Previous: >>564489209>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>vandalized op
This thread will contain the best /uma/ bfs.
based op
>>564513862>>564513828What's vandalized in it it's the same as the previous one unless I'm blind
This is the Uma Musume general, not a bf scouting forum. Please talk about horse girls
You will pull for Neicha
I only need to seduce Fine Motion and I'll be able to fight the Derby gutsfags.
>>564513985I want a bf to talk about horsegirls with.
>>564513862Bue isnt a fat fuck right?
I have no clue what you're talking about but have fun killing each other over itI am doing Oguri career
Don't smoke...
I will use this thread because Neicha is hideous and a loser
>>564513886Bam
Bue is a cute childhood friend(lover/wife).
>>564513962It's just schizo seethe about the JP section
oguri is uglier thoughalbeit
>>564514178How does she not realize that she needs to permasex toreena to get him to quit?
>>564514250Don't say that>[insert nonexisitent oguri cryer]
Summoning Dahbyposter
>>564513886kek
this thread will be gayer
use a better OP pic next time
>>564514445shut up neisha troon
>eternal top 3who are the other 2
hey
I NEED A JIGGIE NOW!!!!!!!!!please...
>>564514445
>>564514418D-dahby?
>>564514445What is she gonna do with that knife
jiggiechads...
>>564514487I don't even like natie but it's objectively bad and reddit it's so boring
Has anyone did the math on how much statues would it take to make an uma 5 stars from 2 or 3 stars?
>>564514498sup cutie(helios)
I'm going to go grocery shopping. I'm going to buy myself a nice ribeye and cheesecake.
Digitan LOVE
>>564514535He's looking for the demon dahby that screams at Danchou
>>564509576Run got bricked so Im posting it nowhttps://gofile.io/d/Nc4x6H
>>564514432But only because of more yuri.
>>564514591what's good and 4chan
>>564514669I see two cuties in the post
>>564514535I need you to be screaming and crying...
>>564514695
What is she pointing at, /uma/?
>>564514739curren
>>564514741(You) aren't cute, neither am I, only Helios. Be gay in the neisha thread.
>>564514873that's WRONG bwo
>>564514692but who would he scream at if dancho's away?
>>564514942stop arguing
Name a character more annoying than Taiki Shittle. You can't.
>>564514178bruh everyone vapes now even boomers
>>564515039pasa
>>564514835
Last Thread
Middle aged Digitan's pudgy tummy
>>564515049and it's making lung cancer popular again among young people
>>564515039dont say that des...
>>564515104yeah
>>564515049>BRUH everyone does dumb shit now EVEN boomer>>564515104>/uma/ love gay raceshmmmmmmmmmmm
Teio a cutehttps://x.com/i/status/2046182205203075109
>>564515104
>>564515104need cute uma bf
>>564515125Lung cancer is part of uma and jonger culture. Sorry if you don't like it.
>>564515104>finally become horny derbyw-what
>>564515104Tachyon CUTE uma LOVE
>>564515104Tachyon world
>>564515104>uma need erp>/uma/ love gay raceswe need to destroy this general
>>564515049I thought that stopped being a thing with regulations and all
>>564515283Tachyon pubes status?
>>564515246WHAT DOES AN ANON NEED?
>>564515104Name it
>>564515315but I love this general
>>564515367Shaven, but only because we did it for her at her request
>>564515104>teio bf>cuteyou're not this desperate, right /uma/?
>>564515446I love curren when she sticks her ass out for me
>>564515427ryanxwonbinbwos...
Can someone give me easy horses for medium Trackbalzer? Fuck that whore Teio
>>564514549>>564514506https://jiggie.fun/umajig4232026>>564514613>>560643212 >>560643224See pic related. To take someone from 4 to 5 (300 stars) it's 1500
CURREN CHAN GAVE ME HIV
>>564515448I think it's best if we let Tachyon's pubes go wild and become a sexy bush
>>564515618>curren gave me high intensity vaginal>still complainfag
>>564515559>650 limitwait wait wait wait wait, is it true we get higher star unlocks later? please tell me the 650 limit goes up if that's the case or I've bricked myself by starring umas willy nilly
>>564515446Those sports bloomers are so hot. I love mares so much.
we should get a jong room going...
>>564515104Is this now or next week?
>>564515717IM GONNA KILL MYSELF THANKS CURREN CHAN
>>564515805When you get to 5 stars, any extra are turned into clovers.The extra upgrade is off potential.
>>564515104>cute uma erpNice and cute!
>>564515880now and forever
my /uma/bf wouldn't kill me
Me and my /uma/gf
>>564516156retardeveryone dies on the battlefield
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>564516156He might if he's a yandere /uma/ bf. That would be hot though.
>>564516271MY RICE /uma/ BF TELLING ME IM RETARDED AGAIN
>>564516293but does a yandere /uma/ bf exists is the question
>>564515676This too is good
>3* powerYES>No groundwork, 3* stamina 3* speed grand parent saladYou can't win them all I guess.
>>564516621back to grinding bwo
finally got the med S with DD and PP combo, Prof + Escape Artist + Killer Tunes V. Bourbon
>>564516585Go to bed.
>>564516621My Pow 3* Med 2* /uma/ bf didnt get 3* Med again and good whites
>>564515541She can run every distance
>>564513729When are they announcing season 2 of Cinderella Gray already?
