>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>564589594
Last thread was aids. Let's have a better one.
it's a fun games
Now that nightreign isn't getting more updates, would you agree with this final tier list for boss difficulty?
thank you for making me smile today erg
>>564708038>ED Caligo>Not the easiest boss in the game beside base dogs and bugs>Base Caligo>Not one of the harder bosses in the game because lmao invisible floor damageBad list
>>564708185*does the minefield spin against a wall causing the breath to bounce off it then double 360 tail swipe no scope wipes your entire party*
>>564708375*unsheathes*
>>564708050you're welcome cutie
>>564708038Too many tiers, I think B and C are roughly the same also ED bugs needs to go up a little because its fucking cancer when you have zdps
GET RID OF MIHACKZAKI SAY NO TO OPEN WORLD RETARDATION MAKE SOULS GAMES GREAT AGAIN
>>564708038ED libra to SED bugs to high DED caligo to C
>>564708038The most difficult is Libra especially when things go wrong, ED balancers isn't that hard and is easy to salvage assuming you're playing someone that doesn't struggle 1v1. ED Gladius really depends on whether you're abusing the halo scythe or not.
>>5647086583bars*
>>564708785Non-BS EDogs are the hardest but yeah things can go wrong more often on ED Libra and Red Balancers.
>>564708038S+: ED Libra (no less likely, guardian/wylder/iron team comp)S: ED Balancers (no less likely)A: ED Libra (no less likely)B: ED Dogs (no duchess/rev), Dreglord (Day one Death Knights and Day two Artorias)C: ED Adel (everyone getting cocky and bringing zdps setups)D: ED Dogs, ED Balancers, ED AugurE: Balancers, Caligo, DreglordF: ED Pests, ED Adel, HeolstorG: Fulghor, ED Fulghor, ED LibraH: ED CaligoI: Dogs, Libra J: Pests, Augur
>>564708038put both adels into S+ difficulty please hes impossible
>>564709063Lol is that sens playing with randoms?
>>564709151no thats terrcuck
>>564709151>>564709181no it's from saintriot's stream
>>564709026Wyldermain hands typed this post
>>564709219oh right he would have 3bard to the night 2 boss instead. >>564709260How? It's mostly accurate outside of putting Adel too high as a meme.
>>564709219Sane ryan is such a noob
>>564709181Rent free. He doesn't come here anymore
>>564709363I’m not, ED Adel on the password is unironically one of the harder bosses because lots of people run meme setups. It sometimes leads to you having to solo the nights cav night one with no negations
>>564709441>threadshitter doesn't play the game so xhe doesn't come here anymore Not how that works.
>>564709363I don't mean it as anything negative its just that its a very accurate difficulty rating when playing as a Wylder.
>>564709536terr really mindbroke this guy. wonder how.
>>564709626dont talk about yourself in third person terrcuck
>>564709626Anons programmed him that way after the doxing incident. He'll probably go cool off to make some threads /v/ right about now.
>>564709543How would it any look different for anyone else?
>>564709656i'm not terr. your instant copium only further proves your mental illness.
I want to be a girl...
>terrjeet melty because someone made fun of his scholar jobbing that one timeso lame
>>564709806What would you do if you were a girl
>>564709738ED Caligo is much harder for everyone else, certainly higher wipe rate than horse
Training erg boys to become erg girls...
>>564709937Oh, I see... Yeah shes pretty much BUILT for Wylder
>deviljeet melty because someone found out he's a cuckso based
obsessed with devilbvll award
>>564709869It's a secret
>>564710108Tease
>>564709979Aren't we all?
>>564709937I can’t remember the last time I lost to ED Caligo. I can remember losing to caligo about 300 games when she kept proccing my madness on hit
>>564710053for freefuck u tranny jannies
It's autism acceptance month. Let's all get along.
Can't we all just get along?
The hardest thing about Caligo is when it decides to pull out a move you've never seen before despite killing it over 100 times.
>>564710404the close range chomp and swipes are crazy rare
>>564710291Super cute
Could Wylder defeat Goku if he had infinite prep time?
