Previous: >>564464150>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
helio
Tamtam is very cute and evil!
>>564489209cute /u/mas!
Fuck you.
Oranges
Teio!
>>564489319Will she be okay?
>>563460416An update for youHard Choices has retired. Unfortunately, he wasn't successful enough to become a breeding stud and instead was retrained to become a riding horse. He won 2 races in 15 starts, one of them being a G2, his final placement stat is 2-3-3-7Deep Cavern has retired. He will now become a breeding stud. In 29 starts he has won 5 times. Four of those were G1 races. His final placement stat is 5-7-7-10.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Since every Grand Live uma look like this when do guts card become good?
Let's fast forward to GL. I gotta unload real quick.
Digitan LOVE
this thread will be gayer
>>564489704Wow it's like you are playing one of my regular runs.That's standard luck for me
>>564489730>He skipped Fine MotionSuccessfully gaslighted
>>564489729>every>MLB Taiki and CBThat's a whale anon and a high roll run too
>>564489760What's happening here?
>>564489849On the contrary, I'm doing just fine.
>>564489875https://x.com/biri_EX/status/1954151159947817360?s=20
>>564489875Halloween and trainer dressed as an Uma. Trainer is sleeping and Digitan wrapped her tail around his (something that canonically is very intimate). Trainer waking up causes Digitan to immediately retreat
>>564489209they fuckin
>>564489948>3 wit card>can't max wit
>>563459947An update for you, Holy Diver has retired. He will now become a breeding stud. In 32 starts he has won 9 times. He won 5 G1s, 2 G2s and 1 G3, his final placement stat is 9-5-8-10
>>564489442boy
post 'em https://grids.fun/t/about-me-umamusume-buj0p?list=umamusume-ba9to
>>564490241nein
>>564490241Gayest image I've ever seen.
>>564490241>the i-want-to-fuck-little-boys tierlist
>>564487535man this shit fucking sucks ass...desu wa
>>564490359I don't see Taishin tho
>>564490321i have a very specific type
>>564490241
i want to fuck little boys
>Racing Carnival ends in 10 hours>still at 70kAAAAAAIIIIIEEEE I TOUCHED TOO MUCH GRASS
>>564490516dont say th->Thank God she isnt in the animeshe is though, bwo...
>>564490517That's a CUTE little GIRL.
>>564490241Don't be so mean to my Ryanbro
>>564490586just use your carats bro250 carats or w/e is worth a rainbow shard
need /uma/cord boylove club
>>564490590My brain probably filtered her out or I forced myself to forget her scenes
Yo controversial opinion but I think Umas can be really pretty and hot
>>564490225LETS GOOOOMy beautiful Diver is a successful stallion
>>564490517Biko is so cuteI wish she was my little sister
>>564490678shes in every season at least once, and is in season 2s intro bwo... https://youtu.be/8MOfaq51nm0?si=9zlWx3MQguEcg9qQ&t=66
>>564490750nyo...I really did forget all her scenes tho all I can remember now is her showing up at a Mejiro dinner table?
>>564490750>mini kita/dia horau-uoh
so now that the game died. what went wrong?
>>564490919shes in all of season 1s best episodes though...
>>564489771You always say that, but you never reply when people want to make out with you.
>>564491038I can't wait for Nakayama
>>564491125but I do
>768x1280Please don't AIslop my wife
>>564491121It's funny how they just slapped random umas in this race because they didn't have a lot of them yet.
>>564491152>no good results in the last 9 racesIt's not looking good for your little sister Grass...
>>564491336yea ryan deserves to get slapped
>have B mile on Tama>she still jobs literally every mile G1I will kill myself>>564489272I WANTED TO POST THAT ONE
>>564491121She had races?
>>564491410Heh
>>564489272>>564491410>>564491485>Suddenly Tama posters
we are one year into MANT and people still think mile B is enough
Tama's tamas in my face.
>>564491548Mile C is enough on Seiun Sky
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>564491601*B
>>564491587what tamas? There's basically nothing there
>>564491545Something wrong with that!
Echoes of the Arc will be butter
wtf does witgod even mean when he says that gold recs are more likely to misfire in this track?
>>564491410B rank aptitude is literally a gaslight.Like it becomes a 30-70.I stopped doing B mile runs because it's misery
What will happen when Opera O gets a new alt, Rudolf gets a new alt, Pasa gets a new alt, Brian gets a new alt and they are the strongest umas in the game
I love fat hanging uma tits
>>564491876They drop American umas
>>564491876>Pasa gets a new alti'll roll and switch it to the current alt. no way are they going to make something that beats paizuri pasa
>>564490241does digitan count as a dirt uma?
