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One more day.
this thread will be gayer
I think I'm gonna rest for a tiny bit, don't mind me Danchou I'll get back to fan grinding in a jiffy
ONE FUCKING JOB. We celebrate Bourbons birthday nigga. Total death to currenfags
>>564752261Freud would have a field day with this attempt at psychoanalysis.
>>564752636This isn't a chicken.
It's Mihono Bourbon's birthday today. Say something nice about her!
Any cool OG Maru borrows for fronts in global yet?Cute yabbadol for attention.
What do we think about the fact that umas have and tight butts?
>>564752652We're ignoring her
>>564752636you took this from /v/
>>564752491CUTEKI LOVE
>>564752718happy birthday Mihoyo Barbell
Please help me I need that image of Rudolf with her tougue out!
>>564752626If we just reach the gay singularity it'll become straight again
>>564752786Ye I posted one in the last thread
>>564752816>western artist
>>564752261Freud is a fraud.
>>564752857Wrong, I posted it on /v/ and also hereAlso that boo thread was amazing
i refuse to play mant any longer
i would subscribe to curren chan's umafans.
>>564752857>/v/ermin recognize cocks>"No bwo trust me stop blaming the /vee/ boogeyman they left a long time ago focus on le real enemy"Fuck off
idk where this dream journey retard spawned from but I want to him go back to his shithole so I can stop seeing the ugliest uma ever designed
>>564752816what meme is this
>>564752773She's got a GREAT ASS
Ugh, this thread is another dud...
>>564752703>>564753002It's the closest comparison I could think of to try to explain the imbalanced power dynamic. If it's not to your tastes I'd like to apologize.
>>564753112I hardly ever post on /v/ but your loss for missing that thread
>>564753143This, grannies aren't cute
>>564753143>singular
Dumbest fucking general ever. I genuinely hope you idiots die of cancer. Leaving this garbage general with garbage posters.Cya.
Making women seethe as I hog all the attention from the boys, being grabbed all over and seeing their lustful gazes
>>564753143There's at least three of us.Soon to be more.
>>564753375See you on Tuesday
>>564753375Is this considered a ritualpost now
>>564753143Listen, you like big breasts, I like Dream Journey. Its not rocket science
I HATE FINE MOTION SO MUCH ITS UNREAL
>do a unity run to make a debuffer because it's good for those specific skill hints>feel like I want to dieHoly fuck I forgot how bad Unity is, even TB's tedium beats this. Also the music sucks
>>564753431Just doberanon being tsundere as usual he salivates thinking of cocks
Post cuties with cuties
>>564753143You're so gay even the Chiyoposter looks like a gigachad next to you.
>>564753143>ugliest uma ever designedIt's impressive there could be something uglier than Ryan
>>564753459She's ugly, pick a different uma
>>564751926But my dominators are getting wins too... They're not shitty jobbers there just to help Scarlet win.Flash quick scoped TWO Xmas oguris in one fell swoop.
You know what she wants.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564753375why is the wagie Fujin dialogue so out of sync in the game
>>564753408make that 4
>>564752816>Still unbeatable after five yearsHow does she do it?
>>564753112i just copypasted the link in the archive cockbro
>>564753708make that 5.
>>564753506>spoilerDid anyone ever deny this? The music was always the worst part of Aoharu and MANT's music completely blows it the fuck outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDI
>>564753281Least obvious /v/mabro
>>564753757>2 hags and 2 Taiki clones
>>564753650>she
>>564753571NO! My taste in women is impeccable
>>564753708what the FUCK are those things
>>564753143rude
Where do I find kumiyabes new stuff
>>564753780make that 6
>>564753897No grannies
>>564753545I can barely even get 4. That claw connoisseur title will forever be out of my reach..
>>564753506Don't run unity to make a debuffer. Are you stupid? You have career goals to get through. The number one problem with building a debuffer is that you're trying to chase skill hints the whole fucking game so there's no way you're getting a good stat line. Mant gives you enough of a stat line that you can win a few races and meet the super easy 300 career point goal then spend the rest of your time chasing red exclamation points.
>>564753506isn't URA better than unity for debuffers? the unity training symbol blocks out the hint symbol in training so i would think you miss out on a lot of debuff skill hints
>>564753673gay
>>564752626/uma/BF status?
fuck I regret not rolling for NishinoWHY DIDNT I JUST DO IT fuck it's so over
>>564754154faggot
Only women like Dream Journey there is no way there is more than 2 of these here.
>>564754075>the unity training symbol blocks out the hint symbol in trainingIt doesn't unless both are showing up at once.
>>564754224>implying women are in this thread
oh boy i sure hope the sparks turn out good
>>564754002bump. i too need the new Rickey stuff
>>564754224I like Jani.I like Sirius.I have a penis.No you can't see it, it's small.
>>564754214Let me ask
>>564754208
>>564754224women are cucks who want to see their favorite fuck another uma
I'm oshigamingI have hog but I do not use herI do not use domsI am running triple frontsI am having a lot of fun, actually. I think I'd feel worse running meta and then getting mogged anyways
>>564754351this image hits harder since Hishiama was the last uma that spooked me
>>564754224>only women would like the cute domineering yandereFag
>>564754224Nice try, but I am not showing you my dick homo
>>564754224i like journeyi like mirakoi like rob royi like flower
>>564754086>Coal Shitty
>>564754289Seconding (thirding?)
Stop posting THAT Mayano
>>564754494Me on the right
>>564754419BASED
Digitan LOVE
>>564754494Me on the left
>>564754684>>564754689YWNBAU
Fat fucking uma milkersImagine the calcium
>4 runs in a row>creek finished her chain only once
>>564754154ghosted
>>564754667I think the world would be a better place if everyone loved Digitan.
doing that favorite uma picker thing made me realize there's a LOT of shitty umas on the horizonthey lost the sauce for a while when it came to character designs but then they got it back with stuff like donna and light O
>>564754776All of them are so ugly.
>>564754776>spe
>>564754776I don't need to imagine it bro I'm BONED AF RIGHT NOW
>>564754419That's how it is done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnbSM1Da4GA
>>564754791>trainer-san check out my impression of a chinamanyaeno you can't do that...
>>564754776I knew it was breastfags stirring shit up. I appreciate beauty in all sizes
>>564754776Why would you subject Spe to that brutal mogging? That's just mean.
>>564754861>donna>good
>>564755010Yaeno cuteki... is based?
>>564755010We need more racist Uma.
Danchou...
>>564754776dude you CANNOT tell me that Fusaichi Pandora or Taiki Shuttle are packing bigger bazookas than Marvelous. Marve is smuggling cantaloupes in her dress, dude. I don't care what the official bust measurements say. Marve has to be top 3 biggest fattest tits in Umamusume.
>>564755104KWABxina get off umachan
>>564754034>>564754075The bigger issue is Unity completely starves you in terms of skill points.
>>564752951Anyone? Its very important!
>>564754776HUGE BOOBS.......... and fat belly spe
>>564754419I'm just excited I'm getting wins with daiwa for once. I don't care if the community took three medium CMS before they finally caught on to dominator being overpowered. I used triple dominators and won plat the last medium CM and no one called me a metafag for that. I won't be shamed because people woke up.
