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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
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>Group/Multiplayer Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>565066546
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erg is finished
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>>565167757
what the hell
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>>565167757
I agree. We need to kill those threadshitting bioweapons.
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>>565168248
>>565167983
>>565168219
>>565168012
are you bots?
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>>565165484
Are you that guy who's always asking about Undertaker builds every thread nowadays

>>565165925
Thanks

>>565166241
Okay, fine, I'll give it a try this weekend
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>>565168318
No, I had to wait for the cooldown and then also do the retard test shapes and colors captcha
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I wish that the halberd ED Balancer's signature meltie could be circled.
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>>565168336
>Dreglord relic

I just can't take my buff status getting wiped every grace, it drives me up the fucking wall
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BASE GAME CHARACTER RANKINGS, UNDISPUTABLE EDITION

Default Garb/Look:
8. Ironeye
7. Executor
6. Guardian
5. Recluse
4. Raider
3. Revenant
2. Wylder
1. Duchess

Default Kit/Gameplay (No Relics):
>based on uniqueness/fun/etc., not effectiveness
8. Ironeye
7. Recluse
6. Guardian
5. Wylder
4. Raider
3. Executor
2. Revenant
1. Duchess
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>>565169982
Disagree. Grapple and pile bunker are peak fun
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dotitao singing the balancer bgm cracks me the fuck up
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n
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>>565170563
No it doesn't.
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should i even bother with depths when all my depths relics disappeared
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>>565171727
just use CE
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>>565171727
this is the start of your pvnished cheater arc
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>>565171727
How did they disappear? What?
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>>565171727
just play one of the low investment builds? there's double balancer for base relics and for rev/rec you can just stack affinity+6
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Who randomly added me
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>>565170563
terr'd
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Top 5 Elden Ring creepypasta?
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I miss Madison...
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>>565172275
idk man shit's strange. formatted my pc some time ago and the save file steam cloud had sent me the stuff i had pre-dlc and some remembrances i did were reset, yet somehow left me on d3
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Is the discord server a just pretending thing or do people here actually use it?
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>>565173770
Depth level is server side. That sucks though. I wouldn't blame you for using an editor.
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>>565171727
You can play depths without relics.
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>>565174537
It's too hard
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>>565174537
and not as fun
>>565173770
you are now certifiably approved to cheat in whatever silly meme build you want
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>>565175116
so much, this
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>>565175005
It's not. You just have to fight bosses like the Balancers for 20 minutes straight without making a mistake if your gear is ass.
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>>565170602
I love my mommy Marika
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>>565175163
>>565174537
I'd rather shoot myself than play Wylder without 2 hooks and bleed on hook
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I'd rather shoot myself than play wyldalit
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>tfw I'll never be lurch
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>>565175958
my name is stupid for english speakers
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>>565173970
>>565175083
can’t even remember what i had before the format loo think i’ll just tough it out with randos and grab some stuff in the meantime.
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>>565175958
Pomni
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>>565175958
Big Black K***ht
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>>565176065
Sukhdeep?
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>>565176260
nope, not indian
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>>565175163
If you have zero depths relics you're only like 33% behind in damage unless you're a caster
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>>565175958
N'wah
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>continuous hp loss
can this be removed from the game already
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>>565176623
hmm nyo
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>>565176376
Gimme a country then
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>>565176783
Had it ruin tons of kino relics and otherwise cool weapon drops. its untakeable, idk what they were thinking
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love when you have fp on hit and then deaths poker or zamor storm and the L2 basically refills itself
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>>565176939
it's not unusable on weapon drops but it's definitely unusable on relics
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>>565177260
>>565176939
If you're playing melee and have charged attack or successive attacks negation and no full hp negation you may as well take it.
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>>565177376
i shant be doing any such thing
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i'm convinced rolling for current patch base relics is a bad play but i'm too far in now to stop
i've been looking for dormant+damage but the odds are brutal and i think the odds at getting a 3-line deep relic are higher than a 2-line non-deep
>>565177376
i do that sometimes, it's not like it's a loss to give full hp items to your team either
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>>565177652
I roll for pre-patch deep relics since it essentially only added a bunch of scholar/undertaker relics, but current patch standard relics since it added dormants and starting spells
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>>565175958
Dalit K***ht
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>>565175958
terr
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thread seems a bit slow at this hour. peaceful even. interesting.
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uhuh
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i like it
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what do (You) bring to ED Libra?
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Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder consumating his marriage with his sisterwife and witchwife Schlop Schlop Schlop Raising a happy famileee Schlop
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yuh yuh
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>>565180290
why do you write family like that. is this supposed to be read in a singsong way? how would that even sound? what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>565180290
I don't understand the schlopping
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>>565180936
old /pol/ meme about feds talking to each other.
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>>565177652
I think I have dormant fists with phys+2 on a yellow base relic but I can't check right now
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>>565180891
>he doesnt know about famileee
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Which finger do (You) use for the scroll wheel?
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>>565176623
It's very strange that it isn't "continuous HP loss below max HP" or something
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schloppy schlop with manatee schlopper
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>>565181000
no one knows what the fuck you're babbling about nigger
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>>565181087
>>565176623
If you didn't have mega bricks like continuous hp loss it would make the real good drops less interesting
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>>565181046
index like any sane person would
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>>565181141
other mega bricks like rot/psn under max hp i do think are fine and add spice to your relics but cont. loss means you need to dedicate a whole other relic to counteract it which is never worth whatever 1 line it is on
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>>565181123
>hasnt even played Elden KANG
https://youtu.be/eljrH9jvANE?si=HdGJbR2j11JMYx2E
oh no no no no
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>>565181350
no one on earth thought of rykard when they read your brainworm posts
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>>565180891
>>565180936
What does big schloppa know...
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>>565181558
i thought of it, it's pretty on the nose
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yoooooOOOOooOOOOuUUuUUUUuUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu............................................
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>>565181558
Of course not lol.
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>>565181675
no it isn't. that ritual post could not be more far removed from rykard in content and tone.
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>>565181830
i was only talking about the word familee
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>>565181919
that doesn't evoke rykard on its own with nothing else referencing him or his vibe
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>>565182143
It was obviously a play on eepy posting and he's now trying to walk it back.
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>>565182216
a play on what
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>>565182262
One of the mentally ill discorders likes to talk like an infant. He says things like eepy (sleepy) and familee (family). He somehow got infantilized online.
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I wish we got to see more of Melina's iconic big boobs. They were all over the promotional materials
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>>565182474
i don't remember that nor was she large in game, i think you're too gooned out
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>>565182474
Why do this now Im horny
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>>565182473
thank you i understand now (but not how this can happen)
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>>565182628
Trying to figure out the how will do you no good. Someone played the crying game on him thats all you need to know.
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Schizos not understanding ritual posters.
Ironic...
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>>565182874
Your ritual is just a conditioned tick instilled upon you by your environment.
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>>565182597
shut up trish the art isn't even good
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It’s annoying how awful carian sorceries feel on recluse but also how dogshit it feels to find them on duchess
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>>565182997
You are Italian
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>>565183043
>It’s annoying how awful carian sorceries feel on recluse
Slicer feels iffy but the rest feel great on recluse. Her dodge moves her the perfect distance to be outside the enemy swing but in range of the tip of the charged carian swords.
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>>565183425
just the tip?
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>>565183524
I promise
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>>565183425
there's only piercer that can be charged and it's rare
recluses don't know how good they have it being able to start with spells
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>>565183020
I think he should kill himself.
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>>565165034
Nope
>>565165083
Ok fine you’re forgiven but only because you’re cute….
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>>565183696
If I were playing recluse and you were being spell duchess for some reason I'd drop you the starter carian greatsword staff as soon as I find anything else. I'd want any ranged option over the carian school as recluse. A quick swap like that at the starter camp might improve the team overall very quickly it might be a neat little strat.
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they gave exec a dress so girls would play him (it works)
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>>565184052
carian greatsword is the worst carian spell
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>>565183850
is ender lilies the cutest erg girl?
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>>565184165
You want the staff or not?
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>>565184196
He's a man.
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>>565184239
as a last resort maybe, I'd probably rather use pebble over carian greatsword
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>>565184052
stacking 2 sorcerers is normally bad but the recluse could take all the charged and the duchess all the non-charged
there'd be no strain for star shards either since recluse has inf. FP and greatsword is cheap enough that it won't bleed you dry
>>565184165
it's still better than a lot of the spells and if it was on a blue staff in addition to slicer (2/8 like crystal spells) then you could stack carian lines and it would be one of the best builds
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>>565180290
>>565181000
>>565181098
I say this
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>>565184335
I know its bad lol, thats why I said for some reason. No one really plays spell duchess anymore...
In general I think we're all at the point where we have tried everything. Swapping gear at the beginning of the round is something new at least. If someone was playing scholar instead you could drop the briars of sin staff on them at start.
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>>565184518
i still play spell duchess...
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I dunt like vigormaxx builds like this jewtuber I want muh defeating enemies to ult every 5 seconds
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>>565184335
Its actually great since duchess has mana issues throughout the run a lot of the time and recluse ult can help with that also Carian builds need to have enough +magic or +sorc or +affinity to be able to fallback on using whatever you find in case you don't get Slicer.
>>565184518
One of the more interesting swaps I've seen is Undertaker duoing with Rev, the Undertaker goes Faith respec and +magic or +affinity and the Rev drops her the claws since she has starting beast claw anyway.
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>>565184687
And we love you for it!
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>>565184735
>vigormaxx
>look inside
>1 max HP up, phys atk+12
you don't know what you're talking about trash
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>>565184735
Kill yourself you subhuman freak.
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>duo X barring trash talking shit about solo queue chads
Reminder your solo streak is like 20
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>>565184850
He also has vigor in base. Do you think it reaches some threshold to not get one shot
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>>565184959
post his base then
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>>565184687
are you a girl?
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>>565185043
no we've been over this.
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>>565184959
Nobody likes you. You should end yourself.
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>>565185180
i just don't understand
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>>565184846
Revenant typically drop their claws since everyone else gets a faster revive from the moveset retard
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>>565185289
I'm not gonna bank on the Rev actually giving me the claws enough to make an entire build around it though. Retard.
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>>565184846
Thats a good one. Back before DoN me and my brothers did triple raider with the stele relic buffs to become gigatanks.
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>>565152180
>>565152315
>>565154502
>>565153396
>>565155487
good posts which made solid points that i agree with
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>>565184950
>duo X barring trash talking shit about solo queue chaAAAAACK--!

