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>Consolefag
good morning brochachos I mean Sers
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOHIDEY-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHIDEY-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Show femra for midriff monday.Others are allowed too.
Anyneets(EU) want to do Merchant's tale(advanced).......?No experience required.
this place sucks
>>564936663sayonara niggaoyasumi, ganbatte-yo
>>564936683
name one thing kong did wrong (with proof)
>>564936670>>564936682>>564936683Report to my 4th Maleras Cabin.
>>564936683Fat
>>564936683Odd since you try to avoid any ban possible.
Anyone on NA want to duo queue CC?
>>564936767sure but dc traveling seems to be down
Man.
did they say anything about forays being cross region now as well?
>>564936663the one on the left has the bigger cock btw
https://x.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/2047755150190886942
>>564936807They only said DF and PFbut it would be huge if forays counted too
>>564936683You can just go back to frencord with zolzayaa, lumy and the other undesirables.
>>564936334I didn't see the server thought you were just one of those people who play in Japanese on NA servers for no apparent reason.
i miss fanfest already bros can it be 2029 now
>>564936807I assume that'd be the case
>>564936682Orca is a thousand times hotter in this outfit
>>564936767depends on who this is
>>564936794I'm on Crystal if you're also over there
why the fuck is the DC travel fucked?
Damn this place slowed to a crawl someone start some draaaaaama
>>564936843Fanfest fucking sucks outside of the keynote and you can watch taht on youtube without the stench and fat people everywhere
>>564936670I'm not a femwa but here's some midriff...
>>564936953Typical dog showing belly.
>>564936935The general is burnt out.
>>564936953woof
my catboy doesnt just squat like a catboy he squats like an asian geezer
>>564936801We should pose you flicking my character into the sun
Why can't I return to my home world???
>>564936903I've got an alt over there I can log ontowhere/how do you want to meet up
>>564936953play some cc sis
>>564936843*smooch*My favorite miera... Are you excited for EVO SGE...
>>564937008Because you live with me now honey... please come back to bed...
>>564936843I miss my wiggas, now they're all back in their own respective corners of the countriescan't even see my EB because my broke ass still has to get a job to go to see them
>>564936935You should livestream your suicide, that will get some people talking.>>564936943>he didn't watch the panel with koji
>>564936935Dead game dead general it's over
>>564936971sadge
>>564936971You should make a howling blade version of that "hallmark of a gpose made by a man"
reminder to update your Lightless syncthey stealth updated it and kicked everyone off
You let that gross sexpest hit it fuck you
>>564936843it's unreal how you seem like a decent person but you're also the literal definition of a consoooomer getting excited for next product
evercold feet update
>>564937008did you world hop when visiting another data center?I dont think it matters but always try to leave from the same world you entered
>>564937063I got a dump to take in a couple of hours bro I aint got time for all that
>>564936953no bulge...
DB x Transras
>>564936683Zolzayaa is waiting for his juice
>>564937097Name names or u a coward cuck that deserved it
Goodnight /xivg/hit nightmare 90, stupid game mode is addictive
>>564937182No. DB x No One.
>>564936992Wouldn't that hurt?
>>564937135My fiddie hopes for a feet update so we are barefoot instead of wearing the default footwear. And gives us painted nails and toenails.
>>564936757for my middie the more important thing is the opportunities it might lead to in the future, because his current job is kind of a dead end>>564937009it's very close to zero downtime
>>564936970It is true dogs do that>>564936974woof!>>564937032I'm sitting in queue for M12P2 Rep2 prog but it's not looking like it's filling...
>>564937063it was a little disheartening hearing the two suggestions that some people put out to change the third verse of eScape get like zero cheers and the fucking "battered standard" one get the most because of le funny chicken tender meme
>>564937256you just know this is the blacked fiddie
>>564937182Dragon Balls?
>>564937258Sounds like it’s worth a shot then
>>564937268Is the woofer a....+?
Build like a deep breathe.Since we're close to the end of DT? Did you enjoy it?
My femlala looks like this
>>564937182DB x converting my GAMra to a Transra.
Chances we get a .hack// collab once the new game comes out?
Why is everybody creaming their pants over evolved jobs? its literally just the one button rotation addon.
>>564937251Dw dynamis will save me from getting burnt to a crisp
>>564937309story was whatever but content was fire
>>564936816it's funny how the standard edition isnt getting it yet but the free trial is
>>564937283Good
>>564937182DB x Lientri is the canon pairing, they have too much in common
>>564937320job fantasy
>>564937309largely shit story after the largely shit endwalker void stuff was pretty bad but hopefully this next msq patch is better
>>564937314Lucy Pyre?
feels kinda weird knowing my ft alt is getting shadowbringers
My femra loves femezen and hrothgals. One day they might like her too. I'm having a real rough time coping with life lately
>>564937283Leon told me I'd like her because my moonie isn't white...... I don't like raceplay.....
>>564937318probably a better chance than ever getting a decent dragon quest collab again.
>>564937268Wish you luck on the prog>>564937323Gonna slingshot around the sun to gain velocity and do a powerful attack move?
>>564937268that's a sign to go for pvp instead
>>564937383You shoudn't bait Danish Fruitcake like this.
>>564937320I too didn't saw the dev panel
>>564937408Can't believe chicken nuggies the lala gets to fight vauthry soon.
>>564937320The playerbase that wanted job complexity either moved on or blackpilled, so all the coomers and second life edaters who barely clear normal content and pogging out
>>564937320It's obviously more than a one button rotation and we're getting job fantasy back after like 10 years.
>>564937389what the fuck do you mean job fantasy?
>>564936890it's probably myron being a retard again
Anyone have the latest korosuke face? I can't find the normal one in the discord only the weird ones
>>564937273I honestly didn't even think of the chicken tenders but I liked the battered standard, after all omega stood loyal to its hunt despite all the damage it took
>>564937309shut up DB
>>564936943>keynote>not the primals >>564937042*smooch* yes but in a kinda worried way, i REALLY want Kardia to be more important but the GCD heal changes on WHM are already promising, evo will probably lose Pepsis though and that will suck>>564937058fucking real, i don't know how long it'll be before i get to hang with some of you again but it's way too long>>564937127yeah if i didn't like this game i wouldn't play it (many fail this simple challenge)>>564937273that one was the best anyway, "standard" as a term for a flag fits the tone of the song well and two of them were kind of the same (plus "coils charg-ed" is awkward), but the actual concert version had the first and third lines swapped around and tidied up a bit to fit. i kinda had one in mind myself but there were way too many people with their hands up
>>564937408sex
>>564937419Eh maybe, that'd be funny to see but it looks like it requires position fuckerystill wouldnt mind meeting sometime though
>>564937320Job fantasy is coming back and they're using it to add more flavor to the jobs (besides WHM lmfao)
did anyone here buy the primals gig stream and will upload it? :c
>>564937314your femlala is souless ai slop? are femlalas stealing femra gimmicks now?
>>564937309that's a tough question. as my first expac launch, it was really mediocre on launch. msq beats were pretty meh, music was good up to smile of course, but hearing a piano rendition at fanfest changed my thinking and now i'm thinking back on it fondly as i'm now back home, and said my goodbyes to my friends.it got me to try different jobs, I picked up black mage again because of the timers getting removed and I like it a lot, and hope the advanced version gives it a bit more casting variation than just "hit fire 4 a lot"I also tried doing content on patch, Valigarmanda was really fun to tank, I didn't really understand the swords mech in Zoraal Ja, and CODCAR pf made me understand WHY nobody likes pf.I realize I could go on about all my experiences but that'd be too long for a single post. I'd say, yeah, I liked it, I forced myself to engage in the content, try new things, and it was worth it. The challenges, the experiences, even if it wasn't up to some standard someone else had years ago with shb. Looking forward to EC now, and the changes coming with it.
DC travel works again btw, good thing, was afraid I'd be stuck for over a week like it happened in Shadowbringers for the new patch
>>564937548spoiler: you don't have to go to fanfest to see the primals. last time i saw them in concert it probably smelled infinitely better than 2024 fanfest
>>564937320i like that it looks way easier to play on controller so i'll actually use controller more often
>>564937309>Chaotic10/10 but PF made it a 3/10 experience>Merchant's TaleDecent but advance makes me crazy hopeful in how they will do "Heroic" Raids in EC.>OCOne of the worst fumbles in DT. >FTThe biggest fumble in DT.>CCOverall a meh experience because of how much the devs don't want to nerf jobs that need to be nerfed like BRD/PIC>Dungeons.Overall 8/10 and I like the fact they don't baby you too much.>SavageProbably the most fun fights I've ever done but the passport checking meta has been kind of a bummer but overall it's good.2>3>1. for the tiers. I think 2 beats 3 for M6S and M8S alone.
