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sex with ______
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This is now a Helsie thread.
>>564950560She's so real for that
hopefully this winter
You may guh, once.
Hope, Lexa, Helsie, and Skyefags all pale in comparison to Mikuanons.
>>564950973I'm thinking Miku!
>>564950843guh
are there any secret skins i can unlock by using a code or some other obscure method ?
>>564951560Check your DMs
>>564951560https://fortnite.gg/free-cosmetics
>>564951740Yes papa
what skin is this
>>564951927renegade lynx
wenegade wynx
>>564951775Wow there's a lot of stuff
omg wenegade waider
>>564951775I still don't have trailblazer tai don't know what to do.
wendell
>>564952042For a new player yeah. Epic uses a lot of it to pad playtime.
I have 7900 Vbucks.Lately, I’ve been thinking that I already have the majority of the skins I wanted, aside from missed BPs since I started in Ch5S1. I’ve come up with a "last batch" of skins I would purchase without worrying about getting anything else in the future. These are all collabs, as I’m not sure what Fortnite might release as their originals though.Star Wars- K-2SOMy all-time favorite SW droid. Sometimes when I play, I wish I wasn't playing as a person or a famous character, but just a masked, faceless robot, feeling no emotion, just executing my role by eliminating participants. K-2SO would solve that for me. He’s an advanced Imperial battle droid, and I can easily imagine myself as a unit designed to subjugate all other players in a match. Hopefully, he finally arrives this May.Anime: Frieren the SlayerThis anime is one of my all-time favorites. I’d want 4 skins: - Frieren- Himmel the Hero- Stark- FernI’d use these regularly. Just the thought of Frieren and Fern equipping SCARs and hitting emotes on elimination makes me excited.Invincible:- Conquest- Battle BeastI have read the comics in the past and these two were the most memorable to me, because unlike other even stronger characters they were basically devoted to their one purpose.I want characters like these in my locker. I hope that Wave 3 will feature if not both then at least one of them. We'll see soon.Looney Tunes:- Foghorn LeghornI’ve always loved the wacky animation and characters doing dumb things. Among the Looney Tunes, I want Foghorn the most. I’ve always enjoyed his shenanigans and the way he talks. Since he's in the Coyote vs. Acme movie and the Giant Chicken is already in the game, it gives me hope that it is possible for him to appear in Fortnite too. I’d want 3 variants:- Classic- Space Jam outfit- His movie suit outfitSo yeah, these are my last most-wanted skins. What about you anons?Do you have your own last time purchases wish list?
>>564952203I think you have to actually play lego to get him
>>564952995
Jules' stinky pits
>>564950379>>564950397>>564950487GOOD MORNING CUTIES!
Battle Royale player numbers at all time lows? Who fucking cares. More brainrot skins LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>564954161wenegade wynx
I've been playing Murder Mystery. It's fun
>>564950560chunners looks phat as fuck there>>564950843I think I know why brunhild isn't clicking with me despite looking like an OF whore, I haven't seen any good goonslop of her! GUH!
>>564954248Anti-AI troons finna cry hearing about this
>>564958012the 10 people left playing will love it
>>564958012aren't these new "realistic" skins AI?
>>564958701Lmao no
>>564954248tralalero tralala!more millions to AI software companies yipee!
>>564954248I hope someday BR can be good again, I remember one of those ex-epic employees on twitter saying that the save peely questline got cut short because of 2023 layoffs. a lot of epic's problems come down to mis-management. they are just too focused on making money and being competitive instead of making good content, and it's become transparent.
>>564960343Keep ignoring the fact it was on the best sellers list day one until the day it left the shop
>>564961345I'm not anti brainrot. I even bought them myself for being funny meme skins. I just wish the money went to the creator instead who was some guy, but he sold the rights to an actual AI data software company. thats more grim than the skins being AI themselves to me.
>>564962268as far as the creative shit, thats a bigger reason why fortnite players hate brainrot. creative brainrot maps are a huge moneysink money laundering scheme and a way for Tim to make Creative seem not dogshit via bots. and now they added micro-transactions in. the game is fucked in general right now so some AI meme skins are not the biggest of our problems.
>>564960176I think people are implying they were "touched up" by AI to give them the hyper realistic look, or it's new outsourced modelers we've never seen before. cause no other skins look like these guys
>>564962268>rando with no legal right whatsoever sells his nothingburger to some startup>epic goes and honors it like a true cryptbro and is left holding the bag
>>564962963They were though, they look like some jeet told AI to make Fortnite models out of concept art someone else drew
I've been conceptualizing a fortnite sidescroller lately. I think it'd be neat
>Monday>This stupid jeet still hasn't given me the perms to do a critical part of my job that I'm already doing every dayholy fucking shit I hate my job so much someone save me from this hell !!!!
>>564962963They've got the same realistic uncanny faces the tarantino and GoT skins did, arguably even uncannier since they're not based on real people like those collab skins
>>564965247the power of unreal engine
>>5649645832 hour commute baka deserved
>>564964583Sounds like it's not that critical to me
>>564953486>>564961659
Introducing Kaelyra, my newest Fortnite Concept! Design detail: Kaelyra has poliosis, a condition where parts of the hair, eyebrows, or eyelashes lose pigment and turn white. I added this to give her design a unique and recognizable feature, hope you like it!
>>564967993moldy waifu
>>564967993Uncle Ruckus ahh eye
>>564967993>Here's my original character!>She is mentally and physically disabled. Here's the list of all the diseases she has!Why do ex-Tumblr fags do this?
>>564967993dahja coded
>>564963904a game with actual weapons wouldn't be rated E
>>564969743true
>>564970369nice aislop broeven sonicfags used to put effort into their recolors
>>564970369>here's unusable blurry spritesI want to know why people even bother
>>564970540I would redraw it, just trying to get inspiration.
I won't be surprised when it doesn't happen but Harmonix would really be missing an opportunity to add this to Festival this week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyDBxOiR4dc
>>564970714Based creative director making the slop work for him. You're doing it right.
>>564950379you stole my webm again...
oh no no nononono, compgods...???
>>564975078Gangrexa>>564975756lol eat ship and die @BoopNL_
>>564975756Clix on the phone to timmy screaming for it to be nerfed rn
>>564975756What's the beef with simple edit? I used that to shit on buildfags on my way to unreal last season
Suisei bros we won
>>564978089it invalidates buildies' thousands of hours of 1v1 ishowspeed box fights and carpal tunnel and makes buildable slightly stomachable for the average player
>>564978481kek build babbies
>>564975078You cant do that silly white woman
>>564978704Told you. ZB chad general
>>564975756>>564978089simple build I sort of get, simple edit is pretty much how build always should've been after if they wanted it to be used in a pvp game, they seethe over it because it doesn't come with a bunch of useless edits they don't use like the default one does
>>564979756simple build is glitchy right now if you place a build and quickly swap to a weapon, if they fix that we'll see massive outrage
>>564980297>mexican meme
why do some anons act like theyre proud of not using mechanics
I don't get how festival works with regards to ESRB rating. If a song like "I write sins not tragedies" can get in uncensored then what's stopping other songs from getting uncensored?
What did timothy mean calling the asian guy an alien?
>>564982334Literally nothing except the trannies at Harmonix.
Hello /fng/, socceranon here. As updated the other week, the final votes got counted for the prospective team roster. Prep is ongoing to get everything from Blender into the other game. However I do need two last things from you. First is well, interest. So to prove you'd actually like to see the team again, merely reply with a skin you'd think would actually play soccer.The other thing is general requests. Billboards in the crowd can have custom art, as can our uniform. So if you wanna draw a badge, suggest some Blender "art" like last time or want more LilAtole porn included, reply too. We had two pieces of art included last time, so I'd love to feature more.Have fun playing and remember that the car quests end in like, 3 days.>>564982334I suspect it comes down to what licence rights are included, if the "radio" edit is cheaper or has more traction via streaming etc. Music industry is a fucking mess.>>564954248Bombardiro Crocodilo glider when?
>>564982090You had to be there
>>564982641i miss mega city...
>>564982783The Reload Mega City just didn't hit the same
>>564982783that was chapter 4, anon...
If the V-Buck economy were better, I would have bought the new Mjölnir pickaxe since any skin can use it and it looks cool as hell. But no, Tim has to pay his bills (another $700 million to Israel).
>>564982783play blitz
>>564982951I was going to buy the new Hel skin, than saw she was bundled with the other skins and an emote. I just wanted HER items, not the others. And annoyingly it's cheaper to buy that bundle than her items collectively together.The parasites who wanted back blings sold separately caused this fucking mess.
