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he has alot of sax with human men
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Fave lives here.
>>564965147he should put on the bimbo clothesactually that's not a request
i think i should try again
>>564965371I want to live the nomadic herdsman lifestyle with my Fave wife and have like 2 dozen children.
doomin'
Asriel wears a robe because he's self conscious about how absolutely massively bottom heavy he is.
>>564965621You missed that one. Try another!
>>564965032Hooman!
>>564965943He explains his bell-bottom cloak is just a design choice. Definitely not his massive wide cheeks.
>>564965786coomin'
Fave joined the socialist party and will kill to secure their freedom
>>564966367Gorted with the saushttps://static1.e621.net/data/ad/ef/adef70d7c43d82a41a2757fdb107dbe8.png
>>564964739Ebil looking cuties. But I'm sure they're both nice and cuddly and sweet on the inside>>564966641Fave should go face the nearest wall for a while just to get used to the feeling, it will come in handy later
>>564966834fave says kys filthy richoid defender
>>564967058You're one of those fake posters who grabs a picture from the archive and posts the most retarded opinions imaginable just to bait people. Calling it now. You don't need to tell me I'm right
i just took the best shit ever
Sweetest goat
>>564966641>>564967058Fave won't accomplish much by staying on the internet right where the rich people want them to be. Go take to the streets already, they are just outside your door. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWLB2fuPFpA
Fave squats on top of the toilet seat because it is the most natural position.
in many way i vibe with burgerpants pizzapants
i think burgerpants has greek ancestry
Burgerpants might be latino
>>564967539Least fave on the other hand, shits while standing
Burgerpants got a lotta ASS *spanks violently*
pizzapants was born in the phillipines but was raised in australia
i don't think any countries outside of US and japan exist in the tobyverse
Are we we are, are we we are the waitingAnd screamingAre we we are, are we we are the waiting
Hi I'm John Egbert
>>564968642Who is we we. Speak for yourself self
For all I know I'm in a padded cell right now screaming about Toby Fox and Newsletters. How do I know this reality is real
Undertale on the Atari 2600
>>564968815you are a T word
>>564968815you are a n word
>>564968751>we we
Noelle is a filthy hoowa
Susie randomly gets her tits out because they're itchy. Then puts them back in like nothing happened.
>>564968883The entire game looks like the Mantle section, except for the Mantle section, which is provided separately on a VHS tape.
Chudling
>>564965191The king’s castle
>>564968815You are, open wide schizo and I'll tuck your latest meds in
only faves from british will get these jokes
>first attempt at beating the knight back when the chapter first came out took hours of trying>never went back to replay the fight after finally beating it>got bored today and gave it a shot>beat it first tryFeels great
>>564969370Looks very cozy, I'd wanna visit a place like this
>>564969446are you from british?!
>>564969370Prommy you really drew this?
Will Kris's boss theme have motifs from the other Dremurr themes
>>564969670No it will be 1990s Dutch hardcore techno and gabber.
Spamton, you're small time
>>564969670Kris is gonna be playing his own theme on a flying enchanted piano equipped with twin miniguns
>>564969850Toby isn't cool enough to listen to that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjE9uMOD_5o
>>564969670Kris's boss theme is going to be the indie plin plin plon.
>>564969670I hope Kris's boss theme is an entirely new thing desu.
>>564969490That rules. I've noticed an odd thing where after getting pwned for hours by a hard section in a game, when you come back another day it's like all the muscle memory "set in" and obviously your tilt meter is reset and it comes out to be so much easier that sometimes you just clear whatever it is first try
i love fish
>>564970527The knight leaves little room for error so you've either mastered the fight or you haven't.
