Don't forget to bake new breads>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>564406304
erg is finished
don't doot the toot.
Been thinking about you, /erg/...
what happened
N*ghtreign BOMBED...
We're the ergieyogurt choir oh yes it's trueWe love to sing these songs for you
thread jeeterr'd
Getting under his desk and sucking him off while he plays Nightreign
Sex with clapcake unf unf
>>564496548good girl
I like Nightreign
>>564496548Nobody does this
>>564496548my pov when 'pa loses three in a row
>>564496548But I’m a zdps and my games last 50mons+
people really were waiting 30 minutes for a new thread just to shitpost on it
>>564496892It's all terr
>>564496892Is that not the purpose of 4chan?
owt award
>>564496641>>564496734>>564496758>>564496784>>564496843>>564496892This
>>564496892Funny how the thread got made all the same.
Force feeding erg boys estrogen!
>>564497761Is that why you guys keep posting gender bent executor?
>>564498013That's in-game canon thoughbeit
>>564498013Thats just the lolcow showing us his journey so far.
>>564498013Executor should have been a girl that’s why also she’s cute
>>564495960>>564496349>>564496395>>564497761Lovely maggot faggot threadshitter posts
pathetic but expected damage from wyldsaar
>>564498698He’s so cool handling 2 erg girls at the same time…and that big thick health bar…
>>564498832You forgot this insecure exejeet post >>564498873
This nigga has been trying to get people to ERP with him for like 2 weeks already
>>564498452>>564498298Very true>>564498832Kissing this anon on the cheek!
be quiet lardcake
So no more NR content ever? The OST releases mean it's done? I'm so sadI'll miss them so muchThe nightfarers are rly cool
>>564499509I'm not her but I appreciate the comparison. :D
>>564499509Even when it’s not me anon is still thinking about me…honestly it’s very romantic
>>564499730naam?
so many girls in erg...
>>564499551stop posting here trash
>>564499551>leaves the team for 10 minutes to go tower hunting>we don't get to kill all the bosses and he three bars>how cute!This kind of shit and the Revenant great ultra greatsword images make me glad beastslop exists
>>564500015Make me garbage
>>564500203you're already garbage doe
>>564500375btw how'd you know it was me? do you remember every image i post
>>564500741filename
>>564500804kinda creepy
>>564498942>>564499037>>564498698Truth
wasn't me 714your brown filenames are obvious doebeit
>>564501128>pattern recognition for every anon's postGet a job maybe
>>564499926terrjeeta
I want to be cuddled by a girl
there's no pattern when it's painfully brown o algo
I had my first cheater today! My first time doing ED Tricephalos. I died like 12 times but I only managed to die that many times because we had a cheater with ridiculous amounts of health regen! He did not dodge well, he just face tanked the boss for 15 minutes until he won while me and the other guy were on the floor. Worst 200 points I ever earned. I would have rather just lost.
>>564501572>first time doing ED Tricephalos>200 points????
>>564500741your posting style is too obvious, even when you try to change it deliberately it's plain as day
>>564502332you think so?
>>564498873thismeanwhile exegods...
>>564501921I'm depth 3 and fought ED tricephalos for the first time.
>>564501572If you weren't a pussy ass faggot blogposter you would have DC'ed
anyone queueing
>>564502480don't stoop so low and compare a real character to wyldsaar, please
>>564501572>went in to do a boss for the first time in depthsCheater senpai was justified, you expected to either throw hard enough to lose or get carried
>>564502834I could queue but im brown
>AYO HOL UP>*smacks lips>IS YOU SAYIN*steals a golden rune*>DAT WE >*deepfries a chicken*>WUZ EMPYREANS N SHIIIIIEEEEEEETTT
>>564502834Yea
>>564502940DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Wylders proccing their 6th sense when they hear the news that they're the most average character, 5th out of 10...
>>564502503Why the fuck are you going into depths without having fought all the EDs
>>564502929The game lets me queue for depths so I queue for depths! I do lose most games but that's learning.
>>564502940Will they use this disaster to announce Elden Ring 2
well didn't expect to survived being wormed as revvy, pretty nice
>>564502480Meanwhile in reality
CUPCAKE!!
>>564502940aw lawdy dem elden rangs
>>564503013He's consitently placed around 3/4th on tier lists (higher than your brownjeet) thoughbeit
lovely wyldsaar tears keep it up
slopping up some miquellawarning don't click unless you want to cum instantlyhttps://files.catbox.moe/7r04ri.png
>consitently holy ESL fail
>>564503470I'm not gay but...
The usual timing for the parry was off, despite being the host, which threw me off a couple of times.
Where's the lie mid-tier cuck?
>>564503814Can I see your relics?
good morning erg!!
AYO BRUH IM BUSY WRITING PROMPTS
>>564503368>ever being placed 3rd in a post-beastclaw worldYou're dreaming
>>564502332Funny, this applies to a certain other threadshitter as well
>>564502940>>564503158>>564503315is there anyone delusional enough to still be hopeful of this
>>564504501Whom
>>564503814Apparently enemies match the connection of who they're a growing or something idkd
>>564504628A lot of people, actually
>>564503470Moar?
2/3
>>564504628Everybody outside of here seems to be excited about it, two of my irl friends actually want to go watch it (One of them unironically loved the Monster Hunter movie btw)
>>564503217What little spells where you using my lovely sweetpea
>>564504969Weird
>>564504969just a humble little black flame
>>564503470Make him fat please
>>564504791only if you say the situation
>>564505201Rock hard
>Try to use vow of the indomitable against the balancer worm, get clipped and die>Try to use bloodhound's step against the balancer worm, get btfoOnly raptors of the mist seems to work, I fucking hate these weird hitboxes it has
>>564505310uoh?
>>564504969creepy...
>>564504969your type of post is a repulsively mentally ill post
>>56450496940 year old balding discord groomer type of post
>>564504969man, the rumors of indians posting here were real...
>>564505074Pwoar I bet you scorched the feathers off those nasty birds! You probably looked like a cute little godskin noble - haha - they probably dodged you when you roll spammed! Until next time sweetpea.
if only i mained wylder
Why is it so easy to farm (You)s here?
>>564504628Raped Fromgoyslaves sadly still do
>>564506437erg yearns for the cropped porn and erp
>>564505310
>>564506437the local threadshitter loves to reply multiple times to a single post to give the impression he’s multiple people
>>564506891would
>>564507041You fool! It's a trap!
>>564506891That and executor vs wylder baiting that always gets you a billion (You)s it's so funny how they fall for it everytime they're like cattle
friendly reminder, this post?>>564507003incorrect falseflag by the true threadshitter
>>564507205You're all goy cattle in my heart <3
>>564507116cute gif
>>564507597I stole it from someone else who posted it here on erg like I do all my shitty memes
>>564502480>parrying on greenhe's so cool.......
>>564507726You're going to jail, thief
ggs sorry I was beyond useless during the run
>>564502480I miss oie
>>564508541you are fine
>>564508635You have a crush on her?
goddammit stop dodging augrrrrr
>>564508541You have the best weapon for the fight idiot
>>564508879you know who
>>564508935anon can you read
>>564508935I don't see a candlestand
>>564508960who?
>>564509167you
I will turn an erg boy into an erg girl
>>564509514satan
>>564507418>threadshitter immediately felt called out hit dogs holler
yawn let go of your bit it's so 40 threads ago and I was just baiting you, your threadshitter will surely come along later
>>564509514watch out tinpo xhes talking about you
>>564508541you dont have to apologize wyldsaar, we know wyldalits are useless zdps players
>>564509905Scorched xhir ass RED with this expert truth nuke xhe had no choice but to backtrack nice work
Haven't played this game in a few months but I decided to check back in. You people are really still shitposting about all the same boogeymen and taking all the same bait? What's wrong with you?
>>564509905xhes using both the samefagging method paired with the "old returning newfag" trick good job xhe's not taking it well
>>564507542calm down Netanhyu I’ll get your top agent terr on the line in a minute just relax ok
>>564510523>>564509905samefag
>>564506952Spot dodging the lance rain is so fucking hard, the only run from side to side, also it's the wiggle that it does that really fucks me up regardless of distance
gg torch gamingi love getting to fight heolster, it's such a fun fight when it doesn't end instantly
is it time to uninstall
>>564510919Not only is this the same boogeyman blaming I was just talking about, it's also taking the same bait I was just talking about. Even if you were right, why are you replying to bait after identifying it as bait? You people will be stuck in this torment nexus forever, you're all hopeless.
