My Bob Bob EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2045193186901975422>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>564198052
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
My life for aiur
>>564703656This isn't starcraft you boomer
>>564703656Wtf is auir? That's Malevola.
I like rape
InvisiMech <333333
>>564703934Courtney...
Mechablazer <3333
>>564703656My wife for hire
>>564704167Do you think robert played starcraft when he was youngerwhat race would he play
>>564704775terran obvI maek goliath
This Golem guy is pretty cool if you ask me.
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>564704775here's moar>malevolazerg>golemterran>invisigalzerg>coupeprotoss>punch upterran>prismprotoss>flambaeterran>sonarterran>phenomamanprotoss>waterboyterran>chasezerg>mandyprotoss>roydterran>shroudplays warcraft 3 instead
>>564705767G'night.
>>564703934Me too. But only if it's consensual between both parties.
>>564705767I love you too.
>>564705605Yeah he's pretty chill.
>>564703934>t.
>>564708235translation:>i wand bobrt tu reyp mi
Dispatch taught me girls have wet dreams too
Invisimech <3333
>…
Visi has ADHDwhat's everyone else's disorder
>>564709185His costume design really does seem "off" now everytime I see it with the armor on. His mask is good and all but dude really needs a cool looking helmet or head armor. His head would've been so easy to snipe in the first ep. when his suit was hanging by the rafters during the small window before his shield came on. There's a literal hole into the cockpit where his face was.Shroud really was a game theory basement dwelling pseudo-intellectual chud that fluked out. Mecha Man is not that hard to kill, fucker's just super resilient.
>>564711731One of them has to have autism
>>564711731Coupe: PsychopathySonar: HedonismFlambae: Self-hatred Punch-Up: Napoleon complexPrism: NarcissismGolem: Kobe
>>564713757>Self-hatredThat's a disorder? I know it's not good to despise yourself but really?
>>564714412Your face is a disorder
>>564713757>Golem: Kobelol
>>564713757>Coupe: PsychopathyOk now that's just character assassination (ironic I know...). Coupe is perfectly capable of compassion and emotions unlike actual psychopaths.
>*flinches*
>>564713757eh, i'll take it
It's not as deep a criticism as the anon in the prev thread but if I had to nitpick something it's that some minor choices are clearly meant to be canon over others, like Robert's "I'm just Robert" vs "I'm mecha man" because the transition to everyone saying their first name makes no fucking sense otherwise
>>564732865It's weird because I prefer the "I'm Robert" speech because it fits the theme of the game more, but then the devs treat it as the bad option
Mandy really let herself go...
I don't understand what you guys are getting out of still posting in these threads
I'm wakey
>>564711548What's wrong? You seem... PERTURBED
>>564720475Fuck she's so fucking juicy.
>>564740526Blob Blazer takes to the skies. About 8 feet max.
>>564741885>It take a ho to birth a ho, yo mom a ho and you a bitch.
Prism looks and acts like she never had a dad
>>564743958good morning malevolant
>>564708235
>>564746973fuck that supposed to mean
Coupe looks and acts like she just needed friends but is too shy to admit it
>Flambae: Self-hatred:(
Blazer found Coupe's secret stash of Flambert smut
>Bobert, weer gowin to a fahshist theemd prom
I <3 Bob-Bob
>>564756138Stop stealing your boss's shit Courtney
It's been 6 months since the first episode released...
>>564761996Time flies. I didn't pay attention to Dispatch before the release, I was attracted by the early /v/ threads, I didn't really expect much from it, and here I am, shitposting about it almost every day for half a year now. Niggerman please say something...
>>564762836I remember the good ol waifu wars
>>564763440Waifuwar was our main driving force. Sometimes I miss the BBjeet...
>>564764054/v/ just isn't the same without his schizophrenic rambling
>>564750000Nice quads. Also, Coupe has autism of some kind. Lethal, precise, but awkward when it comes to emoting when sober.
>>564756669It looks better on Courtney
>>564710284Robert tummy...
THE SAILORS SAY MANDYYOU'RE A FINE GIRLWHAT A WONDERFUL WIFE YOU WOULD BE YOUR EYES COLD STEAL A SAILOR FROM THE SEA
No Phenomamech? :<
>>564768234Phenomamech <3333
>>564768642Yey :>
well /SDN/?
>>564769352Me, motherfucker
>>564769352Autistic people picking the worst games ever to put 1/3 of their entire life into. Mostly.
I would drink _____'s bathwater
>>564765003Native-american looking long hair Coupé my beloved...
>>564770983Sonar
>>564770983I can’t say Courtney because she doesn’t bathe
>>564770983Prism.
>>564770983Flambae
>>564770983Babe-levola. I'd fuckin drown in it. Choke on it even.
>>564772084Spicy water.
>>564770983If Mandy's bathwater had bath salts would I get high off of it?
