Previously: >>564555568>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Yae
Grok, which Uma should I make my wife?
It doesn't get better than this.
orange wife
The cat was the photographer
THE SOULLESS>THE SOULLESSTHE SOULLESS>THE SOULLESSTHE SOULLESS>THE SOULLESS
>>564571752Don't let the festive nature of Oguri distract you from the fact that if losing, she wins.
I think we should be allowed to eat the last place umamusume
>steak was $15 a lb at the grocer>decided to cheap out and buy one that's like 60% of the price>it tastes like assI should have just bought the expensive ribeye instead of trying to cope.
https://poal.me/1hgne7https://poal.me/1hgne7https://poal.me/1hgne7
>>564571850>>564571902>>564571752Ogurin Cap as in peak cute
>>564571981Pork steak is like $2.00 a pound.
>>564572057Pork tastes like human meat.
>>564572009Seeds are based on the servers’ internal clockThat’s also why they expire at reset and you see people end up having bad runs all at once
RICE LOVEI'm no longer a SS virgin
HOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARKREAD THIS NOWFAST FAST FAST
S turf but 200 less wit vs 80 less power but have head-one and one generic corner skill?
>>564571981>California hours>Post California pricesYou deserve it
>>564572009Not this game but I found that when I played KanColle during salaryman hours my RNG was better. Sadly this is the global server so that probably does not work.
>>564572189you're the only gaslightnigger I'll love
>2 bakes>jp op>earlywhere's ntr anon when we need a proper baker
>>564571701Ugly boy
>>564572521Samefagging doesn't make people like you.
>>564572156And? You're allowed to season your meat you know.
only people not running hogbuhi can reply to this post with their wr
>>564572156Doesn't eating human meat put holes in your brain or something
>>564572202I don't deserve it
>>564571701Beautiful girl
Fucking my trainee is fine, but I don't have to take responsibility for any children right?
>>564572690I think that's from eating human brains. uma brains should be safe.
>>564572165YOU ARE A VILLAINHOW DARE YOU STEAL BOBO'S TRIPLE CROWN YET AGAIN
>>564572786NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I don't think I can finish this shit, bros. Mant sucks so much ass. I can't even stand trying to finish one once I know it has no S distance and fast learner.
she's stuck doing that face
what the fuarrk my first 2 races and i got 2 xoguri opps
According to you I love gaslighting. Then explain this.
>>564572786you have to take primary care of them until her racing career is over
>>564572690That's true, I'd not recommend eating human meat.
>>564572864Golshi week starts in a few days along with the cheer event. Just wait it out.
>>564572718
holy soulless
>>564572864just do URA runs
>>564572883I would let Dream Journey gaslight me.
>>564572960I'm using my daily pulls on her banner but nothing so far.
>>564572690Only human and monkey brains sometimesMost other tissue is fine, but not very tasty
I was able to fix my TT team again after hitting the autopick and fucking everything upsemen successfully retained
>>564572864You can rest every turn until you fail the run at the end of junior year.
>>564573054It's not Friday yet you disgusting EST barbarian.
DO NOT EAT HUMAN MEAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO NOT EAT BRAINS OF ANY TYPE HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING AT SCHOOL STUPID ASS GOYIM HOLY SHIT STOP SKIPPING CLASS AYABE I WILL RAPE YOUR TORENA
>>564573164Cow and pig brains are delicious what are you even talking about
>>564573076People waste carats on daily pulls?
>>564573164Not even a little human brains as a treat?
>>564573164Hmm…tastes like prion disease
why are the cm opponents so much harder??
>>564573235I am very lucky so yes.
>>564573253only when chilled and served inside the skull like in temple of doom... but you have to share with the thread!
>Oh, you're the new trainer?>Haha, yeah... no idea why Trainers at tracen keep disappearing... On an unrelated note, what's your IQ?
>>564572883That's a man
>>564573076May your luck improve
>>564573235What would you do instead? Use them like normal carats and pay 3x as much?
>>564573340game is dying
>>564572801
CYGAMES! give Xoguris skill a negative effect like tahbo and my first born is yours!
>>564573164How the fuck am I supposed to get smarter if I don't eat brains?
>>564573340old game smaller pool. Most got filtered by the first two maybe 3, long usually makes people crash out too so lost a bunch there I'm sure and TB has always had the hardest drop off historically
yay i won with my oshis!
>>564573340>great mood tests vs random ass moodGee I wonder...
>>564573398She's racist and proud
>>564573501
>>564573398I'll have you know I scored a 85 on my IQ test. That's a B and only 15 points away from a perfect score.
>>564573398That was funny, but this joke would be funnier with the JP niggumas
>>564573601pregnant and proud
>>564573340not worrying about stam so 3 capped stats and only autists are playing thanks to mant
>>564573732>have to wait years until the next uma release with a pregnancy ending
Nishino will win Aries Cup for me
>>564572189Never understood the point of these kind of posts
>>564573557Oguri should get more WIT from doing this
>>564573869cute furawa
>>564573413Why would you say something like that just to upset me
Epstein hour.
Golshi game
>>564573869cute and sovl team
>>564573960cute dog
girl is all S...
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>564573620urara doesn't need to worry, it's not like she's got any brains to eat. now, flash on the other hand...
i lost a goldshit, vf really is a fraud not shilling godship for this cm
>>564573375That scene disgusts me.