Do you think this is going to a vid

>>565185193
You like me since you always respond :)
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>>565185425
Every Raider was a gigatank before Depths
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>>565185392
How are they making an entire build around it when they’re nerfing their damage through the drop in Str. The point of running faith undertaker with revenant is that you have double the seal drops, not fucking claws
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>>565185518
Everyone can use the raider stele relics is what I'm saying, we were just doing triple raider for triple steles.
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>>565185624
lol he doesn't know
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>>565184518
Why do you guys talk about magic duchess like she's some unicorn kek, she just needs like 2 more passives than balancers to do disgusting damage
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>>565167875
Ooooooh yeeees! The Undertakerrrrr!
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>>565185740
I never see spell duchess anymore is all.
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>>565185491
Somebody needs to remind you that you're a bioweapon that ruins everything around itself and that your biggest accomplishment will be your suicide.
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>>565185779
Hmmm well my favorite caster duchess build is slicer and you only get that like 40% of runs

I like using gnoster relic the FP increase is so phat for her

>>565185827
Well I'm glad you're changing it up because I already filtered most of your schizo babble :)
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They say we will "trish it up" and perhaps that is correct
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no to defend trash but
>powerstance spears
unique sure but not running invuln is bad
>faith duchess
not unique at all, no schoolmaxxing, also no invuln
>FTHAFF duchess w/ dormant staves
...
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>>565185890
Wow that's big O_O
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>>565170602
What an attractive woman. Her significant other must be so lucky.
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I wish I could dump Duchess' FP for more dex but no you just get STR
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>>565185939
Ahnnn fulgawd bent me over so good here

Im so ass

>>565185961
Eh well I think he's okay? Like you can tell it's his job so he has to slop it up but his takes are alright
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>>565185961
oh it's not even FTHAFF duchess it's just AFF duchess huh
>>565186021
i love getting a dex/str reincarnation libra deal while running quality
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>>565186021
Her faith respec was a mistake, I wish got one that trades all her int and mind for end and arcane
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It’s funny people that play duchess think they’re building some really wacky build and not just getting carried by playing the baby mode character
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>>565185964
Your big baby boy
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>>565185779
yesterday I tried staves duchess with restage spam (reduced skill cooldown on all non-depths relics), damage was OK nothing too fancy
crazy that sludge lost his streak in a game with me on duchess yet again kek, he can't blame me this time tho
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>>565186127
Yeah I think cc is just trolling when she's like "WUHHH? THIS NEW DUCHESS BUILD IS SO WACKY!!" at this point
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>>565185890
>schizo babble
Truthful statements*
The sooner you ack yourself the better for everyone.
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>>565186276
What other babble from you do you think I should filter

your very ritualistic
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Wootz Steel, also known as Crucible Steel.

>>565186253
It is outclassed by skillslop duchess now but carian slicer is still going to do top tier dps.
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>>565185956
Not just perhaps. It is correct.
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>5 builds that don't matter because if you're not Recluse or Revenant, balanceslop is the only thing that matters unless you are a contrarian by nature

I tried an ISA build and hated it
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terr it up wards
venomousnemesis sideways
and trish it up below sea level
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>>565186253
>crazy that sludge lost his streak in a game with me on duchess yet again kek
Name?
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>>565185890
>>565186053
>correct skin color
Alhamdulillah.
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iSkiys is so creepy he has like nervous ticks and starts moving his mouth weird when he's focused
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I want to spank Miquella.
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>>565186626
Stacked Run Recluse
ATK on full hp containers
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>>565186732
okay Leda
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>>565186053
she is NOT fucking reading that book
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>>565186609
belan the run itself went great just look at the screenshot >>565126196
the dreg fight went to shit when wylder couldn't handle the 4-slams attack properly while I was trying to munch a shard, restage was on cooldown too
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>>565186810
The closest you'll ever reach to being a woman is after you kill yourself and your body decomposes and turns into dust. The sooner you start the sooner you'll achieve your dream. I believe in you.
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>>565187042
Kek, I bet he didn' run away to jump the last slam, that always gets people

Also why wasn't sludge on sissyclaw Rev
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>>565186732
you can't, he will blast you with compassion!
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>>565186835
Leda wishes she got him over her lap. nah, she's sitting in the cuck chair and watching Marika do it.
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>bjark comes back
>starts flooding the thread with gay miquella shit again
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>>565187864
I missed him
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>>565187815
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>>565187165
IIRC I died to the 2nd slam thinking I was going to be safe
wylder dodged the 1st slam sideways in dreg's face instead of using clawshot to distance himself the moment he saw the attack coming and then jump-dodge keeping a straight line like any d5 9999 would do
he had one of those days I guess, can't really complain myself
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>>565188279
What a brat, with his shoulders showing. Correction needed.
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>>565187864
He broke me when he posted that picture of himself and he was some fat hairy guy and not a cute femboy like all those pictures he posts. I thought that was the rule that you look like whatever you post, it should be as consistent as gravity but he somehow broke it. Fucking unbelievable, what if Trish is not some brown witch with big jugs too? My world would be shattered.
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>>565187994
That's a lie.
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>>565188449
Fat hairy guys are hot tho
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>RL 25 red bear cosplay
>zero invasions for an hour
>port to seamless
>nonstop invasions
man what is wrong with the base game's matchmaking?
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>>565189303
PC netcode on vanilla is jeeted because of retarded decisions From made, watch Amir's video on it
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Found your stream guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8dDUdUjTIE
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>Balancers give 20% skill damage
>Thus, you use your FP 120% as efficiently than previously
>FP gain on sorcerer rises is 18%
>Thus in order for the rises relic line to be better at effective FP than balancers you would need to hit two rises, whereas you unconditionally start with balanceslop

What did they mean by this
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>>565189592
They dont design things as a whole they just shove whatever sounds cool
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>>565189478
link me
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>>565189303
Why not higher level you twink coward
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>>565190425
what level should I invade at? 125+ is just sleep crossbow + rot pot gankers
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I used to really enjoy lvl 90 on vanilla, the damage felt like ds3, it was really organic. Seamless just not the same, too many timmies off the loop
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>>565185436
>Sex with clapcake unf unf kissing the clapcake mwah mwah lovey love clapcake all day and night
>good post
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>>565189592
uoh elf
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>>565190506
90-125
>just sleep crossbow + rot pot gankers
it's not
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>I expect some players will fail this fight the first few times, but I taught them how to use this mechanic in the level prior. if they've mastered it, they will eventually succeed
good game design
>You know this animation for Gaius charge looks fine, but it's too easy to dodge since we gave the players spammable rolls with a gorillion iframes plus a horse. I NEED them to die a bunch of times to this move, because this way the gamer street cred mentality will be used to shield our product from criticism.. That won't happen if the game isn't "hardcore"!! Suzuki-san, prease make the tracking and duration of this charge super obnoxious, will you?
Bad game design
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>>565190809
I need to suck her fat saggy tits sos bad fuuuck
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>>565187864
That’s the one thing he does right
>>565186626
Weird post
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>>565190886
I already invade at 90 with my death knight and it's just retarded viglets
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GG the walking strat seems to work fine
>>565190906
You very clearly need to kill yourself.
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>>565190893
fromsloppers… our response……..?
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>>565191238
Why are you a gay pedophile
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>>565191358
You can jump off a branch at the beginning of the fight to avoid the move and it doesn't have a hitbox at the beginning of the animation so it's not very threatening at close range.
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>>565191302
GG.
Got caught by a light pillar while doing shield crash award.
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>>565191478
It happens to the best of us.
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>>565191302
>>565190809
>>565187864
>>565190893
good posts that exposed the truth nicely done
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>>565191478
People actually use shield crash?
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>>565192249
Explain why not?
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>>565192750
I just thought it was pretty much useless. What’s it good for? Does it do a lot of stance damage or something?
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>>565192909
damage
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>>565192909
Anon, are you retarded?
Shield crash is one of the hardest hitting skill in nightreign. Not only that, but you are also blocking while doing it.

I was hitting for more than 3k in that run.
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>>565168336
useless webm
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>>565174537
you can get carried and grief erg you mean*
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Huh
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>>565195682
translation?
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>>565175958
terrpaki
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>>565195812
noob getting duo carried by older sister who has hit 9999, gets auramogged and NTR'd by rando wyldchad is what I think it is, my kanji reading is kinda ass.
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>>565195682
I like ntr
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>>565184735
>>565185491
>solofraud jewtuber who makes clickbait dogshit and misinfo
>worse at the game than our worst duo
grim
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>>565193109
What's with the stutter and slowdown in your webmd? Get a bettrt gpu
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Why does this game take so long to stop running and how come even after I get back to desktop and there's no icon on my taskbar steam says it's still running in the background?
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>>565196545
EAC
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>>565196289
lmao I hope we make it into a vid, I don't think so he prolly needs a lot of footage
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>>565196821
>UNDERTAKER S-TIER
>Meanwhile, in reality:
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>>565196781
>anti piracy measure makes the experience worse for paying customers while doing absolutely nothing to stop pirates
Many such cases.
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>>565196952
Undertaker with all of her buffs active is honestly disgusting

The other day I had like 1600 AR on a colossal

And you can have that build out of the box just without invaders
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>>565197156
No that's denuvo, EAC is what it does in the name it's an anti cheat
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>>565197434
it doesn’t prevent people from cheating either
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why does this happen

is it someone cheating or just a network issue?
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>>565197245
I watched a whole vid on how to stack everything and I couldn’t get it going that well. Ult increases attack power, chain attacks increase power, incant increases power, necklace at full force is pretty crazy. I just can’t live as her, going into trance always gets me hit
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>>565197245
>>565197245
>colossals
>all that buff setup
>1 in 100 run type RNG
Undertroons are so delusional. No, she's not s tier is the point shes just ok.
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>>565196451
Nah, my pc is getting really old now (77k and 2080S) but it is still fine. I might upgrade it for the next metro game at the end of the year.