Are you ready for Round 2?
which uma has the largest areolas
>>564755162When will he lose Danchud status
>>564755158My negro.
>>564755279in 9 days
>>564755163Marvelous has huge boobs for her tiny body, but cup sizes are absolute sizes not relative.
>>564755276Your mom
>>564754850how did you get this comic featuring me and my oshias a Digitore I exist to embarrass Digitan constantly with how much I praise and love her.
>>5647552792 weeks
>>564755276Daiwa Scarlet and Creek.
>>564755203
which uma has brown nipples
>>564755276Creek
>>564755203>>564703337 I only remembered where this post was because of the pun...
>>564755163They look so big because she's so small.>>564755272That triggered something primal in me because that exact sequence of words is burned into my brain from Mega Man X4's final boss
>>564755391>>564755406Thank you very very much
>>564755401Ines Fujin
>>564755162How do we snuff him out for good
>>564755401Kris and Hishiama duh
No danchou cup this CM?
>>564755464lmao this is a great answer
>>564755363Because Digitan bros understand she's at her cutest when we embarrass her.
>>564755203Would a Ryan swimsuit alt save her? What hairstyle do you suggest?
all japanese people have browns nipples to account for the sins of their ancestors
brian HATE
>>564755669Ugly boy
>Pumpedthe fuck is thatdid I pump Akikawa full of children?
>>564755401Yeppers
>>564755592You get it.
>>564755698ok ccp shill
i could be gooning with Digitan. life is unfair. i wish she was real.
>>564755913According to that "Which uma are you quiz" we have a bunch of Digitans here.
>>564755962to the surprise of no one. she is the player self-insert (Literally Me)
Please tell me we wont need as many clocks in grand concert I'm sub 400 now
>>564755962but i want to be sprayed with digitan juice at the end of our goonsesh, not anon cum
>>564755962I got calstone light o, so I think I’m just retarded
>>564756068L'arc is the next one that needs more clocks
>>564755259Honestly, I always liked Dom because I'm a sucker for debuffsit's just so funny and disrespectful. Plus the moment I laid eyes on Dominator I knew that shit was gas just from reading the skill. Too bad I never had rudolf until recently and playing tach dom is a permanent handycap, so grass was the only option for me.
>>564756068clock usage goes back to regular after MANT afaik. just spending one every once in a while when a random career goal race fucks you over
>>564756068brother you're chilling i have like 80 clocks left
>>564756068We won't need clocks ever again after MANT is gone.
>>564756167Is blue Teio cute?
>>564754776Soon...
>>564756313ass too small
>>564756313Why do people keep making sexy art of Rice Shower.She's not sexy at all, she's your cute imouto...
>>564755259It's hard to win as a solo front
>>564754776
>>564755401I would think surprisingly few considering most racehorses were either born in America or descended from Sunday Silence. People make jokes about how Ass Wonder is more Japanese than the Japanese horses, but even they aren't particularly Japanese genetics-wise.
>>564753395mcqueen wouldn't say this
I give up on this CM, B it is for me.What's meta for Taurus2 beyond Maruzensky ult?Surely there's more beyond that now, I doubt we'll see Golshi+Oguri+Nature from back then
Is grand live better than MANT for parent runs?
>>564756606
>>564755962I got Ayabe despite not being depressed or displaying any suicidal tendencies recently
>mambo danchou still MIA (day 5)>rank goes up even moreWhat gives?
Is agnes "digitan" digital the riamu yumemi of umamusume, just without award winning tits?
>>564756260There's ultra-buffed career rivals for some umas and/or career bosses that can still screw you over.
>>564756571desuwa~
>>564756623I've heard mant still better in some cases.
>>564756623Aside from the fact that it's just objectively less tedious, GL is like MANT in that you'll get parents just out of trying to make aces
>>564756763AI CHAN NO MY TRAINEE REALLY NEEDS THIS WIN PLEASE
>>564756623You will do parent runs in MANT for 2 years
>>564756710He's reverse sweeping.
>>564756745I know nothing about this character but I've whacked off to her many many many times
>>564756745Agnes digital simps for other Umamusume because she has dogshit self-esteem so she puts everyone else around her on a pedestal.I don't know what's wrong with Riamu.
Forgot I was holding onto a slacker debuff on a medium S highroll run, for over a solid 40 minutes then trained on a juicy rainbow and it didn't kill my run
>>564756606It'll be front spam. Depsite the longer straight for backliners to catch up the addition of red shift as an accel for positions 1-5 means that any front with solid straight skills will be too far forward
>>564756710he's giving me a sloppy toppy under the table while i do my runs
>>564756623Still MANT because you'll be racing for affinity steroid, plus spark reroll is out along with GL so you're not wasting an hour for a 1* guts anymore
Sakura Laurel is such a fucking jobber
>>564757068>It'll be front spamI know what you are.
>>564756668Golshi game
>>564757228A guy who joined rooms? Yeah
>>564756710this is the guy that kicked me out for flatlining for 3 days btw
>>564756879I find this not particularly believable. Every scenario stat line creeps the last. In ura it was a struggle just to get one stat above 1100. In unity you could start to get two. In mant we are getting like nearly 3 + The baseline is now over 600 $600 so no stat is getting the 90% one-star chance anymore.Grand live is just going to be easier. Not only will the runs be shorter but SS Will be extremely easy and probably four stats to 1100 will be reasonable. Did you even think about how dumb your lie sounds before you made it?
>>564756606DANCHOU PLEASE PUT ME IN LET ME IN THE DAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYY
>Join 1 CM lobby >1 front>2nd >2 fronts>3rd >1 front>4th >0 fronts>5th >2 fronts >Win everything>Bro it's all full of fronts trust me
Come here, Torena-san.I will wash your back nice and clean~.
THIS is your goat?
>>564757407Read how affinity works retard
What about the umas with the fattest and juiciest asses?
>>564756606>I give up on this CM, B it is for me.I ran Oguri Creek and Tamamo with uncapped speed and no medium S, and managed to get three wins in a row; what the fuck were you doing?
>>564757407he's right tho
>>564757407You're forgetting about the infinite affinity scaling you get by running a million races, which you don't do in GL.
>>564757320 I wanna rape a small woman with huge tits so bad
>xoguri loses to tripple fronts constantlySuccessful gaslight?
Races start in 6 hours and 35 minutesGraded races start in 12 hours and 20 minutes, schedule:G2 Yomiuri Milers Cup (15:30 JST)G1 Chairman’s Sprint Prize (15:35 JST)G2 Sankei Sports Sho Flora Stakes (15:45 JST)G1 FWD Champions Mile (16:45 JST)G1 FWD QEII Cup (17:55 JST)
>>564757543Overall or proportionally to the rest of their body?
>>564757516>hag posting Kill yourself
>>564756313>the little bit of asshole peekmuh
this race is only liked by terrorists
>>564757543
>>564757543that's what grass is for
>>564756509You don't find your imouto sexy?
>>564757875>Helios has a dumpyThis... doesn't feel right.
>>564757543>>564757875
>>564757939I try not to. I don't have impure thoughts about my trainees.Outside of a handful I do
>>564757875>Daring Heartlooks and sounds like a mob uma
>>564757984Doto was designed to be only for rough sex.
