>>564588601>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>nameless tourney>>564302748>basengo blitz tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1BW_BH0--M4jmjJ6jMYWqt0is4zKkHh4I5D_6AZkgnUo>registrationhttps://forms.gle/WBgMP6fYqCjztY5f8>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DtBnG0g-vXZA2AGd9F60eHNTYDUX0L-exrQZsj08TK8>league nanahttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UvDvHAS0L7XbYmcQZCQfJATOK3_Fqwo2sWX6VY8kMvA/>registration (ends May 7th)https://forms.gle/5WzuRd9Ma5QYZXfo6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q966qVcYL3EjGuY5ed4r5YiDz3ckhYwYQzKa4JJYZQ4/edit?usp=sharing
Pandas won't be an endangered species after I'm done with em.
For me, it's Highlander.
>>564655292>pussy actually tastes like licking sweaty aluminum instead of fruity sweet
Majsoul Friends Room 30403(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30403lucky room
>*cough*Has he been coughing for three years straight?
>>564655467funny that you mention it I'll rewatch Highlander tomorrow to celebrate its 40th anniversary
I'm going to stream the first two episodes of The Drops of God at cytu be/r/gentlemenofthekan in 10 minutes.
>>564655354Please don't cause them to go extinct, I like them be they black and white or red...
>>564655609It's a truly fascinating series, exactly one good thing about it, the original film, everything else is complete trash
>>5646554982/4
Am I looping?
>>564655693Dementia anon?!
>>564655693I believe we're in the presence of a white hole.
>>564655693They should've stuck with the tagline "There can only be one" and not make a sequel
Gooning cancels it out nyaa
>>5646554983/4
MUTTON, FRESH MUTTONeliisa-0.png
>>564655804
Do you get drops in friendlies
>>5646554984/4!
Keiten. Yay or nay?
>>564656290no>>564656345yes
>>564656345nah too early, grab the next one for sure tho
>>564656345Sure and drop 4p
when does the sing up time for the other tourney end?
I spent 1800 jade again and got 0 character AGAINI'm really mad about the game, not gonna lie
>>564656345chi, drop 2p and tileshift for toimen tsumo
>>564656185Why is there blood
>>564656345We need to keiten so yes.
>>564656774That's her skin...?
>>564656549I don't think the doc mentions it, probably the day it starts.
I got everyone but the male with 9000 jade
>>564655354please do not the pandas, sir
>>564656774It's a deadly animal. It just kills things
>>564656889No it's not nigger look at the dirt
>>564657131She was peeing...?
>>564655610Starting now>only one in the room
>>564657236How colorblind are you anon
>>564657236menstruation
>>564657131>N-wordAnon, words can hurt
https://youtube.com/shorts/jWJ1VusvTHA?si=rVhTlw_rtEHQejrEholy, added to the list
>>564657379That soil is not blood red retard
Speaking from experience, the fact people will get drafted to a prearranged clique team which they are unrelated to, that alone is enough to make prearranged themes a bad idea.You get drafted but you don't have any say in what your team is going to do because there is already a majority on the team that will just do the plan they set up ahead of time. You're just a mercenary/token hire that's there to play mahjong when your turn comes. If you're lucky they'll pretend you're included but it's not like your vote actually matters. That's not what the league experience should be like.I think making sure everyone has fun is important enough that captains who don't do sensible, balanced drafts should be disallowed from being captain again for at least one year, and also important enough that you can live with having to decide your theme spontaneously with people you don't know. That has produced plenty of interesting OC.At the moment the only countermeasure to bad draft experiences is to be captain yourself so you don't have to deal with it.
Your bait cannot work on me
>>564657524
all that yapping for a baitpost when you could play mahjongbravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqGDb1TwWjY
>>564657913>>564657995There's no bait here, somebody even grinched on the jong team because of this.
>>564656345>>564656458>>564656467>>564656480>>564656886This was our last stop I'm afraid. BigCoach was really eager to queue for next.>>564656629You left out that it's haitei too.
There are no more items to get that push me further. I have to wait for each daily talents to come in. I am stuck on 110.
>>564658196nobody did thatone anon even said in the last thread that he ended up in one such prearranged team and he had a blast in league
Also I already played 6 ranked hanchans today, I've done my part
>>564658197This isn't a go-next, it's just that calling keiten this early doesn't help us
>>564658369There was a grinch and it was replaced by a vtuber.
>>564657842>I think making sure everyone has fun is important enough that captains who don't do sensible, balanced drafts should be disallowed from being captain again for at least one yearI thought this was already the case for captains that priority would be given to new ones
I can't stop gambling.
>>564658638why are you lying about something you weren't part of? what's your end goal by lying through your teeth?
>>564658679Theoretically that is the policy, but there aren't really that many captain applicants, so it might even be more common to ask for more captains than less.
>>564658196I'm talking about the blood denial
>>564659068What blood denial? New blood in /mjg/?
>>564658814Why are you pretending things didn't happen that are verifiable by looking at the draft doc?The round 7 draft pick grinched and the person listed in round 9 was added after the substitute deadline was over because the TO made an exception for it. Ask the TO if you don't believe me.
>>564658539I know, it obviously can't even make a decision that would have an effect outside of this one game. I'm joking because the 99.98 seems excessive even for BigCoach, when keiten does help us, even if it's not the correct play.
>>564659215BigCoach is very 100-0 in general.
>>564659189I was on the team and I know what happenedyou don'tstop acting like a holonigger
uh oh cortisol spike!
Big Cheater
>>564659363If we pretend for the sake of argument that you were on the team, then you weren't paying attention during preseason when the grinch happened.There's a reason why the sub didn't play any games the first couple weeks, they weren't on the team.
evens energy drink and ranked wheni get homeodds bed
BigCope
>>564659775stop your dramafaggotry at this instanceis this your kink? you jerk off to every made up drama you post?get help
>>564657842i want to be put in a preearanged team but i didnt write my preference because i think anything i get into will be fun
koko doko loco
>>564659951This is verifiable information, take this for instance.
kim jong un...coincidence?
>>564660370yeah we got a replacement but it has nothing to do with your schizophrenic 'hurr he left because he was forced into a prearranged team' ideaseriously worrying that this was your first thought and you should get help before you reach holonigger levels of delusions
>>564659339I'm fully aware, but I still stand by my statement. I've seen it go lower for easier decisions and even a 95/5 would have felt fine to me, but it didn't do that.And while on the topic of BigCoach, can a bot whisperer find any logic in this?
I just wanted Asuna...
>>564660767Buy more jade, surely you're close to 150 faith
>>564660812I actually have 350 faith but I'm saving for the horse
>>564655498Thanks for the game!
>>564660764All blocks are set, we're in the lead - 2p cut
>>564660767
>>564655498thanks for the game
>>564655498yào dé yào dé
>>564660702I'm not trying to dial in on specific team drama because this isn't a specific issue but an issue with any captain who tries to make a prearranged team, but you're being so ridiculous with your act of being on the team that it's confusing. Everybody on the team knows why that guy left. So what's your theory?
>>564661119in-team discussions are none of your businesslet's end it here since you want to keep up the holonigger actkeep enjoying your delusions
Yo, Waif* I need your best attack accessory and your hammer. I think I'm getting better.Also whats the best configuration to tackle this guy?
>>564661428I meant to say axe as it dishes more damage, I think.
