Thumbs Up For The Warbond Edition>Previous>>564961296>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0Apr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0>LATEST PATCHESMar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939Apr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)
inb4 the mechs end up more tanky than the tank
Locking all new weapons, grenades and armor sets behind a paywall is fineTaking the third armor set, associated cosmetics and the final gun/throwable from the warbond and selling them in the cash shop is fineLocking the vast majority of new stratagems behind a paywall is fineLocking new vehicles behind a paywall is fine>YOU ARE HERELocking advanced weapon customization behind a paywall is fineLocking new shipmodules behind a paywall is fineLocking vehicle customization behind a paywall is fineLocking new biomes and enemies behind timed paid tickets is fineLocking bugfixes behind a paywall is fineCharging 15 bucks a month as a subscription for being allowed to play the game is fine
>eruptorInstall the mod that turns shrapnel into tracers and enjoy your cortisol spikes.
>>565009724no worry sirs i recovered
>>565011438Reminder that there were trannies who hate him so much that after he called them out for threatening to firebomb a horse sanctuary, they posted videos of them pissing on an image of him on their own floor.
New drawing :)
>>565012850I remember at release people praised the monetization system.
>>565012878>500kg. >killing one let alone three bile titans. What mods are you using
Exo Shitspurts in roughly 13 hours, 26 minutes based on previous release windows.
>>565013076Lmao the bone
>>565013076Many such cases
>>565013087Early on we also got stratagems from MOs or just for nothing like the HMG/QCNow it's like one thing a year and the rest is behind paywalls
>>565013118hype
>>565013087swiggers originally said stratagems would not be in warbonds.
>>565013175Even more so tomorrow.
death to sweden
>>565013118I'm worried about the ammo count. It better have more than 6 rounds.
Surely the leaked armored FRV will be free, right?
>>565013306No they said something like "Perhaps later, but not now." Of course this is the one thing they actually ended up doing.
>>565013384It will be 800 SC in the slopshop
>>565013118What’s the point of the shield when most of the body is still exposed to lethal damage
>>565013384super credits are free so yeah.
>>565013384It's in the racing themed warbond
>>565013384Of course! You can earn super credits in the game!
>>565013382It has an autoloader, don't worry.It will have 12
>>565013384You wont be using it either way.
>>565013224saw his gameplay total midwit loadout once again celebs do not belong here
>>565013482Does it come with the "Racist" title?
>>565013463What is the point of the shield when it will be medium armor and have 300 health?
Reminder:
>>565013632This is actually true!
>>565013482>racing themedSeeing as the armor passive in the mech warbond isn't even related to piloting mechs, what could the racing armor passive possibly be?
>>565013384No. They aren't going to make a direct upgrade to an already free stratagem also free.
>>565013384everything is free for me
>>565012886lol I remember that
>>565013306>the swedes said that stratagemz will always be free and never in warbonds>went "okay we'll try just to see">every warbond since has been in warbonds>you now remember that the full quote was "new stratagems, planets, missions, and enemies will always be free, only armour and weapons will be in warbonds"
>>565013701>what could the racing armor passive possibly be?Increased crawling speed
>>565013829
Do you think vaulting is getting fixed
>>565014075Actually? No.
>>565013118My guess for the order of unlocks.>Page 1Heavy ArmorGallantExpendable MGHellpod Skin>Page 2Light ArmorExosuit SkinBreakthrough ExosuitExosuit Skin>Page 3Lumberer ExosuitMissile PistolPlayer TitlePelican SkinFRV Skin
>>565013602>celebs do not belong herewhich is funny because the people that supposedly hate him so much can't stop bringing him up at every opportunity
>>565013701>Markers placed on the map will generate radar scans every 2.0s.To symbolize your trusty copilot handling navigation.>Increases initial inventory and holding capacity of stims by +2.As a nod to doping scandals in the sport.
Raped general. Helldivers players are cuckolds now watching the leakers actually have fun
>>565014075The only vaulting fix we're getting is warbonds getting vaulted like prime items in warframe
Remember to spawn in your supercredits tonight before tomorrow's update breaks your cheats
>>565014158>Both exosuits cost 110 medals
>>565013632>slavery got abolished does he know?
>>565013814How long until planets, missions, and enemies are locked behind warbonds?
>>565014286I’m at 50k but I still feel like it’s not enough.
Really don't want to level another SMG, especially one with LibPen flavor.Extremely small chance of a perfect sidearm trifecta forming with the Talon-Ult-Pissile but I'm worried it will only be any good on mediums. Like an alpha or flying overseer deleter.
lobby d-d-doko
>>565014286Plan on it as soon as my friend fixes his keyboard so I can steal double the amount of the swigger's money.
>>565012878>their ragdolls all get sucked into the blast instead of pushed awayHoly shit that one anon who replied to a guy showing a BT corpse flying across them map to kill the diver was spot on.
>>565014561Neat.
>>565014561useless
>>565014561Why make this instead of better vehicle driving?
>>565014286I should join something.
>>565014673>try to run away from a buch of bots>get hit by an explosion that SUCC me in and bring me right back to them to get slaughteredZero chances this isn't malicious code.
>>565014795One sparks autistic joy. The other is work.
>>565014510If it is not anti-tank then it is useless.
>>565014201Arrowhead announces that they recognize the warbond issue and will be vaulting all Year 1 warbonds, Helldivers Mobilize included.How apologetic will reddit be?
>>565014286anon the cheat menu can unlock all items in one click no one really needs the sc and the gameguard malware cant do shit about it.
>>565014893It's probably just incompetence. Someone set a value in the code to the wrong thing and didn't notice the ramifications of that because they don't actually play the game.
>max resources>max weapon levels>don't need SC>no content in months >game is basically unchanged with only some window dressingthere's nothing to work towards, what am I even still doing here?
D10bugs or bots steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243248745707/76561197999417031
>>565015084But I like getting medals unironically the intended way, its fun to unlock stuff
>>565008073Yea they can be a lil annoying but you can just suck up to the los illuminados niggas to spite them, or murder them
>>565015168There's content every 42 days thoughie
>retrieve black box>pelican arrives run in>literally one pixel away from entering pelican when a missile makes me drop the black box>mission failedAbsolute BULLSHIT
>>565015168activating explosion neurons and playing with cool anons?
>>565015168Its funDoes tetris need big changes to make it playable?
>can't liberate planets outside of MOs>every MO is a defense oneBrilliant, Udit can never lose izzat now
>>565012878>grenades that explode like a mini-ultimatum>500kg bomb with double the explosion radiusThere's nothing more pathetic than a cheater trying to hide he's cheating.
>>565014075in six months take it or leave it the community is not rasing a shitstorm about it so it will go untouched
>>5650151951/4
>>565015168Go play destiny if you want an endless treadmill
>>565014286Where can I find a cheat lobby? Asking for a friend, I already got 1k super shekels ready for tomorrow
3/4 We need a fresh bodysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243246270425/76561198040375859
>>565015740that shit is beyond dead
>>565012860>shoot at Meatblob and watch one shrapnel just magically fly up into the sky and home towards a teammatemagical
>>565015364unreal engine tertris when?
>>565015635anon his name is purple he cant cheat weapon stats he is not the host.
>>565014561Thought this was some modded bit until the headlights section wtf
>>565015808Uhhhhh.... I thought endless treadmils were good...?
>>565014286>update breaks your cheatshas genuinely not happened even once in the history of this game>>565015635you are factually mentally ill
>>565014075>swedes>fixAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEHHOOOOOOHEEEHOOOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LMAO
>>565015793FVLL
>>565016027>has genuinely not happened even once in the history of this gameYes it has. I distinctly remember people here crying about their arrow mod not working.
>>565015994Why did you post this ugly cat
>>565015264>cruising along at 15kn>ping one (1) time for minerals>immediately eiffel towered by 2 hammerheads>boat sinks in seconds>oh god oh fuck>half the crew is imploded into spaghetti sauce by the pressure>thankfully got my diving suit on >3 mudraptors from the top ropeyour fault btw
>>565015865So he's in a modded lobby.The 500kg looks more like a mini-nuke shell from the artillery.
>>565015364Yes there should be ranked listing, new blocks, UI skins and more
>>565016197because im gay and love cats and fantasize about their furry balls in my mouth please sex me kitty boi
>>565016197I', morry
>>565016360Ew!
Well we know biome number one I wonder what biome number 2 is gonna be, at least ONE of my requests, more planet biome variety, is getting fulfilled
>>565015808Everybody moved to Marathon
>>565015195JOIN MY FUCKING LOBBY DEAD GAME CHUDS
>>565015364Yes, they should add big tiddy bitches to Tetris.
>>565015635That big explosion was too far away from where my nade landed and killed me, that must've been a teammate's ultimatum. Also 500kgs will easily kill bile titans if they land beneath them, the radius is 25m
>>565013384Logically given that vehicle customization is dead and the two new mechs are just stratagems, the next warbond will be the FRV warbond with 3 new FRVs in it (Heavy FRV, Flamer FRV, Resupply FRV).
>>565016556The big tiddy bitches are the people playing it
>>565016575real chads use OPS
Warbond has been delayed.
