We're So Back Edition>Evercold Teaser Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Dk3rfUC80DE [Embed]>Moogle Treasure Trove - (March 31st -> April 28)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/mogmog-collection/202603/lba1j4i815>Patch 7.45 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/2e8a10c44121af50ce86e1b605e10608e15f24d6>Patch 7.5 (April 28th) Preview Sitehttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/patch_7_5/>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• April 25, 9:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Goblin, Goblet, W2 P12 | Mario Retardy CPU Bets: Championship Edition >>563428709• April 25, 10:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Cuchulainn | Empyreum W27 P52 | RP Speedmeeting >>562561983• April 26, 6:00 PM EDT | LB14, Spring Queen Auction! >>564024336• May 1, 7:00 PM EDT | Goblin, North Shroud (21.8, 26.6) | Elezen Meetup >>564559747 Previously: >>564732495
Sex with all females of every raceI'm excited for them to show off Evolved Summoner
futachelle thread
I was about to post a out raiding but I needed to shit real bad. I shat so hard that my left leg was shaking, holy fuck lol. Anyway I like the new changes and I'm a pentalegend btw.
>>564741650should have done a second version of the pose with your middle finger up
The Fiddie supremacy.
90 days until Berlin fanfest
How do I get this gud at the game, bros
>>564741746nigga hit the stanky leg fr
i'm not the original fofo poster who cheated using splatoon. you guys are kinda mean
>20% MAX
>>564741696I hate his stupid face in those thumbnails
Sex with all males of elezen raceI'm curious about evolved MCH
Why they nerfing all tanks except PLD?
>>564741830Show me your character. It better not be a moonie.
>>564741696I hate this "X reacts to" shitAnd this >>564741839
Alright fuckers, the new expansion looks to be fun so I want to catch up before it comes out (the last MSQ I did was around 5.3, after beating the WoL boss).I'll have to resubscribe to get through Endwalker. I also see that Dawntrail is on sale right now on the Square Enix website. Does anyone know how long this will last? I could only find an article talking about a sale for it that lasts until the end of March (but obviously we're past that point)
>>564741879>”nerfing”>we don’t even know what they did to the other 4 tanks
>>564741696GAY GUY REACTS TO ESTINIEN SHIRTLESS
>>564741879They aren't? You're acting like SCH/SGE can't heal just fine.
my moonie just came her fucking brains out to super deepthroat
>>564741696You think I would get views if I just put "White guy reacts to X."
>>564741903what, ofc it's a moonie. my moonie is a moonie
My femra? She's exactly like this
>>564741830but you make the exact same posts, down to the letter...
>2 minute meta gone>This is supposed to be the "significant changes"
>>564741839Too bad, the algorithm decided that's what rules.
>>564741830just admit you cheat nigga no one believes you
>>564742030rape
>>564742102>anon will never say what he thinks significant changes actually are
>>564742016prove it by doing it in my femras throat next
>>564742102>he’s pretending to like the 2m meta now
>>564742102it alone is huge tbf
The only way to keep this evolved shit out is to ONLY use reborn. Make reborn only parties, kick anybody that plays evolved, normalize playing reborn
>He's PRETENDING PEOPLE LIKED the 2m meta.
I made a free trial alt for plapping and after spending 45 minutes with her, I think she looks better than my mainoops
>>564741948May as well snap up Current Expac if you're eager to get caught up and play for a while since there's nine months to new expac
>>564742102good.
>Just keep playing Shbslop jobs and not the new cool and idenity-full jobsLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>564742259save character data and use one of the free fantasias the game's been shitting at us since 7.0 started
wait wait wait wait.When the dev talked about normal vs savage and they said 80% vs 20%.Was 20% the max?
If you genuinely enjoy the 2 minute meta you don't deserve human rights.
at least it isn't the loli schizo
>>564742030Literally BUILT for back pats and being told "good job champ"
>>564742246You're not going to win this battle, new jobs aren't even coming out with Reborn kits, the playerbase are all drooling retards, and the 1-2-3 being a pvp combo now alone is going to have masses flocking to it. Trust me bro I hate it too, but that's the future of XIV now.
>>564742364what identityyou still press buttonbutton do damagewhere identity?unless they actively REMOVE the ability to do certain things from most jobs there is no identity.
>>564742414thanks cute poster
How does my femra find an EB like this?
so you're making plans to meet your EB at an upcoming event soon like >>564737156 right?maybe EB them IRL someday like >>564738706 right???I WANT TO DIE
my moonie upon seeing the character creator options doubled?do nothing because shes attached to how she looks since stormblood
reposting from last thread... Anyone wanna tap in on doing EX+ content from previous expansions once Evolved mode is out in 8.0? We can get /xivg/ parties to do it all/help anons out who are earlier in the story and wanna try raiding!
>>564742436>>564742246Crystal Conflict won.
>>564742510marrying a woman who plays this game is some brainlet shit
What enemy do you hope you can tame as a beast master?
the "cuck tanks" will end up being stronger because mitigation is the superior ability and they'll probably have higher dps
>>564742463The identity in the job design
>>564742030Prepare to die, mooncoon.
>>564742510Explode all of you
>>564742495/beam hope you've been having a cozy Saturday btw!
I hope that anon posts to the thread again so I can talk to them
>>564742581which is what
>>564742030twinem!
shit boat shit ffishers
>>564705372 Evil... people only? What does this imply? Am I evil? Am I not evil? I don't understand. I've been scanning this thread for the answer, and still... nothing.>>564714494 Was asleep, but I did laugh.>>564738923 I'm not white nor are my hands that meaty.>>564742570Bahamut.
>>564742436>Trust me bro I hate it too, but that's the future of XIV now.I don't hate it I'm just posting shit for laughs kek
Evolved AST is totally gonna make the cards AOE or something (Pog)
>>564742675Pls don’t swear
>>564741736>Evolved Summoner might be more about using actual summons>Evolved Dancer could be about more skills using dance steps>Evolved Picto>Evolved BLM>Evolved DRkI'm fucking excited to the point I'm actually at a loss currently as to what I'll play when I come back.
>>564742570I want them to put a Yan somewhere in some few expansions from now so I can have one as a BST.
I hope DRK gets skills that cost health.
>>564742573It's probably going to another HW where PLD gets cucked because the new MT will be better than PLD too. It's going to be a monkey's paw for PLD mains.
>>564742510I don't know if I would ever have the courage to meet my EB.. we're close but I think the magic would wear off in person....
>>564742689wsg nigga pull up to columbus circlestreet fair today
Guys, Nashu is so fucking hot and I can't take it. She's so unintentionally sexy it's crazy no other character has reached this
Bros?
>>564742735xi souleater my beloved*zergs absolute virtue*
>>564742510i'm already engaged what the fuck do i need an EB for
>>564742765I can't today, I have to head to the court house to pick up my phone.
Guys, Benedikta is so fucking hot and I can't take it. She's so unintentionally sexy it's crazy no other character has reached this
my femezen is gonna go get a burger do (YOU) want anything
>>564742249Korra you are actually the perfect person to answer thisSince you're a dawntrail kid What are you excited for with the upcoming changes? i hope you enjoy them>>564742735No one cares about your opinion after your last post man
Define job identity
>>564742713sorry i wont do it again..
>>564742570
>>564742849my b its washington square parkbut alright. kinda rainy today anyway
>>564742041Hey
>>564742720Mad lads actually did it and gave all existing jobs a job-identity update *on top* of a normal skillset update in Reborn mode, color me impressed.>>564742781Noir "she had great gams, she was a great dame" Nashu in one of the Hildebrand next-quest bits made my weewee feel funny.
>>564742510Hahahaha right, my EB that I totally have
>Reclear | Hector | Braindead | No Reborn Jobs allowed>(weak jobs are locked)>(Tank jobs are locked)This is the future.
>>564742781It's called gap moe.
>>564742570your mom
>>564742801explains why some ancient drama came up in the thread recently
>>564741696I hate these fucking people.
>>564742736or like pure and shield healers where while having a pure healer is nice, two shield healers can easily clear stuff but with no shield healers it's going to be a struggle just because of the tendency for them to make raidwides just murder everyone without mitigation
>>564742867diet cokey cola
Lore:>Child viera are androgynous until puberty>Men come and take the boys >Adult male viera are very masculine and muscular hunters>Adult female viera are very feminine and not as strongFFXIV fans:>BOY VIERAS DON'T HAVE DICKS THEY HAVE A CLIT AND A PUSSY AND IT ONLY TURNS INTO A DICK LATER>THE WOMEN RAPE THE MEN>THE MEN ARE FUCCBOIS AND SIMPS AND THE WOMEN RULE OVER THEM...
>>564742735pvp drk does this and its the same designer soooo... maybe?
>>564742931You don't even raid.
>>564742510i'd have to get an EB first and i am unEBable.
>>564742886job identity is just code for easier jobs
>>564742693Evolved Puppoonie
>>564742875>No one cares about your opinion after your last post manye.
>>564742956Remember that time he fell asleep while talking to someone?
When do I meet my dragoon husband estiniten?
>>564743007>Lore:>>Adult male viera are very masculine and muscularPPFFFFFFTTTTT HAHAHHAHAHHA
>>564742886Stuff the job can do that ties into the job's core concept
>>564742801Love that slut
>>564742875MORE COMBAT CONTENT THAT ACTUALLY TAKES MY GEAR INTO ACCOUNT AND ISNT JUST AETHERPOOL!!!! I LOVE DDS BUT COME ON!!!! GIVE ME MORE MIDCORE CONTENT THAT IS REPEATABLE, DYNAMIC, CHALLENGING AND MATTERS TO THE OVERALL GAME AND ISNT JUST SEPERATE INSTANCE SPECIFIC GEAR!!!!! I WANNA GAME WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AT ONCE!!!!!
>>564742018
>>564740993Log Horizon.
>>564743007>thinks the women need to be physically stronger to dominate the menmaleoid spotted.
>>564742540Why the fuck would you do previous expansion content on the new jobs instead of current expansion content
>>564742875>caring about his opinion at all self report
I heard someone say the new update helped improve class fantasies. What does that entail?
If they buffed Scathe's potency or made interesting I wouldn't mind losing thundershit dot for it.Give all the dots to summoner
>>564743172just play WoW instead, it's worse but at least you will fit better with the boomer trannies.
>>564742910This weather shit is so weird man.
>>564743007>Adult male viera are very masculine and muscular huntersNot represented in lore or in gameThey are however masculine for Viera, and they are aggressively sexual, which is why they are exiled
I didn't catch the keynote , but why is 2 minute meta dying?
>>564743201try eureka/bozja
>>564742669Identity.
>>564743201Forked Tower is right there.
>>564742990Yeah that too. Hopefully the MT/OT roles won't be that drastically different like how current pure/shield healers are.
>>564743294which is
>>564743201i want to fuck your throat
>>564743280yeahhhhitting the city for a bit, see you around g
>>564742915Hello
>>564742693sects will be back
YOU!Mnch, munch...Are you excited for Evercold? Did they win you back? The combat, the setting, tone and characters, all the promises, Evangelion, are you excited? And what for specifically! Tell me or I'll eat your bucket of chicken too!
>1/2/3 and the PVP combo discourse just bind the 1 skill on 3 hotbar slots.
>>564742510I already had sweaty car sex with my EB :3
>dark knight will finally get minus strike
>>564743352It will get better, okay?
>>564743347Be safe out there.
>>564742801love!
