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This one. Kill yourself xitter jeet.
>>565052173seia bred
>>565052173The bread promised to you 3000 years ago
>>565052137>2137
bing
good morning niggas
goodbing
Posting in correct thread
Fuck is going on with xitter screenshots latelySchizos?
I'm kinda anxious to finally read EX to see what all the controversy is about. Still 2 more months to go
>>565052359Its one month
>>565052346That goes without saying.
42k pyros do i pull for mitcher?
>look guys, we are a decent general!
>>565052220>>565052346Arisu Archive said nothing wrong, why are you mad about he said? Western fans are just leeches and created nothing but racist Momoi memes.
>>565052137
>>565052409it starts in one month but it doesn't actually finish until 2 months later
Recent aggie kinda sucks
>>565052359Its one month anon..
>we
I did that
Me whining in 4chan about the story actually matters guise. Some guy from Nexon is totally reading my paragraphs and is actively advocating for changes that caters to me.
>>565052428We had 6 during the sharty anni posting slowdown, good times
>>565052510>stop having discussion on the discussion board!!!Nigger
Time for pats.
>>565052431Post login streak.
Michiru is not erotic.
>45% bonus for event pointsAre you serious? What is this jew tactic of wanting me to roll? Not doing it it's a 2 week event fuck you Nexon
Neru fags are pajeet?
for events, do you generally do node 12 first until you get 15k then node 9 or 11 for their respective shop currencies to buy out the shop?
For cafe reset, let's say your studentwife visits you on cafe floor 1, but you have an invite ticket on cafe floor 2.Do you invite her on floor 2 for the extra headpat, or do you invite someone else?
>>565052585Just first hit it like I did (I'm 7.5 inches)
>>565052674Someone elseMetafagging requires many pats
>>565052585kek I only have a 15% bonus
Mitcher...
>>565052635they literally like boys so obviously
>>565052659I don't buy out the shop
>>565052346a way to shit up the thread while remaining a little on-topic, they gotta squeeze out the value of each screenshot
>>565052564good job!
Why would XitterPajeet#38239 say this!?!?!?
>>565052635>He doesn’t know that a third of /bag/ are jeetsEven worse than Aussies
Why does the event BGM kinda sound like CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE
>>565052585Should've pulled for summer arius nigga
>>565052431Stop putting words in my mouth when I haven't even said anything.I dont fucking care what drama xitter have just discuss it there you retard.
>>565052659I don't buy out the whole thing, but I often run the quest which gives both event points and both currencies, because it usually gives the most stuff in total even if marginally. Unfortunately 09 here is low evp and high shop, so you can't really run just that. But yeah I'd do 09 until like 6k of shop currencies and then spam 12
>>565052674Someone else, I have like 30 students waiting to get t2 bond gear
>>565052809I blame the other pink for not showing up. Team effort or something like that.
>>565052826Fuck I was planning on doing that today, tomorrow for sure
subscribe
>Only have 50 pulls to spare to try and luck my way into Tsukuyo or Mika and not fuck up Fes.I'm so fucked...
>>565053063
honestly 5 years later i'm still impressed at how fast /bag/ is as a general. it gets hard keeping up sometimes
>>565053063Liked, subscribed... well
>>565052829I honestly doubt there is a single indian in this thread at any point of time. No cap as the younguns would say.
>check Mitcher's channel>click link in bio>pc gets hackedThanks, you stupid racoon
Is this the same guy that randomly copy-pastes random Xitter/Reddit posts into this thread for no reason?
Shensei-dyono
>>565053098>50 pulls>lets one of his options be permanentMake way for king of the retards
Don't chimp out on the Arisu Archive tweet. He has the absolute privilege of not being part of our side of the community and he genuinely doesn't know what the fuck goes on around hereDidn't see any of you doing it, but I'd rather prevent it. I'm making a thread
>>565052951>he stays at home with his silly little fango to the mall nigga
>not subscribing>not giving a like>not rollingSimple as
Sex status?
PvPGODS, what can I do to improve? I have been hardstuck 200-350 range this PvP season and have had to get lucky to claim top 200 prize when last season I was consistently in top 100Preface, I do not have SHanako, SShiroko, Nagisa, or a built Hibiki
I pulledMicher's voice was so cute it awakened my mating instincts
yeah no way I'm rolling with the future being as stacked as it is
>>565053138They're literally everywhere, like eyelash lice.
>>565053282Where are your 3 tanks?
>>565053282Farm Miy*akoFarm EmiFarm Hibiki
>>565053282Not having Hibiki or sShiroko sucks. Best you can do is add more tanks
>came home in 2 tennersLiked. Subscribed. Married. Impregnated.
>>565053282You build Hibiki
>>565053282Battle Hoshino (dps form), 3 tanks, Magical Reisa+Dress Michiru
>>565053282>still on Shiroko terrorThanks for the free pyros, noob
I do that daily
nobody is rolling for tsukuyo...
>>565053282Find an opponent your inferior students can snipe. Since you have the coon, you probably want three tanks and your Shun for sniping the opposing Hanako, to play for the time-out victory after Hanako's been killed. Hoshino is not the right tank for this season most of the time.
>>565053282>UtahaWhere's your MReisa?>KurokoWhere's your Eimi?
>>565053367
>>565053449Nta but I'm still using my ue40 Kuroko because I have no other dps and I'm still in top100
>>565053487I didn't roll for Michiru either if it makes you feel better.
In a few years, the PS4 will be considered retro.
thanks to the coon i only have 20k pyros, can i still luckmax my way out of this?
>>565053487boobs are temporary. marriage is forever.
>>565053487>sidegrade BHoshShe's a dick roll.
>>565053541Arona, get this nigger's ass!
>>565053529And it still won't have any games.
>>565053541Of course
I'm not falling for your propaganda, Arona.
>>565053608you're describing the ps3. the ps4 had many games.
Is this safe?https://x.com/hcz_n/status/2048865474948329787
>>565053541You'll have a spark ready for bluefes. You gotta hope with all your might that you get Kei and BAris in one swing.
