Previous: >>565014137>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Torena-chan...
This one
seething schizo tranny you lost lmaooooo cope and dilate
>>565026329looks like I won
>approaching first summer>shops refuse to give energy recovery or talismans
>Constantly shows up as a side character>Has a big show off episode with her winning the big event>Not relevantShe is relevant in the TIME that cingray plays, mongo. She has a big win in a race that isn't relevant to the MC of the manga/show, but bigly in the time the story takes place.
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HOLY SHIT DELETED!!??Anyway, here is Cafe
>>565026329this aged quickly
>>565026293
Thanks, based janny.
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>>565026414>One win>Gets sidelined for the rest of the cingrey There's a reason she's a background character in this promo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVtL-i3mc1c
>>565026439>>565025920I love her!
I miss the early 2000s when lgbt practically didn't exist and was at most a general pejorative or a punchline. Now everything including this game has to be filled to the brim with queerness. These cute and strong uma will never have children, because they'd much rather have a dead bedroom with their sapphic lover. /uma/ celebrates this, because anons are mostly either cuckolds or agp troons.
>>565026523I like Dorija
thank you jannies, I owe you one>>565026564me too!
>>565026414She is the Uma Musume Pretty Derby of Cingray, after all.
hoooo...
Based janny
>565026539I know that nu-Chiyo trannies have a severe lack of reading comprehension but holy shit, you're dumber than the anti-JP schizo bot report or the NTR cuck.
Don't give it (You)s
Almost forgot to filter that image
is running style aptitude a honeypot?I'm doing a career with E style aptitude and it's literally the exact same as a normal career
>>565026492
>>565026610The thread is healing
>>565026580Unc talking about children like he will ever have them
>>565026439this is the part where mommy Creek victoriously stands above NTR's wasted body like a cartoon while she princess carries me on our way to our bed (it's an adult-sized cradle)
>>565026691in MANT it is because you are running 36 races that will for sure fuck you over at one point
Say. My. Name.
>>565026581Me3!
>>565026539
>>565026414>that isn't relevant to the MC of the mangabut the Derby is hugely relevant to Oguri's story
>>565026492>>565026693My fucking heart
Will they do it, even with a missing horseshoe
>>565026691Running style only affect stamina while Distance affect Speed and Power
>>565026691El Condor Pasa front is cheating. Also easily cleared a bunch of parent farm with End Closer Rudolf/Ryan
>>565026693
>>565026580Racism and Bigotry was literally a "solved issue" in the 00s, especially post 9/11 when everyone in NY suddenly was buddies with one another fighting the good fight TOGETHER.Then SUDDENLY in the late 2010s racism and bigotry became a bigger topic than ever before, people bringing up topics that were never a thing or relevant to literally anything in the modern times.>>565026854Tell that to the Chiyo troon sperging out.
We're healing bwos
>>565026691it's irrelevant for careerstill very important for CM even though it doesn't affect wit checks, because it DOES affect things like downhill mode
>>565026801Canopus Member #3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ8CiIQbXf8what uma for this feel?
speaking of Star Blossom, it's pretty funny how the art style got more and more similar to CG ever since the anime released last year. they'll do everything but make that flop live for another year
>>565026631Tell me how she is even relevant in s2 of cingrey not even counting the rest of the manga. retard
he remade the thread lmao
>>565026716we should all post Creeku in celebration
What would you say are the stat requirements for Open League CM13?
have relations with ningen women.
She's down bad for a throat goat
>>565026909
I need to stop using clocks on parent runs
>>565027031 ssssssssssssssssex
a bitch named TANNHOIZA
>>565027031My contract stipulates that I must copulate with Uma Musume
>>565027031The only hot ningen is riko and she'll die if we have sex.
>>565027010Just report for spamming or trolling and ignore
>>565027010he's actually losing it today
>>565027027900 stamina, don't get 1200 speed, get something like 1150~1190 to lower rate, and whatever you want after, use the rank calculator.
>>565026661cute
>>565027031ZAMN
the main reasons behind umamusume's success:>against right-wing fascism>heavy queer representation and visibility>not trying to appeal to cishet male audience
post sexy cafe images right now
>>565027085
SAKURA BAKUSHIN O
[-]
>schizo this tranny thathow about you faggots talk about THE FUCKING VIDEO GAME this general is about instead of your /vg/ drama garbage?>"NOO I NEED TO BISMERGE THIS AND THAT ANON THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH"go and make a bluesky thread about it then you homo>>565027256shut the fuck up and go back to twitter with your off topic garbage
Resident schizos are just natural in this board. Not having one is uncanny
I want to be marked by an Uma musume.
>>565027031I will have a working relationship with a human trainer, much in the same way I will have a working relationship with my uma trainee
wahey
>>565026854Barely and it does not matter anymore when the Japan Cup starts. Good relevance
>>565027343
>>565027256This post has a very low quality. I just thought that was worth pointing out.
>>565027271
>>565027307me whenever I see the schizo cry about people posting NTR, at least the latter (re)posts cute fan content RELATED TO THE THREAD>>565027384lmao youre so mentally stunted LMAO
>>565027309bwo look what time it is in the phillipines
Abandoned two careers in 3 minutes because I picked the wrong scenario then the wrong borrow card
it would be funny if it could go lower than zero
>>565027309>"bro just ignore them lmao">while directly replying to onecurious
>>565027402absolutely based kek
>>565027384umas can only run the classics once what other relevance is going to have when she missed it, the arc got resolved once Chiyono won and the Oguri law passed
I miss the /v/ threads. /vg/ is mentally ill.
Daiwa's non-G1 pose is better than G1 ver
>>565027447Biggest retard can't prove anything so throws insults. Smartest brown
>>565027497don't say that
>>565027446
>>565027497You can go to /vm/a if you're a /v/ refugee.
>>565027564You forgot the ntr image
>>565027447NTRanny is losing it today, love to see itmindbroken
>>565027470Your rudolf is looking luna-tic
>>565027402>well drawn front to back>no fucking idea whats going on and why dynasty warrior man is here
>>565027497You know /vm/a exists right? It's on /vm/ check it out.
>>565027497I have seen worse schizos in other generals
Gold City feet in my mouth
You talk about him, he winsYou react to him, he winsYou press the silly button, he winsThe only way you don't lose is by doing nothing
>>565027628
Can we go back to jerking off to mare pussy bwos...
what's stopping you from going to your local racecourse and meet your future umawife? this was in Peruhttps://x.com/Hnders0n/status/2048785907415728416
>>565027674TN: Wei was one of the three kingdoms of the Three Kingdoms era
>>565027789I find filtering images fun, it's like a minigame.
>>565027789The only way to win is to do your MANT runs
>>565027172Would you say 1150/850 + 1 Gold/800/450/700 would do?
>>565027845Why didn't Kitahara fuck Oguri?
you just know this guy got yelled at during his shift and is taking it out on /uma/
>>565027832I don't feel any kind of sexual attraction towards these latinx women.
>>565027832I dont want my children to be indian bwo...
>>565027792
>>565027824thiswe need umanko asap
>>565027832kitasan negra
>>565027832I am terrified of women.
>>565027853...but of course!
>>565027924At this point I can't tell which one you're even talking about
>>565027951that why I said local racecourse bwo
>>565027951>>565027962Keyword localUnless...
>>565026917I agree. It got to the point where they even elected a black fucking president in the states and the overall reception was positive. I wonder what happened to those days.
>>565027890He wanted an uma who actually knows what sex is
>>565028015Women are fucking evil This is why umadacchis should stick dating to each other
hang all retarded zoomers!
>>565027832800km
>>565027890oguri has literally no sex appeal
>>565027968
>>565027832fat femcel fucks...>>565028059no matter how nice whites are, nons will always be haters
>>565028085I am not attracted to men.
>>565027890Belno already got to him first
>>565027832they're not boys
>>565027432The Iron WomanThe Lady of SummerIKUNO DICTUS
tempted to swap out my ryan with another dominator...
