Swimsuit Edition>NewsPoker Night remaster released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>564625812
>>564896201you were faster than mereally based
Did Zesty win yet?
>>564896739Went a little quicker to test if 4chan still thought our OP was spam
>>564896201this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>564897141https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Olivia_Mann
3 NIGASON CART
>>564897348it's a bot
nice OPMVM updetto soon?
>>564897851just two more weeks
>>564897578https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/80/Heavy_mvm_say_ready03.wav
sleepy sunday
>>564896201Awesome OP! epic drawing of the little kid from the tf2 comic sister! Also you forgot the Team Fortress 2 steam group of yours in the OP!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2>>564902187who killed it?
>>564902551stop responding to yourself
>>564902551probably, or the many images of little children (that arent even playable in tf2) being regularly spammed.
>>564902187At least I was here to witness it's demise.
>implying
>>564903326got him sis
>>564896201>no mustard cupcake OP with olivia as the cupcakeswhy even start a thread...
>>564902187it doesn't matter, this general only talks about tf2 for around a week or two whenever an "update" drops. it's pointless
>>564902428>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2So this is where that retarded furfag who constantly avatarposts came from.
>>564905245unironically, probably
>>564905245wish he had stayed there, they probably love those demoman pics over there
>>564905354>implying he wouldn't get screeched at over there faster than he already does over here for it by the sisters
samefag hours
>>564907550are u gonna start posting?
/tf2g/ is alive.>>564902834my reaction
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>564907550him and his phone hours
>>564908461why are you posting from your phone?
>>564908461watch out he's gonna keep saying "no u" now
.
>>564909884it is good day to be not dead
>>564910190>>564909884POW!
>>564910380You are dead!
>>564910507I'M DEAD!
>>564910645bum bum ba bum bum bum
>>564908762just like you?
>>564897851MvM update in 2 months, this summer
>>564910878aw shucks...
>>564911148*gasp*the tf2g is dead??
>927exactly as predicted lmao
>>564911479Yes. I am DEAD!
>>564911869WHY is the tf2g dead?
>>564912162I dunno
>>564912236I think it was-
>>564912657Shhhh! You are dead.
Anyone here familiar enough with the Party /v/an? I'm trying to see the weapon balance mods are for that server, it seemed inversed but with many exceptions
>>564912880okay
what if instead of no random crits some weapons got EXTRA random crits
attention all, i am announcing my transition to female. i'm gonna be starting hrt soon. can't wait to get some sweet boobs.
>>564913929hey wait a second... that tripcode... it's different from the one in the last thread...you wouldn't happen to be some kind of... imposter would you? attempting to play some devious trick on the good posters of /tf2g/?
sparkly jessica
>>564914172not at all, good sir and/or ma'am
>>564918594pyro
>>564913730thanks to crit bucket mechanic Valve added to curb crit hack, random crit chance is effectively cap at 16.67%.
>>564918594me while fucking fempyro
>>564919492engineer
he's gonna post his ai slop now
>>564919542gaming
called it lmao
>>564919881that there's just a sad display son it doesn't even look like her and your AI slop nigger isn't even in the game
>>564919542this is correct engineer has the biggest dick
>>564920003>Shup upalright
https://youtu.be/rKMMCPeiQocThis fucking thread, I swear
>>564920150uhh no, sniper's a kiwi cuck that was bullied by other australians for not having any australium in him and everything's bigger in texas
>>564920206its a good thing we prevented new servers from being added to the OP, can you imagine how much worse the thread would be if that happened?
>>564920206It says a lot that you can reliably predict what the no life floydschizo will do at this point, he's like a robot
>>564920291if you think changing the OP no one ever looks at would change anything you're delusionalwe could have no OP and the floydfaggot would still be here spamming every day
>>564920151source?
N_V20
>>564920449idk I saved it from here
>>564920254i've seen the art that says otherwise
aw sweet a schizo meltdown
he's having a flare-up today it seems
>>564921208all you have to do is mention chadineer and the schizo melts down you love to see it
first pictures of children now child gorefunny how demofloyd can post the most vile shit and always returns 1 day after being banned as if nothing happened
absolutely normal non schizophrenic things to save and post
>>564922221would be great if permas were ever a thing anymore
reminder pic rel is the freak who spams this shit and also gets to avatarfag as much as he wants because "the pictures are tf2 related"
He's so perfect bros
>>564922483colombians are mentally ill
what's happening
nigger meltiepost more shupos/zhao/yordles/olivia/lalas
>>564922670extremely mentally ill colombian child needs a fucking rangeban already
>>564922670your regularly scheduled schizo meltdown because he can't handle CHADineer
>>564922758implying being a mentally ill colombian who spends their whole day here is any better than that
it's gone, the insect is gone for the next 24 hoursunless mods were smart enough to finally rangeban that waste of oxygen
24 on kog
>>564923572already in
>>564923442if he only got a temp after posting literal illegal content then this site is beyond saving
>deleted>27
thanks, janny sama
>>564894543hold up nigga did you say pyro is a class that "doesn't usually have knockback"
gonna bang my wife in celebration
>>564924675pyro has to choose between airblast and doing damage at least, those other weapons do their maximum damage output while bouncing you around the map
>>564924870>maximum damage>minicrit deals even less damage than a noncrit flare>bouncing you around the map>has less knockback and is over 2.5x slower than airblast
>>564925884aaaugh i need to spend an extra 300$ so i can know how many kills i've gotten!! why am i playing this game if not to count my kills?!?!!!