>>564743209NTA but this video series is so funny
>>564743285Because it's a design philosophy that started taking shape in ShB, was established in EW and everyone got really tired of it in DT because it's clearly holding them back when they're trying to coem up with new things for each job.
>>564741830are you having fun with the thread and game lately, my future eb?
EB like this
>>564743270PLD has a counterattack againDRG has a lot of jumping and elusive jump gives sprintWHM gets damage from healing anytime and not just for the stupid lilyBRD songs actually change their buttons/have effects on the party and isn't just a passive unnoticable buff>>564743285explicit deletion of raid buffs unless it serves job identity like on BRD/DNCjobs have flexible burst
>>564742510is that judas in the 2nd post
>>564743285all raid buffs are being removed
>>564743414....
>>564743201Did you enjoy the combat changes? or does it seem interesting for you?
>>564742510Met half my FC, sadly couldn't see my EB, but we're still working on that.
>>564743482Miloslav
>>564743368Why were you so small in person? You look huge in these pictures.
>>564743226this anon gets itbeing undone by the right words and tone and touch > just being overpoweredbut preferably both at the same time
>>564743482anon....
>>564743554Keep doing your best, even when it hurts. You're going to make it.
>>564743470>that started taking shape in ShB,Started taking shape in ARR ackchyually. All raid buff meta is descended from Ninja's Trick Attack.
How do i reconcile forced feminization being my biggest fetish with already playing a girly femra?There's like not much room to do anything there...
>>564743368I think evercold looks cool and I hope that the evolved jobs are fun to play
>>564742510I want to meet my EB so bad bros
>>564743320If you need me to explain you've already lost.
>>564743554it won't get bettersorry
>>564742720>I'm fucking excited to the point I'm actually at a loss currently as to what I'll play when I come back.Same, the 2 minute meta made me stop playing a majority of jobs but I'm actually looking forward to picking them up again going off the Drg and Brd demos which looked super fun
>>564742990Shield healers will probably get rewarded for shields breaking and be more single target focused while pure healers will get rewarded for raw heals doing something and have better AoE.Meaning two of either is going to be weaker than a blend in top end content.
>>564743482thats a weird looking vase
>>564743630You can only satisfy that fetish if it bleeds into irl as well, that's about it.t. someone in your shoes
Card Anchor? https://ff14-chcard2.pages.dev/>>564743296GIVE IT TO ME INSTANTLY NOT BEHIND ME GRINDING BULLSHIT CE'S AND FATES WITH 100 OTHER MFS FOR 20 HOURS JUST TO GET KNOWLEDGE LEVEL 20 TO THEN WAIT TO DO INSTANCED CONTENT!!! I WANT IT AVAILABLE 24/7!!!!>>564743290I fuck wit dem heavy just annoying that the gear doesn't matter + the content is kinda bs esp with every time i try eureka it's dead, on crystal and on aether.>>564743336huh!?>>564743565Unironically we won. This shit gonna be so much fun I'm looking forward to it + the new difficulty between EX and Savage since I feel like that'll let savage be it's own thing, M9S felt about as easy as Doomtrain if not easier at certain moments...
>>564743368Honestly the cross DC party finder and that ilevel reflection thing has me so happy. Didn't understand the battle pass thing and I wasn't able to catch the rest of the presentation. I've never watched evangelion, so I'm glad people are excited for that.
Anyone knows if the bard songs have their timer reduced? It's a small thing but I fucking hated that they overlapped lol It was like saying "you know at least one of the three is irrelevant and you're only using it as filler"
>>564743482That's LITERALLY me wth
>>564743630should've gone male
Today I think ill mindlessly grind out another shadowbringers relic then rot in OC
My male midlander?Like thus,
>>564743712>GIVE IT TO ME INSTANTLY NOT BEHIND ME GRINDING BULLSHIT CE'S AND FATES WITH 100 OTHER MFS FOR 20 HOURS JUST TO GET KNOWLEDGE LEVEL 20 TO THEN WAIT TO DO INSTANCED CONTENT!!! I WANT IT AVAILABLE 24/7!!!!Stop crying, get grinding right now. Its right here the kind of content you want.
>>564743482Why you put on shoes after you took your pants off. That just makes no sense.
>>564743712>the gear doesn't matterthere is a lot of gear to collect that matters in eureka/bozja, wdym?if you just mean "maximum possible ilvl" then yeah it's just savage/alliance raid/hunts/tome capping sloppa
>>564743712I'm happy for you, could you carry my will moving forward?
>>564741470>>564741274>>564741990At least it's not a 1-to-1 like some people do. I approve.
>>564743716BUILDED
>wake up>remember no one will ever reach out or message me first even on a saturday>bedrot for another several hoursoh yeah
>>564743368I'm excited to cling to you for warmth in the frozen wastes of the Fourth
>>564743368The setting looked very interesting and cool, but I'm still cautious about it. I also thought Tural looked marvelous and I liked the idea of a Monster Hunter-like story, and look what happened.The job changes and new jobs are what have me most intrigued right now.Also, take my bucket of chicken anyway, I'm on ozempic.
>>564742510I had plans for it yeah, for next year. Safe to say he didnt want the same
>>564743619Roe ninjas are pretty funny. Imagine getting sneak attacked by a brick shithouse.
>>564742867A bigger burger
>>564743390footjob
>>564743368>Can now call CC and every single NA DC can join if they want to without going on Crystal.Or>Can do the moon content or foray zone while sitting in PF to fill.
>>564743838He says not reaching out to anyone as well thus perpetuating the cycle
>>564741817LMFFAOOOOO ay you ain't lying bruh
>>564743862For whatever reason every fat ninja I get in random roulettes has been an absolute god at the job
>>564743708Yeah kinda true, i guess i need someone who teases me for playing such a feminine character and messes with me for real over that...
>>564741830That's what you get for being an avatarfagging nigger, you made your bed now lay in it.
>>564743838I say good morning to everyone I talk to and it dies from there...
>>564743659Yeah. I'm waiting until around August myself, to minimize time spent with the current ass kits and get caught up on other games. Hopefully the next fanfest shows off enough other jobs that I can decide what I might be playing in 8.0.Dancer, DRK, and GNB are the big three to see, especially Dancer.
are they gonna try and fix femwas face again
>>564743356dont be mean to me but im too new to know what that is
>>564743729bard songs seemed to be 20 seconds each, but mage's ballad gave a 15s regen buff, army's paean gave a 7s movespeed buff, and WM gave a 15s shield
>>564743652>no answerI accept your concession. Maybe find out what job identity is before coming back.
>>564743913i literally reached out to 3 separate people to get them to do something yesterday get fucked>>564744003i like saying good morning to people but that weirds them out for some reason so dont do that
>>564743619TA dictated meta party comps but not job design. Not to mention the game used to have an enmity management meta dominated by NIN.HW was more focused on jobs management multiple personal buffs and SB made the game a lot more focused on resource management with the introduction of job gauges.ShB killed the enmity meta and the dmg type debuffs and started making buff alignment noticeably stronger with the AST rework and DNC added to the game.
>>564743368Yeah I'm stoked for it. It addresses some issues I had with the game for like half a decade and the aesthetic is top tier.
evens dancerodds samuraizero MAWNK
>>564743829FOR BAKING BREAD!!
>>564743947Yeah exactly. It's a bit scary but I hope you can find that if you're looking for it sis.
>>564742693sex will be back
>>564744061you fucking faggot
pupoonies also known as poonies
>>564743473yea maybe, the future for the game looks a bit more bright after the keynote
Unironically we won so hard yesterday. I'm so excited for this upcoming expansion... though I needa watch a DT recap vid for 7.0-7.3 since my bitchass did NOT pay attention.>>564743779yeah but i gotta do bullshit to get to it... I'll be back monday fr fr I'll slowly get my knowledge level up inbetween reclears cuz I needa swap some gear around for BiS for Ultimate!>>564743807yee, i meant like ilvl specific gear you get, I want that gear to matter outside of Savage, I don't notice a difference between 770 gear and 790 besides MAYBE finishing M11S one heartbreaker faster. I want my ilvl to matter fr fr!>>564743812huh! Twinem what you mean...
>>564744061Ast could be a shield or regen healer depending on which sect you had active
>>564743901>Can now call CC and every single NA DC can join if they want to without going on Crystal.is that really how it will work, though? are there going to be multiple casual queues for each DC? or do they all feed into a single queue? that sounds fucking awful for queue syncing with friends because the game will just pop every 10 seconds and you'll miss each other
>>564743776A sheep? He's Welsh?
>>564743007>Adult male viera are very masculine and muscular hunters>Adult female viera are very feminine and not as stronglollmao even
>>564744097>TA dictated meta party comps but not job design>started making buff alignment noticeably strongerBut anon, that's what I mean. Buff alignment was and still is informed by Trick Attack's own window.
https://files.catbox.moe/36cljb.mp4
>>564744176
>>564744046Why does it matter you use that alien face sculpt.
>>564743619>All raid buff meta is descended from Ninja's Trick Attack.This guy knows.
>>564744192>I want that gear to matter outside of Savagethat would be nice but aside from extremes, ultimate and really, really niche stuff like soloing old expansion A ranks or unsyncing old content, your gear will not matter and I don't see that changing
>>564744192Nigga just replay the story through NG+
>>564744061Don't ever talk about ast again.
>>564743776It's the sheeplander, may I pet? I remembered crackers
>>564744061AST had nocturnal and diurnal sect that made your spells either apply a shield or a regen respectively, it was a toggle like a stance
>>564744138Fuck it, I'll also do it that wayevens DRKodds PLDzero WAR
>>564744110sex with this hot redhead
>>564744293but im not using any face sculpt
>>564742510I'm meeting my EB for the second time in about 1 month, but we're not romantically involved because I'm already EB'd IRL.>>564743368>Did they win you back?I never left. Some of the expansion changes sound interesting from the summaries I've heard, although I admit I mostly focused on the PvP changes (cross-DC queue sounds interesting).I'm less excited for the near-term changes, particularly to Frontline Battle High, as well as the updated map rotation giving short shrift to Shatter. The new CC map seems interesting, though.
>>564744192well i am not playing anymoreand you're unironically the only person here i trust to move forward and have a great time
>>564743757can I come
>hop on xiv for the first time in over a year>first MSQ I have is tacos and cuklamat
>>564743368It is promising but we have NO clue about writing quality. So medium hype.
>>564743716jungle bungirl sexoooo
>>564744337Yes! You may, I eat, I eat.Chomp chomp.>>564744236He's sheepish not welshish.
>>564742041I want an EB that looks like that
>>564744046Can I erp with you?
>>564744320but... Dawntrail's story sucks ass and makes me so bored...>>564744307fuck...>>564744446twinem... you gotta tap back in the game already fun now!!! And we got an ultimate coming up! Shit's gonna be so much fun!
>>564743368>Did they win you back?I was gonna play the expansion because I still like the game as a whole, I’m even more excited for it now
>>564742693Here me out.AST will be about card drawing, but be about duo card combos.Basically, you draw a card, place it on a player as a buff. Then, the next card you place on them does something different depending on the combination.
>>564744502Then I'll use the crackers as distraction to pet you multiple times
>>564744069forgot to mention that radiant finale gives an unknown 10s buff
>>564742510AhahaHahaHaEXPLODE
>>564742510As long as the U.S keeps denying me tourist Visas for esoteric reasons I can't do that.
