Blade Terror>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>564490048
Buff Hoodwink
free my niggas negronomicon
Did you wish her a happy birthday?
it is your day of birth.
I find this item to be kind of a meme on Puck. I find myself becoming way more active (and thus getting more kills) by rushing Blink and either going Dagon + Octarine for burst or Maelstrom/Mjollnir+Aghs if my team is lacking damage in teamfights. In very few games I noticed a considerable power spike by going Witch Blade.
rigged final for the bet money btw. you know it and i know it
>>564851398How much did you lose already huh?
>>564851638I been had money on betboom all tourney broonly XG caused me some losses
>>564852020I dont condone sports betting as it goes against my beliefs.
>>564852172thought they cut your internet out iranian dotard
>>564852254I don't think there are many buddhists playing Dota in Iran but thanks for the consideration.
qop is so fucking bad
>>564851345>>564851638the weaver autist is here with his unc reaction images and endless theorycraft babbling
ok only got 3 LP games to play, at least that didn't double like the time to wait to playBut I wonder if my last LP was because it triggered an auto punishment by furion tp'ing into fountain, and then this was my normal LP from "excessive reports" 7 games laterI feel like, you can NEVER pick a hero that relies on your mid or supports playing proper dota
weaver autist is my favorite 2026 d2g meme
>Another stomp finals>Stale meta>Garbage balanceThis game is just league of legends 2
it's so retarded trying to stay in level 1 coilit stuns for 1.5 seconds, that's a lot better than staying around for 6 seconds.
skiter won 2 TI and ame won 0 so skiter is a better carry and had a better career
Marci is so cool
what's the point of tiny carry when he doesn't even get perma cleave+damage anymore
>>564854823he got it for 8 attacks which is usually enough
what the fuck is weaver autist
>>564852774You ok, schizo?
Might trade in my Dungeon Doom TB Arcana for a Rubiline or Plushy Shag one
>puck can just blink into tiny and outdamage himlmaowhat a hero
is puck balanced?
puck doesnt even have aghs mjollnir
that conjurer catalyst item is so crazy i had it on beastmaster last time the damage is just insane
I don't understand likemy normal pubs are fucking horrendous with subhuman animals doing the dumbest shit imaginableNow i'm in an LP gameI last pick specterMy WK gives me safelane when he had safelane marked, my SB support doesn't feed once in lane and is always aggro on enemies out of positionmy mid lesh buys blink and is super activeEveryone just plays dota like a normal human being, and I absolutely carry them going 26/3I don't get it
gpk goat
>>564856650greatest puck komrade
>btfo by tea and jenkinsthrill in shambles
hbd my love
>>564857693look at those fat hag arms
thrilligetimate on the ropes
>>564855489weaver autist coded reply
how do I build a right click pugna?
>>564862447pray he's campo's next le right click aghs support project
why does busting in bed feel so much more heavenly than sitting in a chair?
>>564857693She looks way too much like my mom. I don't like it.
>>564862881I am doing well with pugna using the spell build but it feels the phylactery, kaya and aghs are placebo, I don't know they're improving his power but I wish he could do right click damage while life draining
>>564863362>phyljust get dagon
anybody got the old tier lists? shit was funny as fuck, with el ogro de las americas and topias (despertado)
>>564864097forced memes
>>564863189because youre not used to it
Big mason
>>564864174your existence is forced
>>564864719not just minenone of us chose to exist
>>564864825bro didn't chose to exist lmao
>>564864954my mom and dad made that choice
>she didnt will herself into existencengmi
>>564865715how is that working out for you?
>>564865838deeply regretting my decision
>>564865715ezalor did that and it worked out ok for him
>>564863857my IQ is too low to use the dagon, I have to spam the life drain on the ward as they stun me constantly
perfection,
stuns are badhttps://youtu.be/tqh8plRVImU
he makes good pointsdon't be salty
my muted jugg bought disperser not knowing it dispels (they have ghost and orchid)
Nigmaballs
Haven't seen the thread bully in a while. This is good.
>>564870976>t. weaver autist
>>564870976He was here a couple of days ago, sadly.He revealed himself as the schizo psuedostalker that posts dotabuffs of anyone that dares post their games here.
>>564869648thank god I always have necrophoses on my team, much more useful
>>564871265thank you for announcing your presence
Can I be the thread's weaver autist?
>wake up>no patch
>wake up>no cute and funny
When we needed him most, he vanished.
>>564873467ah yes the guy who turned his back on dota to break into other casting scenes, shilled a meme coin and ultimately ran away from his problems is what we are all missing
>>564873467>nigger baby>foid has a mental break because of him, all he did was give her a glass of water after>visibly salivates over cosplayers>unmatched passionate casting that nobody managed to replicatewhy dotards hate him
sex with hoodwink
>>564873467why would we ever need a backstabber snake?
>>564873759>unmatched passionate casting that nobody managed to replicatemoxxi out did him
>retard buys back and goes afk farming enemy woods>then wants to come back to defend our last set of rax??? little fucking too late bro I will let them end
>>564875427post pictures of your alien pussy, moxxi
>>564871265everyone could see the thread bully was the opendota poster guy
>>564878902>>564871265what is his endgame? kill the thread?
>>564878902I suspected it and he outright admitted it.
>someone take mid please>i don't want itphrases i never would've heard uttered 10 years ago
its completely fucking insane that valve doesnt do anything about the rampant fucking cheating
>>564880471>used to only play mid 9 years back>play anything but mid nowadays
it feels like spell amp rapier does nothing
Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you for your continued support!
>>564879003Probably.I'd wager he's a fan/shill of a "competing" game.
>>564881790*rapes you*
thread bully prob laying low until everyone forgets
>>564882205sorry i didnt play any solo ranked this weekend ill get on it monday morning so he can talk about uncs and withered roses again
dios mio...
>>564882938gemini can create tits?
oh with sub 5k behavior score you can't even unpause the gameso we will just sit here until the enemy team gets tired of waiting
We made it, bajs.
What farming item to build on mid lion
and the whole enemy team left after someone abandonedand that doesn't count for an LP win? what a stupid fucking system
>>564883416subhuman
>>564882876blud thought he was on the team :joy: :joy:
>>564883898agh
The concept of farming items going on all cores disgusts meEven supports get farming shards for free and gpm enchantments for free
where's maso?
I hate just fucking auto losing games because the enemy has a carryand i have a retard going battlefury wraith king
BELIEVE
>team goes off as 4 >dies>instead of playing with their mid>pings me like I can magically appear in the enemy jungleMonkey animal retards
I liked a bestiality video on my twitter feed and now it's flooded with them. Weird.