>>564937473so because they give each one button rotation a job related name, that is supposed to be amazing? its literally nothing new, just further lobotomizing the game
>>564937587'stealing' nigga they've always been the same mental illness since the threads started
>>564937483A dragoon jumping into the air for 3 seconds and being nearly invulnerable while doing so is peak FF job fantasy
>>564937548oh my fucking god that's me on the left theremy hair looks amazing from the back
>>564937268good luck on your prog. Rep2 gets a few tries to get done. But passing thst you are basicslly in for the clear (if you used the sim for idyllic)
>>564937559Glare (Dia) and Holy spam IS the job fantasy.
>>564937632Femra are a HW creation
>>564937616i keep wanting to try controller but i can't get it to recognize my stupid chud xbox controller for some reason
QRD on auction?
>>564936682im going to rape you with my femra+
>>564937309bro the ult isnt even out yet
>>564937632true
>>564937309This was my favorite expansion since shadowbringers because I haven't been subbed since 7.1 and I've been having a lot more fun in real life
>>564937616my fiera is going to pet this one's ears again soon
>>564937692femra even + dont rape they get raped lmao
>>564937692>futrannyEw
>>564937305got plapped by her so yes
>>564937443You guys even have cute names you call each other when you're talking about gunpla
>>564937686You bid and hopefully win
Be honest with me bros, can I make it...?
>glare>high glarewhy not name the other spell "Banish"? they even used the Banish II icon from bozja as a placeholder.
>>564937758Proofs?
I hope the Job fantasy for Evolved Ninja is even more Mudra and Ninjutsu.
>>564937793just play cc it'll take like 2 hours
Is this accurate so far?I'm confused that the Cloud existed before a Calamity of Darkness that couldn't ruined the 14th world.
>>564937309
https://youtu.be/0404-nj6U9s
>>564937685Like your PC isn't recognizing it or XIV isnt? If it's the PC I'd check the connection between PC and controller first, and if those are good, drivers, and then start looking at weird stuff like the Xbox software or the Steam controller profiles. Trying to connect my Xbox controller over Bluetooth was a bit of a pain and took a few tries to get it to even show up in the list for me.>>564937746I'll be looking forward to it.
>>564937808ninja already has stealing, throw, elemental damage, dual wielding, etc. I don't know what they'll add to it I think it's one of the more accurate ff jobs
Time for my moonie to sleep as moonie Monday begins>>564937309I like how the jobs play and all the friends I’ve gotten to know throughout the last couple years, the rest has been middling.
>>564937784I called him that for a while prior to us knowing that we're Gundumb fags.
>>564937808imagine... a 4th mudrapure kino
>>564937793if you actually sit down and play from now until maint, yeah. do the daily frontline too.
>>564937808I hope we get a long mudra cast
>>564937848congrats my sissy goats
>>564937872Your moonie and my moonie snuggling each other to sleep
>>564937848EVERCOLD
Keep schizoing the femlalas they're almost all gone
>>564936670Nyow this is an anchor post
My moonie awakens
>>564937548also won't argue that "The coils cha-rged" sounded awkward. I don't remember the second one, but that's the one I wanted to win.
>>564937616I got every job to 80 at the end of ShB with controller. Even AST. It is not difficult if you ise extended crossbars by double tapping the triggers. >>564937685Windows can fuck up with input methods all the time. An alternative is ypnrun the gsme through steam as an external game (NOT the steam client, you are still Playing the Windows version), that way you get Steam's gamepad drivers. The disadvantage is you need to run Steam every time you want to play.
>>564937839:3
>>564937932My wide.
>>564937879There is one, the forbidden mudra that just makes you giant.
>>564937548there is a gaping chasm between liking this game (i am here) and being a blind consooooomer (you are here)
>>564937852>Like your PC isn't recognizing it or XIV isnt?XIV specifically, i have no issues using it for other games. with evolved on the horizon i should probably get that sorted though, it seems like it'll be really good for controller...
>>564937861That's fair it does feel pretty accurate >>564937879>>564937893I can only get so erect
>>564937835No, the 13th happened before the 1st calamity and that's what created the cloud of darkness and the void.alexandria is also not connected to the 2nd at all.
>>564936890just someone who plays a lot of FL and wants to start playing more CC in the off-hours>>564937030I made a private party, password 4321
>>564937231GN retainer. Idk what Nightmare 90 is, but whatever brings the smile back.
>>564937756what part of rape do you not understand?
>>564937929RIDING COOOOOOOOOOOLD>>564937912wth im the exception..
DB x Fat femra cock
>>564937848Congrats sis
>>564938014his brain doesn't get past thinking about dick
>>564937997DC travel is working again so I'll be over in a minute
Job fantasy? Sorry, I don't fantasize about labor.
I smell moonie feet
>>564938041OF OUR FROZEN BROTHERRRS
>>564938014irrelevantyour tranny fetish is gross
>>564937968>minorspellingmistake.gif/pet /pet
>>564937558Meetin could be cool
>>564937997I'm schizoing this lala now
>>564937984>inb4 Mijin Gakure
astrologian will get more time mage shit added back to its kit btw
>>564938043>>564938014Some gay nigga start raping futara pls
FYI, Data Center travel seems to be fixed.
sexy lalas where are they
>People I haven't seen since early EW started playing againdamn
>>564938061You say that like that's a bad thingBeing straight is just that easy
>>564938168vewy promising that DC travel explodes after announcing everything will be cross DC soon
>>564937835
>>564938194Fan fest hype be like that. Plus the Eva collab got a lot of people's attention.
>>564938120
>>564938216>soon>several months away
>>564938194its pretty grim
>>564938216My moonie+ and your femboonie would be perfect together... we could even play the game.
Sigh. How did I forget to close the fucking chat window. Ah well, what's done is done.
>>564938126ON WINGS OF HOPE SHE SKATES ON THROUGH THE ICE
>>564937309The raid tiers were fun so that redeemed the low msq quality for me. Overall it was an OK expansion >>564937872Moonie Monday, one of the best days
>>564937992>13th happened before the 1st calamityWhat??? I thought the 13th was connected to the Black Mages and White Mages ducking it out. I'll go check my encyclopedia real quick to check (which doesn't make sense because it happens later).>alexandria is also not connected to the 2nd at allAre you ABSOLUTELY sure about that? Alexandria comes from a reflection, and every Umbral Era was triggered from one of the reflection getting destroyed.>>564938228Wrong game.I'm NOT making a timeline for XI, that game scares me.
>>564938204it is but idk man i spend 0% of my day thinkin about dick man or tran seems like an obsession
gn
I'd ask someone to come see me while I draw, but apparently travel is fucked at the moment
why are you blue
>>564937608yeah but i liked the other stuff too and a full convention is a much easier thing to pull people together for than a single concert>>564937642hell yeahit's kinda surreal just how many people from here made it, hope it's more next time>>564937976is this about the Evangelion collab
>>564938295gn /hug
>>564938249dc travel is 7.5 idiot
>>564938292Yeah, but that has nothing to do with me calling trannies gross when they show up chief
>>564938279COLDERR, OH COLDERRRR
>>564938282The 13th was the void, Ascians fucked up before they knew how to properly rejoin
>Jollibee near me had a MASSIVE line for the combos.Let's be real here /xivg/ we are going to fund the next 3 final fantasies with those buyable character models aren't we?
>>564938295>blacked underwear
>>564938320Why nyot
>>56493828213th was the ascian first attempt at rejoining a shard, they completely fucked it up and the world got flooded by darkness and didn't rejoin with the source.After that they learned that a calamity had to happen in both shard+source for a rejoining to happen so that's when things started.The magi war was the 6th? i forgot, but it was a calamity of water because WHMs not using water spells tipped the aether to an abundance of water.
>>564938306It happens.
>>564938282I think his technicality is since the ascians fucked up the 13th rejoining it never rejoined and therefore was never a calamity thats why we can still go there since theres a shard to go vs the ones that are rejoined and dont exist even as empty space
>>564938349Exactly, so the 13th has to be another Umbral Era, a cataclysm of darkness, but I don't see anything about it.
>>564938332nta but 7.5x, which if it's like WORLD travel back in Stormblood, it will be 7.58, around a month before the new expac.Or if it's like DATACENTER travel back in Endwalker it will be when the expansion actually releases
>>564938262I'm nyot sold on moonie+ bro
>>564938347EVERY STEP WE TAKE SNOWPRINTS IN OUR WAKE
>transferred over>don't see pfkino
>>564938354>Blank posting with your models.
Reminder who saved FFXIV.