>>564509514
>>564511290>why are you replyingcause I'm bored and shitting on the toilet
>Ping my team that's downed to come to me because they're in the middle of a horde of Libra NPCs, the walls of light are blocking the way and I have LLTBT>Raider stars pinging himself and I have to spam ping so he moves his assWhy do they have to be so difficult, these chinamen
>>564511230ggs, thanks for the torch carry
>>564511232Ok, see you tomorrow!
>lose near 100 Wylder-only streak because some revtranny spic decided to rage quit >no full HP negate>trash loot>cancer red SoTE enemies in one of the castles>zdps melee/Balancer Duchess that didn't get a good dagger, no dormant>Red Balancers doing that thing where they don't work properly, and decided to aggro up 3-4 right away>Worm was also not acting normally and acting like a spastic>Get down to the last stretch anyway, but 2 Balancers decided to do their red attacks right after the other, which is a frame trap. Feel pretty demoralized after that. I don't know how some of you people play a single character.Tempted that post that cunts steam here as some sort of catharsis.
>>564513060no i'm done, see you never.
>>564513229gem
>only 842 hoursGood, we don't need more d tiers
>>564513105Sometimes it be like that.
>>564513229Ok, see you never!
>>564513383Yeah, I mean, ignoring bad loot, bad rage quitter, I think we still could have pulled it off, but that fight likes to act like a buggy pos when it wants (likely due to ping or something), and well, not much I can do when the game decides to not play by the rules other than try.
gg gigadel, that went much better than my last one...
oh boy adel's double whomper always get me.
gg croc that was a fun meele onei got this absolutely caker kino the other day
>>564513921Not the guy you played with, is that undertaker passive actually good? I always saw it as worthless.
>>564514327Well her only mandatory relic is invaders and necklace. They already buffed the effect once (15% meele AR for 1 minute) and you can also use heals so even if it's RNG more often than not it works
>>564506952Wylder's are so cool...
>>564510919that doesn’t even make sense
>>564514327Oh I forgot to mention I recently realized the chain finisher relic also works for L1s, so if you stack both things (16% from that effect) you can get some funny damage going with powerstance setups like curved swordsAnd I've gotten a buff/heal to use it like 5 out of 6 runs so far
Haters will call me a cheater
>>564515696>no +phys atkUseless.
poison infused moonlit butterfly shield has so much poison buildup for attacking with it, awesome
>>564515696meh hp resto on X weapon is rly mid
>>564515825>>564516079You seem jealous of my God tier relic
ggposttried to jump over the wave of fire at the end there. Brain aneurysm soon?
gg baby dogsmid relic but decent upgrade since i have no good reds with phys
I want to be a girl...
>>564516192near death reduces max hp is one of the biggest bricks there is next to continuous hp loss
More CEkino>Guards forever and doesn't contribute to DPS in your path
>>564516381not really, just don't diethe reduced runes is worse desu
nobody can beat my wylder ce kino
>>564516596wylders on the pw rarely die nowadays but that one bad effect is the thing that turns bad luck into disasters
>>564505310never thought to use VoI on the worm, actually that would be pretty good for the spear rain.
>>564496349Agreed
>>564516750Not so fast.
>>564497121this image describes us
hmm today I will post autism
oy vey the ergoyim are starting to notice
>>564409285https://vocaroo.com/1kahMcCfxQB1
your purity is your shield, stay pure and cute
>>564517413Spoiler it's not, the hit box keeps going and you will get clipped, also it's hard to time it with the explosion
>>564520191thank you vocaroo ergie, that took you 24 hours not 3 doe
>>564517413just block that shit
>>564520451yeah I forgot
>>564520191>https://vocaroo.com/1kahMcCfxQB1obvious voice changer
>>564520540blocking the rain is inconsistent, just run left and right to dodge the different rows
>>564520540last time i blocked it the bleed killed me
>>564505310This cutie is now my wife
if you don't bring 2 crabmeats to balancers then you deserve to be the Wormed
>>564519694t. errjew
>no one summoning me for sl1 margit for over an hourbored. netcode is still trash, refreshing is not a fix.
i do declare, saars
>>564522930no one who plays SL1 summons. let alone for margit
anyone queuing?
>>564523652you're wrong because i've had 7 sessions and 3 wins alreadymost of the losses were host stupidity but I died like an idiot once too yesterday. just trying to have fun again since leveling up this early is too easy
>>564522930Just play Nightreign
What's the easiest weapon for low level clears? Death's Poker?
>>564524418i refuseadd dlc weapons and something other than deep of go fuck myself
You guys think they look similar? It's been hours and I don't know what to change
>Spending hours making a male characterGay ass nigga
>>564524740it looks like you could expand the bridge or sellion whatever
>>564523671who's asking?
>>564524740its close, but it could be closer, maybesave to favourites, tweak sliders, compare, repeat until you're happy with it, its the best you can do with a character creator rather than scanning in a face to a modelling software or something else.
>>564524740Smaller nostrils, lighter shade for hair
>>564525124It's me, your good friend Terr
>long drawn out ED Libra>exejeet is a 3bar useless deadweight because he can't spam rivers with no FP>Wylder is doing his best with Radahn's swords>I have no negation, and nothing shared, so I made one mistake, and it's over
1/3
>>564525654build, tier, blocked status?
>>564525969balancers o'toole, F, recently unblocked
>>564525007>>564525165>>564525210I think I'm gonna keep it in my favorites for now and give it a try later. I really wish we could change the nose without messing with the mouth.
Any cute boys around?
>>564526469>recently unblockedname the fools
binding anon to the roundtable
>>564513368Obnoxious fag who doesn't play the game
are cipher sword and pata the only weapon usable onky with respecs?
>>564525002>>564524740z u k
I'm F tier but I have a 100+ winstreak
>>564528328Duos don't count
>>564528328Name?
gg red birds, sorry for my poor performancei'll stick to pebble in future even with charged sorcs rancor just never hits so it's not worth and canon is beyond saving even if it can one shot balancers
>>564529198terr
gg red birds.I never saw a LL item that run so thats not on me. Even still that was rough because we kept getting the same bird charging us every time. The Mace bird was at 9 stacks and was nearly immune to bleed.
>>564529303Does that guy use pot Scholar or katana Scholar
>>564529483magic dagger scholar
>>564527427Correct, if you only have 842 hours at this point, you don't play the game.
>>564529694Got his ass there
>>564529483zpds gimmichungus scholar
>>564529303jobless lobby
>>564511232it was never time to install to begin with
>>564529483I don’t think he even runs confer items
>>564529305I think I seen one person come back and post their 100 win streak. Unless I see a results history I’m gonna assume it’s just farmed in D1 duo
>>564530061>>564529906>>564529578That's just griefing if true
>>564530061NTA but confer items is fucking gay, the only thing that rly makes a difference is crab and the extra animation is too annoying.>>564530231Who cares about erg winstreaks where you play with the same jobless dude 70 runs in a row
>>564530231>only ones that I say countGood thing no one values your opinion shit-terr
Fried is like a caricature of everything people complain about in boss design.>random grab attacks you cant block using the same weapon whos attacks you can normally block>sitting there spamming dodge or blocking her 50 hit combo waiting for her to do some big wind up move you can sneak an R1 in>oh shit she can be backstabbed!. oops you are using a slow weapon and starting the backstab animation doesnt actually stun her so she just move out of it and starts attacking you>multi enemy fight where both are attacking you at once, fried can get clipped into giga cripple too and so they wombo combo you or she heals inside him and you cant stop it unless you have aoe of some kind>heh now i reveal my final form! (phase 3)>50 hit combo where its never your turn to attack, she has hyper armor the entire time>weird gimmick where she goes invisible then teleports behind you and does half your HP or 1 shots you>she can cancel out her hitstun at any time and do a hyper armor attack, can be after 3 attacks, can be after 2 attacks, can be after 1 attack, then she can immediately go into an attack of her own and punish you if you were trying to attack her 1 more time, so it feels like you are forced into playing defensive even more than maleniathe craziest thing ever to me is i see ds3 fanboys glaze ds3 and glaze fried as like the best boss fight ever then complain about malenia who is a thousand times more fair and fun to fight
>>564530336What if Practice is practicing to get a job
>Friedsaar
>>564530541Didn't read
>>564530541she raped you
>>564529914Cc is a full-time S tier
>>564530541Your gennie is never coming back dee ess jeet.
gg
>>564530674>u forgot the e on the end, hurr hurr hurrsure thing nigger
gg pink balancerswhy the fuck did no one tell me parrying them was that easy omg...