Nice Nature fucks a new random man every day.
your /uma/bf is waiting out there to meet you at the racecourse but you don't want to leave your house
>>565026938>5kblying little bitch
>>565028196>literally reposting shit from previous threadthis gotta count as spamming
>>565026917It was more like we were about 90-95% post-racial in the 1990s. Obama happened and stoked some flames, but ultimately what caused idpol and race war shit to start back up was just using it as a distraction to kill Occupy Wall Street. The elites saw what was coming and needed a smoke grenade to throw. It worked.
>>565028128
TRAITOR
>>565028059there's more blacks now so people have to interact with blacks and not becoming racist after interacting with blacks is very unlikely
>>565028290>we were about 90-95% post-racial in the 1990slmao
>>565028235Thosw random men? All me in differenr customes
Avatar trannies starting /pol/ shit now
MANT parent farming is the definition of insanity50 minutes of your life just to make a flop
>>565028304
>>565028375>Thosw>differenr>customesJokes? Ruined.Post? Ruined.Reputation? DESTROYED.
>he changed the md5fine whatever I'm leaving /vg/ you fags can have himhe wins or whatever I don't even care anymore
>>565028414Funny you saying this totopo...
>>565027269POURING MY WHITE CREAM STRAIGHT INTO CAFE'S WOMB
>>565028414This happens every day honestly
>>565026964My favorite member.
>>565025920Man I Love Super Creek.>>565026564>>565026610Me three.
Why are they fighting?
>>565027881yeah, you can even add more stuff https://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-racemake sure you put the aptitudes too so there is no mistakes
>>565027832None of these are straight though.
holy shit the white sparks
>>565028221
>>565028486
>>565028491i was getting off the train typing this bwo plz forgive me
>>565028668
>>565028495>implying you are betterlol
>>565025920Supah Creeku thread, neat!>>565026716>>565027024Creeky~>>565028541I love that one. It's one of my favorite Super Creek images. She's just drawn so perfectly here and her blue bikini drives me wild too.
>>565028495No MD5 fuckery can bypass the [-] + hide stuff.
>>565028659
>>565027402>>565027343what would be Cao Cao's opinion on Daitaku Helios??
>>565026661That's skirt is way too short for Daisca-chan.
creek
>"If you ignore him he will go away">Someone went away
>>565028696>plz forgive me
>>565028491ESL? Raped.
>>565028235Nice Nature should ease up on the googoo babies.
>>565028936
>>565028578Bretty good, if it was Power 3* it'd be one of the top tiers.
>>565028842
I just... to Sei-chan
Jesus Christ how mentally ill is this guy? How can you spam the same images for hours every fucking day for months
>>565029112I think he's some unemployed neet in SEA, what else is there to do
I think Super Creek is cute but I want to pamper her instead of being the one receiving all the attention.
>>565029018gn
>>565028019w-what do you call Shu Wu and Wei then?you just call them by their color like Green Force or something?
The thread didn't heal. It became worse.
>>565029112Mentally dubious people with free time and no real friends? On my 4chinz?
>ntr anon: posts images, not saying a thing>some anon: wow how MENTALLY ILL AND OBSESSED IS THIS DUDE HE KEEPS POSTING AND I KEEP GIVING HIM ATTENTION REFUSING TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME OR UMA MUSUME IN GENERAL>ntr anon: continues to post images, ignoring the other anon, while said anon keeps screaming
my real question is why uma&co or their dancho not doing anything about him
¡Hola negros!
>>565029195anyone have that image where trainer is touching or measuring rice's ear?
>>565029293deja vu...
>>565029304YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD
>>565029304No puedes decir esa palabra bwo...
>>565029193The last time I touched anything Three Kingdoms was either some random Dynasty Warrior, or fucking Total War, don't bully, I'm not into this stuff.
>>565028491>>565028982
>>565029174I have been here for months and the only times he does this is when browns like you can't stop complaining about him.I would say he is a nature regulator, you will give up or keep being taunted.
>>565027031God I wish human women were real.
>>565029410well you should
>>565029174Me too. She's actually so cute. It also helps that I'm not into the babyplay stuff either, I suppose.
>>565029425there needs to be horse dentists to clean those pearly whites
>>565028851No thoughts because she's not a married woman
>>565029441Bwo!?
>>565029489>well you shouldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8wt5soxXE
>>565029430lol it ok fwend we all bwos except for some people
>oonige with the DDPPWit + gw + concentration + TTL shoots up so far ahead it's unironically a coinflip as to whether +1100 wit/pow fronts can catch up>team overall performs worse than when they were running with a shittier carrot that only had gwNot sure what I was expecting
>>565029484Perverts like you don’t belong in Tracen. Hand in your training license.
>>565029174same
>>565029304Hola amigo!
Operation Cacao is the funniest skill name I swear
If Uma&Co won't do anything about their problematic member then we should start treating the club itself as the problematic one and blacklist all their members
I went back to URA after being raped in MANT thanks to golshi mode and it feels so good, "just click rainbow and win lmao" is much better than checking a shop almost every turn
>one anon: posts images>another anon: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hehe Operation CaoCao
>>565028517the end result of giving cafe the creamalso ayabe
>>565029627Do you only run one fron with that early game combo or all of them? But yeah its kinda not as good as you'd hope for. In the end you just have to maximize as much as you can.
>>565029789I refuse to believe you can be that oblivious actually
>>565027402WEEEEEEEEIIIIII
>>565028541>>565026610My brothers>>565028818Gyaru Creek..
>>565029819I always read it like that.
Maybe if we stop replying to each other the general will finally heal...
>>565029962B-but I like replying to you anon
uma status: delicia
Do y'all mind if I talk to myself too I've had a lot on my mind
>anon: image>anon2: scree
>try cheer natie run>no good mile parent, go with B mileTHIS WAS A MISTAKE
>>565029112first 4chan general? every schizo goes trough the same pipeline>want to be a respected thread celebrity>get called an annoying fag>do nothing but waste your life away spamming for the rest of eternityyou should be glad it's an ugly uma and not something worse
>>565029782too bad the stats are dogshit by comparison and you're lucky to hit A rank, let alone A+ or greater
you can't just refund your (you)they're mine now
I'd rather brick my account missing 1mil monies and a title than play with Golshi mode.
>>565030037Go off sis were always here for you
>>565030104I'm so fucking happy it's not my uma oshi
>>565030037/vg/ is basically the garbage pile for everyones funny blog posts, so go ahead and make our day
>>565030037didn't ask, don't care
>>565029962When you think about it, all of this started because one or two browns couldn't stop harassing a guy that posts once or twice replying to people asking for advice or posting his scores.It's pure comedy.
>>565030037If you don't mind me judging you.
now it's dumping thumbnails in /umajp/
>>565029864I used to run the combo on two fronts + dom late but I luckshitted fast learner on one of the fronts and decided to go with suzuka as the third to see if pacing up the fronts would give me an advantage but if the suzuka ends up far too strong then she'll fuck me overI also don't know if practice mode is worthless when there's debuffers, as the race parser considers everything the same team (despite the game client properly making the distinction) so debuffs look as if they hit everyone, even their supposed teammates
>>565030250kill yourself ntrfag
>>565030149*looks at (you) currency counter>499 (you)'s leftNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565029997T-Thank you anon, I love y-you too
if Daitaku Helios represents Wei who represents Wu and Shu?
>>565030141sadly, I'll keep enjoying it before having to do my aces after getting the unique super hard mode title
>>565029174>>565029497>>565029668
>>565030037Yeah sure man. I really enjoyed this general last year when there weren't people trying to be thread celebrities and filling the thread with erp. It helped me through a tought time when there were funny memes like the birth of tickezo dahby and other anons helping me learn the game.Now when I come here it just gives me anxiety and I don't enjoy my time here anymore. I'm in an /uma/ club with great people so I feel obligated to visit this thread but it's becoming a chore. Idk, last summer was a lot of fun bwos.
