Previous: >>564790543>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>last login 6d ago
Digitan LOVE
I sincerely wish all x-ogurifags a painful death
Symbolis Kris Sex
day 3 - 61.7% wronly losing to h*gs
>>564836786How’s therapy going, dahbybro?
>>564836837Unprotected love even!
48 hours...
This thread won't be gay
The fuck, I thought MR CB is tomorrow
>>564836931>cant roll for her until decemberwe should be accelerating faster
>>564836935I love this image
>>564836786Danchou will be missed (by some)
okay, I've given up on this CMWill I want to train Cheer Kingu or regular Kingu for the next one? Also running Kawakami and possibly a pace chaser like Daiwa Scarlet or Mejiro Ardan
Firm Course Menace or Killer Tunes for Pace in CM13? Running pace and two lates.
>>564836951How dare you
Are you guys pulling on CBTPersonally I'm so burnt out from making 2 fronts for nearly every CM I'm thinking about going all in on ends
>>564837117100% pulling on Mr CB the uma
Just saw this Creek on the internet.
>>564836996While that sucks, at least saving up wont be a problem
>>564837062Looking at the skill i think Cheer Kingu will be for CM14
where am I supposed to get NSM from if I don't have yeppers wit?
>>564837117Ends are meta for Taurus, and CB only needs 1LB, I would consider
>3DWhy?
>>564837097Firm, then get spring runner + left-handed so you can outspeed everyone
>>564837117I'm pulling CB and bringing back the goldshi menace like ol' times sake
>65% after day 3Man I'm really surprised at how mid my xoguri is even though she has nimblenav, head-on and aoharu pwr
Massive club openings in 6 days
Doto's big, fat boobies...
>>564837097FCM seems to give more lengths on average
>>564837346the only thing that can threat xoguri is fronts are you are bringing 2 yourselfhow is it surprising that the uma you have kneecapped yourself isnt winning
>>564837346Your two fronts are strong and can win for themselves, there only can be one winner. You're just wasting the slot for something, maybe dominator to support your fronts instead
>>5648374122bh I thought they'd feed her for nimble
>>564836723WE ARE AT 2578
>>564836895it's probably still too early for that, he's just entered classics
>>564837493They usually should, that's the most common way my fronts lose to XOguri, maybe not enough mid-race skills and wit on XOguri?
soon I will have to spark for both nature and king
>>564836129okay so why didn't you make 3 oshis if it is ever easier to make aces you didn't answer this
>>564837180I really want to as well but her banner timing...Maybe If I get lucky on ramonu
It's bullshit that geldings can race with regular horses
I want Rice Shower to lose herself to her sexual urges and rape me passionately and intensely
>>564837496No? I checked and 2577 is right.
>>564837632Learn what an oshi is newfag. And I did make several aces, but I don't want to be a soulless hog user and I want my finemo to win as much as possible, so I run her with double dom
>>564837662Not really, and there are multiple races across the world that ban geldings from racing in them - like L'Arc
>>564837850my oshis come in 3s THOUGH
>>564836723Thanks for the bake and keeping the thread count
>>564837850>U^2_G rankPlease post her stats and skills and wins, her support card deck, and her legacies.
yoooosh!minnaikuyoooooooooooo!(queuing in 5 more hours im busy right now)
casual heresomeone explain to me why this uma can't win a single race even in B
>>564836956>>564837346If you use 3 aces your wincon becomes that you bank on the enemy doing the same exact mistake as you, but he'll be fucked by RNG harder.There is a reason why people try desperately 1 Xoguri and 2 debuffs. The Finemo anon is using 2 debuffers to create a wincon for his ace.
Should I run Dominator bots as endcloser?Sometime my DD bots are too good and push past 6th position.
>>564838017the 3 aces CHAD
>>564838050>700 stam>radiant star>gourmand>straightaway recovery>Medium A
>>564838050Need Medium S.Gourmand is wasted, Hydrate is enough.Radiant Star = bricked. It fucks with timing.
>>564837774Rice would never
>>564838050you have 5 heals (radiant star heals too) and some of them proc at random points during the race. You have no consistency when it comes to your ult timing
>>564838161literally everyone has radiant star, that's not why her highest placing is 5th
>>564838050>>564838151>>564838161Oh yeah straightaway recovery is brick tier too.
>>564838238bwo...
I feel like fried uma ears would be tasty
>>564838017AAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>564838050Straightaway recovery and radiant star fucks over her ult timing, preferred position doesn't work in front heavy room, no medium S. Borrow or use a Tachyon parent, her recovery unique is the backup recovery this CM. Other recovery should be hydrate, triple 7s, and corner recovery but you can cope with preferred position if you can't get corner recovery
>>564837789Last thread is supposed to be 2577>>564803491 this is 2576
>>564838339Damn, Next thread should be 2579 then. My bad.
>tfw never bought a speed training
>>564838054The fuck? Since when is 3 aces a mistake
>>564838238You use XOguri because you can control her ult to proc at most favorable position with 777. Radiant star mess with thatYou lose 300-500 skills to make that work. If it does not you will waste skill points on healing skill in track that does not require healing and she will be worse than other Uma
>>564837850im sorry... but using doms disqualifies you for SOVL...
well, I've washed out in Group A round 2 with 15L0W. Thought i might at least luckshit one win, but I guess notI still don't know what I'm doing in this game. I follow the advice I see posted here, but I'm still a platlet. Guess I don't have the autism level to git gud
>>564838050it does win retard
>>564838528you dont have to, in fact its better if you didnt
cm13708471387084713870847138new raisu test...
>wake up >Masqbo 2nd >Watch race >Lemaire is a huge fucking retard Please get Masqbo a new jockey
>12 runs>0 fans totalSure do love this game.No, I'm not gonna finish an S-less run. Fuck you. I grinded those worthless double circle parents for a reason.
is this good bwos...
Good morning bros
Reposting late birthday jiggie.https://jiggie.fun/buubueesuhttps://jiggie.fun/buubueesuhttps://jiggie.fun/buubueesu
>>564838837id? so i can point and laugh
>>564838663but I wanted my Kingu to be a true first-rate umamusumeHow can I do that if I can't get her a platinum?
>>564838054>If you use 3 aces your wincon becomes that you bank on the enemy doing the same exact mistake as you, but he'll be fucked by RNG harder.what if you're late gambling, you can't run just one ace because the chances of them having the proper positioning is pretty slimdo you just run a proper ace with two hybrid dominators or what
>>564838441Doesn't matter how many aces you have when they're all getting hit by enough debuffs to end up with 900 effective Speed.
