Previous: >>565039454>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>565053714kill yourself
CM13 will be this again
this thread will be gayer
>>565053714hmmmtechnically Topro OPs are kinda trolling because NTR threads in other generals would be shitposting
What's hilarious is that the schizo has been doing this for 8 hours too while pretending to be better than him and having "friends" kekAnyway I'm off my shift now, so time to go home and play vidya.
>>565053995you know what to do
Xoguri + 2 dominators registeredYep I'm getting my plat even if you don't like it.
This thread will be comfierSchizo refuses to use it so it's guaranteed they will not fight here
You guys give the NTRfag (You)s but never give me anyIts like you guys enjoy being angry or something
>>565054138I curse you from B finals to die to another xogdom
umafuck
Why is Palmer the only Mejiro without WIT growth?
>>565054276Here (You) go. Don't spend it all in one place.
>>565054138You will get 6 dom'd and one of those guys will be running a hybrid Rudolf that decides to pass you and win.
>>565054417Her wit is already perfect so growth is unneeded
>>565054138nothing personnel kid
I like watching all the small chested umas' titties bounce
>>565054417breaking the mould
>>565054574I love my villain.
No, but reallyA finals will be an overwhelming majority of hogdomswhat will hogdoms user think when they unexpectedly die to another hogdom and join the 2 washed xoguris in losing CM despite being a soulless metafag
bros...
>>565054903code for sex
>>565054903click on the bubbles subhuman
>>565054903nature is very cutehappy birthday bro
>>565054903Gold Ship wants to talk to you
Are guts builds required for sprints?
>>565054138>blocks your path
>>565055056I dunno I don't help anyone here anymore, figure it out
>>565055056not really but I'd reckon they'd help. Sprints usually have a lot of straights and duelling is good. A little more speed and accel late race is also good
>>565055096>no med s
>>56505525390% gamblers quit before they hit big
They should release a semi limited uma that has 20% growths in all her stats
Where are the bans from using sweepbot?
>>565055504
>>565055504The bot doesn't even work properly
>>565055504no one is getting banned. it was a falseflag.
>>565055504Nakayama, on a train traveling southwest
>>565055504The dev probably just wanted to work on the headless version exclusively. The warning messages were fake.
Good morning /uma/!
You have to be stupid to keep using that even after cygay warns you
Cute!https://x.com/machil39/status/2048764070976008397
>>565055681
>>565055681sex
>>565055504sweepydev couldnt be assed to fix the bot for mant and dont want to be called a pussy for quitting
bwos...
>cm finals in jp>group a 3rd>cm finals in global>I already know how this is going to end.
Here's a POV (Jockey Cam) recording of this race. It's crazy how far the front runners are early on>>565041807https://files.catbox.moe/weu8k7.webm
>>565055056Sprints are too short for dueling to matter. Like with the last sprint CM, it's about who is able to take the lead using midrace velocities and who is able to activate their acceleration faster during late-race.
>>565055898>whistleblowyou mean canary in a coal mine saar
>>565055953That's not how GUTS work
>>565055898Hachimi/Hakurakufags, anyone got a warning?
>>565055953Okay but posting Narita Top Road with your post is completely pointless, you wouldn't be using her as an avatar would you
lmfao you guys the anti schizo is the SAME poster
Post Narita Top Road porn if you dare
>>565055953>Sprints are too short for dueling to matter.>In a Duel, all participating girls will gain Target Speed and Acceleration based on their Guts stat.Kill yourself
>Get home from shift>The schizo is still here seething about NTRIt has been 9 hours of this kek
>>565056068No.
>>565056068i got a warning
>>565056068It's over...
>>565056068>HakurakuWhat hell is this? I only use hachimi and no warning
>>565054903>Happy Birthday, Trainer.>I gotta make sure to thank your parents, tooWhat did she mean by this. Why would she be thanking my parents. That's the sort of things that only couples would do.
>>565056205What is the purpose of pretending that multiple people are one person?
>>565056068Nope
the raped ^
>>565056413I ask you the same, schizo. What is the purpose of astroturfing this manufactured hate?Reply without seething You won't
>>565055938Falko POV
>Scroll trough previous thread in pictures only mode since I was absent for it>NTR increasingly shows up around halfway, know that it's not worth backreading after that pointIs this the way? Anytime I'm away for some time the previous thread has seemed to be utter garbage.
>>565056468You are nuts.
stop same fagging bwo
>>565056205>>565054006you already did that bit faggot
>Proving my point.I accept your concession.
Which one, bros?
>>565056593>dogshit witthe one with more reds, would've told you to set them to end but you got late surger shit already
>>565056570>>565056506sorry I am too mindbroken and I forgot to use the reply function
>>565056593left so you'll have enough stamina
Cold air bites my handsI made soup; it tasted goodNatie can't win races
So is this just two schizo retards trying to out retard each other, while a new NTRfag spams the thread, and a third one shows up to argue with the retards bitching over something only they can understandDid I get it right?
>>565056672This post is oddly intimateKind of erotic
>>565056814nigga you already did this bit in the previous thread nobody is falling for this
>>565056962Did I touch a too close spot for you? Answer the question. Why are you shitposting nonstop?
>>565056068Nyo
>>565056593Uh here is my reference uma of a good debuffer
>>565055504Tachyon fag's server. And it's not sweepybot it's every bot. Check any discord and you'll see reports
>>565056390Race analysis tool, gives you a more detailed information for your room matches/cm matches.
if adb is the problem switch to headless
>adbI wonder if scrcpyfags are also affected
>>565056390TRANScends catchphrase
After rounds 1 and 2, did you keep the faith on your umas or were you forced to make adjustments midway? My umas have a weakness (1200 pow & 1000 wit) but I believe that they can make it from start to finish.
>>565056390at least use it for umalogshttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
>>565057263what is adb?
Hopefully Hachimifags are next
>bring enough mile sparks to get from C to A>rest to medium which started at A>first inspiration>two (2) mile sparks>second inspiration>mile sparkHOWI. Cannot. With fucking aptitude sparks. This shit ruins it for me, MANT is too fucking long I can't deal with this.
When's CB card again?
>>565057506i had to switch to double dominator just to place for B Finals
IT'S MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAYHAPPY BIRTHDAY KINGUKING LOVE <3FIRST-RATE jobber UMALOVE LOVE LOVEKINGU !!!!!
>>565057506I never change CM lineups, that's soulless.
the only people making rooms at the moment are shitters like me so there's no one running xoguris to test against
vbobo is literally xoguri tier and can be used in every cm
>>565057648>1 month until I can train CM13 acesI guess I'm making a Nishino parent
>>565055253that's why she's blocking your path instead of zooming off
>>565057506I switched to go all in for my favorite
Is we getting eden death
>>565057648nvm>>5650576202 or 3 days.>>565057506I ran a bunch but reworked my favorites.
>>565057934no niggerspeak please
umakanda forever
>doing fantasy pasa ace run on normal mode>loses EVERY G3 during junior yearHow the fuck is this allowed? Fuck this dogshit scenario
>>565057618I gave up on bringing mile sparks to prevent myself from just straight up quitting this scenario.
>>565057934Nothing ever happens.
>>565058010No Doto you can't say that.
epic deck
>>565057618Parents are more likely to proc than grandparents, if you can rearrange your legacies to get that going
>>565058105Don't be mean to F2P gwos. We're doing the best we can.
