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Princess > King
i'm not ready for the finals, i know i'm losing to an oguri but this time i tried really hard
Digitan LOVE
FOR GLORY
>New pokke and fuji costumesIT SHOULD'VE BEEN DIGITAN
this timeskip thread will be gayer
Report schizo ramblings with or without image, doesn't matter if it's "REEE NTR SPAMMER" or some literal who faggot screaming "REE NTR SPAMMER GO BACK" all day long
>>565107721nah, I prefer to believe in bride Digitan
After Bakutranny... the Fujitroon!Grim
>>565107780Honestly you guys complaining about the guy complaining about the avatarfag are getting fucking annoying. Just ignore all of them
>>565107770>#25934 didnt even notice that lmaoooo>>565107823DIE PEDOPHILE TRANNY>>565107908shut up NTRfanboy and go back
>>565107813Me when I saw Handanon's hand and Dickanons dick...
>>565107863oh... well that's true... yes...
>>565107707I'm losing to an oguri too, didn't even get 20 wins but somehow managed A finals it's ok anon, we're going to make it anyway! Do your best in finals!
>>565107717Joshua Graham as Almond Eye’s trainer is so fucking funny man
kingu wants (you) to pull on her headband while you're taking her from behind during umapyoi
>>565107990u 2, good luck
>>565107567oh oops I didnt delete the number correctly mb#2594 ofc#2595 next
>>565107823
>>565107994me on the right
>>565107994Creek would do this.
>>565107823cute furawa
>>565107994this reminds me something but I can't remember what
>>565108023"I don't enjoy MANT, but when done righteously it is a chore like any other"
>>565108117holy fuark man ai is crazy good it even does the fake handrawn thing with the speech bubble
How can uma concentrate on running while having strong pussy tingles from seeing the other runner's jiggling breasts and arses? Considering that every trainee at Tracen is lesbian
>>565107994
>>565107717 >>565108221Joshua Graham as Almond Eye’s trainer is so fucking unfunny and racist and bigoted man
>>565108215Last night when we were together, obviously.
oh fuck I think I let the special mission with the second of the two races on the same day as the osaka hai expireFUCK
>>565108279icky men are looking at them run, objectifying their bodies and that turns the umas off
what's the next scenario like? how long are the runs?
Is it gay to want to fuck this boy?
>>565108312t. Lala
>>565108456She can get pregnant, so no
>weird smell like oversteamed broccoli coming out of my fuse box>touch it>fuses are hot>one of them instantly flips the second i brush itbwos am I going to die?
>>565108215Elden ring marika femdom porn animation
I miss the early 2000s when lgbt practically didn't exist and was at most a general pejorative or a punchline. Now everything including this game has to be filled to the brim with queerness. These cute and strong uma will never have children, because they'd much rather have a dead bedroom with their sapphic lover. /uma/ celebrates this, because anons are mostly either cuckolds or agp troons. I blame gen z for being the most mindfucked generation.
>>565108262>>565108456>is it gay wanting to fuck a GIRL?
why is this guy posting the same pasta in every thread
>>565108456Stego is a cute girl, so no.
>>565108545Just get new fuses
>>565108632Ritualposting has been a thing for years
>>565108632He wants (you)s
>>565108657that NG and that stare make the pic oddly lewd
>>565108365there's only the oka sho/satsuki sho ones available so sadly yea, cygames are monsters for making them available during CM
>>565107994her foot against the wall makes no sense. shit image 0/10 wouldn't fap.
>>565108582something looks off about this
>>565108551ah right, that one
Tacuteyon
>>565108562It's okay. You can just ignore the gay shit. We all know that all the umas are straight. Not even bi, but straight. Dasca and Vodka are especially heterosexual. Digitan? 100% for male torena. That's just how it is.
Hope all hogs will whiff their recoveries in a few hours
>>565108784
>>565108885retard, why are you giving him attention
>>565108775I did two quick URA runs to take care of that this morningdon't why I even bothered, the rewards are insignificant. Just a completionist mindset, I guess.
Acute!
>>565108885>Not even bi,You can choose the gender when you start the game and aside from dober being nice or how they refer to you, nothing changes about their stories and they still want (you) even if you play as a female.
>kill them all
How is the bottom of (you)r archive looking? Are you avoiding certain umas? When will (you) get to playing their careers?
>>565108940shut the FUCK upI shit on gay and queer faggotry for the love of the game. That's what being a hater is ABOUT
>>565108456-no:
>>565108640the fuck? Oguri's actually sexy?
Good night friends!!!
I did a jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/0vlHG6
>did an aoharu run to loop some whites>lost to Bitchko with an S-ranked teamI didn't want to relive this
>>565108941same, i just don't like leaving quests expire even if the reward is nothing
>>5651091021. hot2. >taste like hdmi cable...watt
>>565109102is it safe to disconnect one of my screens and lick the hdmi cable?
stego lost and will forever be hated
>>565109238Only if you have antivirus protection
>>565109206a lot of iron in pussy makes it metal-tasting
>>565107686Princess + King
>>565109216cute bobo
stego won and will forever be enjoyed by non-schizophrenic anons>>565109328but an hdmi CABLE would first and foremost taste like rubber or plastic, not metal...
Anons would you use Nishino flower or Marvelous power?
>>565109136Good night poster that likes babies a suspicious amount
>>565109095I unfortunately can't do this because of the sheer amount of Uma I'm missing so you couldn't even see any of the ones I DID train and half of it is grayed out.
>>565109095I have, but have never trained:>SpeFAT>SummerFAT>Mambo>Cleric Grass>Festival Rudolf>OG Biwa>Tickezo>Akebono>Dia-chanAs soon as I'm through with making a good GW parent with Seiun Sky and finished Taurus prep, I want to run Dia-chan and Mambo careers in Aoharu. Can't wait to read their stories.
>>565109454Good evening to the tranny that is really obsessed about pointing out little children whenever he sees them.
>>565109434Marvelous!
>>565109425Last time I ate out a girl, her pussy tasted like sour skittles. It’s weird but I get what the artist is going for
>fuck tazuna>wake up next day>shes gone>stamina training application is on the pillow
hehe it's hoguri because she fat like a hog
>>565107567First rate cutie.
>>565109636I get the joke, I just found the "HDMI Cable" bit too oddly specific, implying that toreina licked or nibbled on an HDMI Cable before like a hamster.
>>565109136gn
>>565109434I use Marv if I'm training a late surger or I'm desperate for the +1 stamina. Otherwise it's Nishino Flower.
>>565109705this would make for a funny doujinand a funny sequel would entail Toreina-san doing stam training, and then getting with Riko, leaving in the morning with a stamina application next to her.