>>564743482I wanna shove my face there
>woman talking about the bear and random stranger question and why'd she'd pick the bear >expects me to get mad>Just say if there was a fire and if I had to rescue a random woman or a cat I'll pick the cat>She calls me an incel. Not my fault your mad>
>Why won't the devs add time mage?Let me explain the story of GW2 Chronomancer. It was essentially a time mage, and they introduced Alacrity a buff that reduced cooldowns by 25%. This was so powerful that every single party needed this class without question otherwise, you could really feel your damage drop. Because the buff was so strong, every support job eventually needed a way to provide it.And the devs are testing the waters with BRDS OGCD CD reduction buff to see IF they can add more CDR reduction buffs
>>564744549>Here me out.
>>564744571Watch out! You summoned the horde..
>>564744061astro used to be two jobs because square decided that was too difficult to maintain
>>564744448Your thread cred may take irreversible damage if you were to be seen with someone like me>>564744527I want an eb who accepts that I am that
>>564742570A catboy
>>564744353>>564744201That sounds neat thanks for spoonfeeding me>>564744549Could be cool
>>564744541i already know i don't like the changes so i am just biting the bullet nowKorra even though i find you to be autistic as helli hereby give you my will to continue onmy moonie out.
>>5647445416.1-6.5 was the most boring post patch MSQ and I still went through it all
>>564742693omg its a pubeca->>564744061sorry i meant pubedog
>>564744715You have an EB.
>>564742570minotaur
>>564743356Zero chance that sects will be back because healers are still split between healing and shielding.Random cards could be back though, now that we are not bound by parsefaggot 2minute shit.
>>564744476Still better than Wowo Wawa....!
>>564744698It's a good thing I brought many crackers, I have enough for them all and I'll sneak in headpats whenever I can
>>564743368Waiting to hear more but it looks like it will be good.
Why are people allowed to post claims without any evidence or explanation
>>564744732Why?You can already tame them with the promise of snuggles
>>564744883Niled
My faggy PLDzen MT was turned into an OT sissy by two maleroe WARs...
>>564744970h-hot...
>>564744921yanking this moonies ear
Just gimme more things to bonk and we win. SIMPLE AS.>>564744748NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME TWIN. YOU HAVE TO SEE THE DREAM!!! PLEAAAAAASE JUST ONE MONTH I WILL SHOW YOU!!!!>>5647447676.1 up to finding the hidden treasure vault thing was slow but I fucked with going to the void and meeting zero so hard, was so fucking epic going to the first and getting the secret Gaia cutscene I loved every moment... I think I'm retarded twin...
>>564744476Just skip the cutscenes bro you're missing nothing it's just wuk lamat does gay globohomo siht for 12 hours until sphene shows up and more of the same happens
My femezen is looking for her evercolder femezen wife
>>564744970PLEASE LET MY FEMRA WATCH!!!
>>564742570Galatea Magna, if Beastmaster isn't abandoned on release and makes it to Endwalker content that is
So there is hope in 8.0?
>>564744920Yay! I can't wait for BST for the sheep armor.
The only way Evercold could get any better is if they finally add NPC bonding.Make different NPCs have different requirements to unlock them as an option.Alisae requiring Coil finished and saving her little rat buddyEstinien involving finishing HW and the DRG job questsNanamo having done Sil'dahEtc.
>>564744641But Time magic is cool...
>>564744418wryx does your wife know or have you moved on to straight up cheating?
Pld bulwark just can’t catch a break lmao
>>564745114They just need to add crackers to the game...
>>564743390Post your sunnie.
>>564744641We literally had that already including buff extension and cooldown reduction on AST.They got rid of it.
>>564745019Mine too
>>564745036Didn't you play Endwalker twin? There's always hope. WE DEFY FATE HERE.
>>564744715Word of mouth says you already have an EB, is that true? If so .. it's over ...
>>564745123Requirements for Yaana?I need to princess carry her out of the arcadion in full view of the audience
Why did Nat leave?
>>564745231Word around the office is you got a fat cockI got a fat cock too
>>564745139>wryx>wife
>>564745036No. We hate all the changes. We think Dawntrail is flawless as-is, and if you have ANY "criticisms" of it, you need to go back to WoW.
>>564744969Nobody cares
My femra needs a sunnie heater before evercold drops...
my balls are evercold..
>>564745005Nyo, that hurts anon.
>>564744883>a tranny immediately respondsim nooooticing
>>564745208honestly i can't believe someone like korra would have sat down and watched the msq. that's great i guess
my headcanon is that after e9s my wol turned her into his familiar and despite her constant shit talking they eventually got along
>>564745387may my femra warm them?
>>564744843>>564745231I eb'd my eternal bro back in shadowbringers but we're never done THAT.........
>>564743165he's full enough of himself to not only relentlessly samefag but also to try and rewrite past events to make himself look better when no one actually gives a fuck
>>564745240Completion of the raid story, obviously.
>no dommy friends to help guide my femra into learning ERP so they can groom her to their liking
Can't wait for BRIGHT yellow femlala cosplaying as the minons
>>564745387
>>564745345You do.
>>564745139>>564745284Remove yourself from my GOAT
>>564745474Calm down, Appal
>>564745523why would i care about another dime a dozen faggot femra
>>564745439I spent most of 2025 from Jan to Dec documenting my entire MSQ journey here... I stopped doing it when I got to DT because of how much I was skipping and how bored I was. Shadowbringers and 5.0-5.5 was the peak last summer, full /xivg/ PFs while I screamed kino
>>564745269Yes that's true>>564745459oh...
>>564745523>no subby femra friend to groom to my liking
>>564745523shut the fuck up and start reading smut so you can actually contribute to the ERP you fucking useless dog
Why are all the worst people gravitating toward 8.0? Did Yoshida listen to the wrong people? How do we convince Yoshida to reverse course?
>>564745383Same sis...
>>564745383My sunnie's heat has run out... she's of no use to anyone, least of all your femra...
>>564745687this is based though
>>564745646Do you have any recommendations for particularly good stories or authors?Everytime i wanna look at smut it feels like a huge chore to find anything worthwhile in an endless sea of trash.
When people argue about 123 vs 111 and say "erm you could potentially break your combo" as their only argument, then it just shows that the combat never had any depth to begin with.A real argument could be something like:As a DRK if you have full gauge and want to carry it over to another phase; instead of wasting a bloodspiller on an already dead boss, you can just spam 1-2 to get mana. Or yknow, just the aoe attack but that would ruin the hypothetical.
>>564745523This sounds like a dead fish in bed .. likely a fishra that just wants to be used and not do any effort at all.
>>564745193hey..
>>564745627WDYM OH
me, meena!
>>564744110The most beautiful moonie
/sigh
>>564745687>why are grifters trying to grift
>someone here says they like femlala>ask them to post their character >*crickets*Everyone only likes us behind the scenes...
>>564744641>GW2 ChronomancerI prefer the superior Chronomancer...
any other retirement home players coming back after seeing 8.0's changesi haven't been this "excited" in many years
>>564745798Nooo i wanna put in effort, i wanna make people cum really badly...>>564745641Uhm hi...
My fishra is thinking to grow a horse woob
>>564745823means not only you're taken but I'd have to wait a loooong time before we sealed the deal~
>>564745867post your meena!
>>564745910Yeah, because femlalas will never approach and saying you like them in thread is a net zero gain because it just makes other people think you're one of the weirdos
>>564745908>grifting >on r/ffxivdiscussion
>>564743368I'm not getting ahead of myself or falling for hype just yet. There's still a lot that has to be seen. Evangelion is really, really cool but it'll only be a small part of the expansion as a whole. The new job system looks intriguing though and may fix some of the issues with the core gameplay feeling kinda ass. Will have to wait and see though. Overall it has simmering potential.
>>564744957Doesn't work on my machine...
>>564744110when are you going to dom me again?
>>564745991he has not taken a picture of himself recently...he should probably do so soon...
>>564746038it does work, you just don't actually put any effort into your desires
>>564742510I'm really happy for those people, sometimes I wonder if I should keep trying to find my future EB here in XIV, I don't know...
>>564745793I agree to an extentwhen I want to quickly refresh my buffs on VPR, I can't just press 12 then press the other combo for my other buff, I have to either spend a vicepit charge or do the whole three step combohowever, it's such a negligible thing that I don't really want to limit the future of the game for the sake of it
>>564745908I don't think you understand what that word means
>>564743165>>564745474https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/effy%20fell%20asleep/
>WAR doesnt make sense because Equilibrium is the only extra tank mit that doesnt target someone else!Have you considered they might be changing that? What if WAR becomes a hypebeast that heals everyone?
I just wonder how they are going to pair down the clusterfuck of SCH buttons
My male midlander? like the left
How hard would it be to get carried into obtaining the Edenmorn gloves if i have no idea how to do those fights?
>>564745729I just have to warm up your sunnie's heart first...
>>564746025Butthole status?
>>564741696>Reacts to ace combat music>Its Zero>It almost sounds like a duel Why does everything need a short or some fag talking about shit for exactly 12 minutes (I know they are doing this for ad revenue which makes them even more disingenuous). I don't even think people enjoy things they just pretend to so they can look like they are part of something
my prediction?its going to be another overhyped bait, quit this sloppa
>>564742510>people getting jealous of that Are you people really that forsaken? Bri's wife couldn't even get xer nails done on xir big day lol
My catboy needs to bury his 3 incher in some femlala slampig pussy. He needs to shove her face into a pillow to muffle the moans while he hammers his hips against fat femlala ass and thighs wringing him dry.
>>564746015>>564746129
>>564745980What kind of deal are you trying to seal.....
I lowkey might main evolved DRG in 8.0. That shit looks sick.
i dont think im gonna make it team
>>564746150Except we saw PLD who is supposed to be the "selfish main tank who focuses on himself" while still having all of its party utility.
>>564746214dc?
>>564746196Take better care of your cat
>>564746214Those fights are super easy now.
>why won't the devs add Machinist?Let me tell the story of irl guns. If you take a pistol and shoot someone to the head, they instantly die. Because those weapons are so strong, everyone stopped using spears and swords and switched to guns. If they added Machinist, people would just oneshot the bosses by shooting them.
>>564745438Wuk Lamat is based.
Just realized I might get to remove some of the shitty wings on some summoner gear
Why does this have an incognito mode?
>>564746251. . .
>switch 2>gacha dailies/weeklies>wrathcombo/xivcombo>every job has continuation>1k potency pvp lbs are capstones on every job>LFR tier difficulty>welfare gear >you can triple triad for max ilvl>more mogstation vfx skins>new race is a shitty cat dwarf>gearing is still boring time gated substats and flat ilvl budget increases onlythings im excited for>parser meltdowns>no party buffs>promise of overhauled open world content>promise of overhauled questing>eva raid series>global ilvl>region matching so PF waits arent 20 mins minimum to pull a boss during prime time
>>564742510i'm hoping that when im working again ill stop caring about it
>>564745770There's nothing "based" about disliking our game. Anyone who likes Evercold either has no opinions of their own or actively hates the game, which means they should go back to WoW instead of swapping spit with the floor.
>>564743984>>564742127you can believe what you want kek
>>564745949nice, I take that back then. World and EB status? You can also read some hentai works for extra inspiration, any specific kink you'd like to see more, its likely available for further data
>>564744883Dentist.
>>564746220sybau
>>564746146>be effy>sexpest and post a fake cockwatch while hanging out>get refused>start seething because ego was bruised>constantly try to rewrite the events only you cared aboutchecks out
>>564746150what? every tank has a self healnascent flash is the "can target someone else" mit on WAR>>564746286there will likely be a storm's path/delirium esque effect that OTs can place on the boss
>>564746301Crystal
>>564745803We are a bad idea...