Is this okay for the Dahby?It's honestly the best I can do. It's the third SS I have ever gotten.>inb4 shit witI don't have neicha or FineMo and I borrowed TopRo.
Digitan LOVE
>>565058381It looks serviceable. Savvy doesn't do anything here and Slick Surge id almost always a waste of points
my emergency gamble ace didn't win even against the oguriless lobbies so guess I'll just stick with my old gamble ace
>NTR poster still in the threads>the one seething about him is MIA>thread's a lot decent and usable So it IS just the anti-jp melting down that makes the threads so horrible
>>565058457I was praying every rival race for late straights/corners but Akikawa decided to give me a million mile skillsThat's literally almost every skill I could buy that were medium and lateHell, I think Outer Swell is a fucking waste of points because aren't final corner speed skills eaten by the accel zone? But that's all I had.
>>565058450Did my first run with her yesterday and took a liking to her. Also probably the most consistent late surger I have aside from Oguri.
>>565058618It took you this long to figure it out?
>>565058579Is this Dotorelated?
Good morning bros
>>565058457>Slick Surge id almost always a waste of pointsb-but it's a late race accel..
>>565058653Good morning Pearl anon!
>>565057506I've seen my supposedly optimized fronts job to TT tier fronts, with fuck-it-buy-every-skill-that-doesn't-work-on-this-track, so I'm not holding my breath.
>>565058653morning
>>565058651Tabaru irl is pretty much Doto in game
>>565058579Take please don't fuck Tabaru up, don't repeat what happened to Falco
>>565058650Yeah wasn't sure if both the NTR poster and anti-jp are samefag or just the anti-jp shitting up the threads
>>565058781stop samefagging
>>565058689>>565058732Good morning!
>>565058653Big Sisterly morning, Pearl bwo. I expect great short distance parents from you once she's released.
>>565058579If Japan finally wins the Arc with a Stay Gold family member I'll lose my shit.>>565058651Golshi's son
My favorite poster could beat your favorite poster in rooms
>>565058867It would be really funny to think about but that poor thing has some stamina issues so probably wont happen
Soon
>>565058781I was following this shit unfold for hours at my job. Here is what I garnered. There is an anti-jp schizo we never got rid of, he is the one seething about NTR every thread. Scatposter is still here, but he is not the anti-jp schizo, he joins on the NTR astroturf whenever it happens, he likes to go to shit up /umajp/ and pretend that he is not shitting up the place.That's the schizo side, the other side has NTR anon who is always on topic because everyone here uses umas as reaction images for their posts, so the whole avatarfag narrative falls shorts, again, astroturfed. There is also a second NTR anon who likes to taunt and piss off the schizos, he keeps throwing fuel to the fire and is not very helpful.In conclusion, we need to kill the anti-jp schizo in some way because the mods won't do shit about it, doxx him or anything to scare him out.That being said stop talking about the topic or he is going to have a melty again.
Besides nice nature and mister cock and balls, who are some gosling-esque characters?
>>565058928My favorite Anon hasn't posted in a while. I guess he actually left when the thread completely derailed into shitposting for a week or so.
How come Pearl anon and Chiyono anon are welcomed when they do it but when I do it's shitposting or "avatarfagging"?Is Topro just not well liked as a character here?
>>565057934eden doesnt bot. they just hire kids from southeast asia for a dollar a day to farm fans on their account with hachimi.they sure as hell weren't using sweepy considering it took an hour+ per MANT run if the bot wasn't already broken
>>565059039Does Mr CB have a good career storyline?
>>565059134They use an old fork and run it on URA
>>565058579>front runner in bogchampLmao rest in piss Tabaru I guess
>>565058664In mediums and longs, getting good value from Slick Surge/Head-On is rare. I would rather invest in more midrace until it gets buffed>>565058629Yeah Outer Swell is pretty much a dud
>>565059134No, they definitely bot on alt accountsThey may however, have indonesian slaves on their main accounts
>>565059115You are not him. It is past your bedtime now. Go sleep, tomorrow you can have another melty about him. Okay?
>>565059151I have never heard any jp vets or anons talk about it so i would say unlikely...
>>565058831My luck on sparks is trash bro. I hardly ever get 3*spd.
not to reply to topro posts not because I dislike her but because topro reply chains tend to be cancerpearl anon just posts once a daychiyofags are almost just as hated
>>565059134>eden doesnt bot. they just hire kids from southeast asia for a dollar a day to farm fans on their account with hachimi.I don't know which is dumber.
>>565059115No one actually likes that chiyoposter be seriousIf you weren't so obnoxious with unnecessarily pinning Topro on every single one of your posts then maybe she wouldn't be disliked as much, get a hint
If Beeline Burst and In Body and Mind both have the same base price and have the same amount of speed up, i should get Beeline Burst first right? Because if its a midrace positioning skill or a late race speed up its still nice and will dilute the chances of it firing at the very end of the spurt like In Body and Mind could right?
Erm i like chiyoposter...
>>565057934Holy fuck eden just crashed yesterday
>>565059331depends a bit on your race style, but yeah beeline also being able to proc mid race is pretty good if you're fighting for positions (first or fifth for example)It can however proc at the very first straight and then be kinda useless
>>565059151the chart says yes
>>565059403It's just a coincidence!! Half of them are taking a holiday!
>>565059039I don't think I understand what you mean by gosling-esque, but check Mirako, Kraft, Aruvu, and MachanThey might be what you want.
>>565058579HE'LL FINISH THE STORYTRUST THE UMAPLAN
>>565059331They both have downsides. Beeline Burst can instantly activate early race and PDM will fuck you. Body and Mind can activate too late. Just bee urself. As in I prefer beeline burst (I won a CM with Brian proccing it late)
>>565059421>Satono Clown
>>565059421Can someone post the full version of this
>>565059331I'd only take beeline burst for shorter distances if I we're you. Also In body and mind isn't too bad if you mix it up with Triumphant.
WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA
>>565059331depends a bit on your strategy, if you're a front then take the one that applies everywhere because you don't have to deal with PDM if you're any other strategy then, assuming you have other stuff, it may proc at the wrong time and get you to pace down an insane amount or it may get you to push ahead until position keep ends at which point you win the race.
>>565059134Surely the organic top club player has an archive like this...
>>565059513
>>565059417shidd i didn't consider it immediately firing and pace down fucking me>>565059482what a coincidence this is a late entry Brian attempt im making
>>565059151Yes it’s genuinely very good. She’s also extremely for (You)
>>565059550looks about right for an account that plays nothing but URA, yeah
>>565059550maybe he really likes URA
>>565059553Digitan and Transcend seems like my kind of story.Maybe I'll use a selector on them one day.
sweepy is pretty good i use it often.
I wish Shadow Break wasn't shit in the Dahby Using her and OG Oguri are the only things keeping me from quitting the game with this awful scenario.
>>565059535Mindbroken by the NTRfag.
Kitasan and Marche Lorraine’s colt, Stanislas. He’s under the Yahagi stable and should debut sometime this year. He’s already quite a big hors already
I've never gotten as many 1* greens as with NY Opera.
>>565059828
>>565059794Just turn your brain off, the HONORABRU Japanese called it hell for a reason
>>565059828Good luck, Kitasan Jr.. Hope he got some of Kita's hyperactive personality.
i have never seen the NTRfag have a melty...but the anti-NTRfag on the other hand...