>>564888420>pedo>anime>1kmmryeah time to stop posting
>>564888420you want to queue together bro i'm 1.5k mmr too
alright last thread some of yall told me that the talents werent as bad as I thoughts (even though they are). but no one said anything about these ones.which of these three are the worst level 25 talent?
>>564890214i wish my cock was 1% bigger desu
>>564890214kunkka one is good tho, its turns tidebringer essentially into 57.5% pure damage and 172.5% physical
>>56489021430% more damage and heal from feast isn't that bad, especially if you're up against really tanky heroes
>>564890214I mean +1s rage is mandatory anyway. Naix's talents overall are kinda ass
I know this seems really random but does anyone else think keeper of the light looks like Netanyahu?
PL IS TOTAL FUCKING CANCERLAST PICK PL WHEN YOU CANT COUNTER IS DOGSHIT AND THE HERO ------LITERALLY----- DOESNT NEED FARM, JUST STAND BY CREEPS AND HE CAN MANFIGHT 97% OF THE ROSTER IS INSABNEFIX THIS PIECE OF SHIT NOOOOOOW
>>564892065yeah that extra 63 damage every 4 seconds is a game changer
>>5648933321k MMR on us west by the way
HELLOYOUFUCKING RETARDYOU HAD A 12 MIN BNATTLEFURYUR JOB IS TO FARMYOU DIED HITTING TOWERS 5 TIMES YOU FUCKING IDIOTGO PLAY LEAGUE
>>564893416BRO YOURE BLACK
>>5648935871k mmr after 15k hours by the way
>>564892206the demo dummy is extremely tanky and if my math is right its only an 18% increase
>>564894150Increases the feast damage, not the base attack damage
imagine if you could use prismatic gems to customize more cosmetics. shit would be fire
>>564894361even if I give the dummy 6 hearts its only 21% damage increase
>>564889009It's not anime: it's fan art of Hat Kid from A Hat in Time
>>564895351so just pedo and 1k mmr?
>>564895546Who has time to watch anime honestly? I game like 60 hours a week and have a social life.
Loli used to be really cool on the internet: guess i'm old school
>>564896140its when the trannies started ranting about epstein and Trump as if these rich jews were republicans
>>564896140being a pedo was never cool
>>564896140youre just a larping faggot lol
i have mage slayer fatigue
isnt this augar nigger a literal rusnighis game is in russianthe gulag needs to tighten ship fr
>>564896140Pretending to be a girl has always been a tranny thing however
4,236 hours and 1kmmr.... how...Did the drugs given to you to chemically castrate you for being a pedo also give you brain damage?
>>564893723BRO IM BETTER THAN YOUDO YOU NOT GET YOURE MAD AT ME?WHY ARE YOU ON 4CHAN JUST SHITPOSTING SO HARD THAT YOURE MAD AT MEWHAT IS SERIOUS ABOUT YOU
Thread bully LEAVE!!!
>>564897019when you played in inhouses you thoroughly embarassed yourself you were so dogshit bro
>>564897114YOU ARE POST MALONE
Holy shit, are the people here literally 1-2kmmr shitters? You're telling me after years of posting here, that I'm getting advice from actual DOGSHIT players????
>>564897386you're a retard
>>564897386HOLY SHIT LE NPC SHADOW POOL REALITY NIGGER>I AM PLAYING WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE NPCS PERIODEVERYONE LETS FARMEPIC NIGGER LIGHTWOW YOU CANT LE NIGGER JEW THE NIGGER MECHANICMAN THATS AN EPIC!AS AN EPIC I TELL EBVERONYE HOW CAR I AMEPIC NIGGER
>>564897386yes, you should only listen to spektrus or d2pp
New players literally calibrate at 3kmmr and have like 200 hours. Good riddance
>>564897735AM I AN NPC YET, NEWGUYS?HAHA WOW THATS AN EPICMEME>LE NO MEMETHUIS MEME IS AGAINST NORMAL MEMES >XDTHIS IS A NORMAL MEMELE MAYMAY
>>564897853guardian 2 after 15k hours is devious unc
>>564898075HAAH WOP EPIC MY FFIEND THATS AN EPIC MEMEARE YU NPC YET? WOW MAN THATS EPICAN EPIC SHIPOST!WOW AN EPIC SHITPOST! JUST SHITPOST MY NEW FRIEND :)
uh oh guardian on us west melty time
This must be your first day on 4chan if you can't see that this is an obvious falseflag.
Fear not my friends our Guardian is here
We need to bring back poster count
>showertaken>snacksbought>cold onecracked>comfy levelshighyep its monkeys_forever time
>>564898550lock in
What HUD is this? Some sex demon is using it on twitch.
women are temporarymonkeys... are forever
>>564899131kinda racist
>>564898945just say its helenalive bro we all passed her around like a slut back in the day
>>564899424And the HUD name?
>>564899464https://liquipedia.net/dota2/HUD_Skins just go search yourself lame ass nigger
Thread bully kinda uppity today.
There is literally no "thread bully", you guys live in a made up reality.
>>564898945Looks like the one from last TI or the one before that
>>564899805oh there is definitely a thread bullyhe always lets you know when he is posting
>>564900091thank you for announcing your presence
>>564899958Yep, TI24, thanks.>>564899805I'd rather believe most of the toxicity comes from one person than acknowledging most people here are worth less than a rat.
>>564900237get raped you helenalive orbiting freak
>>564898075REALLY YOU DONE TALKING PUSSY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY HUH WOW LMAO XDDWOW YOURE A REALLY BAD PERSON BRO
i think we should all watch more monkeys_forever
>>564900184yeah i appreciate you letting us know
would you let this crazy bpd egirl ruin your life?
>>564898075FUCKING COWARDGB2R SHITPOSTER
thread bully melty lol
>>564900456>>564901332guardian on us west after 15k hours btw
the fact that the people in this thread are just as demented as the ones in /lolg/ proves that mobas are bad for your health and should be illegal.
>>564901497BUT YOURE AN NPC
>>564902374YOURE A NPC YOU FUCKING FAGGOTWHY ARE YOU TALKIGN TO ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD?YOURE A FUCKING NPCYOUY -KNOW- YOUAREWHYAREYOUTALKING TO MEYOU FUCKINGFAGGOTYOUAREANNPC----.PERIOOD.----
>>564902374>>564902701just 1k mmr things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e31EK1XBny0 i miss those days
>>564902141which general only features well-balanced normally adjusted posters?
>>564903315None, but they also don't have as many mentally ill faggots as the moba ones.
>>564903425sounds like posting on 4chan is bad for your health
>>564903515It is, not to mention how it serves as a hub for all dregs of society. And even with that in mind my point still stands.
>>564903621im not sure you have a point as a self-professed mentally ill poster
>>564903621weaver autist
>>564902851WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME PUSSY?
