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Are we reclining?
Congratulations to Gran Alegria and her trainer, でんぽ on winning the Oka Sho Pakacup!I've been trying for the past few hours to upload the race to catbox but even litterbox is shitting on me for some reason.Next month will be the Yushun Himba, will Gran Alegria's trainers be able to fool her into thinking its still a mile race? Or will glory be taken by another mare? We will see next time at the 4th /umajp/ Pakacup!
>>565148536I'd like to suggest having the start time to be after the Pakalive so that we can actually talk about the cup without getting drowned out by live talk and also not spoiling people that are focusing on the live and watch the cup after.
Oh, he's back.
He's back
OUEN
I dont start training my umas until my favorite youtuber makes a video. Simple as.
he's not back
>>565149890I genuinely think you're fine. This was just a freak accident that was so unlikely I could run an entire CM worth of races ten times and it'd never happen again. I had to rewatch multiple times and record it.
Sorry, Danchou.My penis broke.
>>565150132
>>565150040Oh nyo, a top athlete/top model wants me physically and emotionally, it's so horrible...
Second chance for Taurus
>>565148728I wouldn't mind moving it later when I actually get out of work so I can also post about the results.Also finally got it up on catboxhttps://litter.catbox.moe/8yexz0e1zgfajmbq.mp4
CG x Kasamatsu Collab event and races today. Come watch it here.https://www.youtube.com/live/U4KfTSN15jM>>565148728Agreed with changing the start time, but I think we should start even earlier instead, just incase there's actually some big news.
The puppet horde grows larger.
>>565147515Aye. Studying JLPT with help with your reading comprehension, but it won't do jack for your daily communication skills. I've seen so many chinks with N1 barely able to speak babby level Japanese
Gold mogging…
Loves and Marche with Bouquet(?) cut off at the right
>>565153819It wasn't until I started going to lives more that I got better at conversation skills. Forcing myself to talk about my favorites made me improve far faster than flashcards.
>>565159220That's a cute casual Maru-chan. I hope there actually a model for casual Maru-chan too.
Weird looking Chevacchi.
>>565142762I’ve seen more wholesome than yandere art honestly
Danchou, may I ask for some short or dirt shoes instead of medium and long?
>>565161519Yeah, static test condition is so much different than real life practice, especially when I have to respond or answer instantly.>ordered a taxi to catch shinkansen>the driver looked flustered, realized he's worried that he might cause me miss the train >explained that my train's schedule was at different time, so he could drive without any rush>arrived, the driver said 日本語上手ですね>mfw
>>565166737>He got 上手ですねいやぁ、恥ずかしいわい~
Aruvu can't catch a break with red schizos...
>>565167391Come on now, it's still an elevated status from バカ外人, I'd take that
>>565167507Imagine if Big J were the only male Uma
>>565167794Now that's a miraculous birth.
>>565165989Same
Cygames did Lala dirty on her official splash art. She looks so fresh here...
>>565169354What do you mean fresh? Is she a fish?
>>565169354>looks like she lifts her skirt and flashes her pantsuLala sukebe
The difference between Kitamura's face in the interviews before the Osaka Hai compared to before Haruten is pretty funny
>>565170447I want to see someone conquered Spring Triple but I want Shin Emperor to get his G1 win as well...
>>565170447Croix already gave up in that Haruten pic.
>>565170734He knows they're gonna make him run up a hill again on race day for being too laid back
>>565170447
>>565170447He know people will blame him if turns out Croix can't run 3200m
Free hors.
>>565171170>I'm not worried at all. He's a strong horse, easy to ride, and there's a bond of trust between us.>We still haven't seen his true strength yet. I think he can be even better.Why are you jinxing yourself like this, Desk-kun...
>>565171170Croix's gallop times from training
I love local races so much.
>>565165989>yandereStill isn't one you know. It's more complicated.
>>565165989Look, you fuckers. Go to any booru and almost all of it is mindbroken DUDE LOOK HOW YANDERE SHE IS Still and I greatly dislike it.
>>565178934Yeah, a lot of fanart flanderize personalities.I wouldn’t call Still a yandere, more like half romantic bookworm (real personality), half race berserker (crimson) with dashes of “Fuck Mejiro Ramonu”.
>>565178934>booru>letting other people drip feed you art instead of going to look for it yourself
>>565178934Curate your tl better dacchis
>>565148536>take every green skills i have>lost hardim sorry Ai, im not worthy of Glory Eyes
>>565178934I went to danbooru, searched up still in love + Trainer specifically and only one artwork after two pages matched your description
>>565177754Glory Pais.
>>565148536ggs
I envy those who get into horse racing during Umamusume JP release, they get to see Titleholder, Panthalassa, and Equinox Do Deuce era from the beginning to the end.I myself is Day 1 Uma JP player too (GBF and Priconne slave since 2018) but I only really played the game and get into keiba after global release. I feel like missed out by ALOT.So I want Lovcen and Realize Sirius, the first classics i follow real time, to give me Equinox Do Deuce level performance too but I wonder if it's too much to ask.
>>565185891I BELIEVE in Kohei and Robchen.
>>56518589121ST GEN was probably the BEST GEN in recent years. It's like the universe itself did everything to help further the uma to keiba pipeline.>Classic winners who actually went on to win even more GIs>So many horses with very colourful personalities and interesting connections, even non-GI winners like Yell got their own fanbase >Arguably stronger than both the 20th and 22nd gen in term of overall abilities And then we got hit with Eclair and Dodo with their own little S2 story, complete with their own Taabo too.