>>564661318No, you're just trying to defend your team-stacking from inconvenient truths by pretending to have been on the team and saying the guy didn't get frustrated with the situation.To be frank both of the people who weren't from /jong/ were openly unhappy with being drafted, but the other one at least didn't grinch.
>>564660931Makes sense, thank you
Majsoul Friends Room 45334(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=45334Default rulesDama ariD is the title of a video game
>>564661428Yuzu can outheal the slime, so as long as your panda has enough hp to survive one hit, invest the rest in damage.Has anyone managed to beat 110 btw? Best I can do is bringing him down to 1200.
>feverish>sore throat>congested nose>tired but cant sleepYaku for this feel?
>>564661718I'm not too familiar with Coach's game when it comes to positional play specifically, but I could see myself going 2p here for the aforementioned reason.We're pushing a ton nomi with one bad shape, so might as well keep some extra security over the floating 2p that only turns good with a 3p draw
TO make a team of the last like 8 people who haven't been drafted and call them the undraftables
>>564662153Get yourself some spiced wine and settle in for the weekend, anon.
>>5646617682/4>He (Eno, game director and writer) added scenes of violence and cannibalism to make the game (titled "D") more striking, however he believed the content would be too extreme for censors or publishers and feared the game would not be permitted for publishing. To ensure these scenes would not be censored, Eno submitted a "clean" version for late publisher approval, knowing they would require him to deliver the game to the manufacturer. On his way to the manufacturer, he switched the clean version with his master version containing the more disturbing content.
>>564661818>Yuzu can outheal the slimeHow? I put everything into healing but the slime still does more damage.
>>564656345It's been a while since I've seen someone do this joke.
Begin this year's mortal audit.
>>564662153Did you get me sick you nigger
>>564662375I wonder why some saints who are regulars haven't signed up yet
>>564662153Chiitoitsu, it lets you pick the specific tiles you need like vitamin C and zinc, stay closed so you don't spread tiles around, and prioritize defense while not requiring too much concentration.
>>564662306Damage increases healing too, pump Yuzu atk to level 3, healing level 3 and team atk to level 2.But to be honest, when I beat it I think I did it with the Yuzu that has the %atk hat, not the flat one, so if that's you maybe you're a bit short of damage.
>>5646617682/4 stillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNr7nXvntO8
>>564661318By the way here's an image you should recognize if you're on the team. If you can post an edit to this image that was considered for team OC I'll at least forgive you and we can move on with our lives, but not if you take too long.
>>564661428gonna do my best and try and get damage up armour and accessories, now that drop rate lvl 4 is herei'm struggling with damage on 105 too, getting it down to about 400 hp at the mo
>>564662872>download
The Koromo.
I will not participate in any chat protocol that was made after 2005. If you don't want to use IRC you will have to make a yahoo chat room
Where's the matrix IRC mirror anyway?Matrix is pretty easy to use desu
my team will use steam group chat
For me, it's Slack
Predeterminedcliquebros we made the outsiders feel unwelcome
>>5646617683/4
Huh so apparently this item has two versions, for whatever reason
We are using xfire
>>564661768Full, thanks for joining!
>>564664059Flat is better scaling with the party skills probably
We'll use habbo hotel
>>564661818I managed to get to 110. Looks like I'll have to dish out more damage while being tanky. Fuck
>>564664059Item balance kinda sucks. % is better most of the tiime
>>564664357yuzu wins these
>>564664357I'm still on floor 105 and I need bread. How hard does the gobu hit?
>>564664345>>564664414Flat is better if the remaining clothes don't give you extra healthBut even with this there are ~800 hitpoints remaining from the Floor 110 boss and I'm not sure if better crit would help with this at the moment>>564664684goblin hits 569 but Yuzu negates most of it
>>564665048>goblin hits 569 but Yuzu negates most of itMy Yuzu heals for 650. I guess I'm going to fall short on damage
Nothing better than a green drop so far
4 str 4 stam leather belt
>>564662872It's been a half hour and I don't see any edits of that image with a big red XI at the top, so I'm going to say you failed. There were at least two versions with different contrasts.Anyway choose your theme after you draft people. That's my ted talk.
>No extra bread given today because nobody used my Y*z*I see how it is.
>>564665556It's all DPS on the higher floorsFor panda the optimal build seems to be either red dress + sword&shield or blue dress with the axe, otherwise the HP might not be big enough to tank a OHKO
>>564665935Is there a gold version of this item? Nobody is wearing it in my friendlist
>00:01Holy shiet!
Gotta a gorilla for sale, gotta a gorilla for sale,Gotta a gorilla for sale, gotta a gorilla for sale,Don't call him a monkey cause he got no tail,
I think I'd rather queue jade room than the new event mode
>>564664357may I add you please? I need your yuzu.
>>564666397Yeah I got it as a drop after one of my games but for panda it's useless right nowBoosting crit dmg might be the best tactic later when we can boost crit rates more with talent points but for now focusing on ATK output is better
If next time I craft I don't get the legendary drop I've been looking for after a whole day of sanma I'm ending it all.
event koko doko
next week will solve all problems
>>564666717A Hanchan in Jade rooms doesn't even give better rewards, it's stupid
What do I put here?
>>564666894This outfit gives crit damage, not crit rate. I was asking for a golden crit rate
>>564667596japanese yaku names
>>564667596I wrote "Aria collab when?"
>>564667596japanese yaku names and saki rerun
Floor 105 boss is literally me!
>>564667606Anon... this is the golden version of that outfit, look at the little star on both of themBut maybe it has a variant like the blue dress which boosts crit rate
>>564667650Aria of Sorrow? Maybe Konami would do that nowadays.
>>564667784Hmmm
>>564661768Thanks for the game, nya!I knew I should've discarded the dora one turn earlier.
I'm desperate.pandakeks, please change your loadout to like pic related: >>564614201
>>564661768gg
>>564668024For me, it's Order of Ecclesia because Shanoa is in it
>>564668215I don't have red dress so I compensate with the axe for damage for nowI tried my best to get it I swear
Rondo of Blood is best because Richter is in it. It's his job.
Don't blame the pandas. You're the weakest link of the group
>>564668215I don't have the high tier brragon so I cant help you
>>564667596Tell them to release Ichihime 2 and she's basically exactly the same as regular Ichihime except when they're on the screen together they say NYA NYA at the same time
>if I do say so myself
Give me a mahjong related wallpaper for my new PC.
>>564668980Zoom in
>>564668980
>>564668980resolution?
>>564668980YUZU TIP for you!In the mjg booru, copy paste: image-height:1080
>>564669447OH MY JONG
>>564669447
I miss my wife.
>>564669814i am still waiting for a recipe
>>564667596hat rerun
>>564669851I always wanted to know what blue archive has to do with mahjongLike, why are they trying so hard to fit in?
>>564669594Is this mahjong?
>>564670192No, this is ridiculous
>have only 5 pulls>"if i get lucky, whoever I get from this collab will be my Sao wife", I think to myself>get kiritoWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE SAKURA BANNER
>>564670158Yostar game and has a general here on /vg/. If anything they are more akin to jews the way they can't assimilate.
>>564670282No, this is Nodoka
>>564670293You're gay now.