>>564925884>>564926116The trick is to buy a cheap strange hat if you really want to count kills
>>564924135is there a youtube link for this video? it's adorable
>>564927218nta but https://youtu.be/055n6u1z7pI?si=7VTtl6_zzdLLg6wO
>>564926176true, just bought a kills cosmetic part since it's chump change compared to the strange war paints
>the dragon's fury completely stuffs the one good part of pyro's kit in exchange for the ability to deal real damage>the dps ends up being less than the stock shotgun anywayspyro has two secondaries
>>564927451thanks shupbro
>>564927801i still prefer the DF, the optimal way to play stock pyro vs. skilled players is to be a support class and hide like a pussy, DF lets you do enough damage to be a legitimate threat to any class
good night <3
>>564931482goodnight sleepy tf2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe9sSTL6yQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMoY29ESmLY
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>564937886Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
yore coal
>>564940079cringe slop
>>564940079based gem
>>564940079cringe frogslop shit
>>564940185>>564940932thisyer ugleh did not need an AI frog variant, it's perfect as is
>>564940079if someone had taken the time to actually make this in sfm/gmod, this would be cutebut it's slop brought to us by people who have no creative ability or soul
>>564938594this butt also shupos yordles olivias and bunnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
tf2g sleeps
>>564927801>>the dps ends up being less than the stock shotgun anywaysthis doesn't sound right
original design of spy: high risk high reward stealth guyspy now: instakill health tank that you have to babysit
>>564940079Next OP right here
The next OP should be a picture of Rei Ayanami
>>564957032true
>>564955760you forgot to mention how he sucks
>>564957032This but she's also mocking Asuka.
>>564955760>not shown>die 50 times to a stray grenade spam while clocked.
>>564949413For ever.
>>564957032Trans Fortress 2 approved, all the girlies love neon genesis!>>564956165Too much testosterone for an OP.
>>564902428>not deletedHuh, thought these posts were made by the colombian schizo but I guess not. You learn something new every day
>>564963013What if he was Turkish, or Russian? Or even polish?
>>564963013They are, mods just missed a few because he probably phoneposted them.
>>564940079Gem
>>564965915>oppai loli(Voice) Heavy: not good
>>564902428If you look at the groups members it's posters probably come here
>>564966668isn't this mf like 16? why doesn't she have hair down there
>>564971126it's constantly being singed off
>>564971415imagine the smell
>>564971605the smell of burning hair instantly makes me hungry without fail and I wish I knew why :(
>>564973382
>>564940079why are election tourists still so obsessed with frog and wojakshit
>>564974056I'm sorry anon, you're going in the bbq pit
>>564973382nigga what the fuck
>>564974682Because it makes trannies (like you) mad.
>said the pedotranny spammer
>>564966668oppai loli is based, actually
>>564984230Truke
>>564965915good pickyojiri loli is better though tbdesu
>>564984230TRVKENVKE
>>564983354you too, must enter the smoker
you know it's fucked when you'd prefer the suspected cannibal to the alternative
pedophiles, incest, now cannibals... yeah i think i'm done with this gen
>>564990016>incestWtf when?
>>564990016>every single one of those come from the same obsessed posterif only mods actually did their job
>>564896201Didn't know poker night was back.When does it go on sale?
>>564991525for the record I am just the last thing, don't lump me in with the poopskin obsessed faggot
>>564990731just look for it in the archive of the threads>i wish i could do this with my sisor some shit... considering the amount of applause it got it's actually revolting...
>>564990731ff being a weird fag last month or before
>>564994253sister what are you doing
>>564994253anime plushies are built for plapping
>>564996337I miss Stary
>>564994253Based, don't see any furfags or groomers
>>564998564you're blind
>>564998660Ok where's the fag flags?
>>564994253>>564998796you see some in the screenshot lol
Guys, I just saw Htwo (TF2 youtuber with 164k subs and SolarLight's friend) in casual as Base Jumper Trolldier, and he was gaming pretty hard. Are we about to finally see the sleeping giant of the Base Jumper's true potential awaken?
bring back the cannibal, this channel's boring
>>564999183I don't actually
join konata 21/24
>>564999361check the mirror then
>>564999185trolldier's best secondary is the panic attack
SolarLight should recreate the Uncle Dane trickle down balance clip using the nerfed BASE Jumper. It would be the ultimate flex.SolarLight, if you're reading this, do this now
>>565000341LOL sister this funny and a great idea.
what compels someone to care about soilarlight or the other sloptubers with no interesting takes
>>564999405this was my spray before my pc died
>>565000913God smited ur pc lmao
Again, still waiting for this daily Demofloyd routine to be funny or provide anything
Demofloyd mentioned
>>565000913unfortunatejust download again, the old link still workshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/495464602/#495471849
Do you think that you would ever willingly stop playing TF2 for good one day or will you always come back to it until it shuts down for good? I feel like I'd be in the latter, there might be times where I'll stop playing for a while but I don't ever see myself stop playing it for good.