Why is every faggot that has Hoguri running her with double dom support? It is way, way scarier to run her with double fronts. Holy fuck that was an awful match, fuck that team>SMaru>VBourbon>HoguriHis SMaru edged out mine, her KfC procced just before late-race and cucked me out of Angling, then his Hoguri won by half a length anyway. Goddamn this CM feels kind of shitty.
>>565029907>>565028818>>565028541thank you for blessing the thread guys
>ya'll mind if I blogpost>doesn't blogposthmmmm......
>>565030404Who represents Bu?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2048945733177602202important announcement
>>565030393Stop bullying Still.If you're reading this rabi anon r/ing a Still rabi.
>>565030326no way!
>>565029189Good night bro
>unlocked sirius dating after senior summereric, simply eric
>>565029846cafes gonna have some gnarly stretch marks
https://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rmake sure and vote for your favorite uma!
>>565030556>spe chud>reddit spacingignored
>>565030332Yeah I really think its better to just run triple front than oonige rabbit. I've been crushing it so far with mine.
>>565030486I run oguri (both ver.) and Golshi because I'm lazy. I will never run fronts because I don't have the autism and wallet to play the game for 15 hours.
I tried “just ignore them and they’ll go away”, anon. And you know what happened?Senran Kagura got cancelled.Dead or Alive got cancelled.Many, many, MANY gachas were censored, both visually and in their dialog.Gacha as a culture became so normified and watered down that even a basic bitch bare tummy in Genshin gets called “goonerbait” by Puritan-ass normalfaggots.Then, I voted, for the first time, for Trump. And you know what happened?Woke games started flopping en masse. So much that “GWGB” became a mainstream meme. Whole studios get shut down. Ubisoft needed to get bought out by the CCP to stay afloat.Videogame women started becoming sexy again. Imagine shit like ZZZ or Snowbreak Containment Zone in the pandemic era of 2020. You fucking couldn’t, it could never happen.Based chudcore vidya like Space Marine 2 and Stellar Blade were released. It’s like the golden age of 7th gen consoles all over again, where masculine shooters are mainstream, and straightbros are allowed to have hot babes in their escapist media again.And all of this, ALL OF IT, happened, because I DID something, because I made my voice HEARD. Meanwhile, when I did nothing, like you’re doing now, my life was nothing but downhill.I don’t care that Trump’s a pedo. I don’t care that he’s conquering Venezuela and making CoD Ghosts a reality. I don’t care that he’s gunning down antifa members in the street. I don’t care that my chink handhelds and bootleg anime figures are $10 more expensive on Alibaba now.All I know is that under him, I can get hot anime horse girl ass in my videogames again, and if he promises to revive Senran Kagura, I’ll vote him for a third term. I know for DAMN sure that if this were a Kamala presidency, there’s no way in HELL we’d even HAVE an Uma global release.
what does this thread need?that's right, another blessing
>>565030638After the supernatural nail bleeding in her career I'm sure she'll be fine
>>565030810lollmaoroflass is hometown btw>>565030831based
>>565030486I don't have my own Seiun, borrowing a Seiun for my VBobo was annoying enough that I didn't want to try with SMaru, and I'm doing my autistic rule of having an uma in a CM I haven't used before and I never used Ass Wonda so I paired her with a Tachyon I made in less than 2 tries. Absolutely phoned in this CM.
>>565030810This post is liberal propaganda to try to paint Trump as a pedophile because they can't find anything on him
>>565030393I thought about that image when I finally reached this scene on yt.
>>565030486because making double dom is easier than autistically grinding the two perfect fronts who'll lose anyway to other more autistic and more whale frontfags
Why doesn't the janny just ban the guy since he's just blatantly spamming but hands out bans if people dare even try to be racist
goodnight umadacchibe nice
>>565030404jordan and palmer. although digitan is the only other uma off the top of my head with a chinese themed outfit.
would she explode at Tenno Sho spring?
>>565030997>why do jannies ban the racist that break the rules they get reported for instead of the guy that isnt saying a thing and only posts on topic images while helping people?
>>565030486Simple>making 2 decent fronts to go with your hog1 week of autism grinding minimum>making double dom2 hours max
>>565030486Because XOguri + double dom is just the lazy man's tactic, especially when MANT careers are long as is
>>565030901Yeppers, Cafe is strong
Would somebody trade me their Eishin (original) or Dia for my XOguri. I don't really want her and she is an eyesore. Thanks.PS. I am also offering up my Fall Rudolf
>>565031052run as late. get a cheap white recovery if you can
>Said he was going to leave>He now is shitting up /umajp/Can you guys control your melty troon? >>565028495I do not care he hates the NTRfag or whatever
>>565030997the hack showed that jannies often let schizos roam free because they find it funny lol. they see every time someone ban evades btw and leave comments every time it happens.
>>565031058Spamming is against the rules retard
>>565031128We have to deal with this faggot from JP so call it even
>>565031036Don't go without a goodnights kiss, *smooch*
>>565030979In a different kind of game Still would have beaten the shit out of her
>>565031128take your retarded NTRfaggot back to your thread then
>>565031036umasumi
>>565031134Jannies can't see if people have ban evaded that's a mod thing. Jannies can only delete and request mods to warn/ban posts they literally don't have other powers
Ya'll mind if I light up this crack pipe?
>>565031123Relegated to B finals weren't you?
>>565030565she is merely a representative, I bear her no ill will
>>565031052Guts too low, get a recovery.
Ryan is kind of erotic
You can go to IRC and say something about it btw
>>565030509Anytime!
I'm in B finals and proud
>>565031128What's wrong? I'm just posting what the based NTR anon is posting here and he's doing nothing wrong so neither am I
>>565030486I’m expecting third in the finals.
>>565030638a mother's badge of honor. and she always covers herself up pretty thoroughly anyway.
>>565031350Lmao theyre just going to ban all the racist dacchis and then just dip
>>565030462Damn that's good. That's actually one of the things I've thought about before, while going on about my day.
>>565030486>Why is making an ace and two debuffers preferable than making three acesbecause you can put in over thrice the effort only to lose to some nigger's S rank obuhi cap>>565030750Can't afford three fronts. I'll use my best performing Suzukas as a baseline instead of the one that got FL and 3.3k skillpoints
I'm in A finals and fucking scared
>>565031265NTA but I got in with one (1) 3-win ticket and I want to give my XOguri away when she's doing shit like this. >>565008026
How many of you had your group B virginity taken by this CM?
>>565031265Dia raped me into B finals
>>565031389>Creek letting me have the window seatHow thoughtful of her
>>565031536I have still yet to hit Group B finals
>>565031265Don't show up on my A finals I'm beating you up.
>>565031519reverse babied creek... actually cute
>>565030810I remember this.
>>565031587The late horde will consume you
>>565031536That happened all the way back in 3200m Gemini nonny
>>565030481Same brother, same. It's sad to see the thread getting worse month after month and thinking 'surely it can't be worse than this' only for it to topped instead. An /uma/ club discord was the second best thing in my experience, maybe you can try to recapture that feeling on one.
>>565031653
>>565031536I've been in Group B every CM except 2 of them
>>565031052
>>565031536I've been to A finals a grand total of 1 time
Wait, Ryan is only 5’4I always thought she was as tall as GolShiTiny buff lady
>>565031530A Finals is every day inside my head and I'm not scared
>>565031831did you win
>>565031814She probably could get UG with that in JP
>>565031587Get raped, asshole *nyoooooooom*
>>565031536I jumped into Graded starting with Leo, and that has only happened to me in Libra, but I won Virgo prior and knew I was going to get by on staminachecks for Round 1. Also didn't help I didn't have original Makween at the time, only anime, but I was hoping to get carried enough by Golshi and Cafe in Round 2 but to no avail.
>>565031052You'd win, but it might take 3 clocks.