The thing is I'm fucked by the motherboard (socket 1151), I need to change it to get a new CPU cause right now it's the CPU that is a bottleneck. Upgrading the GPU won't change anything.
I basically need to change my whole config.
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Top 5 fun builds
1. Dex Respec recluse
2. Godslayer revenant where you roll everywhere and pretend you’re a mini noble
3. Great spear wylder
4. Pot scholar
5. Magicia girl raider
Thank you for reading
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>>565197927
You can use heals as well as incants, it's fairly common! I haven't gotten a buff seal in only like 1 run lately and I've been spamming undertroon.

The buff AR lasts 1 minute and finisher 20 seconds. You have plenty of time to work with that and then proc it again with a good chain finisher weapon like mace.

Of course she's no S tier if S tier is sloppy duchess but it's a fun way to meele
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>>565198716
She's slut tier
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>>565198716
>Bro just waste time doing 200 bufffs
Terrible advice
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>>565199103
Xhes also shilling chain finisher crap in a universal hit-and-move kind of combat system. Like, congrats it's probably good on slow, easy bosses like Caligo and Fauris? kek
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>>565199103>>565198910
She's S(exooooo) tier!!!

>>565199103
Dude it's not 20 buffs it's literally 1 why are you so disingenous ugh I hate you
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>>565199412
Chain finisher has a lot of ways to circumvent it, you can do L1s or you can use a weapon with a short r1 chain like mace or colossa (only 3 r1 chain). And even then skip an r1 by starting with a crouch attack or something, you act as if chain finishers are impossible.
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what are some fun invader cosplay builds?
done Sellen, Leda, Red Bear, Death Knight, Rellana, Messmer, etc
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>Complain about slop
>But also complain about off meta builds
I know you guys are trolling but the glaring double standard is becoming increasingly funny
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>>565199846
I'm not the guy who keeps arguing about it but it's not off meta it's just fucking annoying and bad advice, some retarded floor hugger youtuber shilled it and now a lot of people swear by it without trying it, both of those Undertaker effects are really annoying to proc and it wastes too much time
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>>565199761
dung eater
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>>565200135
Dude it takes like 1 second to cast a magic fortification and then you're good 1 minute and you don't need to have the finisher up all the time, it's just a bonus, what are we talking about
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>>565199761
our saint, or the other purple saint.
whichever one you prefer.
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>>565199601
No one said it's impossible I'm saying they are not good and are gonna get you swiped. It will not perform consistently without something like succ dmg reduction and partial hp restore as a safety net. ERs combat is not like an action game like DMC where things will just let you whale on them.

Trying to make me horny isn't going to change my mind either.
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>>565200480
You can make up scenarios in your head all day of why it's bad, it works for me I do big bonk dmg
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>>565200241
Yeah and then you have to buff again before the next boss and again and again and again and then you have to drop the seal because you have to slot in an actual useful buff and you waste the line, shut the fuck up
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>>565200480
destroyed that tranny freak nicely done
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>>565200590
>chain finisher le good guise
>I get buff every run, trust me guise
>accuse anyone else of making up scenarios to fit an argument
>le big bonk xD
reddit and disingenuous
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is it possible to play dedicated eepy build in nightreign?
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>>565200594
The buff is 15% meele AR, it's a lot unless you got a purple meele attack

And oh no you have to buff in a souls game the humanity fuck...

>>565200759
*bonks you for 1600 damage colossal*
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I'm sure the guy sperging out saw this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsVdyMXvSy4 by his hero
>big bonk dmg
An actual redditor, figures, no more (you)s
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All the closet Guardian mains trying to bring Caker down, you're the real shit!
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oh it's trash based on the gooner images, you 3bar to EDogs has undertroon, stfu. No one cares if you can le epic bonk bugs lol

>>565200934
That ugly fst browoid 3bars as undertaker to regular Balancers on stream too, Pablo shouldn't be giving any advice.
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>yfw you're buffing in D5 and the Nightlord swaps aggro immediately while you're in the buff animation for the big bonk heckin' chungurinos damage
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Who are all these melee frauds who can’t make Undertaker work?
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>>565201101
As long as girlboss sister gets her heccin final swing of the chain of its OVER for the nightchud! ACKKKKKK
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>>565200790
yes, why not?
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>>565201154
It's funny seeing people act like you NEED to play optimal in this game, and then moan about slop builds ahhahaha the double standard is crazy
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>>565201223
*poke*
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>>565201223
>>565199601
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>565201223
you make me moan all the time
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>Quick post porn and ERP to deflect and win the argument
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>>565201532
What argument? Ive never said she's S tier I just like the buffs, they're underrated. And they buffed the effects once in last patch

>>565200934
>>565201034
lmao so salty, I pray for you ngl

>>565201375
Hngg
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If you haven’t beaten every D5 nightlord normal and ed with Undertaker then you are a melee fraud sorry
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>>565200790
No, if you dont get a sleep poi you're just shit outta luck
I guess you could run dormant torches and hope for St.Trinas torch?
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>>565201723
They're not underrated, they're flat out trash
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>>565201951
Go run double balancers if you think so then, I heard it's really good
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>>565201723
Chain Attack finishers are not a good thing to reply on for damage. Do you agree?

If anything ut should have started with a seal with some buff like beastial sling. Kinda stupid the Nun FTH/STR character doesn't esp when they gave her lines like that 1 min relic line buff you are talking about.
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>>565202001
>nooo you're le metabot if you don't agree with my misinformation
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Which one of you is this?
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198763841132/
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>>565200207
>>565200302
did messmer instead
it's pretty fun but I feel really fragile
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>>565202138
So we could have two characters spamming beast slop?
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>>565202172
I BOW TO THEE NOBLEST OF HACK-AAAACK!
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>>565202138
You don't RELY on them for damage you just try to sneak 1 finisher to have a buff up for 20 seconds, it's not impossible wtf lmao? Every boss has openings

And yeah It'd be nice if also her dex respec didn't take faith

>>565202150
Oh it's one of those classic threadshitter images, no wonder :P
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>>565202267
That way it gets dmg or FP nerfed faster? Sure. That's obviously not what what I was getting at.
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>>565202357
No one said it's impossible retard. I'm saying it's not GOOD or underrated like you think.
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>>565202150
What misinformation? She hasn't lied and she has the datamined data right
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>she
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>>565202516
don't talk about yourself in the third person faggot
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>>565202516
Saying bad thing le underrated is misinfo, I would say.
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>>565202514
>Moving the goalpost
concession accepted
it's uber mega hyper duper underrated, you smell and my bonks do 1600!!!
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>>565202702
You said it's "not le impossible" twice, as if that was mentioned anywhere, you moved those goalposts long before anyone else did. Go spam reddit gooner slop to cope.
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>>565202884
I don't care my bonks are powerful
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Depth 5 Lv 1 Undertaker "is not impossible xD", that doesn't mean that's underrated or a good way to play her.
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This dude ERPs in the same post while arguing about the game it's impossible to take him seriously
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The build is fine u guys are just hating cuz ur bad and u hate me
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>>565202959
Are they stunning and valid too?
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>>565184735
that guy is an absolute fucking sloptuber just like clankysloppa. I hope you raped him and made him cry like a bitch
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>>565203223
kek he 2 bar'd to dogs, I wonder if that's going in the video
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Chain attack finishers are not good stop trying to shill it, you obese brownoid.
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I also just realized this faggot is shilling colossals with her stamina bar, Jesus Christ, he actually doesn't play the game
>nooo her skill is a second stamina bar!
LOL
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>>565203282
You 3bard to them on stream though? He's a better ut than you, which is just sad...
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>>565203310
>start your r1 chain with a crouch attack to sped it up
>delay your attacks in case the boss suddenly aggro switches
>hit him with your chain finisher during the punish
>Get 10% free damage for 20 seconds

How is that soooo hard?