>>565053607i only answer to plapna
I wish I could force the devs of Fire Emblem Heroes to play Blue Archive for a month
>>565053487I would love both but I like Michi a bit more and I had to spark her. I hope she spooks me later.
>>565053487I'm partially considering spending my spark on her. But I think I'll use it on the coon to save my new stash of ligmas instead.
Is Dress Mitchers used for anything? Healer version of SShiroko sounds really good to be honest but I'm not a gameplay expert...
>>565053529Retro is a specific time period of gaming where everything looks like blocks and sprites. There's nothing on the PS4 that can even be considered """Retro"""
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>565053505is my account saved now?
>>565053550Chidori is the fastest way to the heart.
>>565053529
>>565053724sex
>>565053724She's pretty much an upgrade over S.Shiroko
>>565052137Ayo look who I caught sneaking around my house
>>565053550>boobs are temporarydid she get a double mastectomy or something?
Ninjas SUCK!
>>565053761Personally I'd replace Shun with Hoshino or Miyako. Other than that you're good.
>>565053747Age has more to do with retro than anything else.When AVGN reviewed SNES games, he was only about 15 years removed from that era, which was already considered retro then.We are now almost 15 years since the PS4 era, already 20 years since the 360/PS3/Wii era.
Chihiro, the comfiest wife.
>>565053867my cock.
>>565053879Wii and DS are retro though
>>565053836do you still like big tits when they're attached to 80 year old grannies?
>>565053779Who is this fat slut and why does she make me extremely horny all of a sudden?
>>565053919With no alt
>>565053879He's saying there has been no technological or graphical advancement since then so there's no reason to separate the era.
>>565053876Alright. I'm willing to give it a good try. Hopefully I don't wake up tomorrow in 400+ placeAfter I build my Eimi of course
>>565053934Yes.What are you, gay?
Michiro's voice is lowkey grating
>>565053934do you like small tits when they're attached to 80 year old grannies?
>>565053779But of course. If BA were released today, you'd see Wii, DS, and PS3 consoles in the GDD room.
>>565052137Pls toot me to get at least one before the spark
>>565054025updoke
>>565054025
Kivotos...
>muh key sexo
>>565054025You will fail
>>565054025show pyro
I like the event theme but it has a moment that sounds like my phone's notification and it forces my lizard brain to change focus
>>565054164You can tell they’re broke when the screenshot is cropped.
>>565053976>He's saying there has been no technological or graphical advancement since But that's wrong. Nowadays we have capabilities like VR, framegen/DLSS, raytracing, etc., the sort of stuff older gens could only dream about having.
>>565053991That is much better. You probably want Shun over Iori if the enemy has sHanako, but in some formations Iori can get the job done with lucky splash. Remember, your win condition is having more HP left on time-out, and tanking 50 hoses from Hanako makes that a little difficult.
What's your most spooked student? Mine is Rumi, I started around Steam and I've gotten her 6 times
>>565053495Hoshino is still pretty good though Yuuka is the absolute monster in my experience.
>>565053529>>565053879>>565053931The word for something 20+ years old is "vintage". Retro just means a new product that looks and/or function like an old, usually vintage, thing.
Whoops, >>565054009 was meant for >>565053931
>>565054206> VRAn extremely small and niche market> framegen/DLSS, raytracingReally, nigger?
>>565054293About 7-8 times
Me? 18k
which students aren't for (you)?
>>565054206And yet it all looks worse than crysis (2007)
>>565054305Retro also means the old thing in itself. An actual ps2 from 2002 is also retro.
>>565054086that should have been me!!!
bing bing wahoo
>>565054386Thats not fair, crysis used lost technology that none of us have access to anymore
>>565053541You only need 2 rolls for fes.
>>565053991Please fill out this form before claiming your top 100 pyros
Obsessed with the new Yung Lean music videoWhich students would like Yung Lean? I wanted to say Misaki, but Misaki actually suffered. It would have to be someone who takes on suffering mostly as an aesthetic
>>565054245I would like to do that, but my Shun is honestly built like shit and I only ever utilized her initial ex meter boost. Is 3 star Shun worth using over Iori in that regard? I also just blew all my stuff on raising Eimi to a somewhat usable level so I'm strapped for resources if I need to make her better
>>565054326What, am I supposed to pretend raytracing looks bad now?
Why are annos hating on Michiru's voice? She's cute...
>>565054473I don't know the new kids I only know eminem
What does it mean if I don't think Shun is sexy?
>>565054393No it fucking doesn't. "re" means again
bweeh
>>565054513>Izumimoto>More IzumiI agree
So whats the stage to sweep?
>>565054652retard
>>565054473>Yung LeanNigga it's not 2016 anymore
>>565054619i want to look down the top of her dress
>>565054072Thanks>>565054085>>565054140Don't be mean>>565054164That's just a recipe to get even more fail wishes my wayAs always, I had to trick the desire sensor. I got Hanae spook and sKanna spook, and that's it. Time to kill 1200 ligma
>>565054608Wiktionary says it means back, behind in the original latin.
>>565054473i havent listened to him in like 12 yearsa bunch of his stuff is still stuck in my head but hm... i could see maki jamming out to that while staying up at 3am playing vidya
>>565054608Words have intended meaning beyond what's written on the tin. This is like getting mad that a horseshoe crab is neither a horseshoe nor a crab.pic related, a horseshoe crab
mari should say "nya~" after every sentence
>>565054694
>>565054712The point is the PS2 from 2002 is vintage, not retro.
>>565054789holy SEXO
>>565054791It's both
>>565052431stay mads chud
>>565054752made for sensei dick
Care to explain, Sensei?
>>565053991>After I build my Eimi of courseAnd get to work on her bond gear asap.
>>565054882I just want to make sure they're clean
...you can farm Eimi?
Fun event
>>565054882I'm interested in my students' vaginas.
>>565054864is there a new PS2 console made recently?
>>565054930I hate this stupid retard
I'm interesting in my students' bathing habits.