>finemo shows up in the first 4 turns>gives me prepared to pass>instantly abandon run
>>564574014why are you getting nakey?
>>564574046Holy Shiroaki-sama...
>>564573420Yaeno Cuteki...
Somebody give me the Oguri MANT schedule
>>564574098why do you hate authentic indian cuisine?
>>564571701she's really cute
>>564574306Special Week has been teaching me things.
IF YOU ARE NOT FIRSTYOU ARE LAST RRRRAAAAAGGGHHHHHH
>>564573989god I want to be trafficked to Epsatono Island
>>564574289Run the witdude schedule
>>564574474Winrate for each of them? I'm thinking of bringing Falco as my 3rd front to replace my subpar hoguri but I need turf sparks...
Did you win?
>>564574046I made a Rudolf for a CM once that had triple S. Only time I've ever seen it. I've seen double S less than 5 times ever playing this game
>>564574306I enjoy my indian food when it’s not cooked by indians
kingu love
>>564574098I thought the brains part was funny as a kid because the monkey head looked goofy but when they cut open the snake and start eating the live baby snakes... that was pretty fucked up
>>564574046>Triple S>Triple 1200>Triple 6 StaminaEVIL UMA
>>564573959No flatties
>>564573960She'll reproduce more blonde hair, blue eyed umas.
Why would anyone choose Ogurishit as their oshi
let me get this straight, so mant was made solely because of the delay issues from gl but that issue isnt actually present in global and we still get 4 months of mant? when current jp scens last for 4 month?is management really doing this nigger schedule because of quarterly kpis?
>>564574727Kinda...not reallyI'm actually a little concerned about that last 1-4 set
>>564575240I really like her anime and she is a good person. Oguri Cap was also a fuarking hero.
>>564574748go ahead wash your hand in my foodgo ahead put your foot in my food
>>564575240feeding fetish
If you got a 5-5 streak get in here990860139908601399086013
>>564575240she cute
>>564571701cute
I have a job interview later. I hope it's succesful so that I can start putting in some of my earnings into my Laurel funds for when her banner drops
>>564575626>retarded>cute
GOOD MORNING /UMA/
>>564575090I implore you reconsider. There is beauty in flat chests too.
>>564575664mean
100% of my races, all fucking 20 of em had Christmas OguriAnd only ONE was I the one with the highest ranking umas. Looks like the casuals literally left and only the whales are left. This is pretty miserable. I think this solidifies that I'm going to try to play open league next CM. Hopefully it is bumped up to A+ and I can play Aoharu and have fun again.
>>564575575aiee, the pace ryan ult almost worked
>>564575652Good luck anon
>>564575609
>>564575575Okay that Digitan is demonic, she came all the way down from 8
>>564575954Please kill yourself.
>>564575954Me inside her
>>564575810
been busy, but throwing a random xoguri cap run before I do my CM races today. Any suggestions for the last spot in my deck, and the borrow? Only other gacha SSR card I have at MLB is Super Creek, which I don't think I need here. I have all the event cards, I don't have the latest story event SSR, but I have all the SRs.
>>564575954Oguri wouldn't act like this
>>564574046My Suzuka was triple S during Scorpio She didn't have max speed but still it was fun
>>564575652good luck, anon!
>>564575992OMG! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) The Final Sprint!
>see rival X Oguri>5 recoveries
>>564574657sorry I was out having lunchIt's all maruzenskyBobo is pretty strong but she isn't standout enough to consistently beat smaru and gets regulated to struggling duty at best, and kita is actually a gambler option because if she wins the pacemaker roulette, and maintain it after tthe ungodly amounts of midrace smaru and bobo has, AND ults and take angling, it's GG
>>564576075SR Tachyon + Borrow Top Road
>>564576123How can I play at 60fps on my phone
>>564576013no
>>564574735Double S Taiki carried my ass during the Dirt CM
>>564576013but then oguri will be left a single mother
>>564576123I would chase after Daisca if I ever caught a whiff or her pheromones too
>>564576050are you an uma musume or a worthless boy
>>564576313Umamusuko
>>564576287Can't be a mom if she eats it.
>>564576075Maybe wit agnes with NTR borrow? Might need power legacies though...
All of you virgins need to get laid.
>>564576267why did this make my dick twitch
>>564576464then hook me up with a /uma/bf
anal sex isnt real sex
You can't lose if you eat the competition
>>564575810Does Teio even love trainer, or she is just an attention seeking brat?
>>564576449sounds good, I'm full Power legacy
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>564576728
>>564576512>/uma/bfNo such thing exists
>analThats highly homosexual
They call them...the Cinderella Grays.
>>564576797thats because you havent found yours, virgin.
>>564576512We are all each others /uma/bf
>>564576834Sweet
>>564576940im not a slut
I still yet have to see proof /uma/ bf exists
I fumbled Admire in the last cup so I wanted to see her run in this one, she's finally winning races. She's cool.
big uma tits flopping around
Just finished my first match5/5 xOguri wins
A+ open league when? its kinda finicky to build B graded umas
Are my recovery skills for Xoguri Hydrate, Corner Recovery, Triple 7, and U=Ma2? As in, take all four right?
