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wimy
Focus M, Lil Judd has the Zapfish and you know what that means.
weyminmi
>the best hairstyle is the one we cant useremember what they took from you
>>564743761Dried flops are a crime against freshness.
localization names are retarded, splatchet is not made by the same company that makes splattershots.
>>564744002Treehouse has a track record of making mistakes like that. Custom jr isn't made by Custom.
>>564743761i bet we unlock it after beating all the dungeons
>>564744002What would you suggest as an alternative name?
Give us more idols in casual outfits in Raiders.
>>564744002I'm not sure Mechanic counts as a company or what Zubato means.
>>564744002"splat" is just the "kleenex" of squid society
Does this mean anything?
>>564744813THISISSPATA
>>564744265Something that doesn't infringe on in universe copyright laws.
>>564744813>Food analogies and now food islandsSpirhalite islands are in North America.
My theory is the Staff are involved. I knew there was something off about them.
he will make an appearancethere's no way they made a whole 3d render for this dude to only use him once in a missable sunken scroll
>>564744813>frye when asked to come up with names
>>564745448>there's no way they made a whole 3d render for this dude to only use him once in a missable sunken scrollAnon, they make art of the types of fruit inklings eat and then never use it for anything in game. They make unholy sounds at the end of Octobosses and then never explain why. They put a ghostly face in one of the windows of an Inkopolis apartment building and then remove it when people ask questions.
>>564745753>never use it for anything in gamelook in kelp dome's planters
>>564745448He is an honest businessman.
Can we finally learn some shit about the Deep Cut clans in this game.
>>564745229>yogurt incel>soup incel>pizza incel>pasta incelwhat is happening in germany
Since this is a game for the more focused Splatoon fan, and Nogami has less to risk, he can throw in any bizarre creepy secret he wants without restraint.
Quickly, Mechanic! We need to sing the C-C-CALAMARI INKANTATION
I think I'm cursed. I just got here, found how fun the Saturday PBs were then I get booked every Saturday for the next couple months. You guys don't make me want to tear my tentacles out.
>>564747705Pls no. I love Calamari Inkantation but a 4th remix in a game where the focus is on Deep Cur would crush my soul.
>>564747876You will get a terribly off key Inkantation AGAIN and you will LIKE IT
>>564747876Every game even after you die.
>>564744327masks on cephs are so lewd
>>564747992it's not off key though
>>564748245It's worse. They're mispronouncing the words.
>>564748163Cumming on the inside of a ceph's mask .....
>>564743761feet
It's annoying they never managed to give the Squid Sisters and OtH the same animations as Deep Cut during the concert. They're still the default choppy ones.
>>564743761snip snip
>>564749085why even use a comb? isn't that useless?
the amputation was successful
>>564748308Actually could be kino. >chapter 1 ending has deep cut doing a cover of calamari inkantation. >chapter 2 has then doung a cover of ebb and flow. >chapter 3 original finale theme.
>>564749210Its like a fork it holds the hair in place. Its important to cut on the opposite side for octolings because otherwise the cut off tentacles slither away and become sentient.
Do you leave your Switch in sleep mode?
what weapon do i play all pb?
PB 0/10
>>564750335>not playing random weapons
Woomies are for ___
>>564750463GETTING MY EGGS
>>564750463Woomying.
>>564750463smooching woomies
Special guest today.
>>564750335screen aero
>>564750406why would you suggest that as if you do that
>>564750895Two in fact or four. It's nice to have a full lobby.
>>564751396Booyah
I don't like Dedf1sh because they made the only bad credits theme.
>>564750463Veemo’s
>>564751798Veemo's what?
>>564751885Clam
>>564750463Bullying
How should we dress with Splatoon 3 gear to make us look like the mechanic?
>>564745448you niggas have acted like making one waist-up 3d model was the hardest shit in the world since 3 came out
>>564752686You sound like that Arena-CEO guy. You're just hiding from us, crab man.
>raiders is goodwhy didn't they put this effort in 3 fuck this>raiders is bad this series is over fuck this
>>564752445there's nothing players can wear that mimicks her iconic big pants
>>564752445Who cares, real question is how can we make the spats tighter and the vulva's puffier
>>564752818>raiders is goodAll hail the single player Splatoon era>raiders is badAll hail the fact I can't afford a Switch 2 atm
This game is just a testing ground for the Idol convert VR experience where the expressions and facial animations of the idols are next level
anyways Callie is the type to get a Nissan Juke because she loves how ugly it is.
>>564752076Inksacs that shrink and deflate would be kino
>>564753842Absolutely not she'd buy a magenta G-Wagon.
embarrassing
corny af
>>564744813>I'm at puos>what do you mean you're "at puos"?>I mean I'm buying clothes at the puos isle>why are you buying clothes at the puos isle!?
who all in the pbjust the initials are finejust curioustell me whos in the pb nowjust curious tell me already who took my spot
>>5647551190/10 pb
>>564755119shut up goji
>>564755119you should set up a bot to post this automatically every saturday so you can move on with your life
>>564756254quick, give her 10 pints of ice cream
>>564756254real and canon size
>>564754731>Go to the next isle
i love my flat adult wife
Hope everyone has fun during pb!
stopusingbadweapons
>>56475511924 pieces of bluemy65 pieces of greymy
>>564745292Her name is Mother
Pearl will come onboard the trash barge and say "Fish, you live like this?"
>pb fulloh...
Post veemos
>>564757392she's EVIL and has ulterior motives
>>564757286you can tell kold is in the pb and nobody is having fun from his bitchposts
>>564757613
>>564757710this is not a veemo this is some monstrosity of nature
>>564757615Can't make it to pb sadly but always fun to play
>>564757918wtf happened to the picture
>>564757876it's a veemeow.
>>564757918Does Nogami have a thing for tramp stamps?
I want to woom in a woomy's womb, but don't tell anyone
>>564758158Do not the woomy.
the adventures of smug barker shiver and fatass glutton frye
>>564757919Please refrain from replying to schizophrenic individuals.
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ggs that was me
>>564758984she needs mouth to mouth to pop the dent back
broy vey
>>564759132i took your spot
>>564759132All me.
