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Peach
I want to roll for her
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Solar Beam
anyways for completely unrelated reasons I suddenly need friends in this game since it decided to start adding multiplayer elements after 3 years701894112
>bruce furlee birthdayjanuary 5th>furblix birthdayjanuary 24th>joolyon birthdaymarch 25th>gemibo birthdayjune 5th>paraprince birthdayjune 6th>sparkleanon's birthdayoctober 7th>furbulitzer birthdayoctober 30th>furbricato birthdayoctober 31st>tiger furlee birthdaynovember 4th>furli birthdaydecember 27thremember to prepare birthday gifts on these dates
>>564999167semen beam
I CAN'T decide if I should redeem huohuo or not
I WANT TO BANG EVERYONE, I WILL FATHER OUR OFFSPRING
Which hacking component do you pick when you get SW999 to 5* in CW
Yuri general
>>564999217what day for your birthday sis?
I only add platinum borders from the leaks sub since most of them are girls.
foid
>>564999247Fofo is gonna get benched after we get Pearl/Nihilux, don't bother
>>564999250expert advisor sw is really fucking good, you can activate Stellaron bond without using a brick like kafka/blade and you get a huge dmg amp on top
>Video Games & Mecha - SW999>Vtuber & Idol - Sparxie>Anime & Manga - Nihilux>Maid & Catgirl - ??This is my weebattleship
>>564999247You shan't be allowed into the /hsrg/ guild if you have the green rat on your account
>>564999293Can I rape them?
>>564999289same as furli
>>564999297forced meme
Total Madam Herta love
>>564999250I pick the one that turns enemies into trotters
>>564998528This is my Archer after using relic reconIs this good enough
>>564999526your CDMG looks a bit low...
what's a good fofo alternative for SW999?
>>564999426Must bang you on Christmas
>>564999683do you look like fainonchama at least
>>564999526Do you not have his sig? Your stat goals should probably be something like 3k atk, 100/120 cr while using the skill point planar.
Cassu rabu
>>564999526Looks fine. I leave mine on scholar set because I'm lazy, and he still clears fine.
And then I went to sleep
>>564999526umm where's his signature??
Reminder that opal and pearl voted for sigga to stay in the stonehearts
>>564999567Would you go on a date with Dahlia?
If they wanted an effective use of Novaflare, they should consider changing the path of old units
>>564999753Yes.
You people have no idea how much I want to have a gangbang with nothing but me and all 281 Herta puppets
>>564999829cute
>>564999829Why are chink women obsessed with Penaconian men?
>>564999841I'm happy the Sigger has so many loyal friends
>>564999814With me
>>564999595Ew... you're the worst, anon. In fact, no amount of begging or apologizing could make me not hate you. I'll allow you to keep posting here, but merely as entertainment for me and the other(better) anons here to point and laught at. I'd stomp on your useless head if I could just to help you bow deeper for a more sincere apology.
>>564999814I’ll be watching you sleep while caressing your hair :3
>>564999894post your selfie
Evanescia's lines makes her out to be some Jeff Probst to the Planarcadia game show competition but her animations are her creating a pink neon tornado in her sprint with her running with a yardstick, Jeff would never do any of this shit. What does this tornado stuff have to do her in any way?
>>565000445You’d be rubbing my cum which I ejaculated onto her head
>>564999889I don't think that would really help, because Novas are meant to provide options for upcoming characters to give people an incentive to pull them. And you'd essentially be designing a whole new character at that point to have them thematically fit their new Path anyway.They could return to giving characters Path Changes like TB, but they stopped with March because it was wrapped up in the death of 4-stars as well.
>>564999770>>564999830I was out of pulls back when his cone was "free" or rather I did not want to pull anything that was on banner, so no, I don't have his sig.>>564999582>>564999796Fucking relic recon is supposed to give you perfect relics...
>>564999686Evernight skipper team
>>565000445>>565000212
>>565000570Jeff's boring, Eva's cool
>>565000650I want to know what it's like to be a real lesbian with you...
>Herta had a beautiful aryan-tier modest chest>Enormous success>SW999 got a boobjob that gave her disgusting excessive black-tier boobs>Flopped and killed the gameWhat did we learn?
>>565000570She is a very fast fox moving at high speeds
>>565000570I need to watch the new survivor season my Dad told me it was kino
Yuria kissing me would fix the thread
>>565000570she's the leftovers after a main push anon. they just gave her animation work to some jeet intern sorry...
whats the difference with relic recon this time? did they improve the event?
>>565000631Relic recon is supposed to give you good bases with natural 4 lines you reroll later.If you picked a better roller with just 2 stats than bricked one with 3 good subs you threw.
>>565000867seems very similar if not the same
>>565000494
>>565000742Take your meds
>>565000867they actually unlock the relics after you have used all tickets so you can reroll them
>>565000991pidi love btw
>>565000997they're watching wolfie walk into T5 btw
>>565000991that’s definitely phainon ggs
>>565000991that's not pinon
>thread is nothing but troons erpingHoly hell Amphoreus destroyed this game. There's no recovery>>565000000
Mydeimos cum tribute
Is Pearl a must roll
>>565001229She is not pink why would I roll?
>>565001191>posts a coalburnerKek
>>565001160I got two yeses and one no, I’m getting mixed signals here.
>>565001229She is not getting a banner bro, she is in the basement with screw and reca
>>565001326You can’t just use 4 pinks in a row
>>565000175>WAHAHA!>*circus_noises.wav*>"A bad omen? Don't thank me~">"AHAHAHAHAHA!">*slot_machine_noises.wav*>"Don't think, FEEL!">"Wiped the floor with 'em."Total damage: 67>*Ultimate_Selection_FX.wav*>"Observe the heavens of my Divinations!">WAHAHA!>*circus_noises.wav*>"Best of luck, an explosive start!~">"AHAHAHAHAHA!">*slot_machine_noises.wav*Battle Over
>>565001326>>565001326Robo pussy that can massage your cock from the inside
>>565001229Yes, the character whose kit we know nothing about is a must-roll
>>565001414KINOOOOO
>>565001168Sovlnaxa cosplay
>>565001412Hmm...Maybe
this is the most jewish game ever>no this character isn't viable, you need to spend $$$ and gacha 3-4 other characters too to make her/him viable, fuckereven FGO isn't this jewish
>>565001168That’s a lot of rape I’d have to do…
i need a better planar and rope...