>tastes like HDMI cabledo we finally have an equivalent for salty milk and coins
>>565109802>spoilersOoooohNo clue then. Maybe Toreina eats hdmi cables as a snack
how would you know how an hdmi cable tastes like tho
>>565109095I played their careers I just have never touched these alts...
can they release just one canonical hetero uma in the name of fairness? i mean lesbians already have vega, agnes t, agnes d, groove, shakur, almond eye, machan, biwa, buena vista, curren, ruby, helios, daiwa, pasa, eishin, finemo, hishi amazon, jungle pocket, kitasan, ardan, dober, mcqueen, bobo, brian, taishin, ntr, festa, neicha, flower, oguri, raisu, bakushin, chiyo, laurel, dia, seiun, suzuka, falcon, spe, creek, rudolf, opera, taiki, tamamo, teio, jordan, vivlos, vodka, maya, gold ship, kingu, maru, doto, cafe, fuji, gentiledonna etc.
>>565109887bags of sand
I have never played Tannhauser's career
why CM13 ace prep feels like longslop...
>>565109491I mean't as in those you have only ran once and only have a b/a as your archive recond. The picture there is edited as I'm missing more umas than that but nishino is the only one i*ve not run on that row.>>565109559I generally try to give the alts a single run but I've been busy so ballroom Seiun has been relegated to the cuckchair...>>565109946I try to give the alts a single run just for the archive
>>565109636>I get what the artist is going forkhv wizard +7, I don't get it at all. Explain?
>>565109930>Maybe Toreina eats hdmi cables as a snackUnderstandable, have a nice day.>>565109990We use "bags of sands" for tiddies already
Where's my Danchou?
>>565110032because you need just enough stam that you cant easily run an aries deck without getting a really lucky highroll on stam
>>565110107He's taking a shower right now. I'll let him know you called.
>>565110107what club?
>>565107823she should livestream with maya more
any other ojiisans here who existed when people still used land line telephones? sometimes i would lick the part of the receiver that attached to the base because it tasted funny and made my tongue numb...
>>565110235Mambo
This is a 100% for you hetero Uma that the schizo will never enjoy and instead keep spamming pastas and bait in vain.
>>565110006I hope you like bourbon/rice plotline
>>565110327i dont play on jaypee??
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WANT TO IMPREGNATE KING HALO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>565110327>SEA/US hours have NTR and anti-jpschizophrenia spamming>EU hours have anti-stego and yuritranny spamfascinating stuff that
>>565108279Running for them is basically having sex
>>565108897im gonna smooch sundayman
>turbo's and suzuka's advice is just "be an oonige lol"that's mean
>>565110509me on the left
HALOhttps://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>565108995that only proves saigames is jewish
>>565109953shut up nigger, lesbians arent even real
>>565110324>checksoh you're rightIf that flatlining nigger isn't even going to abide by his own fucking rules, what's the point? All the shitscreamers in November about a week of flatlining and now your danchou's flatlined for 2 months+? Such a joke, Mambo a self-parody at this point
tl dr
>>565110502Are they all like Arnold? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ1xCGmuJ7k
>>565110594uhhh thats not Halo
>>565110594why don't zoomers like normal women? is it because they've been watching porn since the age of 5?
>>565110058Very cute Ayabe >>565110057Pussy tastes kinda weird and can range from sour to battery acid (rip my friend for that info)>>565110594Okay but why
>>565110298>>565110327>>565110509>>565110690Are these your OCs? Where are they in the Global game?
>>565110620Well, yeah. But to pretend they aren't Bi is retarded BECAUSE they are jewish. I don't ship Uma/Uma but to say they aren't Bi by the nature of the game itself is dumb as shit.
I miss the hotsprings.
>>565110674He is dead and just stopped logging in without saying a word. We await the new danchou. What the fuck do you expect us to do? Plenty already pointed at it.
>the antijp schizo woke upturns out he, the pro and anti NTR fags and yuri tranny are all teh same schizo>>565110795
>>565110767in this economy, relationships are a luxury
>>565110795Holy shit the puppet came to life
>>565110594>patreon>ai slop
>>565110723Pretty much.
>>565110861>black handFuck off cuck faggot
>>565110767probably. They're also afraid of being real/honest/genuine so everything has to be an ironic shitpost, double points if it's edgy or transgressive. Although these are probably GenAlpha types, millennials fucked up their kids just as much as the boomers did theirs.
>>565110961spicaman is BLACKED. sorry nonny, its just reality.
which way western man
>>565110896
>>565110865>We await the new danchouhow does that even work? If the danchou just vanishes, doesn't the club stay in limbo forever? He has to come back and make someone danchou, doesn't he?
Sorry Cafe but your trainer was UMAed by Tachyon
>>565111116
>>565111096>have to choose between bitch or retardThis is accurate
>>565110838they should have written multiple careers for every character based on the player's gender just to confirm the character's sexuality instead of leaving it ambiguous
>>565111096So called drop of blood niggas when a woman with ears and tail enters the breeding pool
>sinking feeling about finals is not as frequent or bad as last time, but still kinda sucksPLEASE JUST LET IT BE OVER
Is this a decent plan for a generalist set of late/end parents? I figure I might as well get my own set of good parents so I'm not reliant upon borrows as much any more.
>>565111205what the FUCK does that even mean you racist incel?
>>565111174he gets automatically booted after 14 daysyou'd think one of the officers would get his position but the new danchud is just selected at random
>>565111174If he stays offline for like 8 more days the position automatically moves to a random member. That said, if he logs in like the day before he loses the position just to keep it then he's exactly like the faggot Clover danchou and that would be a big problem for the club
>>565111205umas are all white aryans
>>565111096this way
>>565111205Those people don't hate blacks because they are a different race they hate them because blacks are a subhuman race.Umas are not subhuman so it's fine
Danchou here. If I don't see enough platinums later today I will raise the monthly quota once more to motivate the entire club.Danchou...OUT!
>>565110767because normal women are literally evil. they treat you like shit then demand you apologize for "making them" treat you that way. nothing is ever good enough, they've been taught their entire lives that the world owes them happiness and comfort and they expect any men in their lives to provide that for them. the least realistic thing about uma musume, including the feats of strength and ears and tails, is that the girls are excited about competition and working hard to get better.
>>565111174If a danchou doesnt log in for 14 days, the game autoassigns the danchou to a new member. Nobody knows what criteria are used for it, since cygames doesnt explain shit.
>>565111096I choose true Japanese beauty
>>565111362
It's a well known fact that Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Tokai Teio, Maruzensky, Fuji Kiseki, Gold Ship, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet, Mejiro Mcqueen and so on are lesbians.But which uma isn't a lesbian? There's no way Cygames didn't make at least one straight uma for heterofags, right?
>>565111459Cute Boy
>>565111358>the position automatically moves to a random memberHOLY SHITthe drama just got real, PLEASE POST CHAT LOGS ON 1 MAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHO WILL THE NEW DANCHOU BE?! WHAT WILL HE DO?! Dramafags, we are so back, Mambo ftw!