>11 raid is just a fake version of it with electrode>the real Iroha is canonically still wandering Eorzea somewhere
>>564938216We should have sex while you're stuck
>>564938332maybe play the game longer and learn how .x patches work
>>564938354I will probably but my moonie
>>564938354I have my own 3D printers, paint, and modeling software that can be used to make whole ass housesI'll probably get like 5 models of different outfits
>>564938354wait we can buy our character models what
>>564938434Becoming a male character for miau miau........
https://poal.me/1h0ifbhttps://poal.me/1h0ifbhttps://poal.me/1h0ifb
>>564938392>didn't rejoin with the source.Haaaaaa, that's why. So I got it wrong, I thought there was a cataclysm on a shard, and it affected the source.>The magi war was the 6th?I stopping making my graph just short of the magi war, so yeah.>>564938395That makes sense. I need to write that somewhere.
>>564938427if they don't implement cross DC PF along with the ultimate then they got a screw loose
>>564938354>People buying MULTIPLE models for multiple jobs+ People buying it to fuck with ebins.
>>564938528Whatever makes you happy, Rikka.
Why don’t they just rework smn to be beastmaster but with primals instead of trash mobs?
>>564938434you get plapped by them in the quicksand all the time bro why are you trying to act performative because the schizo is being active lol
>>564938513yeas
>>564938528>Already 28I missed my window...
heyo, new to the game, currently going through stormbringer just finished the aura zonemy main question is glam based, im a viera bunny girl fan and suffering from curse of not many helmets. However i found a vendor selling astronaut looking gear with there being an astronaut helm viera can use. now i cant remember where that vendor is. would anyone know which vendor im talking about?Also as im going through the story couple of points.>Hate minfilia>Urianger is the goat>why did hauchefant have to die?>The alexander story line is so good>did i need to have emotions for papalymo?>Really like gotetsu, its gonna hurt when he dies, no way they let such a cool character live.>I know i would 100% die if i tried to tap garuda
>>564938585SMN would become a limited job and shafted Also japanese mom and pop business purease uderstanduru
*SNIIIIFFFFF*ahhh... my middie loves the smell of moonie feet in the morning
>>564938398But the catyclisms only happen after rejoining, a water calamity caused great floods, the lightning calamity great storms, the darkness never had a calamity since the world never rejoined the world actually has to physically merge back into the primary one before it can actually cause a calamity on the source world
>>564938564It's a shame this guy can't draw anymore.
>>564938530These are the same devs that announced the in-game Raidplan thing for Dawntrail's fanfest and let 2 raid tiers, several extremes and an ultimate pass by before relesing it.
>>564938282>duckingIt's duking. DUKE not DUCK"Duking it out" is the proper term you illiterate half-wit! "Ducking out" means to leave a place or locale with intention to do so unnoticed, you walking mental ward cumrag.
>>564938585raidfags complained incessantly about every little piece of frictionthey don't want to waste time on fun concepts for those people
>>564938625bro is new to these threads.....
>>564937608I think what you are smelling is yourself.
hello eburynyan
>>564938698SHUT UP
>>564938626i bet they're going to be dogshit quality for $500 each
>>564938680Can I give you a reacharound?
Will the combined datacenter kill CC calls?
>>564938631probably not a vendor but the marketplacethe latest crafter content takes place in outer space so there's a lot of themed outfits around that concepttry to get the whole outfit crate instead of the individual pieces
>>564938631That's Cosmic Exploration, if you're talking about the gear I'm thinking of, which means you're a fake sprout since that's a level 100 area.
>>564938650Stop sniffing the moonies
>>564938354I can print those already at home bruh
>>564936935Alright so my solo FC leader and I got in a huge argument that lasted for a few days. It led to us drawing the lines in the sand since last week. Eventually we both brought up good points of who owns our FC so we death rolled on who got to keep the FC, I lost so.im no longer part of it. We haven't been in good talking terms since then and I'm pretty sure he's the one who's making fun of my character.
Alright, last version of the timeline for now. Somehow objected that Alexandria has nothing to do with the Lightning Calamity but I still doubt it.>>564938654Nah. The calamity of Earth that destroyed Allag has documented source: the crystal tower absorbed too much energy and the land under it crashed, so we know for sure the calamity of earth was "real", not caused by something else.>>564938669Well excuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuse me for not speaking my third language perfectly, princess.
>>564938654actually the cataclysms on the source have to happen in sync with whatever happens on the shard, that's why black rose was a thing that was supposed to happen in tandem with shit on the 1st, isn't it? the rejoining requires both
>>564938680boyfeet
>>564938626>jar sizedIll uh...be right back...
>>564938678anon didnt mention raiders at all. you sound obsessed.
>30 is oldwhat other easily debunked falsehoods does xivg like to spread?
>everyone that transferred to aether to raid now has to pay another 10 bucks to get out of that overcrowded dc with dogshit prices and no housesyoship must be thinking easiest money of my life
>>564938698Read CROSSED.
>>564938773moonies don't have +s
>>564938737you can't stop me
>>564938698>this tranny is still here
>he thinks femlalas are scared of the impotent schizosLOL
nunra sex
>>564938773idk 30 is already past your biological peak, your muscles start to permanently atrophe their maximum potential if you dont work out, past 26 or 27 you are measurably in decline biologically
>>564938762Amazon's got you covered, homie.
>>564938773>30 isn't old>got told today that my uncle thinks i'm never gonna be married (presumably because i'm single at 29)yeah. sure.
hi
>>564938834careful, she'll post her uterus again
>>564938809My moonie doesn't have one though it's nyo falsehood
>>564938847Looks like Judge #5
>>564938710make me........!>>564938787whats that>>564938834ur favourite grown ass man has returned!
>>564938809but i exist...
Lientri x me
>>564937618This post nailed it
>>564938626but i can do this with my 3d printer and a plugin
>>564938885>whats thatA comic. A terrible horrible one.
my rava is playing card games
>>564938871hey
>>564937383the real common thread is between lientri and these two>>564936670>>564938680well over 100 grown man years combined and some of the most questionable behavior imaginable
>>564938905Lientri went to bed bro you missed your shot
>>564938879we know, Lho
>>564938736>>564938734thank you, i do remember loking at the marketplace for fashion so thats probably it, thank you very much.guess i can work towards it when i reach level 100... after another 300 hours of play...Doing the story but also trying to do it while have 4 characters leveled up at the same time due to friend recommendation, theysaid id need 1 of each of tank, melee phys dps, ranged phys dps, magic dps and healer. currently got 4 of them with me picking up the sage at 70 for my healer.
>>564938876yes im sure the image of someone elses uterus will definitely count as proof
>>564938959Yeah with me
>>564937951Show us your eepiest bleppo
>>564938959so that's why there isn't the usual defense and gas-up force
Scratch n sniff lalaboy
>>564938943I was to like AST, for the themeatics and cards, but I hate playing the class.
>>564938698
Will dungeon design at least once, ever go back to having stuff like priority targets instead of just pull > cleave > pull > cleave > boss repeated three times?
Anyone know a beginner friendly way to pose liquids?trying to recreate picrel
>>564938915i like the guy that beat up people with a horsecock, wish there was someone that chopped up a horsecock futa and proceeded to beat up the other futas with it
>>564937309I enjoyed the pretty zones. Merchants Tale, Pilgrims Traverse, Sand Oreo, and Treno were top notch and had a lot of good angles to take pictures. I forgot what happened besides Krile having some screentime at Treno.
>>564939004It's ok, it's about to get it's like 7th rework with EC, surely they nail it this time
>>564939014Who cares?
>>564938994I wouldn't be so sure about that all of a sudden 3 people posted about lientri when the last comment about em was an hour ago
This general really is AGP centralPost my hyper venus bodies for the boys while telling yourself you are not trans
>>564938729probably not enough people really join to fill a match so theyre just gonna get spread out even harder now with 4 dc's worth of people in queue
>>564938885CROSSED is a misanthropic school-shooter's wet dream. It's nothing but shock value and grimdark stories.The story is that there's a virus that causes a rash to erupt over a person's face in the shape of a cross, and it drives everyone it contaminates to complete and utter depravity. The crossed are animalistic cannibal rapists, basically like the Reavers from Firefly, but even worse.Don't google it, every cover is "hey hey here are blood and guts, are you shocked you? Are you shocked? TELL ME YOU'RE SHOCKED OR I'LL DRAW SOMEONE WEARING BABIES AS SLIPPERS NEXT TIME".So in two worse, it's your average American "literature".
>>564938908Not everyone has a 3D printer anon>>564939027Draw them
>>564939053Shut up fag just keep jerking your cock like the rest of us
>>564939053
>>564938868if you're not married by 35 i'll marry you. this is a threat.
>>564938846Why else would they be so afraid to post here?
