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Digitan LOVE
How do we feel about this
>>565240710The problem is if they hire Uma security the security personnel will rape the trainers instead so they need to hire ningen
forever searching for a finemo gf (male)
Fuck this game
>>565240870pacebros...
>Bakushin wants to keep the adultery bookBakushinbros? Your response?
why does kitahara look so unwilling in the art that ships him with belno
>>565240896faggot (fake)
waheyyum yum gyudon
Balls itch
Gold Week.
>>565241006You can't say no when an uma is involved even if you don't want to.
>>565240870So do I keep grinding for Umastan or my lates will turn into Paces...
I hope the hat stays on in the onsen.
brochachos, your Taurus gold ships?
>>565241208Stego cute.Stego also hot.Honestly Gold Week has already made me incredibly happy and I'm waiting very, very impatiently for the song. Still 7 more hours for it to be put in the Jukebox...
>>565241208These are good golds
>>565241003say it aint so whaaat all bad things in this thread are SAs or SEAs???
>>565241208JOJO SEXAUTISM SEXROYAL SEXIMAGINE SEXGAMBLER SEXHOBO SEXSEEEEEEEX
>>565241006He's an upstanding member of society who wants a proper trainer trainee relationship who thinks he's in a sports shounen but then he gets dragged into a H doujinshi
>another miss on med S despite 12* medI should really make better med spark parents but I don't want to play MANT after my daily borrows
>>565241208Fenomeno deserves more love
watching CM races together is actually kind of fun
>>565241208where are their golden bikinis
>>565241550go away pedo, pretty pls
>>565241208How are they all so hot?Well, except for THAT one.
Thoughts?
>>565241604Don't be mean to Fenomeno
>>565241459My friend. If we loved Fenomeno any more they would accuse us of a crime.
Will (You) leave your club in two days, anon?
>>565241574whaaaaaat say it aint so no wayyyyy>>565241663sex (with the right), while left looks on, till I allow her to join
>>565241586
>>565241604>one>not three
>>565241673He's clearly talking about Orfevre
after team sirus card, any of the next club point card worth to save?
>mambros when it's time to loot dancho's corpse
>>565241779I dont have the stamina for them
>>565241663Ultra sex.
>>565240710
>>565241782Why are you gay
>>565240845Digitan is so cute I cant stand it
>>565241604The only hot one there is Orfevre
grim
>>565241992just sit it down
>>565242032>>565241968
>realize I have my own OG Maruzen>train as a parent>these mini eventsMy fucking back
>>565242095Imagine getting called a faggot for months when you just wanted to have a chill time
>>565242095stop doxxing meeeeeeeim just busy playing the last chink gacha slop
>>565242202>ntrfaggot is a discord fagHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.
>>565242239everyone is on discord bwo
>>565242236I picked up Yugioh again and have been having fun with Killer Tune so I'm slacking on my races
if you were kitahara, would you fuck oguri or belno
>>565242417I'm not on discord
soon
>>565242523Belno all the way
>>565242239>he doesn't know about the /uma/ discord club
>>565242131
>>565242523Neither.
>>565242526fuck im sorry bwo...... just join uma club and we will invite you
>>565242458*rapes you*
>>565242523Oguri and I'd make Belno record her times.
>>565242142Fenomeno looks like an angry cunt.Is that Nakayama Festa? Not hot at all.Stego is a hobo.Dream Journey's design is atrocious.Orfevre is hot.I fucking hate Gold Ship.
>>565242239uma&co are known discord faggots
>>565242131>
>>565242207>VHSMaru, I think we might need to see your birth certificate...
>>565242636nice try
there's a discord? Is it only for one club or for /vg/ in general?
>>565242694so are rare bricked, /uma/club, autis/uma/, mambo
>>565242665Toons were a mistake
>>565242207I love this old lady.
>>565242202
>>565242803We have a Discord?
>565242676Nobody is falling for it man. You already made it clear you hate them all because they are more popular than your waifu. Your waifu would be disappointed in you
>>565242803>autis/uma/, mamboNo, nice try though
>>565242802You didn't get the invite? Sorry, bwo, maybe next time.Some clubs have optional discords. There's no /uma/ discord.
>>565242727>Zoomer talking about how ""soulful"" and higher quality fucking vinyl's are is based>Talking about VHS is cringe
>>565242458Helios would play Killer Tune.
best starting shop
>>565241604Golshi, Meno, Nakayama and 3 uggos
>>565243065Stamina notepad!
>>565242864Here. Just for you. https://x.com/kaenniarg/status/2049570781126930687?s=46&t=NrOL9ErNxL3qSy9yPwlb3A
>>565243047catbox link is dead
>>565242939Not everyone who dislikes the Gold clan is your boogeyman.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565243318
>can't run umas with low mile affinity because otherwise i'm wasting pink sparks and medium/surface S is impossible>running mile/medium without B/A in long feels like shit because then you run the tiara tour which means you waste way more clocks because vodka/nishino flower/dober
>>565242202RNG decided it wasn't my CM, so nothing I can do about it. This means I am still lacking as a trainer, and should have used Ayabe instead of 2 fronts countering HoguriNext CM will treat me better
CM 12 status?https://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llnghttps://poal.me/85llng
>>565241963Only 300%?
>>565243614She's very cute but I wish she'd put the hood down.
>>565243614She looks like she smells fucking terrible.
>>565243614boy(umas)….
>>565243682The hood stays during sex
So is Grand Live worse than MANT? I don't know how much more I can take of this
teio but she peed her bed
>>565243682faggot.>>565243747this
>>565243460You lost because you're a shitty trainer who didn't love his umas enough. You'll never be a champ.
>>565243708uma boy sex
>>565243747To cover her face and stave off nausea.
>>565243614Dicta Striker a cute
>>565243708Maintaining the boy uma agenda is our top priority.
>>565243852do you think she just settled down and became a housewife
he's too cute..
>>565243228that little scooch to get closer on the couch... fuck, CF IS CUTE! CUTE!!!!
>>565243895opera watching me dance with fuji every time because speed in junior year is low
>>565242676orfevre is the cuntiest of them all
>>565243957There's no such thing as a cute bo-
>>565243828I just want to say that fanart of the umas in bed that still has them wearing their hair ornaments and ear condoms and such kind of annoys me. We know they take that shit off for bedtime. DRAW THEM WITHOUT IT!
>>565243818Nothing is worse than MANT but that slightly depends on taste
>Air Groove invites Admire Groove out to go to a cafe>Admire Groove cannot fathom why, tells her to ask someone else>Air Groove tells her she's really curious about the cafe she frequents, and asks if Aruvu can show her around. Mentions the shop sign saying "organic brand">Admire Groove tells her yeah, it's Deep Green Organic, and that they brew each cup by hand so it takes a while>Air Groove's like yeah that sounds nice, they should also have a lot of different cakes there and that it'll be fun to get on because it's Aruvu's birthday>Tells her the cake might sell out if they don't hurry>Aruvu stares at her for a moment then is like "if we're going let's go because the raspberry cake sells out quickly"Air Groove really knows how to handle Aruvu, it's great. I love the Gold Clan but I do hope teh Groovlings get more soon too. >>565244127Orfevre isn't a cunt, she just got spoiled too much, even at her age Journey spoils her too much. And now Trainer does too.