>>564710576Goku ohk him ez
>>564710515The last time Caligo got me it was a bite into a bite/breath? into wing swipe into tail beam.
>>564710576gocck couldn't even proc his Sixth sense*
>>564710707Last time I died to caligo it was because she did that tail beam twice in a fucking row>>564710664It would be 2 at best
>>564710008@archivejeetsSame stance, nearly a year later. Funny how you conveniently left this part out.
Does anyone want to do some 'tiffs gank spanking?
gank jee instead
>>564710515you need someone in front of her I trigger them almost consistently when going to hit her head when she does the cone breath move
>>564710576No, Wylder could not defeat Goku even with infinite prep time. Wylder from Elden Ring: Nightreign is a skilled melee Nightfarer. Key abilities:Sixth Sense: Survives one lethal hit per run (refreshes at grace sites), dropping him to low HP.Claw Shot: Grappling hook for pulling enemies, mobility, or minor stagger.Onslaught Stake: Explosive iron stake for high single-target damage and stance break.He excels in Souls-like co-op with greatswords and positioning but tops out at building-to-city block level destruction and speed. Feats stay grounded in fantasy melee combat.Goku (peak Dragon Ball Super) is universal+ in power and durability (shook the infinite World of Void, clashed with Beerus threatening Universe 7). His combat speed is massively faster-than-light+ (attosecond reactions in Ultra Instinct). He casually tanks planet-busters, black holes, and outputs ki blasts that erase solar systems. Transformations like Super Saiyan Blue and Ultra Instinct widen the gap further.Why infinite prep changes nothingPower gap: Prep lets Wylder stockpile weapons, set traps, or optimize his build using Elden Ring resources—but nothing scales him to universal threats. No access to ki, energy manipulation, or reality-warping.Speed blitz: Goku moves and reacts far too fast for Wylder to tag him. Claw Shot or stake? Easily dodged or ignored.Durability: Sixth Sense is a single "cheat death" against fantasy blows, not a match for Goku’s casual universal-level attacks.Prep reality: Even perfect ambush or arena control fails against Goku’s flight, instant transmission, energy sensing, and mid-fight adaptation. The mismatch is too extreme—like a knight vs. a nuke-armed jet.Goku wins 10/10 via speed blitz or one-shot. Infinite prep can’t bridge infinite orders of magnitude in strength. Fun thought experiment, but the outcome is clear.(If this refers to a different “Wylder,” let me know!)
They are right in a way though it's not really a term I should be using anymore, and I haven't been to my knowledge. Last post on this.
>>564711321ai?
>>564711321WYLDALITSAARJEETSKEETARINOS.......WE LOST....
>>564711321Bro did you grok this shit? Absolutely soulless.
>>564711321>AIslop>>564711407obviously
>crucible knight character>no fth respec
Seeing people on Twitter make stuff like this out of the shitty ass mii makeup editor makes me not even want to try
thats because hes a foreign jeet mixed with a foid and not a trve knight
>>564710291Nobody hates autist more than other autists. Some of you guys are cool. All of you need therapy. Especially the guy who pretends to be other people when responding.
>>564711321This shi is cap Goku finna jobbed to Zamasu. Bombaclat dat lil pig ayy lmao simply cus immortality - Guess wit dat guy, John Nightreign himself presenting, has? So litty he hits that kitty without pity. Don wanna hear nuttin bout no universal splat
>>564711616Did you not play his kino rememberance?
>>564712083he still loves the Erdtree
>>564712185Retard
>>564711762Good take. I think you might be alright, maybe you're a cunt in-game but this post at least makes you seem alright.
>>564712297Retard
>>564711321WyldGAWD too strong for his own verse, so people have to scale him against other verses? So proud of my boy.
>>564710537I'm the cutest girl in erg
>>564712440If he's so strong why couldn't he save his clan from being destroyed?
>>564712552They didn't have Gawd Sense like he did. He can and will start a new clan.