>>565054934yes and once you redeem her you can do whatever you want to her fat body
I'm interested in Arisu's vaginal fluids
>>565054585Protect that smile
>>565054943Thank you for the valuable input. I'll forward it to the development team.
damage report? second time I'm dickpulling this month but michiruchi's voice was too cute and I felt the urge...don't fucking ask about my pyros
>>565054957something being made recently has nothing to do with it the way you're thinking
stop. these girls are childs
>>565055008arisu's fluids must taste delightful
Does the GA ticket come at reset or later in the day?
>>565055095in 7 hours
>>565055062Hasumi has been weighing on my mind and now my neck hurts
>>565054934In a technical sense yes because her elephs can be purchased monthly from the jfd shop.
>>565055095Midnight eastern asia time
>>565055059I say you look up the definitions of retro and vintage.
>>565055073... out of 10!
Why are Asians so racist against tall women?
>>565055201it's women who are racist against women
>>565055201Because the men are shorter, and nobody wants a girl bigger than them.
this event music sucks
>>565055201Shrimp dick asians are insecure
>>565055257post your music
>>565055201Woman convince man that tall woman are bad
>>565054957I was at some shindig recently and some chick born in like 2005 was loudly declaring she had an Xbox 360. It's definitely retro, and has that retro chic by now
>>565055201The same reason whities avoid blacks. They're too different
>>565055073More like feral beast with only one thing on their mind.
>>565055269says the virgin
>>565055201isn't she supposed to be a donkey? why is she huge
I like them big.
>>565055320She's a rabbit bro...
>>565055319Just say that tall women scare you
>>565055250I like a big bitch.
>>565055354only when their clothes are still on
>>565055375If you're 5'11 or shorter you don't really have a choice here
why is sensei like this
>>565055275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4
>>565055352Those are donkey ears
>>565055347I want to climb that tree
Must pull?https://x.com/i/status/2049012364318810400
>>565055257How about you pull the dicks out of your ears so you can hear it better faggot.
>>565054964Hidoi...
>>565055436she's a rabbonkey bro...
>>565055457>male bannerI would drop the game
I have a theory that tall women like tall men more than regular height women doBecause they're not looked down at by men as often so they're not used to the feeling and it makes their stupid vaginas tingle harder
GUH
>>565055457>Male studentew brother ew
>>565055352proof???
>>565055436
Is the Mitcher actually worth rolling forShe doesn't seem that great unless I'm missing something
>>565055436Some of you live an uninformed life and it shows. She's a lop rabbit.
>male>eww maleYOU WOULD ALL ROLL FOR BLACK SUIT DON'T EVEN PLAY
>>565055073that’s what makes it good
>>565055347You're the cutests thang that I ever did seee, I really love your peaches I wanna shake your tree
What are some low cortisol students?
>>565055561I hate people like you the most
Is the tree worth it or should I stop?
the bigger the girls, the droopy the ears
Give me the high colesterol students
>>565055632I'd save
>>565055630I'm sure you do, John Nexon
>>565055495I have a theory that im gay, like im not sure if I am fully... But I like men and I just finished jerking off to THAT Izuna doujinshi again. Yet I haven't dated a man before, so I cant be gay.
>>565055630KonokaIchikaFubukiNiyaSeiaNatsu
>>565055643
>>565055639That's a man
>>565055579Black Suit is a grown ass man
post Maki
>>565055561Nah she's skipcore like sShiroko
Yes you are fucking gay.
>>565055816this is gay
>>565055780That's exactly why I'm asking, because she doesn't seem all that different and I have no idea if there's any content where she's somehow a much better pick than SShiroko or not.
>>565055709This doujin?https://exhentai.org/g/3729427/6e8667e356/I think you just like feminine boysI find it funny a wakamofag is also shota enjoyer
>>565055729Why are there so many male cosplayers
Midokuni said that sShiroko is not that great so it's safe to assume that dMichiru can be skipped as well
>>565055816People who put fat tits on girls who have small tits or are flat should be executed by the state.
>>565055861if you check yuzutrends you’ll see her usage is pretty low, while siroc remains fairly high
>>565055861Just bee yourself. Doesn't hurt to get her though. With torment for plat becoming the regular on NA she's real nice to have for your body throwing team.
>>565055861Shiroko serves two roles, speedrun fuel and and def down. Most raids where she was used only utilized the formerMichiru does speedrun fuel (a bit stronger than Shiroko) and good healing. Any raid which does not need defdown, you can save a potential healer slot on higher difficulties with Michiru.
This creature has perhaps the cutest voice I've ever heard in my life. It's only rivaled by Shizuko. I want to squeeze her cheeks so much everytime I hear it and want to hug her so tightly and kiss her head over and over. My world becomes brighter when I hear it
>>565055865If its the Akagai one yes, another good one is the ones made by "kyou no gohan" but it's not homo.
fuck bazoos
>>565055816That's just Kaho
>>565055901* unless it's an aged up version, then it's allowed
Blue Archive but it's e-sports
>>565055569okay, then why is she bigger than Michiru who is a coon?
>>565056072we already have divegrass at home
Why is Ichika so awkward when she's texting?
>texting young girlsOh no no no no
>>565055915>>565055985>>565055992I guess I might as well get her, then, since I like having a healer around. Thanks, anons.
Iroha is literally the perfect woman
I want to sexually abuse Aris
>>565055861She's Iwak but attack instead of crit, healing instead of def down.PVE - barely used but like >>565055992 said she can be used. PVP - warlord in the current meta, remains to be seen if that will carry over to next season
fuck. spamming spacebar has its flaws
>>565056095Nigga I don't know. Ask her original concept when we find out the truth behind Kivotos and everyone goes mask off.
>>565056185Napping on Ichika's tummy
>>565056218I didn't say you should roll. Never roll for permanents. I just said she's okay at what she does.
