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DIGICUTE LOVE
can i queue up now?
>Neicha comes home 17 rolls in >Comes home 2 more times >Only 2 offbanner umas, neither on my most wanted list>Have to go all the way to 200 and spark King GAYloShould have just been a waifu puller and taken the 90% discount. Would not have even had to touch my carats. I feel so gypped.
>>564922159I'm losing so no
>>564922159haru queuerara
>>564922063>>564922245
>>564921117>>564921168>>564921321>>564921714>>564922163Club apocalypse soon. Mambodancho was just the canary in the coalmine
>>564921958Yeah. Got a Vodka with S Medium and OYL this time but only maxed speed, meanwhile got another Vodka with maxed speed AND strength but no S Medium and no OYL. Neither had NSM either. It is what it is, Vodka is still cute.
>>564922367What happened to Mambodanchou? Was he named in the Epstein Files?
Cafe love nya
Not sure how to feel about this one
>>564922439vegetating
>>564921117>>564921321>>564921714b-bwos I thought we were just shitposting about MANT burning us out...
>>564922524explode
>>564922524Funny. Fine Motion was one of my two offbanners and I also got her in the same 10 pull as the other offbanner (Digitan).
>>564922367Autis/uma/ and Almondlove dropping ranks was the early warning, but you didn't listen...
One more month.
>>564922551No. I hate itAnd I hate whales and Ogbuhi cap and Smaru.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/29601Cuck City
Rice is for torena
THE /uma/ tournament has started13 trainers have sent their best but only ONE will come out on topWill the TRUE /uma/ clubs win or will the ephemeral gold trophy go towards the outsiders?Find out as soon as my post cooldown expires!Fortunately no gay shit happened.I haven't checked if anyone is the dancho I'm already late by like 1/2 hour
>>564922551We were not
Natie is so cute and perfect how did Cygames create such a being
>>564922798I'm no outsider I've been here since last year Julyt. Fingerdark danchou
>>564922798none of these faggots are from /uma/the absolute state of this generalfucking grim
WTF I didnt think it was possible for a G1 to not have a rival.Thankfully I'm not training Sprint right now, I'd be pretty mad about this if I was.
>>564922625We found out at Autis/uma/ that a disease called "half tp" was our arrow to the knee, we'll be back at A+ by the end of the month.
>>564922942She's an ugly harlot
>>564922798Mambo(*)
Are there no missions for goldship week this year? The rewards were awesome last time
Do I need a recovery for CM13 with this stam?
>>564922551bwo mant is boring as fuck i dont even bother to continue the run if i dont get at least 4 carrot skewers or 3 rainbows during first summercygames came up with the most boring way to play their own game but since japs are faggots that cant disagree with anything they all agreed it was fun
>>564922798>Uma&Co somehow missingHmm?
>>564922798>doxxedAIIIIEEEEE
>>564922625>AlmondloveActually, it's Tamalove now
>>564923031>WTF I didnt think it was possible for a G1 to not have a rivalStop taking breaks.
>>564923125Makes you think, doesn't it
5 DAYS UNTIL DAHBY (kentucky)
>>564920349That's the reality every torena needs to accept, anoncchi. Not everyone is going to make the cut... what's important is they did their best alongside their oshi.
>>564923031that's because you don't have sprint aptitude
9th favorite against UG huh... so it's a fair fight
>>564923125why would a /uma/ club join a non /uma/ race?
>>564922968The winner has /uma/ on profile.These are umaclubs, not the big names. Like lesser nobles with no land.
>>564923092They're under the missions tab if you qualify, but it's the same set from last year so if you did it last year it's not going to show up again. It's showing up for players that didn't play during the event last year though.
>>564923146Nigger anybody can check their names, stop crying.
>>564922798Unfortunately for /uma/, Fingerdark poached the gold.Better luck next dancho tournament.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=x2StaoHtEP4dw5CyyoxO1GXlWhen interviewing the winning Daiwa Scarlet, she said something in Japanese. She was very intimidating.>>564922967I know your name from a Minecraft server where somebody built a walled city.
meisho doxxto
>>564923101I'd take 1 or 2 whites
>>564923385That's me I built that walled city. Who are you??
>>564923108Yeah just mindlessly popping bubbles with no gameplay is much better than actually having to think or use strategy in your video game
>>564923416Thanks, anon. I'll go do that.
>>564923385Danchou Cup trophy....poached
>>564923385Ichiban!I jobbed again
I love losing because I don't want to use meta umas.
>>564923472Hitler 2
>>564923472Some nigger that lived in a hut next to some black and purple smokestacks up north.
>>564922798>>564923385GgsThanks for hosting
>>564923385Who the fuck is Fingerdark?
>>564923108but the unemployed brownoids kept shilling MANT as a good thing and japs were wrong? wdym global is dying even faster
>>564923581What is deemed a "strong" Uma or a "weak Uma" is the perception of fools. The mark of a skilled trainer is one who tries to win with their favorites.
>UG whales queuing at this hour
>Danchou jobbed to some B+ clubnyoooo....
>>564922798>>564922967>>564923385the problem here is this became "danchous that post on /uma/" and not "the /uma/ club danchous" the way the original host intended.the "outsiders" shouldn't have joined or hosted in the first placenot to mention that >>564923530the original host was making cute art of the winner and the closest thing we have /here/ is the second place Hishi Amait's whatever since it's just for fun so you can run it either way but with /uma/ clubs struggling to fill and these guys actively trying to poach unsuspecting anons into their outside community it feels pretty lame overall to have you in when you couldn't give two shits about having a club full of anons
>>564922730>Finally, you get recruited by a trainer, and a talented one>Finally, you’ll get to live that life, and all those stories of shared dreams and efforts you’ve heard since you were a child will come true. And who knows? maybe there'll even be a chance for a taboo love between a student and her teacher. >Full of hope, you take a commemorative photo together to celebrate your first victory, and he decides to put it in a photo album as a memory of your teamwork and sacrifice, which makes you so happy >After many memories and races along the way, one day you decide to look through that album and you see your photos, but you also see something else >You aren't the first page, that spot was already taken by someone else. With all the dread in the world and the fear that this sweet dream is finally coming to an end, you open that first page, praying it was just an oversight by your trainer, after all, he’s always been scatterbrained >But when you open it, there she is a photo of another umamusume that isn't you. And right next to her, with a smile you thought he only saved for you, is your trainer >Your throat tightens, your heart races, and your mind fills with a red mist and doubts... "I wanted to be his first umamusume"
>>564923708It's the club name nigga
>>564923741the browns think that going through 20 menus to race and another 10 to recover stamina to train is "strategy" and "gameplay"
>>564923835
>>564922551Why now of all times, MANT has been around for two months
>>564922798>Mambo only sent an officerWhy are they looking down on /uma/ as a whole?
>>564923835Good post.
Respond to this post if you did not get Cheer Neicha in your rolls
>>564923835It's not as bad as you think. My club only has one /uma/ anon I recruited 4 months ago
>>564923902The more clocks people burn, the closer they get to burnout
>>564923980Convince me to do more than the 10 rolls I've doneHard mode: without the uma attack image
>>564923902It's actually easy to explain and why there are post complaining about MANT.They are bitter about the results of CM, today was the last day to get to finals A and some anons probably got reality checked that they would no longer get a free ride so they want a new scenario that they will for sure master better than this one.Once we get to GL and they see it's another shopslop, they will realize the truth.
>>564922798>>564923385A fucking cow, good race
forever my kingu
>>564923835Not them but maybe our danchous should have joined instead. Not to mention one of our clubs' danchou is literally fucking dead that they had to send an officer to fill in, which already kills the purpose of "Danchou" cup.Although not like Mambo danchou would join whether he's alive or not. You're treating this way too seriously when it's impossible to work in the first place.
>>564923831On awful mood even
>have made it to Group A 9/11 times>still have no PlatinumAny other Variation/Doto/Verxina bros here?I made it to A Finals again this time and am expecting the usual
if unity came third instead of MANT, unity would have killed the population harder than MANT
>>564923980I got Dance Fuji Kiseki, Yaeno, Cheer King, and had to pity Neicha. It was worth it because she's beautiful and I'm using her for the current CM.
