak.
it means play in a way that prioritizes your own life, usually said when your teammates are downed and not in a good position to recover from. in short, it means don't die to try to save them.

>>564487538
Honestly when I’m not playing hypercarries I’ve just been playing heroes that *can* scale into the late game (like kelvin) so I have the choice of supporting the brawlers (if we’re winning the stupid brawls) or fucking off and farming (if the team is feeding).

Also, even though brooling is stupid trophy collector makes it somewhat more valuable. Yeah yeah, I know pros said it sucks- but if your team is constantly brawling and you need to be around to ensure they don’t just feed (but you lose farm in the process) at least you’ll be able to keep some momentum

what if they added sex based minigames with mina mains

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I literally dont understand that I am BETTER and losing rank when I do more damage and play better there's just a mandatory feeding retard on my team every game
mina spends entire first 10 minutes sucking infernus cock and then wonders why he can just solo the entire game by spamming flame dash and instakilling everyone
Image
so fucking sick of infernus bro

Mina is Asian you freaks, stay on your own lanes white and black devils

>>564490257
Asian women are built for everything except asian men

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>>564469993
>"Honey, can you help me with the groceries?"

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all i need is my beautiful equine wife

>>564473270
>Maybe EOMM actually is real...
you basically have to be delusional to not think it. I lost 7 games in a row with team mates going 0-10 each. took a day break and suddenly I'm on the opposite side of the coin again.

>>564490440
If she's equine, why do some of her death screams sound like caprine bleating

>>564474105
I love the way fags who weren't here for debuff resist working on parry self report.
>>564475895
>It's one autistic faggot (you) astroturfing and posting off cooldown all thread. Do you think you're subtle or something? You're an extremely predictable retard and get parried a bunch. Skill issue. I can't even tell you the last time I got parried it happens so sparingly and I'm E3.

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>these people exist

>>564490538
if this were any other modern pvp game i would believe you or at least be willing to entertain the idea but i feel like deadlock's MM is too abysmal to actually have any sort of algorithm to it

>>564490720
did the match get abandoned before or after that
what prompted him to say that
and obviously ivy is the bat gf

Silver bros how do you manage to get out of poverty central, every game I end up nearly the poorest even in games I do well.
Farming jungle is out of the picture since the speed is attrocious, should I camp enemy sinners maybe and try to steal bags?

>>564490945
punch camps

>>564490927
he typed this immediatly at load in and dc-ed for a green leave...mina onetricks mental illness

>>564491179
unprompted? was he just miffed that he didn't get his prio-1 hero?
moba fags, i swear.

>>564490796
It's just that Eomm is not properly tuned right now and is rigging very obviously. But it's not a priority to fix it since it keeps the shitters happy by giving them free wins.

>>564491267
>keeps shitters happy
>everyone at all skill levels bitches about how god awful matchmaking is

>>564488254
>when should I visit other lanes
get wave prio. once you have wave prio, look at the map to see if there's something you can do
ganks, stealing camps, sinners, boxes, or even camping the lane to kill the lane janny. just whatever you do do not zip back to base like a fucking mongoloid after clearing waves. do something productive.

>>564470305
post paige build

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This is how I feel after getting max trophy collector stacks

>>564476665
Would be funny as fuck if he's actually just not replying to her

>>564477930
Is there an item that reduces bullet spread or am I imagining things

>>564492201
I mean if there's a deviation then the further along a distance you go the more it spreads. Higher velocity could offset this and make the spread less apparent by getting somewhere quicker, leading to less deviation. Probably what you're thinking of.

>Vindicta and Talon are some of the best rescue beam users
>I have literally never seen either of them buy it in any of my games

>why is a hero who is supposed to kill niggas not buying an item for SUPPORTS

>>564492243
hehehe, you see that shit?
>>564492359
it's the same with ivy. she can pull people mid flight. she could pull one person and rescue beam another and save two people. yet I'm the only Ivy I know that does it.

>>564492429
Vindicta gets extended item range while in flight. It's 3k for a potentially game saving thing. The only thing stopping stacking 6 of them on a team is cause they're selfish and don't realise the value or they just don't have the active slots available in their build.

>>564490720
seriously everyone already knows mina belongs to me

>>564484131
no it'd vibrate

>>564492931
I say five because his ult has counterplay and mindgames with CS.