>>564516747kind of a witlet but that one's good
>>564515541
I find the idea of meeting with friends after a couple years and wearing thick long clothes to hide my scars and bruises and subtly revealing them throughout the night, not blatantly showing it off but just subtle enough to get them to question if my marriage to Shakur was going okay so I can defend Shakur by telling them it's fine hot
I want to look up an uma's skirt honestly.
>>564515541Come on, don't say that.
>>564515541Mayano Top Gun.
>>564516982shakur is a nice girlthe abusive one is her roomate
no MORE /uma/bf posting it was my thinggo do your runs guys
>>564516982This but with ongoing long term health problems that are slowly killing me, all from taking strange drugs from Tachyon.
>>564516982Most tame dyke fantasy.
is copano rickey chinese?
W*men were a mistake.
Do Speed star and Head-on work in CM13?
>>564516883I have terrible wit cards but can go ham with power.
>>564517123my /uma/bf that posts Seiun Sky sometimes is bitching at me again
STOP BEING GAY
>>564517329not YOU....
>>564517226not really but they are good cope
>>564517025stop getting 80 mood downs, bitch
>gay>brown>autisticWhat else are >we?
>>564516982the average female/lesbian love live>He/She said sorry, it's fine
did anyone here smoked thru round 1 but proceeds to get their ass beat in round 2? Are you willing to let that humiliation happen again?
>>564517547The only He/She here is He/She Amazon/Akebono/Miracle
>>564516982why are shakur sisters like this...
>>564517518
>>564517689I had that happen in cm11
You're not immune against propaganda
>>564517572
You can't fool me, girls aren't real
>>564517423stop bitching at me I already did 5 runs today
I'm 3/3 aces now. I made it, bros. Time to get my 3rd place A finals.
I have no /uma/ bf, only /uma/ rival
>>564517782I can be the girl from your dream
>>564517718
>>564517768>>564517572digitan is gay digitan is gay digitan is gay stop trying to make me cry
>>564517814Your /uma/rival is fucking your /uma/gf dude
>>564517768
>>564517518Kitahara canonically married Belno btw.
>>564517792one more then.....
>>564517934Does anyone even like this character?
>>564517962is that bill gates?
>>564517904
Rape city
YOU COPYI COPY
>>564517938>/uma/>female humanoids
>>564517648Oh no...
Reminder that all these gay Chiyo posts lately are made by Dotoposter to make Chiyofags look bad
>>564518037ngh later i have a headache
>>564517123bunch of posers
>>564518112
>>564518014That phase when Creek got a bunch of images about her being infertile was pretty kino
Is she bad for CM 13? Isn't her OG the Tokyo Merchant
Damn this artist is fast, finished the skeb request in less than 24 hours
>>564517768she didn't make it btw
>>564518359
>>564518351they wouldn't know...>>564518525skebs honestly sometimes feel like cheating, they usually deliver really fast or use AI
>>564518513she was banned from running on the derby, even witgod didn't mention her and she's his oshi...
>>564517648don't tell me those retards thing they will get the same animation as the umamusume movie
>>564518584seriously!
>>564517648>Kagurabachi's studio>on a horse racing animeKek, why did they insult umamusume
Mambodanchou is dead for real this time...
>>564518764Doggy style
>>564518824cygames animations is doing kagurabachi anime adaptation
>>564518764You are a fake gay
>>564518857I wonder what Still's sweat tastes like
>>564518724mattakune....
>>564519119Too bouncy
CM day in a couple of hours, let your umas warm up in this for fun 18 gates race.Bring your entire team, or 1 uma if you want to be that guy.471365804713658047136580
>>564519119https://www.iwara.tv/video/sqEOa3rMW0fPep/umamusume-taiki-shuttle-sex
can't believe maya fucking died of old age
I haven’t prepared for CM at all, do I have a chance?
>>564514250fuck off sharteen
>>564519226bouncy = goodLook how much movement there isIt's like you're browsing twitter and looking at a ZZZ primo-chinkslop animation
>>564518858why are you guys burning out your danchous? be nice to them
>>564518858mambros are mercenaries, they're fine on their own
>>564519296RARE host
>>564517135>wins>Wait something's in my throat I can't do my laughVery in-character.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564519156deshou~?
>>564520120desuyone!!!
uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma
>>564520269hahhh
>>564519397you've answered your own question
>>564519119dancho bounces on me like this
>>56451929615/18There is room for 1 more trainer, or 2 even.
>>564520452too cute
the loliCHAD
remember to choose Graded league, and to our Open Warriors. Godspeed!
how the fuck do i build Diai'm trying to put her on my TT team and I'm using 3spd 2pow 1wit and i'm losing too many races
>>564521145the only thing that matters for TT is getting as much golds as possible that are easy to proc just don't sweat it
soon
>>564521242Source?
>>564518539>lap pillowNever thought about being on the giving end
>>564519296>May thest Umamuume win ?so true
>>564521358slophttps://x.com/AiWorker9315/status/2047337198731817076?s=20
>>564519296>bwo front heavy lobbies aren't real ogurismile.jpg
>>564521540it's because we're all wanting to stop obuhis
>>564521509AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
>>564519296obuhi hatemaya love
Tell this guy to stop betting on Ebayan or he will never win again
>>564519296>>564521783let's gooo podium!!!
CMs should be 18 gates desu
buyanadyou disgusting figure
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ztleVauJ1ev1SL2dXosyha3N
>>564521963CMs should be 1v1You vs me
>he spams slopdisgusting zoomers/millennials/xers
>>564521917ichiban (in front position)
>>564519296Results.Turns out all you have to do to win against Oguri Cap is to... *check notes* Yoosh, Ikuyoo!Good luck in your CM!
