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>>565400737
I'm glad I have both Seia and Swimsuit Seia.Sexy fox.
What if your mom was 17 yo
Elves are good for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7mGVH0XWnUAlice and Kei senseis... we're almost there.
why is sensei like this
>>565401091
/bag/, what did we learn from the previous thread?
>>565401101these children are evil and force it upon him
>>565401101(you) just can't help it with Kisaki
buy pakeji goy
bing bing wahoo
i'm being serious here
>wife has tiny waist>all her gifts are junk foodMixed signals Mr. Nexon
Why is Hikari like that?
GIVE ME THE BEST PVP DEFENSE TEAM
I am a big fan of Amy's massive tits.
>>565401362
>>565401190I learned Seia is sexy.
>>565401253But she's got such a fat ass
>>565401386
Her dress looks so good
Thank you for coming on the limited ticket B.Kasuza, I actually managed f74 without S.Hoshino. I wonder if I'll be able to pull of f99 with S.Hoshino next week.
>>>/v/737959618wtf?
>>565401597made for 'zuri
You heard her.You're not short, right anon?
>>565401065That video actually motivated me to keep going in life. I KNOW it down to my fibers that i will live long enough to see me genuinely not needing a real 3D female ever once i got myself a robowife.
>>565401779Dammit now I'm hearing it
>>565402021i am 168cm and i would love to be stepped on by my wife Hasumi
Nigga I don't give a fuck about 4/30.
>>565401253She has ascended. Fatsumi should learn something from her.
>>565401253it do be like that sometimes
>>565402696Tits too small
POPQN should design another girl.
>>565402382Good, because it ended several hours ago.
>>565402890>that Amy underboobmy face belongs there
>>565402382I do because it's Fuuka's bd
>>565402968seia if she cartoonnow that i say that, i need the cartoon momoi aggie anon to draw cartoon seia
>>565379145New mode will be for dead weeks likely. They are probably only adding it now because we only have a few more months left to accelerate and the dead weeks are useful for it.
>>565403247I don't think they consider the acceleration of global when adding completely new stuff into the game.
>>565402890I do wonder who they've got as replacements for diddler and (maybe) nemoga
>tried F99Magical Girls really made Set even easier
>>565401065I'm holding up
They should change TA so that it has random affixes kinda like JFD
i find it weird how we've got so many dog, cat, fox, and rabbit students, but zero (0) cow, sheep, pig, or horse students.some of the most common domesticated animals on the entire planet and no representation at all.
Not a good look for the maids.
When are we getting new stickers?
>>565403247They already added FRR for dead weeks retard
>>565401386swap eimi with atsuko and shiroko for mitcher, been top 10 for most of the seasonatsuko seems kinda uselss though, sumire or whatever may be better
>>565403542Isn't Tsukuyo a horse?
>>565403321JP players are convinced many of the dead weeks are for global to catch up. Haven't you considered that the main reason why revenue in GL is low is because of foresight? They want to get rid of that ASAP.
All the doomposting yesterday about Kaiten LUN being only for whales is already debunked and it hasn't even been 8 hours of clears so far.
>>565403804If they wanted to get rid of foreskin they would've said so instead of promising 3 months.
>>565403646 Oh man, when was FRR changed to last only a week?
>>565401065>>565402164we need more clanker studentsisn't it a bit cliché that the techsis school gets all the clanker students?
>>565403804Or maybe because nobody wants to wait for 6 fucking months for a late content.Who the fuck would want valentine in AUGUST?
>>565403786tsukuyo is a bnnuy
>>565403358Why is Kazuda near the atk down pillar? Is she even reaching Yoshimi?
>>565403928It's open the first week when there isn't a TA, GA or JFD retard.
>>565403786She's a donkey.
>>565403542>CowAko>PigYoshimi>SheepIzumi, kinda
>>565403804>revenue in GL is lowisn't that moreso because westerners aren't predisposed to dumping back to back paychecks into gacha games? japanese people have that ingrained into them at a molecular level and they feel zero shame in doing so.
>>565404174>Yoshimi
>>565403638when are we getting new club stickers?
>>565403786Bro you can literally see their animal symbols for the event
>>565404058nuh uhnot sure why their position in Win Animation is different that the actual formation. Probably because of Magical Girls.
Junky!
>>565404148Means fuckall, your students and roster will be stronger in week 4 if you regularly pull so optimally you should always do FRR late.
>>565403786Donkey*
Jimble...
One thing I enjoy about BA's writing is that you don't have an annoying sidekick butting into every single story and event and conversation and momotalk to remind you that they exist and to cockblock you whenever an intimate moment happens.
>>565404046>O mai gotto~YORU NO HAJIMARI SA
>>565403896You are still a memer because there are still only 24 clears, but as I'm looking at the third place while it is a whale clear, it is something I can possibly do, because the only thing I'm missing is Yakumo.Of course, there's the problem with the borrowed Himari in T3, and the problem weapon levels. My Hina, Mutsuki, Toki and YOUJO are quite a bit weaker.