>>565203432
True I agree

>>565203361
In fact with executing art readies skill I'd say you get like 4 stamina bars
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>When the chain attack finisher and seal buffs wear off and you have to apply it again
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i'm not reading everything trish posted, is he unironically claiming chain attack finishers are good?
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>>565203576
Nope I am not I just like the chain finisher buff cuz free multiplicative damage buff, multiplicative buffs are what makes DPS builds OP
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>>565203672
What if you killed yourself?
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>>565203535
kek
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>>565203782
I like how you're switching up to circumvent my filters, dance for me dance!
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Erg familee is fractured...
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>>565204031
They were backed up I hadn't responded to bait in a few days
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So underrated fuck
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>>565203523
>start your r1 chain with a crouch attack to sped it up
There are no "crouch attacks" in NR, you mean rolling/dodge attacks.
>delay your attacks in case the boss suddenly aggro switches
So you admit you need to rely on aggro switching because it's trash and too risky 1v1 with aggro on you? Noted.
>hit him with your chain finisher during the punish
You mean hit him 1-2 twice or get a cr2 in and are forced to roll or space otherwise enjoy getting hit.
>Get 10% free damage for 20 seconds
You mean lose HP, negation, and dmg and stagger because you're retarded and went for more than 3 attacks with a wasted relic line.
>How is that soooo hard?
Again, no one said it's difficult or impossible. It's just not good. Simple as.
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Spoonfed questions incoming if someone don't mind.
- Always been a DEX fag and I want to cheese the bosses (and feel OP) until I reach the DLC since I beat the base game too many times. Any OP build around Moonveil Katana and OP spells you can recommend me to feel OP? Did pretty much everything and I reached Radhan now. Everything before the Altus Plateau is in my inventory.
- You guys recommend Nightrein in the end?
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>>565203576
It's good on Warped Axe
She said it works on heavies and if that's true it's probably fine on fists too?
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>>565204320
>More imaginary scenarios out of his own d3 experience

Idk man my bonk does 1600
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>>565181558
>>565181123
Why the sudden seethe about schloppa?
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>>565204372
The answer to this is play the game and find out yourself or go read a wiki you stupid fuck
>Any OP build around troonveil
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>>565204469
I was wrong about that sorry, just some buff was proccing that looked similar, think it was prosthesis, only works with L1s/R1s
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>>565204372
magic scorpion charm, ritual sword for general magic buffs
alexander jar shard to buff the moonveil L2
graven school talismans and godfrey icon to buff spells
night comet is pretty good. shard spiral for big bodies.
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>>565203576
Yes xhe is

>>565203672
You straight up say it's underrated here >>565201723
and are arguing in favour of it in multiple posts, you bad faith troon.
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>>565204610
Fuck you
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>>565204748
It works for me and i'd say it's underrated because nobody uses it
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>>565204473
>No argument just defaults to reddit bonk xD
Concession accepted fatty.
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>>565204473
Post your feet trish
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>>565204846
>werks for me
You get carried, though
>nobody uses it
For good reason.
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>>565204905
You can make up those scenarios for anything doesn't mean it's my experience

>>565204959
Never never never
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>>565203535
eyyy esse le taco fatsio
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>>565205097
Yeas I get carried by Tinpo he's so good with Wyldjeet, when we were streaking he carried sooo many runs I jobbed in. Pretty cool considering he's one of the regulars with least hours
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>simpojeet and trash rping in the thread again
so lame...no wonder no one likes them
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For the longest time I've struggled to get reverse qs backstabs with backhand blades. But recently I went to arena and tried it and it seems consistent. Maybe I was light equipload all those times before and so I couldn't space it correctly. I always thought it was the extra momentum of the backhand blades that fucked up reverse qs bs.
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>>565205292
You both get carried by erg fatso, also dont call your fellow newjeet tourist a 'regular'.
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>>565205474
True ergods are so GOD
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>>565205462
>terrjeet post-defeat melty
nice
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I've never seen you guys feel so strongly about some random ass relic effect, trish really mindbroke some of you
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>>565205686
Which one?
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>this underrated build works for me
>yes I get carried
Errmm whose gonna tell xher?
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>>565205616
>simpcuck post-grooming schizobabble
A sad sight to behold
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So who's worse undertaker chain finisher or guardian?
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>>565205751 (Me)
Meant for >>565205616
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>>565205751
simpo is so lame and not fooling anyone kek
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>>565205883
Shartian because ultimately undertaker with zdps is still better than shartian
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>NOOO THAT EFFECT IS SO BAD DO NOT USE IT NOOO!!

Excuse me I can't hear you over my 1600 damage bonks
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simpo sounds funny
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>>565201202
>>565201949
yeah just checked, you are almost likely fucked if no sleep poi popup on the map. I don't think there is dormant torch, best bet is dormant sword and hope for trina sword 1 out of 6
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>>565206115
Simpo needs to get a grip and stop associating himself with troontinx.
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>>565203361
You use up your bar, then you use your character skill to refill it, then you ult, your stamina refills as you land and you use it up again then use the character skill again since it was refreshed by the ult.
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>>565206087
DO NOT REDEEM THE CHAIN FINISHER SAAAAR, IS BAD SAAAAR! YOU WILL GET HIT!

DO NOT - REDEEM
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>>565204693
Thanks dude
>>565204603
Fuck you dude
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>>565206132
if you want to play an eepy build then the best you'll get is the 2x sleep buildup on hit + all res down + sleep in vicinity improves attack power
it sucks
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>>565201949
>>565206132
Wow I memoryholed that whole phase where people actually brought sleepslop to balancers and this reminded me of it for some reason
I guess it's useless for everdark?
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>>565206298
He knows that sweetie he's just shitposting

I rly like colossal on undy because you get the roll slam from trance
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>>565206385
It still kinda work for ed I think but most likely that when you kill one it stun all balancers and interrupt their sleep status
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>>565206087
>>565206341
>post-defeat meltdown
Not a good look xister
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where is smee?
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>>565206385
I imagine it would keep them down until they merge, on paper it helps with the numbers but less likely does a better job at keeping the numbers down.
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>>565207196
in a body of water somewhere
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Trash is so fucking bad at the game, can they stop pretending they’re some genius character builder
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if you want to dmgmaxx just run night of dregs like a real man
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>>565206132
Theres actually a dormant torches in the files you just can't roll it
You could probably use the relic editor to put it on
>>565206385
They buffed the balancers sleep resistance, but even pre-buff they're so weak by the time you apply sleep you've already killed it
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smeeeeell deez nuts
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>>565207345
You sound upset :3

Coming up balancers rev
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If shittyjeet was actually honest, they would have pioneered Fist Strevenant instead of copying Fist Duchess.
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>>565207374
Uh, I've ran dregs rev/raider but it is a bit confusing, do the stacks dissapear after you have no status for 20 seconds? I feel like sometimes I level up and my stacks go away and sometimes they don't
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i don't want to yerba
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Can Trish please get some new pictures to avatarfag with. Tired of seeing the same crops
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>>565207652
fap time
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>>565207390
>dormant torches in the files you just can't roll it
I am so damn disappoint
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>>565207625
Revenant just feels so shit to meele with, it would be nice if she had any kind of passive going for her, like say, 2% damage per each ghost you acquire or something

I don't really like fists Duchess she doesn't get good scaling even with the respec
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>want to level up
>don't want to move out of matchmaking level
>need to upgrade weapons to do that if I level any further
>don't want to upgrade weapons
ugh. never had to deal with this shit in ds ptde
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>>565207932
what range are you trying to stay in?
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>>565207739
isn't that the rage quitting latinxjeet thats bad at the game?
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>>565207625
I have a fist Rev build and a magic attack Rev claws build but I’m too scared to bring it to erg so I’d rather just throw with randoms using them. Both feel really good during the days because the summons help with fast spamming mobs and you can ult spam during bosses. It really only struggles during the nightlord which is where it matters most. It’s kinda why I also tried making a strevenant build with all phys attack so I could use beast claw during the nightlord fight but if I’m all built for melee then it won’t do much damage either.
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>>565203361
they're right though, i independently made the same build but for different reasons and then realized you can tank fucking anything because she can just refill her bar after blocking. have you damage? don't tell me you thought her gimmick was spam ult

or the super ult that is useful in about 3 places and has exceptions along with short timer making it effectively worthless
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>>565208187
Magic claws is ASS. I have tried it before it's pure griefery
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>>565207932
>nooooo let me one shot first step noobs with gravitational missile just like how i used to dark bead at undead burg
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they don't play the game
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>>565208187
The only people that care what build you use are thread trolls who dont even play and cc (even though they main duchess), so just bring those mf rev fists
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>>565208327
It’s fun though
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>>565207971
the range with players in it

sl1 w0 is dead
sl20 w0 is ok but i've seen godrick precisely once.

if I level up today i'll easily hit 40 just from stored runes, and then after greyoll (need spell, not optional) 60, so i need to rush leyndell for smithing bollocks too. based on previous experience + everyone is playing night reign/something else so activity is mid.
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>>565208064
look actually kinky
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>Undertaker
>"tank fucking anything" redditspeak
raidjeets have moved onto Undertroon, I see
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>>565208387
No it's not the moveset is slow as fuck, low damaging, does no stance damage. Only the running r2 is good
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My main criticism of trish is that they seem to come from the devil knight school of gameplay voyeurism. But like devil knight can clutch and actually handle aggro while trish falls apart when facing any extended period of aggro
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>>565208360
unironically yes and people do that with the pots anyway.

>>565208361
you're right i uninstalled it because fucking add DLC weapons already
>>565208464
fuck you. you're more hiveminded than i've ever been. never call me reddit again cunt.
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>>565207652
it's better to sit down and set up night of dregs right after touching a grace, then you can lvl up while having a rot/poison bar on screen, sometimes it's better to skip leveling up if you're at dreg lvl 10 and you're about to fight another boss, the dmg you get from leveling up is not worth risking the stacks
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>>565208498
Have you considered that trish is a girl and that devil cheats her relics?
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>>565208498
True I agree
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>>565208498
>being smart and sometimes passive and keeping the game alive is le bad
Name for skill comparison?
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>>565208402
play seamless instead
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>>565208561
I'm going to find you and then I'm going to strangle you
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>>565208498
hmmm i suppose you're kinda right
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>0 gg post
kekaroo
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>>565208573
Ohhh I see that's so smart thanks!
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>>565208654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnRooRehhZE
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>>565207196
right here whats up
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>>565208561
>uninstalled and literally does not play the game
>TANK EVERYTHING-ACKKK
>meltdown because I nailed the redditism
Cinema.
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>>565208761
I wanna play but my internet is shit
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>>565208907
In english please
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reported, trolling outside of /b/
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Sinpo going all out today
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This thread in a nutshell:

>buzzword
buzzword
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>>565208626
>smart
>doesn’t participate in the fight then dies if everyone else does
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>>565209106
It's true I suck
very cringe and bangladeshi
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>>565209106
>things that don't happen
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>>565208874
>reddit guy
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well now i don't feel like helping people in elden ring so good job, im not playing today. fuck you.
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>>565208498
I'd also handle aggro just fine if I had +9 vigor x1.33 HP with damage +12, essential character-specific effects and nothingburger curses, but I don't cheat my relics
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I'd be down to host on seamless sometime and just point down whoever we gank for salt
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>Person with 3000 hours has good relics
Wow
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Nobody who cheated would stick with this game because you get bored. I've sen way less cheaters in d5 than before
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>>565209367
Well why don't you cheat your relics then
>nooo it's no le correct
Then stop bitching
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>>565209367
Funny how you left the clutching part out probably because that's still a bit much for you
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>>565209405
Man shut the hell up
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>>565209367
Null point since trish cheat their relics
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>>565209509
>3000 hours and still needs CE to win pw games
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Please be nice to trishh
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>>565209737
It's amazing you're still going with that after MONTHS because my crystalian build is kino, all my other builds are shit and I use 2 effect relics and stuff
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It’s so nice being an S tier and seeing the ants complain about their little issues.
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>>565209737
I've seen her relics, they look normal. Take a look a deviljeets relics, hooboy golly
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>>565210042
His relics are weirdly specifical. I've never gotten one of those wylder vigor relics
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Please queue
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>>565210042
Post them
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:D
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>>565210385
cute
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post your relics, deviljeet
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>>565210042
NTA but they were willing cheat the 100 streak challenge by duoing so I wouldn’t be surprised
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>>565210591
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the 100 streak challenge sounds lewd
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>>565210320
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>>565209743
It would be different if he was a caster deleting everything before he needed to learn any attack patterns. You can bitch about his relics all you want, but they won't dodge attacks and clutch runs. You don't get multiple 100+ streaks and 0-9999 flawless runs as melee without being good at the game.
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gg white birds
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>>565210678
Nobody has gotten it solo here except devil. All the 100s queued with practice 70 times and got carried in runs dozens of times
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>>565210875
At least you have the backbone to not hide your name this time, xister.

>>565211030
cc maybe?
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>>565210814
uoh
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>>565210875
>The +3 just to hide it a bit
I'm 200% sure increased maximum hp is one of the rarest if not the rarest effect in relics
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>>565211169
>All the 100s queued with practice 70 times and got carried in runs dozens of times
Read please
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Love birds. Hate women.
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>>565211197
No, that one's legit. The 2 red ones are edited (curses changed and tier changed)
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>>565210875
Yes its genius, we cheat in such perfect relics that people won't think its cheated because a real cheater would be more subtle about it.
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>>565211306
Do you have the webm where you job to horse on my stream and then you're liek "WAHHHH GAME DROPPED MY INPUT!!!" kek
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>>565211030
my original 100 streak only has 20 ironeye games in it and those probably weren't all practice since the password wasn't as dead back then
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We're the ergieyogurt choir oh yes it's true
We love to sing these songs for you
He's the king of the screen the best you've ever seen
Sneedger oh sneedger
Our erg machine
He's the greatest nightreign player the master of the game
Terr oh terr let's sing his gloriouuus
The smoothest stride the sharpest look the greatest guy by far
Ohhhh balancers o toole
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>>565210875
insanely cringe that this fag was always bragging about his epic hundo streak while using the most obviously cheated relics
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Elden Ring moment consideration:

I just realized most of the main cast of Gods and offsrpings, they're mostly LARPers and jobbers; not a single one of them faced true war and most of these guys accomplished nothing, had 0 (zero) feats and have been hyped up in the in-game lore for no reason. how come they are so strong? not very many of them faced true, actual battles

>Godrick the Grafted failed as a ruler and warrior, resorting to grotesque grafting to imitate strength he never had, bowed to Malenia, died like a bitch
>Starscourge Radahn failed to hold back the Scarlet Rot, losing his mind while still clinging to duty; he waged war against his own kin, wanted to be a Godrey/Hoarah Loux he failed, just like his idol
>Praetor Rykard rejected the Golden Order entirely and failed by becoming a monster consumed by blasphemy, and become a silly snake, not even a dragon baka
>Morgott the Omen King aka the lord of Cope™, remained loyal to a system that rejected him, ultimately dying defending a broken order
>Mohg, Lord of Blood failed in his attempt to create a new dynasty through Miquella, whose plan never came to fruition 'cause he got duped by a femboy
>Malenia, Blade of Miquella failed to protect her brother and succumbed repeatedly to Scarlet Rot, probably brainwashed, again, by that femboy
>Miquella (>implied) failed to bring about his ideal world, remaining incomplete and vulnerable; resurrected the body of his half brother and the soul of his uncle/brother and seduced yet again another redhead sibling ; never held a sword in his life

Radagon and Rennala had real war experience, but love is a battlefield and they did the deed eventually

Godfrey/Hoarah Loux was the only true warrior, with real battlefield experience, and got snobbed and got exiled by Marika when she realized the Golden Order was gone for good
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>>565211306
Holy threadshitter nightmare lobby of Eldritch indian monstrosities. This is it.
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>>565211574
End times lobby.
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>>565211574
even doe those are all S tiers stupid ergite
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>>565211197
maximum HP is very rare in my experience too
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>>565211645
>>565211665
That lobby offends Slaanesh it's that rancid
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>>565211738
offends him because none of these people are gooners like you and just enjoy playing the game?
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>>565211665
>OP character 1 trick ponies
>S tier

I'd put them in A
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>>565211197
I only have about 1000 hours and I have 2 max hp phys +3 and 2 max hp phys +4. I'm sure in a thousand hours I'll have more.
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>>565211665
>2 crutchers and a 3bar zdps shitter
No
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>>565211879
>schizo delusions have begun
Classic

Now call me trish
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>>565211886
>>565211975
>>565211738
>umm you're not allowed to play good characters in the one shot mode because uhmm well you just can't okay you chud you can only play dex melee recluse
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>>565211481
I remember when you posted that and then jobbed to dogs on extremist's stream the next second kek
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>>565212297
lol
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which side are you on ergoyims?
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>>565212297
>duchtroons seething this hard

KEK
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We should add beastclaw Rev to the fraud lineup. Jeet merchant used that every time a hard boss showed up after all...
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>>565212490
cc and practice
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>>565212636
Sludge has the cutest sissy streak
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>>565212297
I could hit a 700 streak with beast claw rev. Would it make me a good player?
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>>565212825
yes, do it
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>thread constantly talks shit about streaking
>Nobody ever posts theirs

Hmmmm nyoticing?
Inb4 it's for losers and I work 30 hours a day
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now you remember that xhe jobbed to demon prince day 1
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>>565211030
I had 36 I think in mine. My skim through barely had any though
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Truth is to get anything past 50 you can't just get lucky/get carried you need to bring some kind of consistency, no matter the build, and not can but the thread is not ready to accept this
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>>565213285
yeah consistently dodge balancers and libras
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right, which one of you said you'd strangle me and where are you on earth.
done.
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>>565213662
weird
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>>565213565
At this point I feel like normal balancer is harder than ED if you know the drill
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>>565212636
Nah it was the most legit streak I’ve seen
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>>565213095
xho did?
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>>565214021
xhe xeast xhlopper
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>>565213992
>queue dodging people xhe cant carry
>carried by other erg'ers
>picks slopRev for hard bosses
No one buys your samefag
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>>565212636
Leave her alone
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>>565214127
also forget xhe reset to D1 for some reason
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>>565213285
Do you want to try that again in English saar?
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>>565213873
you said you'd find me and strangle me and i'm extremely pissed off so where you at, so i can break every bone in your body.
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>>565214495
los angeles
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is horse still gg?
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>>565214617
fine you can live, living in california is worse than what i was going to do. (for what YOU started)
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>>565214894
it was bg
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>>565212801
>"sissy streak"
>Just realized me and another Wyldbvll maintained xher streak during one run
oh no no no you're right
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>>565214916
All over the timeline. Ironeye is from the future of the Fia ending for instance.
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>Lorefaggotry
Cringe
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>>565214916
Its the same timeline.
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Holy fuck Im doing so much damage with undertaker, pure meeleslop, balancers is honest in comparison
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>>565215905
show relics
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>>565215905
How high can you get with just her 3 buffs? Close to 60% or so isn't it?
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>>565215905
Nooo you can't do that, she's the worst character in the game and you're literally griefing!!!
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gg red birds, one of those fuckers had 10 atk
barrage not as bad as i was expecting
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GG red birds
Arrows make the Balancers aimpunch which messes with my "walk to the side" strat. Unfortunate!
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>>565216013
15% for 1 min + 10% for 20 seconds + I forgot how much max necklace stacks is, 20%?

I often reach like 1600 on big weapons
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>>565216186
Don't forget whatever buff the incant buff is going to give you. Golden Vow or Black Flame protection are primo.
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>>565211030
Not every game with practice is a game where you get carried you know?
I had a game yesterday with practice where he one barred against the nightlord.

You could say I carried him.
Or you could just say that it was a normal game where everyone did his job, like it is usually the case with practice.
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>>565216474
No I know, he doesn't really carry, he does like no damage with his gay ass vigoreye build, just meant a lot of people who have 100s faltered plenty along the way but since its erg pass, it didn't matter, so not really much accomplishement in streaking
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>>565216665
RollGAWDS vindicated yet again.
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>>565216772
So trve!
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test
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>>565216587
>No I know, he doesn't really carry
That's not what I meant. Practice is definitely among the carriers in the pw. Just that, most of the time, he does not need to. At least not when I'm paired with him. So assuming every game with Practice is free and invalidates win streaks is not a fair statement.