>>564491876Opera O is so coolBrian's only alt is amazing, not sure how relevant in current JP meta but she definitely shifted the meta on her release no?
>>564492005nyes
>>564492005Bouquet spotted!
>>564492005she's a dirty uma alright
>>564492018She came back in meta but she's still long only
>>564492050Digitan smells Tachyon's used panties when she's asleep...
>>564492050Hot
>>564490241Does Tazuna count as NPC despite having a support card?
>>564492050Would Digitan actually do this?Tachyon would comply but would Digitan even ask of this?
>>564492146npc means non playable character bwo.
>>564491410especially if you are low on clocks you need some arbitrary stats. Usually if you have power parent and 300+ when niigata comes in theory you should be fine with mile B.That said if you are a front runner the game LOVES to fuck you in junior, and angling is an absolute must to have to save clocks. Front running with mile B is gonna fuck you 100%, for others, not so much.
>>564492189nyo, she would explode before at the thought
>>564492189only if tachyon gives digitan inhibiton suppresors
>>564492146HAPPY MEEK?YOU PUT HAPPY MEEK IN YOUR FUCKING LIST?MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN NPC HAPPY MEEK???
>>564492209I might just bite the bullet and borrow Fuku instead of NTR but god it sucks
>>564492439what's wrong with Meek? Some anon here put Light Hello as his #1 of all time last time
>>564492439only real game enjoyers respect happy meek
>>564492491Speed Symboli should call me a good boy
>>564484357>7-8 NatureHad a pretty Nice Nature run, Medium S but I sadly couldn't get any recoveries, even whites. Dia didn't finish her chain. Does she survive Taurus?
>>564491121she looks so much better here than ingame wtf
>>564492005She won dirt G1s
>>564490241Realistically speaking I would've just put Stego in everything but Least favorite and prettiest, but I decided to put more variety.
kikuka sho makes me want to blow my fucking head off
>>564492759*procs VIP pass*
>>564492759Are you sho-re about that?
>>564492887SHES 38
>>564492190Support cards are 'playable'
>>564492920out of 10!
>>564483682https://youtube.com/@riru-zyosou
>>564492887>>564492821extremely cute behaviour
>>564492945Until Tokino Minoru is trainable, he's correct
>>564492945support cards are usable, but you do not play them in the sense you would a trainee
>>564492943Sex, Sex, Sex. Next question.
>>564492978kek got em, wonder if he ever found out
>>564493101>oshi, Tachyon>least fave, AiI will have to kill you for th->Cutest design, MeekI forgive you
>>564492146Salty Cafefag
>>564493260Nah I can get why people could dislike Ai she's kind of overbearing.
>>564492887>>564492920This is how the average Tokyo salarywoman acts btw
>>564492632Maybe she does..
>got my first SS+ yesterday>got my first UG todayI may have discovered the secret sauce. This was THE fucking run
>>564492978how devlish....
>>564493337Tachyon redditor fag
>>564493413>>564493337They are friendsDon't fight, be nice
>>564490241i don't know if i'll ever have a least favorite. there's some i don't care that much for, but least favorite sounds too mean.
>>564493383>Med S>Mile SEXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>564493383Yes anon, the secret was running a buhi deck
>manhattan cuckè
Ladies, ladies. You're both reddit.
>>564490241dozo
>>564490241What a shit listWhy the fuck is there a favorite anime/manga uma when there's barely any umas from the manga to pick fromJesus
>>564491876I dunno how they're gonna top NY Opera's kit tho, she's kind of an all-rounder in real life and her ult being usable in every track kinda reflects on that, maybe an Arima Kinen specific alt that gives her an insane speed boost in the last 300m if she's still around the midpack could work
>>564493520>>564493413>>564493337now kiss
>>564493518I struggled to reach even SS even with this deck before, I guess I finally learned how to play
I will buy a kilo of carrots and gonna turn them into carrot fries today
>>564493381What's the deck?
i can't imagine liking tachyon or cafe and not liking the other. they roll off each other so well.
>>564493520admittedly it was pretty messed up on her part to do this to cafe
Manhattan Cafe and Agnes Tachyon owe me suffocating tag team sex
>>564493731
>>564493747I made this post
>>564493747god, I wish they both would roll on my dick so well
>>564493783this
>>564493747ThisI like both a lot, but Tachyon slightly more. Granted Tachyon is my favorite and Cafe is still like top 5 for me. I like their science/supernatural dynamic and funny antics when interacting.