>>564530674got his ass here and made him seethe well done
>>564530770What's that?
>>564529303cc...
>>564530541i did her in sl1 but i dont remember a single attack so ill take your word for it
>>564531002s as in sissy
>>564531618Was also thinking this.
>>564531618Stop calling people sissies.
>>564524740Shorten his nose a little and make his brow slightly less furrowed.
>>564531863ccissy...
Why do I get people super far away from me in arena? My download region is set to my city, what does steam use for networking?
>>564531863It's yet another shitpost falseflag by the terrtroon I wouldn't worry too much about jt
eslbabble 364
>>564532454fromsoft servers are just "everyone else" and "japan" thats why
>>564532762*on PC
>>564532762I have crossregion play set to off
Quess no one's in q or I'm the blocked. Guess it was gonna happen someday.
>>564532996I'll queue again in 30 mins or so, gonna have some late dinner
>>564532579meant for >>564531364
gg horseman
gg serious ED fulghor>have to watch a lightning on charge attacks reduvia be used for it's skillit's the right play but still pain desu
>>564532996name? for checking my list
>>564530061Confer items is fucking useless. Triples the time spent to level up foods, and 99% of the time your retards are too far to get the buff, or too retarded for it to save them.
>>564533169>>564533168sens is so lucky...
>>564530336Ironic that this is a Trish post.
>>564533308>low test old man>doing anythinglol
sensaar is trying his best, please understand
Scholards are useless period outside of clearing trashmobs lol
>>564533217you first
>>564531614oh im sure many people do her at sl1 but i know many of these people train with tools to be able to do that, so its not that impressive to me, espeically when its such a knowledge check of a boss. Also i saw someone use dual curved swords against her and they were able to get full combos off on her without being interrupted which was bizarre. i was using an +8 axe and it was too slow to react to her when she would cancel the hitstun and attack so i just spammed pyromancies at her in phase 3 to kill her at lvl 80.
>>564533734Smilebit
>>564533569really only useful in the great hollow. as has been said shit just takes too long to do. classic fromslop not understanding their own game. from worthless stamina draining, 10 second recovery animations on half the L2s, they just have no idea how the game actually works
>>564534063>creasyerr on second thought I'm ok with being blocked
>>564533569My biggest issue with them is even they aren’t running throwing pots they don’t fucking but them even they’re insanely strong day one even without buffs. Like just buy them please
>>564534152now reveal yourself
>>564534297trish
>>564533931some weapons are fast enough, she is kind of like a bloodborne boss where you spam on her and run away when she does anime movesits slow but doable with other wepys i think i last used creighton axe
>>564534510why aren't you playing with tinpo?
what daggers have r1 poke
i mean r2
>>564533368>>564533569>>564533501You seem....upset?
pre-nr erg...
...was also pozzed and lame thanks to SoTE and trannies
>>564535664too sovlpilled...
>>564534790Maybe tinpoltroon is so pathetic that not even troontinx wants to be around xim.
my ergie pinkmy dsjeet brown
>>564535772Least obvious dsgtroon falseflag
>>564535793Truth>>564535893Cringe
>>564535936Dsg was also pozzed (and brown)
>>564531618>>564531093made me blow air through my nose award
>not only is the relic system awful for finding the stuff you want, but even if you do find the stuff you want there's a good chance it will have a curse on it that makes it unusableHoly shit, I get why people hate this now I've finally played enough to the point I know what relic combinations I want and I've dumped so many fucking relics and rolled a million murk and you get like a handful of stuff that's okay and it's not like after each expedition you get a shit load of stuff to sift through, you get like 5 or 6, I can totally see why people cheat now because at first it felt like there was a good chance, but when you through in the curses too and the change of getting just 2 things you want without something that fucks it up.
gg normal bugs, sad it wasnt 3 bug.
gg 2bugsbrought the same award
shut up bitch
>same 5 people over and over againthe absolute state of erg...
>>564536030Yes but pretending that erg was too before NR is nothing short of dsjeet schizobabble
>>564536874Cheating relics is 100% justified, I reached 9999 with mediocre relics and I felt like I was a detriment to my team all the way, now I do damage and I don't die as easily
>>564537294name?
>>564537409Terr
>>564537283welcome to late life general, duskbloods is the only sun in our horizon, will it be /dskg/? /dkbg/? just /dsk/?
1/3 belly full let's go
>>564537674Only like 2-3 people will be playing shartbloods
>>564537294another reason not to play with erg
>>564536874the thing is (at least for me) by the time you realize what relic effects/combinations are worth keeping you already have a full 1950 inventory and managing it is such a fucking hassle
>>564536874for me, it's the dogshit method of sorting your relicsthere's no sensible way aside from poring over hundreds of them yourself because the game's sorting system is so bad
>>564538053Yeah, when I first started playing I just kept everything whereas now I sell stuff the moment I finish the expedition and while waiting to match with erg I sort through the shit I have saved, I'm down to 960 now I bookmark all the good ones and sell everything else then just roll the jar gacha for hopefully decent relics.
>>564537873you don't play periord thread shitter
>>564537287>noxtroon>grasstroon>type b ryonaslop >Shitshow of the Turdtree Take off those rose-tinted glasses old cuck
>>564525007>>564525165>>564525210>>564531970Your suggestions have been heard and this is how he looks in-game. I'm gonna mess around with his cheekbones a bit more
>>564537294deviljeet is looking for a duo and you're the perfect fit, hit him up
>>564537294>>564536874I played along with the system for a good while, but around the time everyone got to D5 9999 in DoN I got a few god rolls but so many with brick-tier effects and it felt like such a slap in the face as a player and it reminded me of the miserable Blood gem gring from Bloodborne, so I decided to not respect it anymore and made the curse less egrerious and eventually just gave myself QoL stuff/what I wanted.
>>564538601more like type b ryonagem
>>564539441>>564537294>>564536874none of you are white
>>564539869>t. yellow bootlicker
>I'm white if I waste my time on pointless, poorly optimized systems
am I white?
no one queuing?
>>564539989You nuked that brown thread shitterr that doesn't play the game, the spoils of war are yours.
It's all irrelevant because mechanical skill matters the most.>>564540045No.
gg gigadel
I haven’t faced adel in like 7 million years, please no bully
>>564537294They hate you because you say the truth, as long as you don't just shove increased max hp and attacheffectname into every relic line you're goodThe entire relic system and the shit presets for them are all stacked against you
>>564540045you are honorarily white
>>564539989only a brown mutt would think of whiteness as an "if."rather, because i'm white, i accept the rules of the game instead of trying to rationalize cheating.
>>564540175GGs for Adel 5. I got hard carried by your magic guys.Also, is Magic Revenant optimal? And also surprised by Recluse build, I thought that it was mostly staff but looks like Weapon Art (ghost skull) is pretty good.
>>564540179*point down emote*
yuh yuh yuh yuh
>>564540175>wyldjeetarino with no 6th sense on adelkeky to the poo
Imagine a world without ggposts
>>564540131if it's irrelevant then why do you need to cheat?
>>564540179You did good. Also Rev and Recluse are oneshot material, I'd be scared without Wylder's defense and mickey death escape.
>>564540253Actual self hating brownie lmao, where the fuck do you think progress comes from, accepting the system like a cuck and never wanting to make things easier? Insane logic, go back to your mud hut
>>564540131>in the RNG game where time is of the essencezdps no relic cucks are bricks in every run they are in thoughbeit, you can be a no hit pro, but that doesn't matter time is of the essence. >>564540253You're a perfomative moralfag cuck bootlicking for unrewarding systems. Simple as.
>>564540283
>>564540428nigger tier misunderstanding of "progress." it's a game, the challenge is the point. imagine being so brown that you view a video game through the lens of oppression.