>>564712337He abandoned his faith to become a nightfarer. His erdtree paintings are him having a sense of his past but not fully remembering what it means to be him. He’s also one of the few chosen nightfarers unlike wylder, undertaker and guardian who are both the weakest characters in the game and lore wise just sick, mentally feeble individuals that the roundtable felt sorry for
>>564712654You do realize those were his actual family right? Are you saying you'd let your family get murdered because they weren't strong enough? What a weird mindset to have. Just seems like cowardice to me, and that Wylder isn't all as shaped up as you make him out to be.
>>564713007You're just a retard falling for an obvious joke
Why does Ironeye want the Night to continue in his alt ending? Wylder's alt ending it makes sense, it's to save his sister, and for the roundtable holds to keep existing and for her to maybe figure something out.
>>564713346Same reason as to why we keep playing the game after we already killed Heolstor, its fun.
anyone else autistic and refuses to kill the wildlife? i like the little squirrel bunnies and the rolling sheeps
>>564713698I kill anything or anyone I see
>>564713825woah we got a badass over here
>>564713698No. Fuck those lightning goats, and double fuck those dragonflies.
>>564713971they're just eating their grass, they only attack you if you're a dirty nigger
>>564713346I don’t remember Elden ring lore that well but does those who live in death not dislike the erdtree since it doesn’t let more people live in death or something?
>>564714040They absolutely suicide roll at you when that ancient dragon shows up. They are malevolent in nature.
>>564713698I don't like fighting the Wolves, they are beautiful creatures and remind me too much of my dogs. At least with the zombie/hollow copy-pasted dogs they are rabid and decrepid and don't make the sad noise when they die.
simping for v-tubers is so lame, they're not your friend, they don't give a fuck about you
>>564714443the mind of a gentile has been shaped to idolize things perceived as pretty.
>>564714443@shittycuck@shiteatzu@deviljeet
>>564714443Imagine getting annoyed at someone liking something
So you guys keep track of who has jobbed to what, kinda sad, I don't even remember what we did our last run
>>564714847no, only our resident paki migrant does that
i havent played elden ring in a year but felt the itch to play again. im super washed and rusty. im trying to go for a faith build but i cant decide on a weapon, or spells... it's so hard to not just default to status build yet again. any suggestions?I just finished clearing hogwarts and will probably go to either altus or caelid next.
>>564715191don't play that shit all you do is run around in a horse like a fag
>>564715352i like invasions
>>564715191Euphoria
>>564709026Good list*parts your hair**kisses your forehead*
>>564715737jealous I'll effortpost today so anon will do this
don't queue up today
>>564714643You forgot @sludgejeeta @trishtinx@extremejeet @naefytroon
>>564716039What?
>>564716039Extremist thinking he could carry manta then 10barring to augur was hilarious
>>564716091Those have all played with manta, work on your lore threadjeet.
>>564716293Playing NR with manta =/= Simping
>>564716402>simp is deflectingNot a good look.
hardcore manta simps are still playing seamless ER with her
>>564716501>said the nerves struck in the first place
>>564716605>Already spouting ESLbabble Oh, xhes mad.
Shiteazu upset she got caught simping in 4k
I have a 100% win rate with Manta “doe”
>>564716808proof?
if only we had an erg streamer to flock to
>>564716868Why?
>>564716868erg doesn't deserve a streamer
>>564716868No point streaming this garbage at this point esp with this poison well shithole as your audience. >>564716982True
>>564715737Don’t part people’s hair without this r permission weirdo
>>564716847https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M34r3D8xyYc&t=9878s
>>564713926Got him there>>564713060We have a lot of those here believe it or not
>>564711321>most soulful terrjeetroon slop post
>zero gg posts
>>564717950>>564715959
>>564718085Why?
>>564709536>>564709656Bodied that lying samefagging freak excellent work
>>564707271it is kinda weird to say “look at anonymous guys!!!”…
>>564707810Kino image.
>>564707271If you don't keep a reference of every retarded thing someone has said then you can't call them out for their bullshit.
>>564718480>>564719135Correct, you should also keep the full context in mind instead of spewing bullshit.
only for free nightlords
queued
^ dont care
>>564720512naam?