>>565016812I wish
>>565016424Its okay, its not that ugly, I've just never had a cat that color so I dont like it
>>5650151952/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243248745707/76561197999417031
Lol please tell me how you all justify still playing this dogshit
>>565017034Its fun.
>>565017034sunk cost fallacy
>>565016575>Also 500kgs will easily kill bile titans if they land beneath them, the radius is 25mNo it doesn't dumbass. Because the inner radius is only 10m.
>gonna unlock the instant support weapon call in module just in time for metal storm
>>565017114This isnt WoW. There is no sub fee. >>565017034Hello Darktide tourist how is your dead RNG mode going?
>>565015195>>565016540I would but I'm a consolebab, so I'm going to walk my dog
>>565017034This is still the coop game i've always wanted. And while grossly miss-managed, its still fun and there's nothing similar on the market.
>>565017128I miss my frog...
>>565015865ackshually the cheats i use let me change weapon stats in any lobby, only for myself though. and if teammates pick up my gun then the magazine capacity won't be changed but the firerate will be.>>565016149that's because the SC arrow is just a MOD, it replaces the super credit model to add a big arrow on top of it. and models break if arrowhead changes anything related to them. but REAL cheats get data directly from the game and server, and they don't really change those
>>565017330This sadly.
>>5650151952/4 get in here already
>>565017030get in here chuds
>>565012878Yo anon was this last night? Might have been my lobby with the swapper with free sc!
>>5650151953/4
>>565016921
>Bug Breach? call down a bullet storm to kill 80% of the chaff and not have to worry about reloading or replenishing ammo afterward>teammate got called down far from his gear? call down a Bullet Storm for him until he gets his gear back>Bile Titan hole? Bullet Storm calldown will crush the hole>need to hold your ground for flag raising or extract? call down some Bullet Storms to shred everything but the heaviesSo long as the cooldown is in the 90 second range, this thing is going to be pretty damn great.
>>565012548Which swigger studio is worse? Fatshark only drops a few content updates a year for Darktide, the premium currency can only be bought with real money no grinding but its just for cosmetics so its not as big a issue, there’s only two DLC classes right now both are OP and I will still buy adeptus mechanicus, the new gamemode is basically Helldivers like extraction shooter where you get tech goobles and they’re more focused on cosmetics and making shekels off that than gameplayThen there’s arrowhead who puts most new content in war bonds when it used to be tied to in game happenings and major orders, yeah I didn’t pay attention to the reddit ama drama desu
>>565017643Boobies...
>>565018408arrowhead and it isn't even close.
>>565018408I tried playing the new mode in Darktide, then after two missions I was like "What's the point, there's nothing new to obtain aside some useless cosmetics nobody cares about"
Breaker status, over?
>>565018254Inb4 it's light pen 200 rounds or less with 100dmg per shot at best
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243248408886Continuation of SC "farming" lobby and alternate game modes from last thread.
>>565018408Fatshark is slow and endearingly retarded, they try and fail.Arrowhead is slow and condescendingly retarded, they fail to try.
>>565019059ggs everyone, sorry i had to leave
>>565019027If its light pen i will personally dox the devs and make some AI videos of Baconator getting fucked by a bunch of niggers as she's wearing a nazi outfit.
>>565019059>the last samurai ending scene
>>565016323KEK, early game hammerheads and mudraptors are so fucking annoying, once had them end one of my runs by jabbing my ship's belly right when I was about to dockone solid but kinda risky strat for dealing with them is to sink as fast as possible to reach solid ground then park so that your gunners can deal with them and you don't have to risk your ballasts/belly getting poked, depends on ur ship tho
>>565019059Impressive crispness. What's your settings/mods?
>>565018408>>565018814They're both suffering from the same problem of being owned by not one but two greedy fuck parent companies and having to defer to investors.You can see this in what they prioritize:>new feature that has its own name on the white board and aims for shallow mass appeal good>maintaining the game that's already there for long term players bad
>>565018408You have to be joking. Fatshark is one of the worst studios on earth.
DONT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST CONSUME WARBOND AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT WARBOND.
im at 24k SC that should be enough right
>>565019027>inb4 it ends up being two Liberators with 200-round magazines
>>565018408Fatshark nuked a bunch of cool games like War of the roses. You cannot play them anymore. They're literal satan as far as i'm concerned.
>>565019487Arrowhead is owned by its founders. You're confusing investors with owners, owners are whoever owns the majority stake in a company. Tencent only holds 15% of Arrowhead and Sony is a publisher, not an owner or investor.
>>565018408I would rather a thousand AHs than Fatsharks.
>>565019636The decay claims all, in time.
>>565018408I honestly don't consider fatshark supporters humans. They're equivalent to the slaves who defended their owners.
>>565018408The problem with fatshark's games is that the missions are always the same.
>>565018254My enjoyment of this will depend entirely if the missile pistol is anti-tank or not.
>>565019214Why does the family guy death pose always make me laugh
>>565018408Not only is Fatshark worse, but their games and communities are worse too. You will never meet a more pathetic group of people desperate to be considered skillful for mashing M1 and dodge over and over. Their games are treadmills where progression is entirely tied to grinding currencies so you can mash M1 and dodge faster. At least in DRG, SM2, L4D2, HD2, ect the developers and their communities want to make the games actually fun instead of just a gatcha to waste your time.
>>565019059>>565019214also thanks for the sc
>>565014818I've been furiously hunting for chinks and there just aren't any on right now.
>>565020790PostALobbyPAL
>>565020986steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243252249654/76561198009276343cheat me up senpai
are we skipping work for the warbond?
>>565021559Work?
>>565021559I'm a state worker so i'm on vacations for two weeks right now.
>>5650212052/4
>>565021559no because i like my job
>>565021559>Skipping work just to get a warbond done in one day instead of twoNo, no, i'm fine thank you. I quite like the people i work with, my 250 medals will nudge me in the right direction comfortably as always
>>565022148>i like my job>>565022271>I quite like the people i work withok fuck you too
>>565021559>A support gun that is just a rebranded MMG>Two mechs (you know how bad mechs are like already)>Maybe the fastest light armor in the game? Probably like a 1% speed buff>SMG that will either be great for niche shield fags if one handed, or worthless if two handed I mean sure you could if you're retarded and bare minimum content is attractive to you. You're better off waiting for the maybe ship upgrades in two weeks.
I have literally never seen anyone take advantage of the 1 handed bonus
>>565022542I do sometimes for cool points
>>5650212054/4FVLL
>>565022542The AMA showed why. AH are fragile as fuck to criticism and have a mentality of there is only one way to play HD2. They're not looking at one handed as a 'playstyle' they're looking at the ballistic shield usage stats and saying no one uses this bump up its stats by 5% and see what happens. They need to look at everything one handed and figure out what the playstyle is people are trying to do and support it. Make the Reprimand one handed for example, buff both shields, give us a couple one handed support weapons, ect. Its a miracle we got a stealth warbond and buffs/fixes for stealth at all.
>>565023127They should give us akimbo
>>565023304That's a whole different niche but yes the idea should be to look at how people play, group their warbonds/strategies together then ensure its fun.
>>565015149>>565014893>https://imgchest.com/p/md7oa8n22ypSentries are 100% coded to occasionally shoot you. Don't listen to the retards gaslighting that malicious code doesn't exist
>>565015195GGs fwens>mfw I miss landing on the bile titan and ragdoll into a group of alpha warriors
>>565021559>skiping work for AH slophope you have a patient boss anon
>>565023914This is just a bug
>>565023448this is by favorite combo lately vs bugs
Cheating is greatI can rule the D1s like a GODAN ANGRY GODhttps://youtu.be/exuiVtTwDrc?si=oCgWgjztWSASQOpC
>>565024375Aggroing the horde and making monkey noises as they chase me across across the horizon.
>>565020476You will never be a true survivor.
dawn of the last 12 hours hoping for total swedish death
>>565025042swedes get massive government kickbacks, its almost impossible to kill them
>>565025042Sadly nothing is going to change unless everybody agrees to not buy the bond even with cheated SC. Unlocking it at all will count as engagement in their behind the screen metrics.
>>565024216>mfw I manage to nail a bile titan in the head mid jump and escape without getting sliced open by its hitbox (the entire body)
>>565025224Sadly unlocking stuff in a warbond is the only "progression" this game has.
what's the advantage of bringing the expendable mg over a stalwart?
>>565016149>talks about spawning in SC>A-ARROW MODgood lord, man
>>565025490lower cd(i'm assuming), can have a different AT support and use the disposable MG when needed
>>565025490Its expendable and you don't have to reload it.Also it may or may not be medium pen
>>565025042they will be executed if the mechs are still made out of cardboard
wait isn't the warbond on fri- - - oh shit it IS tomorrow huh
>>565025490you can throw it on hulks & chargers
>>565025490Hopefully you get x2 per dropDoesn't matter if you lose it by dyingPresumably EAT-tier cooldown
XMG stats:med pen80 damage18 durable damage300 rounds per gun2 per call in120 second cooldown (base)900 rpm15 ergosource: it was revealed to me in a dream
>>565024290"car trouble"
>>565025261couldn't be me
>>565025490eat/leat synergylitterbugmaxxing
>>565025490The vanilla trio all have eight minute cooldowns but to be fair have a chance to appear at a POI, hopefully it has volley fire and medium penetration
>>565026478There's no way this weapon is doing less damage than the Stalwart.
automaton jet brigade difficulty 10>liberator>verdict>dynamite>enforcer armor>recoilless>anti tank encampment>eagle 500>shield generatormost killsleast deathssimple as
"farming" lobby doko?