>>564540381gg nice work
>>564540639Brownie please >>564540131
>>564540484absolute shitter take. i clear with zdps randos fine because they know the fights. they don't need to cheat relics to compensate for zgameplay.>unrewarding systemsinane niggerbabble to justify cheating
>>564540639Imagine trying to make this argument when 2x Balancer is guaranteed and exists and is stronger than most, if not all CEkino if built around. This implies that a solid setup suddenly makes D5 easy. A shit player will still 3bar. >>564540839>t. highest winstreak: 29
gg, planted some happy little trees on those Condemed with the Eclipse Shotal.
gg katanaless katana buildfists do pretty good damage even without the strength respec>>564537294cheating is wrong and you should feel bad
>>564538625if you change the beard that's basically serj
>>564540963They may be Condemned but did you have to give them ultimatehypersuperuberinfiniteAIDS?
for me it's the trusty partizan
>>564540762>>564540393>>564540931imagine trying to justify cheating when balancers exist and should by your own logic be more than enough.>cheater trying to brag about winstreaksroru
Double balancer nigga doing gazillions of damage>i sleepEditing relics so instead of wasting 10k hours in the game>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>564541107>>564541134hmmmmmmmmm
>>564540989>cc You exclusively play duchtroon and act all moralfaggy when you've never learned to dodge any of these bosses by virtue of playing the broken dodge character.
>I need a perfect relic setup otherwise I can't win at Shartreign
>>564541084Yes
>>564541107>no streak shitter can't back up xher talkkekaroo>>564541134Exactly, it's so performative.
>>564541134>cheater whining about balancers being too strongthe irony is staggering. again, how are you a "detriment to your team" >>564537294 when you can make a perfectly fine build with guaranteed relics? no, you're just a little bitch who needs to cheat in every advantage.
>*wastes 10 million murk and gets nothing useful*>I'M WHITE I'M WHITE LOOK AT ME ISHIZAKI I'M WHITEEEEEEE
>>564541134can people even see your relics? why does it matter?
>>564541134I think both balancer-slop and relic cheating sucks desu
>>564541561Why isn't continuous HP recovery like 5 points at leastWorthless fucking effect
>>564541646because le balance
>>564538601>noxtroonHad a trip and was easily filterable and was universally hated by everyone so doesn't count>grasstroonNot erg>type b ryonaslopNo proof of them being trannies>Shitshow of the TurdtreeAs expected you're a shitstirring dsjeet and have exposed your bare brown ass for all to see your general is forever dead and no amount of thread shitting will bring it back
>>564541514Never played the game award
loving negation talisman in my old age
Usually, I'd agree with the anti-CE side but the curse/brick effects changed my mind. Not sorry. At the end of the day, it's still a challenge, but I want to maximize my enjoyment. It's a game after all.
>>564541089For me it's Zweihander™ 2
>>564541412>play for fun, win, sometimes get a bonus>meanwhile nigger can't enjoy game without gibsmedatsyou can't make this shit up.
Any queues going?
>>564541908>not a giant club or brick hammer like a real chad
one last 'tiffs... for old times sake...
>>564541908Gay ass weapon, fast colossals are for faglords
>>564542010ye
>>564541908Kino ass weapon, fast colossals for chadlords
>>564541908doesn't this take 20 dex
>>564541863>changed my mindyou either accept that top tier relics are rare or you don't. top depths relics being more rare due to curses doesn't change that.
>>564542010I’m 1/3 right now
>>564536874I don't think it's that bad but it's clear the end result of this system is that players can feel overwhelmed by the insane amount of relics that you feel compelled to keep around, and also let down/disappointed because there's potential for buildcrafting, but it's often squandered by randomness. My generic Wylder build is so good trying to play most dormant weapon builds is just an immediate downgrade
>>564542264it's 18, chud
>>564542290>bricks a 1/1000 relic>not a thing pre-DoN>exactly the same saarCringe
>>564542327whats your wylder build? I havent played in a while and trying to get back into it
>>564542535depths relics have stronger effects so now it's 1/2000, accounting for curses. again, if you accepted randomness before this wouldn't change it, you were just looking for an excuse to cheat.
>>564541217you seem upset
>>564541217>"broken dodge character" exists but i'm le detriment to my team unless i cheat in god relicspick a lane, cheatroon
Playing through the DS games again back to back here's my impressions about the multiplayer activity:>DSR: alive and kicking>DS2 SOTFS: somewhat alive, but mostly came across south americans>DS3: pretty much dead
Rejoining, 2 sscs
gg hotdogs, pretty clean fight
>>564544172tell us if it won't let you join
gg disconnect, nice clutch
Internet shut off and I had to hot spot off my phone. Tonight has a feeling of cursed, shan’t risk it
Genuine question, how to gid gud at hotdogs, they keep coming up with random bullshit on the fly, I'm sick and tide of eating the floor
I wish Nightreign didn't feel so heavy on the information overload. Every time you go on an expedition, you need to parse 2-3 lines per weapon in a split second to judge if its good or not for your build(if you even have one that early on) then do more for boss bonuses, talismans, etcis this genre of roguelike just not for me? I wanna play Elden Ring randomizer not speedrun binding of isaac
>>564545086not sure what you mean, every move is extremely telegraphed (even if it hits hard)it's mostly the same moves as the normal dog with some new followups too, there's only a couple completely new moves
>>564545086watch a moveset videomy way when melee'ing them is to remember that bites and body slams are punishable but that anything involving the sword will go on for at least two more moves so give up on exploiting those
>>564545218it's just nightreign that's like that
>>564545086You should do them solo in D0 when they come back and make a point not to pick up negation. It’s honestly the best way of training with them since they can one shot you especially since you don’t have deep relics. If you’re looking just to win then balancerslop scythes/great spears/daggers or lightning spear rev or spells recluse
>>564545218you don't have to pick instantly. watch any d5 player on jewtube and they take time to choose. but you should know beforehand what effects you want for your build. also scroll through your bag once in a while between pois to decide what weapon to drop next.
>>564545364All their fire moves are now 500% wider and longer aoe, the sword dashes are telegraphed well enough but have an uncomfortable delay, the only thing that remains predictable are the regular dog lunges/grab/big sword aoe stolen from heolstor. Alas seems like a case of trial by fire and repetition for me>>564545594>If you’re looking just to win then balancerslop scythes/great spears/daggers or lightning spear rev or spells recluseShiii alright, I'll also fix up a balancerslop duchy for such cases
>>564545594>make a point not to pick up negationI'd argue for the opposite: pick up only negation and have don't pick up any damage buffs, possibly even make a new purely defensive relic setupThis way he can draw out the fight as long as possible to get as familiar with the moveset as possible
gg regular bugs
>>564545868If you’re playing duchess vs them it’s basically free. Ult at the very start as the two dogs come towards you then you’re basically able to wail on them and end the first phase in less than 10 seconds
>>564546153gg siblings! I thought I did some slick last minute dodging until I noticed I was invisible from Caligo raid lol. Also look at you two playing baseball
40 year old child predator above me
how far can you go not putting points into damage in elden ring? say i use the brass shield and a longsword with fire or cold infusion and put all my points into health and stamina, how fucked will i be?
stay away from her
>>564546559Use something with bleed+cold instead
>>564546559i did a full playthrough with only +3 weapons and level 2 and it was perfectly doableif you go full vit and only upgrade weapons every so often you're just fine
>>564546559Level 1 runs do plenty of damage. Weapon upgrades are more important than scaling stats. Status effects are also a shortcut to free damage for all of NG+0
>>564546571more like xhe needs to stay away from little kids
>>564545218You get faster the more you play
>>564546894kek
Cupcake get under my desk
>>564546894sent that chris chan lookalike flying well done
>>564547036why
>>564547036Shut your faggot mouth up terr keep your fetish to yourself the tire iron is right here
>>564545218Here's a cheatsheet:Always take>Full HP negation>Attack power at full HPSometimes take>DmgNegation on charge attacks>DmgNegation on successive attacksBuild dependant>+Melee attack power>+Skill Attack power>+Sorc/IncantSpell casters>Any spell that will be useful on the nightlord (most are not)Always avoid>Continuous HP lossSometimes avoid, but OK if the positive passive(s) is good>Near death reduces max HP>+rain damage>All resist down (depending on the nightlord)
>>564547876this helps, thanks
>>564547876good post
gg mystery normal augurhad a feeling it was gonna be jelly but not a good matchup
>>564546559If you want to do damage with long sword in the early game you should focus on square off/charge attacks/thrusting counter attacks. Also a good weapon type candidate for dual wielding. You can just hit min req and never put any levels into actual scaling and still do crazy damage
>>564548451i thought valiant gargoyle at night 1 was either adel or heolstor
>>564548486Do you look like that
>>564545218You get better at processing it faster laterA good way to organize on the fly is look at your loadout, determine what the weakest passive is that's next in the chopping block, and what your weakest damage passive is so you know what percent% to look for to replace itFor melee builds for example, 2H bonuses > melee bonus > attack at full hp bonus. And charge attacks are even stronger than 2h bonuses but you have to have a good weapon for them like fists which use the two arm bonusAlso comparmentalizing your inventory helps. Ex "I can't drop these 2 because they're my main damage sources. These 2 are my damage bonuses. These 2 are my negation bonuses."
