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last number decides how many rolls, if 0 I do a ten pull and roll another post
100 PULLSI GOT NOTHINGBROSAM I NOT GONNA GET A COPY OF MR. CB RIGHT
I wish there were more romantic Tosen Jordan X Trainer art.
200 pulls got me3 CBs (sparked to 4)1 Shakur Wit1 Grass guts1 Wit Seiun1 Wit Sirius1 Speed Rob Roy1 Wit Curren1 Power VodkaDecent enough
>>565378664My rolls were absolutely soul crushing until about 120 when two buses- err, CBs came at once
>>565378621holy fuck what the fuck are you even saving for? just roll
Well getting to 3LB in 200 pulls is good enough
>>565378552she looks like she has massive areolas
>>565378621welp
>>565378693
Fujin or Palmer?
2LB CB in 200 pullsDo I keep gambling?
Thank you Mr. Propaganda
>>565378664Don't worry, all you need is 1LB
What if I use CB wit AND Ayabe power?
someone give me a sloptuber link that explains a pulling schedule
>>565378552Looking for 2 members>1 can be added now>1 to be added after club rewardsAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million monthly quota (will revert to 6 million on starting July)>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>565378938Then you're bad at the game
>>565378896>>565378892Every time I see people roll it throws me off that they don't show the diamonds.
>>565378693I got 2 CBs and 1 (ONE) Guts Ines Fujin in 200 pulls. Nothing else.
sooooo which A+ is recruiting next month?I think it's time to move out
>>565378938Then you're good at the game
>>565378840I didn't listen, I love Natie and will happily whale to get her to 5 stars.
>>565378965bro nobody is joining
Easiest skip banner
>[5月先バレ] ※カッコ内は期待度>パマヘリWフェラ(95%)>アルダンNTR(95%)>純愛系の単発イラストパック(80%)>ベルちゃんボテ腹NTR(40%)>ミラ子エロ〇キNTR(40%)>アヤベさん首絞めックス(40%)>AVデビューするタルマエ(20%)My prayers have been answered and Kumiyabe will post some Ardan
>>565378862Curren
>>565378862Both.
>room with double oonige rabbit>the niges all get top 3Pretty cool
>>565378761Let it go, miss. No one's watching
My oshi is an end closer and most of my favourite horsies are also end closers.So yes, I pulled.
>>565378965I'm tempted to join a higher rank club. Mines sitting at B+, I'm not quite ready to leave these lads yet. They took me in when I was brand new.
How would the new End closer deck look like now with CB wit?
fuck this gay ass game
>>565379134why the heartsare you a faggot
>>565377907haha...
neat I guess
>>565378986Best you're getting is A
>>565379234That's Bamboo Memory (real)
damage report /uma/?
>>565379229Coping with shitty 15 RB cards unless you have MLB wit Nature who has a useless gold for endkeks
You can do it.
>>565379229Mine looks like this currently>>565379326Did 200, have 22k carats left. And no, they're not going to Tachyon/Light Hello, they're going to Sweepy
>>565378965>Anyone else wants to join?I've told you a million times it's "Does anyone else want to join?" or "Is there anyone else that wants to join?" ESL-danchou-kun. Better yet use "Anyone want to join?" Goddamit man.
How good is the maruzensky SSR card? Is it worth skipping mr cb for it?
>>565379234(me)NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>565379326200 pulls (22 were tickets). Got 2 tickets back and 150 carats back. Should I keep going?>>565378892
>>565379326MLB in 180 pulls.b4 you tell me to explode I sparked Ines
so how's ines's story
>>565379419If you're playing fronts, yes. If you're playing ends, pull CB. If you're playing neither, skip both.
>>565379326200 pulls
ANUS HOOJIN
I'm nyot falling for it this time!!!
oh yeah, this is the run
>>565379523If you're sparking Ines and going for MLB on a niche banner, you're a whale, so explode.
>>565378892you can wait for her rerun if you have no MLB Creek
>>565379387Thanks
>>565379229>FM>CB>NTR>KitaSlot in Marvelous or Nishino and your 5th card can be anything you want.
>>565379419If you are gonna heavily play as frontfag then yes. If you only have 1 good speed card maybe worth it too.
stop pulling for CB, she's only for endchuds
>>565379438(still me)yeah no I'd done for the day
let me borrow cb
You have to be fucking kidding me it's the first time this happens to me, what are the fucking chances this motherfucker changed his borrow uma within like 30 seconds of me choosing it? NGHHHHHRHGHRHHH
>>565378761
>>565379654Yes and?
Wonderful, ass.
>>565379709I have never seen this happen kek
>pulling for mr. cheeseburger, the most borrow-bait card of all timedid you dim-bulbs also pull for sirius wit?
>>5653793260 pullsdon't care about end closers enough and even if I decide to run one someday I'll just borrow mr cbmy trannyon/light hello stash grows.
>>565379790Bwo your NTR borrow?
>>565379771T-thanks
Oh okay, that works too
>went back in for a little more >even more MLB dupesugh
>>565379881honeypot card, kitasan + windy will carry me through MANT
>>565379881>he skipped the NTR banner
>>565379964
I'll just hodl for the creek rerun ends dont get shit for a year anyway
>>565379887>CB at 171EPIC
>>565379881
>>565379326Went 100 pulls without a single 3 star but got ines right after that
>>565380060Sexo
>>565379709>returning to title screenThat's the cherry on top, kek.
Teh Dahby
I love Rice
pitied twice and only got the pity Mr. CBs, absolute dogshit luck.
So what Card do you run then if you want to run Mr. CB(The Uma)
ines fujin's story mode is kinda cute, maybe I'll get spooked by her some dayher racewear is HELLA ugly though. this alt is kinda cute.
>>565379590Damn that's a good looking inspiration. Little bit mad at it. Good for you.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565380207
>>565379326Had to pity it but got a bunch of other SSRs along the way.
>>565379590Damn. Post end result of the run please. Godspeed.
climaxing in her mantblazer
>>565379595Do I REALLY need Creek? I'm going to pull for Light Hello and have NTR and Kita. If the umas I want already have a gold heal I can just slot in Bright SSR as a cope card, right?
>>565379326200 and have her at 1LBMight throw another 200 later on
>>565380489I'm not going to stop you.
>>565380489nyo
>>565380208>her racewear is HELLA ugly thoughWhy are you so fucking gay?
>>565380640I just really love juicy cocks, okay? Not like I chose to be this way.
I used 4 scout tickets and didn't get MLB CBit's over...
>>565380489I like not being in copium mode for 2000m+ CMs
>Rednu pulled 400 times and didn't get CB yet
>>565380489You only want creek if it’s longslop cm. 3200m+
Has anyone here won plat with 45RB? Can you post your ace?
>>565380781Didnt he claim he's only whaling for umas and now he's whaling for a meme card? Fucking lying Americans I swear
HOLY HECKARINO!!!!!!200 CLOVERS AND I GET ONE (1) SCOUT TICKET?!?!?!A SINGLE 1* MEJIRO RYAN???? FOR ME???? CYGENEROUS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!!
>>565380060I did this
>>565380781yes but he's writing the pull costs off on his taxes as a business expense, it doesn't matter if he pulls forever, it means nothing.
>>565380895I dunno about that but he only pulled 200 times and got 2LB
>>565380383i'll post it later, gotta finish up work first
>ultra golshi modeWHAT THE FUCKEVEN OGURI IS STRUGGLING
>>565381103Why not run frontrunners?