>>564757984>>564758067Am I crazy for believing Biwa is severely underappreciated? Her autism, and sister relationship with Brian is endearing. She isnt ugly and I personally enjoy her voice
>>564756929>>564757024She's a hardcore idol otaku who got scouted and doesn't think she deserves to be on stage. Similar to digitan in that regard. I don't know much else but she's usually portrayed crying like a clutz and she's got a bit of a menhera theme. Not a 1-1 fit with digital but the idea of being a super fan that becomes a reluctant main character herself unites them.
>>564758290doto would in fact say this
>>564757572Pretty sure GM powercreeps MANT because we get the G1 affinity patch by then
>>564757593G2 Yomiuri Milers Cup, 1600m Turf, 4YO and older only, Trial for Yasuda Kinen1. Sire side - Grass Wonder2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week7. 8. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove9. Sire side - Grass Wonder10. Dam side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe, Sakura Bakushin O11. Dam side - Rulership, Air Groove, Zenno Rob Roy12. 13. 14. Sire side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe15. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Special Week16. 17. 18.
Umabutts
>>564758343No, Biwa is pretty cool and hot
>>564758343She's not outright ugly but her granny glasses and hair really dont do it for me. I know some people arent a fan of her deep voice either but that doesnt really bother me. Oh and her outfits are kinda mid imo.She's far from the worst uma but aside from her sizes she really doesnt have much going for her imo
blast onepiece mentionedthis is now a blast onepiece thread
>>564758343we love banahyde here
>>564758572>granny glassesthose stays on during sex
>>564758343She has sexy design but has bad umas (until the cyborg) and is done dirty in the anime. They hype up the BNW-trio but Biwa was a monster on a completely different level to the other two.
>>564758343We love Biwa here, bud.
>>564758493all my club members have butts this big...
>>564758572What is up with you and your huge dislike over glasses? The right frame has the potential of making women hotter
>>564758619shill me on her
>>564758183It's okay to admit it onii-chan, /uma/ is a judgement free zone
>>564758867almondbro...
umas sorted by how much I'd be willing to risk my job
>>564758343Everyone is aware that Biwa is pure sex. It's just funny to make fun of her head size and her banana hunger.
>>564758893biggest ningen fucker
>>564758429G2 Sankei Sports Sho Flora Stakes, 2000m Turf, 3YO fillies only, trial for Yushun Himba1. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week2. 3. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe, Taiki Shuttle4. Dam side - Special Week5. 6. Sire side - Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen; Dam side - Symboli Kris S7. Dam side - Rulership, Air Groove, Neo Universe8. 9. 10. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove11. Dam side - Tamamo Cross12. 13.
>>564758893Apparently she's literally just taiki 2.0 minus the English. Fluffy blonde big tits n ass Uma with a personality like a golden retriever.Unreleased tho so no story to go off, just guest appearances.
>>564758493I hate this artist
>>564759226her gimmick is that she's obsessed with humans
Join the Satono Group, they are no longer asking
>>564758343She has a good head on her shoulders
>>564757773holy soulless
>>564754916homosexualist post
>>564758343She looks like a sexy librarian, which is the least sexy of the "sexy <profession>" archetype.
>>564759293>NOO, I dont want to go to the Satono Group island retreatJackpot.
>>564759317I love how Biwa immediately spat out his food just to eat the banana
>>564759607>which is the least sexy of the "sexy <profession>" archetypeFAGGOT
>play Teio>she goes "nishishi"My cock is reacting, I'm eating KFC today I need to get fat.
https://jiggie.fun/QQvne1https://jiggie.fun/QQvne1https://jiggie.fun/QQvne1https://jiggie.fun/QQvne1
>>564759607>which is the least sexy of the "sexy <profession>" archetype.Only because librarians tend to be kinda old
>>564759717is she chinese or something?
Me on the left
>>564759807whose danchou is this
>>564759807Why are you so blurry, sis?
>>564759717nishishi?
>>564759698I like how he didn't just spit out his food, he cleared his mouth so there would be no disruption or lingering flavors to mix with the glory of the banana. >>564759704Nurses mog, office ladies mog, police mog, nuns mog, soldiers mog, schoolgirls mog, pirates moglibrarians btfo
>>564759807This is where mambochou has been...
>Biwa>the sexy librarianexcuse me
>>564758881I mean I just fundamentally disagree. I think glasses can look fine but them actually improving things is much more exception rather than rule. There's obviously plenty of people that are fans of glasses but I'm not one of them
>>564759953>schoolgirlsis it weird of me to say that I never liked the "sexy schoolgirl outfit" trope, they always make it too bimbo-y.
Why didn't anyone tell me this before I got heavily invested in this game? All my experiences with my trainees turned out to be lies
>>564757593>HK races at 5-6 amgrim
I'm just gonna say it.Forever Young does nothing for me. Lucky Lilac is WAY cuter.
(You)
>>564760175You say that but I think you've forgotten how the average teenage girl acts.
>>564757773>double dom + xoguri
>>564760216Lucky Lilac mogs basically the whole cast of most recently revealed Numas.
I got sleeved
>>564759293crown's racewear is erotic and more people need to realize that
>>564760342EXPLODE
>>564760342You've still got time to train one for this CM. Saa, saa, saa!
>>564760297trust me, as someone who grew up around spicesses through middle/high school, I know exactly how they act. Maybe that's why I don't like it, it brings me back to a worse time
>>564760216>>564760335Have you forgotten Admire Groove? She is gorgeous
>>564760342another victim for the Right Handed Demon
>>564760216>>564760335I don't like lilac's ear pillows
>>564760342Nice uma, make sure to train her for the CM after this one.
>>564760510I was referring to the ones revealed in the most recent big dev stream ie Marche Lorraine Rulership etc. Some of them are cute but I think Licky Lilac is cuter than all of them. Admire Groove is cute and has a pretty dress but I'm not big of her mole
>>564757773
>>564758429CAM ON CHAOS
did you know this card is NOT a poker table, but a map?
>>564760843didn't viper get jailed for diddling kids
The JP horses got a good draw. The #1 favorite Renegade got screwed with post 1. Commandment and The Puma will probably go up in odds now.
>>564760178thank you cyGODS
>>564760893I thought it was a craps table
https://poal.me/4o8g86https://poal.me/4o8g86https://poal.me/4o8g86
does anyone have a good taiki code for parent farming? I wanna make a good Nishino parent but can't find a decent taiki because I'm stupid
>>564760936Guy was a crack dealer, he was gonna get busted for something eventually.
>>564759953You forgot the goat, teacher.
>>564760936Idk if she was underage, but he kidnapped, raped and probably killed a woman. Very not cool imo!
>>564761140hmmm...teacher vs nurse...it's close.
>>564760936kidnapping and sexual assaultdumbass is doing 15 years
Is Helios just a meme character like Digitan or is she an interesting character?
>>564761079>I can push the button that says I live>Or I can press the button that says I'll die if not enough people also put their life on the line.Maybe I'm a heartless monster but why wouldn't I press red here?
>>564761079/uma/ just killed me fuck you guys.
>>564761357she's pretty meta actually
>>564761363You are a disgrace.
>>564761085Try B A
>>564761363Being kind is free
Fuck you guys.
Thanks for the GARBAGE
>>564761508man my funpost didn't work...