>>564745523can't offer anything super dommy but if you'd like to chat about some ERP basics, we could meet. not fussed if we do anything or not but, can answer questions and get your confidence up ready for your first try.
When can I preorder Everfrost?
>>564746214from savage or normal! >>564746350>>564746448I love dese pookies!
>>564746480where do you want to meet?
I feel like Everfrost would have sounded cooler, no pun intended.
>>564746502After the next fanfest in europe.
>>564746025>There's still a lot that has to be seen.I agree, clothes off.
>>564746257Gross.
>>564744613>Emet poster is a Jeet
I amA gay maleroe
>>564745167
>>564746240how does she put those shoes on?
>>564746509The savage ones so i can dye them!
>>564746185What you on about? SCH barely has any buttons.
>>564746114All i'm saying is basically this game has had a different flavour of babymode combat design since at least SHB and people get hung up on stupid shit like "you could break your combo", something you might do accidentally once in a while and not a common mistake people do all the time.
>>564746214they are almost soloable. duo is already easy without having to deal with mechs even
>>564746435>spending money on dentist when I can just spend money on stuff insteadMy teeth are fine anyway :3>>564746509Cute femra built for smooches /smooch :3
That guy is either a really dedicated falseflag troll or a genuine troglodyte.
>>564746642do dem unsynced! I bet you can get them done in less than a lockout!
>>564746640Looks dogshit and not surprised a crowd filled with fat ugly people love tasteless incongruous danger colors
>>564746578Yeah, I always think people are joking when they say evercold
>one of the Classic Elites commits a faux pas>thinks he can get away with itListen, pal. This ain't a game. We take social performance seriously. If you're not willing to improve your social performance to meet expectations, you're not a part of our organization.
>>564746240The way I would deepthroat those toes... fuck, I'm gonna go for a walk.
>>564746435my femezen can help
>>564746640we're about to get bluddies (blue fiddies)
>>564743482mufan..
>>564746025DC AND EB STATUS MA'AM?
>>564746476Equilibrium/Thrill is supposed to be the equivalent of Aurora, Clemency and Oblation. Its the only one that cant target others. Makes no sense that it isnt considered a MT.
>>564746492You'll never become my future ex eb with that attitude, just let it happen.
>>564746769Who asked
>>564746721Idk i think they would still be hard unsynced without knowing them.. unless i have like a team of 7 others who just carry me and know the fight
>>564746435I like the imperfect teeth. it's endearing.
>>564746216It would take a miracle for that to happen...
>>564744386>>564746047You people are far too horny sometimes...>>564745895Mwah~
>>564746719do you have any idea how little that narrows things down
>>564746757It's AI.Why are FFXIV players like this?
>>564742510I think about it a lot but also I seem to be missing whatever magic spark that makes it so other people do things like being interested in you or talking to you.
>>564746769I fw this pookie!>>564746840hm... i think you'd be able to get a /xivg/ pf unsynced that could carry p quick if you post during active hours!
>>564746801what? noequil/storm's path = holy magic heal = brutal shell/aurora = souleater/abyssal drainnascent flash = intervention = heart of corundum = tbn/oblation
>>564742510my lalaboy will always love her
>>564744883Knotted
I love you/pet
>>564746640There are no reasons to play Hellsguards anymore
>>564745343Unfortunately not possible to have 2 of the same types registered to the same service email, need to make separate ones.
>>564746416Mateus and single. But yeah i read doujins often, they don't help with writing that much sadly since they're all visual so i mostly just described what it was was like to have sex irl when i tried ERP for the first time recently...
does all ERP devolve into two people moaning and breathing heavily into their mic in a discord chat? Seems pretty cringe if you ask me...
>>564746480If anything throw up a pf and ill join and help .. gloves are e10-11s right?When I met my past ex, i was in the middle of running e9 to 11s for blu bis
>>564746871Bro, I don't care if it's AI or not. AI is here to stay, you can keep seething about it like a mediocre artist.
>>564747015no, ERP is writing
>>564746936
>>564747015.....
>>564744386>>564745895>>564746047Why aren't you calling Lientri a pedophile for claiming to hate the game for five (5) years? Don't you oppose his ideology?
If you make a gray sunnie my moonie will kill you
>>564747015>two peopletwo men
classic xivg behavior where they see this image and think they are literally going to remove every mit from offtanks instead of offtanks getting like ... 10% less mit on one ability maybe
>>564744110i love dis pookie fr fr!
>>564747107bait used to be believable
>>564747116People here are retarded and hear only what fits their headcanon, shocker.
>>564746972was there any before
>>564746917fr fr no cap
>>564744883sis... fix those teeth... my friend jeffery knows a guy that i can recommend you to
>>564746509Whaddup gang.>>564746598You need to roll a nat 20 to get my clothes off and I'm afraid your highly charismatic request gets you a....1 at best.>>564746798Crystal and single. I don't think that will be changing...
>>564746260You know ... the union
>>564747107meds
i am a bioGAMcess...
>>564747038Ahh okay wait! I'll make a pf in a moment and see...
>>564747213................
>>564747116they really could've saved themselves this community backlash by just showcasing PLD and WAR to clearly demonstrate the MT/OT differences. Not doing so was an oversight imo
>>564747116WAR gets the Wuk chair while CHALD gets to pull the boss.
>>564746721why were you missing for 3 days? everyone kept saying those were the best the thread has been all expansion. thoughts?
Yo does anybody else's butthole after they go to the bathroom after a sweaty workout smell kind of like extra buttery popcorn? Like it has that artificial movie theater popcorn smell with a lil bit of musk to it...My moonie likes to huff it
>>564746684i don't care what they say, you're so cute it hurts
my moonie listening to george floyd overdose again
>>564746353I also get to remove the leg pieces (thighs) from the star velvet skirt wtthout having to use certain type of boots.
hello everyone i am going on 2 weeks of nofap due to a UTI. i am requesting that everyone here stop posting lust provoking images of their characters so that i am not tempted. thanks.
>>564747205I saw this cat at the meetup yesterday.
>>564747107i don't think you read his post
>>564746859Miracles can happen...
>>564747328Be quiet.
>>564747340really aiko?
>>564747368how do you manage to get a UTI as a dude
>>564746936CUTE!CUTE!!CUTE!!!
>>564747404???? im being serious. you missed out on some really good threads. you should have been there.
Why weirdo pedophile elezen is active again? I thought you people bullied him out of every clique?
>>564747368WASHYOURDICK
>>564747116my moonie?the official bitch tank
>>564747005Yeah, that's the right attitude, then what you need is more opportunities to do some erping.Usually I'd have suggested to go to the sands and try your hand there, but its 95% gooners there, with visuals only, so there wont be many opportunities to learn actual rping, but if you find those, you can slowly improve and learn>Mateusoho
>>564746936everyday i am forcefully reminded of how much i hate being alive
>>564746640They always use extreme examples for customization demonstrations, reality is the average person is going to make like brown Lost hrothgals or sea wolves femroes, or green lalafells if the goblinfags here are anything to go by
>Nobody mentioning how NONE of the jobs they showed in the Evolved kit showcase had auto attacksthey fucking pruned auto attacks bros...
Some schizos out there go overboard with reporting ebins they hate during the three day window of an upcoming LL or FF to have them banned so they can't participate in the thread during those times but you didn't hear that from me...
>>564747205nm just being retarded>>564747328i was on vacay + got a 3day for exposing me 'ras PUBES!!!! someone here who im twins with HAS to be a 4chan mod cuz they announced in thread I had a 3day... I wonder who it could be...
>>564747181>>564747224>>564747390>some issues I had with the game for like half a decade That sounds like self-incrimination to me.
>>564747340Aiko, the fuck??
>>564746640massive LPart of the reason I liked ffxi was that there were no bad characters. You simply could not make an abomination. it was impossible.
>>564747205
>>564747579what meaning did autoattacks even have outside of riddle of wind?
>>564747547Same...
>>564746640No different from what people already do with glamourer.
>>564747473Guys get UTIs when they don't wash their dicks as well as they should or they don't shower very often
>>564747634There are plenty of hideous characters already, in fact most of them are generally mediocre to terrible.
>>564747191There was one annoying one… uuuh... I can't remember right now if there were others.
>>564747579auto attacks were retarded/kind of useless anyway
>>564747604of what? having a problem with the game that the expansion fixes?
>>564747726mid
>>564746863>so flatMUUHHHHHH
>>564747663It was a fair bit of damage, but that doesn't matter when you have decent balance.
>>564747587Hey you should point me to that pubes post in the archives. You know, so I know how to avoid it.
How is it even possible for a single trailer to mog all of dawntrail?
Kong wonEvolved trannies lost
>>564747723yeah and this will make it worse
>>564747587>someone here who im twins with HAS to be a 4chan mod cuz they announced in thread I had a 3dayIt was me, I'm not a mod. I reported you for it and then knew from the silence you had a 3 day.
>>564747604you seem desperate
>>564747825>Kongwhomst've?
>>564747818Because you're easily tricked by advertising.
>>564747726rape
>>564747783Sex with legacy female midlanders.
>>564747579auto-attacks are a gay holdover from 1.0 and should've been pruned years ago
>>564747889The best raider ITT
>>564747825why did kong lie about him and his static making it to 2 percent enrage on m11s on their first pull
>"Muh auto attack noooo">The same nigga "WAHHHHHHHHH sword oath was straight BOOTY in heavenward WAAAAAAAAH"
A few days ago I kept complaining about DRG being too busy at lvl100 and literally everyone here laughed at me, but now suddenly Evolved DRG is the best shit ever?Seriously fuck all of you.
>>564747830twinem!>>564747798wha!
god i love legacy female midlanders
>>564747986people like it because they get to do big jump, not because it's simplified
>>564747381It was a nice meetup!>>564747587Keep up the good work then, I'm proud of you!!! >>564747636Hmph, you can't just savescum and reroll like that until you get what you want...
>>564747579
>>564747776So because today's Saturday instead of Thursday, that makes his "opinions" (trolling and bait) any more valid? If you called someone a pedophile and zoophile for expressing those opinions before the keynote, you should be prepared to defend your statements afterwards.
>>564747116There will be a massive dps loss by not having PLD MT to get its counters. It obviously wont matter in roulettes and normalslop, but any raid group not using MT/OT properly will now not meet enrage.
for me its legacy moonies
>>564746825A terrible idea.
>>564743368The areas look stunning on concept art but we'll see if ingame things look as impressive. I don't care much for raiding content and will likely do a few extremes at most as usual. Evangelion I don't care for and think it's sketchy since Yoko Taro now works on it so I feel there was some nepotism involved.The combat changes I'm skeptical about but I try to remain positive since I like PvP kits. I'm just scared that without party buffs or any coordination needed the new job kits will devolve into you just spamming everything off cooldown.I hope with the job changes the newer dungeons or raids have mechanics that are more fast-paced and frenetic as to not be boring,The fact Beastmaster was announced like some major DT feature but ends up being dropped in the final-final patch with content up to level 50 is laughable. Beastmaster also seems like BLU but the spells are animals and the quests/mission things it gets are its carnaval.The trailer/music seemed kino and I am likely gonna relive what I had during Footfalls where I'll have to wait for a release so I can DL it.Unless it's like Everything Burns where the only good 20 seconds in the song are what is used in the trailer...