>>564670293ur gay, time to shave ass and join IRC
>>564670293Are you sure you didn't click on the bamboo banner by accident
>>564657842>a prearranged clique teamit won't be a clique though, because i don't know anyone personally though. only a few hang out on the irc, the only connection will be the same theme preferences. >don't have any say in what your team is going to dothe process of you suggesting a theme idea, which only receives your vote during the voting phase, gets skipped. that's the only difference >I think making sure everyone has fun is important enough that captains who don't do sensible, balanced drafts should be disallowed from being captain again for at least one yearyou're equating a "balanced team" with "fun", which doesn't make sense. you're also implying that a team picked by theme preferences would automatically be highly unbalanced, which is not the case at all. and even if that happened, in a game like mahjong a weaker team still often gets good results. anyway, I'm not even sure why you're worried about this. it doesn't look like any theme drafting will happen. if it happened, it would most likely happen in the cartel, but i don't check there
>>564670330they run /mjg/ the same way they run the government...
https://svgdb.me/assets/audio/jp/vo_103011030_4.mp3
>>564670657>the process of you suggesting a theme idea, which only receives your vote during the voting phase, gets skipped. that's the only differencethat's a pretty major difference though
>>564670614100%>>564670532>>564670537You seem to have forgotten a small detail
>>564670683Pika pika mitsuketa gobu!
>>564667596"Never rerun hat again"
>listed /mjg/ streamkeks as the mahjong content creators i follow
i can't progress without playing mahjong??
>>564670778Not really when all votes are subjected to majority votes and IRCfags will glaze their own circlejerk anyway.
>>564671590time for baseline looper's twitch account to get banned again
not even the Yostar interns will read these survey bros... it's all just bot compiling keyword and chart.
NIGGER ASS SNOWBALL GAME MODE
>>564670657>you're equating a "balanced team" with "fun"Balanced effectively = a weighted random distribution, i.e. the majority of the team isn't decided before the draft starts. It's always nice if the league is more competitive, but here it just means there aren't mercenaries who miss out on some of the fun of theme choosing or otherwise become an outsider in their team.
>>564671752that's why I wrote "keikumusume" five times in my survey
>>564671750Good, he's been acting like a menhera bitch lately
Majsoul Friends Room 91515(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91515The man in this picture kidnapped a woman and kept her in his garage for several years.
I didn't believe the Kiritofag and assumed he was a closet fag but checked the details and it's real wtf Yostar
>>564672047The first time I heard the news broke me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>564672254Serves him right! He trusted a nigger!
>>564672047TWO/FOUR
>>564671865well anon, we can all just speak from our experiences. for me it was the opposite, the random teams are the ones where I felt like an outsider because I just couldn't get into the "decided" theme. and the time i got into a predecided team is where I felt that the team atmosphere was the best. whatever though, in the end it's all just luck
>>564672047三/四
>>5646720476/7
reminder that if your character doesn't have this loadout, you are getting banished from the hero party.
i think i'm gonna wait for the event to end before getting back into ranked
>>564673198>The hero is stuck on the 110th floor
>>564672047JJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ron?
>>564673672dama for what? yes ron
>>564673672kys
>>564673672Skip
>>564673672I'm a pussy so I'd say yes
>>564673672dama, getting impatient out of fear is foolish. you have to wait for the instant game win
he RAN
>>564673672skip and riichi
>>564672047Still 3/4.
>>564673672I think with 2s ankou, 1s is likely to come out early, but still it's a good hand, ron if you don't care about yakumeme I guess
>>564673672Easy skip. 2s ankou makes 1s a literal free win
>>564673198I'm trying nya...
>>564673672Eat Kirara's pitussy
>>564674059It only works if all 2s are visible
>>564673672skip, take tsumo even if not yakuman
>>564673672skip, riichi, open
>>564674283no it doesn't? it works quite well because you hold three of the 2smeaning that it's very unlikely for other players to hold a 2s that'd cause them to hold onto a stray 1s, meaning that it'll flow out naturally
>>564673672skip
>>564671865That isn't what any of those words mean. At this point you're just generating word salads. The only part of your retardation that could possibly have a point is if you put a note in your signup that you only want to be drafted to teams that don't have a pre-planned theme, and a captain with a theme drafted you anyway.
>>564672047Startedafter 30 minutes
>>564674528welcome to burger hours
I'm literally at work
I've been at work longer than you've been at work
Sorry I need my drops
>He's at workYou're so lucky
Draft me to the NEET team
Stop using the whales supports! Others also needs the fucking bread!
I lie about being at work
>>564674972I don't even have the bread to use them because I'm not playing this dogshit game mode or ranked
>>564673672It's a free haneman so no reason to skip.
>can't get bread from friendlies
>>564674972how am i gonna make that bread man?
I thought it was a coffee bean, not bread
>>564675186
>>564674972I work in my old league teammates and friendly regulars but you have to do your part too. If you can't heal for shit switch to another class.
>>564674071mayhaps if you get the 80% dragon hat, the other big sword might be better?
>>564675237>She can't breedLet me help you
>multiple anons indicating 0 availability in all time slotswhat's the end goal here?
>>564675786sleepy team
>>564675786"I'm at work" team
>>564674882I look like this
>>564675786Captains gamble when choosing them
>take a preworkout drink for the first time>entire body starts tinglingW-WHAT THE FucK?
85 singups.. less than half of what I'd hoped for
>it signed up as captain again
>>564675580I'd like to try that yes, but at this rate I'll kms before I get it.
I'm not singing up unless this league is guaranteed to be as kino as league 5
>>564677128You meant league 4
>>564677128I guarantee it
For me, it's League 6
>>564676691Literally just caffeine overdose.
>>564676691Beta Alanine side effect
>>564677249How are you still awake
OOOOOO WHERE’S THE BLOGPOST
>>564677532Some black folk shoved me on the train this morning but I didn’t care enough to fight back cause I was working on my anki cards to think about it. I figured it’s not worth getting shanked over something trivial since I objectively know my life is better/more important than his.
>>564672047gg
>>564672047GG. Only have time for one game
It's been a really hectic few days since the collab started.>three people unfriended me>I unfriended three myself>added a few new adeptchads
Why are you guys deleting people
>>564678071Certain collabs happened and I was disappointed with certain people, certainly, if you spend your dime on that shit, you are not friend of mine anymore
Those 3 adepts on your friendslist?All me.
>>564678071>friendcount increased by two since the collab startedi guess you're friends with the wrong bunch
>>564678256You're not cool for hating on SAO
The only time people delete me is when I use the dog
>>564678256You're extremely cool for hating on SAO.
>>564678805Yes I am
>reee SAO sucks>why?>because uhhh Kirito
Just got sinon with free summon scroll bros collab is saved, that voice is so good
>stream until a 4th place (18:17)
>>564678964Note how the SAO fan's first impulse is to carry on a fake conversation with himself.
I hate SAO so much I'll bond the collab women just to get the pleasure of cucking Kirikek. Get on my level
>>564678898>Yes I ACK!
>>564678256We got four free scrolls this week I swear I didn't spend any money on it.
>>564679194not clickbait
looper alerthttps://www.twitch.tv/kurly_ttv
>>564677695THINK FAST! What do you remember from this morning’s Anki session?
>>564679681チンポにゃ
>>564679681Kore means this, I mean that, I mean sore means that, or maybe it's this.