>>565001536You skipped yaoguang didn't you.
>>565001168Lygus...
>>565001414i'm buying this team
>>565000867when you finish using up all the tickets you can reroll the relics right away instead of waiting 40+ days for the patch to end which sucked if you got a 10/10 piece you'd want to use blue reroll item on
>>565001414this is so peak
>>565001414>EOPewwwwww
>>565001609Uhhh what is that picture anon?
I'm waiting…
I baked banana bread
If you won the Silverwolf car would you be caught in public actually driving it?
>>565001609Cipher on the right btw
>>565001783>not listening to the Chinese
>>565001414I'm already sick of it in CW I can't imagine actually owning those characters.
>>565000570Retconned animations
>>565001880Raping you onto the banana bread and grabbing a piece and eating it
Screwllum when?
>>565001414>MITTETE>AHA
>>565001609I wonder how serbian sis is doing
>>565001881I'd drive that thing to work and park next to the CEO, but I wouldn't dare to keep that thing parked where I live cause some nigger teenager is going to vandalize it for sure.
>>565001881Can't I just give it a paintjob?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcppKclrsPM I just put DA on because of this song and never actually do runs
>>565002094You can just peel off the wrap.
>>565001881I have one of those Klee peaker stickers on my old ass Toyota Camry, I’m not afraid of judgement
>>565001905Obviously, you can see her little cat ears
>>565001881I already do it in forza
>>565001414FVVVAAARRK
>>565002251lucky cipher
>>565001881No, I feel like I am too old to even wear graphic tees.
>>565001881If I had a driving license sure also for silly prizes like that they usually give a cash prize alternative
>>565001998Never
>>564999853No. She'd shatter your prostate then replace your memory of it with one thinking the date ended with just a peck on the cheek.
FUAgods status?
>>565002478Not following up any more attacks im afraid.
Rape status?
Herta: Star Rail
>>565001536Define viable
>>565002478Still the most sovl archetype
>DoT existed from day 1 but was completely useless without Kafka.>People are complaining in 2026 about SW999 because she feels weak without certain 5 stars.You have no one to blame but yourself since this was always how HSR operated.
>>565001536The 330 roll pity in FGO is pretty bad, but at least you can make flexible teams and even year 1 servants are usable after 11 years.
WOLF HUNTWOLF HUNTWOLF HUNT
I have a steamy shit with your name on it
>rolled sparxie e0s1>rolled sw e0s1>rolled yao gang gang e0s0 and then pick more investments on rerun if she's still goatedThis is my current f2poor plan.
>>565001414SW literally doing nothing in those pre-ult makes it kinda funny
>>565002857Just me or Hoolay kinda hot
>>564998981Caelus wives
Archer stronk
>>564998981>>564999167You really are the most mentally ill and obsessive person to ever live. Reminder that no other person in the world has reacted the way you do to being told to stop shitposting.
>>565001881I'd love to flaunt it around like a retarded ironic weeb, but since I live in a 3rd world shithole all I would manage is to be robbed and possibly shot
>>565003013Our Warhead has always been pure sex.
>>565001414who remembers this but with Ratio Aventurine Robin and Topaz
>>565003156Lost the yuri thread's last word award
Bro, I thought we were done
>>565003235We?
>>565003183Brazilian….
>>565003026>>565003232Lost the argument. Again. "the last word" means nothing.
do the boogie woogie
oh know
>>565003360the last word
yuripag status?
>>565003227RRAT...home...
>>565003370
>>565003305POV: me looking at the girls I roofied
>>565003391Very sore
>>565003370>>565003380Being obsessed with other posters means you're schizo.
Break over.
>>565003391they won bigly this patch and anniversary as usual
When I say break, you think of _____ ___ ________
>>565003391>>565003495Explain why no one else in the world reacts this way to being told to stop shitposting.>>565003545Being obsessed with men's assholes is mentally ill and makes you a faggot.People being able to single out all of your posts means you're retarded and not smart.
>>565003391hoyo likes poly yuri
>Ashveil literally just kills 3 people onscreenWTF?
>>565003652breaking my asshole
>>565001168i'd cosplay lygus
>>565003682they just disappear offscreen with a VN still in the background*
>>565003391Won bigly
>>565003305Heroes
ica: I always knew I was a God.
>>565003652>>565003692>>565003756>still can't explain why everyone can single out his posts so easilyExplain why NOT ONCE EVER has anyone else's posts that say "break" been called out. It is ONLY yours. Almost like your posts aren't normal.
>>565001414It's fucking kino I'm afraid
>>565003227I’m stealing this cipher gif and there’s nothing you can do anon
>>565003682What a cool guy
I need my asshole broken.
HSR characters who would stop evil people from killing endangered animals?
>>565001326her playable model is still not out (model is still labelled as npc), what if she transforms into a pink girl?
>endgame is guaranteed to shill Break, monoRem, DoT, and now Elation>don't feel like investing in any of them
>>565003682This scene was really strange. Himeko and Kuchiba just has no problem with murder? Like I get they were mass killers but shoul
Hsr characters (female) that let me knock em up?
>>565003818Mitete!AntiHeterodoxAnon!
majima fucks this.
When are we getting her?
>>565003798>>565003892>still not explaining why people have 100% consistency in singling out his postsYou lose.
>>565003957I'd roll!
Herta loves Caelus!
>>565003908sparkle
Greg O'Gallagher
>>565003975Blade Will save fua
he is going to quote me
>>565004069>>565003908It doesn't matter if you "take someone seriously". Everyone else in the thread can still see your posts, see how insane you are, and see that you're the problem here.
