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you have now, at this very moment, seen this seia image. this cannot be undone
>>565348572
coom in Nozoom.
>>565348614I like Eimi.
students owe me bootjobs
Mika is the sexiest pink
>>565348793what's a nozoom?
PS5 has no games! Blue Archive has no spin-offs maybe a brand new BA for slopstation will save the generation Neverness to Everness is available in ps5 too
We hate adults like you the most
alice's backalice's back
>>565348841why did you post a shoe
Suo troue brou
>>565348852all 5 spork fans are going to be very upset when they read this post
>>565348841This nigga gets it.
>>565348614
I hate chinkslops
>>565349004zoooooooooooooooooos!
>>565349138sex
It's Labour Day!!!
>>565349178isn't that almost every day for wagies?
>>565349178that's every day for wagies
>>565349178who's giving birth?
>>565348952>5 fansMore like 5 thousand fans
>>565349268lmao imagine being a non-live off of parents’er lmao, couldnt be me!
>>565348852Hanako??
Akane Love!My name is Joseph Joestar! Please, call me JoJo!
>>565349268>>565349308The holiday you niggers
She always wins, even if she loses it ends up as a win
Post blue archives in the blue archive general.
>>565348614This is a 15 year old
>>565348852fact check: true
>>565349615need hot retard sex
>>565348852nigga she's not even in top 3
>>565349591
>>565349592sniff
Blue Archive 2 where all the girls have grown up and the smallest chest is the size Hasumi is now.
>>565349874isn't that just Stella Sora?
>>565349874You have been promoted to Executive Producer
Blue Archive 2 where all the girls have grown up and they all end up as wagecucks and there is no happy ending
I can't believe Fuuka is now legal enough to drink and drive, but for real.Happy birthday, darling.Thank you for making me the happiest man in the planet.Lv100 Bond soon!
Iroha is the perfect woman
>>565349978no she's not
>>565349837
>>565349765Please don't respond to me, homo.
>>565349556yeah we know she's a striker
>>565349978that's a child
>>565348952What does this even mean
>>565350064Yeah she is actually
Pink suit is the sexiest pink
>>565349837Unrealistic.I'd push her away and tank it.
[Pyroxene Checkpoint]Reply with the following:>Amount of Pyroxene>FES students you want to roll for>dooming status
*pushes Mika into a bottomless pit*
>>565350110fucking Tomoe mogs her, what are you even talking about?
hebe sexsex hebesex with Alice
>>565350180out of ten!
>>565349973why is your font like that
>>565350329270konly the new ones
>>565349973You are the master of delayed gratification
>>565350353*She just falls out of the other side*
I love Misuzu
>>56535032929kclankersdoom status: coom
>>565348852Not even close
>>565350329660kYesNo
I want to know more about the white-haired, bob cut, glasses-wearing sideboob showing student from the new water school
Shop reset reminder
OK, but who's the sexiest stink?
>>565350329>60k>Himari, Rio, Kei, Aris
how do you guys listen to Michiru's voice without jerking off?
>>565350718The maid game was better.
If you check the previous thread that dumbass posted that shit after we moved. lmao retard
>>565350413Like I said, you're a homosexual.
>>565350718Where are the halos?
>posted in both current and previous threads within the span of 30sgo shill somewhere else thanks
>>565350718why are they built like this
>>56535032962.8kRio, Himari, Aris and either Hosh or Shiroko. Also would be fine with nearly any fes spook minus twoDoom has been nerfed too many times, his ult not muting items anymore really made him one note and not fun to play at all
We still get one TA and one GA before the world raid hiatus, right?
>>565350819and you're mad
your fanart isn't proof of which girl is the sexiest pink
It’s uphttps://exhentai.org/g/3913790/fa43f83be3/
>>565350718Chatgpt lookin ahh
But what if we just nuked gehenna with angel powers
>>565350353*flies out of it*
>>565351030why are you moaning
Mika cucks are always so fragile
>>565350972
>>565349973Almost there
>>565351136let me guess you're favorite student is Hina
>>565350329117kI kinda want some limiteds from that one big banner, but I doubt I'll have enough to splurge on that
>>565350718I can't tell what gacha, anime or whatever FOTM they are ripping off now...Is that a good thing?
>>565350745It's called having a refractory period.
>>565351049Gehenna is just too powerful.
fuuuuck I should've kept those tickets for the himari banner
>>565350745>slop
>>565351049Makoto tanks it
https://youtu.be/p44xanQ0UqIDo you guys like blue archive speedruns?
It seems her superiority has once again led to some controversy.
>>565351405schizo
>>565351405proof?
>>565349837>>565349591Tsubaki TANKED that
>>565350329>98k>bAris, Kei & bHimari must>bRio optional>余裕
>>565350561nigger what is you doing
>>565350329Himari, Rio, Yuzu, Aris and then I'm going for mAris and mMidori during their rerun. Yuzutrends says I'm safe. I might splurge on Eimi if I'm in a good mood too.
>>565350561...
>>565350329>70KI need>T Yuuka>Himari>Key>Arisand then I save enough to roll for Kaya banner after the current FOX one
>>565350329>19k>Kei>Im fucked so only going for Kei
>>565351527
>>5653503296kAll of themAlways hope
>>565348614Juicy Eimi
>>565350329>67k>no>6-7
>>56535032970kAllHaving to skip tYuuka and cHare to make foxes also happen is gonna sting unless I get lucky.
>>565350329>18k>Every new millenium students until koyukiIts never been more over than this
>coomer threadnot good
Wakey wakey
https://x.com/Wasabisandayoo/status/2049685177677582349
>>565350718How many times are they going to make the exact same game?
>>565350718Whew, was worried that they weren't gonna have the token oppai loli this time.
>>565351969Stop posting this Seia image.
>>565351426Still find it funny each time they introduce BA in JP live streams, they say the visual is "next generation" when it's such a 2010s coded game released at the start of this console generation, designed to run on even potato phones.
>>56535032950k
>>565351006Actual useful post
Armed Yuzu status?
https://x.com/i/status/2049836604521627980Kokona
>>565352063Why mess with perfection?