>>564838923
>>564838985900 speed is enough for late gambler GODS
>>564838675o-one more761820397618203976182039
>>564838985900 Speed? Heh, finally a challenge...
So we just go corner-midgame-777 for low effort taurus xoguri?
>>564838441I tried 3 aces, but my oshi ace cafe kept losing by a neck from Xgoris and their double dominators. So I went and did the same bringing two dominators and actually started winning some. The only problem are other teams with the same late + 2 dom comp, because I didn't give cafe spring runner but they did.I hate medium
Just put debuffs on your aces bwo.
three aces is not a mistake if you love them all
>>564838934King Halo didn't get her first G1 win until Takatsunomiya Kinen, and she endured loss after loss in the major G1s she challenged. What makes her truly first-rate isn't winning, but not giving up after experiencing defeat and looking towards her next goal and applying herself to it. Don't despair over not getting into Group A finals. Simply prepare for the next, whichever you choose to challenge.By the way, I've given up on getting into Group A whether in Round 2 or Finals and am just enjoying the game as best as I could. I know King Halo wouldn't be the proudest of me taking it easy like Seiun Sky, but I'd rather not lose sleep over what's meant to be my way to wash off stress.
>>564839321Do we have any heal that proc on late to work as back up?
>>564839095nice to see some new namespace is so awkward and bad maybe late is the play, will try that nextthanks for joining
>>564839321Groundwork might lowkey be necessary for pace to keep up with multifront lobby, or a lot more midrace velocity skills and super high wit to keep up with them
>>564839491Radiant Star
>>564839452
>>564839537Second half =/= late
uma VAs are fucking gay https://x.com/hikaru_tono/status/2048353515660271780
>>564839461thanks anon. I know Kingu would keep on trying, so I'll never give up on running her as an ace (I even trained her for the dirt CM).I just need to try harder, and probably stop pulling for Umas and start pulling supports
>jockey: yeah, travel no good>trainer: idk don't ask mewelp
>>5648384412 doms is the only reason I got any wins this cmi dont like it but it is what it is
>>564839423I am working on it but it's a process.
>>564838976there is a reason why every room has dominators.
>>564838976fat fuck
>>564839634too forced
>>564839491no, that's why she's a 30% horse for taurusstill ok though
>>564839634mambo would never do thsi!
>>564839536i'm taking both groundwork and A&S for my xoguri personally
>>564839941Yeah that sounds like the play if you're bringing double dom or 2 backliner ace
>>564839693>literally not enough guts
>>564839941>>564840020What stam are we looking for xoguri bros?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564839634Have you ever heard of the term 'gay for pay'
>>564839693What is this about?
>>564839423That's what I did gwo
>>564839941Pace maru is easier to make and stronger.
>>564840381>easier to make>pace e
Pull plan question for lates:Cafe wit will obviously be the best option for lose yourself, the mandatory skill for long cms. I thought about saving enough to roll for it but then I realised I'm going to be pulling on both Kris S and NY Dia (who both have it inherently). 60k carats for a single ace in longs cms obviously isnt worth it but then what wit card should I be using instead? Dia wit is the other late surger wit card people often recommend but I want to run Dia as an ace regularly (her normal outfit for mediums and miles maybe) so I kinda dont want to pull that card. Ramonu obviously only works for mile and medium skill-wise.Daring Tact wit is the best option waaaay down the line but what the fuck do I do until then?
>>564840368>one (1) Hesitant Pace Chasersevil
are guide writers stupid1200 sped1200 stmain1300 powerthat is all you need to win every cm
>>564840639ur retard lol u just need 1170 speed medium a IDIOT
>>564840442>Make parent with 3* pace GP>Borrow 7* pace
>>564840260>>564839634It's business Yuri.
Taurus is looking grim for Xoguri
>>564839536>>564839941What do you guys think, good enough or need more midgame?
>>564839693
>>564840878Instead of double dominator like this CM, I might bring double stamina debuffers next CM
>>564840981>stam checking horses with 4 recoveriesgood luck with that
i needed to fart so I did but the second i farted my entire body shook with a raging fire and my ass roared for a solid minute as the nucleus for a gaseous planet spawned out of my brownstone holenow everything hurts and im dizzy
>Fronts will spam Med Speed Eater>Lates will spam DominatorIsn't Pace just getting raped on both sides for Taurus?
and the dumbfuck award goes to...
I was not kidding when I said that the game will just get worse from now on
>>564840560still dia witramonu is a cracked card even if you ignore the skills so you'll use that for dia
>>564841184HOGuri spitroast
>>564841052Yeah? Just look at the uma I was responding toIt has 3 white recoveries with 818 stamina and 431 guts, that's definitely killable with stamina debuffs
>>564841274ugly skank
Thanks WP
>even the CMs are shit in mantthe gift that keeps on giving
>>564840273Jantar jobbing at HK dahby
>>564841327anon xoguri ult is 0.35 recovery and that one has tokyo green too
>>564841441>HK dahbyretardthat's G1 FWD Champions Mile
daiwa scarlet paizuri
>>564841463Looks killable to me
>>564841415Seiun Sky... don't look...
>>564841184Med speed eater is extremely weak
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
She's the cutest
is it brown hours already?
>>564841752really? the mile one is insane for a white
queueing now compared to queueing 10 hours ago is like night and day. European NEET no-lifers are still sleeping,
Big ears and Nattie
>>564841830No, its orange hours
>>564840260>>564840726Huh, that's weird. I thought it wasn't supposed to pay? Bwos?
>>564841957>3rd
>>564841851Speed Eater is literally full power speed skill with full power speed debuff tacked on top of it. It's bit of design fail and the gold version doesn't exist beyond datamined files.
>>564842147I fished her out first actually
>>564842127(you)
i don't feel like picking up my pen
>>564840878cmiiw but I don't think speed star works in Taurus?
>try training chiyo to get Spring Spectacle and FCM on her>not enough SP to get both without sacrificing other skills I want, even with Fast LearnerGrim
>>564842470It's random spot in final corner so it has a chance of triggering too early and doing nothing but not the worst odds in the world.
>>564842470yes it's basically useless since it procs while you're accelerating
>>564842652bwochacho your hint books and parent sparks?