>>5649038161k mmr for 15k hours
whats worse 1k mmr or 160 hours of turbo per week?
CRAZIEST PRO TIP EVER : FOR ONLY REAL TEAMS if an ally gives you an item, it doesnt have a cooldown
>>564897735Do they actually, or just the smurfs?Because that seems like a great way to get devoured by MMR hungry Archons, determined to climb.
>>564906610nah my noob friend got guardian
people who play pos 4 aren't even human beings
humans dont play dota
no seriouslythey act like they've never played the game beforeis low MMR filled with people who bought accounts?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Waifuranger
why every underlard set limited nobody even plays that nigga in shit rank
https://voca.ro/11CIZAGqxnnv Yesterday I say I can't fart anymore. I summon my courage and I'm health again. Phone get dysentery.
>>564914091and what the fuck is this shit who would level this shit
Like the wind!
>>564914761What is her fart like? Does she draw back and do big fart, or fart many time?
take me backi wanna go back
holy shit /vg/ chat in game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc&list=RDCnQ8N1KacJc
>>564918507damn i miss this
people used to play dota and have no idea what to do... actually that's still true sometimes
yes but now whenever that happens someone has a melty in the thread for 20 minutes
just gg go next
Early dota I just stacked perseverance on every hero. i didn't know how to build items, but i knew i needed regen
monkeybros weve reached 1k+
>>564901191I can fix her
>>564919971had the most fun with the game back then, sheeit it was 2013... didn't know any heroes, any abilities, we ran into a lich one of the first few games and we thought he was hacking because he'd get ultra kills with chain frost and no one knew what to do and would panic
>>564921896based
is 33 old? im tired all the time bros. might get TRT and adderal
>>564923664just spend some quality time with your kids unc
>>564924203kids... heh never happened :/
>>564924827your wife's kids then?
Can't wait to recalibrate and get the fuck out of this trench.I should honestly uninstall this game, it's a fucking joke.
>>564924827
A random thing popped in my head today, but it must be over a decade at this point where there used to be a Tiny poster who only posted>We've a quarry to settleDamn I'm old.
>teammate picks AM carry>losehonestly if i see you picking AM on my team you're getting reported for griefing right away
>>564926391Bot
imagine being a blizzard fanjust thoroughly raped for 15 yearslmao
>>564896140>>564895351>western shitpfft
>>564897603why are you so obsessed with me
>win 13/15 games>lose 100 behavior scoreonly one of the two games i lost we all afked in jungle, the other was just a regular loss what is a nigger suppose to do?
>>564938668everyone's gonna mass report you in losses so dont
I still don't know what to do with new Venomancer's Snakebite. I kinda just toss it on whoever.
>>564939102wins also have to be complete stomps because the second any of us die we just report our entire team
>>564939190you spam it on nearest enemy and then cry when it does nothing after 15 mins
>>564939190holy shit. Just tested it in demo mode. This whole time I thought the debuff was removed when the enemy attacks. I didn't realize it stays on the whole six seconds (unless dispelled) and procs on every attack. That's (theoretically) a lot of damage, goddamn. >>564940015Well I've been leveling it last this whole time due to mentioned retardation. Time to try it out for real.
>>564940162Only on someone like WR. Or whoever relies heavily on right clicks in lane. Max it second, after Gale. Reliable 600 magic damage is still top priority.
d2g will never die
i haven't played dota since the patch that added universal and the last hero released was muerta.since they removed that facet thing that people seethe about whats the quick rundown on the meta and shit if I want to play again?
>>564940698it's tanky brool meta again
unlucky riki mid last pick going 0-10 and sb pos 5 going afk lvl 2wcyd
remember when the campo santo guy was caught banning people in game for disagreeing with him
>>564943649support player btw
>>564938668due to this i played over 40 games including the singledraft games and only have 850 bs, started at 1 (abandoning years ago before i quit)Very epic system indeed, considering every queue is about 20-45mins this is just pointless and makes more sense to just start a new account i already play on 160-180 ping because na server queues would be 2 hours I guess this is what valve wants? I mean yeah i did afk a lot of games years ago but this seems a bit much to return to any sort of normalcy
>>564943649>>564943760sanest wardcuck
>>564943649Based.Rusnigs and brown people should get banned in real time if they're in my games.
>>564943649imagine how awkward the meeting to discuss that mustve been.having to explain to a grown ass man that using his position as a dev cant be used to ban some random 2k shitter he disagrees with. having to convince him to apologize publicly, etc
why do i have to collect fish on tide
>>564947984CDEC
i queued all 5 roles and got the only role i dont play so now im feeding hard as fuckkk :(
>quinn huskar abuse
>play against PL>lose
When is quinn playing pango again
>>564943649>campo santoFucking shitnog libs, volvo shouldn't have bought out ((((Firewatch))))I had missed the drama, so thank you for bringing it to my attention
we are brooling
PL and Tide seems to be winning every game I encounter them in
>>564958176pl is currently jobbing hard in my game
I shouldnt have to use tokens if I only want to play 1 of the roles with a star next to it like pos3 or pos5. This system is retarded. I'm queuing for role tokens and put midlane
>>564961068how about you learn the game
>>564953762>Play PL>Play like shit>Winlmao it's litteraly that easy.
>>564958176so pick axe
nothing i could do you guys
Why do people who can't win lane continue to play this game? Why is every game a game where I win offlane and my mid and support are total fucking retards despite having an easier lane to win compared to suicide lane? Why is every game entirely up to if I can single-handedly win mid-game or not so people who can't last hit in lane can fucking finally get online at fucking 25 minutes??? Will it get better if I make a new account that doesn't have a terrible comms score from telling these people that they are subhumans???
>me when the enemy cant win lanes:)>me when my ally cant win lanes:(
>>564943649>>564943847>>564956010Now that I know that that human trash Campo Santo faggot is somehow involved with Dota 2, I think I can finally never play this game again. I should have fucking known that the single greatest human cancer in the games industry was behind this game going to complete shit. No amount of removing facets will ever fix it because that cuckold retard introduced his faggot logic unto a once great game. I can finally move on with my life. Thank you.
