EVO Japan is imminent.>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lancelot, Seox, Meg, Yuel.>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last bread: >>565155864
Granblue? In Kemonomichi? Pffffftttt *wheeze* HAHAHAHAAHH
>>565277248alien head freak
>>565277136Beelzebucks crashed when Hava dropped Bubz for Sieg and actually won a tournament for once. It's over...
>>565277110Nee-
>>565277248my spermyour womb
>>565277248>tune into Strive Paragon>zonerslop vs zonerslopWhy did I even bother?
>>565277387PLAPHOG
How much longer bros
>>565277490she's not ugly or fat in that pic tho
>>565277248The rabbit irrumatios Jamalso don't Google image search irrumatio, God I hate edgy niggers so much
>>565277556every woman is a braphog or a slampig no exceptions
>>565277556MEATPLAPHOG
>>565277493than yours? about 4 and a half inches
>>565277592...why would I search that on Google instead of the boorus?
>>565277248First Post Based Post
galleon slampig gf
>>565277670WALL OF SEXO
>>565277248Usagi's aren't edible.
>>565278102the chinese dont care what animals you think aren't edible
>>565277442>dark magician girlthat's a man, baby also >Axl: huh what if I rensen 3 times and get punished for it and lose
I main Djeeta and my penis is actually kind of small
This woman?A slampig.
Why was he called "The Beast" if he was known for being a super defensive wait and fireball fundies ryu
figi
>>565278669Mega ultra meta reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bijpz85T0ZI&t=942s
>>565278669He's not, Daigo is known to be random and do a bunch of retarded DPs
sex sex sex sex is that all you pigs think about?
UMESHORYU
>>565279019This is something I don't like about fighting games, he was known for both, because by their nature you can never define yourself with a playstyle that's actually your own, because that makes you predictable so you lose if you don't become a formless optimal machine
>>565279131buhhhhiiiiiiiiii we are on this earth to procreate
>>565279131no i also think about reversal ssba on minus
>>565279245Yes every moment he was blocking was not a moment where he was being random and doing a bunch of retarded DPs, you are correct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwveVC3r984
corn corn corn corn is that all you pigs think about?
>>565279131buhiii
Why is Tokido called the motherface when he isnt even a milf
Why is he called Zangieff_Dream when he plays Cagliostro?
>>565279321That's baby shit Now, SSBA on plus frames? That's the real stuff
>>565279131i got existential today thinking about how i missed my chance and will forever be an extra in life, never a main character, never even a background characteri can't have sex with someone in their 20s, i'm just not allowed anymore, i missed my chancebut that's even if i could. but i can't. I will NEVER have sex. I have no value as a human being. These two facts circle around and feed into each other on a loop. I look at people holding each other and smiling and I will just never have that. 60 years of life left and I'll spend all of them just watching it go by and never participating. Even in my dreams, I keep my eyes closed, pretend to stay asleep to avoid what's happening.
I roundstart SSBA
>>565279653Because he plays Noel back in Blazblue and Noel is like a mother to me.
>>565279737zangief's wetdream is a blond shemale
>>565279751just bc your fate
>>565279950i have no crystals
>oh my god I don't fuck pussies woe is me my life is worthless honestly, good people created computers out of rocks and you're here sobbing because you can't put your dick into a wet hole. you deserve it.
>>565278864Xrd is such a good game man
>>565279897Super Skybound Astral Art Meta Reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlk4i8jR93I
>>565280042>born 0 bp>will never sbafuark
>>565280051>no friends>everyone around me hates me >hate everyone around me>no talents>no dreams>no energy>uglywhere is the worth?
It's in the garaburu we met along the way
Here's your season 3 guest
>>565280275>no friendsmain? this will explain a lot.
>>5652806012B
Meet your season 3 guest
>>565280601beelzebubwilnasbeatrixsol badguywraith kingpykedragon linkironcladfreddygeneral raamdragoncraftshamanyoshimitsupyroadmech
>>565281159INANE?
>>565281159i love pedophiles so much bros
>>565281159Goldship needs to be sedated with adderall
>>565280275>no friendsmake new ones>everyone around me hates me then move >hate everyone around memove and forget about them >no talentstalent is pursued interest >no dreamssurely there's something worth aiming for >no energyexercise and sunlight >uglyget a haircut>where is the worth?nigga, you make the worth yeah you got dealt a bad hand, it happens. do the most with what you have you live in a particularly bad time: we aren't dying in the war, in trenches amidst dog sized rats, but the economy and society are collapsing under their own weight.1/4 of males are virgins. that's not a male issue, at that point it's a societal issue. but you can't just lay down and wait for death Well. You can. But it won't lead anywhere.
i luv sheep
>>565280694Characters from the gacha aren't guests.
>>5652805842003 > Brotherhood
>>565281682>make new onesno way to>then moveno jobs>talent is pursued interestAny interest I pursue I quickly start hating>surely there's something worth aiming forno way to achieve anything other than throwing every day into the dumpster trying to make money>no energy? have you tried hard physical exertion?>haircutneed long hair for one of my jobs
>>565282075>need long hair for one of my jobs?
>>565282075>no way tohiiiiii~
>>565280890>dragon linkPeople stopped bitching about this deck when every deck started having a half a dozen starter extenders
>>565282206i work for rich dropshipper scammers who sell temu skull jewelry to boomers who would think def leppard was a metal band if they knew a single music group other than metallica existedi am constantly on the verge of being fired so looking the part is one less excuseand it hides my wearing headphones so i don't commit suicide from boredom
>>565281734this sheep is alive
also i have nice hair and a haircut will not fix a giant nose
>>565282680how do you people even find these jobs?
>>565283214the same website as all the other jobsi wish i could work at an office
>>565280104>YRC>good gamelol
i feel bad for you guys and especially that 3+ hour commute anon
>>565283545:^)
one final sleepie until EVOJP YAYcan't wait for the kino, funny, fun, incredible matches, can't wait for the horrible, cringe, depressing, soul crushing matches, the awful commentators, Marine's gigantic milkers, the news, HC infinite being deployed, all fighting games somehow shooting themselves in the foot and Street Fighter 6 absolutely drowning every other fighting game in green slime let's hope for a great time OOIIAAIIOOIIAAII
>>565284323when does it start tomorrow?
>>565284323>Marine's gigantic milkers??
>>565284323get hoiyp for horrible production values
Hello everyone i have terrible news, evo JP was cancelled
>terrible
>>565284480>>565198670>>565198908she's disgusting but those tits are disgustingly deliciousI wish I had the clip of her infamous commentary
I luv Sheep... but... would Sheep luv me?That question keeps me up at night...
>>565284952Yeah no clues what that is but what I do know is that I want nothing to do with it
>>565284981she luvs me
>>565284952looks transwould
>>565285116chatgpt how many characters fit in that blackboxwhich lobby member do i need to kill
I'm just going to sit around all day tomorrow, cumming
>>565285387Analyzing...... 5%... 25%... 50%... 75%... 90%... Finished, result: Skyfarter
tomorrow I will daydream about shooting myself
>>565285387I have analyzed it for you, it appears that the black box can fit 1 character.