>>565379326400 pullsspooks:ayabetama stamticket stamchiyonakayamaturbosunday gutsflower witrudolf
>>565378774My rolling plan (banners I am ready to spark) isLight Hello and Tachyon -> Halloween Digitan -> Machan -> Wonder Acute -> Mr. CB and Ramonu Wit -> Thre Godessses -> NeoUni -> Pasa Speed -> Ramonu -> Orfe Guts -> Transcend -> Pokke -> Dream Journey -> Nishino Power -> Calstone -> Gentildonna -> SIL speed -> Cesario -> Durandal -> Shakur Stamina -> Rudolf Wit -> Orfe -> Almond Eye Speed -> Loves Only You -> Chrono Genesis -> Tama Power -> Duramente Stamina -> Stil In Love + Stego Guts -> don't knowMind you, this is a worst-case scenario plan. If I am not fucked over, I will be rolling on more banners, but I'd rather prepare for the worst
>>565381103Just go front
mister C B can't be that good
>>565379326Bitch almost drained my balls in 130.
>>565379657But that's Chiyono, not Yaeno.
>>565381130>>565381172>go front in the mode that forces gigalate start and low accel
Now I can get TWO hint levels for Daring Strike!
>>565381103ultra golshi mode is actually URA golshi run
>>565380781should be illegal. honestly this whole genre should be cast into hell. gacha is truly insidious and vile. I could see if it was retaliation against the whites and chinese WWII but they released it on their own population which is honestly just fucked beyond all reproach.
Digitan LOVE
what now.. I have one crystal, almost two
>>565379758much better, now these are my mommy's milkers
>>565381219>>565378851
can you believe how hyped people were about this cardare people even bothering with guts decks still
>>565381137If you ever plan on running late Uma I suggest you get Aruvu in the same banner as Stego.
okay lets try this
MARU YOU HAG WHY ARE YOUR AFFINITIES SO SHIT
>>565381502guts decks are only good for TT high rolls
>>565381134Goodbye Taabo... I guess I forgot to cleat the first spare copy from a while back.
Card pullers are a little insane I thinkSo much investment for something that MIGHT make your run better, when all comes down to the run RNG anyways
>>565379654But I'm a Tamamo main (until CB).
>>565381502yes actually, guts deck are good(if you high roll) for everything but longs
>>565381518I only run my Kami Oshi who is a late
I can finally ditch >Air Shakur
>>565380975thats not how tax writeoffs work nonny...
>>565381575literally not a single horse from her generation is in uma
>>565381678didnt notice a single guts build last cm
>>565381536Your stamina?
Cute Journey
>>565381725Well Aruvu's card is for late/mid distance and it's a very good card, that also grants Skill Points 2 at MLB.
>>565381614How could you do this.
Initial guts!??! Holy shit that's so broken
>>565381898cyGENEROUS
>>565381575at least she's decent with bourbon because robots and cars are both machines or somethingcacao is good for activating dolphin
>>565381219Its the only witcard for ends thats paired with Fine/Ramonu until the 2nd Taishin wit that showed up 2 years later in JPYou can use it with Maya Tama Goldship Taishin Rudolf you know
im a frontfag but lack both fm and nn but have agnes and marvelous sr wit mlb, should i roll or keep suffering until smaru/fm
>>565381890I said spare copies for a reason...
>>565381898Now your account is ready to do the patented WITGOD guts build
>Cute Journey
>>565379472>>565378892>"I sparked and got the card beyond 1LB, should I keep gambling"Fuck no, don't be a retard.If you want to make it better and have paid carats then wait for the rerun cause at least if you max it during that then you'll spark Creek.>"but what if I have X Y Z maxed"Half the general is going to kill you
>>565381827I have the sparks
admiring admire groove's groove (umanko)
>>565382001when do fronts get a good dedicated wit card anyways?
>>565382001if you're a frontfag you're supposed to lack themyou have like three banners in a row you need to MLB at the end of the year
fine motion card is overrated as hell ngl
so what's the meta for next cm or can I just take the same xoguri for the next 7 cm
>>565382170If she were doing that to me, it would be because I deserved it.
>>565382163I probably will>not pictured: MLB Ayabe
Maru Speed is in less than a month???
>>565382219
COLD PERIOD DO NOT PULL
>>565382290she makes runs comfy and consistent
>>565382527>consistentlol
>>565382398I can't fucking wait to 0LB at 170 pulls again. I've never got a SSR early.
HOT PERIOD PULL
>>565382527>consistent
>>565382367
>>565382360take redshift, drop speed star, and you'll have a good oguri
>>565382592TRUE
They should make all SSR cards agemasen to really make players suffer, also decrease the chance of distance sparks hitting by 90%. More runs = more money
what does the dot says
Oshi gaming really is the way. I got so burned out making meta horsies for every CM and was really not enjoying the game. I'm doing a run with my favourite horse instead. She's not meta for this CM but my heart is full.
>>565382527>comfylol
>>565382697holy buhi
>>565382398Doesn't that mean Summer Goldship soon? I'd pull for that before any card.
>>565381403help
>>565381063Fronts are not looking too hot in the dahby. Witjap said if you are frontie you want to rabbit with Suzuka, but I'm skeptic about this as I have seen a LOT of times Suzuka basically helping the enemy too. You really really don't want to boost the enemy Xoguri. Single front only works in seal clubbing hours in CM.Anyone who is not retarded will fuck over you, especially with dominators.Also triple front is meh... You want your fronts to support each other, not to sabotage each other. Everyone including their grandmother will make a late surger and end closer next CM, with a debuffer. The last leg is the most dangerous as its long and dueling will most likely happen. I'm thinking its not a bad idea to overstam a little for us frontiefags and sacrifice wit for the next CM, but I can be wrong.
>>565382527>35 priority>can agemasen her gold
>>565382170Jani, I will behave.
>>565382713Dude I did a run yesterday, and this is post patch where they're supposed to have buffed the rates in which your support cards finish, where 4/5 of my support cards didn't finish. Why would you want to make it worse?
>>565382794she only needs lb1 to be really good
>>565382663Sayounara, oyasumi
>>565382774Summer goldship is predicted around june 22nd
>>565382741If cock hard then balls sag
>>565382759
If I put my 2LB CB up as a borrow, would my friend list use it? I have 1k friends because of my parent
>>565382874so should I use my crystal on her now then?
>>565382959I don't know
>>565382973This is wrong. This is all wrong. I don't want to be her husband, I want to be her child.
evens I recycle my Aries teamodds I recycle a Unity team in open0 I build an actual oshi team9 I build a slop team
My problem with pulling CB wit now is that i cant use that card if I pull on her in November.
crazy how hard CB witmogs every other wit card other than FM just at 1LB
>>565383149You will be both and you'll like it.
>>565382973I want to be her sonhusband
>>565383221Not even true
>>565383149Don't worry according to this thread it doesn't mean anything because she calls you mommy if you have female trainer turned on and the girls are all straight
>>565382871Because I'm evil and work for Cygames. We should also charge players money to elimate RNG and make it monthly instead of permanent so we have a consistent income stream from whales.
is it possible to run urara in MANT without 18* turf sparks? I got spooked by her alt
>>565383329>. We should also charge players money to elimate RNG and make it monthly instead of permanent sNo you see, this is how I know you don't actually work for Cygames. Especially with how the inherit reroll works and the RNG can still be pure shit.