>>564747579Pvp already doesn't have auto attacks so
>>564747015sometimes it devolves into her whispering how much she wants me to breed her deep and fill her with my baby batter :3but writing is also super nice too and some raunchier stuff only comes out when typing instead of vc
>>564747986People on xivg are suicidally contrarian because they lack a personality and think being against the norm will make them cool but in reality it makes them an annoying sperg like this nigger >>564748052
>>564746616>Jeets having problems with Visasjust take a look at Texas
>>564748179you dont actually believe that, you are just posting for the sake of posting
>>564746283i started grinding it 3 days ago from level 1 and i'm already level 24 bro, you can make it
>>564748059I was allowed to do it in BG3 therefore I can do it on /xivg/ also...
>>564747985>sword oath is the sole representation of auto-attacks in the entire game
>>564748087the fuck are you hallucinating about??
Was there a single person at fanfest under 30 years old?
>>564746638Thank you! Can you post her with a drinking problem now?
>>564748179Kys parsetranny
>>564747986We're about to see several months of gaslighting from these so-called "people" who insulted us for years. We made Evercold possible and they're too ashamed to admit they were wrong.
>>564747541I love bitches like these.>>564748179Its probably something like main tanking needed to take the big hit, and then the offtank helps dealing with the offset damage, think of it like passage of arms.Likely due not having a dedicated main tank but two bottoms at the helm, the damage will be so much one of them will die, or one of the squishes due unmittigated damage.
>>564748118>EarsFlopped.
>>564748223E-girls hate pregnancy.Pregnancy play is a man's fetish and fantasy.You're RPing with a troon
>>564748320XIV is an unc game So many cougars for me to use and abuse since me being fit = free rizz
>>564747898Or perhaps>god tier hyberborean white man's ideal fantasy setting with vikings and shit>tranny tacos and happines muttlandHmmmmm
>Norsekino>Supposedly a dual shield judge or battlefield commander like tank>Job overhaul>Improved open world content>Cross DC PF/DFThis is the perfect expansion and it was made for me
>>564747541Fake gay nigga.
what are some cool mechanics they can do now that we're not tied to the 2-minute meta? I haven't played any MMO other than 14, so it's literally all I know...
>>564748317You spent several years insulting anyone who criticized FFXIV. Now those criticisms are shaping 8.0. You have no right to pretend to be happy with this new expansion when you slung accusations against anyone who disagreed with you prior.
xiv has a lot of kino 3d art makers and i think its kino
>>564748370has got to be the best voice trained MtF in history then
E10S on crystal!Idk anything about this fight sadly, if some of you help could carry me to a coffer please that would be really lovely...0202
>>564748305Sword oath let you do more DPS with its auto attack stance.It is the very definition of DPS gains by auto attack manipulation. Are you retarded?
Ok but which tank has the biggest dick, I don't care about the MT OT dichotomy.
>>564746185Ruin II removed and Broil is instacast by default.Aetherflow system removed, Energy Drain gets 3 charges and it gives you an Aetherflow buff that modifies your healing GCDs to do what the current Aetherflow spenders do (Succor -> Indom, Adlo -> Lustrate, Physick -> Excog).Whispering Dawn and Fey Illum are merged into Fey Blessing, Seraphism's effects are replaced with those from Seraph and Expedient.Recitation boosts healing potency of the next healing spell. Casting a boosted healing spell gives you another buff that upgrades your next Biolysis to Baleful Impact.Dissipation disables your fairy and replenishes your Energy Drain charges.Esuna changes to Repose when targeting an enemy. Sacred Soil is a simple cooldown.Protraction, Chain Stratagem, Emergency Tactics and Deployment Tactics are removed.EVO SCH cross hotbars should look like this in 8.0:Broil, Biolysis/Baleful Impact, Energy Drain, Sacred SoilRecitation, Adlo/Lustrate, Succor/Indom, Physick/ExcogSeraphism, Fey Blessing, Dissipation, Esuna/ReposeSwiftcast, Raise, Lucid Dreaming, Surecast
>>564748443button lights up if you score a crit with another ability. that button can also make another button light up 20% of the time
>>564747276. . .
>>564748191hmmm no, me femezen you femezen what could go wrong?
>>564748559Gunbreaker because that's the one I play and I'm 8 inches and thick irl
My GAN femra will have to take vitamin D pills whem she's in the 4th shard, bros... evercold is scary...!
Haven't played since Endwalker so there's a decent chunk if content to do. Should I resub now? Is it dying or are people just doomposting again.
>Release an expansion so bad people don't question why you're lobotomizing every job to make your job of designing jobs so trivial you only have to hire a single guy to do it>Anyone who criticizes your decision of turning the game into a mobile game now can be accused of liking DawntrailMasteful play Yoshida
>>564748503even me? :D
>>564748484he's only been here for one year?
>>564748559PLD but they are bottoms
>>564747818dawntrail set the bar low enough
>>564748274anon they quite literally said during the devpanel that if you want to do ultimates and savage "efficiently" (the word they used) then you need to respect the mt/ot roles theyre setting upyou cant tell me that that isnt squarespeak for we designed the occasional hard week 1 turn or this ultimate phase around the pld or new tank getting their counters, or the ot shielding someone else and getting an extra damage ability that way or however they decide to implement it
My moonie awakens
>>564748550
>>564742720>>Evolved Summoner might be more about using actual summonsGenuinely the most deranged cope-fueled post ever made
>>564748414I found this really nice older woman in her 40s, really overweight and she'd be gorgeous if she were thinner, but holding her blonde hair back and staring into those blue eyes while she choked on my cock was great
>>564747702smooch
>>564748685they said the same thing about pure healer/barrier healer
>>564748696At this hour...? It's the evening wtf are you doing waking up now?
Rate 'em
>>564748631it's literally actually fucking over
>>564748640THIS NIGGA PLAYS MMO'S FOR THE GAMEPLAY
>>564744883i hate the fact you make my disck so hard... i want to rape and abuse you and then ghost you but i would probably fall in love with you. i hate you
what mod do i need to futa my catgirl?
Genuinely really lame
My fiera? Kinda like this
>>564746185Broil auto casts while you control the fairy like a tactician on a battle field.Pressing adlo makes Eos cast whispering dawn and also shoot the boss with a gun.
>>564748696Bwo it's 8pm
>>564747921>A NON-OBESE FFXIV COSPLAY
>>564747985>>564748305Paladin's Shield Gauge and Monk's Riddle of Wind are the only 2 interactions with auto attacks in the entire game
>>564748436dont they just pretend to be a woman
>>564748443Counter attacks, mobility combos, and skills with longer cast times for big damage on jobs that are traditionally all instant cast skills (see: bard)
>>564748749long overdue for a rogue job gear and not ninjashit
>>564748749SMN>MNK>PLD
>>564748749I have no idea what the third one is supposed to be.
>>564748631A lot of people say that if you don't enjoy Dawntrail, you're a pedophile who got raped by a dog. So I would be very careful with how you approach Dawntrail. Try to enjoy it, maybe get drunk or something so you can't have negative opinions. Then you need to switch gears and support Evercold, which is basically a response to all the criticisms from Dawntrail. Yes, you need to support both at once, otherwise you rape kids.
>>564748286can i do it? yeah maybecan i do it without wanting to cause harm to myself and others?no not likely fucker was afk in the middle of the map for the entire last half
So now that Everflop isn't going to turn around the game's freefall into FF11 style undeath, what's the next game on you fagcels' parasitism list?
>>564748559The monk popping riddle of earth and bloodbath.>>564748640Yeah I felt like this is some 4D chess move where the only way to make DT retroactively "good" is by making the next expansion even worse.
So what happened to AoE buttons?
>>564748565Why do people keep leaving out the AoE? Its weird how we havent seen much about it.
>>564747541maintanking for this paloonie and then sleeving her after with my grey cock
>>564748749Didn't even realize that wasn't DT's summoner gear
>>564748696Gumo bloonie
>>564748735they said that in terms survivability, we already saw in their example of a mt that actively getting hit boosts your damage which you wont be able to utilize if, you know, you arent getting hit, and every role in this game is a dps
>>564748749me femlala needs the samurai one
>>564748749>>564748902Could just as easily be Gunbreaker as it could be Machinist, that really is a vague set
>>564748768THIS NIGGA PLAYS MMOS TO MASTURBATE WITH 40+ YEAR OLD MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN
>>564748939there's no longer any aoeyou have to single target
>>564748685and this is okay. we need roles and jobs to be different, and it's also okay that they all don't perform exactly the same in every situation. it should also be noted that alt gear is not a problem anymore, nor learning a longish rotation, which instead is supposedly a shorter rotation with a more reactionary gameplay maybei don't know maybe the evolved is looking good after this rotation slop for 10+ years
>>564748230omega level TRVTH NVKE
>>564748924Just play nigga and don't stress over the troglodytes
Cant wait for doomers to be shut up (or die off) when this releases to critical acclaim and 10 million players
can i post a nice pose? it's not important or anything
>>564748724Just like how I was deranged for wanting the pvp guys to do pve balancing and give pvp like kits back shortly after DT launched?There are no breaks on this insanity train. Anything goes, motherfucker.
>>564749018can we be friends yet
>>564748984Worse.I play FFXIV for the story.
>>564748902>VisorDefinitely SGE
>>564748941Oops, I completely forgot about it.
>>564748741>>564748824I stayed up pretty late gomen>>564748962Gumoo
>>564748791I agree, should've been 111
>>564748749>>564748983where's DRK>>564748984kek gottem
>>564748718I accept your concession. Now stop kneeling.>>564748853Correct!
>>564749018i didnt comment on it being good or bad, i jumped in to that anons disbelief at someone else saying it wont be optimal if you dont respect the mt/ot role
>>564748696gumoonie
>>564748503ayo sauce?
I'm interested in seeing how they adapt SCH for evolved job design.
>>564749080i dunno what do you have to offer? i have nothing
>>564749018>i don't know maybe the evolved is looking good after this rotation slop for 10+ yearsHow is going from rotations to "just press the flashing button" an upgrade?
>>564748725You see I can genuinely believe this because fat bitches give the best head by far.
>>564748983>>564748947DT's has the slut chest window for maximum femezen and femroe nipple pinching (or as the kids say, "party buffs")>>564749119DRK not shown yet
Making a checklist on what I should do to build enough thred cred to host a gameplay meetup...... I decorated my house and everything but I fear that not many will show due to insufficient cred...
>>564748941Would be hilarious if they just made it so healer attacks have cleave and thats all they do
>>564749059>dude its ok that summoner has 3 buttons they'll add more!>doesn't add anything for 6 years>dude they'll rework summoner to be good!lol.
>>564742570My depression.
I want Evolved BLM to have a massive nuke with a 10-second cast time, that you can't swiftcast/triple cast (you can stand on leylines to speed it up though) that does more dps than doing anything else for those 10 seconds. Something that incentivizes you to actually plan ahead and stand in the right spot beforehand
>>564748631It's just the worst of the slop you had before, but with a massive western lean with faggotry and deluding third worlders into thinking they ever built actual cultures.>>564748903That's funny because Dawnslop defenders are almost exclusively pedophiles given they are lgbtbbq+ and more than 30x as often involved in actual irl child assault.
>>564748902I was thinking MNK?Orange, leather, and visor make me thing MNK
>>564749162The mental blepper..
>>564749192>press flashing buttons vs pressing buttons in the same order each timeWhat's the difference?