DIdn't ass
>>565001517>outta nowhere brings up demofloydson
god willing, i will be 92 years old and still fragging gibus snipers on 2fort
valve has been working on team fortress 3 that's why there hasn't been any proper tf2 work in so long
>>565002550inshallah
>>565002241>>565002437baby making sex with amy and fempyro
>>564963013Believe it or not we have 2 mentally ill faggots here. One spams floyds and children and the other spams that steam group link and ends every post with "sister"
i miss human
>>565003368I would genuinely take him back over either of the floydfags desu
>>564990731shupo poster showing their base desires
>>565002241>Do you think that you would ever willingly stop playing TF2 for good one dayNo, even in its current state.only if they released a second MYM or another similar cancerI donβt think I could put up with that shit again.
>>565003825breeding little bunbuns with zhao
tf2 is incest coded~<3
>
>>565004190Yeah
>>565004190dell & mimi aren't siblings in the way adam & eve aren't siblings. they have the same creator but aren't genetically related, just crafted from the same materials. sorry to be a buzzkill :/
>>565003825zhao is not THAT big
>>565002241I have taken month long breaks through the years but I always come back, no other game really hits the spot like tf2 does
did somebody say incest?
>>565002241Iβll always play an update to check out the maps even if I generally don't like them.
dead gamedead general
>>565013860*plaps you*
>>565007072paizuri and breeding, no condom >>565008328egg making sex with meowscarada
>actually get into a watergate match for the first time in years>its a 3v5why is the best map in the game so deadi need an eceleb to make a video about it or something
>>565007862I don't know if you're suggesting that that's Scout but that's clearly Ms. Pauling
>>565016968spy is canonically everyone's dadeveryone
>>565017089Including his own?
>>565017149yes, "all you zombies"-style
>>565004190What gave you that impression?
What's the counterplay to trolldier if I'm on demoman? Am I really expected to hit 2 airshots while some joker can just click the ground and then insta kill me?
>>565019281probably the incest?
>>5650224321. quickly put 2 stickies on the ground where he'll land and juke + detonate him2. sticky jump away to safety3. stay indoors and trap doorways4. charge away if you have a shield5. tank his garden with wee booties6. outcrazy him by jumping at him with the caber
>>565022432the trick to troll market gardeners is to walk in the direction they're jumping from. unless they're jumping horizontally they won't be able to garden you because you'll be walking under their arch and they won't be able to airstrafe to correct their trajectory.do NOT do this if they've demonstrated the ability to garden by jumping close to the ground (horizontal trajectory). you will die.
sex with tf2. not with any of the characters but the game itself
>>565022582But really, like is there any implied incest in the vanilla game or is this something youβre just saying out of jest.
>>565026665
gamegeneral
>>565032936sexsex
>>565032936we are all waiting for the mvm updeeto2 more weeks
>>564993790Ok yeah i saw it, this gen is fucked up lmao.
>>565016919The Misc section is where maps go to die because nobody bothers selecting that section when they queue
>people will go out of their way to queue exclusively 2fort and some shitload map but this never occurs for almost every other map
>>565041609hightower
>>565042865he said shitload
>>565022432Nothing. Trolldier brain shuts down when he sees stationary target.
>>565025242>if they've demonstrated the ability to garden by jumping close to the groundThat's like the only way to consistently get any kill as a trolldier.
good nighttttt
where are the railway sisters
this map took the combined effort of 19 dedicated workshoppers to createsay something nice about it
i basically exclusively play heavy and medic nowadaysitβs funny that i have a completely different experience from most playersi guess itβs just one of those little things that make meβ¦ well, me! ^w^
https://youtu.be/ckTP8AOKBXwguys... i think the base jumper needs to be nerfed
>>565052313At least it doesn't have a tranny door like the other mall mapor maybe it does, I honestly don't know
>>565048786sleeping
>>565052313>community maps in 2010Made by one person (three tops). Different names.>community maps in 2026Made by five or more people. Same names.
>>565061107no you don't understand my friends totally need revenue share from this mapwhat did they do?? uhhh they made 1 texture in the corner
Welcome to Europe where every single match needs to have 3 spies and 3 snipers on both teams and nobody can play a real class.
>>564897851>>564920151>>564922670>>564924135>>564927451>>565034967>>565060156behave
Most TF2 players have this very naive and childish idea that something isn't overpowered if it isn't good in every literally single scenario.
A minority of TF2 players have this very naive and childish idea that something is overpowered if it's good in somewhat niche scenarios.
Do any of you play TFC? I've been trying it out lately, and (after rebinding the controls and each class's weapon keys lol) have been really enjoying it. It's been fun figuring out each class's differences and nuances from TF2, and it's arguably more chaotic lol.
>>565067970once the mvm updeeto drops, maybe
Soldiers will never beat the "being the most predictable people ever" allegations
got dominated by one again?
>>565071754clearly not