>>565383341not until they add the NAR dirt races
>>565381502Now that CB Wit is out, you can actually use her for end closers. Give it a shot. It needs a bit more prep than other styles but it works pretty well. Since you don't have as many worthwhile gold skills you instead want a lineage with more min maxed unique inherits. Instead of curvature you're getting divine might and shadow break, buying double circles, etc.Mr CBFine MotionAyabe SR (speed and power bonus)Yeppers SSR (corner connoisseur is unfortunately like the best gold skill on a guts card)Urara SSR (wit bonus)Sirius kwaboli SR (speed bonus)You can actually get pretty respectable speed non-rainbows, strong enough to warrant megaphoning and ankletting them. Guts training starts at 3-speed 3 power 6 guts and scales to 5 5 10. With all the speed bonus cards in your deck, you can actually get like 80% speed versus guts return on guts training when everything is stacking together. It is very easy to cap speed guts and wits, and then you just have to chip in power and stem at the end.
>>565383287it's true tho, only SR tachyon can compete but it has awful skills and events
>>565382973>>565383149You vill googoo babiesAnd you vill enjoy it
>>565382767you can do this in 200 pulls if you're seeded
>>565383149you will be whatever she wants you to be
>>565382959Probably not. Everyone is a metafag nowadays and will be running pace (xog). Anyone borrowing her will look for a mlb one.
>watching Ines Fujin's story>it starts with a trainer and his trainee breaking upT-that was possible? It hits hard being reminded that only one can win in the end
>>565383431I didn't say it would actually work :^)
>>565383489Perfection.
>>565383481uhm ackshually, it is 3rd best after natie wit
>>565383491>if you're seededI have to get cummed in? By who?...Anyways, no thanks
>>565383580>used goods
I will still love Stego even if they buffed her chest slightly for some reason.
>Tachyon's dad was a torenaOh no no no no...
what a strange final shop
>>565383721The umaganda is real. They don't want you to know this but it all ties back to E
>>565383691It's a random uma, not FujinFujin's workplace has men though if that's a deal breaker for you
>>565383721>washe still is, most likely your senpai
>>565383721FUCKYOURTRAINEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>565383721Yeah but her dad's a fucking asshole. So is her mom. So is her older brother.
>>565383580If you are not the destined one for that uma then you are fucked and will break up with her at some point
>>565383881No wonder she's such an unlikeable cunt
>>565383580Air Groove, Suzuka, Bourbon, Gold City...I'm probably forgetting some.
>>565383856Haha I'm fucking your daughter senpai
>>565383721>>565383881Where is this lore from?
>>565383603wit neicha is overrated, that 15 RB is not enough to put her in a high place
moving pasta beyond
>>565384205New support card on JP.
>>565384172>She is your problem now lolnow what>>565384205new card on JP
I just realized I don't know what the Unity/MANT-specific race BGMs sound like at all.
Post yuri
>>565384205>>565384240>JP lorenot canon or relevant here thanfuck off back to umajp NOW
I-I kinda want to use my crystal...
do pacers even have goot wit cards besides finemo
>>565383721I can’t think of anything more cucked than having an uma daughter honestly
>>565384273At least I don't have to worry about money...
Clubmates getting fucked over Mr CB banner makes me anxious about 400 pulls being enough for MLB Tachy.
>>565384452now or laterno one has good cards noweveryone has good cards later
>>565384452don't worry, we are entering the pace chaser century of dominance once GL hits
>>565384498This is always the case for bait banners
>>565379326200 pulls and no CB. Is the she usable at LB0 or do I absolutely need at least LB1?
I kinda want to pull but I fear that Sweepy ends up being as hard to get as Nishino...
>>565384498this is a bait banner
Have a little of self-control you fuckers, especially if you can't afford to buy carats
who invited yaeno muteki to the fan fest
>>565384756anyone who hasn't planned all their pulls for the next 2.5 years is unironically asking to brick themselves
>>565384498>there are people nuking their carats before Tachy/light hello
Why are people going crazy over this card?
>>565384953It's a meta card for end closers, if you don't run ends then there's no reason to care. If you do run ends a lot then it's a must have.
MLBed at 322 pulls
you're not Teio...give me SR Teio
>>565384756Honestly we are in a fortunate position since we know everything coming, what is good, and it’s longevity.
>>565384904flash frau
>>565384953best wit card after Fine Motion at only 1 ext copy, also ends are the most dominant style until speed Tachyon makes pace the master race style
yes fucktards. roll ROLL for a card will never use.hahhahahAHAHHAfuture CMs will be MINE
>>565384498You roll until the 1st pity and hopefully get the 1+LB scenario card, retard. Nobody is rolling 400+ times on that banner except whales
>>565384784Just make sure everyone ignores her and she'll go away eventually.
30k carats for 1LB cock and ball, could be worse but now i can safely save for Air Shakur
Weewoo
How good is Mr CB wit for someone without any SSR wits but doesnt run end closers?
I did not complete these missions.
>>565385265just wait for ramonu wit
>>565385265>but doesnt run end closers?skip
Why are there so many CB rollers
>>565385265Save for tachyon, ramonu and pasa. that's it.
>>565385095eheveryone should be putting 400 rolls minimum on any banner they're doing any rolls onyou're not a caratlet, are youyou didn't blow all your carats on useless banners, did you
>>565385265Only worth as an additional wit card. Ideally you would have pulled for FineMotion or NiceNature. You wait for Ramonu
>>565385523Finemo wouldn't act bratty like this.
>>565385478I wonder.
>>565384432I get a completion mindset, but at the same time, that crystal would only give marginal increase in friendship+mood bonus and 1 more wit recovery. Don't fall that hard into the propaganda, bwo.
>>565385265it's a decent stat stick and to grow your account you need to start upgrading from SRs eventually. it just depends on if you're fine slumming it for even longer for the theoretically "most optimal" cards. if you already have decent speed cards like kita and have spare carats, then cb is a good pick up.
>>565385523I MLB'd FineMo and Kawakami Princess before the spark albeit. Have you considered getting better luck?
>>565385523Yes, I wasted my carats on the shitty FineMo uma banner. Worst mistake I ever made.
fine motion's fine motions on my penis
>first spook is bamboo memoryeh bad omen never mind
"I don't like end closers" niggas will lose 1 singular match against golshi with Daring Strike and will instantly go build their own
is mister cock & balls really that good
>>565385378>>565385482Is Ramonu the one that's supposed to outclassed fm when it drops? Planning the budget with 109k rn, i know theres an overload of good cards after MANT
>>565385559
Okdo NOT do ultra golshi in unityRiko's chuds RAPED me
>>565385783>golshi with Daring Strike
>>565385661this is fine as long as you were prepared to put 400 rolls ingokurosama
>>565385867Just do URA with Goldshit, I got it first try that way
Oh for fuck's sake I just realized half way into my run that I borrowed a fucking level 30
Nobody rolled for Ines Fujin
With my new CB, I'll be ready for Inari when she comes out.
>>565385783it doesnt work for golshi tho
>>565385867Literally the worst possible scenario to do that mode in. Why did you do it?
I'll just borrow Mr CB if I even want to build an endie in the first place
>>565385783>daring strike gold ship
>>565385974AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>565384452We'll see if were still playing by 2028/2029
>>565385838She powercreeps FM in wit output, I personally won't be pulling her because I pulled for FM
>>565386002I thought the extra stats would make it easy...