>>564970267Will Kris's boss theme still count as indie if it's a collab with Yoko Shimomura
favra streisandwooooowowooooooowoooooooooooowoooowoooo
If Burgerpants was British he would be called Burgerknickers
>>564970727It's gonna be a collab with Boris and will be 30 minutes long
>>564965191
>>564971051ultra based sixbones
>>564969370i love this
>>564970853He'd be called Fish'n'Chaps
>>564968470They are the only ones ever confirmed to exist but they have new names like eagleland and scarabaWhat these names are? That is for you to predict and me to read amusedly
It's insane how there was once a time when we considered Ninjabread man and its clones "the worst games ever!!"Now they look soulful and human compared to even a middlingly bad mobile gameSo evilSaid woshua
easy to understand map
>>564971051I feel like this
>>564971495Fish in the shape of Mettaton's face ..
>>564972312That’s mettaton’s pussy
>>564972141yes, me too
>>564968067Fattypants...
>>564973019Dude keeps eating my orders.
ralsi
Sleepy Ton
Monsters can only be killed by being submerged in "the Dip."
Hi!
Fave insists one plus one equals one in their multiple hours long.
the facebook mom boomer inside me does not like being restricted from emojis on this website
fave posts despicable minion memes on their social media and attracts numerous death threats
>>564974476>skull emoji's this post
Fave constructs a perpetual motion machine.
>>564975064Alphys's time stop ray backfired
>>564975064The CIA shoot fave (the resource wars must continue)
>>564973937
>>564975553vore
Fave constructs a perpetual lotion machine.
what should i draw with my blood?
Imagine being leg-locked by fave in the Hyperbolic Fave Chamber
>>564975913you fool, this will vaporise ice cream guy and half of the underground
>>564975913nyooooo *explodes* (Asriel was screaming nyo as he was ripping his pants off and sticking his boner into him)
>>564976006Your post ends in 6006 so boobOf fave
>>564975913In a surprising twist, the device ended up destroying Mettaton
>>564976571That's not surprising at all.
>>564976571AND Asriel...
Despite what the description says, I'm convinced this thing tastes like cherry cola.
>>564977312well you'd be wrong, foolish anonymous
is catbox not working right now? im trying to upload the image
>>564977612try litterbox
>>564976126https://litter.catbox.moe/6gv7pn6it7ixp9nd.jpgI'll try catbox again later but here
>>564965371What if fave lived here instead?
does Fave call you Anon or your real name in your head?
>>564977780I feel like I’ve been hexed
>>564977937You have to collect all 7 period drawings before dawn
Asriel was the victim of the WW2 experimental gay bomb.
>>564978114This is a wound drawing I can tell
>>564976571the bomb is mettatons
>>564978218I used my finger to draw it keekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i broke my precious porcelain glass...
Fave is imprisoned on Pen Island.
>>564978243a man can't fake his own death for tax evasion every once in a while?
Fave broke the Jade Cup. As punishment, the Jade Emperor banishes Fave from the celestial court.
>>564978307scary
We're going to do this to favehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsUmP1PGBGE
Fave tried to leap out of Buddha's palmBig mistake
Ive been collecting all the period blood art, and this man’s self cutting art isn’t going in I must say
>>564979424thanks for telling us thatNOT!
>>564979380Fave was trapped under a mountain for 500 years.
>>564979594You suck dude
>>564977879Fave is fave's fave.
>>564979641at least i don't swallow... heh heh heh
I wish humans produced a greater variety of vividly colored fluids
Today I've had coffee and a banana and two sandwiches and five servings of soup with bread and a chocolate milkshake and I'm still hungryPerhaps if chapter 5 were out that would give me the nourishment I need
>>564980551Keep going
>>564980551Do you happen to be a caterpillar
I’m going to eat a yummy donut
>>564980551Next time eat a salad
>>564981220I did eat strawberries as well I just forgot
I love fish
>>564980551What was in the sandwiches and soup
>>564980551bro got the fat tenna curse
>>564981813Retuuurn the flab
https://youtube.com/shorts/Hqbf1pXAz_si'm playing chapter 3 in japanese and trying to understand why the "go to northern light" line is not only untranslated and left in english in the jp version but the only change is "northern" turning into "north"
one day fave will be a beautiful butterfly
>>564982010Fave the BUTTerfly can't get off the ground because of some enormous weight for some reason.
everyone in this thread raped me
>>564980551Mr. Black Tenna…
i love my boy ralsei
>>564982129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG9olcQ0n6UFave improvises
>>564981916Lol
>>564982681Everyone loves ya boy Ralsei.