>>565031119a compelling argument for why she'd make a great mother
>>565031036>>565031253God she's so ugly.
>>565031886You bet I won 3rd place
this is the 2nd time I overshot A group and got locked out of the finalsI should just kill myself at this point
>>565032032
>565032028Beat him up, Palmer
>>565031914
Hey, not too bad, and the sparks are actually pretty solid.
>>565031748
Care to explain this, unc-jisans?
>>565031914IMAGINE GETTING RIMMED BY THAT TONGUE
>>565032124/uma/ will say speed and turf is glue
>>565032124For whom would you even use Golshi as a parent?
>>565030481>>565031736Serious question, no snark intended. Is this your first 4chan general you participated in?
565032028: You aren't getting a (You) out of this.
>>565031914I need Dia's tongue to rape my asshole
sit
>>565032204imagine that tongue sliding down your dick like a sounding wand. because that's what she's actually gonna do to you. it will hurt.
Don't worry, I already know I hit a nerve for saying the truth.
>>565030481Same here. I really enjoyed the early threads and all of the silly posts and shitposting here and there. All of the things that happened back then was just a silly one time thing that lasted only for the thread that it happened in, or continued but mostly just kept alive for the jokes. There are also the fun keiba watchalongs and all other reactions to silly news or thread happenings. Now it's nothing but melty and some schizos purposely stirring shit up for their own attentions and their own fun. The only reason why I'm still trying to keep up with the breads is because I'm still inside an /uma/ club and for CMs. Not like I still need the threads for guides/advices and lobbies since those are easily accessible anyway. We also can't have nice lobbies or events anymore.Trying to keep up with the threads is nothing but a chore now, considering I have to ignore and even filter posts for the thread to be usable, which wasn't a thing back then.
>>565032192Fake ass sprinter.
>>565032317>it will hurtOh nohttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4607931
>>565031814>>565031892let's try
>>565032221Mayano!
>>565030481>I'm in an /uma/ club with great people so I feel obligated to visit this thread but it's becoming a choreI feel the same about /uma/ and my club, it's a dickswordlet one but whatever, I really like yapping in our chat way more than hereLately I only come to /uma/ to egosearch my club, which is doing a good job in being unnoticed this month, and to join in jiggies. I have no idea what is happening anymore and I have no energy anymore to spend on ntrfag drama or whatever the [current week] schizo rambling is
>>565032308
>>565032458Ikuyooooo
https://grids.fun/t/about-me-umamusume-buj0p?list=umamusume-ba9to
>>565032492>Lately I only come to /uma/ to egosearch my clubThis is unbecoming behaviour for a lady stop doing that you drama queen.
>>565027269
>>565032286/uma/ was special thats for sure, magical even. But it is my first time seeing something degrade down this.
if maya doesn't deserve an anime then who does
>>565031914AIIEEEE
>>565032317that shit must hurt
>>565032452why did I look? I knew what it was going to be...
>>565032618
>>565032712
>>565032618only 4 of them are playable in global, larper grid
ok literally how the FUCK do you run end closer careers in MANT without running out of clocks in classic year? Just run them fucking front or pace or something for the career?
>>565032452this looks like it'd feel good
>>565032492>>565032428>>565031736>>565030481you know that you could make ontopic posts and talk about fun stuff instead being melodramatic faggots for no reason, right?
>>565031123I'm fond of Dia, I'd only trade her for a Falco
>>565032428>>565032492Thanks for sharing the sentiment bwos, maybe we’ll get better days like that again. At least I get to sleep through half this nonsense. Gn bwos
big chrono anime
>>565032821350+ power by the time you hit your first rival race, that's how I did it for longslop without dying.
>>565032712Narita Brian
>>565032821pray you get nimble navigator early
>>565032821it's mega hard, especially if they can't get mile to B and even then it sucksI was gonna do Tama for cm13 but fuck this
>>565030037The thread is pretty comfy during SEA hours when all the burger schizos are asleep
>>565032712she hungers for another season, maybe two
>>565031536In Libra I failed out of the CM entirely after Round 2, does that count?>made it into Group A on the first ticket>didn't get a single win in 40 races>no B group finals no nothingI was a bit put out.
i need advice for next CMbefore more roommatch data and team composition is out, i just want to prepare at least 2 late surgers. i will be running kawakami princess and Dober2spd2wits1pwr + which card for last slot? these late surgers dont have innate gold heals. if i use riko, i would get around 850 stam, and at most can only use white heals and radiant star. would that be enough?
>>565032909So instead of optimizing an actual ace run, I'll have to press power pre-debut like a retard just to pass MANT. What a fucking stupid scenario.
>>565032286Not them but plenty of generals I went to one way or another turns to shit, get infested with schizos, or end up a ghost town.It happened plenty of times already that it's so tiring. Although also the main reason why I try to enjoy the threads as much as I could.
>>565030481>>565032428Week/Month 1's biggest bad actors was the steam numbers fag, and having way too many gameplay poster, compare to to the last few weeks
>>565031530I'm in A Finals and ecstatic after all the nonsense lobbies I went through. I fully accept getting rocked with a third place because I'd rather become the raped than potentially face some newcutie in B and win by distance. Which happened when I fell to B in Libra >>565031930 it was a really lame win
>>565032723I already claimed that ass! Back off!
the DARK and EDGY cursed gen cinderella gray prequel staring the Tamamo Gen
>>565033035No, you play normally but use sparks and cards with initial power so you can have that amount of power after debut.
>>565032961funny how it's usually the opposite for other generals
>>565033043the general is fine, it's not even ruined at all, you can still talk about the game just fine
>>565032821Fuku SSR a mustadd in like, marve power and tosen jordan speed and you basically have enough at base to guarantee wins early as long as you don't get stuck with AWFUL trainings junior year.
>>565031861Turns out she's more like one of those short angry gym bros.
>>565033056Yeah but they literally got drowned out by the troves of babs playing their first careers and sharing their stories. So shitposting just gets drowned out
>>565033006Yep, you can use riko for stamina and guts. Lots of aces in lobbies uses her.
>>565033006>2spd2wits1pwrbe very specific
>>565033116Yeah, i think it's because all of the SEAbros would have already played jp, kr, or taiwan uma. So the only ones that haven't played are the other countries.
>when you make it into group A and your only plan was to collect the gibs as stress free as possible OOOOH BABY
The guy throwing a tantrum on jp is definitely from /uma/club
>>565033178Which naturally included the retards that went for the bait and replied, obviously very different now when the general is "dead as fuck" in direct comparison.
How about we collectively agree to filter and report both troublemakers or even organize one or two anons to go to the IRC. From this point and from this exact second forward, metaposts are BANNED forever. honestly, jealous that /vm/a for the most part is always on topic and having a good time while we are on a perpetual schizo war, we need to get our shit together
>"I just need a jobber">Frontrunner S and these rainbowsuhhh
So tilted by 2 brutal brockings I forgot to clock
>>565033243Unlikely. Everyone in the club is pretty chill.
>>565033178why don't you make any ontopic posts then instead crying about the state of the general? do you not see how much of a hypocrite you are right now?
>>565033361Losing S+ broke him
>>565032752Caligula effect>>565032835Something smooth and thin like a hashi will do.
>>5650330062 whites + radiant will probably be enough
>>565033305How about you stop complaining like a fucking faggot and stay on topic for once?? Huh? How about that faggot>NTRfag crimesAvatarfagging, helping others (not gatekeeping wow!), posting on topic screenshots>Schizotranny crimesScatposting, constant bickering, shitting up the thread in general, complain about NTR 24/7Go ahead and reply with your seething, but don't forget to dilate first.
see this is why /v/ma was better and /v/ will always be superior to /vg/ there are 0 expectations from threads on /v/ but now you have people trying to be /uma/jannies here deciding how many shitposts or on-topic posts we're allowed to have fuck all that post whatever the fuck you want
>>565033474Lmao, maybe.