>>564963904gang garrison existed well before your time little man
>>564982632Agata. She's athletic and brown so she's probably played it at least a couple times in her life before settling on wrestling.
>>564978370if she doesnt get more cosmetics/tracks/emotes then its irrelevantidk why they keep doing these UEFN """concerts""" that always look cheap (unless theyre made inhouse by epic), advertizing the fuck out of them, then failing to make money by releasing more shit for the fans of the artist. they did the same fucking thing with kizuna.
>>564983060i did for a little while but i dont enjoy blitz as much as regular BR. and i only got the mega city map varient like twice out of 50 matches>>564982820its a little nostalgia since i started just before mega city, but it was still my favourite moment in fortnite.
>>564982632Ella, she always wins...
>>564982951>says all this>posts ai
>>564983334I was going to buy the new Hel skin before I realized she was AI generated
>>564982951holy cluh ean
>>564982632>So if you wanna draw a badge, suggest some Blender "art" like last time or want more LilAtole porn included, reply tooI wish my pc wasn't death at the moment, i really want to make a good badge for the team, the llama looks so plain with nothing on it, same with banners, i want to make one with a Octane pissing on other car but i can't find the exact frame anywhere, it's from the simpsons episode when maude dies, doctor hibbert opens a t-shirt from the ladies with the bazooka and says something about a Toyota pissing on some other car.I have so much free time right now and creativity that i need to burn out, but man, my stupid pc.Also for the uniforms do yoi think it would be too much to be the Pinata Llama? Can't find i good image, but pic is the reference.
>>564982632>bunch of collabs>not making an entire team of goalbound skinsidk concepts kinda dead from the start
>>564984437That's the point genius.
>>564984437let anon feel like hes part of something, he needs it really bad
>>564983772But could see take Cinder in a match?>>564984004That's Basketball. Surely she'd slip on the wet grass?>>564984187We've got a month or so of prep time, so if you can somehow find time to make something I'd gladly take whatever you have in mind. The current badge was placeholder, as the artist contacted for the original ended up trapped in Brazil for 3 months. Not a joke.Uniform wise, we use hues from the Llama. Light blue and dark purple for the home and light purple and dark blue for the away. With a Pizza Pit themed red and black third to prevent clashes. They are pretty basic as I am not the best at repainting FBM's. If I had a Blender pal or two to assist, this team would no doubt be much prettier.
>>564983454That just took me back
>>564982641That week was so based
>>564982641thanks for ZB, Dr. Sloneher har should have been like picrel and not fat maggots
>>564984835I heard Suda basically did nothing for that project but bankroll it?
>>564984646Ella has plot armor she always wins no matter what
>>564982632I included the pic I wanted in the form anon, just dont lose... oh and Ella. The answer is always Ella
>>564984646>But could see take Cinder in a match?Easily. She's Hispanic so she's automatically good at soccer and King of Fighters.Cinder would probably whoop her at other sports, though.
>>564985927Why haven't the Saudi's put KOF into Fortnite yet?
the french track makes for good menu music
I love nemia, but holy fuck, she always brings me bad luck on the battlefield!!!!!!
>>564979889shirtless option when
>>564984926yes, it's a classic Swery65 kusoge with the SUDA51 brand
>>564982632I vote Lexa Pepsi
>>564986495As expected. I am still livid that Swery bailed on D4
>>564986081contrary to popular belief vidya games don't like collabing with fortnite that much because they're actively taking the playerbase away, other collabs don't have this issue, and yes i say this after epic confirmed "100 videogames collabs" this year, but with how grace and the traveler ended up like, it's no surprise they're doing them with no passion, sidekicks have unironically been better
>>564986424I only have an 11% win rate so most skins bring me bad luck
we love billie eyelash here
>>564986770Valid take. I guess the Saudi's rather put the collabs into KOF and it's other brands instead, thinking on it
This general gets worse every time I look in it
>>564986770I guess ot depends on the company, I bet Hoyo were breathing down Epic's necks to make sure Blade and Kafka weren't phoned in
>>564986975The worst is the shop beggars>please epic intern!>bring back doraku!>where is reckless raith?!>the slurp pack needs to return!worse than the waifu posters, just shut the fuck up
>>564986970there's also the fact saudis have fuck you money, if a collab ends up happening it's 100% to advertise the game, not a fightan anon but this generation it feels like street fighter did good and everyone else did... average>>564987146if what some anons said is true it was a partnership collab since the game was coming or was already in the epic platform, or something related to unreal engine i can't remember, the skins were extremely high quality that's for sure
>>564987587>not a fightan anon but this generation it feels like street fighter did good and everyone else did... averageMortal Kombat has poor retention numbers to the point that DLC plans got cut short and Harada bailed from Namco/Tekken. Leaves you with a very shallow market share that is now monopolised (in terms of exposure) after the Saudi's brought out EVO. A new Marvel fighting game is in the works, but Sony exclusive. Whereas a new DOA and Dragon Ball got announced. Those are at least two years out
Fucking hate runfags so much
is Fortnite Thor able to use Marvel Mjolnir
>>564988124what are you gonna do about it ?*roons*
>>564988124
>>564986238loves like a lady, after dark and l'amour caché got my favorite and are part of my rotaiton now, very nice
>>564986894BIG FAT AMERICAN TITTIES!
>>564988751>"american"
>>564988793she's latina ?
>>564988124Just kill them later what's the big deal?
there are new star wars skins in the update.. right?
>>564989651You're not taking into account that they could also be killed later by the runner after they prioritise staying alive and stocking back up
I don't feel silly enough to play BR...
>>564989738very likely, it is April 30th which is right before May
>>564988230NoThe worthy thing is a Marvel thing
>>564986894She needs a new skin asap
So, how much does it take to grind on STW to get the free skin?
>>564989849Okay and? Just make sure you yourself are in the best position you can be in before another fight breaks out. If they're running then they aren't itching to come back to start the fight again.
>>564990008>which is right before Mayoh shit he's right...
>>564990323not very long at all. it's like around 300k and each mission gives 20-30k exp
>>564990480you can call me anytime if you want more genius insight
>>564990464when's her skin
>>564990464i love hangers (that aren’t flat of course)
>>564979889Actually a crazy skin. He has physics on his pecs tooHe's like actually a full on gay gooner skin
i never understood the need to consoom EVERY SKIN MADE. I just get shit i like and the occasional Hot lady coomer skin. you think i’m gonna buy elite kaido or fncs thor just because?
>>564991406I never felt this way to begin with.Been playing for about 5 years and I've only got 240 skins. (Keep in mind how many skins exist in total)
>>564991406Does he mean from the Battlepass? Honestly I don't even feel motivated to finish passes period. Battle Royales just aren't fun enough for me to warrant playing them for so long that I finish a pass because I just have zero interest in whats in them.
>>564991258and yet not a lot of people bought him compared to the other 2 norse skins, what is wrong with gays
>>564991258>jiggle physicsI will now buy your skin
>>564991939Hel looks ai generated and I'm not really into thor's design. Brunhild's outfit sold me its so swag.
>>564991939gay boys play as the gurls hunni
>>564991738i think he meant all types not just BP, but shops too
>>564991258I want to see women's nipples too!Why can't we have that?Are they stupid?
>>564992407you can't post that
>>564991939Gays are a minority and even they still play as womenI'm surprised the /fng/ homo didn't take a liking to him
>>564991406I think it's just the fomo that the game insisted on having for the majority of its lifespan. I mean, buyable BP skins only became a thing since C5S4; and even then, they haven't even come out yet. Not to mention that some shop cosmetics show up once or twice in the shop; then don't return for months, if not years before being available again. It's hard to break a habit like that
>>564991406collecting a certain type of skin i understand, such asfan favorites like RTL, CTL, fishstick, peely, cate, camille, sweat skins and sweat pickaxes, cool free cosmetics even. but EVERY SINGLE COSMETIC is insanity.
>>564991258I like the gym fit aesthetic but I already have Fish Thicc or Guile alt so I'm saving some veebs with this AI guy.
>>564992817ok but why are you buying everything? like if u like the skin i get it. For instance im a midas fan, but i dont have every shop skin of midas. I dont want that gay anime one. or the beach version. Like what’s the point to flex?yea ok i got travis scott because i like his music you got him because u just buy skins?
>>564992996the type of skins I usually buy fall into that catagory. but im not susceptible to collab fomo like ben 10. never watched it, don't really care.