>>565026478if the cd is anything more than 90 seconds its DOA
>tfw every mission i'm playing with 3 strategem slots because the 380 occupies a permanent slot>tfw some missions I don't even throw a single barrage
>>565020476>fatshark is worseVery true>their games are worseDebatable.>their communities are worseObjectively untrue. HD2 has an ungodly amount of self righteous shitters who will kick you for bring off meta loadouts into D8, or feed for 15 minutes and blame the one guy who isn't getting mercd
>>565027536failedfull in <1 min??
Warbond tomorrow lads
>>565025490that's like asking why take EATs over the recoilless
>>565019591That's basically what the Stalwart already is, anon. And it's still a damn good support weapon.>>565025490Besides what everyone else said, you can drop the thing for a teammate you just reinforced, and they'll have a pocket machine gun they can use to make it back to their gear. In that sense, a disposable machine gun is a lot more useful than an disposable AT.>>565026003The blog post explicitly says you get two per calldown.
>>565025490I’m noncommittal and I enjoy throwing shit away after using it.
>>565019985not if Stop killing games actually manages to become law. Then playable versions of the games HAVE to become real
>>565027723I am gonna call down the new items and let my team use then because I am a good person
>>565018408Darktide is the real nerfcreep craze of HD2 but turned up to 11, but the worst part is that the "community" (a loud minority in their discord) is who gets to tell the developers how to balance the game. Because of them Hive Scum was a failure.
yeah im skipping work for mechbond
>>565028645It’s not even worth skipping work for. The only warbond that was worth taking a day off for was Siege Breakers and that’s partly because of Cyborgs. You’re gonna regret itzzz
Trying to do a seaf artillery in a town is a fucking miserable exercise. The constant tide of patrols homing in on you is more enemies than an encounter.
If the cooldown of the XMG is the same as the EAT, and it has near-enough the exact same stats as the MG-43 but with a 400 round capacity, it'll be GOATed.
>>565028832i ca skip work or cause a high speed accidentpick?
My shitting dick nipple internet connection went bad.
Well it fucking crashed. Thanks for the Super Credits bro'. Sweden won't get a dime from me anymore.
>>565029227Yeah, same here.Thank you for the gold kind stranger.
Things i think would be fucking hilarious if AH just blatantly p2w powercrept the warbond:>new mechs are way, WAY tankier than normal ones, more durable than the Bastion, half CD for some reason>Pissile can be manually set and has demoforce 50, Ultimatum 2.0>Expendable MG is heavy pen with stalwart ergoWhat will likely happen instead:>No changes to mechs at all, shield is destructible with 500 HP>Pissile has 3 shots, barely 400 impact damage and AP3>expendable MG will be 40 shots of Light Pen
>>565028927>cause a high speed accidentDo it
>>565021205Lobby dun brokedWasn't even me lelBlame swedenHope you boyz got enoughInvite me sometime to get moarwell not for a while since cheats break in 12 hours lel
I want to give my diver a haircut but I thjnk theyre all bald
Waiting for the FRV Warbond so I can start spamming Drive featuring Ryan Gosling memes.
>>565029358would be kino like random clips experiencing swigger code
>>565029341Pissile is at least 1000 damage because it gibs an alpha commander.
>>565029445start creating helldiver drive memes now in anticipation>>565029469it blew up its head, which is 250HP
dying to an eagle storm strafe is le haha funny grunt fantasy milsim, right?
>>565029401I got like 10k5 now. I'm good for some time. Thank you for your service.
>>565029608Rewatch the video, it fully gibs the entire body.
>>565029698Just like in real life when friendlies were getting strafed by warthogs !
>>565029759>rewatch the videoi didn't watch it in the first place because i don't care for swigger lies, i just vaguely remember a webm from 4 threads ago
>warbond in 12 hoursFuck I really need to find a different game.
>>565029930Fool, you must familiarize yourself with their villany so you know how to defend against it.
>>565029401My internet connection shat the bed, so I logged off and am gonna eat some food.
>>565029991>warbond in 12>XIV patch in 8it's always weird to me how games i play that are on the complete opposite spectrum happen to get their content patches at the same time
>>565029341and when none of that comes to pass are you going to publicly retract your seethe or just quietly move on without a nanosecond of self reflection
>>565030346>seetheyou sure you're responding to the right person there pal?
>>565029438wtf? aren't those appendages?
XMG is likely going to be 150 round MMG don’t expect anything more than that.
>>565030457they grow back completely
>>565030669I'll have you know i'm expecting FAR less than that.
>>565030457They dont feel their "hair"
>>565030724>>565030732wait so they don't act like tentacles? my marina hairjob fetish was a lie?
>>565030868>my marina hairjob fetish was a lie?They're not real so you can believe whatever you want bro'. Hell even if they were real, you could still masturbate to whatever fucked up shit you want. Don't let reality and realism dictate your kinks.
>>565030868really nigga?
>>565030669i'm expecting 60 round, AP3, two per drop, 150+ second base cd
>>565030868>googling squid life expectancyYou sick fuck!
>>565030993what do I look like, a marine biologist?
>>565030868Same vein as why women dont really feel pleasure by rubbing their tits up n down your conk Its for you!
I read “squid hairjob fetish” like it was the most normal thing in the world. I fear I am too far gone into the extremes of goonism.
>>565030210Space Marine 2 also always seems to get its community and main updates around the same time as HD2. Granted they waited way too fucking long for U13 because the damn general died.
>>565031354you're in the right place
>>565031140idgaf about splatoon but i like squids and octopuses
>>565031397Yeah but Space Marine 2 is pretty dogshit imo. Very repetitive. Weapons still feel like shit for the most part. Cancer ranged enemies. If it wasn't a 40k game it would have flopped hard. I haven't even touched the game to try the new class. PvP is fucking busted too.Shame about the general tho.
>>565031354You like squids dont you anonDon't fear the illuminate
>>565030993>mistakenly called tentacles. Why are they not tentacles
>>565030210it's not really a coincidence, a lot of patches and updates are on tuesday usually because microsoft release their patches on every other tuesday
>>565031670There's only eight of them.
>>565031076crazy how many situations are where a single grenade would turn things from untenable to trivial
>>565031725
>>565031670>say tentacles>everyone immediately knows what you meanthey might as well be called that
>>565031670tentacles have suckers only at the tip, arms have it along the whole of it.
>>565031397>>565031585I liked the campaign.
Ten tickles!*grabs your waist*
>>565031986get the fuck off me homo
>>565031986Giggle.
>>565031953>I liked the campaign.Yeah sure, me too. I mean it isn't a TERRIBLE game, but they really feel short from my expectations. Also their excuses of "this isn't a live service game" like they say they did not expect the game to blow up like that ? Nigger its a 40k TPS that looks good. Of course everyone was gonna jump on it.
>>565031936Why aren't my arms like that then?
>>565032240You are the sucker.
>>565032240Cus you're not a damn cephalopod
its nice the directional shield is finally useful thanks to rock solid
>>565032298We're all suckers here, we bought the game.
>>565032454real
>>565032052Yamero!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a55UIaiTE-AWill you be paying 99 dollars + shipping to play helldivers 2 on the gabe controller with gyro and trackpad?
>>565032454I pre-ordered and bought the super citizen pack.
>>565031585The ammo management of operations pisses me off on higher difficulties. The campaign shits ammo and guns for you, the operation expects you to use them as a utility for one enemy that is being annoying during a horde, or saving all your ammo for those flying bosses.Why the fuck does the bolt sniper take like 3 shots to kill a medium sized fucker when you have to kill 300-700 enemies+ (per player) a mission?It all works out somehow, but feels bad.
>>565032782Same. You're always feeling like you're scrounging around for ammo and health. Doesn't feel like a Space Marine.
>>565032443It's really underratedall of the sub 1% pickrate strats are besides the sterilizer and chainsaw
>>565031717Yes i am aware its tuesdays, but generally they are more spread outWhen 2 completely unrelated games i play do it on the same day its still pretty funny>>565031397oh thanks for reminding me, i got Techie to P4 and just kinda stopped playing again
>>565032684I'm usually a pretty good case of heavy buyers remorse with pre orders (BL4 super deluxe, PD3 gold, SM2 - you get the gist) but with HD2 i neither pre-ordered nor do i have the Super Shitizen edition yet
why the fuck is strafing run so strongit does everything besides persistent aoe
>>565033125BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
>>565033125>used to be almost useless>one day they buffed it and it became one of the best stratagems in the gameIdk sometimes they manage to make great changes.
>>565032672I am getting a gabepad for Crimson Desert and Nuclear Option.