>>564522172>only UG is not even at the top 10
>>564522289UG rank is a meme and that one's just a dominator debuffer I'm pretty sure
>>564522289rng SHIT game!!
>>564522387oh and late start!!!!!!!!!! 97MS BTW
>>564515039Daitaku Helios
>>564522685TAKE THAT BACK
>>564522685DON'T SAY THAT
>>564522525>a whole second
>>564522776this is true
>there are anons that hate this
>>564523051>There are unironically GAY anons
>>564523051I can SEE IT
>>564523051NOT ME this is NICE
>>564523051Helios HATE
too much zoomer posting
I hate zoomers so fucking much.
too much boomer complaint
I can see why we only have 9 umas in CMs, is LoH the same?
>>564523290Post that pic of Helios and Ruby's trainer kissing while Ruby is watching behind.
too many millennial pretentious
>>564523051cute umacute butt
>>564523320>>564523298WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY
I managed to make my parents, what do I do now?
note to self take medicine when I'm about to sleep and not midday
haven't been on /uma/ in a month (I was banned) did I miss anythingany tips for CM
>random anon makes a shit post without image>thread instantly turns against him and posts a lot of the uma he says he "dislikes"I finally see... so this is how one gets lots of replies
>>564523538meds for what>>564523627>a whole month bannedwhat the hell did you do
I hate flat umas btw
I'm moving on from CM12, is it safe to unfollow all the Tachyon borrows? Do we get a hoguri CM again in the future?
WEI~!
>>564523782BASED WP-anon!
>>5645237602CMs from now, you can add them again by then.
>>564523817ME AND WHO
DANCHOU KILL THIS MAN
there should be a graphics setting to allow you to watch the race with the chibi models instead
>>564523627>1 monthWhat did you do? Post CP?
>>564523717my non-functional brain
>>564523916I'm sure that would be a perma
>>564523817I also have Ruby
First time trying a guts build with Grass Wonder and I'm confused, I'm running 1 speed, 3 guts and 2 wit, what stat should I focus on during summer?
>>564523782>Dedicated to horny>single-minded, hornyliterally just like me>>564523980Cute, but I don't care much for her.
>>564523782>single minded, hornyperhaps we were better off untranslatedthis is a joke, thank fucking God your screencaps are now readable without us (me) having to paste them into jewgle translate
>>564523717>>564523916sometimes the mods will extend what should be a three day ban because of your prior ban historyI should know, it's happened to me beforeuma musume
>>564523985...guts?
>>564523980Based.
>>564523435post zumas to shook the uncs
>>564523881there is only one correct answer
Mods gave me a warning for calling Doto poster a nigger. It wasn't even used in the race way. This place has gone soft.
>>564523627Gay ERP. LOTS of gay ERP.
>>564524179I admit I wanted a (You) only from you
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
>>564524194Doto is Irish, you can't do that due to the implications.
Digitan should show me her umanko
>>564524064now can you please stop ban evading.
>>564524398Rudolf would not do that.
>>564524305lovey dovey (straight) baby making sex with palmer-chan, right before helios join
>>564524065I fucked up, next run will be the one.
>>564524305you bait wellbut baiting also implies that I WOULDN'T want to reply out of my own volition...which would wrong
Kill faggots
>>564514178Don't worry honey, I'm almost 2 years clean >>564515049You
>>564524565>27 winsThat may be an issue too. Training guts and wit should give her the speed she needs tho, she has 20% spd growth.
Good night friends!!!
>>564524760Good night.
>>564524659I will tie you up, cuddle you, gently caress you and kiss you on the lips repeatedly.
>ERPing again
>>564524642you're right...
>>564524760gn bwo
I may as well be the only proven male on /uma/
>>564525028anons are blowing off steam before CM soon
>>564525157have you seen the cocks posted here
>being gay in a world where anime JKs exist
>>564525157Oh?
Teio love
>Get medium S in first inspiration>Slow start Satsuki Sho>Finish 17If you are blocked, you are blocked.
>>564525213I thought this was Ines for a second just dressed up like a slut
>>564525050so remember...it's ONLY ever (You) and (Me), got it?
>>564525271Yay!
>>564525342>like a slutt-that's proper rich daughter attire...
>>564525345palmer WOULD say that too
>>564525452other than the 4 umagyarus, is there a fifth honorary gyaruma? I need another one to pair witb City and Jordan
>>564515049>vaping>unironically It's better to smoke cigarettes or get into punches than vaping, you fucking faggot
gn
>>564525716this is disgusting too
>>564525716Not cute. Even your handwriting is kind of boring.
>>564525716dahby
>>564525716we really didn't need a timestamp to prove that you have nicotine
>>564525598espoir cityforever young
Gwos...
>>564525598Yeppers: Gyaru in training.During her festival event she's trainer by City and C*rren.
ive NEVER smoked in my lifedrink only a glass of wine once per year at thanksgiving dinner with my familyand dont consume caffeine due to heart issuesyou and i arent the same
>>564525747gn
when are we getting some free rolls again?
>>564525930Uokka...
>>564525930>>564525998most disrespected winner-winner of all time
>>564525716enjoy your oral cancer
>>564525930youve got the ramen topper prize fig gwo...
No one asked.No one cares.Go do a MANT run.
>>564525930Vodka has prize figure so it's okay*snorts*
smoking cigarettes or weed, vaping, and drinking is for actual losers wanting to kill themselves. we ubermensch develop good addictions like masturbation and gambling
>>564526180yada I'm waiting it to fill up
>>564514178this but sucking dicks
>>564526180Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Nyo.