>>564982632>a skin you'd think would actually play soccerMy wife Shadow Ops even though I wouldn't approve of it.
>>564991406I'm a ZB OG and even If I wanted to collect all Rio skins it's literally impossible so this whole FOMO shit doesn't affect me
>>564986428that would reduce his hotness however
What's the creative equivalent of picrel?
>>564988124The ones that run from rival contracts are the worst, get your shit together foundation fags
>>564994985where were you when i was hating on the rock yesterday i needed you bro
>>564995330
i swear this was a crew loading skin no? I swear i saw it in my game before the other day
>>564950379GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAAA
So now that we're a couple of weeks into the season, how do you guys feel about the drivable bus thing? I think it's kind of a non-feature really and doesn't do much to spice up the match, there's the supply crates but I've never felt the need to pick one up either so with all the problems surfing had at least it was a cool introduction to the match.
>>564995761forgot pic
>>564995080Sorry bro I was securing hotshot on arc raider trials, no one defending the rock is serious about it or has any kind of valid opinion worth entertaining
>>564994937Idk, but i wish fortnite has good creative modes, you never see something like space station 13 or trouble in terrorist town with mod maps. Imagine a Ballistic map but with lego assets or something.
>>564995821Its fun one time but they need to give the driver more of a warning. It drops you in too quickly.
>>564995821I'm level 400 so XP is not an incentive anymore. Maybe some special item?
>>564995956I eventually realised the reason nobody answered me when I asked "Are there any creative modes similar in quality, replayability, player count, as murder mystery ?" and nobody would ever respond. Its because there isnt really.
brunhild or hel?
>>564995761>>564995932it was in the files since then but was never released before now
>>564995821Yeah, driving the bus is fucking stupid, the 4 times I've been the driver i always turn around and never let the bus reach the other side of the map. This is the first season i drop quickly from the bus as soon the doors are open. Idk why epic keeps putting this stupid features that are fun for 1 week.
>>564996258uninstall wizard
>>564996258brunhild if you have good taste. hel if you like overdesigned ai slop
>>564995956If i were in Timmy's position I'd be poaching all of the best map makers from Roblex, TF2, Halo, ect. Instead of giving all that money to Brainrot and AI shit
>>564994985I don't actually projecting is the way to go, Ice King fags, why are you the ones running and then say "uh-oh Foundationfags are always running away" I only picked Fountation because of coin flip (and I don't actually really care about Ice King and in general), but every time I or someone grabs a rivarly they in my experience always run away like they got scared (like a little girl), not a good look Ice King fags!/j
>>564996258HelBrunhild is pretty but boring
>>564996258
>>564996509Score board says otherwise foundationletsI assume the game makes anyone a rival regardless of what team they picked, the winner just scores a point for their team on kill
>forces you to have secure boot on>put it on in hope that it will actually works to stop the cheaters from playing the game>tournaments are still full of cheatersfuck compniggers
>>564997098I didn't even connect the rivalry mode to foundation vs ice king I thought it was a seperate thing
>>564997205>complaining about secure bootonly third worlders do this
>>564997463nice deflection rajesh go play fncs
>>564996494Yeah, tim tim is so stupid. Imagine a "Creator or the week" tab or ad showing the map and what is about, but showing the ad on every mode you choose, i fucking hate picking the creative category and ONLY THERE the game recommend me other maps! I don't play creative all the time, and you know why? Because all the good maps are buried under copy and paste red vs blue slop! No wonder new players don't look that tab. You have>TMNT assets>SpongeBob assets>The Walking Dead assets>KPDH assets>LEGO assets>Fall Guy assetsAnd what you get? I fucking port of the Backrooms, another 1v1 arena or a boring Horde mode that make the zombies stops as soon as you climb a pillar...And my problem too is that most of those games aren't even single player, you choose a single player mode and is always a multiplayer crap. Also i fucking love those "Fortnut" wow yeah, i want to cum without closing my fucking game...
>>564997704creative used to be its own tab, and have its own hub. it's only gotten worse and now has micro-transactions.
>>564997298Interesting, maybe I'm retarded but I just assumed the score was based on rival contract kills since the score multipliers they were running on weekends have to multiply something. Could just be kills in general, I never actually read the fine print.
>>564998023No that makes complete sense I just haven't actively touched the showdown mode so playing BR I didn't connect the rivals mechanic to it.
>>564998023if it's rivalries they're lying out of their teeth 2 billion rivalry kills? even if every single kill in a match is a rivalry kill they'd need more than 20 million matches
>>564997850That's another of my problems too with creative, sometimes I'm scared to click a vbucks purchase because the maps sometimes are optimized to mouse only and the joystick doesn't work on certain things.
What's even good about fortnite anymore? I'm not one for doomsaying, but it seems like everything is going to shit.StW going free and Festival karaoke are the only highlights.
Hel would be better without the pointy sticks on her head and the transparent arm
>>564998753Solid 3rd person shooter with a large player base is all I got and good enough for me chief
>>564999594"large player base" yet my lobbies are 90% bots and 10% terminally unemployed sweatfags every single fucking game
>>564996494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rev8-nz93k&t=468sUEFN is just worse than roblox studio and i'm not convinced it will catch up
>>564991406>Klarqe Clint Gaminghttps://youtu.be/xHUNQP8aXcQ?t=421
>>564999778You're right we should get rid of creative completely
>>565000245This will save the game
Afu has post the "A Night Out" pichttps://x.com/i/status/2048837771473854881
>>565000245unironically yes
>>564982632hell yeah lets go
>>565000828I prefer his RE stuff
>>564997074i wish i saw boobs irl
>>565001187look in a mirror
>>565001164>Want a nemesis skin >But it would be his inferior garbage bag remake outfitConflicting
why do i think soldier boy from the boys is so cool & based?
>>565001494he's literally you
>>565001494because you're retarded
>>565001494because he has sex with homelander in the comics
>>564994937map that references multiple media, memes and is just a fun deathmatch? unironically any brainrot boxfight map
Why the fuck did they get rid of preloading assets I'm sick of all these blank icons in the locker and that shitty flat placeholder picture the game shows you before loading what you're actually looking at
>>565001770says the huey fan
I'm thinking
>>565000846Creative mode literally has like two or three games that are actually worth playing and the rest is copy paste escape room and box fight shit. Box fighting should be contained in its own mode, cut the rest. Focus on more unique games.They also need to stop lying about active player numbers and show you numbers from your specific server.
>>565003905
i want to unlock jess but not really that interested in STW. is 350k xp in STW a reasonable amount for someone that wants to just dip in and out ?
>>565004307its less than 10 missions
>>565004307it's 6-7 missions
>>565004535alright. that sounds fine
>>565004628hehe...
>>565004628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwnvHCCITf4
>>564996494If I was tim I'd cut the payouts from creative by 95% and use the saved money to make a legitimate TDM mode but then again Tim's a greedy retard and he'd probably use that money on something stupid like a first person extraction shooter that dies within a month
>>565003905MIKU MIKU OOOEEEEOOOO
>>565002890
>>564983334No, it's 100 v-buckaroos cheaper to get each bundle character's items separately. That's what I'm gonna do with Brunhild's.
>>564982492TRADE HELSIE IN AGAIN
>>564950843I'd rather do it to Miku, anon
I want Amanda next fortnitemares, but I'm afraid they'll turn her pig mask into papier-mâché
>>565006280I have limits towards the Miku's I'd fuck, anon.
>>564997463no true Sanjay! keep it up saar, Timmy might make you CEO one day
>>565006372COWARD
>>565005372omg this exactly what face i made when reading that post too anon
>>565006280I don't have limits towards the Miku's I'd fuck, anon.
>>565006621I AM NOT FUCKING A LITERAL MONKEY ANON GOD NO
What are the lore implications of ZB?
>>565006891Someone went back in time and introduced 3D printers so the industrial revolution was skipped
>>565006794>I AM NOT FUCKING A LITERAL MONKEY ANON GOD NOthe words of a sad sap whos never seen brickell/sauda/adora
Good to see Ranked Reload remains the most cancerous thing I've ever played.
>>565007927every time im forced to play it its always>smooth sailing up until gold/mid plat>suddenly at least one person is a fizz/grappler noliferby the time i hit elite if im not hiding in bushes all game i can just forget about lasting more than a minute in endgame. everyone just shoots at rotaters from range and then engages in autismo midair fast-grapple battles until somebody actually lands a hit.
who's the best monster girl, Ella or Wolfie?