How do we stop NTRfag? How do we stop the schizo attaching himself to Narita Top Road and yurishit once and for all?
>>565111382
those new alts look awful
How do we stop antiJPfag? How do we stop the schizo attaching himself to Narita Top Road and yurishit once and for all?
READY STEADY DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYY
>>565111418whew, lucky that's not MY danchou.
They've already released several umas whose whole personality is being a dyke (digitan, fuji, seiun, bakushin, helios, sirius, suzuka), so why can't they release one that is crazy about men?
>>565111543TIME FOR THE PROPAGANDA
Are you ready to hate fronts again?
>>565111382BASED BASED BASED
>>565111692Impersonate him and shitpost until whole general turns on him
no one cares for your JP only garbage yuri tranny fuck off back to /umajp/
>>565110364Guess I should read Rice Shower's career then got her early and skipped through the career.
>>565111096the one who actually gives a shit about you
>>565111887sloppa
>>565111382I'm black though
>>565111619Would Creek say this?
>>565112001go back to /v/ with your off topic garbage
>>565111382>Umas are not subhumanThey are female.
>>565112018go back
>>565112018
>>565111986both?
>>565111809Why would I hate my girls? You other styles should try harder.
>>565112001https://youtu.be/aM2lJDtR9As
>>565112090who hates women more, women or men? women, cause they hate women TOO
/uma/ is not racist!
which of mambo's many personalities do you hope gets pace promoted?>the cheerful fukuposter who stood in for dancho during the dancho cup>the winning ticket dancho demon>the "member of mambo's four kings here" poster>punished Ra>a literal who, forging his own path, making a new track
>>565110908>>565111024>>565111452I meant normal as in without a dick but I appreciate your teary admissions
>>565112196somebody please, kill my wife!
Why did antijpschizo get mind broken by the most hetero trainee to date?
e'b'en bros...
>>565112274>>565112206go back you racist bigoted /umajp/ faggots
>>565112280His bot broke?
>>565112018I'll like you regardless /uma/ club danchou
>>565112228Its gonna be the dude with the japanese name, who never talks and only trades trades.
>>565112206>>565112332you and your kin is not welcome here
>>565112228Ra got b& though, he flatlinedIt would be really funny if they brought the Betrayer back to take the crown
/um/ always gets like this at this hour...
>>565112251i meant that too... tranners are abormal but at least theyre kind to me...
>>565112410That guy is based desu. I really appreciate him
>>565112018frontbro...
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>565112410I think he would be a great danchou however it is going to be me instead
>>565112448>nuh uh its the seas>nuh uh its the europoors>nuh uh its the mutts>nuh uh seas are hte most friendly and helpful users acktually
>>565112410That guy is witGAWD on his alt
>>565112494Yeah he's cool.
>>565112228Should be Vattic, desu
There's 100 star pieces in the friend shop
Gold City feet in my mouth
pouring hot chocolate on Bourbon's skin
>>565112553It's the south hemisphere actually.
Which Umas would like watching football?
>>565112575vattic.....
new sloptuber just droppedhis favorite uma is sweepy so i can trust himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5GFzVzNqaM
Bobo is too eroi...
>>565112686>amazon prime soccer matches have a LIVE CHATHOLY SHIT WHAT
>>565112546I can just do both though?
>>565112726no, I'm not Vatticguess who............
>>565112731hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo sorry I'm hodling for the creek rerun
>>565110058impregnating ayabe with twins
>>565112510Shouldn't pace be the blackest running style? They get their cards pretty much as welfares and all the widest hip umas, like Creek, Taiki, and Blast are pace
>>565112514Too busy licking Chrono's lewd back and pits
>>565112846vattic.....
>>565112892and then telling her she has to sacrifice one of them or they'll both die?
apart from Kitasan, which Uma could you get away with molesting them?
>>565111489>>565111358It's the first one who checks the club on the day the danchou loses his position
>>565112135no, just the one you postedi meant gives a shit about you in a "there is a possibility of getting together in the future" kind of way
>>565113005
>>565112731he is so aggressive...like sweep...
>>565113062Doesn't count because it wouldn't be non-consensual
>>565113005I get the feeling that Taiki would let you do whatever you want, with a smile
>>565112731He sounds like a tryhard sweat from /here/
>>565112686>be respectful
>>565111489>Nobody knows what criteria are used for it, since cygames doesnt explain shit.Retard>>565111358>Random>>565113010This post is true.
>>565113251Mate. Any mare, any inu musume, any super mega (you) uma would let you do whatever you want, none of that would be "molesting" or "non-consensual", this includes kita.
>>565110674
>>565112731Actually listenableI am not listening to this for 15 minutes though
>>565112686Hurasshu, ofc. I think she even mentions it in her lobby lines.I don't care too much about divegrass, but I'd travel to the US/Canada/Mexico for the World Cup to root for desu teams with her.
>>565113326Okay, I concede my statement. I'm retarded and sorry for doubting cygames.
>>565113429based ösi
>>565113005Doto and Rob Roy
>>565113412Bobo erotic
>>565113053>I wanna make it big! So... until the time comes when we have to go our separate ways...
>>565113548>Someone admits faultWhitest poster in this thread thus far.
this thread sucks
>>565112914tl dwhe yaps for 11 minutes then says eh maybe probably idk? then starts randomly talking about saving for light hello like that banner isn't 4 months awaywaste of my time
>>565113684not as much as you suck COCK LMAO
Thank God I don't whore my uma by posting obscene pictures of her everyday like 99% of you cum-for-brains deranged sickos.
>>565113679Mambo is a white club
>>565113684How do we improve it?
>>565113684yeah, me
my balls itch
>>565113353even Shakur?
>>565111459
>>565113751We need an avatarposter that shares their racially charged political ideas, posts an image every 90 seconds, and gives REALLY HELPFUL advice
>>565113798wanna scratch them or should i do it
wifey looks great in whitr
I'm going to cum on and inside of any inu musume, kitsu musume, cf and boymusume
so it's going to be a bloodbath between the handful of Mambo anons get the login bonus. Holy shit, someone make some popcorn
>>565113720REPLY ACCURACY GOD...
>>565113857would Taishin be able to survive childbirth?
>>565113967Yeah
>>565111519Sword Saint Grass Wonder
>>565113893Agreed, but only if he's a white supremacist.
>>565112514I'm having lunch with my partner
>>565113967that's the plotline of her career in the sequel
>started a 2x borrow run on Unity Cupueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>565113929
>>565114065He is not white unfortunately
>>565113260What retard makes these, are they mad cause her story isn't romantical so they start drawing this shit?
>>565114065We wuz kangs hishiamaposter would actually be kinda entertaining for a few days
>>565114101try and stop me, you annoyingly sexy witch of the east
Why did Chiyobro stop talking about the orange?
if Lebron can play with his son why aren't there more umas racing against their in-game moms?