>>564842652The gold greens are expensive
>>564842652do you really need that extra power? you could just take double circle spring/right and then fcm for speed
>>564842470Yeah it was either speed star or double circle one of the pace skills maybe i chose wrong>>564840981I'll just win with my backliners instead then :)
You guys wanna see my twinkle star?
>>564838050I win with a worse Oguri also in B
>>564842652you really want hints if you go for golds, getting a single (level 3) hint off NTR or Sunday saves you like 80 SP
Managed to get into A finals, I'm satisfied.
>3lb finmo>if i pop a ticket, i could hit consistent 60% rb with most decksis it even worth
>>564843063Hi satisfied
>>5648431082% race bonus isn't worth a ticket, unless you have every other release card you will ever need, no
>>564843108The + 16 looks nice but idk if it's worth it
CAN YOU FUCKING AMERIPAYPIGS LIKE NOT INVADE MY COMFY TIMEZONE.
I don't want to do my daily MANT run
>>564843232Looks like a tryhard f2p deck to me.
>>564843232that's f2p tho
>>564843108MLB FM never leaves my deck now, go for it.
>>564843063I managed to get into A too, but it sucks because that means my chance at Ms.Victoria is down to like 10%...I doubt I'll ever get a platinum, so I have mixed feelings about all this.
I require an umawife
>>564843502I've gotten group A platinum 3 times as F2P, just believe in your oshis bwo.
>>564843108Fine Mo, unlike Creek, is glued to your deck
which one of these seiuns has a higher chance of saving me from group b humiliation?
>>564843581stop posting this
>>564843232>having 3 MLB SSRs is paypigging nowthis is achievable as a f2pnot a casual f2p but a f2p with foresight
>>564843108Your ticket can only select old cards, might as well MLB all the meta ones than letting the selector collect dust and not playing with your full potential
>>564843648she's just having a hot spring bwo
>>564843581Fine Mo, unlike my d*ck, is not glued to me (but should be).
>>564843581She should be glued to my cock instead
Yae
>>564843108I'd have quit the game by now if I didnt have fine motion
>>564843598brother just run them through the gaslator
>>564843838no thanks id rather be gaslighted by anons
>>564843648it's just Fine doing Dreamworks face bwo
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMAY Gold Ship has a money back policy if he shoots blanks
Of course it has to land on the tenno sho.
Did you know? King Halo smells very nice
>>564843961you're fine anyway
Stego cute.
>>564843961Whats your spark setup? Thats very good stamina and power for just nishino SR
behold my magnum opus
>>564843598Right, you'll build a huge enough lead before they can catch up to you in the mid race, the lower max speed and higher wit from the lack of medium S also helps manage your stamina consumption.
>>564838050Honestly, you should still able to win in B with the stats you have, even if there are a few flaws with the skills you got.
Just lost all my clocks on oka sho with vodka, tosho and all the other rapists. Dober you fucker. I don't know who to blame anymore
Did you know? Stego cute
>>563455601An update for you: Spitfire (sire - Speed Symboli) has retired after her 8YO season and will become a broodmare. She has won 7 races in 38 starts, including 2 G1s, 1 G2 and 3 G3s. Her final placement numbers are 7-5-6-20.
>>564843714What's with the ear slapping
>>564844220I can't believe Meisho Doto would do this to you.
>>564843108Not much difference between 3LB and MLB, I'm coping fine with 3LB but if you have MLB KSB and MLB Creek already you can go for it, if you plan to pull for Maru Speed+FM banner, use the selector in something else
>>564844342it's cute
Is the gaslator reliable when comparing horses with different run styles? My pacers somehow always turn out worse than lates
is MANT hate justified
>>564844560legit it's one femoid on twwitter complaining about uma that is obviously a tourist
>>564844560MANT took the children
>>564843232If you are a F2P and have Fuku/NTR MLB you might as well be considered as a future piggy
>>564844504No, always run rooms first before consulting gaslight sim
>>564844560yes
>>564844560mant was a psyop created by rice shower in an attempt to destroy the URA
>>564844504kind of, but pacers are worse than lates on most tracks because of the inherent lower final leg speed multiplier as well as no access to something like pump iron except for short tracks with nishino flower's ult.
>>564844661This leap in logic is dumb but true btw. Pulling for either of them bricks you in about 2 years time.
>>564844614MANT was hated even in JP. Stop being retarded.
>>564844883Grudgepost this if you are still playing in 2 years
>>564844560>player count in freefall>/uma/ clubs dying>giga aids CM metayou tell me
>>564844560MANT runs take way too long just so you can get fucked by support RNG, so yes.
hehe
You're not in group B, right? We're all winners here.
Not today
my hero....
>>564844560yuribros rejoice, we don't even need to play the game since it's hated anyway
>>564844560This is largely because of the clock situation by the way
I'm too scared to roll on the Cheer banner.I really want Cheer King, but I NEED Inari One and I only have 35k carats and she's a month away.
>night owl pre debutgay retard game
>>564844560>and more than 2 months to goMANT was a mistake
>>564845343just use 5k on King banner bwo
>>564844683>run one room>winYeah I think I'm ready
>>564845534good job anon! now you can start parent farming CM14
>>564844560It just takes too damn long, I have zero motivation to do daily run. Also the fact that the entire run boils down to 8 summer turns is stupid as hell.
>>564844614>halfed JP playerbase >legit it's one femoid
>>564845598>parent farming
>>564845629Tacuteon
MANT is dumb but I wouldn't mind it so much if the big 3 meta horses didn't exist to ruin every CM
please tell me a fucking secret how to win niigata
>>564845743300 power
if MANT allowed me to play Flash and mutate Teio into a late surger I would be happy
>>564845629>halfed
>>564845598>parent farming CM14Isn't it just pasa/mummy again
>>564845743Distract Dober with your cock
>>564845743you don'tthe only winning move is to not play
>>564845743Late and pray
>not ONE good maruzensky with head on in the entire databasei don't wanna make my own head on parent YADA
>>564845917>head onbwo you're rival hint's?
>>564845743high guts>why?duel happens before late-race
Ticute
>>564845743follow this anon's advice>>564846028get a bunch of guts during predebut anon you can do it
>>564844091lot of stamina parents. 9 stars overall with others being power and wit.
doing ONE (1) (ein) ryan mant parent run I better get something insane
>>564845801You did pull for Nishino like you've been told, right?