>>564679681Does this count?https://youtu.be/hy4Vy-WIaAg?si=hT7ct3-Pykn7GzXX
NCMEC is closing in, i can feel it…
>>564677695>matanonki x2>that Dogyear kisaki doujinimpeccable taste
>>564678256what a fucking raging faggot lmao
>>564677532I was out riding my bike yesterday and some brown goblin kids in a van called out "fuck you" as they passed me. I resisted the urge to blog post about it and went about my life. But I have the integrity of a twig so it actually ruined my day.
I'm saving for the inevitable Frieren collab
>>564680218Please no...Anything but that...
i have nooticed too much around my city and now i’m ashamed to be brown
>>564680126lmao get fucked FOMO FOTM MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA bootlicking cuck
>>564677532I was the only one during my ranked game today who folded even once, and everyone who chased me got rewarded for it. These collab tourists are animals and fuji is enabling them.
>>564679653>#sponsored>1 viewerwe need to get a league sponsorship
>look into getting an adjustable kettlebell >$250 minimumthe hell? i know these niggers get them all from the same chinese factory. mahjong
TO I need to switch my main to Kirito on the sheet. My username is arandomfatkid
>>564680638use incognito mode
Yeah I think its gonna be doable in a few days with party buffs. Just need more crits.
>>564680702That's your alt's username.
TO I wont be able to participate anymore, remove me please. My name is Kress
>>564680638go to a gym
>>564680480>getting sad and mad over other people spent thier money for some shitty anime png.why are you like this?
>>564680638The amount that these cunts think they can charge for a heavy piece of metal is absurd.
Smells like /vg/ alright
>>564680638if it's that expensive it better be made of tungsten
>>564680919When I open my friendlist I want to see nice and well adjusted people
>>564681110Then why would you add mahjong players to your friendlist in the first place?
>>564681194Are you retarded?I said nice and well adjusted mahjong friends not dumb clout chasing faggots
>makes anon seethe by doing absolutely nothing
>>564681330>nice and well adjusted>mahjong players
I'm getting the urge to captain just to save anons I like from some of these options
>>564680884too autistic but i just might, seeing these prices
>>564681369>gets deleted>seethes in threaduhhhhh, scroll up
great, another parasocial retard. the fact you bragged about unfriending people on this thread, no doubt the moment this website is actually dead, you will probably -ACK yourself.
>>564681394Ain't no way...are you people french?!Merde
Pwease add me back...I'm sorry.....
Bravo burgerkeks
Ah gomen
>broke: i hate sao so i won't roll on the sao banner>bespoke: i hate sao so i'll roll on the sao banner and then hide the characters from my dorm so i can pretend i'm starving them in my basementmirai-11.png
>over 70 names in league singupswh-where were these people the rest of the year
>>564681545Not bragging stating the truthIf you have a collab character, you belong to the streets
>>564677532I was driving my niece home around 1am the other day, tuned in to the radio to stay awake. It just so happened that the radio drama currently airing was old man cheating NTR. Didn't bother changing frequency because I thought it was just a normal drama. I just hope she was sleeping throughout it.
>>564680414What have you seen?
If League 5 was kino, then that means League 7 should have same East and West divisions
>>564680638Just use a bucket and fill it with lead
>>564677532I'd set my goal at writing a blogpost, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could write a blogpost. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time. The process became less exciting.
Winter league 2 was the kinoest
I'm gonna announce summer league two weeks into normal league.
>dama in a friendly >get removed from friends >talk shit about a friendly after the game finished >get removed from friends>league ends >get removed from friends
I like the event minigame.
is it safe to mention 4chan here?
>>564682547It's tedious and shallow
>>564682373It doesn't matter, anon. None of them were your friends to begin with. Having a bunch of names in a list of people you don't know is not the same thing as having friends.
>>564682547I got burnt out after crafting the wrong accessory for my character
>>564682730Yes
>>564682750I'm a friend collector, I have multiple dead in real life people still on my steam/bnet friends list
>>564682730No, for normalfags its like saiyng you are a pedo , they might even ban you
>there are multiple people on my friends list who have played fewer than 20 ranked matches since the profile UI update like two years agoWhat's going on, big guy?
>>564682730keep it secret, keep it safe
>>564683052I've played 0, the 0'd out stats are really aesthetic to me.
it's so over bros, why would Yostar do this to me.. why would they choose to collab with SAO, don't they know that that anime is trash and I hate it. only soulless people with shit taste like that trash anime(please ignore the fact that I'm playing a chinese tiles clacking anime gacha game).
>>564683269>idom@s collab character postEverything you said applies to you too
Yostar doesnt even consider a streamer will stream their tourney if they don't pay them. Grim.
it's so over bros, why would Yostar do this to me.. why would they choose to collab with im@s, don't they know that that anime is trash and I hate it. only soulless people with shit taste like that trash anime(please ignore the fact that I'm playing a chinese tiles clacking anime gacha game).
Don't worry we'll get a palate cleanser with the Uma musume collab that's coming later this year!
The Di Gi Charat collab will change the world.
>Horseshit>Palate cleanser
Should I write about cracking down on botting? Will that do anything?
>>564683704No, they'd lose 90% of their Chinese players
im@s is good though, they just fucked up by not doing OG im@s or at the very least cinderella girls
Give me one single good reason to sing up for league this year.
>>564683989I can't. It's honestly looking grim.
>>564683989its the last league before EOS
Can you guys stop talking about league of legends? This is a fucking mahjong general
>>564683989maybe we can become friends after a month of battling it out and cheering each other on
>>564683948they picked the worst group in all of Shinym@s just to fit the 4-character requirement
>>564683989Uhhhhh, if we get together in the same team we can play tanoshii games from newgrounds!
All idolshit is bad.
>>564684243if you're on my team you're going to stream yourself losing at orgasm girl while everyone else laughs at you for our OC
>>564684268Don't diss u149
>>564683269>>564683457So true MJS should've collabed with Steins;Gate instead.
Love Live is awesome tho
>>564684370Heh, I know how to pleasure even a horse, this is nothing for me
>>564684478You're not allowed to say that because we have bad anime taste here.
>shits;gay
I think I caught a cold.
>past 3 days Ive played Ive gone positive once>it was for 7.x pts
>1 yuzu singup out of 87
Damn ... no monthly update ... xe really did it ...
41%
check your mail!
I am very smart
>>564684478>Steins;Reddit
>>564687949Welcome to half a day ago
>>564688715Snakehag
>>564688715Why is there a black void under bird lolis skirt
>>564688836Do you know what a shadow is?
>>564688715Isn't Ichihime like 1000 years old? should she really be riding a merry go round at that age?
>>564688715My FUARKING heroes... and the forced bird character too I guess
This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Tables and painted tiles. The sky, the world. You're still alive.Majsoul Friends Room 81912(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81912
>>564689040>ichihime is 1000 years old and still acts like that
>>564689040the birb is even older
Majsoul Friends Room 99991(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99991
>>564689310What's crazy is cats in real life. They get to 20 and they just sleep all day instead of drinking and partying.
>>564689272>>564689417Which one do I join?!
>>564689498The other one, I didn't see it and closed mine.
>>564689417You didn't try hard enough for quints, pass
>>564689498My room.
>>5646892723/4
>>564689310Being mentally immature is a defense mechanism for the immortal so that they take longer to develop existential dread.