Hii anon i still need help onegaiii>>564748546
>>564748749Whats the bottom left one supposed to be?VPR? Or did they sneak a DoH by accident
>>564749227rape
>>564748370you are so SO wrong, literally like half the actual women I've ERPed with claim to have a "breeding kink". it is our biological imperative
>>564746949WHAT...?>>564747203I'm nyot gonna spend 9438124190413 bucks to fix my perfect teeth, sis...>>564748773Wtf is that reply and Ai slop bwo... seek help O.O>>564747339Thank you <3 Smooch :3
>>564749192That's Dancer, one of the most played jobs in the game :D
>>564749153i just hijacked your comment to spew out my retarded opinion
>>564749018>and it's also okay that they all don't perform exactly the same in every situationRealistically the same few jobs are going to dominate in every situation, "situational advantages" aren't real
>>564749317bottom row are doh/l
>>564749317Looks like Blacksmith, Chemist and Weaver on the bottomThey usually show some DOH/L along with two rounds of the combat jobs
>>564749314i do not join the parties of man hating trannies
>>564749018>we need roles and jobs to be differentWhat the fuck are you smokingDid you watch the showcase
>>564749317Those are the crafter/gatherer ones.Though the third one could perfectly be RDM.
>>564749092Nigga why just read a VN. The entire FFXIV story is like a 3/10 at best full of plotholes, contrivances, conveniences and multiple macguffins. Yeah dude HW was so peak we made fun of it as it came out and the camera panned to Ardbert watching you throw nukes into a pit.I wonder what's gonna happen next patch!?!
I see a ton of people here and on twitter/ /v/ dooming and i gotta ask what did you expect from a tab target mmo in terms of complexity?
>>564749343We should make out in-game.
Morning.
>>564748631It's a good idea to resub now because it gives you plenty of time to catch up with the MSQ, level up all the jobs you want to play in 8.0 (maybe all of them) and attempt all the side content you missed out. Dawntrail MSQ is polarizing, but the side content is noticeably better than whatever we got during Endwalker.
my moonie preparing with her cotank to quadra shirk the dragoon during their high jump so we can skip the mechanic
Im gay and have a breeding kinkWhat that mean
>>564749227deadass just spam the PF, you gotta fullsend it threadcred isn't real. You matter twin.
>>564749493you are based and you like mpreg just like me.
>>564748640you lost doomnigger
>>564749430yeah and they are even making jobs inside a role be different (mt and ot split)
>>564749259dawntrail defenders are catholic priests? dayum
>>564749493Means you're based, next question
i think change is a good thing and a meta where the only thing that matters is kill time and rng crits is bad
>>564749252And on top of this I want every boss in every encounter now to have big orange circles that target DPS, constantly, and does a damage down if you get hit by it. Where there's a small window in the encounter where you can get this cast off a couple of times spread out into the fight.
>>564749347People don't play dancer because it's fun, they play it because it's strong
for people who met their significant other onlinedid you do anything specific or did you just get insanely lucky
>>564745139It'll be their second time meeting too. Our vacations partially overlap this year.>>564745284Just for you while I'm waiting in queue, anon.https://litter.catbox.moe/vem1en.png
>>564749445not a mobile game
Unironically we gotta thank modders and the Mare fiasco for making Square actually add things like condensed rotations, expanded glam and customization options
>>564749530Im gonna fullsend this huzz
>>564747583and yet im free, curious
>>564749018Evolved is a massive improvement and literally the only thing that might take the game out of pure freefall into pseudo-EOS.It's ironic that the soijaks are seething so hard because their "content creation" and self-importance relies on making mildly convoluted shit look 10x as convoluted as it is when 95% of the time it's>always be casting>when in doubt, due current filler/combo filler>weave OGCD when button availableCongrats, you got a purple or orange parse for your ilvl.
>>564748749I don't like circlets.But the PLD and SAM set are pretty good
>>564749586Good thing you're not paid to think.
>>564749487morning twinem!
my femezen doesn't want hookups she wants a loving husband that she can devote her entire self to and give head to every day when he gets home from work
>>564749632we were each others best friend for 8 years before we started dating
>>564749343>tranny>anti aiclassic combo
>>564748559https://poal.me/p44pkghttps://poal.me/p44pkghttps://poal.me/p44pkghttps://poal.me/p44pkg
>>564749056Sure
>>564749338>Half the women I've ERPed with claimed to have a...Most of them were trannies E-girls detest pregnancy because having a baby pins them with responsibility.
>>564749661>>always be casting>>when in doubt, due current filler/combo filler>>weave OGCD when button availableLiterally how evolved plays and we were shown it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9HMYdut2EkWE ARE SO BACK
>>564749589and make the AM cooldown on the GCD instead of 10 seconds so you can zip around everywhere but still have to hardcast your spells
>>564749809sis i can't watch this if i'm not at a meetup... can anyone host rn?
>>564747267I can just do it with you if you prefer that, if you still need it of course
>*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*wrong answer.The artifact set can fit ALL jobs now.
>>564749663Thank you otis for your opinion i wasn't sure what to feel about this but now that you posted your opinion with your avatar? that truly changed my mindthanks really man you opened up my eyes :3
>>564748749SMN is literally Dawntrail's AF armorI'm not big into armors but I guess PLD is fineThe third one I don't even know what it is but the coat is nice>>564748983SAM and AST are fantasticDRG is nice but I don't like the fat gloves>>564749226all three are uninspired/10
>>564749637that must be an awkward conversation
>>564749334You wouldnt dare>>564749530I just queue for stuff
>>564749359>"situational advantages" aren't realseems they are from now on. they literally said in the panel you maybe want to swap between jobs going into another encounter. as i said gear is not a problem anymore because it's all the same between jobs
wish i could make men pregnant
>>564749641You don't understand my entire rotation needs to be like 3 buttons and a bunch of shit you'll never press outside savage because the Nintendo consoloids won't be able to understand more than that.Every job at level 20 was actually peak.
is there a mod or plugin or something that can make the cutscenes play in 4:3? I wanna feel like i'm playing a ps2 game
>>564749343is it true you have a fart kink...
>>564748328umm no i don't think so
>>564749632Got extremely lucky, but the best thing you can do is be a social butterfly and meet as many people as possible in various social settings connected to the game.focus on making friends because friends help you meet more friends and even if a person isn't the person you're looking for, they could end up being the one to introduce you to that person.
>>564749962Hey...
>>564749641you gotta accept that mmos by design are for the lowest common denominator and that you are a slop enjoyer. also that's nearly every kit right now but compressed. getting rid of action bloat is a good thing or do you like a boss standing still for 30 seconds so you can press your keys uninterrupted while it prepares the next part of the fight.
>>564749637Plainer than I expected, aren't you rich?
>>564749435>Likes the game for its story>This sperg >>564749435: no you don't I hate you I hate you I hate you read a VN>The VN this nigger >>564749435 will recommend me most likely: Doki Doki Literature clubI hate reading and I have the characters talk and I use text to speach to have it read to me.
>>564749917>all three are uninspired/10I can actually feel them spinning the wheels on crafters/gatherers in real time, there's only so many looks for themDragoon meanwhile I'm loving the mix between Trueblood from Stormblood and the Heavensbound set from Dawntrail, it sort of has some design cues from DRK's Abyss set from Stormblood too
>>564747107I don't know what you're trying to say but I think you might actually be a bit retarded, where exactly did I claim to hate the game for five years?
>>564749962.....
>>564749956that's wrong, ilvl sync is weaker than having the actual gear for a job.
why do anons pretend MMORPGs were always super difficult games mechanically
>>564749951make PFs and post it here!! I'll be able to join monday when im back from EU :3
>>564750042Getting rid of buttons has to have something else like how wow has procs and button synergy, if you're just slamming "do damage do damage" then you might as well have a 1 button rotation period
>>564749962. . .
>>564750041h-hey
they should add more deep dungeons to the game
>>564749962You haven't tried hard enough idiot
A single FC can't own multiple housing plots, right?My retarded friend says they can but I call bullshit.
>>564749993Just get a crtv>>5647
>>564750157the hardest part is finding other people who can keep it together for 10 minutes
>>564749343>slopsay shit about AI once again and imma generate you receiving a bukakke from hung ala mhigans
>>564749618I play it because I like having the buttons light up and I like giving my EB dance partner while we moan and make out in VC :DWe're both men but he has the cutest little moans <3
>>564750161>wowfagtick tock.
>>564749761thanks!! it was just a little thing to demo the gpose together feature.. if anyone doesn't know about gpose together and wants to know, just ask, it's basically coop gposing and it's good.
>>564750070You can like dogshit stories nigga, I'm just gonna make fun of you and call you stupid for doing retarded shit like writing whatever this post of fan fiction is LOL.
>>564749809Holy shit they removed VPR and RPR
>>564750157See >>564750161 it's not about difficulty, it's about engagementIf they're taking 20 "I do damage" buttons and making them into 6 "I do damage" buttons you're not actually gaining anything besides making the game easier"Press X for 500 potency" is still "press X for 500 potency">>564750283I'm giving an example, you tribalistic retard
>>564750086>there's only so many looks for themI think they should go the Stormblood route (where they made them all "Asian-ish"), and make them fit the expansion area motif
>>564750214maybe they thinks the player homes count towards that
>>564750286>ENTERSTALKER (and overly emotional) GROOMER NIGGAS (on the right)
I hate this pedo guy in my Solo fc, hope heights kicked soon. He only talks about "uoooh lala cunny ToT
>>564748749>>564749317>SMNEww. Too similar to the DT set while also being a noticeable downgrade. Gloves have potential.>PLDMeh. Might use the gauntlets and the greaves though.>MNKThey already released the best female version in DT and the best male version in ShB. Pass.>SAMReally good, though I'm mostly interested in the hakama and the tabi.>DRGMore of the same, not really hyped about it. Pass.>DNCSeems to be the new best male set, but female characters already have plenty of great options to choose from. Looking forward to the female version of the top.>BSMLooks like an upgrade to the SB version, but worse than the last two sets we got. Pass.>ALCAwful. Pass.>WVRPretty solid for combat glams.
>>564749641People will always reply to this with down-playing bullshit. FFXIV was the final MMO and now it dies by killing itself.
I can't tell if people announcing real EBs here are hopeful or bleak.
>>564750286ruri always looks awful but somehow your gross ass character makes her look a little better
>>564750190I know a d-deep dungeon you c-could explore... *i say, holding a shrink ray hidden behind my back*
If you want to clear top in 8.0, the entire party would need to do double the damage they normally do to make up for the fact that all raid buffs are gone.
>>564750214A single fc?noa single person with multiple fcsyes
Where's the ccrc watch spot?
>>564749686im gonna consider finding a woman who waited 8 years for a boyfriend as extremely lucky>>564750024i've done this but i end up feeling bad because no one can manage having that many friends without it being very shallow levels of friendship
Since my friend group collapsed I've really noticed my mental health declining. I didn't realize how much I needed that socialization.
>>564750286i love these pookies fr fr!!!
my fatass black sunnie ate too much fried chicken and shit herself...
>>564750251DO IT
>>564750471yes dude I'm sure they're making this change with absolutely no respect to the older content at all bronot like they did a huge number squish before
>>564749943Not really, they get along pretty well. And they both know enough basic Korean to talk behind my back...>>564750052Not from birth. We got those about 12 years ago.
Mystery nigga
humiliation ritual
>>564750398I like to talk about how I got married through the game because it makes my life feel even better seeing dead end losers going nowhere with their life seethe about me.