>>565285116sheep kissu
>>565283545the way the panties are drawn makes it look like she's got a nutsack
>>565287818hot
>>565283545>>565287818MMMMMMMMMMSHHHHLLLRRRPPPP
>>565287818you couldn't beat this post out of me and I'm the nigga who thinks the Earth icon looks like a dick you are impressively gay
everywhere I look I see penis and it makes me think of cocks, I wish the propaganda would stop
Materializing total mom victory at evo
>>565289040f2p grans are always so based
sending out hypnotic rays out of my homemade 6G phone out to disperse any kind of materialization
>>565289040I miss my pink square bwos
Meet your season 3 casts
>>565292308Season 3 cats
>>565292308Finally, they're adding Djeeta
GN grubbas
>>565243030>Her run isn't even that slow. It's not Vas slow or Versusia slow.It is actually slower than those Vas' and Versusia's lol it's by far the biggest thing making her ass
https://x.com/i/status/2049689292335935693
my 13 year old daughter for season 3
>>565296775*121 years old hag virgin daughter
>>5652967202 TOURNAMENTS TO DECIDE THE CYGAMES CUP CHAMPION.
Where's the gamera fight?
>>565296720Season 3 officially cancelled, pack up and go home lads
>>565298048who would be the zoomer to fight gamera
GolshiTO would fucking WASH gaym*ra and hang him to dry on the mongolian plains.
>>565298825He actually plays the game?
Is Eustace worth learning/maining? Is he fun? Why does he have Uno-tier playrate?
>>565299352He's brown
>>565299352I don't get it either, Eustace is actually rated quite highly on tier lists across the board so I don't know why people don't want to try him.
>>565299352>Why does he have Uno-tier playrate?He's a charge character, and he's a zoner that wants to play close. Both those combined makes him very unconventional and hard to pick up.
>>565299895No one is a charge character anymore.
>>56529763713!!!
>>565299352Unconventional kit, higher execution requirements, and subpar defense. Ultimately, a case of "why bother playing Eustace when I could pick [other character] and perform equally well with less effort."But he's cool, unique and strong, so he's worth learning.
>he's a zoner
>>565299352>Is Eustace worth learning/maining?If you like him sure>Is he funIf you like him sure>Why does he have Uno-tier playrateHe has the reputation of being a 5D Backgammon galaxy brain character for some reasons, he really isn't that difficult, strange to get a feel of at first I'll admit, but it's honestly not that hard.
>why is a male character unpopular
>>565300230With all the siegs, sexes, lucis and belials you've seen you know damn well that doesn't mean shit.
Eustace is actually one of the most popular male characters in the gacha. Herein lies the issue:1. Real girls don't play fighting games. The target demographic is nowhere near this game.2. Trans girls gravitate towards "she's so me!" picks like Meg or Cagliostro or Beatrix
>>565299352I wish we had more Eustace players in general, he's a lot of fun to watch and actually takes a lot of skill to play. He's strong but you got to actually earn it unlike fucking Sieg.
Did someone say Eustace?
I don't like playing Eustace because his SBA looks lame as hell.
>>565300303no, he's right, all the popular characters are female
>>565300453I mostly see retardenablers on that list.
>>565300575okay, well I see 9 females on the top 9 that have a variety of playstyles ranging from gorilla rushdown to slow grapper to retarded zoner to pre-op proud trans warrior
>>565300453>Megu still in the top 10And you niggers told me she was unpopular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2nKLWn7UQQ
>>565301130Granblue fantasy versus rising?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_nPrxvz20>en dubyuck
>>565300806People started shitposting about her popularity since they announced her because she isn't important in the gacha. Tge funny thing is most of tge shitposters don't even care about the gacha and just hopped into the bandwagon of the few who do.
back to silver master I go
>>565301727ggs shake my kot
>>565301130Thas ain't gawdlike, where be the fart ASMR?
>>565301727Last time I played Ranked, I was constantly hovering around the 500 gemmies, either falling under it from a single defeat, or clawing my way back into Gold Master.The pros don't know how hard we simple folk have it.
The only reason I can walk (gold master btw) is because of you guys who give me the platform to walk on >>565302096 >>565301727Thank you for your service
>>565302096yeah well I managed to reach around 675 points so I thought I was finally free, guess skill doesn't matter and you really are just at the mercy of the person you're up against
GIVE ME THE CHOCOLAT
GIVEMECHOCO
>>565302224I don't want to sound condescending but don't mind too much, you can only really judge your skill using a sample big enough, still being hardstuck low gold master is not uncommon because it's when the real gauntlet begins, some days might be good, some days you might fight a bunch of 3000-5000 gems Meteras/Cags because they're so broken they need like 7000 gems for GM
>>565302224It's literally just whether or not you can easily climb after 500 or if you get stuck around there, that's the 2 layers to gold master, probably ranked as a whole because of how shitty it's designed
Coming in patch 2.6....Platinum master!!!
>>565299328>he didn't fight him on the going away stream
https://x.com/i/status/2049685179292328212low tier free characters this week
>>565296720is google translate failing me or does this say you can only score in three tournaments and no more than two within a region?
>>565300453honest sieg confusing blind deaf retards with his long luscious hair
>>565304496yeah after thinking about it I just had horrible mental because I wanted to win games to repair my ego after the tournament, just need to do other things I guess
i got a new shitpost webm ready bros
Go nuts.
>>565306529Nice!Hope it's Rising related.
>>565306640Sure is, Sikky!
>>565306597When is ketsu battler though
>>565306712Turns out it's notta 2 toucher afterall.
>>565306597am i sharing the pools stream with fucking guilty gear?
>>565306712I knew where this was going the moment I saw 3 stacks
>>565307243It's not a big dealYou can handle it
>>565306712These were necessary buffs, though.
>>565307371i dont think i can nor can the general when they put the player cam up
>>565306597>All that saudi money>2 streams
>>565306597Also I just noticed 2XKO is all on day 1 lol
>>565306597>who vs ryan hartwhen was ryan hart last relevantwhat the fuck is cannon awardsthis shit is sad
>>565306597>GUNDAM EXVS2IBArena Fighter lesgoooo.
>>565307507all the funds have been going to Israel
>>565307507It's kinda crazy isn't it? Bought back from the dead, injected straight into the cock arteries with saudi oil money, could've made their absolute dream team and that got them there.Now granted it may just be their dream game and that happens to not really align with what the rest of the fanbase had in mind, but you get what I mean
>>565307507the production value yesterday redpilled me really hard (3 fts delayed by like 2+ hours)i am not surprised at anything now
>>565308485Dunno as I saw it all the hype surrounding that game died the exact frame they announced the soccerer and the DJ as guests.
>>565310463That was my point but to be fair, I'm fucking sleep deprived and my brain just sisn't working correctly, but yeah, they could do whatever they wanted, and went with that kind of shit.
>>565307507It's only 2 streams for the English broadcast. The Japanese one gets 6 streams, if I'm not mistaken.https://x.com/i/status/2049790735491465389
>>565307449you VILL vatch Leffenu-kun peruform with Happy-Chaosu and you VILL be happy
>>565311195Fuck no I'll just sleep.
season 3 announcement
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2049805965382611366NONONOO
It’s their way of indirectly saying no season 3
>>565314425you may not believe me, and i dont blame you, but i, infact, laughed out loud for myself for about 5 seconds just reading this
>>565314425What can't endure another two months of torture?