Uma&Co won
>>564923847Friendzone your Uma
>>564923835i have been complaining about this for 2 thread now and it's pretty weird your post got tractionanyway these outsider faggots shouldn't even be here to begin with if they are not going to play with /uma/>>564924084why would a /uma/ danchou join a obvious non /uma/ race? it makes no sense for anyone that is from /uma/ to join a cup that is not exclusively for us, the whole point of /uma/ is to play with /uma/there is way too many redditor faggots here pretending and passing as 4channers but they will never be real anons
i jacked off to that natie pic in the last thread.
>one single guy destroyed Danchou Cup because of NTRfag drama, this pulverized HonseFun danchou's will to continue playing and that will cause the freefall of multiple /uma/ clubs, but everyone will blame MANT for thatButterfly effect at its finest
What happened to MANT not killing Global?
Mambo Danchou should have joined on his main account, then none of you would have stood a chance.
>>564924368Understandable, teiofags would find that bellysize relatable
Release the bootlickers!
should i pivot to triple front to cancel out all the xoguris or commit to 2dom+xoguri bros....
>>564923980Why would I roll for an easy skip?
Reminder we haven't actually gotten rid of the schizo, he just changed tactics from spamming scat to spiritually female gossiping and dramafaggotry
>>564924354To represent our clubIt’s as shrimple as that
>>564924276Evil Doto...
You guys are acting like overly dramatic sissies. Go to /vt/ or /v/ if you're so hungry for dramas."Danchou Cup" stopped working ever since Daccheats sent another member with 3 umas.
>>564924393>one single schizoftfyis the barneyfag situation all again
sexo
Why are you guys angry?
I literally don't even know who my danchou is, that's how lax my club is
>>564924634>Oguri>2.5 speed
>>564924645How dare you ask that question!
>>564924671Holidays cap doesn't have super speed growth, and I'm not doing the golshi event without fuku.
>>564924501I feel like he also changed "personality". The posting style is still the same but he's acting "civil" much like how the anti-JP schizo was acting "civil" when he was complaining on the JP thread.
do late surgers surge early if a pace chaser gets rushed mid race?
>>564924501you will never get rid of the schizo because you actively help himeverytime he starts some drama you join in and do what he wants you to doand no there is no way he can do multiple replies in under a minute, at best he has 2 or 3 devices, you actively help him by replying and joining on his anticts and help him report anons whoever he dislikes that day
>>564924645Because they're adding more hags into the game.
>>564924710please dont get mad at your fellow club member
>>564924645I want to eat Kings sweaty underwear after shes been cheering all day in the sweltering sun, while she watches
12 am...can i queue now...?
>>564924850no, wait another 12 hours
>>564924393Ntrfag really is the source of all evil, they were the one causing the bullshit where someone got kicked earlier this month too
>>564924645One must embrace anger and burn it as fuel on his journey
>>564924767stfu stegofag
All this signals to me that this should never happen again, whoever hostsGood closure for me, I suppose
>>564924645I will end you and your entire family tree if you keep talking to me like that.
>saw 4 UG Caps queuing right nowCan you guys fuck off?
>>564924850wait 9 more hours
>>564924840Oh, you're one of us? My apologies.
>>564923991that's somnewhat honorable at least, better than tricking anons into joining when you can recruit from anywhere. not sure you can say that of the other two>>564924084it was poorly advertised. the "outsider" couldn't even be bothered to post an image with most posts, zero flair>>564924354there were only 3 non-/uma/ club danchous anon, and they clearly post here along with the rest which were. I'm dissapointed too but it was all 4channers>>564924393I fucking said this. One anon kind of convinced me that the shitposter was the "bigger problem" when people shitpost all the time and I felt like he had a point. But I literally said that the guy ruining the HonseFun danchou's tourney was more damaging exactly because of what you said.
I got both Kingu and Natie in 30 pulls I'm totally getting burned in the next banner
>>564924773No, you would need an end closer to overtake them
Bad time to queue now.>Queued this time on day 1 round 1, 50% win rate>Queued 3 hours earlier on day 2 and day 3 (round 2), 90% win rateAnd I just this time today again and got 2/5 1/5.
wtf cheerleader neicha is actually busted for CM13
Is there a list somewhere of which umamusume requests which songs on the jukebox? If not, is there at least a list of the special lines they have for the songs and their default line? For example, sometimes I hear Hajimari no Signal and it's Seiun Sky who requests it and it seems she has a special line for it.
>>564924908Thank you for proving it
>>564925008it's cali ameripig hours
Do you guys include cover letters when applying for jobs? Umamusume
>>564922730City's faggot ass trainer would actually do that
>>564924767Fortunately, he still types like a retard and it remains fairly obvious when he's posting because of his behavior (that is, being a shitstirrer).
>>564924935*to me is thatFuck me
So this is what happens if you just don't race for 2 weeks...
sex with uma budding trainees
>>564925140I've never applied for a job in my life.
>Uma&Co danchou missing >sudden complaints about the danchou cup >as far as to claim the danchou cup isn't /uma/ cup despite all the /uma/ clubs inside
>>564925168stop having a stroke grandpa
>>564925168>Fuck meNo thanks, I think we should just stay friends
>>564925161No one likes Gold City
>0 discussions on both threads>none of my questions get answered I guess I'm not making aces today. Time for parent borrow looping autismo.
Can someone post an actual good Xoguri, I'm seeing people run 2 fronts + xoguri and I ran the same thing but my xoguri gets shit on and my fronts too
>>564925008Isn't this brown hour?Most Amerimuts are already in the bed. Spic coast does not count.
yeah... but sex with uma traineees....
>>564925248nyoticing too
>>564925295Post yours
>90% winrate yesterday>45% winrate todaynice game umatards
>>564924973I think i missed the thread but how was the previous danchou cup somehow ruined by one guy? That one isn’t referring to the daachis one right?
I got a couple of Neicha dupes on my way to King, if anyone wants to trade their King for my Neicha dupes let me know. Thanks.
>>564925272Discussion never ever takes place in /vg/ new friend, only shit posting and cliquefagging
>>564922730how would shitty not know her trainer is rudolf's trainer wouldn't he be really famous for training tle emperor
>>564925295Yeah bro, here, have the best Oguri on the planet
what future gaslights are you guys looking forward to?
GOLSHIGAME
Final winrate.38/40 round 132/40 round 2Good luck to everyone in the finals
>>564925430most garbage more like
Is there any way to build Yaeno Muteki that isn't going through gutsmax decks (which are proven dogshit)?
>>564925421I must've missed the memo. Thanks for letting me know anon, I'll never help anyone again.
Guys.What if.Hear me out.You touched grass like all the Umas do?
>>564924710what the FUCK is March's problem?
>>564925430I hope you know those are collected prior to CM and are room builds
>>564922357PREGGO TEIO!!!
>>564925460I hate you
>>564923092They'll show up tomorrow at daily reset retard
>>564925265this is true
>>564925428Bimbos lack intelligence
>>564925140You should always do so. Never bother writing it though, just have your AI of choice shit out something and then correct any mistakes and slopisms. Most HR departments will just have their AI of choice read it and say whether it fits the job description or not.If you need to write a cover letter, you are not getting the job
>>564925516this is DIRT territory chuddy
What's the best way to crash a horse for dailies? is there a good one for ura cup, or should I just slam someone through mant and fail at the end of junior year?
>>564925460I love you
>>564925516Don't remind me I have to go to work in 8 hours.
>>564925382i already know people are just going to point out what i did wrong and not what to do right, and yes i know i dont have med. S
>>564925612Not quite Monday, but yeahLet's do our bests
wanted to wait till the month turned over but it seems like there are some clubless anons looking rn
>>564925265...except me!
>>564925248The ntr spammer knows they won't get punished with no danchou so he's going all out even after getting banned and evading it like 3 times so far today, he even stopped attaching ntr images but it's obvious when he's posting
>>564924393It is time to accept you were wrong and apologize to the NTRfagHis crime? being an avatarfagAnd that is the extent of itThe schizo shits up the thread constantly with nonsensical club drama, personality drama, joins lobbies that are made for fun and ruins them, he is not even in a /uma/ club as you can tell by all the secondaries here
>>564925140Applying for jobs is a scam this day and age. Apply through connections
>>564925408>the dacchis oneno that one went fine, the second one was made while /uma/ was throwing a fit over a spam posterthere was too much "fog of war" hapenning and one anon (either puposefully in an attempt to get the spammer kicked from their club or because of a troll post) joined the race with their full teamthis caused the HonseFun danchou to cancel it in an attempt to avoid the drama since there was talk of sabotage.