>>564721127Shiftyduck
>>564721127cumlord
Adel invasion unlocks an additional reward option from all loot orbsFulghor invasion greatly reduces the stamina consumption of surge sprint and gives it knockback, damage and even more speed when you sprint a certain distance
>>564722851>playerbase makes up excuse to not do the content
>>564715191Use the cipher pata and 0 red flasks. Only heal with spells.
wyldjeet ult moment
ggpost and the golem archer FROM DOWNTOWN
>>564724017ggsu and good morning
>>564724017
>>564722178what's a fagslop
>>564719594uh oh schizo melty
>>564724458>threadjeeta seethe based
>>564725390I want you instead, you silly woman
https://x.com/Reve_ttnm/status/2047825504951263391cool rev tech
>>564722851Adel invasion gives your jumping attacks that Radhann greatsword effectFulghor invasion increases you stance damage and makes it so you can rez quicker
Any q?
>>564727241Yeah I got a quick q. Is it weird that I pull my whole ballsack out when I pee at a urinal?
>>564713060>immediately backtracks Just as I thought. >>564717517Don't talk to yourself.
>>564725362>self narration dilationfor sure
>>564727418I dunno, I physically can’t pee in public places for some reason
>>564727619do you pee sitting down?
>>564727798No, I think it’s a nerves thing. Like when you think about how to breath too much and it becomes hard
>>564727550 (me)Meant for >>564711463
erg is finished
Super excited to play my first game of today!
>>564728202You're not me.
>>564728982naam?
>>564728982This. We should all queue right now and enjoy our youth
found the worst group of players probably everhttps://youtu.be/KLuV82OH_7w
wtf was that damage
>>564729286>19 views>9 days ago
>>564729286>13:17 Pfft hahahaha do undertroons really?
Why are we dodging balancers?
>>564729915Name and shame
I want erg cock
>>564729821the bitch is legit clueless which i find strange because she's a soulslike fan and has played nightreign for months already, like how are you still this bad?
ggpost
>cucked chair
>>564729128>>564730025terrjeeta
>>564731050gg harry>>564731112implying we kiss in the middle of the expedition or smth we just play normally
cuck chair is erg culture
>>564731269simply kino
>>564728001>Like when you think about how to breath too much and it becomes hardUhhh what that’s never happened to me
I don't think duchess took very kindly to the two edgelords prolonging everyone's suffering for their own selfish reasons All things must come to an end eventually
>>564732440What does this have to do with liberals
>>564729286I know that this is a bit because the man would've been able to carry. The women were probably trying their best, however.
>>564732440he felt called out good job
>>564688724Both are one and the same fundamentally
>>564732668check their channel they all legit suck ass
>>564731664Duchess and her two boyfriends...
why did deviljeet just reply to an 11 hour old post?
gg
>>564733616He really mindbroke you, huh
GgNone of the enemies were laggy but everything took 5 minutes to pick up and hp bars only reacted like 10 seconds after getting hit.
>>564733616Pakis don't like indians
>>564733972dont talk in third person
>>564733616Why does that make your mangina bleed? You’re just mad because it’s about executor
>>564708038ED Libra and Tricephalos are far harder than ED Balancers what the fuck, Tricephalos can wreck your entire team in one fell swoop
>>564733616Why do you call out to him so much? Do you like saying his name? Do you act out because you want him to correct you with his BWC? That's what this is, isn't it, I know what you are.
>>564708732>webmIdgi
Damn, talk about having your ego hurt.
>>564734952dark souls 3 is humorous
>>564730583we know terr
>>564707810Radahn's armor does not match with small weapons, methinks
>>564734952Are you actually autistic
>>564734462Dangerously true.
>>564734925The discord talks about themselves constantly because this is an anonymous website. They are from one of the fag waves that make it their life mission to try and disrupt a website. Weird blokes.
