first for kiriipu

the raincloud captures my mood

>>565283762
whats wrong babe

sometimes your just meloncholy

thats the title of a movie on my watchlist

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im quitting osg goodbye forever

alright see you tomorrow

>>565283990
sure thing bud

bye

Why I play Old School Runescape:
to kill a lil time (im busy irl but can afford to kill an hour or two a week)
to hang out with a few friends (close friends that would take a bullet for me)
to have fun ( i dont take the game too seriously)

Why you play Old School Runescape:
escapism (ur life sux)
false sense of achievement (u never rlly accomplished anything)
to try hard(the game is stressful for you and is making you bald)
to have fellowship with a bunch of thread trannies (youre part of the LGBT)

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i might afk some fishing while i cook breakfast

>>565284642
are your nails still painted

i havent painted them in a while i havent been out much

Jagex can we get this bad boiiiii stance added back to the game?

d3ks punched me in the stomach

Things Old School Runescape players do that just.make.sense.

number 3) If a co-worker we dont like irl is talking to us, we talk to the nearest computer and spam the spacebar
number 2) when we see a stray dog irl, we say "Thbbbbt!"
number 1) we type our bank pins really fast!

>>565284870
0% chance of that

>>565285127
this post feels like im a psychonaut going into saebae's mind

if i was a sheep would you herd me or shear me

im welsh so do the math

it would depend what colour you were

are you really can you make a vocaroo

>>565285480
no

>>565285456
racist

pleaaasee i bet you sound so sexy

d3ks makes me wear a collar that says property of d3ks

does she really

>>565285127
i dont have a bank pin

you should ask this girl from before she seems pretty good at probabilities >>565285153

doing: jelqing and doing wintertodt
listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiX1dBfmftA [Embed]
i postd this in the wrong thread

which thread im looking for a new one

do i take abundance woodsman or eh hotfoot help me decide

take on me

My top 5 biggest Old School Runescape fears:

Number 5) getting perma muted
Number 4) The void waker getting nerfed
Number 3) Microtransactions getting added on
Number 2) My account gets banned
Number 1) i get hacked

i like that story where the prince becomes a witch

ok i would rather put a bullet in my head than farm gauntlet. i'm filtered

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eh has failed me

why do you have over 700 hours on elden ring nightreign

because it's really good

>>565287194
proof?
I bought that trash and havent even installed it

Top 3 Jmods of all time:

Number 3) Mod Mark
Number 2) Mod J
Number 1) Mod Annette

dude i play Old School Runescape i dont give a fuck about this elden shart nightmeme bullshit get the FUCK out of my thread! Thanks!

nobody ever wants to play nightreign with me

i played it with randoms and with erg

doing: Spindel
listening: The Local Deadbeat Who Accidentally Exposed His Own Murder

doing: slaying hellhounds
listening: Subway Employee Throws A Fit Of Rage After Seeing Her Customer Is BLACK

Doing: your mom
listening: Doing your mom

wish a local chud would accidentally expose their own cock

markdonalds lmao

annnnd youre reported

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Osrs #1 rs3 #woke

d3ks makes me pm her when i get home so she knows i made it back safely

wyboy named hickton fr

the buttons?

blue
i dont care if pressing red is game theory optimal or whatever im not about that lifestyle

what are the buttons

as previously discussed one of them is in your butt

nobody will tell me the buttons

loosen up my buttons babe uhhuh

are we talking about the belle button

no i think she means the proselyte

good lord

moons is so miserable to go dry on
no idc if I have 30k atlatl darts or one million banked prayer xp, this shit is boring af

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this shit needs to be removed

filtered by a single BA game

i just dont do that task :3

i did it with the puzzcord

you need way more than one BA game to get that and i already suffered through one round of that shit for another diary ree i dont want to do more fuck team-required things

TFTI

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the penance queen is the boss that you fight at the end of a ba game. it only takes more than one game if you dont finish the game

sorry i wasnt clear; one attempted and failed round with braindead osrs players who are so stupid that they cant comprehend 'type one word in chat based on what the ui tells you to type' was more than enough for me and i never want to see that minigame again for the rest of my life

were you typing your calls in chat lmao

oh. my. days.