>no mediumThanks Cygames
>>564526257FOR it*
>>564526196Gambling is the best addiction. Only lucktards hate it.
>>564526180I haven't done a run in two days
>>564526513didn't he get jailed recently
The girls you're missing out by not watching your TT races.
>>564526072At least I'll die with an 8 milly in my upper lip than be dying from lung cancer from smoke or vaping
>>564526563He's out again. They keep letting him out without any meaningful punishment.
phew close onefront rice project GO
>bright legend race nextI hope that anon gets her
>>564525747Umasumi!
>>564526632even npcs wouldn't love me
>>564526632NPU love.
>>564526674ganbareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Uma musume x Eurobeat?
>>564526834>NPU lovehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_processing_unit
Is Firm Ground Menace worth taking?It's inflating my points but if it's shit I'd rather not take it.
scat.
>>564526831You always have Sirius, YOU ALL HAVE SIRIUS
I really wonder when cygames is gonna collab with nexon so we can get umas in mahjong soulI would splurge on that
>>564526989Is it time again?
>>564526981firm courses love that skill
>>564527065maybe.
>>564527051we'll have a redhead horse year event retard release somewhere mid summer, save up
>>564526937>>564527051Do a funny instead and do Uma x BA so we can get Izuna while they get Kitasan, each in the other parties outfits and voice lines.
>>564527051Same. Especially after they removed Mahjong from Shadowverse Park.
>>564527051umas are not prostitutes, only collab the franchise had was with grub like 8 years ago to celebrate the release of S1 and nothing more
>>564526937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KzUSqUW9LU
>>564526861thank you onii-sama!!
>>564526937>>564527273
Just spent 3 days racing in summer because of zero rainbows with no whistle in a parent run
how many times do you think twin turbo could cum, in a row, without needing to stop
>>564527335punnisource?
>>564525196Yeah its mine?
So when is grand live again? I can hardly bring myself to finish one run a day
>>564527273Maruzensky is so cute I wish the showa era economic bubble night time fever was real.
>>564527887mid-late july
>>564527887when tachyon light hello banner starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITNDaXsp7o8TAMAMO!!!!
>>564527887i stopped botheringi stopped pretendingdanchud in shambles
cm12 status?
>>564528162afraid for finals
>>564527958Neither. End chads all the way.
>>564528162I have to believe.
>>564528162i literally couldnt care less
>>564527887its shit as well asunity was peak uma musumenow we slowly get the soulless garbage literally who umas as wellgame is kill
>>564528121I am danchudI stopped caringNormally there would be a boot up your ass right about now, but there isn't
>>564527730Erotic boy
>>564528162raped by xoguri/41 racescant really be bothered to care
>>564526632Criticizing the NPC names is retarded as fuck when you have umas with equally goofy names. You're telling me Poisonous or Weiss Grimoire is goofier than Grass Wonder or Sweep Tosho?
>>564528293fuck you allen
MY DANCHOU IS SLACKING TODAYI AM NOW THE TOP EARNERSTOP BEING LAZY
>>564528162I got a good xoguri and 2 gamba late surgers with dominator I'm gonna make it
>>564528116
>>564528251based and thisdidnt even bother making one ace
>>564525930Ok so it wasn't just me being unlucky. My last trip to Japan I wanted to buy a bunch of matching Daiwa and Vodka merch and could find fuck all for Vodka.
Is this the dumpster thread?
>>564527887>wanting an event that literally has more RNG than MANTCan't wait for all the "Looking back MANT wasn't that bad" and "This shit is literally unplayable without perfect RNG" posts
>>564528481
Here, too lazy to fill out the rest. I like my sorter more despite it being a pain in the ass to put together.
Again thanks to Anons who helped me understand this shitty career.No clue how the first run with Natie ended up as S+ but I'm not gonna be sad about normal S-ranks.
get your FUCKING xguri out of my face subhuman faggot
>>564528664>>564490241
>>564528739Doto wouldn't say that
>>564528597>is /vg/ the dumpster boardyes, always has been, because (ironically) /v/ has SOME administration left doing it's job, even if badly.>>564528664>goblin enjoyerI KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>564528739what's wrong with her :(
>>564528663how strong is alt tama compared original tama
>>564528739hmmmm nyoooo
>>564528162i'm an XOgurilet so i don't feel good. just making the best S. Maru I can and double domming and praying
>>564528847You have no idea what kind of dirty things I want to do to twin turbo that I wouldn't do to my favorite horse. And Palmer is just flat out hot. Obey has a metal as fuck name her whole arc was to assassinate Tama. Like what Rice shower did to Bourbon but with 100% commitment to the heel and malice.
>these stats already before dahby>medium S>she already failed her natural fast learner eventWhy is this game so shit?
>>564529192how many medium S sparks do you have, since you need so much for miles
>>564529192are you just not running wit cards or something
>>564528739Doto would say this.
>>564529192Because you play for number autism and not for the love of the umas
>>564524194no racism outside of /b/
>>564529192>Not waiting for CB wit before making a Tamamo acehe's not gonna make it
Round 1 secured in A, lots of strong Torenas
>>564529163>Twin TurboI was talking about CinGray goblin, but I suppose that answers my question as well.
