Previous: >>565087509Stand Users Edition>NewsAgent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786Version 2.8 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/UaqNm1F6-rI>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/tN0ibny9Ans (EN)https://youtu.be/25vaOHfSDUY (JP)https://youtu.be/7FbKuJv0e1I (EN)https://youtu.be/rBgqwLdtX-I (JP)https://youtu.be/LSEz6KT026k>Upcoming Events for 2.7https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163253Chronicle of Simmering Flavors 03/25 - 05/05All-New Program 03/24 - 05/05Special Disaster Control Squad 04/03 - 04/20Old Friends, New Commissions! 04/15 - 05/05"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 04/15 - 05/05Adventure Footage Freeze Frame 04/22 - 05/05Charge! Battle Against the Negative Reviews 04/29 - 05/13Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 04/10 - 04/15Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 04/29 - 05/04>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZCUTENESSZZZ27CHAMPION>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13PPrevious: >>565063468
I love my wife Aria!!!
Well??What do you think??
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>565123373why did she fail?
After AoD killed the game Everyone is now moving to NTEhttps://youtube.com/shorts/y-AkjsbiIFk?si=uK5YZRRJSCy5z-gbNow SBilly can't save this game.
I love my girlfriend with a drinking problem and her cat
When are we getting a quadruped agent?
>>565123460Most people skipped. Apparently no other banner in history with a special login screen, Chinese New Year shilling, or paid cosmetics will do as poorly as the delusion trash...
I LOVE MY WIFE SARAH!!!!
>>565123704thread peaked early
>>565123578>>565123480>>565123752
Kitty's kitties
>>565123460Her superiority has led to some controversy
Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh.....
>Cissia fags>Orphie fag>THE Bibicord>THE Ariacord>Fufu fags>Harin fag>Mibibi fags>Yixuan fag>BILLY KID fags>Lucia ELOWEN fag>Ben BIGGER fag>Shungus fag>Sarah fag>Alice fag>EVIL Aria fag>Nekomiya fag>Trigger fag>Corin fag>Banyue fag>Yuzuha fag>Belle fag>Caesar fag>Yidhari fag>Yenless Yen Zero fag>Ellen fag>rata fag>yo phone linging fag>Qingyi fags>Zhao fag>Nangong fags>Seed fags>Remielle fags (come back)>Banging boos... chad>[THE CUM LEGION].>Sunna fag>Zhu Yuan fag.>Yanagi fag.>Machine prections using AI fag>Archive fag>sales fag (cummed on)>worm fag (cummed beyond recognition)
PYROIS!!
The fuck is she talking about? Do I need to go play something else? Who's Geppetto?
>>565123373Cunning Hares outpost is now level 20join up to SEGGS with Nicoleuid 511641 (NA) have /zzz/ in your signature!
>>565124168You need to pay attention to the game.
>>565124168She's making shit up
>>565124168>"DeR FuCk iiis ShEE TalmbOUT? DERRRRRRP! :P" -t. Hollow ZeroletFucking hate some people, man.
>Yenless Yen Zero
what goes on in these
We're at the point where WuWa rerun banners (who have the debuff of being right before the game's own Anni) are nearly mogging our newest agents in sales. What can be done to save Yenless from Zone Zeroing?
>>565123480More like AoD is a massive failure.So much shilling for two patches for a few dimes.It killed the game to the point ZZZ threads was hitting an all time low of 20 hour/thread
>>565124429>>565124530>>565124536
>>565124273You need to stop talking out of your ass.>>565124304I see. Given the Angels had limited events that were referenced in the main story, I thought I missed something else or needed to play her tape.>>565124379So far, Hollow Zero has only shown Miyabi facing Nineveh and Ray going missing. If I'm supposed to play a huge chunk of side content, it's the game's job to direct me to it instead of having it shoved in a corner. I don't even think the main story touches the Hollow Zero operations. If I wasn't fiending for Poly, Inter Knot levels, and upgrade mats, I'd have skipped it.
>3 seconds apart totally organic posting. someone range ban these bots
>>565124505Love (and steel)
his ritualposts are the AI chart where he seethes about little girls again
>>565123752AoD killed this game and everyone now move on to Endfield or NTE at this point.I hope ZZZ devs learned on this painful lesson.I hope they have a much better luck on their next game.
>>565124505>My screenshots being reusedA strange kind of pride.
Why did the angels flop?