>>564938963I'll continue to say it too>>564938993Hmm this is one of the sleebiest
>>564938915why would u want me to read it then....>>564939008youll be back
did you get catfished by a tranny at some point n thats why you spend all night going futa or tranny lmao
>>564939004im hoping it doesn't go to shit levels 90-100 like scholar did
>>564938729queuing at the same time should work just fine
>>564939053It's Ma'am.
>>564939157When you get macrocosmos its pretty cool
>>564938968you can just grab it off the marketplace it's pretty cheapand just play w/e you like your friend doesn't pay your sub, even though it does feel nice to be able to flex into any role'but I think for first timers it's better if you learn one or two jobs effectively, even though I'd also argue that having a basic knowledge of how other roles work can help you be better at your main
>>564938778Why would they do that when they could have just already been on Aether for several years and had a long-established house there?
>>564937951your moonie arises
>>564939001Which lalaboy would you scratch and sniff?
>>564939078i sounds like it mightve been good if it was about cute anime girls instead of ugly western piggu
Imagine sundered ascians being stuck on other shards and having fucking Emet selch and Lahabrea tell you>You had ERAS to transfer.
>>564939220She ascends
>>564939208>>564938778Dynamis winsone who laughs last laughs best
>>564939049one of them was me making fun of him because i'd never defend that faggot
>>564939174kill yourself pedophile
>>564939136https://readallcomics.com/crossed-00-2008/Enjoy.
>>564939249No. No, it really isn't. It's just a misanthropic piece of shit's wet dream, because "there's no room for the weak". It's made for, and by morons who want civilization to collapse because they believe they'd reign over the ashes.
>>564937309No. The expansion was lame and I never like FFXIV during patch time. Complete miss for me. I'd been subbed almost uninterrupted since Stormblood but let it fall off during DT.
>>564939284your moonie still hears the call of life
More guys should embrace being zesty and marry each other, honestly
was there a spreadsheet for the auction?
>>564938729>>564939056is it really going to be 4 fucking DCs worth in queuewhy are they doing thiscan they just keep that specific queue separate by DC, fucking please
>>564939356shut up fujogo outside
>>564937309* MSQ has some interesting topics but the writing, the pace and the characters are too poor and it fumbled the whole MSQ. Patchs are better, at least.* Dungeons were globally fun, but the patch ones are going back to "EW issue" (too much hp, not dynamic enough)* Some extremes were fun (Zalenia, Valigarmanda, the train, Zoraal Ja, the MH collab one), some were bad (Necron, Sphene)* Arcadion is prob the best raid tier they did* Alliance raids are good-ok.* Pilgrim Traverse is the best DD, didn't touch quantum* Moon/Craft stuff was ok. Unsure we can do better crafting content than that.* Foray sucked * Chaotic is the worst content they did.* VC was great, need to clear the Criterion, tho
>>564939295>bro actually typed this filled out the captcha and hit enter
>>564939356stfu rotten bitch
i ama gay hrothgar
>>564939332The rising tides..
damage and burst feels way too high now in the crystalline conflict
>>564939380>fujoAny white man that knows that word doesn't go outside bro
>>564939423it's fine, learn to play(maybe 7.5 will adjust this)
>>564939423and only on half of the jobs too
>>564937309msq was kinda whatever until post-msq and the arcadionraid tier was delightful, unlike EW i didnt feel like there was a generally bad fight, they were all pretty goodall in all, excited to try the ulti and i hope that fight design continues into EC>>564939273in their defense they're kinda assigned to each shard to do their rejoining tasks aren't they? they don't really have a choice its like being forced to raid on dynamis by your static lead so everyone can meet on the same server>>564939356t r u e
>>564939392>>564939295
>>564939467/beans you
Gni
>>564939467You ever read Deltora Quest?
>>564939389I liked Erenville's character during the MSQ. Erenville, unflappable Erenville, who is never fazed by anything, including Alifrog or Alphitoad, until he sees that dome, and finally panics. Erenville, who grows increasingly agitated as he understand why his mot- why his teacher isn't in Solution Nine and why nobody remembers her. Erenville, who confronts his mother, and then shuts himself off to everyone because in the end, he doesn't have any real friend except Wuk Lamat, and Wuk Lamat is too socially inept to find the right words to cheer him up.Then he helps his mom go through her bucket list, pulls the plug on her, and is back to his own unflappable self because we're at the end of the MSQ so gotta tie things up.
https://poal.me/2fzsg7https://poal.me/2fzsg7https://poal.me/2fzsg7
I finally got over 350k damage in frontlines and I managed to outdamage some of the shitters on my team....
>>564939515
I wish Shan chose me.....
>>564939380>>564939401Erm, I'm a fag though? Many guys would be much happier if they stopped caring about labels and chased their feelings without fear of being gay
my final rival wings games were complete dogshit and i couldn't wipe out every other machinist (and one lost t300 reaper)my disappointment is immeasurable
>>564939557Erenville and Shale are the 2 NPC I liked in the extension. Erenville deserved more than just autistic Wuk Lamat.
face 4 raen should be hunted and then dragged into the 'shgardian 'arracks on sight
>>564939402>(:<) Not interested in this post
i have been a retard ngl. there is no moonie, it's all fabricated i should just uninstall desu
>>564939203yeah the flexing is nice, been allowing my dps to focus on msq while my tank does all the side stuff atm. Paladin is my main with machinist being close second, red mage is very eh for me atm but hopefully gets better and man is dragoon getting complicated fast.dungeons and trails/raids have been my fav thing atm because i love a good bossfight, as i said earlier the alexander series was a lot of fun and most recently i really enjoyed the susanoo fight.
>>564939531aough>>564939554idt ive ever heard of these
>>564939596Theyre going to take this bait and its so funny im typing this out as they already have
>>564939662>didn't specify female or male
>>564939662But they won't. Because we're slippery that way.
P3SP7SP10SClear all of Arcadion
funnest DPS job?
>>564939649I like Shale too, but that's because I have a fetish for tall women. I was surprised that so many people liked her.Erenville (and Krile too) both deserved better, DT's writing was mediocre, and all I got from that expansion is that Wuk Lamat coming to Sharlayan was the first time she left Tullyoial in 10 years. They wanted to write a new protagonist, a new Fool to have an adventure, but they write her like she just arrived in her own country and has left the city in ages.
>>564939694It was a book series about magic gems and your little forehead rock thing reminded me of it
there is butt one master in assphodelos
>>564939694You can return to regular femra you just gotta evolve like Spore
>>564939725>p7slol
>>564939702its an elezen obv he means men
>>564939113Femlala here. I don't post here because I've outgrown the attention I farm from here. Don't mistake my lack of posting out of 'fear' for whatever low IQ nonsense people like you cook up. It's just apathy at this point.
'eport 'o 'e ' shgardian 'arracks 'ight 'ow
still crazy to me that Saran the TERF lost to Shan's trans gocki should have been born a transbian
Ive gotta see a nsfw xitter that makes actual good npc poses
imagine if evolved summoner got a new collection of summons each time you finished the rotation. >choose between ifrit, garuda, and titan options>exhaust each>summon bahamut>choose between leviathan, ramuh, and shiva options>exhaust each>summon phoenix
>>564939747This looks like shit. Old shit. Like, Fighting Fantasy old....please tell me more, I'm sold on that old-timey cover alone.
>>564939725>p10s>The bodycheck spider
just took a pic of my moonie in a cage
>>564939702its an elezen obv he means femra
>>564939771nigga you just lost so much aura by admitting you farmed attention here ever and by caring enough to post about how youve outgrown it niggas that actually have climbed the ladder out never look back u still got one foot in the bucket with the crabs
'e'or' 'o 'e 'shgard'n 'a'acks 'i'ht 'ow
>>564939789Your world must really be small and empty if that's 'crazy' to you. I'm glad you're so entertained I guess nigga, sometimes simple things are best.
ill miss you spheneuntil your cutscene cameo in 9.4or 9.5im sorry you were shipped with wukgoodybye sphere...
>>564939826Like a cat cage, right?
>>564939835*chomps* ill take that one too, one for the road.
>>564939174get crushed
>>564939853speen is the worst character they have ever made
should i send out my submarines
>>564939836how many teeth have to be missing in your mouth for you to be speaking like this
>>564939853Yea I expect down the line we'll have another "everyone's here!" scene with NPCs we met through the shards
>radz at han is offering you a mutual trade agreement that with let garlemald beging to rebuild it's economy while ridding the lands of rogue magitek units that attack everyone on sight>"AIIIEEEEE I'll never give you my precious resources!">"Fuck you you fucking traitors I'm gonna powerwalk through an active dangerzone and tell on you!">"I-is that a.....rogue magitek unit?!?! AIIEEEE HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME TASKETEEEEEE"I'd call this segment forced, but this type of thing happens everyday irl doesn't it?