>>564999105I want one for every path
Honkais who would give schizos their meds?
my e6 lingsha without a light cone sucks.
Who is the hottest Planarcadia waifu so far?
>>565004372Lynx
>>565004423she's still bi
>>565004209>>565004246Owning multiple 4chan passes so you can spam harder is pathetic. Being obsessed with trying to "troll" means you're mentally ill.
... . .- -.
>>565004423She's literally never been a lesbian
>>565004372
>>565004437Himeko
>>565004437March forma del GATO
>another lesbian converted to homosexuality. for caelus.>>>>>>>homosexuality>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[Deleted]
>4.0 barely had Yao Guang and mostly featured Sparkle/Sparxie>Sparxie is second half>4.2 had less Evanescia than 4.1>Evanescia is rollable at allwhat are they doing
>>565004423You may want to re-read your post once. Because converting a homo to a homo isn't making much sense.Unless you say she's trans and/or Caelus is trans.
>>565004598KEKYTOW
>>565004464based clanker
>>565003842FVAAAAAAAAARK!
>>565004423>>565004290>>565004464You are only person ever to react this way to being told to stop shitposting.
>>565004423shameful display.
>another lesbian converted to homosexuality. for caelus.>>>>>>>homosexuality
>>565004598Based sparxie, now gimme a kiss
>>565004604>What are they doing >Main story is main story again and not shill patch for the banner character
seanogs, everyone!
God is speaking.
>>565004604I want to know who they're going to hype up near the end of 4.X like Cyrene.
>>565004691>>565004651Please understand, he's extremely mentally ill and using his phone, PC (multiple tabs), proxies, and wifi to try and spam this thread multiple times a minute. He can't even function enough to think basic thoughts.
The samefagging is unreal. I predict there are only 5 posters in this general.
>>565004691Lemeow
>another lesbian converted to homosexuality. for caelus.
>>565004754shareholders hate this post
>>565004808We don't need another garbage character throwing 40 hours of lore in the trash.
Mywife love!
>>565004793>>565004653Are you ever going to move on with your life? Or do you actually plan to die as you're shitposting on 4chan?
>>565004845Shut the fuck up Sean, we're laughing at both of you.You're like a bullied kid trying to fit in by laughing at another bullied kid.
>all the cat cakes have cute nicknames>Firefly cat is just Fluffly Fireflyeven in this she manages to be completely bland
>>565004117That's Obsidian? What is this from?
You don't need him
>>565004968I am mydei and you are my wife
>>565004845Who is "he"?
>>565004992KEK
>another lesbian converted to homosexuality. for caelus.Did he really say this? Where? I want to laugh too
>>565004992>You're like a bullied kid trying to fit in by laughing at another bullied kid.kek it all makes sense
>>565004992KEKYTOWIE
>>565004437Nihilux is PURE SEXO
>>565005096see>>565004423>>565004691
uglylux
>converted from gay to bitechnically true
>>565005003Stoneheart myriad celestia trailer
>posts bait and deletes it shortly after>immediate spam of carefully chosen reaction faces and vagueposts in the span of 1 minuteless obvious falseflag from the *****cord
>>565005301My dick has no eyes anon
Did we really need 2 hours of Yao and Evanescia flirting for the story to progress?
this is pretty fun
>>565005419>calls her 'sister'not really flirting is it
bleh
>>565005419yes
>wahhh a cord is bullying meeeelol
>>565005475wat
Speaking of bangershttps://vocaroo.com/1gf4gFjjarcv
>>565005487C&C
Whenever I do something stupid I can simply blame the cordWorks every time
Who's more mid, 999 or Evanescia?
>>565005556FUAaaaarkkk
>>565005475Did Blade finally die? Is it time to celebrate?
>>565005614Your mom for giving birth to a childe that can't bake their own decisions
>>565005614they are literally the same in terms of strength, both don't come close to mono rem
>>565005556BANGERTOW
>>565005556FVAAAAAAAAARK
>>565005475Dios mio
>>565005475I'm thinking Blade and Rice are not the picks for side 2
>>565005475>bladebwo, it doesn't have wind weakness...
>>565005475
>>565005475sorry bro, anaxa was just too strong so they slapped the bug with a 40% wind res
>>564983773chartanon better not skip my clear like he did for AA
blade won
>>565005659nah, i just killed really really slow
>>565005614999 and it's not even close. She has 3/4ths of her premium team and is barely better than mono rem despite supposedly being the 4.x exodia. And SW999 still loses to mono rem at ultra high cost. Eva on the other hand has 2 free spots and is comparable to SW999 despite not being the giga shilled team.
>>564983773A clear is a clear
>>565005381Shartkleposter really thinks they're slick kek
>>565005475Anony… do you not have any other teams for the second side? I feel bad looking at this
>>565006039>He thinks Yao is in SW's premium team
SPARKLESEX
I have a poop diaper fetish….
>>565005949anon what are you doing on side 2???
>>565005614Eva is interesting because she's actually kinda weak early on and then ramps up significantly as the combat continues and banger stacks of allies time out.Silver Wolf has a similar ramp up problem, but will fall down to 0 again instead.I'd honestly say Eva is likely better long term, but that is assuming no further elation chars come out and you aren't someone who considers a char that doesn't 0 or 1 cycle a brick. Her 5 cycle performance is really fucking good.
>>565006084Are your teams wearing green relics or something?
I want to love and protect the pidi sister
post bricksmine is pic related
>try trial sparksea in SW team in DU>she's abhorrent dogshit>EMC is unironically betterWasn't she supposed to be the Evernight?
>>565006145>He skipped Yao
I know it’s probably lost media at this point, but does anyone still have the Lord Tazzynyroth (Ruan Mei pov) copypasta vocaroo from 1.3?