>>565244150Be the change you want to see
>>565244230Can you add an image to your post so that that one indonesian can repost it on xitter?
>>565244127I don't actually know anything about their personalities, I was judging them based on looks alone. Apart from Gold Ship. I hate Gold Ship's personality.
>>565244150they go into the hot springs with that shit on
Good evening bros
>>565244405Imagining the smell of steamed ear condoms
Why does that obsessive, disingenuous faggot try to force that discord narrative into us so much? He has been trying that for a month now. Really makes you think.
>>565244486morning cafe bwo
>>565244127She is just spoiled, and most importantly she gets lonely and jealous if you don’t take care of her.
>>565244150umas without their ear covers look more naked than usual though
>>565244486Good evening bro
When do we get the next anime?
YOOOOSHIKUYOOOOO
>>565244580Good morning!>>565244690Hello Fine bro
>>565244842
>>565244824Movie. Katsuragi Ace. I will see you guys in the movie theater
>>565244405They fix that
>>565244824Ugly donkey
lmfaoooooo who is shee :crying with laughter emoji:
>>565244951Please make this happen, Cygames.
>>565243818Runs being shorter makes it better by default in my eyes
>>565244824
>>565245023I wonder if they will ever get rid of her on the homescreen
>>565245164most importantly why is the Bavarian milk farm there
>>565245262japs love ze germanz
>>5652448242-3 years
>finally understand how the career work>cannot do good umas anymoreWhen all of this ends?
>>565245262I heard some dacchis say Eishin Flash was running at the same time as a lot of umas there
boysex
>Make a New Track>you don't actually make a new track
>>565245532It's called Trackblazer though.
>>565245527sex with boys
>>565245596>It's called TB, which is shorthand for tuberculosis, a sickness mostly dead in first world countries, irrelevant to civilized people
Oh man the other Birthday talk is depressing.Still invites Aruvu to a birthday party for her and Aruvu instantly assumes that the Birthday Party is for a group of people, not just her. She's like "I'll show up for a bit and then leave and you can celebrate with the other kids". This confuses Still who tells her there aren't any other kids and Admire Groove's response is just "Eh?" She then asks if it wasn't a group birthday party and inwardly is like "isn't a joint birthdya party how it's supposed to be?" Still tells her that they made sweets and tea just for her and Aruvu tells her to just lead the way while her thoughts trail off to thinking how weird it is to have a party for herself.Like Jesus those people at the facility she was in really did a number on her. I know the director apologized for not giving her care because she was mature but this is actually all manners of fucked, man. I want to spoil Aruvu so much.
>>565245596We also aren't smoking weed on the track
>>565245532It refers to the trail of corpses the scenario left behind
>>565245146
>>565245527>>565245724when will soccer boys owner realize he made a mistake
>>565245812Nobody cares NTR bro find a new thread to shit up
>>565245262her gen is there
>>565245724engage in procreative acts with boys>>565245879soon, god willing
>>565245818I want to be the phone...
>>565245812>false flagging NTR trannygo away and fuck off back to /umajp/ tranny
>>565245998Not your boogeyman, go cry somewhere else that you lost your CM finals
At what point do you go "fuck it, good enough" with parents? How hard are you willing to grind for the 9 stars?
>>565246073I'm a casual so I just roll with 7 or 8
>>565246073I am satisfied with at leas 7 blue sparks. Pink sparks are more important especially with aptitude.
>>565244040you'll make it up to her later
I've never played Digitan's career before but she seems cute. This is worth 90 statues, right?
>>565246073If I'm at 3 for both parents I'm willing to concede at 3 sparks of an entirely different stat if the pinks are good
Open leauge is difficult...
How long till I can roll for the hag uma?
This is like watching two autistic kids fight eachother in the bathroom during lunch at school. Can both of you shut the fuck up already
>>565245812You really love to embarrass yourself. No wonder your own clubmates are ratting you out
>>565246432Do you know how little that narrows it down
>>565246451I literally don't know what you're talking about so I'll assume my 4cx filters worked
>>565246432Ines Fujin isn't that old...
>>565241574>>565245812>>565246281>>565246496???
oh he really is mad about the discord screencap
>>565246528The usual, one always evades my filter somehow
>>565246432next hag is seeking the pearl. Dunno, 4 months or so
>>565242803If Mambo had a discord I would surely be included in it. I'm not a flatliner.You WOULD invite me, RIGHT MAMBROS!?!?
>>565246225I did it.
>>565246617NTR guy is mad he lost his finals and he changes MD5 too for some reason
>>565246617ah >>565246664I see
>>565242803autis/uma/ has no such discord though bwo...
Do I need concentration on bourbon for CM13?
>>565246870you always want concentration on your fronts
>>565246451Except this one is a samefag forcing his narratives until it get enough traction and bait other people to replying
>>565246867fucking based anon
>>565246528Regular expressions suck. The first time I had em on it hid 98 threads and nearly every postIt's a little better now but I wish I could just control threads with my mind
You're all going to Hell, praise be
>>565242676>Fenomeno looks like an angry cunt.She's by far the kindest of the family
>>565246867What the fuck I added them and they sent me a link to their onlyfansThey're all in cahoots, abort mission
>>5652470627 and I'm not going
>>5652470627 and they both die and never post here again
>start a career>lose all clocks by end of classic year>lose G1s with no clocks >repeat
rolled fast learner pre-debut and thought it would turn out shit. ended up with my first SS+, but creek never showed up and ended tragically understammed for dahby. and i couldnt take advantage of the fast learner because director gave me mostly shit skills. feck
>>565247153>no S medback to the training grounds.
>>565246385isnt open league up to B only?
>>565246750Good choice. She's cute and pretty consistent.
I got Nature from the free pulls
>>565247084Stego is incredibly kind.
>>565247298in CM13 its A+ and abovei think cm30 or something it gets bumped to Ue3
What am I supposed to do for the next cm if all my lmb stamina cards are SR and my Super Creek is LB0.
>>565247256oh i know, her stamina was beyond cooked anyway. got an 8* power parent out of it at least (if only the groundwork spark had proc'd...)
>>565246870I didn't have it on Daiwa and I was always playing catch-up against bourbons. I still beat them most of the time but the times I didn't it was because of that inferior start.
End of month club transfer and invites moving like nba drafts
>>565247084Thats what I like about them, all of them are really kind in their own way. Gold Ship albeit being batshit crazy is a very loyal friend.
>>565247395Borrow Creek
>>565247084>Orfevre is apparently a bit of a bitch>Fenomeno is apparently kindI shouldn't judge people by their appearances I suppose...
>>565246073ever since sweepy died i just look for pink sparks + skills, going for blue + pink + skills is borderline impossible with the amount of time between CMs and with how long MANT runs take
>>565247391>in CM13 its A+ goodbye graded league it was nice knowing you
tokyo = japanese 20yushun = 00 guineas
>>565247542but Tokyo Yushun is Japanese Derby?
>>565245407It is a matter of junior year RNG and summer RNG. If you fail to get some of your cards to rainbow before summer, then the run is bricked. Bad summer is still recoverable but you might need to sacrifice some G2 or G3 on the way. >>565247395Stamina sparks is enough, and if you have another gold recovery available. Borrowing Creek can be a bricked
>>565246073My current domestic parents are 7 star blue, 6-7 star pink, with a total of 21+ whites. It gets the job done.
