Previous: >>564480981>NewsVersion 2.8 Special Program will begin on April 24 at 19:30 (UTC+8)Agent Record | Starlight - Billyhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44378132Agent Record | Promeiahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44377604Version 2.7 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/sK_s_MXs89M>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/tN0ibny9Ans (EN)https://youtu.be/25vaOHfSDUY (JP)https://youtu.be/7FbKuJv0e1I (EN)https://youtu.be/rBgqwLdtX-I (JP)https://youtu.be/LSEz6KT026k>Upcoming Events for 2.7https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163253Chronicle of Simmering Flavors 03/25 - 05/05All-New Program 03/24 - 05/05Special Disaster Control Squad 04/03 - 04/20Old Friends, New Commissions! 04/15 - 05/05"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 04/15 - 05/05Adventure Footage Freeze Frame 04/22 - 05/05Charge! Battle Against the Negative Reviews 04/29 - 05/13Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 04/10 - 04/15Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 04/29 - 05/04>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZCUTENESSZZZ27CHAMPION>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
Shifu LOVE!
BUT do we love LUCIA Elowen??
Rape kill and eat? uwu
A R I ARIA
>>564506089I probably asked this before but I don't remember if there ever was an answer but is there any way I can download these puzzle images in their highest resolution possible?
>>564506184I love her ass
bibisweat..
I love my girlfriend and her cat
Gay sex with...?
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>564506597(You) sweetheart
>Cissia fags>Orphie fag>THE Bibicord>THE Ariacord>Fufu fags>Harin fag>Alice fag>Yidhari fag>BILLY KID fags>Nekomiya fag>Corin fag>Mibibi fags>Yixuan fag>Lucia ELOWEN fag>Shungus fag>[THE CUM LEGION]>EVIL Aria fag>Pulchra fag>Banging boos... chad>Yenless Yen Zero fag>Ellen fag>Caesar fag>rata fag>Burnice fag>yo phone linging fag>Nicole fag>Anby fag>Yuzuha fag>Banyue fag>Qingyi fags>Zhao fag>Nangong fags>Machine prections using AI fag>Piper fag>Norma fags>feet analyst fag>supercute & supercanon fag>Seed Jr. fags>Yanagi fag..>Ramiel fag>Sunna fag.>Zhu Yuan fag>Sales fag (cummed on)>worm fag (cummed beyond recognition)
Your next opponent in the tickling match. Questions??
>>564506793Any safe words before we start?
>>564506597>>564506687Get to it.
Bibi you are my reason to live, you are the reason why i wake up everyday and why i work from sunrise to sunset. Vivian Banshee, you give meaning to my life.
>>564506719Bros, best girl of (you)r age needs help climbing the ranks
Cissia, I need you!
>>564285101>>564304413>>564408138
crazy huge snecko victory
>>564507039I'm not sure if Shifu is 30 yet... I would be safer with someone like Trigger who is... Promeia might be even older since she didn't change visually from the flashback while Cissia did, which gets me a little randy...
>>564507071Thats my senior fufu
>>564506927>tfw no bibi gf
I like Ben.
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
For me, it's Yu, as always
Yuzuha gf anyone?
>>564507660flop
>be Vivian, elegant as always>finally corner my guiding star, Lord Phaethon, in that sad dusty little video store>my Phaethon is even more radiant up close, my perfect proxy>however my darling appears unhappy in this mediocrity?>scraping daily commissions from poorfags, >fixing junk Bangboos with duct tape, >stressing about next month's rupture unit like some commoner... >quaint and noble thoughbeitThe real clients, The ones with actual wealth, status, and taste... They come straight to ldshop instead..no haggling, no scraps, just proper, generous rewards for true excellenceyou're my inspiration, my everything... but imagine rising above this pathetic proxy poverty and letting me introduce you to those who can actually spoil you the way you deserveplease consider it, Lord Phaethon...ldshop.gg
>>564507702I'm not going there, nigger.