>>564983083fax brother
>>564982681May I request a vocaroo of you saying that?
>>564982681All of the hugs for the boy
Going to try and focus really hard on getting very horny so I can draw something good hrrrrrrngh *strains through dead libido*
>>564983547libido makes drawing hard, I do my best nsfw when it’s a request I’m not personally horny for
Attention all MichaelsPlease convene at the T-Rank Room for a sphinx milk emergency
>>564983817So that's what T stands for
How come the fun gang never interrogates Tenna after ch3? It’s obvious he was working with the knight so why don’t they question him about his plan of kidnapping Toriel and distracting the fun gang?
>>564983265sorry if i sound a little tired in my voicehttps://voca.ro/1dUfB4Cvmnx9
Larval form
>>564984081Kris won't do it because they were in on itRalsei won't do it because he supports Kris and doesn't want to cause tension within the partySusie just thinks that things are as they seem and there's no need to think any harder about it because she didn't acquire the two extra brain cells required until the next chapter
>>564984279Tank you very much!
Eminem - The Fuck You Fave Song
>>564984081Kris won’t let you and Susie is retarded
>>564976124Asriel says Nyo~ho!
Would David Lynch have liked Underrune
>>564984470>"How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist"(actual Eminem lyric)
>>564983694I couldnt agree less
>>564984968In another world, Frank Booth is being soothed by the Toriel oven mitts
>>564983547in my experience, the drawing kills the libido of it even if its a scene / idea that you're otherwise horny for
Krisp
>>564984081The game's writing is fueled by mystery-bait whete everyone except you knows everything for 11 years
i am doing [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] while listening to one of the vocaroos above, not gonna say which one though
>>564985146my horny drawings look like a caveman painted them on a rock
rudymaxxing by effectively pavloving myself into liking asgore because I like carol
How do I dispell the intrusive thoughts inside my head that yearn for me to experience the feeling of having the attention and secret admiration of a girl but never had and never will because i am too much of an asocial sperg?uh... uh... s-said fave???
As y'all can see I'm back at Faveys
>>564985467I think thats the sacrifice you burn one fantasy and then it becomes a good drawing. sometimes
>>564985808You could have lived like a prehistoric king if you could print waifu rocks with skill.
krissykrissy you brun the heroes with wrong monster@??>sorry Ms knihgtshut up krisser
>>564986009just samefag and pretend to be a whamen giving your own posts praise>uuooohhh your post is so good i couldn't help but start schlicking myself to itbam, there you go, instant emotional outlet>b-but samefagging is not genuinedidn't ask don't care, just give yourself the emotional outlets or wither into dustsaid fave
>>564986009Post suit pictures with a Tenna head
that's an awfully hot coffee pot
my coffee is cold
Will Deltarune have a teapot character sexier than Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast
Why does Deltarune keep hiding shit
my opinion of toby has shrivelled by 15% since the homestuck animation
>>564984081Susie is dumb.
>>564986251>knife>lighterWeak
*casts lardgrave*
I'm playing Mother 3 for the first time ever!
>>564987171Because the main character's struggle is about agency and breaking boundaries and the risks and rewards therein
>>564986191that's why it helps to be a part time writefag so it doesn't ruin it quite so muchI think you can still appreciate the concept, just less-so your own interpretation of it (in drawing form)
>>564987179if it gets greenlit I'm losing all hope for the future of entertainment
>>564987459Why does it hide shit about the main plot
why doesn't the game tell me the ending when it start UUUGGGHHH
main plot more like main pot smoke weed erry day
>>564987793dude weed lmao
nerd to bimbo pipeline but its tenna
>>564987791People read reviews before they watch a movie to avoid it if the ending is shit
>>564987724Because just doing what Kris and the Knight want you to do so you have as little information and power as possible is their evil plan
>>564988087"people" is a generous term
>>564987791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUeeFybkRxA
>>564988170I think I might just kill myself
>>564988184chara btw
UUGGH I hate collecting the egg and shards. If only I had a convenient COLLECT ALL EGGS AND BEAT ALL SCHIZO BOSSES button.