>>564969985He probably only wrote lore/lines and who gives a shit about either of those
quinn melty
>>564970121The fact that they even hired him and put him on the team curses it. I needed an excuse to move on from this shell of a game I used to enjoy, and I finally have it. Like why the fuck would you hire an idiot who can only make one game in a decade and is only known for being a whiny political attention whore? Valve hasn't made a good game in 14 years and I can finally admit that.
sean vanaman was responsible for hoodwink
>>564969601somuchthis
>politics when they align with my beliefs:)>politics when they dont align with my beliefs:(
>>564971029Nah, the guy he DMCA'd was a faggot too. Just make good games bro, no one cares about who you vote for or your opinions.
these games are so fricking hard to win man
>>564971427maybe play a role that has impact
>>564971427>>564971521>has same level on position 4 as position 1/2jUsT hAvE mOrE iMpAcT
>>564972115low reading comprehensionlow ranklow iq
>>564970317ok bye
>>564971427youre playing undying completely reliant on your team winning
>>564972115i was pos5 actually
i can feel a loss streak coming, but i hope not
>>564978225rm is such a chad
roshan threw me into techies mines
>>564981465that cat is asking to get fucked
>>564983553(You) are asking to get killed
DOTARDS send me your favourite WR pictures
>>564984240if it didn't want to get fucked it shouldn't dress like that
>>564984819What is this AI slop. Show me the real waifuranger.
>>564984819if it didn't want to get fucked it shouldn't dress like that
>>564985786
>>564984819
Who won the game dotards???
>>564991585thread bully will post the game and your profile
>>564991470And now we know why she's not called WindRUNNER anymore...
I'm convinced that there's some type of intentional group of people following me somehow over dota to try and fuck up my mmrthere's just no way for me to lose as much as I am losing right now and I've been playing with a bunch of literal griefers for 5 games nowI was crusader and now I'm down to guardian 2I'm heading towards herald again, do you even realize how difficult it is to actually lose that many games? I'm not even kidding, I'm being stalked or something, it's literally the only possible explanation for what is happening to me right now. There's been plenty of games I've played that were completely winnable and we were on the winning side and magically our carry decided to feed and not participate in fights anymoreI'm starting to get pretty upset at this entire thing
>>564991585By the fact that you're asking I have to assume radiant used their superior sieging capabilities to rat the game out while dire played like it was TDM and didn't do objectives, but man those are some ugly numbers
>>564991585https://www.opendota.com/matches/8788957719another dumb nigger posting his turbo games
>>564992079in fact it was the dire that won the game, who woulda thunk dotards??!?
>>564991892didnt take him long
a turbo game just flew over my house!
I swear you guys weren't that uppity and on edge a few months ago, did something happen?
hardstuck psychosis
Give good Loli Pugna pictures please
>>564991585Based turbochadThread bully seething lol
https://voca.ro/13xaNt8Wk2nq It's high velocity. I recommend wearing mask.
opendota was a mistake
rumor has it mason still posts here
>>564991892that isnt the thread bully
>>564994858It is, he admitted that he's the opendota stalker schizo the other dayI bet he's the vocaroo fart retard too
>>564995638>It is, he admitted that he's the opendota stalker schizo the other daysource?
huskar is the most powercrept hero in the game>no mana costs>baked 2 of his spells into 1 passive>added back FREE magic res after it was removed 10 years ago>spears do % of max hp dmg>ulti dispels and makes you magic immune>gets a FREE fucking nuke that silences>shard gives him another dispel
>>564995870Last thread, ctrl+f and follow the reply chains, he started by thinking bb was a new insult against him instead of a common abbreviation for bristleback
I'm gonna become thread bully #2 because a lot of you are pedo anime watching 1k mmr shitters with 80iqs and need someone to keep you in line
>>564996185that isnt an admission of anything
>>564996278He responded with his signature presence announcement when called out for that post, it's obvious he's the opendota stalker like everyone assumed before he confirmed it
>>564996729sounds like you got baited into revealing what a schizo you are
>>564997143Cope harder
>>564997236please don't label me too
I've got a real deep anal itch. It's the worst. Probably hemorrhoids or something.
You guys are faggots, how about you talk about dota?
>blogposts about offtopic shit>proceeds to whine about people posting offtopic shitlol
>play>lose>don't want to play again>win>realize that I'll undo my win if I play again>stop playingAm I just growing old or is this normal? I only play ranked by the way.
Think I'm gonna start tryharding for real this may. I'm talking continuous queuing, every day of the week, at least 8 games. Will pick a select few FOTM meta heroes. Time to grind.
>thread bully desperately accusing any other poster of being the thread bullyno wonder this place is dead
>>565000317Probably growing old, because Dota is emotionally exhausting.On the upside, you don't queue for more after losing two in a row, so you dodged losses you definitely didn't need to take.
federal agent glow so bright
mason is live dotards
>>565000362its fun until it isnt anymore
how many games do i have left til the agents arrive
live
>1 year break from dota >Can't even click on things properly and my hero movement is like an absolute retard (Which it is) Gotta be the only game I have to commit two days of relearning how to play.
Big mason on the couch
>>565006992>two daysThat's optimistic of (you).
>>565007454True, but at least after two days I can queue into ranked and get to be the assassino of el mmr.
back when neutrals had SOVL
>>565009595illusionist's cape
>>565009595member the first iteration where you could have any number of neutrals as they went in your inventory instead of the gay neutral slot
Evens: Pick LDOdds: Beat my stupid fat boomer wifeZero: Kill myself IRL.
Neutrals are gay, game was far better before them.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
>bulldog 8k>mason 9.6k I thought the game was better and harder before, how come these ex pros are getting outclassed
I wonder if people would watch a live-stream of a sex offender meeting
And before anyone FREAKS out, I got it for grabbing ass without permission
>>565013350>>565012767/d2g/'s lowest point ever. Pack it up and go home
everypony here is at least 35 and hates women on a competitive level, what ur saying isnt that bad
Ah yes, complain instead of addressing a clearly broken and failed systemlooking at you NEUTRALS
>>565013527I'd brofist you if I could right now
>>565013775I'd fist you bro if you know what I mean
>>565011436they never made any effort to get better>>565012767>>565013350hope you don't drop the soap in front of tyrone in prison
>>565013840Fisting is 300 bucks.
>>565013937Obviously I'm not in prison if I'm posting here, bruh.
prison is cushy, don't let big media fool you
>>565014118what did you do exactly to become a sex offender?
It's already been said. Why would I repeat it?
I'm about to fuck a girl's ass with permission, d2g taking Ls
must be nicehaven't had sex since COVID
im gonna make it to wizard statustheres probably a line to prevent that from happening, even a consentual one but i just hate women too much and i'm too nice if she said the child was mine i'd probably just let it ruin my life even if i wore two condoms and didnt even cummy favorite hero is mars
Me? Haven't had sex in over 10 years.
sex really isn't that great
>>565010306I won.
>>565017164roll again dont let her get away with it
I know this LD spammer isn't the one in my skill bracket: because that fucker never wins games
>>565017164>>565017208>>565010306>Stupid boomer bitch wife got away 3 timesI fucking hate my stupid fat bitch boomer wife.
CRAZY REAL AXE DOUBLE DUNK
What hero has the most kissable body?