Why can't schizos win CM?because they never take their MedS!
>>565247657god you really are an ESL faggot
>>565247084at least she's the only one that didn't try to rape her trainer
>>565247749
>>565247396good parent run then, good luck anon
>>565247450Eh, Journey's kinda...>>565247467Once again, Orfevre is not a bitch, she's just spoiled. She was spoiled too much as a child and Journey still spoils her even as a teen/adult. She's used to getting what she wants and she sticks to people who would deal with her shit because she'd otherwise get lonely. When you have actual bitches walking around like Ramonu it's ridiculous to call what's basically a womanchild a bitch.
>>565244842LAAANDDDDDDDDING HOOOOO~*finishes 7th*
>>565246225>>565246750DigiCUTE is one of the strongest umas of all time. You made the right choice. Also she's cute. Also I love her.
>>565247895don't say that...
>>565247726
>>565247494where were you when sweepy was kill
>>565247749>>565247832
>>565247895Thanks for the details.>When you have actual bitches walking around like RamonuI thought I'd really like Ramonu, again based entirely on her appearance. I should probably stop forming opinions of these upcoming umas before knowing more about them.
>>565246617Damn all those posts died
>>565245407As an addition to what >>565247657 said: always go for the max number of supports per training session, even if its low growth stats, if theres 2 on wit and some other stat always do witFor junior year I like to do 6-8 training to 6-4 races depending on how well I managed friendshipAlso something I like to do is to recreation pre debut on the first turn with less than 3 cards on any training type
>>565247895Yes, even Journey. She would do everything and anything to protect her loved ones, no questions asked. Loyalty is the most important in all relationships.
Xmas oguri is coming for you it's over
I knew I shouldn't trust anything said /here/ when autists were saying to save good whites shit blues URA parents for the Tachyon lab event.
>>565247749A Symboli Rudolf Fish?She must be Swimboli Rodolf.
>>565247467Fenomeno's dad is a police officer
>>565247895>When you have actual bitches walking around like RamonuGuess I have to add her to the roll plans. Thanks.
>>565247749>>565248256
>>565248150I've never lost a cm to xoguri, I think she's overrated.
>>565247749GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HOLY SHIT
>>565248143While I understand that Journey is fiercely loyal to the people she cares about, it's the people she doesn't that makes it kind of questionable. Like even fucking Orfevre like dressing up as Santa for little kids.
>haven't played mant since event startedodds i lock inevens i continue grinding new titles
>>565248174URA/Unity parents are useless now because MANT parents have way more affinityThen after the affinity rework MANT parents will be useless and the dirt rotation parent runs meta will start
>>565247845thanks bwo (You) too. dahby will be my cm... i believe...
>>565248408Yeah, but have you considered that you will never be a woman?
>>565247749I love you, my punny wife. You're still going on the slide for this, though
>>565247395You dont run stamina cards, you use stam parents. Alternatively use umas with stam bonus. A good way to stamcheck yourself is going for the tenno sho spring, where you should have around 600 or more.
>>565248520why would mant parents be useless after the rework, they still have the g1 races
>>565248708hey dats my line
>>565248567CB bro? I believe in us!>>565248408fair point. I find that enticing personally
>>565248748Yeah but most of them don't have the dirt races, they are still good but not optimal
DUUUUURRRRR YOU DON'T NEED A STAM CARD HUUUURRRR FUCK YOUI DON'T HAVE A GOLD RECOVERY SO I AM USING CREEKHAPPY NOW?
>>565248708You can't learn more about carrots by osmosis. No, you must BECOME the carrot.
>>565248978>forced to use/borrow Creek award
>>565248807Not here Luna, Teio is watching us
>>565249134Use teio as a condom
>>565249134That only makes it better
>>565247395Reminder that Radiant Star has some recovery on it too
danchou rejected my love confession...
>>565249013But if you eat too many, your teeth might car-rot
>>565248978You know that you can rawdog it with 1000 stamina, right? Its not that unobtainable with a stam bonus uma, if you use 2 power cards. Also you'll definitely get at least 1 white recovery.
If Ace gets a movie Prez and CB will also get more screentime. Think about it.
Lunacord hours...
>>565249524so she's pregnant
>>565249706when is creek not pregnant
>7 [deleted]
>>565249794pretty voice
>>565249780true
>>565249794I want to weave Chrono's history
i'm actually sick of the stay gold glazing and the non stop gold clan pandering it's actually fucking disgusting. stay gold and goldship are both boring depthless ugly pieces of shit that have no right constantly getting merch or spotlights. this bitch is barely 5 months old and she has double what some uma have had in 2 years. it's actual cancer. just fucking delete her from the game already cygames and give attention to uma that deserve it like the special week lineage who actually accomplished something, all gold clan fans are tourists who don't know shit about Uma musume anyway
Smooching the dacchi below me
>bwo you don't need a recovery just use 2 power cards and stam spark>bwo wdym you don't have 700 guts how are you going to duel? there is like 500m of last straight
Do better, dont reply /uma/
i got the shit kicked out of me so im running grass, nature and rudolf
>>565249524i'd totally do that, for her.
>>565244494I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
yeah but I would still have sex with stay gold
>>565249994I will reply to (You) insteadHow was you day?
>>565249794It's pretty funny how bread went civil after and none of the NTRfag posts were deleted really is just the antijp schizo on multiple devices shitting up the breads
>>565250039Gay pedo
>>565249994/uma/
>>565249794
Post CM13 McQueens
>>565249794I only see one. My filters work better than expected>>565250039Your stego would be spreggo
>>565250087>gay pedo>not using the right terms for thisAmerican education at its finest
>>565250039that's neat
>>565247749Anon's mum would be proud.
>>565250202I got a warning for reporting
>>565250067Great. I enjoy discussing my favorite umas with you guys and their personalities, quirks, and history. I hope you are having a wonderful day too.
sexsexsexsex SEX SEX SEX sexsexsexsex
>>565250067Not great...I had a argument with my bf
>>565250235Someone please post the stego being grabbed from behind and lifted because I have 10 minutes to masturbate before work and that pic gets me rock solid in an instant
>>565250235>removed ear coversthat's lewd as fuck
>>565250286Chicken thighs...
>>565250301Just lick his ass before touching urethras works everytime for me
>>565250315Only if you post ur cock bwo...
>>565250315>I have 10 minutes to masturbate before workAre you forced to do that?Is your boss going to check your balls?Are you trapped inside the game and going to train some 2025 himba?
>>565250039good choice
>he isn't running tickezo in the literal DAAAAAAAAAAAHBEEEEEEEEEEEEE CMwhat's your excuse?
>>565250551I hate everything about her except for her body
>>565250235but would Stego moan in a feminine way or hold it?