>>565031861umas look bigger than they actually are but that's just because the torena's camera is set at the average height of a nip
>>565033517You are pathetic, your avatarfagging will never be welcome
Reminder we still haven't gotten rid of the scatjeet, he just changed tactics
>bro he actually helps people bro his advice is good bro not just bullshit bro this shit is funny every time
>NTR image spam stopped>complaining about the state of the thread started and defending the avatarfagNooooooooooooticing
>>565033517I'm not replying with seethe because I actually agree with you I don't wanna talk about meta shit anymore. That was my first post about the whole drama because I was just giving a suggestion, this is my last post about the drama because I will follow my rules to not talk about it, ignore and report. I advise you to do the same bwo
>>565033081Grass would never claim her trainer's butt..
>>565033305>jealous that /vm/a for the most part is always on topicI pretty much had this very experience years back with /v/ BA threads, believe it or not, at least in the first few years. Before mods started cracking down on them hardcore, they started getting scat and other schizos shitting up the thread, tho mods could clean it up quick-ish as /v/ is sometimes able to do. Haven't been there in over a year, but yeah. Point is that /vg/ threads tend to be full of schizophrenics, and anyone on /v/ would make that clear by pointing out the known /vg/ schizos that invaded the thread or whatever.TL;DR: Schizos is a sad fact of /vg/, and the only way to avoid it is having a very specific/niche general, but I've only ever been a part of this and one other general over my time on /vg/, the other one having died years ago before I left /vg/ again.>collectively agree to filter and reportWon't happen, too many retarded people in here that simply don't care.>Organize anons to go into the IRCMods sitting in the IRC are known to be lazy pricks, especially ones responsible for /vg/ as the board is a giant shit hole and has a huge janny turnover.
>>565032712of the existing umas? kinda hard to say, because I feel like you'd need to end it on a high note. personally I'd say meisho doto would make for a good one with her constantly coming in second to opera o and then finally overcoming in one last race. honestly, katsuragi ace would make for a good one too. I'd like to see wonder acute take everyone by surprise and win a g1 as an older racer animated as well. also, and they wouldn't do this, but I would like to see other famous horses get stories animated like kincsem or secretariat and have it framed as a historical drama some umas are watching.
>>565032723Grass would force her trainer to wear tight pants everyday
>>565032685Well anon. For me this is another Tuesday. This is inevitable reality for anything that has a 24/7 presence on this website. You will see people you saw in your first thread, in the next one and after. You develop a comradery and a sense of community for its a natural consequence of constantly interacting with people you see on a daily basis. It's alright children. life is made up of meetings and partings. that is the way of it. A lot of people here said MANT sucks and its gonna make people take breaks or quit the game. And those people you like interacting aren't in the neighborhood right now. They are on vacation or they moved. It happens. We can still talk about the game and post it. But you need to have a tempered expectation of having a 24/7 open location that absolutely anyone can have access too. That's why the /v/ threads were such a treasure to a lot of people. Because its fun contained on a timer. You show up to the party, you dance, and its time to leave. But you cant have a party last forever unless you are ready for a lot of hardship. This happens to every single general anon. I'm sorry anon but its about to be a whole year if not already. Were on the next phase of this life cycle. Go on a break anon if you need too. We will be here when you get back. But be ready if it looks different.
>>565033574>>565033689>>565033691Not sending your best today. But then again you were never smart. Scatjeet. >>565033671
uma umya umya san ni ichii manko!
>>565033216spd: Kitasan, Windywits: Fine motion, nice nature (borrowed, can be replaced with agnes tachyon if i dont need OYL)pwr: marvelous sundaymeeting minimum statsline, especially with stam, with this deck is easy if i use riko. altho i wont have the crazy high roll in terms of wits or power stats like other deck with 2 power or 3 wits.
When is the next uma hunger games
I'm so glad I pulled botht the cheer alts. All these scenes are gold.
Thread is so distracted, they won't notice fatty won another race.
still cant believe i lost to this shit
>>565033821Those are not the lyrics
>>565033720
i fucking love late surgers so much!
>>565033794bro can barely write his own tag. obvious copy draw
>>565033804I expect a NTR picture in the next 90 seconds btw
Wait... did a fat fuck just won a race somewhere?
>>565034002https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=ruinone&z=1If he's copying. Hes hiding it very well.
>>565034051i like this
>>565033943qrd
>>565034051>the only pants wearing mare is named after a crossdresser byootiful
>>565034051If boys, then why sexy?
>>565032618this was kinda fun
>>565034078Not anywhere around where I'm at.
>>565034051ugh men
>>565034051Pants are superior for ass-gazing
>>565034051Jani smalldom...
>>565033324*coughs blood*>1 red>No GW>No event chains completed
>>565034051new fetish unlocked
>>565034225Really?... Are you sure? I could swear I just felt a disturbance.. as if the ground was quaking.
>>565034124grass likes that ass
>>565032712Narita Brian would make a good protagonist. And I would like to see Gold Ship's career done, adapting her races would be so awesome. Orfevre too, his last race (and that commentary, "BURN THIS MOMENT INTO YOUR EYES!!!") was hype as shit.
>>565034051I can't wait for Cesario...
>>565034220You are transgender
>>565033517How many times are you going to post >posting on topic screenshotsYou're more obnoxious than metafags and as obnoxious as the fag
Why every time a global schizo gets mindbroken, they take a personal crusade to shit up /umajp/ ??
>>565034051Did their ass always look so massive?
>>565026580Your speak like a normalfags who only started anime after covid lockdowns. Yuri and yaoi stuffs are already popular in otaku culture before LGBT was even a thing, usually mixed with some ecchi see Citrus, Pico etc. So yurifags that hate ecchi are 100% newbabs too.
>>565034051>OperaWould buy an used car from her.>KS MiracleWould get reported to HR to see her.>PalmerWould get weirded out by her lesbian auntie aura.>JourneyWould bareback nonstop pelvis crushing raw sex like pigs for a week straight.>SoEWould enjoy being screamed at by her at violin class.>CesarioHer family of rednecks scares me.
>>565033479>Caligula effectthat an actual psych thing? a game called that popped up when I searched
>>565034410Thanks for proving my point.
I don't know how to make a Guts run not just result in a bunch of A-rank stats. Don't get me wrong, if it's Golshi then she'll sweep everything in career aside from the NHK Mile Cup with those stats, but she's completely unusable in CMs that way
>>565032192Some umas just have worse aptitudes as cards in Unity, easily the most noticeable with Taiki Shuttle
>>565034390>Narita Brian would make a good protagonistno she wouldn't, her career is completely fucked because properly adapting it would put shame on trainers and the JRA
>>565034105where is itwhere is this other version
>>565032821Get to Mile A. Obtain your inherited unique before you start racing. e.g if I'm running Tamamo, I'll get Baracrolle before the first race post-debut. Focus on speed and power trainings pre-debut - get them both to as close to 300+ as possible while also getting speed to level 2 and power to level 1, if possible. Buy skills early.
>>565034493you are responding to bait
Matikane
We should blame Uma&Co for this.
>>565033779>>565033943I'm in danger
>>565034652tonhoisa
>>565034343That's probably just a stomach growling, pay it no mind.
>>5650345614 Guts/2 Wit is a giga gamble deck where you just pray to god you highroll, that's all there really is to it. It's why people prefer a Speed/Wit deck, more consistent even if it doesn't cap as high.
>>565034407you're saying that because troons and/or falseflaggers were Currenposting, aren't you? No, I'm a man who likes being a man and don't want to be a woman.
>>565034606Give him 3 bucks or spend an hour trying to see if anyone uploaded his work on kemono.https://ruinone.fanbox.cc/posts/11141583
>>565031972A mother of 2 at least
>>565030565sure thing
Fillies....