>>565404384>weird fox>fox>some kind of pokemon
>>565404498those are some manly shoulders on that fuuka
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>565404760>Can't recognize Mitcher
>>565404961OHNONONONO
>>565404668You still have Aoba, Haruka, and Aomori to tank for 3 more teams. And Juri and Konoka I guess if you whale or get lucky. And plenty of red and blue damage dealers left.
seriously. we need more brown students
This seems like a Kai general.
I'm gonna combust
I'm surprised the Japanese community also kinda hates yurifagshttps://x.com/CavidanKemer/status/2049672819525767677
>>565404961
>>565405490Not between the students themselves however. 百合の間に挟まらない you wouldn't believe how often I'm heard that in various places
Stupid sexy Mika
>>565405716I dunno, read the comments on that post. It seems like they all kinda relate to them being toxic
Happy Labor Day /bag/.
>>565406175Same
>>565405265what's konoka for? just extra heals?
>>565404615Oh no, Jumbo is getting mouth raped by a pancake hugger.
>>565406175/bag/ doesn't work
>>565406175I don't celebrate communist holidays
>>565406349I work
>>565404961I hate having a local janny here, these get deleted too fast to see
>>565406523Get 4chan X and posts will be cached and redirected to archives.
>>565406668I do have 4chan x
>>565403786tsukuyo is a Hare
They should update Yuzu's tits in the manga. She's still flat.
>>565406523>>5654067594chan x has some weird redirecting with deleted posts, it's in the archives
>>565404961oh no no no
we should reunite every /bag/ colony, imagine what we could do
What if we double the size of every students chest?
What if we halve the size of every students chest?
>>565407154improvements all around
What if
>>565406175Labor Day is always on a monday
>>565407074Nothing would happen for some students.
>>565400737HOLY MOLY EIMI I KNEEL
SON
Choose
>>565407074>>565407154Neru would be unaffected by this
>>565407074double the size, but half the height and age
>>565407331Yuuka because the other is an *lf and has sh*rt hair
>>565407331the elf
This thread is ASS
>>565407331Aoi
>7 teams at rank 1Torment for plat
is there a soundpost of her dangle animation where she slurps?
>>565407567this feels like a woman drew this..
only one guy does the art style now
>>565407735I'm feeling concerned. Making him overwork will lead to delays or burnout and then meltdown
is my office useful for anything at all?
>>565407546I am balls deep and started to practice P1.First thing I found is that S.Seia's buff doesn't last long enough without UE40. So goodbye ligma.
>>565407598ask and ye shall receive
>>565407960Yes; you can do the roleplay thing where you sweep all your work off your desk, seat or bend your student up onto the desk, and plow her down
how come no one ever did the SHAAA of Rena's l2d?we dont have any renafag?
>>565408070Alice!
>>565407598>>565408138My wife Nodoka is so cute...
In reality, Yuuka, Aoi, and Kei would be ideal wives because they can handle the boring stuff while you focus on working, gaming, and generating sperm.
Miyo Status?
>>565408329Sensei, become Fire Punch!
>>565408465deflowered
>>565408397Kei and Yuuka are too violent They would beat you up and sometimes rape you
>>565408465Kinnotama cooked
https://x.com/i/status/2050052515694334288
>>565408351Guh
Why do they have to rape me?Is it so hard to just ask?
>>565407460>>565407430Who assed?
Post Walnut
>>565408980>yuzu says no means no>memo lobby is her giving me a free rape ticketwhat's her angle here
>>565408070keirawnext question
why is she like this?
>>565408992
I want Shanhaijing swimsuits alreadyAnd a Kaede alt that's not mx2j shit
>>565408391she is nodokute
>>565372784>nobody noticed that it's literally just me bringing her upwhew...
wake up /bag/
>>565409658Do you think the devs will ever make alts using the leftover traitor art or will they move on and use the stuff solely made by the new generation?
>>565410084i'm trying to do my kaiten raid..
>>565410084you first
No glasses is better as always
Is it safe to post this image here?https://x.com/megumi740/status/2049325128002273539/photo/1
>>565410132accept you're gold and move on
>>565410223Yes
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>565410384No.We're diamond dogs now
>>565408070Kei might be sex, but Alice is irreplaceable
>>565410550Are we? The RNG on yellow ranger vs Tsukuyo is pretty brutal
https://x.com/i/status/2050065336901485022
Arisu Street fighter alt when
Happy Internasional Workers Day!!
Cutehttps://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2050062807807447407
Appreciate elves.Marry elves.Procreate with elves.Put more elves in high positions of power.Love elves.
>>565405028
>>565407331that one doujin with these two is peak.I choose Aoi.playable Aoi when?
>>565410091Well aside from G.Kaede, what example of leftover art even is there? The stuff in the Trinity Carnival was all done by new hires
Roogi love!
Is the beautiful one here?
Chihiro, the comfiest wife.
Thoughts on this?https://www.mk.co.kr/jp/it/12029460
Why is Nagisa always sitting? Stand up bitch.
>>565412830>Thoughts on this?None whatsoever.