>>565250551I don't like Tickezo
>>565250551shes ugly
>>565250551Mile F
>>565250551mile F
>>565250551I want to go triple front
>>565250515This one is pure sex, up there with the Durandal uterus touch
>>565250235>>565250515INEEDTOSMASHHOLYFUCK
>>565250551I don't have BNW
I hate how swingy this game is so fucking much, especially when it comes to power. All my Seiuns have been powerlets except for the first run I did for her for CM13 which is on the left.I can't figure out how to get a 2nd power card in though, since I don't have MLB El (didn't want to roll on her rerun since I have Kita from the initial banner drop). I can't find a Maru borrow with both lots of power AND groundwork sparks either, but I hate not getting groundwork more than being a powerlet. Maybe I just swap out Fuku for Kita so I have another +1 power bonus support card?
>>565250551she is annoyingganbatte mr sperm
>>565250515kinda really hot ngl
>>565250551I have literally never bothered to do her career, and I skipped her entire storyline kek, her shrieking and crying pisses me off
>>565250630She'd hold it in and ragebait you until your balls are dry and her womb and ass are fully stuffed
>>565250630Kinda like this, but higher pitched
>>565250551I don't want to lose my mind getting Medium S while bringing 10 Mile sparks like a retard
>>565250647DON'T SAY THAT!!!!
>>565250719holy buhi
>>565250551I'm trying to use her as a parent/grandparent instead since she got 3* power on a run I did last week
>>565250474No I'm just lonely and I hate my life>>565250515Thanks bro I did the deed right on time
>>565250858I really like her voice, her VA did a great job
>>565250719>I can't find a Maru borrow with both lots of power AND groundwork sparks eitherbwo?
>>565250812>>565250729>>565250647>>565250638>>565250626
>>565250551>>565250729
>>565250963dont be lonely bwo were all here for you we understand you were your only real friends....
>>565250995>2* front 2* turfbwo?
I want to impregnate Winning Ticket
>>565250995>2 medium>4 groundworkqmo¿
>>565251110We know Taishin
>>565250995pink sparks bwo?
>>565251147no one ever talks about this ship
>>565249956Your climax sparks, bwo? You 'only' need 9-12 stam sparks then rest guts or power
>>565251110Just don't make her cry again. I'm tired of police always showing up at your place because of neighbors reporting it.
>>565251009The only time I liked Tickezo is during her main story and even then she's still annoying
gold city feet on my dick
>>565250995bwosky is aiming for triple s
Still teeth on my neck
>rainbow >game crashes>king gayloAw fuck, I wanted to run Neicheer. Halo's unique is completely useless on CM13 I might as well bring her original version
at least global won't get a CM this long anytime soon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5O7B5jhH38
>>565251308Taishin on my cock, Tickezo on my mouthBiwa can watch
>>565251524>no debuffsFinally some fucking sovl
>>565251553They should've banned recoveries for an actual honest race
>>565250551I will, not because of her stats, but because i think she's cute as hell
>>565250719I found a good maru
>>565251553Can't wait for the debuffer ban on cm
>>565251553
>>565251698No recoveries but debuffs allowed would be cool
I love Rice
>>565250551Ticketzo HATE
>>565250719Someone from here has a godlike Maru parent, forgot the ID though
>>565251778Dia... tell me Epsatono Island is just some wild accusation
>>565251872Trainers who ask too many questions get spirited away
>>565251593sorry, hayahide is the bull
>don't even have Maru so I have to fully rely on borrowshumiliation ritual
>>565251872
>>565249283Kita looks too cool hereBUT MY DIA IS STILL HUNTING THAT ASS DOWN FOR THE WIN
Why is Bamboo Memory talking to herself?
>>565251712>>565251838i'll believe it when i see it
>>565252067wtf two yaeno muteki
>>565251553So what's gonna be the meta for this one? Chrono and Blaze Brian again?
>>565252067No Reason
>>565252067>bambo memory and yaeno muteki are so forgettable this anon thought se was talking to a mirror
>>565252047I'm a big fan of that expression.
>>565252010Kita spirited my cum into her mouth
Here's your front ace bwo
>>565241663Sex with women in power, so torena first while Creek turns into blob.
>Constant increase of 40m per day>Gasses out out of nowhere>Goes back to 33m/dayhttps://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=772781438
>>565249927Truth nuke
>>565252285wrong one
>>565252298Literally release just before the only CM that her unique works
>>565252298>15% Speed/ 15% Guts>Innate recovery>Gold Midrace for Mediums>Uphill uniqueShe was literally tailor made for the Derby and nothing else
>>565252298no joke this uma is only great for the Derby. You know front players are payfags so they wont hesitate
since when this was free? did I miss free rolls?I got them both already so whatever
Unironically how do human women even compete when Uma women are superior in every way?
>>565251553>debuffers bannedholy based
>>565252507the free rolls started today
>>56525250710,500 carats on this shit and I got nothing only to get King Halo on the free pull
>>565252298>speed eater (mile)>speed eater (medium)what's her problem
>>565252067>there will never be actual twin umas to do twin hijinks with
>>565250224It is as small as a child and it looks like a boy. You are a gay pedophile for wanting to fuck it. You also have shit taste because it is ugly.
>>5652515533600m isn't long enough, make it LONGER
>>565252298>Wild Wind>decreases velocity of runners behindDon't let the fartfags find her
I shan't
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2049613468089893252Isn't this not in global yet? lmao
>>565252773
>Mr Cock and Balls coming tomorrowCan we make an agreement among gentlemen to not use Gold Ship next CM?Ayabe and Tamamo are fine.
>>565252298i was already gonna pull her cause shes ryans roommate, but now this cements it
>>565251553How much stamina do you need for 3600m?
>like an uma>she's a coughing baby for every single CM but the one during her release...name her /uma/
>>565252319There's just a dead guy in there.I'm surprised they just let fanslaves stay dead instead of finding another slave or getting an alt account with a clanker
>>565252152you clearly are not trying hard enough
>>565252942sure*uses ayabe power*
>>565252965ines fujin
suzy if she sexy
>>565252965You already posted her
>>565253023you can't gaslight me bwo
>>565252204Isn't cunny cat the gold standard for long slogs?
>>565253186No she's just average
>>565253131liking big tits is gay since it means she's fertile and then you have a chance to impregnate her and make more men thus making the world gayer
>>565253142
>>565253023sure
>>565253263Is xhe trans?
>>565253263>le cock and ball has arrive
>>565252942The only thing keeping Tamamo at bay is her E in mile distance otherwise she's a better Gold Ship
>>565252750she hungry
>>565253186I dont want to wait years for alts like this
>>565253131trvth nvke
>>565253186She's strong, but Chrono is absurd
>>565253186She's the gold standard for making sure Orfevre is irrelevant in longs. That said, she's still pretty good but Chrono Genesis and Blaze Brian typically perform better than her
>>565252942>Tamamo are fine.Thanks anon, hopefully nobody calls me a metafaggot
>>565253186I need Catyanotoo bad we'll have to wait for a while
>>565253263CB finally graces our screens with her midriff..
Chrono Genesis was a mistake that little brat
>>565253339The only tranny Uma is stay gold
Cloudflare was a mistake
>>565253428So just get Kitty Cunny Gun and Baba as permanent long umas, got it
>>565253317>5 medium...maybe.
Kita-chan a cute
Hello /uma/, are there any clubs that accept newfags? My gacha just announced EoS
>>565253630what game
>>565252862official accounts spoling jp content...
>>565253409BIGGER.