>>564493629Orfevre is like that, current speed boost 1000m from the end of the race to work with every distance and a guarranteed gold accel for 2000m+ racesThe only condition is to be an end closer on turf
Yeah but where is my umawife
>>564493775I was considering running a three wit 2 speed 1 Stam deck for the derby.I guess I'll try this. I don't have a third MLB wit card besides Tachyon and Sunday but I'll see if I can make do with 3LB Daisca or something.Thanks anon
>>564493747I can get disliking Tachyon but there's nothing to Cafe to dislike
>>564493970God, I wish that were me
>>564488534>>564488418>>564488375>>564488330>>564488329>>564488274>>564488243You fuckers unironically helped me, it's still not the best horse but I managed to get fucking S+.I'm gonna cry...
>>564494057>but there's nothing to CafeYeah, there really is nothing thereAnd that's fucking hot
>>564493909yappari Rice is evil
>>564493992Goodluck anon! DaiSca kinda works from my tests but I'm not so sure with 3LB. SSR Dober is also a decent choice if you don't have her SR
>>564494459BASED AND GOOD JOB
>>564494459Beautiful
>>564494459Congrats.
>>564490241It didn't prevent me from putting an uma in more than one category so that's on you.
>>564494583that uma.... who?
>>564493590>Doggy>not Chiyo
>>564494565bro... did you not see the "Do not reupload" warning..?
>>564494656not enough ass desu
>>564494583anon why did you leave 5 spaces blank? try harder next time if you're going to +1 image
>>564494459Good job Torena-san. Now try to build upon it and save for the Tachy banner to unbrick your deck
>>564494459Congrats anon!
anons called me a retard but I knew Oguri needed a guts build to deal with the soulless guts growth paces
MANT is so boring. You just use the same Kita + NTR/Fuku and Fine Motion + Natie + 2 extras deck over and over and over.
>>564494656
>>564494536>>564494565>>564494771>>564494778Like I said, in the grand scheme people will mog her anyway but at least now I know what to do in general
>reddit tachyon
>>564494519>friend approves
>>564494905Sakura Wanko O, my beloved.
>>564494973Its a good start.
My trainee left me...
>>564495085NTRbro...
>>564494973That's a huge improvement, you'll only get better from here
>>564490241Trainees are NPCs if they're not playable yet, right
>>564495267yessu
>forgot to use Lucky Charm on 99% training because I've got too into the zone and been thinking about future turnsFuck my skibidi chungus life.
>>564490241Not much choice in the manga/anime department
>>564494776ace asking for headpatscute!!!
>>564495484for some reason this image instantly changed my mind about Taishin
>>564494459Now you're gaming. Grats.
>564495669fag alert
>>564494583>>564494265>>564492491>>564492146>>564492005>>564491626Based taste >>564492753Kill yourself
>>564490241Why are absolute literal whos like Lord Royal and Dynamo Heroine and that star blossom Turbo/Sirius mix available while not!Osaichi George and the japan cup umas are left outThe "le spoilers" excuse doesn't work since Folkqueen is there
>>564490241I am severely mentally ill btw
>>564495880oguri.... is just like finemo?
you know what? fuck you>rice_shower_(umamusume) stomach_punch
>>564495626>her face when I told her I bought a roomba for my apartment
>>564495880>Reddit Ship>Reddit Cap>le reddit twintails tsundere>hates /uma/'s favorite boygood God you NEED to go back
>all this happy meek loveBWOS why won't they add her!? Is she too powerful!?
>>564496032>>hates /uma/'s favorite boyHe doesn't hate Air Shakur though?
>>564496032I like stay gold over Ryan and I hate stay gold too So fuck off with your >implied we shit
>>564495756pama-san...
>>564495951nice_nature_(umamusume) navel
>>564496032only faggot homosexuals like someone like Ryan
>>564490241>favorite NPC>ningens suspiciously removedhmm, it was Riko but I guess Meek is my favorite non ningen NPC
>>564496032*cooms on ryan's face* just raped your oshi bro then i put her in the trash where she belongs
>>564491410>B MileEXPLODE FROM STRESS
i think the fabled MANT burnout finally hit in full swing, my club's rank has been in freefall the past week
I have 200 clocks left, am I fucked?
>>564496353I thought you can get A mile with Tama with sparks at run start
>>564494846Guts is kind of the meta for triple FR comp too, but Witgod keeps avoiding that topic.
>>564496627Lewd tummy
>>564490241I don't like doing these because I have to pretend that I have certain opinions on multiple characters when in actuality I just tend to focus my attention on a select few favorites.
>>564496627need a peek of pantsu for this drawing to be perfect
Any last minute Aries rooms?
>>564495425Well, that was disappointing. Amazing run in terms of stats, even with that stupid summer camp gaffe, but all my Wit cards literally fucked off, and I had to click empty wit trainings just to feel anything.>Kita put me on ignore>no Prudent>no THH (fuck you Marvelous)blah. What a waste of effort.