>>564761079>everyone presses red>everyone livesyou retarded, boy.
>>564753145the amen pose/heart butt challenge
>Yooooosh, ikuyooo!
>>564682941And you still did it.Because you're worthless.
>>564761079>would you rather live, or maybe die
>>564761492>>564761558I kind of get it. In a perfect world everybody knows that everybody else will pick red but you know that not everyone is smart enough to pick red, so you should rather gamble on blue since that improves the odds of everyone surviving since we only need 51% blue instead of 100% red.That said, why would people tie themselves to the proverbial train tracks here.
>>564761665I got it........... but I still need a good borrow............
xoguri faggots disgrace Grass by running her in their "team"
>>564761079this sounds reasonable at first but it's actually retarded. the reason why the prisoner's dilemma works is that there's still a negative consequence and risk in pressing red, it's just not as bad as the risk if you pressed blue and got betrayed.
freezer = someone else's xoguribejiita = oshi acegohan, piccolo and kuririn = your debuffers pretending they're doing anything useful
>>564762059I look like this
>>564762059
>>564761984I'm not responsible for the retarded decisions of retards and/or hippies
>>564762180Can I eat your pantyhose
And now the Mexicans are here. Me included
>>564761984the problem is that anyone who picks blue deserves to die.
>>564761558if everyone presses red everyone livesyou dont have to be retarded to be kind
>>564762059Mine has one win at least, but I'm also not running her with XOguri. Probably should have gotten her Medium S but I'm also replacing her with Cheerleader Nice Nature when I can so I took it a bit easy.
>>564754776>Spe instead of Maru
>>564761079I pressed blue because it's funnybut the game theory dillemma isn't exactly workingyou should add a clause that says if everyone lives they also get sloppy wet umanko on their dicks
>Jap are making calculations between weight and the margin of defeat of Japanese horses running in L'ArcI just think Yahagi wants to test the hypothesis that dirt ability/genes are useful for L'Arc
>>564762059I dont like Ass Wonder
>>564762127My Digitan, hitting all her accels immediately into OMG = Trunks
>>564756623ignore the other anons as they have no idea about the game in the near future MANT remains as the most effective parent farming scenario until second anniversary 6 months later (4 for us) when the URA update drops only because of the compatibility, which also gets a rework in the same patch basically, do MANT for slightly better parents, or just do GL as you also get showered with white sparks
>>564762359I picked blue because Im suicidal
>>564762417I just pray this results in tons of Yanko being forced to diet fanart
>>564762417lol
>>564762127my oshis? s maru, vbobo and seiun sky
>>564762615Daiwa is such a cow
>"Whoever wins gets to fuck her trainer with her tits all day with zero rape guilt!">Flash and Ardan at the homestretch
>>564762454Abhorrent post.
Chain event RNG is even worse than distance S at this point. they should really accelarate the JP fix already
mo... mooooouuuu....
>>564762713I'm glad my trainee lost this race.I couldn't live with the guilt if I had umapyoi with my trainee.
>>564762793whats the fix whalefag
Flash looks so cute with her little chefs hat
>>564762026just look it up on uma db
>>564762653RomWa at least showed the Saudi dirt being budget turf. Ebayan will just sink in bogswamp if it rains.
>>564762898she'd look cuter with her flashes hangin out
>>564762615>tits as big as her rival's headPoor Vodka never stood a chance.
give ideas for sexy Opera drawings
>>564755962I got calstone light o with a low autism rating, which doesn't seem to add up tbqhfamilam
>>564762373Should have made the collage in the beginning but oh well. Biwa's WR would have been around 40% if I wasn't running Sky
medium CMs are the definition of soulless, fuck whoever made ace + 2 dominators the most common strategy
>>564762736I can do you one better. El is cuter and I like her a lot!
>>564762893That's f2p tho. Chain events are now guaranteed to finish in JP
>>564762898i like flash but i think this outfit looks dumb
Would Grass let me impregnate her.
(She's drinking juice)
Post mare booties
>>564761079>but think of all the low iq people that will pick blue! do you want them to die?? mmyea
>>564762417I think it's a stupid idea. He should do the dirt route. Please send him to Saratoga so that I can go and see him.
>>564763116I like her OG more too, but I'm just a big fan of little hatd on uma's heads
hey how about another jiggie
>Even Benis Bark's VA commentedlol
how do I guarantee ignited spirit PWR?
>>564761079redbros, we got this
>>564763096el can be really cute when they let her pasas show
I need advice anons, does this deck + parents sound good for Ardan for the next CM? (2400m tokyo)It is 12 stam + 5 power / 12 medium + 2 mile + 2 paceWould you switch anything?
>>564763096Spic hate.
>>564763258Low IQ people and mentally ill people would pick blue, sureBut also those altruistic enough to try and save those peopleYou may survive, but you might not like the society you’re inheriting
>>564763097tf you mean guaranteed to finishdo all the unfinished event chains just pile up at the end of the career
>>564762417rain will turn the course to mud and yanko will win like digitan
>>564761079>more people would rather save themselves than everyone we live in a society
>>564763418>>564763346
I would like El more if she didn't force bad spanish lines
>>564755962I forgot about that but I got kiseki and I didn't even know who that is or how I got her because I can't draw for shit and she's apparently a mangaka uma
>>564763364Make sure you spirit burst on power the most.
>>564761079>press red>live regardless of the resultthis is so retarded
>>564763346mexican coke cupholder o algo
>>564763179unless you're japanese, no
>>564763097I thought it just means that all chains start and not nessescarily finish
>>564763445Suicidal empathy is the bane of our civilization and this is a literal example
>small hole to put your penis inside>big hole on top to watch the magic happenthey really did an amazing job with her
>>564763364Pop bubbles on Power and try to get only the Team's Power rating to A.
>>564757858stay gold and air jihad aren't there tho
>>564761079Holy wit check
>>564763538About half of the voters didn't pass the wit check, some have switched now
>>564763674>>564763530THAT'S HOW IT WORKS????
>>564763662Go to bed, Jordan. You're drunk.
>>564762713Wtf is rape guilt?
>have to do grandparents on unity for ignited spirit and then parents on MANT for affinity maxingyeah nah fuck that SHIT, I'm employed
orenji
but this is a blue board
>>564762086this is less about being a prisoner's dilemma but more about being an emphath's honeypot thought experiment (everyone that wants to be seen as a hero would choose blue and try to get everyone to choose it as well to prevent an inevitable but not terrible % of humans from dying if the majority chooses red, despite not being logical from a self preservation point of view)
>>564763662You won’t have to wait long for it to die out, don’t worry
>Vodka>Nishino Flower>Seeking The PearlI hate mant mile races
>>564763487They arent guaranteed but recently on JP they made chain events for support cards more likely to show up when you are at max bond>>564763435Looks fine. Pace still has the problem of having no good accel and nsm is a bit more of a gamble since the fronts will also be able to go faster since red shift's positioning requirement is very generous. Only thing I'd change is swapping the oguri parent for a dober if possible because in a front heavy lobby it'll give you a strong accel that'll chain into nsm.
>>564764021which means twice the fun
>>564761079this is pointless. i'd save everyone.
>>564764008Cute!
>>564763970Something normal umas feel. Psycho umas don't feel any sort of remorse after.