>>565385962I did, 1 ticketdidn't get her tho, oh well
>already made this gold ship using ayabeDo I retry using CB?
>>565385974Inari is a great tits with amazing tits and tits tits paizuri.
>it's a Med S run>NTR agemasens>it's a Med S run>Bijin agemasens>it's a non-Med S run>NTR and Bijin finish their chains before third yearThis game is ASS.
>>565386093do people really pick a style and plan like this? should i be doing this?
ez
>>565386195if you don't want to have fun and lose every CM yes
>>565385886My dream is to do retarded builds and hope it beats someone in a CM lobby that it makes someone believe they need an uma with a nonsense ability they've never seen. I can't spare skill points to throw in Tactical Tweak yet, but the ambition is there.
Huh, using Yukino Bijin and Mr. CB at LB1 isn’t that bad as long as you get lucky at the summer trainings. Still getting single circle just because of Maruzensky means I’m gonna have a long way ahead of me That said, is it fine if I skip the mile races entirely for other end closers?
>>565378552Got this Mr. CB. gal in 20 pulls, what does she do?
>>565386137The easiest mode to do it in is MANT bwo. Just don't spam races and pretend you're playing URA
MYSTERY FORTUNE RITUAL!
>>565386192go again bwo
pull plan as a front mainmaru finemo rerun might be switched up for machan insteadanything else i should consider?
>>565386195You choose one main style and one sub style, 60% of your carats will go to your main style and 40% to your sub. At least to my understanding that's how it works, or so I've heard.
>>565385946>>565385867what do you get for completing ultra golshi mode
odds I pull a 10 for fujin, evens I only do dailies
So how accurate was this
>>565386169>sperm course menace>masterful gambit>stamlet>no midrace>1200 power (power does nothing over 900)my cm1 goldship would beat this uma.
>>565386093Still is a Late cuck uma tho
>>565386413a title
>Pull plan Stupid piece of shit
>>565386128The only way this makes any sense is if you're a pace main and even then it's questionable because there's six months between Ramonu and McQueenUnless you just stick to borrowing her, I guess
>>565386195JP will shit out powercreep faster than F2Ps can keep up with even with foresight. Ill focus on pace chasers for CM and niges for LoH personally
thh on a front?
>>565386268Makes ends good.
>>565386452I just want to experience her unique story where things go red myself and its a 4.5% rate up banner so why the fuck not
>>565386192I just had a perfect med S run get ruined by 0 rainbows from classic summer all the way until after senior summer.
>>565386286>mystery 4chan ritual>doto shows up and tells you your sister is dead
>>565386553yes
>>565386192Which uma is this?
>>565386439It’s still a decent frame of reference
>>565385095speak for yourself
>>565386195Uma is slowly going to get to a point where you get fewer good generalist cards and get into more of a "great card for this X style, kind of okay if used elsewhere" situation. The sooner you keep this in mind, the easier your future will be.
>>565386553thh is good with any style with how cheap it is
>>565386451>>sperm course menaceit's good>>masterful gambiti rage bought it because it ate 3 rival hints>>stamletshe has tokyo green. 764 + 1 gold 1 white is enough>>no midrace>what is daring strike and anchors away>>1200 power (power does nothing over 900)you cant gaslight me
>>565386128plan is as of now to pull at least FM/smaru, tachyon, pasa, and ramonu as I already own all my oshis in the release schedule. Still trying to figure out if sitting now at 109k is overkill and I should try to get good cards/parents/meta umas that are coming out while I wait what do u bois think
Don't roll for the stay gold guts it gets power crept almost immediately but also she's shit
>>565386568Fair enough, I like her a lot too, almost makes me wanna spec into lates instead of Pace
>>565386481Yep, pace main and will be pulling McQueen wit. I'm a carat hoarder so my plan isn't suited for most people I imagine.
>>565386558nice
>>565386656>>565386510>>565386406>you have to pick a trainer subclassok if i think about it that way it seems more fun. hmmm yes... what will i specialize in...
>>565386779i see, thanks for the advice.
>>565386195Some anon posted a JP player having mid 700k free carats by 5th anniversary who never spent a single carat from the start of the game if I remembered it correctly. So you have to really plan things out
I will roll for Stay Gold Guts because I wish to crush her guts with my cock and semen and eventually my children
>>565386779I will be rolling for Aruvu however
its actually quite easy to reach A+ statline in MANTjust dont use your scrolls until the final roundalso a quick tip from me just bring a recovery its better justbring it
How do I stop myself from pulling for useless umas that I will never use?
fine moan power crept 5 milliseconds after being shilled
>>565387007jerk off before opening the game
Dobell-chan
>Mr. CB gives corner recovery during the chain and straightaway spurt as a hintHoly shit this card is amazing despite the lower stat gain
>>565386980I said this
>>565387007ask yourself what a white man would do everytime you feel like pulling
>>565386804Honestly you choose the style you have the most fun with. I am becoming quite the fan of late/end strategy myself…
>>565387048Ok I did that and pulled regardless any other suggestion?
>>565386439The way they handled Throne is so fucking confusing
>>565387007You know you can just youtube their career story
>>565386928>mid 700k free carats by 5th anniversary who never spent a single carat from the start of the gameThe half-decade of humiliation
>>565385095This was true for Riko. But Tahcyon is basically the second perma SPD card for most people so throwing 400 rolls is expected
>>565384452TM Opera O wit is mandatory for long for the gold accel
>>565387039Fine Motion is a stat stickMr. CB is currently the best end closer card
>>565387137Not when you recognize that Cygames' first goal is to be profitableBecause they immediately lied then turned and did the same shit in GL
>>565386268I got her again in the next 10 pull, haha, this gal really likes me for some reason
>>565386928that's.... really low actually
>>565387369Chiyo HATE
>>565387039>>565387296Theyre both pretty good stat sticks and CB caps out at 1LB soit frees up your borrow slot so you can actually experience joy
>>565387134Ok, I'll give you the sugestion that I use.I started playing azur lane, they give out a fuck ton of currency that you can just pull on whatever so that gets my dopamine high and I can control myself for uma musume/fgo.I started something like 2 years ago, pulled on every single banner, and only missed one boat, because I ran out of gold, but not of the premium currency you need to pull and currently have enough to hit pity twice. f2p, kinda, I spent 10 bucks to increase boat capacity
>>565386928>>565387152https://x.com/umamsume
>>565387345>GLGM, missed my keyboard
>>565387345>>565387137Oy vey stop noticing, also please dont bring up the 3 goddesses card
When is the cut off for club fan gains?
>want to run the shortstack trio>each one has a different race styleit was over before it began
>>565387180She's only good for Pace after the scenario ends and by the time Pace becomes meta her card will be powercrept. And she has to be MLB.F2Ps are better off coping with a 1LB Maru since Fronts are still good for a while
At least take a sip before giving it to me!
>>565387458free borrow slut for 2 copies vs 5
>>56538763810 hours 6 minutes left. Keep your Sweepy running.
>>565387498I used to play AL and I got bored after a couple of months so fuck noI tried getting my dopamine high with other gacha but my luck is so abysmall I end up depressed insteadFor example, I spent 200 pulls and never got the new anis on nikke, instead I got dupes of useless girls like fucking Aria and Bay, and I reinstalled mahjong soul because of its latest collab and not only I got the worst pull ever but I've lost all my matches in 3 fucking daysI swear we live in a simulation and my role in it is to study the effects of negative rng on a subject's psyche and I'm about to fucking lose it
>>565386991Why not use scrolls immediately?