>>564577241Correct
>>564577181
>>564577241For this CM yesFor next CM no
>ace quality has actually decreased since Unity because runs take too long and I can't be bothered to grind for the perfect uma
flat uma tits in my mouth
I mean I knew S Turf S Medium Seiun Sky would be overpowered but good lord. Poor Grass really needs S medium to win, but she's only here until I get Cheerleader Nature so I didn't bother.Also only saw one XOguri win so far, Biwa even out-muscled one that popped Festive Miracle and NSM
>>564577263>>564577320Yea for this CM, thanks, hope I get the Corner Recovery hint
>>564577320Whats the Ogurin play for the next cm?
>>564577398>flat breastsThat’s too lewd anon…
Sloptuber: xOgUrI iS oP and will dominate this cm>loses to goldshit, vbourbon, satono diamond
>>564573340Paypigs who average SS-SS+ umas have it easy. This is the first scenario where f2ps can slowly feel being less competitiveRemember back then were competiting with A+ vs S umas of paypigs, nowadays its S+ vs SS+ and UGs thats 2-3 letter grade difference comapared to the former scenario
chiyoposting should be bannable
>>564577593beating A rank oguris don't count bwo
>used 4 clocks already before classic year even began with these statsI fucking hate this trash scenario
>>564577550
>>564577649>paypigs who average SS-SS+just admit you are retarded
A Group get!
>>564577783now let's see the skills
>>564577783Now do a run yourself with that same deck and post it
So uhhh I guess a UG run is when this just happens 4 turns in a row or something huh
>>564577679>you keep losing to an uma with 0 accel skills and 80 stam and 120 pwrits like the game doesnt know how to handle you actually winning and it keeps throwing the race for no reason
>>564577783Disingenuous fuckPosting 1 in 10,000 high rolls is not indicative of the average you cunt.
Good queuing hours.
>>564576123So this is what 60fps looks like
is Firm Course Menace worth it
>>564577353>564576728I don't even have aces, I'm running TT umas. At least I managed to qualify for Group B. None of them are even from my medium squad because it's my weakest one.
>>564577864Opera is funny. I love her.
>>564577783wouldnt this uma have the shittiest skills ever?
>>564577938Yes.
>>564577783this pic is bullshit, even if it's real. that's an insane high roll that really shouldn't be used as standard, a freaking 0.1% run evenI don't agree with quoted anon tho
>>564577975>>564577834you're supposed to inherit your skills bwoback to the parent mines with you
>>564572194S turf is like 10÷ more str, so it's like having 1230 str
>hoguri x2 + grass/natie debuffers x2>hoguri x2 + grass x2/rudolf/Natie debuffers>hoguri x2 + golshit + grass x2/air groove debuffers>Tama + OG Maya + Maccy + Taishin + El + Suzuka (sovl)>hoguri x2 + grass/natie x2/tachy debuffersWtf is wrong with peopleWhat's the point of winning if you're gonna use soulless metabuhi umas + soulless debuffersWhy not try winning with your oshis
>>564577983given no stat overcap it also means it was done specifically to have the highest rating possible, so it's full of cheap vision skills tooso yea its disgenuine faggotry as expected
>>564577864A UG run is when you have 1000 of a stat by the end of Classic YearGuts decks might work differently though
>>564577783yeah bro just make 3 god tier ss parents too, that's easy
>>564577864no. that's what a run where you overcap speed in summer camp would look like. because you ran three speed cards. and the rest of your stats are suffering for it.
>>564577982what if if I have to choose between borrowing topro and finemo
>>564576123>holycrap_binoculars_digitan.png
>>564578179Yeah but this is the first time it's ever happened like that. Notice that was the last turn of summer camp and if I didn't literally hit +150 speed on that training I would've been behind the curve.
>>564578251Borrow TopRo.
>fails training>bitchshinzawa comes in and salts the woundwhat teh FUCK
Chiyo actually clutched a room with 5 fronts where Xoguri late started and ate shit. Never rely on a single ace
Brawn always loses to Brian.
Japs are noooticing more
>>5645781793 speed is fine though
>>564578125My oshi will be released in 2 years
>>564578125honestly just skip everything its so boring to see the same race 15 times
>finemo didn't even bother getting to rainbow and the run is almost over
>>564578383well the solution to this is to change her design from a dyke to a cute girl
>>564578513She tends to do that with her bitchass 35 special prio
Should I play Sakura Wars?
>>564578383Fuck Mayano. Vodka and Daisca deserve to be the next protagonists
>>564578383Unfortunately the influx of thirdoid xitter fans hate the early seasons because it doesn't have pretty colors like the movie
>>564578382Oguri CRAP as in SHIT
5 out of 20 rooms didn't have a front runner15 out of 20 rooms were won by my xOguri5 out of 20 rooms were won by opponent xOguri0 out of 20 rooms were won by someone other than xOguri
>>564578125I'm running it because of Luna and her wife
>>564578785I won 19 roomsXO won 16 roomsMy other umas won 3The lone uma I lost to was Ballroom sieun
What's the latest working build of Sweepy?
>>56457878515 out of 20 rooms were won by my triple front2 other were won by a different front3 were won by a hog
I'm starting to think there are multiple gay chiyoposters
>>564578530explain why pokke became a protagonist then
*snickering*And get this thenOguri eats A LOTAND GETS BIG ABD ROUND!!!!
How about you fags stop shitposting and do a MANT run.
She's gonna proc her ult for sure!
>>564579147It always me laugh. I love Ogurin.
>>564579135shes gyaru and not a dyke
How do we stop the Oguri menace?