>>564764008happy cummu cummu
El is one of the most daughterwife-coded umas and I'm tired of seeing how this fact always gets overlooked.
>>564764062why do red people dislike human empathy so much
>>564764083hmmmm I did not know next CM would be front heavy, guess I will try get a dober parent on my own done, thanks anon
>>564764062I don’t mind dying if the alternative is living for someone who thinks like this
>>564764195Yay!
>>564763069here is mine
>>564764203Which Umamsume are normal and which ones are psycho?
>>564764062I will shrimply convince as many people as possible to vote redlives saved by me: countlesslives saved by bluecucks playing hero: 0
>>564764436I mean it's very lobby dependant obviously but fronts is what I saw most commonly in rooms. The Dober unique would be more of a backup plan in that case than something to rely on. But Ardan already has her own version of triumphant pulse so idk how much merit there is in adding the watered down inherited version to her.
>>564764062>everyone that wants to be seen as a heroThat implies people are making this choice for outside or social reasons rather than internal or moral ones.
>>564764587noneall
>>564758782it could've been cool if biwa and brian were triple crown siblings but then we would've been deprived of DAAAAAAAAHBY posting. suppose it's impressive that taishin and tickezo managed to beat biwa at all.
machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>564762059I don't like grass, she hates her american heritage.I'd run Tachyon late before touching grass.
>>564764083how's one accel going to chain into anything when 1-5 will all red shift
>>564764843who
>>564764896it's still funny to me that THIS was their song until it went viral and they needed to change it to let's get it started
>>564764896Thanks for the rec
>>564764951Sitting in 5th will proc both red shift and mpb which'll be 0.2 accel more than 3 umas ahead of you, meaning you catch up and also get nsm off
So unless I'm misunderstanding, GL is basically just>earn points for songs>buy songs>if you didn't buy every available song by year's end, the run is brickedRight?
>>564765220some songs are whatever but if you don't buy the good ones yeah
>>564764843If machan has a child will her child forget about her too?
>>564765220Yeah you press wit and speed and simply hope you can get the good songs. At least it'll be over fast....
>>564765220and you better roll for the SSR card otherwise you are not getting enough scenario currency! Fuck Cygays
>>564765412LH is already fine at 0LB anyway
>>564765480I hate this gaslight most of all. Why on Earth would it be fine for it to be at 0 LB?
I wish we'd accel more. 4 months for a scenario is too long, 3 months would be perfect
>>564765619And CM every two weeks!
>>564765338>will have tachyon and light hello in addition to kita and finemoI'm gonna be so strong, every run will be good dancho will praise me
>>564765220yeah but still wasting 10 min is way better than wasting 30
>>564765582Its either that cope or eternal borrow
>>564765582you're retarded if you think you should sacrifice a borrow slot for MLB LH or paypig to get it yourself but you do you
what if your childhood friend raped you
>>564765678Yeah same here. Danchou will come back and praise me...
>>564765753Why, though?
>"Your Trainee Knows Fewer Skills than the competition". I'm gonna rape this lying bitch. Just say I got blocked, don't bullshit me!
>>564765669I don't mind that, all I need is a couple runs to finish an Ace. The autists can burn themselves out hunting for Distance S, perfects skills and maxxed out stats
>>564765772she will deny it and no one will believe you, such is the life of a torena
but I was told I only had to pull for ramonu and el condor pasa as f2p in the upcoming months?
All of this would be a lot more bearable if your support chains would actually finish most of the time in a scenario when it takes almost an hour per run.
zoomer umas
>>564765834watch a playthrough of GL
>>564765678same but I also have super creekI'm going to rape my danchou
Which uma would use this
>>564765826Almondbro...
>>564765903I have. Articulate why you think 0 LB Light Hello is fine.
Post something cute
>>564765480you forgot your Oguri png. You want at least 3 copies like Aoharu, and unlike unity the non ssr alternative is pure cope
>>564765835Taishin wouldn't....ok she MIGHT say this.
>>564765870trannyon, ramonu and pasa. you have 4 months for trannyon, 8 for ramonu and almost a year for pasa. save up.
>>564765772It's okay when buee does it
I NEEDED RICE TO SPOOK ME 5 BANNERS AGO
>>564765835It means your tarduma didn't use any skills at all.
if you don't MLB tachyon you're stupid, that card has 85 SPECIALTY PRIO AT MLB and the scenario is fully focused on training
>>5647659910LB gives the gold skill and her events
it's over...
>>564765772Then she will stop being my friend and will be reported to the authorities.
>>564765978Curren!
>>564765881I just had a run where I got fast learner, medium S, 1200 950 1100 600 1000...And 0 cards finished the chain, no prof of curvature, no stoping me, killer tunes... hell not even the SRs were useful... I hate MANT because the time you waste is too much, I can take RNG but not 1h gone because of it, I want runs that are 20 min...
>>564766106Feno...
Reminder that if you don't roll for Cheerleader King you are GAY.
Nishino flower should not be allowed to wear this
>>564765582let's just say it's not worth dumping 90k for extra LBs on light helloyou roll 400 and take what you get
>>564765582Why wouldnt it? 2LB is obviously nice for the 10%TE but we were using MLB R Riko for unity. If you get unlucky with the free pulls then are you really going to waste an entire spark for 10TE that you'll be permanently shelving after 4 months when we get banners like smaru cb and creek that scenario? Thats also not counting people needing 75k+ for ramonu and a&g saved up once grand masters hits. There'll be some popular umas and alts coming out too for example the new year kita/dia banner. >>564765678Happy for you bro you'll deserve it
>>564766004what a lovable idiot
i have no redhag and no ssky so what do i do next cm?i have dober so 3x dobahwalk + redshift?
>>564764843Machan's unforgettable thighs and tits.
>>564765991>>564765994it gives you good TE for MLB but you are absolutely retarded to give up your borrow slot to MLB it or paypig for a scenario cardthe events is what makes the card good
>>564766217she also wears a yukata with nothing inside so it's fine
>>564765993Rude. Taishin is *not* fat.
>>564766054I have 100.000 carats right now but I want king halo, tosho, ruby, inori one and wonder acute, I dont know if I can afford it all
>>564766252i would rape helios so hard
>>564766290The onsie is too big for her, you dummy.
>>564766290her ears are too large and the costume is too big bwo, it's not calling her fat.
>>564766398*i would let helios rape me so hard
TAISHIN TEST
>>564766290I hate taishin's stupid ugly racewear so much it's unreal
I'm so hungry
>>564766484don't say that...
>>564765772but what if I was willing for that to happen since we were children?
MANT parent runs are so fucking FUN and REWARDING
>>564766551how hungry
>>564766484it has so much aura tho
no one cares ogurifag kill yourself
>>564766106we love meno
Sure is a lot of obuhi queuing on right now.
>>564766217imagine her doing that pose but she's wearing her torena's shirt and boxers instead
>>564766618This hungry
How does this mant deck look
>>564766759Tamtam's career was such a trip
>>564761079So when do I get to die?