>>565314425Guess I won't need to wake up a 6 in the morning on a Saturday, then.
>>565315359I WANTEDTWO DAYS OF HOPING AND SNEEDING
>Dr.Doom clicking his fingers and sitting on an appearing chairI posted about the next patch being in fucking august like le big meaty TWO years ago before but this basically confirms itoh man what the fuck
>>565315241The passion of 66L and rng blue jump scares… I cherish the beauty!
now what do we do
>>565315743we must go back in time
Let's make our own patchesyou each get to pick 1 character.give them 1 buff and 1 nerf
>>565316157Im tired, i dont care
>>565316376I will give you the buff of caring.however, you are now nerfed with a penis that is 3cm smaller
>>565314425>only 100k taxable usd prize pool when horseslop makes them 10s of millions a monthThe cygames toucans are at it again
>>565316157Varsusia can now spawn her normal pillars at four different ranges, pressing L/M will have them appear close to her and holding L/M makes her appear away from her. (This is both a buff and a nerf since the Pillars' tracking is now heavily reduced but she has more control over where they appear)
character buff:+1character nerf:-1net change: 0great character strength balance devs
>>565314425
They seriously post this when Im not at my pc to post Doom images
>>565314425DoomGODS stay winning!
DOOOOOM REIGNSPENTAGRAMHAHAHAHA, YOU'RE DOOMED
foot foot dive
Hopecucks begin removing your clothing and proceed to naked dogeza
Jokes on you, I'm always naked.
I'm not naked, but I'm in the middle of jorking it at half chub, is that acceptable doomgod
>Rising games are either dead in the night or early morning for EU timezonesMaybe I should just drink.
FIREFUCK FIRE
>>565321838you cant fuck that
>>565321889OH YEAH!?*lits candle**unzips dick*
>>565320378Air 6H, Air S
>>565321838just reposted it on 9 platforms and fed it ot 13 ais so they can trainyoure welcome
>>565322021PFFFTTT
https://x.com/zawapush/status/2049809031842455696
>>565322021
>>565322282that cant fit in there you stupid b
>>565322471What a powerful reaction image.
>>565314425kek devs be like>how can we bleed out our remaining 200 players faster?
>>565322471big enough for that little SLUT
>>565322282you shouldve linked the good shithttps://x.com/zawapush/status/2048696154641277136
>>565314425Zannen~
>>565322759
>>565322940yes, look at anila.
>>565316157Charlotta height increased 3cmCharlotta hurtbox height increased 4cm
there should be a focused subgenre of fighting games called comboslops where everyhit leads into tod combos that take 3 minutes but is hard to perform on a technical level and the longer the combo goes on the crazy the music gets, and the background starts doing wonky ass shit, so then it takes something that would be boring as fuck to something that is tense like oh shit is he going to do it
>>565314425they really going to just keep the game as if for the foreseeable future?
there should be a focused subgenre of fighting games where nothing ever really combos into anything and every hit just knocks you back out to neutral, like 2 hits max and you’re done, and the execution is easy as hell so anyone can do everything but the hard part is actually landing the hit in the first place, and instead of long ass sequences it’s just constant resets where both players are staring each other down like alright who’s gonna mess up first, and the longer nothing happens the quieter the music gets, like it starts stripping itself down until it’s almost just silence, and the background just gets more and more still and empty, so then it takes something that would look boring as fuck to watch and turns it into this tense as hell moment where it’s like oh shit is he actually going to commit
>>565323789that already existhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1344740/FOOTSIES_Rollback_Edition
>>565314425So they killed grok translate on mobile to gwt you to download the app huh
>>565323789Literally Soulcalibur
>>565325381muskrat and his infinite indians cheat code doing what they do best
>>565325679Reddit's gone back to just blocking the mobile website entirely now, you can't look at anything unless you do desktop viewAnd if history repeats it will eventually start detecting if you're mobile desktop viewing again
>>565314425See you on Tokon. Or not. Honestly the people playing this genre are treated worse than the cat in that dude's garden.Except SF6 fags because they literally have no braincell so they can be appeased with liquid shit.Maybe that's the strat. How do I become a lobotomized SF6 enjoyer? Maybe that's the secret to happiness. The bluepill. Or in this case, the greenpill.
I'm going to keep playing Rising next gen since I won't be able to run anything
>>565326914>Maybe that's the strat. How do I become a lobotomized SF6 enjoyer?step 1, have your first fighting game be sf6step 2, never branch out so that you dont know any betterstep 3, enjoy*will only work if you are underage and or retarded
>>565306712good, look what gran was doing when he got counter hitmonkey ass mashing gwan mainsi got you drink man, no one will cross us
>>565328794>look what gran was doing when he got counter hitattempting to delay tech?
>>565329781take the throw mashing monkey
damn. it's over. imagine waiting till august just for them to drop another nothingburger patch.
>>565330568visual representation of golshiTO preventing this general from dying despite Cygames trying their hardest to kill it
my mom is so powerful. *puts gun in mouth*
ITT: /gbvsg/ finds out Cygames' contract with Arcsys wasn't renewed
>>565329945take a shotgun shell down your throat siegnigger
>>565332107Sony took us everything...
>>565323789just play smash
>>565331691let me guess, elsa? please be elsa it would be so funny
Eustace is one of the most braindead characters in this game
>>565332301BAAAASED siegtards are subhuman trash
>>565333189just like your main
>>565332386That Marvel contract wasn't cheap. You WILL play Marvel Tokon, or Arcsys goes bankrupt.
>>565334014Cag requires execution and footsies
>>565333189I can name ten characters more braindead than Eustace, maybe fifteen.
>>565334113Man, I wish.
>>565334295go onits not like we have anything else to talk about in this 5 man dead cafe of a general
>>565334179Yeah tell ‘em sis
>>565334614BET. Black Entertainment Television>2B>Belial>Beatrix>Charlotta>Djeeta>Gran>Ilsa>Katalina>Meg>Sandalphon>Siegfried>Soriz>Vira>Wilnas>ZooeyMaybe Avatar Belial
>>565335173>djeeta, gran, kat, sandal, viraDisagree with these because rather than being braindead they are just simple in comparison which i think is not the same. Agree with other picks.
>>565335454shotocucks really think they’re nice on their overpowered baby characters kekaroo
>>565335583trying too hard to farm engagement i can tell you are not the same poster to whom i replied
>farm engagementit’s a twitterfag too
>shoto players still living that 2008 dream thinking they are honest
Viratard is mad someone called out his no skill character. Also >shotos>not braindead
>1 guy making posts and melting all by himself baiting no onegrim
>ISSA ONE GUY
>>565337635You lost shotocuck
>still making posts on cooldowngrim x2
>Didn't give the post a (You)grim x3
very grim!!! im helping im helping>>565337635>>565338562im here
So... no news at all or no news about the gbvs tour?
>Mine didn't get a (You)grim x4
>>565338885thank you for helping x1
>>565339108very homosexual image
>>565339354we are all homos here x1
If I don't get enough (You)s then I won't be able to pay rent next month!