>been farming ryan for days>decide to fuck around once to complete the retarded race goals that bricks your entire run>gets the 9* nimble i've been targeting with unity tier stat with 20 races wonsOf fucking course, it's not 3 blues at least
>>565113929>kitsu musumeWe have one?
jwu i know I'm going to place 3rd and I'M READY FOR IT
>>565114067your /uma/bf?
>>565114097Make the best of it and go for ignited spirit pwr
>>565114339 Inari...
is childbirth hard for umas or does the baby just shoot out because of how strong they are?
>>565113720yeah he clearly just off the cuff'd it. should've written a shorter and more basic script. could've made a video 1/3 of the duration and double the pertinent info.
>>565114278>there's no 9* nimble on chronodamn
>>565114358Yes. You.
>>565113326>>565113010>first to check the club screenWait, what about the officer thing? Doesn't the either the first or latest officer get the leader role if there is one?
>>565112731>pedos sticking togetherNo thanks diddy ah
>>565114339*kons you*
>>565114252imagine the get-back kingu would have against that bitch
What are (You) doing until the finals?
>>565114445Spechuds mum died giving birth to the supreme racist, so probably just like it is for ningen women.
>>565114445>or does the baby just shoot out because of how strong they are?I feel like a human baby wouldn't survive that
>>565114237Oh, but my intention is not to stop you; I am just surprised by your statement.
>>565114561I think Cygames did it that way, because its the easiest and most braindead way to make sure some active becomes danchou
>>565114358Nah we met long before Umamusume was a thing even in Japan
>>565114561>officers are not entitled to become successors it's randomLmao this is so funny.
>>565112731why would you need 15 minutes to say "yes roll for her she's better than all wit SRs just at 1LB", every sloptuber video can be reduced to a 10 seconds short and no information will be lostalso at least he doesn't sound brown
>>565114609watchin' the footy
>>565114609Trying to not have anxiety attack.
>>565114689Glad we understand, tho I don't get why you're so surprised/shocked by my statement.
>>565114818me on the right
>>565114609watching Tsun Tsun Maid wa Ero Ero Desu
>>565114609Sleeping
Why does my nigga have to be a fucking DEFENDER
>>565114936Bourbon alt?
>>565107721I desire to spawn a multitude of offspring to plague the future of the uma musume scene, subtly causing umas to kidnap their trainers to propagate uma bloodlines for eternity...also i hope all of them are freaks like their mother. Digitan forever
>>565114609Gunpla >>565115023I love the gap moe of more taciturn umas giving (1) compliment to the trainer while heavily blushing
>>565112686
it has been a while since i played with sound on but today i remembered anons said the MANT music is good and it is but i also found out oguri has a voice line that is like 3 moans and when you're navigating between menus it just sounds like if you suddenly started fingering her
>>565114936>ewThere's your problem. It's gross.
So she's a pretty good wit card, even at 1LB, but sinking 60k carats for 1lb is risky, what with Light Hello/Tachyon being around the corner. >inb4 mlb her in 200 bwocan't budget around that. Ends aren't my main, so I'll have to skip. Sad. And really I'd want her at 3LB, not 1LB, otherwise I'd just borrow her.
>>565112686>open the match>no chatREEEEEEEEEE
>>565114278I thought I could get some more (You)s than this, back to the mines I guess
>>565114549They gave Stego skinny waist and hips so that her chest looks bigger.>>565115023Aruvu Trainer actually distinctly keeps somewhat of a distance doing subtle things to get her attention and trust, rather than be overbearing. From buying dog themed things in order to make her happy, to getting another trainer to bring their dog and pretend they lost control of it so she can chase it down to give her a distraction. People who are terribly overbearing probably wouldn't actually be able to tear down the walls.
>>565115294https://foxtrend.co/event/ppv-paris-saint-germain-vs-bayern-munich/admin/1
>>565115063a beautiful dream.
>>565115165>2. Bundesliga team
>>565114609playing WP
>>565115373>literal who third party websitegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay and disgustingly misleading
>>565115113ooh, what are we buildin'? Maybe I'll finally start my MG God Gundam I've had in the box for a few years now. I'm out of high grades to practice on.
>>565115289She would've been my main target but I got into sunk cost in NTR banner and have a max LB ayabe so I'm going to wait for Ramonu for my second wit card
>>565114609Continuing to work on my Warcraft 2 campaign. When I learned that the community had made a tool to create your own AIs for the game, I couldn't resist. Making all the stuff I always wanted but didn't know how to as a child now.
>>565115470It's a free stream gwo, what do you expect
>>565115553that is a HG RX-78 Origin
>>565115626the initial post made it seem like it was an official chat provided by amazon on their direct livestream not some third party website where people are racist cuz of course they are its fucking euro soccer
>>565115289>but sinking 60k carats for 1lb is risky, what with Light Hello/Tachyon being around the corneraround the corner being almost 75 days away in this case, stop being afraid bro
I miss my umawife
getting a happy ending from Kitasan after a massage
Why is the only daughter-figure in this game a fucking retard?
>>565112989actually I'll just keep getting her pregnant but I'll knock up topro as well
>>565114609Watching a youtube video about one of my fav movies and then I'll jerk off until CM time.
>>565115553It’s a high grade rx7802. Got it as a gift and just now started building it.>>565115683OI, how the fuck?
>>565115632>>565115632>posting the UNFINISHED, cropped version>>565115583>Working on a WC2 mapCurious, but you do who>Working on a whole ass campaignActually based, even if I'd prefer it to be WC3 but that's super personal so whatever.
>>565115698You can barely even type swears in vidya, you think amazon is letting people type nigger in their chat or have nigger in their username?It's just streaming the prime stream
>>565115850Kids are retarded
>>565115781we only get 19k-ish carats per month, gotta hoard them shekels>tamachanrubhands.jpg
>>565114609Watching super duper mega right wing incel chuds dab on ze lefties on YT
>>565114609Working
>>565115909>even if I'd prefer it to be WC3 I made a lot for W3 too, but when Blizzard fucked up the map editor, most of my maps became unplayable. I will never forgive them for ruining the entire game with Reforged. It's the game I've played most in my life, and not even close.
>>565114687that's why umamusume labor and delivery centers have a special padded baby catching basket
>>565114609I forgot about the Finals
First leg of Japanese Dirt Triple Crown, Haneda Hai in around 15 hours
>>565112731>Sweepybased
>>565116048yes they are>6yo loli niece wants to climb a tree, help her get up the trunk>dad (my little brother) says no, she'll get stuck and cry, she has to climb it herself>she gets mad and storms off>finds uncle, my brother in law, begs him for help>folds, helps her into the first branches>she gets stuck>starts to cry>dad makes her admit he was right and she was wrong before he helps her down, tells her that's called taking responsibility when you do something dumb>inb4 what were doing during all this>pic related at dumb loliuma musume
>>565115113>>565115553I got a RG Nu Gundam I stopped building because I'm running out of space at my current place...