>>565059828>>565059881What a lad
>>565059515>>565059539hmm lot of caveats about Beeline but also votes for both Beeline and In Body and Mindi have a lot of wishywashiness for an uma but i have developed a pattern of making CM winning umas literally last minute before
>>565059972kys
>>565059930Yeah but it feels bad not being able to make my girls the best they can be and them losing races against the whales and no lives in CMs.I am saving up and can't wait to roll for stuff once MANT is over.
moving forward im actually going to build 900 wit umas. i had success with 600 wit lates in unity
>>565059403Cyjews will back paddle after all the whales leave
Marry and reproduce with ningen women
>>565060143who is paddle and why is cygames backing him up
>>565060184no
>>565060143Yeah right cygames will lol dumbfaggot nigger
>>565060128Anything above 800 wit is a meme on anything other than fronts.
>>565060184
danchou just hacked my account
>>565060184You should watch your back from now on.
>>565059553This tells me I am a Laurelfag but I was already going to roll for her so I guess we were meant to be
Marry and umapyoi with uma trainees.
>>565059794Shouldn't Shadow Break work just fine if you run Brian as Late?
>>565059972The anti-jp schizo is always having a melty, it would happen to you if you were forced to live in SEA and eat pagpag daily too. This is his way of coping with his awful reality.He keeps telling anyone who notices this to "kys" in a variety of ways, deep down this is what he wants to do but he is too pussy to take his life and free us of his existence.
so tired of these nigger rng mile races
>>565060404no mile B allowed
Why are NTRnigger threads such unusable garbage?
>>565060325>>565060184Who do I listen to...
>>565054108cute
>>565060393i think his issue is it's a speed up on the final corner when the spurt is on the final corner in the Dahbyso it does nothing even if its easy to trigger
>>565060325Is she actually yandere flavored or just weird?
>>565060091IRL horses don't always have the best conditions or perform on the best track
I think the pregnant Nice Nature posts affect me. Now when I play WP and see one of the historical mares pregnant, I just imagine the uma version being pregnant
>>565060584iirc she actually has a timid personality, and only goes batshit crazy when she lets her race-crazed inner self run wild
>>565060143They are not that competent bro
>>565060402hey i live in sea and i don't eat pagpag...
>>565060584She's crazy.Crazy in love!
>>565060404You should change your strategy to pace chaser junior year, and on mileEspecially if you're low on power, and always raise your mile aptitude to A.
>>565060402I'm a flip but I still live humane
>>565060404>latestop ignoring power
>>565060665I'll tell you what, if my terrible S+ team that I somehow luckshitted into A finals ends up winning, I'll run the same team which has Brian in it in the Dahby to go for a triple crown.
I bought Ramp Up on a juiced up SuzukaCall it the "Lucky 7 Special".5% activation rate.
Somehow the schizo will say running pace or getting more power is bad. I'm waiting.
BRO I JUST STARTED BOTTING 2 DAYS AGO
running pace or getting more power is bad
>>565061118Cute TahboI like the little gremlin.
>>565060325Based
>>565061141the schizo is asleep only NTRfag remains here
>>565061187>He missed out on botting.
>>565061187I'm enjoying my free parents because I stopped during the Falco event
>>565061205this is true, just run fronts bwi
>what if you instead of umas you groomed daughters insteadBased Gabe
>>565061118I like the different barrier crossing animations. I thought I had Machitan's but it's gone missing...
>>565061454>Encore One MoreI bet she says that after sex every time until toreena is drained of every last drop.
>>565060402>>565060816What is pagpag?
Will you run her in CM?
>>565061579>>565061556
>>565061615yes
Ryan parent run ended up being my first Ug
Ok which one of you is in my public room match
>>565061586flip national dish
Who rolling for Palmer here
>>565061730Mama Marche teaching our daughter how to make dolls and soft toys
>>565061707every fucking thing in the world is prohibited in those stupid chat filters including the phrase 'this is' because it contains the letters 'isis' when no one gives a shit about them anymore but you can use "kys"?Dumbass Japos
>>565061635Fuck you.
>>565061730>Daughter has her own design instead of just being a cloneHoly shit
>>565061813our FUARKING Mejiro HERO
>>565061857Chat is extremely moderate with filters, but you can have anything as your name.Try it now with the first slur that comes to mind.
>>565061654Wtf you love Ryan now.
>>565061654>virginity raped by RyanHow pitiful.
>>565061857It's for appstore complianceYou can literally name yourself @NlGGERSIf you're too much of a faggot you can use a private room's description or your own profile's as to test out the filter.
>>565061813Me to try and get the ball rolling on a gyaru team for at least one CM and having the cooler oonigger.
Maruzensky is somehow still an affinity blackhole post MANT
>>565061730Fuck me, that's the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while.
why MPB+redshift over MPB+pump on backliners for taurus?isn't it more likely for me to hit 6th, especially if i am running 3 backliners?what if they all fuck up and not hit the 5th place anyway, 6th place seems easierplus there is not much maru parents and her affinity
>>565061707Rice would say this
Sweepy status?
>>565062674Based and untouched. I will sweepy forever.
>>565062674Mayo'd
>>5650626742nd half of may
>>565062634maru's ult can activate in a snowball. You miss the first second or two of accel, you can still proc it (after mpb or pump) and you still get valuempb and pump = you miss it, you literally dieThere's also your backliners who got too uppity and climbs too high
>>565062674I'm gonna cum in her hat.
>>565062674Her hat stays ON.
>>565062674Fork'd
>>565062634Any backline that is gambling on 6th or below already lostThe key to winning in Tokyo 2400m is to be up in position by the final corner, Redshift cover 1-5 and Mbp 5-6, it is the perfect combination. This is why Goldship is the strongest backline here. Midrace wins this course where everyone can use Redshift, so being ahead by the time that accel hits is better.
cygames are full of niggers
Sex with rich girls
>>565062783>>565062967okay lets check the maru parents on uma.moe...wallahi...
So whats the actual startegy behind running an oonige Suzu? Does it really push your fronts up that much more? Would it increase my winrate more than just running 3 regular fronts?
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>last login 7d ago
>>565062905Uhh, that's not how you do push ups?
>>565059078Which one?
>>565063051>not having your own maruI'm breeding her good AND making her run after this hogfest
>>565062967What forehead anon said.Good pacers midrace to breathe on fronts. Good lates midrace to breathe on pacers.Only true 6th place enjoyers are ends.
>>565063058isn't it to let you abuse NSM
>>565063170Damn, I love this one.
>>565063058It creates a bigger gap between you and the rest, plus your fronts can nimble off her dying body. The strongest strategy this time is Suzuka, Ines and VBarbin
>>565062634i won't just say one is better than the other by inventing a reason once I've seen the conclusionbut one reason it's worth a try is that cb wit will give end closers easy daring strike which might make more of them overshoot than only gold shipand I'm going to try it on gold ship too
ok but i really really like umankyo
mayanko
>>565061730use daughter as hand puppet
>>565063170Hot glue
hey dacchisstarting my borrows nowdid your go well?front rice is NOT working, the guts growth is fucking me overso either back to mcqueen or default bobo
>>565063313Umankyo sharinganyou've already fallen into your trainee's honeypot trapit is time to get married and make little umas
>>565063195Wait a minute...
>>565063170>>565063239PLEASE lose weight
20 minutes
>>565063403Is it short and thin or just thin?