>all my good stat runs have shit skills and no medium SHmmmm I'm nyoooticing
suspiciously high amount of teiofags around here
ovr repvtation...
>>564496362>this cm is literally have xoguri or lose>wonder why people arent bothering to grind out aces when they don't have xoguri
>>564497386it's an interesting phenomenaif you like Teio you're /uma/ coded but if you don't like Teio you're /vm/a coded it all boils down to that.
>>564496057Everybody claims to like Happy Meek yet they keep beating her...
Machitan a cute!
>it's 202x>all /uma/ clubs have agreed to hold monthly meetings regarding thread events>except it's in VR>be the representative for [REDACTED]>had plenty of these before, just another month>day of the meeting I get an anonymous mail in my inbox>"I really enjoyed our time together in the recent room matches held, I want to meet you.">obviously something fishy is going on>but the content is too good to miss out on so I decide to go>meetup point is in a small building beside the main office where everyone is supposed to gather>convnient enough>an hour before everything is supposed to start I pull up>try to open the main doors but they're locked>decide to go around the back>there's a single door>check it>it's unlocked>"Okay, here goes nothing...!">I walk in>eerily quiet, but I was kind of expecting that to be the case>my hearts starts racing>"I really do wonder who it is...">considering how many races I've participated in there's no way to know>suddenly realize I've been walking in these corridors without really thinking>reach a dead end>"whoops, let us try that aga-">stop dead in my tracks>I hadn't even turned around yet>but I just knew>I had been ambushed.>not even a second later everything had turned black>...
>>564497386>this is someone's favorite
>>564496849she's not wearing anyyou know iti know itthe whole dorm knows it
>>564497489The Xog was only 20 dollarydoos away
>>564490241Am I based or gay
For some reason I didn't realize how big Hishiama is. I've always thought her tits are on the smaller side for some reason.
What's sex with Narita Top Road like
I only did 1 failure of a mcqueen career today. I need a huge break
>>564497386She's not my favorite but season 2 was so good, I can understand why they love her
>>564497642>oshi>prettiest designbwo.... how long will you be waiting for them?
>>564497642you're a faggot for hiding your overrated uma
>>564497595>I'm not sure how long it had been, but everything felt terrible>my legs>my head>my eyes>my...eardrums...?>it took me some time to realize, but there were sirens blasting outside>"What the...">suddenly hear a ton of footsteps all at once echoing throughout the building>a few seconds later I finally see how they were coming from>"THIS IS THE RIOT SQUAD YOU'RE UNDER ARREST">they were dressed in full body armor and riot shields>I barely heard what they had even said but I threw up my hands in reflex anyway>there was no need to think about what was going on>because nothing made any sense.>they cautiously approach, handcuff and drag me outside>"DO NOT RESIST">the outside sun finally hits my eyes, and it hurts>I'm rushed to the riot squad's truck for extraction>but before that I catch a glimpse of one, single person>no other club representative is in sight>only them>"...it's you.">the one who sent the mail>the one who ambushed me>and seemingly, the one who will cause the implosion of /uma/>https://litter.catbox.moe/vi5nch8im5kbyck0.pngbased on a dream from todaya sign to come? probably not BUT it was fun...and no shade obviously I think you're great
>>564497709Happens once and then never again
>>564497386Where? There's barely any Teio posts then she doesn't even show up in most of the fave listsIf anything Teiofags are still in hiding
>>564497595>>564497774Thanks for the OC.
>>564497818>do my sorter>do my grid>do my tier listUnless you want me to sort the umas by least to most fertile, Im just not interested
>>564497818>If anything Teiofags are still in hidingtru. you have to wait for brownhours for that
Where the fuck are the nice natures she can't be 3rd place in your hearts too?
>>564490241what does guilty pleasure even mean in this context thothere are hardly any controversial umas
>>564496943damn, sauce?
Haven't finished my grid, but I'll have you know that Teio WILL be in it.
>>564497606>gets injured>immediately gains a personalityThis Bobo personality should've been canon
>>564497818I don't need something like a sorter to sense Teiofags, I can smell the hachimi whenever they're close
>>564498075I don't like LOSERS
>>564497881
small dicked fucking loser get out of my face
>>564498317doto would say
>>564498182>Neicha>was loved by everyone throughout his life>(You)>probably is never loved by anybodyguess who's the loser here
>>564498317Doto said this to Opera after she jobbed to Toho Dream
>>564497970this is true, Teiofags always start appearing during late night burger hours and go in cooldown move around this time
>>564498121https://x.com/ame_pinecandy/status/2047242550483038491
>>564498075sorry but it asks me for my favorite not 3rd favorite
>>564498351uwaaaaah chrono tummyyyyyy erotic
>>564498317being small was not my fault...