>instagibbed by the very edge of inkstrike>instagibbed by the very edge of one(1) trizooka blobwhy did ngmi have to buff every single special into an "i win" button
>>564759429>>564759494give me your namesjust curiousjust the initials are finelike I said just curiousactually give me your full names fuck you you took my photo spot
>>5647591325 of those red cephs210 of the black+white jellyfish
>>564759923Play a different game instead
>>564759576You forgot:>enemy uses hammer: completely and totally invincible wall of death>you use hammer: every weapon in the game can shoot right through it and kill you instantly
Fresh!
>>564760097>not throwing hammer instantlyyour funeral, ngmi decided that only the funny part of the special should be a win button
Quick question what does Putz wear and use?
>>564760419diaper (IRL)
>>564760512wow he just like me frfr
>>564760419ink tinted gogglesocto jumper awaysnow delta strapsclash/junior/aero rg
think I'm just gonna stick with one weapon, forever. not worth it to play anything that can't kill in 0.3 seconds
who keeps blowing up the lobby >:(
>>564761880i keep blowing everyone in the lobby >:)
I should stop forcing myself to play this game.
Easy game
>>564762145you said that last weekand the week beforeand the week beforeand the week before
>>564762145You’ll be doing the world a favor.
post your dream Spl4t QOL updates>stick sensitivity goes up to 11>camera accel/decel can be scaled down to 0>gyro smoothing can also be scaled to 0>option to use right stick as a flickstick>toggle for camera smooth-following while moving>toggle for camera adapting to walls and inclines>toggle for camera snap on Y to ignore gyro while it's held down
ss you take too long picking weapons
>>564762429none of that is needed if they add mouse control
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/7dugewblrwe1x182.flac
GGsThanks for hosting
GGs pb
>>564762429Just give me an alt fire button to handle things like dualie rolling and brella shields, we can use a little more precision than this press-hold nonsense>>564762489Mouse control usually has many similar options however
ggs pb!
>>564762429- allow moving the camera in the replay viewer while paused (why is this not allowed?)- allow slowmo in replay viewer- have matchmaking not kick you out if theres not enough players, then allow watching replays while matchmaking- show killcam on being splatted
>>564762489but gyro is 1:1 with mouse
GGs PB.
Ggs PBThanks for hosting >>564762852See you all next time
>>564762429>Automatically center after performing a squid roll. Not sure if Its something I'd actually use, but its something I thought about and would like to try.
>>564762489i know this topic's been done to death at this point but i just don't see mouse controls working well with splatooni reckon raiders might have it, just as a way for nogami to try it without it breaking the game for people who don't want to use it, but it also wouldn't surprise me if it doesn'tit's not that mouse controls wouldn't improve the gameplay. i think it's pretty obvious that mouse controls are just inherently superior and most people will use them at a high level, it's that you'd pretty much need to get a 3rd party controller or at least a plastic shell for the joycon for it to be ergonomic and even then it takes away from a lot of the game's identity. splatoon's always been the one game that actually does gyro and does it well
GGs PB>>564762474I try to keep it quick but since I shuffle around different gear and weapons alot it's hard to keep track of what's where in the moment.
>>564762429>significantly more loadout slots and hair/pants save with loadout >the ability to spawn bots in recon>free camera movement in replay mode
>>564763278yeah, So far the most I've used the mouse controls for on the switch 2 has been for menuing or top down stuff. It didn't feel very good on metroid 4. It was very good for building in pokopia. If the crane on the platform is actually used for more than throwing big man into the sun, I'll bet it has mouse controls.
>>564762429the healthbar was actually the qol i needed, but honestly i'd maybe make the UI a little better to easily see who has specials ready.the game is too stimulating for me at times so i appreciate anything that makes it more readable
>>564763278>3rd partywhich can essentially just be disabled by nintendo, forcing you to use the joycon mouse if you want to commit to that playstyle
>>564762429An option to remove button prompts from the screen. I've been playing for 1000+ hours. I know to press up and down to ping teammates by now.
>>564762429maybe make use of left and right d-pad for more communication options?
>>564762429make left/right dpad buttons do somethinga simple ping tool that depends on what you're looking at would be nice, ie if you've got an enemy close or you're looking at one pressing it would just ping "this player is here", otherwise it can raycast to where you're looking at place a marker there, if you're looking at the objective it can callout "play the objective"This way! is useless mostly just because it's the catchall "i want you to do something" button and you can never really know what the needy veemo going ura-hii-iii actually wants from you
>>564764439oops, too big.
>>564765117>quality degrades when smaller
look at this
>>564765117>>564764439Its the same file size despite being half the resolution how did you mess that up?
I just love female cephs with huge ink sacs.
>>564767140i meant too big when you're watching it not the filesize, i don't care about the filesize.
>>564767083I really need a Callie wife.
>>564767337Callie is already married TO SPICY BEATS
>>564767083Dang I wish I could read.
>>564767337You and all of Octo Valley.
>>564767083>changed nothing other than zonesi'm still mad, umami had far more significant changes and got no special poster
>>564767337Here you go, anon, one (1) Callie for (you).
>>5647674952 for me.
>>564767447Don't worry, so does Callie
Has it ever been explained what happened to the kettles of octo valley and canyon since Octavio stopped being "evil"? Is there suddenly enough room for everyone now I don't get it.
>>564767496Those were lucky Tako’s.
>>564767843Orangechan genocided enough suckerheads to make housing not a problem anymore. That, or enough octolings moved to the surface.
>>564768045But who's powering the kettles
>>564767843>octolings started appearing everywhere a 6 years ago>none of these octolings look like octarian variants>only octarians are Marina and Acht>Shiver's family has been living on the surface for a while>Shiver never mentions any land disputes>no one is fighting over land in 3I'm starting to think that this Inkling/Octoling war was actually really stupid, not actually a war and probably only involved Capn Cuttlefish's team of 4 and Octavio.
The whole hero mode saga could have been resolved if Octavio just showed up to Inkopolis and asked politely for planning permission.
>>564768874We will know why he has to be a fresh bad dude in Splatoon 4 which is totally gonna be a prequel game.
>>564769017>a prequel game.Stop saying this.