>>564734952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xTHDWfNPb0
>>564732440Kucketh Height disproven.
today's threadshittery is so lame...
born to slicer, forced to RoB, I am trashman 6767676767 dead balancers
>>564736604holy sovl
gg mace jumpscare she got me good
>>564737279please hop on me like that
>threadshittery >ever good
>>564737209those were some nice drops ty for ur service
>>564737279uoh
GG Birds.Creasy, you should have kept your lltbt, it makes you able to go ham on regular balancers without them noticing you at all.I was fine managing the aggro.
pokehebes are hot ngl
spicy burritos are hot ngl
I thought it was dreglord and took so many status resistance buff, good thing it was not ed balancer.
>>564737349>>564737645>pedo erp
>>564737913>>564737980this
>>564733518Polygamy is cringe go away
How strong are the Balancers when you factor in their SSB fight compared to Elden Ring bosses? The Nightlords are all empowered by the Night but the Balancers aren't juiced up by the Night they're just that strong
>>564738489but you wouldn't complain about wylder having two wives, right chuddie?
>>564739013Yes I would you should only be married to one person and it shouldn't be your sister because that's weird and incestuous and your children might look inbred if you do and wylder doesn't necessarily need a wife he could also have a husband if he so desires
anyone want to play Elden Ring™ Nightreign?
good loot, ggs
adel post
>>564741084uoh their big dark moons...
>>564715437No you don't lolYour build doesn't even matter because you are forced to invade a gank that you have to kill by blowing yourself up because they won't give you time to do a single move
>>564741084awesome pogsauce lobby>>564740774eldritch nightmare lobby from hell
death knight anon that wanted to coop are you here?
>>564715191Don't forget to summon if you need help cutie
>>564741623trvke
>>564741084gg divine lion warrior sama
>>564742091>>564737279>>564736495My cute breeding wives…
>>564741897>>564742091embarassing...
>>564742091>thread shitter image
good morning erg!!
is choayo choayo erg culture?
>>564742674oi
>>564742802its reddit culture so yes
>>564742802I thought her name was supiki
>>564742895
>>564737225his masterpiecehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSXnUmDBiig
>>564742802>gachatroons
>>564742895>>564743060>>564743267You're beautiful
uoh elf
>>564744282Yucky ewwwww yuck yuck yuck
I have an erection
The kid with the horns following Laird's Marika in the filming pictures is wearing a prop on his back sticking out of his hip. It's 100% Morgott. That's a palceholder for his VFX tail just like his little horns are probably placeholders for a more fucked up VFX visage that looks more like the Omen Bairn. He's being shown Dung Eater's execution, the Omen sympathizer.
So many girls in erg...
So many omens in the sewers...
gg spastic jellyfish
>>564741747yeah
>>564745024I'm glad you're posting these, they are very cute
>>564745039gg
>>564742674Good morning.
>>564745153As if an image could not get more homosexual they have him wearing a mask at his own desk
guardian bros...
>>564745302ironsaarjeetskeetarinos are known to be very gay indeed
>>564745302He's cute and considerate
>>564745812You are a porn addict larping as a pre 2020 tumblr user in 2026, sit down
>>564746053got his ass
>>564746209>>564745153>>564745024>>564744041>>564743060>>564742353Cute images thanks for posting these
>>564745054do you have your gear or do you want me to drop it for you? also do you have any interest in playing reforged? apparently they added some nightreign bosses and that sounds really cool
>>564745219
>>564746309You're welcome! Well for half of them, my art poster in arms posts the rest.
>>564744383truke
>>564746310just go back to sleep
>>564743060>>564742895>>564742802>>564742585>>564743267>>564744041Good images>>564745024>>564746209Bad images
https://files.catbox.moe/w82tr7.jpg
>>564746209>>564745024good images
bad thread
>>564746310just updated seamless mod, password?
>>564747228you didn't answer my question
>>564747430drop me your gear and it will be faster
>I'll play a game before work to relax>Get the laggiest shittiest chinese internet I've seen in my life>Enemies don't react to stagger at all>Teammates occasionally become invisible>Takes 10 seconds to pick up items or get boss loot>Wipe on day 1 to bears>Game is so laggy it thought someone quit and I get reduced leaver penalty>2000/4000 depths about to be demoted to depth 2I'm so salty. Losing because I suck is fine but I fucking hate china. If they're not cheating it's this. Can I block a whole region from matchmaking?