>>565063403Sabotage any protection you use and baby trap her
>>565063546Just thin
>>565063412>front rice >guts growthOnly halloween can pull it off.
>>565063210well probably nimble because no way am I wasting a slot on bijin. Would I still be able to proc angling when overtaking though?>>565063251I've noticed that I won more in public lobbies where someone else brought a suzu... I guess that is the strat then. I'll have to look up the ideal amount of stam for her to die right before the accel phase. (Probably not getting a Ines Fujin though, so it'd be Bobo+Daiwa)
>>565063656Curren would do this and then seduce her daughter's boyfriend
>>565063686how do i do this i want to use rice
>>565063620Then don't worry about it. Unless you're looking for hookups, girls won't really care. If they like you, this is not going to be a dealbreaker.
>>565063735
>>565063686>Only halloween can pull it off.I wish I had her...guts is so useless it's not even funny even WITH guts build it's unoptimal
>>565063503My uma or me?
>>565063856Ai-chan...Your slutty mother...
>>565063775It will be a permanent mark against you, thoughStraws, no pun intended, do break camels backs
I really want to rape an uma.
>>565063403Buy a penis pump
>>565063981
>>565063856fuck
>>565063917Both!
>>565063958I mean, if you're into cowtits and your gf is flat, you wouldn't care too much either, right? Or if she's thicker than you like.
>>565063743>i want to use riceBased. Try something like this. 7 power 9 stam
Ace movie next!
>>565064094i don't have ssky or redhag it's overi selected rice at the start i want her to win waaaah
>>565064049But I'm already little more than a stick figure...
>>565064064Yeah, but Im not a woman
For me? It's umas with chubby thighs in bloomers
>>565063058I think it's because she's so far in front that your other fronts will always be running at full speed to try to catch up rather than pacing down if too far ahead otherwise
i live in a dorm with shared bathrooms and a few guys gave me shit for shaving and brushing my teeth at the same timeis it really that weird?
I now have the right to fuck Chiyo>>565064295No that's just being efficient
>>565064295yes
>>565064272>stallion in bloomersThis is illegal
>>565064295I shave while taking a shower.
>>565064295I don't see anything weird about it. Why is it their business anyway?
>>565064295is it rude to call umas leatherman
It's kinda fun to randomly stumble upon the sources of widely circulated reaction images/webms that were in use since the beginning of global, whenever we get new story/event/scenario/whatever. They themselves probably years old by this point, likely hailing from JP threads.
>>565064295how do you coordinate thator by at the same time do you mean in the same session
>>565064443Maybe they want to shave him like I do with my bf
>>565064404It's erotic and they should all wear bloomers.Bloomers that are a size too small for them that doesn't quite cover everything.
>>565064523stop lying you will never get a bf
>>565061813Me, is she coming before the derby? I'll probably run her and Maruzen if so
>>565064494had a brain zap from that particular scene because of exactly that
>>565064295They're just fucking with you
>>565064703me and my bestie
>>565061813I really want to, but I can't afford it. I'll have to wait until the complete gyaru banner in Decembe to get her and the other 3.
>>565064703erotic mares...
>>565064498god gave me 2 hands
>>565064436I jerk off while peeing
>>565064703Please DO NOT lose weight
>>565061813I kind of want her since she's a unique front...hope dailies come through
>>565064834my left hand is legally retarded
>>565064436Mayano's smooth hairless bodyEROTIC
bros I figured it out, Mr. CB actually means Mr. Cheese Burger
>>565064912>smooth hairless bodyYou called?
>>565064835This is actually legit. I once came while peeing and it felt amazing. Just gotta be very careful since it's easy to make a mess.
>>565064272getting to make debut with a mare and reminded that it's bloomer showing her mound is sexy
>>565064880skill issue, start using it more
New racewear fashion just hit Tracen.
>>565064970>hairless>has hair
>>565065006
>>565059603She is for (you)??? I thought she was more of a "free spirit" Like Fuji Kiseki, that's cool to know>>565059553Cesario not being bold blue feels wrong
>>565064970Curren is the type of girl to get her asshole bleached.
>youtube channel named pako livewhat did Gold Ship mean by this?
>>565064972You do know that it is biologically impossible for a man to pee and cum at the same time?
>>565064979I only use it to jerk off for short bursts when my right hand is getting tired
>>565065112>pako liveay caramba
>>565065110You don't?
>>565064295Piss in the sink to multitask further and assert dominance
>>565065128It’s standard practice to ignore when foids “accidentally” expose themselves
>>565065078
umamusume open leg and fuck
>>565065128Stop giving the Chiyono fag attention.
>>565064943good job oguri, next bread will be burger
>>565065259me next
Umas that would leg lock during sex?
>>565065247n-nice ears
>>565065245I refuse to believe foids are real on the internet, so I will just assume the guy lost his dick and balls in an accident before being able to masturbate and now just wants to fit in, so he larps as a dick haver
I used christmas ogruri in the finals...
>>565065247ay caramba
>>565065247
mare throbbing umanko spread leg
>>565065383No, shes a girl and shes valid and we love her
female should only open her mouth if her legs are open
>mare throbbing umanko spread leg
>>565065383shitposting on vg is exclusively a male thing
>>565065423
inhaling filly aroma
Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for key lime pie.
>>565054417She's exiled from Mejiro's house. Only got recognition from being ooniger.
>>565065128>>565065245Yes and no. There are men who can pee and experience an orgasm-like state. In those cases, the pee looks a bit discolored, but technically it's just peeing, not cumming. There's also climacturia, though that's involuntary.
>>565065326that's not even me wtf
>>565065490Based
>>565054138You will lose to another Xoguri + double dom.
Sweep Tosha is cute.Even the real horse didn't like being given commands...
>>565065350freak in the sheets
remind me again why guts is bad
Small titty umas
>>565065782>haru orange before senior summerDoctored image
I know what you are.
>>565065782>speed cardretardbwo you're suppposed to use 2 wit 4 guts
>>565065782It blows up your uma's stats without delivering any actual value.
Good morning!
>>565065910marvel assmarvel at her ass
>>565065857What am I?
sure ill just keep gutsing
>>565065247>even the shadow is baldThis is funny as fuck.
>>565065757wtf naked
>>565056198A certain amount of time is needed for a duel to proc, and sprints are short enought for it to be unreliable, and rarely proc dueling.
slop
>>565055096>SneedOh hey
Eat your vegetable
>>565065128That's false. It's obviously rare and not normal, but certainly biologically possible.
jp bros what's the Uma musume in America scenario is like? What's the stories? Can give a tldr?
>>565066024there are plenty of trainers with the same name that is why I don't mind having it out. My TT team is 25.1k
>>565065962show hakuraku examples
I can't sleep
>>565065096Why does Urara have the Sakura eyes, and Chiyono does not?
post them Finalists
>>565066153Chiyo is a faker
>>565066115Wanna make out until you're tired?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDtIgKbWsA
>>565064147In a world of despicable NTR larpers, we get our Ace hero
>>565066193Not before marriage
>>565066157Hopefully I luck out in the finals. Almost didn't survive round 2.
What is beyond that link?
>>565066157do I have a soul if I use double dom but with Pasa?
>>565057506The Air Groove was supposed to be a sprint team trials uma, after I started not losing in group B, and thought my team at the time was good.But got a medium s at first inspiration, and rolled with it, and bought medium skills instead of sprint skills. Literally last day accidental ace.