>>564579236the annihilator of frontkeks
lates are bad
>>564579346We all run 3 front
>>564579135Pokke feels less like a protagonist than NTR lmao, BOANE is Tachyon's movie while the other 3 just fuck around
>>564579346triple dominator
>>564579346Marry her.
>>564579412Least delusional tachyonfagOh sorry, I meant Agnesfag
>>564579125There are Chiyos lurking around every corner
CURREN WHROE
>>564579420True, if she's constantly pregnant she can't run
>>564579234I'd rather kill myself than do a MANT run.
good morning umadacchi
>>564579401this works until one of them brings nimnav
Uma for this feel?
Man, why do I keep not getting 1st in random G1s with Xoguri in career... This shit sucks
>>564579452Tachyon got all the hype moments and aura tiktok edits while Jungle Pocket got nothing but forgotten, she's not even part of group they use for promo material sorry bro but your boyfaggot had her spotlight completely stolen
>>564579346our HERO Orferve rapes her
>>5645780825*
40 out of my 50 cakes were cooked properlyOguri ate 40 out of 40 of themThat's as many as four tensAnd that's terrible
>>564579549>muh tiktok editsTachyonfags would really stoop this low huh
>>564579521what the hell I LITERALLY just got up too...synced
oyersumi
>>564579521>>564579682boyfriends
>>564579739Oh yeah? Sue me, I dare you.
Post something retarded
>>564579670it's called public perception buddyeven people below secondaries who only know uma musume because of stuff like tiktok edits know who Tachyon, I mean Agnes, is, while no one knows about jungle Pocket despite being the protagonist of the movie
Let me have some brains. As a treat.
>>564579629I chuckled
oguri plap doesnt even have a cool edit like tachyon or tmopera. she really is a fraud huh
>>564579786
>>564579682woah... good morning dacchi
How much Stamina does XOguri need? Since she has so many recoveries she gets away with less right
>>564579827>people who only saw tiktoks of a certain character only recognize said certain character and not characters that didn't show up in the tiktok editsWoah.......................
>>564579915I seen oxguri get away with 500 stamina
>>564579969Why do zoomers love to state the obvious as a grand revelation
>>564579893morning morninggg~friday too!! hypeee
uma you'd rape?
>>564579403A rare extra-sexy Rice image that does not seem out of character.
You wouldn't Make a Mejiro
>>564580042friYAY!!!!
>>564578383That was their own fault, they made her too dependent to Scarlet, and sometimes she seems more like a foid to other characters than a character in her own right.
>>564579891So cool, I hate running umas solely for parenting, but I should have made an exception for her.
>>564579818You don't need gw on longs and mediums
Leave xoguri to me...
>>564580145Just how the Scarlet owner wants it to be
lol
thinking about it it's really tragic how poorly done the BOANE cast was. Dantsu has like 4 lines of dialogue, Cafe's subplot with sundayman never gets resolved, Opera appears a total of 2 minutes only to job, Pokke's VA fails miserably at conveying her emotions especially during the screaming scene, and Tachyon's tragedy means nothing when she comes back last minute to sing and danceonly Fuji Kiseki and her husband were handled right
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>564579818Heheh, if you won, you didn't win
>>564580339I did 4 runs yesterday time to take a break
>>564580339to snag a /uma/bf duh
>>564580135THE MIND READER.............I wanted to say that but thought it would TOO much for you this early, glad to see it
Is Radiant Star good in Aries CM?
>>564580326you're right about everything, except about Jungle's VA. she did an amazing job
I haven't done a run in 4 days hope danchou isn't mad I'll do my CM aces tomorrow I promise
>>564580339I booted up frostpunk 2 and 5 hours just vanished and now im watching slavs review old RTS games ive never heard of before bed.
>holy shit is that an SS rank????>BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>564580494If you proc it right it gives you the equivalent of Xogs ult on any of your aces but the window is extremely short for that
Stop it Fuji-san...why are you smiling at me like that....
slay the spire2 is more popular than uma musume.... a shitty card game without girls... what went wrong?
>>564580468absolutely synced today
NIGGA FUCK THIS GAME
>>564580604Shouldn't you be doing this in the shadowverse thread if it's a card game?
>>564580604coop that goes up to 4 players
>>564580668>got rocketed
>>564580631completely and utterly synced
>>564580685I absolutely do not get coop in this game
>>564580668I'm amazed
>>564580790That's literally me
>>564580735
>>564580668>A+what
>>564580668cute lobby
If you were held at gunpoint (or for the most likely quite large amount of you that are suicidal threatened with immortality) how would you build a Late Surger for CM13?Hypothetically speaking
>>564580545nobody says this
>>564580668is your uma a Suzuka? lmao
>>564580468/uma/ BF that looks like Aichan?
>>564580604But it has girls
I like feet. Umas for me?
>>564580870DominatorBeyondPumpMaru ultPray
>>564580750I watched my friends play it in a call. Apparently synergy between characters and their cards combo well if you coordinate. I'm not a slayer or a pick 3 person unless its a mechanic apart of a game I already play.