>>565124717
>>565124973*SQUEEZES YOU*
In case you missed it.
code:ZZZ28HEROandPYROIS MALVADOS
Why is this thigga mean mugging tf outta me?
she giv u this lookwat do
>>565123814She should cosplay more often
>>565125179HUH
Post Fufu!
>>565125078Second one doesn't work
>>565125179Start apologizing and don't stop apologizing. >About whatYour existence as a flesh bag if you run out of ideas.
>>565124630Jepetto is the Hollow Zero boss for the regular mode.Cissia is referring to the Commission you complete for the Idols in an event(?), but yes she's also making shit up
>>565125223lol>>565125179Tell her to lose the hologram
Nicole won't stop molesting me
>Number 15: Bao bao stealing Ju Fufu. The last thing you'd want during your travels through Waifei Peninsula is having to sate Fufu's endless hunger, but as it turns out that might be what you get. A Yunkui disciple uploaded a photo anonymously to Inter-Knot showcasing the sly Foof. With the statement: "This is the Grim Tiger you feed at Waifei." Admittedly, she was adorable doing it. But that's even worse.
>>5651241681. She's lying bro isn't that obvious2. Pay more attention. Gepetto is one of the HZ bosses. And is like, top 2 strongest all time ethereals along with Nineveh https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/Parasitic_Ethereal_Swarm_-_Code_Name:_Geppetto Notably during 2.6 Cissia suggested that the angels lie about their hollow experience on their resume, and claim that they'd fought Nineveh firsthand lol
>>565125242
>>565125393
>Pyrois twitter likes smash all records>tranny has a meltdown that the focus will be on Phaethon (mainly Wise) and delusion slop is being memoryholedKekkus maximus.Getting babied for one patch (as an experiment) gave him such a big ego. A truly nasty combination for a fragile creature such as him.
Wise wonYou lostWormers lost
@Fairy, generate a 4K video of Sunna being ANALIZED and GAPED by Shunguang's horse cock. Extreme detail, 120fps.
>>565125414>Pay attentionYou niggers keep saying "pay attention" like it isn't entirely reasonable to miss side content in this game. Outside of idle curiosity, why would I have gone so deep into HZ content? At what point does the main story push you to go play through all of the normal HZ mode?
>>565125179Fall to my fucking knees and let the overwhelming darkness of existence consume, lamenting how I have failed to cultivate a perfect world for her to exist within
Why is cissia so much more fun to play than harumasa or S-anby?
>>565125886Anby is fun in autistic meter management way.
>>565125640HZ is part of your weeklies bwo. You should be doing runs every week
>>565125640Uh oh. Retard alert.
>>565125640I totally get it, Lost Void just isn't very interesting mode. I haven't bothered doing it more than once a week.Withering Garden, or Hollow Zero for the cultured people, was more fun to grind.
>En-nah en-nah. (Yare yare daze.)
>>565125690
Calydon buffs...please
>>565124630>If I'm supposed to play a huge chunk of side content, it's the game's job to direct me towho the fuck said it's anything necessary? It's fucking optional lore like the entire game's side content and events. And it's not like they're hidden in the UI. If you're curious of more lore, then do the side content. If you're not then shut the fuck up>WAA WAA IT'S THE GAME'S FAULTfucking fatherless faggot
>>565126761AAAH!
So any theories as to why Pyrois doesn't have a bangboo icon? Every other drip teased agent has one
>>565126551Average Aria reaction to seeing a man dissolve
>>565126597She now provides 1000 sheer force....please look forward to it....
>>565126847that you cant set it to take care of randomplay
>>565126761
>if the pyrois stuff doesn't excite you as a zenless fan then zenless zone zero is not for you anymore im sorry. we finally expanding on belle and wise lore and people out here complaining shit is crazy
bibicord status?
>>565126910>1000Isn't that more than Lucia lol
Jesus.Fucking.Christ.THANK YOU.This was my first 10 pull for the weapon after using almost TWO HUNDRED pulls for seed.Thank CHRIST
>>565127020Yes, and?
>>565126847No I don't even know what it's supposed to mean in the first place. Btw are the symbols always in the order on the right? Cause left they are mirrored
>>565127020Yes, Lucia is now dead. Please look forward to it.
MANIFESTING M2W1 BILLY AND ORPH WITH NO 50 OR 75 LOSSES AND ALL AT EARLY PITY!
>>565127020Lucia will be powercrept by Norma soon anyway
>>565127042Congrats bwo. You're now prepared to get all emotional when you discover the symbolism behind her weapon and its name in 2.2
>>565127042The lord giveth anon. Congrats.