>>565018575FORGOT LINKhttps://youtu.be/fjadsVjecNw
Offlaner rankings:33 > Collapse > Ammar >> Miero > Xxs > Bach > Wisper > DM >> Ace > Davai > Noticed >> others
>>564895351this damn brat
>>565018807i think u asked an ai guy to make up a bunch of fake player names none of those sound realanyway the best offlaner is universe he won ti5 for eg
Best mid players: NebulaStrike > VortexReign > PixelPhantom > IronClutch > QuantumFury > ShadowByte > NovaRampage > GlitchHunter > TitanPulse > CyberWarden
This place needs autism therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfED1gPVCg10 years and only 300 views... i'm so cooked
what form of mental illness is this?https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199792007362
when i was young and still had ambitions higher than an internet connection and one meal a day my competitive name was gonna be Raid, because i mained pos 3 and liked how it sounded, like being the FBI guy who kicks in the door for his teammates to run in from behind him
saved by gabe newell himself
>>565023197>>565021963can't believe i co-exist with people like this
>>565018807List is missing Ws
>>565024820id rather have 10 futa cock addicts than deal with 1 dotard
>>565025565He only came along this year so I haven't had enough time to judge his performance. He's only played 3 tier 1 tournaments with Aurora
Reminder that the Targaryens lost the throne and Robert Baratheon had no true-born heirs: making Stannis the rightful king.Also, fuck HBO.
Not enough deer
>>565029482It's never enough
Can't believe theres furry faggots shitting up this general
>>565031549I prefer her without a dick
debating if i should ask this girl for her number but shit it might not even be worth it last time i did i got rejected but you miss every shot you dont take
>>565032094lobotomy needed for this poster
lobotomy needed for this thread
>mid wants huskar>he says it's fine don't worry>lose gamehonestly reported next time i see you in my games bro.
not the heckin reporterinno
*starts jacking off but in a secret way, hoping no one notices*
I hope some woman cuts your throat and menstruates down your neck
>>565036345hey now some people pay good money for that
>>565036345lowkirkenuinely life goals
80% of you need heavy medication.
yea some pipin hot period blood sliding down my slit throat would fix me right upand thats on god
ok dont make it weird im in for it because it would kill me not necessarily because a womans doing iti would also take a violent but noble death surrounded by comrades in defense of chud agartha or something
^ what drugs is this dude on
just bomb a middle school or whatever you incel mutts love doing on your past time and stop shitting up my dota thread
>your pos 4 rotates to safe lane and just makes everything worseI euthanize
imagine dying 14 times and blaming other people for your lossesno wonder he was muted
Imagine Ench's dripping sex
^ psych ward
omfg i'm gonna drop rank because of retards on my team every game ffs
not a good start to the night
Take me back bros, life in 2026 is so fucking dogshit.
ixmike88 in the banana suit
>>565044673back when I was good at dota I was playing a game offlane with him, this was like 2015 I think. I was playing support witch doctor and panicking because like 1000 people were watching. I made an extremely embarassing play when he charged in with spirit breaker and I accidentally stunned a creep in front of 1k people instead of chain-stunning. I think I abandoned because it was so bad, alt-tabbed to the chat and everyone was laughing at me
Damn, ixmike stopped streaming. last one, over a year ago to like 20 viewers.
>>565045146Bro, your spaghetti...
I got job interview and i really hope i don't get it. i'm not cut out for employed life.
>>565044479they look like fucking kids now, im getting old
the fuck?
>>565048907You should let him go because only jews get offended by that.
that costs like 40000 goldwhatcha doin rabbi
>>565048907The tango and lotus ruin the whole thing, shameful
>build BKB>vs voidISHIGGY srsly though my mid told me to build one and i thought he was fucking nuts. the second i pop it, i will get chrono'd
>>565053467should've built a manta style and used it to bait the chronosphere
i love dawnbreaker but who doesnt
i dont
nor do i
MK seems a lot harder than his kit would suggest. It's all really simple aside from manta dodging with transform but everytime I play I get fucking exploded and my ult looks like a joke. Shame because I do like the hero. I thought it was a str chud disguised as an agi but it wasn't.
>>565058043sex with valora the dawnbreaker
i started keeping a log, and after the game ends, 70% of the time i think my time was just wasted and it was not worth it. time to move on
kishi kishi meow meow kishi kishi meow meow meow
meow meow kishi kishi meow meow kishi kishi kishi
what if me merged lolg and d2g so instead of two death threads we have one alive thread
Post em up white boys.
>>565068826>the league of dota custom game got fucking deleted:(
>>565068826They should add old league heroes to dota
jesus take the wheel
think i'll try that essence distiller item today
this is your offlaner at 17 minutes
imagine being so shit you get queued with abominations like that lmao
these are the type of people i get on my teampicks winter wyvern and either intentionally or being so fucking low iq that he kills people with e and saves enemies with ultiEVERYSINGLETIMEand then he abandoned randomly
nooo you dont get itttt its only my teammates who are dogshit not meeee
>>565072064thats not the most awful
>>565072064Guida says I have to put on the el radianso señor posision uno, i have to farmero el radianso at 20 minutos.t. El Negrolito/El Rey Esqueletor
how can someone mock spics while being perma spiclow?
>>565074685That's easy! I'm a spic lol.
>>565074762ah, thats okay then i guess
why are they even making me play a minigame for this dogshit reward man
>>565074820I also really hate people at dogshit ranks trying to do the radiance rush because we can never get it at a proper time and it is generally such a dogshit item down here.In general, me too.
man i just want some wins to lvl up and reach lvl 100. where is my forced 50% gaben? also why are ranked games so much more toxic, like chill the fuck down we are here in herald
>>565074515he had a 22min radiance. We did win though but only because apparently the meta now is just ratting for 50 minutes then doing a big reverse sweep once the opposite team's draft drops off in terms of scaling. so many of my recent wins have been this exact scenario
>>565074913>why are they even making me play a minigame for this dogshit reward manThe HP and range are a nothingburger, but the damage block can add up quite a bit.
>>565075476Wait so you're telling me people should finish fast when they have early game heroes and wait it out if they have late game ones?Woah.
>>565075616not sure i will be blocking something or will need to block anything with 50 damage block at 30 kills
>>565075712you didn't need to reply in such a passive aggressive uppity manner. I'll keep you in my prayers
>>565075857You didn't need to bitch about the most obvious strategy in moba games since its inception. But I guess that's asking too much of your herald ass.
>>565076005why don't you relax man
>>565076127Negros keep shitting up my dota thread with their herald blogposts pendejo I can't keep it cool.
>>565075476A lot of meta carries are just good ratters and low MMR players can't into early high ground teamfights.This is why I've gained like, 1k MMR with LD the last two patches btw.