>>564689841>>564689272Started
I havent been playing a ton lately, but we made it back before my japan trip
>>564673672>12000 vs 64000 points>doesn't even end the gameMortal is retarded, this is an easy skip even if you care more about getting 1st than yakuman
>>564673672The objectively correct answer is obviously to ron, it is a haneman and you enter S2 in a really good position to end 1st. But the chances of 1s coming out are so high I'd skip, fuck it, you have to be a little soulful sometimes.
>>564690483congrats
Anyone know if there's a mahjongsoul.club equivalent for Riichi city?
>only gets paid $200 a job
>>564689272Back to 3/4 or whateverGonna get a drink real quick.
>>564689272I'm sorry I'm such a beater
>>564681940Playing slay the spire 2 and darktide with /doko/
>>564692670>>564689272Started again
>>564692670hmm, maybe I can play one game>room is fullguess not
>>564683052this game blows, the simple truth we all know deep down. those lucky anons have finally escaped
>>564693809If that were true you wouldn't participate in friendlies or tourneys or league. The truth is, you're just scared to gamble your M1 status.
>open mjs>already finished all the dailies for today yesterday>log off mjs
>>564694452so based
>>564689272Back to possibly 3/4Just gonna do one more.
>>564689272gg too sleepy
>>564694935Started
Draft me to the Hitoner team
>>564694452YES!!! TREATING MAHJONG LIKE ANY OTHER GACHA!!! SO BASED!!!
>>564695635Let's harapan Toki.
>>564695635she’s begging for it.
>>564689272Good games. Gonna take a break.
>>564689272gg dude
>>564689272Thanks for the games, nya
>>564689272gg
I wish they made the tower a bit harder. I haven't crafted a single item because I've been carried since day 1 to level 50 by a friend who has had 20k power.
>>564695649What's wrong with using dailies as an incentive to play mahjong? Are you one of those MMO freaks who find pleasure in mindless grind for hours at the same spawn?
>anon with the best panda swapped>only hp builds left>now cant even clear 110 with the new party buffs
the horde are camping my dinosaur farm
mahjongs all i have left so let me win please
>>564699026W-we still fighto, anon!
>>564699026surely can't be that sad
I barely managed to sleep because my muscles hurt
>>564698441I don't have the lance, but I do have the war hammer. Not sure if it can do justice enough for floor 110 as it needs lvl 3 heal to work.
>he colored me redaaaaiiiieee
>>564699413If you're new to lifting, it stops being sore after you do it regularly for a few months.
>>564699413Good job working out, anon! You must be ripped!
ICantSleep
whats the doujin where the guy saves a family restaurant by abusing the maid at the same time as ordering lots of food
floor 115
wwyd
>>564699701fold the souzu starting with 5s
>>564699701discard aka dora. dont worry, is safe, I can tell
>>5646997015p
>>5646997015s into dealing into a weird tanki wait
>>564699701>>564699787>there are twoI mean the kanji one
>>5646997015p it's just not honitsu
>>564699701toimen has haku rush worth garbage, so 3p if you're feeling defensive or 9m if you're bold.
>>564699468can I add you? I really need your panda at the moment...
>>564699701just 0s here for now
>>564699987yea102252396also for the anon who requested earlier too
>some at floor 110>me just arrived at floor 40you guys need to off the internet for a bit
>>564699881>kanji
Huggies for all of the anons sharing their friend code to help each other finish the event in this thread!
>>564699468all the pandas at this point have so much health im doing 0 health ups and 0 heals ups.
Endless rain fall on my heartKokoro no kizu niLet me forget all of the hateAll of the sadness
>>564700405YUZU CROWN
>>564700376I love it when Fujita Kana sings up from the heart!
to the anon who has Ichihime using the rapier, I think you should switch to the blue sword. Ichihime rarely hits the crit with the rapier that make the 3x attack not even worth it anymore.
>>564700620already grinding it, the 1/8 for the shirt will suck so dont expect it.
>>564699774>>564699787>>564699805>>564699825>>564699927>>564699939>>564700080
>>564700620T-that's not me?cynthia-6k.png
>>564700665>>564700735anon??
>>564700795That's not me...cynthia-6c.png
>>564700728
WWYD?
>>564699612my math doesnt really like this, did you critfish and if yes how do you reroll the seed?
>>564700620works on my machine
Adventurers looked up to me, y'know. I carried countless anons in the dungeon, but the times have changed so fast and now I'm been banished from the hero's party.
>>564701140this sounds like the premise of an isekai/fantasy slop i'd find on narou or kakuyomu
>>564701049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzPTikf1-cthis is their loadout for 110
>>564701140I'm still using an underpowered panda because I'm still on floor 25 and they're using my Ichihime. The team's still strong enough to clear.fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>5647009925s
>>5647009923m
>>564698441I wish I had other options
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a riichi stick in the knee.
>>564701413anon you're missing the dragon helmet..
They should have this auto battler be a permanent feature instead of Malatro. Give the player a blue gift after every 10 floors or something.
>>564701578god no
>>564701459Give me!
sigh, back to the tonpuu sanma mine. I have seen unspeakable thing...
>>564701327>>564701385>>564701435Mortal says 4s, I'm guessing it just goes "fuck it, chiitoi dora 2 ryanshanten since nothing is particularly safe anyway.It also likes 5s and 5m. 5s I understand, but why it likes 5m go figure.MAKA doesn't even consider 4s and prefers 5s, closely followed by 3m and 7s.
>>564701729It's a good idea and you lose nothing. You just have to play rank to improve your gear.
>>564701904that's not a doesn't consider it's everything is so close and maka only shows the top 3
>>564701904show the fking hands
I don't think you can complete the event just by doing the challenges + 1 single game a day.
>>564702205yes I can
>>564701992Naruhodo. I never noticed that about MAKA.>>564702019Kami was waiting on 3/6p and got deadwalled.
>>564702205Watch me.
>>564702205you only need to clear to like 75 for max rewards and you should be able to just get carried through there. just need the bread
>he doesn't know about the secret permanent account +++luck talent reward at floor 200ngmi
>>564702636>crit rate 99%>get +++luck>goes up by 1jinwu-4.png
>>564702636>he doesn't have system call access to adminngmi
Solve the repo wwyd to be allowed to post.If you get it wrong you have to ban yourself from the general for at least 2 hours.kujouriu-12.png
>>564702814the repo explanation is broken
it's still 7p, I'm not drawing the 6p
>>5647028148m
>>564702814got it 1st try ez clap
>>564702814Really easy one today, only took me 2 seconds to make sure I wasn't missing anything.
>>5647028149p
You anons just piss me off, post a room so I can destroy you!
>>564702814>answered correct because I just went for tanyao acceptance forgetting my anko of winds
>>564701413you only need the hp armor for the ultimate panda tank
Majsoul Friends Room 65719(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65719Notips, tobi nashi, event nashi
GGs to All!
>>564703681Who is this Tobi you keep mentioning?
They call me The Fuckin' Devil.
>>564703848It's what ninjas wear on their feet.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ANSBBEDGBFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1VU7Ycf3ZI
>>564703681>>564703848Majsoul Friends Room 76176(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=76176The same room, except it crashed while I was waiting.....
>>564704086Sorry, I crashed it with my hatred.
>>564704047My fuarking heroes... and that stupid nyagger, I guess.
>>564704080heyyyyyyyy sinkies!
>>5647040863/4
>>564704086Started/4
>>564704080What a strong and thick accent.