>>564769017>>564769107It won't be a prequel it will just be set in a traditional area, like Calimari County.
is this map still canon
>>564769731why wouldn't it be
>>564763307alot is not a word….
>Look and soundSound? Why? What does booyahing do for the single player?
>>564768623did you forget that the splatlands octolings aren't part of octavio's army
>>564770157it's harder to tell which is woomy and which is yebby because the messy haircut covers most of the brows
>>564770157Girls and boys have different voices.
>>564770157it's because they're too afraid to just write "boy or girl" and the haircut is both the same and blocks the eyes, so in order to know which one to pick to get a boy or girl, you have to press Speak on each of themclown world to make expressing yourself harder for the 99.99% just to not upset the 0.01% but try to not think about it too much and enjoy the ability to make your woomveem make noises
Who are ya? Are you a SQUEEQUEE or a W'YESH are ya a OOOHYOOOO or perhaps a WEYYO
>>564770963i'm a weyminmi
>>564770963I'm woomy.
>>564770229What about it?
I found this on a wiki for a hypothetical cuttlefish expansion.
>>5647674951 or 3 would make her feet smell nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12BJrImtmQk
>>564771824she's so cute
Any salmoneers?
Maybe they'll give us pvp. Set kits in the mainline games are okay but I want to try full customization.
>>564774781What part of "single player" do you people not understand.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
where do they sleep on the barge
>>564775178in the mech
>>564775063
Big Man acts as the mattress for the crew, since he's useful for nothing else.
i can't wait for 2 years after the game's release you'll still be saying "pvp when you LITERALLY PROMISED US" the same way as third&fourth wave
>>564775273together?
i just want woomy game
>>564776851Right, on man. Had enough of these damn 8'ters.
>>564776640All me.
>>564778026THE OCTARIANS ARE COMING
>>564778181you got that the wrong way round gramps, im coming in the octarians
>>564778490Coomers are awful. Be better.
>>564767843It wasn't a housing crisis, it was a power crisis. Story hasn't really focused on what happened with the Octarian society. I think Octavio just kinda let go of his grudge for losing war after Octo Expansion since Octos are freely coming and going. I think their new problem is that their people keep getting squidnapped.
No fan of the inkantation is an enemy of mine
>>564778617unfortunately i am sad and unloved and only have the squids and octos in the monitor to keep me going every day
>>564768623My squigga, there are holes near octo canyon called "The Great Turf War Craters" and Octarians invading Inkling's central stronghold.
>>564773683>52 min agoFuck, I could've joined you
octoslobs
tentakooks...
>>564779549I don't wanna see those fucking things in raiders. I HATE TENTAKOOKS.
Side Order shows that Marina has actually pissed off the Takos in the Kettles. They dislike the surface world even more now.
>>564775279
hamburger
>>564780363how many french fries could you fit in the hole of that zipper
>>564776838we can only hope
>>564780649the zipper role is for holding little capsules of mayo to dip the fries into
>>5647807517 Idols 1 Bot
i need to see frye's special in actionwhy are they hiding it
>>564781014for the direct that will come out soonish
>>564781160is her special really special enough to hide like that
splatoon 4 WILL be f2p live service with mtx/paid battle passes, accept it now
>>564782641i would be fine with this because it would increase the playerbase
>>564780363hell yeah
I do not associate with niggers.
Yup, still orange.
>>564780751Sex in the mech with who?
>>564786495yes
>>564786495shiver so she can peg me
>>564786161How does she do it?
>>564786495squeezed in a confined space with ,,,
Nothing to woomy about.
>>564786495frye would make a good wife since she's a big sister
>>564786495I'll have sex with the mech instead
this but splatoon
Salmon at rotation, anyone?
4 having 4-way splatfests. Hate it or just shrug?
>>564790321Ok
>>564791295that's almost as stupid as making splatfests FFA
>>564790321SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
Splatoon Splattle Royale
>yebby.png
Can Pearl Drone woom in binary?
>>564743548
Big tiddy woomies.
>the joke is racism
GGs.
GG's G!
splatoon 4... soon...
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/cjrpjm.png
>>564796653annaki sluts...
>>564795154>Fortunate Woomy plays in the background
>>564781014It is extra weird that they showed big man and Shiver's specials, but not frye's. the most likely reason is that frye's special interacts with another gimmick that they aren't ready to reveal quite yet. or isn't a straight forward damage ability. Maybe Frye makes a bridge of eels you can used to reposition.
>>564794259Yes but she tends to squidrap more than anything
i'm a squid now
>>564801480faggot game kys
>>564801480Grayscaled wooms
>>564745229>Spirhalite islands are in North AmericaThis may actually be true as the islands seen on Big Mans newspaper looks like Sleeping Giant which is found in Lake Superior
>rainmaker timer hits zero
>>564804969animal abuse :(
>>564805612your honor, the flying rat did it to himself
>>564796653
>>564805728don't be mean to rats they're based
>>564806115>Rat paws typed this
>>564805728why were you recording the video then, you probably put food there
>>564805854THE CRUST BUCKETCOME SPEND YOUR MONEY HERE
i want to cuddle woomies and weyyos and veemos and yebbies and sammin and snails and porl and mrina and callie and marie and shiver and frye and big man and urchins and more
yebs are so easily entertained
>>564806305proof that they're incredibly smart :)
Tonight is the night I dream of cuddling with a woomveem FOR SURE
>>564811060>he hasn't dreamed that alreadymore woomy hugs and tickles for me
anyone wanna play some open?
>>564820979open 2/4
>>564820979I'll join. Lemme boot up
>>564822158in a game, will open after
my connection is bad rn because of the earthquake in japan last week
>they still havent brought woomy to mkwALL I WANNA SAY IS THATTHEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT US
how do i draw i want to draw woomy
>>564826930I just copy on paper from screen, try to learn what makes woomy
We agree that we won that one, right
>>564827330yes
GGs openers
GGs
>>564828374>>564828535>>564825420GGs to you both and the other guy who joined us. Hope you're ok, squit.