>>564580604>no dogshit RNG>devs actually respect the players>devs aren't kikes>doesn't have an accelerated schedule without any compensation except the barest of minimumsGee I wonder why
>>564580870slap dober and maru unique on a late surger
https://x.com/i/status/2047500859484025119STOP THEN BIBROSS FAVORITISM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFZ1vAUo7RQ
19 items, 0 energy recovery, 0 charmsnice game retards
>>564581141Like what others always say>you have more freedom in MANT and less RNG
https://jiggie.fun/UrCbgEhttps://jiggie.fun/UrCbgE-https://jiggie.fun/UrCbgE
>>564581141just press the rest button BWO
its not looking good brosits looking like ill just get the participation award for CM12
>>564580668>A+>Daiwa rocketcute lobby
>>564581256ur cute
>>564581340Stop flirting with anons
>>564581381You would deny me my existence?
The rape squad is going in now! Hoping I will not become the raped. Already see two xoguris in the first match
>>564581381Stop being so cute then.
>>564581430I want you gone forever.
>>564581430Nobody flirts with you...
>>564581480Isn't that a Portal song?
uhhhh
>>564581654that's not a goat that's an umamusume I'm reporting this bug to Cygames
>>564580878some bullshit
umas for this feel
>>564581654how is this thing activating Festive Miracle?
Zenno Rob Roy when?Why is she considered a daughter?
>>564581654SOUL
>me getting ready to flirt with some anons
>>564581746Nakayama Festa
>>564581717I realized that even between fronts there is still going to be a promoted one and that one takes a lot to steal the 1st place from. Front heavy rooms are just prone to your fronts getting buried in the back
Dia-chan...???
>>564581768no one says that
I'm done fucking Mirako tenga, spurter 6 times, a bit tired today I guess
>>564581717not gonna lie that's some funny shit
>>564581654>>564581753radiant star will carry
>>564581892Me on the right
>>564581847pictures?
>>564581768>Why is she considered a daughter?By who? She's one of /uma/'s designated paizuri sluts, alongside Inari One and Marvelous Sunday.
>>564581926What the FUCK
>>564581746Jordan unironically
I don't think I have ever seen a single Stinko Windy fag
I'm gonna need to either make a new forehead princess or sub in Seiun Sky so these Ogurins stop getting pace promoted...Also the captchas suck ass again
>new CM drops>ITS LE OVER FOR LE F2P BWOS THIS TIME FOR SURE PAYPIGS WON F2P CAN'T NYOT LE COMPETE LE GAME IS DEAD ENJOY UGS GWO THIS TIME FOR SURE LE GREAT FILTER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER>next CM drops>ITS LE OVER FOR LE F2P BWOS THIS TIME FOR SURE PAYPIGS WON F2P CAN'T NYOT LE COMPETE LE GAME IS DEAD ENJOY UGS GWO THIS TIME FOR SURE LE GREAT FILTER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER
>>564582030chinpo windy
>run out of resets>classic Yasuda 2nd>classic QEII 3rd (Tiara route)>classic Mile Championship 13th>Give Upwell that's 30 minutes of my life i'll never get back
>>564581847>open app>gets disappointed
>>564581780Are you ready now, Nonny? I'm gonna scoot over to you, okie?~
>>564582041if your Teio doesn't have groundwork, it was pretty dumb of you not going with a front
>>564582120Its always like that isn't it
>>564582129Wait, I haven't even prepared the best way to break the ice, this is too much pressure.
>>564582172woah
Tachy's chibi looks so silly with her oversized sleeves
>>564582172Laisu looks so molestable here... so cute...
>>564581851video?
>>564582172I'm going in
>>564581846realized? ive been suffering because of shit like this since i started preparing for pisces and i still ended up getting 3rd in that because my final lobby had 6 fucking fronts
>>564582076this but unironicallydoto would say this
>>564582151>groundworkNah, this is triple late surger gamba, pace is completely worthless if you're not Oguri, I realized that early onWorks well enough but zero front lobbies are a wash, I'll have to see about Seiun or if I just wanna cope, not like she'd win in a zero front lobby either but at least she'd hold Oguri back
>>564581851proof?
>>564582301it's not as bad in pisces because after poskeep ends there's a huuuuggee stretch of midrace for you to steal back positions + the fact that velocity skills matter more than accels + the only late race accel is victory cheer
>>564581892me on the left
>>564582214Shhh... Just relax, Nonny. Let me take the lead. Don't worry, we'll take it slow. Let's start by holding hands.
noooooo no no no no I don't wanna be in group A i won't win a single match get me out get me out GET ME OOOUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
>>564582517bro is 0.4 accel and unreliable
>>564581768i don't know about you but i want to make a soccer team with her
>>564582560you need but win once
>>564582560>xoguri, vbobo, smaru???
>>564582551>nonny
>>564582551A-Alright, I'm coming in.
https://x.com/zozojp/status/2047512915008528635They have a collab with a clothing store, with a cool looking Agnes Tachyon jacket, with this inside. Grass-sama translate it, onegai.They also have a Durandal one with english.
>>564582172Laisu did this on purposeWHICH IS WHY SHE'S TELLING ME TO DO IT
>>564582078right, would you let Windy near your intact penis? I sure as hell wouldn't
I need healing
>>564582630that's the team he BEAThe's gonna be fineI think
>>564582084next run and i'm already out of resets at the end of junior year, all the resets were from getting horrendously blocked as well (6th, 6th, 4th, 7th, 4th)my late surger runs were never THIS bricked before, what the fuck
>>564582373My Teio works just fine as Pace but also maybe because it's Round 1. She was able to defeat some XOguri, and one UG XOguri.