>>565350259this is literally my daughterwife
>>565352063
>>565350946yes, wakaboat and shirokuro
I KEEP RUNNING OUT OF PURPLE COINS
>>565350329>40k>BAris + Kei>then saving until KurumiMaybe I'll let myself impulse roll PJKoyuki or BYuzu. We'll see.
>>565351460many such cases
>>565350718No one actually likes shit factory, right?
>>565352193Its the next generation of chibikinoPushing the artistic medium is not just about technical breakthroughs.
>>565350329currently 31kgonna buy the 8k pakeji soon, and then buy it again + new sensei packs when they resetshould be enough unless I need to double spark
>Mating press tier listThoughts?
>>565352427>>565351460>two dumb bitches going "exaaactly"
>>565351006>no mamezou or ujiie mokuI sleep
>>565352549have you ever had sex irl? I think you're cringe honestly...
>>565352176
>>565352636did you just ignore Airandou
>>565351006>incestAwww yea->sister>not daughterGET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME
>>565352549leg lock and kisses should not be separate
>Senshei-dono! Matte dayo! ^_^
>>565352370I dont use my coins or any other mats because i dont like the idea of running out of it so i just hoard them and only use when i really need toIm retarded like that
>>56535032976kall, plus Mika and sHoshhigh and rising
do your curry dailies you lazy piece of shit
>>565352549I love Iroha so much
>>565352918not like it matters because if you've been playing for 1year+ you can still attempt lunatics and always get plat
>>565350718What do the side characters look like, those are usually the blatant ripoffs
>>565351661>>565351735Fuck I'm retarded I meant 66k lmao.
>>565352704>be in near vegetive state except tongue>expend energy to lick the air to suck moisture from air>barely sustaining oneself, doomed to die (if not for bring in a controlled environment with life support)such sad way to go
I love cowtits but missed both Hasumi alts...
>>565353014Iroha flopped
>>565352832>da
>>565350329100k or something.Everything new, though I'm not sure I'll double spark for Rio if it comes to it I probably will.Reserved for crafting stones.
>>565352918That's fine and all for things that you arent rate limited on but if you dont spend your raid coins you'll have to fucking wait several months for the shop to restock every time you actually want to raise the UE of someone thats in the shop.Expert permits are the most obvious gating that you shouldn't be sitting on hoards of.
>>565350329>108k>Mika, bAris, Kei, bHosh, tShiroko>slightly concerned
>>565352618yeah u mad lol
>>565353069she's wirelessly licking sensei's dick
Anybody else hate Sensei?
>>56535032912kIdk, Yukino? Whoever 5.5 fes is gonna be
>>565353331Not a very subtle post, Miyako
>>565353331Shut up Shuro
>>565353185>Expert permitsYeah i hit like 140k but now i got it down to 70k
I sensei sensei like sensei the sensei
>>565353286>wireless protein transferdayum, tech has gone a long way
>>565353056will Arona's daily attendance ever be looked into?she gives out worthless trash and pyros which is good twice every 10 days
>>565353331Yeah he's pretty annoyingly written these days
>>565353146Onto my bed leading to passionate leg locking sex!
>>565353431It got upgraded like a year ago. Used to give gray reports and shit
With how badly Pandemonium performs in metrics I imagine they'll probably make Hina show up next week so people actually start caring about this shorts series
>>565353431>>565353693Plana would give us pyros every day
Damn, that's crazy
>headpat Mimori (swimsuit)>loud moaning in bond up lineThank you very cool totally not the local creep now
My canon wife Fuuka...
FUCK FUUKA
>youtube revenue posting
>>565353794>teacher, I need your time right now!why are you listening to AI translated crap?
Pandemonium is the best club in Kivotos, to be honest.
>>565354027Then why aren't they popular?
>>565353413How the fuck do you let them accumulate like this? Go clean out the shop of elephs before reset.
Wanted to maybe get Shizuko's T2 bond gear for Set, but I've checked the wiki and she literally likes only two fucking things. I guess it's a daily dose of pats for 2 weeks then
>>565354027they would be fun to hang out with
>>565354110>monkey this mad
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/8/8b/Michiru_%28Dress%29_MemorialLobby_5.oggimagine hearing this every night.. guh
>>565354004have we started the fire?
>>565354210just use Chihiro retard
monkey seemonkey do
>>565354307^(Erotic Tanuki noises)
>>565354285Yep
>>565354364I don't have reports to raise her
>>565354621retard
>>565352738Pg 16 should explain to you why.
>>565353971We know sensei
imagine hearing this every night.. guh
>>565354027Really?Can you post their alts then?
>>565354847made for creampies
Friendly reminder that Tea Party had no alts for 2.5 years.
>>565354945Soon. But it’s impressive that they’re already the best even without alts, you’re right!
MaiaHi
>>565354945>Needing altsClearly not good enough the first time.
>>565355069Maia who?
>>565348614Would you still like her if she was flat?
>>565354661I know I only need her NS but not raising her for trickle down stats seems like a waste. My Shizuko is somewhat leveled and her subskill seems more useful to me. I can wait dude, I've got a whole month for this shit
>>565348852This post was fact checked as true by Tea Party patriots.
>>565355016And it's literally alt Seia's fault for taking so long to releaseI was 100% on board with making a Tea Party summer event without Seia and adding Mine and Sakurako instead
>>565355016not a long wait really
>>565355189
>>565354931damn my dick is really long
>>565348614You will spare a spark for bEimi, right?
>>565354847do people find this funny?
>>565354123>big paypiggy>already maxed everything he cares about (day 1 player syndrome)>simply not giving a fuck>lying for attentionyou could have thought of it yourself...
>>565355263retard
>>565355163Is that a Miyu?
>>565355303not sure what you mean
Iroha going 5 years without an alt and not getting one in the dress event was the biggest mistake to ever hit the game
>>565355343No one would dare go onto the internet to tell lies.
>>565355386>having a 4chanstill the most hilarious part of the post
>>565355298If it doesn't threaten my pKoyuki or Rena funds, sure.
>>565355343Excuse me im just that retarded but i did spend some this month
>>565355453Almost as big a mistake as you.
>>565355529how do you know he was a mistake? did you ask his mom?
>>565355453The bigger mistake was adding Iroha into the game in the first place
>>565355453>Unironically wanting a dress altThe 3 most dogshit alt lines in this game are>1. Casual>2. Dress>3. NY>4. Summer
>>565355303And cute.