>>564544970Deserved.
>>564543380Any evidence of this? Kind of surprising honestly>>564541050You’re right but man what a hobo
>>564537827Maybe 4 if you want to be generous kek the reality of it is still so absurd to believe
>>564540253>>564540428>>564540484>>564540639>>564540839>>564541107>>564541134>>564541412>>564539989Who was in the right (white) here?
>>564549631>NOOOO YOU'RE BROWN BECAUSE.-...BECAUSE YOU JUST ARE OKAY DON'T CHEAT1!11!I'm thinking CEchads won
>>564540308silence threadshitter
>>564549949This webm is prime anti Elden Ring bait, the one you see spammed in /v/ all the time>WOW....How was I supposed to dodge that???
>>564549631cebrowns are still seething as you can see
>>564550225powerstance sissies can't play without being guided by two-handed chads
>>564550225your mom to my peanus
>>564549167What do you mean evidence I literally wrote those are just my impressions playing through the games lmao
>>564550225epic tranny fashion
gg mystery dog
is 40+3 a good coop level for stormveil dad gamers
why did they announce a nightreign soundtrack vinyl record set on april fools day ?
>>564550921>>564551064gg mystery hot doggies! Might be my first run not going down to them.
>>564550931i usually go for rl30
I wanna play Elden Ring coop with someone but my self-imposed rules are too autistic>pacifist so my character can't attack without being damaged first(curtseys to "good" enemies after they die, will not fight animals)>no "weapons": incantations, martial arts, and shields only>relies on companion to explore and fight, supports with heal from afar/blessings boon/golden vow, will hold a torch in caves if given one>only hides behind a shield at first, will use martial arts after the first time her companion makes a pain noise, will use litany against undead, will use discus after finding five churches>will not ride Torrent as she's not trained in horse riding>no flasks, relies on blessed blue dew for mana and warmth stones/holy ground for health>has to pray for five minutes every time we visit a new church of marika>has religious conniptions if we have to fight a demigod and occasionally lays down and cries in the boss fight>gets hungry and will sit down and not move unless given something to eat>will chase rabbits and birds, pets every turtle she seesI was thinking about not knowing how to level up(because Melina doesn't exist for her) but that might be too much to ask
>>564542560Red BalancerGrapple+1 / Enemy Ult ChargeUlt Lava / Night InvadersBlood Loss Grapple / Phys3Phys3 / Enemy Ult Charge+1Phys4That's the main one I run, but I've been messing around with one just focused on HP and phys negation recently too
>>564551303atleast you're self aware but call it retarded instead of autistic next time
>>564550225>cheated weapons>cheated consumables
Hey guys it's me the soldiers only run guy.Would it be fair if I ganked niall alongside my spirits since he's basically doing the same thing? (I think the run might unironically be dead if I don't do that or glitch a boss out)
>>564551303you don't want to play elden ring. you want to play dnd
>>564551303the gay retard challenge...
>>564551303>will not ride torrentFuck off, just rp as if you're riding on the back of your friend's torrent because you're not gonna run around the whole map on foot
>>564551680although it would be kino
>>564551804No it wouldn't you retarded troon this is an action game not DnD
bg
gg caligocool relic +1100
>>564551601but I like elden ring... I rly like the lore of finger maidens and I feel like Melina was a huge missed opportunity, maybe I'll just cosplay her instead with Blade of Calling and Minor Erdtree?>>564551680I just feel like a lot of the game gets invalidated when you can just ride away from stuff on Torrent, it makes things feel less tense
>>564550225And they’re still right
>>564552002but if you are doing a run for enjoyment it is nice to see the sights from ground level at a leisurely pace
>>564551303>openly admits he’s an autistic sperg>expects me to read the downie essay he typedplay your cards better
>>564550394You didn’t even take a screenshot of any of them or anything? Well ok then
>>564551303Why are foids like this
>>564551303Who would you want to play with?
>>564551167>devil's nigger sits in queue 24/7 to make his dogshit terrlist
>>564553554?
>>564553554Paying Devil to put me high on the tier list!
>>564551680there's a difference between not being able to ride a horse in combat and not being able to ride at allunless you want to have a mod where you ride on the back of the other guy's horse, nobody wants to walk around the massive world of elden ring - i don't even want to replay it because i don't want reexplore even with torrent
>>564551303You lost me at the hungry part. Even praying for five minutes is fine by me since it's on-character but feeling hungry is just too much.What else? Gonna rest after each dungeon because your feet hurt?
>>564553839meant for >>564552160
I've never made a tier list.
>>564551480But Niall is optional
>>564553890>fine with no torrent>fine with praying>fine with religious conniptions>draw the line at foodthat's like the least problematic thing although how they expect to get food if you can't kill animals i don't know
>doing dreglord expedition>get to 2nd night, about to get to healing churches>fell omen raid triggers>he doesnt show up, ignore it and use spectral hawk>when we dismount we fall THROUGH THE FUCKING GROUND>takes like 20 seconds to finally die, then a black screen for about a minute>everyone has already leftWhat the actual fuck happened?
>>564551303I would unironically play your autistic retard challenge but, in short, you expect me to beat the game for you while you tag along?
>>564552160Then don't ride away? You control the buttons you press moron you can't complain about shit you do of your own volition>>564552413Nothing is enjoyable about doubling the time it takes to traverse the map piss off
>>564551303Just pretend to be a woman on discord and get some retarded underage simp to go along with your retardation
>>564554068I gotta kill him to get the last soldier ashes (haligtree)
>>564554081Yeah, I like the game and don't mind walking everywhere or praying to Marika. But we won't get any easy food until we find Boggart
>>564541561I (a dregchad) would take that just for the phys 10% alone, continuous HP loss ain't that bad and negation at full HP is for pussies
>>564554147>3840x2400I'm more confused by your resolution
>>564554683Isn't that just 4k?
If I have a question about Bloodborne, is this the thread to ask it in? I don't see a general for other Souls games.
>>564554221You can't use any other consumables? I'd try using bewitching branch on one of the banned knights and then summoning the soldiers after Niall's tornado
>>564553337a fantasyn I've had in mind for a rly long time is following around a death knight of Godwyn? like, one of them escapes from the realm of shadow after centuries of simmering anger at what happened to Godwyn, so his first goal at getting to the lands between is to confront marika? it makes a lot of thematic sense since the tarnished themselves are being "called back" to the erdtree after all. i also really really love undead/zombie characters that struggle with communication, so it would work well with my character being unwilling to fight at firsti'd also like to play with friendly fire on in seamless options so that if my character accidentally hits the death knight, he forgets who she is and starts hitting her and maybe kills her occasionally, that would be an interesting character rule>>564553890>>564554081in the case of the death knight, ideally he would "recall" some of his memories from hunting as a squire and he'd hunt and kill animals and bring it to her, then she would drag him to a bonfire to "cook" it and then eatfireproof dried liver is rly easy to get, you can make it in first step with berries, liver, and smoldering butterfly(which is found at bonfires anyways)>>564554173if you can play my character well enough i'll play the lead, if you don't see the inherent romance and beauty in a relationship like this in game then you don't have to try to enjoy it
>>564551303you stole it all from me have fun with your hollow larp and future boyfriend sweetie
>>564551601you kinda got him here
>>564554935I am running out of those
>oh my character's so gentle and sweet she plays with birds>actually wants to be beaten and killed by her zombie bffoids need to leave
>>5645547694k = 3840x2160 like >>564551064So x2400 would be more than 4k? Which might be why it looks like there's more detail in your screenshot, but the downside is the black bars?Also, I don't think I've had that bug, but the loading screen and black screen when you die is really obnoxious in the time attack vidya gaem.
>>564555403someone should make a golden order BVLL and invade xher
>>564538601
>>564555530This, this necrophilic WHORE needs golden correction.