>>564529390is CB coming out before taurus
>>564527547OWESMESEX>>564529521Just post the twitter screencap that you're using to larp as the topro poster
>>564529521Oh, it's formatted like an actual news headliner...The global version looks kinda goofy and memelike compared to this
>>564529689Oh i tought he was making a taurus ace not and aries one
>>564529816The JP version has a lot more soul compared to Global and I blame the tranny localizers for it
>>564529603It drives me nuts how the supplemental media has really good side charecters that I really like and then make horses that look like vtubers be playable.
7
Assuming I run double front + a backliner for taurus, what would a good late surger be? I've tried both Brian and Rudolf in rooms and what worries me is their low unique proc rate and struggle catching up. Idk if everyone being able to accel with red shift means Rudolf has too many issues passing 3 runners or what, but what would you recommend? Oguri for pulse? Vodka? (at least has a gold recovery)
>>564530121bro i really can't anymore, every time i see Mini the Lady from Umamusume Cinderella Gray™ i get too horny and my dick gets incredibly hard bro, yesterday i was in the kitchen and there was family dinner and fuck i had to go with my dick super hard because i was watching Umamusume Cinderella Gray™ and i don't know what to do man, i see Mini the Lady and i want to stick my dick between her cheeks and slap her ass until its red bro she makes me too horny and i want to lick her back and have her jerk me off with her short hair I don't know man I get too horny and it's affecting my daily life, it's been five times today that I see an image of her and I can't deal with it so I have to go to the bathroom and masturbate because I get too excited with that yellow luchador mask bro i don't know bro i want to fuck her so hard, every time she talks and makes that voice it's music to my ears and my dick and i don't know what to do please help me with this issue.
hang yourself NTR faggot at least don't post the first result if you want to larp as a JP player>i-it's just a falseflaggeryou are a bigger nigger than himhttps://x.com/takkun19020988/status/2047330565305852131?s=20
>>564527273>>564527551It’s all I ever wanted!
>>564530404>it's realPffffffft
>>564524194GoodThe fact that you're posting means you're BAN EVADINGMODS GET HIS ASS BANNED
>Finemo agemasen two runs in a row REALLY GREAT CARD YEPPERSTHE BESTSO VALUE
>>564524194That's because Taiki would never say that. You should of posted with Special needs while calling Doto a nigger.
>>564529521>>564530473>>564530404btwembarassing as fuck dude
Danchou it's no longer enough to kick the flatliner. We need to take his life.
>>564530367>>564530121why is it always mexicans
>>564530875why not use his holes a little bit before handletting him give a little before he goes
>>564530875Turning that flatliner into a flatliner!
Can someone tell me why Zenno Rob Roy has an enormous ear size?
clubs shouldn't be this big of a deal
Who wins, Ruby or Helios?
My master plan is working as intended
>>564530459>>564530651
>>564530915If you read the filename you would know a Mexican did not type or write that. There is a total of 20 countries that speak Spanish.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIKUUUUUYOOOOOOOO~*places 1st*
>>564530361Silly me, forgot to post a lust provoking image
>>564531083MATIKANE MOOOON
>>564531126didnt wanted to be mean and say latinx or thirdies
???????
>>564531083easy helios race
>>564531296Not all latinx speak Spanish. Some of them speak French.
>>564531201You should run Suzuka with your fronts instead, but if you absolutely must bring a back liner, bring a dominator debuffer, or just Goldshi
>>564514178so, which uma in the game is this clingy?
>>564530998Boring umas are usually given big ears so people focus on their ears rather than their bad design/personality.Just look at Admire Groove, she's the first new uma released in JP that wasn't endlessly shilled here and the few posts that shilled her only talked about her ears.
>>564531402what the FUCK
>>564531445>>564530594why did you lie about playing JP?
>>564531201just run Dober if you want a late so badly, or even late wedding Mayano if you feel brave enough
>>564531083LET'S GO TARKIN
>>564531402>be Mexican >but like third generation >live in japan for five years off base >know more Japanese than Spanish (es muy malo)I am an abomination who can only speak fluent English with a dash of JP
>>564531083>>564531280>>564531342>>564531723Helios...
>>564529192Another give up...I haven't gotten fast learner in over a week.
>actually strong horse is a mid uma>mid horse is one of the strongest umaAruvu isn't even that popular so why did they do this?
>>564531445answer the question gaylord
>still a week away from the CB banner guess I'm not playing until then
>>564531828I'd want to stay in second to look up Ruby's dress all the way to the finish line, too.
Cute Journey
>>564531828Clearly he wasn't horny enough
>>564531974[retarded NTRfag chat gpt tier response that makes no sense]
>>564531798Sanseito will kill you
>>564525598Gyaru LOVE
>>564532037>>564532065The problem is I planned to let him tap her if he won
>>564531974new uma has to be op so whales throw money to cygames, repeat every month
I'm starting to think you guys actually love NTRfag and the chiyohomo
>>564531974ohimba propaganda is strong in jp
>>564532107Helios...
>>564532186almond eye wasn't that good
>>564531974Is she stronger than SiL and Ai-chan?
>>564532186>>564532201Why did they make Lucky Lilac who is way more popular and a stronger mare IRL mid then?
>>564531798Congrats, I'm happy for you
>>564531828nyoooooo
>>564532272>>564532305her story carried her so it doesn't matter if she's op
>>564532329I don’t like this image of arg teio….