>>565355218I wasn't. Splitting up the other trinity clubs for summer sucked, glad tea party got to be together and flesh out their relationship more since you're repeatedly told how Mika and Nagisa are friends etc but rarely really shown it.>>565355343You don't need to do that. I have a friend who's just casual as fuck f2p and tormented me by showing me his account a while back.Think he'd stocked up expert permits to the 70-90ks just from being lazy.
>>565355529That’s pretty rude>>565355639That’s pretty faggy
>>565355453>the biggest mistake to ever hit the gameNot really, no one cares about Iroha
>>565350329>51k>Himari, Kei, B.Aris, Kuroko>Spreadsheet is green, everything is fine
>>565355527there's no way someone is dumb enough to spend expert permits on thasumi
>>565355697No gay man would>>565355654Most of them are the best
>guys Iroha is SO popularmeanwhile random Twitter popularity poll
>>565355527>bought tHasuminigga
>>565355527>15k pyro
>>565348852You're wrong, Monkey
do I drop S.Hoshino or do I choose to believe in love
>>565355654>The 3 most dogshit alt lines>lists 4sasuga
>>565355782>>565355901Shes already ue60 so shes greyed out by default>>56535592019, a lot of sparking in the past couple months, arona had no mercy
>>56535032995kAll of the new onesNo doom, feeling pretty optimistic. Should be safe for basically all banners I want to roll on
It’s honestly impressive Iroha is one of the most popular students even without ever getting content outside her momotalks and valentine. She really is that great.
>>565355654I'm not overly keen on casual or dress but the NY designs are some of the best and I wish more students got them.
>>565355654What are the best then
>>565355959SHoshino is more important than Kei
>>565355957>calling anyone you don't like monkey>capitalizing monkey>phonepostingDisgusting my Hanakobro would do such a thing.
>>565356129>Shes already ue60
>>565355897Meanwhile ero art numbers
>>565356129>Shes already ue60uh... why?
>>565356146What is this
>>565356159I loved kimonos in FEH, In BA I'm kinda meh on them
>survived releasing the same month as umamusume>survived shitty rates controversy which led to 200 rolls for spark>survived censorship controversy>survived shitty localization by trannylator and killed scott>survived age rating issue and exposed corrupt gook rating board>survived mahjong soul controversy>survived 3rd anniversary chink meltdown>survived the sabotage by isakusan>survived the steam release ban/delay>survived the steam review rewards controversyOnly nuclear war can stop Blue Archive at this point.
>>565356129>Shes already ue60why the fuck would she be UE60 in the first place? free elephs get her to UE50
>>565356146>fake stats
>>565355434the noise where it sounds like a guy screaming
>>565356340Number of bond 100s taken from in game raid participant data
>>565355897
>>5653561631. Battle2. Magical girls3. Idols4. Terror
>>565356419I think people find it more adorable than funny
>>565356307>revenuefagging popularity>Via % of ero artThis is next level retarded.>>565356342I'm the opposite, not usually that big on them but I think the PS68 ones and Izumi are some of the nicest alts in the game.
>>565356307Why is Sof higher than the other decas? Ein is the biggest fucknugget of them all.
>>565356372>>survived mahjong soul controversyI still don't know what that was about
>>56535032955kKisaki, tYuuka, Kei + bArisu during FES. I guess I might skip out on Kisaki though as 55k is too little. I know it's better to have her over tYuuka but I like Yuuka way more.Also when you post those kind of questions you're supposed to post upcoming banners chart, not Reisa.
>>565356285>>565356334>>565356381Are you guys broke or something?
>>565356519how so?
>>565356548chinks happened
>>565355897>無投票It's a crime how unpopular Shizuko is. She deserves a 3* alt.
>>565356307H O W is she this powerful???
>>565356548You could get BA students in Mahjong Soul so some people thought they were getting cucked.
>>565356769violent
>everyone having a good time>Mika jeet enters the thread>MIKA IS BEST WAIFU SAARS SHE BIG SEXY VERY MUCH>Nobody cares>Mika jeet samefag: SAAR I AGREE SHE BEST WAIFU XD>Newfag takes the bait: fuck off retard>Mika jeet goes into full shitpost modeEvery. Single. Time.
>>565355654NY alts are pretty but I feel like it's such a wastem, they should just be sprites
>>565356769titsbig ones
>>565356307Kaede being that high up and being such an outlier still makes me laugh. Like what the fuck man.
>>565356372our Halloween events did not survive the great korean squeeze thougheverbeit
>>565356653>686that gets you her from 0 to UE50 I think?? bingAlso funny how a lot of other welfares function good at 3* but tHasoom is bad even at UE50, and I'd know because I cleared insane blue binah with her
BURUUUU AAKAIBUUUUU!DESUNOOOOO!
you have 15 minutes to gogurt your students, do your dailies, event ramen and empty the shops
>>565356769ample assets
>>565356548>Mahjong Soul and Blue Archive get a collab>Blue Archive gets like a 10 roll, but Mahjong Soul gets 3 of the popular students added to the game>it's possible to bond characters in the game (not really that big of a deal, but chink shitposters are making it out to be like marriage)>chink shitposters treat it as NTR, hired display trucks to demonstrate with Japanese text in front of the BA office in Korea (lol)
>>565356769tits the only thing she has going on
>>565356865Truth nuke...
>>565356548in mahjong soul there's character bond levels or something to that equivalent so chinese BA players started screaming that majsoul players were cucking them
>>565356372>>survived 3rd anniversary chink meltdownWhat was that all about?
>>565356946False
>>565355897>shupos>misaki>neru>aobaThe fact that those students are ranked so high makes me feel like this poll is bullshit.
>>565356912I still don’t know how to get the tickets for the ramen (i’m new)
>>565356865I know this is shitposting but anyone who claims his wife is sexier than anyone else's deserves to be bitchslapped
>>565356817>>565356932>>565356987>immediately thinks of NTRAre chinks fucked in the head?
>>565356946I like her spunky attitude and appreciation for card games. Would duel with.The tits are a bonus.
>>565356865When can we expect the edit of you and your buddy with pink hair?
little girlbig boobs
>>565356946noshe's also small and cute and has kemono ears and a shrine maiden outfit and looks like you could pick her up with one hand
>>565353331BIG BUTT SENSEI ARE PROPERTY OF FAT OLD ojisan MEN!
YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO BUY THE SHOP BEFORE MONTHLY RESETI REPEAT
remember to buy activity reports from the expert permit shop before reset
>>565357064>>565357138>>565357206name a single time she isn't brought up because of her tits
>>565357082Nah, everyone loves Neru.
>>565357093Look at the event shop.
>>565357224>>565357238DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS DON'T DO THIS
>>565357242Complaining about her terrible alt
>>565357056Western Taiwan got uppity and Nexon had to cuck out
>>565357082You're dumb if you can't figure out the appeal of every girl you listed
>>565356725I hope she gets a striker altShe’s been shown to bust heads in the story when push comes to shove
>>565356946She's one of the most well rounded characters in the game
pet pet pet pet
>>565351160Everything for the most beautiful girl in Kivotos
>>565357331...she has an alt?
>>565357103Everyone should think their wife is the best.
>>565357082you don't mention Chiaki or Ibuki though hmmm
>>565354027Agree.Love Pandemonium!Love Hanuma Makoto!
>>565357242When discussing team-building for Tiphareth
>>565357206I bet you’re not strong enough to pick her up with one hand
>>565357242Card game memes
>>565357343Oh that one twitter post acknowledging Taiwan as a country? I forgot it happened around that time.
>>565356307Retard that's % of ero art to non ero art, not total number.
She has some very big eyes
>>565356545Buddy have you seen Sof? Bratcore.
>>56535032917kNo one?Going all in for Pandemonium Fest, can't care any less about Millennium and Trinity
Someone post Kaede's ear wiggling. I enjoy that looping webm
>>56534861484k all of the new ones i want to roll for mitcher someone please talk me out of it
>>565356896Retard
>>565357562Did anyone calculate the weight of each of her boob?
>>565356307Lewd Pink still applies to BA.
For me it's Ohr
well /bag/?
>>565357242She's a very strong girl
>>565357679Most Erotic Tanuki = must roll.Dozo.
>>565357125A dedicated shitposter should learn chinese and go troll them, he'd probably get billions of daily (you)s instead of no replies here
>>565357716it's Owl
>>565357679>i want to roll for mitcher someone please talk me out of itI got her in 30 rolls and the tree in 70You can do it, so you can finally fuck her in the ass like she so badly wants it
>>565357660
>>565357679roll roll roll
>>565357764ENTER
>>565357716>ohhh look at me I'm a contrarianYou're cringe.
>>565357740We hate adults like Kayoko the most
For me? Its onee-sama
>>565357831Aw yeah thats the stuff
>>565357912
>>565357347I might be dumb or you might be dumb if you think those girls are worth loving or respecting or liking.
>>565357716For me it's DecaI'm fine with the 3 shitheads dying, but man, wish Deca had survived. A man in a woman body who starts developing girly feelings is literally the bestLike an upgrade version of Key
>>565357716phenomenal taste
>>565358049fucking retard
>>565358049Fake sensei spotted
>>565358049gayest post ITT
>>565357716Fellow foreheadchad
>>565358118Deca had no gender
>>565358118>A man in a woman body who starts developing girly feelings is literally the bestYou're just gay in denial
>>565358049
>>565356207Nice try, Monkey.
>>565355957Hanabros and Mikachads are united.
>>565357454
>/bag/ hate adults then what do you want to have sex with? children? animals?
>>565358223i don't think he's denying it
>>565357302Thanks anon. Was able to scrounge up the Ps to get it done preset
>>565358223Oh fuck offThere's quite literally nothing more straight than being so manly that you turn a man into a girl
We lost the hanging gardens of Babylon but were instead blessed with the hanging milkbags of Kaede
>>565358049Made me respond, congrats. Now fuck off.
>>565358208It's not about......Ok maybe it is...
Resetalice will fail
>>565348852>>565355196>>565358268Why do you change the hash of your images? All these have been posted before, but yours are unique
resetalice!
treeset
twinset
resetkaedei love big child boobs
Suouset
resetarona
retards, all of you.
Rioset
>>565358324Yes.t. Pokémon fan
>>565358370Yujiro..........
I miss my daughter.
GUH... phew...
reminder to claim youre pyroxenes from event daily taband get stuff from shop
>>565358563>>565358565DIE
>>565358565Munch
Did you clean your room?
DON'T GO TO /V/ WITH THE SOUND ON
How do I respond without sounding mad?
April 30th?
>>565358905>DON'T GO TO /V/I know, I'm not retarded.
>>565358905ok I won't
Retarded chink changed his defense team before reset, and I still won using the same team that counters his Hanako + Yuzu defense. Most Yakumo teams are easy to counter
>>565359016Thanks, you too.
>>565358905AT LEAST TELL US WHY VAGUE POSTING GOOKAKOFAG
BUY WAKAMO'S ELEPH
it's the 1st of the month againDon't go to /bag/ tomorrow.Or Else.
>>565348614Amy just might be the second sexiest pink. Helps that sports bras are also one of my biggest fetishes.
reisa and suzumi elephs got added to expert permit shop
What day is Else?
>>565359321After Kaya
>>565359363
time to redeem some useless students amirite
what do we do about 'the running out of pins' problem?Feels like spending expert perms for 10 pins for 1500 is way better than farming scrims which are a scam.
>>565359457never
>>565359363nice, more crafting fodder
>>565359363TEN CAKES!?
>1 purple
>>565359678That's as many as ten ones.
I got 0x Karin Eleph and 2x Iori ElephToday's NiggaYield is 2 NiggaCoins
>>565359735that's not that terrible
>>565359582>scrims are a scamThey're free though
>>565359582Just don't waste them, most students don't even need that, so just focus on using them to upgrade meta students and the students most used in every raid
This girl is your ally
>>565359702gogurt won.
>>565359016No stop kissy sex so she can inspect my face closer and revise her opinion
This isn't ninja
>>565359849Hand it over
>>565359597Homosexei...
>>565359905That's a lot of nuts!
>>565357679>he missed the hot period
I put Miyo art and Fuyu art in one folder and Miyo would probably really hate that, and that's funny
Not gonna lie I often forget that Tsuguri has big boobsShe is so close to Hasumi that most people see her as flat
>>565359582I don't have the monthlies, only farm during 2x, and never buy from the shop and never run out.