>>565032672I watched the GN review and it seems like it's a really capable controller. biggest thing for me is the ability to take it apart and replace individual parts when it gets old or breaks. that and the customization feels like it's probably worth the extra $40. I've been slowly going through my trove of 50 or so xbox 360 controllers I got from work, and the sticks last between a few months and a year before drift sets in. I'd really love to just get one wireless controller that lasts for a while and isn't a piece of shit.
>>565033384>Goymers CucksusFaggot
>>565033103>yet
>>565033505k
>>565033125It embodies the spirit of the blessed A10
>>565033520Honestly, i was writing that with the mindset that it might go on sale but lol, lmaoI already just used cheat menus to level the Knight, so there's honestly nothing in there worth buying, especially not now with AH getting more and more uppity
>>565032672If I ever need a new controller for games that don't involve shooting, yeah.
If Arrowhead gives me the fucking mech stratagem launcher alongside some decent buffs I'll forgive their recent faggotry. >BRRRRRRRRT*Spams EATs and XMGs for the team*>BRRRRRRRRT
>>565031354There's worse things to pick up from the gameBehold a boy
>>565032672If you ever plan to use a controller this thing is probably the best one you can buy, by a mileMost third party controllers are dogshit in their own right, the ones that used to be third party but blew up (8bitdo comes to mind) became overpriced as fuckThe only reason i'm not getting one myself is because i bought a Series X controller 3 years ago and it's still in perfect conditionMight change whenever Wilds unfucks itself, though
>>565033125>lots of anti-tank explosives in a straight line. >big targets get hit by it a lot. >good for clearing trash because it has just enough AOE. >five uses. It does what you want it to do without the, "lol so random xd," r*ddit clip farming.
>>565033805Trackpad and gyro will make it plenty capable for shootan though.
>>565032672Is this good as an actual controller or is it a meme like the last steam controller
>>565033891Think the biggest learning curve for using the Strafing Run effectively was that you want to throw it so the enemy you try to hit is in the first 10-20% of its impact areaDifference between shitting on multiple enemies+factories or killing 1 dude you didnt even see
>>565033885False.
>>565033891The consistency is a big part. It's the red you can throw 3 meters in front of you, on ground you can see so it wont bounce funny, and not hurt yourself but kill a ton of shit.
>>565034059Based
>>565034025I don't care if it's good, shooting and RTS is m+kb. Racing, fighting, misc other stuff, is controller.
Super Earth should pimp a crop duster
>>565033294>Uhhh yeah just stick all the buttons in her hair and give her giant black eyes that don't resemble the joysticks in any creative way.Whip this pickled rice and raw fish artist with the cat-o-nine-tails 50 times.
>>565033873>mech stratagem launcher. That requires them to put work into something besides warbonds.
the meme is real
>>565035132Probably turn a 0 into a 1 somewhere, considering this shit has been in the game since forever.
>>565013306That isn't true. They left the door open to it at launch.
>>565035252Yeah. They always knew they were going to do it.
>>565035192Asking a swigger to work that much is a criminal offense in swiggerland.
>>565035362I vividly remember the day Fatshark said they had to delay a patch because it was snowing in fucking Stockholm and going to work was dangeroussame day my swedish friend showed me images he took while in Stockholm, not even a inch of snow
>>565035252>oh.... you bitter winter adult
>>565030451Don't give the discord tranny attention.
>>565021559I'm not a faggot who would take a day off work for swedeslop, so no?
>warbond tomorrow>s&box releasing tomorrowMy wallet...
>>565036197They dont call it 2s day for nothin
>>565036197>>s&box releasing tomorrowGonna be dogshit anyway.
>>565035362>>565035506Lying is part of their culture to keep their Swedish equivalent of "izzat"
>>565033642Especially if you have the a10 sound mod
>>565032672I never used trackpads on my ‘eck for anything besides quick keyboard, I miss it it had better ergonomics than my rog ally plus four back buttons over two but worse specs
>>565036197Why would the warbond affect your wallet? super credits are free.
>>565035506i remember that lol/coopg/ started pulling up live street cameras in stockholm and it was incredibly light snow and the fucking roads were already plowed because we actually have infrastructure for this shit, even in the metropolitan shithole that is stockholm
>>565036324I just want a non-shit hammer editor desu, I like drafting houses in it. Made my parent's house in hammer++.
>Oh no, they are putting stratagems in a warbond I already grind/cheat to get for freeNone of you are paying for it, so why are you upset? If you pay for it, you should be glad the warbonds actually have stuff of value now. Stratagems are so much more interesting than the primaries, secondaries, and grenades.My only gripe is that I think they should have three exosuits in the warbond, one for each page. But no one is complaining about that.
Autamalons have finally overtaken Illuminati kills
>Add weapon customization>Don't add grenade launcher or new scopes or ammo types>Add new and worse versions of existing weapons>Have mech and car with modular arms and weapons>No vehicle customization
>>565036567It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
>>565036682It isn't even a message about the right thing then.
>>565036567>if you have nothing to hide why do you care tier mentality and argumentUnironic retard.
>>565036567>release warbond>people are supposed to pay money for that or grind>its fucking dogshitAre swedes retarded? I'm glad they're at least trying to make them good at release now.Also i used to buy some credits here and there. But this AMA radicalized me. Never again.
>>564952237Reporting in late with my own class-B Asian super gfShe could be a Terminid spy, she has the mandibles but no visible antenna, can’t draw a real conclusion from that evidence alone, will have to go deeper I had her provide some of her democratically approved thongs that she owns as additional evidence, not sure if they’re relevant to the investigation but I figure it couldn’t hurt
>>565036431Time is money and I can't find a chink or anon who'll cheat them in and I'm paranoid about catching a ban if I try it.
>>565036567it's not about money though, sure I will buy the warbond because I'm not going to cuck myself out of new content but this also means they will start selling more custom built vehicle in the future than letting us customize them.
>>565036982At least we would get real fucking vehicle content then, which has been lacking for two years.
>>565036867That's me you're replying to heheUnfortunately she is a terminid spy and must face a full cookout mag dump sorry anon*bang bang bang bang bang*
>>565036978There was like 2 different squads in this thread earlier
>>565036781Not really applicable here. Privacy is a different matter.
So are we ready for tomorrow's bingo or what?
>>565036567Well it just killed mech customization so that's the problem.
>>565032672I'll purchase the controller, but not for helldivers.
>>565037262Customization destroys identity.
>>565037197I'm at work :(Won't be off for a few more hours. If any cheaters here will be on around 2 or 3 EDT that can help me out I'll be your best fwiend fowever
>>565037386Lack of customization without creative devs kills games.
>>565034036The masses don't have it in their hands yet, but reviews look solid.
>>565037460Well I don't disagree with that.
>>565037409Ask for a SC lobby when you get home and I will host it
>>565031140jej
>>565037386Goddamn you almost got me.
>>565037534A thousand thanks and hug emotes to you
>>565031140
https://youtu.be/LfRNRymrv9k
>>565036567if the game wasn't so mismanaged and content treated so terribly i would still have been paying for a warbond here and there in between grinding. But here we are.
Where is this idea of "Vehicle customization" even come from? That were never a thing even back in HD1, the Lumberer, Obsidian (Emancipator) and Bastion is locked behind a pay wall.
>>565036867many asian women are wearing this nowadays
After begging for warbond recs I’m gonna be blogposting about it tomorrow, currently almost up to 200 medals saved just for a head start
>>565036616Seeing the disparity in stats between players is always interesting to me.>roughly same amount of total enemy kills>I have significantly less shots fired>almost 2x more defensive strategems used>50% more orbitals used>40% less eagles used, significantly less eagle killsAnyways, yeah I thought the Illuminati would be more fun to fight with their mechs but I genuinely hate the Obtruder spam. I'm still waiting for the damn cultists.
>>565037824I hate that this stupid thing made me chuckle
>>565038131>Where is this idea of "Vehicle customization" even come from?Just people wanting it to be a thing. Also you can literally fuck around with the files and put whatever you want (like turret) in place of the arms. So its definitely doable and not even hard. The whole game is made to be customizable. They just don't want us to do it.
>>565038131there's this thing called improving on a existing design from 11 years ago and the fact you can swap the arms on a mech with cheats
>>565038131It's just poorfags justifying their need for free shit, they don't really care about "improving the game", they literally just want free gibs
>Disable crossplay>Stop getting open mic mouth breathers as soon as I join a lobbyWhy is the average console player such a fucking troglodyte?
Sometimes I am tempted to get Dust Devils for Coyote, but I never do. I am saving SC for the Exo Warbond and Entrenched. Should I change my mind?
>>565038427nigga just cheat in like 3000 SC so you don't have to think about it at all.
>>565038427Entrenched is awesomeThe whole thing
>>565036197Why would I play s&box over gmod
Fully expecting the Breakthrough Exo to be the surprise star with ridiculous melee damage and a giga flak shotty, while the Lumberer is a piece of shit with a puny ammo supply for its cannon and kills itself in its fire stream.
>>565038427Dust Devils and Democratic Detonation are the two best warbonds in the game.