>>564532434
I'm gonna do my CM races in the morning
>>564532259>>564532349Helios still has a chance, both are planned to run in Mile Championship
>>564532305That is how they balance the power creep, release strong uma then release mid or weak uma, repeat the cycle infinitely until no more umas are made. Lala story is superior so pulling for her over Aruvu is justified
>>564531082The biggest yappers are part of the A and above clubs. If you're below that, no one cares what you do unless you're clearly dead and MIA
curren-chan gave birth to my child and dumped her at my apartment with a note that said "have fun raising it! make sure she grows up to be cute like her mama~"
>>564532543Care to asnwer why did you copied a random screencap from twitter and pretend you play JP uma?>>564530404>>564530473
mare era was the worst thing to happen to uma. sure the game got popular again after MANT+GL almost killed it but ever since Gentildonna every new mare release has been quirky gimmick (omg she's a yande, omg she's cold, omg she's ms perfect, omg she's a streamer) and they all are mad in love with you before the first new year's event. fans don't want to accept it but uma is just like every other coomer gacha, just that the fan service is in the story rather than the designs
>>564532543They should have made Lalala the strong uma and Aruvu the mid one
>>564532520I believe in Helios >>564532635Imagine being a fan of Curren, yell that you want her to have your children, and she complies with this malicious compliance bullshit
>>564532731Where is the bad?
>>564532731(You)
https://x.com/hanma_amnah/status/2047237520061325413someone I know will like this picture
>>564532731I asked this a couple of dozen threads ago and I'm glad I finally got response, so this is why /umaJP/ is ohimba brained, they just love the quirky big chungus umas.Hopefully /uma/ stays a stallion general.
>>564532731>get more money to the company>worst thing to happenmaybe to you, maybe you are not the intended audience
>>564532742I wish they did yeah, because I like Lala way more than Aruvu. I already have Ayabe for that personality type. I'm convinced the gameplay balance team doesn't interact with the people in charge of giving the characters personality and translating their IRL counterparts to Umas, a fine example is how much of a joke Vodka is. You'd expect a mare of her caliber to be a beast but her kit is mid
>>564532543Answer the question
>>564533173kek
>>564532959
Umawife
>>564532985fucking cygay doesnt know cafe is the best uma, they need to buff her and give her a bride costume asap
>>564525598Yaeno Muteki
>>564533173GUARANTEED LEPLIES
>>564532731we posting spic memes again?
>>564533395maybe she will get one, bride event in june
How about posting cute art of your favorite umas instead?
>>564532985I said worst thing to happen because every new release that isn't a mid alt no one is ever going to use has the same structure >met horny mare>she has le quirk that makes her a bit different than an NPC>"your eyes met" moment in the first 20 turns and now you're her slave together >ends with her and her trainer having 10 kids career mode stories really peaked with Machan and never recovered
>>564533042It just makes me mad that they made her so strong because muh yandere's rival
>>564532731>fans* don't want to accept it but uma is just like every other coomer gacha*Covid era otakus also known as secondaries, faggots, normalfags and locusts.Sex appeal has been a part of otaku culture for a long ass time otherwise they wouldn't be jks kemonomimi.
>>564533042vodka is insanely good for a launch uma. they did not know how the game they were making worked at launch, and they also did not have any concept of balance until around the second anniversary.
>>564533459one mare will always get an alt, that leaves one spot for cafe which is very unlikely to happen, since last event had two mares, so I am expecting to see two mares again
>>564532980Is Fine Motion a mare or a stallion?
Fuku summer altTRUST
>>564532731Gayest post ITT
>>564533769She was a mare with broken ovaries.
>>564533657At least the new alts are fixing that because nu-Bakushin, nu-Taiki and nu-Falco are the top tier
Are you team Ribbon March, Ribbon Finale or Ribbon Mambo?
Would you race or train? (I have an anklet and megaphone and charm)
This is a stallion threadMarefuckers need not apply
>I do not have a coomer brain bro uma is much different the stories are so good bro I'm better than all the lowlife cacha players who see big boobs and instantly open their wallets kek pathetic >another mare that wants my dick the moment I meet her? AWOOOGAAAA
>>564533575dude they have to bring money somehow, cause surely events alts like the ballroom one are not bringing enough
What’s with the sudden gay melty over mares
>>564533996I say thisTeiobro btw
>>564533971eh it's only a lvl 2 training, just race imo
>>564533996This but unironically.
>>564533973>marefuckersI so would...........
>Falco alt mentionedHOEEEEH ARIGATOOO
>>564533996I hope they find a cure for your homosexuality soon.
>>564534113>mare>ardanAnon.
>>564534205if she can get pregnant she's a mare
>>564534205She's a honorary mare.Like Dantsu Flame.
>>564534113Not a mare and I don't fuck AI slop.
>>564533996well, there is something about mares, after all especially if they're hags
>>564533996I say this and do this
>>564533576Such is lifeExpect Marche Lorraine to be strong as fuck just because Love's Only You is also strong, althought I wouldn't be upset about this one because that upset at Del Mar was kino.>>564533657Idk Vodka is just weird, she has Oguri pulse but with awful condition activationsHer kit says Mile all over the place, but then she has BOFA because she won the Darby and Japan Cup I guess, but no other medium skills on itShe needs a year 5 alt like Bakushin and Taiki that gives her some love
>>564533939i mean taiki was already top tier
>>564534317Pearl my beloved...
>>564533960Primera Chica...
>>564532520helios will win this time i'm sure of it
>>564534017>take more effort to produce as they have unique dance scenes>all ballroom alts have been pure garbage no exceptions >april brings the least amount of revenue ever since the first edition what's even the point of ballroom events
>>564533971>using Super Creek card>not doing Triple Crown routehow come?