>>564827667mechanic should not drink nope its unhealthy
>>564829094How else can Mechanic cope with the stress of Shiver and Frye's Shenanigans
>>564829342it will make her beak yellow
>>564826836bring woomy
there will be no mario kart woomynogami will force nintendo to create woomykart instead
bring me soloand the woomy
>>564832461put cap'n three in the cargo hold
>>564832407woomy powerboatsswimming in inkno powerups and other such bullsquid
no woomy no buyNO woomy no buy
>>564818276would smooch
I'm the anon who lost his Splatoon 3 cartridgeTurns out I never had one because I bought the game digitally and I am simply retarded
>>564836184Anon...
>>564745047I like this post
>>564836184Callie moment
wake up mechanic
still surprised raiders is even coming this year, for sure was thinking 2027
>>564847638A single player splatoon game? 3 years of development?
>>564847872it took them almost 2 years to make side order and that was 6 hours long
>>564826836>crossover slopkeep that garbage out of MARIO kart
>>564850489Yeah. Get MARIO out of SPLATOON kart. World SUCKS by the way.
woomy
>>564851020funny lookin woomer
>he won 4 games in a row?>put him up against a full JP team
>>564850538it's been almost a year and it's still the same letdown it was on release
>>564856912not really
>>564858016yes really
>>564858153nah
>>564850538World is better than 8.
>>564859706>>564858195Stop lying on the internet.
>>564859787World trickkino > 8 antigravshitIntermissions are fun if you know the shortcuts btw
>>564859706world is better than 8dx. not better than 8and thats just because 8dx was fucking DESTROYED by all the shit ass new maps
>>564860154neverrmind i just remembered 8 has the ridiculous one item at a time + you get coins as items together at last what a terrible idea nevermind world just clears
>>564860215>8 has the ridiculous one item at a timetwin items was the biggest mistake mayo kart has ever madeand that's mario kart, a series that is entirely a mistake in the first place
>>564860595the pre-8 was the good way where holding specific items would allow you to grab another but you couldnt just hold multiple good backline items, it was only a way to damp the bullshit in the front and not to accelerate it in the back
>>564860595To be honest yeah, holding two items creates more issues than it's worth.
>>564860089you might be right i havent played it long enough to master it and i wont until they bring me my woomy
>>564860154>96 tracks is worse than 48 tracksevery time i think armchairfag has made the most dogshit take yet he manages to impress me with a new one
>remove double item blocks>increase item block respawn delay to 2s>add a battle royale mode to put the open world to good usei will now buy mkw at full price
>>564861272>hop into an 8dx lobby>three tour tracks>everyone picks random>it still ends up on a tour trackquality over quantity anon>armchairfagwho
could be worse, could be smash
I hope Raiders will have a scene where you and Shiver board the mech together and she's awkwardly on your lap and there's not enough space and it's sweaty haha
>>564860089Everyone I know that actually plays the game says that most of the fun looking tech doesn't even save time compared to just taking tighter racing lines and that the intermission shortcuts are lame and encourage bagging because most of them require Mushrooms or some other item that lets you cut through offroad.
What's the real pool's name? Not the fake one that's dead to trick tourists.
thats classified
>>564861610shut up marie
>>564862257it's called being in the /ink/ discord
>>564862257we all use discord now sweaty, if you didn't get inv you missed out and won't make it
>>564863174>>564863201There is no discord.
woomy just dmed me
>>564863787>he wasn't invited
>>564863787There are at least 5 different servers that I'm aware of.
I'm in the secret discord so secret I haven't even made it yet.
post cephs.
>>564862617mariverfags lost
>>564861984>Everyone I know that actually plays the game says that most of the fun looking tech doesn't even save timeLMAO what a load of bullshitthis was the consensus at launch before anyone even found out about any of the cool tricks, especially the ones that don't require shrooms of which there are many of.
>>564745229Insel Island
>>564865369to add to this, people have now found out how broken the charged jumping really is, where as at launch it was deemed useless.
none of this shit matters because mayo kart remains a racing game where you can't go too fast for the track and the vehicleimagine it's like splatoon except there is no ink and you can swim everywhere except every map has tactically placed grates and glass to make sure you don't have too much fun
>mayo kartwhy can't you just speak normally
>>564866495if something's shit, it is to be mocked viciously on every step to demean its very existenceto call it by name is to respect it, i have negative respect for mayo kart
>i'm an attentionwhore and need people to pay attention to my dreadfully bad takesgotcha
im not takin my floppers offI am woomy-o-toole
Please let there be more Raiders news tomorrow.
>>564867424when im browsing /ink/ in public and I see my favorite schizo post
>>564867029Hey! Take those floppers off!
>>564867658woomy!
>>564868151Take 'em off, I said!
>>564868391woomy!
>>564865150
>>564867262Good woomy.>>564867424Good veemo.
>>564868479Aw let her go, we’ll never catch her. Not with these floppers.
>>564867262i don't see why there wouldn't be
>>564868918i didn't take my floppers offi'm still woomy o'toole
>>564867262either they ignore star fox and just advertise splatoon or they want to make sure the two days before golden week is dedicated to star foxsecret third option is nothing at all and they announce star fox on may and ignore splatoon since it's golden week
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>564869280Sure thang
open 3/4
>>564870932I'll try joining.
open full
>>564871521of woomies
>>564871521who joined
>>564871669enemy yeb in the room
>>564871817Woomy’s
>>564871817meanonanonanon
>Frye puts lots of trash in your hair if you're an octoWhat did they mean by this?
>>564874183are you just ignoring the yebby piloted by rubber duck style
>>564874183it's called decora
>>564874183she's not allowed to cut off octo tentacles
>>564874183octos are so ugly they need random shit in their hair
spl4toon hero mode villain is barber frye accidentally having cut off an octo tentacle
I'm FLOWING I'm gonna FLOOOOOOOOOOW
Y, idk if you know, but I saw that thing you did in the basket
yebby and veemo sitting atop the clam basket... kissing.....
>>564877152what if... yebby and woomy
>>564877536not happening, those are for also for veemos
>>564877631what about weyyos
>>564877764for yebby use only
>>564876121Thats a woomveem's special time of the month. Do what you can to support them.