>>565387789well at this point in the game you need 2 Wit cards for wit statand CB wit at 1LB is better than any dog ass SR wit card for a variety of reasonsso if you have MLB finemo, 1LB CB, you can like uhh, borrow Toproad or super creek for this CM
is 100k+ current carats enough to roll for all the big cards after MANT or is it too much and I should be spending some on the things currently releasing?
>>565387717That's a lie! It's not a refreshment, it's her piss!Drink it now!
I hate having only 0 LB Creek and with two selector tickets just waiting
>>565387094what a cutie
>>565388016margins are pretty thin so you dont wanna accidentally overcap to S rank because you got like 50 extra points of wit than you were budgetingthat golshi is about 80 points away from S rank, wouldve needed to sacrifice a white skill to stay intact
>>565386332Find another 60 pulls from somewhere so you can guarantee a copy on fine maruzen
Stego cute.Stego cool.Stego hot.Stego everything.
I have to pick between pace/late and pace/end for the rest of my uma days...>why not frontbeing first place 99% of the race only to lose in the last half second is the word feeling ever
>>565388016so you can optimize your final stats without overshooting A+you have fucktons of coins if you flat out don't buy scrolls.
>>565388226
>>5653793262 ten rolls, got fuku to 2lb
>>565388053How many crystals?F2P or paypig?Preferred strategy? If you're a pace fag then everything will be cheaper.How many MLB gacha SSRs do you own?
>>565388130
>>565388231You need to use Fronts for League of Heroes and cat Maya, which you probably will want to use, is a Front uma
>>565388053depends what you plan to roll on
>>565388231Go the ultra gambling route of late/end.
>>565388267you wanna buy scrolls because it just makes it easier to reach your desired statsbut only use the ones you need at the end
>>565381403now you exercise some self control and cut your losses, unless you have tons of carats saved AND really really want her.
>>565388401yes thats whats implied by>you have fucktons of coins if you flat out don't buy scrolls.
should i pull cb and crystal her cunt
>>565387717That's a lie, she had some and wants to bait you into an indirect kissu
>>565388226Play the game you worthless degenerate
>>565388341>Maya, which you probably will want to use, is a Front umaThat's the best thing about Maya, she can be any style I want her to be
>>565384452wit mcqueen
>>565379573what an ugly fucking smile, just like me fr fr
Is there a race schedule that doesn’t rely on Mile races entirely?
final push or playtimes overi can only afford one
>>565388307those boots make me rock hard
Is there any way to know when my account was created?
>>565388637PO, FP is a gamble
>>565388537
>>565388593yes but you have to run more G2/G3s to get the smaller epithets and it's much more gambly
Got an extremely blessed run for Eishin, but I'm worried about her stam. I think she'll survive though?
>>565388593https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585200#hm_106
>>565388554Yes anon, cat Maya, with her 11 Front runner skills, a Front Runner/Pace unique and 1 Pace, Late and End skill can be used in every position. She isn't a Front only uma at all.
>>565388348FM/sexmaru, tachyon, pasa, ramonu plus whatever else would be a no brainer pull around then. I'm just bad at estimating how many carats are in between then and now
>>565388231dont worry you wont be able to main 2 styles past 3rd anni
Last Thread
>>565388698Since she's EC and you've got 4 heals you should be fineTry some test rooms just in case
>>565388648uhhhhhhhhh why
>>565388698if you don't get radiant before late race she might get fucked
>>565380383couldve been betterbut im content with this for my first anus run, and a great grandparent spark setup
>>565388823
So /uma/ did you manage to grab a copy?
>>565388695SCHIZO BLOWNTHE FUCKOUT!>>565388823>Game CB Umas>Run End Uma Race>Pussy Ass Runs
>>565388867i just like that style of boots with the many rows of laces
>>565388593yeah you're only fucked during junior year since there's only 2 races you can run and you lose out on 2 good epithets for skipping filliesyou can make up by running more in classic and senior at the cost of potentially breaking skin
>>565389012of yeppers guts? yea
>>565388823>fucked human hard based
>>565388897>turning aces into legacieshope you don't do this>no angling or redshiftcool glue
>>565380383>>565388897shit forgot to put the rest of the skills
any actual advice on how to get good at team trials? 7 months and i still have triple digit wins, i win at best 1 match-up out of 5 despite my runners having good skills and statsi tried following guides, tried getting as many golds, it just doesn't fucking work
>used my selector on creek>not like I had anything else worth using that selector on but stillfuck my life
>>565389050are you, per chance, "i jerk off to shoes" anon?
>>565389139? that's well above retention which is the whole point of team trialsyou arent actually meant to win
>>565386991and how is this any better than unity one with free nsm?
So is Team Sirius worth something? I've seen people shill it as a good filler card but even when I highroll all its events early I feel like im pulling teeth with this card.Is it a meme or is it like fuku where you have one run that sucks your cock and you spend the rest of your life chasing that high?
7 and i fuck the next female
>>565389209nyo
>>565388780>going medium and long only means a good chance to not raise your ultimate levelsThat’s a lot of horseshit
>>565389359...I shall believe you this time
>>565389012im a newfag, why do you want a copy of CB?
>>565388695Fuji Kisexy
>>565389331It's more to make your runs less painful with all the utility it gives, but only if you get lucky and get the events to proc at the right timeMakes runs comfy, just not very frequently, and not always stronger, but it can get you some good highrolls
>>565389139TT is just scoringif you're able to get a score above retention when going 0-5 you're fine. unless you want to show up at the top of the leaderboard for whatever reason.
>>565389331it's pretty good but the rng on getting a good run with it is trash
>>565388698Bwo is playing the XOguri experience
>>565389139>I want a very high score from gold skills but I also want to win racesnigger, pick one or the otherIf you buy center stage on your fronts for score whoring purposes then you're making them weaker during races.If you're gutsmaxxxing for rating then you have no good skills.If you buy accel inherits (A&S, moving past, shooting for victory, pump) then you don't get as much score but you'll win more races
>>565389429you can always buy the cat food
>Anus Fujin>KinguAny other uma built for lifting their tail and indulging yourself?
>>565389429if you can't get akikawa's friendship high enough, you won't get the best junior year umamusume event, and you'll miss a unique skill level up. this almost never happens when you have access to mile rival races, but you have to make sure to raise akikawa's friendship manually if you don't.
>>565389606Urara
>>565389429A lot of what now
>>565386439the stamina one is wrong but you'll figure it out in 3 years
>>565389097shes won a public room though against a ug bourbon...
>>565389646how dare you call my continent 3rd world>argienvm proceed
>have lb0 creek>Lb2 CB>2 selectors stillI want to build 2 ends this cm but I wonder if using the 2 selectors to use creek lb2 and borrowing pasa for killer tunes may be better than borrowing creek and trying to buy other mid leg skills.I was planning on rolling 200 on CB+creek banner and 200 on maru+fm and use selector on either fm or creek whicher I need more then
>>565389606Biwa HasahiddenassAgnes DigitassBitter GLASSe and GrASS WonderAnd how could we forget El Condor PASSa
Where is the schedule for this month
Post Tachyon Shoejob
So which SSR are you guys saving your crystals for?