>>565004845holy schizo
>>565006187code not valid
>>565006286She’s mine, we’re getting married in five mins
>>565005614Right now they're both even but later on it'll most likely be Eva. They didn't add that built in bricking mechanic for nothing
>>565006269My SW is barely built man
>>565006318brick? mine is an industrial warehouse
>>565006380we know swanniesis
>>565005614Evanescia is terrible
>>565006343I didn't though? It's pretty obvious she isn't staying. She doesn't synergize with the team beyond her aha instant which takes forever to come up especially without fofo. Obviously she's gonna be bis right now for a dual dps team, she's the only teamwide elation buffer
>>565005614
How is Topaz at E1S1? I am considering getting a dupe + her cone from the store. The only other thing I am considering is fofo s1 for the 12% speed buff
>>565006336Try out a trial e0s0 Evernight and see how fucking shit that is.Trials are unironically the most dogshit ever.. unless it's the trials they give you for the banner ads. They actually build those well.
>>565006318>SW999>Brickworks on my machine
>>565006379works on my machine
lol
Yeah I'm sure Yao is getting removed instead of Shartxie (3% better than EMC) LOL
>>565006624Complete dogshit, it’s just not worth it until she gets a nova flare anon
>>565005614SW is really mid. Eva has her tied with a lower cost team. Mono rem mogs both.
>>565006231letting the game auto
>Sparxie is not good in a punchline shilling environmentWoah
>>565000991
>>565006706Truly a wonder as to why the dual dps team does worse with a single target support than a hypercarry team. If you think an Aha instant bot that barely synergizes with the team is staying then I don't know what to tell you. There's a reason why Hoyo explicitly has replacements for Yao in SW's team but not for Sparxie
how the fuck does this elation shit work, do they not scale on actual stats and their damage is purely based on an arbitrary 'elation' stat that only works within itself??? doesnt this scream poor ageing???
>>565006318based yaoskipper
>>565001536Expensive, limited lifespan, and stale teambuilding. At this point you're not rolling for characters, you're going for teams. Every character might as well have the Partner tag because god forbid some newshitter rolls SW2 without her 3 other jigsaw puzzles.
>he skipped Yao
>>565006786I see. She's still one of my favorites, so that's a shame. But I honestly think she's one of the most likely to get a nova-flare next time they does it. I really hope this is a trend they will continue
>>565006624better to wait until she gets a novaflare unfortunately. I had e1s1 topaz and stopped using her when I got feixiao since chink march set up more follow ups and feixiao stopped being useful at e0s0 during amphoreus
Yao is the Tribbie of ElationShe's not staying
>>565006908>doesnt this scream poor ageing???elation will fall off a cliff the moment 4.X endsit is such a shit mechanic
>>565006908*WAHAHAHA*
You already know hoyo is gonna rerun Sparxie and Yao in 4.3 and retards will skip Sparxie again only for Yao to get replaced by a support that works better with SW and Sparxie
>>565006706I'm sure that's because Sparxie is bad and not because Yao isn't actually great in that team, right?Sparxie is really fucked with Yao instead of Sparkle. She needs so much ATK, and try getting that without falling down to negative speed, at which point you ain't gonna do jackshit.Unironically, you are better off playing Sparxie main dps with Yao and Sparkle than to try the Sparxie Yao SW one.>>565006791Don't trust calcs. They all get elation really fucking wrong.
From how people talk about Sparxie I thought she would be able to quickly charge SW999 easily like how Evernight can easily charge Castorice.
so what mitete aha means?
>>565007093>pag humor
Hotaru rabu
>>565007093Rape humor
>>565007130>yurifag malding
>>565007093>chad humor
>>565007103It's copers lol. EMC unironically charges SW faster than Sparkxie.
>>565006816Works fine for me. She's the only reason I'm able to get over 240 punchline on my SW to make her E2 fully work.
>>565006908>doesnt this scream poor ageing???What isn't poor ageing in this game?
>>565006624good for ratio i guess, 50crit damage is not really good in 4.x for ashveil/feixiaobut a buff is a buff if you like topaz
>>565007010Yaofags can never give a reason as to why she's staying beyond her aha instants. 40 punchline every 3-4+ turns is totally worth it and warrant her place in SW's team until eos. You can't mention that she barely functions without fofo and her cone either
>>565007130so true, bestie!yuripag humor (woman A being a sexpest/rapist towards woman B) is sooooo much better
>>565007325almost like the aha instants are the main thing
she cute
>>565007103She can? Sparxie is the only reason Silver Wolf can even get to 240+ MMR most of the time
>>565007078>Don't trust calcsI trust showcases.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25JY47fGLQ
Delicious Yaofags tears when she gets replaced
>>565006318
Stay strong ashveil bros we will save you
There is now drawbacks to skipping Amphoreus for now and getting started on the 4.0 patches right?
>the Elation support (Emanator btw) is going to be replaced before Sparkle2KEKAROO
We all love Firefox /here/
>>565007289Kafka and Firefly
>>565007573thats chara is phy
>>565007389And it's shit for the team because no one can help activate them except fofo who is 100% getting replaced. Yao already generates no punchline as it is, having to wait 3-4 turns to maybe get an ult is fucking terrible and it's the main reason why elation teams are being dragged down right now. The AA stage gives 3 waves just to shill Yao and she can barely get 2 ults. It's insanely easy to replace Yao in this team that everyone else synergizes with but retards who are deathly afraid of her getting replaced will stick their head in the sands and pretend everything is the issue with elation but Yao
>>565007664Firepag was unusable until Dahlia
>>565007093Almost choked on my pagpag reading that! Hahaha! Take this updoot, you madman. You deserve it.
I have a rancid diaper
Chink generals never last more than 3 patches
If himeko can get more than 9 tiktok hours both sparxie and yao will still be on sw's team if she can't then both are getting kicked out
>>565007449this is evanescia doing her job as the arbitrer of cocks
Uh oh SparkSEA coper going NUCLEAR!
>>565007389The main thing for SW is MMRAnd honestly all current options are underwhelming at that
I think we should get an unskippable 4mins cutscene of Yao making out with Eva in 4.3.
>>565006318Mine is this one
>>565008094many are saying this
>>565003013>>565003210The monsterfucker book club for women is two blocks down
Even AI is laughing at us Sparkxie bros...