>>564939856. . . . . . .
>>564939853I wanna spank Sphene. But Prishe comes first.
>>564939662>>564939782>>564939765None of you have it down right real elezen dont know how to read and write its against elf catholocism
>>564939887no, subs are unethical
>>564939816
>>564939809>summon phoenix>Lakshmi Susanoo Tsukuyomi
>>564939901*sigh* post the moonie
I really wanted to be with Shan.....
>>564939864he said as he continued responding to incels on 4chan while his normie friends aren't
>>564939826all moonies should stand proud and free. this probably a falseflag made by a sunnie
>>564939904Anons should engage in less plapping and more smacking. Spanking is a woefully underrepresented fetish.
>>564939897they are a mongrel race of niggers that were carried by an ascian and can only reverse engineer allagan tech, basically an allegory for imperial japan
What happens in the Ishgardian Barracks stays in the Ishgardian Barracks
>>564939991To be fair, for 99,9% people, spanking is just an appetizer to a real course.I don't mind that fact, it gives me a special pass since I'm technically part of a minority.
>>564939113the game sucks, people lose interest in engaging with it full time. and/or: the thread sucks, people realize this and move on.
It is 2027Someone will post about Kate, Sena and Wuk Lamat
>>564940046it will be you
>>564939983ew you're an incel? spitting this out rn
F2mra is peak
>>564940023More like imperial russia lmao
>>564940046hopefully about the tranny killing itself
>>564940045This is only half true desudesu
>>564940025why are you making it sound gay bro
>>564939814I don't remember much, I read it as a kid. The cover arts are probably the best thing about it, or at least the most memorable, that cover specifically has remained burned into my memory. I remember the protagonist is named Lief, and he has to collect gemstones to put into a belt so he can defeat the bad guy. Apparently there was a TV show. I think there were 3 legged bird mounts too instead of horses. I should re-read it
>>564939913why come
Val and Kong should have been together but Lumy pushed them apart
>>564940081my catboy loves fishra so much it's unreal
>>564939839Bro you're replying to a loser who develops parasocial relationships with ebins he's never spoken to.
>>564940070dang bros still on it, maybe one day youll have outgrown this place enough to not even remember it exists like your normal friends kinda sad that you still care enough about scoring owns on a den of retards, autists, and schizos lmao esp if that's the only group of people that makes you feel self worth comparing yourself to
>>564940138Okay but where do Mofu and his ex fit into all of this
game needs more halfies
>>564940127because it's just a rich get richer scheme
it's always report to the barracks but nobody ever reports to the dawn throne anymore
>>564940184malezen are inmalera are out
>>564940138we're now in a better timeline.
>>564940176Mofu and the weird autistic femboy or chloe?
>>564940178don't ask what a femra and a middle make
You guys ready to travel to Azimborea in 8.0?
>>564940184Malera have gotten even more rare...
>>564940125I'm confused, was this a novel or a manga? The first cover you posted felt like ye old western fantasy novel, and that new one looks more anime.
>>564940178this character was a mistake on par with arcanist turning into two jobs and they can never take it back
>>564940138>Val is a tranny obsessed with blacked>Kong is a seamonkey cuckold and a paypigI was going to cast doubt but I suppose you're right.
>>564939921>arena is just absolute cinemaHOLY FUCKING KINO
post your hroth
>>564940235Was he autistic
I don't get garlean roleplayers that are loyalistsAre you a cuck? Or do you have an actual reason to stay loyal to garlemald (ignoring EW) and stay in eorzea?
>>564940267proof for the first thing?
>>564940259with a heavy heart I'll be the malera who steppes up to reproduce with as many femra as possible to save my species
>>564939826mine prefers to let it flop
>>564940184The Malera Ayran Race are currently entering the EVERCOLD epoch in valhalla (the 4th)
>>564939965me too anonim sure there's another person out there for (You)
I'm such a disgusting fiddiephile chud, anons...I gotta break away from this addiction...
>>564940235i'm not mofu's femboy
>>564940342Please report to the Au Ra breeding camps...You get three 10 minute meal breaks, 3 minutes to shower and 4 hours for sleep. The food will be whatever a femra makes
>Instead of nerfing PICT/BRD/MCH burst a little bit they would rather just buff melee for CC.
>>564940178my nigqo'te can handle that
>>564940381CUTE
Mpreg stands for malera preggers
>>564939875YJK
Instead of buffing anything in CC they should change the tickrate to 60 from 3
>>564938749what did you use to make it?
>>564940437eggant maleras...
>>564940417It's more fun to give in to your urges and kiss more fiddies
>>564940260Novel series, what I posted is a picture from the TV show, which I didn't even know existed. I used to have this cover as a poster on my wall
>>564939839>say you hate trannies>gag on a trannies dickno just wondering if anyone here means anything
>>564940280
What if we collectively said something nice about moonies. It is monday afterall
>>564940502Stinky
Do all sets have the option to go as a set into the glamour storage thingy? Or only a few?
Evercold bros...Are we Thor?
>>564940502its middie monday.
>>564940437
>>564940259They went to Azimborea
>>564940596HelloLet us in
>>564939743also, Wuk Lamat didn't even grow, no character building for the whole extension... baka it's just pathetic
>>564940556Nyot stinky..
>>564939109people forget these sorts of promises but i don't. this is a threat.
so true. xeems saved this game and yall should be thanking him alongside mr prime
>>564940381Yeah yeah keep braggingEXPLODE
>>564940559atm only level 1 glams and AF gears, but with 7.5 it will be all dungeon sets from 3.0+ dungeons
>>564940615Fine, just this once. Don't tell the others that it was me who let you in.
>>564940498woof
>>564940562No, we're obviously Kratos. Boy.
>>564940631i am the same way. THE PACT IS SEALED.
>>564940464Beg your pardon? You mean the software? It's Obsidian. That's why I left the watermark.>>564940479Fuck it looks sick, I love it.
>searching for a persons name in the archives>they had a common last name but forgot how to spell their first name>search the last name>an ebin shared their last name>see a span of mental illness of ritualposting of that name with a bunch of other ebins names in it laid out for over 4 years without failyou guys are mentally ill.
>>564940562The malera from the trailer is OdinOdin is the allfatherAre we all just femras?
>>564940765t. vagueposter
>>564940721I have very fond memories of it, even though I don't remember what exactly I liked about it. I've still got my books though, I'll pass them down to my kids when I have some
>>564940645>from 3.0+ dungeonsNot arr? And by 7.5 do you mean TOMORROW or do you mean 7.5xxxx
>>564940641>look inside xeno criticism>"we should make all tanks like WAR"WOAXIV SAVED
Do you think lalafell shit the same amount as other races or proportional to their size
>>564939245what would the lalaboys of /xivg/ smell like? some feel more obvious than others
Oh, so after all I've done for her she gives up her handholding virginity to some guy she met a week ago? While making me watch no less?Nice Elezen really do finish last...
>>564940792Yea no ARR for some reason, and yea tomorrow
>>564940679We must become better warriors of light...
>>564940641
>>564936683I love you
FUUUUAAARK YOSHIP MAKE WARRIOR A FUARKING MT
>>564940183so i should not send them out...
>*smoochrapes you*
Today was a good day.
>>564940882FUUUUUARRRRRKINGGGGGG MAAAAANMOOOOOOOOODE
>>564940615I am not permitted to enter, I only stand at the gates, keeping watch, remembering those who have departed for those sandy shoreshttps://o.uguu.se/sZqLriwn.webm
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>564940641fuuuuuaaaarrrrkkkk...............
>>564936683the person shitposting you angrily is kamen breaker btw.
>>564940502moonies shall be allowed to post only on monday
>>564940917Why are you smoochraping Solo only
>>564940904This was posted by the beard guy who has thumbnails looking angry
>>564940912i mean if you don't care about the economic disaster you are creating you can send them out
>>564940917What the hell is smoochraping
>>564940617Wuk Lamat feels like a worse version of your (bad) usual JRPG protagonist. She feels like Naruto or Vaan: starts the adventure as an unpleasant cretin, but Wuk Lamat barely changes during the adventure, her beliefs are challenged, but since you carry her and coddle her, she never has to question her idealism, so she stays believing that it's good to be nice and bad to be mean.And it pisses me off because all the other characters suffering, were challenged, some broke, but they rebuilt themselves and were better for it.Alphinaud after his failure in post-ARR went catatonic, and had to be cheered up by Tataru, but once he picked himself up, he managed to stay very reliable, no matter the situation. Except when swimming was involved.Urianger lost Moenbryda, and essentially avoided thinking about it, until it exploded in END, where you learn he's been avoided everything that Moenbryda did or touched.Thancred's wrath after losing Minfilia led to him being cold and distant with Minfilia, and it took everyone telling him he was a shit dad for him to accept Ryne, and even if he still worries for her, he accepted to let her go.G'raha.... I don't like G'raha, he ditches his job a leader of Crystarium the moment you arrive, and never asks how his adoptive daughter does until you're on the verge of returning there.