You’re going to congratulate the one who beat you like jpbros does, right?
>>565114609going to try and nap and lucid dream about my wife
>>565115896I know things
>>565116536Was she wearing a skirt?Did you look up the skirt while she was stuck on the tree? Describe what you saw in as much detail as you can if you did
>>565115909pregzuka
>>565116728How can Ardan be your wife if she's my wife???
>>565116468>most of my maps became unplayableLet's not forget that all of your ""copyrights"" related to those maps now all officially belong to blizzard :^))Reforged was such a gigantic fuck up it's so goddamn funny how much damage they caused by making it a forceful update, even tho old third party pirated WC3 clients.But yes sorry for your loss, obviously, I honestly forgot about all that garbage for a hot minute.
>>565116532Is there a stream?
>>565116807>Let's not forget that all of your ""copyrights"" related to those maps now all officially belong to blizzardit's so funny they did this shit in reforged to accidentally not have another dota situation
>>565116746She was wearing a skirt with leggings. I didn't look because I was more interested in my beer and double bacon cheeseburger than looking up loli skirts. Now if it had been Maya's skirts, it'd be a different story
>>565116893Icefrog literally went to them first I can't imagine being the guy to reject it
>>565116781Read The Republic, especially the middle books where Socrates discusses how minds access the forms of thingsor read Book I of Euclid's Elements, does pretty much the same thing
>>56511706817 years old
>>565116893>Valve makes DOTA 2 with the help of the original creator>Blizzard gets butthurt and sues them>THEY FUCKING LOSE>Get so butthurt they make a direct competitor suing their own IPs>Ends up pretty alright for being a HYPER casual DOTA clone, but ends up forgotten and dying>Continue to ruin their reputation by COMPLETELY DEMOLISHING WC3 as a whole, legacy and future
>>565116536>pic related at dumb loliEvil unc
>>565117208>reading
>>565117290is this stego or ayabe
>>565116739>smart falco poster is smart S-Scary >>565116542It’s time to build a new shelf anon. Or make a floating shelf.
>>565117294READ NIGGER READ
>>565116706No. Someone post the guy who always puts a broken monitor over his non 1st results
>>565116468>when Blizzard fucked up the map editorEven their own maps don't work anymore. Stuff like the original Warchasers that came with RoC 1.0 gets softlocked because a lot of triggers don't register, and most heroes start without inventory slots. It's embarrassing.
>>565117462Heh...>>565117402Are you unironically blind?
>>565117483
>>565116468dude seriously. reforged is actually a fucking atrocity, WC3 is also my most played game ever. the customs were godlike. dota ruined everything by getting too popular, blizzard refused to ever let something like that get away from them again but in doing so they completely killed what made the platform good. there are some stupid TD maps that i crave but can never ever play again because the guys who made them completely evaporated and nobody had the heart to try and remake them.i have a theory that the recent death of AAA games is because there's no more easily accessible/popular mapping/modding scenes like wc3 customs or source. its probably just my angry ojii-san soul writhing with old age however.
>>565117634>German client>BESTIENRITTER>Even their own maps don't even work anymoreUmazing.>>565117727>Acktually it's this ONE SINGULAR games fault and not the fault of the industry as a whole switching to greedy methods that make more money
I'm not training a late surger again
>>565117784>the should strap coming undone as she runsi know this is 3dpd but holy fucking kino.
>>565117852end closer is the same
>>565117068Slop is so weird the mash of line weights is unnerving
>>565117727Death of AAA is because they take too long to release games and the budget is too high
if I also lose B finals with my oshi im going to delete my account
>>565117961me in the middle
>>565117880
>>565116532>Ayasan Jotarois that a
>>565118053Haha, we should go out for donuts sometime, haha
https://x.com/FabrizioFauno/status/2048809888361456047 this is me after I'm done with sweepy
I ordered a strawberry green tea but they forgot the green tea so my cup is just strawberry drink
>>565117784>wardrobe_malfunction
>>565117727>>565117995Triple A gaming died for the exact same reasons Hollywood died. Hubris and general retardation/mismanagement.Yes you can go all /pol/tard, but the main reason why ballooning budgets, which result in games having to make more money to compensate, which results in microtransactions up the ass as they became NEEDED TO SURVIVE.Something something Spiderman PS4 was surprisingly cheap, while the sequel had an insanely huge budget, which resulted in it being a bit of a failure in comparison, even tho the devs could've easily made it cheaper but they were forced to do this and that which ballooned the budget to heaven.
germans are gettin fucked
>>565118224true, I can confirm
>>565117995The moment a company becomes publicly traded, it's over. From that point on, only the shareholders matter, and they want endless growth and money. That's completely incompatible with creating a good game.Steam remaining private and the rise of Indie games are really important. But once Gabe is no longer around, things could go downhill, depending on who takes over for him.
>>565118430they fucked brazil hardcore, this is what they deserve
>>565118492It’s been 12 years since that, anon
>mlb finemo and NN>end closer mainUUUGGHHHH I SHOULD SKIP CBT BUT B-B-BUT BUT B-B-B-B-BUT LE FREE UP LE BORROW SLOT BUT B-B-BUT
>>565118430honest football lost today...
>>565118470>>565118331But also we hate minorities
>>565118572people still scream at germans for their funny WW2 crimes from 80 fucking years ago.>>565118620/v/ is that way mate
>>565118430the tranny fucker was truly the black sheep of that team, can't believe frogs are going to win the cup again
>25934What year is it in this time skip? Do we have flying cars? Imagine Maruzensky the eternal 18 driving one of these.
Fine Motion posters are the new Curren posters, more bratty less slutty.
>>565118331I've been playing AA games recently and most of them are as good or better than AAA games I used to play. I recommend games that are on the scale of Owlcat or lower...
>>565118684The entire country shutting down for a week because of that game still makes me laugh
>>565117784Honestly?Accurate.
>>565117784Man I Love Super Creek
>>565117784Creek does this every time I tell her I'm hungry
>>565118807AA games aren't even as common as they used to be in the PS2/Xbox/GC era, they were all over the place back then because of how rare truly big Triple A titles were, which is probably why Ubisoft tried to pull a "Quadruple A games!"Necromunda: Hired Gun is a great modern day example for AA, a game that feels like a AAA game from 2-3 generations ago.
>>565116823I don't know about the kick one, but NAR races are often streamed on youtube>>565118175nyes
>>565118598if you skip cb going to be borrow lock unless you're fine never borrowing other flex cards for the cms
>>565118684go back to your browncord
>>565117829>>565117995>>565118331Well not one singular game's fault but if you look at many of the most played games in the last 10 years, they're all iterations on custom maps and mods. Dota/LoL, CS/Valorant. Since nobody is allowed to just be creative and make weird shit anymore you don't have communities of people trying to do interesting weird shit. The stuff that does exist is stuck inside these weird pay2play structures where people are incentivized to try and make money instead of just make cool things they like. The only interesting innovation that exists is in weird indie games or fuckass random slavic devs like with Escape from Tarkov,
>>565117784Makes me think if any Uma ever had a wardrobe malfunction and didn’t realize it until after the race due to being locked in
>>565119170
>>56503740330,000 carats
Gold Week Stego is sexy.