>>564925408Some guy from Eden joined and a shitposter started claiming that it was him and he won't leave until NTRfaggot gets kicked from his /uma/ club
>>564925516I go out once every 3-4 months
I'm just coasting now after I got my one win after Grass sent my ass to Group A purgatory, I believe she can win the day once we are back in Group B.
>>564925709No med S means glue
>>564925408NTR poster picked a fight with an anon, and that anon retaliated by joining a danchou only lobby posted to the thread in protest and saying they'll stop joining when NTR is exiled.
>>564925676McQueen or Oguri
>>564925770>fog of warYou got a laugh out of me
>>564925605Not the guy you are replying but>release event>release missions from said event 18 hours laterI know they have 2 daily resets for pulling banner reasons but are they retarded?
>>564925719woops, rest of the post disappeared into goldshis assholeshortstack is recruiting for 2 spots if any anons are looking for a casual club of shorty lovers. only rule is to login within a set period, barring any vacay/etc needs.post id here or apply with /uma/ in profile if you like
>>564925709Looks pretty good. FCM means you'll be competitive with distance S umas that don't have green speed enhancements, and you've got the correct recoveries it looks like. Skills look good. This didn't win? Looks like it should have about a 20-25% winrate at least.
Made it into Group A Finals with a S+ XOguri and two A+ Late Debuffers (Rudolf and Neicha). I know I don't deserve it and will probably end this CM in Gold, but what's YOUR excuse?
>>564925272For real, I even replied to my question with an obviously incorrect answer because that usually triggers autists into correcting it, but nothing today. This thread really turned into nothing but gossiping bullshit about who to kick from clubs and shit
>>564926009My excuse is I suck ass.
>>564925709I mean, i'm dogshit, but have you considered just running a goon squad with your oguri?
>>564925772>>564925820Just so you know the faggot actually doesn't play or doesn't know the mechanics. He spectates and save the rooms after the races so he can "stalk" them not knowing that's an actual feature without saving races.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562432680/#562443406https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562432680/#562443623I'm not blaming anyone but because the first race got cancelled, that simple action gave the schizo some sort of feeling of accomplishment and power that he thought he can police the thread and events even more.
>>564925730He literally stirs the pot with drama constantly and with intent and defending him is sus as fuck. Don't pretend he doesn't love replying to people telling him to fuck off with more bait to turn it into a complete thread derailment.
Alright thread correction pollhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>564926118Malevolent Nature and Grass HATE...
>>564926020
Uma Musume to collab with Japan's annual samurai festival Soma Nomaoihttps://x.com/nomaoi_official/status/2048598015934619989it's around the same week as Japanese Derby, so for those who plan to go to Japan for DAHBY make sure to mark the date
This anti-NTR narrative is so astroturfed it's not even funny
>>564925854... so let's say I own neither of those.
>>564925935Yeah that's about right she's sitting at 22%, I wonder how much better other xoguri's are since I've seen a similar setup in my club and their xoguri was like 48%>>564926118I mean here's my other 2 umas
>>564925725You're brown
Brian cute
>>564926172>susYou can go backNow that I know you are a redditor I can reply appropriately>Don't pretend he doesn't love replying to people telling him to fuck offHe never does this, you can go through the archive and only see multiple schizos telling him to die and he just never replies.>But he does in this particular postEveryone here is human, and you too would get tired of a tranny schizo constantly replying to your posts with the same boring shit.
>>564926302Ikuyoooooo
>>564925726You weren't kidding
>>564926293Then share your wife with me
>>564923125i forgot to join the new one
inari one isn't oppai loli right? she seems too mature, just a shortstack
>>564926302then you will have to do Mcqueen Special in MANT instead
Triple fronts for CM13 is a gaslight. The actual meta is 1 end (Gold Ship) + 2 lates
>literally every lobby I'm racing is Xoguri + Dominator + BourbonHow the fuck is day 4 so sovless?
>>564926190I think I might have stayed in group A if I ran this yesterday. Its crushing group B pretty well. Hopefully I at least get gold, I guess
I love MANTblazer since it stopped the niges from showing up
>>564926374I'm putting your ass in the Star Blossom Torture Chamber.And if that doesn't work, you are getting the slide.
>>564925816I got to A-finals with Medium A, if you queue up at the right hours it's doable, you can beat Medium S xovuris without right handed, or Firm Course Menace, or those who pick the wrong recoveries like Radiant StarBarcarole ones rape you tho, and NSM ones are hard but beatable (maybe a 40/60), I also saw a shrewd step+ground work+angling that raped ass
>>564926374It's true
>>564926202
>>564922798which clubs do we ship?
>>564926339>No hesitant pace/fronts from Marvelous Sunday>>564926172Just ignore him
>>564926378Thanks for moving the goalpost in advance by admitting you know he does the shit you said he doesn't do without me needing to dig up the dozen examples of him saying the same "replies to the thread are open for anyone to reply to teehee" bait over months, long before anyone wasted their time false flagging to sink down to his level
>>564924527Sex with Grass
So...does the time of day you do your races actually determine who you get matched with?
bwos! she did it again my BIG oshi did it again but she also defeated the biggest villain of this CMi always knew in my heart that she could do it im so proudnever give up hope oshigamers i know your oshi can make it too! keep it buono!https://litter.catbox.moe/hpfx5cq4v4jtbo9i.mp4
>>564926185Where are the ten imposters hiding? Come out you motherfuckers.
>>564926590based and big
>>564926587It's all random because asshole whales are also doing it to post their ebin 90% WR PVP meme. The best way to sneak into A Finals is to spread out your attempts over random hours.
>>564926590Awesome. Please fix her epithet though! She wants a special one you chose for her
>>564926590is that in group b or a
>>564926590>https://litter.catbox.moe/hpfx5cq4v4jtbo9i.mp4Sugoku Sugoi! Keep on winning Torena-san, never give up on Buono!Stay based forever, she will get the platinum.
>>564926590sovl
>>564926339That sounds about right, maybe a little low. She's got a great kit but distance S is just that important. If you had it on top of that kit you'd be at 45% wr on the low end, no question. As high as 65% depending on rng. You probably got a little unlucky on RNG though as well.
yeah but i really really really love sex with first year trainees
>>564926590>Med Bonois it possible to learn this power?
>>564926378>you too would get tired of a tranny schizo constantly replying to your posts with the same boring shit.It's almost as if you implying he's breaking the rules by intentionally making posts that are so obviously his that people can continually point them out, despite this being an anonymous forum where the core concept is that you can easily hide who you are be hiding who are unless you are an attention whore seeking such drama.He's a massive faggot for stirring the pot with attention whoring for literal months so blatantly that asslickers like you need to pretend he's a victim and couldn't possibly avoid being noticed when he posted
>>564926590
There are no Seeking the Pearl or Bamboo Memory cards on Chrono. Where are all the cute piggies?
>>564926820>It is entirely possible that there's S+ xoguris in B
>>564926835get a trip
>>564926898It actually is very possible to see SS umas on B
>>564926459That's what I'm running for 12, and it performs pretty solidly. If I hit a lobby with 100% pace and front though, I cant hit my accels and close. But those are rare. Maybe one in fifteen lobbies, thankfully. I'll probably run front-late-end for 13 though
>>564925902kek i'm glad >>564925516pic related. also these things can be special and are easily ruined for good so it makes sense for people to be a little upsetlike this here >>564926165there's ways to prevent trolls but it requires much more work and cooperation and just makes it that less likely for something spontaneous to happen.i'm against witch hunting and I don't want to beat a dead uma but I did think it was ultimately a good precendent of intention for Rebricked to kick that shitposter for the good of /uma/i repeat that I don't know if it was a perfect move or they covered all bases but doing something to try to help the quality of the thread is at least a commendable thing in spirit
>>564926590I envy your soul. I could neverCongrats :)
>>564926940well yeah, SS is nothingfor instance all my SS umas will be in B
My Yaeno isn't all that great (stupid fucking MANT couldn't give me enough gold hammers) and yet she and Seuin Sky are helping me win against so many Group B shitters
>>564926873if youre big and strong anything is possible-bonobwo
>>564926898anon, we saw triple UG in B yesterday
>>564926907Kill yourself
>>564926835You are not even Japanese.