>>564704509it's singaporean/malaysian accent lah
>>564704509Japanese who speak english almost always sound girly and gay for some reason.
You can't just put "lah" at the end of every sentence.
>si= in his youtube linkplease don't draft with these niggersfunny monkey video though
>>564704073>the mahjong related vid doesn't get any repliesWe live in a society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDZX7T-zq_k
>>564704904I've already seen that one billion of times
>>564704904I don't watch youtube shorts
>>564704624That's right, sosu.
>>564704651>he's not intermingling his algorythm with anon's 5th rate algorythmWhat kind of monster are you? Just join the flesh nexus of third worlder SEAniggers sheentiasloppers... what are you? A hatefilled chud?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrBSqRbkypI
>>564705085https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ANSBBEDGBFE
>>564704904That was already posted like 10 times this year, I skipped because I'm familiar with the thumbnail, pretty much every anon is.
>>564655018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuCOFno49DE
>a /doko/ native actually learned mahjong and singed up for league
>>564705323>she thinks it's a /doko/ native
A drop of coffee fell on my white shirtWhat is the quickest and cheapest way to kill myeself?
If you have interesting looking tastes like >>564705187 always post your si= links so I can merge my algo to yours, I want to parasite you and for the jewbots to know we are friends.
If you are the type of anon that would never post his si links, always post them, if you are the type of anon that doesn't even know what si does, never post.amaekoromo-0.png
>>564705187Draft me to the bemani teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFDYT_Y-12Q
Tonpuus are barely mahjong and this event mode sure isn't helping.
>>564705614>genuinely superhuman performance
i had to stop posting my si links after anon called me out on it
HONORS
>>564705614this is my favorite superplayhttps://youtu.be/r9Su1ecojww?si=mahjong
>>564705924Show me the lp loss of a triple yakumeme
>>564705924obliterated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3lX2p_Uy9I
>>564705924>>564705958
>>564705924>it passed one turn earlier
>>564706120no it didn't
You should be able to do this after about 2 weeks of practice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lssqe30B9LI
>>564706151Oh, I can't count.
>>564706108Panda TANKED that.
>>564706182i've been stuck on level 37s for the past month
my IIDX rank is better than my mahjong rank
>>564706332being able to rob a closed kan is such horseshit
>>564680480Is that a Code for a free purple?
>>564706456what's m1 looper in IIDX terms then?
>>564706472It's a memerule majsoul adopted, most don't do it
>>564706182>2 weeks of practiceHow many hours are those?I've never full combo'd a hard song in a rhythm game, even songs I loved.
>>564706472there is no other way to rob a kan
>>564706583Fuck, you almost made me log in to redeem it.
I think my Yuzu is finally ready to party.
>>564706708then just play an easier chart?
>>564706801just in time to be the third yuzu on the block when the best clear seen uses the ball?
>>564706801you need the ball for endgame damage.
>we are better than other gacha generals!!>obsessed with the most half baked auto battler for over a week nowamaekoromo-5.png
>>564706971anons would have so much fun playing BA and they don't even realize it
Mizuhara on the television
>>564706856I have like 20 hours total life experience in rhythm games and only enjoyed playing the hardest charts because they overloard my zoomer brain with stimulations.I've only played deemo reborn, grinded sunset for like 8 hours after clearing the game, couldn't get past 90% clear and ragequit forever because if I can't 100% something I love after tryharding that much I'm probably NGMI.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8On2lQenMIQThe sunset on my rhythm games career.
>I have been obsessed for over a week with an event that has existed for 3 days
>>564707129>>564706971>Anon's brain goes at x2 speed
>>564707030>joining any gacha ever after it's been out for over a year
If you put more than the bare minimum effort into this minigame and you're past floor 80, yes, you're obsessed
>>564707204I'm not getting past floor 69, as an active choice.
>>564707068i only played touch screen rhythm games in high school when it was popular (cytus)you should be DJMAXXING
>some anons cleared 110share setup please
>>564707030They should make BA, but with mahjong soul characters.
They should make mahjong soul, but with BA characters!
Shibukawa, so cool.
>>564707531>rhythm game collab
>>564707410It's... it's too big.
>>564707545he betrayed you
>>564706708>I've never full combo'd a hard song in a rhythm game,Just play more? Play more and play a variety of charts. Maybe relearn how to read charts depending on the game. But it's like getting good at mahjong. Play more. You'll get better faster if you do it ("it" being play more) consistently too.
>>564707418Go crit
>>564704086Thanks for the games, lads!
Don't play rhythm games.My wrist still hurtts sometimes, as a reminder of my sins.
>>564704086Good game.
>>564707204>nobody takes issue with the characterization>still run the script as if someone did because you have nothing better to say
>>564707729Curse on you, E-Succubus.
>>564703803>ghost names
>>564701578Only if they add playable characters that aren't garbage. Until then I'm not touching the event.Like if it were just Ichihime I wouldn't even have been upset. Picking the 3 worst characters out of the entire cast is just insulting.
>>564704086Well jonged
>>564707902Just pick Ichihime and let others carry youAs long as the Yuzu and Panda are decent you can clear Floor 75 without doing anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9ySNT10b4
>>564707902what kind of autism is this?
it has come to my attention that the shitty points chart I made 4 years ago is actually wrong, so through some grueling effort and 4000 hours in MS paint I have fixed my mistake and I express my wholehearted sorrow for everyone that I misled into teaching "Menzen Kafu" incorrectly. Menzen Kafu is the term used for when you get +10 fu from a closed ron whereas I mistakenly labelled the pity fu you get from open pinfu that gets you from 20 fu to 30 fu despite not having any other fu sources as menzen kafu when in reality that is not the truth. I hope you will accept my apology, and I will continue to strive to avoid making any more avoidable mistakes like these in the future. Thank you.
>>564707816You reminded me of the time I went on /doko/ to play DJMAX and ended up playing melty instead and managed to give myself ulnar neuritis that disabled my arm pretty much completely for 2 months after losing 60-0.
>>564707976You need the cat to do actual damage past a certain point thoughThe real deadbeat pick is the Panda, so long as Yuzu can heal good you can get by on fuck all HP
>>564708171Panda needs barely enough HP to tank what, 500 damage until Floor 75? Maybe even lessYou also don't need that much damage until that point so Yuzu and Panda can cover that part as well
>>564708171also the gear on panda doesnt really matter, you get any yellow weapon and any yellow shirt and you should be fine if the yuzu and ichihime are good.
You anons are minmaxing the autobattler as if reaching a certain floor before anyone else will result in winning a super prize.
>>564707902Slander Yuzu and nyagger all you want, but watch your mouth when talking about Sally.
>they forgot to read about the super prizeSo that's why you aren't minmaxing it, uh?
>>564708507You yeehaw'd your last pon, kiddo.
>>564708451have you ever done something for... fun?
best event ever desu
>>564708507She's rock bottom. In my worst moods I might mute all 3 of them but the one character who is always banned is her.When she calls chii on something I want to close the tab.
>>564708643best event was when they gave you a free hat
super prize is sex with panda
>Steve on stream>-5,500
>>564708718You have a problem with chii, and not the dora discard that has the enunciation of a child telling her mother she just pee'd herself in public?
>>564708629I legitimately don't remember what it's like to have fun. I only pretend I'm having fun by working towards goals I can improve at, and occasionally I get annoyed which is kind of like feeling some kind of emotion.