>end of 2.8>mutated Romeul is about to stab MC>Billy comes in and... misses since one of his guns was snatched by Ramiel>Romeul finishes MC off and we see the light leave from their eyes>scenes from every patch since 1.0 play in reverse in your mind>wake up in the Random Play HDD room>door opens>it's... S-Billy>"B-Billy is that you..? Why do you look so different? And where's your second gun?*>"What are you talking about Manager, that's how I always looked since you know me. But... a second gun huh..? That would be useful. With double the accuracy I wouldn't have missed... that...... shot..>realizes what he just said>"W-Wait... Manager.. what happened..... how do I know this..?KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>564507702You are a fake bibicord member but that one was flawless.
>>564507702Don't subject yourself to this bibi....
>>564507702Buy an ad nigger
bros I love low-fertility women
>end of 2.8>mutated Romeul is about to stab MC>Billy comes in and... misses since one of his guns was snatched by Ramiel>Romeul finishes MC off and we see the light leave from their eyes>scenes from every patch since 1.0 play in reverse in your mind>wake up in the Random Play HDD room>door opens>it's... S-Billy>"B-Billy is that you..? Why do you look so different? And where's your Idshop.gg pass?*>"What are you talking about Manager, that's how I always looked since you know me. But... an Idshop.gg pass..? That would be useful. With double the pulls I wouldn't have missed... that...... Shiyu..>realizes what he just said>"W-Wait... Manager.. what happened..... how do I know the rotation for next patch..?"
>>564508190ough yeah!
>>564508190She's 19
>>564508190Yanagi is in prime age to be bred though
Jannies will be about as effective in banning this faggot as they are with banning horsepag
>>564507928Cringe.
get bud, ask chatgpt to generate one for the agent in this post next
>>564508435what is bud
>>564508336Breed THIS
>>564508336the gorilla in that video thought so too
what do you think of THIS team??
>>564508190>>564508524Melons, based
You are telling me I can pay 10$ to a chud from the farms too look like THIS? https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/564480981/deleted/deleted/
>>564508524PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>564508654They defo slutting out mibib. It wont even take a month before that fox turns into gyaru
>>564507684I wish
>>564508654As idol saver that fell for the VH meme along the way I really appreciate that besides having their own team Nong is now Mibibi BIS and Sunna is Shungu's. Aria seems to be the less versatile one which makes sense since she's the main dps
>>564508524>no glassesUgly
>>564508524I would gladly make Yanagi a mother of six
>>56450907830% of those were me, don't know about the others
>>564509646She has pretty eyes
>>564506089VERY cute and stinky feet~! <3girlfeets are so cute! <3 and smelly
>>564509078That's multiple people
All things being equal, does Chungus prefer PEN or Phys for her slot 5? Somehow I managed to get identical slot 5 disks (3k attack, 50% CR, 224% CD). She's C0W1 if that makes a difference.
Whatever you say spamming schizo, just don't move onto scat and cp because your last revenge scheme failed, mkay?
What's even the point of A rank bangboos? Sexual relief?
How did ZZZ win this hard.... how did Hoyo win this hard.... how did CHINA of all places win this hard....
who the FUCK asked
>>564510259Lucky is actually the best for teams that activate him and care about stun or assault. Normally you'd think this is all teams but Shunko exists.Brawler is the only boo who does damage at all if it's a sufficiently short fight.Knight is hard to use but atk and energy can make him very strong if the timing is perfect.
>>564510103I want to make her a mother so bad bros...
Bangboo milk...
>>564510324korea and china can only copy japan they have nothing original, they have to pretend to be a japanese company
>>564510953Mihoyo was literally founded by a group of fat weebs, their whole identity since ever was make games as if they were japanese so they could get a collab with evangelion
Does Alice + Yuzuha work best with nong or sunna?
I just took a really massive shit
Teasing Yidhari about her stinky smelly girlfeets until her face is bright red, and the continuing to tease her until she is utterly MINDBROKEN and admits that her feet are smelly and purposely makes them stinky for your own enjoyment!