>>564926587Yes, I've noticed best hours are 4-5 hours before dailies reset. NEETs are still sleeping around those hours
>>564926898>https://litter.catbox.moe/hpfx5cq4v4jtbo9i.mp4I had a double Xoguri lobby in B yesterday.
>>564926858Damn, thanks for the advice hopefully I can train up a better Oguri for finals. I managed to sneak in somehow which is cool
>>564926835Fuck off attention whore faggot, not everything has to be about you
am i crazy or is the bar to get into a finals super fucking high? i spent a decent chunk of time on aces and could only manage 2/5
>>564910656Kek love this girl, also same situation i got 0-1-1-1 and 1-1 so far holy fuck did everyone suddenly gave their horses roids?
>>564926590oshigaming respect
>>564927089kind ofthe bar is "do you have xoguri"no fun allowed this CM
>>564926998the fuck
NATURE IS ANGRY
>>564926882>He is breaking the rulesReddit would be more up to your phase lefty troon, why don't you try going back?>He's a massive faggot for stirring the pot with attention whoringPosting umamusume reaction images is something 99% of this thread doesHow is his case the only one that gets the attention whore treatment?
>do this g2 race on a g1 turnfuck these missions
I've won like 5 races in group B.Almost feels like there should be a third tier, honestly. It's still killers down here.
>>564926590Ayy congrats Buonobro, put these Oguribuhis in their place
>>564926339+ Ult, uma2 and head on. 72%wrRudolf hybrid has 15% but beats other xoguris very often
>>564927157I accept your concession
>>564924368Preggo LOVE
>>564927180>2-star TachyonAnon, have you considered your trainee might be the problem
>>564927089Patience and/or soul check. Any decent ace with NSM and medium S + two dominatorbots is enough
>>564927089I thought it was really easy this time around, especially given how utterly dominant the meta setup was expected to be. Xoguri was more common than I thought she'd be, even knowing she was the meta pick. I cant believe how many people pulled her. Even Kitasan in Pisces wasn't this common. But then, I grinded pretty hard. 5 borrows a day. Not everyone can dump that kind of time into this game.
>>564927278>No argumentI accept your concession. Thanks for proving my point that it is just him that makes you seethe, and not the other 5 avatartrannies here. Dilate more please.
>>564927316That's my only S rank in ~2 months of playing, I am very, very bad at this game.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THAT'S NOT MY NATIE
>>564927203this is the single most well-built Xoguri I've seen. Absolutely horrific. I don't see how you don't win finals with this.
>>564927089it is super high if you have no XOguriimagine late gamba but they hit Pump + Dober every race without failthat's XOguri this CM
>>564926693That's a lot of Ayabes...
>>564923601I don't recall your username but I remember who you are now because I used to visit your place all the time for the raid farm. Holy shit man it's been 4 years.
>>564927157Maybe you should go back if you don't respect the very few rules 4chan has that reddit doesn't. The rule exists exactly so this place doesn't become reddit where faggots like you upvote your friends on sight. If you can't tell what the difference is you're functionally retarded and can't be helped. I'm not here to spoon-feed you the obvious.
>>564927387FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUI WANT BOTH OF THOSE SOOOO BAD
>>564927387
>>564927427hmmmm nyo
>>564927386well if you've only got 2 months of resources naturally you're going to still have a tough time in group B. I know people who are f2p who started week 1 and can't get into group A because they spent a lot of carats on umas
I will never understand the seethe over ntrfag when the stegotranny exists and is much worse because he just takes up space with his fanart spam while pretending he plays JP and only doesn't fuck off to umajp because they would know he's a fraud immediately
>>564926590Very based.>he picks Flower to go with Akebono so Akebono looks bigger next to herUnfathomably based.
That was the most pathetic face saving attempt I have ever seen, holy shit. NTR is beyond salvaging.
>>564927472Don't worry anon. I also got them both from my rolls + Bright
>>564926820answer me
>>564927387ok maybe complaining on /uma/ works
Wasn't me
>>564927478>mpb
>>564927590>three 3*s in 52 rollsExplode
Soulless. All of you are soulless.
>>564926190can't do anything about grass but I'll slap neicha's big belly with my dick and see if I can't get her to pop for you that means I'll fuck her hard
>>564927371It's funny that you think me pointing out you had no argument when literally resorting to "SO WHAT THAT HE'S BAD ONLY REDDITORS CARE ABOUT THEIR SITE" means you can turn around and go "NO U". It's childish and explains why you love your fellow retard manchild so much.
Nearly washed out of A finals and then I managed to grasp victory... At the cost of sacrificing one of my umadacchis... Fate is so cruel.
>>564927481Yeah I rerolled FiMo on day of anni and haven't spent a carrot on anything since.Though I think I want to dump on this cheerleader banner because they're both super cute.... why am I fighting SS+ umas?
>>564927089people keep saying xog but VB has been my bane. Can't go a fkn round w/o her
>>564927590>>564927472It's time to explode.
>>564927576Looks like B to me. It's very rare not to see a single SS in A room
>100k coin per runso 12 Golshi mode runsfuck
Kawakami is making me fall for her just from the mission screen...
>>564926587I've confirmed the existence of ghost opponents, as in people who aren't actually currently playing but you still get matched against their umas anyway. Meaning it literally doesn't matter at what time you queue.
If you post a Uma reaction image I do not like I will get my discord troon buddies and we will press the funny button until the mods get involved, we will be dilating at speeds you never seen before so don't fuck with us
>>564927482>1, 2, maybe 3 posts in a slow thread, often threads with 0 posts>Literally a dozen posts minimum every thread like clockwork, shoehorning the shitty gimmick into replies with no reason for ityeah they're totally the same>>564927482
>>564927719I believe this. Nobody has EVER responded to my sticker spam. ever.
>>564927704
>>564927647Oops. Forgot to attach the image. Rip /uma/jhong anon. I hope you made it yourself...
Teio a shit
>>564927629it's the witgod buildit makes front heavy lobbies a non issue, for me, from 40 races it probably won me 5, in these very specific cases it works
>>564927386I remember when I was in your position I tried to avoid running 2-star trainees, their uniques are very weak (especially golshi's one).If you don't see yourself competitive in a certain distance you can step down to open league, I did this in CM2 (long)
>>564927342>Even Kitasan in Pisces wasn't this common.Because she's a nige you have to grind GW for. GW grinding already filtered a lot of people.
Double dominator niggers should hang themselves.
>>564927203What deck did you use?
>>564927641And you're a crybaby loser lmao
>>564927610
>>564927856AGREED
I kind of like Stego, she's got a cool designAll the better when I make her sing "Meni ShukiRush-sshu!" alongside Dream Journey and Orfevre
>>564927791N-no, please...
>>564927761Shout you have attached ntr again like the time you did literally that to harass the guy that fun posted in the JP thread out of his club
Troonguri
am gonna do one, ONE attempt to see if i can get into A finals
>>564927089MANT has murdered the semi-casuals that used to be our round 2 fodder.>>564927161Have Sweepy do some Unity runs to knock them out.
We're all dacchis here right??
>>564927649Rank is not always the be all and end all, some S+ are better built than SS, many UGs are shit because they are done with guts builds (usually bad skills and low wit)
>>564927794dude censor better I can tell that's Teio cause you didn't cover the eyes well enough
what's the point of doing golshi mode again? 2M gold is nothing I have 8M>>564928036bwo.....
>>564927939>cooldesignliterally just a hobo
They delete the Golshi song out of the game after this event, r-right? ||also I hope the ntr spammer dies of a heart attack and stops replying to himself as both sides of an argument right now||
I have a secretI've been hidingUnder my skinI bought inherited victory cheer on my highest winrate front which does next to nothing because the skill doesn't last long enough, would've been way better if I had 777 as the single recovery in which case it would've given me accel for it
https://poal.me/jqvan6https://poal.me/jqvan6https://poal.me/jqvan6
>>564927917
>>564927902Look at you, big guy.