Only my allies get my (you)s. That's right. We are a very special group of anons.
we do this in the wombly
>>565340073this except it's real and I can deadlift 400kg with my thighs and I've already taken out 4 lobbytons with 3 more in my sights, no one is touching my favorite cab ever again less you want your thighs to succumb to the might of ultimate power and kneel into a squashed watermelon mess
>>565339037Info like what? It's just an off-brand AWT point system
>>565339719Here.Because you are lovely.
>>565339108Me on the rightMy gf Cag anon on the left
>>565314425its over
https://x.com/i/status/2049805965382611366MY GRUBBAS, WE GOT SHAFTED
>>565341220We know, we've been dooming about for the last 5 hours or so. >>565314425
>>565341615Yeah, my bad I just woke up
I can't tell of this means no Pro Tour news or ONLY Pro Tour news. Can any weebs give us a proper translation?
>>565342668It means no patch news, on an earlier post they said combo breaker and evo japan will be the first two majors of the tour
>>565342668theres literally a translate button a twitter nowbasically evo japan 2026 will start off world tour 2026We don't have any new additional information from what we announced since awt finals but hope all the players have fun and ggs :)come by our booth and by our fake ashtrays
>>565343136>theres literally a translate button a twitter nowYou mean the one that always fails?
>>565343643its good enough to make Japan and the West communicaterecently theres been a huge surge of people translating japanese posts and viceversa and its really cute because both the west and japanese hate sjws and are racists to the core
>>565343643based no twitter account poster
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>565299352>Is Eustace worth learning/maining?Can't see why it wouldn't be >Is he fun?Yes, but ultimately it depends on what you enjoy. I enjoy comboing people out of throws, cool combos, versatility, making them sweat with green base.>Why does he have Uno-tier playrate?Could be many reasons. He's not weak but you're not picking him for strength. He's unorthodox and takes more effort than your average character. He has ass normals so his neutral can be annoying to play, his defense is ass. He's a lanky dark skinned cat boy.Watch some Insurgent play. I think the dogfugger is worth it
>>565344083The weirdest one I've seen so far has been a Korean guy who got addicted to Brazilian politics and shit talking a bald supreme court member who had someone go to jail over making a video mocking him (the video was him breaking an egg that had a face drawn on it and a black cape that looks like the supreme court attire)
Well, well, well hopecucks, is there anything you'd like to say?
The hardest part about playing Eustace is defense. Eustace newbies immediately learn how difficult it is to escape pressure with no meterless reversal and buttons that have poor defensive utility. You have to hold everything like the zoners do, but don't have a bullshit defensive tool to bail you out like Ferry or Metera f.L. All you have is a 5f jab, which is honestly a miracle he even has one to begin with. Learn how to mash correctly or fuck off.
Still hoping until gbvs world tour finals
>>565347458We've been kicked off the AWT. It's over
>>565347662everyone got kicked from awt for tokon shilling
>>565347458>Hopecucking for generic sword manLOL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>565314425Raora found dead
>>565326657cute
>they unironically thought we were getting season 3lmaoenjoy siegslopper 2.0
>>565350582should i buy a car or a nier plushie
thought?we are getting s3 and you should leave the general when its announced doomfag
Today I feel like playing some Djeeta
I thought, or rather, hoped that Mr. Pid would drop a week after EVO Japan. One-up that!
>>565351886this wait is gonna be brutal
>order mexican yesterday>use the leftover chips, salsa, and sour cream to make nachos>grab some cheese from the fridge and melt it on topMy kizzingtons, I'm already pre-gaming for wEebVO
>>565352065I just hope we can muster the numbers for a nice team tournament.
yeah at this point im on team tokon tooits made by the rising lead dev, surely it will be as fun and entertaining as this party kusoge I played and loved for 2 years
Dr. Doom would never play Tokon. He would put his efforts into restoring the great kingdom of UMvC3
>>565353010Tokon looks kuso like 2xko, I'd rather play CoTW or Dix
>>565353351how does tokon look anything like 2xko
>>565353010you are severely mentally ill
haha fighting games!
Yay, fighting games!
>>565352574It would be wise to put it as TBD in the next OP. It sounds like the date isn’t solid yet, but people can at least know well ahead of time. It usually pulls the less regular players who might not watch the thread as closely
>>565353598?????
>>565353901tehee
I shoota da gun
>>565354635get raped and kill yourself piece of shit zonerfraud gimmicknigger
>>565331691gun characters need correction
Hopecucks are suffering from extreme mental degradation right now.
I'm suffering from extreme Ilsa ass sniffing right now
Ilsa unironically killed the game
>>565307020It is AT LEAST a 3 toucher:>whatever happened before the webm where Gran lost that sliver of health>66L before the combo>comboCheckmate, onion
WE WUZ DOOMPOSTERZ 'N SHEEEIT
this would save the game doh
>>565357148I told you!!I told told told t-t-t-t-t-TOLD you!!!
https://x.com/granblue_en/status/2049690124875616353HOLY
>>565361012Fukuhara was kidnapped, tortured for 40 days and sodomized for eons in a time chamber before giving up and accepting to release this character btw
Nier players? Send them to the gas chambers
>>565361012why are they adding these horrible races
And by gas chambers I mean my bed after eating 2 quesaritos and a chalupa supreme
>>565361940How dare you slander the quesarito's good name
>>565361940das gawdlike
Who tf gets one chalupa
I'm bored when's the stream
Stream right here.
>>565364623I expected to see pissing, do better
I luv mutton
>>565364969Why is Danchou like this
>>565364969
>>565366062hmm... nyes this will do...
Nemonenemonemonemo...
I think nier would be a fun rape
>Yool>thinking
when you post a picture of a GBF character you become that character
>>565367676Nice.
>>565367676Sounds pretty gay ngl
>>565367285Nier is already traumatized and jadedNow Djeeta? that would be a good oneImagine taking away her cheerful demeanor by forcing yourself on herI imagine she would flail a lot on the beginning, then cry and beg once she realizes there's nothing she can do, then after a while she would just lie there, looking at the void until you get tired of ravaging her bodyShe would be so scarred she would walk down the street, empty eyes always looking down, she would flinch every time someone approaches and would have to quit being a skyfarerAaaaaah, such delightful misery
>>565368210>Nier is already traumatized and jadedyou don't get ityou rape her and let her develop stockholm syndrome
>>565364003Boxes only need one you fat fuck
>>565368210nice
That's Nemone oppression. You couldn't even see anything in that pic.
>>565367982chibis aren't meant to be sexy
would fuck chibi women
>>565364850
chibi?
>>565369180imagine seeing this and not getting a raging boner and the urge to chibi impregnate her and chibi fuck her while chibi pregnant with her small chibi pregnant belly
Stop being sexually frustrated
>>565369628the ghost of stinky is looking happily at this from hell
>>565369628that nigga on twitter that draws figure mode porn is gawdlike produced some incredible reaction images too
if i knew blender, there would have been chibi nude mods a long time ago
>>565369913I refuse
LOBBY STATUS????????????????????????
>>565369502every time i see the chibis from this game i want to play it again
>>565370910yeah lobby status?i only wanna play against: na vas, that meg, nice zoi, yuri man, lake pisser, sad vhs tape, argentina anon, ex narm sheep player, fat sheep andddddddddthats it cause everyone else has some gimmick i cant beat and i dont like that
>>565371370I am simply too strong for you....