>>564845332I still have over 700 clocks. I haven't done a career in days
I uploaded an uma video 2 days agoit has 16 VIEWS now
wtf is this spark
>>564846349uhhhhhhhhh i'll just borrow
>>564846367Bwo your dailies?
>>564846106cutewife who grabs the winning ticket
Troonguri runners will never be real women. Troonguri runners have no womb, Troonguri runners have no ovaries, Troonguri runners have no eggs. Troonguri runners are homosexual men twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
>>564846469It's fine, everything is fine
>>564845801There's a surprisingly low amount of good Mummy mile parents even though we are this far into the game, you'd think sweepychuds would be all over it for free club points
I want to crucify Super Creek
>>564846850
>>564846850What deck are you running?
>>564845917head on is pretty easy to get 2bh i get it in like 50% of pace chaser runs
>>564846695>G mileWhy bother grinding for a mummy creek mile parent when Nishino exists? Plus I'm sure late-race 0.25 velocity would have more impact than 0.1 accel
>>564846367this except I do my dailies and have 1050 clocksI've started doing completionist titles just to spend them
Kissies?
remindare that the trainees hate troons and gays
>>564846447Imagine you are thrusting from behind and decides to whisper in her ear "you have a big head", how long you thing you would be able to stay on top of her?
>>564846979yeah well I always get it in the wrong half so I'd rather minimize the rng
>>564846947Dozo. Parents are 3 stam 12 power
>>564847059They're all canonically lesbian though
>>564847009Oh that's a good idea, maybe I'll use that as a reason to actually play careers.
>>564847018faggot
scarlet paizuri
Mambodanchou... I was wrong... Uma&Co is the real villain.... Forgive me
>>564847098Thx, feels like I run the same deck for anything these days
>>564847245hot even if sloppa
>>564847296np
>>564847359I want to kick sand in her face
>Ryan parent I was borrowing switched to some shitty Maru that isn't even half as goodyou stupid fucking niggerrrrrrrr
>>564847428how rude.
spe when she sees a twink fag larping as a woman
>>564847428I'm going to fucking kill you.
>>564847490spe would be kind to him actually
>>564847306
>>564847284Don't be sad dahby. You did what was right and without you Mambo wouldn't be A+ and as stable as it is (dunno if Mambchou liked that first part tho)
>>564847519sure bud
>>564847490why'd you call me out like that
>>564847490I love spe now
MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME!
>>564847785Why isn't she moving?
>>564847819Sleeping in
>>564847819vaxxed
>>564847785
REJOICE! IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME ONCE AGAIN!https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
Laisu Lape
no
Rice hugs and kisses
yes
rice touched me
i wish that wasnt me
Rough and heavy, but consensual, baby-making mating session with Shower
sorry I didn't mean to
You guys should be nicer to me...
>>564848006Is there a catbox or youtube link to this?
>>564848409Ever tried looking for it yourself, dummy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHmR0-X653I
>>564848405Why?
>>564848405go fuck yourself
Rice touched my heart
>>564848580it really hurt
>4-3-1-5not sure what happened on that 1
she got a win!first ticket went 2/5...
>>564848679why does this look like ai
GUSS THE SPARK CHAT>1000 spdfuck you
>>564848607you do it to yourself, you do
>>564848510I obviously hadn't, no. Thanks!>>564848405Think there's only a few bad actors, there's plenty of kind anons in these threads
>>5648488082*Wit
>>564848405Did chiyoposter forget his image?
>>564848808In the thumbnail it looks like she's wearing a chef's hat
>>564848898LOL
this is the fate of all debuffer niggers
>>564848898Can't unsee it now
>>564848743AI had to be trained on something. Dont look up the artist "dikko"
>>5648488081* Power
>>564848856>>564849071never doing this shit again back to ura
>woke up>forgot to play uma>quickly login and do CM>it's all double dominator or double front + xoguridios mio
wtf
>25% into Don't Overdo It
>>564849409soul
>>564849391Should have queue'd 4 hours earlier gwo
>>564849409based suicide runner
>>564849409that guy likes teio ryona
What if the whole thing where sometimes a ningen woman can give birth to an Umamusume is just a euphemism to excuse extramarital affairs?
Can I farm parents in Unity if I just want to looooop whites on potential grand grandparents + maybe get some ignited spirit sparks im missing
>never do parent runs>never do more than 3 ace runs>never fish for S distance aptitude>queue up at dog hours>A-finalsLazychads, we keep winning doing the bare minimum
>>564849528panty status?
>>564849454I was asleep for almost 24 hours
>>564849409wtf its the front urara strat from cm1late surger flower in 1st place and won
>>564849528me on his couch
>>564849528I took the photo
>>564849592Eaten.
>>564849528beautiful
My soccer team managed to come back from a 0:2 deficit, I'm taking this as a sign that my runs later will be blessed and that I'll finally crack UG
>get Straightaway spurt on the first rival hint training GolshitPisces is already over you stupid fucking game
>>564849409That Teio drunk as fuck
>>564849607nyo... 2/5 again...
Special Week
>>564850001They're so short...
>>564850003Boy sex would fix me
YOOOOOOOHE FUCKING BEAT XOGURI
Is any of these upcoming umas straight?
>>564850270Falco is the straighest
>>564850270Falcon is round
Damn, Hoguris got hands
>>564850270ines can be anything you want if you pay her
>>564850510can she replace my deceased father
>>564850745so this is why you're so gay
>>564850745>fatherlessthat explains a lot with you fags
>>564850745sry 4 ur loss dude
I want to have sex with Bobo so bad
https://x.com/wuzzerino/status/2048351429346091045 another twitter lesbian quit, it's over bros
>>564850182Good job He
8 hours
>>564850745why you gotta be so awkward man
>>564850903This is nothingburger because they will keep pestering the uma community with their delusional lesbian shipshit
I want to go with 2 late for Taurus... but I don't want to brick my account losing two stars for late gambling.....
>you need Medium S to w-
decided it was probably a good idea to make a little graph of my future pullsanni can save me with piggy packs but I don't think I can afford the first two banners listed since they're relatively close to each otherthoughts?
>>564851163if you have right handed double circled it's almost like S med
>>564851163Turf S is like 1/3rds
>>564851163you can also just whale and hammer every race and get fast learner I guess
>>564850270Inari Wan
>>564851169https://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>564851163frontslop
>>564851163this guy knows how to play the game.