>>564927939
>>564927641I sacrificed my soul because it was too sad watching my oshis eat shit to oguri every race. I cope trained my own today after nearly washing out and instantly secured A finals.
>>564928080I have 16m and I must have more
>>564928109You're not on discord, anon. Try ctrl+s.>>564928074Fair, that's the only reason I'm sniping wins anyways with my lowly agnes. Here's hoping she's 3 stars after my pulls later today.
>>564928138That casual outfit on Stego is a tragedy, Orfevre is almost perfect, she just needs to ditch the ripped skirt and stick with pants
>>564928069Avatarfags will never be my dacchi, unless they are funny like Ryan danchou.
>>564928123You can stop spamming/flooding now faggot, I'll give you the attention you're desperately begging for
>>564928123
To all the "people" who used double dominator in /uma/ lobbies, I wrote down all your names in my Chiyonotes and will be releasing them after CM12 finals.
>>564928214>Stego is a tragedy,I heavily disagree. Could she wear something sophisticated and look good in it? Sure. Could she wear something that doesn't look like she just picked it up from a random thrift store? Sure. But her casual outfit is full on casual and I think that's completely fitting for her.
>>564927902Triple crown route with dirt g1s if possibleGetting sirius corner recovery, triple 7 and hydrate after the racewear event makes the career easy, but that event may appear late or not appear at all, same with sirius in junior year
>>564928347No, see, when I said you could stop spamming/flooding I was referring to what you are doing now
>>564928036MINUS ONE ATTEMPT
Been looking at alternative Late Surger Power card options other than Biko, and Brian Power has significantly better Stamina gain, albeit worse skills and a slightly worse gold, and debuts with Air Groove Wit, which is similar to CB wit but for Lates.
>>564928347
>>564928347she got the mega ick there as she only viewed the trainer as a gay best friend. next panel: ntr rejects trainer and tells him off. the next page: getting fucked by chad's umacock
>>564928445What if I only used one Dominator and half the time her skill doesn't even proc?
>>564928474They're laughing at you
>>564928305>someone calls them out>they immediately triple in speedThis is why you don't feed the trolls retard, he's probably jerking off to the fact that someone noticed his garbage filler posts.
>>564928445I only use 1 dominator so I'm based and soulful and cute and based and oshigamer
>>564928476
Kawakami's voice lines always put a smile on my face.
>>564926693I didn't vote for that option because I know for a FACT they don't look like her whatsoever, unlike me.
>>564928638But I want to be a first-rate prince...
>>564928461meant for >>564927893
>>564928653
>>564928653見える
I need her so badly...pls let me train her Cygames...I can give her the happy ending she always deserved
>>564926185>that /pol/ link
does paizuri feel better than umanko?
>>564928709She's not real.
>>564928623
>>564928653Same, but by "spook" I mean "milk" me.
>>564928653You can't post that
>>564928667Here you go.
I'm wrapping up my playtime with Uma musume today.After over 300 hours of thoroughly enjoying it, there are no more fresh elements left, andjust like when I quit other anime-style free-to-play games, even if I play for 1000 or 2000 hours over the next few years, the core storyline of the protagonist endlessly helping others never changes, and the narrative never reaches a conclusion.The biggest reason is that there are mountains of other games I want to play.It crams in every element imaginable—action RPG, industry, exploration, delivery, defense, trading—and despite the stunning graphics, I didn't encounter a single error in 313 hours.There were no serious issues on any device, which shows they put a ton of time into optimization. Thank you very much.
>>564928772Arigatou! I will live up to KawaPri’s expectations!
>>564928653YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>564928827>—
>>564928730
My TT low rolls are still 30k above retention line, time to be comfy for the next 2 months.
sorry but goldshi but the weak should fear the BIG and strong this is not your game anymore
lol im not reading all dat
whose danchou is this?
>>564928831
>>564928451>>564928214>>564928138>>564927939Fuck off to umajp
>>564928827didn't ask
>>564928858
>>564928962Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo
>>564928975The raped
>>564928653no visible vaginathis is sfw
>>564928905My danchou on the right
>>564928827Thanks, a Genshin copypasta is more entertaining than the spam by that other fag trying to eat up our image limit
>>564928995
>>564928678Is the Sirius card really that good? I'm guessing you got groundwork from inherits right?
>>564927957
Is it safe to queue yet?
>>564929037You losers are the reason your own general is dead and it's sad to watch how you've been slowly killing this one too over time
>>5649291932 more hours bwo
>>564926185Glad someone knows the original song Ozempic is ripping off of
>>564929121Sirius gives you Corner Recovery hint on first year if you trigger its date mode in timealso stamina
>>564929116
>slot in actual good umas (with distance S) for TT instead of auto-select>4-5 wins every attemptdefinitely farming the next present up event
question, why do people still play genshin impact?
>>564929280why is she black
>>564928147soul sacrifice was a cool game. I'm sorry to hear your sacrificed your beloved oshis for more power and became an archfiend. I'll put you down so you shame yourself no longer.
>>564929259This isn't your personal image dump folder retard
>>564929280Nice Nigga??????
>>564929259
>>564929341>>564929371kuro gyaru, retards, she is tan
>>564929275WAIT THERE IS ONE LIVE NOW WHAT OKAY SEE YOU FUCKERS I'M GONNA GO GET CLOCKED DOWN ALL DAY
Can I survive Tenno Spring with no recoveries?
>>564929318sunken cost fallacy. you feel it too, don't you?
Can I get a (You)?I'll give it back. But only 1 I need to keep my other (You)s for summer training.
Why are we holding danchou cup mid-CM? It made sense for to it be a celebratory post-CM event, unless you were worried that every danchou will kys after jobbing their finals.
>go to A finals but do ass on every other race>finally win a race>check the competition>one guy's umas have the most dumb set of skills on each girl>check profile>Urara avatarFunny as fuck but I feel bad that he had to job to a jobber like me.
>>564929318I put it in super duper maintenance mode for months nowI just want to see the end of Teyvat "episode" I guess
>>564929121Only good if dating event appears in junior year, some dates give a lot of speed/power for mile g3s then you get corner recovery at the end of junior year.
>>564928653bros does this actually feel physically good or is it just the concept that makes you feel mentally good?
>>564928653goodness gracious
>>564929434
>>564929392These comics really aren't very good.
>>564929392
>>564929437Ask the retard that started it all, the first one was mid CM too
>>564929318Unlike Uma it has some actual gameplay. It's mid but for poorfags it does offer exploration gameplay that actually tries new stuff regularly, combat gameplay that is passable for f2p, a fuckload of story content constantly, and it's kind of actually impressive how consistently they have tons of new mini games to always jingle keys in front of your eyes. Uma basically just relies on people already being invested and not wanting to drop the habit.
>>564929434I'll need it back with interest. 200% should do.
>>564927719this would kinda explain why A feels so intensely sweaty now. Last 2 CMS my losses are 90% to SS with S distance. Def wasn't like that in unity
>>564928653How would one replicate this for their boyfriend?
>>564929127YAMEROOOOO
It's time to address the elephant in the room... what is it made of?
>>564923956Our danchou is dead and we wanted to take part at least (not like last time). The organizer allowed us to send an officer instead. So we did that.
>>564929525
aaaiieee wheres the 1/2 energy career runs
>>564929417Answer me!
Hands off Kawakami Cutie, she's my fucking daughter!!
>>564929503It's AI garbage being spammed with no context to piss off the thread, of course it's not good. Use the dedicated button for dealing with this sort of trash and it'll stop at least for a little while.
>>564929558>>564929491>2 (You)sHmm, I think I'm pulling out this bad boy for that.
>>564929542Was it really? I thought it was after CM. Maybe I'm suffering from early dementia.