>>565342668https://x.com/gbvs_esports/status/2049689292335935693
>>565369502erotic jiggles
>>565371370What's my gimmick?
>>565372086ferry f.L
>>565372086You play Uno, he's entirely gimmicks
Ok Desu!Today...We made 51 Desudollars and 31 niercents!and 1 Desudollar and 54 niercents in Dividesus!That leaves us with 7,941 Desudollars!
>>565372086+2 2M, the most fraudulent of them all
>>565371370>that meg>yuri mansame person though?
Meet your season 3 cast
>>565371370absolutely bitchmade
I fuck chibisWhen is the telly
>>565371370Great post as always, my ally
>>565374580based trickal and blue archive enjoyer
>>565374580based gaia online harem haver
>>565374992Blocky chibi feet...
Play Trickcal is you wanna goon to chibis
>>565376037Yeah but it's a gacha
>>565376037holy SEXXX
i've reached the point of "healthy" where eating kfc makes me feel sick but i don't feel any healthier
>>5653709105/100
>>565376374the healthiest things you can do are barely exercise, eat garbage, smoke a pack a day, and down 2 bottles of bourbon a week.this is the closest humanity gets to an elixir of immortality
>>565376374Extremely ungawdlike behavior, anon, the Kizzingtons will remember this.
>>565370705needs anila, default galleon and default Narmaya for padding
>>565376374kizziemaxxing is close gawdliness and you are satan
Krizzt is king.
>>565370910LOBBY IS POPPING OFF GET THE FVCK IN HERE
>>565377701What class is that?I'm thinking of getting this game at some point. If I can make a character a slut-class, even better.
>>565377493Is that why he doesn't sully himself with this shit game?
Zeta approves of the use of controllers.
going from fossil fighters to champions gives me the exact same "why did they make it so much worse" feeling as going from dark cloud 1 to 2
how many goobers in the lobby
>>565380231Never call my grubbas goobers again.
>How to fix 66L>66L now costs Stamina ala Nier desu gauge>Every archetype has different levels of stamina allowing only a certain amount of 66L uses>Big body/Grapplers/Cancer Supreme Vas Galleon Ladiva Vane = 2>Zoners/Gimmicks Ferry Metera Lowain Cag Uno Eustace Vikala Zooey Bubs Nier Ilsa Mom = 3>Shotos Djeeta Kat Siegfried Zeta Anila Perci Sandalphon = 5>Soft Rushdown/Shoto hybrid Gran Belial Vira Beatrix Narmaya Luci Yuel = 6>Hard Rushdown Seox Lance Soriz Meg = 9You're welcome
Is everyone still in the lobby? I don’t want to show up to an empty lobby
>>565380326you're my cutest little goofy goober
I can't wait to join the lobby in an hour and see all my grubbas and goobers
>>5653805174/100, one is not playing and I plan to leave soon, so probably 2/100 by the time you get there
>>5653802314/100
>>565381072>>565381076shan’t be joining
>>565378635bravo bikini costume, and I think vampire job
>>565380543Your hands are freaky, cag-sama
>>565323789Two Strikes or Fantasy Strike
>>565381538vampire isn't a job
>>565380231Say that again and I'll snap your neck
>>565382047it is financed by your family's progenitor vampire so yeah it is
Bikkini
6/100 lobbytons
bikki the pregnant rat
>>565382182nepo baby is also not a job
>>565374032But that's already 3 slots out of 5...
Vira is mid, probably lower mid somewhere around bottom 15 if we're being honestReally don't see how anyone can upplay this character
Bregnant Bikki's new Bikkini accombanied by Bucki Booki Bicki!
>>565382870delicious topboob
I've literally never lost to 66L lol, just block?
D
>Vira
>>565382968*starts fellating violently*
Brick in the lobby
>>565383514chat is this real
>everyone leaves when I join I see how it is…
>>565382047
>>565383795Take a shower, stinky.
>>565383861that's like saying dog or tree are jobs
>>565383234viwa miwk
>>565384117In Bravely Default the character referred to as a "vampire" has actually been using honed magic to copy the appearance and abilities of a vampire instead of being the monster biologically, so it's a full-time job for him
66L
Yes, sonic_sol, sex sex el.
>>565384303>spoilerKINOI should finally play that game.
>>565383997I smell good though
>>565380349The way to fix it is to remove it from the game entirely because a plus on block, non-resource using, combo-granting-on-hit half screen long 8 frame dash attack doesn't belong in a fucking fighting game, it doesn't even belong in fucking smash brothers. I don't care that they sold meme 66L shirts because they hate their own audience, remove it from the fucking game.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6971127https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8230524https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6872315
Any FT10ers? If no one responds in 10 minutes I'll do something else
>>565385307I will respond.But only to your post, not your invitation.
You didn't spay your kotsNow they have multiplied and there's enough of them to shitpost this general 24/7
>>565385307main?
>>565385782Cag
>>565385792room?
>>565385307I had to leave to go grocery shopping. I'll be back in an hour or so, I'm up for a ft10 if you're free then
just learned a game i have fundamental memories of playing as a child is actually hour-long shovelware
Exposed cag toes
>>565385948is this two different cag posters or did the original f10er have to go. help im autistic.
>>565385936pw: gbvsg>>565385948Sounds good. Just drop a (you) and I'll be there>>565386153imagine the smell
>>565385692GardenGAWD save us
feet are gross and smell like cheese
>>565386327different poster
>>565386327never call me a cag player again
>>565386873ok cagfag
>>565386873bad art
>>565388620Bad character.Mom should've just been Super Bluyan Rein, not a retarded red monster that nobody plays
>>565388916HORRIBLE postdie
Why did they bufff Sieg againIn what world did siegfried need a buff
this one
https://x.com/i/status/2049994708512895430
>>565389782>slopcy and polves man got the big spots
>>565389782>da jeet front and center
>>565389146You know I'm right, everyone knows I'm right, even if they don't want to admit it. If Versusia was Rein's height, not red and wore a ruined version of her normal outfit people would actually like and play her. Another reminder that "Team Mom" didn't play Versusia.
>>565390757The design is literally the only reason anybody likes Versusiaher design is so strong that it keeps her kneecapped directionless abortion of a kit at just under the top half of played charactersGo to the doctor, your testosterone is at lethally low levels
why is versusia so madwhy is bahamut's first response whenever anything bad happens to destroy the entire world
I like Versusia.I like Versusia's red skin, blue hair, digitigrade feet, fat tail.I like her kit, she is very fun and satisfying to play. Though I wish they at least gave her the old pillar back. Or unnerfed the dash a bit...I like her personality. Calm, collected demeanor in-between surges of primal, yet controlled rage. And of course her silliness inherited from Rein.She is a great character and I'm glad she gets a bit more attention now that she's in GBF.