>>564534506This is cope from an anti-yuri fag
>>564534532There is no benefit to do that.
>>564534506containment event
>>564534506appeal to yurifags? all companies panders to the largest audience they possibly can
>>564534532Full power inherits and I've been burned too often by Haruten (even with 600 stam I've been distance gapped because creek hadnt finished her chain by then and I didnt have a recovery)Instead I just run Tiara+double Arima on umas that have b+ long
>>564532520I do not believe in Helios.
>>564534675Delete
>>564533939all of these characters already had their time in the top tier
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER ACE OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>564534613Nah, that anon is right except that is the worst month with revenue since 2024
>>564534827don't tell me what to do
>>564534827Cool boy
>>564534865Why is Air Groove so flat here?
>>564534613>copedata says otherwise blud
>>564534827Tomboy Kita which means absolute sex and wife material
>>564534827a VERY CUTE and SUPER MEGA SEXY uma with a great voice!
fucking excuse me? it's not even summer
>>564534827Ace looks like a tranny here
>>564534716Makes sense, desu. I've been doing Seiun Sky groundwork parent runs (not a single good one in 25 MANT runs, and only 2 that are barely acceptable), and I've gotten fucked on KKS/Haruten so fucking often it's unreal. If you don't have 450+white for KKS you'll lose more often than not, same for Haruten, except there it's 600+2 whites/gold.
I think I'm in love with this cat...
if you want to fuck a stallion you're gay
>>564535027Kita is already a tomboy, Ace is a boyfaggot
>>56453509420% growth
>>564534827winning the japan cup against rudolf and mr cb was an insane feat and i hope they eventually animate it, her design is also top imo
>>564534998>2023/03Damn scamming your playerbase actually work
>>564534990why are you a falseflagging faggot?
can't wait for NTR faggot to make a troll thread soon
>>564532782I wasn't a fan of curren tho, she just lured me into an alleyway one evening when I was going to get ramen and also she stole my id
>>564535215ah to be fair i forgot about that. this is the first time im trying the guts deck on taishin
>>564535237if her design is so peak post porn of her
>>564535309Sybau schizo noticer
>>564534998I guess it's not surprised that now they are using unpopular umas for that event
>>564535167Fag
>>564535454mine and hishiama's kids
>>564535260I've said it before, NTR and THE THRONE killed more players than MANT itself yet newfags who never experienced it always blame the later
>>564535167I'm gay for Super Creek.
creek and ardan are honorary mares tbdesu
>>564535362bake it yourself bwo
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10911940?q=katsuragi_ace_%28umamusume%29+
>>564535027>>564535070>onige with natural recoveries, gw, taking the lead and dodging danger>for some reason wasn't popular until her alt which is ranked higher I don't get it but I'll save for both
>>564535440i'm not going to jail
>>564535362you said this last night for 3 threads in a row and it never happenedtake your meds gwo
>>564535625all stallions that didn't get to breed are honorary mares desu
>>564535484
Heh...
>>564535625>>564535786Loony troons logic
>>564535617Imagine all the people who pulled NTR before realizing it was a gimmick card for that specific scenario
>>564535748nta but ntrfag had a big melty when he wasn't able to bake the thread yesterday
>>564535674Stallion that behaves like a mare in bed
>>564535748>>>>>>>implying
>>564535853proof of this happening? because from what I recall he was busy playing jiggiehe was in the room with me and 4 other anons
>>564535167i want to fuck a marenot the uma btw
>>564534827I love her voice. Also she has one of the most kino underdog races ever (odds of 40-to-1 or something). She'd better get a movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy06KmhUjI8
>>564535973Totally
>>564535853>ntait is always nta with you schizo retards huhyou can't make it more obvious>i'm not the schizo i swear BUT !!
>>564535674boys look like that?
*checks time*hmmmmmm nyooooooootice
>>564536064
nta anon but>samefagging
Okay well check this shit when he makes a NTR thread soon thenWill be extra funny if it's another stolen twitter ingame picture too
>>564536114og anon here (>>564535362), it's true
>>564536114are you sure you're not a schizo...?
>>564516984which uma would be oblivious and give you constant views? which uma would do it on purpose?
>okay well check out while I samefag another thread into the groundPlease just stop.
what does NTA meanst. ESL
>>564536024>>564535674>>564535237>>564535070>>564535027>>564534827Nobody likes faggot horses fuck off.
>>564536361not that anon
>>564536361Northern Trade Agreement
>>564536361Not That Almond
>>564536317meant for >>564536240>>564536246
nuh i'm nta BUT i believe the same retarded shit as this other anon and also type exactly the same wayyou just have to believe me i'm NTA
>>564536361not that asshole
>>564536361narita top abs
>>564536361almoNdT Ai
>I have given up on CM (again)>After the first 5 races, I will run 10 careers a day to make aces (again)
>>564534416>She needs a year 5 alt like Bakushin and Taiki that gives her some loveBest Cygays can do is punish her with the Christmas boots. At least it made for this cute video
>>564524194I got 3 days for calling a resident schizo a loser who's still jobless 4 years later and that in the meantime I've almost graduated uni. I guess the janny overseeing took that personally and banned me for instigating kek. Well, it's not like I don't know how to clear my cookies and spoof my mac
>>564536174cute!
Why does this shit always happen when SEA wakes up
>>564536456Sex, but would be better if it were anatomically correct
>>564536361Narita Top Abs
Is there horsey race for weekend
>>564536635Peak.