>>564929627nigga have you never seen a kale before
>>564929627probably matcha
>>564929434Teio sexo
DAAAHHHHHBBBYYYYY
YOU'RE NOT NATIE AND HALOthere goes my 40 ticks
https://x.com/i/status/2048542867363160163Mmm, maybe this fan base isn't for me anymore
>>564929646
>>564929627kale maybe
>>564929627I don't know anon, maybe kale?
>>564928653GIWTWM
>>564929670I don't have a button like that.
Always crack up when the one in front gets bad mood and the two in back get normal/good.
>>564929459anon nothing beats being sucked off
>>564929724Ayabe is better than that loser and the overrated loser.
>>564929669you're going to be a grandpa soon
I love Kawakami. I curse Cygames for giving her the worst growth rates and a terrible ulti.
>>564929768Kale is great but drinking it raw wouldn't be nice.
>>564929757
>>564922551I'm down to a single career a day>>564923902Shiny new scenario you get a honey moon period and you find things fresh, now if I want to run who I like I need to chase mile sparks plus the relevant CM distance sparks, which makes it awful, if I don't, my uma will be shit, if I do, I play with way lower chances of distance S, which means I take more runs to get an ace, but I don't want to play this shit all day
too easy
Kawacummies
who turned on the NTR propaganda
>>564929895XPLODE
>>564929627I grew a bunch of kale last year but then the pidgeons ate it all.
>>564929886
separate the uma from the poster
Black woman in an Asian woman townShe's got trouble. Get in her way, she's gonna cut you downTakin' over. She can run. She can shootDon't take nothing from nobodyOh, she's black. Bad, Scared of nothing Yeah.She's so bad. They call her Nice. She's NiceNice Nigga
>>564923902>>564924059I have a 66/80 wr and still "quitting" next month will stop the grind and just login to collect freebies
>>564929849same. praying she gets another alt that will be good one day.
>>564930031it won't work
where is the pro maru propaganda posts
I've done 51 rolls on the cheerleaders and if I get odds on this post I'll do another 10 otherwise I quit here. I want King Halo.
>>564930017
>>564930053Yippee ki-yay motherfucker
>>564930031literally impossible when I can't even separate vivlos from a certain someone
>>564930053
>>564930031It's easy for Umas actually ingame significantly, when it's umas without careers then the awful shitposts are all the thread knows of them so it essentially is the Uma.
>>564930162She's cumming home on the 52nd pull
>>564928730Why does she have a fly?
>>564929849Here's the follow-up to that picture.>>564930078I haven't heard good things about her alt. She does only have 1 though so there is hope that her 2nd alt will be good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsXgDpZ4ujYobserve umas running
Is golshi mode worth the clocks and headache?
>>564930162I wanted to keep rolling...Guess this is it.>>564930207I don't want to anger Shiraoki again.
>>564929981I have a few blackberry canes that wild birds will eat from, but I don't mind because we can't eat the entirety of what comes off of it
>>564930192This. It's why pick-me avatarfags and trolls gravitate to characters that aren't released. It's just a vector to beg for attention for them, they don't give a shit about the character.
/uma/ may need a new b+ club at this rate
>>564930292Just do it in URA or Unity, save yourself the headache
>>564930295>>564930162That's what you get for cheating on Jordan
>>564930352why?
>>564929896>>564930069>>564930235
>Whiff Medium S on Natie, decide to run her anyways because she has good stats/skills>Gets her win in a spectacular fashion
>>564930298That's nice. I leave some of the plants for the birds as well.
just report the ntrfag until they rangeban all of indonesia
>>564930443what the fuck
uh oh he baited you
>>564929849I am thankful that her challenges keep the miscreants away, so only true legendary trainers run her
>>564930460Stop ban evading and being racist.
And i thought Golshi had an insulting inherit...
>>564930460We can only dream of something that umazing
funny how that anon got nuked but creek tits are still there
Because they are nice tits.
>>564930567Stop ban evading and START being racist.
akeboobs
>>564930582Wrong thread retard, JP has its own
>>564930582Don't look at Stego unique>>564930587Creek tits are based, schizos are not
>>564930587First straight janny ever recorded on camera
>>564930687buono buonos
>>564930554True, I was not strong enough to train her for this CM but I respect those trainers who are running her.
the penis got censored so its fine
>>564930582No one actually inherits Chrono's unique. It's only really super strong for herself
>>564930672My beloved Trainee...I do not fear your power any longer
>>564930587they're self deletes and not moderator deletes, the mods abandon threads with shitposters as active as we have and only check in if lots of reports pop up or specific report types like porn pop up
>>564930806kek
>>564930790So this is the power... of the Glory Eyes...
>>564930167Who gives a shit about this literal nothing burger character? I only know her from the obnoxious posts with bad advice from here, is her character just an idiot like how people post smug Oguri with bad faith posts?
>>564930167
>2/5 4 times in a rowJUST LET ME HAVE THIS CYGAYS
>>564930982
>>564931015Did you bring your friendly neighborhood dominators with you?
>>564930961I like her so far in the game, although she doesn't yet appear to have any very interesting features. (I can't say I like her in these threads.)
>>564930961She has the worst part of the anime hands down dedicated to her so there's that. But yeah she is bland as shit.
>>564930687Kentucky girls are big
>>564931015>4 timesSo group B finals?
>>564930790shishio and almond eyeVA joke?
Dreamt I got all my muscles frozen and then proceeded to get carry-fucked on camera where it was posted online for everyone to see. But atleast my body looked niceUma for this feel?
>>564931114Yes. I either clearly sweep the win or the best I get is 4th place
>>564930427Fuck you, I thought there was a bunch of deleted porn, but it was just dramaposting.
>>564931158Smartest rice shower poster
>>564931110
>>564931110>spamming/flooding literal dozens of zero effort shitposts just to derail the threadDisgusting
>>564931172From what an anon shared, during Ai's career story, (You) get burned literally by her hot skin and have to be wrapped in bandages, and on top of that she can fucking give you her GLORY EYES like some kind of virus so now you have her eyes too
>>564931182Not really, no.
>see 97%>????>click itI'm such a fucking retard what the fuck was I thinking
>>564931231
>>564931182For a general that has a bunch straight grown ass men who post their hands and jerk off videos. You guys sure have a lot of gay dreams.
||It's funny how the spammer can get 0, actually 0 positive replies and just chain spam by himself for a literal hour||
>>564931231>>564931357NTR gets....ntr'd?
>>564926590WITH THE COMBINED POWER OF OUR 777s HE GOT THEREyou're gonna make it buonobro
||guaranteed replies||
>||
(((Nice Nature)))
>>564930510The UGs were bloated with some questionable skills so they got buried
if you laugh you go to hell
>>564931420No this is ▲▲ ▲
Pearl's SSR support. Worth using anywhere or just another badge into collection?
>>564931357>>564931397It's all in her head
>||I hate /v/iggers so fucking much.
You guys are such fags.
>>564931172Ai retains heat more easily than the average uma, who already have a higher body temperature compared to ningens. In her career she burns her trainer's hand in the hospital after she collapses with a fever because her trainer didn't want to let go holding it for days even when it hurt. Then it became kind of a running gag for Ai's trainer to be a mummy man from all the burns from cuddling/umapyoi down the line
>fails a 4% training>get practice poor>burn all my clocks because only B mile before junior year ends>fail a double rainbow because of 2% practice poori fucking hate this game so much bros
>>564930214yeah, that's what I meant by another. one can only hope.
Just went 51/80 with this team and even got a 5 win ticket in Round 2. Behead Hogs and Roundhouse Dominators into the concrete.
>>564929459i like to imagine all these posts as anxious femanons with small breasts
hog doesnt even win that much
>debuffer run>marvelous sunday gives max hints on straight adept/ramp up/thhwhat the shit man
on retrospective, i don't miss ura runs, i don't remember how to even reach 1k speed
Does Nature wit have the same longevity as say, FineMo when it comes to being a specialist card?Like obviously right now those two are the best wit cards period but I heard later on in the game you will only really use FineMo for pace chasers if at all and wondering is Nature wit falls into that or is perhaps even better because OYL is obviously a better skill than Speed Star, especially after it gets buffed later.I am thinking about using selectors on Nature in the future if I am to make late surgers
>>564931473I find her unique effect to be bothersome in MANT and crippeling in any other mode. I main lates and she is a clear skip for me. I'd borrow her just once for the card story tho
>>564931790>on retrospectiveWe truly are an ESL general
I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KEEP SPENDING CARROTS UNTIL I GET 3 WINS
>>564931790I remember using 3 spd minimum
>>564931860Is there version of this but with Golshi? Asking for a friend
>>564931817To this day only 3 cards have on your left in JP. Tickezo guts, Nattie wit and Laurel stam. And the stam card isnt even one of those double gold cards. I would do it. I sparked Nattie to get her to MLB and its looking grim for alternatives
>>564931857that's on me, i'm playing without thinking>>564931932went 2-2-2 so prob that, she also doesn't have speed growth so that affects
>>564930736It's not about strength, it's about the will to run her instead of anything meta.