>>564851163>turf S>fast learner>godlike parents>uberwhale deck>queueing during sea hours
>>564851273his deck isn't that crazy
Lewd Cafehttps://files.catbox.moe/gztynb.jpeg
>>564851279But InaCreek is the official ship
Marvelous Sunday Races in 6 hours,I'm eating Ice Cream right now so hopefully you guys are also having a enjoyable marvelous sunday as well.
f2p 3 mlb ssr
gold ship stars in the club points shop
>>564851353you can do like 4 of those yourself, it all comes down to how much time and dedication you're willing to give up for your oshi
>>564851480Have a marvelous sundae anon.
>>564851489bob ssr is a welfare card
>>564851607not fair I was gonna make that joke too
>>564851163Can you post his team? Is it rabbit Suzu + dominator?
>>564851643stop posting this creature
>>564851643keep posting this creature
>>564851283from 0 until then idk looks oddcan you remove the league of heroes thingy to make it more accurate
>>564850270CM is gonna be more cancer than usual when summer goldship comes out
>>564851770It’s not mine. The LoH rewards only kick in once LoH is released.
Would you?
>>564851749
I drank two iced coffees and now my stomach hurts and I have a headache.
>3Dno
How do I finish those two long mission races the quickest?
>>564851427someone @that tranny and call her straight while using jap fan imagery
>>564851949Two throwaway runs
>>564851898>trashtooI have no problem with chubby women, but tattoos are to be avoided
>>564851749>>564851643
>>564851713he said that he runs onigge Suzuka and dominator front Rudolf
I wanted to avatarpost, but I'm scared you guys will pester danchou to kick me...
>>564851916Sounds like you have hypocockmia
Is the new Seeking the Pearl card a top pick for Late Surgers?I need to acquire better supports, and I could sacrifice rolling for Mejiro Palmer if it's worth it
>Switch out my oshi for a debufferI'm sorry...I just really need to make A finals this time
>>564851949Finish them slowly and then use a time machine to go back to the moment when you started working on them
>>564852179which uma would you like to post
>>564852206Yes, it is very good, just keep in mind how its unique works
>>564852121>dominator front RudolfWhat the hell? Fuck it, might as well fuck around tomorrow and try it since I'm in A finals already
>>564852212it's okay anon she understands I'll take care of her for you
>>564852264what LB does it need to be at to be viable, though?don't say max
>>564851878oh you're right it doesn't update the numbers prior to thatlooks fine thenbut I should probably skip cb anyway since I don't have any crystals and going to 400 will cripple me forward
>>564852246Not tellingI love her too much to taint her reputation like that
>>5648524083 LB for Race Bonus, but she’s usable before then for stats
are we supposed to save these for a particular card like the rainbow ones?
Is the Golshi week event today the same as last time or did they change it?
>>564852586guess I'll see how many carrots my King demands
>>564852601Golshi week was cancelled
>>564852591depends on how poor you are
Naritard Taishit
>>564852591Ayabe guts is the card
im out of borrows
mares
>>564852586>basically 0 TE>only useable in MANT but has garbage Race BonusHow can anyone roll for this brick, you're better off rolling for Throne
I wish Narita Cutestuff a career ending pregnancy (by me)
>>564852592Vista making sure the childhood friend always win
>>564852913Bari is a stallion
...
>>564852970wait why is it only usable in MANT?what happens after that?
rainbow crystal waiting roomneed 5 more...2 should release with eventthen 1 with legend racenot sure when the next ones would be after that
>>564852913in heat
>>564853026he's so bitchmade by orfevre he's an honorary mare
>>564853090Her TE scales off max energy and the only scenario that lets you get max energy consistently is MANT
Crystal and book check /uma/you haven't bricked yourself right?
>>564853061Send her to the dominator mines.
daaaaaaaaanchoooooooou...
>>564853230Lots of Late Surger cards have Max Energy events though, and we’re going into the scenario with Event Rate ups on half the songs
Please tell me I can skip Speed Star for Taurus. Fine shat she bad at 800 Wit.
i'm going to rape finemo if she camps guts training again
>>564853230oh, so it's not actually a great cardwhy did anon-senpai lie to me? I thought we were friends here.....
What happened to the danchou cup
>>564853430Speed Star is bad in CM13.
>>564852913How do I protect myself when my trainee is in heat
>>564853491You must be new here, everyone in this thread is either too stupid to give you an honest answer or is going to gaslight you into bricking your account
>>564853478*green bar in your first summer*
>>564853594I used to prefer posting on the /v/ threads, but the jannies are faggotsplus, bad as it is, I trust advice from this site more than tubers or reddit
>>564853669why does she make the face
does scam throne come with free roll?I kinda want that Pasa card
Am I throwing if I don't run debuffers?
>>564853417From how I'm assuming it works you need 20 max energy to get the full value from her, you're probably getting 5-10 TE at best for most runs. And her skill doesn't even seem to be particularly good. I don't know why you'd roll for it.
>>564853792It's the face she makes after bricking your wit or agemasens you
DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>564853834Yeah.Even my dogshit Uma can win make Group A with debuffers.
>>564852212that's not your oshi thenthat's just used goods
>>564853749I really want her to sniff my cock
>>564853659You do know the /v/ fags are active on /vm/ right
>>564853868>agemasens meluckily I'm no pace cuck
>>564853829>mfw when chance of getting rate-up SR card is only 3 times more than SSR
>>564853836It starts at 5. Every +4 gives you another 3 TE, capping at 20.Dauntless is Fast & Furious on steroids that can gamble into an accel.
>>564854295Sex with this boy
Your tyrant
>>564854389I look like this
Wait, how long will Mr. C.B. be a staple for? Does this skill get powercrept or something?
>>564854295sorry skin but im tired, maybe another day
>>564852212You shouldn't cuck your trainee like this, man.
>>564854402it's permanently in your end-closer deck for the next four scenarios.
>>564852212Nigga you're supposed to switch out everyone BUT your oshi
>>5648544022 years atleastit's a specialized end closer card
hey
Switching an uma out for another one during a CM should count as NTR
>>564854582hey
>>564854295We are going to SLEEP EARLY because we have TRAINING tomorrow morning.You bum.
>>564854624hey
>>564854619what if I switch an uma for a better version of herself?