>>564988229Oh no, Kris' plan is working
>>564987791this but ironically with how long it takes to release chapters i better even live to see the endinb
>>564988464I'm losing my mind from this garbage and i want to kill myself to make deltarune leave my brain
>>564988623chara btw
im gon send him to outer spaceto find another race
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
I will distract Chara with a mountain of choc
>>564988623You're going to reincarnate as Pizzapants
>>564988735https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8
>>564988623Then do it, faggot. No one will miss you.
when does the [Wait] get better
dude what if someone actually kills themselves because the game is taking so long
>>564988831chara btw
>>564988623nigga read a book and go for a walk
>>564988878It doesn't, the only way out is to pretend the game will never come out and act surprised when it does
>>564988527i mean unironically
im havingf lotsa fun on my human's puter :-)
>>564989051At least you have the ending to a book when you get it
Just walked whilst reading a book. Hit a lamppost.
do you read ficsi just finished a dbz fic called cold world redux and it was better than the original storygive me the best youtee deeare fic you've read
>>564989459this nigga only reads the last page
chara bbw
chara big balled whale
>>564989641*wobbles blubber*
Chara was rap*d before fell into the underground
>>564989194>Soul proceeds to play Stick RPG and name the blue main character Kris https://www.stickpage.com/stickrpgplay.shtml
>>564989880I prefer Stick War.
>>564989609Not always, but the fact that the ending already exists gives me more confidence
Soul watches the entire Dick Figures playlist and laughs out loud at all the dated memes
is there an old web cartoon that aged well
>>564990041does stalking vtubers make you feel better?
>>564990270Homestar RunnerWeebl and Bob
>>564990050Susie would quote Dr. Tran at inappropriate times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ185YBaodg
>>564990270mario bros z
>>564990041I mean, I kinda get the "being afraid to get invested because the end result may not meet expectations" angle, but this is one of those cases where I'm confident enough in the creator's ability, and that's coming from someone who almost never watches episodic media. Sometimes it's nice to get invested, and the journey is nice regardless of the destination.
aaaaaa
Noelle watching Lego Zombie Apocalypse stop motions dead into the night.
>>564981921I think that’s cause Japanese media will have a lot of outright English text for no particular reason, so weeaboo stuff on Toby’s end
>>564990270Madness Combat is still good enough to look forward to. I can't think of any others that not only aged well but also somehow continued to the current times. Pretty sure the chicken dance is as relevant as it ever was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1aubPfepmg
>>564990681BAAAAAAAAAA
>>564990889he's a baaa
Toby Fox made a story about how stories are so important that doesn't feel like self-congratulatory dreck which makes him a rare breed indeed
>>564990320>bulky wulky couldn’t answer
Kris laughs their ass off to AVGN clips
hey guys can you all ask your work to have your days off on the same days as mine as we can hang out thanks
>>564990270The first Dr. Bees came out 12 years ago, and it just keeps getting better.Salad Fingers is still good, the older episodes are actually better than the new ones.
>>564989194Playing Epic Battle Fantasy 3 to show Kris what a real rpg adventure should look like
>>564991005His name is Ralsei*SNIFFFFF*
>>564981921North is special.
>>564990889Cult of the Goat
summer vacation is almost here and I don’t want a summer job
I do my best work when I'm able to channel the power of the horny for the art, I'll reward myself with a schlick at the end of the day if I reached all my goals
goodnight utg, i am going to bed now. cya>>564991209mercedez beeenz
>>564991453Goatnight
Lardsei cannot fit inside the Mercedez
>>564991453Goat night, fren!