>>565038564>Breakthrough Exo to be the surprise star with ridiculous melee damagepls I really hope for this
>>565038131I want a bike so fucking bad
>>565038131and they had upgrades available to them, as did the other vehicles and other weapons.
>>565038564The shield is padded with Explosive Reactive Pads aka ERA. They explode on contact to soften the blow of anything trying to pierce tank armor. I have no doubt the breacher mech is a gimmick bullshit with a useless shield because ERA doesn't work when you are getting spammed by rockets and lasers.
are they ever gonna do anything with these terminals?
>>565037078Good thing they nerfed the Cookout’s flames, she might live >>565038207I wish I had like a detector for that, I often see other WMAF couples when we’re out and it would be funny to tell if they’re into it too One time we were out at dinner with some of her cousins (both with white bf’s) and one of them asked me “what do you think of when I say the word ‘colonizing’ and I just had to laugh and not say anything
>>565038517Nah, scarcity drives emotional investment.
>>565038994I have a gooner mod that puts hentai stuff on there.
ggs from farm lobby
>>565037256Dude why is your bingo all free spaces.
>>565038724I like bikes, but putting off roads on a hayabusa would be the ultimate solorunfag stratagem and we can't have that.
>>565035953
>>565038427IMO dust devils is worth it for the coyote and the silo. Silo is a very comfy pick for me on bot missions when strider convoys are present. But at this point you should wait a day to see what the actual stats are on the exo warbond stuff.
This is me mastering the epoch so that I can definitively say how shit it is.
>>565039764man arc overseer shots really do look like wraith mortars
one more sleep until kino arrives. I hate arrowhead but i know that they'll deliver this time.
>>565039960Plasma balls are universal.
>>565039126Ideally they’d bring this back from the first, make one variant have no weapons so you can shoot your primary/secondary/support and the next one requires the base model and comes with a medium pen machine gun or grenade launcherBut whats likely is they’re putting it behind w goybond
ARROWHEADDDDD GIVE THE BFGL 200 AMMO AND INCREASE IT'S GRENADE EXPLOSION RANGE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>565038427There isn't a single bad item in Dust Devils except maybe the pineapple. Even the armor is an S tier generalist set that saves you from enemies and retard teammates alike.
>>565038213Friendly kills bout the same
>>565038994lollmao
I wish more planets would cycle through the day and night cycles quicker.
>an armor with a passive that lets you sprint fasterdepending on how significant this is, every other passive in the game is basically done for
>>565040685nah, 50% explosive resist + 30% recoil reduction any day
>>565040992>recoil reductionmove your mouse downwards better>explosive resistyou can outrun the projectiles that do explosive damage
>>565040162>bikekettenkrad
>>565040685I suspect it won't be fast enough to be better than light stealth armor. They say faster run/sprint/slide speed but I doubt it'll be anything more than 5% faster movement and they very likely can't change the slide to be actually fun/interesting/useful without breaking a ton of shit.
>>565039774>AoE + heavy penIts good stay mad.
>>565040612I wish that the day night cycle on planets at D10 wasn't >95% night pissfog>5% daytime
>>565040685It's going to be slower than B-01 and B-08 in regards to armor over speed.
>>565041248>AOEVery generous thing to say when that AOE only has a 3m radius.
>>565038131Modding. People figured out how easy it was and the assumption is AH would figure it out too. Dumb retards lmao.
>>565041168>wehrslopno thanks
>>565041168>reactive armor
>>565041401Big enough for your mom
Why has no one leaked whats coming in the store
>>565038427Dust Devils is a very mediocre warbond, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.>Desert Stormer: a worse version of Acclimated, which is already not specialized enough to be useful outside of a few situations>Coyote: easily the best thing in the warbond, but it's still an AR and it took a nerf straight in the jaw awhile back>Speargun: master of none support weapon, it's too unspecialized in every category to actually be useful for anything outside of maybe chaff and medium control>NEAT: an okay stratagem on paper, but completely crippled by an unreasonably long cooldown>Solo Silo: pretty good at what it does, but long cooldown plus taking up your support weapon slot means you need to jump through a bunch of hoops just to actually use it, and even then its 40 demolition force restricts the types of enemies and buildings you're allowed to kill with it>Pineapple: the shrapnel becomes literally worthless if it hits enemies at any amount of angle other than straight on, making the whole grenade worthless>Machete: it's probably okay, but it's a melee weapon in the secondary slot so it's of very limited useLike seriously, the only thing I really use in this warbond is the Solo Silo, and even then only so that I can bring down Leviathans in bricks missions. The Leveller is a better nuke in most ways that matter, but most especially the cooldown.
>>565041290Some sort of random variance in the density of fog would go along way to making night missions not so ass. It also feels like that operations seem weighted somehow to spawn on the night side of planets.
>>565041920>giant pile of bodies you can't shoot through>enemies casually pass through to rape you
did Gcci Slppers got permabanned? Haven't seen that monkey around
>>565041558Thats the joke
haven't played this swedish slop for 5 months. What did I miss?
>>565042058Imagine the horrible performance that would result from every stalker corpse being a physics object that the others have to clamber over to get at the divers. It'd certainly make for awesome gameplay if it could be optimized.
>>565042238hopefully the pizza he posted finally caught up with him
>>565042358apparently we're finally mad about them putting stratagems in warbondsmechs maybe making a comeback in like 5 hours
Reminder to remove your cheat menu from the game files and verify the game before the update / warbond drops just in case.
>>565041806Honestly this is what I hate about a lot of "highly rated" warbonds. They got like ONE, maybe two, good item and the rest are mediocre, ass, or excessively niche.
Whats the deal with this slippers guy? I haven't been here long, played with him once and he seemed alright
>>565042619Good balance would have everything be cosmetic, the fact nothing stands out means its not overpowered P2W garbage.
>>565042651it's just namefaggotry at play, pay no mind to either side
You should be able to move while shooting the maxigun with peak physique
>>565042651just because you see a timid faggot in your lobby that doesn't mean he isn't shitting up the thread every single day
>>565042910Or since Peak Physique uses a buff arm as am icon, add some queen size thighs armor passive
>>565042358people are mad because devs pump paid content out for a live service gamelike literally every other live service game ever
>>565042910The monkey paw furls. You can now move and shoot the maxigun with peak physique as it launches you backwards.
>>565043165>>565042910Muscle enhancement should give a little ergo boost too
>>565042358Stealth missions/stealth warbondA tank was addedNew Cyborg enemies New Bot tank (caused infinite seething by low skill players)New Mechs coming in 10 hours A reddit AMA which was so disastrous it unironically killed a huge swath of player support Some sort of new ship upgrade system coming "SOON"tm
>>565043221>creating space between you and the enemies while you spray them with bulletsship it
Sex with the bald negress on my ship
>>565043347
>>565043201not even paid content since you can get the premium currency for free through ingame finds, in addition to the free 300 SC you get from warbonds
>>565043221>shoot maxigun at your feet>jetpack joyride theme plays>>565043510kek you beat me to it
>>565042651Every general must have a named schizo that's the boogeyman of the threads
Guys, did you know you can farm super credits?
>>565043449I bet that bitch is into really kinky stuff
I love in game economiesI love microtransactionsI love that yummy high fructose corn syrupI love the United Nations
>>565042651mindbroken schizos who think anyone who disagrees with them is the same person
>boot up cheat engine>make Maxigun do heavy penetration>it's not even that greatman...
>only buy the game because baconator explicitly says that SC can be gained in significant enough quantities to not have to pay monthly for warbonds, would not have gone anywhere near the game otherwise>arrowhead takes a look at SC transactions and sees that the majority of SC spent is earned>they now feel robbedstudios really need to stop doing this to themselvesstop concerning yourself with profits that "could've been," that's an imaginary fucking scenario you don't know would've played out in your favor
>>565042612
>>565044023>arrowhead takes a look at SC transactions and sees that the majority of SC spent is earnedI doubt it, the grind is ridiculous.
Cant wait for sweden to break my mod list.
>>565044023>arrowhead takes a look at SC transactions and sees that the majority of SC spent is earnedA lot of thirdies playing the game then. I couldn't imagine wasting my precious time grinding.
https://youtu.be/E5g5h3o6-MQ
The one objectively good thing that I can say about the epoch is that it is pretty good at holocausting those annoying bunker turrets around command bunkers and bot fortresses. I just sucks really badly that it is the most cucked AT weapon vs factory striders.
>>565044217nice hustle, tons of fun. next time eat a salad!
>>565042651he is literally a group delusion
>>565043990This is what nerftrannies fail to see. They see heavy pen and immediately think you are one shotting hulks. The biggest overreaction was the grenade launcher getting heavy pen. It basically took most of your magazine to kill one hulk from the front yet they saw it as a full auto RR that raped everything. Durable damage is the bottleneck for majority of the weapons in this game. It's why the HMG looks impressive with its heavy pen and then you look at how shit the durable is.
>>565042651he's quiet and reserved in lobbies to avoid getting blacklisted from the few hosts that have him unblocked. before he became the resident schizo he used to shit up lobbies, too.