>>565253630Sure but you have to post your dick
>>565253630there will be some in 2-3 days when new month comes
>>565253630some clubs are already posting looking for membersbut in 3 days probably shill will start harderjust stay around and post id
>>565253630we have recrutations every single month at the start of it
>>565253785>A+LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOUNITY TIME BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565252942Sorry I'm running both Goldship and Taishin (my wife), no I don't care that Encroaching Shadow doesn't work on the track
>>565253630it's okay we're going EoS soon too
>>565253939Tell your wife she dresses like she just rolled out of bed and fell into the laundry hamper.
>>565253785https://umamusume.com/news/774/> The following change has been made to Career Rank requirements for registering Veteran Umamusume in the Open League.> [Before Changes] Only Veteran Umamusume with a Career Rank of B or below can enter.> [After Changes] Only Veteran Umamusume with a Career Rank of A+ or below can enter.> ■ Across All Rounds>The amount of attainable monies and support points has been increased.
>>565253928DAAAAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565254048that's what I tell her every day>>565253785NOO MY FREE WINS
>>565253131decent artist
Do I want Daring Strike, or Firm Course Menace for Gold Ship? I can only borrow one.
>>565253630TAMALOVE NEEDS PEOPLEDANCHOU INVITE HIM NOW NOW NOW
>now open leaguers have to actually learn how to play the game
>>565254139Daring Strike, though you only need to LB1 for Mr CB for her to be useable
4 more weeks and I can complete my dream team.
>>565254139you borrow ntr for speed gains if your deck is shit and gold firm is just a bonusyou borrow daring strike if your deck isnt shit
https://twitter.com/KentuckyDerby/status/2049368082821357835?s=20 Wild that they are making tweets like this now
>>565252427>>565252503>>565252478>release character that's ONLY good for a single track/raid/boss/etc and nothing elseClassic Cygames.
>>565252942will Daring Strike make Golshi even stronger?Sounds fun, desu
>>565254239Thanks anon. Sadly I can't really spare any pulls for her.
>>565253785I was gonna keep flatliners if they didn't adjust CM difficulty, but now flatliners have no excuse
>>565253409>>565253131her birthday is coming soon!
>>565254279what do horse racing boomers think about umas I wonder
>>565254127BIGGER!>>565254168TamaLove will be an A+ again...I just know it..!
>>565254279They're going to scare away the ojii-san following this account
>>565254291Imagine Gold Ship having her ult.Imagine Gold Ship with a copy of her ult on top of it.Ayabe power already gave Daring Strike, but it's a shit power card, Mr.CB is a good wit card so you want it.
>>565252503>>565252298>>565252427>>565252478>Surprised that the horse that won, set a record and retired after the Japanese Derby due to tendonitis, if you pay attention during Ryan's Career, she disappears after it has a kit made specifically for the Derby
>>565253630Go join Uma&Co. They're a peaceful club without any drama
>>565254349cute orange wife
>>565254394
>>565254464No Suzuka, don't undress here in front of everybody!But I won't object if that's what you want
>>565254275>borrowing either of those pieces of shit instead of Yeppers for NSM
>>565253630If you are willing to do 30M fans/month, post your ID and we from UMADash will send you an invite. we have a flatlining nigger in need of a lynching, but once that's done we'll be looking for an oji-san to join our comfy ranks
someone posted the thing i sloppa'd
>>565254561I'm 2/2 on MANT CMs, never used yeppers. She is a shit card.
>>565254561>he didn't ticket yeppers
I don't care if she's meta for the Derby CM, I'm pulling with my dick.
>>565253785>>565254062why bother with MANT at this point
>>565254561>borrowing Shit Yeppers>everyeah that's if you have all the other cards MLB'd, I'm not doing that shit.
>>565254667>marked
>>565254592I saw it under the Kentucky Derby tweet someone posted above tooNothing is exclusive to this place anymore if a braindead retard normalfag thinks they like it
>>565254678MANT is tanoshii
Evo skills next, get me out of this Xoguri hell I don't want to be forced to run her on her best tracks
>>565254742>Nothing is exclusive to this place anymorenothing has been exclusive to this website since the coof dropped everyone is too online and interconnected now
is OG Air Groove better as pace or late?
>>565254678Because I'm not a little bitch
We need to stop the underground market for /uma/bfs
my kingu now says hoeh arigato like a round brown dirtball
>>565254863In general late, but for CM13, both are bad. Her unique doesn't work since it procs during accel phase
>>565252862NOOOOOO THE SPOILER GO BACK TO twitterJP YOU CUNTS
>>565254863She's better as my seedbed
>>565254678because graded B is still better than open A
>>565252862
>>565252862jpschizo sis...
>>565254979well fuck>>565255023nyo she's mine
>>565255106Hot
>>565255004kek
>>565252862>Isn't this not
>>565255164Glad someone liked that quality joke
>>565254962I thought this was the teio webm
>>565254962First-rate sweat!
>>565253785>Future Champions Meetings may feature different race conditions than previous events of the same name.>We will continue to notify trainers here about the details of future events once they have been decided.The racetrack won't change, right?
>>565255280howen arigato
>>565254962king's sweaty ass on my face
>>565255352It'd be funny if it changed too so there's literally no way to prepareI'd appreciate that change desu
>6 dominators
>>565255494post deck for your fronts pls
>>565255186Yes, that is a double negative and it's proper English as used here
>>565255660Wife
>>565255728
>>565255482honest to god this would just allow people to pick their oshis
Alright, I'll wait then.>>565253694Eversoul
>>565255660hold on, Kita becomes for (You) during her story? One of you told me yesterday she was Idol material only
>>565255753Your English teacher should've whipped you harder
>>565255753ESL hours makes me feel like a young english teacher again
>>565255846Every uma is for you if you actually read the stories yourself
Is Cheer Kingu's inherit as good as Pump for CM14 since it's Yasuda Kinen again?
>>565255802>EversoulThis is my first time hearing about that game
>>565255893L O N D O NONDON
what is the point of living in a world where you cant have sex with Gentildonna, anons?
wouldnt it be funny as a trainer if you intentionally trained your uma wrong so she wasnt really good, then slowly starting introducing the idea that she was actually just a ningen woman. like little hints over time. and then instead of graduating tracen with a degree you gave her a government name change form that changed her uma name to some boring femoid name like samantha
>>565256140I say young but I'm 28 now
>>565252960Capped Stam and 2 golds because the system mechanics changed to make Zenkai Spurt the main form of acceleration for every uma
>>565254725good luck ever getting into position for MPB or Red Shift you IDIOT
>>565256072There's a handful of chinese gachas releasing lately all with the same premise of open world GTA type shit but i dont remember which is which and i cant tell wtf is going on anymore
>>565256219doing that should be automatic death sentance
>>565254859>>565254742It's even worse because of monetization so people will repost anything remotely interesting in hopes of it getting traction
>>565255773If she said that to my face I'd cry on the spot.>>565255846I'm also surprised.>Trainer: Let's make each other happy, okay?>Kita: Yeah! It's a promise!That's basically marriage!
>>565254260the dream team is completed when you get their wedding alts
>All the clubs fighting for the bottom of top 30 apart from /uma/ club are feeder clubsDiscords are so fucking gay
HOWWHYWHATDOUBLE S ON CLASSIC?