Some codes for anons
>>565034512https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%AB%E3%83%AA%E3%82%AE%E3%83%A5%E3%83%A9%E5%8A%B9%E6%9E%9C>The Caligula effect , also known as the Caligula phenomenon is a popular used term in Japan to describe a psychological phenomenon ( a type of Psychological reactance in in Psychology ) in which interest in or Desire for something increases when it is prohibited or information about it is restricted by others.afaik it's a term only used in Japan because of a italian movie of the same name, Caligula, that got banned for it's eroguro content. Obviously once something is seen as taboo or literally forbidden by law people will want to see it for themselves.
>>565034768Hmmmmm... feels sketchy, but sure, I'll believe you this time.
>>565035028What do these codes do?
>this thread You people are better than this
>>565034561You're really fighting an uphill battle if the uma doesn't have speed and power growth in that case.
>>565035028wrong thread, retard
>>565032047trainer issue
Should I be borrowing this for CM13 instead of Fuku
>>565035007>LateHow do the CPUs pick their running style on umas with A in more than one?
>>565035028
>>565035028I thought they were a legend
>have 3 gold uncap crystals>have 1 rainbow crystal and 16 rainbow shardsshould I hold these or burn them, and burn them on what? After MANT aren't SR's mostly obsolete, anyway? I've got almost all of the SR's (Tachyon, wit Sunday, Nishino, Stinko, etc) except Ayabe Guts, which I guess I could get 3lb now. I'll almost certainly hold onto my rainbow crystals until after I pull for Tachyon Speed SSR and SMaru/Finemo. And I may hold onto them until after Ramonu in November. I think we only get 2 or three of them per year, after all. And I only have 51k carats so I must needs be choosy.
>>565035167bwochacho those are JP codes
>>565035028I doubt it works for us
>>565035060'preciate it, anon. that is interesting.
>>565035128>he doesn’t know that +60 speed is essentially +1000 speedYes.
>>565032618No repeats + only global and anime/movies
>>565035096the only uma that shouldn't run a guts deck are stam growth umas because you're just effectively having 0 bonus then.For guts bonus uma, you just run 2 guts cards. Power and speed are obviously good. Wit too. Any lack of speed you just balance out with a speed card
>>565035230hold rainbows for tachyon ssr, golds are whatever. MLB whatever SR you feel like you need
>Building BNW for the Derby, because it's way too thematic not to>Christmas Biwa has a strong mid-race unique and stam/power growths on top of innate In Body and Mind, but is dependent on never dropping below 4th>OG Biwa has a unique that works well when pushing up late-race and has an innate gold recovery on top of 20% wit growth, but everything else in her base kit is uselessHow many fronts are people going to run for Taurus v2?
>>565035198The jap actually had videos telling others they could get a voucher code off some $30 or $50 dvd/bluray disc.
>>565034718if you dress like that around umamusume you're just asking for it
>>565035341expect atleast 3 every lobby
>>565035156I didn't even notice she was late. Beats me, maybe it evenly distributes theM?
>>565032047i genuinely feel like cy changed the matchmaking (or more accurately it was altered on jp back in the day) to favor sweats/whales in mant cm. Pretty sure ive yet to have a room without one guy having all SS and theyre always all dist S
>>565035345man is kinda crazy how nips keep using dvd, it's been years since I last saw one
>>565035237so when are we getting codes for global
>>565035287Isn't Air Groove still the only Tiara winner in Global?
>>565035341I'll probably do triple front again, despite the short prep time we have.
>>565035615Anime Expo
>>565035631bro dober's been out for a while
Are Ends just always going to suck ass unless it's a track where spurt works?
>>565034948can't let red desire grow up without at least a few other siblings
>>565034324>Turf/Strat S gets you this>GW+TTL+combo shoots your oonige so far up ahead it's impossible to ever catch up to them
>>565035028Got one of them, thanks anon
>>565035450wtf dude? that's the classic uniform for every male trainer
>>565035028>mfw appleFuck me
>>565035341If I actually train aces this time then at least two.
>>565032047Condolences on not making it>picrelWhen did they start looking for images through facebook
>>565035684Only a Double Tiara.
>>565035865Because that's a facebook filename.
Anyone gotten Cheer King's unique to proc? I've watched 15 races and not seen it once. Do you HAVE to be end in order for it to work?
so whats golshi secret mode?
>>565035748I thought cd codes gave exclusive items not this trash
lets settle thishttps://poal.me/g47uizhttps://poal.me/g47uizhttps://poal.me/g47uiz
>>565035631I think it's more about your favorite uma that runs the Tiara/Crown, it just so happened that Air Groove is my favorite mare.
>>565035686ends are good in CM13 and spurt doesn't work...
>>565035028I got the bottom one bwo
>>565035631kawakami princess
I fucking hate Trackblazer with Lates and Ends. They can't win a fucking race at least until past summer.
>>565035978just a challenge mode for the titleyou start every race with gatekept
>>565035615when cygays releases the uma soulslike spinoff
>>565035934air groove didn't win the triple tiara either
>>565035991mares are more aggressive in bed
>skin outbreak took 15 turns to be curedi dont think gooks understand how the "safe" and "cure" button should work what is the point of "resting" in the infirmary, no wonder these fags spend 1 month bed ridden when they get a cold they stand up and roll a fucking dice and say "ah its a 3 i will now get sick again"
>>565035972>he rolled king gaylo
>>565035542Distance S, S+ is the bare minimum of what could be CM worthy. I don’t know how you are failing to get at least SS ranked umas for medium CMs. Are your parents shitty? Do you lack FM?
>>565035265Dumb to run both + Kitsan on a 10% growth uma?
>>565035686>"do [running style] suck without a workable accel"yes, that's every running style
>>565035615it comes with your kentucky DAHBY betting slip
mares are just rapists, stallions fuck better
>>565035457>>565035641>>565035783With all these fronts I wonder if MPB on Biwa makes sense to do here too, it worked wonders in Aries
>>565032047I'm the opposite. Didn't train aces, shuffled different umas around in round 1 and only used 4 entries, then in round 2 I had 3 5/5 tickets and a shit ton of podium sweeps with my team of non-medium TT umas. I feel like they would have had a real chance in A.
>>565036230stallions also share
BIG STALLION COCK
>>565036148I rolled neicheer and King crashed the party twice. I'm not one to waste units.
>>565035768>not yet fully noticingyes, it is. why might that be?
>>565036230wodka is a mare...
DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUWHY DID YOU FLATLINE YESTERDAY?! YOURE FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND LESS FANS THAN AVERAGE DAAAAAAANNNNCHHHHOOOUUUU
>>565036182So ends don't get new good accel skills later on?damn
>>565036230>vodka
Her greed knows no limits.
>>565036175Are you doing a guts build? Two speed cards is minimum if not. Curvature is also really nice.
>>565035028left codes seem to be some kind of lottery
Vodka would never rape me because that wouldn't be cool
>>565035542MANT inherently favours sweats when every run takes an hour
>>565036230>and also vodka
>>565036230Too many frauds in that imageftfy
>>565035128The extra speed from the green gold has more of an impact the longer the track is.
>>565036149its the mnimumish now days. It wasn't so sweaty during ura/unity. Dist S is cancer and i rolled to A finals several times comfortably. Personally i did have dist S and low SS umas but just always losing to someone sweatier, having every relevant skill AND dist S.Used to average 50~70% WR just off borrows. Now i struggled to squeak in with like 30%wr, only getting one 3/5, 2/5 x 6
Uma&Co have been real quiet ever since everybody found out NTR anon is from their club
>>565036435>>565036350>>565036543honorary stallion
>>565035991Stallions have dicks, which makes them better in my books.
>>565036520she would find a way to rape you cooly
4 DAYS UNTIL THE DAHBBY
>>565036610nobody asked for your opinion faggot, go back to spamming
>>565036391I missed dahby posting
>>565036631You're a faggot in my books
>>565036623Everyone who plays the game and is not a newfag in these threads already knew thisGet new material gwo... Also you don't play the game.