What are the biggest tits the selective recruitment can buy?
>>565412932Proper ladies do as they do.
I saw that
>>565413086Eimi
>>565413136You're missing Chihiro
>>565412830'ok'
>>565413086Satsuki
Who pisses the loudest?
what killed the hype?
>>565413580Gatekeepers
>>565413086It's not Megu but you should get Megu
Just what is her endgame?
>>565413656running the world with me (sensei)
>>565413580I'm not posting because I'm soaking my brain in comfy RPG grinding to de-stressThis week was hell
>>565413656A family of 5 with me
>>565412724I've grown quite found of Chihiro. I'd like to have a gf like her.
Someone said Mitchiru talks like an old school otaku character yesterday, and it really got me thinking how that stereotype doesn't really exist anymore.
>>565412724>>565413386girls with short, blue hair and glasses are peak.
>>565413858Start by installing Linux.
NEW CHAPTER!!https://x.com/BlueArchiveJP/status/2049812050248159288https://x.com/BlueArchiveJP/status/2049812050248159288https://x.com/BlueArchiveJP/status/2049812050248159288
>>565413943Which distro?
What the fuuuuck is this evasion RNG shit two teams in a row. Tsubaki isn't even supposed to get healed until like 50 seconds later
>>565413989@Arona is this real?
Akane Love!
>>565414031Ubuntu
>>565414048You have to pay for that, you know?
>>565413656Desperately clinging to sensei while feeling herself fade away into nothing
>>565413580Astrae Oratio. we're no longer going to be the kings of comiket once it comes out. all of the original blue archive artists all flocked to over there.
I like my foxes a little slutty.
>>565414239>its realwhat the actual fuck
Seia status?
>they don't know yet asora is a pixel-art ccg
>page 4
Stop tricking people into clicking links that lead to porn. Some of us take public transport, you know.
>>565414689sex
>>565414239If they don't show more than two lolis in the teaser then the game will fail to launch.
How come a stressed and overworked woman who only eat sweetslop and never exercise have such a flawless skin ans sexy body (sexier than Seia)? Is it the adrenochrome?
>>565401049My mom is 16 years old and it doesn't feel too strange
>>565414239You’re trying too hard, pajeet.https://x.com/anakbejad007/status/2049711060836635112
>>565413909I think the last depiction of this style was in Asobi Asobase where the blonde girl's brother is that type of otaku.
>>565414841It's UBIK
>>565414742Spats, bloomers, pants, and completely opaque tights on every design are another sign of stillbirth
>>565414923
>>565414974>spatsThat just means we have a tomboy.>bloomersThat just means we have an Ibuki.>pantsThat just means we have an office lady.>completely opaque tightsNow we have a problem.
>>565408465>>565408793>Kinnotama>Kinno>KinoWhat the fuck, that can't be his actual name? That's just too coincidental. Wake me up.
>>565415106that means testicles in japanese btw
Roll for Erika next week
Soon
I love Misuzu
what happened to kuzunoha
>>565412830Dave the Diver x Blue Archive collab when?
>>565415662Chillin in heaven.
>>565415375>>565415572But gKaede…
>>565415690Dave is what canon sensei looks like
>>565415251What? I just get this.
>>565415854Who the fuck would want that abomination.
>>565415902I wanted Kaede in tights…
Jew me, Suou me, Sensei do meJob me, snub me, don't you not include meAll I'm really saying is, Nexon doesn't care about us
>>565414219hot
Sex.With Ibuki.
>>565414742>artists of the most iconic and popular students in BA's history>not delivering exactly what people wantThis much early coping about AO is gonna blow up so hard
>>565415662Something killed her body but her soul survived via dreamwalker shenaniganssource: bloodborne
>>565415901The actual slang for testicles is kintama. Literally "gold balls". Kin no tama is literally "balls of gold". It's a play on words.
>>565416125Its ok suoubro, if mai could get screentime then suou might get her name mentioned by someone some day
Shun should look like this
stop talking shit about faker-chanyou will make her sad again
>>565416287rin is just talking shit about her online to make us believe shes not the real president
>>565416246>Kisaki discreetly orders breast enhancement drugs from Saya, among her normal regimen>Shun once again goes to Saya for beauty cream>wacky mix up occurs>Kisaki remains flat, Shun becomes a ridiculous titcowyeah I could write for video games.
>>565416287She's cute.
>>565416287She's not realThe writers had no problem destroying a real copy of all your students just to make you look good. Faker-chan is peak marvel/dc-tier no consequence alt suffering bait and she is going to die
>>565415815erotic
Sensei saying: Mutsuki if you don't stop pranking me, I'm gonna have to prank you when you least expect it, to which mutsuki says "Ahahaha! I'd love to see that! I can't wait!" so she keeps pranking Sensei and then one day she wakes up to her head being shaved completely bald
>>565416986Stop projecting your baldness on your students.