However you could say that winning with bjark is for sure a game where someone at least had to hard carry.
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>>565216186
This is a clean build. How do you like the great spears version?
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>>565216039
>>565215905
>still-trying this after that ass whoopin' earlier
Pathetic.
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>>565216665
They added new bosses in Nightreign?
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>>565216938
Great spears are great, they were one of my favorite weapons for PvP in base game and you can do the same roll spam attack with trance haha

The running L1 is like 2 necklace stacks instantly, plus poke weapons have counter damage so you can get some unsuspected nvking

Just all the great spears are split and with phys up its usually moar optimal to use invader weapons unless I found the actual Lance
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>>565216991
I know you guys were just being contrarian plus the only argument was noooo chain finisher is soooo bad and hard to get

Who cares
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>>565217545
DO NOT REDEEM THE CHAIN FINISHER MAAM

DO NOT REDEEM
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Check twitter, new patch tomorrow
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good morning erg!!!
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>>565217545
Chain finisher is dogshit because it only applies to light attacks and it requires a ton of commitment compared to most damage passives.
>>565217926
Good morning.
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>>565191275
Nice legs. You could have let them live for the small price of 1 (one) lick
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>>565217985
ackshully it also applies to L1s, you can get a curved swords jump L1 into finisher real quick, or colossal roll attack is only 2 more hits into finisher
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bg I played like shit
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>>565217926
Good morning.
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>>565218094
L1s are also light attacks retard although colossal's going from 3 attacks to 3 attacks is a genius move only you could pull off trish
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>>565218425
Yeah because the roll attack is faster genius haha
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>>565218169
>>565217985
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>>565218765
Aww.
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>>565218507
not if you include the roll retard, a rough look at a short clip shows 3 normal attacks is 200 frames while roll poke + 2 attacks is 220
even accounting for errors they're practically the fucking same retard
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>>565218841
We're talking about undertaker not about normal roll haha you're so duuumb
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>>565217985
trishtinx is too retarded to understand this
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>>565218923
haha i'm using duchess who's got a shorter roll than UT so it's even more in favour of just 3 normal attacks don't reply to me again trash
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>>565218841
>More imaginary scenarios

This doesn't do what you think it does
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>>565218520
>>565219096
>>565218707
Good posts
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>>565219213
<3
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>>565219043
Well you can do both things but it's still a short chain finisher to get the buff, the if you do an r1 or a roll attack doesn't matter
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you forgot to quote me
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>>565218520
Executor put a baby in THAT?
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>>565218094
>umm ackshully
No shit, retard. You can't do a heavy paired attack. It's extremely high commitment for basically pissall reward.

A level 2 relicless passiveless Wylder two handing his gray greatsword deals in a full combo:
81+82+83+91 = 337 damage

with 5 +18% 2 handed passives:
186+188+189+208=771 damage

with 5 +31% chain finisher passives:
81+82+83+351=597 damage
Keep in mind that passives stack multiplicatively so this should benefit the chain finishers the most. You get nothing unless you fully commit to an attack chain and you still end up doing less damage than if you were to stack more relevant passives.
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>>565219391
bad post
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>>565219548
Needs anal.
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>>565219607
Ok then just never use a chain attack finisher if you dislike them so much bro, I'll keep enjoying my 1600 ar colossal
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>>565219713
Kill yourself.
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>>565219713
Also we're talking about undertaker chain finisher boosts AR relic, not about randomly USING chain finishers or passives, please learn to read
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>>565219689
Correct
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>>565219669
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>>565219867
Shame there's no good porn of Gwyndolin. Then again, most porn artists barely play the games they draw about.
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>>565220292
You gay?
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>>565220292
It would be good too I bet. Imagine that bearfish guy doing a mindbreak doujin where he gets bullied until he puts on the dress.
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He's ugly. Snake legs, ugly. Weird, big mask. No wonder people who draw him it's always off model.
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>>565220292
I've never tried to find any, but I would be happy to see any that came across my desk. Very cute design. Actually while making this post and trying to find my favorite picture of him I found some lol.
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Attack chain passive on undertaker is godly. Its borderline free with running L1s when dual wielding. You also ONLY have to hit with the last hit to activate the buff, and a bunch of weapon types have 2 move chains. You just have to know how to play the game to have it activated all the time, its simple really.
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abdul, get the rocks
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>>565221176
Closest I found was https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7410892?q=dark_sun_gwyndolin+getting_his_ass_demolished_by_BVLL_Malenia_Blade_of_Miquella, and sadly, it's futa shit, and not a Chosen One pounding his lovely ass.
My dream would be to see Miquella and Gwyndolin side by side, both of them getting fucked, with different expressions on their face, Miquella groaning and clenching his teeth in pain, while Gwyndolin is starting to enjoy it.
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>>565220967
We get it bjarktroon you're a flaming homo with worms in your gut
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>>565220292
>>565220967
>>565221397
I like him too but you need to relax
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GG Horse.
Cool relic.
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>>565221278
Careful with those thermonvclear trvkes that the duchess/wylder mains are gonna fume they get meelemogged by underGOD
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>>565221397
Futa on twink is straighter than watching a dude on twink tbf
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>>565221278
I'd love to run all 3 undertaker buffs, the chain attack, the necklace, and buffed by incants, but I don't have a good dex deep relic which I think would pair well with the chain attack buff. I think the only one I have has increased damage near madness.
>>565221397
Sounds fun. Just hanging out with your bestie, getting railed next to each other.
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>>565219096
>>565218707
>>565218520
Lovely wyldharem
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>>565211738
It would take a lot more than that to offend her
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>>565220292
>>565220967
>>565221176
>>565221397
Ivermectin. Now.
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>>565221760
I dunno, I'd rather see a girl with a strap-on than a futa. Futa always strikes me as "I'm gay but I refuse to admit it".

>>565221686
Alright, alright.

>>565221808
Bonus points if they try to have tea afterward and are constantly fidgeting over their chairs, unable to find a comfortable position.
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>>565197674
Then why do people use it
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>>565191439
I’m just keeping it real and telling the truth as it is that’s the only thing he’s good for
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whose real life ass is comparable to undertaker's
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>>565222086
your mom
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>Summon Nepheli for Godfrey
>No dialogue
Souless fucking game
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>>565222142
im being srs
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>>565221278
Are you talking about the relic line or just the passive on loot? Also, what running L1s?
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>>565222086
your mom
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>>565222086
mine when I, like her, wear the right dress too to accentuate it
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>>565209020
yikes. he’s not going to like this one. hit the nail directly on the head.
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gg goat
legendary cord's end drop (unused)
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>>565204580
the usual threadshitter getting angry about anything and everything because he hates everything and anything in this general just ignore it
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>>565222412
It's just a brown loser prob an exejeet main angry that Big Scholppa blesses Wylder with good fortune every time they post.
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>>565222396
gg legendary marika pubes
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>>565210814
good girls better than the ones we have now tbqph
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>>565215247
This is the only double wylder fight I barred on. I two barred like the other wylder even though I didn’t have any viable negations and devil had a bigger less likely than me
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>>565207196
In xher basement still seething over ZorbGOD.
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>>565222246
Relic line. L1 combos also count for combo chains and some weapon types have running L1s that also count (great spears). Some weapon types have movesets that only have a 2 hit combo chain, or a 3 hit. If you only need to land the final hit and your great spear has a 2 hit combo chain its easy af to get that attack bonus. The relic line overall facilitates a nice offensive playstyle on its own. Trying to commit to a hammer 4 chain is babby stuff you should be using some other weapon type that activates the buff almost instantly.
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>devil had a bigger dick than me
We know.
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>>565222665
DK is SO fucking cool...
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>>565214916
brother we’re playing fortnite over here why does this matter
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>>565222665
Looks like he only went down once, though?
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>>565211485
>all rise for the threadshitter national anthem
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>>565223001
If someone is rescued by the other teammate it won't show it in your logs.
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>>565223001
Did you know this interesting fact that a wylder 2 bar is in fact a 3 bar
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I almost no hit the dreglord at level 1 without rolling and while using a colossal sword. This means that the kino run is possible.
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>>565222665
>Rescued by Devil Knight
How cute and romantic!
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>>565214928
He doesn’t actually live there dude, you should still teach him a lesson
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>>565208064
wtf why are they doing that to him that’s so weird……………
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>>565223352
Delete this.
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>>565223001
Whose gonna tell him…
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>>565223352
So which is canon - they get together or she blueballs him for eternity?
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>>565204079
Don’t do this again they get too carried away with this shit.
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I love sissy streakers
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^
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>>565223443
I think I heard, post more? Feeding Wylder is important work!
>>565223534
Timeline splits and both happen.
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You guys are such perfectionists this is why the pw is so icky
>BROOOO DID YOU GET DOWNED TWICE BY BULLSHIT HITBOXES????? I'LL NAMEDROP YOU IN THE THREAD
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>>565219607
>>565218841
See
>>565222741
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Reaching a 100 streak solo is something only the best of us can do. Please keep trying your best
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>>565219348
>>565219096
>>565218707
>>565218520
>>565217305
>>565209405
>>565209189
>>565208590
Lovely futa rev cocksleeves built to be turned into a mountain of flesh by unending doll cum
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My best is 17, I'll be proud if I get to 20.
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>>565208498
>gameplay voyeurism
What does this even mean?
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>>565224701
uoh futarev bull
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>>565222784
ouch…
>>565223534
obviously they get together
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>>565224481
>tranny melty
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Que it up
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>>565224838
It's cope speak for not running into attacks and trying to larp as an unga bunga chungus in D5.
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>>565222784
>my deformed brown 3 inch penis is bigger than some obese lard's 2 inch penis
not exactly something to be proud of deviljeeta
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>>565224481
Don’t worry the wylders got embarrassed.
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>>565214916
What if nameless king pwnd malenia
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>>565225483
Even though they carried.
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>>565222784
So that's why he's always wearing grey sweatpants, to make sure we all see it bouncing around...
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>>565222215
Many such cases in this game
Lots of missed opportunities
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gg unendurable frenzy
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>>565226062
gg animus
sorry about going full retard on night 2, I was having too much fun trying to get the 3 knights inside the AoE
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Godfrey and Marika were soulmates, Marika and Radagon are twin flames
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oniisan can you tell me if my butthole smells like dog kibble?
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Practice and cc honestly have to be diagnosed with some form of high level autism
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>>565226774
They are a cute couple at least. The silent autist and his neet gamer gf.
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is youtube shitting the bed rn?
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>>565227310
only the indian channels
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>>565226292
Radagon and Rennala only held hands.
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>>565226292
>>565226774
truth
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Why are you like this?
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>>565229376
Just brown things.
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>>565226613
ough
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>>565226925
true
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>>565226062
me in the dbox seats with my warrior jar popcorn bucket watching ELDEN RING
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Why are you like this?
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take my bones, I don't need none
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gg balancers
I swear the pink bird was preparing to nuke down on me, I surge sprinted away and the nuke actually happened where I was heading to wtf
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What's the minimum HP you need for most nightlords to get away with 1 32% full hp negation?
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>>565230975
ggs the pink one is kinda buggy i feel, sometimes she lands rly fast. remember double pink balancer, triple even
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>all the events of ER only happen because a god-queen has a woman moment
*Hits pipe*
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>>565231029
i'd spitball 1.1k with some phys/aff negation on relics/passives
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>>565230763
just wyldjeeta things
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>>565231257
low int moid brain has no hope of ever understanding the complicated and justifiable reasoning behind why it happened
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>>565231324
Thanks! I was having fun building random builds and I was curious how high I could get my HP without ruining a build tooooo much. I got this with 1137 HP. I might give it a go.
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unusual concentration of patches builds on multiplayer in 2026
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>>565230975
>trash still seething and prob fishing for epic chain attack finisher clips after failing in 99% of gameplay
keeek
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>>565231992
blame esbidee
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>have CE worthy relics for dragon communion rev build
>go try it with starting dragonfire on a training dummy
>depletes my whole lvl 15 FP bar in 2 casts for a grand total of 900 damage
what the actual fuck who greenlit this
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>>565232010
you forgot your pepe
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>>565232353
You forgot your porn addiction image
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>>565231868
A fellow 100 streaker I see before my eyes. Good luck on thy quest my lord.
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>>565232485
Bodied that freakazoid
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>>565232098
I like that you can free aim it to clear camps during day 1/2 and you can keep casting it without stamina