>>565389803It's still the 30th dumbass
>joined public rooms 12 hours ago>scored win after win>joined them now>keep jobbingI didn't know there are whale hours for public rooms too
I cannot get a good doto ace run no matter how hard I try
HEY GUYS IM AN INNOCENT CASUAL UMA PLAYER THAT HATES GRINDING AND BEING A TRY HARDFor how much longer is this suffering hell that we call "MANT" going to keep going on for?
Should I?
>>565389646>schizo mentioned and instantly deletedFurther proof the schizo got a janny position
>>565389935Tomorrow
>>565389765>killer tunes>ends
>>565389834Pasa most likely. I have 90k saved for GL.
>>565389646>Instantly deletedHeh the jannoid and the schizo are one and the same
>>565389935Open Grade will be boosted to A+ next CM and you can run Unity, and even Ulala if you try hard enough
>3LB flower power and 3LB vega gutsWwhich one gets the last crystal bros
>>565389557i want consistently good scores, not 600-700k then suddenly 800k+ after 50 matches and using up all my parfaits
>>565389310Unity cup sucks massive donkey dick and if you want NSM you could probably run a 0LB Bijin, your wit stat eats a lot of budget so it starts to lose value after 600-700 depending on your stamina needs
>>565389693>Derby Frontrunner beats non-derby FrontrunnerBourbon's main advantages are being braindead to build and having an unique that does something as long as you have someone else 20m behind you
>>565389646>argentinian thirdieHow do you know he is from Argentina?
>>5653897523rd world refers to countries that were non-aligned during the cold war, including countries such as switzerland and finlandthe proper term is undeveloped
>>565390074
>>565390058Cutefevre
>>56538993570 more days of mantblazer...
>3LB CB, Twin Turbo, Tosen Jordan, and FineMo(cleated)>in only 150 rollsVery nice
>>565389841anon, the knuckle method... dont you remember kindergarten?
>>565389841My computer is saying it's May so you're wrong
>>565390350I never learned this, I just sing the song in my head
>>565390146don't think too much about schizo conspiracies, they tend to hallucinate patterns and facts as if they were cheap LLMs
>>565390146By discarding the countries that have good relations with Japan, I came to the conclusion that he is an argentina negro. Brazil, Paraguay, Uruguay, Chile, all of them love Japan
debuff maya ready
>>565390043It's to get in position for Red shift. It's the same reason why daring strike is so good
>>565390428
>>565390146They're the California of South America, including the proud of being raging homosexuals>>565390350Good thing I don't need to learn that shit anymore thanks to phones
>>565390428Wow
>>565390350You know I recently just learned about this too, and I learned it from my little sister and little brother instead. I thought it was a newly found method or zoomie thing...
>>565390265End my suffering...>>565390072>A+ Open Grade actionFinally! Some hope, at long last!
>>565390428AIIIEEEEE TAZUNA SAVE ME
>>565390350What the fuck does it have to do with it still being the 30th and not the 1st.
>>565390429Retardgwo... it only activates from position 1-5 mid race
>>565389451She's basically one of the best wit statsticks, and for end enjoyers especially she's best in slot for like a year and a half, and she's very good even at low LB.
>>565390146Argentina is the only country in South America that has a jewish president.Do with that info whatever you want.
>>565390428My pov but I did not consent
>>565390427>no tether and hesitant endslmao bricked
>>565390659they release schedules on the last day of the month, retard-kun
How long before A+ open grade gets ruined by tryhard sweats
>>565390524Never forget that any and all zoomie/alpha knowledge is just regurgitated boomer knowledge but with a gay filter >>565390720I was gonna mention Mexico but I forgot they're so up their own ass they're considered North America thanks to being USA's greatest drug mules cheap labor tumour
>>565390819now
Lmao buckaroo said open grade
>>565390872sex with finemo posters
>>565390819We already have anons forcing A+ with MANT instead of just running unity
my new ryan plushie should get here tomorrow or the next dayits a crocheted one
>>565390779Ryanbro....
>>565390819people already did that when it was B. source? I did it, getting easy wins ruining peoples time using nattie
jiggi
>>565390923never
>>565390771bro I knowdirector gives me tether and almost every hesitant skill in every fucking run but chose the specific run not to
>>565390424Didn't know >we hated japan
There’s a 3 turn megaphone in the opening shop. Do you buy and use it right away?
>>565390660Ok sorry, I am retarded. Thanks for giving me the heads up
>>565391048right NOW
>>565390872>>565391048kill yourself avatartranny
My clocks are down to double digits...
>>565390987dont they though...? https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2039161010536518059
>>565378965I’ve been in a d rank club for 4 months I think I’m ready to move up. Add me after rewards.861367871298
Sweep on this month schedule? If not, I sleep.
>>565391073Only if I can use all 3 turns to train
>>565391073Usually yes
>>565391073I usually do that yeppers
>>565390819Anon, we already have calculatorfags trying to hyperoptimize with MANT aces.
>>565390819Can you really call them tryhards and sweats when they can't tough it out in Graded? Getting 1st place open still gets you less shit than 3rd place A finals
>>565391073IF you cant run sprints there's no reason no to
>>565391073if I have 70+ energy I usually use it right away because it's free stats
>>565390424>didn't mention perufuck you
>>565391108If they keep the exact same schedule it will be in 90 minutes
>>565391165This is abuse
should I run 2 power (one being SSR rice) or 1 power and creek?
>>565391091UH OH MELTYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565391245They don't love Japan, they love PERUVIAN MADE ORIGINAL TRADITIONAL ETHNICAL INCAICAN OBJECTS AND CULTURE (actually imported from japan or china)
>>565391325On who? Scalings matter
I've been hibernating because >MANT But running unity with the new A+ cutoff is tempting
>>565391054why do you even run debuffers in mant
Are Taurus frontfags running 2 wit or 3 wit?
>>565391305It's necessary to reach UG rank
>VF, mindbroken after his 2 consecutive CM losses, said on his latest video he's going to take a break soonlmaooooooooooo
Cardigan Stego gave me rampant cute aggression but I don't even know how to describe how Gold Week has made me feel.
>>565391364neck yourself ntrfag
>>565391387doto (20% stam gain)using rice would bring me down to 45 RB though
aah~ I want to tongue Dia's bellybutton
>>565391446Other youtumors were also carrying water for him and talking about what a bad cm cm12 was.
WHORE
>>565391446>quit during MANT on every server he touchedAbsolutely mindbroken.
>>565391203minmaxxer is in the same category as tryhard/sweat
>>565391446I got 2 consecutive losses and then won CM12 right after
>>565391446I swear I saw a video uploaded by him yesterday about CM12 situation or something but I can't find it anymore>>565391598I thought he said his favorite scenario is MANT?
Gaslights you fell for? I pulled for S.Maruzen, won one cm and decided never to train fronts again.
>>565391446rice HERO
>>565391372Maybe 40 years ago. New gens are incredibly obsessed with japan
>>565391658MANT is everyone's favorite scenario until they start playing it
highest quality umamusume pornography
>>565391663at least she's hot...
I dont care how many times you samefag or pretend to be defending him you are not getting me to care about some random youtuber.You fags want a lolcow so bad its embarassing
stop
>Horlicks x Oguri Cap>B; 13>Horlicks x Tamamo Cross>A; 13>Horlicks x Mejiro McQueen>S; 18Oguri...
>>565391658Its easy to say you like MANT versus actually liking MANT. Hour long runs juat to get buckbroken feels terrible no matter how you slice it.