>>564513229Damn, and I thought I was bad when I clocked out at 319 hours
>>564554940>romancerole playing is cool and fine but wanting romance is where I'd draw the linetheoretically you could play a hired guard who is begrudgingly escorting you for some reason or other and they'd find all these traits tiring but I'm struggling to imagine a character that would want to escort you around while also falling in love
>>564553890True that’s just retarded>>564555635Nothing bad about that you gave the game a fair shake
>>564555403Bold of you to assume that's a biological woman
>>564555702i didn't mean explicit romance, i meant in terms of narrative juxtaposition and emotional contrast between themif you don't like my idea, what would be an idea you do like?
>>564554771Ask away. BB is a gemerald game we all love and respect here. Same with /bbg/.
>>564554940>if my character accidentally hits the death knight, he forgets who she is and starts hitting her and maybe kills her occasionallythis is just like in my japanese anime...
>>564555789I'm gonna come back if they add sote weapons. I had a melty when I almost hit D4 then became the designated tard-wrangler for 6 losses in a row.
>>564554175>>564553839got his ass
>>564554771Ask away
>>564555992you could always try playing with us
>>564555635i know, even i was surprised to see those numbers.oh well i had fun, it was 100% worth the money.
>>564555389Summon someone cosplaying as those soldiers
>>564554940>>564551303...
>>564556374I'm mediocre and wouldn't be able to hack it at D5 with you guys.
>>564556374>>564556502I think you could do it. I just started playing with /erg/ even though I’m not good, but no one’s yelled at me yet even though I’ve messed up a few times.
>>564556502we need more ppl in queue, at least try
uhh kino?
>>564556829>mag damage with defeating enemies>characters that use magic (recluse, duchess) have ults that don't need spamming>affinity negation which is only good against nightlords that resist magic+1100
>>564556829Good relic
>>564557026Retard
>>564557026ult charge helps duchess get her ult up in time if you're doing an invader camp first. sorry but you lost this one. it's CE kino
>>564557026Is this ydptg-core?
>>564556829delicious
>>564557026Welcome to Nightreign newfreind!
Not sure if I should play ER or NR or maybe something else
>magic on duchessIf you're not balanceslopping what are you doing?
>>564557196you don't need it if you put in the work at the starting camp/first PoI, worst case you go cut some torch nobles in half on the way to invaders>>564557254>>564557317i play more than you>>564557401being based
>>564557509Sissy. ily
>>564556730Maybe in a few weeks
>>564557509killing random mobs barely does anything if you dont have enemy ult charge
gg horse
>avatartroon is a retarded faggot who doesn't understand game mechanicsCases like these are many and widespread
He's still learning guys, he'll have it figured out in another 2000 hours.
>>564555992I understand. Although SoTE weapons pretty much definitely aren’t happening so again I think you gave it all you could given the content that’s available to us now (and probably more than it deserved even).
>>564557726That was a goat and this thing slaps even going a full carian sorcery build ggAlso I pinged 2 skill attacks ups and practice was using the mohg fork and he didn't pick them up...
>>564557697it's not kills you're aiming for, it's the hits that generate the charge>>564557781>>564557857i'm literally speaking from experience, do i need to include video evidence of every bit of basic game knowledge for you?
>>564557961>We have dragonscale katana at home
>>564557857terrjeeta...
I'm gonna wait 10 more minutes then play something else
>>564557781Xhe plays Duchess exclusively, xhe never had to learn things the hard way, to begin with.
>>564558274it's literally a relic for duchess/recluse. holy fuck you guys have the attention spans of goldfish
>>564558035Duchess's unique CR2 makes this better, it has more reach and its quick
Duchess needs a school girl outfit
>>564558356>Duchcrutcher meltykinema
cupcake needs a school girl outfit
>>564558035the lightning on charge attacks effect overrides the chilling mist buff you know?
>>564554940>if you can play my character well enough i'll play the leadSure what the hell, I'm in, depending on when you wish to playMy timezone and work schedule are both retarded
>>564558021>game is all about speed and efficiency >xhe wants to waste time killing everything in a POI when that relic would give you ult after base camp + noblesLeast bad faith cctroon post also duchess ult is extremely good and pretending to claim otherwise means you're a 0 IQ baboon niglet
>>564558575Hags trying to recapture their youth
>>564558710the only person i've seen shill spamming duchess ult in this thread is trish lmao it's really only useful for invaderspost your win streak or proof that you're not trish and i'll take you seriously but there's no way a magic duchess runs that relic unless they've got nothing better
>>564530231The result history caps out at 100. Even if I wanted to show a higher streak, I couldn't. Too late for that anyway.
>>564558997i kinda agree desu, the only decent line is magic+4certainly wouldn't use that relic on my mag duchess
>>564558235what are you playing
Niall might actually be possible without cheating (except for the use of fragrant branches)I think I'll put a few points in dex to try and heal my men faster and put on some really heavy gear to be able to tank.
>>564559301im playing deadlock rn
>>564558672give me more details, do you want to lead or will I? what character changes do you want to make, if any? do you want to start on NG+? do you want to use the "spectate on death" option in seamless so that we have to progress together? do you want to use the dungeon crawler mod to cut out the open world? i'm open to do this tonight but maybe won't be around tomorrow
>>564558710>>564558274>>564557781>>564557254got his ass here and made him cry well done
I want to kiss her
>>564559585everyone wants to kiss cc
>>564559739i don't
>>564559739I don't
>>564559739nope
>>564559739cc should kiss my BWC
>>564559260same cba stitching together 2 different logs
>>564559739...Said no one ever
>>564559739everyone says this
>>564559421You lead, I follow and protect m'lady. No rot on death, no spectating, no invaders in the config. Open world is fine. We can do the set up right now, but I'm not here for long, got maybe an hour or two left in meAlso what do you want to use for ooc communication, then?
>>564558997You play crutchess daily and don't even know how good your own ult is holy fuck you are the most retarded tranny I've ever seen
>>564560395it's so good that you've listed all its good points in this post i see
>>564560384hrrrrmmmmmmI dont rly have as clear a character concept for a female lead, the death knight/priestess dynamic doesnt feel as good if the sexes are flipped, what would you want? millicent and the canon tarnished might work? what kind of personality do you want to play? i gave one for a male lead and a female follower, you do the same for your ideal female lead and male follower please?
>Go down>It's okay because we have Wendings>they proc>grabbed within 40 frames of being revived>we wipe
>>564560859I think we should discuss this further in dms once you've added me on steam. Send me a friend request if you would:https://steamcommunity.com/id/terrterr
>>564561074i'm not adding you in private before you even tell me what you want to do.... i'm already being very patient by accepting that you're not willing to fulfill my original concept, i wouldn't feel comfortable talking abt it in private
>>564558123Kek>>564559367Go back
>>You lead, I follow and protect m’lady.
>>564559739>>564560254i say this
>>564561074>>564561259>flip to random part of t*rr's profile>see "hello fellow /dsg/ autist"the good ol days
>>564561267back where
>>564561481kino
>>564561020big oki
>>564558602it was just a joke. calm down autist
>>564561481thats pmask
>>564560859I thought your initial idea applied regardless of who leads/follows, my bI'll lead as the death knight then, suppose we just fuck around in the direction of the endgame anyways. Idk, I don't have and "ideal" lead/follower dynamic in mind, so I'm down for whatever your diseased mind comes up with.1074 isn't me btw, excellent terrpost though>>564561396Look man lemme get in character okay
>>564560575Refer to my previous reply
>>564561020You have bigger issues to worry about, being 3bar'd at Duchess with skillslop that is
gg horse fistergot lucky with some lightning star fists with two arm bonus at the castle
Bouncing up and down on Wylder’s BWC until I hear him lose his 6th sense!
>>564561821cc...
madness...
>>564561821trish...
>>564560859There's someone else pretending to me claiming it's a "terrpost", but I assure you I'm the one you were originally talking to. That is indeed my steam profile. Please, m'lady, do not fall for such lies.
>>564561784gg horse fully bullied
>>564561947>>564561654pmask is terr?
>>564561784creepy...
>>564561259We don't really need to talk in private. Don't want to make you uncomfortable. I'm just making sure. Here's my profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Nezukahn/>>564561684I don't why are you doing this. It's weird but it's expect coming from a dsgtroon.