>>565056095Third year in Kivotos are all midgetExcept for Makoto of course
>>565044602Kimchis would blow a gasket if it was yakiniku because bulgogi is a point of pride and yakiniku was supposedly a japanized deriative originally.The funny thing about this skill is that every language is localized to local grilling style. Gl ought to be something like t-bone steak day, that'd be funny.>오늘은 불고기다! >今日は焼肉よ! >วันนี้ต้องกินเนื้อย่าง! >今天吃燒肉唷! >Bulgogi Day!
>>565056185With so many of my students texting me "Ack," I think the bar is kind of low
>>565056213feminists should be put in jail for taking this joy away from me
>>565056185Because she's more vulnerable. It's a reverse of what happens once she gets you alone.
>>563769413>>565044598>>565046924Why do you retards keep on saying this when interviews (plural) say the exact opposite?
>>565056282see, this is why her being a donkey makes more sense and besides there are no mentions of her relating to a rabbit
>>565055250I'm nobody?
>>565056286Immense need
>>565056307>Never roll for permanents>sShiroko>KisakiNever listen to the brickGOD
>>565056403There are. Her valentine chocolate description.
Don't forget to hydrate.
>>565056387>translate from: ChineseCool
>>565056319Is it really that important? They're already playing one of the most weeaboo games out there anyway. Doesn't feel that much of a leap to just call it yakiniku instead of bulgogi. I don't understand east asian race relations
>>565056307That's OK, I still have enough to spark all the upcoming limiteds, I'm just a very stingy fuck
>>565056504Newfag.ww w.4gamers.com. tw/news/detail/61517/blue-archive-2023-producer-interview
It's not worth farming for the stones, right? You do get the artifact chance, but idk if that makes up for the bad price. This is with max bonus. The reports also are worse than 2x even with max bonus.
>>565056403Normally I'd hit someone as dumb as you but you're really not worth it.
>>565056441Nta but you can't really put Kisaki on the same level as dMichiru
>>565056387Does it matter anyway when the setting is pretty much America
>>565056546If you don't have a dire immediate need hell no. Credit commissions will get buffed by more than double in 4 months.
Have sex with small children.
>>565056546Nah never buy either from event shop unless your stock is almost empty
>>565056550I'm not putting them on the same level I'm merel y stating facts.
>>565056598Only millennium is American. You can hardly call Kivotos cityscapes to be American
>>565056606check him pc
>>565056319lol took me a while to understand bulgogi was an actual word and not someone just making some weird joke with Otogi’s name
>>565056659Sensei?
M.Reisa + D.Micher or Hibiki + D.Mitcher for PVP?My Strikers are Eimi, Tsubaki, Achuko and S.Hanako
>>565056263Why the fuck is shiroko called iwak by the chinese?
>>565056637Millennium is New York or so on, Highlander is the south, shanhaijing is Chinatown, you get the gist. I was half meming but Millennium and Highlander are America, and the setting has a bunch of different places obviously supposed to be different countries, so it wouldn’t be odd for them to have a bunch of different types of food with differing names
>>565056637>millennium is Americanmost students have modern german guns
>>565056606I don't think you're allowed to say that?
>>565056742>iwak by the chineseThe nickname came from the pinoy
I pulled the cute coon, my iwak is ue30, can I replace her with ue30 Michelle for this season or is it not much of a difference?
>>565056742That's a singlish word
>>565056545>twthat's china
>>565056824>>565056824it's a fucking indog meme, retard
>>565056854Replace and use her with mReisa
>>565056796The most important part about millennium is that they're technologically advanced compared to everyone else, basically the leader in science, math and technology. That maps to America more than it does Germany.
Have sex with childs
>>565056796Have you seen Neru and Rio’s guns? And it has the most western names by far with Eimi, Noa, Neru, and Alice, which would be most likely to be America. I especially don’t think I’ve heard of Nell from many places other than America.
>>565056824I thought it was Indonesian
>>565056742some indonesian meme I think, it's for sShiroko because she catches fish and iwak means fish or something in their language
>>565056742>>565056824For the record, I'm white. I just copied the iwak name because it's shorter and cute.
>>565056902It’s from Brazil ain’t it?
>>565056921Guh
>>565057008I see. Fucking pinoys.
im ready for weekend now
>>565057057Indonesia is Asian Brazil
>>565056919>>565056923Highlander is America
>>565056505Yakiniku literally just translates to grilled meat, and derives from Korean BBQ anyway. It'd be like calling a sabre a "katana" because that's what it'd translate to in Japanese.
>>565057121>America>trainsgood one
>>565057051delish
>>565056918Where the hell am I getting cost recovery from then?
>>565055250I'm a 168cm manlet and i want a Tsukuyo GF.
Roll roll rollhttps://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/04/runaway
>>565057121Highlander and Millennium both are, but different aspects of it. There’s a lot you could do with America and I can see why they’d split the technology and Wild West themes.
>>565057121>>565057157>this shit againGet new material
>>565057185Sensei...please fucking actually read dMichirus kit. You're using her with mReisa
Gehenna is indian
>>565057008for another record, the japs also call her fish girlswordfish girl to be specific
>>565057036>subtitles say first time>sentence literally starts with 2回explain
>>565057217retard
>>565056736Reisa+Michiru
>>565057214!
>>565056923These are not American names. Pocahontas and Ahuitzotl are American names.
>>565057261proof?
>>565057279You a pokemon or something?
Highlander is American because Hikari speaks random English
>>565057276Word order in japanese and english is different. The English puts the second part of the sentence, which is not displayed on the screen now, as the first part.
>I have 2 fewer sparks than I should because the dick has been influencing the brain too much latelystudents for this feel?
>>565057279Actual stupid bitch
Shupogakis are also wearing union soldier uniforms.
>>565057297chibisex
SRT is American because they are uncultured hobos
>>565057351I speak random english words too but I'll never be mistaken for an american
https://x.com/prprKIRIN/status/1931285098315579879flapping small breasts are hot
>>565057276He translated whole thing as first time having two birthday parties
I haven’t read any posts. I just came here to post Hanako.
>>565057297official chibisexo...
>>565057346KEK
>>565057379cry more
>>565057395We know, pajeet.