>>565008051Homosexual for caelus
broes... is there a way for me to clear the first half of this in anyway with the characters I have or do I have to wait until eva drops? (all e0)
>>565008094go to sleep yuria
>>565006318Not a single endgame reward missed either. SPARKLESNACK team still cleans up anything other than AA pretty easily. Helps that Sparkle is E6 but she wasn't gigabuffed for most of the year.
>>565008136AI is just repeating what reddit says
>>565008094Everyone says this
>>565008162use acheron
>Yao isn't even good and the main thing she does is force an Aha!>Every possibly kit people conjure up to replace Yao is a character that does exactly what Yao does.>But it's Yao that will be replaced and not Sparxie.So why can't they make a better Sparxie? What about her kit makes her so irreplaceable that MHY can't make a replacement but can make a Yao v2?
>>565008136You do realize that's literally just siting some random redditor, right?
>>565008094caelus and sunday girlfriends are so quirky
>>565008162>break team>no dahlia>rem team>no rem team>herta team>no anaxaBro bro bro we gotta fix your account, honestly it’s not even worth trying the 4th floor for this cycle you’ll just rage trying to brute force it
>>565008047YUNLISECKS
I trust leakers.Surely they will not rugpull me.
hatsune miku
>>565008390ice nihilty anaxa
>>565008274the funniest part is that even if hoyo really makes a Yao2 you just run both that and Yao together
With E2 SW999 is there any reason to burst before 120 MMR? It would be better to spend all three of her enhanced normal attacks with higher MMR, right?
>>565008136>asking AI to defend (You)r retarded ahh opinions>while it uses *eddit as a sourceembarrassing post but not unsurprising coming from a Geminigger
>>565008136NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOS-SHE'S THE EVERNIGHT OF ELATION THAT'S WHAT LEAK TROON 69 ON XITTER SAID!I DIDN'T GET RUGPULLED!
>>565008390just repeat the leak mantra to yourself>if a leak is ever wrong that means they changed it>if it wasn't leaked we did know about it but decided not to leak it>we lied about it on purpose
>>565008330Fuck off cuckfag. Both are for STUDlus.
>>565008225>>565008327If a dog says a trvke it's still a trvke right? She gives 80% crit damage as her only buff and she has less single carry damage than aidsnon.Fucking dumpster bin character.
>>565008357
>>565008456and we do lolyao+emc is way better than sparxie+emc
>>565008349This is what happens when I only roll for characters I like...
Topbrick
>>565008474No, she is literally doing nothing when she isn’t in her ult state
hatsune miku will be the evernight of elation
Where is she???
Sparxie is a literal who that got BTFO in round 1 of the Phantasmoon Games lol
>>565008217holy BASED
>>565008523>She gives 80% crit damageWrong. She gives something like 200% Crit DMG with all the punchline she feeds to SW, and that gets turned into MMR and higher stacks of certified banger.So not only does she make SW get her burst faster, she also feeds her something like 120 MMR stacks her rotation. >aidsnonYou have a stroke?
>>565008162roll for dahlia NOOOOOOOOW SHE WILL NEVER COME BACK NOW
>If they make RMC2 we're just gonna run RMC + RMC2 instead of RMC2 and Evernight lol
shaky melty incoming
>Evernight of Elation>look inside>80% CDMG buff
>>565008812how come?
>>565008812The fuck triggered you this time? Can you stop shitting up threads.
sean coping over his spadekle lole
hatsune migu and yao will be for making wolfie keep exploding for Ahathe sporgles will go to the TB who is #1 sparxheadeverything as Elio wrote it
>>565008812what do you mean?
>struggle to fight normal battlesall in baby
Uh oh, Sparxlets meltdown.
>>565008939>>565008812>>565008915lmao
Tow?
>>565008516meant for>>564999280
the ritual worked and she has been successfully summonedSPARKLESEX
>>565008784I can't bring myself to roll on her because I just don't like her...
>>565008792>Elation path>More Aha is a bad thing
>sean was the sparxie coper all alongKnew it. just needed his usual posting structure to be sure.
>>565008952whenever I get these choices, I read the decision as>lose win streak>gain 10 coins
>Evernight of Elation in 4.0 second half bannerKEKAROO
>Evernight of Elation
>>565008939>>565008996You are literally the most mentally ill person to ever live.>gets proven wrong about something in an argument>instantly starts having a total mental break down and seething about the voices in his headAs always, you are the sole shitposter in these threads.
>>565009059I feel for you I really dobut they made it so that firefly is a legitimate unusable brick without dahliathe other two break dps are even worse
uh ow
>HE invested on sparksea and is coping over his evernight of elation
Eva is so fucking cute bros
reMEMber to talk to our girl in the luofu
>>565005556Anon, you copypasted something that "people" said to you into AI. That means you "win" and "meme"
>>565009052i still cant believe they made chispitas canon
Evernight is an Emanator though? Sparkle is just a random friendless loser.
shartxie will never be HER
Nigga there’s people here constantly begging for the Evernight of REMEMBRANCE to get a novaflare every thread
>>564999814Noooooo
>>565009090>>565009210>>565009217>only the person i'm replying to can see my posts!!!How do you function being this mentally ill? Seriously, what the fuck? Why are you even in these threads?
3some with March and Eva or 3some with Nihilux and Pearl?
where did the evernight of elation part even come in? Is the kit with the whole x number of elation units even though thats inherent to the mechanic/path itself instead of being exclusive to the character or is it her eidolons? because sparxie's e2 doesnt sound as crazy as evernights
I am so hyped for the miku announcement in 5 hours or so
>>565009054Now do the ritual again, nothing bad will happen.
>Emanator of Nihility>????>Emanator of Elation
>>565009306your girlfriend...
Dahlia tribbing Acheron tribbing Black Swan
Sparxie is a discarded mask of Aha you nonplayer cord raiders. She outranks Evershit. KYS.