>>565076457Yeah the LD bear does seem unstoppable once you've reached critical mass
>>565076564It is (and has always been) stoppable, but pugs cannot actually play vs LD before archon or so.You make LD's lane dogshit and then just twerk on his team because that hero is shit when playing from behind, but good luck getting sub 4k players understand tempo instead of racking kills for the lulz.
>alch builds 0 aghs>losewhy do people pick a gimmick hero and then not do the gimmick?
>>565081817The gimmick is losing
>>565082007stop griefing
>>565075445Are there no translated hero names in German?
thank you, next
I think I'm in shitpool by the way people just tilt easily, pause mid fight, and get muted mid game
how to win?
>>565089224
another game lost at draft
I'm so fucking mad I legit want to rage quit this dogshit game I already know we lost but the thirdies will drag it
>>565094337You can know at likemin 10 if you won or lost based on your lane + whether your carry/mid is dogshit If i can see my carry has never carried a game in his fucking life and will ALWAYS feed like a clownAnd my pos 4 ruined my lane, or I lost mid or w/eThen shit is just over
Is scary TB scary?
Why do you keep playing this game?There is nothing here for you.
>>565094701The game is fun and I enjoy it :)
>>565094513enemy mid has 5 levels on my mid, enemy carry 4 on my carryat min20like whats the point
>>565094912Well being behind is one thingKnowing my teammates are dogshit is anotherIf they are dogshit, it DOESNT MATTER HOW FAR AHEAD WE MIGHT GETThey will ALWAYS feed out of position, die hitting Tier 3's for no reason, etcI KNOW we will lose the game, if mid/carry don't know how to not die
I mean they picked Viper and Sniper into PL like what can I possibly do
viper aghs shits on PL
>It's... 12:37pm EST>meaning it's Russia hours in Doter>general is full of critically low levels of dopamine posting due to lossHmm. I guess I shouldn't queue right now.
>>565094701thread bully coded post
playing pos5 is so fucking depressing
>>565096051Why's that, core... player? You get to have fun from minute 0, and not worry too much about last hits.
>>565096308what do you do when you realize your cores are simply outclassed by the cores of the other team and are getting outplayed even as you try to make as much space as possible for them
>>565096308Playing pos5 when you are bad isn't fun.Please tell me how to play pos 4/5.I?m not even joking, I've only played support in the age of rape-y trilanes.
>>565096470Pos 4 is for aggression. Pos 5 is for protection. They are both "supports", but it's 2 completely different playstyles.KotL is actually a shitty pos 5, because he's not a babysitter, and he ruins creep equilibrium. But he's amazing pos 4. Be specific.
>>565096778Okay how I am supposed to manage the jungle and babysit as pos 5?Should I perma pull for early items? Should I just stall small camps to deny waves?
>>565096980No. You maintain creep equilibrium in front of your tower. That's it.If you have no pressure, stack the small camp at :55. Single pulling a small camp just pushes the lane. Drag the Large camp at :23 and :53.All other times, you brool. You right click the enemy melee, if they're free and dare to be close. You right click the enemy ranged, if he dares to right click your carry. Learn to do math. know how much damage your spells do. AFTER reductions. Do not chase retreating enemies with your dick out. Do NOT commit to fights if you don't have the creep advantage. DO throw out stuns, if the enemy has a load of your creeps around them.
>>565096051just ogremaxx and go midas after arcanes
>>565097709good advice
>Start smoking cigs>After a few months voice gets deeper>Make calls in game, people respect me and listen to my deep voice>Win gamesWhy aren't you smoking and voicemaxxing /d2g/? Do you hate free mmr?
>>565096051when you secure complete uncontested free farm for your pos 1And yet he'll still go die 6 times doing shit like divingAnd then die hitting tier 2's/3's before killing roshFirst rosh is at 30 min after enemy teamwipe us whil doing a stupid push....in a FREE FARM game....
>>565099626i hate getting cancer and losing my legs to clogged arteries
why is there a rubick mid every game??
>>565099669>give your carry the entire map to farm >he's still getting outfarmed by the enemy carry who kept getting ganked
>pos 4 decides to completely grief all lanes by trilaning>pos 1 jugg is a pussy who won't spin on anyone in lane>we just all jungle and sit passive>eventually outplay & our mid invoker is carrying>jugg roshes>STILL goes and hits tier 3's with BF/Manta/Butter for no fucking reason>we teamwipeWhat makes carries get anxious about the gameYou have 3 more fucking slots just keep farming
>>565100126I dnnoMy carries always seem to farm just fine but then throw it away like fucking animals because they got bored or something
>>565100667>just fineWhat does the endgame screen say? The networth graph?
>>565100754That they will be ahead? Because I secured them their farm? Up until they die like fucking retards for no reason
>>565101331Appearances can be deceiving, you don't really get to see other's networth in game.Are they hitting creeps? Are they farming properly?
>>565072064Oh, that is meHI :3
on my second day of grinding and I'm 3W7L and already tilted beyond any reasonable doubt
we are going to lose this FUCKING GAMEbecause our FUCKING RETARDED CARRY thinks its acceptable for him to die 6 fucking times instead of farmingGO HIT CREEPS YOU RETARDED FUCKSTOP TRYING TO DO THINGS
*starts crying a little bit*maybe we're just too old nowit might be time to look into easier games like*choking up with tears*minecraft
>>565105573the opposite of thismy carry gets 0-3ed in lane and we spend 45 minutes losing a 4v5 and then he shows up after the rax are gone, dies instantly like he did in lane and we lose while their carry was participating in the brool from minute 10 after getting his item
dota is the only game that has a disproportionate amount of free loss games with acc buyers/griefer/cheaters/whateveri never experienced this in lol, hots or honat worst you'd run into a smurf
>>565107052and valve is a lazy company who never fixes things until there is infinite bitching on redditbut most redditors are 2k mmr clowns who will only complain about "smurfs"
im moving to fortnite
>>565107268there are plenty of people complaining about behavior score
>>565107853yea but there are more normies who don't actually care about winning games, just about people not being "toxic"
I think the problem is cheaters. So many people are just clearly maphacking and scripting
I think i'm just gonna keep playing support furionlikeYou being able to farm means you can have an impact on the gameAnd that matters more than anything
>>565107268>Learn to play one hero okay/well>Your lane opp feeds you to death>"OMG SMUUURFFF!!1"Every fucking time.It is very obvious when you find a smurf, so far I've only found one in the guardian/herald trenches.
>>565108276said impact being feeding 2x faster
>>565107993its funny its gotten so bad even the russians have created a "make dota great again" movement but reddit doesnt seem to care that much about ithttps://www.instagram.com/p/DWWDoKtDRom/https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues/31580https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1s0irvg/make_dota_great_again_players_want_change_mdga/
making dota great againstep 1delete hoodwink
I can't wait to see Ame in China lose another TI grand finals
Would you like k-pop skins to be added to the game? Be honest.Be honest.