>>565256219Tazuna...
cute
>>565256260>Zenkai
>>565255846almost every uma is for (You), and allegedly this only gets more explicit as the scenarios develop and new umas are released. Ardan's full-blown romantic tonality becomes the default, not just a welcome surprise.
>>565256379stop bringing long sparks for oguri
>>565256351yeah and mambo is a feeder club for /uma/ club. thats just how the world works lil bro.
>>565251553surely the power of the latest cards + good sparks + new scenarios make it easy to hit the reqs for CMs like this, right?
>>565255660Shit like this is all over most Uma careers with them lusting for trainer cock and troons still somehow claim uma’s are lesbians
>>565256417
>>565253785yep it's open league time for the rest of mant
>>565256410THAT'S ILLEGAL
>>565254667my wife won't like this
>>565255912I only have so much time to spare with my MANT runs...>>565256321>wifeKINO
>>565256502
>>565256271I actively avoid CN gacha games since they'll ultimately just be copies of each OR genshin slayer number 67
>>565255846next time don't listen to schizos
>we're getting ten free pulls on support cards nobody gives a shit about but only three pulls on king and natiefuck you cygames!!!
>>565256509What's illegal is that Ruby thinks of Helios as a rival while being in love with Palmer
>>565256265>NSM triggers in late-race>same time as MPB and Red ShiftI think Smart Falcon was right about you, Curren
>>565256410blush!!
I hate the " For (You)" term so much I only see it in the most degenerate of gacha generals and I'm sure only a handful of retards actually use it and truly believe its a good quality for your horse girl to be lobotomized into a drooling retard only capable of saying "ohhh i love you these feelings it must be fate that we met, danchou commander torena sensei planeswalker"
>>565256494but you're their teacher!!!that's abuse!!!!
I'm not reading all that
I'm always so enamored how some of the more embarrassing Umamusume got approved by their IRL owners.Stuff like Sweepy and extreme (You)ma sounds like it would give a horse owner a heart attack.
>>565256687clearly you've never gone NYOOOOOOOM by triggering rapidfire accels laterace
>>565256494>troonsIt's one shitposter, and honestly he's probably falseflagging.
>>565255660>What I really want, from the bottom of my heart, is for you to be the happiest person in the world.>That's how i can support you!>As a best friend!
>>565256770I can assure you they were not given the full details. Likely just the character design
>>565256702Fuku wouldn't say this
>>565256758
>>565256681That's a spicy triangle what kind of sicko would like that haha.
Familymart Cardigan StegoGold Week sexy StegoMore Stego singing soonThe only thing they could do to spoil me even more is if the next CD has her solo song. Thank you for spoiling me Cygames.
>>565256702the reason it's stupid is that they're all actually for me specifically
>>565256702Shut up bitchYou are For (Me)
>>565256681Helios keeps getting cucked...
>>565256702>"ohhh i love you these feelings it must be fate that we met, danchou commander torena sensei planeswalker"I would dump so much money on this game if every uma was like that
>>565252845
>>565256702>>565256702>>565256702>>565256702
>>565256702Decade old brainrot doesn't fade easily
>>565256681is there a way to translate the game while you're playing it or do you just google translate your screencaps
>>565256440>mambo is a feeder clubi don't think so. mambo is stable except for the danchou stiuation. /uma/ club hardly has openings in general as well. i'm pretty sure those discord clubs like Eden are coordinating their members moving around like some corporate conglomerate and the members don't even get a say, sounds soulless.
>>565257000Just go read a visual novel nigga
To (You)... yes my love to (You)...
>>565256770they slap the script on the table along with a massive, fat bag of cash, what do you think they care about more?
>>565256770im pretty sure sweepy's owners absolutely knew about it. the horse was literally a bratty mare irl.
>>565256702>it and truly believe its a good quality for your horse girl to be lobotomized into a drooling retard only capable of saying "ohhh i love you these feelings it must be fate that we met, danchou commander torena sensei planeswalker"Except there's only one Uma like this (Still) and she's mentally ill. The rest like you a lot but aren't drooling retards over you.
>>565256001Her unique ONLY works on ends. If the CM is going to be late/end heavy it becomes very inconsistent.
>>565257000With enough schizophrenia all umas are for youTaishin? Violent because she loves youGold Ship? Crazy because you make her go mad by how much she wants youFalco? You're her first fan and therefore she'll allow you to get exclusive premium secret boyfriend privileges
>>565257075This. I'm going to read Umamusume: Pretty Derby right now.
>>565256785I have, just with fronts, not ends yet. Yeppers, in my view, isn't worth the hit to stats just for NSM, and anons who don't have NTR/Fuku/Finemo/Creek or only have one of those cards would benefit more from CB than Yeppers, since CB has good end skills for your ace instead of the shit Yeppers has, NSM excepted. CB is also a good stat stick, so I think she's the stronger choice.
>>565257030https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2020105486/>0 wins in 16 startsOh, that's not so fun.
>>565256864now add the fact that Ruby's first baby is with Helios>>565256995...>>565257061the later
>>565257000This isn't true because Eversoul was this exact concept and it announced its EOS a couple days ago
>>565257073yeah it's not mambo's fault that /uma/ club never has spots. now coincidentally /uma/ club has a spot and the highest ranked mambo (dancho himself) goes missing??? really makes you think...
>>565256843>What I really want, from the bottom of my heart, is for you to be the happiest person in the world.>That's how i can support you!>As just your trainer!
>>565256702Someone didn't pull girlfriend neicheer
>>565257293Falco's trainer would say this to her at the Hot Springs
>>565256843>>565257293No one is this dense
>>565257293Gold City's trainer actually hits her with this, multiple times in fact.He's my favorite Trainer.
>>565257296vent? kinda sus ngl
(He) is amazing
>>565257296>Diagnosed BPD teenager asking you to ventYep, you're getting punched in the face the second you sit on that couch
>>565256702You're too based for this general.
>>565257296>vent___
>>565257365
>>565257273Who will get the other spot mister schitzoprophet? I want to know which club will get the call in 48 hours
>>565257365I'm this dense.
>>565256770hello this game is saving the racing industry get on the ride or we'll find another horsie
>>565256721>that's abuseI hope it is.
>>565257467aren't amogus memes uncslop now? that game is only popular among millennials
>>565256770I respect Super Creek owner for approving her.
>>565256702You play other gachas? The degenerate here is (You) I could only bother playing this one, and only because its soulful.
>>565257571Grass Wonder abuses me
>>565256351welcome in the zoomer era, everything is DISCORD DISCORD DISCORD
>>565256702i believe it to be deeply chinese behavior. broken asian males with inferiority complexes that could blot out the sun cannot believe that anything short of a girl bending over and opening her pussy with both hands could be romantic. this is what leads people to unironically believe that chart.
>>565256702not even Super Creek or Natie come close to being what you're describing
https://poal.me/n4r3tchttps://poal.me/n4r3tchttps://poal.me/n4r3tc
>>565257648wait...no... amogus memes are still cool!