You know its bad when helldiver deffence squad leaves reddit and comes here.
>>565042651From what I have gathered in the last couple of months, apparently spergd in a lobby once, went to the devs and snitched on people for modding lobbies or cheating sc or something, and has it out for the resident drawfag for some reason.
I have a bad feeling regarding SC cheating bros...I think we are done for with the next update...Cooked beyond belief...I can feel it...
>>565044167>>565044256>grindIt’s hard to even call it grind.
>>565044768oh no
>>565043990I had the opposite experience on bots. You can solo d10 nicely with ap4 maxigun.
>>565043221>breaks your arms and legs as you shoot
>>565044768If AH start banning people for cheating in SC they will LOSE massive player numbers.That will look very bad.As such, they will most likely never do it because why do something that makes your general outlook look bad + by banning SC cheaters they admit that SC cheating is a real problem and a real thing.It is like Roblox or VRChat never wanting to admit that they are banning pedos or putting in anti-pedo measures, because with that they admit that grooming is a real problem on their platforms.
>>565044768Me feign ignorance so arrowtek death squad does not behead me and disemvowel me like a dog for having 30k+ cheated SCs
>>565042910just let me dive and give it 500 extra rounds.
I've put the helldiver paintjob on all of my weapons and I really really wish I could do the same to my armors. A blue trim? A green one?! Get out of here.
>>565045117>disemvowelfck
Start doing this instead
>>565045226On Nexus, type "Helldiverized Weapon/Armor/Cape Archive" depending on your current need.
good morning boys! what are we excited for today?
>>565045904>it's disembowel
>>565046139Its 10pm dawg
>>565045904
>>565046139all out nuclear war
>>565039079ggs bro, thanks for the sc and the custom modeswish i could've play some more
>>565046139The sweet release of death
patches at 11 and warbonds are later right? i forgot
>>565046220in the homosexual timezone LMAO
>>565046387robot girls owe me sex
Apparently, today's community MO is to simply wait a day or two and not buy the slopbond, even if you have the SC and medals for it.Will you take part in it? I'm considering it desu. It's not like there will be new enemies to fight or mission types anyway and making snoy and AH shit their pants because >no numbers on warbond day is an interesting gamble.
>>565046009I like yo cut g
>>565046139my discord kitten is being visited by her real life boyfriend this week and we kinda agreed we won't be sending each other horny shit but she keeps sending me furry porn anyway.What did she mean by that?btw the boyfriend does know about me, he just said "he doesn't care if it all only happens online"
>>565044768Well they can 100% ban any Sony accounts which are connected on PC, but outside of that they said they don't have the tools to even track the difference between paying, grinding and cheating. In terms of patching it? Piss easy. Remove SC in-mission. That instantly stops it. Then find a way to add back SC later thats foolproof.
>>565046707Killzone warbond literally had a bunch of sub human consoleniggers buy it anyway. Shams and AH only backed down after the review bombs came in. I don't know how upset the CN/KR community are over this
>>565046707I only started cheating in SC recently and finally can comfortable splurge out on a new warbond as soon as it releases... but yeah, thinking of boycotting it a bit, but I wonder if swedes are too retarded and they dont even have the metric to track warbond purchases lmao
>>565046803dump the cheating whoredate the boyfriend instead
>>565046838I miss the days of the community banding together and holding the line against everything and everyone to be honest.>>565046915I have 100 000+ SC. But historically, the devs always backed off a bit if the community told them to fuck off with their bullshit. I think free stratagems from MOs was a good way to keep the game interesting and the community engage, they should go back to it.Even without one exosuit, the warbond would still be good, they really didn't need to put two in it. They really played it too dumb out of greed.
>>565046734Gyoa.
>>565046626Do you think its ok to laugh at me like that anon
go back
new biomes thursday?
>>565048564Doubt. Two weeks.
>>565047316>Even without one exosuit, the warbond would still be good, they really didn't need to put two in it. They really played it too dumb out of greed.Disagree, there should have been a third to add value to the warbond.
>>565046734I'd like to give her butt trauma, if you know what I mean.
>>565018408It is a 5 way tie between arrowhead, fatshark, overkill software, mojang and iron gate studioEach of them displayed their unique brand of swiggery over the years in their own retarded waysPersonally i am still cross with iron gate because of the horse/scented candle/boardgame stuff
This has got to be the least excited I've ever been for a warbond.
>>565046707Depends on the stats on the XMG and the pissile.
>>565048947They dont even have the balls to release whatever update is waiting in the wings
If the Pissle cant one shot hulks, chargers or tripods its irredeemable.
ETA 6 hours 4 minutes
Obviously the pooper store will have the 3rd armor. But will it have the mystery laser weapon too? Any signs?
>>565049376There is no weapon/nade in the store. Extra capes instead.
>>565049474That's a first. I guess the Swedes are getting lazy even with Super Store content. Fucking hell.
>>565049620I made that up lol
>>565049620>>565049661Reddit has the leaks
>>565049376Nah, it's going to be the Solvent.
I just bought 2000 SC ;)
>>565049880Spiritually brown.
Just wanted to say that you anons are fighting a battle you cannot win. AH has 0 reason to listen to any of you while there are people who bend over backwards to defend their way of doing things, and nurture a community that antagonizes those who dislike it.I've seen many games/communities go down the drain in the past 20 year because the devs start to listen only to a small but very loud (and positive) part of the community, while ostracizing anyone with any other feedback and opinion (that could be considered criticism or negativity), creating a feedback loop where only positive feedback is allowed and anyone who disagrees with where the game is headed aren't even allowed to be part of the conversation. Evidently because this sub exist, it already happened to some degree.Just stop playing. If the devs don't respect your time then they don't deserve you as a player.
>>565049880only 2000? are you poor?
i just cheated in 10k SC:D
>>565049880Cool. I stole like 8.7k earlier with the help of a nice anon. :)
>>565049960I don't need more than that? That's 1000sc for the mech warbond and 1000sc for whatever will be in the super store
I give my money to fortnite
I stole over 60k SC from Sweden. It feels so good bros, almost addictive even.
Erm...
>>565050053>he didn't buy enough SC to cover the tip
sex with the automatons
>>565050149>buy
>>565050149I don't believe in tipping, workers are expected to do their job properly with or without it.
>>565049880Could be Whiter. Work on your gene cultivation.
>>565050227in a thread about the videogame helldivers 2 by the studio arrowhead you are talking about workers doing their jobs?
>>565050294i'm albino, my eyelashes is blonde
>>565050370are you bald?
>>565050149this. actual black behavior to tip low.
>>565050227You are indeed spiritually brown.
>>565050435not quiet there yet
>>565049948Do you really think they are going to pull a BSG?
eet ze bugz
>>565050730it's over man, go get hair transplant
>>565050802>How can you see into my eyes like open dooors
>>565014731No sparkle in your eyes. You have lost your soul.
What with amerimutts and their tipping culture?
>>565051193They've been heavily influenced by jews.
>>565051193Waiters can be paid well below minimum wage because they make up for it in the tips. I think in my brief stint doing it it was $2.75/hr or something. If there was no tipping they'd have to be paid a fair wage.
>>565051193Completely buckbroken people who subsidize the wages of their corporate overlords’ slaves. Their excuse is that it keeps service prices down despite the fact that enshittification still happens and service provides continue to increase prices over time regardless.
>>565051193Customer service jobs (food service in particular) pay very poorly, so customers are "expected" to make up for it by paying extra. Instead of, you know, their pay actually being enough to live off of.
>>565051193Compensating the missing tip
>>565051193it's pretty much an urban legend. cows are heavy as fuck and it would take an entire team of grown men to tip one over. and for what? it's not particularly funny or even entertaining, just a grueling labor even if you're reasonably strong.
>>565051882fef
Can someone tell me when the warbond comes out I’m not home.
>>565052094According to the superstore, in 5 hours and 6 minutes
>>565051434>>565051471Fair wages? Sounds awfully commie.
>>565051193Ironically it is one of the better elements of American culture, the earnest desire to uplift those around you through personal, direct action. It of course has been taken advantage of and become an expectation at the same time, destroying the higher qualities of the practice.
>>565050746>Do you really think they are going to pull a BSG?FRAKKING CYLONS
>>565051193Reaganomics permanently crippled ordinary US workers in favour of corporations. All these tips are simply a consequence of that. These days, tips don't go to the staff as they used to, they are literally part of the companies profits these days.
the fuck
A single stratagem costing more than a citizen's yearly wage hits too close to home
They're never going to do another AMA or communicate with the players after the pileshidt fiasco
>>565052687Ojisan...
>>565052738At some point it's said an average full Helldiver op costs as much as a whole-ass super destroyer.
I think it's really funny that the discord's glazediver channel keeps posting youtube videos from their ex-glazers shitting on arrowhead
>>565052687I do not remember ever seeing one of these evacuation missions available for automatons.
>>565052687I've seen him on a few MO planets, maybe some day I'll join and roleplay as an unc for fun
>>565052687just join and start shouting nigger into the mic
>>565052229Socialist, actually.