>>564854120So you'll still be at 5-10 TE most runs or I guess 5-11.The gold skill isn't bad it's just not good enough to justify using a mid card. Especially when she also has useless Pace skills, you have umastan from a random event and maybe 1 or 2 decent skills other than that
>>564854624>>564854582>>564854662wey
>>564854664you just did more training so that's fine
>the next two scenarios (grand live and grand masters) and completely brain-dead scenarios with zero interesting gameplay, just click the shinythis will kill uma.
>>564854253Dura's mentes...
>>564854582
i went against this in group Bthey wonwhy is a team of Ugs in group B
>>564854723WEI~!
first you take out your oshi acesnext moment you are starting an AI company located in India
>>564854902what a great helios...
i lost...but it was the kino kind of loss...
>>564854895They have no Medium S, shit skills and are badly trained
>>564854703Her first chain has a +4, Light Hello has a first date +4, Neicha has a +4, and future Late cards you roll for will also have at least one +4 (usually). At minimum 8 from her own chain, 11 with Light Hello, and 14 with Neicha. That’s if you don’t build around her at all.
>>564852212Dont worry bro, I'll take good care of your oshi while youre gone
>>564854961Breeding season soon
>>564854895guts slopper gets their shit pushed in by properly built umas with actually useful skills
>>564837853They should allow geldings in the Arc if they want it to be THE turf race. Geldings are less competitive (guts debuff/lower dueling bonus) because no balls so there's a trade-off. Watching JP horses deal with Calandagan on his home turf would be entertaining at least.
>>564854895these are just TT units.
>>564854794better than a single MANT run wasting 40 mins of my day with zero interesting gameplay
>>564855016so it's a good card if you pull a bunch of other cards to support it?great
is daily carat pack not in cygames own store?...why?
I logged into Uma and she gave me cute aggression talking about how she'll stick around Tracen for me.
>>564855143because it is tied to the client
>>564855016>+4 from a random event that will happen once every 10 runs
>>564854520>>564854571Might just borrow it, was thinking about grabbing one copy so I can borrow Sirius, but after seeing From The Brink in action myself I don't think it's a great investment. So much SP for a gamble skill
>>564855112>ahhh! i have to play the game!? nooo! volatility in my slot machine? ahhh!
give up seiunbrosshes got eyes on flower chan only
>>564854895Gutsmaxxing for UG rank.>hakodate racecourse>fall runner>blinding flash>long corners>inside scoopNone of these umas were trained for CM
>>564855103iirc L'Arc is one of THE french races for breeding value, so there is a strong opposition for allowing geldings in
>>564855126You’re using Neicha regardless and Light Hello is mandatory in GL. It is one of the best speed cards even at that level, and will appreciate in value as you pull other Late Surger cards.
>>564855259Sirius is a shit card, you can get agemasen'd toofuck that
>URA>8-10 runs a day>Unity>10-15 runs a day>MANT>1-2 runs a day if I feel like it
>>564854895>this retard actually fell for the Witgawd Gutsmaxxing gaslight
>if you don’t have Oguri cap Christmas you just lose no matter whatVery fun CM
>>564855256Grand Live fixes that with songs.
>>564855269gwo is still pretending MANT is good after it already purged 3 servers and is in the process of killing a 4th
>>564855259if you are an end-closer main or your uma pull plans consist of a lot of end-viable umas then Mr. Cock&Balls is very, very important to pull.if you just want some flexibility and decent value then you can stop at 1LB and save your borrow.
>>564854895look at King, he bought Blinding Flashfucking Teio has 2 Long skillsthose are fucking TT umasyou're losing to TT umas
It's a new day!
>>564853514Cancelled. There will never be a danchou cup again.
actually that guy just pressed auto and probably is aiming for 1 win, i do this too
>>564855546LB2 looks honestly playable
>>564855381Sure, I'll be using NN wit, but that's my borrow slot taken. And I want to save carats to roll for uma as well
>>564855501The concept of Mant is good the problem is they didn’t adjust the meta progression element of the game (sparks and aptitudes) to account for how fucking long the runs take. I’m not playing 2 hours a day I want to play other shit this is for lunch break onry
>>564855694あっ, キセキ
>no stopping me!>gets stopped
>>564855659Well then plan out your pullsThis is a non-issue
oh hey it's 6 daily races again yay
>posting spic maya again
Realistically, is a trainer cooked if they get their uma pregnant? Does Tracen just kill you?
>>564854640Umapyoi is basically stamina training
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>564855773cute maya, i wouldn't mind seeing more of her
Soon I'll be Taikilet no more...
>>564855827You'll probably get fired and/or arrested. Just wait until she's retired man.
>>564855827you get "promoted" to stud
>>564855798that's why I want to know if a card is good by itself, so I can plan for itIf I need to plan to pull something else to make it good, that affects how much I think it's worth it
No Stopping Yeppers!, like Yeppy Yeppers suggested
>>564855860Fnaf jumpscare
>>564855827IRL mares can run races pregnant up to iirc 4 month of the pregnancyThe trainee is fine, will just have to retire early
>>564855926Why would you do that
>>564855926>blowing your selectors to MLB bijinholy bricked.
>>564855926brickers
>>564855926based
I am officially renouncing Dober. She is no longer my oshi. She has lost her junior races too many times. I've told her she is expelled from Tracen and then tore her shirt open in front of the crowd of male onlookers.
>>564855926Brickers
>>564855909It is good, and gets better as time goes on
>>564856064Who will be your next Oshi?
>>564855926Yeppers is as good at 0LB as she is at MLB
>>564856064sex with Dober in a sexual mating way
>>564856064It's true, I was looking
>>564855235so is paid carat, no?
>>564856064Why are you an unfaithful whore
>>564854181rudolf would never do this
Well I wanted to join the Danchou cup and now it's dead?Just like my danchou...
>>564855827Tracen would release a statement announcing a sudden hiatus in said uma's career, she’d keep up with her activities until the pregnancy starts showing. Then she’d be on medical leave until giving birth plus a few extra months, and later she’d return to racing like usual. It would be something like the plot of oshi no ko
>>564856160>>564856064Is it pink or brown or red or black?
MEN
>>564855546The only Ends that interest me (that is coming out before 2028) is Ayabe and CB herself, this also includes those with C and B aptitude so looks like a big skip for me in that case then
>>564855926I kneel
>>564856147ummm no she has 5 more race bonus that can be important in MANT
>>564856131
>>564856228Dober's greasy hair...