>>565118785>finexisters
>>565117784T R A C E NRACEN
>>565110594WHY I'M GETTING HARD I DON'T LIKE FUTA
>>565119074That one has been on my radar! probably won't play it for a year or two sincemy current PC is doing a dreadnought and serving even in death vut I'll try it as soon as I actually upgrade!
>>565119405you're gay
>not offside>5-4Fuck krauts
we're so back
>>565119289Now that I could afford.
>>565119469It's not over til it's over....
>>565119469>5:4Wtf is happening? Will the goal nets be able to take much more of this?
>faggot with almost all ignited spirit sparks changed his borrowFUCK YOU
>>565119039>Torena-san, it's breastfeeding time
I need intercourse
EISHIN FLASH EISHIN FLASH
>>565111670i would look like this if i was a girl
>>565119650
fuck the french
>>565118430Good
>cm13 test rooms>more dominatorslopI wanna get off this ride, John Cygames.
I have a severe calcium deficiency
>>565119650me too>>565119671with her
>>565119791Are dominators actually strong on CM13 though?
>>565119791It's going to be the thing for a while since TB takes too long and in general people are lazy
>>565119953dominators are always strong
>>565119623>the nets
>>565119953dominators are never strong. if you lost "because" of dominator you would've lost anyway.
>>565119953The more dominators in a lobby the better actual lates and ends get. Not because they fuck over fronts that much but just for the fact that they arent actually going to compete for 5th so a backliner ace can snag red shift+mpb and surge forward
You guys do realize men can't have parental instincts and liking characters like Haru Urara and Mayano is suspect.
>>565119120Your game examples are a tat silly. People get inspired by things that came before them, often times mish mashing them like in the case of Valorant (CS+Overwatch/Heroshit). Out of the dota maps came HoN, then LoL, then way later Dota from Valve, who is known to elevate mods (TF, CS) into standalone stardom.Is the latter peak creativity? Course not, but what truly is or has been in the last 20 years? Everyone inspires everything, the question is how much they "copy paste" the original idea or not, otherwise you might as well call out Battlefield, CoD and many sequels for doing the same thing over and over.>nobody is allowed to just be creative and make weird shit anymoreBecause Movies and Games have become disgustingly expensive, resulting in publisher refusing to take any risks like they used to. Games don't cost 5-10mil anymore, but 100-200mil on avrg. Yes it's retarded and needs to stop before the industry collapses like Hollywood is actively doing right now. However that means fighting the ROOT CAUSE ISSUE not superficial skin level stuff.>like with Escape from TarkovAh yes, another literal money pit, except they get away with it for some reason.>You want more storage? Pay up faggot, or grind>You want to play proper PvE with your friends? PAY UP! btw we only made this cuz SPT exists which is better than us>Cheater? Don't exist... shut up they're not real and no they aren't buying new copies cuz we refuse to properly ban people>>565119426It's nothing major, but pretty damn alright and the devs most polished game yet (not a huge challenge).
>>565120312S E O U L
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDS KILL YOURSELF YOU'RE NEVER ON TOPIC ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT SOME DUMB RANDOM SHIT THAT IS NOT UMAMUSUME NOT TO MENTION THE RAMPANT AVATARFAGGING IS DISGUSTING KILL YOURSELF FINEMOTRANNY FLASHTRANNY CHIYOTRANNY GOLDTRANNY ARDANTRANNY
>>565120249I only have platonic love for Urara but every other small uma I will impregnate
>>565120393How would McQueen say this with that donut in her mouth?
You retards will argue about anything.Waffles or pancakes?
>>565120393
>>565120496Neither.
>>565114097Stings because I wanted to do this mission
Dahby???????
>>565120393mcpreg
>>565120519Sex with Mejiro Ramonu. Is that on topic enough?I kinda agree though
new cryer
>>565120708Cool i don't know who the fuck that is
>>565120496waffles taste like plastic pancakes are sugar bombs
>>565120595Yes, this sunday Dahby (Kentucky)
>>565120496I prefer waffles, but I don't dislike pancakes.
>>565120393>ARDANTRANNYMeds desu wa>>565118316 (Me)>>565119647 (Me)>>565119797 (Me)
Croix in his stable after training. He's a really chill and laid back horse according to his team. He's similar to his dad Kitasan where he obediently does whatever they ask him without fuss but treats them solely as jobs and once it's over they basically go full "off the clock" mode right away
>>565120748shut up tranny and go back
>>565120708Why do you guys call Spiki edits cryers?
>>565120371please dont post videos of me without permission. my girlfriend mcqueen will get upset.
>>565120817I legit thought croix was a black horse
>>565120519I want a slop video of this like the Hitler one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmjrfXO0mdk
Thoughts on the alleged 2x front ace + front dominator strat?
gentildonna does
>>565120776DAAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYY
>>565120496I like my uma like I like my pancakesflat and smothered with cream
>>565120904lmao
>>565120874Yeah dark bay horses tend to be deceiving like that kek, but yeah he's not a pure black horse just like Kitasan (not actually)Black
>>565120496In my opinion, I honestly don't think I will ever be happy
Do we have any stableposting about our new up and coming underdog hero Lovecen?
It took me 79 runs but this was the 3* I got from it...
>>565120496More of a scrambled eggs guy personally
https://x.com/kaor1n_n/status/2049113014755057841
>>565120496Should've gone with pineapple on pizza - yes or no.
>>565121145
>>565121218>not sunny-side-upYou are a disgrace.
>>565121283yeswith some good tomato sauce and ham = divine
>>565121271these screencap cuts where you can just barely see the next person are always really funny to me for some reason. like the "respect our elders" event where you can see the next person is maruzensky.
Alfredo sauce >> tomato sauce
>>565121320oh, this is from before they added the stars to his G1 saddle towel
>>565120496cereal with no milk
>>565121145LoveCN? Chinese money confirmed
>>565121417which umas are using a blue with red polka dots racing uniform?
>>565121536
>>565120197Naruhodo... I don't think I'll run any Dominators in CM13 regardless.
>>565121320Surely he's gonna get the triple crown this year, right? Can't wait for the derby next month.
Statements like >>565120249 are the kind of thing actual pedos say to deflect from their own perversions.
>>565121514>>565121694ssssssssex
>Check archive>Some anon mentions me and says he has a hidden rivalry with me because of my oshi aceCute...
>>565121536Kinda legit for Cini Minis.