>>564877764this >>564877861 but unironically
>>564874183She's being "creative" since she can't actually cut octo hair and there are only so many ways you can move tentacles before you start sticking random shit onto it to stand out.
woomy veemo couple who cut off a tentacle and started raising it as a baby
>>564878997
>>564878042
>>564879116Do you think there's a point where they cant kill them since they're sentient or is it a "Kill them whenever" sort of deal
>>564879985inklings don't care, they kill everyone regardless of sentience because they are the dominant species
>>564881581We could learn a thing or two from them
>>564881654they learned it from us
>>564881581The Octarians will return
you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these eggs
ggs woompen
>>564882683The weyyo cries in despair
>>564874183to nerf veemo, she's too powerful and always has been, that's why the hate is always one sided. they need to make veemo look ugly so woomy stands a chance, not that she ever will ub that won't stop the schizos getting mad over it
>>564878997>Tool - Parabol/Parabola plays softly in the background
>>564874183She was trying to respect the culture, being sewer creatures, she thought it was appropriate
>>564882952not enough bracelets
>>564885232This is a betrayal.
>>564885232
>>564882952>>564883826>>564882925GGs open, that was fun. Also I know what one of you did.
i wish you could disable the crosshair
how do you do, fellow mammalians?
m'woomy
wom
>>564885232I feel like it would be stressful to be able to birth living creatures from your head at any moment
>>564884702Oh hey I played with that one in Freelance last nightshe sucked ass
>>564869280>>564869386>>564871261
>>564895010brashy
What the fuck is going on with this site, almost everything I type gets flagged as spam
>>564876206>>564883826>>564886493
>>564895510Lel, I'm just squidding with you. I just saw you bouncing clams off the wall. I 100% believed it was a secret strat for a moment when basket was opened. GGs tho, it was fun playing with you all
>>564896928Can you actually bounce clams off a wall into a basket?
>>564897080I'm not sure, the clams have some bounce when you throw them to the wall but im not sure if they'll go in. You were throwing them a little too low, so it didn't go up all the way to the basket
>>564897682I'm a different person. I wasn't in the open.
>>564896928Ah yes I remember, that was, uh, totally new meta strategy, get on with the times squiddo *cough* thought I recorded it, but in the heat of the moment I only got a screenshot that shows nothing lol
>>564897941ok, so I tested it, you can bounce them off the wall in Wahoo world but you have to hit the wall at a higher point than the basket
>>564898157I got the replay ya little squit. You redeemed yourself by putting the clams back tho lol
>>564899068Well yeah, I have the replay too, it's just not the same.I started limiting how often I press record after one too many incidents where I put the console to sleep instead of getting a recording.
>>564900032How does that happen?
>>564900387>hectic match>want to press and hold screenshot button to capture recording>not enough spare brain power to tell left from right >press and hold Home button instead>system menu pops up>panic mash the buttons to dismiss it>press just the right button combo to put console to sleep insteadAlways at the end of an important (rank-up, 100x, whatever) match that there was no way we could lose.
>>564851020
this rotation kinda hard ngl
I did capture this tough because I'm easily amused
>>564901732
>>564879116
Invaders in Raiders but its 4v1. Your special summons sam bosses.
Slamon at rotation, anyone?
>>564904381okay
>>564904381I can 1king
>>564904381yes
>>5649043814/4
Tell me about the yebsWhy do they booyah so much?
Take me down to the Octopus CityWhere the grass is green and the Takozones are pretty
ggs ebin kingers
GG's Salmoneers!
ggs, super service!
I think I came across a cheater, was swimming and moving extremely fast with Heavy Edit Splatling with random few odd gears, no movement chunks, knew where everyone was, never missed a shot and took no damage. Didn't die a single time.
>>564908937post replay
>>564908937slot the replay code into inksight and confirm your suspicionshttps://hana.lol/inksight/
>The Aerospray is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a timmy, shitter, spammer, liability, it all runs off him like ink off a Big Bubbler. But throw a burst bomb at him and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how in panic he presses his special button: “I’ve been found out.”
>>564910091splashdownfags are the same way1 gentle lovetap and they mash right stick
>>564908937Another one this time a Octobrush that hit like a Splattershot, they both have weird empty profiles. Back to Smash Ult or literally any other game Raiders can't come soon enough.
>just want to get the last 50p to get to s+10 with Open matches>ngmi keeps FLARing me over and over
reminder that FLAR is shitter cope
how do you guys even reach s+2
>>564912842Bro I think you missed a number in that "S+20"
>This post appears to be an automated spambot.
So does this mean that person got reported, or they sent that report at someone else?
>>564912908No one here is even s+10
>>564913224keep making excuses and i'll keep posting
>>564914292Joey is about to be, judging by the pool feed
>>564914741>it doesn't matter that you're the only one on your team with positive k:d, and the enemy team is all laggy japs, it's YOUR fault you lost!okay
>>564913365I think those are auto-flags from the game's internal algo that analyzes your play. But it's not known if they ever act on them in any way.
>>564914292Think I saw ** hit +11 earlier today
>>564914292My highest is S+19...
im not getting out of s+0........
I got to S+0 within a week from the start of season (earliest I ever did) and thought I'd have a shot at getting to +10 to avoid reset, but I wasn't able to get even close to +1 so far. There are no normal players left in Western ranked. (highest was +2 a few seasons ago)
>>564918895I always experienced the opposite; the matchmaking was always fucking awful at the start of new seasons and I'd have to wait a week or two for all the S+50 autists to fuck off just to get back up to s+0 again
>walleye>blackbelly>triggerfish>even fucking morayTake me back....
>>564919016That's usually my experience too, I just grinded harder than every when the season started and got in after two tries. And yeah once in S+0 I was writing the non-stop 0-3 series off as autists doing autism at first, but two months later it did not get better one bit.I haven't really played much ranked since Raiders news dropped, I wonder if there's any difference now. Probably too late for +10 now anyway.
>>564910091man, you just had to use the one sshot with the pg kit to rub it inhow the mighty has fallen...
Garden keeper on lunatic mode gave me cancer.
>>564922067I posted in the wrong thread…
>>564750463tickling
>>564756789Ugly retarded bitch
How often do you think drive by shootings are in splatsville if its the splatoon equivalent of the hood?