>>564490241Restricted myself to global only for this one
>>564498075>no G1sHoly fucking ick.
>>564498395neicha was born a horsei get to sit around and eat snackstake that horse
>>564497738I will wait for as long as it takes>>564497758It would’ve just been Goldship anyways
>>564498108what if you like goldship
>>564498541No I won't but thanks anyway.
*punches you*
>>564492486in my experience is like this:Fuku even with her tendency to cuck you out of the event that +30 stat on everything really helps. However Fuku has the tendency to fuck up entire runs because of the events. If you don't get Fuku's events not only your stats but your friendship will suffer too. Also she's not very consistent on speed training. If everything aligns its a very good card, but you'll have to glue entire runs because of her. Fuku has no special prio or power/speed which you can really feel.Now Topro starts out like abysmal dogshit, then becomes a speed nuke at lvl3 or higher speed training, but its problem is that if you have 1 speed, that junior year is gonna be a slog. A Topro rainbow is gonna give you a fuckton of speed, but you have to wait for it. Also the firm course gold is in my opinion not that good, mainly because of the price.
>>564498351My favorite mares
>>564497931i snorted
added to the filter
Where's my promised clock relief package?
>>564496809literally same sis
>>564490241this was harder than I toughtMan I like a lot of umas so its difficult to be able to put only one and I'm sure if I would do this again it would change completely
>>564498108>what does guilty pleasure even mean in this contextexactly what it means. you feel guilty for liking. it does not have to be because the uma is controversial. for instance, you could hate an uma so deeply that it makes your blood boil whenever she is posted. but, you also can't help the blood from rushing to your dick whenever you do see her.t. Shitty hater who still jacks off to her lewds
*filters you*
>>564498809>Shitty hater who still jacks off to her lewdsname the uma I need to know this information
>after race stat reward refused to go into speedDamn. I got fucked over hard.
>>564498809Is it guilty pleasure if I don't hate the uma but do find her hot but she's a bit retarded so fapping to her feels kinda wrong?
>>564498931Jordanfag…
>>564498931jacking off to Machitan is wrong
>>564498931>find her hot but she's a bit retardedthats every fucking uma
>>564498931ulalabro...
>>564498809>you also can't help the blood from rushing to your dick whenever you do see herTeio?
>>564498931Dont jack it to the Matikanes bro...
>>564498996hey she might be retarded but she'd be honored if she found out you were jerking off to her
>>564490241yeppers
>>564498931Bright…
>>564499009I want to fuck these mares
What if I really like an uma but feel zero attraction whatsoever to her?
>>564499064bro we get it you like kids
>>564498904nta but he's talking about her
>>564499170>Ai-chan>Crown umaErm I guess Tiara is a type of crown but still…
>>564497114Pubes status?
>>564499170>Belno>oshichat, is this based or is cringe? I can't tell
machan
>>564498904I hate this bitch like you wouldn't believe>cucked me out of luckshitting for KawaPri>cucked me out of luckshitting Dober and gave me her kimono insteadit would have been fine if she was torenasexual. but no, she's just a bitch.
>>564499336Nothing has grown yet.
>>564488764What does this mean? Power is bad?
>>564499441>he doesn't know the ultra clingy Gold Cityyuor loss
>>564499336Landing strip, and she makes airplane noises when you enter
>>564499345why is she so erotic
>>564499534anon... you screenshotted at the wrong time... the canvas is still blank...
>>564497490wait i thought tiara/crown just meant triple tiara/crown winners
>>564499441>He doesn't know
>>564499490Cutefe
Needs a "good design but cringe personality" kinda category
>>564499525Decadent penetration
>>564499525Think you're real funny huh punk
>>564499441>>564499278I guess I get it, it would be a waste to not jerk off to her lewds.
>>564499603I thought it meant if they won any of the crown-tiara races.
>>564499703That's just the Helios category.
>>564499703Tanino Gimlet
>>564499534Cause she’s got that gentle demeanor but has knockers and fat thighs, Marche Lorraine is similar
>>564499441you're missing out because of a narrative pushed by a single indian
>>564499534to milk her trainer
>>564499759
>>564499703Vodka?
I love ningen so fucking much
>>564499783Gimlet has a kino personality
>>564499759I find it believable that Maya would say "Landing Kissu" when you press up against it.