>>565005556>>565005743>>565009257Holy fuck, you're so mentally ill. Seek help. No other threads have anyone like you in them.
>>565009265Hanami is an emanator too>>565009368>Filler arc>Not enough Emanators to shillLMAO
>>565009368I still can't believe that I got catfished by cas before 4.0 dropped
>>565009354holy SEX, only good things can happen with both in the train at the same time
don't care if I got bricked
>>565009390>>565009328Genuine mentally unstable behavior.
I am such an epic "troll"
>>565006706>3% better than EMCYaoguang shitters are on so much cope they outright lie now
>>565009096Wait, you don't even have to win to get the rewards? That's kinda lame. I refreshed all my coins for this
>>565009530Uhhh I'm thinking BASED
>don't care if I got bricked
>>565005556FUNNYROO
>>565005556HAHAHA
>>565009186That's so fucked up... I'll just wait until they release a cuter break support for now, but until then I guess I'm bricked until I get eva...
>>565009629>>565009634I’m noticing…
>>565009603As another person, I agree
>>565009629>>565009634Crazy how in an random discussion you are constantly screaming about your boogieman. Literal rent free behavior.
>>565009605pretty sure the 3% comes from this pic but that's only for Eva
Sparxie status?
Sparkle will never make anyone think "Sparxie" exists.She will never be multiple people.She will always be a single person.She will never make anyone mad.Planarcadia will never be her personal army.
>>565009617you need to reach the line in the bar anon its like 30%
>>565007572Emanator of some bottom tier anon isn't a flex
>>565007010E1 tribbie is my most used character by far. Slap her into any non-meta team and it’s a big upgrade.
>>565009787It is only funny because you are getting so mad about it
>>565009603>>565009771>>565009847You still haven't linked to even a single example of someone in other threads acting like you.
E1S1 SW999E1S1 SparxieE0S1 Yao GoungE2S1 HyacineCan't even clear the first phase of the boss.Being honest, I don't even think E2S1 SW999 + E2S1 Sparxie would fix this.
When is the next Silver Wife shill video?
>>565009920Now what if no one actually got mad, and you're just delude yourself into thinking you make people mad because you don't want to accept you're a failed troll?
>>565009806>33% drop without Yao>40% drop without YaoFVAAAAAAAAAAAARK, THE EVERNIGHT EXPY IS PERFORMING RIGHT NOW!
>>565009368Cassie will be an Emanator, it's just a matter of time...
miku
>>565010067in 5hours
>haven't gotten a new character since Cyrene
>>565009617In those stages there is a vertical line on the progress bar about 1/3 of the way. If you get past it you get the rewards, but if you're already struggling you might fail to get even that far in those max difficulty stages.
Our response?
>>565009929Damn, so you're so fucking stupid that all it takes is a single person to endlessly mind break you and outsmart you in every thread that you spam and shitpost in?You must be giga retarded.
>0.1%>Every time I miss a crit I could have pulled a 5*Aha would approve the gambling
>>565010139Judgement day for monorem enjoyers is soon
>>565009806Holy rugpull
>>565009374It's over fr fr...
>>565010042>he cant clear 0 cycle with the shilled teamsorry anon but that's just a brain issue
>>565010042No, really. Why do you have a "single" other poster living rent free in your head every waking second of your life?>>565010191Trying to parrot what was said to you back at other people.Literal autism.
>>565010073I am not even the same person I am laughing about both of youturning your schizo ramblings into shitty ai songs is funny though
>Screwllum: I always knew I was more than a mod
Castorice will become the Aeon of Death
>>565010042KEKYTOWwhat a kwab
>>565010259What? I'm just posting my failed Plight clear.
Sparxie pullers are only coping as hard as they are because they went all in on shitting on Yao. Yao had the shitposting going against her and being chinese so people who pulled her had to really want her.Then Yao turned out to be crucial in the teams so Sparxie pullers are now panicking and need her to be replaced asap. It was a self inflicted wound.
>>565010042EMC instead of SparkSEA would 0 cycle this
>bro yao is garbage, bro sparxie is garbage, just wait for the cyrene of elation or whatever the fuck>instead of just taking the L and rolling one or both you roll eidolons on SW>e2 SW apparently doesnt even alleviate the issues of one or both of them missing so she's still>wait for 4-5 months for an alleged uber specialized support to come and brick the old ones I wasnt around during 3.x but was monorem like this because of all the rice vs cas shit or is this exclusive to elation
>>565010269>>565010313>>565010296>i would never lie on the internet!! i'm totally someone else!!!Why do you think anyone would believe this?
who will be the sparxie of remembrance
My Sparxie doesn’t have speed boots yet and my SW only has about 180 speed, it’s fine. I need to get at least Yao’s S1 too. But who do you pick to send to the sub field? I sent Sparxie for the first bar because they don’t have imaginary weakness, and then SW second
>>565010042I am baffled, literally how
>>565010170I have her but I need to run a team with Vita and double Sparkle one day.
>>565010424Luocha
>>565010042Shaky
Why argue with a Yao denier when you can just wait?
>>565010042>he rolled sparkSEA
>>565010342>>565010374>>565010489You're not subtle, you're not smart. You're just mentally ill and obsessive. Seek help.
>>565010042>these are the people that tell you X is a brick
This game isn't about pulling the characters you like!It's about meticulously weighing the pros and cons of each character, their powerlevel, compatibility with potential teams, futureproofness and long term archetype viability.Only if you win this game of speculation will you receive the bounty of the dreaded endgame modes.Or alternatively swipe your credit card to e6 the shitty character, but that makes you a skilless homo.
YaoGODS won bigly I'm afraid
>>565010401okay I have to admit you always mistake the same person with the schizo you are actually mad about for the last 2 threads or so
>>565010458>I need to run a team with Vita and double Sparkle one day.based
>>565010259Why are you mad about that post if that wasn't (You)?