>>564952995>Star WarsRepublic Commando skin or a Phase 1 Clone Trooper skin or styles for the ones already in game>HaloClassic Mark V armor (2001 visual style) or a modern one like in the remake>MarvelSuperior Spider-Man skin>HololiveMarine, Korone, Gigi, Biboo, Mococo, I'll take what I can get, honestly>DCRed Hood (Rebirth)>Doom2016's Praetor suit
>>565008908budge
all (western) cel shaded skin users are massive faggotsyour cartoon is ass and you have zero taste
actually jujutsufags should suck pavement too
>>565009582which cel shaded skin bodied you?
>>565009582>>565009831hard agree but extend that to all eastern and western animation skinsliterally every animation collab theyve ever done is normalfag garbageill only give a pass to the looney tunes skins that arent bugs because bugs looks like shit
>>565009582hard agree but mainly because the toon skins look like shit 99.5% of the time and look like washed out playdoh garbage instead of a decent 3d interpretation that uses the somewhat decent UE lighting but nope fuck it lets use the dogshit toon filter that looks terrible on literally everything
Hmm......Maybe I should use him a bit more my opinion of him is rising steadily higher
WE (yes me and you) NEED THIS as a jam track https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o?si=9Y-P8mue3jIxjEnj
I've been gathering all outdated UI elements and these are all i managed to find so far>Action Taken Screen>Parental Control Screen>Replays Screen>Return, Cancel Purchase or Refund Screen>Fortnite Crew - Crew Styles Screendid i miss any? not counting stw stuff, as ive been wanting to shit on epic for their laziness and incompetence
>>565011762oh boy i can't wait to play a song with every instance of "sex" muted
>>565011503His pecs saved Fortnite
>>565012205this is why festival eos is inevitable
I have a bunch of skins favorited but the game sure loves giving me Bina and Scooby-Doo at the same time as bandmates
>>565012574Brunhilde's pecs*
>>565012740White women fuck dogs
>>565011796the old UI was better
>>565013449>Log in>Pick StW because I barely played BR Chapter 1>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj1e8mhGwaIcomfy
>>565006280I'm thinking Miku Miku OOK EEEK OOK!
>>565012740You just know
can i complete the rocketleague skin quests in 2 days? realistically speaking
>>565015478It takes like 1 hour to complete them all.
i got her… now don’t say i don’t buy original skins
>>565016576you wouldn't know originality if it bit your cock off you aisloppa faggot
>>565011796I don't have a screenshot but last year my game was showing the old lobby before loading the modern one
tonight>Battle Ready (x4) [ID: BR0428]>KizunaAI (x3) [ID: Kizuna]>No Sweat (x2) [ID: NoSweat0428]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0428]>Jujutsu Kaisen (x6) [ID: JJK12]>Golden Week (x6) [ID: Goldenweek0428]>Fortnite Drops (x8) [ID: FND0428]
>>565016768fag
BringHerBack.>>565016576She's too basic to just buy like that, I'd need a coordinated shilling campaign with plenty of good goonslop of her but it looks like no one cared about her too much
is esme returning this golden week?
Finally, Takara bundle is coming back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1AYtV_tK0
finally, the slurp soldiers are returning
would be funny if they came back next time toy story does
cumming in lauffey's asshole
this season fucking sucks
>>565018151>green army man>covered in shit
new girl sucks well, but I miss your mouth
>>565017478go on twitter like 2 pics of her and the algo just starts inserting her in your feed
>>565016998can anyone with the code cutter show me what it looks like with the upgrade wrap
>>565019427you can refund it for free if you don't enter a match and just look at it inside the locker
>>565019427
Is bro going to keep constantly crying every time a new female skin has jiggle physics?First Lady Windfrost, now this...?
>>565019681thank you
is there a pickaxe equivalent to the code cutter?
>>565019045You mean Chapter
grim in the shop
>>565020063collabs are getting so sporadic I was fully expecting to see a billy and mandy collab in the shop
Founders, time to eat good.
garbage shop, RIP starter packs
>>565020242>billy and mandy collab in the shopim unironically wishing for one
>>565020336Good morning!
>>565020334Shut the fuck up we have Nobara in the shop
>>565020506who?
>>565019213that guys girlfriend did him dirty
Is this a goop BAPE cope im still waiting for that KAWS skin to return
>>565020336Oh boy! Finally the groomer skins! Murder Mystery here. I. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! NNNNHHHHHHHG!
Nobara, at an affordable price.
Yeah what a shitty shop at least theres still a whole week for esme to return, you better be reading this Timmy
looks like the ch1 tax for old skins are still in place, it was a mistake afterall
>>565020620what the fuck is a BAPE and no everyone will think youre using a sweat skin
something about this just looks strange to me
>>565021143you had to be there
>>565020794I wish I was a female so I could be desirable and have someone want me.
>>565020556The anime bitch that dies
>>565020336I need her tummy
>>565021292join the gboon discord NOW
FN will blow up when we get a king of pop collab
>>565021384Yamcha got in? let's goooo
>>565021587Nah
>>565021753Yamcha looks a little different than usual but whatever, let's goooo
yamcha in the shop lets go!
>>565021587Honestly, I'm surprised that he hasn't gotten in yet. Even if he doesn't have much of a story impact now, he's still well-known to a lot of people for one reason or another
>>565021507also when her skin drops
>>565022162Test tube carpet muncher liberal
the mjollnir couldve be a nice leviathan axe cope but the effects kinda suck
>>565022209sounds like a you problem, buddy
ranked is fun until you get to the point where every other player has a soft aim
>>565022257He's a fake Thor anyway he can't even use the real Mjolnir
Adam Smasher was a mass delusion. He never existed.
>>565022830He's as real a thor as marvel thor is
what the fuck is this? all the art people post of this bitch showed her with big titties. where are they?
>>565023429fan art tends to make the breasts on female characters bigger than they actually are, and Fortnite also nerfed them
>>565022830What is a real mjolnir its a videogame
>>565023429You can say the same about Cate and her massive badonkers, or spice and his MASSIVE ASS, people love live and laugh a life of delulu
HEARTWARMING: Save The World effectively doubled its playerbase by going free to play.
Actual good Epic original and fun to play
>>565022830the mjjolnir restriction is so retarded, there's hundreds of characters in this game whose source material doesn't get restricted for "muh respect to the lore" but mjolnir does just because it's from disney
>>565023923Wait until the free skin date expire
Still can't use IRON MAN glider with the other 3 Iron Men
>>565024052If you're not Thor or Captain America you don't get to use it.
>>565024212or moon knight
>>565024212technically any character that doesn't actually have a soul in the first place could lift it since the magic doesn't work. like the robot skins wouldn't get the power but they'd still be able to use it as a normal mace. but the whole thing is just a horseshit sham they barely committed to purely to make the marvel skins look flashier
Fellas... did monks always have a tail ? This skin gives off energy of not having one initially
>>565023923The falloff after the free skin goes away or people reach Plankerton and get assfucked will be astronomical
I was wondering why this song's vibes sounded familiar...https://litter.catbox.moe/zuv0g3.mp4
>>565025358 (me)Of course, Litterbox goes down as soon as I post.
>>565023881Spice is an exception
>Epic infested with sex-barren fat women>fat chicks don't wear revealing beachwear to hide their fatness>not a single bikini or revealing female summer skinNoticing....
>>565025760I looked up a fat girl basedjak and immediately got a boner and began burping the worm
(imagine mysticbeing cosplaying penny here)
(imagine a picture of jill here)
(imagine Meow Skulls funny face)
>starts raping
summer skulls
I need REmake Jill, NOW
https://youtu.be/OxstMK_Gkzw?si=5_-l7h1omEZii7rn
>>565026697jill if she fortnite best sellers
you all are so coombrained its insane
You guys ever notice Ark is the only angel skin in the gameCurious
>>565026485YES, P L E A S E
>>565027171You're mocking me aren't you?
WhiplashBeat drop with a big flash
>>565027236valkyries are angels, no?
>>565027560hmm...
>>565027171Can someone edit this so its Wendell laughing. Can be dire too
>>565027458oh no no I wouldn'tANON LOOK JILL FORTNITE
>ark>ark'ana>no d'arkMore of Epic going "fuck you, we do not want your money"
>D'ark is ironically superior to Ark
>>565027993>all of these are actually a latina with a gigantic butt and small chestreally makes you think
>>565027770oh yea that concept exists, but with brunhild i don't think it's coming at least this season, if only epic tried to remix more than 3 skins released during every OG return season
Mahito is really cute, no homo and haven't watched the animango
You guys don't know how hard I'm trying to convince myself he's ugly so i don't buy him.I already got Duke.