Fave tells you to take off those headphones and clean yo ears, you’ve been slacking
>>564972054This is definitely true because it's vaguely similar to Mother 3's setting
>>564991345I wish I could have a summer job or any job at all let's switch places
>>564991073His complete disrespect of art is so obvious every time. What a worthless parasite.
>mfw i'll never have a kris husbandhow do i find the will to keep going?
>>564991345My job will become a summer job when summer comes
fave but dressed like this
>>564989570>no repliesi can't believe utg is illiterate and a failure
>>564991842they're 2 years old
I’ve never worked before
>>564989570i liked that weird one where noelle dess-ecrates dess's corpse. i don't really read deltarune fanfiction outside of stuff recommended here though.
>>564992003He's 17 Scott
>>564989570>>564991940i just got here, anon, i don't read fics not because im illiterate but because it makes me feel weird and bad compared to literaturemaybe fave internally judges themselves, maybe fave should work harder to overcome their own struggles to do what they want to
>>564991940I mostly just read the fanfic in my head in hopes that it will materialize one day
>>564992080work on sucking my weewee ohohoho
>>564992406what's it about
>>564989570I don’t read fics these days because if I get any more emotionally involved in fave I’m going to lose my fucking mind
>>564992637reading bringer of death + cold world back to back was making me get emotionally involved in vegeta
>>564989570Patchwork SOUL on Ao3 and fanfiction.net.
I could barely stand reading fics before AI generated writing was a thing.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Kris doesn't have Moral OCD. Kris has regular OCD where they washed their hands for 20 minutes a day to stop their parents from divorcing.
>>564989570This is still my Big Favoritehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/11804571/chapters/26628621I generally prefer fan stuff that's clever and fun over dramatic these days
>>564992867Goatnight
>>564992908kris would wash their hands so their parents divorced faster
>>564992485Kris, post-Chapter 4, saying "fuck it" and going back to Castle Town since he can't sleep and couldn't catch up with Susie. He then finds out that Dark World time flows differently in the interchapter Limbo and those 10-15 minutes turned into several days for Ralsei already. The two decide that, since they have a lot of free time, they might as well relax and have some fun together. Meanwhile, the Shadow Mantle Kris is carrying with him may not be as docile as he thought.Still working out the details, but that's the gist.
monster kid using their cross to detect that jockington is the antichrist
>>564989570I read fics before but now I can't get through a single chapter. They all make me grab a real book instead.
>>564987479They're having a very difficult time shopping it around to potential producers. Probably because when you search Homestuck, you find out pretty quickly the creator is notoriously litigious and fucked up the last time he was given a lot of funding, which makes it an unappealing investment. Who could have guessed?
Jockington using Cattis magical crystals to protect from Monster Kids Jesus Magick.
What UT/DR character would only read gay fanfics that involve rape and not actual literature
>>564993880easy mode: alphys
fave who likes green day in 2026 (absolutely embarrassing)
>>564993813I imagine another main problem is that the fans are notoriously cringe and cause more problems than furries do at conventions, also a producer would need to be explained what the plot is to be able to throw money at it.
>>564993813It’s also way too convoluted to pull in new fans
fatty fat they
>>564993880Noelle
>>564994351"they" burn those calories with lifting
>>564994351this is an interesting way to hurt the SOUL, Kris.
>>564994351Anxiety-fueled teenage metabolism and the strain from housing a foreign Soul ensure that Kris is ALWAYS burning calories. Food just disappears into this magical emby.