>>564766105And a dead training slot in the training focused scenario, and even then you’re getting a nerfed version of her events.>>564766220Double spark is fine since she’s usable at 3 LB, I agree with this.>>564766228You can afford to double spark all of those banners with half decent planning. It is only an issue if you a) don’t play the game regularly, b) are an idiot, or c) are an umaroller. In all 3 cases, you should not be giving advice on the game. This is a completely different case from Riko.
>>564766778I'd pick another card to borrow.
>>564766276no, the card is good because it increases the scenario currency you get. Caygays have made a habit of releasing scenario exclusive cards, and if you dont have them you are permaborrowing it
>>564766629The aura of a girl that just threw on whatever she found in the closet?
>>564766915Speed fuku?
>>564765991Because the unique is retarded good. But you should get this to atleast one or two uncaps to get the training effectiveness part of the card.
>>564766879okay, dump literally all your carats for a MLB copy of LH then, spark her 2 times alongside Tachyon, I'll be looking forward to this
>>564766598deserved for using gold shit
>>564766778Bad, replace the guts card with power cards.
>>564766861if you try to make this a recurring thing I'm going to flirt with you to an uncomfortable degree
What happens if I buy Take the Chance before Sirius finishes her event chain? >here's 3 hints of that shit you've just boughtSurely cygames isn't that slimy, right? Just give me the gold version.
decided on these 3, won't do any more umas because i don't have the resources to improve them, i may swap tama or seiun sky for cheerleader natiefrom now on, may the 3 goddesses bless them
>>564766879I'm not reading all that you sloptuber cocksucker.>>564766972I was thinking of Biko, NTR, Bakushin, but Fuku is good too if the uma has 20% speed growth. KSB is a RBlet.
>>564767035faggot
>>564760346UGH, FINE. I will breed Satono Crown.
stop being gay
>>564767020I sometimes forget that she is also a Mejiro and they are cunning like that.
>>564766778Use Tachyon or Marvelous instead of Dober.
>>564767018I have shit power cards how important would you say specialty training is in mant?
>>564767020
>>564760346>>564767145Crown-chan is hot and her racewear is easily top ten for the entire franchise. PROBABLY top five.
>>564766879>iphone filenameopinion discarded
>>564767165i love this anon's art style so much
>>564767165This image cured me
>>564766879and this why you want this card at least 2LB.
>>564767298style is called AI bwo
I want to fuck Jani so bad bros
>>564761079YOU CAN PRESS RED, EVERYONE CAN PRESS RED, IF YOU PRESS RED YOU LIVE 100%, THERE IS NOTHING FORCING ANYONE TO PRESS BLUE, WHY WOULD YOU EVER PRESS BLUE UNLESS YOU WANNA KYS DUMB FUCKS
>>564767298pretty sure it's ai sloppa
>>5647673542LB is fine, true, 3LB for full reduction was my thought process
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMy Oguri won because she has PULSE LOL
>>564767413we don't kys-shame people around herelet them rope in peace
>>564767454>>564767358it's not. it's from a frequent drawfag in /v/ma threads
Shit guy finally scored
>>564767492If losing -> win
>>564767372Don't put her down. If you put her down, you're doomed
>>564762359but do you deserve to live?it would be funny if everyone who chooses red actually dies and only those who choose blue live
>>564767227How do skills work in mant does director give just random style and distance skills or skills related to your cards
>>564767413Thought experiments have no real world meaning so your choice is meaningless regardless of the hypothetical result but if at least one single person gets mad enough to type in all caps, it's all worth it because that's a real world result.
>>564767231Well the issue is more that gut cards are useless for aces. You wont get good skills for them and guts maxxing needs 4 gut cards for score inflation. You got Marvy pwr SSR? She got a gold late skill and 15 RB. Aside from that you can slot into another wit card. Depends on your deck really.
>>564767105It doesn't matter anymore...
>>564767454No, both pictures are from the same artist and none were made with AI.
>>564767413Nyoooo you need to press blue to save the people who pressed blue!
>>564767372Well timed thread cleanse post fellow Dream Journey enthusiast
jesus christ is everybody horny now?
its actually over
>>564762990vodka is cuter and sweeter and strongerer
>>564766879>You can afford to double spark all of those banners with half decent planning.If you have been playing for a while and hoarded during all of mant then yeah you can def double spark the scenario banners no problem, but that's not the case for everyone. I assume the ones asking for advice in the first place are the ones who are relatively new and dont have that sort of stash or are umarollers who arent paying too much attention to whats going on. I also think you're overvaluing the higher LB numbers. Yes, obviously the cost reduction is nice but I dont think 5 TE and 4 event cost reduction on a pal card with a limited shelf life is worth 30K for the average player who'll probably end up at 1Lb after the first spark. Like the other anon said, most of a pal cards value will be in the events (except Tucker for some reason)
>>564767413>36% of /uma/ dies overnightwould this make the thread better or worse?
concept art digitang
were golshi mode
>>564767925only if my fellow heliosposters live
>>564767592I just think all caps is funny. But I don't see why it's a thought experiment since the solution to save everyone is obvious.Now if 10% of anons were forced to press the blue button it would be interesting
>>56476687960% to MLB a rateup in the banner in 400 rollslight hello is usable at low LB but tachyon is a total brickso your priority is to MLB tachyon and just take what you get on light hello
>>564767690nigga thats ai, color banding
>>564767649I do not have marvy i cleated it but I do have mlb bamboo memory
>that one person that's been borrowing my parent every day for months is no longer doing itI miss getting crowns... I hope you're alright, whoever you were, Anon.
i only pressed blue because i wanted to save everyone and it was 6 votes vs 5.
heliosposters are retarded
>>564767865>>564766879forgot to attach the actual training comparison
>>564767784How can you not be horny when she takes off the retard hat?
yaeno...muteki...
>>564768063>cleated SSRs before MLBYou know what, I don't want to help a total retard like you. Get fucked.
>AI fear mongering has gotten so bad everything is assumed to be AI if it looks too good
>"You should MLB some scenario card that lasts 4 months when the scenario is less about having trouble with getting stats and more about GETTING THE FUCKING RIGHT AMOUNT OF SONG TOKENS"I love hag pussy as much as the next guy but I will remind everyone that it's 3 AM in indonesia
>>564767985I actually think we're timed with Japan now so we are gonna get golshi mode during their golden week funnily enough
>>564767848Perhaps, but
>>564768242>I love hag pussy as much as the next guyEveryone says this but then when I ask how many 45 year old pussies they've blown raw loads into this week, I get crickets.
>>564768242I was gonna call you fucking moron, but now I pity you
>>564767865I’m down to 20k carats right now and with my income I’ll be able to spark Bamboo Memory and double spark LH/Tachyon, while also being able to double spark Ramonu, spark another two Uma banners, double spark another card banner, and double spark Pasa after. You REALLY don’t understand how much carat income the average player gets. Probably because you don’t play the game.
>>564768148>used to think she looked stupid with the hat>take it off>she's hot>see her with the hat on again>now i think she's hot 100% of the timefair enough.she triggers something deep within me, it's like i'm one of the mares that fell in love with this stud.
akg is much cooler than /uma/ they have drawpiles.
>>564768032SSR tachyon is fine at LB3, you get same SP bonusMLB obviously is comfier with higher specialty prio and +1 hintsanything lower than 3 is a brick though
>>564768208/uma/ told me power cards are useless!