>>565028664he IS ugly tf are you talking about?
>>565028664ugly...
>>565027993>erm you see this is genius marketing so people buy the skin off scarci-NO YOU DUMB FUCK I JUST WANT HER BECAUSE HER ASS IS BIG. I WOULD'VE SPENT THE $6 SOONER BUT YOU ARE JUST RETARDED AND LOCKED HER IN THE VAULT FOR 5 YEARS
>>565028664>>565029179If only his theme wasn't a painter, maybe, MAYBE I would buy him
>>565027029I must be the 1% that prefers remake jill over og jill
Wheelchair anon here! And I'm now done using Squibbly, out of all the recent le heckin funny animal skins in the battle passes, he's gonna stick to my mind a lot longer since I think his utter hatred against Fishstick is pretty funny and valid. Now we just need a monkey skin that hates Peely. This is my dub for day 91 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]https://streamable.com/itbfba
im not allowed to buy vbux today apparantly
>>565030015you are a very very naughty boy anon, let daddy give you a spanking with his veiny rock hard cock
>>565028664I actually think he's kinda neat BUT lacking a tail is a big issue for me. It feels incomplete for a furry to have no tail. So I can't buy it even though I like him a fair bit.The other dudes from that set are pretty ugly though. A tail won't save them.
>>565029831she has twice as many results on r34 so 1% isn't accurate
>>565030115im sorry!!
>>565023881yeah, artists tend to go way off model, for instance meowskulls should be small chested
uoooghh...
>>565031220And smelly
>>565031252>full of sticky babies
>>565020336>been wanting The Search >it shows up today>also randomly get the desire to buy The Pretender>its already in the shopHoly shit I have some insane luck with Jam Track desire considering how many we have
>>565031908Should've been booty shorts
>>565031908Zavala won
thinking about dropping 8 dollars on two pngs so leelah and punch people
>>565033196I thought Nobara was the only thing people cared about in that shit show
>>565033290nobara is cute but objectively speaking she's more useless than sakura, sakura.
>>565028664>model a bunch of unique animal heads>put them all on the same generic human twink body that fits maybe one of them at mostwhat a fucking waste of everyone's time. him and the pug should have had a bit more chub or fluff
>>565033290Gojo is still very popular among zoomers even after getting his shit kicked in Nobara is Sakura tier
>>565033290you probably think Jill is the only good RE skin too
>>565033290lmao coomers are truly not in touch with reality
>>565033453she's still fucking awful but she's the only one to have anything close to a classic RE look so yeah she kind of is. downie re8 chris sucks, re5 is a joke, and nobody gives a fuck about the remake leon and claire. jill is still scuffed since she's the uggo remake version but the classic outfit puts her way the fuck above the other cunts
>>565033219can someone with atom eve try out this pickaxe in the shop?
>>565033916
>>565022162can't wait to hit the stateside emote after every killhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKFG-Eqpmxc
>>565034107nevermind I already saw what it looks like
>>565034548they need to hurry up and give this bitch her fat form style to properly tie into the comics and show plotline
>>565034713agreed
>>565032846He hasn't equipped him once since he's been out
>>565033219I did this for drift, phantom guff, and a few other skins that have that pink accent I like
Holy cow, the last lego odyssey patch is super insane, one portal after the other, you get a bunch of oil more easy now, the ice dragon doesn't seem to be much stronger compared to the fire dragon, kill 2 on my way to find a fire one, those idiots jump out of nowhere in the wild, they scared me... Two times...
>>564950170Suidance
>erm the boobs size does not coincide with the anime version
Its crazy how my opinion of rap changes when its not being sung by some scummy black guy glorifying vice amd terrible behavior NF's stuff is genuinely good
>>565036142Sorry zoomie, Cardi Playboy is the Goat, and Juice Wrd is the Mega Goat
Does every song have Pro Vocals?How tf are you supposed to sing something fast as fuck like rap
>>565037023rape songs are rated the lowest though because all you have to do is talk
>guy taunts on me>report him for grooming children
bless
>>565037023>>565037071I wanna hear an anon sing Magical Cure Love Shot.
>>565037565#blessed
Epic needs to take the Valve route of cosmetics for Fortnite if they want to make back all the money they've lost over the years.
Ella Slurp
>>565033290THAT SHOW IS FOR FAGGOTS, TRANNYS AND GROOMERS DO YOU REALLY THINK THEYRE GOING TO BUY NOBARA
>>565031908His face animates really wellDo Hel and Brunhild do as well?
I've watched all of Mr. Beast's videos now because of his Fortnite skin and Fortnite creative collaboration with Epic Games, can someone put me on to something else similar? I'm talking full goymaxxing ultra jew worship youtube contest slop
>>565039565there's various brands of paint you can watch dry if you want content on the same level as mr beast's
>>565039389They both have extremely stiff facial animations like as if they're missing bones in their cheeks or something. It's a anomaly how good Thor is compared to them.
>>565039762maybe you're an out of touch boomer but mr. beast literally pays people 10k an hour to fully stimulation optimize his content, it's some of the most mentally stimulating mental popcorn you can consume
When is the next large patch?
>>565039945April 30th, in a few days
Remember when Helsieposters were a respected group around here?
no
>>565038214Which is?
>>565040381never?
>>565040381we still are furfag
>>565038054helsie be with thee
>>565040381
I FUCKING HATE LAUFEY!
>>565041770Sexa
>>565041770she was my favorite skin to use in ballistic because her fingerless gloves and painted nails are cute
Miku win!
>>565043512>Reboot>Build>Clearly assisting a kill rather getting it yourselfDo i even have to say it?
>>565043512congrats
how can i get a gf like this? i’m terrified to talk to woman irl
>>565037565>>565038054>>565040970>>565041770>>565043512>>565044037I LOVE YOU!!!!
I JUST ELIM A MIKU NUUUUU
I guess my face isn't allowed on the Facebook page. >=(Hello, anons.
ATTENTION: ALL EPIC FORTNITE GAMERS: My wife Evelynn is on the shop.
>>565045615why she look like a fish from that will smith movie
>>565045787No_______________________________.
>playing STW>rando i joined with added me after a mission>we party up and play a few missions together, both mic-less>he's extremely friendly, gives me stuff, emotes and dances with me, pretty much never leaves my side>but he would not talk or respond to me in the text chatWeird guy. Friendly, but weird.
>>565045787i can see it
>>565046154>Weird guy. Friendly, but weird.Not weird. Probably a kid on console.
>>565020336>Kizuna is back after just two monthsThis should be enough to make it clear that Epic and Fortnite are currently experiencing a lull in player numbers and are looking to attract more players faster
>>565046304>unattended console kid
>>565046668STOP.
Jesus fucking christ here we go again
>>565046304Ah thats a good point.
>>565040853Nope
Congratulations! You have been personally invited by Tim Sweeney to fly over to Epic HQ for one (1) day and give the developers and middle management your ideas to boost the number of players. What do you say to them?
>>565043993Hey... my teammate and I strategically held that gimpsuiter in the storm. And we had a great game overall.>>565044008Thanks!
>>565048827Cut the funding for to Isra- Steal teh Brain Rot and make a Summer Lennox skin
Should I buy her?
im just thinkin'... if i ended up missing meowskulls and highwire i would be physically unable to play fortnite. it would hurt too much. i feel so fucking bad for those that got fomo'd.
>>565048827Can you please put [Redacted BP skin list] on my account so i can pretend to by a OG? Peace out chrome dome, smell ya later!
>>565043512Miku wonShe won
I played STW earlier. Did they remove B.A.S.E. for constructors? it didn't apper on the trap whell.
>>565049734you didn't need to rub it in anon...
>>565050214It's a emote i shit you not.
>>565048827make the storm start doing 2 damage 1 rotation earlier
Now that Ben and Alien X are in fortnite how does this topple the powerscaling of fortnite
>>565047430I was going for Brown but Latino makes more sense
>>565051117peely feats?
>>565050651That sounds stupid so I guess it's probably true. Thanks for letting me know. I'll check it out next time.
>>565050621Sorry anon, it just hit me a moment ago...I hope they bring back old skins the fomo is so artificial.
>>565049552Rogue Gunner? Hew yeah nekra!
>>565044037where u get dem wings ?