>>565057261Gehenna is America actually based on the game
?
>>565057397no one can ever get Kayoko's tits right
>>565057412HanakoGODS always putting us in our place
none of the students are fat enough to be american
>>565057465Why did they do it?
>>565057245but my Nagisa that I even bothered to UE40…
>>565057507wrong
Imagine going on a date with Rinners
>>565057507Your mom sure is
>>565057507
Im still waiting for my date with Aoi
>UK obesity ratesTrinity already has the fatty representation.
>>565057507Japanese can be fat too. Deliciously fat.
>>565057585my mom isn't a student, retard
>>565057593this is the perfect body type btw
>>565057613are you sure
Is it worth farming more than 15k event points?
Date with Momoka
Should they focus more on alts this year, or on releasing new students?
>>565057678yeah, the ramen is pretty decent for ligma farm.
not a good look bros...
Do you people actually want an American school? Because then all the students would end up looking like picrel.
>>565057741Chihiro alt
>>565057471I like the idea that after a lengthy stimulation her breasts became slightly bigger. big enough to flap when being pounded
>>565057713the thought of going to school at a place like this genuinely breaks my mindwe really don't know how lucky we are
>>565057678yes dump all of your AP on it and pvp refresh it's a great ligma farm
>>565057358
>>565057741What do you mean focus?We'll get 2 Odyssey events with associated banners and some alts elsewhere.
>>565057776she smells
>>565057741Alts, especially for Iroha.
>>565057859
>>565057874how do you even give a TS an alt?
>>565057767site link?
>I'm beaten for watching my ninja wives changeI suppose it is my fault in some way...
>>565057381But those outfits are a train conductor's uniform?
>>565057941https://qwertyaz111.github.io/kabedon-floor-simulator/
>>565057859Japs don't smell
>>565057993you're replying to a mentally ill person, you can't reason with them.
>>565057940same way they did for sena
>>565057940Different TS or some kind of striker alt I suppose. Her ex could be commanding the other tanks to fire or something, or having something else. I wonder if Iroha and Ibuki will have a combo EX again.
>>565058017Explain Ui
>>565057767She calls me her big little man
>>565058032I see.
>>565058017yes they do. the whole "asians don't have BO" thing is completely made up.
>>565057940Bro your Sena?Bro your sAyane?Bro your bHimari?No student is limited to purely TS.
>>565058029>vulgar display of power?
>>565057767g-guh
>>565058017You have never been to comiket
>>565058064>>565058071>>565058142Iroha is literally nothing without her tank
>>565058296she is literally nothing even with her tank
>>565053608This is a dead meme that was never even close to being true.
>>565057767Nice of Tsukuyo to help you with pushups
>>565057993explain their guns
Aru is nothing without her horns
>>565058321actually it was and still is true
>>565058296Incorrect, she’s the best girl in Kivotos, the cutest, the loveliest, and the fluffiest.
https://x.com/i/status/2048725433714393218Stop being racist, you fucking niggers.
>>565058395she is none of those things
>>565058350Never said anything about the guns or the US connection.
>>565058296>Have her be a striker that calls the tank in for her EX>Have her as a special with the tank dropping out of a blimpWow problem solved. Just show it in the Ex animation if needed.
>>565058420You must be blind and gay then
The guns? Imported
>>565058395her tank is more attractive
>>565058350The strongest mob
>>565058496I would rather be blind and gay than an Ir*ha fan
>>565058526Toramaru is cool but Iroha is even cooler
Her alt is all but confirmed already, yall can stop begging now
>Trying to clear event stages>Keep being ambushed by Erotic Tanuki noisesCruel challenge!
>>565058354Can't remember where I have seen this same pattern of horns coming out from the eye sockets. Maybe Agony? Or was it a manga?
They fucking never give useful gifts man
>>565058592I could tell!
>>565058592>I would rather be blind and gayBoy, do I have good news for (you)
She doesn't actually say iwak in game?
>>565058630>OHHHH!>oooooh~
>>565058717she does if you play her ex sound backwards
>>565058686>10 cakes aren't enough for himfatfuck
>>565058517delish
>>565058617I am ready
>>565058768I love passionate creations for not-so-popular characters like this, they have soul
coom in doomrope in hope
>>565058686idk, I think they're fine personally
>>565057346I am stealing this one.
>>565058768>gets shotkek, I LOVE YOU KAN
>>565058717I thought that meme originated from Hina saying いいわ and those pagpag eaters heard it as iwak
I am happy cuz they are giving my cute ninjas more screentime.so good...
Guh! Wrong dress!
>>565058891My stupid dumbass evil studentwife that I love
>>565058828>Kanoe>not-so-popular characterin BA she's on the low-upper end
This is so fucking pathetic
>>565059050nah
>>565056319It's translated as BBQ in the story btw
>nobody posts their rollsThe coon flopped
>>565059113I just rolled for a healer. I don't need another.
>>565059113I did already
>>565059113You flopped.
>>565059113I ONLY HAVE 12K I CAN'T!I will prob just buy the event related pyro since I need it for fest....
>>565059113Where's yours
>>565059157Photoshopped>>565059183It could literally be anyone from previous banners
Micher hates adults like us the most
>>565058874What should've been...
>>565059113I don't particularly like Micher more than other students and I'm exclusively a dickroller.
>>565059113Could you not use that word? That's a slur in some parts of the world.
>>565059336>New cSena>Dupe sShiroko, Miyako, Mimori and sSerina from guarantee ticketExpensive wife! Not that upset since it makes rolling when Izuna is added an easier choice since rabbit is still there.
>>565059426>I'm exclusively a dickroller.>doesn't roll for sexy raccoon wifebwo...
>>565059113A coon?!
>50k gemsI must resist...
>>565059509nothing sexy about her though, especially that awful voice of hers
>>565059559No resisting! Erotic Tanuki wife!
>>565059113Got her in 2 tenners. Didn't take a pic, just went straight to the wedding sex. Forgib
she looks like she is wearing a fucking naptkin
Yucky status?