>>565359934douzo
>>565360096They should be bigger.
>>565360127
>>565358494
>>565359819they cost large amount of AP I'd say>>565359905just in time for red set! I'd be happy with that spook >>565360119>only farm during 2xI used to do it too but last 2x scrims we had I remember focusing on something else
For Wakaboat I have to max Maki's passive, right?
>>565358494So it was just a samefag then?
>>565359063Pray tell how do you counter them
>>565358049tourist sensei obliterated his credibility instantly with this one neat trick
floof
>>56535032955kEVERYONE
>>56534861415yo's plump milk containers
>>565360096She hunches over consttantly so her figure isn't apparent same with Tsukuyo, who you could at least infer from her being tall
Summoning kanpekianon
>>565359457useless, yesredeem, no
>>565360549sex
>redeemed Sena>ue30 Mimori>ue30 Roogi>ue30 cShiroko>4* Sumire>4* oNodokaI fucking LOVE shop reset
>>565360330You don't have to max anything but it helps for speedruns.
>>565360496wtf is going on here
>>565359582using pins in BA feels like using the elixirs in the old final fantasy games when you have ten million ultra potions and strong spells, just buy the monthlies and sweep for 0 ap
>>565360660How have I never seen Sena before
REDEEM THEM
>>565360367>getting (You)s>making weak mental senseis mad>obliterated
>>565360289If you arent at least doing 3 scrims for the daily youre just letting them pass you by. In any case you should be prioritizing the other weapon parts based on character needs instead of your universally useful pins.>oh but they cost APBoo hoo nigga. Either cough up to make them AP free or compensate with pvp coins.
>>565360289They’re free when you buy both monthly passesI’m drowning in weapon parts and honestly wish I could use them as crafting fodder
>>565356307Achuko is PURE
There are no useless students. Only useless senseis!
Momoi HATE
>>565360807>Tranny pissing itself.jpeg
Damn I'm a veteran now
>>565358049OH NO NO NO PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>565360734>just get rid of your elite f2p statusI'd rather enjoy the game by actually thinking what I want to spend my stamina on.
>>565348852>cow tits>3dpd personalityYikes.
>get new students>upgrade them>get more pyro
>>565361050you finna get smooched gently
>>565360807
CANON saori
this staring contest has been going on for 2 years
>>565358049The funniest thing here is everyone pretending the students would even give them the time of day, kek
>>565361335GUH
>>565358049>>565361283>Samefagging alreadyJeet behavior, also, you are dumb.
>>565361283First of all, I'm god's gift to women.Second of all, any port in a storm and all that.
>>565361152Come on man, I'm trying my best... I'll have to roll almost every week starting next week
>>565361283I mean it's not like Sensei is a chad
>>565361437>FRRREISA DONT LOOK!
>>565361437REISA DON'T LOOK
>>565360353Well, right now the chinks in my pvp bracket are using Tsubaki Hanako Eimi Yuzu with Yakumo and Michiru, so what I use to counter that is Shun Eimi Hanako Tsubaki with Hibiki and Michiru. Chinks in my bracket use ue60 tanks and DPS and their only ue40 or ue50 are Michiru and Yakumo, so you might not be able to win if your roster is not strong enough
>>565358494>downloading every images and compare similar ones for their hashThis by far the most legit schizoid behavior in /bag/. Any other "schizo" would just shitpost and/or samefag without much thought, but you put actual effort for what purpose?
>>565361179Accurate as fuck.
>>565361479OH NONONONON HAHAHAHAGOOKBROS, AVERT YOUR GAZE RIGHT NOW!
>>565361643ew
>>565360967there's nothing "elite" about being poor, Sensei
>>565361661Anon she is literally saying "Chissa" which is small in japanesethat was the point of the image
>>565361548>Shun Eimi Hanako Tsubaki with Hibiki and MichiruRetard here, do I use this for my defense team as well?
>>565360967no one thinks you're cool for not spending money
>>565361437Nice numbers
>>565361437>>565361515>>565361526
damn niggas slow down
why do you guys always make a mess on Fuuka's birthday?this thread is super normal compared to the shitshow of last night
>>565361683
>>565361887>last nightyou mean last thread?
>>565361246Canon Saori would have already shot that robot guy
Steaks?
I wish my waifus were meta manI want to max them
>>565362060Do it anyway.Wife clears are more soulful anyway
>was top 20 yesterday>today ranked 127 and didn't even make it back in top 100
>>565362060same but I maxed them anyway because I love them
Oh, the water was goneI thought it was just black and white
Before dMichiru released the top 10 spots in my pvp bracket had like 3 chinks. After dMichiru released the top 10 every day is 8-9 chinks. Once mitchers released all the non-chinks dropped out. What the fuck happened? I'm all alone up here surrounded by them. It's like everyone in my bracket skipped mitchers and yakumo except me and the chinese players.
>>565361813Nah, that's doesn't work to counter people using Yakumo in their teams. So far, triple tank with Hanako is the only defense that sometimes counters one of the Yakumo teams they use with Tsurugi. Basically, Tsubaki Miyako Eimi or B.Neru Hanako with Michiru and Hibiki. For some reason, Miyako in D2 sometimes makes their Yakumo unable to pull Hanako so she can easily kill them with the help of Hibiki
>>565361835>>565361726I think I am cool when I get plats without spending money.
>Hiyori cries because she drops her ice cream>Sensei offers to buy her another>Hiyori cries because she would have had 2 ice creams sometimes I just stop and think about this
gay
>>565362309Yakumo can spook me later. dMicher wanted to stream our wedding so I couldn't skip.
>>565362060concededyour wife will now be metaand special
Summoning NonomibroHoping you can lend me your strength for FRR
>>565358494Why are you obsessively checking the archive
Jumby my beloved...
>>565362446iktf
>>565362446uhhh... bwo?
>>565361887this general is always a mess, you are not that special
>>565362383She just eats it off the ground, she's not Junkers.
>>565361179It's missing the bad makeup and hairdo.
Time to verify Sensei
it's almost time for Sensei's sperm quality check
>>565362446you can have a few
>>565361887>how can I make it about my student?