My dick is very sore todayAnd so is my ass after getting gaped by xoguri every single cm attempt
post something sleepy
>>564582964
>>564582964She's just resting up so she's good to go when her anime comes out!
>take got mad at the crowd because they spooked marbelous when he was riding him and he almost crashed
>>564582716Attaboy. Does this feel good? Are you a good boy?
hors
Maybe doing well in cm just isnt for me
>>564583114hors?
I want to draw goona of my favorite uma but can't think of any good situation or pose
>>564583160Me and my bwo
>>564583232Draw something wholesome and sfw instead
>>564583164
>>564583164hmmm hons
Real life horses are stupid
>>564583296mmm nyo
>>564583126At least you have a big cock Daiwabro
>>564583304>>564583330Close-up shots of horses are always funny
>>564582842>Oaks 3rd2nd run in a row doored, jesus fucking christ grass wonder how are you this retarded
>>564583415>>564583330>>564583304weird dogs
>>564583054I'm not getting the playful teasing, but the hand-holding is okay.
>>564583353Matikanes are stupid too
Cut the flirting out or I will do something drastic. I will put your favorite uma on the slide
>>564582030She's my solid #3 fav
>>564583114GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>564583760>mood down>energy +100
when digitan gives me umastan for free
Damn my neighbor killed himself, cops are going door by door. I think I'll have ramen noodles tonight from a cupYeppers
>>564583760oh you can tell he fucking loved that
>>564583829Looks more like energy +100 and mood up
>finally realizing just how much front runners eat shit to their stamina bar because of spot struggleOh next CM is gonna be rough
What the fuck is this shop Tazuna
How was your first day?
>>564583415Horses just strike a great balance between being cool/impressive and silly/cute.Any other /an/ fags around?
>>564584064I forget the event was happening and didn't race yet
>>564583965is this uma ntr
>>564584159No rape, okay?
>>564583965>>564584121
can i just reuse my cm12 aces for cm13 since it's going to be mediumslop again?
>>564584292nyostart putting in the redshifts
>>564583402True, but Id like to use it to rape all xoguri abusers in this case
>>564584292Yes. But they won't be as good.
Digitan LOVE
>>564584292red shift becomes live and you need more stamina than this cmso the answer is maybe but probably not
>>564584292If you accidentally put in some Red Shifts and somehow overstammed on cm12 by, like, 200 and threw in a gold heal at the last second, sure.
Horses are friends!
>>564584460Sweaty nature feet...
>>564584159
Dia-chan has hairy pubes
>>564584374the gaki who rakus or something
I'm going to bed. The next Uma posted is who I sleep with.
>>564584212>actually looking at them because she smelled her toreina kek
>>564584576
Ryan is so ugly
Ryan is so sexy
Im surprised theres no art of umas getting branded, maybe its a bit too extreme but freeze branding exists and is painlessWould you brand your uma with a personal logo, /uma/?
>>564584731This is the one
Ryan is so love
do I use a stam card for CM13can I finally use my creek again
>>564584745>is painlessI have doubts
>>564584745It's the other way around, Anon. They brand and mark the trainers.
Around mares be awa
>>564584745I'd do it desu
>>564584840better off using a fuckton of stam sparks and a power card
>>564584783Ryan was a good horse...
>>564584841it's kind of in the same pain range as a blood test
>>564584630Why are you ruining his night you asshole.
>>564584954you forgot your oguri pic
>>564584840Power raisu is back
>>564584997Ryan has been causing problems everywhere because she's in heat and is too dumb to get a trainer. We had to sacrifice someone.
>>564584841I think they use liquid nitrogen so the branding iron is so cold the skin's pain receptors just lose all sense If you watch a video of it being done the horse barely reacts
>>564584212which horse is this
I made Smaru and Kitasan aces as I like them. 17k rating with all the needed skills. They didn't win at all. I made a backup hoguri, 15.8k rating. She gave me all my wins (45%). I'm feeling demotivated and thinking about making dominator grass and tachyon to replace my wives.
>>564585117Freedom Writer.
eye hurtsexpecting a phone call too so can't go sleepshould do fun guts run maybe
>>564585095I've been exposed to that stuff and it can hurt a lot, whether deep in the skin where maybe the cold isn't strong enough to block sensation, or much later during the healing process. I would expect it to cause pain for the horse during healing at least. I'm not trying to raise a fuss over animal mistreatment here though, it probably isn't a significant amount of pain. I'm just filling space
>>564578125People are NPCs with no sense of individuality. Like literally they don't care about themselves they want to be a part of the masses and blend in. These people have no soul.
>>564585298Dude got all Soren Kierkegaard over a fucking gambling videogame lmao get a life
When did they change the icon to Golshi? It was Spe before.
>>564585272*Pokes you in the eye*
shrimp
what the fuck did they do to the iconwhere's the face of the franchise...
>>564585212My smaru is sitting at 50% wr and I'm also a f2p frontfag and I also forced Falco SSR on my deck and also had to borrow a witcard >>564576216You simply have to believe and also play eurobeat while training your fronts
Hishi Amazon, and it isn't even close--(I have future sight and this is a response to a question that will be asked here a while from now)
>>564585272Get well soon, Golshi.
>>564585398Spe-chan is busy
horse hours?
Who's the second ugliest uma
>>564585491>>564585461
>>564585491Palmer
>>564585491Air Shakur. Sucks because her personality is great.