>>564931860If it makes you feel better, I threaded the needle and got only one 4/5 yesterday and a 3/5 set today.
Halo sirs como estan I mean how r u
I want Naughty Nature
>agemasen by Aoi at 1200 witwhat the fuck are the requirements for subdued front wtf
will the finemo poster be my uma gf
>>564931478
>>564932075
>>564931991Yeah that's what I thoughtI was looking at this and was wondering why Neicha is on the must have for late surgers even though it's an early release card The unfortunate thing is that I don't even have a single copy, I started playing late and had no carats for its rerun after spending it for MLB Kitasan.I would have to selector/crystal it from zero which I don't know if it's worth it at the moment over my 0LB FineMo or 3LB Creek.I'll see, I'll probably have to spend money on the double selectors.
HOLY KINObest event so far by a country mile
>>564932181you're not missing out on much, OYL doesn't get buffed for another 9 months or so. Right now it's only good on sprint/mile because the activation window is too big, post patch they reduce it so it's guaranteed to hit much earlier in the late race
>>564932195>King Gaylo and Stink Nature eventFastest skip so far.
>>564928730Please explain why WHY does she have a fly?
>>564932195where the fuck did my image go
>>564932181Dont mind me saving that image for myself. What I would do is to save the selectors for now. Maybe you get spooked down the line and if you're willing to pay, I think in the future battlepass you can get Nattie with blue tickets too. I'd hold for now
>>564932127this but dober poster
It's another depressing day without MejiBright banner rerun. Why do I even bother to wake up?
>>564932350class 6 retention is a myth
>>564932378Because somewhere out there, she is waiting for you.
sorry but I can't produce more FineMo image without owning her myself so you're going to have to live with all those 6 Fine pics for a long long while
>>564932335How does the battle pass work?You play the game and you earn shit like any other regular battle pass thing? Blue selectors are basically selectors for older supports I assume since making it be able to get newer ones would be crazy
>>564932127>>564932358>>564932543kill yourself avatartranny idiot
>>564932513The wait is killing me, but I must persevere for her sake
I haven't bothered to check in on Pretty Derby at all since whatever set of events was added today, but I did unlock a few more things in my Custom Robo game.
>>564931378Who said we were straight?
>>564932561JK pussy
>>564932583you don't know who I am
>>564932141
>>564932585
Golshi Golshi Golshi
>>564932724she sounds so hot when running out of breath
>>564932724Pure SEX has arrived
>>564932651I was being facetious. I knew god left this place when somebody posted a video a white guy sticking their dick in a horse and people thought it would be funny to crop screenshots from it into shitposts with torena-san in the filename.
>>564932713
WE'RE MOVING PAST, AND BEYOND BEING NICE, NATURE.WE ARE KICKING THEM ON THE 30TH
Astronomy enthusiasts, is Planet Golshi real?
>>564932880But Shiraoki-sama is right there?
>>564932716Thank you
>>564932880Was the video randomly taken off the internet or did someone here actually fuck a horse?
>>564932583be my uma gf
>>564933000It was some random video as pointed out by another horsefucker that recognized it.
>>564933027There's no safe time to queue this CM
Took me all night to figure it out but I finally got my sound posts made. I guess catbox drops aac on the floor. If you don't already have natty by tomorrow when I wake up the propaganda machine is going into overdrive.
>>5649330273 more hours
Good lord that was close
>>564933000Why would I want to know that? >>564933117>I recognize that horse pussy
>>564932552Dunno how it works, but I think there is a free and paid version. The blue tickets are for older SSRs and by playing the paid pass (I assume) you get around 2.5 SSRs with those blues. We'll have to see. At any rate I'd hold the anni vouchers and hope for spooks
>>564933151I already have her so I am now immune to propaganda
Hey wait a minute I already lived this here, during brown hours
>>564933151I screenshotted a guide but could you greentext a step by step of your process?
>>564933180good times
Fucking horses is /uma/ culture
>>564932865Delete this image.
>>564932938
>>564933179>no dominators>still winsi kneel
>>564932945Always has been.
>>564933347My Natie has Dominator, but she was way too far up to actually use it
>>564933151
Do you guys hate all avatarfags or just the NTRfag
>Power KP has -30 energy eventsAt long last, another (Kawakami) "Pri-mo" candidate for being cleated
but what if i put groundwork on goldship
>>564933530only the NTRfag because I am in a discord clique that is targeting him
>>564933554Goldship literately has ground work on her card.
>>564933554that's what uma stan is there for
>>564933471i slightly stand back up so i only half kneel
Why does King Halo sweat in her animations?
>>564933554
>>564933270It is just 2 ffmpeg commands the uploading the files into the sounds helper[code]ffmpeg -i "neicheer\nattymarvelous.mp4" -c:v copy -an "neicheer\nattymarvelous- noaudio.mp4"ffmpeg -i "neicheer\nattymarvelous.mp4" -c:a copy -vn "neicheer\nattymarvelous - audio.aac"[/code]
>>564933703Ever saw a racing horse in person? They are quite steamy
>>564932561perfection
>>564933781DO NOT PASTE THIS INTO YOUR TERMINAL FFMPEG IS A WELL KNOWN VIRUS MALWARE MADE BY NORTH KOREA IN THE 70S TO CAUSE HARM TO YOUR INTERNET INTERFACE DEVICE
>Make a decent grandparent>Between long, grueling run time and shit spark luck never finish the non-borrow parent >Round 1 throw random high rank umas onto the track, only use about half my entries>Settle on using grandparent, CM 11 ace, and one of my dirt TT umas>Round 2 numerous podium sweeps, most entries are 3+ with a 5/5 ticket during day 1, all three have at least some winsThis squad would have had a real shot at sneaking into A finals if I had given them the chance, wouldn't they?
>>564933530All avatarfags, especially the stay gold one.
>>564933894
>>564933894That's someone's son
>>564933530Most of them except chiyoposter probably. He's harmless.
>>564933894AHHHHHHHHH I HATE KIGUS
>>564933781are you on firefoxthe sounds script rapes my ears so I have it off usually
>>564932880
I have several questions. 6-7 threads ago I read that as Late/End you need only 2 accels. The point of getting a lot of them is to softguarantee that some of them procs. Is it true? So there is a cap (as in peak) of acceleration that you can achieve? Am I missing something? And what kind of deck do I use for new Nature? I usually use Kitasan, borrowed NTR, Tachyon, Sunday and Nishino power. I have MLB FM but since she can't provide anything good for her, I may as well take someone else. Have a nice Monday everyone.
>>564933894Are ANY kigus women?
>losing to Dober>get dueled>activate Triumphant "If losing, Win" Pulse into unique>winshrimple as
>>564934004chiyposter transitioned to gayposting to get more (you)s nigga tries toohard
>>564933781You can also just split the audio from the video, upload it to catbox and then encode the resulting link, add that to your video without audio and it's donemeyerweb.com/eric/tools/dencoder/
So is there any reason to play Golshi mode if i already have plenty of money
>>564934139You unlock super golshi mode to farm the 1500 carats
>>564934139Have you seen how much this game charges for using books on gold skills?
>>564933790did someone say steamy?
>>564933894would
>>564934062Both of my platinum winners were ends and unless I'm mistaken they both had four accels and a shit ton of midrace.
>>564930806Vodak is so cool
>>564934128>add that to your video without audio and it's doneI don't get this part...
>>564933790So only King Halo has sweating the main focus in both uniques
>>564934236Sweaty and steaming, yes.