>>565416837I need those boobs
What do you like the most about Hina?
i want to rub kei's flat ass
I need a cosplay gf so I can have sex with neru
Slut Mari
I had high hopes in Mimori but they are getting shattered.
thats a man
>>565417435canon sensei wife. they are both wageslaves so they are perfect for each other and can understand each other.
https://x.com/gogogorx/status/2049610175120617496
>>565414219>raw sex with blonde prez at the height of the chapter>she fade away after climax along with the accumulated semen in her womb>GSC spycam reveal the entire session, but it's just sensei air humping around with big arona officeI have a job for you, kinnotama
im getting filtered by a story mission
Senshei-dono...
>>565418078Shensei-dyono
>>565418078Subscribu'd
If Hasumi sat on you're face would you died?
>>565418256I would do my best
>>565418256I keep a pocket meg at the ready at all times for just such an occasion
>>565416837>be fapping while idly browsing /bag/>open this pic>ejaculate abruptlyAIIEEE
1 more months
>>565418596why is kei like this
>>565418596Save me Kei-chan...
is naizuri good for you?
>>565418754I want to rub the bare part.
>>565418698We just don't know.
if i can almost level up my studentwife to 100 now, should i do it the second i can, or save it for her birthday in June
>>565419285Bee yourself
Fuck elves
>>565419285just bee yourself
https://x.com/_Kotoha07/status/2050083425198264826Roll for Michiru.She's hands down the most broken regular student since Kisaki. Also, zamn people sleeping on the Jew dog strat
My favorite students are Shigure and Ui.That is all.
>>565419682Seems annoying as hell, I'll just stick with Torment.
>>565419160sexo
Name their band
>>565420076Seia and the Sexy Seias
>>565420076Foxy
Which BA girl has the hottest body to have sex in?
>>565419682>clowncuckHe didn't beat the game.
I'm war, hoe, I'm WarholI'm Wario when I'm in Mario Kart
Elves are good for your health
>>565420076tfw no square ▢
>>565420623I indulge in elves daily...
today's labor day /bag/!so which one of you is giving birth?
>>565420076sexy seia(s)
>forgib Kaya broShe put us on a helicopter filled with Kaiser soldiers and told them yeah shoot his kneecaps so he can't run
why slow?
>>565421159Everyone went to church
>>565421159Revenue charts are not out yet
I'm about to play BA. What am I in for?
>>565421279Cute students and despair due to the their trials and tribulations.
Pat you are students
>>565421279A dead gameAstrae Oratio is the end of BA
>>565418789kei's flatness turns me on
https://x.com/tokkitokkitoto/status/2049794664623161710
WTF I thought this would never happen
Seia should apologize
>>565421279Come back later during the anniNow is a bad time to start for newfags
>>565408070I choose Arisu, she's the cutest.
>>565421439>>565421279what he said but start hoarding
>go pat>eye my stamina>365/204what the FUCKING effdid I go to sleep with my stamina full and didn't realize?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRICKED
New BA spinoff game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmlzxHWUGPU
>>565413656inb4 she is king in yellow reference
>rapes your earsNothing personnel
>>565413656Whatever it is, she will be yellow Arona soon anyway
green arona when
>>565421906you mean smothers me with cuteness
when are they announcing shupo rerun
>>565421915what does that mean?
>>565420623I'm going to racemix with Misuzu when she becomes playable, the elf proganda has worked on me
>>565422250Half-Elf children...
>>565422246You became a father
>>565422325I'm not paying child support
Banner idea: golfing (polo shirts and fancy short skits and dumb berets)
>>565422425also the event must have Happy Gilmore references
https://x.com/i/status/2050081183657234797Is this SFW?
Would sensei i.e. you push the blue button or the red button?(majority presses blue button = everyone lives, majority presses red button = all who pressed the blue button dies)
>the supah sexy Kazusa figure I once saw as a simple garage kit on yahoo auctions jp has been released as a pre-painted productionOh no, my wallet just became $300 lighter!
>>565422573what do you think?
>>565422573Its ako so its safe
>>565422516>another alt that gets released after the student’s birthday because of global’s delay
>>565422574The only buttons i press are students clits and nipples
>>565422573yeah the vagina is censored so it's fine you go ahead and post it
Mikuri when?
https://x.com/i/status/2050108695653290431That is how a BA racing event would go
which students come to mind?
>>565417536Real pussies aren't even that good especially worn out rancid cosplayer pussies.
>>565420076Foxtit FornicationDeath metal
>>565422785
Are Aris and Kei considered lolis?
>3 birthdays in the row
>>565422898SEX
I can't place the reference, mostly reminds me of Bill the Cat or Ren and Stimpy what do you think?
>>565422952Most people don't consider both as loli.At best Aris is arguable. Kei very much isn't
>>565422952>Over 1000 years old robots/AINo, they are hagcore
>>565422952We've already had this discussion before, they're hebes
Michiru isn't a loli.>she opens her mouthMichiru is a loli.
>>565423148we love 15 years olds here
>>565423148Hotglue for Eimi...
>>565423112>Lv.52>Lv.90>Lv.60>Lv.90
Michiru is my wife>she opens her mouthMichiru is my wife
>>565422976we can skip the first two
>>565423028>>565423037Hagwife Kei.