>>565066081Yeah, there are two sneeds in this guys club.It's not a prestigous club like the one you are in.
>>565066292my face goes there
>>565066153Haru means 봄
>>565066306Wanna get married until you're tired?
MOMMY
>>565066157
>>565066157>>565066325Do we have to crop it? Why are we even cropping it?
>>565066382double dom with a non-meta oshi is still sovl
>"No one actually likes that chiyoposter">starts erping with him
>>565066507I'm ashamed I didn't ake my trainees to group A...
>>565066507shichi belly slurp slurp
https://www.youtube.com/live/VxDtIgKbWsAPakalive is about to start
>>565066382double dom has nothing to do with pairing them up with a meta trainee, but just with fucking up with frontfag pigs
PAKALIVESTARTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/live/VxDtIgKbWsA?si=V8R1JI3fAHxZ4ZnR
>>565066382double dom is human rightsits your third slot that determines whether you deserve them
>>565066565I'm pretty sure there's more than two chiyoposter at this point, it gets confusing
>>565066630Sure would be a shame if someone hogged up all the airtime
digitan? she's probably getting a skin
sexo pocket
>>565066565I love being a schizo who joins any gay ERP while also complaining about it. Probably lots of people in here do.
My waifu? Getting content.Yours? None.Simple as.
>>565066712
>>565066675I am the real Chiyoposter
>>565066712we need to kill professor gaslight
>>565066890No, you're not. Neither am I. But I will carry on his spirit.
yanko genuinely feels like this
>>565066479That's a man
>>565066890No, I am Chiyopartacus!
>>565066545>>565066647>>565066658nice, although I don't like Pasa as much as other umas, she keeps on saving my ass in miles and mediums so I kinda respect her
SSR Digitan is pretty good for CM13. Does anyone have it?
roru
>>565066821I do this and also posted my cock
The Chiyoposter is a character we all play at this point, like gaslight Oguri
>>565067069>>565066959Forever Fraud
>>565067101please speak for yourself
you're chiyoposteri'm chiyoposterwe're all chiyoposter
I hate all of you for tanking Chiyo's PR. I don't care about N*R, but I do like Chiyo.
>>565067060It's shit, the best you can get with it is Uma stan but you might as well use Power King for that
yanko with the manko
No one bring triple dominators in Final, right?
The old man from the movie but real
>>565067060>lead the charge???
>>565067090Beyond based if true.
>>565067192>FujiShit taste
>>565067149we all live in a chiyo submarinechiyo submarinechiyo submarine
>Yuri
Holy shit its Tsunoda He's the father of the Tsunoda brothers who are both jockeys. Sadly the other one, Taiga Tsunoda, passed away in 2024 after he committed suicide due to stuff that happened in Hakodate.I remember all three of them watching the Janpoke movie.
>>565066157TaikiOguri (original)DigitanA finals.
The true original Chiyoposter died in Aoharu
>>565067165You can also get left-handed, all i've got and focus and a sta/pow bonus. Better than relying on parents
>>565067338I love yuri.
Stop shilling the ugly boy and get to the main event.
>>565067338sex with vodka
>>565067380/uma/'s soul died in aoharu
I'm Chiyoposter, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it.
curren existing pornographically
that will be my finals...
>>565067571Kinda died after a few weeks, just like most generals. It's the natural circle of life for every fandom.
Bath with Super Creek!
>enter op race>stats more than double the competition>everything's perfect, looking like an easy win>14th place>"your stupid horse doesn't have enough wit"Thanks Tazuna
>>565067716No hags
lol
I heard that for Taurus 2 triple fronts are the only way to run if you want to runs fronts. Is this true?
>>565067380good
>>565067795'fraid so
>>565067834>Yet another CM where I can't run my oshi because of the stupid restrictions that come with fronts.I hate it. Maru is the only front I actually give a shit about.
HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dahby???
this is the build
>>565067964Ebayan at the Ascot? Sounds exciting.
no stopping me from nimbly navigating to the umanko
>>565068037>full of vigorMaruzen...
>>565068037what the fuck is this garbage
>>565067795You can bring everything for taurus 2, though 3 fronts seems a winning comp in rooms currently.
>>565068037>anchors aweigh>pump>moving past
>>565068108hybrid front and late, you wouldnt get it
gib food
>>565067956by the way I'm just joshing, I don't know anything about CMs
>>565068183of course doto would do such a thing
>>565067964It's over
>>565067964EBAYAN NOOO PEE U TURF WILL KILL YOU
>>565067964lmao
Do we get EN news for Pakalive?
>>565068281No.
>>565065782it's not, it's just only viable for sprints/miles because meeting medium and god forbid long stamina requirements while running a wit deck is very annoying
>>565068281Your airpods pro 3 with live translation bwo?
>>565068281We will when we reach parity with JP lol
that FAT FUCK ebayan will SINK into the EU swamp turf.
Ebayan will smell the croissants and his hit ult
When does he talk about which horse he wants to fuck among the ones he's ridden? This is super important
has yanko even ran on turf before?
https://x.com/kinkymation/status/2048870203262451824
>>565068350When are we set to reach JP, it feels like it'll be in 6 years
>>565068598nyo
>the_strongest.jpg
Jungle bucket's VA is actually cringing when she's watxching pokke's scream scene lmfao
I miss the early 2000s when lgbt practically didn't exist and was at most a general pejorative or a punchline. Now everything including this game has to be filled to the brim with queerness. These cute and strong uma will never have children, because they'd much rather have a dead bedroom with their sapphic lover. /uma/ celebrates this, because anons are mostly either cuckolds or agp troons.
>>565068651I believe it's around 5 1/2 years to catch up to JP so you're not too far off.
>Sweepy dev updates U2 control>new update is so bad it gets flagged by anti-cheat detection>"oh I guess Cygames is now scanning for this hurr"lmao, imagine getting banned cause you updated
I just woke up what happened on stream?
>>565068639>that faceStill would I guess
>>565068807It's stil going no news yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDtIgKbWsA
>>565068807news are usually at the end check back in 2 hours
FATFUCKINGFUCK
>>565068762same, really hate the gay psyops. no offense to the gays here
>>565068762>japanese>femoid>wokenessTwo nukes weren't enough.
>le roars at u
>>565066306FLIRT BACK GOD DAMN IT
>>565068883>2 hoursDo nips really enjoy content like this
https://x.com/i/status/2049065222359703804
>>565068037>corner connoisseurthanks for the laugh
chiyo supports the gay ops
>>565067964They cursed him, I fucking knew making him an uma so soon was a bad ideaPoor Ebayan
>>565068935Soz, I was LARPing, I wasn’t even the original Chiyo in that chain
>>565068812>t.westernfag
>>565068789I fear the moment we reach JP and we stop having the knowledge about future support cards, but even with that knowledge some people here prefer to gaslight...
>>565068807they will say kawaii/sugoi/kakoi + shill music and merch for two more hours bwo you're good
>>565068994They fucked?
>>565069070there's no gaslights here
>>565068994cute!
you guys playing nte? shall we make an /uma/ nte group
>>565068978it's like those game awards shows that last for hours and only give you 5min worth of trailers
>>565069150>yuri gachaFuck off
>>565069150nofuck off
It's him again...
>>565068732
>wake up>open stream>fuckass horseshoeNO ONE LIKES HIM CYGAMES
look, it's air shakur!