>>564934096>transitioneddon't put it that way
>>564934139There's no such thing as enough monies or carats.>>564933790Does anyone have the clip of Croix neighing and snorting while people pour buckets of cold water on him?
>>564934260Were you able to activate all of them, or only golds maybe?I am kinda wondering if pump and move are worth to take anyway.
>>564934275So once you have your video, and catbox link encoded, you just change the filename to accordinglyFor example the one I posted has TopRo major races and then it has [sound=*catbox link pasted here*.mp4].webmDoes that make sense? I could try to explain it better
>>564934236What the fuck, did he roll over a compost bin or something?
>>564934139other rewards are shit
>>564934045Chrome and I recall the helper tool does not work on Firefox>>564934275I think that guy meant to say "add it to the video filename", which the tool does for you without having to do the url encoding yourself.
which umas own a labubu
>>564934427Award rays and shoes are always neat to have. How hard is Golshi mode if you're beginner?
>>564934456Helios
>>564933894wheres the benis
>>564934567aren't they exclusively for middle aged women who use their kids as justification
ahhh, training for a new cm where you're still trying to figure out the right deck... fast learner, medium S, no agemasen... but 1165 speed. so it goes
>>564934538Its not that bad, but I would take it on in unity or URA. Wouldnt want to burn even more clocks there
>>564934456All the gyarus, and also especially Vivlos
>>564934139>>564934427You do get a new title if you beat hard mode>>564934538Pretty easy but it's suggested to do it in ura or unity
doing some trial runs for open Leaugeit feels like 14999 is actually a significantly bigger cap than i imagined it to be.I don't think there's any risk of me overcapping mid run, it'll only be a calculator issue
>>564934624Nah, I've seen middle/high schoolers with them on their bags.
>>564934421There were some races they would hit all, but normally at least one would miss. Straightaway Spurt and NSM were the heavy lifters, MPB was also very strong. PI was the least reliable, but provided another redundancy and still works after a rush. Now that NSM isn't free anymore I think MPB and PI are mandatory for both late and end; you need a fast acceleration for your speed multiplier to close that gap.
>>564934624nah Labubus are a tiktok trend which means it's super popular with children, parents, and really old people, like everything to do with tiktok
>>564935040
single speed is busted on speed growth umasthe deck space just lets you load up on race bonus
>Kikkasho>QE2>Japan Cup>Race fatigue -> Skin Outbreak, mood down variant>scenario event plays for +4 guts>in the same turn that Skin outbreak was applied, it activates for a -2 moodBitch you have been done with your 3rd race for 3 fucking seconds how are you that sad you didn't even give me a chance to moisturize you. You haven't even got off the track. Your skin did not turn to scales since the start of the race.That's probably the most frustrating part of this game, honestly, that there's no grace period after aquiring a condition. aquired negative status is always the final effect to trigger in a turn. Aquiring it and having it trigger in the same turn is like buying a soda from a vending machine and it gets stuck against the glass, then a clown shows up out of nowhere and slaps a pie in your face and a teenager kicks you in the balls before you can even wipe your face.Trainee was Rudolf btw
The Kawakami I made for this CM ended up being my lowest winrate despite being my first ever SS rank. I have to redeem her in Taurus even if it kills me. Fuuuuuck I wish I rolled Dober so I could get Moving Past and Red Shift together but I'll have to make due with Pump Iron and borrowing Maru.
>>564930806lmao
>matched against thisumazing
>>564935365This is Bodoked Smalcon if youre wondering
>>564935365hoeh...
>Scholar hat in shop by juniorAlright, run derailed
Triumphant Pulse or Baracole of Blessings for CM13 Pace?
sweepy's unreasonably short skirts...
>>564935365falcon players scare me more than any xoguri, because they're determined
>>564935478>those supportYeah i can probably beat her and her 2 dominator shitters.
pretty sure this guy bots
>>564935604baracole, as a pace there's decent odds you're in 1st getting run down by backliners at the 200m mark and pulse won't activate
>>564935604
>>564934923On your left and NSM seem to activate pretty often, but Pump is a bit useless...
>>564935651
This has got to be my favorite event story.
would you
>>564935750
>>564935478only 600 guts? lol how does this shit uma even win
>>564935713Being the one getting run down instead of the overtaker does not sound very good...What do you think of running a Front just so my Oshi Pace always has someone to overtake?
"toreina please sign me up i heard this cup is a great cup for trainer and trainee relations apparently it will deepen our bond a lot"
>>564935889You don't know how duels work, do you
>>564935872
>>564935843I'm not hanging out with the eugenicist
>>564935980t. noob who thinks guts only gives you duel edge
I still don't have any Ug uma and only one SS+...
>>564936012Obviously? No way you're talking about Spot Struggle with an uma who has Sparkly Stardom after all.
>>564935478Technically speaking this uma is a bit overstammed but that hardly matters since theres no tangible benefit from more stats
>>564935952>Oguri gets pregnant>you are sent into 15 lines of generational debt
>>564936080>he doesnt know lolcontinue to watch more slop tubers
>>564935992
>game REALLY expects you to grind gold ship mode>IN THE MANT ERA
>>564936115>vagueposting shit when wrongpottery
>>564936167hehe..
>>564935843Ningen A
>5 borrows goneHaha I guess I can't play my favorite umas anymore since they need Mile sparks and the game refuses to give me one. Thanks cygay.
>>564935478>41 racesdo you run during summer too?
>>564936084I don't get it
cute dork
does anyone have a bamboo memory guts friend id i need it
>>564936258you SHOULD have your own breeding by parents by now bro like a real farm
>>564936167Grind for what exacly? Just stick xOguri or Smaru couple times and call it a day.
2spd 2pow 2wit is pretty uncomfy and only seems to produce anything usable on (admittedly good) highrolls2spd 3wit riko guarantees i cap two stats and is extremely comfy, but if i take power sparks it's hard to get enough stamina for taurus and if i take stamina sparks it's a lot harder to get good power even with two power bonus spd cardsmaybe i just take one power and one stamina parent...
>>564936309i don't have those
mile F uma
>>564936084Boobies...
>>564936324I feel like I should experiment more with decks, I locked in 2 speed 2 power 2 wit at the start of the scenario and haven't used anything else except on my sprint TT umas.
>>564936324yeah 2s/2p/2w seems like it gives everything I want, and then I get a highroll on everything on stats and whiff speed. riko is definitely underrated but I have a hard time fitting her in.
wow guts cards are so bad they have no gold skilll.... ackhhh
>>564936346>i don't have both xOguri and SmaruY-you got the OG Oguri then? A Pasa?
I just need a lobby full of XOguris so my witlet fronts can win the Final. I've lost as much to 1200 wit fronts, cause I went with max power instead of wit.
>>564936280the joke is sex you're cold and she's hot connect the dots bro
remember, consent only lasts for one pump. you must verbally ask every single insertion of the penis
>>564935478I'm gonna copy this as a Hail Mary and get half the stats and all the wrong skills wish me luck
>>564936437>>564936472the problem with the 2spd/2wit/2pow baseline i think is that you are extremely at the mercy of rng fucking you over with double rainbows sometimes being super rare, on top of having to split your levels and attention between three different training typesa lot of time i'll still have power at level 1 or 2 by the end of a career because there were no opportunities to train that wouldn't be better spent on something else, so they feel like they're useless except for praying for a couple double rainbow + megaphone + power weights turns on summeri like spd wit riko since even if spd rainbows fuck me over, double wit rainbows come often enough that i still get good spd, and combined with riko on totally dead turns it really helps keep up the energy without relying on shop rngit's just a lot harder to rely only on riko for stamina now because you need a lot more for 2400m than 2000m, i gotta keep trying to find a happy medium
>>564936084h-how does it feel to experience the warmth of an uma (musume) when you're cold?
>>564936951>>564936951>>564936951Updated the thread a lilAdded a section with the Chrono Genesis link because one anon didn't know how to find borrows, so I thought this would help in the future
>>564935478Falco is a strong motherfucker because she can do sprint + mile + tiara +15 stat epithets
>>564937026Anon, Chrono Genesis isn't included in the OP for a reason.Umamusume is a gatekeeping game.