>>564940962HOLY FUCKwhy do malera make the most kino
Evolved mode looks awesome.It will help on patch days when Wrathcombo is not available.
>>564940381ffm threesome with these two femras
>>564940917is that my goat
>>564940816weren't you the one who taught her what a handshake is
>>564937383fuck off db, she's mine
I have resubbed. Probably against my better judgement
Grown ass man status?
>>564940789There's a lot I'd love to pass to my kids when I have them, but I worry that I cannot pass memories on, so my old Playstation will likely end in a garbage dump.
have sex or else
>>564940986Nuh uh my bloonies will ignore this request
>>564940796Lalas don't poop!
>>564941095i want this with lientri
>>564941117Then why do so many of them wear diapers
>>564941072https://youtu.be/m4_8a0N8GcM
You literally don't have an excuse to not use Lightless now.They ban lalafell on sight. You don't need to join their discord anymore. What are you waiting for?
>>564941162Because some of us wet themselves...
>>564937646Thank you my cute wife makes it all worth it...
>lightless no longer needs discordhuge
>>564941180Lightless is the laggiest of all the snycs, genuinely a noticeable improvement on my game's performance the moment I shut it down
>>564941180what's xivauth?
You guys wanna hear my hypothetical auction pitch for the next auction?
>>564940259There were 0 malera at the meetup. zero! It's a malizerd genocide
>>564941203Can I see the +?
>>564941245sure
I dont use player sync mods because all of your characters look ugly with them.
>>564940641no one gives a fuck about some nobody wannabe asmon(((gold)))
>>564941180where did they even mention lalas?
>>564941180>They ban lalafell on sight.Proof? The post in your screenshot doesn't mention anything about it.
>>564941180>They ban lalafell on sight.Why would I use it, then? I would be a better person for not using it, in that case.
>>564941245Yes
>>564941073Bit down but nothing new
>>564941002crashing this marketwith no survivorsI wish they would open more worlds so I could start new FCs lol. I don't even care about having more submarines, I already gave 4 FCs to a friend because I got bored of printing gil
>>564941268Even mine?
Whenever you see two people with persistent emotes almost directly on top of eachother... it's safe to assume they're banging right
Thanks for trusting my with your sister's eye V-man. I totally can be trusted not to eat these for DRAGON POWER. Wouldn't even think of gulping this down, switching to DRG, and poledancing over Golbez's broken body.>>564941062Look it's been 2 years I don't remember if I got to second base with her or not.
>>564940645>>564940792Only dungeon sets? So not stuff from raids and such? 8 man, alliance
I AM NOT A PEDO FOR MODDING LALASIM NOTIM JUST A GOBBOFUCKER
Welcome homeShed your skin and expose your bones
>>564939809I agree with you anon it really should have been that way. Hopefully next expac smn will get that
>>564941363I don't like to think about it
>>564940649I'm going to be honest I didn't think of what I'd do when I succeeded>>564941250This is why we should keep all surviving malera in a bunker filled with snacks, videogames and entertainment systems...
>>564941019I am inspired by those who came before me, and I am driven by those who come after
>>564941095I'd love to but my EB doesn't want to have sex with me.
>>564941180player sync is better and you dont have to edit your lodestone either. can just make a throwaway discord for psync key creation and you're good to go. fuck lightless
>>564940641xeno spent the entirety of the expansion bitching and moaning and going after the guy who called him a pedo for grooming a 17 year old
>>564941418if you include some gunpla for me to work on I'll go in the bunker
>>564941017>I don't like G'raha, he ditches his job a leader of Crystarium the moment you arrive, and never asks how his adoptive daughter does until you're on the verge of returning there.I don't mind mind G'raha "ditching" his job as leader of the Crystarium, he already gave 100 fucking years of his life and a life itself to protect and help those people, finally accomplished his goal of giving them long term safety, and now can enjoy doing what he actually had hoped to get for himself. Also it actually might have reflected badly on him if he stayed as leader after ShB, after all, though the necessity of the situation required it he was still essentially a dictator. He already said early on that once the calamity was contained, he'd gracefully step aside and let the people of the Crystarium form a government, he'd have come across as hypocritical and power hungry if he suddenly decided not to.I do not forgive the adoptive daughter/granddaughter thing though. That was a shit move, I don't know what SE were thinking, that's like the ugliest thing G'raha has done in the game.
i'm thinking yea maybe i'm autistic, but what does it matter if i never have to interact with anyoneeven this thread is optional
>>564941268Jokes on you, I don't use mods that noticeably change my character
All i saying is that if lalafell had the option for them to be green and/or blue at the beginning of ARR, they would have gotten a lot less shit from the western audience.
>>564941095Sex with Lientri
>>564940580>>564940437I need to find a malera into mpreg
>>564941523nta but shes a grown ass woman and should be able to accept the fact that bro deserves to live his own life.
>>564941448wife
>>564941180i can't imagine how boring your life must be to be keeping up with shit like this just to troll the ffxiv thread on 4chan's /vg/ board
>>564939816what job would he be
>>564940641https://rumble.com/c/ColinOutTheWorld/videosSuch amazing content. I'm so glad we have only honest and truthful people defending Xenos.
>>564941267"Did you know... that when a hyena gets pregnant, it has to push the child out it's pseudo-penis? Most, if not all, first-born children are rendered still-births due to the narrow cavity of the appendage.Did you know that cape buffaloes, also known as the Black Death, will stalk you and hunt you down should it ever have a grudge against you? They charge upwards of 56km per hour and live off vengeance. Did you know that there is a specific species of Starfish parasite that takes over the body of the Starfish upon maturation? They cut off the gonnads of their victims to propagate more of themselves whenever Starfish reproduce.Did you know that there are wild bees known for fermenting rotten flesh rather than honey? They have no fur for they do not need flower nectar so they cannot collect and spread pollen. Scientists have observed that these bees can ferment their "meat honey" with natural sweeteners so as to add taste to their preservatives like we would with wine.Lastly, did you know that sometimes caterpillars remain caterpillars given the right conditions, never progressing to the chrysalis phase and then to a butterfly? It gorges itself on aphids yet it never evolves or mutates methods or traits to combat predators who desire the same food resource. It remains a worm incapable of flight. I wonder how close we are to the caterpillar than the butterfly. How we yearn for wings despite our obese bodies anchoring us to the same dull plants we consume endlessly, never questioning our circumstances like glutenous, worthless crawling flesh. How we will die crawling on our wasted potential without learning how to fly.More femra facts for 9.99 gil"
>>564941663And she does, but there's a fucking difference between that and forgetting she exists.
>>564940982I literally go to their twitter, grab the non futa stuff, and go about my day
Is anyone else just completely fucking burnt outI'm going to stop wasting my time reaching out to people
>>564941770dm me on discord i'll make you cum
>>564941736yeah im the caterpillar
>>564941770Not burnt out enough to post this drivel on 4chan.
>>564940437wait so malera are male seahorses?>>564941095I want to but I have yet to find a femezen wife
>>564941792I couldn't care less about shit like that
>>564941267I'll make you cum for 15 mil
>>564940982why is that impotent little cuck always on a perpetual seethefest 24/7?
>>564941770what if I reach out to you?
threads getting oldPOST YOUR THREADCRUSH
>>564940796Like a frog
>>564941859are you a.. femezen?
>>564940025god drg is so cool. name a cooler deeps, you cant
>>564941770yeah i just wanna play evercold
>>564941736>>564941868The duality of femra.
>>564941865dm me on discord i'll make you feel loved
>>564941890Ace
>>564941892Lalas are always full of shit?
>>564941792nta but hey
>>564941523The problem is that I'm told G'raha wants to step down, but I don't know how it goes. For all I see ingame, he goes from leading Crystarium to abandoning it all to Lyna to go adventuring like old times, and I don't recall any motion of anyone stepping up to take after him, so it feels like there's a vacuum. Even Lyna just keeps dealing with monster suppression, she doesn't deal with the civilian side.I was very displeased that Thancred, when told the First will be destroyed, immediately decides to fight off the Apocalypse for the sake of his daughter, while G'raha doesn't bring her up.I understand it's not really his memories, but still... she was his daughter, and he only remembers her existence when you're about to leave.
>>564941928I think that's even worse
>>564941180I'm literally a lalafell and in public Lightless shells and only the goonbench really gives a shit.
>>564941890Shan
>>564941890I saw my threadcrush in-game for the first time today, they did not show any interest in me at all....