>>565391663was it really a gaslight when Cygames was the one who pulled the rug
CABALLO
Why is everyone saying that Daring Strike doesn't work on Golshi?asking for a friend, haha
>>565391876Waow
>>565391876
>>565391894I kind of want to kiss this Falco
oh fuck janny's hereabort abort
>>565391991Because they are retarded and think it will block her from using her own ult if she paces up too much. What they don't realise is a goldship that doesn't proc ult is probably going to win anyway
>>565391876women look so soft I wish they were real
>>565391446I haven't won a single CM since launch but I can't imagine dropping out of college just to drop tens of thousands of dollars in a png collector just to not win
>>565391946I mean we have anons here that won CM12 with Maruzen, seems like a skill issue desu wa
>>565392064Why aren't you responding to the stegotranny with the same shit
>>565391876instantaneous
>>565392064uh oh tronny melty
>>565391446>put a XOguri kill counter>get very cocky>eaten by a mid XOguri on finals>last CM he was eaten by a weak Bourbon and an S+ Goldshi>during the scenario he was bragging that he excels at itMaybe MANT is alright afterall
ines whojin is kinda cute...
>>565392105Ardan looks extra soft in this set
ines casual clothes is weirdly hot
KITASAN GIVE ME THE 3 HINTS FOR CORNER RECOVERY YOU PITSLUTTT
>>565392152>XOguri kill counterlive by the sword, die by the sword
>bring Inari shit card to a parent run just for a spring runner>get Spring runner from a hint>get Chiyo card event that gives Spring runnerAiee I could've slotted yeppers
>>565392298Focus you say?
>>565392152At the end of the day MANT really was the great equalizer that humbled down these dumb whales.
>>565392138>Wondering why the schizo isn't responding to all the other umamusume reaction images under the porn post except this particular one.You will go insane before you even understand why he is retarded.
>>565391876>>565392221ssssssssssex
meh, 90 rolls for lb1could have been worse
nahhh tf is bro wearing
I’m not going to beg for them.
geez janny-san go clean out a hoyo general or something and leave us alone
ines fujin is simply bvilt for enjo kosai
I'm taking the A+ pill
>>565392152This is an extreme for of Karmic Retribution
>>565392269>>565392141>>565392073>implyingYou can delete your own posts sometimes.
>>565392514take the cyanide pill and kys avatartranny
>>565392152>eaten by a weak Bourbon and an S+ Goldshi>he raced against it again in a custom room>he lost again
*smoochhhhh* i love u bwos
>>565392474How do her animations look like in the alt that does not have a hat?
>>565391446What do you even expect to happen when you base your image on having a 90% CM winrate in a gambling game where anything can happen
>>565392152Imagine losing to a fighting spirit GOURMAND Hoguri
I love golden week
>>565392559i look like this
hes now targeting ANY post with a reaction image
Use pump or redshift on ends next cm along with dober inherit?
>>565392152it's not even a double dom room
>>5653927307 and you stop posting Fuku images
>>565392853yes
Reminder Maruzensky doesnt shave her cooch since that was the style of the 80's
>>565392873He's the only one with a dom rather
I really like Arueshalae from TrannyfinderUmamusume for me?
7 and we jerk off to the uma below
>>565392832
>>565393008Time for her other other OTHER part time job. :)
>>565393024phew
>>565392630the same but without hat
>>565392657This Maya needs a diet
>>565392152>no NSM>no FCM>no speed greens>fighting spirit>gourmand>not even 1200 on any statThis is so incredibly funny.
sexy cute kitaposters owe me sex.
>>565393020>EVERYTHING IS TRANNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEshut up umaJP /v/aggot
>>565393020mindbroken
>>565393170Hit a nerve?
>>565392967I'll need to see some proof
>>565392152>unlosableKEK
>>565392152qrd on this person
>>565393098and 3 recoveries lmao
>>565378986Uma&Co
>>565392967hot
6 and I push meisho doto in front of a bus
>>565393285Fighting spirit is the 4th recoveryr.
>>565389646This dogshit never clicked with me and no, they did not teach me this in kindergarten. I saw this through internet retards firstKindergarten didn't teach me how to tie my shoes right either
>>565393170he's right though? umamusume
>>565393327>6>7
>>565393327>pulls a 7That was a very Doto thing to do
>>565393098I dont care about that nigga or his celebrity crush but its really funny when the lobby explodes and the one who ends up winning is some dogshit 1050 spd debuffer because everything went wrong
u-uoh
>>565393327S... SUMIMASEEEEEN
>>565393471oh yeah
>>565391446why does he take uma so seriously though
>>565391446what a pathetic fucking nigger, if trueCMs I lost:>Taurus (failed, didn't reach B finals - was total newfag tho, didn't know 500 stam Suzuka couldn't win)>Gemini>Cancer>Leo>Virgo>Libra (failed, didn't reach B finals)>Scorpio>Saggitarius>Capricorn>Aquarius>PiscesCMs I won:>AriesTook me 8 months to properly learn the game, acquire decent deck, acquire decent umas, and get good enough luck in ace runs to compete with whales in Group A to barely squeeze out a win, pic related won me Aries by a nose. And this buttersoft bitch is sad RNG fucked him twice despite being a leviathan? Eat. Shit.
>post a random cute Natie>KYS AVATARTRANNY!!!are you ok
>>565393291um....I'm leaving that one......yeah
>>565393020NTR :^)
>>565393067no way she would look retarded!!!
>>565393020
>>565391663Marusexy was only a gaslight because>She's OP untouchable as fuckturned out to be>she's pretty strong but not invincibleLuv me my summer hag, though I think her OG racewear is hotter>inb4 homosex detected
>>565393372Oops replied to the wrong post, meant for >>565390350 :3
TRIPLE CROWN MAKE IT TO SENIOR YEAR WITH ANY CLOCKS LEFT CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY)
>>565378986the mambogeddon promised 3000 years ago is finally coming
>>565393471THAT ARTIST IS NOT LEWDHE IS WHOLESOME AND PG
>>565393372>>565393665lol retard
dirt triple crown hopeful 'Finger' is sleeping well after his Haneda Hai victory
All umas are forced into a tournament bracket where they fight to the death. Who comes out on top?
>>565393554Are they all using those stupid rabis? If so blacklist this club
>>565393020Narita Top Road
>>565393709So is rarurerorerorero
>>565393741They all rape the tournament organizers instead
There was 40 days from the Ines Fujin banner til Sweep banner in JP. With acceleration, there is a chance we get the brat at the end of month in May.
>>565393710
>>565393741Gentildonna, probably. That woman is scary
>first summer>no double rainbows-30 TPI can't do this anymore
>>565393813eaaaaaaaaasy group win
>>565393741taiki since she's released in global currently and she has a fucking gun that she is canonically skilled at using
>>565393653She was indeed strong and almost untouchable until we got that missmatched update though.With secret events and nigger suzuka Maru lost a lot of her power
>>565393831>>565393741you could put Gentildonna on one side and every single other uma together on the other, and Gentil would still have a better than 50% chance of killing ALL OF THEM.
>>565393554Which avatarfag is this
Would you?
>>565393819I can't pull for sweepy, but I do hereby vow to contribute to the cunnyposting that will flood /uma/ when her banner drops
>>565391506keep 50% RB and shift your inherits more towards power, or sacrifice another card for a higher RB alternative to compensate.What's the rest of your deck and what style are you running cocksucker as?