>>565010042sorry bro but hard mode is for the e6 whales only
>Keep dying on Huohuo>Buy her LC>Stop dying unless unluckily ST burstedIt does really help with sustain huh
>>565010562>>565010451You do realize that's plight and not normal, right?>>565010623No one mistakes you for anyone else. How you act is extremely abnormal. There isn't a single example of how you act in other threads.
>remexodia already falling off into shitter territoryok, hermanoswhat can I possibly do to save my team of rosaditas?>roll for Cyrene's cone and her E1>roll for E1 Rice (already has her cone)>roll for E1 Hyacine (already has her cone)what should I do to save them from getting Herta'd
>>565010575Why is her ruler bending like that
>>565010538"You're not X, you're Y!"shitty humanoid ai
>>565010042This guy doesn't know how to play the game KEKTOW
>>565010680Anon is not wrong. E2 Sparxie fixes most issues SW999 has. Yao is a current bandaid for the the other remaining issues
>>565010680>elation is extremely simple to understand>next paragraph doesnt explain it at all and ends with telling you to swipe for e2 sparxiewow that sure is helpful!
>>565010632>>565010756>>565010785Why are you constantly trying to scream at other people that they are mad if you aren't mad and projecting?Why do you think random people in the thread can't take issue with you shitting up the thread?
>>565010739Just accept death and roll the new shill instead of vertically investing into a brick.
>>565010706see, and that's why it's funny, because you're saying that to a completely unrelated personhilarious even
>>565010852What?
>>565010575You can pull who you like. Just don't cry when you lose after shitting on another character for months.
>>565010793>fixes most issues>bandaid for the other issuesYou know the kit is chopped when characters are there to fix problems and not increase performance.
>>565010706>You do realize that's plight and not normal, right?this is the first normal sentence I've seen you write like ever
>>565010936he thinks literally everyone in this thread that replies to him is the same person and gangstalks him
>>565010904>>565010936You're not an unrelated person. All of your posts are related by the fact you are trying to bait. No one thinks your posts are normal. No one thinks how you act is sane.Again, there is not a SINGLE post outside of these threads that acts like you.
>bro E2 sparxie fixes SW's biggest issue!unironically why should i have to roll e2 of another character instead of e2 SW which should have fixed most of the issues just like how cas and firefly e2 fixes most of their issues? I may as well just play sparxie as a main DPS and just ignore SW completely at that point
4chan is my personal army
>>565010793>just roll 3 copies of the brick to fix it!Nyo I don't think I shall marketer-kun
Castorice will become an Emanator of Destruction
I initially skipped Fugue and Dahlia but seeing how good super break is right now has me second guessing that decision
Why is no one talking about how Cyrene got rugpulled? It took ~3 patches before her entire team got powercrept by an incomplete elation team
>>565010042>>565010653Someone 0-cycled plight with 11 cost E2S1 team, but it's sustainless.https://youtu.be/oWYuChJy65I?si=MsuR2vzgLqSSKfYP&t=367
Sparxie and SW fuel each other, Yao does not. Thus, Yao will the one who is replaced for a more synergistic teammate
>>565010739you'd probably have to dump rolls and get e2 castorice/evernight if you cared about getting good scores in AS & MoC but you 'should' be able to keep playing exodia team for a decent chunk of time more and get all the jade rewards from non-AA endgame content
>>565011061The funny part is you want both E2 SW and Sparxie. It's 100% another scenario like E2 FF and Cas though ya.Hoyo are making the problem and trying to sell you the solution
>>565011139no one other than the brazillian and phainon tranny care about the pink whore
>>565011057anon there can be multiple people calling you schizo and making fun of you if you are behaving like a schizo
>>565010745not so sound like a snob but it's basic principles behind motion and animation when you want to convey speed. did you never see the rubber pencil trick when you were a toddler?
My dick would literally never leave Sparkle's tight warm pussy...
>>565011092I agreed to take part in this person's personal army.
>>565011046>>565011049>>565011092Spamming with your 4chan passes does not make people think you're more than one person. Refusing to address what's said to you while you just spam and repeat your impotent attempts to "bait" will never force people to think you're more than one person.
>>565010680This anon is already completely retarded since he ignored Certified Banger which is more important than Sparkxies shitty punchline gen
>>565011057What the fuck are you talking about?
Honest genuine thoughts and feelings?
Was this a death flag
>>565011209>>565011236>>565011263Explain why telling off a self admitted shitposter who's screaming about other posters and trying to "troll" is schizo behavior.Explain why "all" of these "different people" act exactly the same way and refuse to address the same things.Explain why no other threads have to deal with this shit.
>>565010042bro...
Can 3 Aha instants cycle 0 be achieved by mortals?
>>565010170>such as Sparxie (Sparkle/Archer)
>>565010042I managed it with E6 Sparxie though I did have a decent amount of AV left. I tried it with this same comp on release day and the boss was left with 10-12% hp at the end due to my mid to bad relics.Relic quality makes a huge difference
>>565011382What's with the random quotation marks?Are you perhaps autistic?
>>565011248have you for a single second ever considered how that could be just not true>>565011382I am not addressing things because I am not that person lmao
Desu i tried non monorem shit like DOT on the bug and still got 1600 score tooOut of all the AS bosses, i think hoyo just likes buffing ruan mei's blue pitbull too much because not even hoolay or the banana brigade is this aids
>>565008274Because Sparxie interacts with SW just like how mono rem characters interact with each other. Yao doesn't have anything like this for the team as nobody does anything for her except herself. Giving extra punchline on a skill point being consumed or gained immediately kicks Yao out of SW's team
>>565011180ummm where's sparxie??
>>565011421This nigga stroking it to Sparxie
>>565010042kek. money can't buy skill after all
Just finished the ascension match and reached A8 in CW...what to expect?
>>565011354No one dies here
>aglaea
>>565011235Every healthy male is saying this
>>565011505Rotting in the dumpster because she's the Aglaea of Remembrance, not the Evernight LOL
>>565011254You realize punchline converts into certified banger, correct?