>>564747983we're all humans chud
>>564747983People quit on the character selection if the ping shown here is too high sometimes https://github.com/tremwil/SteamP2PInfo
>>564747983>Can I block a whole region from matchmaking?check your teammates steam profile in character selection then just alt f4 if they're chinese
>>564729145truth
>>564748114>>564748324Do I lose points from that?
>>564747525okayI dropped all the death knight gear right behind me in the chapel of anticipation and I'm on NG+ with tiny great pot usedpassword is the exact post number of my character concept post from a few threads ago, please re-read everything there pertaining to both our characters if you can?
I'm actually so good at the game it's insane
>>564748418as long as it's during character selection/hawk cutscene then no you don't
>>564748637omg...
>>564748637FVARRRKK
>>564746773Actual good image>>564748108Well that’s just not true
>>564749181it's called sarcasm dummy
GgSo close to my first zero team death/down/revive D5 game>>564749484
A lot of ugly paringslop itt, let's fix that real quick.
is this a joke weapon
Executor and Revenant didn't interact in the game at all
>deviljeeta finishes a run>immediately scours the thread for something to get mad atlike clockwork kek truly the most fragile ego ever
>>564742091>demure wife image
>>564750976Don't tell the poopdick troons that xhey don't play the game and only watch trailers
>>564750976Executor and Revenant are a cute friendship though that's why people post a lot of art of them together
>>564750976They’re so cute together though…
>>564749352>>564749484>>564747836>>564746456Good images that made the right people seethe profusely well done needless to say victory is rightfully in your hands and you may rest easy knowing the enemy has been defeated
>>564751125That jellyfish is a war criminal.
>>564751456why
>>564750913>troon souls 2
>>564751559Killed billions of margits
Unsolicited seething about God2
>>564750792>paring>incestslop Now all of /erg/ knows you're indian.
>>564747525can you please use CE or roundtable to change your character to male? i'm not sure why you disconnected either, my world is still open>>564750792amazing pic
*incestkino
>>564750976the official twitter put out a video celebrating friendly player interactions and they coupled all the nightfarers and executor was paired with rev
new controller queuingfeels weird having it click when i sprint surge
Even though they are a super cute couple
>>564752282Who asked?
>>564745467fact
>>564752581pita bread means sister fucking in my language.
>>564752051got a bad feeling and I lost interest, good luck with your playthrough though
>>564742861deep image that resonated with all anons
>>564752872what do you mean a bad feeling? I told you exactly what I wanted and you agreed to it, explain
>>564752872>The autistic troon actually gave him the ickThis is fucking priceless
>>564752979Unfortunately, it may be the case that you got trolled.
>>564753039really cute
>>564752872post xher's steam right now
>>564753067>autistic troonim out of the loop who are we talking about
>>564752872
>>564753337
it's not fair that only recluse can use this
>>564752581cucked>>564752282cutie
>>564753295steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199684963884/though another CE'd throwaway will be created anyway
>>564753639yup hes trans
>>564753639valid
>>564753639what's wrong with you?
>>564752979did the guy that join you was even nezuk?
>>564753639femboy furshit + trish vibes = ick supreme
>>564753639not my pwned ergsisster...
>>564753934i'm not posting their steam because even tho they're being a weird vindictive asshole towards me for wanting to rp in game, i'm better than that and i dont try to drag people down for no reason
stop posting people's profiles retards
>>564753512>>564753639All this bullshit and he just bought the game, surely he's an alt? People in this website are so fucking embarrassing
>>564753512jesus christ lol
>>564754217it's an obvious alt and won't be his first
>>564748783Ok thanks that's good to know. I'm gonna start dodging shitty pings.