>>564923801Higher than Inkopolis square before gentrification.Splatlandian youth recreationally have gang wars. Also it happened on recording with Shiver and Frye.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY68qaoZMtE
cool match nogami
>>564925305can't you get banned for doing this even in a pb
>>564922380didn't realize there was a diana general
>>564926954Can someone draw the cover art but with NA3 and little buddy?
>10W 16L this sessionunplugging the spawn point and splatting myself
>>564926660yes lol
How do I learn to enjoy the game despite losing way more than I win
>>564923123based
>>564930114Idk, i usally run around and shoot the practice targets a bit. Look at lockers. Check the shops. The game is pretty fun just to play. Dont get too attached to your rank.
Raiders news soon.
weyyo
>>564931218myeah, I just hate when I can tell that I'm not contributing, that I'm the worst on the team every game etc
>>564941819Are you newer?
>>564918895people quiting this dogshiti'm waiting for prochara to make his matchmaking cope video like dude and squidschool
>>564916158>>564911852>>564804263I should jerk off to massive inkers
>>564943635Claiming the handsome yeb on the center top.
more customization is worseS1 was the best as it was the floppiest
>>564939746im lagging hard rn so i had to end our gamesgg
>>564945142np, ggs
>>564867029But what else are we going to eat
>>564942336been playing on and off since July, though only seriously for ~3 months, 400 hours logged
>>564943635first game where the octolings have objectively better hairstyles than the inklings
>>564951646If you haven't played any other entry in the series, that's not much comparing it to the people who are probably still playing the game currently. I'm sure a lot of people you're matched with have thousands of hours if not tens of thousands of hours throughout all three of the games, if that helps you feel less bad.
>Splatoon Raiders but Horde Mode from Gears of War 3
>>564952402Boys also have better hairdos than girls.
Trying to remember a certain fanartist that regularly drew adorable drawings of a veemoxyebby pairing. I can't remember the name and it pisses me off.
I like to believe technology functions in splatoon based on collective belief that it works. I call it woomy energy.
>>564955101Wöomy
>>564954294i disagree, but the boys do have much stronger options compared to previous games
>>564955237I also believe woomies reproduce via spores, it explains how we never see them breed yet they can suddenly pop out of nowhere and overwhelm entire habitats.
>>564923221this post is in and of poor taste
be honest, how many you are completely dropping 3 once Raiders comes out? I already only play SR so I'm out
>>564959167i'm dropping 3 unless raiders doesn't have public matchmakingi need my 4stacks of randoms in order to live
Make your choice
>>564960486>toenails
>>564954814It was this artist, I just need their name.
>>564943635>Customize your mechanic to look however you want. There are lots of hairstyles and eyebrows to choose from, and of course a big variety of hair and eye colors, skin tones, and freckles too.>hair colorsI guess it makes sense to have that sort of freedom in a single player game.
>>564943635I don’t like any of these hairstyles.
>>564952402The octo hairstyles are just memes whilst the inkling ones actually look good
>>564963562me when i lie
>>564963520>>564963562how can splatoon fans have taste this bad
>Lesbian Day of Visib-A-downdownAArightA
>>564955492That so that one yebb who bought 4k golden eggs worth of Grizzco stock to complain about male hair really got through Mr.Grizz
>>564963680Splatoon "fans"
>>564961318I know the artist, but don't recall the handle off the top of my head either. I do know they've been inactive for a while though.
>>564963562>inkling ones actually look good>first noticeable inkling style is shredded flops in a loop with a rubber duck and coat hangerYou're allowed to just say you hate octolings without trying to hide it like this
>>564964249I'm not racist, my wife's girlfriend is an octo.
>>564943635>nothing resembling the mulletmeh
>>564963703I reported that post because it was Pearlwoomy.
>>564943635>chain cornrows>bottle buns>microplastics>kelp braidkino
How is she so skinny with that apetite?
>>564964827Frye gains all of the weight. Octo magick.
>>564960486why are there so many wealthy footfagsi see this guy's woomy everywhere
>>564959167game doesn't interest meI'll just wait for splat 4
do people really commission art of their ceph
>deep cut gets an entire spinoff game>off the hook gets two expansions>squid sisters get...........two glorified tutorials
>>564965265No they beg drawfags here to draw them. Now post ceph.
>>564965364but said tutorials get to have Marie Saying Things so it's peak actually
>>564965265Yes, it's fun.
>>564961318>>564964015Yurami is the artist, last post was in August 2025
Marie will sit on a chair on the barge sipping a latte and just provide you with snarky comments.
>>564963703that looks tasty
Who wants to play as a ceph that's old enough to have a helicopter license? Her ink sacs are probably already dry.
>>564965615and wash your clothes haha
>>564965265supporting your favorite artists is fun.
>>564965669haha mechanic you REEK haha
>>564965592No, that's not them.
>>564965837Here's another piece.
>>564965265Why draw woomy myself when I can pay someone else to do it better.
>>564965682oh i commission art often enough, i guess i just don't see my ceph as myself or an "oc" to that levelit doesn't help that im still experimenting with multiple different weapons so my gear is gonna change often enough idkmaybe once i either settle into something or accept im too bad to get anything out of gear anyway : ^)
>>564964827what appetite
>>564966376Do you still play
>>564966182Mikumikulenlen on xitter
>>564968235You must be mistaking me for someone else. I play here all the time, that was just my tetra fit from Splatoon 2.
>>564968253really close but no.
Fryes big ol belly
oh to be wrapped in tentacles
>>564968801found it @rpdlagksms00 but the account is gone. No wonder I haven't seen shit from them for a while. Shame.
>>564963379I was actually expecting your hair/ink color to always match the idol working along side you. yellow for frye, Blue for Shiver, and green was bigMan. But this means we can indirectly customize the idols to match our colors. because hair matches ink, and that's how it worked in splat 3's campaign.
>>564969607That explains the pink Frye screenshot when she used her special
>>564961318>>564969591zxcvzxz000
>>564970745thanks
>>564970745>>564969591>>564968801Good jobs my squiggas, we found the target and additional artists to follow.
>>564943635>this is all the news todayIm starving here
>>564966376True!
>>564975319yebweyys just won but you're starving?