>>565059573what? her voice is adorable
>>565059637sorry bro, pics or it didn't happen
I bought coonkoin
>naptkin
>>565059685you need to visit an ENT
>>565059685Are you into cheese-grating steel beams ASMR by any chance?
>>565059751you forgot your Midori pic
/bag/ rollled for this
I rolled for this
>>565059781>>565059783I really don't get it. I hate high-pitched annoying voices, like Reisa's for example just pisses me off and legitimately gives me a headache, but I think Michiru's is cute as hell. I just want to squish her cheeks.
>>565059884Best voice! Most Erotic!ASMR soon, believe it!
whose dupe will it be?
Thank you Arona, I must skip the rabbit though
I'm 2h into my shift and I already want to blow my shit smoove off. Solidworks is a nigger Blue Archive
>>565060027S.Miyako
>>565060038Merry Christmas!
I hate everything in existenceif it exists I hate it
>>565059824Of course
>>565060168i want to cum down the top of her dress
>>565060102Even black people?
>>565060027Kaede
how much do commissions typically cost?
Im falling for the Kurumi propaganda bros...
>>565060237like 30-40AP or something
I missed doing the Russian memory game and didn't spend all my shop tokens because as I sat down to do it this morning my dog had an actual seizure and I had to rush her to the vet and then I had to rush to work and it was only when I had a small moment to pat my students I saw the new event and got the message telling me I fucked up.Pat your dog and tell them you love them because one day they'll get old and have scary health issues randomly.
>>565059734Belieb
>>565060321Advantage of Erotic Fluffy Tail!Also cute voice.
Karin goes to Schale and finds this on Sensei's desk
>>565060058>>565060232it was a new student! I'm like 4/4 for new students from random guaranteed tickets recently
Had a nightmare abut them raising the level cap, lads.
>>565060435
Sex with Michael
>>565060425Using it to educate Momoi.
How is Kei so pretty?
>>565060451I wish for it to happen. I want oldfags to tremble in fear
>>565060435Grats, she has a great l2d.Think I'm 50/50 when it comes to tickets on either a student I really wanted or a shop one.
Isn't there a web event going on?Where do you even click in this game to find those?
>>565060451>>565060531Why is that good/bad?
>>565060435I don't know why they don't just make it guaranteed to be a student you don't own already. Wouldn't they make a ton more money?
>>565059945She's 11...
>>565060507I prefer Michiru (ojou)
>>565060710out of ten!
When is the Aoba event slated to return?
The Mitch at 120Pretty good
>>565060521white hair makes anime girls beautiful for some reason
>>565060507>>565060716/vn/ hoshinos go back
>>565060716unc... do you expect anyone to even know what that is?
>>565059884Schizos trying to punch down on anyone that's different, pay it no mind.
>>565060507I stopped playing when I had sex with Amane by mistake. I just wanted to be nice but then what the fuck I was raped. Perchance
>>565060531>>565060586I'm a dick-spender, I use mats on every useless student. Constantly broke on every resource.It would punish me, not hoarding holdfags
>>565060716Still waiting for her After Route.......
Suou is the coolestou
firestarter
I skipped
>>565061062How do I make it stop? I don't want to like big breasts but my animal instincts tell me to
>>565060521The eye shape
>>565061091More like eskipped
Gokigenyou!
>>565061091*mexican guy voice* i'm so essaited for maimomoi...
>>565061372
>2 cost healer with swimsuit shiroko skillshe's not limited, right
>>565061430she's permanent
>purple on my last chance at free elephs>sMoe's stupid useless grin stares at meANGER
>>565059884I'm not a huge fan of Michiru's but I love Shizuko's. When they talk quiet both sound pretty natural but then when they talk louder it's just what is your favorite brand of ear destruction. I would say Shizuko's sounds less strained, like the VA has less of an issue getting the right tone.While I don't mind either I think you're crazy if you can't see how people wouldn't like them.
>>565059113Raped by a raccoon and a fat rabbit. My lucky streak has ended.
>>565061562I rolled for her and pumped her full of a minor amount of ligma. She's still pretty useless except for that 1 jfd.Enjoy.
>>565060716wtf I had no idea she voiced her too, it's been so long since I read majikoi
Remember that current Nagisa is not a schizo anymore
Honoraburu shensei
>>565061562>free elephsBut you're using your pyros?
>>565060435Who the fuck is this
>>565062137Yeah, I thought that you didn't get them if you hit 200. Did they change that, or was it always the case? I haven't hit 200 in quite a while.
>>565062207Chari Kakuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar2DTeBxI6M
>>565062239Pretty sure it has always been the case
>>565061712Where the fuck is the soundpost?
goddamn coon playing hard to getthough I'm more upset about ZERO FUCKING SPOOKS fucking 4 dupes including 2 bunny Asunas and that's itthat's some bullshit
>>565062363You can't handle the soundpost
>15 archived events to read before starting volume fi mean i will get to them eventually butis the payoff really worth itthat's also a lot of AP... and i really wanna get caught up to EX before the conclusion of it
>>565062507Only the ninja event is worth reading because otherwise you don't see them at all before vol F
>>565062465I refreshed my tab because I thought the video player bugged out, you essentially blueballed me of my asmr
>>565062507EX is still a few weeks away you have time
>>565058406Never
>>565062007She wasn't in V6 and Tea Party summer.She was back to being pretty fucking schizo in the recent RW event, though I guess that's still a massive stpe down since it gets talked out at the end.
Who the FUCK has been using all of these? Koharu, Rabu, Chise: explain yourselves.
>>565062507Nigga I don't even read my momos and I get free pyros from thoseI ain't touching the archives
>>565061062How will the writers redeem Suou after being shitted on so badly for the sake of Hoshinowanking back in in V1C3
>>565061372Fina, the younger sister of blonde prez...
>>565060536I almost dickrolled her the first time her banner came around because her outfit is amazing, so I'm pretty happy. >>565060653there's no way they'd sell that at the same price, this was a guaranteed ticket + 15 gifts + some mats for barely over $15, if it was guaranteed unowned it would probably be barely less than a selector
>>565062507see >>560265176
>>565062692
I wanna make a soundpost, how do I make sure the video is the same length as audio?