>>564499972Imagine
>>564500004Tannhauser
>>564500013Spe stop kidnapping your trainer to the countryside
>>564499515tbf, I was dumb for not saving up carats for KawaPri and Dober, so it's still kinda my fault. not gonna change how annoyed I am at who I got instead>>564499616>>564499907I already have a mile late for TT
to be honest, I thought Maya said Love and Peace on her winning pose until a month ago
...
>>564500218>retarded uma>retarded trainer
>>564500179That's fair, I hate Teio for the same reasons.
>>564499224then that uma is (you)r daughtercommon examples are:>ulala>laisu
>>564499703that's just tachyonshe's cool visually but has nothing else going for her
I wish Spechan's casual outfit was her cute S1 overalls instead of the in-game granny outfit
>>564500264instead of supporting any oshi, make your own oshi
jiggies?
>>564500080t.vodka
>>564500264
>>564499224then you are a faggot
>>564499224that should be every non-npc uma seeing how you're their teacher and at minimum 25 years older than them
>>564500404question is, would they be able to give their child the proper support in the small chance that she ends up being g2 / g3 uma?the pressure of living up to the all-rounder must be suffocating, no?
>>564500218>anon hasn't unlocked the secret Love and Peace line
>>564500524I am 25.
https://poal.me/fb83q2https://poal.me/fb83q2https://poal.me/fb83q2
>>564500524isn't there a facility for torenas to learn being a torena in Toresen? age between umas and torenas should be closer than you think
>>564500614times two maybe
>>564500546you don't support your oshi cause she's the best, you support her cause you love her
>>564500785i support her because she gives me sex
>>564500863umapyoi is another form of love
>>564500524I'm only 27...
>>564500730Ojii...
>>564500546Digitan would be a loving mother
>>564500524>and at minimum 25 years older than themlol
age is just a retarded number youngsters have to stop thinking it matters so much.
>>564500546Digitan's daughter would be a piece of work but Digitan and I would do our absolute best to raise her well, even if she's guaranteed to have several complexes by the time she can race. She'd probably behave like Gold City.
I need Tachywife
>>564500524heh. I'm 23
>>564501312zoomers OUT
>>564500524Didn't realize my trainee was -4 years old
>>564500524does 25 - 3 count
>>564501024Can't you boomers die already so that we can go through your stuff?
>>564501381is that her male/female bodycount
im only 18 years old and my favourite uma is nishino flower!
>>564501453no that'd just be 0:0
>>564501181
>>564501501Must be nice being so naive
>>564501181>>564501549
Round 1 start next reset, no?
DARB
>>564501804yeppers, there is a countdown on the CM screen
>>564501619i'm retarded and thought they were asking about mine
I haven't even started making my dominators yet
I don't understand the appeal of Tachyon. I hated her during her story because she struck me as a school-skippping idiot too self-centered to care. I guess she was secretly trying to cure her condition? Still she treats you like trash.Will a Tachyonenjoyer please explain why you like her? Even if it's head canon I don't care at this point. I get the feeling it's a "she's the Team Fortress 2 Medic but hot and she wears pantyhose" angle, but also maybe she's some kind of girl boss badass to some people. But aslo le silly reddit horse? I genuinely want to know.
Which Luna?
>>564502097I like her voice.
>>564501457cute, she's marking you
>>564502081It literally takes 1 (ONE) whole career run per dommer
>>564490241Please rate.Sidenote: I always find Nattie and Marche's design similar. Both floof.
>>564502097Her VA is sex.I watched beginning of a new era, like, actually watched the movie and not just short videos
>>564502132rightmost because of the epithet
hosting a few cm13 rooms while I wait for food144641967177537842423631got my medium s pace shower, but I think she sucks nsm isn't proccing at all. might need to make her frontfeel free to join multiple
>>564502204nta but do dommer stats not matter that much? i kinda just tried to get them to as close as i could to ideal statlines
>>564502097They don't even play the game bro, they just watch that stupid movie of hers
Sign here
>>564502097Shan’t be teaching you media literacy
>>564502097I like her outfit
>>564502410what's in the box?
>>564502247Marche is a fucking dork and not cool.
>>564502410Hmm nyo
>>564502097Bratty scientist needs correction
>>564502097she won my very first URA, and her appearances are always enjoyable whether she's fucking around by drugging everyone or through her emotional episodes>muh tf2lol this nigga a spic
>>564502410Go away my lawyer told me the Satonos can't come after me again I'm free
>>564502247double puppetjob with Machan and Marche
>>564502452Refurbished Sega Saturn>>564502472Nyes!!!
>>564502452A Dreamcast
>>564502410finally my 3 cheeseburgers, xlarge fries, xlarge coke and 2 apple fritters and double fudge milkshake have arrived
>>564502247rare Rhein Kraft appearance
>>564502247Based
>>564502642TRAINERNOOO DON'T SIGN THATTRAINER!!!!