I can survive without DMichiru until the selector
>>565423323Why do I feel like Kei would be a really good mother?
>>565422976>Birthday right next to ShirokosOh my hips already hurt
>>565422952for future reference, the only actual lolis in BA are Ibuki, Kokona, and Cherino. Shunny counts as one only physically.The rest don't count. Mutsuki doesn't, neither does Kisaki, absolutely not Neru, and definitely not either Aris or Kei or any of the other gamers.
>>565422976This month is quite dense
>>565423368
merry christmas
>>565423368She is strict housewifecoreA little violent but that makes it hotter
>>565423539shut up retard
Could Aris be a mother?
>>565423593no she still thinks her life is like a video game
>>565423593yeah, with Kei as a surrogate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmlzxHWUGPU
>>565423593>Gamer>Daugtherzoned by sensei>IrresponsibleNoThat's why Kei keked her
>>565423593Try fucking your PC. Cum inside it. That will answer your question.
>>565423650Are you implying there are no mothers in vidya?
>>565423593Yes. She has a vagina so she will be a mother
>>565423593You would need to consult the priests whether or not she was designed with that in mind
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>565423701I love this guy's shit. The fact that the characters' personalities have almost no bearing on the source material is part of what makes it great.
Kei will suck you off and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>565423973I can nag her about it to keep the fake resistance play going since hatesex turns me on
You're all feeling a bit sleepy...
>>565424032shedidntsaythat
Stop sucking my dick
>>565424064But I just woke up
https://x.com/mingmao111/status/2049890379689009275is this safe for me?
>>565424263If you dont mind a bit of saliva in your food, safe
>>565424194Daughterwife
>>565424315That's my second favorite spice actually
anyone else don't give a shit about aris?
>>565424397Elf sexual therapy...
Next banner has been datamined.Tsujikaze Nagi (辻風 ナギ)Height: 159cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 115-56-85cm, P cupSafia Lancaster (サフィア・ランカスター)Height: 160cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 132-58-90cm, V cupPersy Klanzeal (パーシィ・クランジール)Height: 156cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 113-56-84cm, P cupShani Sanjani (シャニ・サンジャーニ)Height: 149cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 110-54-80cm, O cupClaudia Orha Greywalk (クローディア・オルハ・グレイウォーク)Height: 172cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 130-59-92cm, T cupLizbeth Armaly (リズベット・アーマリー)Height: 160cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 120-57-86cm, R cupSeptem (セプテム)Height: 155cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 118-55-83cm, Q cupErza Sarandel (エルザ・サランデル)Height: 175cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 131-60-94cm, U cupTorenia Everdeen (トレニア・エヴァーディーン)Height: 165cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 124-58-89cm, S cupVivian Oscura (ヴィヴィアン・オスクーラ)Height: 145cm, Bust-Waist-Hips: 106-53-78cm, N cup
>>565424568not me, I give a shit about her
>>565424568Die
that's perfectly safe to post
>>565424734I don't believe you!
>>565424568>she insists upon herself
>>565421658Good job Aris
>>565424642wrong thread
>>565424642whoa! the big milk!
>>565421658Why isn't this an event yet?
>>565423906>consult the priest>"First off fuck you. Second how did you even get this address?"
https://x.com/Jyu5280/status/2050045580018401680
>>565421403man Koharu’s event was so generous it’s crazy, I wasn’t around for the first run and even then I managed to ue40 her during the rerun alone
>>565424642arr rook same
>>565425351AIEEEEE
>>565425412You just had to post it to make me feel bad, right.
>>565400737>Once Erika releases we won't have a single "never ever" npc anymoreIsn't that a little sad?Let's unrelease Seia so the newfags can enjoy the mute memes
The last lunatic is without yakumo and without borrow, 13T lol
>>565425843
>>565425843that's a wonderful idea!
>>565425843Your Kuzunoha?
>think I'm typing a post but I missclicked the reply box>hit the hotkey to expand everything including soundposts>sensei ding! uwaa WHAT IS LOVE UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ TENSHI TO AKUMA TO UWAA UWAAA UWAA
>>565426124Lolifags hate lolibabas
>>565426217otaku music is some cringe shit
>>565426217Sounds great to me
Recommend me a student. I like kind girls who love their Sensei in pure ways.
>>565424642Ten whores and drill hair canon wife.
>>565426456>I like kind girls who love their Sensei in pure ways.Too bad man, every student wants to rape Sensei. You better lock the doors when you go to sleep
>>565426217Music to my ears!
>>565426330Yeah. Ooooor maybe you just don't belong here.
>>565426547I'm cooked...
>>565426456Hina probably loves Sensei in the most pure way even if she is also the most basic girl in that regard. She is so sweet and depends on (you) a lot
>>565426217Point me to the post, I need a laugh.
>>565426217Adding to the chaos.
>>565424642At what point do you run out of letters in the alphabet to describe chest size?
>>565426742Z
>>565426742Z?