>>565062507>>565062574I'd also say the Valentine's event and/or Abydos summer is worth reading, those and the ninja event hadn't released as recaps when I went through vol f and the ninja chapter as you said didn't make sense and also having not seen wakamo since the prologue was kind of weird
>>565062952You can't really read the valentine event until like level 70 at least
>>565062408At least you got both.I had to spark her and only got a cSena for my troubles.>>565062507It'll vary depending on the events. Unconcealed is pretty fundamental since otherwise you have absolutely no frame of reference for the payoff the event gets later in EX and iirc Unconcealed benefits from having done the Izuna event, otherwise she's showing up clearly having worked with Sensei before. It's obviously not rocket science to figure out the dynamics, but it's clear you've missed something if you do Unconcealed without the prior Izuna event.There's smaller things like Aru's momos that have one of my favorite references in the game.There's not much that will seriously cripple your enjoyment of EX if you really want to get it done, but there's a lot of small things that build on you knowing the students more or older events.
>>565052574*crickets*
>>565062574You don't see anyone from redwinter, or shanhaijing, or hyakki.
>>565063120The ninjas are arguably the most important out of those 3, it's not as easy to skip their event unlike Red Winter's
She is mine
Do your ramen dailies.
>>565063269It's been 5 years and we still don't know what the fuck she is
>>565063236I'll spoiler to avoid fucking him over but cherino being part of the boss rush is a really cool moment
>>565063343??? She's an angel elf, what is so confusing about it???
which of the bonus students are worth leveling up so I can actually clear the stage?
>>565063445just be yourself
>>565063409>angel>elfbut those are polar oposites?
>>565063445DTsukuyo, Izuna, Ibuki, Hime
>>565062875I'd use a video editor like so. You can add audio and video separately and then make it start/end on the exact millisecond you want. Then you can also export it separately or combined.
>>565063445AtsukoYellow TreeIzunaKaho/Ibuki
>>565063445Achuko
>>565063445Use your supports for damage and triple tank
Man Tsukuyo is fucking adorable in the event.It's taking an awful lot of self control not to double spark, but that'd be absolutely retarded since I'll be rolling for Izuna on the re-run anyway, and there's a lot of fes' to get spooked between now and then.>>565063120The difference is I don't think anything is directly referenced in the other events.Ibuki asking Makoto to drop a tank into Hyakki to save the ninjas is a pretty direct and heartwarming payoff to unconcealed and was clearly meant to be something given it gets a CG and the ninja plushes continue to be used around Ibuki going forward. Maybe I'm being forgetful, but I don't remember anything from the other 3 mentioned getting something like that.>>565063445Ibuki, Tsukuyo and Atsuko have some niche uses - imagine dTsukuyo is in the same camp.Problem will be none of those deal damage, could get Izuna up to have something.You can usually get by with them being pretty low level though, I have a load of students at lvl 45-60 with garbag gear / talent investment that have been able to scrape through stages.
>>565063553I ended up using a gif editor that can export to webm and doing it frame by frame lol
Should I do the original ninja event story before this one? I never did it back in the day.
>>565063774100% absolutely, anon. Not even a question.
>>565063774
>>565063641I'm falling in love
>>565054009This room stinks
>>565063774>this goofy fuck isn't caught up on everything
>Mitch in 40 Today is a good day
>>565063961Sorry. I was fucking Midori all last night.
>>565063774Unconcealed is still my favorite event, as good as recent ones have been, largely for the foundations it lays for future things to build on.There's maybe an archived event more important by now, but I sure as fuck can't think of one.Go read it.
wtf /bag/ loves Michiru after all? Better make sure to like and subscribe!
>Sensei not saying anything while everyone changes clothesWhat am I doing!
More like Overrated Heart
>>565064185Not revealing your position to enjoy it longer
>>565064157>make sure to like and subscribe!Not doing that
I forgot what michiru sounded like until I opened the event screen...
>>565064185Showing them how a true ninja infiltrates.
>>565063774No. Everything about it is outdated. The phasing, the writing and the characters.
>>565064236
>>565063962I know nothing about Misuzu besides what I've seen posted here from other senseis, I absolutely adore her design and can't wait to see her in global
>>565064343I will not subscribe to shitty conspiracy channel.
>>565064058I got confused before I realized you were talking about Unconcealed Heart instead of Unconcealed Path.
>>565063962>boob belt
Only 10 slots for memo lobbies... is not enough...I don't want to choose... I don't want to remove...
>>565064503They should make a student with a goth aesthetic and a belt dress
>>565064559Okay Nomura
Due to my retarded choice of sparking a wildhunt char just to unlock the lesson school I now have to suffer missing wedding michiru and quite possibly not be able to spark bluefes, how do I fix this without spending a dime
>>565064541Yeah it was 5 slots when there were 50 students, now there are over 200 and it's still just 10.
>>565064541I still wish there was a shuffle option.
>>565064537Stop acting so innocent, we're supposed to hate you!!!!!!!
>>565064620You can spend more than a dime instead!
>>565064620The last event from Wild Hunt was a gazillion years ago.If you couldn't save up a spark just for Michiru then it's literally your fault.
>>565064620Retard
>>565063962HER BREASTS ARE NOT THAT BIG
>>565064827
Kek. Irony aside, I think racist Momoi is lazy as a meme.
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>>565064620>without spending a dimeyou are well past that
he's trying it again
Knowing Niya I'm 100% sure she knowns that Izuna is the true monster of the team but decides to bring the other 2 along as package deal
Mitcher is... easy?
>open event>SHENS->close event
>>565064969Izuna does ninja shit through sheer obsession. I'd be a bit impressed or maybe scared.
ban guns
>>565064746Was it at least for Miyo?