>>564772450
>>564770983Waterboy
>>564773115Waterboy IS the bathwater
>>564772275
I think Blazer and Malevola should do naked mud wrestling to see who's actually the strongest
>>564772954Racist Mandy mein liebschen...
>>564774115Sometimes Kommandant Mandy makes exceptions, like when she’s having hot lesbian sex with Courtney
>>564774381She's trying to see of she can fuck the brown out of her not realizing that's subconciously what turns her on to Visi.
>>564774115Mandy can't be racist, she has a black friend (Chase)
>>564765003>Also, Coupe has autism of some kindI didn't really see it that way. The ''OKAY MOM'' line caught me off guard tho
>>564774553Yeah but does she have the N‐word pass?
>>564774741"What's up my niggas?"
>>564774552
>>564774603She's probably constantly drunk ever since getting cut. That would explain that remark at least.
>>564779758):
>>564775367Yes.
>>564770983coupe'vola may be my number one but I can still respect the second best girl
fuckin fell from the strais and ripped my jacket have to sew this shit up tomrrow when i get up. good night sdn i lov u bros gnight
>>564790026goodnight visiholic
My fit queen
>>564791062This is Mandy’s future
>>564791405>pregnant fat rolls
>>564791405Aborting Robert’s child without his consent?
>>564796993Yes
>>564797421Mandy would sooner rape Robert and carry his child
>>564797684You sure? I thought Visi was the rapist?
>>564799704look at these stats and tell me which one is more capable of raping Robert
>>564796993>Mark has to be the one to apologizeKWAB
>>564799954Visi because she assaulted him.
Why is modern capeshit so cucked
>>564801414The West is raped!
Thunderstorms with some tornado warnings so if you see one less Visikek that's not a drunkard throughout the week, then I am ded.
>>564802832stay safe courtneybro
>>564801414because modern comic book writers suck major ass
Sonar but the transformation turns him into a cute size-accurate bat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTIeO8BxPcU
>>564808013>season 2 is UE5 slop>it runs like shit would be funny
>>564808787so wait season 1 wasn't UE5 slop?
>>564809948season 1 was UE4
>>564810161ah no I get it. storm is probably gonna pass through my part of town without a tornado possibly
Coupe did an oopsie tonight, y’all
>>564810698did she kill someone again?
>>564810991at the very least it's not the best oopsy possible where she slips and falls onto my dick
>>564811320hate it when they do that
>>564810698Well, shooter was from Torrance, so you’re partially correct.
>>564812930oh that's what he was talking aboutCoupe would never use guns, she's too edgy for that
>>564774115Racist Mandy my beloved...
>>564814643I can't help but fall hopiumlessly in love with racist women.
>>564814643Do you think she browses /pol/ while at work
>>564815916obv
>>564815103ok are those other two actually racist or are you just self-inserting your fantasies again
>>564816304Ashley isn't despite what many believe. Though she does come off as such when first meeting her. This racism towards aliens in the games setting, not real world racism by the way. Argenta pictured to the left I believe is racist towards Humans. She's an Aeldari, a space elf. But that's kind of how it is in 40k to my understanding.https://youtu.be/KBAxxS9nFDg?si=Dh_Mh8He3Bdiw0B0&t=116
*creeeeaaaak*
>>564790026Brother... I think you need to stop drinking too much before you fall down the stairs...
>>564824235he already did fall down the stairs
>>564800030>pussy superhero didn't enjoy Viltrumite-Courtney's sex sessionI don't get it? Is he secretly gay? What's his problem? What kind of man doesn't enjoy sex with a tomboy like this? Even if he hated her he could've just hate-fucked her...
>>564800179I wish Visi would sexually harass me at work...
>>564824548Do you think viltrumite pussy is extra tight? Like since they've got super strength and all that, that also translates to super grip?
>>564805726>>564805726Is there an edit of the brushie brushie meme bat but with sonar? That'd be funny.
>Visi breaks up with Robert because he’s not a dommy daddy
>>564813148>Coupe VS. Bullseye from Daredevil Live ActionWho wins/Who dies?
>>564819304Want Mandy and Courtney to sit on my face.
>>564825165Probably super slick and super warm too. Viltrimite lubrication.
>>564828112you would die.
>>564828327It'd be so worth it though... like euthanasia but sexier.
>>564825247>brushie brushie memeThis meme?
>>564829367No, this one. The top part. It's an old meme.
>>564829181I love you too.
>>564828327is there a Visi version of this?
>>564837598anon... there's not much to work with there, and i say this as a visikek.
>>564838823I mean she's not thicc but she isn't too bad either.
>>564825090calm down Robert
>>564824548He loves Eve, not the genocidal mass murderer. Simple as.
>>564796993That will also cheat on him later.
gooooooooooooood morning vietnam
>>564854123g'day malevolant
>>564767578I've still yet to do a Mandy playthrough. Gotta get to it one of these days.
>>564854123Morning malevolabro
https://twitter.com/jennrowley1/status/2048206635513135436
>>564856905what a braphog