>>564562258the freak was seen flying through the sky, excellent work, credits have been deposited to your victory account
>>564562258ohhhh my god no way
>>564561684i'm glad you're okay with my original dynamic, but the fact you called me "a diseased mind" for trying to accommodate you really ruined my mood and i don't know how to get the feeling i had when i made >>564551303 this post backlet's try again on saturday? i'll come back then, i'm sure you didn't mean it i get just upset easily sorry, let me know
>>564561821he's literally a rabbit you FREAK
Plapping the plapcake after a run unf unf unf
>>564562635Sure, saturday works for me. Sorry for calling you mentally impaired, I meant that to carry only positive connotations actually. Feel free to add me anyways, or not, that's completely fine.
>>564551303>file shifty...
>>564562635youre being trolleddont know or care what your brain problems are
>>564562258>>564563018wtf nezuk i thought your heart was only for madison
>>564557026>>564557196Oh she's just allergic to that relic effect cuz I used to shill it. Going invis all the time with Duchess is rly good
nice thread ergies
>>564563018yeah i know you were being light i just take everything way too seriously and a guy i used to rp with and went totally psycho on me used to use that word, it suckssee you saturday, ill set up my character and stuff for then? make ur death knight guy, i can drop you gear and stuff so don't worry, i would really like to play on NG+ if thats alright by you? just use cheat engine to change the journey number or whatever it is
>>564563008HOT
>>564563309please let invasions enabled please please
he's so scary... ggs
>>564563309Sorry to hear about your previous rp experience. Was that also in an elden ring rp initiated on /vg/?I'll prepare the character and wait for you to post the password on Saturday then. NG+ is fine.
the ergies are rping
rping with my erg wife
Is this seriously terr and nezuk doing some cringe ass rp because >>564551303 is one of the most profoundly, terminally autistic things I've ever read
Never meet your sheroes
>>564558997Holy fuck obsessed
>has religious conniptions if we have to fight a demigod and occasionally lays down and cries in the boss fighti do this at stormveil
@everyone I guess we all agree that erg must stop existing right
@dumbretard no erg is la casa
>>564563475this
even doe that's not my username
ergita
I fucking love DEFEATNG ENEMIES WHILE ART UPS ATTACK POWERDuchess ult has a lot of use cases You don't need every relic to work for the Nightlord
ergita applebum you gotta put me on
gg white birds>slicer on RT not RBpain desu
@894 I love you <3
>>564564935ergitaergitaergita
>>564564935>>564564817>>564564719>>564564529>>564564598>>564565016Shut your face now
>>564562258>>564562496dude
>>564565016Spit in my mouth
who pinged the dsg cord
>>564565217See>>564564529>>564564598
Altus plateau is already in nr game files, Altus map when
oh shit oh fuck the dsg are taking over i think this is it bros*drinks ruptured crystal tear*GLORY TO ERG
>>564565191ptoo
Who cares about winstreaks I got to 72 and I suck
>>564562258>>>but its expect
>>564563998both of them are known fruit cakes who engaged in lusting for tranny cock and all sorts of gay shit so it’s no surprise
>Going up against Heolstor>Haloslop Duchess three barring all over the place because he has to be in melee range>Resident retarded Raider drops him his halo right before the zone closes in>Heolstor dies in like 5 seconds
>>564563720>>564564529>>564564598>>564564719>>564564817>>564564935>>564565016>>564565034Qrd on this latest threadshitter bonanza?
>Nightreign
>>564565679Trish gock....
>>564565749>>564566000watch it chrissy
>>564565423i had opaline bubbletear doe
>GLORY TO ERG
>>564566089truke
>>564563614still around?
>>564566848Yeah? Got more ideas?
>>564567060my character is made and at level 50 so she can cast spells and have some hp to not die instantly on NG+would you want to host for an hour or two or are you too sleepy?
>>564563210the age old saying is true, men are trash
gg big fish, really wanted normal fish with that mohg spear though
gg adel, fun run
>>564558710here's the video evidence btw idk why you'd talk shit so much when it takes 1 game to prove myself
Cinema
>>564561074>>564562258they're both dead let them go sisalso nezuk wouldn't do that to madisonand terr is just terr
this thread is so cute Im so happy for you S
>>564568742is it over
>>564568576tbf I would shill that effect but with defeating enemies while art is up because I like big number
>>564568742what am I looking at
>>564568576ok now do this without getting lucky and finding a bell
>>564568742>>564568997>>564569276is this the illusory wall playthrough
>>564569354>finding a bellyou've never played with me before? loli think the bell is actually detrimental to building ult charge because it does high damage compared to your starting dagger so you don't get to hit stuff as much to build charge, although that's just guesswork i've got no proof
cc is so weird and lame let's all block her guys
>her
>>564569367i guesss
I like trishI don't like cc
>>564569889ok i will block trish
>>564568924yay we can still zuk it up and maddy it down
Cc can you please unblock trish? She said she's sorry
>>564569889I already blocked trish though
>>564570451sorry for what?
did everyone get today's wordle
lol
>>564570730Revtroons are so lame...
>>564570730Dragon Fire is probably still barely usable with all those CE kino relics. I'd rather see that in my game than one of the 10k legit beastclaw revs.
>>564568924*terr is just brownfixed
>>564570730these are legitt. devilnig
when is the big erg savior patch supposed to drop
why does ranni have four arms
>>564570730
>>564571705+100% hugs.
to give my penis a thorough handjob
how does the timer work for taunters tongue
>>564571825awwww...
How are we feeling, faggoteyes?
>>564571705more armpits to sniff and lick at the same time, also when you start licking one, your saliva starts to overpower the original smell so you always have to remember to sniff before you lick
>>564572339+550 murk is what that is
>>564572510Rain of arrows is good though
who is strongest fisher in erg
>>564572339Looks like 3 mid lines wrapped into one relic
do i do dormant katana scholar or dormant reapers to drop for teammates
zorfat cant get a winstreak higher than 15 with 10 losses
>>564573342Is he still running guardian and undertaker and low tiers nonstop
>>564573342Makes sense I remember him being both a selfish teammate and also running lots of shitty chungus builds
Let's all queue at the same time as a prank
:(
>>564574178sry adel is too hard
:)
gg fulgawd. I rolled royal knight's resolve at the forge, simply epic...
>>564573875I can’t right now I’m busy being plagued by naughty thoughts
>>564574628what are you masturbating to?
>Almost 50 D5 wins with randomsA-Am I good at the game?
>>564574708we don't really care about streaks anymore
>>564574708Yes dear
>>564574894NO................
>>564575095yeah like...thats a loser thing and we don't really that's not our thing you know? maybe you'll catch out eventually who knows
>>564574708youre SS tier
>>564574686Being captured and collared by an enemy knight after I lose to him and he has his way with me
>>564575334gay
stop hacking in more items
>>564575527I didn’t, my internet being messed up and me picking up a red phantoms stuff is separate things
>>564574708You're good at everything you do and are my favorite avatarfag itt
Reminder people who avatarfag outside of elden ring characters only do it for attention
>Reminder people who avatarfag only do it for attention99 int over here
>>564575502Its not gay he’s gonna make me his wife
>>564573342hes insulting practice now
>>564570730average revtroon. either this or beastslop. we dont hate xhem enough desu
>>564576091post gock
Wow sludge... kinda sus you spawned this... I mean "found" this after you disconnected...
GgMy ISP being dickheads and shutting off my internet 2 mid games in a row. Also 2k hours and this is the first hacked items I’ve seen. If I wasn’t _____ I would’ve used it desu
>>564576946wasn't what?
mush and elf duo?
>>564576838>>564576946also the reason I died during the night 1 boss was because i was distracted that the skill on this thing is fucking golden retaliation kekit doesnt work though and on the field UI it shows a greyed out comet azurDid that ancient dragon stone work?
>>564577004I wish I was playing my comfy pirate game
>>564576946>>564576838Wtf is happening here
>>564576946I wonder how people are getting these items in. EAC is pretty strong
>>564576838Ah yes the ol’ get a Chinese guy to die and hope his red phantom spawns in my game so I can pick up his items and share them with my teammates tactic because fulghor is too hard.>>564576975Uhhhh maybe Monday I’ll be there>>564577030I think I’ve seen it on reddit, pretty sure it works like the crater alter and changes your weapon to legendary
>>564577302>EAC is pretty strongIt is?? Is that documented in the lore somewhere?
>>564576838Wyldertard you can’t hack in red phantom items
Why does Duchess have such hi-res gums, teeth and eyeballs?
gg birds, felt like they were constantly swapping targets the whole fight, and none of us had LL items
>>564575172Damn............>>564575176I doubt it>>564575824I'm not an avatarfag, I'm anonymous
>>564578305gg crazy women
>>564578134imagine her blowjob face...