>>565426742Gamma cupΩ cup
>>565424642Kinda surprised they're still making these. I guess they must sell well.
>>565399482>I find her extremally ugly holy ultra GAYtoo many faggots expressing their extreme homosexuality here lately
>>565426742"Yeah, I need a girl with quadruple Z cup-">"Wake up Sensei, new tits just dropped. They're in Arabic.""Oh boy!"
>>565426742Once you reach Z you apparently just add more of themhttps://www.the-sun.com/news/9144628/biggest-boobs-norma-stitz-katie-price/
>>565405058Why do they have such huge balls? What mythological reason exists for their giant balls?
>Introduce a man into your life>Suddenly happy
>>565426672Newbies get her for free?
>>565426974>ZZZso they do the same shit as japs do with student tierlists? Like SSS+++
>>565426742Run out? Just make some shit up like they did when they went beyond a trillion. >Quintillion? Okay>Sextillion? Uh...>Septillion? Now you're fucking with me>Octillion? ...>Nonillion? Fuck you
>>565427028I feel like you took out a letter there
>>565427035Yeah, but you gotta do the missions for her. She's lovely, but don't let the faggots and brownoids who also like her deter you from loving her yourself
>>565427090Pentafuckadecimillion
>>565426456kaya
>>565426456Mari
why does nobody mention zoos?
zoos is old and busted, no one even remembers her
Sex
>>565427493(ᓀ‸ᓂ)
Would Zoos make a good mother?
fuck off
>>565427584she likes cute things so she passes the sniff test, though undoubtedly she would train that kid to be a tier 1 operator
>>565427541where are her iconic big titties?
Everyone knows that Saori loves Sensei the most
Fuck zoos
>>565427642
>>565427629You have the OTHER cow for that
Thinking about beginning it all
Can someone explain this image to me?
>>565427946NutsIce
>Saori shoots you>As you hit the ground you hear music>You stop dying for a moment to complain"Hide & Seek, really? You couldn't have played Blue for my sendoff?">"You're no space cowboy, Sensei.""F-Fuck you, that hurt me more than the bullet."
>>565427946read your momotalks sensei
>>565427946read the group story nigga
>>565428086Doctor Riku is very pretty
>>565428005shit that was in the group story? now I look stupid for telling him to read momos
>>565427913What exactly?
If your wife didn't try to kill you, can you say she truly loves you?
my princesswife Mika
>>565428171Saori's turnaround should grant Sensei a spot in the I Can Fix Her Hall Of Fame
>>565407331Aoi. Yuuka is completely obsolete by this point.
>>565428227First Aoi and now Kei took her mom spot...
>>565428142Yuh, she was trying to persuade others to go there with her
Stop cheating on your canon first wife
>>565400737made for sensei dick
Thinking about ending it all
>>565421439>can get Kiki and tYuuker soon>bad time to start
>>565428227*make Yuuka obsolete*Heh, nothing personnel, kid.
Under table duty
https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/interview/260501rChaos Zero Nightmare developers cited BA as one of the games they admire
>be me early 20s>notice hair thinning on the crown of my headam I balding, bros? Is the twink sensei to balding sensei pipeline real?
>>565428485I'm not calling them liars but if I wanted to steal BA players while not looking like I'm trying to steal BA players, I'd say this
>>565428324Canon losing heroine you mean.
>>565428386made for sensei dick
>>565428507Students love bald senseis the mostDon't worry
Please redpill me on Natsu.
>>565428623Especially if you're fat and ugly!
>>565428642She's a fat fuck who wants a deep fuck.
>>565428642She likes to turn into a plushie and destroy people's houses
>>565428507maybe y'roue just stressed
>>565423027Looks like Ickis from "Aaahh!!! Real Monsters"
>>565428715she plugs her ass with a diamond buttplug and eats a ton of cake so it gets big for sensei to enjoy
>>565428642she is rock
Please redpill me on elves
>>565427950cool window
>>565428715Sounds like my kind of girl, honestly.
>>565428849Don't worry about it
Only good elf is Rin and it's not even because she's an elfu
>>565407331Yuuka is peak, plainly and simply.I WILL be standoffish with the elf, she WILL get hurt too.
>>565428507it's over
>>565428507At least you still had hair into your early 20s.
elves are bad for you
bros...
>>565429067
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
but Aoi is blue hairedshe ain't thieving cat
>>565429283
>>565423213that's obvious tho? Kaho is only used for event currency bonus and he obviously just got Kurumi and didn't use her for anything seriousyou can easily deduce it
>>565429067>>565429202no joke one of my best friends started losing his hair at 17he's 23 now but looks like in his late 30, the way he dresses doesn't help either
>>565414841british women age like shit, by the time they're 20 they're past their peak because of bad lifestylemaybe Nagisa just has royal genes, some people always look youthful and great no matter what they do to ruin it
>>565429175>>565429306Aoi needs to be made playable ASAP. I'm tired of putting up with Yuuka anymore.
>tfw 28>one zoomer clocked me as 20 once>another as 18who /youthfulsensei/ here
>>565417941I was too because I wouldn't dare invest into anything and didn't have any yellow striker. If you get Iori in your initial rolls it's ez tho.