So why DID they put Forever Young into the game so quickly
>>565121563Almond Eye and Blast One Piece. They're both from Silk Racing (they are also roommates because of this). If we get Equinox she'll likely have a similar design pattern too since the real horse is also from Silk Racing
Krauts lost
>>565121694Umazing!
>>565121424haven't seen a lot of leisure from him but those are usually taken in batches + if they allow visitors it needs to be reserved>>565121705very good chances and he's a strong horse even after he lost his horseshoe, it's a matter how much the other horses want to win>>565121913cygames owner owns him i believe
>>565121937Good. Bavaria can suck my left nut
>>565121913Literally just because her dad owns Cygames. There are many other horses that would've been more interesting.
>>565121563Almond Eye, Blast Onepiecein the future there will be more
What do you do during dogshit turns, after 2 races in a row? Next turn is an important epithet race (Kikuka Sho). My energy at 0. I have recoveries. All trainings are solo/empty without rainbows for +10 stats.Rest? Click whatever to level up facility?My go-to move in most cases is to use 40% megaphone, get training, run Kikuka Sho next turn, and turn after get another training with last megaphone turn.
>>565121705Can't say for certain, this gen has a lot of strong horses and even ones that had to miss the Satsuki Sho are going to be a wild card too
autis/uma/ A+ status?
>>565120848they cry
>>565121861>Cini Minis
>>565120848its funnierits easier to rememberi dont play whatever dog hsit china gacha your "spiki" shit is from
happy birthday boysex
>>565121937second leg at home with a goal deficit
>>565121985>>565122037Oh that's hilarious. I think I remember someone calling her a nepo horse but I didn't think it was literal
I want to lick Stego's shoulders in her new outfit.
>>565122101Higurashibros...
>>565121913>Fujita owned horse>The greatest dirt horse in Japan's history>Scheduled to retire after this year's Arima Kinen, so we can announce on 5th Anni, release a year later on 6th Anni (same thing as with Almond Eye announced on 4th Anni released on 5th Anni)Damn anon I don't know
>>565122202It's our favorites boys birthday? Neat!
>>565120249i thought this way until i spent time around my neice and nephew. it legitimately awakened a part of my soul that was dormant before that.
>>565122084ive just gotta finish my paper and then ill pump out fan runs tomorrow when im off work...we're so close...
>>565122165could be european
>>565121120This is true, but there's nothing wrong with eggos chocolate waffles toasted and crispy
>>565122385>Umaneko When They Cry
>>565122476It's a product by these fucks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestl%C3%A9
>>565122397yeppers
>>565122202Impregnating her bokumanko so we finally start a family together
>>565122293
>>565122567>Uman*koWhich umas would cry during vanilla sex besides Ayabe?
>>565122639Happy Birthday to the cutest soccer player there is
>>565122485laisu sex
>>565122418I have 3 nieces 6 and under, with a fourth niece/nephew on the way. You are absolutely correct, and statements >>565120249 are either ragebait shitposting or genuine projection. >inb4 Mayano/Raisu are sexyyes they are (I don't find Haru and Rice to be hot, personally, but Mayano triggers mad lust in me), but I could easily see an anon have feelings for them that are genuinely familial, not nakadashi.
>forever fraudlollmao even
>>565122745Bread Bath
>>565121739Everyone that call daughters to the umas are actual pedos
>I forgot to throw back my 2 Dominators in my CM team. My shit Fronts better not fuck this up
>>565122745uraranishinoricebikoyayoi
>>565122568only outside of the USit's Cinnamon Toast Crunch here
>>565120590no you didn'tif you did, you'd be playing MANT instead of URA/Aoharu
tell me the difference between these two, now
>>565123000blindanon...
>>565115683Oh! That's one of the ones I built! It's a good one.
>>565123000One enjoys nakadashi and the other one too
>>565123000one is a hall monitor and the other is heihachi mishima
>>565123000only one of them is sexy
>>565123000one is cute the other is ugly
>pull cheer banner>get dober dupe>get ardan (new)>64 pullsI don't think neicheer is coming home
Who's a bigger fraud? Deep Impact or Helen Keller?
>>565122982Doesn't matter. Anon was specifically talking about "Cini Minis" which is a brand sold by Nestle. No one cares or asked how they exist in the US, especially not when it's a completely different brand and company making them.
>>565123113i dont give a shit unless one of them is flat chested
This CM determines my future>1stKeep tryharding CMs>2ndKeep playing, but casually>3rdQuit
>>565122745
>>565122745Sirius would cry like a virgin
>>565123176see you in 3 weeks for the next cm, anon
>>565123113>Helen Kellerwho?
>>5651231767 and you die before watching finals
If you run double dom, you don't deserve human rights. Yes, even if you used oshi instead of hog.
>>565123000I hate this meme. They don't even look alike. And Bamboo is the one that sucks, so don't punish my goat Yaeno
>>565122745ope
Somebody should buy a backyard pony and register it as George Floyd. Getting him into the big leagues will be difficult but not impossible.
>>565123247
>>565123247What the fuck
>>565123113>Horse: RAN his own races>Keller: Not even real and only a pen name for literal who schizophrenics that want to paddle their pol garbage
>Me when I trick Opera O by giving her Cheerios instead of Alpha-Bits, so she thinks her cereal is praising her.
>>565123247Hope the funeral has good food
>Mayanozero attraction but watching her emotionally develop is sweet.>someone with Creek or Maruzen's body dressed and acting like Mayanoi am so aroused it's legally not permitted for me to operate machinery or driveam i a pedo?
>>565123259oh she sucks alright
>>565122084its gonna be sad when we barely miss it by like 5 ranks or something i’d rather be way below or way above the cut off
>>565123247WHAT THE FUCKWHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
>>565123361Yes
>>565123312this gives me a headache
>>565123337umagrok generate a photo of the opera bird bird bathing in a bowl of cheerios
Sirius Symboli must be made to act cute in retaliation for making Teio cry
>>565122584love this artist.
>>565123247nyo....
>>565123337
>>565122745ScarletVodka
>>565121705all I know is that there was an anon who said he was gonna job or die young before he ran the satsuki sho and his post ended in a 7
>>565123247I will simply never watch finals. I'm smarter than the devil
if i lose i will hit opera o REALLY REALLY HARD
>>5651232477s are meant for bringing good luck anon, dont do this...
sex with boys
>>565123673calm down doto!!!!
>>565121705He has stayer genes, so if he manages the Derby then Kikka Sho should be easy
>>565123746This image makes me feel nothing
>>565123673
>>565123000Yaeno Muteki is a janny
>>565123789its stylish, bwo...
>>565123673Doto would say this
>>565123828You got it backwards. You fool.
>>565123000One says "hiii" the other says "bruh"
>>565123318>ran his own racesWHILE DOPED OUT OF HIS GOURD
>>565123692then he's lucky dying now...
I can already feel the third place
>>565121936Ai really is overdesigned but it barely works, I think.