Sakura Chiyono O is still not an important character in Cinderella Gray
>several /uma/ danchous have been burning out recentlywhat happened?
>>565035450:(
>>565035230I haven't paid too much attention on the SR side, but outside of the recent wit Sweepy which I find more fun than necessary, the only SRs I found interesting were Pasa and maybe ass-scratching Seiun. But then you realize when those cards are released.>Pasa is dropped during the scam Throne banner>Seiun is dropped with a mediocre Cafe SSR, but is the banner RIGHT BEFORE the Tachyon/Light Hello bannerYou'd rather be looking to start saving up for SSRs and powering them up when you can. But if those SR cards spook you along the way, probably wouldn't hurt to save some crystals for those if you're hurting on the stronger cards.
>>565036520Vodka wouldn't rape you because she'd pass out from a nosebleed while trying.
Uma&co has always been quietand NTR anon is alright because he posts big Tits Road
>>565036754TB got them
>>565036520if Gimlet rapes her trainer Vodka would automatically think that's a cool thing too
>>565036610I'm glad that I ignored the Fuku banner and pulled on the NTR banner instead.
>>565036391Exams
>>565036674D-Dahby?
>>565036531yeah ofc, i just mean like how do i never have rooms where its just all S/S+ bros. matchmaking feels very seal clubby in mant
>>565036674DAAAAAAHHHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!
>>565036552How is Gimlet not a fraud but Teio and Pokke are?Eishin won the Akiten as well
>>565036623We never bring up our club regardless, only others do
>>565036784SR cards are killed when the Blue Ticket pass is added to the game, besides if you are planning your pulls you will never need to use SR cards ever, you will always have SSR to choose from
>>565036754every of them got a boyfriend
>>565036620MANT has massively inflated stats. The A+ umas of Unity are the SS umas of MANT. That’s for the average player. Whales are favored a bit more heavily in MANT as well with there A+ umas going to SS+ comparatively. MANT also killed a lot of casuals, so there are fewer worse umas to match against.
>>565036941fuck off
>>565036236On one hand it's not a huge investment. On the other hand it won't really trigger unless two people are committed to front which won't happen too often if you aren't running two of your own. This type of dilemma is the main reason I like fronts and ends.>>565036123Damn, you're right. Why the fuck did they put her on the student council and do the whole boss bitch/Empress schtick with her then? She could have been a good deredere character with the licking her owner while he was trying to give an interview. I guess the about me puzzle just wants a mare then?
this thread better be non stop tikezo posting this weekend
>>565036247my lazy S+ aces have a B group winrate of 90% and i don't think they beat a single obuhi in round 1, they would have been slaughtered in A group
does end work in cm13? I'm planning to build a rudolf end once cock n ball is out?
>>565036928Extreme bias because I like Vodka and GimletWhat are you going to do about it?
>>565036832gimlet is so cool...
>>565036623How come their dancho won't kick V even though he's shamelessly shitposting and avatarfagging. Meanwhile, Rebricked kicked someone who's just innocently seeking refugee in the JP thread. Seems very unfair.
Last minute agonizing over which one gets to go to finals. The one with the higher winrate only competed in round 2, which was fiercer competition, and she had nearly double the winrate. But even accounting for the garbage filler in the other (Up Tempo won't trigger 90% of races and Fighter is worthless), I cant help but eye that tether and overall seemingly stronger kit.
>>565036754>danchous from botting clubs start moving out>sweepy dev quits the projectI'm nyooooticing, something big is happening soon.
although MANT equalized the playing field you can clearly tell some umas struggle too much or are not fit at all for the game modeoguri is so good for it that its probably the only uma who i actually buy the books when available
>>565035412boy sex
>>565035972 (me)Ah crap it is back 70%, not back 50%. Agnes exploded on me so uma stan puts me in the middle.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>565037027>Why the fuck did they put her on the student council and do the whole boss bitch/Empress schtick with her then?she's considered the first modern "monster mare" and ramonu didn't have a design at first
>>565037104not only that he has been spamming the thread for literally 4 hours nowhe should be fucking kicked and blacklisted from all /uma/ clubs
We need a list of all the war crimes committed by /uma/ clubs thus far.
>>565037091Trying to get your trainer drunk and taking advantage of him is not cool
>>565037104because Rebricked is mean :c
>>565037104>innocently seeking refugee in the JP threadfuck off nigger
>>565037104Why would I kick our third biggest earner, who is not at fault of anything you accuse him of being? Not to mention he is always helpful when he is around, so why should I do that?
>>565037130Actually anon. There is another....
>>565037174I love this ritualpost it never fails to make me smile.
>>565037046I am creating more dahby memes solely for this weekend
>>565037070*stabs you*That's what biotch
>>565037289
>>565037130I’m going all in on VBarbin.
>>565036148>>565036315I'll accept that award. Nature came home in 17 pulls, but Gaylo made me go all the way to pity. Should have just oshipulled.>>565036531>every run takes an hourHow the fuck are you finishing that fast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMqFCQfo4HULive honse auction just started
>>565037353I'm going to buy a horse. How much do they cost?
>>565037114Outer Swell is also useless but yeah left seems stronger.
>>565037027her real nickname was the empress because she was a good racist who could compete with stallions and the first mare to be voted horse of the year in decades at the time
>>565037403a lot
>>565037349>How the fuck are you finishing that fast?nta but my MANT runs take 40 minutes now.
>>565037403Half a million dollars for a decent beginner one.
>>565037091
>>565037225daccheats for sabotaging the first and only Danchou Cup ever
>>565037276>faggot larping as the danchouliterally so much shit for him to get kicked for
>>565037289SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
>>565037353Ohhhh I missed these. Nip autioneers are so funny to listen to.>>565037403It says right there at the bottom of each result. Kita's kids go for over a hundred grand.
>>565037276>helpful >most of his advices are shit he made up You're as a problem like your NTRfag.
>>565037104/uma/ bullied Rebricked dancho into kicking even if Rebricked danchou said it was his idea haha...
>>565037252if that didn't happen then vodka would never have been born so I think it's still pretty cool
>>565037353Any well known lineages to look for? KSB kids?
>>565037442>>565037476>>565037541Yeah actually I don't think I'll be buying a horse after all.
>>565037403it depends
one last blessing before bedgood luck in finals, minna!
>>565037457Schizo on the leftNTRchad on the right
>>565037321God I wish Laurel would stab and rape me
Bah, really would've just preferred #1 in B rather than #3 in A which is pretty much the same rewards with B #1 giving slightly more money and you actually get Ms.Victoria.
>>565037353stinky...
>>565037624have a good sleep bwo
fuck stallion
>>565037403for non-weeb torenas, this is 5 millions yen
>>565037615How will that horse ever recoup that cost?
>>565037058My current squad only got to run once and they took two races. Two of them are SS, but they also have worthless wrong distance/weather skills since they weren't trained for Aries. >>565037191Aren't Vodka, Gentildonna, or Almond Eye more qualified?
>>565037316three goddesses bless you, I'm looking forward to seeing them during the kentucky DAAAAAHHHHHBYYYYYYY
>>565037674>double dominatorlol
>>565037743How will your career runs ever recoup the time spent in them?
>>565037729I was using those streams to practice my numbers because I'm still pretty bad with them. I still don't get why everything is in denominations of 10 racks.
>>565037353DAMN that honse was a beautiful looking beast
>>565037743Like art or sport cars, much of it is money laundering and devaluating the cost gets you taxed less.
I want to sleep with Winning TicketIn both senses, but primarily the non-sex way right now
>>565037831Ouch...
>>565037753nyo, groove is from '96also donna and ai weren't even umas yet in the beginning
>>565037703
>>565037743geld it then farm local g1s
I fear no mortal uma. But that thing, scares me.
>>565037027I guess having Sky in Aries helped push her back a bit for it on top of XOguri generally being a bit ahead of her in the accel zone thanks to Festive Miracle. I feel like I'll have to build both Hayahides and see which one works better in test rooms to really tell which one to go with in the end.