I love my bnuuy wife
>>564511390With Jane Doe
>>564511387Da Wei is not fat.
>>564511507M2 Jane Doe*
>>564511390With Yu.
What's the smartest way to spend my gold discs when crafting? Lock in the slot I want for double cost or just spam out randoms?
CissiaAnons or SissyAnons?
>>564511437alright but move shungus out of the way, i want to see the log
>>564511753random unless you're desperate for a specific disc
>>564511753Depends. If you only need one slot, just lock in that slot. If you need 2 or 3 slots, spam randoms. Any more than that, you just go to the mines
>>564511879CissyAnons
>>564507684hell yeah
>>564511879Cissia Lovers
>>564511879
>>564507684Will she laugh at my penis?
>>564511753You're going to want to use the Tuning Calibrator on half the discs anyway so might as well use the targeted crafting option for the discs with fixed main stats so you don't muddy your crafting pool with useless DEF% discs you'll never have a use for.
>>564512142Yuzuha is all talk and no action, the moment you show her a penis she won't know what the fuck to say.
>>564512367h-hot
>>564512054So smug and cute
How cyclical are the cord raids onto the ZZZ threads, aria, bibi, yuzuha, yixuan, mibibi, obolcord
>>564512597Meds
>be Vivian, still elegant yet approaching condescension>softly laugh, covering mouth delicatelyBibicord? Subject myself? Buy an ad? Goodness, no. I simply wanted you to experience a life with amenities offered of the REAL clients. the whales with actual pull, fat wallets, and influence, what you've heard is true at least come. They DO come to proper channels like me.. living paycheck to paycheck... it must build character, right? I could show you a world where talent like yours is actually valued. For my sake, Won't you? ldshop with me?
>>564511879Cisanons as in we aren't troons.
My god fucking FINALLY holy shit.Went from 75 pulls to 11 off basically chipping away with single pulls.This is insane. With even SLIGHTLY bad luck you're looking at 150$ to 400$ for doing any more than M0/W0Nuts.
>>564513000A Cissia poster used this exact image before posting himself wearing girls clothes.
>>564512597Those characters are just organically popular, chud.
>>564512597>someone asks something referring to a character>replies also post said character>somehow this is a raidAnon I don't think it works like that
>>564513131That can't be a Cissia anon then, trannies sperg out when looking at Cissia because of her outfit
>>564511387honestlybi? goals.
>>564513131A troon false flag.
>564509693>564509868-10$
>>564513095All you need is 1 pull bro
>>564513558*cums on your face*
>>564512270Ben bros.Our response?
>>564513804>fatoldguyatslotmachine.png
>w engine effects dont show when walking around new eridu The FUCK is the point, then?Into the FUCKING BIN IT GOESTRASH
Deadly is about to rotate out.How did you score?
the cum... anons.. that's it, I've deduced fakebibiposter's motive.. It was Lord Phaethon's cum the entire time!!.!
>>564514336I can push the S-anby score up by 5k but I've been busy lately
>>564514812>???Play the goddamn story
>>564514879I did. That's the default on hoyolab for me for some reason
alright, Cissia had her fun already. can we skip to the next patch now? I wanna pull Billy.
https://files.catbox.moe/dhoxxf.jpeg
we need more Cissia
>>564515402No
Around thirens, never rela-...make it rhyme, anons
>>564514336I've been having fun retrying Thrall with Corin, didn't really want to bother with the other two and it looks funnier this way.
you know the more i interact with chinese people the more i think its not browns but yellows doing the salesfagging.>sales are everythingis actually such a chink way of thinking
>>564516039what in the? Coringy?
>>564516039Officer Corn...
>>564515621>Trigger stalker No. 1>Vivian stalker No. 2>Yanagi stalker No. 3>Cissia stalker No. 4>Nekomata stalker No. 50/50
>>564516039Having corin look at me like that would be so fucking hot
>>564514336not good
>>564516456post roster
>>564516456we get it, you roll for sigs
>>564516456thanks for keeping the servers alight