>>564585483Hors
>>564585368I know this is shitposting, but the fact that they do that in a gambling phone game with zero stakes makes it worse.
>>564585398spe's MC license expired
>>564585483Maybe?
>>564585212I tried to make Kitasan work but the problem is she's just plain bad here, and her career is a clock destroyer.You need 2 competitive fronts to make fronts work as an S+ Oguri can easily overtake anything subpar. You definitely need V.Bobo or Seiun with S.Maru.
>>564585406OWW GODD DFUCKKKK WHYYY ANONN G-GCUKCKKKKKKKKKK
Rate my CM13 team:>VBorubon>Kitasan>Default Maruzensky
>>564585212yeah just put your effort into next cm
>>564585483Horse hours.
is this a horse
>>564585610Cucked by runaway
>>564585610BoringBring something fun
>>564585483
>>564585606>G-GCUKCKKKKKKKKKKYeah, me
What the fuck is a horse
>>564585661Red Shift works <1 though so full power Maruzensky will eat her. Anyway, it's really sad that I still need 57 days for Suzuka. That's 2 months...
>>564585610Sir, CM13 is an endslop CM
>>564585398golshi week soon is probably why
What is a horse? A miserable pile of secrets!
>>564585610I don't remember posting this
beeeg
Retards
>finally get an s+ uma>wow I might even win a race in cm!>it's now full of SS+ an UGwhale game, what do I do now besides running TT
>>564585658that looks like a horse alright
>end>slopOnly if you use golshi
3 more months
>>564585658That's a good horse. Here is another horse.
>>564585818there is a surprising amount of memepicks and even A-A+s in graded.What happened? Last CM was a lot more tryhard even round 1.
>>564585553Croix is such a cute horsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz_GeyciazQ
>>564585778I'm going to wait until CB wit comes out and borrow from a whale to make a Golshi
>Ace Naturekys on the spot
>Ace Naturelive
HOEEEEEHARIGATO
Was it Kitasan who kicked his mating partner to death
>>564585936the only thing I can think of is that people see longslop and immediately retire to open league, so the only ones left in graded are sweats
>>564585936you are saying the opposite of what I am saying, anon
>>564586065
>>564586065Nyo, it was Tamamo iirc
Day 1 stats. IDK why flash can't get to the front when rudolph can. Could just be the Med A throwing.
>>564585818People simply just figured out the scenario, there were a lot less seals to club this time. If I can make this with these cards, then you can too. No medium S so I'm still farming for a better one.
>>564586019Would pony umamusume be just shorter petite girls or shortstacks
>>564584876Buena wouldn't mark her trainer.
bros it's friday
>>564586067it's medium tho
>>564586085>>564586095I underestimated his chud energy...
>>564586114Lolis. Endless amounts of lolis.
>>564586157Friday...
>>564586108>If I can make this with these cards, then you can too.clearly I can't since my best horse is s+
>>564586114loli for sure
>>564586173last CM was Pisses no? the nightmare scenario longslop?
Oisu!
Are ponies horses
For me it's unicorns
>>564586329Cuteeee
>>564586080>>564586067I remember that even qualifying for group A in pisces was a pain in the ass previous CM, especially the 2nd round was a sweatfest, and now I see a lot more oshi picks and people with their A+ and even A umas.
uniporn
umacorn
umapyoi
>>564586157
We are 100% BLACKhttps://x.com/sarakore_info/status/2047568723280605209?s=20
>>564586259There are people like that too... I remember some anons saying they only just learned how to make S umas in Aoharu after Aoharu ended.
>>564586838Croix my boy
so much honse
Doto, Dantsu and Hishi Miracle
How many Rainbow Crystal Shards are we at right now if you haven't missed a single one?
>>564587117>>564586971
>new databye sweepy bros
>10mb patchThe ban wave is here, boys.
>>564587165not sure if i missed one or more but i haven't used them, only the full SR one they gave for ayabe
>new dataNO PLEASE DON'T RIG MY MED S FAST LEARNER RUN I ALREADY ATE 5 CLOCKS
fucking dolphin porn again
WTF I WWAS PICKING SKILLS NOW I HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
I wonder what happens if you get new data during a claw machine
Wtf, why is my account gone. I only used Sweepy once...
evolved skills are in
>>564587301oh ok I'm at the same count, there's been so much going on I wasn't sure if I missed any either
>new data>oh no no no sweepybros its over le ban wave is le here oh no no no no owari da they are gonna do it goodbye sweepybros le action is le taken oh no no bros i can't let log in bros oh no no no my account how can it be wtf haha cygays finally got off its fatass no way bros holy shit >new data>oh no no no sweepybros its over le ban wave is le here oh no no no no owari da they are gonna do it goodbye sweepybros le action is le taken oh no no bros i can't let log in bros oh no no no my account how can it be wtf haha cygays finally got off its fatass no way bros holy shit >new data>oh no no no sweepybros its over le ban wave is le here oh no no no no owari da they are gonna do it goodbye sweepybros le action is le taken oh no no bros i can't let log in bros oh no no no my account how can it be wtf haha cygays finally got off its fatass no way bros holy shit >new data>oh no no no sweepybros its over le ban wave is le here oh no no no no owari da they are gonna do it goodbye sweepybros le action is le taken oh no no bros i can't let log in bros oh no no no my account how can it be wtf haha cygays finally got off its fatass no way bros holy shit
>>564587428WTF ISREAL
Evolved bans just dropped
hehe melty
what a shitshow
>>564587304Please don't do this to me.