Oh god, he's back
>>565069150Yes. Post it when it's created.
>>565060584She does get triggered really hard when Ramonu jokes about stealing her trainer. Her going for the Tiara tour is also in part because her trainer spoke highly of Ramonu in front of her.I wouldn't really call her yan though, she's just jealous and very eager to earn her trainer's love.>>565060325Agreed.
Stego cute.Look how little she is.
ENTER
Stego!
globalbab here, why are these other horses here for Goldshi week?
>>565068935Chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono O~
They are so tiny holy fuck
>>565069373Stop liking boys
>>565069398I LOVE uma boys.
I want to rearrange Mayano's insides with my cock
>>565069373Imaagine how easy it would be to pick her up...
>>565069427She is a cute girl.
is ttl mandatory for daiwa or can i get by with early lead and gw? i missed bourbon wit and having to borrow her is so ass when i could borrow fm or helios for escape artist
>black outfits It's shit
>>565069451She's a literal child
sex
>>565069543Stego hot.
>>565069134>You should reroll your account for Creek, FM is not that important>Double spark Riko/Rice, Rice power replaces Creek after unity cup>Don't pull for Kitasan, she's not used in MANT because she has 5% RB, pull for Biko and Bakushin instead>Fuku speed is good after MANT for parent runs, you should MLB her>Ramonu wit is not good, you should wait for McQueen wit or until 4th anni to pull for wit cards
>>565068762oh nyo...
>>565069451We didn't need to know that
>>565069543Ugly as fuck
>>565069451care to elaborate?
what are they saying
>>565069543LITERALLY SEX. BEST CLAN
I still think it's fucked up that Gold Ship and Stay Gold are canonically roommates now. Imagine having to unknowingly room with your dad from another universe and he's aware of it.
>Gold Clan songGODBLESS>>565069615Announcing stuff for Gold Week.
>>565069543SexBackalley RapeTrainMarry (Willing or Unwilling)Degrading and Humiliating SexBe Raped By
>>565069617how is it fucked upmost people lived with their dad at some point
>piss piss! golshi-chan
>>565069543I didn't realize that the Gold family were such Pittsburgh fans.
>Stego just leaves againkek
>>565069543Damn
Fenomeno officialy beat Air Shakur in being the ugliest uma
>>565069774MUH
>>565069768Just Stego things. She'll stay as long as it's interesting enough. Announcing things isn't, clearly.
>>565069721Yeah but in this scenario you're both teenage girls.
>>565069594God I wish I could be forcibly kissed by Ayabe when she has one of her schizo “I wish I was dead instead of my sister” moments
>>565069774>>565069783No
Eh?!!!!!
>>565069543god Dream Journey is so teeny. how can so much malice be packed into such a small creature.
>>565069792don't shay that....
>>565069739You mean Golden Knights
What's up with yuritard influx lately, are these subhumans starving for attention?
>>565069774how did you get my POV
>>565069593>Fuku speed is good after MANT for parent runs, you should MLB herI wish I fell for this gaslight, having Fuku for parent runs is peak comfy
I hate limited physical goods for these I'm never going to be able to get a Stego one. At least I can get the in game one...
>>565069836>I'm sorry Trainer but she would had loved raping you, I have to do it. For her sake.
>>565069851Very carefully
I haven't got any warning yetI'm using an outdated sweepy tho
>>565069594Me and my favorite /uma/ Anons.
>>565069792fuck you dude Shakur is cute
>>565069843What the fuck 24 karat coins? That's fucking crazy.
Surely you'll give discount carat packs, right cygames?
>>565069925Imagine how expensive they will be since it's real gold
>>565069792I knew this place was infested by raging homosexuals, but every day I am surprised by how much
>>565069836Same
>>565069925>>564823542
I just realized that Goldshi week will take place during Golden Week this time.
more like GOLD SEX
>>565069543festa looks like buena vista without her hat
>>565069854Come on... Posting speaki is cheating, now I feel bad.They draw a male face and gave it to Fenomeno in the Golden week art, it's ugly while her face is kinda manly in her 2D art and 3D model is not as bad as this new golden week art
weird when people still argue about uglies umas when shit like yukino bijin (LOL, yeah, bijin) and Teio exists
mejirokeks are getting uppity again I see
her name is yeppers
>>565070063>scamcha for shards
>>565070209Gay, as in peak homosexual.
>>565070209don't disrespect yeppers like that ever again
>Bond up campaginAruvu, Luck, you're going into the mines.Also I hate officially hate golden week. Stop making me buy things so much.
>>565070063the gbf roulette...
Kill the horseshoe
>>565070170haha immagine if they got mixed up
>>565070195Dont be like that..
Her name is Yukino Bingchilling
>>565070209*dream shitney
>>565069927>>565070097>locks your wrists >uses tongue >kisses you until your lips hurt and you’re near asphyxiated>hallucinates her twin sister succeeding a triple crown, dating (You), having twins, and being happy >lets you go and runs out Imagine….
It's a shame I got bakushin that they only now gave Calstone this, I had her on my TT for a long time.
Based Calstone
>>565070063
>>565070209by golly don't shay that...
There's only one ugly uma
>>565070326Imagine if Ayabe browses /ona/, she would end up buying a doll that looks like her sister and make you have sex with it in front of her
tasukete dr. cleat!
>>565070462nechia bros...
>>565070462Not nice to say that about Nice Nature.
>>565070209>ignoring Gold City
>>565059403I think we should just accelerate x2 faster and double the rewards until we catch up to JP.
>>565070429kek
>>565070063I hate this roulette with every bone in my body.
>>565070326What the fuck even is the fetish here, you need treatment
why isn't the evil cleat mascot in the game
>>565070462Tranny hag
>>565070545fetish? He just wants to be loved
>>565070462What's her personality anyway? Something like "but we have Goldship at home"?
This game needs more edge
>>565070462Hi, I unspoiled your image to save everyone a click.
Why is the rainbow horseshoe hated?
the gaslighting cleat must be stopped
>>565065103Spoilers CB's parents had a trainer-uma relationship, and it's highly implied they shotgunned CB while still trainer-uma, and they eloped.
>>565070624we don't sign our posts here
>>565070545You wouldn’t understand
When making parents, what's more important, affinity, skill, or sparks?
>>565070647I DON'T CARE ABOUT LEARNING I JUST WANT TO SEE THE FREE SHIT AND NEW GACHA
>>565070670>wanting umas to have masculine facesFaggot
>>565070326Her sister would have wanted Ayabe to settle down with her trainer.
What is going on
>>565059039
>>565070647He is helping shitters which makes it harder for us
>>565070654>spoilerIs this the best case scenario? I should have chosen the trainer career path
>>565070631actually just an old ass womanlike your 50 y/o wine aunt
>>565070654That's hot.
The idea of impregnating Creek is so fucking erotic that every time I get the event where she calls me daddy I get an erection
No debuffs, idiot
>3600mOh god what the fuck
Oh the med AND Long are debuff free zones. Neat. I'm still going to be in B Tier.
>>565070810She's infertile
>>565070545You will never understand
>>565070752
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565070823lazybros...we're forced to make 3 aces again
>>565070654So how does that lore help the relationship of CB and trainer? CB wants to be like her parents?
>3600m long CM>doesn't start on a straight
>>565070732sorry but real hags are nice compared to fake hags like Maruzen
Oh, Jungle Pocket Alt. You better not be fucking limited.