>>564921552What's the pg kit and who has fallen?I used to think burst bomb was useless but I've grown to enjoy bonking people on the head with it. Especially satisfying when it's over an obstacle. And it's surprisingly good as turfing aid, too.20% into 5-starring my fifth Splattershot. Maybe I'll pick a different class in S4.
still unsure how you're supposed to use burst bomb, i like using it to ink my feet quickly and to help out in a fight someone else has taken, but i end up overusing it and running out of ink
>>564943635Alright which one of you freaks are choosing the unibrow?
>>564965265I want to. Though everyone will say it’s AI.
>>564943635"I only date yebbies" hair
the new octo braid is nice but im probably still using this one
does the shell-out machine tend to roll stickers and decorations that you don't have yet or is it pure random?
>>564943635identifying gender via eyebrow is getting harder and harder every day
>>564975319They might've delayed the star fox announcement and you're upset about getting news?
>>564984372Not really, they still always get the smaller or thinner variants.
>>564983246This general has a lot of drawfags and failed drawfags, so we can easily tell if it's slop or not. As long as it makes you happy and you can afford it, go for it.
>>564943635woomy options kinda lacking
>>564984372Raiders feels more like chaos than 3 did.
reminder that Splatoon 4 NEEDS to include Dekotora culture to fulfill Past's victory in 3's final splatfest
>>564985715Good, you've had it too good for too long.Feel how it feels to be in any other ceph's shoes.
>>564943635Fyre just had to go and butcher what could have been cute twin braids.
>>564986036Splatoon 4 with art by Masanori Ushiki.
>>564983246>>564985502I'll do it for free.
all nintendo needs to do is put out a raiders themed switch 2
teehee draw my beeb I'm not a mormon
>>564979105pg is aerospray's og third kit from splat1, with burst bomb kraken. splattershot stole its kit in 3 and left it with screen instead, which, while fun, does not fit the hyper-agrressive playstyle of burst aero.but burst sshot is a bit of a staple itself. it only gets limited effect out of it compared to other shooters like splash, jet or aero, not getting more than one shot off the ttk even with a direct and getting no effect at all from the outer radius, but sometimes that's just enough to chase someone down or initiate with, and extra mobility is great too.
>>564988486they probably think it's too early in the lifespan of switch 2 to start milking idiots with too much money who would otherwise potentially buy a second switch 2 just so they can have the new skin
>>564943635I really like all the veemo hair styles in this image
>>5649876945head gob
>>564988909No its just right. All those guys are the same gjys who would have bought a virtual boy addon. So they can leave their first switch 2 in the virtual bky and get the splatoon one on raiders launch. All it really needs os some thematic tacked on plastic that looks hideous but somehow improves the ergonomics by 900%
Atomic purple Switch 2....
>>564988436Thank you anon, I'll take you on that teehee offer another time.
>>564988486They can barely make the current console as is with the crisis and you want them to make other potentially pricier versions?
>>564997232american chip factories will start up production any day now
>>564997232Splatoon Raiders couldn't even afford a steelbook in any region.
Where else do you think mechanic has freckles?
thank god this generation is a flop
Veemo!
>>564998095fastest selling console of all time btw
>>564999097buying consoles doesnt mean anything now you just buy it and then let it collect dust while laying in bed playing with your phone for most of your free time
>>564998095The PS5 shot itself in the head by the way so the Switch 2 is now back to being the best selling console in every region
>>564999328Yeah it's funny how their plans to get back in Japan's good graces have probably been killed with this whole 30 day mandatory online check to play any digital game shit.
>tfw tomorrow's Raiders news will be about salmonI just want to see more gameplay
What if Veemo is magnetic and all the stuff she has on her are refrigerator magnets?
>>565005445You may be right, because I am hopelessly attracted to twintail veemo.
freckles or no freckles?
>>565006476pointless, you're going to be looking at the back of it's head the whole time anyways.
>>565004289>post gif of a sleeping salmonoid while something way more interesting is happening in the background.
>>565005445Just gave me a genius Idea for a scam item. Magnetic fork that pulls the lead out of your food. 19.99 plus shipping. do not use if you have braces.
>>565006476freckles
>>565006476I've never been a freckle fetishist but I'll try it.
I think woomies are neat.
>>565001523I meant moreso the price increase
>>565013239I wanted yebby...
side order is the most unfun competently-made game with no real problems i've ever played
>>565016381filtered.............
>>565005445I love the art but something about it bothers me. Like the pupils and iris are mismatched
>>565017127Wait.... people actually use the lives hack in their runs?
>>565018906Wait... people actually play side order?
>>565016325sauce
>>565018774's that her eyes arent the same size
>>565017127I like the added touch of the weapon matching their pallet.
>>565019440Yes
Open 3/4
>>565017127yeah by lack of fun
>>565020585Knock.
>>565019137https://x.com/tsuwitchii84/status/2048903457818759430
>>565021189oops i didn't refresh before mashing for next game, i'll open after this one
>>565021189opening
playing side order is making me worried about raiders
>>565022064Room for one more?
>>565022530Same here desu. But I kinda blame Nintendo for splitting the dev team
>>565022926We're actually full right nowill let you know if someone leaves
>>565022926I'm leaving. I suddenly got really hungry in the middle of the match.GGs open.
>>565022530>playing dlc completely unrelated to new game is making me worriedwhy?
>>565022926Ok, rooms open>>565023107GGs, what are you going to eat?
Guys I'm WORRIED about raiders what if it DOESN'T live up to the hype??
As long as it doesn't brick my console I'll consider that a win.
Raiders is better because it has slom and deep cut
Guys woomy is worried!
>>565023189>two games based around the repeated play of small wave-defense fish-killing missions and rewarding players with mechanical upgrades and currency to enable their performance in higher-difficulty missions are unrelatedi truly feel that splatoon loses its vital essence in the absence of multiplayer and no piece of splatoon content has fostered this feeling more strongly than side ordersalmon run is my favourite game mode of all time, and if raiders is informed by side order without also taking some extremely humbling lessons from its failures time then i can't see it turning out to be anything but mid as fuckand i really really really want it to be good
i think im washed guys
I'm glad we didn't lose to the ennbie snipewriter
It's getting bad.My woomy's bitten her flops down to nubs.
migraine fucking sucks and reality is shatteringmay I request cute ocks to be posted please, any gender
>>565021797thanks
Is it wrong to chew on your veemo gf's hair? It looks so tasty ever since she cooked her tips.