>>564856064You don't deserve her
>>564856218Has there even been another Danchode Darby since the first?
>>564855926Based. Don't forget to use the crystals as well.
>>564856223It was pink unlike your black ones
Still no global auto play?
>>564856268I feel like you'll abandon her too...
>>564856268She would never.
>>564856064I still wonder what is her major malfunction... Why is she the ONLY one who constantly fucks up races. I run her as pace because her ult isn't that consistent and she'll get blocked as late, but running XOguri without ult still performs way better than her and both don't have ult but Dober still consistently fucks up still FUCK
>>564849409Pacekiller.Did it work?
>>564856228tsun
>>564856280It kicked off about 18 hours ago but it fell apart because of schizos shitting up the room and the organizer just gave up
>>564856320What part of "it gets introduced in grand masters but doesn't become commonplace in scenarios until Tucker" do you not understand
>>564855879here you go
>>564856440They said it was coming early, retard. Enjoy your dead game.
>>564856308Mine is pink too though
>>564856440stop talking about the kkk
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>train a late surger>loses her raceswhy
>>564855773>>564856449STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS MAYA
>>564856490If it "comes early" the ONLY scenario it would work in is URA because no other Scenario, not even in JP, has auto trainer except URA Finale and Grandmasters until Tucker.
the funny thing is that maya is cropped by me and duplicated to infinity here
He actually went to dahby hell...
>>564851898>post-binge speAlso, is it that hard to put hair accessories on?
You shouldn't find your trainee sexyGo date a coworkerOr your trainee's mom.
>>564856593That's amazing, anon. You're amazing. Tell us more, I'm enthralled by your achievement.
>>564855909Your other Late Surger option is Flash if you want to MLB her
>evo skills soon>auto-play soon>60fps soon>hyper-skip soon>casual outfits soon>spark reroll soon>acceleration compensation soon>total clanker death soonjust keep spending and be patient, /uma/.
QRD on Palmer? Based or cringe?
>>564856676Curren wouldn't lie to me. I now have hope.
Warning: Your presence has be noticed.
>>564856668Flash just seems worse by every metric aside from power gain
>>564856676curren onahole soon
>>564855926But realistically it's either Yeppers or something like 1 on Ayabe and 1 on Biko. But I already have Bakushin, so Biko is low value. I'd actually do Uokka but the BoFA buff seems far off.
>>564856668What if I want to train Flash? I train lates for every CM, but I find it hard to choose good cards to aim for
>>564856637>You shouldn't find your trainee sexyThere are some trainees where if you don't find them sexy you might just be gay.
>>564856748I've already been marked b y another Uma she needs to back the fuck off.
>>564856557
I unironically keep watching my TP bar to fill up because I can't wait to do my next MANT career
>>564856228DOI
>>564855813dont be such a racist
>>564856639uh oh melty
>>564856792Those are your speed options. You can also wait until Pasa.
>>564856637>You shouldn't find your trainee sexykinda hard
Which uma has best pits
>>564856676We already have 60+ fps though
>>564856218Well there's been a second one up for 12h but it never got reposted so...
>>564856557She's been training hard. You should be praising her
This is some evil as fuck missions
>>564856983beep beep bloop
>>564856983They call her Pitasan Black for a reason anon
>>564856972I'll wait until Pasa then
>>564857092underaged anon....
>>564856748>scout a new uma >surely this time it will be a normal one>said uma:
>>564857065>another double brick
>>564857039What's the point then?`
>>564857190You can choose to ignore OOC art
Bwos my danchou is fucking dead
>>564857187What?
>>564857003cyjews intern, tell the devs to snipe this anon on day one. thank you.
>>564857065YAMERO
>>564856792>>564856972You can also roll on the Biko/Marvelous banner since Marv is a good statstick and Biko is just a good card, but Marvy’s gold skill is mediocre. A third option for you.
>>564856218Ye NTR anon had a melty and killed it
>>564857258>his uma doesn't hug himpoor bastard
>>564857264Anon is probably implying your Lucky Star reference makes you underage because of all the poser zoomers who also like it (which is telling on himself more than anything)
>>564857262You have to let go anon
>>564857317Is Teio okay?
I hate this fucking game
mayano toppu ganikkuyoooooooo
Please stop saying "melty" if you are not referring to Melty Blood and are not setting up a lobby RIGHT NOW
>>564856792then you shouldve rolled for fuku my friend. We arent getting good non-Flash speed cards for lates for a while so your best bet might be just rolling for 1lb Smaru and using her as a pure stat stick
>>564857491uh oh melty
>>564855827You'd probably get fired, lose your license and get blacklisted unless you had someone powerful like the Satonos backing you.
>>564857065>
>>564857493>25 prio
went 2-2-2-1... didn't qualify for A finals...4 digitan wins, ZERO maya wins, 3 flower wins (!!!)better luck tomorrow...
>>564857491Uh oh meltie
>>564857541spechan would say this
>>564857614Based tiny horse runner, I want to do that for CM13
https://x.com/Akiha_Oekaki/status/2048341436417085555/photo/1Dia-chan's kissable lips...
>>564857493Nah could or well I did get her to lb1 on off rate banners, but Fuku is my wife and I cant use her care anyway. Suppose I'll wait and cope with Tachy
uma musume dont get pregnant. we know this because their parents can be both human
>/uma/ clubs are legitimately dropping like flies>the thread has slowed to a crawl>can't even organize events anymorebwos, it may unironically be over.
>>564857491Only if you mean AACC, Type lumina is trash
I OVERTOOK MY DANCHOU AND NOW HE GOT LAZY
>>564857703why would fries drop
>>564857703Most of us are playing jp
>>564857703Normal events are fine but a dancho only event is hard because danchous are LAZY or DEAD
>>564857703we will bounce back once GL releases, trust the plan
>>564857703>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY PPM FUCK FUCK THREAD IS DEAD NOT MY HECKING PPM FUCKKKKKKKKKKunironically kill yourself
nothing can save this game.
>>564856218We can't have nice things around here
>>564857895
*coughs blood*
What's her name again?
>>564857698found the trainer that cum inside
>>564857782I’ve been abandoning runs because I’m out of clocks…
This shit is totally evil not only we have to do mile missions but also long for cafe shard
>>564858007brother i came inside a woman for 7 months and she didnt get pregnant
daccheats secretly sabotaged danchou cup to make sure their danchou remains undefeated
One Day, Monday, TuesdayYes, invincible hyper mind!Someday, holiday, every dayLet's have marvelous Sunday time
>>564858058jimmy...