>>564750515Ill adopt you as my friend
>>564750471It will require an immense amount of re-balancing and I genuinely do not believe the devs are finally going to put that much effort into it after all these years of half-assing virtually everything.
I will lock out evolve white mage players from my pf because only braindamaged shitters will keep playing that
>>564750586how old are you again so i have a timeframe of when i should be killing myself if im still single
i'm thinking i won. next we are getting the gacha gearing i have been talking about
To give a more concrete example based on WoW>this does damage and generates bar>this does damage and spends bar>this is a proc>this applies DoT>this does damage under specific circumstances>this does damage on a cooldownVERSUS how XIV has mostly been doing things and continues to do so based on what we've seen>this does damage>this does damage>this does damage>this does damage>this does damageThe problem is engagement and redundancy, lowering button amount isn't inherently bad but like, take BRD, you have an oGCD button (that does damage), a "combo" button that just does damage, and songs that change your combo button to a different animation that still does damageYou could legitimately make the game have 1 button
I need Kate status.Has anyone seen Kate in any event?
>>564750580They would also need to remove the LB mechanics from UWU because "All classes can do all content", and evolved classes don't have LBs.
>PVPCheater showcase lets go
>>564749962You havent tried enough, keep doing it!
>>564750515samei have no one nowno one to talk tomight just give up
>>564750645i know about 15 of these players and it's going to be so hilarious seeing their ugly faces
>>564749896Genuinely posts the most nothingburger safe opinion too, can't stand this nigger
>>564750707>>this does damage and generates bar>>this does damage and spends bar>>this is a proc>>this applies DoT>>this does damage under specific circumstances>>this does damage on a cooldownall of these exist in FFXIV right now too
>>564750286Two very cute cats
So niggas just want niche buttons that they rarely press and call that job identity
>>564750732>and evolved classes don't have LBs.????????????????
You know its weird. We normally never see gameplay before the media tour. Seeing it this far out means the rotations are gonna be super refined (and changed) by launch.
>>564750645PVPARC WILL HAPPEN AFTER ULTIMATE CLEAR!!!!
>>564750298>This nigga >>564750298 doesn't recommend a VN because he knows the shit he reads is buns and fears the clapback>"Y-you can read whatever yew want ;;"CLOCKED, COCKED, CUMMED IN, AND TOSSED ASIDE LIKE A SALAD!!!!
>>564750456you got any slimes in your deep dungeon?
>>564750586Working man huh
I play in PS but I wanna transition to PC buy im a poorfab should I jusy get one of those prebuilts at the mall....
>>564750817But enough about 2min meta
>regional CC tourny
>>564750707>>this does damage and generates bar>>this does damage and spends bar>but like, take BRDWere you not watching the Bardic Inspiration counter at the bottom of the placeholder UI stuff?
>>564750707this bro has never played the "gauge job" in this gamewe have gauge jobs and cd jobs currently, and it's going to change a bit soon
>>564750818They removed LBs from evolved mode jobs.
>>564750827My moonie is so fucking tempted to coach korra to become a pvp god holy fuck that would be so funny seeing everyone seethe
>>564750286Which one of these catgirls will let my sleepy and spoiled femra lay on them like a bed and snooze
when do we get to replace otis with outis
>>564750651>>564750762I used to think people who get groomed were kind of stupid, but I'm really coming around to the idea that maybe they're just desperate for that socialization and lonely.
>>564750786Note how you said "exists in XIV" not "classes have this" because they don't, it's spread aroundWhat I posted was based on how 1 spec functions (unholy DK)That's the big issue, half the buttons SAM has could be deleted
>>564750683Mid-late 30's. We met when I was 23, but I only fooled around a bit in college and didn't date much. There's always time, especially nowadays when people are putting it off for longer.
>>564750707All of that shit exists in FFXIV right now retard.You're supposed to talk about utility in WoW but oops they gutted all that and now FFXIV has interesting utility like>Stance button that increases your parties movement speed>Movement skill that makes you take damage meant for an ally>Damage button that briefly gives you 90% mitigation
If emet selch said ass to ass you'd kinda have to do it
>>564750586>And they both know enough basic Korean to talk behind my back...White man asian woman couple with her friend that never got married piggybackingHonestly this sounds more depressing than anything
>>564750935More like Outism gottem
>>564738706>>564749637it shoULD'VE BEEN ME
Niggas will complain about being lonely and then proceed to trauma dump on you the third time you hang out together
>>564748983>Dancer is slut gear>Again
Can we post moonies next thread?
my moonie goes meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
>>564750927Do it then
>>564750924no they didn't
>>564751014huh???
>>564742801Glad hes back, he can give mofu some company now
what's up guys
>>564750707are you retarded?
>>564750905>>564750907See >>564750970Yeah you might say "well warrior spends bar" or "well machinist spends bar!" or "well classes have cooldowns!" but they are all separate, you have a ton of buttons that don't do anything besides "I exist to do 400 potency!"Jobs need to be coherent and work with themselves, not be a collection of potency-causing buttons>>564750998Read this post, you're all misunderstanding by looking at the bigger picture instead of at jobs themselves
>>564750838If you go through the lower deep dungeon and use a mechanic it spawns a LOT of slime...You would have to leave the deep dungeon though
>>564751069I thought it was Astrologian
>>564746251
>>564750927whose moonie is this... I wanna learn CC fr fr! Only experience I got was terrorbombing CC calls in 2025 every few days...
>>564751086I'll post mine if you post yours...
>>564751106>cute fish
You're late for our Hell on Rails (EX) wings farm...
>>564750645kek this merlin guy has been one of the top 10 LP players his entire life and was one of the revival tourists who crashed what was supposed to be a xivg tourney
>>564750707I have been saying this for years but everyone just laughs at me and calls me a savage raider.Wheeling Thrust & Fang and Claw used to actually do something in DRG's kit, now they literally only do damage.Mirage Dive used to actually do something in DRG's kit, now it literally only do damage.I could list dozens of skills like this that have been reduced to "does damage" when they actually used to do more than that in the past, and every time those layers of engagement got removed the masses praised it and slammed (You) down immediately for daring to speak against it.This is the final destination, this is what casuals wanted and they will get it.
>>564750828Bro is still fighting the ghosts in his head and writing fan fiction about it LMAOOOOO.The fucking pinnacle of a retard who likes terrible stories anyone with the ability to critically think finds pandering and contrived.
also ffxiv is the casual mmo and everyone started playing it knowing this to be a fact
>>564751134nta but who is this degenerate so I know who to absolutely want to talk to
>>564751206it was a dig at them both, retard
>>564751176In the next thread right? Or do you mean this one..
>>564751175it's me the god moonie
>>564751087SHUT UP MOONIE DIE DIE DIE
>>564750927If you do this can my femra come too... I wanna be good at cc and not die!
>>564751093>>564751093it would be so fucking funny
>>564751294Yes...
All MMOs are casualYes, even W*W
>>564751394
ENOUGH ABOUT CCTIME TO FIGHT
>>564751215I.. have people waiting for me? I thought I was a loner with no friends?
>>564751235People are really numb to this because they don't play other gamesGW2 has an "auto attack" on your 1 that functions as the xivcombo thing they showed on the liveletter and it does stuff instead of just damage, applies status or dots or what have youWhy does dragoon have 5 buttons to press in order that all say "I do damage" and why is that staying with the evolved job update?
> Trying to go to Adamantoise for that one anon that wanted to watch party ccrc at their house last night> Adamantoise is congestedw...what?
>>564750980>There's always timeyeesh i dont know about that one
>tomo fixed his skin
>>564751215Can we cuddle afterwards?
This is who you are ERPing with.
>>564751346>>564751175*
>>564751394no u
>>564751360Mmm ogey sure
>>564750503Actually focusing effort into chasing dates in games is 99.9% only going to hurt you because of how incredibly unlikely it is for anything real to come out of it, you efforts are FAR better spent cleaning yourself up to be dateable IRL and focusing on that.if you're already social with people ingame in some way (your FC, RP, raiding, etc) you're already doing all you can to expose yourself to situations that might lead to that extremely unlikely thing happening
>>564749809erm where are our xivgers that spend 10x as much time as these dudes queuing all day???
>>564750090babe stop replying to unhinged schizos, its unhealthy
>>564751264My femra will remain anonymous...Everyone thinks she is pure and not a degenerate and I must keep that facade up
What the fuck was that screech
>>564751215I already have 100 totems.
>>564751242This nigga >>564751242 is so afraid of giving a VN suggestion he is absolutely stunlocked and can only nervously laugh like a little girlWaiting on that VN nigga, regale us of the stories you like to read.
>>564751601its your conscious
>>564751215i love dis pookie!>>564751324who!>>564751346pleaseplaseplaseplaseplasepalsepaslepsalepale
>>564751279>2 hours old postyou're not slick
>>564750259What happens in a man's life to resort to typing stuff like this? Is it really just being a virgin?
>>564751462I feel like Evolved shit is mostly going to fix hotbar space issues, not actually fix braindead/boring rotations.
>>564751507can you not dox me moonie like this
>>564751171You're one of the three on the list.
>>564750090You hated not having plapped me for 5 years already
>>564751507>those broken glasses
>>564751673Sorry that I don't live in threads all day
>>564749637>white hands
>Korra being rapistcoded again
>>564751676i think it's being shit talked for being a man from the moment you're born mostly
>>564751676Also daddy issues I imagine.
>>564746251Hey...
>>564751601It was my moonie sry
>>564751737Very true, should have done it every day for the last 5 years~
>>564750707here's how it actually was in WoW>this does damage (best move you always click and your entire spec invested into clicking it)>this is a proc (consumes a GCD that could've been your One Big Ability so it's actually never worth clicking)>this applies dot (not worth clicking ever, might not even be on your bars)>this does situational damage (not even on your bars)>this is on a cooldown (low uptime, talent points better put into something else, only needed for PvP burst)>this is a generator (a passive that procs off your auto-attacks)
What are the chances we're going to see these ccers drop a nbomb on stage or slap the enemy team like in csgo 6 days ago
>>564751507I'd let the guy on the other team with the shades hit.
Like look at bards opener, genuinely you could delete 90% of bard buttons and the only thing you'd miss is APM (and I say this loving sidewinder's animation, but it has no reason to exist)
>>564751484Don't buy into the doom, anon. That's a product of people not trying; you can still be one of the ones who puts in the effort.
>>564751521Wait, no!! I didn't actually want to post my moonie whiiiiine
>>564751164Because it is. DNC usually has a red motif
>>564750553DD soon please...>>564750797one very cute anon!>>564750934i guess i can..? shout if you wanna, i'm just doing a lazy pose then vaguely free for a couple hours
>>564751821Maybe in like the classic era. Modern era WoW has great rotations.
>>5647518320
>>564751580But I'd love to explore your femras deep dungeon, slime and all...
>>564751669I'll happily coach you, i can only imagine how much people will seethe losing to you
>>564751235>>564751462Nothing ever changed you would have pressed those buttons anyway hahahahaha.
>>564749435>tells people to read VNs when VNs are 3/10 at most >B-BUT MUH UMINEKO AND DIES IRAE VNniggers need to deepthroat a shotgun and pull the trigger at a 45 degree tilt so there is a 100% death rate.
bake thread you fagets
>>564751676No father figure.
>>564751871Wtheck bro you gotta post moonie nyow..
>>564749637Post your forearms
>>564751908so there's a chance
>>564751821Cool retarded attempt at a strawman but I was basing my post on an actual existing spec in april 2026 called unholy DK, retardcutie. WoW hasn't been like your LARP in maybe a decade.