>>564754217using an alt while interacting with this cesspool is the only smart move here
>>564754097only trish reacts like this
>>564752872>>564753639post xher account back
>>564754097BRAVE and STUNNING
>>564750976>>564749181>>564750792>>564750976>>564751120>>564751125>>564752402>>564752060Good posts which caused intense dilation amongst the threadshitters who inhabit this shithole needless to say you can hold your head up high knowing you’re the victor and that The Raped have been vanquished
>>564754129that's unenforceable and unnecessary
>>564754097post it NOW they EMBARASSED you. It's only FAIR.
>>564755032>>564751347>>564751956>>564751241>>564751269got his ass here can't even lie
>>564755032 (me)Oopsie meant for this brown >>564751347
>>564754097I like rp in elden ring a lot and I'll continue doing it on my own terms, I do genuinely hope you eventually find a player to tag along with you but maybe you should be more discerning about where it is that you openly ask for volunteers, unless your real intent for asking in here of all places is something that you're not telling us also I'm not afraid of posting it myself, it's okid/veerinveneer
>>564755220don’t talk to yourself freak
>>564755470>schizojeet delusion hours has startedkino
GgI’ve seen artorias get stance broken
>>564755462oh you're the guy from the fcs
>>564755108no, i might just play on my ownpassword is 564551303 if anyone wants to join and play as a tank or grief me or whatever since im leaving friendly fire on>>564755462i don't get why you posted my steam in the first place to make fun of me instead of just quietly leaving, you should really think twice about things in the future instead of acting like that
>>564754097C'mon you gotta confirm it for us. Was it actually nezuk?
Lol Revenant mains playing on easy mode.
>>564752282Which conch?
>>564755752you're not making the point you think you're making
>>564755804no it was me>>564755678when do we fight?
>>564755462>private account, not afraidyeah sure
>>564755636>raped ESL projection loops have begunfor sure
>>564756102idk but you shouldn't have posted xher profile okay?
>>564755937another xbone unfortunatelycontrollers these days are too big, bring back the ds3
>>564756307Take the chink pill
>>564756307Controllers are smaller retard
>>564756298>>564712297
Where is the romance... all hope is lost.
>>564756462Stop spamming
>>564756561I guess I'll have to take the bullet and marry my fair maiden shiftyduck...
>>564755939>heh u should have thought twice about asking to play elden ring in the elden ring thread....retard
>>564756307>cc has small sissy hands
what happened to /dsg/ and /fsg/?
>>564756778hollowed out
>nobody dodged the augurpain desu>>564756747i'm not american so yes my hands don't look like baseball mitts
>>564756307Is it a hall effect one?
>>564756503battle cry of the raped. your concession is accepted.
>>564756160I mean you and whoever else can see there's not much to the profile if you add me but don't be offended if I remove you eventually
>>564755752I posted it because someone asked for it and we are participating in a public discussion
>>564757349if you're going to post people's profiles at the slightest provocation, what's the point of saying:>maybe you should be more discerning about where it is that you openly ask for volunteers
>>564757139>>564756298
I have faith we can all agree that the troonie won and that guy is a flake chud loser
videogamedunkey never did a full video about shadow of the erdtree even though he did two on elden ring and had 300 hours on the game. it proves it was shit
you mean the furry? not sure if xhe is a troonie
>>564757560all I think is that you're taking it too seriously because you are upset and you really should come in with the assumption already that your profile will be seen by others and that you cannot control what they do with that information, it's weird acting like we haven't already had anons meticulously cataloguing every profile they interact with using the thread password before, and it's irresponsible to assume that your expectations will be respected, policing the behaviour of members is something best left to discords and other such platforms
>>564758008all I think is that you baited me for two days and left after grafted scion then posted my profile in thread which is pretty scummy of youbye
>>564756307The Xbox One controllers are probably the biggest in the last 3 generations what the fuck are you smoking
I don't like seeing those two ergistanis fighting...
>>564758257Not at all
>>564758380Stop spamming
>>564758229I actually wasn't even the last poster
dead q right now?
>>564758545Eh?
Which is more fun for a full playthrough, including SOTE:>STR/INT (primarily STR) >DEX/FAI (primarily DEX)
>>564756931Awww you’re so small. How tall are you?