>>564569889trues xhes kinda cringe and annoying
big seductive undertakie eyes
>>564572339offmetauck thought he had a good pull here
>>564575172>t. streakless loser
>>564576946>cheater troon lobby
kek nice phase skip
elden stars fucking sux
>>564579404gg that was some disgusting levels of slop damage
I get consistenly carried by randoms in Depths. So consistently in fact, that I'm on a 40 streak.
>>564579404creepy...
>>564579502Randoms typically just leave in my games if the tiniest thing goes wrong
>>564578448You mean the ones with the stretched cheeks/lips to the point they look like pvz pea shooters? Yeah that's pretty hot
oh yeah real original guys
>>564580141yes the contrast...
>>564580923I dont even like lords of the fallen but i thought the reaction to this was stupid. it looks nothing like the erdtree or the balancer blossom. and was also planned and designed before ed balancers came out
gg demon prince...
>>564580923that's the iconic shadow of the erdtree sunflower
>>564581039No way….We lostems…..Again…………..
>>564542172I look like this
Sorry I forgot I was queued. The sound took me by surprise
noobs
>>564579404cutie...
>>564579146whats the meta
>>564581743Everything you like is bad is the obvious meta
>>564581743Irongawd
>>564581874I thought Irongawd was Z tier braindead quitter shitter pickWhat's the hot new ironbuild now, arcane ironeye fucking sucks
>>564581743exegawd (definitely not wyldalit or ironjeetarino)
>>564582014Vig+3 Increased Max HP on deepPhysical +4s
>>564582018
>(You)
>>564582014>quitter shitter pickThat's exejeet>whats the hot new ironbuildSame as it's always been?vigmaxx phys/poison Ironeye >arcaneye sucks He's the superior dex/arc character to exejeet scholard so no, not really? Just stack phys to offset the lost dex and HP.>>564582018We are talking meta not mid-tier brown shitter picks
>>564582127You kept that smelly threadjeet in check, well done.
oh my fauci i caught two this is so easy
>>564582014>best hero in the game is actually le badwhy are 4chanaggers like this?
>hero
>>564582224>That's exejeetTrve trve, Ironeyes sadly not that far behind though.>vigmaxx phys/poison IroneyeI actually don't know how's it been before so I'm surprised vigormaxxing for Ironeye is a thing, I'd think it wasn't worth too much investment considering he's got castersissy HP>He's the superior dex/arc character to exejeet scholardI was under the same impression for the longest time but then compared the damage output in training ground and got really demotivated, maybe that's because I'm a fucking retard however>>564582325I say that endearingly, I like Ironeye and marking shit for my team
Miyazaki told me Undertaker is actually the best character
>>564582717Raping Undertaker
>>564582717do you look like that?
>>564581245i 3 beared to demon prince but at least i didnt job on balancers:3
>>564582906I love you
>>564582798I look like this actually
>>564583031smol
gg hors, didnt see my one spell award (again), thanks for giving it to me.
gg el caballo
>>564580923However derivative their art direction may be, it pales in comparison to the dogshit writing they put on display, it's like everything for the game was written by highschoolers whose only exposure to early modern english was through zanzibart memes
>>564582950me too anony>>564583152of course
>>564583305For how long were you playing today, cutie?
>>564583376I only played 1 run yesterday and now it's like my third anon sama
i forgot that it was an invader church at the start sorry
blaggerd boggert
>>564583376>>564583485>>564583305stop it you faggots
>>564582641With Vig/Str respec he nearly has melee-tier HP. Stack Vigor 3 or Increased Max HP on top of that, and you can get more HP than a Guardian. His one weakness is that he is squishy, eliminating that, and it's pretty obvious what the results will be. You can do the same with Duchess, who also has a Vig/Str respec and coincidentally a meta pick.>arcanye/poisoneyeYou need poison starter on stater bow to synergize with poison mark deep relic effect for early burst dps, and either dormant katana's or claws to fully benefit from arc respec in your pool. >dmg in training groundHitting a training dummy is not real gameplay, is the thing, but if you are talking about Balancer skillslop situationally, exec/dex scholar will prob out-damage, but mark + rivers on Arcaneye will outperform more consistently due to mark/higher FP and just an all-around superior toolkit. You get like more arc than base exec and about the same-ish as dex respc scholar iirc.
>melee-tier HP>900 HP after respec what is blud on about?
>>564582906nice boobies
>>564584213The GUARANTEED vig/str respec relic from the collector signboard gives you 980 HP on its own, ydptg.
even doe you could put a +3 vig line on any character
>>564583989Thanks for the detailed response, and for not calling me a jeet. That means a lot.I'll slop up some builds based on that and see what I've been missing out on while playing suboptimally
>>564583989>arcaneye>more dex than dex respec scholar>more arc than exelol it cuts his dex, so his base damage is going to be pretty bad. Unless he has Rivers of Blood, he’s generally not very useful. Then again, you still need other things like dormant powers katana, while Exegawt can just roll with phys+12.
>exejeets are seriously trying to claim they are better than ANY version of IrongawdFunny stuff, you can tell who it is as well kek
>>564584716No problem, don't listen to the brown exejeets, xhey are insecure with being perma mid tier at best.
>fail basic maffs>resort to shit flinging most raped brownoid award
I wish a cute /erg/ girl was obsessed with me as much as devilsaar is obsessed with terr
>too brown to understand Ironeye just better>do your characters job better and seethe about itleast insecurejeet award
I wish an actual woman were obsessed with me as much as terrjeeta is obsessed with Devil*
what makes devilsaar the most raped erger?
>>564585443Which /erg/ girls would you like to be obsessed with you?
>>564585685trish so I can ntr tinpo
>"cuts his dex">only lose 9>can offset with phys>damage comes from status and marking anyway>equal arc as exec>Similar stat spread, but Ironeye just betterLeast disingenuous exejeet awardThe only thing in your favour is that you need a poison starter bow and dormant kats/claws, but you're too dumb/brown to make that argument.
I wish they added more unlockable relcis are the collector's signboard every week with the changing Everdarks...
gg mystery ED dargon
gg smooth one
>similar stat spreadwrong>respecso can executorArguing in bad faith, again. Brown and pathetic
let's stop this brown on brown violence
>they don't have a dex/arc spread sar>exejeet can make xherself even worse and squishier saarbrown and lame
for me it's being in touch with arcane no matter the farer
los ergitas...
>>564586212This, they could have made this into a full live service game with weekly events, daily/weekly tasks and a crafting system with various mats and different currencies to roll your shit like PoE and a battlepass for paypiggies to skip some of the grind that also includes skins and gacha shit to jew the player base as much as possible. I guess From just doesn't want money that badly yet.
>conveniently ignores executor HP respec
>with all their dex/arc respec at lvl 15exe = 72/37scholar = 58/30ironeye = 46/28executor won bigly, and you can get at least one increase in maximum HP to offset the loss. You only lost a total of 46 HP, or none at all since everything in depth 5 just one-shots you anyway.
>>564583273>>564580923So it’s out? Looks kinda cool
>>564587305And yet Irongawd is still a better character? Also exejeets respec cancel eachother out?
Who even are these executor players we are fighting against?
>>564587305>If you factor in mark ironeye BTFOs them both. >Scholar has giga stamina, and effectively gives everyone +20% hp, with both sides of his skill. >Dog form is cool, I guess.
>>564574368I look like this and pose like this.
>>564587741You can also make the same argument about wylder.
>>564587741cursed sword is a great asset and the privilege of not needing dormant powers is nice, especially since in my experience that thing barely works half the time.
>>564575095>>564574708>>564575824>>564576091>>564578315Stop posting these or else
I'm so fucking bad at fighting Fulghor
>>564587890smug horse
>>564586212>>564586695too late. the quota is reached. it was a good ride.
>>564588067same, the moment he looks at me and starts the wombo combo I know it's over
for me it's nights aspect
yup that was totally on me sorry
>>564589014nah its my fault i got grabbed twice like a moron ggsu
pls redeem the queue
>>564589014>>564589185spill the beans.... say the names...
thank you for making me smile erg
>>564589276i am queued
>>564589325trishtina attingal mootha thampuran but we won. it was balansaids. and thanks for the runs
>>564589594>>564589594>>564589594
>>564587647they don't exist because they are all dogshit rage quitters.