I need rulership nowBecause I need to know if ruratore is literally me, whether he is bullying(affectionate) her or bullying(supportive) her
>>565186904My hopes for a trolltorena for Lala were dashed (comedyman is great tho), so maybe Rulership can pick up the slack.
>>565185891You need to experience the bewilderment of watching Nox going nige in Dubai when knowing him as sashi horse during his entire 3yo campaign
>>565186438I have huge respect for Taiho after watching the recent classic generations and realizing no Kikka Sho winner after Taiho ever won another race let alone G1
>>565187016>My hopes for a trolltorena for Lala were dashedLalatore is an absolute troll though? He’s always trying to ragebait Lala into tsukkomiying him
>>565188640But he started doing it to get a laugh out of the struggling Lala, then to draw out her power when he realized its effect.A true troll does it for love of the game.
>>565186904Most trainers will complement their uma, so I wouldn't be surprised if Rulership Trainer is just Yugi.
>>565188640He only does that to power her up, plus, they're a manzai duo so it's not much trolling and more just them bouncing off each other.
The Haneda Hai is in 20 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztZ2MkEDsMsFirst leg of Japan Dirt Triple Crown soon
>>565189996I wonder how strong this gen will be. The last gen flopped hard against older dirt hors.
>>565190480I forgot how badly Natural Rise and Narukami flopped against Diktaean lmao
Sakaibros...Yahagibros...
Sakai already washed.....
That was a fun nigers moment. Seems like only Finger had the stamina to niger all the way through, or maybe Realize Glint tired himself out by having to move from the inner rail to the outside then speed up to catch the leading two.
Bu-chan!!https://x.com/momokuma2222/status/2049368334844694898
>>565190782I love my racist Ooi king.
>>565192630Was Kohei in the race?
>>565191528>give up C. Demuro for Sakai because muh nationalismWill it be worth it, Dean?
>>565193105His horse was scratched
>>565193218I'll scratch you
What do C.B. of Mr. C.B. stand for?
>>565193814Couple's Breakaway
>>565193814Chigira Bokujo
G1 tier crowd at Kasamatsu today.
>>565193814Chi Bi.
>>565194975Almost 10,000 people, according to the talk show.
>>565194975>>565196120How is it compared to Haneda Hai?
Just read Trainer x futa Buena fic on pixiv (the newest one) it was GREATWhy the well written ones mostly fics with strange fetishes? The vanilla ones with gorillion bookmarks are all full of onomatopoeia and heart emoji etc
The jukebox should update with the song the same time they update the gacha right? And not at midnight JST? Need to know if I have to fake a piss break at work later or not.
>>565198009Probably yeah
>>565197603>FutaEw, on the other hand with the onomatopoeia, personally I think it makes the depicted sex feel more intense
>>565198148>Damn, I'm really cute.
>>565188602I had high hopes for Energico, but he had bad luck with a long-term injury
>A Southerner was, on average, considered a superior horseman to his Northerner counterpart, especially early in the war. The common explanations for this stereotype were the poor road conditions in the rural South, requiring a greater reliance on horses for individual transportation, combined with a pervasive cavalier culture within the Southern aristocracy which emphasized equestrianism.>Paddy Griffith also argues that, with each trooper having to supply their own horse, "[o]ne does not need to invoke any theory of 'Southern Cavaliers' or 'innate equestrian skills' to see that a soldier will do better if he rides his own cherished four-legged friend than if he is astride an anonymous item of government property."How would this work in the umaverse?
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2049482584363815017Rousham Park registered for HK Chater Cup as well
>>565191550who owns Finger?
>>565203131M's racing / Round1, same owner as Stinger Glass
>>565202943But he flopped hard the last two times he went to Hong Kong...
https://x.com/yuri_f_shibainu/status/2049311090480492940I hope they bring in more interesting guests like Tsunoda.
>>565192551a shame he's a gelding
>>565202865Johnny Rebs take their racist southern belle umananajimi to battle, Yankees get issued their uma GF.Pros and cons in both.
Ardan trainer looks like a fucking neeeeerd
>>565213646>dresses like she's always on her way to church or something >meanwhile her shoubufuku oozes sex
>>565213319>Ardan is a servant
>>565193814CHIIZUBAAGAA
>>565213646My wife with our cute daughter
Sinful body.
Are there other support cards with romantic esque text like this?
>>565220383HmmmmIs Neicha....himba?
no, you fucking retarded slut for umanko
I heard torena would do umapyoi with anyone who asks.Can you believe that shit?
>>565220383Theres are a few, i especially like this one
>NAR switching to IFHA Part 1 in 2028eh?
>>565221284STOP MAKING SHIT UP TO MANUFACTURE CONSENT AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>565220383What the fuck am I reading?
SolidusT (Otsuka Akio)
copa copa
copa cabana
>>565239801I love this artist's Ai-chans so much
I didn’t ask, and I don’t give a fuck about globoids.
>>565246281wrong tab
Report and ignore.
>>565246281Yanko will grab that donut
>>565247267Yanko can yank my donut any time she likes.
Much like certain other hors I have a great desire to spoil her when I probably shouldn't.
I think Yanko looks much cuter without the sunglasses