>and my wife mrs mr cock ball
I'm sorry Pocket fans... They botchered the skin...
>thread sucks going to bed>wake up thread still sucksSo this is it, huh?
>>565070752bait ? I swear some of you told me a couple days ago Dura was (you) material
segs pocket
She sounds like oguri.
>>565070890She says something like, "Haha wouldn't it be funny if that happened to us too, lol"
cum bucket
>>565070810For me? It's uma angst when Creek finds out she's infertile.
>>565070940I could suck something else if you'd like that.~
>>565070545>you need treatmentWelcome to 4chan.gov, I don't think you'll enjoy your stay.
Jungle Bucket's VA is quite the qt huh
Jungle Pocket dyed her ears.Funny how I was talking about this last night.
>>565070872>>565070823Was the special rule ever something else other than no debuffers?
>>565070894>brianna wu clone>niceDilate
um where's the ult animation
>>565070810For me? It's umajoy when Creek finds out she's pregnant with multiples.
>>565070986Nah, when it's just some retarded depraved shit I can just ignore, but here I don't even know what to say, raping someone while imagining your sister dating the one you are raping?????
>>565071005she's literally just an average looking japanese woman
>>565071061nah you should
>no accel skillThis is worthless
>>565070737She’s too cute
>>565070983>>565070857Comforting Creek and telling her you'll always love her even if she can't bear children!
>>565070940You should get a /uma/bf and elope from here
>>565071058they gave pocket the shakur treatment?lmaooo>>565071097I am seriously conflicted with this shity outfit man
>Sashi - Mid DistanceCan they stop
>>565071097Not sexy, shit design
>>565071097recolored ace drip
>>565071102Hey dont kinkshame Ayabe's incest cuckquean fetish
Bancho Pocket
>>565071119bro just has that weird desperate beta reflex to compliment random average women
kinda mid fr fr no capnow show the broken digitang alt
>>565071097oh no no no
So how will the JP Long cm be with that new waste all stamina to gain speed mechanic?
>>565070857No she's not>>565070983You're sick in the head>>565071082Twins are irrelevant as the breeding train will not stop after the first birth
>>565070958I will just have to wait for her career then, I still don't understand how she is bold blue in the chart
>>565070810I wonder how many children will satisfy her. I guess the sky's the limit, and I'm here for it. We need an army of cute uma daughters.
How could they miss the mark by this much? Ace is right there and she looks amazing with a similar concept/theme
>named yukino>not kino?????
>>565071097I feel like half of all Uma ALTs are like this, boring, uninspiring, doesnt provoke any feelings in me more then "is that it?"
>>565071259>new waste all stamina to gain speed mechanic?This gaslight needs to die.
>>565071269Creek is cutest when she's crying
>>565071174>>565071192>>565071196>>565071242>Biker gangster outfit>not good for Jungle Pocketretards
>>565071168Begone with your foul gay advice!
>>565070890Pretty much. And CB wants to be like her parents, and they even give you their blessing to take care of their daughter.
>>565071097I think the hair and colors are good, but the outfit is garbage
>>565071163Just make her a pet mom
>>565071259MAX STAMINAMAX GUTSBUY ALL THE BLUE SKILLS YOU CAN
>>565071329If new year maru skin doesn't provoke any feelings in you then you are a gay
>>565071312They are currently in development of the Katsuragi Ace "Swimsuit" alt bro, just be patient.
>>5650712592000 stam 4 golds or bust
>>565071102Part of it is probably irony, you shouldn't take it too seriously. The other part is a genuine desire for a codependent relationship between two broken souls.
bro that's a MAN
Wow this is a hard pass gacha if I've ever seen one.
>>565071380CB just keeps getting better and better man, the propaganda was already strong but its not hard when the character is already great>>565071428I will find you if you fucking lie to me
>>565071285>>565071269>>565071163Stallions don't deserve children.
>>565071010
>>565071386Imagine the longing looks she'd give to other mothers holding their babies
>>565071510yuckers
They really ought to make all new alts broken or meta
>>565071540I don’t like your tone
>>565071468My bad, Ayabe fans always felt like a more sane bunch so I got caught off guard. Definitely will read her story if I get spooked by her
>>565071472Yeah uma alt period ends up being like this most of the time. It's a good time to save up jims and get 2500 stashed.
>>565071510Literally a downgrade.
>>565071510
>>565071364They could have been done better, both fuji and pokke. The Bakushin one last time was really good but these are just so-so.
>more whiteslop
>>565071540I wanna cuddle and make out with Chiyono Anon while shitposting about other people's wives...
>>565071510I mean its not bad, but Bakushin just looks better... The sash is cute, and she is supposed to look like a prince I guess
Too much of one solid color with these outfits.
cyGAYS is just giving everyone suits now
>>565071097>>565071510easiest banner to skip in my life, holy shit next time hired better outfit designers
>>565071510i'm raped....
>>565071468>codependent relationship between two broken soulsyou sound like a FAGGOT
>>565071427Literally wearing pyjamas. We talked about it More clothes than og outfit = shit ALT>>565071510Why do they keep insisting with the white suits, it looks awful, at least make it black like in the anime>Fuji Kisemi has 2(Two/Dos/二) ugly ALTsHow do they keep fucking it uo with her, The dress was ok but looks bad on the 3D Model
>we want safe horny altsBOOOO
These alts are so fucking shit
>>565071509Angstkino...WON
>fuji cuckedsexy
>>565071649I'd be happy if they were GOOD suits, but they're not. That said I wouldn't call Bakushin's a suit either.
>>565071583Ayabe’s entire career is around grieving and trying to race and live for both herself and her dead sister. Whenever she experiences happiness or has fun while racing, Ayabe heavily punishes herself for it because in that instance, she forgot about her sister. It’s a pretty engaging story so if you ever get her, I recommend reading it. It’s pretty good
we skipping
They needed a hard pass gacha huh
>>565071742lazy shit design
Oh I get it.Cygames reas about how Global players were not able to save carats for cards banners because they blow it up all in Umas, so they're released ugly units now so we can skip them and saveTHANKS CYGENEROUS
>>565071742i say this and look like this
cyGAYS really want the female audience, retardsI dont want women here, the umas are for me
>>565071692Just say that you are a retarded coomer
>>565071792Full of food not a baby. But she wishes it was...
I feel bad for pokkefags and fujifags...
>>565071649They're censoring the tits and armpits
>>565071882where the fuck do you think we are?
>>565071804After the Luck/Aruvu back to back I welcome this. It's a shame though because I want a Jungle Pocket but I guess I'll just have to pray I get spooked by her original eventually.
>>565071886faggot
>>565071882Just say that you want them covered in Burka, tranny
>>565071682
>>565071097Bad assI like itCoolness > Sexiness
third alt?
>>565071886Not even that, she's wearing one of those fake pregnancy torsos...
virginity taken...
did they fire all their good designers what the fuck are these? the Bakushin one from last stream was also awful
New Golshi just dropped
>>565071919They deserved it, never waifu boy umas.
AGNES SEXO
Why does it feel like niggers crying about faggots never fucked anything without paying money
>>565071965Not a tranny, women in suits are hot, if you don't like hot women you are a fag, simple as
nyooooooooooooooo we got robbed of a knight digitan skin
boyfaggots LOST
>white knight digitan
MY FURAKING HERO
That Digitan should've been an alt wtf
>card outfit looks better than the actual alts
>>565071993>Taiki>>565072035Kill fat women
I take it back, based cygays giving digitan nothing kek
Digital is kinda cute
Can we get pajama alts? Just umas in their pajamas racing because they (in lore) slept in?