What'll happen if I open BA on my phone and Steam at the same time?
>>565363029How can sensei be in two different places at once
>>565363029
>>565363029rape
>kinnotamaWell I know what I'm doing tonight
>>565363029You get a message that there's already an ongoing session and that you should try again later
>>565363029A hotspring magically appears.
>>565363029EoS
>>565363173
>>565362546serious question, what makes her better than byosh when it comes to red set? last time she got borrowed about 5 times vs yosh with 15 and it was kind of surprising considering this is how much i invested on them
Might buy the archive ticket for Aris
>>565363324Megu would say this
Hello its me! The anon who correctly predicted the previous fes students including battlesuit Rio and bike Himari, I am here to tell you the next fes students will be:>Pre-fes:Aoi & Kaya>Fes:Rin & Fake presFeel free to screenshot this.
>>565363401Is she? I thought she was for breaking orb
>>565363430she's a farmable, but if you wanna be a top goy then go ahead
>>565363248Dying from boredom because he's a retarded faggot that only draws unpopular girls for some reason? Yeah me too
>>565363480Thank you seia anon i will name my child with aoi after you
>>565363296*pomf*
*pomf*
>>565363401she’s not, no one else puts out nearly as much damage as Yoshimi sNonomi is for blowing up the ball, she’s a premium pick over dHina
Hello its me! The Seia who correctly predicted the previous Seia students including battlesuit Seia and bike Seia, I am here to tell you the next fes Seias will be:>Pre-fes:Seia & Seia>Fes:Seia & Fake SeiaFeel free to screenshot Seia.
>>565363568No problem
So is part 2 of the story where she realizes she was a brainwashed fake all along and bwehs? Then sensei says "something something your still my precious student something something". More bweh after that, all is forgiven, and then lots of sex?
>>565363480Kaya is the only GSC unit that makes sense releasing because you can have her using Valkyre mats
>>565363734stinky gamer
>>565363480Don't let Irohafag see this bro
>>565359016My mom called me handsome
>>565363798what the fuck I don't have enough pyrox for these, which one can I skip?
>>565363401It's concerning you had to ask this question while having them at this investment
>>565363798Someone call Irohafag, he needs to see this.
Dou yuou likeou Suou?
>>565363798>No Sexy Seia>>565363969If you skip the game EoS
>Your BA waifu >Red or blue
>>565363860Yeah pretty muchThey try really hard to recapture the Volume 3 redemption arcs every volume now. Its kinda tiresome
My precious desert rose.
>>565359016Why would you be mad? A “passing” man from a woman’s perspective is already in the 70% top of men
i got 289 messages in momotalk how much is that in pyros?
>>565364076do you really expect me to read all that?
>>565364136I hired someone to do the math, she should be here any minute now.
>>565363860Pretty muchBweh means automatic pardon. In fact the only reason Kaya is still in jail it is because she refuses to Bweh.
>>565364192IT'SLITERALYTHREE LINES
>>565364136
>>565364260Kaya WILL bend the knee to Schale
>>565364076who?
>>565363480>Aoi not festImpossible
>>565364192I'll summarize. It's a dilemma like trolley problem but different:Everyone in the world takes vote. If red wins, all who voted blue die. If blue wins, nobody dies.
stop posting western fanart
>>565364517acshually it's an IQ filter
>>565363480fake prez will be deleted lolMomoka has higher chances
keep posting western fanart
>>565364517I'll answer if you can prove you aren't a discord troll trying to start shit. Name your top 5 favorite blue archive girls in the next 60 seconds, and if I judge that you didn't just google 'blue archive characters' then I'll give you my response. You have 60 seconds from the timestamp of this post.
Every fes from now on will include one Iroha alt
new merch doko?
I’m stressed the fuck out How do I make it better, no I don’t wanna jack off
>>565364076Blue pressers would press the Red button if this shit was for real.
>>565364745SeiaMikaHoshinoYuukaHina
>>565363860Yeah pretty muchThey try really hard to recapture the Volume 3 redemption arcs every volume now. Its kinda kino
>>565364628Its a measurement of how highly you trust strangers to not be black.Says a lot about society.
>>565364076Sensei would press the blue button.
>>565364745I don't care nigga, it wasn't me who posted the tweet.
i would shit on the traitors, but no one is even trying to make blue archive but betteri want to see how it turns out
>>565364849close, but definitely googled so I won't respond
>>565363860Eventually yes. The watch is supposed to reveal the truth and the truth being revealed will be that Rin is fully capable of being Acting President so she needs to stop being an anxious wreck about it.>>565364079The whole point of being a teacher is to correct your dumbass students because they're dumbasses who do dumbass things.
>>565364745Here, happy
>>565364076BlueEither I die surrounded by good people or I don't die
>>565363480You're in my club...
>>565364914
>>565365002You just did though
Start posting western fart art
kaya will be the first student to be forgiven without bwe-ing, proving her status as a super human
>>565364517>>565364628>>565364885Its a thought experiment for how retarded you arePeople that don't read it think "Well there's an equal chance of negative outcomes no matter what"People who can actually comprehend the problem realize "Wait so nothing negative happens at all if I pick one option no matter what, while if I pick the other option there's a 50% chance I die"
>>565364996It’ll go the same as any other attempt to copy BA
>>565364885>pick red>you survive in both cases>if everyone picks red no one diesit's an IQ filter, if you fail you're dumber than a nigger
I spent 30 minutes refreshing borrows and the only bYosh I found was 4*. She took almost 4 minutes to beat F49.What the fuck are you doing senseis don't tell me you didn't roll for her
>>565364628That's the thing though, my mother would be dumb and press the blue button, meaning I'd have to take that into consideration
>>565365152Well, not quite. You forgot the third contingent:"OMG I gotta push blue to protect my precious retards!"
>>565365107Yes
>>565365278>>if everyone picks red no one diesBut not everyone would pick redFor no one to dieRed has to be 100%Blue only has to be 51%
>>565365152it's not a 50% chance but yes there is zero reason to press blue other than try to save people who were stupid enough to press blue
>>565365125
>>565364996If your objective is to "make Blue Archive but better" you already failed from the get go because you set yourself to live in BA's shadow forever, BA succeeded because it was a passion project, all of the retards involved in KV are probably still seething about BA and they'll most likely just create edgeslop
>>565365394>other than try to save people who were stupid enough to press blueWhich includes you, if you pressed it
>>565365332yeah that's why he called it an IQ test, because he failed it
Imagine if they give Himari a bond gear, and it makes her normal skill also decrease the enemy's defense
>>565365485god her hair is so ugly
>>565365430They'll create edgeslop with male characters
>>565365530How about this?