>>565064949>>565064963PLEASE SAAAAAR PLEASE GIVE ME REPLIES
>Twitter reposts(-)>>565064541Honestly the QOL change I want most alongside victory animations for specials.There are so many good ones I'd take full random if they can't be bothered to add more slots.>>565064969Niya has been repeatedly using the ninjutsu club for one reason or another, she knows what they're capable of by now.The amusing thing is Michiru's opinion of Niya when they were both presumably classmates since they're 3rd years.
who I do use on defense now? communist dog and mitchers or mreisa and mitchers? not sure if there's a point of double healerthe former works really well on attack for now, went 4/5 today
>>565065179>idwin[sound=https_3A_2F_2Ffiles.catbox.moe_2F5krvan.mp3].webmidwin[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F5krvan.mp3].webm
>>565065042European Student Council President...
>>565064541i really want a jukebox option for memorial lobbiesi really love some of them but they have music that i really would rather change
>>565064969They're a team, and work best together. Izuna does rely on them. That said, I think the Mouryou side story already showed Niya employing Izuna for a solo glowie mission
MOTHERF->>565065320I missed the last _
>>565054882Thats when you pin her against the wall
What the fuck man she is not THAT big
Man the event lobby music makes me think of gigachad music. Are our ninjas secretly gigastacys?
>>565065468It just reminds me of Mortal Kombat for whatever reason.
is dress michiru meta? I only roll for meta.
>>565065440
>>565065510Then you should already know what meta is or isn't.
>Summer Nagisa says she will drink a cup of coffeeTeacucks btfo
>>565065535FUCKING MINE IS TALLER THAN ME????
Do you think Arona knows when i poke the charging port with my finger
>>565058750He mains Akari
Even nips know yostar fucked up..
Erotic Tanuki too pure...
>>565063545>>565063574>>565063590>>565063621>>565063641Izuna at 80 and doing the investment into dMitchers I was going to do anyway was more than enough
I still don't really know what Stella sora is
>>565065626My fuarkin hero
Sora lost
>>565065696THE BA KILLER
>>565065440she's asian, tall asians are rare, tall busty asians are non existent.
guh, phew
>>565065737*metal pipe sound*
>>565065763>vampire survivors but gachahonestly surprised it didn't exist soonerthey should add a Vampire Survivors mode to Blue Archive for some event
>>565065626>Shuro reads her cringe fanficition>the entire cast and reader instantly loses all thought of her as a villain
>>565065931There was a web minigame
>>565065898She tanked that
i don't think i can handle logging in right now the allure of Mitcher marriage is too great...
Good morning fellow white men
>read dMichirus momo>walk away with a ring on my fingerIn the end I couldn't beat the manwhore allegations. Guess it's time to tell my studentwife I married another student. Again. For the 20th time.
>>565065501which mortal kombat?
>>565065440yeah she isat that height you’d be lucky to have more than a couple of rags to pick from in your average store
>>565065440>>565065535>her gimmick is that she's abnormally tall and it makes her life difficult and people are weirded out by it>she's 5'8"
Imagine if BA girls came to our world and you had to explain to them what a school shooting is
>>565066090Good morning
Can we have a gookako thread for once?
>>565066142I or 2 I guess. Those are the only ones I really played other than picking up 9 for the nostalgia.Just reminds me of the "Asian thematics interpreted through a completely alien lense" vibe MK had, which I guess is a weird thing to say about a Korean creation.I guess it's what I feel MK would sound like if it had went down a different music path than techno.
>>565066239retard
Jumby my beloved...
>>565066110Your fault
>>565066110THE WHORE OF KIVOTOS
>>565065931We had a Kisaki survivors web event. It was fun.
>>565066385It's not his fault man, he never seen a woman irl
Today it could be Kaya's birthdate and we wouldn't know
>>565066385why do they get so angry about manlets then? they're not even that tall either
>>565066520I look forward to the minigame box with EX now that I have a nice tablet.
>>565066541If Kaya becomes my birthday girl I'll raise her to bond 50
the SUPER GIANT BUNNY is actually the same height as Makoto's golden statues or Cherino's statues which are all thought to be hilariously oversized
so which event resource was I supposed to farm
>>565066551Women are retarded
>Cat insisting on how he NEEDS someone who's 5'11, do we have ANYONE explicitly THAT exact height>w-wait a minute, that rabbit!I'm not certain if this is supposed to be a comedic beat but it gets a chuckle.
>>565066679this one obviously
>>565066679>he isn't already at 15k event pointsngmi
>>565066781I was told I should save idoru stamina to get a shit ton of ligma. Where's the ligma?
There's a channel of a guy making his own BA plushieshttps://x.com/Himari_Bg7OVE
>>565066679Same as always>take all the gifts>stock up on event points>clean whatever you need
>>565066527that and the inability to read, given that the global version of the game outright states their height in burger units and Tsukuyo’s is 5’11’or the more likely case that’s it’s the same guy as usual who likes to pretend to not understand statistics so he can boast about his height
>>565066824it's not listed in the rewards but you get it extra when you do stages that give the most of this resource
>>565066917>>565066917>>565066917
>>565066913>>565066913>>565066913
>>565066824Event points
>>565066906Oh. Which stage is that? I didn't touch any of them yet, I'm gonna do it later when my regular stamina recovers
>>565066920>>565066921cartel
>>565066723It's the golden ratio of beauty. It's tall enough to keep proportionate, the joke is that Tsukuyo isn't attractive in her school uniform but has potential
>>565064969She quite literally hired them there because of their natural flowing team effortMichiru's created the diversion, while Izuna moved for the shadow strike, while Tsukuyo provided cover and protection
>>565066921>>565066920
>>565066929Event points -> tickets -> bowls of food that contain eligma.
>>565066920Lost for one second...But since your thread is a Tsukuyo one, I guess we both won
>>565064541Reminder that soon we'll have Aris+Kei+Himari+Rio
>>565066924what portion size is this in asia?
>>565066826SOVL
>>565066089This woman is my wife
>>565066824Ramen rolling
Morning
Another day to be extremely unproductive.
i wish i could get paid without having to be productive
I want to retire now