>>564994687...for now
I think the reason I cant get myself to like Ralsei actually hit me, more than just how pathetic or overly saccharine he is. Behind those, he SHOULD just be a friendly guy, but he isnt to me. The real reason I dont like him is because of how untrustworthy he is presented as. He doesnt actually explain anything we couldnt already confirm without his word, he knows stuff that he shouldnt know even when you account for the prophecy, he's constantly trying to work behind our backs, he functions differently to all the other darkners, he still looks like a fucking dreemurr as if that's just supposed to be normal and not at all for an ulterior purpose, everything that's been talked to death about him so much already is still at the forefront of my mind when I look at him.He already had a "Ive been hiding stuff from you, now I'll explain everything" moment and it explained nothing, so Im less likely to trust a SECOND "Ill explain everything" moment now, so that leaves 2 potential outcomes to me. Either he's genuinely evil or untrustworthy and Ive been right to dislike him this whole time (Probable, maybe not likely though), or you're just meant to trust him anyway and most of the weirdness surrounding him was supposed to just be accepted at face value. I cannot see a future where he explains everything about him in a way that results in "Im actually a good, trustworthy person who's always been on your side and never had any ulterior motives against you", I just can't. Im stuck waiting for him to make a heel turn flowey moment and turn against us, if that never happens I dont have reason to believe he has good explanations for everything, and havent for nearly a full decade now. Thats what makes it impossible for me to care about him
>>564994815>Kris at 30 when the Type 2 diabetes hits full force
*lies face down on the floor*Papyrus, carry me out of here.
>>564994870I will leave Kris's body when this happens. It was all my plan mwhahaha.
fave who likes homestuck in 2026 and hasn’t read the epilogues but is curioushow do you convince them not to read them
>>564994971>ends in a fat giraffe
kiddo... you have eaten all my foods?
how it feels to watch drawfags improve https://youtu.be/Ru_KziPyopw
>>564995037dog dick jade
>this year deltarune is old enough to have sexlet that sink in
>>564989570CourierNew is really good. He wrote a trilogy of longform UT fics, starting with https://archiveofourown.org/works/4942816, then later a bunch of shorter DR fics. Good prose. Weighty subjects but with a really good sense for the humor of the games.I haven't found any other UT/DR writers that hit the spot for me like that.
>>564995379visions of based world
>>564995308Kris and Jade would be amazing friends
Noelle would be Wicca.
>>564994829The most likely scenario is that Ralsei himself is a pawn for the higher powers that created him. What he can explain in Chapter 4 is simply the little that he knows about how he functions - he doesn't even fully understand how the knowledge in his mind is formatted, just that sometimes it pops up and sometimes it doesn't. It's clear he was made to be kept in the dark about whatever master plan there is, simply programmed to serve his function and not ask questions. Whatever secrets he keeps he does partially out of said programming and partially out of his own definition of goodwill. He's had very little control over the Gang situation or his own state from the very beginning, and it's very likely he doesn't even know the full extent of his mission until the next phase comes.
Noelle will be a Witch of Breath
>>564994829There's also the option that he's simply misguided and thinks he's doing good, intentionally or not.My problem with him is that I just fundamentally utterly despise his type of character, you couldn't pay me to care about him. Ralsei in particularly comes off as creepy and gross.I'm sure there will be some big emotional moment with I'm but it will fall flat on me.
>>564987393>* WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO, MAKE ME AN [Ice Cream]?>gets giant ice cream cone deposited in mouth
>>564994829i'm guessing the most likely 'solution' is that ralsei is in kris's corner, but not ours. and he's so reticient with information because he doesn't want (us) to know too much
if only kris would knot me...
>>564996362Noelle summons SUPERSIZEDStaff *.jpg of big mac and supersized fries lands on top of enemy*
I don't like Ralsei because he's like if you took all my worst traits and turned them into a person.
>>564996773you're a bimbo?
>>564996297>Ralsei in particularly comes off as creepy and gross.I think you might just have a very jaded worldview, anon
i want to kill everyone here
>>564996297>Ralsei in particularly comes off as creepy and gross.he's two days old
>>564965191chunky diyece
>>564996297joseph bulkin we can't keep meeting like this
>>564995037It is structured as two interlinked parallel stories. One of these two stories is intentionally, deliberately total dogshit. The other story requires you to also read the dogshit story to understand it. It's also kind of bad in places, but not as bad as the story that is intentionally terrible. It isn't bad in an interesting way either, it's mostly thousands of words of boring domestic drama with intermittant injections of insane bullshit. It's not so bad it's good, it's just bad. You will never get the time spent reading it back.