>>564502410Fuck yeah my Ideal808 order finally showed up. I can't wait to tell the guys their cards showed up.
>>564502642That's a fairly small amount of food for the average sized person I'd say?
>>564502410Dia wouldn't trick you into signing a marriage registration form
>>564502410>illegible slop textI shan't
>>564502348all you need to care about is witmaxxing so your skills have a higher chance of proccing and meeting the stam requirement for the track
>>564502410huh, this delivery persoon looks familiar....eh, I must just be tired. I don't even remember what item I ordered. but, I'd rather get this over with quickly and rest
>>564502942so used to the other one being posted that this makes me seethe
Love and protect Dia
umas with this feel?
>>564503182>protectshe's rich, far stronger than you and from an important family. If anything you are the one who needs protection from her
>>564502942I think so, but the large coke is redundant when they've already ordered a shake.
>>564503182ASS TO LAP CONTACT WOOOOOOOOOH
I like the event where Hishiama just goes around giving everyone taiyakis in advance so when Windy shows up they can use the taiyaki to calm her down
>>564502297
>>564503286AIslop video generation is kinda getting there
>>564503286sorry, there's no ADHD goyslop animated umas here
>>564503318You don't understand a maiden's heart. She might not NEED your protection, but she still wants you to look after her...
>>564503461then say that she needs (You) instead
>>564503370I haven't even started making parents for CM13 yet
>>564503614wow i didnt know tachyon was a total slob
>>564503370you arent getting to get any good data either because my umas are fucking ass
>new dayFRICK OFF I WAS IN A MIDDLE OF A RUN
>>564503606Umaiden...
copa
STOP SNIPING SHOES YOU GREEDY BASTARDS AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
It's a shame that Epiphaneia inherited Spe's bad temper. It's so bad that after retirement he live in a locked stall because he keep fighting with Lord Kanaloa on the next stall or any other outsiders that pass by. Main reason his stud price is as high as it gets, it's still cheaper than Kizuna whose never sired a G1 winning horse) despite having proven progenies like Daring Tact, Efforia, Danon Decile, Museum Mile etc because his kids tend to inherit his bad temper too. Hopefully Bereshit will be doing fine.
>>564503370I'm still making my CM12 aces gwo
>>564503983it's LITERALLY starting today how
>>564503461she doesn't need protection? awesome, i'm going in raw.
so ines' unique skill"Moderately increase velocity when positioned toward the front with about 300m remaining. If coming out of an uphill, greatly increase velocity instead."is this specifically made to work with Derby and Derby only
>>564503740I will clean up after her, it’s okay
>>564503826I would do it just to see how she reacts
i never stop making aces until finals registration ends
>>564503461I don't understand this maiden's heart at all
>>564502410Must me my Dreamcast. I was thinking on inviting my assigned trainee to play some Virtua Fighter but maybe that's a little too much haha... let me sign those papers.
>>564504219umm Dia, the umbrella is not covering me...
>>564504141Lewd girl
>>564490241I did it
Monetizing. Running ads.
M*mbros?
>>564504206mating pressing Nature during our onsen trip until she understands she's the number one in my heart
>>564502297https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6vLJM8hQ3mldPdu1ZmSTS6Yz
>>564502297room 3 results
>>564504469danchou will kick himself out inshallah
>>564504219Stop talking to other women
Are you going to queue immediately today?
>>564504469/uma/club is trying to assassinate us again...
>>564504404
New day!!!!
I have lost all will to play, because every uma at Tracen is disgusted by cock. How am I supposed to get romantically invested like this? Just why Cypan, why??
>>564502942in america probably
>>564504576I'm gonna wait for shitter hours
>>564504525this is a fun tool
I want to have sex with my trainee...
im skipping round 1
>>564504376Her intentions are pure, she just has trouble being honest
>>564504576I had bunch of 5/5s doing that last CM so maybe
>>564504872Tachyon losing her trainer to Cafe...
>>564504872>cucked by cafe
>>564504576Of course it's day 1 and I don't want a bratty Teio making fun of me.
Am I shadowbanned? Why don't I ever get any replies?
Mareman…
>>564504660Tickezo's dahbies...
>>564505115fuck that smug faggot she loves only me
Hello friends!! Look what I saw on Twitter!!!
teio
@564505060you forgot your chiyono image
>>564505179anon...that smug faggot is (you)...
>>564504981>>564505000
whoops didn't notice it was 3200m
I want to have sex with my trainer...
>>564505206Teio!
>>564505329Tachyon...
>>564505295THE RAPED
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>564505249is yuga kawada though?