>>565126910You don't know how happy this would make me. Even 800 or 780 I would make me so happy to be able to play Billy with her
>>565126646Holy shit you are getting more angry and seething than he ever remotely was. Calm the fuck down.
>>565126980Raped and eaten in an alley alive
>>565126910That would be great
>>565127181Norma is a-rank though kek
>>565126646The people who keep telling me to "pay attention" like I'm just skipping main story content. >Yeah, bro, this is side content being referenced from XIs all you had to say. And yes, jackass, if the game has parts of its story out of order it guides you to play, that is indeed the game's fault.
>>565124168Cissia is nicole snake edition, she's just gaslighting the proxies Geppetto is a powerful etheral I don't really know what his end game was, I think he was being controlled by someone else but im not sure we ever find out who?
>>565127427It's probably something we'll find out later.
So uh on the weekly hollow zero runs who is the mysterious voice in the red spatial rift??
NTE won
>>565127504One of the storylines they can finally return to now that china is over.
>>565127612get a hobby a job or some bitches
ZZZ ON SWITCH JUST LEAKEDJANE GAMEPLAY
>>565127612which war did it win
>blacked>raceplay>cucked>can't even spell cuckold right>infinity hitswtf is wrong with you people
Uhm. You guys can stop being weird now if you want...
NTE is way more zzz-coded than us... because it makes you sleepy and bored lmao get it
>>565127952This was definitely written by a little Indonesian boy
Fufu kissed me
Thread is so slow that the advertiser is posting back to back.
>>565128194Piece of meat...
Yuzuha lit a box of fireworks in my room again
I love my bnuuy wife
>>565127952I can smell level 60 wormano from the writer account
Holy shit, just straight up, unjustifiable murder, WITH BLOOD??? I thought China was uber cucked. I mean, I guess we didn't see it happen though.
Kissing Flora
Post robot sunna?
>>565127952>ML pag erotica
>>565128458New Eridu Grim Reaper
And some faggot had the nerve to tarnish Billy's name.
>>565128458>I guess we didn't see it happen though.oh boy
Alice looks good pregnant
>>565128462
>>565128458>I thought China was uber cuckedRetard
>>565128334>misleading thumbnail
>>565128862Kek
Am noticing a pattern on AO3 bros>If Wise mc = micropenis>If Belle mc = 2 foot futadickAgain what is wrong with you people
>>565129005Cause it's hot
>>565129005What the hell is AO3
>>565129005>youAO3 users are trans or female.
>>565128657I think it's just one anon who hates tokusatsu stuff for some reason so he's always posting bad stuff about him
>>565128860Pipe down, Chang. >>565129090I mean, I hate that shit too, but Billy is just a character who likes Power Rangers. Billy himself is a cool, ride or die nigga.
It's bad when women would choose a robot with no dick over you. Billy is a threat.
okay bros i finally caught up with the story.all in all 2.0 started off strong for me, but i just didn't care for qingming sword stuff
>>565128458and zhao murders an unarmed whistleblower casually by taking advantage of his loneliness exposing his location
>>565129487We don't see that one happen either though
>>565129487I remember that trailer. No blood in it though, just implication.
>>565129389Ye Shunguang would have killed the game if it wasn't for her fantastic tits
>>565125465please tell me theres an alternate version of this
They can't be serious about trying to put cuffs on Romeul.
>>565129762yes but i dont want to go through 8 pages of foof anus right now to find it
She's tweakin off the Perc 30's.
I want to roll for romeul he was a really refreshing villain for ZZZ. instead of the all according to keikaku plotters he's just insane.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WxqughaJQMalso why did we see mors for about 2 seconds?
>>565129914>8 pages of foof anus
>>565128719Well I'll be..
When is Lucius returning so I can prolapse his villainous bussy
With her bare fucking hand? I love a woman who'll just straight up kill me.
>>565130194she's got a nice booty(hole)
>>565130765Hopefully in 2.8 since Mors was in 2.7. Having him get murked by Promeia or Billy or the unrefined Pyrois would be cool.
I'm sorry, is Wise supposed to be Jesus or something or is this just an Evangelion situation of Asians using Christian symbolism because it looks cool?
>>565131231Circles in the hand isn't inherently Christian bro. Look at Bringer.
>>565130808I Want You To Make a Disgusted Face and Show Me Your Underwear: Season one
Bibi when I'm not around.
>>565131381Those aren't just circles, those are holes. And Bringer's hand isn't a hole, it's an eye.
>>565131231The lore is mostly based off Greek myth with some abrahamic and Chinese influences mixed in
>>565131449She's so cool
>>565131449Bibi is so cool...