Every time a boyuma gets pants, a steamy low-angle cameltoe image is born. God bless.
should have given the suit alt to sirius kwaboli or fenomeno
>Another fucking Sashi Power cardIt sucks because I need it but on another hand that means I have to luckshit it and that's not going to happpen.
>>565072056>Women in good suits look good.FTFY.Not this lazy crap. Even the Pretty Derby ones look 100 times better and they were all wearing the same suit.
I want that knight digitan
>>565072098now this is a good outfit but of course is too much cyjews
faggots ITT would try to argue full body suits are hotter than this btw
>>565072330Gee Digitan why do you get to be on TWO cards???
digital bros won again
>>565072274This is the gayest shit in uma yet, and I love it. My bf and I will be pulling for her for sure.
>>565072098>>565072330Fuji gets two cards
>>565072307>cowOpinion discarded
>>565072330>swordkino is reserved to just artwork Come on man.
>>565072006pls understand, they can't release good outfits right now cause otherwise it would make April revenue look like shit once again
>>565072340Prelude to Weeding skin next monthtrust
>>565072307They will NEVER give us anything that shows that much
digitan LOVE if you may
I cant believe the 3rd ALT got leaked on twitter before the stream
>>565072361YWNBAW
>>565072056Fuji already had a good suit design in her default skin, this lazy outfit was unnecessary and clearly a downgrade
>>565072425Fuji's original outfit is right there bwo
>new frontchad cards>concentration and top runnerKINO
>>565072460The Saudi Arabian version of umamusume is looking hot. Maruzensky might not make it in the game though, since she's not allowed to drive as a female.
>>565072274I could probably shove my hands into her back pockets and she wouldn't even think about it if I told her it was to evaluate her Bakushin.
>>565072518It's shit.
>>565072547indeed she would do the same for you, thinking it's a good thing
>>565072523This would be the perfect ALT for her according to faggots
My treasure~!
>>565072481I know. I'm not pretending to be a woman, Anon. Just a flaming homo.
funny how people only get upset at the Fuji alt because Pokke was already ugly as fuck
I like the art on that Tachyon card
>>565072592I'm just glad Kyutai draws uma art once in a while, usually on Unsu Bday.
AIR AGNES
>>565072592You got better quality?
>>565072667>more boy umas Yamero
>>565072515I do like her og more, doesn't make this alt automatically bad though
>>565072667>Tachyon you dont know ball>
>>565072667smug ass Tachy
Can you feel it. That tantalizing boundary.
>>565072667Good work, Uma 47
Tachyon will never be balling
>>565072620We can turn the cheek fondling into a greeting.
>>565072667This would have been a better ALT, do they only let the good designers work in cards now ?
>>565072725yes it does
>>565072460>>565072637inshaumallah
Hear me out guys: the suit alt would make for some wild sexy art. Imagine Fuji zipping down the crotch area for a quicky and zipping it back up when she has to race. Think of the potential
>>565072736
>>565072667this mogs both outfits
>>565072754Nigga ONE bad alt design group in the past like, 5 is not a big deal. Shit happens.
>>565072736It'll get censored in global
>>565072667>release the good designs in cardslmao they really want to kill next month's revenue huh
>>565072778>Implying artists will care about the outfit after the first 2 day or CLOUD chasing on XNo one is drawing bakushin with her ALT
>front specialized Speed Teio>free pullsOH NONONONO the front menace is back
>>565072667They didn't have the balls to allow that shirt to be short enough to expose her tummy
>>565072792
>>565072765This is so hot, wallah.
>>565072778Fuck off
>>565072813couldn't care less about the boring stories of the events, being honest it's a waste of money
>>565072667why is she a nigger ball player
frontsissies getting uppity
>>565072890pacegods run this thread
putos musulMONOS
>>565072956>censoring the navel with fireI'll never forgive Cygames
>>565072885>tfw no bakushin or fuji suit art where she’s got the trainers dick inside the crotch zipper for intercrural
I love that she has these platform shoes and is still fucking short.
>>565072829and is good to call them out cause otherwise cyjews would think they did a good job
>>565073064Ugly outfit Ugly boy
Sex with these japanese hags
When do they kill the cleat?
>a stream so shit that it killed both /uma/ and /umajp/
How long until MANT ends?I just can't play more than 1 career per day.
>>565072778if they didn't make it for her og outfit what makes you think they would do it for this one lol
>>565072956If the alt shows belly like in this art maybe is not so bad after all
>>565073064Stego has the perfect height otherwise how would you admire her beautiful eyes
>>565073215MANT never ends. You can play it forever.
DON'T STOPNO DON'T STOP TILL FINISH
>>565072940Do you not see the vision?!
>>565073193>a stream so shit that bonded both threads in their dislike for the new outfitsthis was cygames plan all along
Unironically those white band uniforms would be 100 times better than what they gave to Bakushin a Fuji kek
>>565073293>never endsIt ends several times a day actually「GIVE UP」
>>565073303>t.Creek>>565073335Fuck off
Satsumi my beloved.
>>565073064chances she will also get a shit alt?
>>565073335Based clothed sex enjoyer.
Another frontgod win
>>56507321572 more days of mantblazer...
>>565073435The tendency tells me she will get a white suit
>>565073419HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS IDEA SEXY?!
>>565073480>>565073480>>565073480
>>565073394Soulless
>>5650734350.Stego cute.Not like it matters now it's like 2 years off for that to happen.
>>565073215+2 months of suffering, just keep taking it easy, I'm also doing only one career per day
>>565073215You're almost halfway there bwo
>>565073494It's gonna be dirty af, you need to wash after you have sex, if you go after your day after it it fucking sucks
>>565073647I know, but the it’s the idea. Running around with the stink of sweat sex and having your boxers feeling clammy as hell sucks, but the idea of this is too hot
>>565062767Beyond fucken sick of uma lewders. Thought it was a cute reaction pic but no you're spreading degeneracy instead of contributing to the discussion. You filthy tagalog mumbling dumpster divers need to have internet removed from your scumpits
>>565063410Eat as much liquid cement as you can as fast as you can, you fucking SEAnigger
>>565069451GTFO the thread you fucken thighslapper. Instead of contributing to the discussion you decide to open your mongoloid mouth and drop out some disgusting shit. Your mother should have strangled you in the crib, and I pray your life only goes downhill from here. You and the rest of your ilk are a stain on this fandom that needs to be excised before we end up another gooner infested cesspit. You could spank your malformed asiatic skinflute to anything, don't do it to this. Sit down and do some self reflection or kill yourself in a very violent and public manner. Fucken drooling shit swigger. Filthy meatstain. Cunt.
>>565069843kinda nuts with the price of gold where it is right now, but I imagine these are quite small
>>565067492need that pokke motorboating fuji gif with rice and bourbon
>>565061229
>>565060283riko would die mid-coitus and then you'd have to go crawling back to aoi and it would be very awkward
>>565070062They will almost assuredly be more valuable due to being uma artifacts, like a coin with historical value instead of a piece of bullion.
>>565071692her normal racewear is a black suit tho
>>565071762having a family of her own will help her process her grief
>>565071886food doesn't make the belly button pop out like that thoughbeit!!!