>>564708629Minmaxing is everything but fun.You are removing and trimming away all the "useless" things for the sake of your idealized fun, while adding more and more useless things to your nonsensical journey in order to achieve fun.You are having fun in the most wrong and idiotic way possible.Do you want genuine fun? Go touch grass and sit with the boredom.
>>564708945It's been long enough since I heard her voice that I've successfully forgotten what that sounds like. You hear call sounds a lot more.
>>564708993Optimizing the best build is fun and anyone playing MMOs or deckbuilders will tell you the same
>>564709137Not real people, just fake homunculi living in a fake world.
>>564708945Also I don't know if she's pretending to speak Chinese in that one
>stop having fun>you are having fun wrong
>>564709283Come here, little baggot. I'll show you what real fun is.
>>564709246I'm meeting my guild members tonight to have some drinks together and it will be the perfect conversation starter
>>564709360im ready, you ready?
>>564709417Starto!
>Discard a tile>Draw the exact same tileSTOP IT
>>564709736
Yeah that's fine, I like fighting just to finish 3rd, I didn't want any of your stinkin' ranked points anyway
>>564710432you have last dealer?
>>564710432SameThe loopers are so lucky
>>564710554and no luck
>>564707997Mizuhara has the healthy sheen of a glazed Christmas ham
>le... mizuhala!
mjg messed up my youtube homepage, which oldfag knows what this is?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQu1kn-eVY
>>564688715>Jane's thighsPLAP PLAP PLAP SEDUCING WITH ME WITH YOUR SHORT SKIRT HUH???DAMN BRAT! PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>564711472https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%97%90%EC%BD%94%EC%BD%94
>>564711472It's from a (g)oldie fighting game called Glove On Fight https://youtu.be/6RfqcGf2leA
>>564711472Just Ekoko-chan, an air conditoners mascotte.
bravo flet
>>564711472>we are never going back to the era of corpos doing super silly and extra advertisement because the average population is now completely irrelevant in terms of buying powerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9-WA0cc6uk
>pon heehawwho cares lol
Accompany On! HxH team IRC!https://youtu.be/6CjkMkv-pEY?si=8GOZ6OWDpdFOdE2B
Team Carrot announcement doko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG08ukJPtR8
>>564713745
>>564713614Gorilla!
>>564713745>another furry team
Team Nana will be the anime league, every team will have an anime theme and the franchise that got franchise will reign supreme in mjg
>Ozempic Lawsuits Facing a $2 Billion Problem and Growing>Plaintiffs allege that Ozempic caused severe gastrointestinal injuries, blindness and vision loss, gallbladder disease, and other life-altering complications. it's fucking over
just put the fork down, piggies.
>>564714359I have massively cut down on my food and I'm barely losing any weight, I can understand why people rely on diet drugs.
>>564714274Thank God, I love fat women.I'd hate to live in a world where my fetish is cured away.
>>564714606now she's fat, blind, and with permanent diarrhea
>>564714606liking big boobs and thick thighs does not count as a "fat fetish", zoomshit
>>564714274based pharma scamming retarded hogs
>>564711472What's this Sheentia thinking about?
>>564714795unyuu time
>>564714582You want to fast, rather than just to cut down on caloric intake.
>>564714653Good, she deserves agonizing suffering for betraying herself and taking the easy way out.>>564714687I'm a bbwarrior, grandpa. I want to squeeze and hug big and fat soft tummies.
>>564714238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-s4nvXBRwY>Sung by Nana MizukiNanoha team!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wwuQU0fOocT-T
>>564714274There are no shortcuts when it comes to the human body. There'll always be a price.
>>564714582>I have massively cut down on my foodAccording to the /fit/ sticky this is actually a really bad idea when trying to lose weight. That part of the sticky wasn't relevant to me, but I remember it going into the topic in detail.
I love the Cynthia blobs, my favorite part is they're so shit you can't spam them outside of the thread like the other gacha general mascots like doro and rabi, so it stays an inside joke for us, plus you need to be aware of the /mjg/ emote meta to understand them.Draft me to the blob team.
>>564714901What's the difference? Not eating for long periods of time?
>>564714970>they're so shitSay sike right now!!1
>>564714238i mean league...
>>564715058hinamomo is my favorite flavour of blob
>>564714970Cynthia blob is no joke!Draft me to the blob team too!
make a blob team so we know which retards spam this garbage
>>564715225All me.amaekoromo-0.png
>>564714908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrIYiKvWzWADie, Kirby bitch!
>>564715025You can read up on the topic yourself. Here is a comparison between intermittent fasting and caloric restriction https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11930668/Another study on the effects of intermittent fasting for 30 days https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31927066It has been a bit since I have visited /fit/, but I am sure that you can find useful resources in the sticky as >>564714945 said.
>>564715225Blob posters and cynthia-7 spammers are the sameBlob posters are based and... cute!
Your body can't invent food that you didn't eat. Eating less is enough.
>>564715521AREN'T THE SAME*I mistyped it!
That time I got reincarnated as a Cynthiablob
>>564715586>Your body can't invent food that you didn't eathttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome
>>564715631>fermentation of ingested carbohydrates
Can someone make a Cynthiablob edit of this?
stop eating chemicals and use a tapeworm like god intended
>>564715896Haha boing boing!
We should kill all Yuzus.
>>564716449This is AI, right?cynthia-6k.png
>>564716504retard
>>564716602please don't be mean to our blobs
>>564716449cute drooler
I hope sheentiablobs never leave containment, imagine it getting popular and then people being disappointed she's a flat sizequeen from a mahjong game.
>>564707997>Steve missed chuuren tenpai
>>564716836>flatAnon, Yostar has given her a boobjob (blobjob?) with every new appearance.
I am losing my grasp on reality cc-3.png whenever I say or write something, even in real life I think of a fitting emote onoderananaha-7.png and I feel like a lot of the subtietly is lost without it yuzu-955.png
Cynthia isn't flatCan confirm
>>564717075All my emotions are kristeve-2.png
>>564717142>irrelevant meme still thinking he's popularJoseph posts are just sad at this point.
>>564704651It's just an indentifier, literally press the share button, you can even remove it manually
>>564717250This anon has 6 7 in his postGemmie
>>564704080I hate the host's presentation style. It does the location a disservice.
>Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious1>fgsdf
>>564717661You will be forced to say my name if you want to draft me
>>564717507NTA, it's not just an identifier.It basically links accounts and ends up showing people that click on it stuff the anon watches.
>>564717791Wait really?Uh huh, not my intention
>>564717867>opt out feature>find out what it does>oh huh, i didnt want thatmany such cases
>>564717971>Bell curve but you in the middle
Can TO confirm Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious1 is a real account and not just someone wanting to post some videos to the league sheet?
>>564718116Definitely a real breathtaking person
>>564718193No, you're breathtaking!fujitakana-4.png
>>564718396No u!
>anons mom actually sang up
How do I control my mentaru?How do I turn my Kanye into Keanu?kristeve-8
draft me to the mommy team
>>564718558>sang
>>564718750Don't look at me like that
>Okay, so maybe I had the lowest cumulative score last league after the finals, >and maybe I lost points in almost every game I played, >and maybe my team might have had a chance to win if they didn't get stuck with me dragging them down, >and maybe my work schedule severely limits my availability and gets in the way of creating OC, >but I only ask you to consider the following >[note to self: remember to add a compelling reason to draft me despite the abundance of evidence that it's a terrible idea]. >Thank you for your consideration.>(Also, I'm a whale and have a lot of characters so I may be able to accommodate character specific themed teams (just not Hannah(fuck Hannah(not in that way))))
Koko doko asago, where are you my heart?