>>565391837Everything I know about Granblue lore in regards to Bahamut is that Bahamut is completely incompetent and awful at being a god, and the skyrealmers just got a raw deal and shitty luck that he's the one that created their world, like fish in a tank owned by a kid or a retard.And yet somehow this is NEVER even remotely hinted at being the intention in text or even subtext. I'm pretty sure Bahamut is a god of destruction, like that's his domain. His claws can kill immortals and that's his only unique or noteworthy power. But he also created the skyrealm somehow, because reasons. Rebirsu and desutruction and such(thats why versusia is red with blue hair)
Versusia should be able to airdash
>>565392515>I like her kit, she is very fun and satisfying to play.Post hours, rank, and Versusia matches in comparison with other characters
>>565391837>why is versusia so madshe's a single mother >why is bahamut's first response whenever anything bad happens to destroy the entire worldHe's a god of destruction and rebirth. Give someone a hammer and all that
>>565392615You mean Beelzebub should be able to airdash>>565392715>He's a god of destruction and rebirthSince when do gods of destruction create worlds???
>>565391837That's how it SHOULD work in this world too tbhdesuThe INSTANT shit goes wrong just wipe it all away and try again. >>565392821>Since when do gods of destruction create worlds???If he doesn't create things then what is he going to destroy?
>>565391837Bahamut is a serial reroller, always reloading to his save in front of the sewer gate, playing through Act 1 over and over until he ruins the game for himself and never actually finishes it.
>>565392821the other bahamut does the creating
>>565392821that's probably when the rebirth part kicks in
GGs sorizGOD>>565385948I'll reopen the room if you still want to play just let me know
>>565386364ggs anon!
You shouldn't be able to knock down Galleon
>>565393006Wait rightthere was original bahamutwho split himself into Astral Bahamut who creates and Primal Bahamut who rebirses and desstuructsbut astral bahamut is like, asleep and is never ever mentioned or does anything, while primal bahamut is basically the only one???>>565393093Galleon should just be Aganoscant be knocked down, can't jump, makes walls and stage hazards, etcbut we can't have that, a silly dash is the most unique a character can be in this game
>>565393043your call if you want to go for a ft10 >>565393053traitor......
>>565393395I’ll open the room let’s play
>>565390668Oh wow, MORE SWORDS?!?!!?!?!
>>565392570Bahamut has both power of creation and destruction before being defeated by Phoenix and got split into Sky Bahamut(Destruction) and Astral Bahamut (Creation). Both are trying to become one once again by consuming the others, but Astral Bahamut cannot defeat Sky Bahamut because she can only create, that's why she made Astrals to help her defeat Sky Bahamut. Astral Bahamut defeated Sky Bahamut by Trancending him to the higher existence and merging with the universe. At the end Astral Bahamut was defeated by Gran/Djeeta + Lyria and Vyrn who at this point was became god of destruction replacing Sky Bahamut.
>>565393445be there in a minute
>>565393502If this is so metal why are bahamut and granblue as a whole so lame
>>565393502
Xewom is so cool. When I grow up I want to be just like him
>>565393395>traitor......what did i do!?!
>>565391173#24, so well liked. Nobody likes her shit design, which is why she gets no art
>>565393846you posted too many sexy characters
>gets no art
>>565393943Me on the left
There are better MILFs in this game
>>565393093Y should be able to knock up Galleon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLh5Fmsr8Qgapparently we will be on this stream at some point(2 hours from now?)
>>565394297In two bongs and foive bings, yeah
>Posts the same handful of images every threadYeah, no art. Haven't seen this level of delusion since Mr. Peg posters
>>565394117such ass?
so no season 3 confirmed?
>>565394464TWO BONGS AND FOIVE BINGSTHE PHANTOM WILL RISE AAAPP
>>565393460Fine
>>565394687>pinkshit>dyke>puppet characterTry again
FULLY MODELLED Djeeta when?
>>565394656they announced a lack of announcements to respect our time (kick us while were down)
>Even starts dumping art like the Mr. Peg poster didKEKAROOOOOOOOO
>NOOOOOO DONT POST PICTURES OF GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS RISING CHARACTERS AIIEEEEE
>>565394584>>565395624based Peg poster?
>>565395076
my mom is very cool stylish pretty gets tons of art i just cant find it because twitter sucks okay
>>565395807>harvinshitI'm gonna puke. I'll take the previous two instead
Grubbros, Strivers stole our Spot Dodge mechanic...
>>565395717Image dumping on a site with a 4mb limit is beyond stupid, yes.
no (you)s in 9 minutes so you had to post it here too?
>>565395717Some people really ARE fucking stupid like that, yes.
>anti-mom poster is against ART ITSELFmakese sense when you think about it
>>565396234Lots of characters could 6P through projectile since release, there's just not much of a point to do it.
>>565396585Retard. Also>already out of images to dumpA kek to my arooo my darling
>>565393093My POV when Granblue becomes a tag fighter
>>565396909and yet when wilnas has an even worse version its apparently sooooo godlike
my mom never got a frog
>>565397080nani
Most characters dont have a frog
I sure don't care for Guilty Gear in general.
>>565397429Even if she had those giant honkers, she would still be an evil woman, and evil women a shit.
>>565397429grok give her red skin and blue hair and
>>565397671>evil women a shit.What a dullard you are.
>>565397429>braNot my I-No
Evil is stored in the boobs
>>565397867thats just a shirt
>>565397908correct>>565135438
>>565397908No... That can't be...
>>565398367demon is a 5 letter worddraph is a 5 letter word
>>565397671All women are evil you FAGGOT RETARD
>>565398367Evil being stored in the boobs doesnt mean all large boobs are caused by evil
GGs Danchou-san
WEWERENEVERFRIENDS
>>565399687
>>565399403ggs caggawd
>>565399846why is she brown
>>565395902nice
>>565399901you cant ask that anon...
>>565399901Sikhander tulpa
>>565397121I did need a reason to get the dust off my drawing tablet...
>>565399901Years of alchemical research led her to the conclusion that that is the optimal, cutest skin tone.
>>565400465perhaps
>>565400668my cagger
>>565369628kino
>>565400668this one is very cute
>>565393093I get it now figure studio coomers. I'm sorry for making fun of you
>>565400483I was lurking gbfg and it was funny to see this frog in there when I had not seen it in here for a while
>>565394297Damn, it's starting late...
>>565389782Ketsumaya...
>>565400668browncagliosex
>>565400668ZAMN CAGANON LOOKS LIKE THAT??!!
>>565402774Gal Cag stepping on my cock while calling me a loser...
>>565399687https://youtu.be/r6EPMvIhtyA
>last played mar 6alrightlobby status?
more ketsubattler rewards in gamehttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2050040762100834320we are getting a ketsu battler after id
>>565403798exexchang just puts the sword in her butt
>>565403798those are kinda lame I guess the kanji that looks like a smile face will see some use
1/100 was the answer...
>>565403798>Announce the death of the game>Announce ketsu battler extras right afterThey're literally SHIDDING on us...
>>565404323better than 0/100...
>>565404446We did so much shit for granblue...
>>565404450>>565404323>>565403778the lobby was popping earlier on. EVO jp is about to start (I imagine)particularly I'm jacking it to pigs
>>565389782my captain front and center and my battlerchang
>>565404721well shit. was not aware it was evo jp weekend. neat
>>565404859
>>565404970wtfffff
>>565404721that is not right...