>>565407331This has been solved already.
>>565429575I was 23 at the time and people at work were guessing 40...
>>565429356cute!
>>565429575cope, unc-senseiskibidi skibidi rizz
>>565407331
>>565429606>This has been solved a-ACK!
Looks like the monkey cuck woke up earlier today. I bet he's waiting until he can finally spam those AI-made charts and other baits once some other chimp posts it in the chink slop general he usually browses
>>565429575I had the ticket guy at a festival unsure if I needed an adult ticket when I went to a show with my dad.I was in my early 30s.Still less embarassing than the time I had an old woman say "this young lady was ahead of me" at a bakery in college.I'm just waiting for my hair to go white so I can grow a moustache and larp as Revolver Ocelot.
>>565428827I wasn't sure what you were talking but I scrolled xitter for a while and holy shit, can't believe how much of a shithole UK has become.
>>565429575you'll get cursed if you brag you know
>>565429575>40 >People always say i look no older than 25.I feel like it's just genetics. Everyone in my family ended up babyfaced and balding at an early age, so it's just a bunch of hairless, youthful looking men in family pictures. My dad is 66 and barely looks older than 40.
>>565429826It's not like I can utilize it. Who am I gonna rizz, the 60 yo grocery store lady?
>>565429779I know it's you
>>565420448I wish he went back to doing literally anything else before he started getting a bit too much into Fate.
>27 years old>can't digest & poo properly I literally smell shit in the air when I eat food but I can't pooBlue Archive.
>>565429968hips too wide
>>565429575Yeah, same here. I’m 34, and people think I’m about 20. I guess being active helps.
Reminder to buy your SKoharu elephs
>>565429825I want to tease Muchuki about her chest
what a bad day to know how to read
>>565427035they should make this a merch. imagine arona & plana switch as you fill it with hot & cold water
>>565429575Enjoy while you can In your mid 30s you will age like shit
Gogurt for a good girl
Why arent we talking about the current event?
>>565430242you are ~6 months late for discussion
>>565430242Because there is nothing left to say now that we are all just farming ligma.
>>565430242I skipped reading it
>>565430318
>>565430242It's midActually pretty bad: Gehenna event level bad
>>565430358AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>565430242I'm not done yet, wait a week
>>565430458
>>565430242>dead week>boring & bad eventgee, I duuno? we can talk about how having 100 ramen tickets will take you like 30 minutes to get through
>>565430564Kurumi looks like a cat here.
>>565430358is hina naked in the bottom panel
Why wasn't Hina in PV7?
shouldn't they be announcing a new thing on JP now?
>>565430669You can see her dress straps man.
>>565430675Announcements are on Sat and Sunday, almost never Friday
>>565430627you VILL watch the same 10s long animation a hundreds times and you VILL like it
>>565430715i wish she was naked
>>56543062730 minutes of ramen gambling hell yeah
>>565430675>newIt's the baseball rerun
>>565428849Elves are good and Sensei loves them.
>>565430318I'm not learning gook just to play a kusoge
i'm sure Elves are good for you
>>565430627All those Mitcher noises...
we love gambling here don't we folks
>>565430675hopefully male students...
>>565430914Forgot your gookako, faggot.
FUCK ALL ELVESExcept Himari...
>>565430892yeah but I don't like losing>2 sparks dickrolled away in the past monthfes is gonna suck...
>>565430675it hasn't even been 2 weeks since the stream
>>565430892I like gambling but only when I win
>>565430968Used up the bad luck on previous bannersAll thats left is the good luck
>accelerating by making EN events shorterwhy not accelerate by making JP reruns longer toogookako drool.png
>>565431064kei's breasts are small
https://x.com/i/status/2050144599319142779
>>565430776some people mute BA sounds
>>565431064Too big
>>565431109I'm mad this motherfucker nuked his Pixiv for no reason whatsoever. I didn't save, like, 10 works in full resolution. Fucking artists.
>>565431183why does /bag/ hate Arona?
>>565431042if only it worked like thatand given that in those 2 sparks I got 8 new students, I don't think it counts as "bad luck"
>>565431183Don't worry, Arona-chan. Now that Plana can hand out blues as well, Sensei will hate you both just as equally.
>>565431379I will never hate Plana...
I actually don't like gambling outside of videogames very much. Last year I was going through a hot streak and was getting all the BA banners I wanted without needing to spark, so I bought a lottery ticket and lost, then looked at lottery rates.The lowest tier win was slightly higher chance of getting any kind of pink envelope in BA in a single pull, and from the next tier up the gacha rates are better, plus you pull more times in a gacha.Last time I gambled though was trying out Pachinko in Japan, I put 1000 yen in and didn't really know what was happening other than I lost and at one point it played the anime OP from the machine (it was using the anime "Bastard"). At least their machines are cool though.
>>565431432This. There's a reason it took so long for Plana to join the gacha draws.