If toddlers have to press the button, 50% of them would randomly press blue, so pressing Blue is the moral choice to save the next generationIf only adults can press the button, then press Red and watch the average IQ raise over a single generation.
>>565365419Hinyan!
what if part 2 took place in a city next to kivotos that was like kivotos, and they used swords there and it was autumn
>>565365152It's "would you take a 100% chance to live even if it could mean others would die or take a nonzero chance to die if you could guarantee everyone could live?"
>>565365607I don't raise dumb dead fag's kids though
>>565363480>AoiI sure hope you meant Ao
>>565365530Why are you gae?
>>565364076I play Blue Archive so I press the blue button and then swap the colors for the next person.
The suicidals will pick blue for a chance at death.By making more than 50% blue pressed you can force them to endure another day of agony.
>>565365278>>565365152these are evil posters whose main (and only) moral compass revolves around their own their own survivalevil evil people.Do not engage.
>>565365607if you think the endless hordes of shitskins would press blue you are sorely mistakenthe "dilemma" only exists in the mind of the midwit, just a little bit smarter than your average wild animal but not smart enough to understand the correct answer
>>565364076double it and give it to the next person
Studentwife
>>565365018Sure, but it's the exact same beats every time.
>>565365375Then I'll tell you what I'm too shy to type there: You forgot Yukino. She's definitely coming with Kaya.
coom in doomrope in hope
>>565365974Shitskins wouldn't understand the question and would press a random button, so half would die.
>>565366009>StudentwifeWhy do you guys have to make everything weird? You can't just say "wife", you have to make it cringe.
stop abusing the spoiler feature to hide sexy hinas
>>565364913But would he crybully his students into doing the same thing?Based on my personal observation, most people who claim they'd pick blue also believe you are morally obligated to do so and will not shut up about this fact. Despite this, they are not currently in North Korea or Eritrea, attempting to free political prisoners in those countries, even though a critical mass of political opposition would in fact force autocratic governments to grant concessions. Thus, it is provably false that they would actually pick blue, and are only claiming they would in order to appear virtuous.>>565365902By your own standards, you are also ethically evil, unless you are currently a firefighter, a political dissident in some autocratic regime, or some other figure who is willingly risking their life to deal with the numerous real-world equivalents to the blue button scenario that currently exist.
>>565366165MY WIFE IS A MINOR OF UNDER SEXUAL AGE
>>565366115some blue presser retard would explain it to them out of pathological good will
>>565366165I call them concubines
>>565366165All girlwives in this game are students.
>>565366165Daughterwife*
>>565364076Red. Call me selfish but I'm not going to gamble with my life.
>>565366014Yukino will come next year during the Fox rerun
>phase 1 can be cleared without Yakumo>no BEimi or BRio used>not even DMichiru used>several red tanks and damage options like Shunny Izuna, Wakamo, BKarin unusednot even that bad
>>565365974Who said anything about shitskins? The IQ will go up as a consequence of suicidal empaths doing exactly what they do.
I don't know why the japanese are so obsessed with Alice in Wonderlandthe book fucking sucks massive amount of dick
>>565366165To make it clear I don't fuck with Beatrice
>>565365698>if you could guarantee everyone could liveYou don't guarantee it though. You have to risk death to make an utterly negligible contribution to that goal.
>>565366010>wanting your students to suffer for your entertainmentbad sensei
>run hards>0 Aru>0 Nerusadge
>>565366278A devious Red presser could just trick them into going Blue
>>565366402There's a blonde loli in it.
>>565366343/bag/gots will say that BA is very cheap and forgiven and then they post things like this
>Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era releases>thread slows to a crawlsurely they'll come back right guys?
>>565366402it's lolicoded
>>565366551>waahhhh why can't I be in the top 1% of players as a F2P who has been playing under 2 years!
>>565366262No. Sensei would not make the choice for another or shame someone else's choice, that wouldn't be sensei-like. He would choose blue simply because there's at least 1 child somewhere that will pick blue and that's enough of a reason.
>weighing the value of your own life on a moral scale defined by someone elseif you do this you failed as a lifeform, not even as a human
I NEED A FUCKING RAID TO DO RIGHT NOW I CAN'T HANDLE NOT DOING ANYTHING ANY LONGER
>>565366165studentdaughteronaholewife
>>565366402>Protagonist is a cute blonde loliWhat else do you need?
>>565366402Because it has a cute Aryan girl in it.
>>565366782sex
little slut
What's the most valuable thing to get from Folding fans currency shop?
>>565366862
>>565366909the gifts
>>565364076I press red and I hope blue loses too so all these fucking illogical dummies die
studentfloofwives
>>565366762Red Set is up and is now super fucking easy thanks to the Magical Girls
>>565366601>Early accessNah I'll wait.I'm already playing a different unccore game.
>>565366909Michiru furniture to summon Erotic Tanuki wife to cafe every day!
>>565366601I read the system requirements and refused to buy it. I could run it just fine but there's no reason for something that looks like that to be so demanding. I refuse to support Nvidia's hardware inflation conspiracy.
>>565366551torment looked exactly like that when it was introduced
>>565366958>Don't have any bond membersIs itIS IT?!
>>565366497Goodness isn't built on the actions of a single man. It's about many people being willing to trust and help each other. One person being willing to make sacrifices to help others is a martyr. Hundreds of thousands of people willing to do so create a society.
>>565366529Less about suffering and more about wanting an actual antagonist that doesn't end up bwehing and becoming a cock slut for Sensei after their arc is over. Mika was an incredible success but them trying to copy that over and over again just dillutes it. Now we have 10 flavors of Mika antagonists running around and it's all I expect of any antagonist that isn't a member of Gematria or a robot.
>>565366782holy cute
Don't forget to claim your TEN CAKES today.