no it was the retarded defender who wasnt calling, god damnit i hate ba so much

answer the question were you physically typing your calls in public chat

a penguin with a tick, what are the odds

no i use the horn why do you keep asking me that

just based on your previous post it seemed like you were typing your calls in chat but no worries if not

the point is fuck barbarian assault in its entirety, it needs to be removed from the game
or some kind of solo version added
or just removed from diary requirements

but hey, no worries if not!

it just maybe seems like youre not ready for the hard tier of osrs theres no shame in that

>>565290486
what, living? retard

does the red button kill you

idk what the buttons do sorry

does anyone wanna come to my poh and find out what each others buttons do

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>Runecraft is the last 99 for maxing in leagues
>Start gathering essence for it
>~8000 daeyalt essence per hour, endless harvest AFK does not work, doubling does
>Like 24 hours of just mining to get enough essence for 50m
>Probably another 40-50 hours of relatively high intensity gameplay to actually use it
>In a temporary game mode
This is really testing my commitment to try point capping.

>>565293676
>>>r/rationalism

ive finished every single other diary in the game. every single one, including elite. except kandarin. because fuck barbarian assault

if more than 50% push blue everyone lives
if less than 50% push red everyone who pushed blue dies
if you dont push red you dont deserve to be alive and instead you get whats coming to you

>>565293864
On my way!

>>565293938
erm just afk sulfurous ess with minion bud

>playing leagues at all
i found your problem bro

>she didnt reload into soul harvest

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>>565294014
thats not what it is

about to do one small favor on a uim
I will not enjoy it
I might just drop the whole account
yes I am a bitch
thank you

>>565294168
That is probably my only regret. The clue relic really was relatively weak this time, but I felt obligated to take it.
I really do hate grinding out clues too, but I wonder how much gameplay it would've taken to get anywhere near the 750 clogs without it.

>>565294297
How bad One Small Favour is is so overblown.
Maybe without quest helper sure.

blue

i think one small favour is fine
once you turn things around and are working your way back it feels pretty great

i would abstain from pressing the button

>>565286940
Bitch where the FUCK are you?

>>565294376
maybe its because on a uim(duhhhhhhhhh) you have to regather all the shit a normal account would have on hand because you need to ha everything to have a space in your inventory?
??????

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thats like pressing blue without actually pressing blue
the red explicitly specifies that only red pressers survive

>>565294587
the place from spirits of the elid
you need to catch a salmon here for a desert task and i thought it was an interesting spot so i came back

>>565294545
you cant
and the only reason blue won is that its purely a thought experiment and they know that theres no consequences. if you truly believed you might die by choosing logically incorrectly like this then you would absolutely choose red and if you didnt then you deserve it

>>565294672
I play a UIM. I don't recall One Small Favour causing many issues.
Maybe it'll be annoying if you accidentally break some of the gems at the end and have to go to shilo village to get some more.

>>565294750
>I don't recall One Small Favour causing many issues.
>literally finishes their own post with a possible issue that could occur for an uim
I don't understand the discussion that happens here

i just pressed my button holy scones

>>565294726
what are you gonna do cunt issue me a fine

>>565294915
That's like a minor annoyance, not something catastrophic worth quitting the game mode over.

>>565295041
bwo...

>>565295032
no you are just going to die at some point because you actually trust people lol try reading the prince you fucking retard. people are animals and there is nothing more to it. kill or be killed

i didnt even read the tweet let alone whatever else youre talking about

>>565295196
ok

he said you cant trust people
and hes right
just look at barbarian assault
yeah im still on that

im pressing blue i dont care

anyway people arent animals and its not kill or be killed thats why they have to make a button because youre too scared of getting blood under your nails to actually kill someone. even the military dont kill people anymore they press a button to make a drone do it

im so fucking dry at cox i want to fucking punch someone

hit me just hurt me do your worst

>>565295328
t. european

i dont like what the world has become

as for me personally id press the blue because im a good person and only selfish people would be left if red won

so you admit your ideas about people only apply to the small specific subset of people youve created in your head and even then they dont really apply because you havent killed anyone and youre not dead i see. thanks mr beast

i would also pick blue cause if if people cant be trusted then i dont want to live in that world regardless