I can't even check my finals because I wait for someone
>>565123482damn. first futa, now this?
Yaeno CUTEki, I must smooch her
>>565123945sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>565122745Your new fetish oshi
Getting my gym session out of the way before finals so my gains aren't crushed by the intense cortisol spike of seeing my oshi in third place.
>>565124064I hate tickezo but I laughed
>>565123907good bait
>>565123000Bamboo Memory looks like a kitsune
>>565123247Just don't watch the Finals and you won't die, you still get rewards if you don't watch
>>565123000Bamboo Memory doesn't wear whore socks
>>565124064hehehehehe
>>565124064i think i laughed at that post more loudly than i have at anything in years. this place is healing me.
Hmph, surely you can be a strong Torena and watch your finals, right? You're not a pathetic coward, right?
>>565124064that's kinda hot
trainer-san I'm so sorry I drove into oncoming traffic and now we're all going to die I'm sorry I was ever born I'm such a klutz I'm sorry you ever had to meet such an awful umamusume
my streak is fated to end because of my refusal to use xoguri and/or double dominator. how can i deal with the feel?
>>565124064
>>565123928Same bwo. But I should be happy I even made it to the finals. Almost dropped out in Round 2.
>>565124259>my streakI read that as my steakIm hungry
>>565124064she would do this
>>565124229Yes, I'm a good boy, I'm a good puppy
/uma/ Census, 3rd Passhttp://poal.me/r8sjcxhttp://poal.me/r8sjcxhttp://poal.me/r8sjcx
>>565124259Medium or well done?
>>565124229I'm watching my finals on the off chance that 7 actually kills me
>maruzen drains 5 clocks just to win the asahi hai futanari stakeswhat the fuck? i remember fronts being easy to train.
I'm a fan of Dream Journey and I hate Stay Gold and the announcements made me hate Stay Gold even more Dream Journey's figure was already announced how is it fair for the ugly bum to already have a prototype
>Almost at image limitSlow down bwos...
>>565121705If Bereshit enters, he will win it
>>565124291spe would cry because she's almost finished with her delicious steak
>>565124459bwo, we have 50 posts and 43 images left, we're fine
>>565124538Okey doki literature club
>>565124368
>>565124089fuck, this is a good idea. I don't have time to do the entire thing before reset though. arghhh
soon
>>565123497
>>565124538The dumb Zoomer can count??
https://youtu.be/7We_HAYds5gWhat do you guys listen to while doing runs?
>We can never get a triple classic crown CM uma because Cygames never reran Kikuka Sho CMdreams deadTriple Crown that never was
>>565124684She cannot read clocks with dials
>>565124656umazing
>>565122084I don't know if we will make it but I'm content neverthelessI thought the club was on freefall at the beginning of this month, but autispocalypse was averted and we're fine now
>>565124810Movies on second monitor, or youtube videos of Sam Hyde
>>565124810For me it's 15 year old vidya soundtracks such as age of mythology...
>>565124854My beautiful wife Tachyon is the only crown winner of my heart
>>565124591Incomprehensible post
>>565124854>tachyon without tightspretty sure the genevuma conventions banned crimes like this
>>565124632we rooting for Take or Croix?
>>565124967Mix it up with some Rise of Nations
Breed Ramonu
>>565124810i've been listening to a 12 part long audiobook LITRPG series. it's the kind of slop an AI couldn't even generate. slopkino if you will.
>>565125149Hishi Hamazon.
>>565125027Admire Terra the Hero or Shin Emperor out of nowhere
>>565125118>>565125149these are the images I want spammed
>>565124632admire terra... you can do it...
>>565124810I listened to all of The Odyssey while doing runs a couple of months ago: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLLiEya-Q4RQNzXFxxRXvN4rFMAWBSXQOOther than that usually uma music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQCBaGO8oU
>>565124810I was always an avid reader so listening to books is way too slow for my taste.Lately lets see....i watched Brittanica fella in the background and...this guy? https://youtu.be/LmunMAS0YIIKinda comfy to watch a guy that actually loves his hobby.
>>565125090From a quick scrollthrough it sounds pretty good though I'll probably prefer victoria 2 ost or something similar over it for the forseeable future....
>>565124472I hope he does well in the Kyoto Shimbun Hai. I really want to see him in the Derby
any news on that goldship spawn? the mare that won some g3 and did a bunch of YADA YADA afterwards?
>>565125027For me it's Croix. I want him to get that Spring Triple Crown
ryan LOVE
Nice to see Fuji stocks on the rise again, she's quite beautiful
>>565124967I bought Retold and played it for a while until they milked a new DLC
https://poal.me/bztexmhttps://poal.me/bztexmhttps://poal.me/bztexm
>>565125298https://youtu.be/UXw0a74QK_U>>565125349https://youtu.be/l3WehNyIhxghttps://youtu.be/OOy-bl22sq0?t=571https://youtu.be/UHrYh6eD02chttps://youtu.be/C9IXUwqxIao
>>565125602nyes
>>565119953Dominators only ever do anything in cases where you have two umas head to head close to the finish line, which are maybe like 5% of my races.
Start the CM finals already, I'm too nervous.
>>565125602We love to see it.
Remember to record your CM finals.
>>565125762If you don't pull her you don't get to go to the dance with her
Finals?
>>565125715I haven't and I'm sorry that you got duped anon>>565125763Based unc
>>565125910i will record and either finish recording if i win. or stop recording out of rage halfway through
>>565125787this. people raging at dominators confuse me. it's like -0.5 lengths per debuff, unless it strikes at a REALLY bad time it probably didnt change much for you.
>15 minutes until the butthurt begins
>>565126049>>565126049>>565126049Whoosh, a magical new bread has appeared, migrate when ready
>>565126087>>565126087>>565126087last kingu thread
>master1200
why even feel nervous I'll lose again because I don't deseve nice things ever
If I don't win CM in 15 minutes I will leave my club immediately, uninstall the game and kmsYou clubdacchis better cheer for me or our rank will be compromised
>>565124810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfqyuba-BlA&list=RDzfqyuba-BlA&start_radio=1and similar long albums
>>565126120>>565126126smart people
>>565126120>>565126126
someone bake a better bread, i ain't using that shit
>>565126120>>565126126At this point I think you faggots are doing this on purpose.
I will win first place I WILL get 2k carats
>>565126243Mating press
>ntrfaggot tried to make a thread toolol>>565126230you lost faggot
>>565126120>>565126126bravo retards
I got it guys>>564823542>>564823542>>564823542
>>565126120>>565126126UMAZING
>>565126120>>565126126I laugh every time
SHIT
>>565126120I baked a kingu thread but I like yours too brian bwo
>>565125949Doh.. okI might need to give the wedding banner, but I can't give this up
>>565126572we can recycle the kingu thread later, CM finals threads are fast
THIRD PLACE I'M READY
Sean