>>565232485
So obsessed, creepy..
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>>565232510
>>565231868
Hopefully, you have strong Wylders to carry you as well.
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thinking of trying a greatshield playthrough, see if that makes things easier
what weapon should i use for guard counters?
an axe might be fun
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>>565232591
cute
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>>565232591
Your thoughts on you and tinpo duoing being worse than sludge merchant?
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>wyldalit
>strong
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playing with double balancers after dregging it for so long feels really bad, the melee dmg is pathetic and I feel like I'm crippled, but for bosses like caligo there is no better option than skillslopping with godslayer GS
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Sludge merchant has proven that you don’t need to one trick your overpowered characters to win. Please follow their example
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>>565232765
WyldGODS always carry the day
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learn from troon merchant
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troon merchant as proven erg streaks don't matter because you can get carried by better players.
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>>565233541
Wyrm > Wyld.
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>starter incant rev
>not OP
Whose gonna tell xher
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>>565232510
I'm aiming for 20!
>>565232765
I hope I get some handsome Wylders in my games. I will fancy spin at them and hope they want to scoop me up.
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>>565233130
It's true and she pioneered haru haru hermit
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GOD merchant*
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*queue dodge merchant*
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halberd feels weird in this game
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In my unbiased opinion on overall skill
tinpo > sludge > trish
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>>565234283
>>565234483
>>565234748
i dont play the game and those are my posts ty
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In my opinion peepeepoopoo anon is a fraud and gay but la creatura is based
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>>565231605
For me it's
Jasmine>Robert
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>dodge merchant melty
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i'm going to use the grand lance instead
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Vaping and chilling and trying the castle sol horse skip tfw no gf
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Belan how are you SO SLOW
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yeah this is way more fun
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>>565235759
Be nice to her
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>>565235739
did you see that one tik tok/yt short about it too?
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>>565235819
>>565235314
>>565234616
dishonest thruster...
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>>565190893
>presses L1 once with the deflect tear and invalidates that entire move

whats next?
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>>565235940
True. We only allow purposeful and honest THRUSTING here in /erg/. No half assed pussy shit.
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>>565220967
>Deleted
They feared him because he said the truth.
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Now that mids like sludge can get the big hundo, when can we expect Belan and creasy to get xhers?
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>>565235940
multihit attack is more fun.
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>>565190893
WOW what was I supposed to do here??
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>>565236740
I WAS DODGING, CAHM ON!
*snort*
FROM SOFTWARE, ONLY THE SHITTY MAY APPLY, ACK ACK ACK
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>>565236740
He has openings during his attacks
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Turning all erg boys into erg girls 2026
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>>565187465
What a badass helmet. Where can I get my own?
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Telling erg boys that they are big and strong and handsome so they become even bigger and more handsome 2026
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>>565236245
Try as they might, mid tiers like vitezu negro, terr and tinpo can’t match sludges cuteness
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>>565188279
>>565188413
>>565189109
saber needs to relax
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>>565236856
>Charge R2s? No way! Just do light attacks after rolling chuddie
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>>565211371
Is that creasy?
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I was playing nightreign today and thought about how when I was little and watching happy tree friends I liked the war veteran bear the best and I wanted to make him smile and be happy for some reason, I dealt really excellent damage with lightning+ bonusss and lightning spear so I am gonna see just how strong my relics can make it
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gemmy was right
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>>565204603
>redditlander
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>>565204603
>kinolander
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>>565233519
Why did angry white boys start calling character mains and specialists otp's? That's not even what a one trick pony is.
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>>565238464
xhes not even the first person to do a multi-character 100+ streak, it's just more cope
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>>565238459
don’t talk to yourself
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>>565237778
this looks so fucking stupid
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>>565238464
doesn't otp mean One True Pairing
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>>565235759
yeah I gotta work on that tbf, I always take my sweet time looting
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>>565239663
Only if youre on Tumblr
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>>565217305
this guy draws the cutest stuff I just wanna caress taker…
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>>565240094
>Tumblr
Jesus Christ I feel old, i remember when that shit was the scapegoat
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which one of you was this?
>goy_n*gger_pvp
>sliding around as a bundle of sticks like a faggot
>couldn't lock on and I could hear him parryspamming
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>>565237553
She needs a boyfriend.
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>>565240237
>>565240094
>>565239663
i like to make fun of tumblr image filenames even though nobody gives a shit about tumblr in 2026
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>>565240623
Keep it up, filename curation needs to be gatekept.
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>>565237553
no but I do want a Miquella larper to submit to
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>>565241027
And I want to write a Buster Brown parody where Buster Brown is replaced by Miquella.
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>>565240623
>>565240237
Tumblr still deserves to be made fun of and ridiculed for all the damage it caused that’s still felt today
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>>565241379
It was great to find 2B porn.
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fact: swagapinos are the most powerful race
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>>565241379
you can say the exact same thing and to a far more significant degree about this very website though
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>>565241027
Why are all women in the Lands Between sexual predators?
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>>565241829
no you can't talk shit about this website because we use it everyday :) and everyone against 'us' is bad
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gg big dogs, no 3rd dagger makes me real sad
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>>565241882
it is a matriarchy
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>>565241578
>>565241379
porn was it’s one and literal only use (aside from finding the rare cool funny drawfag that wasn’t deranged) and they got rid of it the cia needs to do better
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gg that was fun
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>>565242114
It also worked as a containment area for retards.
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ergie phantoms in old altus tunnel looking to become boncchungus
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ggs good team, the ult camp clears are so satisfying
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>>565241917
cringe ass 7th grader wit retardpost, my roast beef down there smells like dog kibble
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>>565240334
>censoring the nigger word
Why are you like this?
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1/3
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>>565240334
>That gesture
WELL PLAYED NOBLEST OF INVADERS.....I SHALL REMEMBER THEE 'TIL THE DAY I PERISH........
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https://youtu.be/HvsHHC-YgXI
It is an absolute crime that nightreign wasn't nominated for best OST at the game awards. This song alone blows the other nominees out the damn water.
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>>565241882
but I want to be his prey
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>>565237203
I played exactly 50 expeditions in the 35 days since my last loss and only 22 of them were Depths with erg. The others were solo depths (on a second account), depths with randoms (on a third account), checking on D0 newbs, and challenge runs. I'm not exactly going out of my way to get to 100.
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>>565244110
Who cares, all of these fucking award shows are a joke, I forgot who won multiplayer but I remember it didn't hold a candle to Nightreign at all
The fact that vanilla ER won multiplayer game of the year is also a good tell that these awards are worthless
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>>565244292
>second account
>third account
mental illness?
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>>565244489
One for the ergoyim, one for solos, and one for randoms. I have a fourth profile that I dedicate to level 1 runs now.
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>>565244312
Everytime I relisten to the ost I can't help but be reminded on how much it was robbed.
>I forgot who won best Multiplayer
It was arc raiders. Which I can somewhat understand because multiplayer extraction gamea is all the craze nowadays, even miyazaki is dipping his toes into it with duskbloods.
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>>565244110
I will be the judge of that. What were the other nominees and which one won?
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>>565244603
why in god's name would you make a separate account just for solos
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>>565244959
I mean he clearly has no life since he spends all day here threadshitting noticeably, what did you expect (and still 2 bars to horse btw)
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>>565244959
So I can track my performance in solo expeditions just like how I want to track my performance with randoms or with the password. It keeps things tidy.
>>565245212
Every time you bring this up I bring up the 6bar. Maybe I should bring up the lion, too.
>>565185939
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>>565241882
Marika made that femdom meme real.
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>>565245381
Except trish doesn't talk like they're some hot shot like you lmao so delusional
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>>565244110
too bad you need a disaster run to ever hear it fully
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>>565245381
Nevermind that it all went downhill because I tried to revive the biomass.
>>565245436
>delusional trannybabble.
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>>565245212
you nuked that shitter fraud that spends all day in the pracjeet mode and is still this terrible
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The sludge situation is kind of like that video on the rat village. One mid tier rat has ascended his station and all the other C tier rats who could also reach where he is with a little teamwork are instead ripping each other apart
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i just want to cum
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>>565245682
True, we should be mice
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you now remember the "post your tarnished" posts
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trash calling anyone a thread shitter is just hilarious
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>>565245854
I'll sue you for using my gotchas ergiraffe
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so I'm actually queuing by myself fml
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>>565245852
shoot your goo my guy
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>>565245852
which erg girl is getting it
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>>565245852
This but inside Trish
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my big bonk 1600 AR btw