Shattered.. by someone or something
>>564758748Do str int have any synergy at all? Play wazikashi black flame blade rl1 +0 fresh start ng+7
>>564758748well i like the dex movesets more, but some people like hitting really hard more, which sounds more like you?
>>564758879uoh
I wish backhand blades were daggers instead
>>564758879dont post my daughter wife here faggot
>>564758932Why? I look like that
Lol…
>>564758748i feel like they both have a lot of very interesting stuff but dex fai seems more catered to/accessiblei enjoyed both quite equally so.
>>564758930what is this weapon on the left??
>>564758476Yes at all idiot
>>564756307I’m starting to think cc is a girl larping as a guy
>>564759390Scattershot.
>>564759519What a rotten deceit that would be
I want to kiss an erg girl
>>564758880I don't know. I tend to like STR and FAI more, but I've already done a STR/FAI hybrid run
I want to kill an erg girl
>>5647587906'3 223lb
>>564759982>>564760174do you want me to bake dsg for you so you can post those empty bumps there
I want to be an erg girl (male)
ganking griefer chuds with my erg sister wives...
>>564760441a corpse should be left well alone, nusoi
gg sleepywonder if maris has headshot damage or not
>>564760440Hot beefcake anon…
Ggs storm blade scholar stick>>564760583Idk but we melted it quick
>>564760440Nuoh
>>564760441It’s just going to die in 50 posts again don’t bother lol
>>564760549valid, stunning and brave
Shifty slut give me the sissy succ
>>564760440Haha I'm fatter than you!
>>564761963let's see it clap for the ergaijin
>fatter
>>564760440Wtf are you me
>>564762139I'm 231 lbs!
>>564762542would
2 liner raider kino?
>>564762542and a crisp 5'4 of course?
>>564756102I always knew the 'zuk wouldn't do that to 'maddy
>>564761963Why are erg girls so full bodied?
>>564762542We need to see you make it clap mommy please
>>564763165Nah I'm 6'2". Still fat though!
I want to grope an erg girl's big butt
>>564763396>>564763410I hate for you to find out like this but I am, in fact, male. I'm even cis and hetero.
>the rp guy actually came back on a saturdayI kinda feel bad about it now
>>564763785i'm still here just kinda depressed that I got baited by someone else that was trying to moral grandstand
>>564763714Why are erg boys so tall? You’re the 4th one I’ve seen mention they are 6’2”-6’3’”
gg dreggie
I miss an erg girl
gg gregsmooth run
>>564764178Superior genetics are attracted to based games?
>>564762542>>564763165Cute!!!
>>564763483pumping
>based games>look inside>elden ring
>>564764818Elden Ring and Nightreign are based!
>>564764080You should have just posted your steam back on thursday, we would have already been halfway through Altus
>>564765445okay well my steam is right here >>564753639 so go ahead and add me
>>564764178nordsissy epidemic
>>564765526Next time maybe, for sure
>>564765775next time when? next time i have an idea? i still want to do the first one with death knight and lost priestess
GgFree run, I went down alot
O Erdtree
Why is Gransax so big? Shouldn't be be more powerful than Placidusax?
Ggs, got greedy trying to finish off Faurtis before he sperged out
>>564766835Is that a Godslayer’s Greatsword in your inventory or are you just happy to see me?
Is Ranni really a Mary Sue?
>>564757726>>564755636
>>564767240No that's malenia
>>564767240Yes>>564768006>girlfailure rotten amputeebluecuck cope
gg 3bug
gg 3 bugs, thought we were going to kill the moth before it finished its get-up animation
gg 3bugsthink i can't go back to giantsflame after experiencing frenzy damage
id be willing to coop
gg 3 bugs
gg 6bug
gg 7bug
>>564767240no more than miquella or marika i think
>>564762542Trishtinche, you hijo de puta, not like this.
>>564763107there's a green shop relic much better than that
>>564769031Who?
foul tarnished
/erg/ official survey>height >weight>mainI'll start5'4320lbrevenant