>>564536583the NTR faggot has nothing to do other than samefag and give bad advice on purpose because he failed to be a respected thread celebrity, and yes he's brown
>>564536474>>564536453>>564536441>>564536410>>564536401I ask a question and you guys make fun of me.DIE
>>564536517Smooching Chrono
>>564536661the derby trial that has never produced a derby winner is on saturday, and all of the hong kong races are on sunday.
>>564536583my brother in christ its 5am here
>>564536661While the G1 races this weekend are all in Hong Kong, there will still be other races run in Japan, among them 3 G2s:TV Tokyo Hai Aoba Sho (Saturday 15:45 JST), 3YO only, 2400m Turf, Trial for Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)Sankei Sports Sho Flora Stakes (Sunday 15:45 JST), 3YO fillies only, 2000m Turf, Trial for Yushun Himba (Japanese Oaks)Yomiuri Milers Cup (Sunday 15:30 JST), 4YO and older only, 1600m Turf, Trial for Yasuda KinenThe G1s in HK are:G1 Chairman’s Sprint PrizeG1 FWD Champions MileG1 FWD QEII Cup
>>564536784one of those told you the truth, which it was I shan't tell
>>564536869Aoba sho?
bratty fine posters need correction
>>564536784i will ALWAYS make fun of ESL nuthing personnel
>Satono Reve is racing against thisholy fuck
>>564536936Yes. The actual derby trial that has produced derby winners is the Kyoto Shinbun Hai iirc which Bereshit is running in instead of this one
>>564536891gotta get up early to get the fruit cart ready
>>564536994fuck off
>>564536780Do you ever stop thinking about him?Because I have a lot of respect for the guy, since his mere existence is enough to make you have a melty. Imagine having that much power
Fucking grim...
>>564536980He also lost his horseshoe again on his gallop yesterday. And then he also drew the outermost gate on top of that. The Satono Curse working overtime to fuck him over this time it seems (not that he stands a chance against Ka Ying Rising but still)
>>564537208Yeah you used that same image in the melty yesterday buddy you're not slick
>>564536869I shouldn't know that this is the Aoba Sho despite never looking it up beforehand. I think it might be over for me. I'm even starting to remember the names of horses that are neither umas nor Japanese...
>talking in third person to defe yourself againget new material brownoid
>>564537208Your mere existence makes me smile
>>564537217>not even 500g>nearly 7 buckslollmaopork is better
>>564537269it would be a huge upset if Reve wins, I'm still supporting him till the endplease don't let his horseshoe fall during the actual race
>>564537208Got him seething with that one.
>>564537208that is fucking pathetic dude.
>>564537458ZE JUICE DID THIS WITH THEIR CHI
No one man should have all that power.He should give it to me instead.
>>564537306That's intended
>700 posts>only 7 image slots leftyou better treasure them
>>564537306Everyone knows who is Frankel or Secretariat
>>564533971Run ended up going quite well, but no wit rainbows or fast learner means no SS. An upgrade over my current Brian though for sure so I guess I'll throw her in some rooms and see what happens
>>564537605
>>564537605aaaaaaaaaa im weak to "imagine" posts
>>564537737
>>564537761Who the fuck is Frankel
>>564537208Guaranteed instant replies kek
>>564537810Implied sex images are so hot
The last image is mine Spiderman.
>>564537810>>564537605great, now I wanna jerk off (in peace, alone, fuck off faggots).
Kys Pasafag.
>>564538025I can help
>>564537863This guyhe tapped Vodka btw
>>564537217You are welcome
>>564538106He's literally me...
>>564538061I said fuck off, tranny
>>564538147thanks chiyoposter
>>564538106I'll remember him as the coolest stallion to ever live...
*punches you*
STOP WITH THE IMAGES
someone bake before the NTRfaggot does and fucks me in the ass i'm already prolapses from taking his dick
>>564538203*shows her something cute*
>>564538147>le orange man wonholy shit get over it charlie, stop forcing /pol/ autism all the time
>>564535973>NTRanon is comfily playing jiggie with his jiggie dacchis>meanwhile anons are having a melty because of a falseflagger>that wasn't the first time that happenedbwos I'm starting to think ntrfag might not be the problem...
>>564538313This, too, is training.
I love Super Creek.
>>564538397and you are noticing just now? after all the antijp and scatjeet posting that happened?
I am the worst poster in this thread in terms of post quality and legibility, not schizophrenia.
>>564538397Proof it's him?
>Avatarfag finally got bannedMODS=GODS
>>564538652>
I'm horny
IMAGE LIMIT REACHEDnow youll never see the funniest and most erotic uma comic ever
>>564538652as if banning legit schizos like that dude actually does anything
>>564538652you zoomer are VERY easily impressed
>>564538873>>564538873>>564538873It is called an image board for a reasonRemove the image limit
>>564536784it's not that anonwhen you're replying to a quotepost of something but you want to make it clear you're not the person who made the original comment. DUMB ORB
NEW>>564539014>>564539014>>564539014
>>564538932I am calling you a retard primarily to fill a post slot, but also because you are one
>>564538932>>564539029Uh oh!
I don't know what thread to post in....
>>564539029>>564538932bravo retards
>>564538932>>564539029retards
Two more slots
I don't think so
>>564538397Of course he isn't the problem but he is a (mild) problem nonetheless. He often gives bad advice and spreads misinfo to newcuties while avatarfagging to maintain the identity of a JP veteran. Because he insists on not using a trip, the best I can do to filter him + the schizo is to filter every single Topro image posted
>>564513886FUCK YOU