>>565404721NIGGA IT'S ALREADY STARTED AND DOA6 EXHIBITION WAS SO ASShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiT1QZrvJIU
>>565404859this pig needs to be buhi'd
>>565403778I can play if you’re still looking
>>565405057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLh5Fmsr8Qghttps://www.twitch.tv/evojapan03grubbing starts in like 5 minutes
>>565405191sure. lobby or a room?
>>565405318Ouh
>>565405041that's my family with Kumbhira
>>565405321I’ll join the lobby so other anons and steamboars can hang
thoughts on sex?
>>565405802bible says its good
>>565406027whorse
>>565406027doing the 67 thing with her thighs
>>565397080The projectile deletion aspect was really overrated. Doesn't give you any advantage over a spotdodge in most circumstances and spotdodge has a more reliable input. The only time it really does something of value is if someone runs in directly behind a projectile and gets hit at the same time the projectile gets deleted. Then you get a combo!
>>565405802his barbed dick is Djeeta's property
>>565406285We would save a lot of fucking time if you'd all just take whatever I say at hour one as gospel because I could instantly see the move was almost useless.
>>565406704*cannons
It's just starting and I already heard 10 AI
we are now live
How is the yuri gyaru slut one of the best designs in the game and she's not even playable?
>>565403798Densuke for season 3 confirmed
>>565406965why do trannies cry about yuri this yuri that when they don't even play the game? yuri is shit taste get a personality besides liking gay girls
>charlotta named nutbread
>>565406781What do you think about Cag f.H?
>nutbread>charlotta>food nameevery ti- wait a damn second
>>565406965bro I love Marippe but she's literally the default/generic Erune sprite
>>565397080Have you considered the simple fact that Strive and Rising do not share the same environment?
there are 3 people in the lobby
Can anyone please post the edited Marippe sticker that says "that makes sense"?...does that exist or did I hallucinate it?
>>565406069
>>565407593apparently this is what i saved as sense.jpg. sorry.
>>565407593
>>565407272it's good
There are now 5 people in the lobby
>>565407996newfag hereany femanons?
>>565408526There are no femanons>but what abou-No. Caggots don’t count
>>565408526don't hit on us silly boy
>>565408526yeah they use nier avatars, mash collapse behind them
What's the youtube stream for grub?
I want to watch some games but I want to sleep too...
>>565400668I don't like this.
>>565409012I'll come in 10 minutes or so
>>565409241It’s day 1 go to sleep
>>565409241Watch the recording later
so desu ne
I need to stop playing video games
GGs Cag and Vas
Even if cag wins shes still a bad character
>>565410716So true sister!
Grub's new mechanic will allow you to spend meter in order to make your attacks non-BCable
someone post Eustace throwing blue nade at sad cag pls
Cocklickostro under duress against Eustace's foul tactics
evo japan stream link?
Calculus is no match for good ol' alchemy
I HATE CAGGY
based, fuck broken ass eustace
PLEHSTESHUN TORNAMENTO!
Gay baby jail counterplay?
>dog = Eustace >old man = Cagliostro
Fuark, did I miss pools?
>>565410954dis one?
Does anyone know when is Yuel getting buffed? Getting real tired of playing the strugglebus everyday.
>>565411347play uncliostro and win anyway because your character is busted as shit
>ad for the Mortal Kombat movie on the Japanese streamAre they allowed to watch that?
>>565411361where’s the dog?
>>565411503this was the entirety of the first match until Destin remembered cag is op
Can someone link me the bracket?
>IS THAT A FUARKING SPEAR ON THE SCREEN?!>SAVE ME FKHRT-SAN, CAGMAN CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE
Even a paraplegic braindead cancer patient could pilot Cagliostro to victory
>>565412046this but eustace
so when is my low tier hero yuel getting buffed
>>565411840try startgg it's usually there
>>565412046Is the grub stream over already?
So why did we have like 3 matches, then a zillion ads and now we're back on the UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ shecdule screen?
>>565412248Because it's EVO (it's slop)
DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEHAI HAIHAI HAI
>top 16 already>Belial mirrorThis game is cooked
>>565412248I checked the 2xko channel for a second and it had two black niggas saying they're not commentators and that the names were flipped but they couldn't do anything because that was on Evo I just don't know
>>565412223i don't knowno one posted link
>>565412223There's a game going on the Japanese onehttps://www.twitch.tv/evojapan03You pretty much need to have both open because a few minutes ago there was a game on the English one while the Japanese one played ads.
>>565412626don't open, it's just gay porn
>>565412670Cag...
>>565412565>no one posted linkBut we did...
>>565412223Oh, didn't realize it says Up next 2xko, I guess it's over for now in te English Stream
>>565412670>Belial mirrorGuess you're right
>>565412670You lied to me...
xewom didn't fly to this Evo JP right
>>565413356No one entered this tournament
I'm watching the 2xko match just to read the chat shitting on the game
xewom downplaying in the youtube chat, based
>>565413356nyo, no money
Is zangief dream out already?
ggs lobbyingtons
GGs lobbybros
>>565414057you'd have the money if you WON YOUR TOURNAMENTS, BUM ASS NIGGAor if you entered disguised so that one guy think you're not there and donate $200+
>CAG LE GOOD
Cagliostro won
>>565414405my undying love
>>565414495based
sou Desu ne
>>565414057I'll be cheering for you if you enter combo breaker
>>565414271>>565414251ggs bea vas and meg gawds
who else is in the tokon waiting room?
>>565415014Cute MegHate that bitch Mari
>>565415093i aint paying no 70 dollars+tip for capeshit slop
BEATRIX :)
>>565415095mari is funny and bounces off meg well
>>565412248First EVO?
>>565415139It's 50 dollars on Mexico
Nigger lowain got to heal 30% off a 2m
>>565415095
>>565403798Why do they keep forcing this crap. It's not funny when it's forced this hard.
actual grill on stream?
>>565415459theres nothing funny about ketsu battler
why is there fighting games in my ad stream?
>>565415545eustace yume on stick?
the elusive dogfugger mirror
that round was sick
I didn't know golshiTO entered evo japan.
Give us a shoutout TO
>>565407310>>565407225Charlottas are a hivemind there's no other explanation
>>565416069>The niia in his mind
>>565416293I can hear the CRUNCH from Japan
I hope TO-san actually joined
what's the evo schedule
Cheetos(forma de la rekka) on the telly
>>565411361Wtf is this real?
>>565416547N-nyo, who bullied her like that...
>>565416547this makes me sad
>>565416680cygames did by taking away her rekka wallbounce
>>565416680Galleon farted on her face during her air command grab
>>565416680horn accident
That djeeta galleon set was pretty good bwos
Galleon is too disyry
did you see those 66Ls
Untz! Untz! Untz! Untz! Untz! Untz!
>>565417146goes hard with JP commentary
>>565416851I think that set was streamed on the main channel could b wrong
LUCKY
FUCKY
is siegfried really that good now or is everyone overhyping this nigga post patchbe real with me
>>565417713earlier someone posted him almost ToDing a 3 BP Gran so I imagine it's the former
we back
>>565417782He could always do that though...
>>565417713Mwyell, you syee...