>>564765978bro, that's curren's hand...helmet and boots scream vodka tho
>>564768532Never ever cleat SSRs before MLBing them
>get medium s from inspiration>runs immediately starts shitting the bed
>>564768532They finally got good in....I want to say 2024?
>>564768479>you get same SP bonusNevermind I'm stupid I just woke upMLB or brick
>>564768032I am also fine with this. 0 LB Light Hello is a heinous gaslight, though.
>>564768602do guts cards ever become useful? if you say ayabe is good i will rape you
>>564768479nah. you want mlb if you are planning for this card, especially if you are a pacefag
>people still don't understand the point of the hatShe's too powerful without it you fools.
>>564765978i didn't see a boot at first.
>>564768585Next you’re gonna tell me to mlb speed shakur
>>564768803Yes?
>>564768793Curren would say this
>>564768781DANCHOUUUUUUUU
>>564768063WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING CLEAT SSR'S PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT TO MENO THE FUCKING 2 EXTRA ROLLS AREN'T WORTH LOSING ON TT BONUS AND ALSO ALL THE PRETTY ARTYOU ARE A SOULLESS FUCKING FAGGOT IF YOU CLEAT EVENT CARDSGET OUT
>>564768773it's already too late for me. now i think she's sexy with the hat on.
>>564768781I wonder if /uma/ prefers its bfs' dicks circumcised or all natural, and whether or not there's a correlation with their favorite umas...
>>564768773Aren't they just supposed to be blinders?
>>564768970Uma told me event cards are all ass and deserved to be cleated
>>564768970wtf is he okay
>>564768432No, I know we get a decent amount of carats, about 90k per scenario. I'm sure you think that's what the average player gets because after all the average player is just like you and does their daily run without ever missing out, maxes all the events always, reaches A finals every cm and is also sitting in class 6 retention and an at least A club. Unfortunately you epically owned me with your very detailed and well founded accusation of me not playing the game so I guess you're right and I'm wrong.
>>564768970>PRETTY ART
>>564769151MACHITAN IS CUTE
>>564768970why are you so emotional over retards being retarded
>>564767259she also smells nice!
>>564768970this happened to Pearl btw
>>564768970buhibro....
>>564768970why is someone making AI vids of pigs getting zapped
>>564769148I could tell it was you. Always the same gaslighters.
Name ONE downside to this girl
>>564769151>pretty art
>>564768421Thanks, hopefully I can use your pity to spark for an extra tachyon>>564768408When I was 19, I had a boss that called me over to some restaurant then had me sit in front of some +50 year old fat hag (pejorative) that had the Ellen DeGeneres hairdo.I think he wanted me to hit on her so that she would give him money but when she started touching my knee with her mummified leg I backed away at which point the cunt's mood soured.Being hit on by such a vampire made me feel as raped as the chiyoposter.umamusume
>>564769132he's alright, I was there
I installed 4chan X but I still don't get sound on videos, how do you make it work?
>>564769340no futa cock to dick me down with
remember when sloptuber fanboys told you to roll in the NTR banner to get Ayabe MLBd?I 'member
>>564769341if you don't think this art is cool you are SOULLESS
>>564769151>cherrypicking
>>564769412install violentmonkey plugin
>>564767413I only wanted all of my /uma/dacchis to survive, even if I unfortunately, had to survive too. I would change it in an instant if we killed all /v/niggers too though.
>>564769007You are enlightened.>>564769105The sides are.
>>564769341Tge art is good, but there's no salvaging Midget Cross.
>>564769491I did
>>564769340She is the closest thing the game has to a heckin' quirk chungus girll, except she's young so she lacks the "missed out on the chance to be a whore" part integral to that stereotype
Being a palmerfag is suffering. You can't get runaway in MANTBlazer and the first 2 CMs in the next scenario are dirt mile and mile, where her unique is useless. Rolling her in May when she releases means you won't even be able to use her in a CM until almost October.
>>564769151
>>564769327Gaslighting my way to A finals while managing to argue my viewpoint without randomly insulting anons for no reason!
>>564769412this one? https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>>564769601Your TT?TT is where you show off your non meta oshis.
>>564768369it is difficult to defeat both tits and ass so fat
>>564769340She's not real. Stop posting slop.>>564769417Based
After serious consideration I have come to the conclusion: LATE/END is the most fun, and SOULful way to win
>>564769727It's a race, not a sex contest
>new uma built for the CM>isn't really so good>try it anyway because there is no more time for Round 1>wins the first match>WOAH SHE CAN DO IT>never win ever again
>>564769635this worked, thank you
>>564769618i hope we get this card
>>564768595>get S>doesn't matter because there's no fast learner
>>564769778This is why I run Holidays Oguri and 2 late surgers.
>>564769720Her unique requires her to be in the lead for half the race. That's going to be so hard without runaway. I guess an Aoharu S+ is basically the same as a MANTBlazer S+.
>>564769782But if it's not a contest then why is Curren going for so many points...
i wish they wouldnt start events on sunday
>>564761079you're all fucking assholes I really believed in you guys guess I was WRONG.....
>>564767936I actually prefer this in some ways to her final racewear. Simple tends to beat overdesigned, and this is a simpler look.
>>564769204Zeus hates hags.
oh right, the suffering of round 2 starts in 2 hours
>>564770006must accelerate
>>564769523her solo song is also goodhttps://youtu.be/N6zAGGUKBwk
>>564769968i wish they would rerun some plushies
MUH SCHEDULE!
>>564769223Allegedly. No one saw her die.
>>564769968fuck winning ticket
https://x.com/XMA01_LAFRESSIA/status/2047988426952311264
>>564770125choosing blue is for haters and trannies
>>564769782how could you not be distracted by all that during a race?
>>564770239If you get hit by lightning you're gonna get fried so I'm pretty sure they can tell
Less than 2 hours before round 2 begins.Feeling sleepy? Maybe you want to take a 16 hours nap so you can be fresh before you field your oshi team? No way you would do that, right? You will beat the sovless xoggers on reset, right? You believe in your oshi team, right? I believe in you, anon, so you better believe in your umas too!
>>564769013if you prefer circumsized you're an actual fucking c uck like holy shit it looks mutilated NOT good I love you ameribros but god the cope is insane on this one sometimes
>>564770378Doesn't the official report say they simply found her dead with no signs of trauma?
>>564770412Dober would say this
Hm well I https://jiggie.fun/DK5UBnhttps://jiggie.fun/DK5UBn
>>564769601is the gyaru banner good timing?
>>564770380Leave Group B finals to me.
>>564770132>he prefers little boys like ganymede over hot pieces of ass like pearldumb gay god, glad he's dead
>>564770412i like asmr where the girl eats my dickcheese, but ill never know what it looks like
>>564770380if you keep talking like that i'm going to cum
>>564770454I dunno
>>564770412THIS IT LOOKS AWFUL
>>564770380>Teio abuseI cummed
>>564770380>You believe in your oshi team, right?Yes but Oguri is my oshi so there's 0 contradictions here, I can cheese and do it with SOVL
>>564770454yeah I've never understood the lightning thing. wouldn't a horse killed by lightning have severe burns?
You ARE planning on giving Seiun a win today, aren't you, Anon?It is her birthday, after all.