>>565366862Imagine teasing her with that book..>>565367069All of them fell off the meta other than Yoshi as the main damage dealer, just borrow her
>>565364076HifumiBlue
>>565367137Izumi ate all of these in one sitting
>>565366262Kivotos is not real life. In Kivotos you would press blue. That's assuming Kaiser robots don't get to vote of course.
>>565366782no stripes? damn, what boring panties
>>565367137already claimed and converted into giftboxes
>>565367137
>>565367137whats this?
>>565367328https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/04/runaway
>>565367312>in Japan this is a joke
>>565366601i don't play games on release anymore and only buy when they are at most $20
Another phase 2 comp, much cheaper
>>565367328>he is missing out on the web event>this means he probably missed out on previous events and couponsBricked
>>565367408She ain’t joking
>>565366402It's an isekai slop
>>565367084Every time someone tries to bullshit me with this I just look them dead in the eye and say "if I vote I'm voting republican" and they fuck offWorld's best lifehack
Mika is the sexiest student ever
DamnDidn't know that talents had an antiretard filter
>>565365174like what?
>>565367583uhh have you seen Kokona?
>>565367312>>565367545Why does she have permanent rapist eyes
>>565367597Can /bag/ guess whose student that is based only in the mood and armor?No checking the wiki you fags
>>565364076redno, i won't sacrifice myself for the idiots who willingly jumped into the woodchipperthis is just an exercise in checking if one has suicidal empathy
Pikaman did nothing wrong.
>>565367716Embodiment of lust
>>565367408In the US it's merely a statement of intent.
>>565367756bro you can literally see her halo on the pic
>>565367716Because she has a hunger food cannot satisfy
>>565367756D/A/SS+ mood narrows it down to fes students, red armor to Mika. The artifact used also easily give it away.
>>565367716Sensei is an easy target
>>565367597kek i found that out just before resetshouldn't even give the option if it doesn't do anythingit's like the lesson exp button - just don't show the damn exp if it's full
>>565367756>whose student
>>565367578>I willingly want people poop in my mouth because other people have to smell itKeep your fetish to yourself.
>>565367716She isn't just a glutton for food.
>>565368067I wanna max my studentwife
>>565368067the devs are still on windows xp, please understand
>>565368067I know I'm in the minority on this but I like seeing the full xp line that says maxit tickles my brain good
>>565368164do you constantly think about scat?
>>565367097Kaya at least never bweh'd and doesn't act like a cock slut or even remorseful at all. In fact she just says she's gonna do another coup lmao though obviously while in jail she's not really a threat. Also she's a fucking retard so no one takes her seriously.But yeah I think the problem is that having student antagonists is harder cause people will get mad that there's a student that doesn't want to fuck Sensei, especially here. Plus if you deviate from Volume 3's message in the slightest people get really assmad. It's a whole mess, I don't envy the writers.
>>565368285no I'm not German
>>565367716sensei agrees to spend the night in a hotel with her in her alt momos btw
>>565367648nah, I'm a hag chad
>>565368201>10/10 - > max>9/10 -> not max>9/9 -> maxanon, if she doesn't have the option, you would still be able to reach max as the state just includes one less condition
the real Alice originally had dark hairdark haired Alice is canon
It's Aris.
When I was just starting playing Akari was one of the students I liked the most, partly because she was clearing all the missions for me kekShame she's part of the worst club in the game tho
Arisu*
>>565368164nah I just don't want some retard preaching at me and that always triggers them enough to stop itlike it just did
I'm gonna Arisu.
Vagina Vitamins
>>565368471Mika isn't a hag...
>>565363480Momoka with Aoi pre-fes and Kaya with Rin fes.
Can we have a SeiaThread?
My iMari keeps dying on Set when there's ~1:30 left. How do I stop that?
>>565368769Is Momoka even popular enough to be fes?
>>565366958you reach the stage you can't beat and it's over on your Set journey
>>565368865heal or shield her
>>565368471kokona is hag-coded desu
>>565368973The only other healer is mReisa and she can't keep up with healing her
>>565369104add kaede
Baking a Seia bread in 5 minutes if no one bakes a new one. You had enough time to make your birthday thread
>>565368651If your rebuttal is to be a reckless coon about it out of spite, the only sane response is to not engage in an unproductive subject any further.Why the fuck would anyone waste their breath on someone who had just made it clear that they dont want to be spoken to?Could've just saved them an hour of time by just lying and claiming you cant vote ever on account of being a felon. No amount of persuasion can make a difference to someone that is impotent.
>>565366402Gay ass gook ako nigga post
>>565369201She's a 4* lvl1 with 1111 skills and no gear tho...
>>565369267>>565369267>>565369267
>>565369271then wait for tyuuka and roll her
>>565369248tl;dr
>>565369479Just lie and say you legally cant vote so they never bring it up again.
>>565368865use Kokona instead, yes Kokona is useful in some meta because she is better for red set
After thinking about the button hypothetical some more after my initial gut reaction (pressing blue) I don't think people that want to kill themselves or the stupid should die. I don't think anyone should die.which is why I will continue to press the blue button.
>>565364076Well it's not a red archive, is it?
>>565365394Reasons I've seen includes small children who don't understand the difference, maybe they don't want their mommy to die, parents who don't want their "stupid kids" to die, colorblind people though if this was accessible the buttons would be labelled... Whether you give a fuck those kids die is whatever but also shows you don't care about those kids. (Not like I care much about the kids but reasons they deserve to die do not include "because some weird asshole with Thanos power decided anyone who pressed the wrong button should die". Mildly-funny-but-not-really if he pulls a switcheroo and decides all the red pressers should die instead.)Keep in mind blue simply needs 51% or more. Since we held a blue-winning poll before, society should remember it was already majority in meme form and try to avoid a mass freakout switching to red.Yes, when I first saw this seemingly simplified "trolley problem" it was funny because "well if everyone chose red literally no-one has to die". At the same time, there's a non-zero chance someone picks blue (anywhere from 1% to 49%), so someone has to die for sure if red wins. Thus, any red presser contributes to potential death even if they insist their vote wouldn't have changed anything when it's far from 50%. If blue wins, no-one dies. Some individuals will refuse to see value in blue and insist blue is like sticking your neck in a noose and complaining that no one should be hanged. However, should 51% go blue, no-one dies even though 49%, a huge part of the population, went red.
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