>>565295510
i purposely avoid situations where that nature comes out, for that exact reason. it is called survival instinct. if you truly think people arent animals you are sheltered as shit and dont know what its like to live somewhere that you cant walk down the street even during the day without having to seriously consider your safety

it looks like blue has a clear majority here and everyone gets to live so what are you angry about

seriously consider this: (_)(_)=======3~~~

oh good heavens

>>565295826
cool candle

thats my cock you bitch

>>565295952
shut up dickless, we're admiring the candle

im going to cum in your inventory all over every single one of your 28 items

what about mine

speaking of favor
they got rid of it

wish d3ks would do me one small favour

daynas are you here

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i cooked breakfast had some coffee and did the dishes
and the fishes

who do the people of hosidius turn to now when their ploughs break

>>565296593
they fix it themselves now

WE HAVE TO ASKKKK
>what you doin laterrrrrr
HOW WOULD YOU LIKEEEEE
>to do us a favourrrrrr

what kind of shop keeper would you be on osrs

i think id enjoy being a https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Garden_supplier

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blindbag = whimsical
water thorns = ai slop

>>565298806
this post made by a blue button pusher

garden suppliers are becoming obsolete due to big pharma dispensaries

>>565298806
i would use blindbag if it wasnt broken and jagex didnt say they straight up refuse to fix it

whats fire witch is there a tiktok for that

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What happened to this game?

um its what i plan to do but i havent unlocked kandarin yet and im kind of reluctant to because then ill have to deal with sherlock on clues

Why don't peckerwoods ever use the wilderness resource area?

because its in the wilderness and fuck that place

How do you antipk without karil or guthans? They wear skirts like a girl

i feel like not a real person

you have to be a real person or you wouldnt pass the captcha

but i have a pass

>>565293938
>didn't take soul harvest
well you signed up for this
you either take soul harvest, or you don't do runecrafting
you didn't natures accord did you?
or... pffft... larcenist? lmao, you wanted to afk thieving despite it giving you nothing and being trivial to get it to 50mil afk without any relics, you did, didn't you?
really did it to yourself

why did you fart before saying larcenist and why did you type it out also youre wrong

why would you not take soul harvest if you wanted to point cap are you retarded

>>565302352
why are you too scared to quote me?
no wonder you didn't take soul harvest, you had to follow the pack with no ability to stand on your own

>>565302032
me too frequently

>>565302618
i didnt take soul harvest because quite frankly it seemed uninteresting
im sure rc is going to suck but its like whatever i can tank a bit of suck

>>565303642
>seemed uninteresting
okay so what DID you take that seemed interesting?
because the other 2 options are far more boring and far more useless

>>565304171
i took natures accord i figured it's super powerful for farming and erblore AND you get a powerful teleport relic too
it did indeed impress me with its power and the utility of the teleports
i dont regret it but im not started on the big rc grind yet so perhaps i'm speaking too soon

>>565304360
and you didn't reload into soul harvest either?
crazy

>>565304393
i considered it but once again it seemed the boring choice
whereas flowstate seemed unique and cool

>>565304360
did those teleports save you 50 hours that youll spend doing rc

Demonic Pacts Rank Update #23

Dragon Point Cutoff: 65,000 - Players Qualified - 2,279 (+565)
Rune Point Cutoff: 47,500 - Players Qualified - 12,582 (+2,374)
Adamant Point Cutoff: 32,000 - Players Qualified - 57,639 (+5,793)
Mithril Point Cutoff: 22,000 - Players Qualified - 114,910 (+7,609)
Steel Point Cutoff: 10,000 - Players Qualified - 213,833 (+5,980)
Iron Point Cutoff: 4,000 - Players Qualified - 281,850 (+3,639)
Bronze Point Cutoff: 2,000 - Players Qualified - 312,746 (+3,032)

Additional Stats:

Total Ranked Players in League - 378,599 (+2,883)
True Dragon (Top 1% by Points) - 3,786 Players - 59,390 Points Cutoff
True Rune (Top 5% by Points) - 18,930 Players - 43,160 Points Cutoff
BONUS /osg/ LEEGAY POWER RANKING:
Top 100 Week 1 DCup chads
1. Knuupy (Undisputed queen of Leagues, currently rank 8 LP :3)
2. Sseia (Newcomer, first osger to dragon cup)
POWER GAP
Dragon cup shitters carried by buffs and fixes, not top 100 or week 1
3. I LOVE KPOP (Losing both dragon race and point cap race needed free points from Jagex to get dragon)
POWER GAP
Rune Cuppers and other misc. Casual players
4. Nut Bladder
5. John Dad
6+. Everyone Else