>doorman ulted me
>I got sent to the hotel
>then immediately got teleported out
what the fuck happened? I did parry it with counterspell and it went on cooldown but I'm pretty sure you can't block getting teleported to the hotel just the damage and stun it does

>>564484131
make sure to post this on the forums

>>564485472
SODOM WILL BURN

Does Billy have a human penis or a goat penis

>>564493237
Yeah I suppose, I love playing Lash but I've been lagging a ton and my inputs don't go through which SUCKS

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>>564490257
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsuko_Aoyama

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deranked from this oh my godddd I LOVE DYNAMO
>melee apollo feeding bebop bomb stacks nonstop
>drifter literally just dying as much as he possibly can
>seven that doesnt push any objective ever
>mo being a fat retard and burrow warpstone teleporting bebop bombs to the team
>dynamo on a perma killstreak cus drifter just ints and gets stomped and tethered and raped
Actually so god damn stupid

>>564494467
Ask Vyper

>>564494602
>cheating
You deserved that loss

>>564485472
completely incorrect goat penis + silver definitely has a sheath and dog cock in human form + dog cocks don't have heads like gross human cocks do
>>564494467
he didn't just replace his one head iykwim

>>564494714
Silver has a juicy and puffy cookie in both human and wolf form.

>>564494714
celeste and her playerbase has a 15" cock. flared.

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Called it.
Also in hindsight the skins were obviously fake too.
At least the latter spawned cute vindicta art.

>>564494467
why would he have a human body but goat dick

>>564495125
Billy is female to male trans and used magic to get a penis transplant but he was too broke to buy a human dong

>>564495054
the "leaked" character that looked identical to a fan oc was fake... no fucking way

>>564495125
he has some kind of animal penis in the chart, so might as well have a proper goat one

>>564495125
Why would he have a human body but a goat head

>>564495054
Shame, I honestly kinda dig the design. Oh well.

>>564494802
well yes agreed, the point is that both forms should match, image I was replying to just had her with cocks in this case

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>>564495054
>they robbed Shiv being a scary serial killing vampire for drifter
>they robbed shiv's transformation ult for silver
>people genuinely believed they would rob him a third time by adding a blood themed monster that joined the baxter society
Genuinely why is Shiv even in the game at this point

>>564494467
Ask me

>>564495426
Because fuck you, that's why

>>564495532
He's cool.

why are you guys so obsessed with penis

>>564496040
Everyone loves penis.

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>>564495532
Shiv is Sun Wukong. He is on a Journey to the West to receive a blessing from the Buddh- I mean the Patron, and he looks like a monkey. Expect him to receive an official Chinese Monk skin

>>564495532
>>they robbed Shiv being a scary serial killing vampire for drifter
Drifter also stole Shiv's trophy mechanic (which he still has killstreak voice lines for. STOP SHIV FROM COLLECTING MORE TROPHIES!)

>>564496040
only animal penis

>>564496690
this desu

Ivy and Celeste's futa penises

Abrams Big Blue Cock

glaceon's red dog dick

>>564496690
I main Shiv btw idk if that matters haha

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At least Victor is playable in Phantom lobbies now...

>>564497149
If they actually wanted to make Vic good without making him OP:
>give his 2 back the purge
>make the slow on his 4 affect dashes
>make the bonus spirit damage while his 4 is down scale
There.
Victor would be playable in Eternus while not being any stronger on the low end.

>>564498004
>make him stronger than before when he was OP
>would be playable in Eternus while not being any stronger on the low end.

>Ritualist
>never hear Ivy ult voice line for entire game
>ask why not using ult
>"I don't know how to use it"

>>564498141
Not a single one of those changes would render him OP now, anon.
The global balance and meta has shifted since then significantly, anon.

>>564498485
I don't believe you.
I think you're telling fibbies to get your pet character back to being free win status.

>>564498004
>give him back stacking dispel magic
no thank

>>564498708
Explain how any of that would make him OP.
Go ahead.
I'll wait.

>>564498938
He had dispel before and he was OP.
I rest my case and I accept your concession in advance.

>get a silver player on team in street brawl 3 times in a row
>lose all 3 matches
Do people actually enjoy this garbage game mode?
Its all about who has the most meta characters for it on the team

Shiv ult should have unlimited range until he hits a hero or hits a wall which stuns him and does damage

They should make a second ghost character and just make their ult noclip

>>564499325
When he had dispell before the meta was COMPLETELY different as everyone was relying on stacking proc debuffs like toxic bullets and siphon bullets for a huge portion of their damage.

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Gonna attempt to make a custom KOTH map from tf2, with auto-generating souls with match time spent in total (Trophy Collector won't generate more souls), and troopers trying to cap the point.

Hero prejudiced against Ixian(er)s?

>love Celeste
>80% of art is yuri
>love Silver
>70% of art is yuri
An abstract kind of hell.

>>564500345
Same problem with Victor and Drifter...
It's all Yaoislop...

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>>564500345