>>564941890Jimmy Neutron
>>564941950dm me on discord and we can othergame and be friends
>>564941976was it me
>>564941762I don't think you realize how many families completely dismantle after the children become adults with their own lives. but also ffxiv writing rarely spends time making callbacks unless it's currently plot relevant. hence why we haven't heard a peep from zero or golbez during DT.
Favorite female midlanders?
>>564941890I do nyot have one
Ok soI am a straight maleMy character is a straight womanIt is not gay that I have sex with men
>NOOOO IT HAS TO BE A SAVE THE WORLD NARRATIVE IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE!!!!We could have had a story about fighting a class war against the financial and political eliteWe could have had a story about breaking patriarchal hierarchies of dominance(DT didn't do this btw). We could have killed Israeli soldiers and wiped off every zionist from the planet.But no, we just NEED to save the world from faceless bad guys for the trillionth time. Also final fantasy games have this tendency to glaze monarchs and princes and rulers like those guys haven't been the class antagonists of the proletariat for all hitherto existing societies.
>>564941997This design is nonsense
>>564941890Berke
>>564941948>The problem is that I'm told G'raha wants to step down, but I don't know how it goes.Well, he kinda catches a dire case of the fucking dying, you can't blame him for stepping down a bit abruptly.
>>564942056>its furrysandris..... where do i see the lewds
>>564941910How could you possibly guess that correctly on the first try
>>564941890My EB, we met in the thread
>>564941449>you dont have to edit your lodestone either.you don't have to with lightless anymore :3
>plays a final fantasy>complains about saving the world
>>564942065...If you're brown
>>564942056Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
that plastic femra is ugly, and always has ugly messages too
>>564942056PUBA HAIRpost catboxdidnt read btw
>>564942081I'm a knower aka a femezen
>>564942056>We could have killed Israeli soldiers and wiped off every zionist from the planet.>But no, we just NEED to save the world from faceless bad guys for the trillionth time.Basically the same thing
>>564942056Actually thats the stuff we need fantasy to get away from. Goodbye faggot.
>>564937309MSQ was abysmal dogshit and easy skip since Post-EW turned me into a speedreader. Criterion/Variant/Whatever is ass. CAR was actually immense fun for the first few weeks and I love it even though it's content fated to die after that small period.The foray isn't worth entering/unlocking if you don't raid. The fact they lacked funds to give OC more content but CE gets multiple planets where people spend 99,9% of their time in the base afk on Artisan is so fucking depressing there's no words for it.Pilgrim's Traverse I did to floor 90 then didn't continue because I lost interest.I think that for a lot of people the MSQ sets the tone for the entire expansion, and DT being ass as it is a lot of peoples mentality was just sour for every patch. I hope Evercold is a breath of fresh air.
>>564942056werent you supposed to 41% by now? shut the fuck up tranny
SunderingVenatZodiark
>>564942098After 38 years Square's plot will fail.
>>564942086Stealing your eb
>>564942056This is why plastic sex dolls shouldn’t be imbued with life or thought. Never ends well.
>>564942056Bro you know SE doesn't have the balls to do that kind of plot right now.Also that other anon has a point, is there anything closer to "saving the world" right now than fucking ending zionism?
nothing like idiots hopping on my body in frontline only for them to lose in 3rd place in the end
>>564942056Can you post your thighs please
What DC is CC the most active on usually?
>>564942096still not using xivauth either c:
>>564942056Don't you have discord for this nonsense.
>>564942223>I hope Evercold is a breath of fresh air.
>>564942335use whatever you want, that doesn't make it better
>>564942332probably aether, though it's only a slim margin of late night activity over other dcsranked swaps every season, i'm assuming it's going to crystal on tuesday
>>564942285that was me
>>564942223LEVIATHAN PRIMAL
Would anyone like to queue CC with me? Not duo queue because I'm on an alt but instead...Would you like to just chain queue on Crystal and pretend we met? I would prefer not to be noticed but I want some sort of interaction today with someone online...
>>564942168The struggle is real. I yearn because I must
>>564942076True, but still. He goes out, and never make an effort to come back, not even to give Lysa a proper goodbye.He doesn't even ASK how it went (or goes), it's like he completely forgot about Crystarium and everyone in it.
>>564940982nothing that happens here is of any consequence its fine>>564941769sickhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ypn3eh.png
>>564942056why are you in blacked undies
>>564941890Socrates Prime
>>564942208>my fictional content HAS to be mindless escapism>it can't ever investigate topics relevant to the real worldTell me how I know you never mentally matured past age 15.
>>564942378bitch looking at me like that serial killer who spent hours in a room without barely moving
>>564942508Now you want politics in your games?
Gtfo politics tranny
>>564942442Is that you or some random twitter? Also I do a bit of yearning myself so.. hey...
>>564942508>oh, what's that? You're a cop working 40 hours a week and you want to relax with a game?>FUCK YOU MY POLITICAL MESSAGE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR NEEDS
>>564942508go play [current political propaganda] you faggot
>>564941890Yuka Okkotsu
>>564942268Ending zionism would entail uprooting the entire elite class since they're all deeply involved in maintaining the state of israel and fueling the military industrial complex.For some reason SE is too afraid to actually make a game with a class antagonistic thematic.Again to reiterate, just look at how many of the previous FF protagonists/sidekicks happen to be from royalty. >>564942343Don't you guys have a discord for all the erpslop that fills this general? Somehow posts like "XY is so into ZW hehe xD!!" is NEVER the target of this line of critique, but me actually elevating the discussion of the game to higher standards is always closely scrutinised.Kill yourself dog.
>>564942508Name one game that has infused contemporary politics into the story and hasn’t been at best controversial and at worst a huge flop
>>564941769>Lover of female roes>makes half of his personality shitposting angrily about futas that its a digital footprint for him that spans for years>"I just save the pictures of her non futa or engaging with futas and dont do anything else about it pinky swears"really nigga?>>564941881inadequacy
>>564942552>coplmao kys
>>564942470burying my face in hairy femroe pussyand dying
>>564942301looking a lil pudgy
>>564942123No, they clearly trued to go big and complex, but its just contrived. The helmet is supposed to look like an ascian in a robe raising his hands to the skies, but his robe has twisty-knobs coming out of them? They remind me of string tuning pegs on the head of a guitar. It also looks like 3 faces, the one lowest shrouded in darkness, one in the middle that looks like it's behind the helmet and on top of the first head, and then the red mask crowning the top. The armor is a mess of generic ornate ambiguity, the weird grabby-hooks on the shoulders looks stupid, and do I even need to go into the legs and arms?
>>564942593Go kill Jews then.
>>564941881Because despite trying and posting for years, he can't draw and will never learn to draw.
>>564942631Alright Raravort
>>564942470That works>>564942609Writing fanfiction about me is flattering anon, but actually kinda silly
my moonie might log in
>>564942593Just popping in to say that I value these kinds of posts. It's nice seeing people post their unfiltered thoughts.
>>564941997>>564942065the design would be called AI slop nowadays
>>564941890Ragi but he might be autistic
>>564942631Hi Bubba. Maybe if you were ok, you wouldn't fear the police. Only criminals fear cops.
>>564942693And your opinion matters because?
>>564941997Pandaemonium was so dogshit, easily lowest point of raiding in XIV history.
>>564942746No, no it wouldn't
7XLPLUGINS
>>564942593>tranny fell for its DA JOOS pysop>tranny doesnt realize the jew is just a military rank in the overall nimrod systemgo back to your marxist discord servers little groomer
>>564942823pandaemonium was better than this expansions raids you mongoloid lmao
>>564942735What is she doing in the fields of Elysium?
>>564942508>my fictional content HAS to be mindless escapismThats not what those words you replied to mean.>it can't ever investigate topics relevant to the real worldDoesn't mean that either. >Tell me how I know you never mentally matured past age 15.I mean, you just assigned a whole different meaning to my post that isn't indicated in the words themselves. Thats an indication of either mental illness (ignoring the meaning while recognizing it), or stupidity (Not being smart enough to understand the words being read).
>>564942823t. filtered by P8S
>porn body>low resolution screenshot>bitchy gpose>some unrelated political garbageIt's been 3 years anons, 3 YEARS, and Sandris is still doing this gimmick. Why do you guys keep falling for his ragebait?I used to be annoyed at his philosophy major larp but now I'm kind of impressed at how much (you)s he consistently farms.
I guarantee the anons going "REEEEE NO POLITICS" right now are also the kind who post the Godbert speech about not helping refugees while spamming "based based based".
>>564942780what's that hat
>>564941257Maybe after raids
>>564941607JP devs shouldn't think about westoids at all.
>>564942301what is this hroth's thoughts on evolved jobs?
>>564942780What brush is this?