>>565393960thestrongestof them all
why does digitan gets her unique in this raceshe's not even my rival
>>565393709then why did his Laurel drawings drain my balls?
>>565394029kitasan SSRwindy SRryan SR (for nimble)tachyon SRmarvy SR
>>565393874What if she runs out of bullets
>>565393750>Hating rabisTourist
>>565394070and also extremely cute. EXTREMELY cute.
>>565393741doto would just poison every participant before the tournament started
>>565394141I love and respect my rabi but I will not support this degeneracy
Anons who are dating each other here?
>>565393709rape is wholesome
>>565394131You throw the gun at em
>>565394159The cute giant can't be beaten>>565394101 >>565394240That's a you problem. I still call fake news on this lewdness!
:O
>>565394240It's not rape if he cums
>>565394228NTRfag and the schizo started edating on discord after he doxxed him since they're both from third world countries
>>565394196She would never.
>>565394294curren chan?
I regret not rolling for FineMo
>>565394294Congrats on your guts Spe!
>>565394369i believe it
>>565394369I live in Japan tho
>>565394294>>565394414>>565394425Noppers
>>565394415You still have the Maruzensky banner
>>565394131>What if she runs out of bullets>what if an american runs out of ammoNot going to fucking happen, in the game it says she's a quick draw champion which means she's probably AT LEAST professional grade at reloads as well, be it speed strips or quick loaders presuming she's using just the six shot revolver. Go look at videos of Jerry Miculek doing reloads and shooting and then consider that umamusume are vastly faster and more coordinated than a regular human, if Taiki is a champion she must shoot at least as well as Miculek. She would win and it wouldn't even be close.
>>565394503
>>565394496You're still a brown pinoy
>>565394503Congrats! Unless you're a front runner
>>565394503THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>565394503based NSM card
Is ultra golshi mode really that much harder? I've almost unlocked it and would rather not cheese a run for the title. Is it cracked out CBs every race?
I have been forsaken
>>565394503I USED MY SELECTOR FOR THIS AND YOU GOT IT FOR FREE
https://poal.me/1uv5dmhttps://poal.me/1uv5dmhttps://poal.me/1uv5dm
Pace chaser cheer nature was rougher then I thought it would be.
7 and yepppersss
>>565394817yeppers
DO NOT PULL FOR MR. CB. I REPEAT, DO NOT PULL FOR MR. CB. HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT "CB" STANDS FOR, TRAINER? HAVE YOU?IT STANDS FOR CARET BAIT.
>>565394661it's regular golshi mode but you start with perma-gatekept
>>565394685I like this art. It's very cute.
>>565394817
>>565394503just in time for the end of unity welfare NSM for all
>>565394884
Man if they were to put this in the live theater I could get these screenshots in better quality without the text. I'd be so, so happy. Also I sincerely apologize every time Stego gets content my brain just goes into overdrive and my obsession and attractiongrows deeper.
>>565395013thats a little boy you pedophile
>wears a choker in her signature racewear >wears a shirt that's buttoned up all the way to the neck in her alt outfit? ? ?
>>565395013neck yourself
I still have my anniversary selector, and I just randomly pulled a copy of tickezo. Do you ladies reckon I should use the selector to 3lb her?
>>565395013Basedbasedbasedbased
>>565395121In typical for women fashion, this is a way for her to signal that she likes getting choked during sex
>>565395138hell no
>>565395121Shes a kinky one alright
>>565395108>>565395123spotted the ironic weeb trannies
>>565394736Which umas can dodge a bullet unironically?
>>565395254kill yourself ntrfag
>>565395305Uni probably.
>>565394817y-yeppers .?
Are Fujin's story scenes broken? all her dialogue gets cut off
>>565395006
>>565394917It's funny because this comic made me think she was small and then I actually looked at her and she's actually on the more average size in height rather than the smaller size
>>565395401
Bake I wanna post something
>>565395305doto would ask this just to be sure she doesnt miss
>>565393557noo...
>>565395389Did you forget to turn off translation in Hachimi?
what did she mean by this?
>>565394817OH GOD MY FINGERS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN... YE-YEPPERSSSS
>>565393557you too bwo
kiss kiss fall in love
>>565395305Calstone Light O
7 and nopers
>>565395507don't have hachimi, running on base game
>>565395470
>>565395640No. She runs in straight lines she's the easiest target.
Can you train a honse better than this random mambro?
>>565395389the game detected you were a cis male and initiated self destruction
YOU HAVE HEAD-ON AND CORNER RECOVERY, HOW ARE YOU STILL LOSING YOU MONGOLOID
>>565395696>no med SYeah lmao
>>565395696No
Whoch Uma would let me have sex with her if I begged?
>>565395635I met the creator in person and had tea with her once.
would respect the staygoldnigger if he actually played the game but he clearly doesn't if he's shitting up this thread 24/7
>>565395751look how happy she is
shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
>>565395683She runs the fastest at straight lines and the bullet can't catch her
>>565395696Getting too cocky. Tell him to create a room if his Maru is so great
>>565395696d*ck?
>>565395751she goofed up
my fucking spaghetti...
>>565395751not Doto's fault her trainer is a retard
>>565395751Wa-wa-wa!
>>565395770What was she like?
>>565395547It means Biwa is a throat goat, a glizzy gobbler, a magician that makes dick disappear. She'll keep a totally straight face and gluck gluck 9000, swallow it all, slurp it clean, then notice it's still hard and do it all again.
>>565395886NOOOO I'M A HECKIN ADULT!!
>>565395683Bullets don't hit Calstone, Calstone hits the bullets
Your antics bore me, be better posters
>>565395765Mejiro (not very) Bright
Your antics amuse me, keep being terrible human beings.
>>565396080Do you also want your dick sucked, majesty?
Five Japanese horses from the Hong Kong expedition, including Strauss and Masquerade Ball, return home
>there are people in this universe that bricked their account rolling for skank nature instead of waiting for mr. cushioned buttAt least roll for a better uma instead of the "she's just like me fr fr" boring basic bitch
>>565396171Yes.
>>565395886>Winning Daughter hat
>>565396171I’m waiting
sasuga Ines, I didn't know you'd melt my heart like that.
>>565395757It has med S and long S actually >>565395859Pic related
>>565396416Fuck off shill
>>565395946She was a little reserved/polite in the way that a lot of japanese people are, but nice and friendly. Some mangaka are really protective of their identity, and she's one of the two that I've met that really didn't want to be a public figure (takes special care to not have pictures available online, even at signings makes sure no pics are taken, etc.). It was a pleasant afternoon, had some tea and snacks, got an autograph.
>>565396215CB is not a brick-worthy card, you can just NOT run ends
>>565396475now post the skills
>>565396596>>565396596>>565396596
>>565396369*slurpppp shuck shuck shuuck slurp*
>>565396215>universe with beautiful females>fawn over the relatable normie oneThe minds of ninaturefags are truly vapid
>>565396640Almost had a double bake again. Good thing I checked
>>565396698There is a subhuman this thread who likes the literal boy that is stay gold it could always be worse
>>565396785The OP is porn garbage so bake a real thread
>>565396502Interesting. Who was the other mangaka you met?
>>565396953The other one who really took steps to protect his identity was the creator of Goblin Slayer. He wore baggy full body clothing, and a hood that had a black veil sewn in so you couldn't see his face. He didn't speak. Spooky~
>>565384498400 is enough if you saved upgrade crystals, baka
not posting in that garbage thread