>>565246301
I have a boyfriend desu
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>>565176553
YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD. ONLY *WE* CAN USE THAT WORD!
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>I have a boyfriend desu
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>>565246532
Is the boyfriend in the room with us right now?
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>>565244110
For me, it's Dawn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4sxUkj9lcw
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>>565246532
>I have a boyfriend desu
I don't care I will make you mine
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trish is for pure yuri
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>>565246532
when was the last time you kissed your boyfriend in the real life lips? with mine it was 3 minutes ago but right now he's getting a haircut for a wedding we have to go to although I just wanna marathon my summoner/healer playthrough because I have a good roster of ashes and good healing spells to keep them alive now and it's getting fun but I won't get to play for like 4-5 days of travel which SUCKS
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>>565244110
Caligo's bgm is one of the best songs in FS history
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>>565246969
This picture is so fucking accurate it's scary
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>>565246969
I blame the fat lana era for millennial women looking like left I'm so glad I was born in the current millenium
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>>565247374
cute
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>>565247501
Very impressive anon, the humble brag, the being shitty for no reason, and then blog posting. An amazing dogshit post.
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sellen crown with the godskin noble robe
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>>565247804
What is fat lana
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>>565248039
what am I supposed to be bragging about? I thought we were talking about boyfriends, but still thank you! I hope it continues to inspire the kind of activity we have carefully curated here in current era erg
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jumo
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>>565246301
This
>>565246532
No, you don’t
>>565246969
Trvke as fuck…
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>>565248319
american celebrity singer lana del rey got fat around 2020 for a couple years and it inspired millions of millennial women worldwide to stop taking care of their diets, but she got in ozempic and is skinny again now so
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>>565247501
I was inspired by the other anon's death knight idea, would you wanna coop? A summoner/healer support sounds fun
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>>565244110
don’t exaggerate it’s really not
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>>565248442
Yes I do and it's a Wylder!
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>>565248531
how doth one get fat
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>>565176553
Don’t reference kino here.
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>>565248646
Yes it fucking is. Most games these days wish they had an ost as good as nightreign's.
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>>565248732
idk
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>>565248531
More like american food is garbage and fucks up gut health and fries leptin receptors in the brain so everyone is hungry all the time
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>>565247804
she peaked at ultraviolence, i used to blast that album on repeat so it was pretty sad to see her blow up literally.
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>>565241829
4chan is nothing nowadays so it doesnt matter
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fat
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>>565250876
me on the left
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>>565245901
erg was heaven before the pve demons took over...
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>>565250876
guhh fatmommy
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>>565251007
said no one ever
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gg worm, that LLTBT was a life-saver thanks
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Powerstance whips are cool, gotta figure out their move set though
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>>565250439
that's definitely her best album it's so so good
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>>565248564
sure I love coop and I try to summon as many players as I can through my playthroughs, maybe your sign shows up sometime in my world who knows! I also have my tt on at all times so there's a chance you'd find me if you invade while I'm playing, but I'm going to be out of town for like a week so we'll see if the interest is still there after
if you ask me, I think you should try your own run with that setup! it's been fun taking care of my spirit summons and trying to dodge attacks to heal them in emergencies, it's a bit different of a dynamic with other people on multiplayer but some of the players I summon seem very appreciative to play alongside a healer, you might enjoy trying it out!
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gg horse, fun run fun weapons
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>>565252842
>vanilla coop
oh... i wanted to do seamless, np then
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ggpost

This is the beginning of a big new streak.
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somehow, the streaks have returned
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>>565252113
my condolences
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>>565253051
>>565253110
gg dregslop
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>>565252312
I think the jump attack hits with both simultaneously, rest of the moves seem bad like most dual wield movesets that don't hit simultanesouly
got to use on with sacred order once on a tibia mariner fight though. felt like god of war just oneshotting a bunch of skellies at once with one charged heavy
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>>565248898
it’s not. you need to listen to more video game music. there’s a fair amount that’s equal to or surpasses NR’s. granted i haven’t heard the other nominees so maybe you’re right in that instance.
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>video game music
>good
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>>565253838
fromsoft fans actually liking a fromsoft game challenge impossible
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>>565253072
I'd tag along sometimes on your playthrough if you have one and our play times coincide, I know the seamless mod does let you have your spirits summoned anywhere and alongside coopers so that sounds fun, but I think I would have to import my character somehow which would be good to know how to do regardless, either way I hope you have fun with your own playthrough!
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You guys need to listen to aja by steely dan
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>>565250131
Source?
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>>565253905
you can like something for the parts that you like about it without cocksucking every other aspect of it like a Libra Demon
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>>565250131
oy vey!!
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>>565253974
I refuse. I need music that has no lyrics, or else I can't focus on my work.
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I only know summertime sadness because I watched great Gatsby
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is anon actually not lying and that there are actually 'so many girls in erg'?
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>>565253960
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/5523
i use this one and it still works flawlessly, just select your .sl2 save file and then port it to your .co2 save file
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Elden ringie:(
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>>565254559
looks good I'll give it a try when I can, thanks anon!!
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>>565254727
why sad? want a hug?
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>>565254559
I don't get it, don't you just copy your file in the appdata folder and rename the extension? Why does there need a tool?
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Queue?
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>>565255048
to copy a specific character
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one day i will get a +mark and invader relic
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>>565254479
Always was
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>>565255131
o-ok........ >_<
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>>565255234
dont be a faggot nigger
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>>565255203
can't believe i'm talking about lana in 2k26, on an elden ring thread, but here we are.
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>>565255565
speaks volumes on her cultural impact
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>>565255353
your mistake was answering an obviously faggot question in the first place
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>>565253838
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>>565255763
wish i can say go queue so i know who you are but i don't play nightreign anymore so good luck with your games instead, anon.
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>>565256074
what do you play now?
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Miserable. You two need to switch characters when you see me on iron eye
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shit connection
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cooping the mimic tear is erotic
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Don’t hear practice saying anything was wrong with it
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>>565256154
sts2 and across the obelisk, i'm neck deep in coop slops.
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>>565256728
>>565256728
>>565256728
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>>565256189
>>565256185
Kek! Nice going fat fucks!
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>>565257349
this is why there's nothing wrong with genociding albinaurics
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gg red birds
i'm gonna have to start stealing keys too
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posted in the dead thread award
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I was ready to brag about a no fall raider run, but then draconic tree sentinel had to ruin things. No negations btw. We got amazing luck when it came to offensive options. But bad negation luck. We should have gone to the invader camp.

But oh well, it was still a pretty good run.
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>>565185890
>ring lights reflected on the tits
lol
lmao
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>>565258490
Why do you not use post damage healing on raider? Curious why you'd play on Dante Must Die difficulty
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>>565258845
Post damage healing is mostly placebo. Especially at D5. Enemies do too much damage. You can never recover enough to tank the next blow. And even if you do manage to survive, your life will be so low, that you have to disengage with the enemy to heal up anyway. Which you should have done after getting hit the first time.

If post damage healing recovered more health per attack, then I would be singing a different tune.
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>>565259403
Rally is always good you need to learn how to counterattack better.
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>>565258845
Also, all of my deaths last run were one-hits.
I just happened to be standing to the tree sentinel's side when he casually swiped his hammer for a one shot.

I tried cheesing the sentinel by spamming my skill atop my pillar, but as it turns out, the tree sentinel can reach me up there for a one shot.

I ran out of stamina trying to run toward Caligo, while it was conjuring the ice ceiling. It fell on me for a one shot.
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>>565259403
I play raider frequently in d5 with post dmg healing +1 and +2, if you have charge attack negation you can easily trade all day long with day1/day 2 enemies, taking damage negation lets you trade and heal back 90% of the damage with any nightlord except Dreglord
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>>565241027
>>565240615
true…
>>565241829
no, you really can’t
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>>565259403
>Post damage healing is mostly placebo. Especially at D5

Raider is the only character where this is explicitly not the case, even at D5
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>>565256956
Too early fucking idiot
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>>565260887
Please leave me alone
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>>565260410
>>565259654
I don't believe either of you. But if I happen to come across a Relic that offers both decent damage increase, and post damage healing, then I'll consider putting it on. But I just checked and I don't have a relic like that. So it's a moot issue anyway.
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>>565261067
Behave yourself first
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>>565262190
I hope you die
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>>565264137
I’m going to get the belt. Have some respect for your superiors.
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>>565203161
>>565202357
>>565201723
>>565205105
>>565205292
>>565202702
>>565206087
ur so cute when you act like this…
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What kind of a man dodges balancers twice in a row
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>>565266115
Kill yourself
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>>565270685
Fuck you. Behave yourself maggot.
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>>565270854
No
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>>565271276
*rapes you*



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