>>565053459it's obvious retard
>>565053645stfu and stop acting like a retardthose are the wings of icarus
>>565053459pretty sure they loaded into a custom map and gave themselves the icarus wings, if you want a glider that's similar enough there's this onehttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=5341
>>565051117Godzilla (monsterverse) got slapped down by the last big bad. They'll just pull out w/e/ big bad they need to because "muh nothin'"
Jules is hideous btw
im the scrubber
>>565054360>>565054587Cuuuute!!
>>565054360Midas' genes have to be in there somewhere. Put me in (her) coach!
>>565053645why the FUCK would you say that to me lil bro. chill.>>565053993>>565054023Thankyou! I'll wait until its in the store at some point over the next few years.
>>565048827>sex update>character animations for creative/live events that dont make you look like youre walking around with a poopy diaper>a fucking TDM mode or something, like how is it almost a decade since release and there STILL isnt an officially-supported non-br shooter mode? tard rumble and csgo dont count because they were both ass and patched out.>mega man season>change all of the dogshit comp engagement bait systems back to how they were prior to ch7 (i.e. you can play whatever ranked mode you want and still get all the items, no more map-specific grinds, etc.)>find a way to make the map npcs interactable outside of br so that people can actually read the dogshit you retards wrote and can follow the story. as it is, everyone has to mash through the dialogue so that they dont get raped by the top 500 rivalry gimpsuit in their lobby for daring to stand still for an attosecond>fnaf fortnitemaresthere, little smidgen for everybody, even taking into account the kiddies who just want skins
>>565020432gm gamer
>>565046594More likely they are putting the vtuber skins in for the concert in OP. Expect Desdemona to also appear
what is so good about this anime? why do zoomers like it so much
>>565058838least appealing anime designs ever. i'd rather naruto. (i hate naruto)
>>565058992>least appealing anime designs ever.that's what i'm saying likeall the characters are just wearing the same shit
>>565058838discord groomers and tranny coded anime, thats the appeal
>>565058838its cool and edgy and you wouldnt get it unc
>>565058838I hear its the animation
Is there a way to check your Venture STW inventory in the lobby?
chances of Meowtooth returning to the store soon ?
>>565060650check your DMs
>>565060864you gotta send an owl, harry has no idea what you're on about
i know NA is asleep but holy fuck this general isn't usually *this* deadfortnite is dead
good morning /fng/!
>>565065208theyre just about to wake up for school dont worry
>>565065283good. hope it reaches 100k
>>565065208Sorry ive been fighting for my life in the helldivers 2 general Shits busy there
>>565065398the lens flare is covering his cock and balls (he unzipped his fly)
>>565065894weird pose to take a piss
>>565065973you haven't lived unless you've pissed in the middle of the woods with your legs spread apart
>>565048827
DEADGAME
>>565060623pumping
HACE CALOOOOOOOR
wenegade waider
fortnite is nominated for a DGA(dead game award)
>>565060623Similar energy. Also, you got any sauce to go with that full course meal ?
>>565073885salmonshark10
>>565074550Yum thanks
dead gamedead generalyou deserve it timmyyou did this to yourself
Running from yourself nowCan't hear what you're tooooooooooold...
the latter
>>565080445>hmm the last young nigger we collaborated with was a child rapist and took them apart like a deranged serial killer>eh fuck it hire more, whats the worst that could happen
>Hey, you know that game mode literally called "Blitz" that is designed for fast-paced gameplay? >What if we removed every single mobility item from it?
I just want to go back in time and play Chapter 1 with my friends pulling all nighters and staying up late whenever there was a new season and talk about it with my friends at school
>>565083164Faggot subhuman tranny zoomer fuck.
>>565083603Mr. Grumpypants
>>565083164good timesI'm so glad I'm still playing every season with my friends. I love them so much.
I wish I had friends...
>>565085252:)
>>565085568:(
>>565056103>find a way to make the map npcs interactable outside of br so that people can actually read the dogshit you retards wrote and can follow the story. as it is, everyone has to mash through the dialogue so that they dont get raped by the top 500 rivalry gimpsuit in their lobby for daring to stand still for an attosecondThey should revive the Playground/Battle Lab concept except have it with much more players. A kind of sandbox mode where players can join at any time and just dick around, do quests with other players, kill each other if they want, choose to squad up at anytime - and maybe have some sort of invulnerability option if you don't want to do combat. Kind of like Red Dead Redemption online if anyone played that back in the day.
>>565085659:I buck up little camper
>>565083164Chapter 1 played like shit.The only reason it was popular is because zoomers are the biggest sheep every and have shit taste.
>>565056103>>a fucking TDM mode or something, like how is it almost a decade since release and there STILL isnt an officially-supported non-br shooter mode? tard rumble and csgo dont count because they were both ass and patched out.There's Respawn Rumble but it's barbecued ass and no one plays it because they don't support it. It's just one POI and you have to loot for some reason which wastes half your time. I think it could be decent if they;>rotated different POIs, including current and older maps, maybe have a vote a la CoD>let players choose their guns instead of shoehorning looting which doesn't work in DM>no grey guns>no overshield because it isn't needed and just makes people tank-y and fucks with the pace>faster reload speeds since reloads speeds are optimized for BR and fucks with the pace>killstreaks, maybe unlock boons, maybe upgrades your guns rarity
I say ooooh being removed from the game got me feeling, got me feeling Now if only they could remove all the other rappers
>>565079429Fucknite
>>565084624that sounds cool anonall my friends stopped playing around chapter 3 and the few i had that i used to play with these newer seasons arent my friends anymore i only occasionally play with my gf now and solos, ive been playing squad fills lately but its a coin flip whether your team is going to be 3 retardeds or 3 guys who are just missing one and adopt you
>>565086407>.t latefagyou just had to be there chapter 1 and 2 were the last time this game had soul
>>565085252Most of my friends don't play anymore. Its a completely different game when you're playing in a full party every session as opposed to like every 5th or 6th one.
>drop battlewood>kill a few bots>nobody else around>wait for the storm to close before i rotate>pull up yt on my phone to pass the time
recon scanner, my beloved!
>>565080665Why not just remove them from the game entirely? Its really weird they didnt just force a refund instead
>>565049734*sniff*Unfortunately I'm one of those cases ;_; Didn't see the appeal of the game years back because I was doing a lot of stuff IRL and didn't really knew much about it.I kinda regret it to be honest and I could've made time for it but oh well.
>>565092246that sucks dude. like i said, the fomo shit is artificial and doesn't serve any meaningful purpose. you should not have to miss out.i started playing like two weeks before meowskulls was added to the game so the timing just lined up insanely well. and especially after highwire i became a lot more vigilent.
>>565065283I would also say overly grindy shit has turned people off. I used to endure some ranked when it wasn't too much trouble to get all the rewards, but now I won't even bother. I used to play Reload from time to time, but the Map Mastery made me never want to touch the mode again. They think making shit an unbearable grind will increase engagement, but it only makes people not want to play.
>>565092246Honestly wish I could give them away.Both skins are just collecting dust on my archive.
>>565055690it's a DC cosmetic, it'll come back. Unless it's Peacemaker, then it's never coming back.
>>565094548It just looks like bootleg Jake Paul for people who watch too much gay pornI hate it
>>565094664Jake Paul wishes he looked as good as himbo Thor
>>565086882The looting really does waste a lot of time for such a short game mode, but I don't think choosing weapons is the right solution. It will result in everyone choosing same OP loadout meta with zero variety. I would much rather everyone get a random loadout on drop. Force people to have to play unconventionally to work with what they're given. If you die you get a new randomized loadout on respawn. Assign points to rarity types and let that dictate people's loadouts. So if each total loadout is 20 points, and a legendary gun is 10 points, your other 4 slots will have to be lower rarity items to balance it out.
you should have noticed I've been focused
>>565094664You are a Big Lenny type of guy, i see.
>>565094548That space between his shirt and underpec is so sexy
web shop won't load now...niceI already launched the game once
>>565094548>no armpit haircowards
If they added a fat retard skin to the game he would be popular. Peter Griffin (who isn't fat), that one dude with the blue hair and Jonesy Forma de Unemploymente doesn't count, it needs to-be a shitpost skin./
>>565096390
>>565096675I have actually seen this nigga so he was right
perhaps…
>>565096892Zeus! I have yet to return!!
>>565096892>stop begging me you fucking retardbased
>>565050214It seems that almost every update messes with BASE.I've found that if you dont have any floor traps, or too many, the BASE doesn't pop up.