>>565257296goddamn I am THIS close to pulling Girlfriend NeichaI must not dickpull. Dickpulling is the mind-killer. Dick-pulling is the little-death that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my dick-pulling temptation. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the urge to dick-pull has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
>Gemini 2 announced alreadyMAKE IT STOP
>>565254279I remember when a horse owner thought there was a bot attack because "a bunch of anime avatars responding & sharing my tweets"
>>565256702Even if you dislike "for (you)" stuff then later careers are still better as they better adapt the keiba part of a career and go harder on concepts, like with Aston Machan trying to not be forgotten
>>565257467>netanunc(You) is still trying to use amongus uncslop in the big 2k+26
>>565257365being dense is basically a requirement to be a trainer
>>565257404Mine too, he fucking knows what he's doing, the slick bastard. She's putty by the end of her career, it's hilarious.
>>565256995>>565256681>>565256410soap opera type shit, gotta love it
>>565257089sex with you
jige?
Is Curvature still good this CM?
>>565257882She has such a cute laugh.
>>565257882I want to abuse this thing
>>565257983Curvature will be good for every CM, except maybe Ibis Summer Dash.
>>565257882
>>565257882Shit is funny
http://poal.me/ilo5qthttp://poal.me/ilo5qthttp://poal.me/ilo5qt
>>565257153>only works on endsbut she's late? what about her ult makes it so restrictive?
>>565256681pama deserves love
neicha sexo
If uma fanart/fangames were legal I'd learn to make vns just to make my fantasies of eroges visual novels featuring umas and my delusions and share them to the worldAlas, all I can do is share uma lewds with covered or censored genitalia
>>565258106>Curvature will be good for every CMnot the 1200m ONLY straight one
>do maruzensky parent run>get ace statlinesfuck oshi gaming, I'm running this old bitch in CM13. she is so easy to train, gets giga stats, always wins her races without clocks. even MANT feels breezy and beautiful.I will not be a victim any longer.
>>565257648yeppers
>>565258135Don't vote, this was made by Tazuna
>>565258135I'm a professional.I could never enter a romantic relationship with my trainee.Most I could do is sleep with her, cohabitate, give her a lot of hugs and spend 3 years together.
>>565258135Why would anyone NOT want to romance their trainee after their career finishes?
Will Forever Young be for (You) or will Cygames hold back from whoring out their dirty daughter?
>>565258267she is my oshi
>>565258331She will be for donuts and will stack them on (you)r dick
>>565258108Her eroticism, hotness and coolness is proportional to how big of a fraud she is
>>565258331prostitute
Nobody actually authentically dislikes the For (You) content in these games. It's just performative complaining from secondaries who see people enjoying something and roll up their sleeves and think they've got to do a heckin media literacy about it.
>>565258168Learn mandarin and become a writer for erauma
>>565257656Over the years I've played enough to recognize the worst elements of every EN or global community.If you want shorthand for why I think Southeast Asian men are a blight on every gacha game I implore you to check out /gbfg/ where for the past 6 years there has been a schizophrenic man having a meltdown over every Male character that has ever been released and he's gone on record multiple times saying he wants to rape and kill the games director for "pozzing" the game.This same guy also really loves arguing about women that are "for (you)"
>>565258360imagine being the second one
>>565258135The people have spoken.
Hishi Amazon is the hottest brownuma
>>565258360Maybe you shouldn't have treated trainer like shit, get bent bitch
>>565258292I would cheat on my trainee with Tazuna
>>565258267do you have the front package tho?if your Maru isn't ninja zig zagging out of the gate you will only make her embarrass herself in front of the youngsters
its bricked isnt it?
>>565258492Romance with torenas.
>>565258514true
>>565258360whats the issue here
/uma/ is the hottest brown/uma/
>>565258297t. Harutore
What makes Natie such a Gosling magnet anyways?
>>565258439I don't like it because there's no H scenes I'm getting baited just as hard as the yuritards
>>565258135We planted a tree together on Valentine for the express purpose of blessing our journey together, with my wish being to always be by her side, and hers being for it to be forever. It'd be wrong not to.
>>565258656>kind to you but unkind to herI WILL FIX HEEEEEERR
>>565258297t. Shiichitore
Am I crazy for thinking this guy is being ridiculous for complaining about romance in a fucking gacha? I enjoy that its tasteful and loyal to the irl counterparts, all umas have their own personalities to shine
>>565258656umareader is free nigga
>>565258656being insecure about herself
>>565258492start a family
>>565258608Good thing that gun doesn't have a trigger, or she could've hurt someone
>>565258656i dont know either but i feel it. its hard to describe. something about her attitude, her tone of voice, her semi-sarcastic but authentic reactions to things.
>>565258656
>>565258514True, but only because Snow-in Hazard is manga-only.
>>565258768You're both little bitches because you somehow take an unrelated external opinion as a personal attack
>>565258835Beautiful!
>>565258656Normalfag Uma.
>>565258768is this your first time here? there’s always people who just go contrarian because it’s the easiest way to get (You)s
>>565258594You haven't gotten fast learner yet so there is still hope
>>565258768in JP it really goes too far and derails the horses actual story. Still in Love is a very unfortunate example of this and sticks out like a sore thumb in a game with mostly well written characters.
>>565258768Yeah it never made sense to me either. The umas are tied to their real storylines. None of the horses in this game fucked a man.
>>565258656For me it's the part where you made her a trophy and she treasured it
>>565258656she's literally the GFE uma
I need Cheval grand in the game...
>>565258656Low self esteem is sexy.
>>565258656I mean, just look at this.
>>565258967MLB FINEMO FUCKING SUCKS
>>565259015Would Natie be ok with me marrying Marvey and her being the third wheel, or should I marry both?
>>565258768idk, I just wonder how the guy will react to NeoUni's story considering it's adopting the relationship between Demuro and IRL NeoUni
>>565258618she thought she was the first one
Yeah, yeah, For (You) umas are cool and all but which umas are for (Me)?
>>565258992>in JP it really goes too far and derails the horses actual story.No it fucking doesn't. Still in Love is also a special case and there's reasoning behind it. You guys read snippets and not the full career and jump to conclusions.
>>565259009You don't know that for sure, horse people can either be very kind animal lovers or complete degenerates.
>>565259009I bet Still in Love's trainer had sex with her.
Why does everytime I visit /uma/ the thread is mid drama or schizo meltdown, is someone really complaining about romance in a galge?
>>565258656It just hit. Literally the first time I trained her it made me gosling and I never felt this from other umas
Rubs Only You > Still in Rub
>>565256072It's a Korean autobattler. There was very little marketing for it. And the few it reeled in, didn't spend much as it was pretty generous and the monetization wasn't too enticing.
>>565259162urara
>>565258656Two umas in this game are literally just women. One of them is Gold City. The other is Nice Nature. Gold City is a stacycoded bitch whose only problem in life is being too pretty. Nice Nature is like a girl you might actually be friends with, and she feels like someone (You) might actually be able to connect with and help heal. The kind of broken bird boys that play this game are weak to that stereotype specifically.
>>565259165>want to bitch about something>cherry pick third handed information and treat it as fact>add one or two lies to the mix to make your argument>expect not to be caughtWhy are zoomers like this?
>>565259230Kakehashi-kun...