>>565011597skott
>>565011635KEKYTOW
>>565010042KWABATOW
>>565011453>>565011467Nothing about those scare quotes is random. Making yourself look retarded does not "trigger" people.>have you for a single second ever considered how that could be just not trueHave you ever considered that you never make anyone mad?>I am not addressing things because I am not that person1. You are that person.2. Even if you weren't (you are), you're trying to defend that person (you).3. The posts replying to you are saying how there are not posts like yours (the ones you are currently make right now) do not exist in other threads.This retarred cope you try to constantly do is just so stupid. Pretending you're someone else doesn't mean you never have to address anything.
try to get e2 cas or just get e2 cyrene instead?
>>565011569Thanks for reminding me about the concert. I miss when concerts were good.
Hanabi
>>565011235
>>565011635AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565011674>>565011673very subtle
>>565011505This boss is the most hyper shill shit ever for SW while also having high fire resist.
>>565011474The bug is just intentionally aids.>Big toughness bar so you can't bruteforce it>Bugs only spawn on being attacked so you need frequent hits>Bugs need to be killed repeatedly so you need AoE to reliably damage it's toughnessFuA with Jade used to be an easy way to kill it, but Jade has long been powercrept now.
>reddit spacingDidn't read
Noticing how the remembrance has fallen agenda guy only replies to horizontalfags jobbing just like luna predicted.
>>5650113404321
>>565011635>>565011673>>565011674>mentally ill schizo can do literally nothing with his life except spam with his 4chan passes to try and attack other postersSo pathetic.
>he genuinely, unironically, actually, non-jokingly, legitimately thought a sub-dps character would be better than a harmony equivalent when it came to making the main DPS character stronger
>>565011806be sure to actually read
>>565011340Where's your Huohuo?
>>565011635SparkSEA bros. Did we get rugpulled...?
Imagine the smell...
I feel attacked by random posts on 4chan
>>565011669Wait till 4.x ends to make this statement
>>565010042>>565011421The answer is simply go sustainless so you can fit more Sparkles. Or probably just get better relics since I highly doubt the shilled team should be having much issues.
>>565011806>>565011781>>565011918Please. Go to a therapist.
>>565010680SparxieKWAB lost so hard during the bets it's not even funny KWABOTY even
>>565011724anon when have I ever defended anyone, the only thing I am doing is making fun of you mistaking me for another person over and over againI don't even understand what you're trying to say with your third point
>e2s1 Firefly + e0s1 Dahlia + e0s0 Foog + e6 HMC DDD>gold borders on a Elation shilling boss>e0s1 SW999 + e0s1 Sparxie + e0s0 YaoYao + e6 EMC>siver border on a Elation shilling bossNihilux and/or Pearl WILL fix this obvious gap in power, right?Why is a Superbrick character performing better in Elation-based bosses/stages again?
>>565011749prob cyrene cause you could still slot her in another team if you rolled other chrysos heirs cause cassie is stuck with mono rem always
>>565011624Why would anyone be obsessed with the old model when a newer, shinier one is in front of you?
Masstagging is not normal
>>565011941>Castorice stated to smell like flowers >Cyrene is some tangible memories doubt she even smells>Evanescia is a tree Only the ones wearing glasses stank
>>565011848real>>565011931whorewhore can't sustain for shit while my nigga Daniel makes everyone immortal
Sparkle > Shartxie both character and metawise
Rolled Sparkle and cone on debut because dick hardRolled Sparxie and cone on debut because dick hardSimple as
>>565012012When you are replying to the posts calling out the shitposter (you) and saying that it's "schizo" to tell the shitposter (you) to stop shitposting.>I don't even understandStory of your life. Must suck living retarded.>>565011950>>565011934You will never make anyone think your posts are random.
>>565011874It worked for evernight though
>>565012081>not loving bothare you gay or something?
>>565011967Plight feels like cancer sustainless though. You actually will be reseting a lot and it requires a shit ton of specific tuning to make work
>>565011941Cute yumes getting together to play otome games. Especially Pela
>>565010042>>565011421>>565011967Oh wait, didn't notice it was plight. Never bothered trying it before, probably should since I actually have the team this time.
>>565012213the other schizo must be having the time of his life right now, seeing you fight against literally everyone except him
>>565012101Owning multiple 4chan passes so you can obsessively spam threads to try and attack other posters is not normal.>>565012304Explain why people can easily single out your posts and don't reply to other posts saying break.Almost like your posts aren't subtle and you aren't smart.>>565012364You will never make anyone think you're not the shitposter. The fact you obsessively refuse to call out your own posts and reply them really makes it obvious.
>>565012206holy BASED and SAME
>>565012081
Don't ask yaosissies about what she does after her first ult
It's funny how Wolfie ended up being the most powerful Stellaron Hunter (not counting Elio), she seemed like the weakest one at first.
>>565012280
>>565012206Notice how he didn't mention liking her story lole
>>565012505Anon, Kafka and Firefly didn't get their Main push sp yet.This is not going to age well
SPARXIE FUCKING FLOPPED
so can I just play either one of CW and DU now
someday we will return belobog...
>>565012057>>e0s1 SW999 + e0s1 Sparxie + e0s0 YaoYao + e6 EMC>>siver border on a Elation shilling bosssounds capI got gold with auto and a sustain on the same investment (or just bad relics I guess)
>>565011008That's modern HSR character design. What do you think Dahlia is? A bandaid? She's more like a complete hospital bed.
>>565012429why would I ever call out a schizo except for making fun of him, I am not retardedevery other person would've dropped this like 15 replies ago, but you are a schizo so you keep replying and mass tagging completely unrelated people, which is what makes this funny
>>565012280This is the kind of expert analysis I come to this website for.
ur mom looks breedable.
>>565012505Silver dog jobs to Blade using a frying pan
I'll seriously be pissed if they make Himeko SP needing to be E2 to be good. Just like What they did to Phainon. Just because they aren't the anniversary units.
>>565012081Sparxie is legit ugly
Wait, so the faggot who has been dilating about chink whore for the past 2-3 months is ACK?