>>564751580>>564751912
>>564749449We should do Eureka instead, I can help you out :3>>564749697I'm not really anti AI as long its stuff is being made for the lulz and memes. I'm just against it when workers lose their jobs because of it.>>564749994>fart kinkNo... that's a meme that idk how it started :3>>564750251Sorry bwo, but it's slop, looks like a Chinese AD for a porn game...
>>564750939unfortunately we evolved to need socialization so it just kinda happens
>>564751821it's always funny when babs praise the illusion of choice. wowee was always stupid for having 30 buttons but you only used 10 of them
>>564751636Idk man pick one go read, Witch of the Holy Night, you'll notice a straight increase in the quality of writing when you don't have to question shit like why didn't the Warrior of Light just go LB 4 Meteion.
My favorite shitposter is the troon or faggot that's never seen a woman's hands in his life calling them man hands.
>>564752002This does not please me.
>>564751897Wate really... which catgirl is this
>>564751676I was terribly alone for most of my life and they came to me like an angel!Honestly I would have most likely rotted away if it wasn't for them, my life had no purpose :(I would be devastated without themThey are the reason I wake upI started to clean my room, bathe regularly and shave and work out now :D
What server is the CCRC thing being hosted on? Or is it a local server?
>>564751821You have to split what you're talking about. This looks like how jobs played/play in classic. Current retail wow does not even come close to how this plays.
>>564752072It hasn't had 30 buttons in a decade, again. Sorry retardedcutie.
>>564751442Your company is appreciated, also your dps>>564751490If you do good damage>>564751609Good job I'm only 20 in...>>564751669ty
>>564752157Seraph
>>564752049>replies to everything>genuinely retardedGod you're basically bait for the worst kinds of predators we have here
>>564751971Literally never been more over
>>564752087is there more to show..... please....
>>564752143>I started to clean my room, bathe regularly and shave and work out now :Di hate that im like this and that the only thing that gets me to do anything in life is thinking someone actually gives a shit about me
>>564751171Thigh job
>>564752002
>>564752049what step of eureka are you on?
>>564752129the blue one... NA?
My femra hasn't eaten in 2 days and her hands are kinda shakey
>>564752091Sounds like some kind of gay yuri title, pass.
>>564751069>job inspired by belly dancers showing the belly
>do high-lev roul>see thisname my band
>>564752049WTF IS THIS REAL?????
>>564752178damn i got caught, i haven't played wowee in almost 10 years
>>564751676ask >>564751810
>>564751938You could also consider reading a book instead of praising what is essentially explosions where nonsense happens.
some catgirls some lalafellsyes yes :)
>>564751912Initials?
>>564752313My Chemical Romance.
>>564752332My moonie is playing wow right now
>>564750556does she need help getting cleaned up and changed
>WoW Wonned>XIV WonnedBillions must smile and party rock to celebrate this new MMOKINO erahttps://youtu.be/HY4iqsDWvP0
>>564752213Cute mooner :3
>>564752087>>564752246I messed up and forgot to reply to >>564746251https://files.cat box.moe/vyvvh7.png
>>564752313the dark summons
>>564752308I ain't your dad, do what you want.
I though Doom was a womanThey were selling nudes behind a paywall too
>>564752313The Void.
>>564752253*Hugs you*I want you to make it to anon :3I'd hug you and rub my face against yours and say we will all make it!!!
>>564752312Dancing is far beyond one style of dance, my friend.
>>564751507There is just no way bro went to this thing with the incel metal frame glasses AND they're broken? SON
>>564752376okay i tested it in war within but quickly refunded the expansion because it was dogshit
>with my speed advantage I'm sure to win
>>564751069this it should be a modest dress that covers everything but gets lifted by dancer animations to show off underneath
>DoTChaotic Spring>I AM THE POTENCY BUTTONRaiden ThrustSpiral BlowWheeling ThrustDrakesbaneRaiden ThrustLance BarrageHeavens' ThrustFang and ClawDrakesbane IconHigh JumpMirage DiveGeirskogulDragonfire DiveRise of the DragonStarcross>PayoffStardiverNastrondWyrmwind Thrust>buffLife SurgeLance ChargeBattle LitanyLike... see the issue?
is zenos back yet or nah
>>564752301MUFFY!?! Well I wasn't really serious but if u want to yes im NA...
>>564752519So why were you mad at me that I liked xivs story :thinking:That was awful dad like of you
>>564752143I felt this way about him, and he left..but im happy for you anon
>>564752551xiv dancer is not
>>564751171I’ve seen that photo can you give me a footjob?
>>564752201Fell for the bait hehe. I'm not actually restarted...!>>564752286Pagos ;-; Almost at the end of it tho>>564752320Certified bruh moment.
>>564752685drakesbane is a pay off button for doing your rotation correctly
>>564750924Do you have a timestamp? I have yet to see anyone else talking about this
>>564752728Because I wanted to make fun of you for being stupid.Sorry that your dad does that and I reminded you of him but he's not wrong.
>>564752405Tyty for saying so! Yours is literally built for /pet saysthemooniewhowastootimidto/petyesterday
>>564752706my duskie misses her boyfriend...
I think I'm going to do some merchant roleplay to keep myself entertained>Buy stuff from the Ul'dah market NPCs>Travel on foot to other cities to sell to their market NPCsHow sovlful is this rp?
>>564752728We all need a father in our lives.
>>564752706We'll see Tuesday
>>564752779drakesbane is "I do 460 potency worth of damage" and could be changed into "High Jump 2" and nothing would change
>feels the Au Ra
>>564752843um back off???????
>>564750503>womanlol
>>564752778the new look is very adorable
>>564752930no
>>564752807You read yuri VNs I don't think you can call anyone stupid lmao.
>>564751507>People here probably have actually ERPed with some of these un-hygienic looking GAMs
im on +14 keys in retail wow and my rotation is 4 buttons so idk what people are on about
>>564751913RAHHHH LETS GOOO!!!!! imma be on at some point this upcoming week send me a /tell or msg me on frencord fr fr
>>564752774What photo?
>>564752713sure!! not on bal i guess? give me a world and place (and 10mins to finish pose) and i'll go there so you can send a tell.
>>564752817Hand crafted for petting like all moonies are :3 I meant to send a tell yesterdaybut kept forgettingaiieee
Honestly I really like taking giant horse-cock up my ass.
>>564752843back off i saw him first
>>564752974Smooch <3 Thank you Duck :3
i would never say that's weird
>>564752772Well it isn't belly dancing either.
>>564752845Make a merchant network
>>564751973Sure, why not. This is probably the one you're interested in.https://litter.catbox.moe/qw6w98.png
>>564752986It's not a Yuri VN dumbass. Maybe you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover?Fucking comedian legitimately proving himself retarded.
>>564751897WE RETURN TO EO THIS WEEK!!! I BEEN ON TRAVELLING!!!!
maybe they'll start to experiment with giving gear different attributes and effects?
i would say that it's pretty normal
>>564751996>>564751905>>564752168>WoW isn't like this anymore! you press WAY more than one button now! the spells are useful and unique! unholy death knight in 2026 is- ACK!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exT3MjfAA1I
>>564753216>weird unrelated strawman meltdownOkay?
>>564753115did you not do the job questsdo you not know where dancers in xiv originate fromts is like complaining about samurais wearing samurai-inspired sets because "but what about western swordsmen"
>>564753216Using the one button feature isnt the same as actually playing the rotation. Its a dps loss.
>>564753056/pet/pet/pet/pet/pet! meant to do the same aaaaa, next time see you at a meetup promise to give a poke and a hello!
>>564752213i love this moonie fr fr
>>564753062>picthis is why you should always befriend the weird quiet kid
i wouldn't mind another fofo schizo kino thread. fofo schizos are great because they spread mischief
where is katewhere is the fucking HEART and SOUL of FFXIV: DAWNTRAIL™
>>564753307Thats like saying "Just because evolved exists doesnt mean you have to use it". Evolved IS designed to be stronger, and its clear they plan to remove Reborn by 9.0.
>Team with 2 dps bursts harder than team with 3>People take FFXIV PvP seriouslyFucking KEK
Lho Anwyn@LichAergdornn Eyridaegsyn@OdinAhri Atheria@TwintaniaAlma Larenn@PhantomAmbaghai Buduga@AlphaBrock Pike@MoogleBunny Hole@CerberusCilaena Ashryver@ZodiarkDaganis Ura@OdinDofflin Stone@OdinDouble Espresso@OdinDrashko Alkasch@LichEiki Shiki@OdinEllentir Sergearis@SprigganEri Shvakh@CerberusEury Bini@PhoenixFaustus Shura@RaidenGan Dotharl@LichGar Galon@OdinH'ana Ebhu@OdinIsaac Ironwick@CerberusJaja Mawaru@OdinJanos Moshi@LichKana Tsukimi@OdinLaurence Ironraven@ZodiarkLineve Little@TwintaniaLyn Tenjo@OdinMai Ris@RaidenMaria Alucard@OdinMeidis Ull@LichMeiko Seravox@PhantomMeownt Etnyaa@PhoenixMeteor Survivor@OdinMiimo Xa'ra@ShivaNanky Meek@OdinNat Chee@OdinNek Si@CerberusNiboshi Dashi@OmegaNikita Weiss@RaidenNovember Noi@AlphaPhinalia Alora@OdinRintha Elenah@PhoenixRion Bright@LichRose Mikhail@PhoenixSaku Rozen@OdinSandris Nolan@RagnarokSeadhna Shieldwyn@SagittariusSeiko Geishei@LichSigurd Rawbewesfv@LichSugi Maibito@OdinSzeran Anwyn@LichThesa Sergearis@RaidenTira Briareos@RaidenWind'up Baldr@LichZanaki Shimoku@OdinZarkeraz Koraza@LichZevelle Khatayin@Alpha
Migrate>>564753374>>564753374>>564753374
>>564753057same
>>564753157Then tell me about it then, you sure do get offended by me calling it yurislop and if it isn't a VN why are you recommending it? Are you retarded? Don't answer that we both know you are.
>>564753310/pet /pet /pet for sure :3>>564753396There's meee
>>564753396I love making the list
>>564753319!! l-love you too anon
>>564753470I didn't get offended, I just continued to laugh at how stupid you are and act.Again I ain't you dad and I'm not about to spoonfeed you, do what you want with the info I gave you.
>>564750629Ahewann 2.0
>>564753216Youre being disingenuous by showing the 1 button thing
>>564753298Yes anon, I did. Nothing about them states They're belly dancers nor based on them. Dancing is a wide and varied art and the job pulls from a lot of different styles.
>>564753216>bringing up one button assist when it's a dps lossNo one competent is using one button assist. It would only make sense to compare it if it actually was a dps increase with how evolved combat will be. This isn't the own you think it is.
>>564753038Oh loord I didnt think id get this far... so I'm not actually ingame right now but I'm on malboro and I probably won't be on for a few more hourswe've met once before, but you fell asleep on red bull and gin (i think) and i chatted with a nice femezen lady and you unadded me the day after
>>564753623This nigga >>564753623Is claiming he isn't going to spoon-feed me a VN, gives me yurislop that isn't even a VN cries about it while saying he isn't going to spoon-feed me when he didn't even give a VN in the first placeCLOCKED AND COCKED
>>564753982interesting! that's a while back.. well, have a nice day and maybe shout me next time you're sleepy. you can pass out and we can restore the balance.
>>564754608Thanks muffy wuffy!