Fortnite Icon Skin Hatsune Miku is launching…*checks notes*fishing gear. Now i know most of you arent chads and would never dare touch a fish unless it was a fishstick. but for the real men & real Miku fans this is for us.
Bros, do I get Gojo or Toji? I like Toji better as a character but the costume is ass. Do I just yolo on the full villain set?
>find the perfect wrap for my outlaw megazord>can't see itcool
>>565098580I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A MEEEEEEEEEKU!
>>565098997Nobara and her…
you now remember the warner brothers mode
>>565099102megazord is an outlaw? what crime did it commit?
>>565098997Yeah they dropped the ball on Toji's outfit.
>>565099102Which wrap? I find it annoying how there weren't any black and gold styles given to the Megazord's cosmetics. The back bling and pickaxe should have definitely had B&G styles, and the wrap could have also had a reactive B&G style when used by the B&G Megazord. Also sucks that the Megazord didn't get a contrail variation or morphing emote with pic rel. The contrail disappointingly defaults to the Green Ranger's coin, and the emote is the llama coin.
i feel like people sleep on nobara :/
i feel like people sleep with nobara :/
>>565099491Being Based>>565100079This onehttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=22261Just because the gold and red matches, also the wrap light up red after every shoot.And I'm using this as his pickaxehttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=22220Because i don't have any energy/plasma sword like the ones from Gundam (i have the halo sword but is not same)
>>565100079I think wraps should have selectable styles so that you can select whatever color you want for the power rangers wrap instead on the non red versions being locked to the MMPR skins
>>565099102Never really cared for the Megazord skin but desu I am partially tempted to try it out if only to do a shitty action figure "toy" theme
>>565101272Zucchinibros... we won...
>>565100079>Also sucks that the Megazord didn't get a contrail variation or morphing emote with pic rel.What's frustrating is that they used that coin in Rocket League for the MMPR goal explosion, so it should have been very easy to also use it in Fortnite for the Megazord's contrail and the It's Morphin Time emote.
>>565093691>>565093232Yeah. I'm still happy with cate meowdy, wolfie, camille, synthesis and various others I main as. I would assume they know how popular meowskulls is in the community and a cope alt would be nice at least.Similar to what they've done with "God knows much" meowscles skins are there by now. Seems they got more on their plate than they can chew.
>>565101272booo
>>565100834Ditto for contrails and emotes. I hate when different styles are locked behind a specific skin. It's already in the game, just let me choose it!
>>565099257AGVN would legitimately be the only male skin I would ever play as.
>>565102628there actually are contrails that have selectable styles which make it baffling that its not an option for the power rangers one
>>565101272We already have Remy you fucks! The cooool remy!
wrap it up, OW is coming
>>565103489Wht month? This month? Or next year month? Or next year next year month?
>>565101272>turnleft>ratatoing>no gameplay changes implied or announced, compfag jerkoff session continuestheyre aiming for 200k lows by the end of the month
>>565103489its impossible for them to add orisa so why should i care
>>565103489about time
>Collabs, collabs, collabsWhat's next? Fucking simpsons? Fucking Family Guy? Fucking looney tunes with Big Chungus emote? What about obscure cult classics like beavis and butthead, power rangers or ed edd n eddy?Can you imagine if they put those is the game?!
>believing Fortnite leakersCouldn't be me...https://files.catbox.moe/suzmxa.mp4
>>565103489>It's going to be Mercy, Kiriko, and maybe Tracer>No Ashe, Mei, Ana (old), Ana (young), Pharah, Juno, or WidowmakerWho cares
>>565103489only her can save this seasonbut they were sure it was a bp skin so they're just bullshiting
>>565105035maybe tracer? no its for sure tracer you can't do an Overwatch collab without Tracer she's basically the mascot
>>565104719Yeah, fool me once, shame on you, full me twice shame on me, full me trice shame on me, full me sixseven times in a row...
>>565104719that retard bloatzen made a anniversary post to his lightsaber leak he was willing to die on a hill last yearabsolute joke of a community, not only they forget about it even the leakers joke about how shit they are
>>565105035it’s leakedTracerDvaMercy Genjithose are the skins
>>565105189>british>perfect teethSure buddy.
>>565105352>D.vaI'm sold
>mfw see the skunny left unguarded
>>565101272As a Camaro owner who doesn't give a fuck about Nascar, I bought this in RL years ago cause I figured it was probably the best I would get, but it always aggravated me that it didn't allow for customization of the wheels or a clean decal-less body, or any decals for that matter beyond the included Nascar ones. Fortnite integration should allow for the car to be fully customizable, so that will make me very happy.
>>565105631If they added her mech as a miniaturized sidekick it would be the one sidekick I'd actually buy
>>565101272bro who is hyped for nascar… all they do is turn left
>>565106132>sidekicks are bad unless it’s something i wantalways the case
>>565101272>RatatongSeeing how samleakss previously posted that it'll have a RL event (can't find the post tho), I wouldn't be surprised if it's like the Sonic collab and it's just a RL collab with FN just maybe getting a Remy sidekick, no skins.(Then again he also said a Looney Tunes event was coming to RL so there's that I guess)Surprised they didn't do this during S21 (the Paris season)
>>565103394>comparing this ugly tranny with remyfuck off
>>565105943>proud to own a camaro>the poorman *LUXURY* car
>>565106132can't reuse cuddle team jr animations for that so its not happening sorry
>>565025349I'm at plankerton rn, when does it gets ridiculously hard?
>>565101272>a remy and linguine skin would technically be another mech
>>565104040GUH
>>565103489>The Porsche Macan is coming with 4 OVERWATCH decals including Genji, Tracer, Mercy and DVAPreviously Porsche collabed with Overwatch and released the D.va skin in the background alongside a Pharah skin, that's where the leak comes from on the side of Rocket Leaguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqqj7ThetM
On the topic of car leaks, new truck coming...
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>>565107187
>>565105336Since leakers like to make anniversary posts, I can't wait for the 25th of May to see if Hypex makes an anniversary post of this...
>>565106971>neft this!https://youtube.com/shorts/8U7r7HnEEus
>>565106735In what world is a Camaro considered a luxury car? It's a muscle car. I could be literally swimming in a pool of my own cash and I would still take a V8 Camaro over a faggot luxury car any day of the week.
guess we're doing car collabs now
>>565105352>No mommy VendettaI'm surprised that delay wasn't so they included her and a Jetpack Cat sidekickWave 2, maybe?
>>565107187I just want to know when they're gonna port over the damn Jurassic Park Jeep from RL. Some leaker fag said it was coming like 6 months ago.
>>565093685>grindy shit to the max>a dozen compounding greedy things to reduce value from things or make them more expensive>skins still shit>sidekicks still shit and overpriced>collabs still shit>prices going nowhere except up>gameplay still stale>no chapter gimmicks for 2 chapters, arguably 3 since projectile only for chapter 5 didn't change much>even shit like boons gone>blitz has had the same 1 singular map for like 5 months now>reload has highest concentration of cancerous unfun items ever>every other mode is unfun, slop, or both>STW being free doesn't solve it from being both grindy and unfun>season is memberberry soup with a million recycled or reskinned items with almost nothing actually new (that matters)>can't get friends to play because no thin client = 150GB install size>can't get friends to play because 1 person being decent = whole enemy squad of gimpsuit sweatsYuuuuup no wonder why player counts are down. Almost like STB shouldn't get $800 million per year and they should make something decent for a change
>>565108507The only collab car i would buy, and the goal explosion.
>>565104625Guess what? The only reason I ever paid any attention to this game and started playing it was because of a collab. They actually help bring people in. If you're gonna bitch about something bitch about the catering to compfaggery.
>>565108540
>>565109008i don’t play ow, looks the same as ow 1
>>565109008If tracer and Dva have a nerfed ass, I'm never buying a single skin from this game ever because I refuse to give them money when they are *this* retarded (I am assuming they will be nerfed)
>>565109276changes were minimal, dva and mercy changed the most (for this batch of skins if real)genji just got a hoodie and pants
>>565109008Call me when the interesting characters get in
>>565107187why are they still adding fucking caaaarshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C6DMmu4DvQ
next 4 cars coming to rocket league and by extension fortnite>GMC 1500 Truck>Porsche Macan SUV (with Overwatch Decals)>Chrysler Pacifica SUV>Nissan 350z
if your a guy and ur hyped about Dva, just come out the closet bro. just say u like femboys
>>565110392The Nissan looks like the Jaeger, also driving SUVs on rocket is weird lol the rocket league SUVs are cute because they are small and chunky, like choro q's
>>565110357Because some people like cars? They're also already in Rocket League, so easy to port over.