>>564995379>Deltraune if it took place in Iran
>>564996982oh nothey've been sent to the feeding chambers
Ralsei will have his character development moment and will say "Wow trying so hard to be friends with Susie because I needed something out of her was super fucked up of me wasn't it Kris huh wasn't it KRIS"
>>564997109There are no feeding chambers in Dice District that's fake news
>>564997245by dice district i assume you mean the pippins crack den located in tv town slums
>>564996982I liked seeing this on the whiteboard :) great whiteboard
>>564997245That's what they want you to think.
>>564997356these are propaganda posters commissioned by tenna to hide the pippins starvation crisis
>I want to tell you two...everything I can>proceeds to not tell anything
>>564997512Tenna selects a select few.
>I want to give you... arguments for why Ralsei is bad>proceeds to not say anything
>>564996982This shit is destroying me
Ralsei is bad because he is still keeping secrets from ME.
>>564997847Who are they
>Gaster Blasters look exactly like turtle skulls>Gerson references the “fell into his creation” Undertale line in Chapter 4What is Toby cooking
>>564996886>>564996950I just really hate the "uwu pure boy cinnamon roll" type of character but Ralsei in particular feels manufactured, like he's trying to be as nauseatingly sweet as possible on purpose, it almost feels like parody sometimes.>>564997034The fuck? What about that post was similar to bullshit he usually spams?Don't insult me like that ever again.
>>564997970Potatofrypins and bulkpins
>>564998049
>>564995782That doesnt sound "Most likely" to me, thats just "Most convenient". Oh yeah sure, everything about him that has put me off from him was actually the fault of this "Higher Power" instead. Now Ralsei is at fault for nothing but being a good person, either he had no knowledge of the untrustworthy stuff he was doing or he was "programmed" to do it, and he doesnt have to take responsibility for any of it, hooray! Now I definitely want to accept his hugs and have him stick around>>564996297Yeah thats the other half of my issue, unless part of his development is dropping that entirely because he only ever adopted that personality thinking it would make everyone like him, that's never going to stop being an issue. I figured there had to be more to it though, because being "Too nice" shouldnt be enough to make for the character I like the least out of everyone>>564996370I'd at least be interested in where that goes I suppose, but I dont think there's too much build up for Kris being his sole goal. He's definitely making plans with him behind the scenes in earlier chapters though, so who knows. I imagine that would have to come to a head next chapter though if it is the case with how much he cares about who Kris is bringing to the festival
>>564965191kanako from my deltarune yellow take
I'm really curious about how many /utg/ anons like vs. dislike Ralsei.
>>564998028Also Gerson replaced Gaster when the fanmade Undertale tarot became official
>>564998405True.
>>564998040the foids here needs to stop letting thread personalities live rent free in their heads, it's just not healthy
>>564998354I didn't care about Ralsei at all in chapters 1 and 2 but I quite like him in 3 and 4 now that he's showing way more of his real personality and absolutely fucked mental state
>>564998028>>Gaster Blasters look exactly like turtle skullsIs this more true for turtles than for the other dozen animals people say this about
Once you recognize the secret reason for his dishonesty, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.
>>564998354He feels like a warped fandom version of himself. Somewhere in there there’s a compelling character but he isn’t given the opportunity from the canon to behave that way
I think you just need to admit that you find Ralsei unshippable and that’s the worst crime a character can commit
>>564998040>Ralsei in particular feels manufacturedHe literally is. He's been learning and rehearsing his big speech to the heroes for god knows how long before they showed up. His whole arc is about becoming more real. His words to Kris if you hug him in Chapter 4 are "I realize friendship is not just about being happy and having fun". So we can safely say he's evolving, slowly but surely.