>>565422952yes, being hebe-coded they probably have about the same body as Lolita had
Reminder that Plana's name was A.R.O.N.A. beforeYou only have yourself to blame thinking she would give you pinks
>>565431274We hate the losing girls. Arona, Yuuka, Aris, etc.Simple as.
>>565431563Winner, winner, winner etc.
>>565431553Does Plana really smell good? As good as Kei?
What does /bag/ think of the gook dub?
>>565431610Bluehaired cope.
how many lunatic clears are there on kaiten already?
>>565431647unnecessary
better question is how many lunatic kaiten clears will there be on global server?
>>565431274Plana is cuter and calmer. Simple as.
>>565431639You know that hot air smell from the back of the console/pc? Probably like that
>>565430242Event has a decent setup for a story but it's just kinda bad and doesn't do much so there isn't much to talk about
>>565431639But do they wash their clothes
>>56543165655
ako if she was a gun and does not act like a bitch
>page 2wake up burgers
where the fuck are the pat reminders?
how much ligma did you already got from the vending machine? i think i got like 60+
>>565431893ako if she's an ugly hag- oh wait
ako if she was a cute little critter
>>565431725Sensei did fuckall other than be a pervert for one gag and get Michiru and Izuna into the new year's fashion show
>>565431998
how did i won this
Miyako loves adults the most
>>565431893but that's St. Louis from Azur Lane
>>5654319986AM... Time for bed...
>>565424064you caught me, Satsuki. I didn't realize it was that obvious, but I suppose there's no hiding it from you. To be honest, my work has been piling up relentlessly, and I don’t think I’ve had a full night’s sleep since last year. Your concern really means a lot, especially since it feels like I’ve been running on nothing but coffee and adrenaline for months now. Maybe I’ll take your advice and go back to bed for a little bit.
>>565432031like 150 because I'd rather click it and use all tickets so I only waste 5 minutes everyday instead of 1h at the last day with 200+ ticketsI might save some pvp shop coins now though
What are we playing this weekend?
>>565432137Laysa carried and Shun lucked out
>>565432276rotting
Hanako sucks
>>565432276will be watching evo
>>565432276blue archive : epic anime rpg
>>565432276black myth wukong got cracked few days ago so im trying it outi hope it wont by another rollslop
>>565432276There's this game called blue archive have you heard of it
>>565432470>black myth wukongalways knew momoi shitters had bad taste
>>565432276eternal return
>>565432397>>565432519Stop lying, there's nothing more to do right now
>>565432572Good
>>565432572play purple archive
>>565432276I'm playing Bully, NTE which sucked, piqued my interest in the GTA verse again and I decided to check out the one game from that era I hadn't played
>>565432572I still got a lot of momotalks to read through...
Lots to think aboutreplace people with elves
>>565432660If you've been putting it off so long that it piled up, you're not gonna read them now. I just know it
>>565422952Yes, but at about the tallest that a loli can be.
>>565432572They will revamp scrimmages to actually be fun to late game metafags
>>565432718You're right, I'm just gonna skip them.
>>565432708False. They don't have to work in secret to make me their slave. I am openly and willingly their slave.
>>565432621>NTEtried it yesterday but im getting filtered by the story presentationthe very definition of forced soul
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2050147916841648284
>>565432718I cope by saying this will be the time.
>>>/v/737998942what unit is that?
>>565432995>the very definition of forced soulwhat does it even mean?
that's not something you should be saying...
>>565432276i want to try NTE and playing ZZZ after skipping Idol and that ugly snake lady
If students can bweh and be forgiven, does that mean I can bweh and my students will forgive me?
>>565432937God every single day I am at the GSC I would spend every second worshipping Rinny's body
>>565432276been thinking of giving azur lane a go
>>565433183Men don't cry
>>565433183Doesnt work with men
>>565432276Expedition 33
>>565432276+R
>>565433183Men crying is just ugly so unfortunately no.
literally of the zzz ver 3 designs are shit
>>565433124It's Seia but NY. Fuuka is still better in some cases (2 cost at EX Lv.5 whereas Seia is stagnant at 3)
>>565433225>>565433243>>565433268This world is so cruel...
>>565433147its hard to describe
>>565403358Dress Hina still good even with the dmg reduction?
>>565432708good, a win for meelves are my greatest ally after all
>>565433280I like the Kanna one because she reminds me of her, but yeah, somehow Nicole still has the best design in the game.
>>565433317>no soul badguy
>>565433317I don't get it. It's bad on purpose?
>>565433325you don't use her ex to hit set
>>565433325i only used her for her Auto.haven't try sNonomi though
>>565433434>>565433434>>565433434
>>565433317>>565433378Maybe something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xXIC96jXBQ
>>565433325you pop the ball with her
>>565433398I do, it still does some DMG
>>565404401EVERY special victory animation has their formation look different at the end
>>565433448it's more like they try to immitate the goofyness of early season RWBY
>>565433212As a game it's very mediocre... danmaku as a gacha could work but not the way its done but as fap material it's godlike, especially if you have a fetish for white haired, big booby anime girls. Even the in-game art slides are fappable.