>>565417713he is a strive character in granblue
which channel are you guys watching? i can't find rising
>>565417865https://www.twitch.tv/evojapan03
>>565417865https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLh5Fmsr8Qg
>>565417865>>565405318
a balding, salaryman-looking jap unc. we are about to witness some true Granblue.twitch.tv/evojapan03
>>565417968look at that giant bottle of piss
>Balding ojii-san with fingerless glovesWhat a gigachad
oji-sans run this game
>>565417713Siegfried is seemingly mediocre until he lands triple attack, a counter hit, or heavy fireball in which case he deals a gorillian damage with full corner carry.
mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm
Triple rsrc combo need to go
>>565418103Good thing he has the auto neutral win fireball
Bea players are so cracked
Blueberry girls for season 3
>>565418379that's just poppy but tall
>>565418449Sound good to me.
>KUSOOOOOOOOO
lance players deserve nothing
>>565418449>poppyWho?
>>565418715sorry I meant poopy, I eat a lot of blueberrys so my poop comes out blue
Floppy?
I want to have sex with this sexy old man
>>565418715https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=1&tags=poppy_%28league_of_legends%29+
Still have no clue how beashitter mains convince themselves that they earned their wins. Literally one of the most carried character in fg history
>>565418839I'm having trouble getting this mod to work
how is lowain balanced
>>565419029issa joke character
>>565419029Requires 200 hours of labbing. Stfu shotoshitter
>>565419029If three niggas jumped you they would beat the crap out of you so he works as intended.
Tokon looks so.....boring
>>565418379>>565418516hhh-h-h-h-hhholy
>>565419164is that so it seems a lot faster than last time I saw it. the air dash looks insanely fast.though, obviously, that doesn't mean it's less boring.apparently you move before roundstart which is insta kusoge to me
>>565418379>>565418516>>565418891What do blue women taste like?
GAMERA is live
gamera is losing to a vane bros
FURIRANCE?
>>565419368>apparently you move before roundstartI have always hated that shit as well, why is it even a thing
>>565419582for people with extra adhd
back to silver master againcrazy how much the matchmaking slows down the moment you're demoted
shio on broken ass ex gran...>>565419923what evil character robbed you of gold master?
>watching VSAV tournament>realize that a single letter marks the difference between a HOLY mud dragon lady with massive honkers and a furfag.
>>565420104>shio on broken ass ex gran...Wasn't it because he got raped on his Lowain at AWT?
>>565420172might just hate vaserugger
Moving before round start is fine. It's just MvC that it's a problem because the limited movement devolves into both players touching dicks until round start where doing anything else gives up valuable screen real-estate.
>>565420104i won a game against a GM and got all the way to 680. then i went 1-2. over and over and over and over and over and over again
>>565420138TALBAIN IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN GALLON
>>565419437Blue Gatorade
>swapped off the shotoshitFinally we have a REAL match
Beatrix really fell off, didn't she?
CHINA NAMBA WAN
>>565420345blue powerade > red gatorade > blue gatorade
how do you swap to mickey lowain and play even more scared than you were on gran
>>565420368>Top 2/3>Fell offShitposters used to put more effort
Whoever mentioned Narmaya EX, thanks. I had no idea this was a thing. I love girls with horns with fat tits.
>any game that's not sf6 on the telly >uhh what game what game uhh what game what game what game uhhh
Beatrix fell off guysTotally not top tier or anything lmao
>>565420274*580anyways it was everyone i fought after that point so too many characters to remember
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEYon the TELLY
Rare uno on the telly
Sure hope there ain't any shotofrauds in finals. I almost vomited watching Gran slopex.
>>565420765EX Gran isn't a shoto.
nice try schizono (You) for subhumans
>>565420646she lost
Who let the dogfuggers out?Who who who
>random superMaybe I could go to EVO too.
I hate Eustace and Lance, fraudulent motherfuckers
top tier eustace keeping the honest low tier soriz mains down...
I FINALLY WON A SET IN THIS RANK AGAIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO I CAN WATCH THE STREAM NOWONLY TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF OF GRINDING
Okay we had a couple sets time for your state mandated 30 minutes of ads.
>>565421389das gawdlike meganon
>>565421438thank you habibiI will buy the gamesaar
>>565421493ty it's an honor to have my tireless work pay off
GOOOOOOD MOOOOORNING SHARTINGTONS
>>565421389g0od work
>>565421389das gawdlike. fuck top tier eustace.
>>565421389>megfraud in 3 rollback framesyou didnt earn it
You only hate Swizzle because he's better than you.
>>565421748But I like him
>>565421703it's 2 rollback frames though, it was earned
>>565422025>over 100msyou just KNO that shit was spiking to 3 AT LEASTyou aint fooling meee
>>565421389>I CAN WATCH THE STREAM NOWI hope you're fine with watching Strive because our Rising's turn just finished.
>>565422135Aren't we still on for another 2 hours?
>>565421703Anything below 250ms is perfectly playable
>>565422135the schedule says we got an hour+ to gosomeone bake my asshole hurts so fucking bad
>>565422217yoru.......
>>565422178Nope, at least on the Japanese one.
>>565422230damn sorry to hear that, djeets must have done a number on you
>>565421748But I like him too
>>565421748I don't have any problems with that guy though
I went to take a shit why is strive on
Gonna be dropping my Ally tierlist on my youtube channel this weekendStay tuned
>>565422354that thing that escaped your body?it was strive and now we have to live with it.if you haven't flushed, do us a favor and put it back into it's containment
>>565422354Because it's its turn?
i dont see any strive on streamonly 2xko and some live shit
>>565422435stop posting this arousing image
>>565422435wamsex
>>565422614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLh5Fmsr8Qgasukagawd caged a feral leo just now
>watching strive
why are we watching slop instead of slurphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4f-AxOB-gwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jf-TT3DzZEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMYUhny2Db8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEfJczoqoro
>>565422823thanks, gonna be watching the better game
>>565422282ive been on the toilet for almost 3 hours now. nothing comes out but blood and bile. and now strive is on and the thread is archiving...
Does certain strive matchup last longer than rising games?
>cute japanese girl on commentaryusa can never
>>565423130Girls play Strive??
>>565422983Brother what the fuck
>>565423206god damn I can unironically masturbate to these sounds she is making fuck my life
>>565423425
>>565423519>a-aaah...!>behemosu behemosu behemosu!>rushiii!!>a hai hai hai!>uwaaaa!can definintely masturbate to this
BYAKE ITNYAOW
>Cagposter LITERALLY unable to understand why a person finds women arousingI mean, math checks out I guess.
>>565423425The other day I masturbated to a japanese girl rubbing a lubed cardboard tube between her thighs sumata style on twitter, I came buckets
>>565423620I don't want to
>>565423617>This is how it went with Bridget
>>565423620pls pls i just want to see thread 1000 before i die..
>>565423693
>>565423738i am not attracted to malesseriously her voice is so cute man just hear it for yourself, there's a link above
i offer you a vira for one thread
>>565421748But I like him. He's my friendeven if he keeps jobbing
I don't accept used viras, sorry
Whoever dares to bake please use this image as op
why does the black guy do so much damage
>>565424049you're going to get the OP deleted
>>565424049I bet that hilt smells so bad
Jita thread please
>>565424074oh, never mind then!
Ilsa shooting her L laser OP please
>>565424241>>565424241
>>565424161SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Ferry is so lewd