What does mason do during the day?
fucking no i hate women so god damn much dude i would be rank 1 immortal if i could stand playing legion commander but hearing a foid speak is like getting stabbed
>>565109418im in
>>565108763why are redditors so content with the status quo and shoot down anybody complaining
>>565108763>be nigger>act like a nigger>world does not want to deal with niggers, so they are thrown together>chimp out because they only play with other niggerswhat's the issue
Evens: Beat my dumb wife for making me fat cooking me foodOdds: Play LDZero: Say nigger out the window and go drink a 40.>>565109969Same, fuck I hate my boomer wife.
>>565111553ur wife is rigging the post number rolls
>>565109418Hoodwink should be buffed instead, that will fix dota.
>>565111816She is avoiding being beaten very narrowly, this only makes me hate her more...
*****MASON IS ONLINE*****
Highly toxic clump of coal
>>565112865never post again
>>565112918*posts*u mad bro??
>lina on my teami euthanize
I'm dragging my girlfriend back to Dota, she hasn't played in 6 yearsGive me a lane duo
>>565116851tidehunter x centaur warrunner
>>565116851pudg drow
>>565112865wow cool youtube thumbnail brother
Hello, this is masondota2 of fromer EG and Digital Chaso glory. I come to you with hat in hand, asking for a second chance. I have given 15 years of my life to this game, and I foolishly was upset with the new Behavior Score system. I kept getting reported seemingly no matter what I did and was very frustrated with my situtation of not being able to use my mic and coordinate with my team to try and win the game to my fullest ability. I seemed to get reported and lose communication score no matter how I behaved or acted, and this made me do an action I regretted very shortly after in which I hired a booster to boost my behavior score, but after 1 day I cancelled their order and stopped them. I gained almost no behavior score or communication score during this period of time and I resumed playing on the account with muted communication and tried my best to "fix my behavior" on my ownI have been for better or worse a part of this community for almost as long as the game has been alive. I've streamed thousands of hours of dota and I still enjoy and love the game to this date, even if it frustrates me at times and makes me act in ways which I am ashamed of, but in the end, I think a lot of people feel this way. Sometimes we say and do things we know we shouldn't, and it'sn ot right but it is human. I ask that you understand this feeling and my case and give me a second chance. I'd take a suspension, as I did violate the terms and service, but I feel taht a permanent ban is very severe. I understand wanting to make an example out of me, but I ask you reconsider my freinds of Valve. I am sorry my brothers and sisters.
What should the next property Dota should collaborate with after the highly successful monhun event?
>>565118852Persona when Persona 6 releases
>>565118852My brother in christ, that was shelved event they forgot about itIt was all world content, with 0 references to Wilds.Wilds didn't get any Dota DLC. Its never happening again.
i hate playing supportbut my winrate is so much higher ゞ◎Д◎ヾ
>>565118961Finally, EOS
Mason stepped out of the showers, water glistening on his lean, athletic torso. The towel hung dangerously low on his hips, and the warm, clean smell of gym soap followed him.Their eyes locked. Mason smirked, water droplets sliding down his neck.
mason served his time in retard smurf prison let him play with his friends again
hes not good enough
>>565120149never gonna happen, valve knows what he did
6.72 inches of girth entered Mason's rectum. He grimaced. "all the way" he said with his brow furrowed.
WE WERE UP 30 k FUCKING GOLDAND 2 RAXESAND YET WE LOSE???30k fuCking networthexposed tier 4'sall we need is to be as 5 and the game endsim so fucking madTeam just playing solo and running it down 24/7 until we loseto absolutely HORRENDOUS playersAnd my mid huskar lost to a sandkinghow are people this bad even allowed to queue ranked
>>565124903you are the only constant
>>565125067I cannot out carry a morphling who is fed 20 kills by a huskar who just amoves down lanes for 30+ minutesHave a pos 4 enchantress who buys aghs instead of damageI can't make my Pos 1 Beastmaster buy proper carry itemsHe literally stopped farmingHis networth from 30 min to 45 minutes stayed the sameI gave them a won game, I can't drag them over the finish line
My carry is 22k networth at 30 minutes and thinks its acceptable to die twice hitting tier 4'sFeeds fucking 3500 gold, and bought back doing itI don't understand how these people have thousands of games and have no clue how to actually win anything
if I lose one more game I lose my crusader medal and get sent back to guardianI need to have a clean sheet tomorrow
>why didnt you push???-our only right clicker after diving
https://youtu.be/eMw24W9YG-4?si=ziU3q4qhH0mxbP9R&t=582i got low pri and 3 hours of no searching
>>565072064atleast you know you can link up with him.... and he's not dead while the ultimate is on cooldown and probably farming safe and coming back in when its off cooldown
>>565126476>no anthro dotard gffuck this gay world I hate jews
/v/ has loli threadsi m GONE
>>565099626My voice is deep enough without them.But maybe I should get a pipe or something.
>>565126476ayy lmao love that song
So this is the power of d2pp
>>565130681imagine plowing him from behind while he keeps trying to record his lines
must mpreg d2pp
>>565130681Why is d2pp such a slut? I think most of his paypiggies want to fuck him.
>>565126945>>565130610i don't know what to do 2hours and 58 min
>>565130681god image breeding d2pp and while he tries to push his little butt baby loli pugna your massive chud cock keeps pushing into his little tight sissy asspussi forcing his little anal toddler back into his quickly loosening crapper...eventually, you manage to push your massyve chud cockpenis against his baby loli pugna and his shitcunt forcing his little toddler to eat your cockballs and eat your ass as you totally gape-rape d2pp forcing him to change his name to mean dicks 2 poop pussy....vgh.... kino... daddi and analcunt baby slut... fuarking kino...
^ this poster needs to be put in a gluag for the rest of his life. can't believe i breathe the same air as these people
>dicks 2 poop pussy
>>565130681I liked the song in the video, I appreciate the effort.
>mason tabs out for 5 seconds to turn on spaceship>the entire enemy team collapses on him>but he gets shallow graved and infests back to full, enemy teamwipemy goat
d2pp clears mason btw
they would not fight in fact they would be friends
>dicks 2 poop pussy clears mason btw
friends with benefitslots of benefits
>add a random teammate to flame him>instead he wants me to join discord and party queue>he does>he fucking sucks>i feed because I hate everything
>>565139650??? have dotards gone insane?
How can you guys be pedos, into anime, no lives, thousands of hours and still be 1kmmr/?
i'm actually 3k mmr thanks
>>565118852aoe2I want herblaugh and start the game already voicelines
>>565139650you're brown
New hero idea: Enchantress Fart NiggaQ: Fart Nigga Enchanted Fart W: Nature's FarttendantsE: Farts are Untouchable R: Impressive Fart
>>565143890You people make me sick
>>565144095Aghs: Reverse Sproink: Farts a deer fart cloud, propelling EFN forward.