>>565024053just a little nibble is okjust a little suckle
>>565024004>cute>ocksdifficult task
Anon regularly heils Squitler
>>565024137It just looks so tasty.
>>565023095did they really?
>>565024004
>>565024286Yeah, Splatoon shared its dev team with Animal Crossing iirc
Sorry about my performance. Something is wrong with my controller. I think it's dying
>>565023862that clearly isn't the main gameplay loop, we've seen tons of footage of wide open areas in the islands
Sorry about my performance. Im washed
GGs open
Yeah something us going on with controller. Its holding onto my bombs a bit too long
Something odd is going on
>>565023205Just some chicken.
>>565025518Little squit is eating avian
>>565024801and we've seen a lot of level geometry that's almost 1:1 with side order floorsand salmon physics that are 1:1 with laguendo and andante bouncing aroundand gear tinkering that could end up being either a lot like Noita order of operations or a lot like Side Order meme chipping
its so over
Not a day goes by that I dont miss the splatoon 2 losing themehttps://youtu.be/pO20B1JmSkI?si=K1fg3JmNTpPJ4IzT
>>565026491lol
>>565026540>this game is almost 10 years oldhow does this make you guys feel
>>565026867Uoh
>>565026867>
>>565026491welcome to the average modern splatoon 3 experience my dudeand to think it can only get worse from here lmao
GGs B
>>565027992You too SH, sorry I'm not very good rn, but I hoped you had with with me lol
>>565025214>>565025097>>565028039GGs woompen
Not saying it'll come to that but who would get eaten first, mechanic or Big Man?
>tfw no giant veemo gf to defend me from ancient sea predators.
>tfw no giant veemo gf to prey on me
>>565029609Mechanic cause they're so scrumptious
This daily drip of raiders news isnt enough. I need more.
>before raiders newsraiders news never>after raiders newsraiders news never
I miss curling bomb launcher
>>565032249>1 kill 5 deathsLol
putting on calamari inkantation and going to sleep hoping I wake up at home (cradled in a woomveems arms)
So... how is everyone's ceph art journey going?
>>565035965I dont think the artist understood the meme. Or maybe shiver doesnt understand the meme.
>>565037086I think it's a little of column A, a little of column B.
>>565037086What's the meme
>>565038671Back to camera, bend over, and clasp your hands behind your knees. Your legs and ass are suppose to create a heart.
>>565039731can you post examples if you doing it (as a joke)
I want to raid
>>565040407Maybe someday I'll draw it. But for now, you get this wip
anyways the best music in splatoon is the octarian singleplayer burpfunk
Place your bets on what the next raiders news will be about.
>>565046365a delay
order lost...
i want a woomy daughter
i want a woomy who will woom for no one else
yebby daughter or woomy son
>>565057368please don't touch that woomlet...
who else listens to kpop while playing salmon run?
>>565070416>that hair
>>565070416Big Man needs to collect artifacts, stop mooning him.
why would they make the best hairstyle the one you can't use? should be an option to the smack the scissors outta utsuho's hands at the beginning
>>565073053because it'll be a postgame reward
>>565073143nuh uh, salmonlings will be the postgame reward
>>565073241i should kill you for even entertaining such a retarded concept
>We've found the Spirhalite Islands to be surprisingly vast and diverse, consisting of many different biomes and even having an expansive underground. There are some traces of civilization as well…could it have something to do with the Salmonids?
>>565075198
>That's all the research on the Spiralhite Islands we've got for you so far. lmao see you in june
>>565075198>>565075385>food themed island>toilet dungeonswhat the fuck is going on, are we going to find out salmonids were birthed from our leftovers?
>>565075385
>>565075756somehow: bowser castle
>>565075756
>>565075935oh no...
>On raids in Splatoon Raiders you can find treasure chests that sometimes contain rare relics. Looks like getting stranded on these islands has its perks!
>>565076129
>That's all the research on the Spiralhite Islands we've got for you so far. Rest assured, a lot more mystery awaits! Once we have more, you'll be first to know.
>>565076467
>>565076643did they ai upscale this image or something, the fuck is wrong with frye's mouth and shiver's face.
Does your woomy ave a flashy shootah?
>>565076643
>>565076060what are you oh no-ing for
>>565076819
>>565076747They look fine, what are you talking about?
>>565076775I like splatlings, is that flashy?
the nightmare continues.
>>565077316god forbid people discuss the new game
>>565077254Depends, is the splatling emberz?
>>565076819really digging the new fsh, kinda reminds me of Crash Bandicoot's artstlye.
>>565075935[sad news] There is a testing dummy on the left side after the start of a stage. Raiders confirmed to be Side Order 2
>>565075198>>565075385>>565075756>>565075935This game looks incredibly pretty, i can't wait for July.
>>565076747frye's ever so slightly sticking out her tongue I think is what you're seeing, hehe blemmmmmm
>>565076819So did Octo Expansion bro. It's just for testing.
>>565079157meant for >>565078894even 3's base campaign had training dummies at the start of levels if i remember correctly.
>>565075716we're going to America
fat veemo final boss
>>565077434I use heavy edit splatling
>>565048997Imagine the smell
>>565070416imagine the stench
>>565076467>its already overBrb splatting myself
oh no, what will we do without news for 2 months :(
>>565084307We wait. Waiting is a splatoon fans second nature.
>>565084307Did you really think there'd be enough info to fill out 3 months' worth of daily updates?
>>565076982Its a primitive flyfish>We never be free of these bastards
>>565084943we can atleast get renders or screenshots daily
there'll be a direct next month trust the plan
New>>565085475>>565085475>>565085475
>>565076467fuck, really wanted them to talk about the clothes
>>565076129she kinda looks like shantae here doesn't she
>>565085791they're likely saving a lot of stuff for a dedicated direct on the game later on, probably late may/early june.
>>565084964Fly fish without their armor are a non issue.