>triple 7 proccing right on redshiftReady for another round of XOguri rape in CM13? Now with redshift steroid
>>564858058genetic dead-end anon...
>>564858058anon...
I have had awful RNG in all my runs yesterday and today seems to be the same
>>564856192
>>564858058The microplastics in your balls ruined you bro.
>borrowed yeppers instead of nature because I'm dumb (-10 RB)>bad inspirations>jobbed a G2yep, time to do the mission
>>564836854Me in the back
>>564857703>WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAAFuck off.
>>564858151>needing to bring only 3 recoveries>must proc no more, no less or your xoguri is fuckedyeah sure have fun
>>564858135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4>>564858058failure of a human male anon...
>>564858151XOguri has more chance to choke here with only 3 recoveriesshe won't be AS much of a threat there
>>564858324if you like stay gold you probably like little boys
>>564858405>Shake It Out
>>564858289Yeppers fertile boonie umanko...
ALMOST THERE FOR MY 3RD CRYSTAL
do you niggers not realize its not easy to get someone pregnant unless they as fertile as nishino flower?
pace or late flower for cm13?once again her ult doesn't work so im forced to shove a gajillion skills on her for her to work
>>564858324Cute boy
>more g2/g3 missions that fall on a key G1 day
>>564858616Pace
Sorry haha but I'm just not doing them
>>564858613>anon reveals he has impotent sperm which require multiple attempts at peak ovulation to even have a possibility of fertilizationgrim.
>>564858561That's your insurance?
Honestly if I found out I was infertile I would just off myself
>>564858613
>>564858405Sounds like it's time for glittering star gamba kino
Every time I play there's a new dumb useless skill
>>564858987This one is Ines’s faultFearless is Pearl’s fault
>>564858613Ugh...
>>564858453that's false, otherwise I'd like stego but I only find her average looks-wise
>>564859079Copano Rickey on UM4chan…
>>564859064hey Berry I just got a beeg brain hit for you
>>564857491Uh oh trainy
>>564859182Thinking hard about umaxtorena smut
>>564855483The manga gave us uma special forces
>>564859182neicha is so powerful55 base wit
>>564859269I prefer torenaxtorena smut
>>564857317>YAMEROEND FASCISM
any uma for me?
>>564858058That's some dedication, how does a woman let you come in her several times in a day for several months. And how do you cum that much
>>564858151>Angling mpbThe secret tech...
>>564859314All the other torenas I know at Tracen are women so that's not gay, Chiyono>>564857065>how far would you go for the right price
>>564857703mant moment
>>564859354It's only just beginning!
>>564859354>tfw got the reference
chiyoposting should be bannable
>>564859354it's bad that I understood this reference, right?
>>564859314Yeah, like Riko X Aoi
>>564859354>>564859508>>564859534>he isn't boycotting it anyway because of WSS fucking over nyalra
Bros I think you might need Creek for next CM...
Aoi >>>> Riko
>>564859394Sorry bro they're all taken. Even Dream Journey and Air Messiah, believe it or not.
>>564859064Bitch Dober...
>>564859594Running a Stamina card for a Medium? Impossible.
>>564859594just 18 stam sparks, bro.
>>564859594six stamina sparks will do
do I take this over QE2? the guide says I'll lose 60 stats from epithetsI do have a spanklet I can use though
>>564859678t. powerlet
>>564859594this isn't ura bwodon't tell me you can't get 3 1200 stats...
>>564857698Apparently human women can, through pure chance, give birth to an uma as if it's a genetic mutation. This is canon.>>564858143>>564858152>>564858170>>564858289>>564858409>>564859397Nta but once you're past the teenage to mid 20s with a woman, "trying for a baby" is not a one-shot deal, it can take a while sometimes.That being said usually it's because they do retarded shit like "saving the sex for the day of peak ovulation" which doesn't actually matter
>>564859594If your uma doesn't have innate gold then maybeI'll definitely bring a debuff Neicha this time since people love understamming 2400m
>>564859754you're so fine in terms of stats I'd personally race for the skill points
>>564859594Just run 1 stam spark bwo
>>564859754QE is a g1 you should never give up imoyou lose Lady and Heroine epithets
>>564859590How did they even manage such a thing? He's literally the creator, right?
>>564859594only if your uma is a goldlet
>>564859594Bwo your Golshi?
>>564857703bro not to blow pepper under your nose but have you been on /v/ or any other board lately? Shit's fucking DEAD next to us.
>>564859594Unironically considering running a big nigga suzuka full of debuffs to kill any understammed fronts and 2 NSM pace chasers to finish the job.
>>564859864tl;dr jiisans at WSS ousted him for not being a good little salaryman
>>564859594>you just need creek for longs gwo!
>>564857698Yes they do it's Umas birth Umas if its a girl and Humans can randomly birth Umas
>>564857849By normal events, do you mean....THE MARVELOUS SUNDAY DERBY?!!
>>564860128It's kinda crazy how the stam requirement just shot up that high with only 400 meters extra from current CM to the next
>>564860250The downhill is also shorter so you can't conserve stamina as much
>>564860250Crazy how the 3k longslop was manageable but 3200 is an insane uphill.
Sex with women
>>564860250funny that with 100m more you get Arima Kinen's length
>2500 Long is basically a Medium race gwo, you don't need Creek!!! >2400 Medium is basically a Long race gwo, you need Creek!!!
>>564860073I hate scummy tengu so much it's unreal.
>>564860250You need 1 stamina per meter bwo, it's in the game mechanics doc
>>564860250it's the longest medium course
don't you guys have stam growth umas
>>564858324Stego is ALWAYS cute no matter what she wears. I want to lick her tummy through the little peephole she has in her shirt.
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>>564860457yeppers
Creeksissies??????
>>564860457mine are half stam half power
>>564860517kek
The Zoomers yearn for the 45% spurt rate
>>564860457You don't get it, I do NOT want to click stamina at all
>>564860580Is spurt a euphemism for suicide
>>564860545dia has better stam output yesbut a dogshit gold
Apparently next bread is #2579>>564860604>>564860604>>564860604
>>564859354Whoever did that is an unintentional genius.Total lolcowlizer death.