>>564505416that's the in game (you) though
>>564504140IIRC, people said yesterday that her unique is good for Tokyo racetracks. Taking a look at the Tokyo racecourses on gametora, they do seem to have an uphill right near the end, which works with her unique.
>>564504591but we like you guys, we wouldn't do that
>>564505574>that kind of placewhat kind?
Cinderella Gray wonStar Blossom fucking LOST
>>564505574What's happening...
>>564505598I think it is cute to tune uma uniques based on their major achievements
>>564505574me as suzuka
>>564505567i refuse
>>564505709Will you say the same when you're raped by some 3rd year himba with an unique tuned to the CM she's releasing for
>you don't have enough staminaFUCK OFF YES I DO, I know for a fact 400 stam + Corner Recovery is enough for 3k
>>564503101
Can't wait for Helios-Fortnite collab
>>564503286hishi miracle
>>564505769The only way to refuse such things is to never play Loves Only You's career
>>564505709It'd also be kinda awkward if an uma's unique didn't help them win the races they actually are supposed to win.
>>564505826if that made me crash out, why would i even be here anymore
>>564505896Tazuna lies as easily as she breathes.Except for the whole "you had less skills than the competition", that's just the game's way of saying "lol you got brocked"
>>564505709Kek this nigga wants to be raped by some obscure himba he won't roll for and it will be too late when he realizes his mistake
>>564504140Also works for Yasuda Kinen
would you a cripple musume
>>564505826>>564506238how is this worse than "xoguri every cm"
>>564506270>no friend card>can't date the crippleFuck cygays
ADD BELNO LIGHT TO THE GAME CYGAYS
>>564506521>muteki after 3 pulls>now thisbeen a good banner
>>564503356I love her trainee event where she makes colorful and healthy food for Tabho and the others, so they get a healthy breakfast.
>Spend the last 5 days trying to get a medium S on C!Oguri with 12 spark parents>Fail to get a single one>Last run ends with my sole 2 spark Pace Chaser proc and gaining S PCI'm just so done with it all
>>564506270awww, look at the cripple bitch! you're so fucking ugly it's not even funny! oh, are you crying? what are you gonna do about it? get up and hit me? HAHA. no shot bucko! scoot over to the shrine stairs and tip yourself over and fucking kill yourself, do everyone a favor, thank youuu!
>>564506427Not only will you lose but you also get to watch some whale's himba be the star of the concert.
>>564506654I want grass to say that to me
>>564504469We work best without danchou. It's a known fact.
>>564506238>>564505826I actually hate how they are making himbas who only won himba G1 and jobbed all their mixed races so strong
>>564506654grass would definitely say this while wearing an american flag bikini
>>564506282Succubus
Why does Dober sound like that during Wit training failure
Is pace maru good for cm13?
post something cute
I'm horny for umanko
>>564502297thanks for joiningrice doing a little better but still not greatkitasan loses more to bobo on this track than the previous one, since bobo doesn't need to buy a gold recoveryso maybe stamming up to 1k is better so you have more sp for midrace, hard to say
>>564507296me? horny for /uma/nko
>>564506654Grass would 200% say this, its basically canon.
Reminder that if your trainee didn't win a triple crown G1 then her "G1"s shouldn't count even if she won multipleA single Satsuki Sho is worth more than Tenno Sho, Takarazuka and Japan Cup combined
>>564507146if you can make her pace and still get medium S, yeah
>>564507449Your best alternative is a /uma/bf!
>>564507260
>>564507614Something like /uma/bf does not exist
>>564507664Cute boy
>Cygays be like: "See that mare who didn't win jobbed every mixed race she entered? Give her a perfect 0.4 4s acceleration."Mares are DEI hires
>>564507689wrong
>>564504032Just round 1 first day qualifiers which you have 24 hours to use
>>564507614Will you be my /uma/ bf? We could cuddle and kiss while shitposting together...
>>564507689Not with that attitude
the moment satono reve lost his horseshoe while galloping
>>564507782For 200 an hour
>>564507789>>564507742Proof of an /uma/bf?
>>564507920...working on it
>>564507736But /uma/ told me Dober was a bait banner.
Uma for this feel?
>>564507902You don't have to pay me, silly. I'll do it for free because I lke you a lot.
>>564507902You're not that expensive you double faggot.
Neat, a 9* parent (6 power 3 speed)
>>564508023Dober is gamble because you need to be 6-5th tho
>>564506654Slander of this nature deserves nothing less than death
>>564508049Mejiro Bright.
Do I make this Oguri better or keep her for the CM, she has Head On
I should try to get Chiyo so I can falseflag as the Chiyoanon better