>i'm the broke support>other supports all have blink and aghs while I still just have mana bootsi hate this meme
>>565141645we only play turbo
In bizarro /d2g/ we could have negathril saying things like "Happiness and prosperity look good on you" after he's done with his stable 9-5 job while getting ready for some good ol' ranked matches.
who else bringing forager kit past min 60 (you have to have actually done it is what that means)
>mid venge screeching the whole game about everyone else's buildsnever avoided someone so fast
Who do i watch to learn good slark ? like i was 5-0 then i always throw by just going for kills should i just afk farm? literally don't understand the hero powerspikes had diffusal relativley early
she batrider on my monkeys until i forever
>>565157961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfED1gPVCg
srsly tho, fuck techies
if the game reached 60:00 techies won a moral victory and really we're playing a video game for fun and thats what counts
>>565160637fun for who?
>>565162556the techies player
>>565163067but they hate themselves
did they change ringmasters appearance? I remember me not being able to hold eye contact with him he seems nicer now
>>565163335>I remember me not being able to hold eye contact with himwhat are you a faggot?
>>565163335He is not fullbright_1 anymore.
>>565158423that is like 10 year old
Is mason putting on an act, or is he really this way? He's almost 35 and still acts like a 20 year old manchild
>>565164875hes just american anon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VVFNgbsDC4Grinding after midnightQueuing to the dawnFeeding till the morningThen I'm gone, I'm goneI accepted the game 'bout a 1:00 a.m- Loaded, loaded -I'm all geared up to grief again- Loaded, loaded -
Americans are just straight up better at Dota 2 than Europeans. Higher skill ceiling, better mechanics, faster adaptation, and way more clutch. EU has the numbers but NA has the actual talent. Sorry euros, it's not even close.
>>565168426post na tourney resultst. american
NA has the most legendary TI win in history TI5 EG. The one everyone still talks about years later. EU has a bunch of forgettable wins with 5-stack imports and 0 personality.The American flag is also on the moon. I don't see any euro ones there.
>>565169308TI5 wasn't a real TI
>>565163335he got a tan
>lose lane>win game>get MVPAnother day, another banger.>enemy Weaver refuses to build HP versus an Axe>keeps dying solo
gondar is only for high T level players
>>565171098neither was 1,2 4 (weird ass format), 10 and 11
unlucky i guessfirst time ld in rankedsome dogshit acc buyer balanar that wont skill silence
>>565131956kino>>565188414>12 deaths as LDHopefully you learned from this and didn't fall for the LD is easy meme.
>>565188623incredibly easy heroincredibly bad player
>>565188698https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8790734783Which one was you lil nig.
>No response"It's my team"
>>565188793The fact you were pos4 on that lane with nightstalker and he got raped so hard means you probably griefed him
spektranny on a melty
>>565188414lmao how the fuck do you have 12 deaths on LD you dont even really control the hero once you get agh online
>>565189816he was dead before i got to the lane i told him viper 5 before his pick and he locks in the worst day time laner in the game and then walks straight up to the lane and dies while i return from rune brawlnot much you can do1-9-0 is griefing no matter how you spin it
>1/9 is griefing!1>Has 12 deaths>Cries about the carry that cannot come back being dumpstered because he and his lane partner griefed"It's MUH HECKING TEAAAAM!!!"
>>565188414um u posted ur game now the thread bully will bully you who cares if theres shitters in ur games ur not supposed to complain about them it makes thread bully upset because hes a shitter :(
spektrus has been grinding for 20 years how come he's permastuck in the accbuyer low immortal pool
>Post game so the story becomes clear>MUH THREAADD BULLLY!11Yep! Spektranny meltdown is the thread bully shibboleth.
>>565191487remind me, what's your rank?
>>565191648i only play turbo once in a while when im high
sub immortals seething lmao
>>565191804turbo once in a while yet somehow you're always here?
>>565191879i only browse here once in a while as well you paranoid freak
>>565191961as soon as someone posts a game you're here writing 10 posts in a row
>Someone posts your game, showing your entire team played like shit>Have insane name calling and finger pointing meltdown worthy of a 12 year old Why are immortals like this?
>>565172108they sent him to santo's camp for reeducation
>5min+ queue time on EUW at 2pm
dude every fucking game found there's at least one guy who refusesbeen waiting for 15 minutes
>>565196881If you are immortal, you are on the mmr acc buyer q and someone is avoiding you.If you are not immortal, you are on the smurf q and someone is skipping games to join the other bots.Campo santo euthanize either way.
>muh campo santo boogeyman
the amount of times ive missed the crucial last poison attack uphill is absolutely insaneits way more than 25%, probably close to 90%
>>565197769i mean i found a game but it's all griefers I think I'm shitpooled or somethingmy behavior is 9.1k
>>565198282campo santo is confirmed to be a bunch of snowflake 3k shitters that ruined the game
>>565199037source?
15min wait for this
>>565199854vanaman + the state of the game for the past years
>>565200210???
>>565200762but the game is better than eversean shitting on a redditor should make him a legend around here but fags like you want to protect redditors from feeling bad
tips for an aspiring carry main?
>>565200210The longer I look at this, the more insane it becomes.
>>565200210How did you farm that much and not solo win every fight
>>565201991I don't think those are tide's rapiers anon.
>>565201307hit creepsdon't go solo to enemy tower area to lasthit in lanefarm towards your team on the mapdont highground without aegisbuy regen in laneknow your item timings, manta, bkb whatever you need to be strong
>>565201050the game is broken. theres 20 or so completely broken heroes and about 50% or so completely unplayable. min 6 power rune still decides too much. tormentor is ass. roshan walks in the middle of the map and throws heroes around wtf? you cant stop people from farming, no more sentry wars cuz of too many neutral camps. bugs galore, ld infinite gold, meepo infinite gold, aw infinite w/e, doom and other heroes glitch walk when trying to hit with alt-cast, etc... about vanaman.. yeah this bitch it totally 4chan and who i should call based> "Do you know who your talking to bud. Go and check my profile. Im a steam employee."
>>565202272the game has always been brokenthat is what makes it so goodmaybe checkers is more your speed much more balanced in the way you want with fairness
>see PA on enemy team>we all need mkb
>>565204761>LE RADIANT>LE DIREMy sides are on LE ORBIT
niggas out here still losing to arc who's competing for 3rd place in most gaped hero in the game
Even: Play LDOdds: Play role Q.Zero: Cave my retarded bitch wife skull in with my belt because she didn't do the laundry.
>>565205742well meme'd!
>>565206340I won.