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>>565304660
when did sseia get dragon cup because I got mine like 3 days ago

>>565304461
even in the worst case scenario rc isnt going to be 50 hours
i think the farming justifies itself

>>565305074
Seems to be 8 days ago

>>565305240
tranny alert

about 9 hours before me and also not top 100 but whos keeping track

>>565304660
KYS

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>>565305306
? All of my info is using the leagues discord

its wrong though

>>565305478
list of unemployed trannies who pee in bottles and starved themselves so a random discord server could have their name in a list of shame lol

>>565305547
Post the correct tracker then

>>565305554
trvke

no find a hobby that isnt simping someone who hasnt posted here in years

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>>565305635
I accept your concession. I'll trust the person who has a bot live tracking it for him

how come knuupy isnt in the top 100 carried by fixes category if she wasnt dragon in the top 100

me in the bottom third

>>565305746
>b0aty
WAHEEEEEEEEY 73 you little ginger prick

why would someone even bother independently tracking that

>>565305746
eww why are you posting screenshots of vibe coded garbage no human would designs omething that looks like that

why would i enjoy kpop lie about someone else's placing to disparage them

who are you talking to use the reply feature

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chat idk whether to do an inferno or a 500 plus grind out my fang for my next pact point

also this should have been a monster

>>565306371
red bull is better than monster

okay boomer

knuupy has 94k lp :3

you are probably older than all of us

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>>565306371
definitely inferno first

yeah with audio please cheers

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My zulrah log is 1 in 54 million chance of happening that's like 200x more rare than onyx from a gem bag or 1000x more rare than 3rd age pickaxe.

i dont have a degree can someone fact check that

yeah seems right

cheers

>>565307204
if this is main game and the 9 is total unqiues then thats not how it works its more like 1/1200

show youre working

>>565309334
How? Wiki says 2 x 1/1024 for things like magic and tanz fang.

>>565309640
from the wiki
>There is a 1/128 chance of hitting the unique drop table per kill.[2] Zulrah gives two rolls per kill, meaning there's approximately a 1/512 chance per kill to receive a specific item from this table (or ~1/128 for any item

shoot all browns and women (male)

>>565311223
good morning john

>>565309786
Ah damn well it's pretty lucky either way.

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turns out I have to crank out some more blood and death runes before I do infenro because I am running out

do you not have 100% regeneration yet

i got something you can crank

what is it

this (_)(_)=======D

should i make a f2p uim since im too poor for a sub

>>565304660
I could've gotten dragon cup today, but I thought it would be neat if it lined up with me maxing, so I'm on the horrendously slow runecraft grind.

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>>565312726
Forgot image

>>565304660
i was top 100 after first 18 hours but then i had to go to the hospital and pretty much stopped caring about my rank. i am more of a sprinter than a marathoner.

hospital cup

teach me how to rackson

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>>565312186
noo I have 80%
I think I will have enough runes but just in case since it would suck to run out at zuk

osrs hospital% speedrun

rackson or cockdaughter

are you talking to me

this worlds an ugly place but runes so beautiful to me

why what did i do

ill be rooting for your downfall

I reached dragon and thought I was done. Now i'm back on an hour later trying to clean up all the easy tasks I missed.

i accidentally got 90 hunter

i hate people are calling it the bbc ma fucking porn addicted losers

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maybe I am dumb but I have been doing only easy tasks and I am only adamant

you dont have to be porn addicted to make penis jokes

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if you can beliebe it sex jokes often go over my head but not as much as they used to and I might have made a cheeky one or two occasionally

no one asked

if you can believe it I sometimes volunteer info unprompted

just farted

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>>565312792
Eh, I got bored and just decided to finish it off.

>>565318131
>39/40
oh no no no no no

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oh

oh no nutter whats got you filtered whats got the totally real definitely not bought infernal cape uim stuck

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I lost all motivation in playing leagues after getting a dragon cup. Kinda feel empty now. I need to get a life

but is it a bad dragon cup or a good dragon cup

>>565319515
idk what the criteria is to be honest

futa son or futa daughter

futa daughter

john dad dad d3ks mom st0ck son or meriipu daughter

>>565319172
>>565318616
I just haven't been bothered to specifically chase a pact task. I'll get to it eventually.