>>564718750>cockuha
Risotto with parmesan and radish.
>>564718750mommy? more like uhhhuhhhhhhh
>>564719056nya... :(
>>564719056Yup, he's being drafted to the blob (jobber) team.
>just realized what team I'm getting drafted intoWell, I don't hate it I guess.
>>564718819>newtard
>>564719056>"is that my ex teammate?">look it up>it is
>want to sign up>still too retarded for IRCLeague 8 it is...
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SNIFFA THE LEAFFA
>>564719559the correct word is singed
Look at the draft page, kek.
>>5647190563 years in a row last pick!fujitakana-1.png
what the fuck does TO mean by this
>>564708012gj
>>564719975>the courage to sing up despite knowing you'll be last pick 4 years in a rowfujitakana-4.png
>>564720010Hanner League.
>>564719704>unironically thinking there will be another leaguethe classic 4shit cancer that turns all generals into the same band of detached uncaring schizo babble, the same cancer that this general was surprisingly impervious to all these years, has finally set in
What's up with 90 people out of 90 all being severely mentally ill?
>>564720010KAAN.
>>564720150Why, because you came here?
>>564720286see told you, instantly some offended newshit crawls out doubling down lol
it's fair to say the last good thing that happened to /mjg/ was /bag/
>>564720448NoYour particular brand of sperging out is a pretty recent phenomenon, I think you just get off on acting like a doomsaying spastic retard or something
>>564720624death of /mjg/ was the vtuber shit.the final bullet was /bag/
TO, once again I am calling you a closet homosexualDyslexic fucks run this general and there is nothing to be done with it
/mjg/ is dying, and I'm just another maggot crawling in the pile!
I'm going to make a post so great that will deter all doomposting and make anons filled with excitement for league again next week
names are what ultimately ended /mjg/now we're indistinguishable from a discord server
>>564720857you like that don't youmatousakura-7.png
I am here to SAVE /mjg/
i'll make sure binzyn enjoys his first league
So, what are the solutions to fix the issues?Or will we just vaguepost about how we are all doomed because something happened.Also pretend the miko above me doesn't exist.
>>564721365I know the solution but you faggots won't like it.
>>564721216If Yuzu can't fix mjg, nobody can.
why are all qua*s absolutely unhinged?
>>564721460Vagueposting harder isn't a solution. Out with it! If it's baggots genocide, you have to start working on it properly, we can't just half ass it.
>>564721460Let me guess cull all the newfags and league tourists so only thread regulars can play in league? Or don't make league at all?
>>564721569>>564721594Make posts at least somewhat mahjong related.aiharamai-989.png
>>564721118sometimes i regret making the original namespost that started this.i dont really blame myself for it all, but it had to have played a part
>>564721643You ask the impossible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd_T6CzWpHM
They call me the Mahjonger Sans Furiten.
>30 000 points away from bondHow long is that in free to play terms?
is master 1 high elo or no
>>564722138no
>>5647221353-4 months.
>>564722138It's sadly beginner elo.It only tells people you know the very basics of the game.
>>564722372if you've been part of any mahjong club you'll know that practically everyone only posts screenshots from gold room
>>564722569practically everyone does not care about getting better at mahjong
>>564722135You get about 100 bond for a hanchan, and a non-favored purp gives you 5kSo practically an unfeasable amount of time if you're just playing the game and about 4 days if you have some locked purples to burn (you will however roll a character that needed those purps if you do this, Murphy's law and all that)
>whaling for characters>grinding for rankWhat will you have left after Majsoul goes EOS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gpqh3g1dysI am sending funds to UCSF so they can save TO from a such tragic homosexual fate.Let's not turn blind to a problem of our beloved community member.
>>564722852>the mentaru to genuinely unfair circumstances>the skills to play mahjong elsewhere>the kino memories>the friends we made along the way
>>564722852memories
>>564722852this is why I use MJS for friendlies and RC for ranked
>>564722852The knowledge that we'll all still meet on the first Saturday of the year in some other place, some other time.
>>564723180I thought it was supposed to be August in ten years...
>>564723090what is already dead can't die
>>564723356That's too long. It should at least be anally.
>>564723386And with strange aeons even death may die
>>564723463
>>564723823He's so cool...
>Shadowbringers got added to Free TrialGo on without me. I won't have time for league.
I hope I get drafted in a team that draws.I want to draw with anons!I want to be helpful! I want to hone my skills for A&C 2032!
>>564724284the only thing I'm drawing is the dealer's winning tile
>>564724284any theme loves to have a drawfag, you can't really center an entire theme aorund it
Hmm, I wonder which captain likes to draw the most?
SakiMadeMeLoomis
winning is strictly better than drawing though?
HeMadeMeGayThenHeMadeMePlay
Surely he can't luckshit for 3 years in a row
Doko
You'll stop luckshitting.And when that happens I'll be there.Ready to accept 2nd place.
TO, bump me down to expertkek. I'm the famous looper.
>>564724998
>>564724502it's a mystery, if only you had a painting friend
>>564724284Time to practice for the gartic phone sessions with your teammateshttps://youraislopbores.me/draw
>>564725152anon... it's an israeli honeypot website
>>564725152Isn't the point of gartic phone to make it hard for others to guess?Also it's an israeli honeypot website, apparently.
>>564724871whomst
>>564695635
>>564725602>"Ok are you done?">"No?">"Now?">"Still going?">"Wow, she's really good at this"
Bake. And make it non sucky
>>564725765We've still got ten more image slots.I mean nine.
>>564725602I still don't understand why Prez went after Kaguya, the flattest (therefore objectively worst) girl
But make it with lots of whipped cream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fJEpwuPXnE
-1
It's a league season for sure
>>564725326>>564725273I've been feeding the MOSSAD my art?
I'm thinking of a blob paradise. The golden blob land. Blob no rakuen.
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You can tell this was a bad thread because we hit the bump limit before the image limit
>>564726471Profound
>>564726258Your IP is also public on the website and all of your traffic is logged
I'm dreaming of a world with blob equality. Where blobs don't make fun of each other.
>>564726813>>564726813>>564726813
>>564726840>not found
>immediately deletedWhy.
Jannies have spoken, /mjg/ is canceled.
Great, now we're stuck in a thread without images cynthia-6kbhgkfmdkdk
we are moving to /jong/ see you there
It was a good OP picture too.Are the jannies psyopping us?
ok what did you guys do this timehannah-3.png
Jannies have spokenMore sucky mahjongas
>he thought he could put a fucking male in the OPdo we have a pocket mod or whatikishimamidari-8.png
>>564655018>>564655018>>564655018amaekoromo-0.png
>>564727203It's that one specific anon being a retard the rest of you are fine
>m*le threadWell deserved deletionkujouriu-12.png
did you know you can delete your own posts
make a hanner threadhannah-2.png
Requesting a fat hannah in the next OP, thanks.
We have to wait for page 10? Oh no. Anyway.>>564725878She's rich though
>>564727524
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