>>564998354I’m neutral on ralsei, but his fags are shit. I don’t dislike any deltarune characters except mildly berdly and asgore.
>>564998405also, alphys replaced both.
Gaster wanted to become like Gerson that's why he made a Lord of the Hammer fan game but in real life
>>564998621No I won't. It's a video game.
The bulkster died of shame and possesses a random anon every other thread to continue his legacy
>>564998354I thought he was adorable in the first two chapters but kinda low on substance, then Chapters 3&4 came and solidified him as my favorite character.
>>564998739bulky wulky milky wilky
>>564998278Haven't played Yellow but this is cute. She looks very wet and pathetic.
>>564998278>Smellow>Stealing from XitterShameful.
>>564998653i like ralsei and susie
I FUCKING LOVE RALSEI!!!
>>564998580
>>564995741>>564996280>(You) x Noelle = Youelle = Yule
I love Deltarune.
>>564998653>the worst crime a character can commitNo that's being annoying
>>564998819If he was capable of shame, he wouldn't have become the way he is in the first place
>>564998653
>>564998938They look nothing like Gaster Blasters.
Deltarune is a story about how all teenagers are evil and fucked up
murdering the innocent >:)
>>564999039Based Deltarune lover
Rouxls is annoying and unshippable and everybody loves him
>>564998978>Noelle will never be your pagan witch princess.
>>564996280Noelle is a Maid of Void
>>564999039retarded deltarune lover
>Noelle will always be my princess
>>564999195Sans? Innocent?
>>564998653>unshippableDon't anyone slander the boy like that
>>564999195WHAT THE FUCK!? DUDE THAT'S NOT COOL REAL PEOPLE HAVE DIED BEFORE
>>564999162>do you think even the worst person can change
Kris is a Lord of Hope
I feel like people overstate how uwu Ralsei is in the game because they're mixing fanart in with their memory of the game itself. He's pretty snarky at times and spends chapter 4, currently a full quarter of the game, depressed.
>>564998978he seriously can't keep getting away with it what the hell
>>564999537He ate the SPARE button
did 9/11 happen in the deltarune universe
>>564999617He literally opens the ch4 castle town visit with giving susie uwu speak
You think we’ll get an update / announcement before or after ch3-4 1 year anniversary? I thought we would get something in may but now I’m thinking there won’t be anything until July
>>564999617once you write a 'step on me' joke into the srs business chapter, there's no going back
>>564999586If you said Susie, I could at least see where you're coming from, but Kris?
>>564999039fuck you!!!!!!
>>564999717Yeah, after she taught him that
>>564999687They have Christmas so that implies that the Romans killed Christ and then He resurrected 3 days later. Now the question remains: Was Jesus a monster or was he a human?
Imagine Susie doing an uwu voice in her gruff tomboyish way.
>>564999781Ralsei doing the stool gang is quite literally just the human resources meme. It was funny and charming when Lancer did it, but when Ralsei does it I just want to hold [C]
>>564999874he was a human with lots of determination that's how he came back to life
>>564999717Because he's teasing Susie, which isn't very uwu of him
>>564999831This is Kris's story
>>564998819who tf is the bulkster
>>564999617He's still hiding a ton of shit from us btw, people who went "awwwww poor baby the people doubting you where so foolish!" are complete retards, that fuckass goatboy hits like a truck with his scarf too, he's still pretending to be weak
if deltarune was a book series, would the wait be as shitty? would it be shittier? that, my moids and foids, is the question.
>>564999776JUNE NINTENDO DIRECT
>>564999617You’ll come to notice that a lot of weird character takes stem from people who actively refuse to engage with a game’s content if it’s not mandatory
>>564999874>They have Christmas so that implies that the Romans killed Christ and then He resurrected 3 days later.No that just implies they have a Christmas, which was a Roman Solar holiday the Church Christianised in 336 AD. Which means Constantine the Great is real and also the Romans are real
>>565000094it would be as shit but the fanfiction would be more plentiful which would help