>>564942056Fuck off with the bad faith political discourse, you don't give a fuck about class war, patriarchy or stopping genocide beyond surface level bullshit on twitter.I'm sorry that stopping imperialism, toppling a nation's ruling class and playing revolutionary on two fronts and dealing with the fallout that comes after the revolution isn't enough for you.
I am still chain queuing CC on Crystal if anyone wants to tag along...
>>564942551Random jp twitter
lol
>>564942891xivggers are retarded and cannot stop replying to bait
>>564942056>>564942593why are you using such bad shaders
>>564941769>>564942720>>564942780kinda nuts that this impotent little guy is still posting the same fucking images from years ago at this point and doing the same damage control replies with them.
>>564942780you posted your art here for validation of your peers and you hold that all dear. If you didnt care about the opinions of others your wouldn't post images here to let people know its you posting, duh.you are a whore for attention.
>>564940641OFF-TANK. MODE. That's what im TALKING about, chat. Look, look, my main tank? He is CHAD MODE. His enmity is BBC sized. BIG BALD COUNTERS. I'm here to prep my CHAD main tank, chat. That's my job as a BETTER MAN MODE
>replying to bait is badImagine being this reddit
>>564942891Anons here love taking bait
>>564943014So what dc are you on fellow yearner
I'm on the fucking moon dude!
>>564942985yeah I'll queue a few
>>564942891Why would anyone spend three years almost daily posting THIS?
>>564943021don't be mean don't be mean don't be mean
>>564942923The decision to help refugees and inserting a direct allegory to killing zionists are not an equivalent level of politics, you drooling retard. One is contemporary, one is a constant throughout all of human history.
Lyna deserved a grandpa who actually cared.
TankHealerRanged DPSMelee DPSCaster DPSour fuarking heroes...
Gm
>>564942859Not in any way is this true unless you have severe rose-tint for EW.>>564942879I cleared it on a job I didn't even main at the time, pretty boring besides tree memes.
We really need to do something about Sphene's anal addiction. It's not healthy.
>>564943102grystal
>>564943178bro theres tons of scythes like that on the left are you high
>>564943207She has an armpit addiction as well, sources say
>>564943178yeah they've been really fucking bad. I'm still using the hydaelyn scythe
>>564943106kino
>>564943178go play BTN
>>564943021cute id ask her (him) where she picked them
stop making sexual remarks about beloved characters and stick to keeping it about your own ocs
>>564943135>evil tyrannical regimes are not a constant throughout historyOkay lol.>>564943024I don't like listening to my PC fans so I just use gameplay shaders.
Should my moonie get up
>boss dashes past you>spell cancelledIt angers me
>>564943189God, I hate maintenance days. It shouldn't take a full fucking night to be update everything.
>>564943230I can only think of the starter, EW tome and DT relic scythes
good night guy
sex with ryne
>>564943316you can do the same to them too
What do you think about
>>564943135Zionists are just the most current form of imperialist invasive force though? That's also a constant throughout history. Possibly even more than refugees.
>>564943292okay but they're dark and the colors are so cold and muted
>>564942929Hood of the black griffinThere should be a newer model of this head piece though>>564942975Default brush with some adjustments to the pressure sensitivity to keep it uniform>>564943067Pictures are pictures, what does it matter?>>564943070I post them because it's fun to post them. They're like emoticons. No one here has had anything constructive to offer me so I ignore their opinions. If I didn't ignore them I wouldn't post here
>>564943227Would you wanna meet up I'm not doing anything
>>564942923Uh no, I'm literally Nostradamus and do not meddle in your petty disputes with one another.
I wish people wanted sex with my femlala...
Reminder that there are still going to be weekly tome caps, you're just rewarded for playing how you want equally rather than do 4 daily sets of expert-trial-normal
>>564943408i love this moonie the most
>>564943437Where you at?
Is BLM really strong in CC or just people let them be strong...
>>564943292The original post wasn’t about “evil regimes throughout history,” you colossal strawmanning idiot, it was about the one specifically that Sandris perceives as evil.
>>564943178sensible weapon design does not exist in final fantasy xivi feel the same about rapiers, and a lot of weapon classesthe last good rapier they added was the relic weapon from ShB, most of them look like gigantic fat sabers with nonsensical fantasy detailswould it kill them to make at least ONE classical rapier design per expansion?
>>564943428Are you a cathedral.
>>564943316you have to make sure you don't turn 180 degreesit's annoying af, but it's the only way to avoid
Yeah ff14 just isn't a real game for the next week. With no plogons this game is so ass. See you all in like 2 weeks.
whatever bro I don't even care anymore
>>564943329> Date & Time]Apr. 27, 2026 8:00 p.m. to Apr. 28, 2026 3:00 a.m. (PDT)*Completion time is subject to change.Damn that’s a long time
>>564943521Cathedral is one of my names, yes.
>>564943380I don't like vibrant colours.>>564943502But the example you provided isn't generalised either, it refers specifically to the Ala Mhigan refugees?
>>564943392>no one has had anything constructive to offer mePeople don't generally like people who act like a condescending ass. You have a long history of being an ass. You are basically a failed DB.
this thread is so reddit during aussie hours
>>564943542damn evolved paladin looks sick
>>564943437>I wish people wanted sex with my femlala...I wish these posts weren't so disingenuous and I see it SO often in this thread. Seems to be from femlalas the most. Someone will ask to see your femlala and you'll either not reply or not show her.Are you just making a bait post or are you genuinely interested? Post a picture of her.
>>564943531This omg, I get dysmorphia looking at vanilla like...that's not me, yall. Do not perceive my vanilla, please, for my own health.
>>564943585Are ala mhigans real?
>>564943343https://files.catbox.moe/gbgt1w.png
>>564943614It's 100% a femra trying to tank femlala stocks.
>>564943509They might be making RDM rapiers thicker because you have animations where you grab the blade and if it was an actual blade it would look painful. Lorewise makes sense since RDM weapons should be a WHM cane upside down rather than a blade.
>>564943585Stories made today do not have to be topical for today. They can be topical for yesterday, or the future. Forget the lessons of the past? Forget to prepare the for future?
>>564943614Nobody actually likes lalas. It’s all bait. This has been an observed phenomenon.
>>564943614>>564943667
>>564942780Because I know better than you. You've spent years drawing and still can't draw the face of your beloved roegresses on model or a body in perspective, and it all comes down to your shitty ass attitude. Artists who believe they're beyond criticism stagnate at the bottom of the barrel, and that's exactly where you are and will stay.
>ai slop>dogshit fetishCatboxes are never good
>>564943596Oh boo hoo. My crime is being immune to you peopleIs this frustration from not being able to affect my mood the entire time I've been here?
>>564943408may I see your soles please
>>564943585getting a little F+ codedpost catbox to confirm what you have down there
time for esex
>>564943781>>564943781>>564943781>>564943781
>>564943542Yeah I don't really like this CE. Too many players in a relatively small area and then you have the aoe markers and people will suddenly render next to each other. Arcane Design's hitboxes and detection are junk too.The mindflayer CE is bad too I think.
>>564943750You don’t type like someone who is immune. The fact that you felt the need to reply is proof enough.
Thank you if you queued up for CCI'll stop because there's a player who just AFKs and has been in my past 3 matchesThat's not fun
>>564943437Hello there. I'm people.
>>564943657Why would Val make this?
>>564943775He's for blacks only.
>>564943657gross, huj
>>564942972I have a lot of thoughts (mostly about how ghoulishly bad WHM is) but the tl;dr is that the two DPS looked good and the two supports looked bad>DRG looks good but I'd need to press buttons in real fights to form a final opinion>BRD has promise, will depend on it doing real support numbers otherwise it's just going to be SMN2>PLD looks okay but dull, core looks mostly unchanged with some timers changed + an oGCD flip on your short miti + cover memes>WHM is straight up offensively bad, almost to the degree it ruins my optimism for the rest
>>564943106anon's already on the evangelion arc
>>564943672>you have animations where you grab the bladewhatwhich one
>>564943730No, I'm a great artist and I've definitely improved. You just don't want to admit it>>564943812Why does replying to you mean something negative? It's fun egging on people like you. You've held a vendetta against me for this long and I don't even think about you. I just draw boobies and play video games.
>>564944078I don’t know who you are and im not the anon you were initially talking to. I was just baiting you. Apparently it worked lol
>>564944459What was the bait?
>>564943343This would look better with Kong's fat cock pressed against it
>>564944491Whatever it was about my post that got you to reply to me twice now lul
>>564944045the ones where you use the focci, its not exactly grab but its close
>>564944653Isn't that just a conversation?
>>564944708You tell me
>>564944675its either a grab or its not a grab there is no "close to a grab"
>>564944761Are you playing stupid so that I can correct you and feel smart?