>>565106971Do you think the Porsche would have this decal?
>>565110656she is eating her underwear
>>565110703just seems like they're bloating up the game now that rocket racing is getting killed in october
>>565110703If they're "so easy to port over", why is it taking so long for the Fennec to come, hm?
>>565111225It's really weird how the most used car in RL still isn't in Fort.
>>565110656guh
>>565111173You can say the same about shitty collab skins nobody buy, they are "bloating" the shop and the game, stfu you stupid contrarian retard.
>>565110810no way to know until someone posts the raw decals like it happened with spiderman and one punch man, for an idea you can imagine something like this it would make sense to use that if it was what advertised during that event, the other 3 would be a mystery>>565111225>>565111323nta but it's logical to think epic is not porting a lot of the old originals into fortnite because their plan is to sell newer ones, it's clear they release more new cars in both games than old cars in fortnite, and even with that it's mostly collabs getting the compatibilitythey even released the fennec ZR-F and that was a new car in rocket league, unlike the octane ZSR that was just imported
>>565111225I wish they port the GTI already
brunihild sexo
>>565111173nta but I mean, they already invested way too deep into this car integration in FN so now they have no choice but to continue along, they can't just take them out of Fortnite that easily, they can't put the genie back in the bottle, they made their bed and now have to lay in it.That's why they're doing the "Rocket league ported to Fortnite" (if it's real), to continue the investment.
>>565111738>pass car>when i wasn't playing rocket anymore
>>565111578>cosmetics you will soon only be able to use in unranked battle royale are the same as skins which you can use in every mode
leaving
Let's gooo.Do you guys think Fortnite would do the same?
>>565113282Good, hope they never came back!
>>565113380Fortnite will do one for sure, especially since there's a movie coming out the same month
>hope mentioned
>>565109008wow dva and tracer with a diaper butt im so excited!
Are they using AI for the new models?
>>565114091only on the ones i dont like
>>565113282great value ahh merch
>>565113598They may be waiting until closer to the film's release for a Star Wars collab, which is May 22nd.
>>565114849it'll probably be like C5, just some unvaults and a grogu sidekick, but they'll definitely do itshame I'm not touching BR until rivalries are gone
>>565115130guh?
>>565115130if you don't want rivalries there's ranked, it doesn't have them
>>565115262I'd rather play ogeven if they turned bots to 11
>>565115130It just seems crazy to me that the first Star Wars movie in 6 and a half years and they have nothing major planned for promotion, just some shop stuff. Last year they had an entire Star Wars mini season.
>>565115130>when your stupid dick and balls slip out of their stupid hidey holster
>>565113282Thinking about buying those red glowing Kicks. Don't really like Nikes though
>>565105352>mercyI already own Ark, I guess I can mix up their cosmetics
>>565115130It's so unfair how good females have it.
>>565116106If youre not 100% sold on something dont buy it
Let's go, first (and only) OG dub of the season.
RL x OW decals icons for the Porsche
>>565116594This skin reminds me of Funky Kong and I'd buy it ordinarily but it has a lot of shit going on I dont like visually
>>565113380If we are extremely lucky it's just gonna be grogu sidekick and nothing else
>>565116981sameGuile does it better
>>565118114I already have Grogu on a sphere and Grogu on a bag, I think I'm done. I might get Yoda on a backpack, tho.
>>565116891>4 most baasic bitch OW "characters"the only bright side of this is that women and fags love mercy and fags love dva so anyone using those skins in particular is wearing an "im open to erp" tee.
>>565118956>>565116891>No KirikoCrazy, I'd assume Blizzard would push Epic for Kiriko skin in FN
>>565116594I look like this
>>565113380well im never going to get my vulture droid wife so might as well beg for b1s yet again
>>565119245>bland nobody whos only characteristic is "im a weeb"redundant, we have like 5 hopes already
>>565119598>Hope in Overwatch
>>565085252join the gboon 'cord ^^
>>565119697Hope if she was well designed
Kinda funny how fortnite is basically the collab game, but the game itself isn't very collab worthy.We have Llamas and that's about it.
>>565116891>OW2 designsover before it even began
>>565120103And Hope, and Jonesy, and Peely, and Fishsticks and Headhunter, everysingle Gimpsuit Ranger.
>>565120162That's why is called Overwatch, because when you Watch it, it's Over.
>>565120251yeah... that's ass
>>565120103we need hope in call of duty
>>565120162if they somehow manage to unfuck dvas face then the ow2 design is objectively betterall others i agree
>>565118273I already have thr R2DR backbling, i'm entitled to get him as a companion for free and Epic knows this
>>565121197I don't think r2d2 is getting in purely because he doesn't fit any of the preset animations
>>565105352>Collab prioritizing women over menHuh, that's a first. Good job Overwatch I guess
>>565121383The toy story alien doesn't even move his feet anon. Epic can slap him on a CTL Jr skeleton with no animation
>>565094548Looks like trash, the kind of person I'd avoid by walking to the other side of the street.
>>565120103They added Drift, Oblivion, and Black Knight to Destiny 2 didn't they
>>565098997rope
>>565121953Come on anon, this is a fucking stretch, is like nobody here hasn't killed someone on his whole life...
>>565122291>adding characters people barely use and can't have anymorepottery
Where's that Homestuck collab that was around the corner?
>>565111225>>565111323true, it's basically rocket league's gimp suit, fortnite should be all over that
maybe ill be tracer
>>565111225I’m still confused about why they did the Dominus GT but not the normal Dominus? Like they even did the Takumi and it was in the same DLC pack.
>v1 GoD mOdE uNlOcKeD?>Check your Admin Panel when you set up custom matches on Thursday. BR + ZB only.custom matches settings coming
>>565123172>>565123610>Octane>Fennec>Dominus>BreakoutThose are the fucking sweat cars
>>565123610The only assumption I can think is that the Dominus is of the starter cars you get just by logging in for the first time. Just like the Octane, it also has painted styles as well but because of that, they probably wouldn't put it in the item shop (like the Octane), so they chose the GT version
>>565123637>when you set up custom matchesgonna have to start making fornite goonslop to get me a code
>>565124186I don't see the last two very often, it's mostly just Octane and Fennec. They're so overwhelmingly prevalent that the devs recently took the piss out of it with a literal "Use any other car besides Octane or Fennec" quest.
>>565124484ugly mutt...
>>565123172>rocket league's gimp suitIf only...
>>565123637>Pause/Unpause StormIs this the return of Battle Lab? It's such a pain having to fight the storm and the bots when I just want to get photos.
D4vd's emotes added the the confrontational list the next update after this
>>565124660 i loved that quest lol sometimes i use the Shokunin GXT as my cooler Fennec
>>565124959
>>565124660>>565124186>>565123172Fun fact, both the Octane and the Fennec share the same hitbox.
>>565124891someone can correct me but only content creators have custom codes, this wouldn't work in a regular or even bot lobby match, but i could be wrongevery player should be able to set custom lobbies desu
>>565059206>groomersI swear to god it's only one person who's only tossing this word around /fng/
>>565123623Cuuuute!!!
>>565124804Blonde hair blue eyes is not a mutt
OOOOHHH I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU GOT ME FEELIN
i’m crashing out :/
>>565125530LMFAO
>>565124884If we ever get the dingo in Fortnite they better port the Buffy sugo decal with it as well.
>>565125530Isnt that song about the bitch he killed too?
>>565125530STOP IT HEXA!!!
>>565125145Scarab too.
>>565125126>so you can chooseread: so we can effectively disable themno idea why confrontational emotes being off is still the defaultalso wonder how theyll handle "the first official fortnite anthem". itd be funny to put it in every festival fill.
>>565125126BUT THEY CHANGED THE PEACEMAKER EMOTE AND VAULTED THE WHOLE COLLAB FUCK YOU TIMMY I BET YOU STROKE YOUR COCK TO THE THOUGHT OF THAT NIGGER RAPING AND DISMEMBERING THAT GIRL
>>565125979>>565125979>>565125979
why did we stop getting real cars with the rocket pass? last i got was the dodge i think i dont want rl fantasy carsslop i want real cars i hope the 350z is given with crew
>>565125530LEXA NO!!!
>>565125126they said it in a reply too so you don't see it first thing you openthe lengths they're going
>>565126113We didn't, there's a BMW in the current pass as the tier 1 freebie
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