>>565258928Starting a family with Chrono Genesis by smooching her without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day
>>565259162Happy (Me)ek
>>565256702I like "for (you)" stuff.I just don't like when someone have a meltdown over character not being for (you).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsAeOtJyg3k
>>565258360>>565259151I need more.
>>565259096
>>565259151Oh I thought that was just Rudolph going through a photo album of her and her trainer. Is that supposed to be Gold City?
>>565259383Buy an ad.
>>565258768do not get me in any way wrong, i like the romance and i want more of it. i just hate gacha players, hate third worlders, hate the way they talk about romantic careers like it's a dick measuring contest, and hate the way they don't actually care about any of them.
>>565259313Please stop posting this
>>565259209It appears so. blaming the game because it creates schizos ? There will always be schizos, you ignore or be entertained by their theatrics
>>565259162Air Shakur
Which uma is the least For (You) in their career?
>>565258656She's literally the girl next door. They make these characters in a lab there's something for everyone
>>565258992>goes too far>I don't like thing => thing is objectively badThat's just your opinion. Not every uma was tailor made for you, you don't have to be the target audience for every single one of them.Remember, you're playing a girl collection game.
>>565259449shakur
>>565259213>>565259096ok but I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to ruin Nice Natie (Cheerleader)'s tummy with a career ending pregnancy
I will marry Natie
>>565252824Her name is Anus Fujin, it's a gimme no matter what.
>>565259383Your avatar sucks, please change it or delete it. Gross. and your videos are too long, please make them more concise. I like your work though, been a fan since the earliest vid that blew up.
>>565259284they want correction
>>565259407your hair accessory knowledge is lacking
>>565259449when you win the hot spring ticket in Golshi's career her first thought is literally "you got two? now me and my shadow clone can go to the hot springs!" so I vote for her.
>>565259009Ikezoe got fucked a lot that's for sure
>>565259449Air Shakur.Source: I saw a chart on xitter and chose to believe it without question.
>>565259449Air Shakur
Every uma was tailor made for (Me)I'm the target audience for every single one of theI WILL collect every girl in the game
>>565259449ShakurGold ShipUraraSomeone that's umasexual and spends their whole career obsessing over someone else like Scarlet/Spe/Hishiama
>>565259513when is this guy going to give in and start making the uma porn
>>565259606I find it funny how I love all of the horses Ikezoe rode, except for Curren.
>>565259513Bouncy
>>565259513what did she mean by this?
>>565259449I havent reread Brians story but I dont remember anything romantic at all. You just help her become more friendly with others because they are scared of how talented she is
>>565259414Make me
make me a Seiun family tree so I can start working on her as a parent uma
if an uma its not for (You) then she's forever banished into yuribait hell
>>565259709counterpoint: she looks at you and says 'im going to eat you"
>>565259449Smart Falco because she took the idol pill too far and sees you as a trainer first, second as a fan, third as a friend, and fourth as her personal assistant
>>565259383tldr: did 40 mantblazer runs did not get dodging danger combo and prudent positioning on Seiun Sky. Seiun Sky solo front ace without midrace unique bad. burnt out and won't prepare as much for CM13.
>>565259449air shakur, which is a good thing
I already have my umawife, so this discussion is irrelevant to me
>Vodka and Rudolf are on my short list of ace choices for next CM>Vodka and Rudolf are grandparents in my best parent for this racei have made a mistake
>>565259449Shakur I would say, you literally go and come back from the hot springs the same day
>>565259709Doesn't Brian literally ask for a lap pillow before a race?
>>565259449Bakushin.
>>565259763The Ardan ballroom incident proved that even for (you) uma can be sent into that hell
>>565255846Kitasan Negro takes you to meet her father and then takes you to a secluded fishing village where you're both in a cabin (she is drinking juice btw)
>>565259795The only front i saw that was even slightly threatening in CM12 was bikini slut Maru
>>565259808I have an Oshi but no wife...
>>565259854>>565259612>>565259647>>565259663>>565259801The Dotocord is truly evil
jap artists draw every uma for (you) and I trust them over the brownoids in this thread and the localizers that have censored umaxtorecry about it
>>565259709this is her good ending, take it however you want
post something horse
>>565260031Rice...HERO!
>>565260018qrd on doto?
>>565260043Ryan is full wife material just an uggo but that's not who that post is referring to anon...
>>565260031Rice would say this before hugging her onii-san
>>565257882STOP LAUGHING AT ME AND GIVE BACK MY DOCUMENTS
>>565260031For once I must agree with the ricefag, total localizer death
Just finished a umapyoi session with my trainee and I can see better in the dark now
>>565259389https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/29601
>>565256432Damn Ardan is that for (you)? And here I thought I blew my luck too soon
For (You) Discourse flows into Localizer discourse which flows into "The WEST IS BAAAAAD" and then you can pinpoint the exact color of the korean mans skin
>>565260003Then get a wife!
>>565260031>/uma/ can't read >"holiday luncheon"you're not wrong
>>565260092
>>565260279>>565260279>>565260279new bread for (You)
>>565259392She does that during her career when you're in a slump during a baseball game. I did the gosling grimace then and there.
I have no wife or oshi how do I fix this...
>>565258656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8sD7gmOvY0
>>565260173I can see why she got so attached, this is a very cute Torena-san
>>565260212Digitan wouldn't say this
>>565259096HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>565259413>hate the way they talk about romantic careers like it's a dick measuring contestYeah I agree with this, it's really annoying and diminishes what makes each dynamic the umas have with their trainers so unique. I saw this a lot when SiL and Buena came out and they kept downplaying other umas and future umas saying they got powercrept romance wise and I just don't agree. Not all of them will be have the same dynamic nor should they
>>565259151>>565260173kek
>>565260110-The Satonos bow to doto-In contact with umaliens-Possesses psychic-like abilities-Controls l'arc with an iron but fair fist-Own tracks & training centers globally-Direct descendant of the three goddesses-Will bankroll the first cities on uMars (Dotograd will be be the first city)-Owns 99% of human/uma DNA splicing research facilities on Earth-First designer babies will in all likelihood be doto babies-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetuman monasteries & umArea 51-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented lack of goofups with her-She owns nanodoto R&D labs around the world-You likely have dotobots inside you right now-learned fluent French in under a week-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with doto. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. doto-she is are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she doesn't goof up.
>>565259413>>565260560
>>565259709Brian's isn't romantic, but she does express multiple times about how she's grown used to and glad for having you around as a general part of her life. You can either interpret that as good friends and coworkers, or friends to casually falling into a relationship, whichever floats your boat.
>>565261053ntrkek...
>>565259449Probably Haru Urara, pace lolicons lusting for daughterwife.
>>565259449special week because there's literally no fucking story at all hands down the worst career in the game
>>565260193Here's a preview:>Ardan takes (You) to see an art exhibit>prominent work is said to have been inspired by/dedicated to the artist's lover>she doesn't tell you this>later she asks to paint (You)>just "because"She is pure wife material
>>565249873so true
>>565250197
>>565255728Of course I'd climax with King and Kawakami
>>565250668I wish I could massage durandal's uterus...
>>565261741post Ardan20
>>565259490>>565259612>>565259647>>565259663she'll come on to (you) eventually, just give it time
>>565252040Dia... DIA, PLEASE
>>565252824digitan...