>>565052687I've met so many cool ass uncs in my time online im surprised I never got groomedWonder if theyre still alive
>>565052817I'll never understand why they decided to narratively make hell divers a meat sink of shock troops as opposed to the special forces they should actually be. Why in the world would you give a bunch of untrained retards access to all this ordinance? You can still have high casualty rates and most real world formations that operate like hell divers do.
>>565037534You still down to clown? Off work now
>>565053353Its a war economy. The objective is being in war not finishing wars.
>>565053382If he's not i am
>>565053382>>565053524steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243271705207/SC lobby, we can play normally while getting SC doing so
>>565053353My theory is theres guys above helldivers we're not allowed to know aboutThey clean up our mess while we get the glory
>>5650536053/4
>>565053137As a certified unc I never had any interest in cultivating that kinda relationship with younger gens. The internet is at its best when strangers pass by each other and open that window to one another, then go about their separate ways after a short chat. I don’t ever send friend requests in any online games and usually leave after the first mission in pubs no matter how much I fraternized with the crew.
>>565053353>Why in the world would you give a bunch of untrained retards access to all this ordinanceNever read much US history have we
>>565053735Normally we're micless and we dont find out eachothers age until its too lateMainly during my halo reach days when I was a no good rotten teen
>>5650536054/4
>>5650536053/4 again
>>565052792Just like how they blame the community for the stim pistol being shit, huh?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243271886304/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>565054013>homing Pissile>Could have been the stim pistol Uncontrolled rage and hatred.
>>565054069full
>>565054069>>565054249>tranime
Slopsmas eve has alot of people playin huh xDmore lobbies today than like all week
>>565053762The United States military has a training regimen of 6-8 months minimum. Hell divers receive a few hours of training iirc.
>>565054000Guessing it filled?
>>565054374tourists are taking our spots
horsefucker
>>565054376A lifetime being surrounded by militias and a military economy probably goes along way to help them develop before even reaching any sort of basicThe world of HD2 is like MGS4Everything and Everyone for the war even after 100 years of peace
>>565054562Fuck I lost connection due to hotel shitternet
>>565054376Theres extra off screen training for specialists like Siege Breakers and Redacted guys right
>>565053735We're a dying breed I'm afraid
https://youtu.be/BdmsPG-BfRw?si=WtPv3cVM6oDsb1TO&t=623
>>565054376US training is overwhelmingly being told to shut up and do as your told until you obey like a dog. Survival and actual use makes up a tiny amount of comparative time.
Let me know if yall get a space open again of course my internet dumps on me in the middle of farming
There HAS to be a way to tell if you are getting a warstrider seed on bots before diving.Maybe specific map objective placements, maybe some other clues, maybe SOMETHING, there has to be.Because the difference between taking and not taking RR and getting a warstrider seed is burning through reinforcements real fast or having a walk in the park cuz RR is just turbo easy meta on bots when you take it and no warstriders appear.
>>565054686Join again, quickly
>>565054713I think it would be cooler if there was, even just a little blurb or something in the tutorial. Turning your special forces into a meat wall conscript army is something you do in the last few months of a war, not a phase of the war where you are still able to get guns and heavy ordinance to troops operating behind enemy lines.
>>565053353>>565054376Arrowhead can't decide if they are elite special forces with legendary status among normal citizens with expert level handling of every weapon and tool in the arsenal and an absurd KDR or le bumbling evil 18 yo storm troopers
>>565054935You're assuming SE wants the war to end. War is a great way to keep people subservient.
>>565054935Yeah but in SE culture being a diver is like becoming star quarterback They want this
>>565054952They're 18 year old frozen popsicles who get trained from like age 8.
>>565055035They ended it the first time but now we have izzat farming GMs running the show
>>565054853I mean the baseline requirements for infantry training is the ability to actual use the equipment you have available to you. Manual of arms is most of it if I recall correctly, and then like 10 weeks learning small unit tactics, and then additional training programs if you want to be anything other than a rifleman. Presumably hell divers are trained on this given that they know how to use all the various weapon systems they have access to, and you can't really teach that in the space of a few hours.
>>565054935I just assume the SE has literally so many destroyers and surplus gear that it means nothing100 years of a galaxy of planets churning out gear has to add upThey probably have insane amounts of mothballed gear that no one can use due to bureaucratic bullshit just like the US
>>565055135The assumption in HD was after winning the enemies recovered and after losing we just settled a new super earth and it happened infinitely.
>>565036867may she only bear sons
>>565055256That's obviously just same gamey bullshit thoughIt would be like the year fucking 20,000 if we considered all of that resettling canonBut you do you, I'm a BSG enjoyer so i'm not gonna rag on a refugee fleet or cyclical history story
>>565055228This, for all we know Super Earth as a civilization has like half a TRILLION population or something - such scale means that our 20 divers diying during the operation is literally nothing.All the war cost is literally nothing.It is so big literally nothing matter.Having 1 mllion frozen helldivers ready for deployment is nothing.We can't fathom the scale cuz there is only like 8 billion (0.008 trillion) people on earth currently at best.
>>565055256Yeah but the continuity following HD 2 is that the borgs and squids got genocide and the bugs contained on farms for a time of relative peace
bug
>>565055464No one ever said AH could write well lol
>>565055503leandivers owe bugs sex
>>565055459Interstellar populations should be pushing absurd numbers, easily nonillions of people, especially if they are as urbanized and interconnected as SE.
>>565055459>We can't fathom the scaleI can, because there are 1.5 billion Indians and 300 million Indonesians alone
>>565055597My closed-gate white community has neither of these, I like to pretend they don't even exist outside some weird game glitch when I see them at a supermarket or in public.
>>565055597Human overpopulation is the only real problem we have.
>>565055597Mein gott...
>>565055727Indians aren't human though?
One hour until it's so over.
>>565055116All that wasted prime pussy
>>565055503why is that leandiver ovulating
>>565055503I dont like the intentions of this image
>>565055597Why would you randomly also but Indonesians in this, I feel like that doesn't fit, where are you from?
>>565055775The consequences are the same
>>565055778One hour until everyone forgets about all the drama and the entire community pretends like nothing bad ever happened.>*sighs in cute anime voice*
>>565055852Damn. Maybe to help with human overpopulation you should start with yourself?
>1 more hour until updateWill it be an underwhelming disappointment or will it save the game?
>>565055851>randomlyIndos are literally East jeets.
>>565054873you WILL play seed lottery and you WILL like it
>>565055916I am, through capitalism I deny resources to others to limit their potential to breed. You're too stupid to get it though.
>>565055974This is the nigga who eats 3 supplies btw.
>>565056082Cringe post.
I don't even like mechs i'm just here for the funny MG. >>565055940Is this true? I'm not familiar with AH's release times
>>565055974Nigga there's easier ways to tell us that you're a retarded preteen than "le human bad" and "le capitalism bad". Fucking summerfag, you're early.
>>5650557784 hours innit
>>5650544093/4 nowjump in
>>565056318Yes
>>565038994It was probably meant to access the superstore
>>565055973no, arrowhead, noooo :(
>>565055958Is that true?
>>565055974>meanwhile billionaires send billions to africa and india to make sure they outbreed whiteoidsKek
>>565038994It should be a constant highlight reel of Super Earths Most PAINFUL Eliminations of the Day!
>>565056658>Community submissions for the most outlandish feats or deaths with new daily submissions chosen to be displayed on the super destroyer.TOO fucking KINO for SWIGGERS
Fuck I should’ve slept at least a little bit. Now I’m going into this warbond really sleepy and low energy.
>>565055135>Reminisce about what happened last year around this time>Super earth defense>israel fell first and we lost every city except equality on sea and sweden>chinese players started pulling their weight so hard they were flying off to the moon like a hl2 speedrun glitch>chinese about to fully clear their city>liberation reaches 99.9933% and was set up by devs to not be able to be liberated>this is a real thing that happened and the devs just want to "tell a story" >the players have no control at all>mfw 65k negative reviews from chinese to this day
>>565056797>he's going to get the warbondNo matter how you got the SC, you just love being good little goycattle for your swedish overlords, huh?
>>565056658>can be a weekly thing where the CM goes through a specific hashtag on like twitter to choose from and send it to the devs>will never happen because swedesShit could've actually been kino
>>565056936I want to play with brawny bodytype with my 200 armor but then I remember that artwork like this exists and then I choose lean to pretend I am cute :(
it was rape.
>another goycattle posterChrist fuck off already we get it youre the world's biggest special boy
>>565057002Community stuff like that is always ruined by some edgy fag who floods the tags with gore and bullshitOr someone in it will be outed as a ped and the whole thing gets shut down
I suppose it could be worse.
>>565056924>EOS maintains a higher liberation rate despite swiggers piling on resistance rates>swede ebin last stand actually begins to fall faster than EOS despite lower rates>eventually entirely defang squid attack on the capital to preserve izzatIt was a glorious time
>>565057209Not realistic. There isnt fifteen versions of the chainsword sharing three models with none of them being usable at all.
>>565057209hey, if it made the chainsaw good...
>>565057270found some pics I took back then, RIP all my chinese niggas
>>565056616The purpose of aid is to ensure those countries dont develop you idiot.