>>564769013>your uma>benis statusNishino FlowerSnipped
>>564770519MY FUARKING PRINCESS
>>564770164>My Against Fightthat title is basically Mein Kampf when you think about ittamachud is so based...
>>564770728But it's Bourbon's birthday we're celebrating...
>>564770412
MANT is a great scenario that's very healthy for the game
>>564771023
>>564771023booo 3dpd boooooo fuck you fuck you fuck you
Umas that fuck on the first date?Don't say Curren, she doesn't need a first date.
>>564770776chu
>>564771028If someone is not willing to torture themselves for several months for their oshi, then they don't deserve her
>>564770412I didn't choose to be mutilated...
>>564771023Upgrading hides the bellybutton, as if she's some fatty who can't dare show her full belly? Yeah no
>>564771258With how many races I have her run I'm pretty sure I'm not the one being tortured here.
>>564771028MANT isn't even that bad, it's more the fact that every CM is the same unbalanced niggerhorses because cygames chose to not rebalance their broken mistakes
>>564771209vivlosrice kitasan (weak to pressure)opera
>>564771028I hate larpers
>>564771417the only bad thing about mant is how long the runs are. everything else about it is fine but past about 30 minutes a run it's just flat out too much
>>564771431>riceStop that
>>564770989I knew I recognized that art from somewhere.
>>564771417MANT is shit because you waste 30+ minutes per run
>>564770873lightning~lightning~almost like... double thunderbolts...
>>564771209
>>564771705>wasteyou can tell if a run is bricked by the first summer
>780 speed 700 power by early Oct>still randomly take 2nd and forced to spend clock on Shuka ShoDober I will fucking rape you if you keep doing this shit every other race
everyone i lost to has MLB Finemo, i can get my own MLB but i fear she spooks me once she's MLB and i skipped the chance to MLB another useful card like Creeku, i hate being frugal
>>564771951late/end all share that problem sadly
>>564772217I'm running her as a pace chaser...
male
>Everyone, stay well and have a good race.
>>564772157stop poor larping
>>564772389>Liberty Island watches over the race
how do you chat in jiggie
>2 speed 2 mediumI'm breeding her
>>564772801>speed
>>564770512I guess? I already have City + Jordan and I'm getting Helios on release. Despite my statement I am not waiting until December to do an all gyaru CM.
>>564772801What on earth is that green? I can't even recognize all the character skills at this stage.
I miss the career events and goals umas have, hell I even miss they joy of getting the spring water ticket
>>564772697Press enterI don't always reply but I love chatty jiggers
>>564773010
>>564768054I'm pretty sure that's just compression artifacts. You can look at the original on pixiv/danbooru, and the banding isn't as pronounced.
Acute!
>>564772801Sadly I lost a few mile races but according to the sim she should perform better than my current Ayabe>>564772860You haven't seen the shit I've used. I'm too lazy to farm proper parents.>>564773010pic related
>>564773219thank god I'm gonna main pacers, I'll probably voucher her in 2 anni
>>564773219Gesundheit.
>>564772860On 0% speed growths speed sparks let you run 2 speed cards and consistently cap speed.
>>564771716Scarlet looks like the type of uma that once you fuck her she will keep coming for more
>>564773418>powerlet
>>564773559Oh no?!
>>564773586Your words mean nothing to me FrAuD
>>564772885bwo, your palmer?
>>564773692>faggot
stop posting big tidddy uma they're ugly
stop posting big tiddy uma i'm getting horny and training S. Maru is distracting enough already.
Speaking of powerlets I just finished a really promising bobo run that fell short because she ended up lacking power....
>>564773832Shut your mouth or my tongue is going inside it.
>>564773642keep coming until she becomes number one at bed
>>564773586Clearly you do not own a MLB power Rice Shower, and it shows.
Me? Sparking in December.Sorry but I have to pull for cardsThose CM Silvers aren't going to earn themselves.
>>564774076Helios is the only uma I'm rolling for in a long time
Did any of you ask permission from Scarlet's mom, Scarlet Bouquet, first before trying to do anything with her daughter?
>>564774014Is that you Nonny
>>564774308imagine the paizuri
>>564774014>>564774562faggots
>>564774308I would fuck the mother, the father and the daughter
>>564774308Boobs should be bigger.
>>564774308Clothes should be tighter around the chest.
Stegyaru.
that was a good jiggie urara is cute
for me? it's the doujin where (You) have a threesome with your wife Tachyon and your daughter Scarlet
>>564774920
>>564763970>>564764203>be trainee>trainer is a competent but dorky young adult male>makes good training schedules, sympathizes with your dreams and motives for winning>uma instincts start kicking>picrel>trainer-uma relations are allowed, however, sexual harassment is looked down as they can harm your reputation with your fans as an athlete>that means your career would be over if you rape your trainer>not only that, but he'll develop a trauma that'll make him be afraid of Umamusume>gotta keep your mind away from the temptation, trainer is a good man an->"Oh.">before you know it you're already on top of his lap>tears streaming down his face and still sobbing>you heard someone's running step fade away>it's over>you took advantage of him the bad way>now his trust on you is broken>he will no longer see you in the same light again>when the contract is over he'll fly away from you so quick and marry a ningen female his age>fuck the career, you had the chance to settle a long-lasting marriage with him and you blew it because of your impatient ovaries>now you're at the director's office waiting for your eventual fuck off from Tracen>"LOL NOTHING HAPPENS NYAA. HA HAA.">even the witness was an uma who also raped his trainer>most you get is a pat on the back telling you to be more discreet when doing such "things">picrel>now you wonder why rape accusations suddenly spiked up when a "ningen" took over the school>even so this doesn't clear out the biggest worries>your trainer is still acting like normal but the damage is done>have nothing to do except admitting your mistake and apologize>he says it's fine>doubt.png>he even tells you he didn't expect his first time to be like this>what_a_fucking_slut.jpeg>you """rape""" him, again, but this time he was prepared>it felt way better than before>still the pain inside you lingers>every situation was handled in your favor>feels yet unfair>this is too good to be true>guess this is "rape guilt"
>>564771213
>>564774928tachyon is dumb and gheydoujin writers should go full game mechanics and have 20 c+ vodka's service shota trainer
https://x.com/Onekotan_Island/status/2047992142392590664
>>564774928for me? it's having a threesome with my wife Scarlet and my mother in law Tachyon
>>564774912Stego is always cute!
>>564773081sometimes I wanna chat but then nobody replies so I stop
make another niggie jiggers
>>564774920.
>>564774326stop posting well drawn tiddies>>564774201stop posting cute zoomer
>>564775543Nah.
>>564773219
>>564774928oyakodon are always based
>>564775591
>>564775680this helios makes me smile.
>>564775754>>564775754>>564775754>>564775754
>>564773559her lower mouth has a hunger to rival spechud's upper one
>>564775752Other Helios images don't make you smile!?
>>564775748
>>564775752bless this artist for oshidrawing
>>564775452Most of times I don't have anything meaningful to say, I also leave a lot and come back 5 minutes later... I love seeing jiggers yapping though, I always crack up when some anon follow the music with "uma uma uma uma" during that song
>>564775859actually that's the thing. every helios makes me smile.
>>564775109reminds me that Grass fan novel, an uma that tried to raped you once will try to do it again