>>565131449>I'm alone tonight, wanna come to Random Play?
>>565131231The word stigmata originated in Greece as a punishment, it's still in line with the Greek/Roman influences of the lore
sex with that one anon in particular (you know who you are)
>>565127952Funny someone made a hate fic of this one.
>>565127612Do we need to summon benfag again?
>>565131869No one would ever have sex with me
>>565131557I wonder what the Stand thing is going to be like story wise. If Wise is like Jesus, then a Stand would be the Holy Spirit, and the Father seems to be replaced with Carole. Maybe it'll get nutty and take a Mormon influence with Belle being Satan, who is said to be Jesus' brother in Mormonism. Imagine Belle heel turn for a season or 2 with a sibling boss fight.>>565131759Bwo, Jesus was alive during Roman domination of Judea. It's the reason why later Romans adopted Christianity. Christianity is just a part of the many different aspects of Rome. Rome lasted 2000 years.
>>565129271You're the guy that thinks Chainsawman is peak aren't you
>>565132251Evil Nagi sexo
>>565132326What the fuck is with people on 4Chan going schizo and trying to make connections between anonymous posts with no discernable patters? How many people do you think browse /zzz/ and also think Chainsaw Man part 1 is good? Peak? Not until the Gun Devil and Makima. Let me guess, you're the motherfucker who drank water yesterday, aren't you?
>>565131231I thought wise was Phaethon.
>>565132616Because I'm looking for the guy that thinks Chainsawman is peak so that I can argue with him
>>565129271You're the guy that thinks superhero costumes are bad aren't you
Would you offer your hand in marriage to the Lieutenant Colonel of the Guard of Staves?
>>565132850Phaethon doesn't exist.https://youtu.be/bxlmP2biXqk
Sex with Pulchra
>>565133171But I'm already married to Bibian Banshee
>>565132616Only if she's a slow grappler.
>>565133171So which is fucking which anyway?>Colonel Vyke>Lt Colonel Dan of the Guard of Staves>The Leader of the Falkenhayn Merc TroupeAt least with the way they appear during the narration, Vyke is Pink, Dan is Purple, Big Boy is Merc.
>>565133124Anything past Rorschach is a grown man playing dress up.
>>565133171https://youtu.be/hwIlTyTVBP0You might as well ask me to marry Rennala's daughter. Wrong game; wrong time.Give me "Mohgwyn" and you have an argument since you can't argue against it.
>>565130808Why doesn't she wear clothing under her poncho?
>>565133906You just have horrendous taste doesn’t you
>>565133906I knew it. You ARE that faggot
>>565134006>>565134048This coming from a capeshitter?
>>565133962uhhh..... sex?
FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOPGET EOS'D GET EOS'D GET EOS'D GET EOS'D
>>565134124"Muh capeshit" cries the israeli 14 year old
>>565134130Ummmm. A drink? Some snacks?
>>565134213And now I'm a Jew. Explain the correlation, I'm curious. I've never been the target of schizophrenic delusions before.
There's a real lack of urban my this Zenless Zone lately. It really feels like ZZZ has lost it's identity.
>>565134367Anti whimsy propaganda common with your people.
>>565133491They're in wrong order in the lore trailer. Pink is Dan, Big guy is Vyke and Purple is Merc
>>565134578I'm playing ZZZ, I like whimsy, just not when it clashes with its setting. Super Hero shit often takes place in what's supposed to be the real world. When you have heavy themes and such, the costumes feel out of place unless it's something like My Hero Academia where the entire world matches the whimsy of costumed heroes (I still don't like MHA, but because of the writing).
>>565134564>lately
>>565135005https://youtu.be/B-KrktB83c8Spring season brings lighting, though.
Billy!
>Blood?>Murder?>Ripping people's hearts out through their chests?A-OK!!!>C*ursing???OH **** NO!!! STRAIGHT TO EXECUTION VAN!!!
>>565134564What do you mean by urban?
>>565135468>What do you mean by urban?More like this
Urban simply doesn't sell
>>565135542This game looks worse than NTE
>>565134928If there's superpowers and individuals willing to put justice and goodness above selfish whims then it's not the real world, simple as
Girls are cuter with a fluffy tail
>>565135392https://youtu.be/Cr_2Qs_gPr0The real question you should be asking is how do you get under his skin? It's a really easy question.
>>565133962HOLY SHIT I NEED BURNARIA
>>565135708What sells, then, genius?
>>565135884