>>565056335Overpopulation is bad, capitalism is great, literally one of the best systems ever conceived. Even HD2 fails to criticise it my underage uneducated newfag friend.
>>565057174That's cope, and you know that. Though AH catering to those specific retards doesn't really help too.
>>565057209>Lost your pity to the melee wepI'm sorry bro
Harvester-chan. Aim for the thighs.
>>565057402
>>565057487>"newfag">"no you"Ok retard
That terminal should be a bestiary or the galactic war history
is there an sc lobby running atm with space? looking for some gibs for the road
>reddit poster using quotationsOf course.
>>565057417I don't think you understand the point of anything in terms of capitalism and geopolitics, because them not developing is fine.Unless you are a billionaire yourself or on your way to become one, you are irrelevant on the world stage.
>>565057647Improve your reading comprehension.
>>565057523is the crotch plate ablative armor that comes off..?
>>565057726>dunning krueger projection
I too know argument words from 4chan and the like Watch me say "cope" and or "seethe"
>>565057761>ad hominemImprove your reading comprehension.
>>565057417The purpose of aid is to integrate developing economies into your sphere of influence and organize their monetary system around THEIR reserves of YOUR currency.
>>565057841>pointless bluffing and yapping after getting destroyed lmao
>>565057883>>565057761Samefag
>>565057523artist name/platforms?
>>565057908You agreed then got mad. Improve your reading comprehension.
>>565058015>he thinks I agreedLmao, improve your reading comprehension, DKbro.
I just took a shit. Warbonds for this feel?
>>565058087Your inability to realise you agreed isn't my problem but I accept your support.
>>565058093This warbond will undeniably be the shittiest warbond we've ever gotten, there is simply no competition. Even Chemical Agents had the gas dog and gas nades.
>>565057967https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144094933come on man it says it on the picture and in the file name, open your mouth and say aaah the plane is coming in for a landing
>>565058165Hey come on now we got truth enforcers right there
>>565057047Can't rape the willingly
>>565058119You are a retarded nigger unable to read between the lines, this is why you'll always be irrelevant no matter how you cope about gatekeeping resources, you pointless ant.
>>565058224You've already agreed no need to double down on it.
>2026>still arguing on 4chanI live a peaceful life
>>565057827dilate
>>565058250>Arguments stop>Thread turns into the Space Marine 2 general (ded)Making retards shitpost is a public service
>tfw all my mods are gonna be broken in twenty minutes
>>565058250I just hate trannies because I gave 2 of them a genuine chance irl and they both ended horribly bad despite me being very lovely and patient with them.
>>565058291TrueEven rats have their place in the ecosystem
>>565058195Has any human bean ever used any of the Truth weapons after it released? I honestly never see it.
>>565058301Good, I will have an excuse to use brawny body type (since I am a male irl) instead pretending to be a thicc girl with abdomera mods.
>>565057730Yes. It can absorb a single hit no matter the damage. But then a critical weak spot is exposed ripe for exploitation.
>>565058165truth enforcers is still worse imo. If I dare to equip the de-escalator or K9 at the loadout section, people leave the lobby before we even drop.
>>565058358There is a small subset of special snowflakes that insists the Loyalist is a secret OP gun for shooting down gunships or something idr
I only use primaries and support weapons that fit the armor I'm currently wearing's color scheme. Am I autistic
>>565058358I used to use the shotgun. But now there's trident, sweeper, and double cheeseburger.
>>565058467No you just have good taste.
>>565058467It is normal to customize primaries to fit you armor, but if you care about support weapons as well then you are pretty autistic.
>>565058467nah sorry, that's normal. Simply caring about aesthetics is not autistic.
>>565058467>change armor based on mission>change helmet and cape to match>change gun, pod, mech and banner colorIm not sure help
>>565057523>>565058392Illuminates do not look like hot anime girls
>>565058646thats something a gay person would say
>>565058180nta but thanks, I was searching for kunnuh
>>565058646they do after they use the brainwash beam on us and send hot anime girl hallucinations straight into our brains
>>565057932No? lol
tfw no comfy top down helldivers tower defense gaem
>>565056949Dude, the game is already shit and that’s not going to change if I get the bond or not. At least it will be not shit for a day or two. I know a race to the bottom when I see it, and I plan on enjoying myself as Arrowhead runs this game straight into the ground for the Nth time. Besides, the main reason this game is so ass is because shitters complained the game was too difficult and made it brainless. That has nothing to do with the literal free content I buy with cheated SC.
>>565058853ummm saaaaaryour bricks missions?!?!?!??!?!?!
>>565058853Companies will do everything but invest in new franchises unless it's an industry plant they can monopolize like horizon zero
>>565058646Illuminate mind-fuckery.
>>565058573>2026>still no presets
eagle storm is an active debuff, i wish we had more cool DSS benefits that actually help in missions
>>565058523It's more like I switch armors to fit the weapons I want to use. I also don't customize my primaries that much, the default paintjob is often the best looking one.
>5 minutes until the update that makes or break HD2 dropsI'm expecting mid things from this and a slight melty
where is it. what will the cash shop look like?
>>565059036I like the one that gives players a free 380, I wish there was one that gave us free EATs
>>565059141Don't do it whalebro
IT'S UP
>>565059036>recording didn't save for the eagle slicing off the driver and passenger in the car without harming me the gunnerDamn.
update doko?
>>565059245fuck you
>>565059245FINALLY
>>565054069gg
I think you're all overreacting and the update will be just like any other update.It's my birthday today so nothing can go wrong.
>>565059245>hey, do the robos look different to you?
it's up (for realsies)
>>565059245You wouldn't be able to pull me out of the service tech
how long till bond drops
I've never been killed by an eagle stormStop stuffing your armor with fresh salmon and they wont target you
>>565054069GGs>>565059352Hero
>leveller nerfIt's over
>>565018408I can't pick. They're all swedes to me.
I can't believe they nerfed the sweeper
>>565059358Happy birthday!
>>565038213I have 470k kills and only died 680 times to game bs and teamkillers, how do you die so much.
>>565059358Happy birthday you old fuck
>>565059261dw i got it, gimme a sec to edit
>>565059036Eagle storm actually is a lot of added firepower over the mission, you just hate getting killed by it. Most of those deaths can be mitigated by staying away from enemies when the warning pops up and understanding how eagle airstrikes adjust their path around inaccessible terrain.
anyone got patch notes yet?
>>565059502Patch notes doko?
THEY NERFED THE RECOILESS
>waiting for steam to queue the download>see thiswtf
>>565059456>>565059475Thanks friends!
>>565059358happy birthday you magnificent bastard
>>565059487I'm just mad they took away the bombardment modifier. Now that was kino.
The update is in 4 hours, retards.
>>565059587Stupid nigger.
They nerfed gas. Fucking Swiggers.
>>565059587:(
>>565059358What cake are you getting anon.
>2 gigs
>>565059587the warbond is in 4 hours the patch is right now
>>565014406Sooner the better. Poorfags out of my game
>>565059487>Eagle storm actually is a lot of added firepower over the missionno it's not, the majority of the kills are against patrols that you would've never interacted with and are immediately replaced by another patrol and moreover the deaths easily outweigh the mediocre extra ordinance
>>565059587We need the time travel powers of Australians to help us figure out the patch notes then
>>565059504>>565059587https://old.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1sxvy7g/machinery_of_oppression_622/
oh for fuck sakes now even this game is asking me to update my drivers
>>565059465A combination of risky run and gun shotgun playstyle and at least 200k of those bug kills being against Predator strain. Nowadays I die once or perhaps twice every other mission.
>spear has another missileokay
>>565059487No, fuck that shit, I literally have PTSD from that shit and now every time I see that warning instead of being glad it will help me I just go prone and prestim for a higher chance of survival of it's bullshit.
New>>565059740>>565059740>>565059740
>Defend city events appear Super Earth controlled againFUCKING FINALLY
>hive guard heavy armorwhat the actual fuck are they thinking
>>565059723just update your drivers old man
>>565059358Happy birthday anon
>>565059613It's usually some mushed bananas mixed with some crushed cookies that is then spread over a cake-form then coated with chocolate and decorated with strawberries. My mom likes to freestyle it, but it always comes out great.
>>565046707I can just unlock all the equipment without spending a single sc so yeah i can do that.
>>565059795fuck no man. I'm not gambling on the drivers shitting me when my current one works fine especially on Death Stranding 2.
>>565013076oh shit is that me lol
>>565059650If you literally just stand within 50m of an objective it'll kill most of the static spawns and half the spawners unlesss they're bug holes.
>War strider Leg hip joints decreased armor from Heavy to Medium (4 to 3)
>>565053605Host here, my game crashed, ggs and enjoy your SC
>>565060398many tanks (and thanks)
>>565013701The passive increases your speed, so you can escape your destroyed pos mech faster
>buff mech healthbased>buff enemies damage so the mech buff is mootnuke sweden
>>565061241>didnt change the tank stats>tank now less resiluant against basic bots and terminidsits true, they only buff warbond shit
>>565013384sloppy blowjob devil sex
>>565013879rip kitler