>>565037842in the west we use 1,000 as our "large number base", in japan it's 10,000
>>565037457me on the left>>565037606sorry anon, you gotta buy one now. put your money where your mouth is and buy one of those horses for the same price as a high end car.>>565037743running like a motherfucker and then fucking a lotta mothers
>>565037674>gold plated dream orbsWhat the fuck are these and are they as worthless as the normal ones in the sense that I have hundreds of them that I can’t use on anything?
But what if I bought a cheap horse from some random farm and named it Oguri 2 then it won several G1s? I'm going to be rich.
>>565037780It’s the week of the DAAAAAAAAHHHHBYYYYYYY
>>565038098
>>565038098For potential 6 to 7
>>565038184wrong derby tikezo
>>565038059The west also has million/billion/trillion. I guess it is a cultural diff. Still hard to adjust to "500 ten thousands" instead of "5 million".
>>565037403Watch the stream bro, pretty large variance in prices actually, average prices last time I watched was 30-50k USD>>565037541It's always more exciting with expensive horses>>565037595I have not checked, but there the full list of parents is herehttps://auction.jbis.or.jp/jra/26bus.php>>565037850The variance in color/build is always interesting
>>565037479vodka couldn't help but emulate gimlet kicking in the end... even when it was a cement wall instead of a wooden fence
Eishin Flash is only good for paizuri.
>>565038158fuck off and stop spamming in /umajp/ as well
>>565038091>put your money where your mouth is and buy one of those horsesI wish I was rich enough to do that. I imagine that the associated costs of feeding/housing/training the horse ends up being far more than the cost of the horse itself as well.
>>565038029Isn't she just toast if XO gets in front of her?
>>565038232and a million is 1,000 * 1,000in japan, the next one after 万 is 億 (oku) = 10,000 * 10,000 = 100,000,000
>>565038023having this as an objective and seeing a taiki or bakushin in it will make you seethe with anger
>>565038108Oh right, I forgot that time I was trying to make my special summons but I forgot it was DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHBYYYYYY week and I was left with a single token.
>>565038184I say I say UOOOOOOOOO
>>565038165>1 million derby sashes>2 morbillion japan cup sashes>90 kikuka sho sashesIt never gets better...
>>565038260Rude even though true
>>565038231but that's this weekend bwo...
>>565037674https://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/2048961570286485616NTR faggot stealing images from twitter again
I think this is cute
>>565038489
>>565038540...???
>>565038540bwo
>>565038540are you absolutely retarded or somethingor maybe blind
>>565037674you are telling me, jaypee neighas still use double dominator?? what the hell, is the debuff ban just a temporary thing there?
Air Groove would lick your face but not allow you to lick her back out of embarrassment
>>565037353I saw one of them poop
>>565038540>he trusted google's "exact" matches tab
>>565038540I chuckled
>>565037928paizuri
>>565038540Hmmm gwos our narrative....?
>>565038292Kawakami isn't a white horse.
>>565038742YesThis is your future
>>565038308It's not great, but if she procs enough accels she can use a bunch of late-race velocity skills to claw her way up which I've seen happen a few times
>>565038801You do it he doesn't.
>>565038540Anon?
nice false flag
>>565038540>this is the average NTRseether
>>565038489>>565038260She is good for paizuri rimjobs, lovey-dovey sex, marriage, bearing children, and putting my disorderly lifestyle in check.And she's great at baking.
>>565038578Hopefully during the summer.
>>565038540wow I guess NTRanon is vindicated and was never actually stealing images at all lmao. seethers stay mad
>>565038260she would make for a god tier wife and you know it
ruining Flash's daily schedule by refusing to cum
>>565037674How do you even know this is NTRgoy or some other Jp faggot
>>565037674You say that but I bet you were expectant of that lucky plat anyway.
>>565038970fuck off and stop spamming
>>565038916Just don't touch any big city (obviously), and god forbid you dare touch Berlin or any other concrete hell in the summer.
>>565038882Hmmm a few more replies should do the trick
>>565038540Holy shit thanks for the laugh kek mindbroken schizo-chama
>>565038742Most of the people I went up against didn't, mostly just 1 and then Sounds of Earth or another ace. I just got burnt out training a dirt Stego that I couldn't be bothered to deal with bad trainings so I just threw in two debufferse because I had nothing else. That said, yes the debuff ban is temporary. I think the next CM is debuff free, if I remember correctly.>>565038458I don't really run Uma that see Kikuka Sho. Stego was supposed to then changes her mind to race against Suzuka to prevent her from hurting herself.
>>565039009Smug Fine Motion needs correction
>>565038278yeah, unless you luck out and get a serious champ on your hands it's more a matter of supporting the sport because you like it or showing off that you can have one
>>565039026Isn't her hometown nice in the summer
You know that you can simply hide the posts you don't want to see, right? i'm not exactly sure why the seethe when i'm being helpful most of the time.
>two runs>med S>but kita fails to complete her chain anywayswhat is her problem
>>565039116Spamming is helpful???
Yowzer that last one sold for 100 racks. What was so special about it?
>>565039009No, I really wasn't. I even said yesterday I wouldn't get 1st.
>>565038458it's the opposite for me I always get my ass handed to me in the derby
>>565039115>Google it>News full of "Trial begins in Düsseldorf: Biochemist accused of killing his wife and baby with a kitchen cleaver"Not what I needed so close to going to bed, but alright.
>>565039116You are so mind controlled right now I can do anything to you. It's not amusing anymore.
>>565039116Get a trip so I can filter you and the schizo, thanks
are you gonna bake or what
Next thread will be better
>>565039215pls be in my cm13 finals
next thread will be worse
>>565026806>>565026806>>565026806
>>565039193I'm not an expert but my guess would be inherits, a good bloodline makes a good horse, also the way they walk or if the horse is ugly or has an attitude. Even pooping can swing a bid for the most schizo ones.
Next bake will be Topro
Kill all chestnuts
>>565038765I would lick her elsewhere
>>565039326kill yourself
Oh boy how is this one going to end?
>>565039116>i'm being helpful most of the timeSo you do recognize that you are also a retard at times, like when you bake garbage threads or gaslighting with made up info?
>>565038269It's the schizo spamming
which way, toreman?
>>565039438
>>565039458
someone bake a thread and do not use his dogshit one
>>565039454>>565039454>>565039454
where's our pocket janny when you need him...
>>565039116>why the seethe when i'm being helpful most of the time.You're either a narcissist attention whore or a troll, or just plain both
>>565039370>gaslighting with made up info?NTA, but which info is made up?
>>565039469>>565039490everytime
>>565039469>>565039490I KNEW it was going to happen again. Good thing I didn't bake and waited
>>565039490I'll use this one, the other one (>>565039469) has a giant reddit meme
>>565039469>>565039490bravo retards
>>565039370NTA but why is Oguri gaslighting fine but not his? hypotethically speaking of course, because he has never gaslighted anyone
>>565039272I'm gonna rape you
nfts solves the issue of baking...
>>565039557It's actually a /vm/a OC meme.
use the OG thread you fucking idiots
Don't mind if I use the remaining image slots
>>565039823>wrong numberfuck off
>>565039823no. kill yourself ntrfagthe # is wrong anyway
>>565037479Theoden... Making me sad.When I went to see The Lord of the Rings extended editions in theaters a couple of years ago Bernard Hill had just died and there was a little memorial image before each film. Great actor in a great role. I'll have to pour one out for the horse-lord come May 5th. Umamusume.
>>565040285Horse lords are on topic. Golshi was a horse lord (of some sort) in the virtual reality game
>>565040515I loved it when Grass Wonder the Greenstrode into the halls of Tracen and obliterated the Uma Lord Golshi with her arcane might
And lasto>Max limit of image replies has been reached.Whoopsies. Oyasumi