My cock just evolved.
>>564587613big if true
>>564587613congrats on getting ur adult penis
>>564587592WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE STOP
>>564587675Thank you, it took a while to insert it down my own ass but it's worth it
>>564587698owari
>>564587570>OguriKys soulless freak
>>564587462good to know then>there's been so much going on I wasn't sure if I missed any eithersame, i forgot to finish the carnival event full, i just bought everything up to the statues but sadly forgot the star pieces, from now on i'm never letting this event for the last minute
Damn, I had a 100% WR in the first 10 races and then shat the bed...still pretty funny to see how most of the time she was too far ahead to use accels/unique and won anyways.
This Grass i pulled out of my ass today performed better than all of the Hoguris I trained for the last 2 weeks
I'm sorry, little ones
All those megs to get ready to give out those carats, I see.
A lot of trainers that have S/S+ umas at best. Are we just esports and not casuals? I feel kinda bad robbing them from the chance of winning, especially because I use Xoguri. I know there are some umas with UG out there, but I've met only one. And she jobbed.
wtf eden got banned
>>564587985all of them?
Is Doggystyle the proper way to "ride" your uma? Which position would be the best analogy for riding horses?
>>564587938most people even here have S/S+ umasthat's why we call SS buhi tier especially on longer racesthe same 7 guys saying that F2P should have mlb kita + finemo + creek aren't really the standard.and you aren't stealing anyone's wins. You're simply guiding them back to their correct matchmaking bracket
>>564587938if you're here you're esports i'm afraidthe average torena is getting A+ in MANT if they're bad and S+ if they're okay and stand absolutely zero chance of beating the average hannukahguriS/S+ is still enough to win, that said
Guys.. check the umamusume icon in your taskbar..
>>564587938Don't worry, they're getting wins from my sovlless comp, I'm doing my duty of being the sacrifice to get more worthy torenas in. >>564557943
[sad news] dahbyposter dragged mambodancho in hell
>>564587938The average player is not very good at Uma. Most casuals will be sitting in the S+ range because they either dont have the cards to get SS consistently or simply dont play enough to get a decent run going.We're competitive but not whales, which is a real tier of players in between. Do you think the average casual looks up racetracks on gametora and checks what skills work? They'll at best let some sloptuber tell them whats good and then half ass that
>>564588114I'll never close the game
So how many people are rolling for Nice Sexo?
>>564588152you'd have better luck with this comp if you either went double front or double dominator i think
Yeppers
>>564588114
>>564588339yeah that's certainly an interesting compsingular dominator doesn't do enough, and singular front is too gambly
>>564588295I'm going to get her to 5 stars day one no matter the cost.
good first day
>>564588114Shan't update
>>564571767Fuku is that massive!?
>>564588295everyone in the thread is rolling for her
>>564587938there is a difference between an ace UG a parent and a meme one.>>564588207Anyone whose highroll is S+ severely misunderstands mant, and usually what most likely happens people are afraid of playing aggressively.
>>564588295me. but, i'm gonna fuck myself over by luckshitting for both her AND kingu
>>564588065>>564588084I thought it will be the opposite during mant for sure. And I will have a hard time to win. Though it's only round 1. But it still feels sad, because I imagine they probably feel discouraged when they can't advance further or something like that.>>564588207Does that even help? I mean, I do that too. But I wonder if that really helps. Looking up racetrack and all. >>564588152You can do it bro... you can try to remake your Xoguri. I did something like that during Long CM with my Rudolf and it helped. >>564588295Me. I want her and King.
what the fuck is this skill i've never seen it before
I want nature and king... But I am poor
>>564588676>speed eater for mediumLmao.
>>564588676it's anus fujin's gold skill
>>564588676oh what the fuck, they added the speed eater for mediums AFTER I finished my CM13 front aces
>>564588676>added medium speed eaterFuck need to grind more aces now
>>564588295I want both nature and king and have a horrible feeling that I'm going to need to double spark
>>564588676I'm going to lose cm12 finals to a front that has this arent Iwhy the fuck are they adding skills mid cm
>>564588676>Lates to Dominate XOguri>Fronts to Speed Eater XOguribrutal
>>564588869Hoguri spitroast...
>>564588339>>564588436Probably, I only did this because I didn't want to give potential Seiuns free Angling. I don't really want to put time in for a second front, and I'm Rudolf-less and VEishin-less with the only Dom option being Tachyon, so I guess that settles what I'll rush out lmao.>>564588641This is the XOguri's kit. >>564552646 It's really my bad on taking needless stamina greens rather than double circling some corner/pace skills, but outside of power, I can't really look to refine her further, and that skillset is one that I really like. I'd rather just do a dumb Tachyon.
>>564588869Taurus is going to be a shit show
AIEE MY SPECHUD ICON
if I hit med S on that maru I'd have a cm13 ace already.... shamea bit low power but it'd be okay
Look at my daughterwife go!
>>564589057numba 1
>>564588915There are a lot of good NY Opera parents with power focus, so you could build whatever you can with your own Tachyon as a parent, maybe.
>>564587698Lowrolled stam and wit a little bit, but I think I can work with this.
post high win rate ogurisi need to copy for tmrow
