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After seeing how hard they fucked up Akali's design, I'm glad 2XKO flopped
lolg pls gimme your first impressions of the season changes so I may live vicariously through you
can't wait to play the skin seller illaoi after my shift!!
why is gwen british?
>>565405667Isolde
>>565405189There's nothing. You queue up and wait for both of the jungle assassins to get 20 kills then whichever of them gets caught midgame loses.
cyclosword...
>>565405189NOTHING MUCH. JUST THE SAME OLD EXODIA TANK CHAMPIONS FROM 2009 BEING LOBBY ADMINS IN THE YEAR 2026 AS PER USUAL. YOU GOTTA GET USED TO REJECT GAMES CREATING ARTIFICIAL WORK IN THE OFFICE PRETENDING THAT THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO DO ANYTHING NEW IN THEIR ENTIRE CALIFORNIAN PAYCHECK STEALING CAREERS
>spend the day redirecting my self-hatred being as obnoxious and venomous as possible to as many lolgs as I can>cry myself to sleep listening to sufjan and cuddling my blanket praying I magically wake up a woman and get a bf that takes me away from all this to a peaceful life with a cottage in Montana where I can spend the rest of my days painting, gardening, and taking care of my many pets in peaceDaily routine for the past two decades
Aggressive idiot ADC duo...>>565405189Milio and Senna are about to be broken...I'm more curious how Doran's Bow plays out, there's the double adaptive shenanigans going on with it - but I'm not a fan of it as a Support. DFT is kind of overtuned, and anyone who used Aery should switch to it for now, but they did just nerf it. >Deathfire Touch: Adaptive damage per second reduced from 4-12 + 8% bAP + 3% AP, increased by 100% after 3s >>> 4-12 + 7% bAD + 2.5% AP, increased by 75% after 3s
>>565406436W Chadphite abusing sissy boy Draven-cuck
>>565406623You just need your back blown outBuy a dildo and be happy
>>565406625beta bitch support...
>>565407207Prepping, lubing, n cleanup is a pain, just makes me wish I had a real hole even more
>>565405103I want a Rivensissy duo
>>565406250I do have one eye and a sword...
>>565406250https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Cycl0n3_Sw0rdThis is what my dumb brain thought.
I'm surprised how many Nips are into 2XKO.Sure wish they capitalize adding Yone, Sett, and Zed, but then people will cry too many Ionians.
why does poppy have a cute splash art but an ugly model?
>>565409189Cus riot wants to pander to fanartists. It's pseudo promotion bait
>>565409189to be fair most splash art is very misleading
>>565409189A lot of champs are like that. Its because of graphic limitations plus the top down isometric view with a far out camera so there's not much reason to go too ham on details
>>565404973i want to see see rell or nilah not gross yuri
Low-key insane how useless my teammates are bro
>>565409189Post lulu
>>565409657she kinda cute
>>565409827>They are so mean to me
>>565409348>>565409487>>565409529but the other champions released the year before or after her rework have much better models than poppy except taliyah whose model looks similarly retarded to poppy
>>565406625Eh, I'll wait until the dust has settled with doran's bow. I like it on some adcs but haven't been able to play comp yet.
>>565410180well yordles are fucking ugly what do you expect?stop using off model porn to jack off
>>565410116Kek
>>565410521Uh excuse me but I use ONLY the 80% close to reality publications of Yoda's descendants
ADC BUFFS WHEN? I CAN'T GET NO HONORS BECAUSE OF WEEK ROLE RIOT?
>>565411529>>565406436so what is the truth
>>565410521wrong, tristana looks great and was even released a year before poppy
Briar won
>>565406239>>565406436good, I was hoping the changes weren't too drastic or the new split will start off with total chaos again>>565406625I'm really excited to try that new rune on hwei. he eats shit into tanky comps and this'll help him actually chunk a tank at least>Milio and Senna are about to be brokenand why, pray tell, would that be?
any NA lolgs wanna play 1 to 2 mayhems?
>>565410521>well yordles are fucking ugly what do you expect?Tristana looks beautiful in her splash art, and her player model looks great. I'm not sure why they fucked up Poppy's in-game model so much. It's weird because Poppy's VGU was after Tristana's and they didn't make Poppy's in-game model as cute as her splash art, like they did with Tristana.
https://magma.com/d/zHn3sQ0OgiThis Month's Drawpile is at its end. What should the end month's theme be? More Milfs?
>>565412246give me 10 minsign?
>>565412376sure!hoa#bunny
>yordlefags unironically believe purple/blue midgets with Stewie Griffin football heads are beautifulMental illness
>>565413169they have to settle for discolored midgets because they're used to normal women rejecting them
>yep this is what makes my penis hard>no i'm not allowed within 100 feet of elementary school complete misunderstanding
>>565374442Sorry I was mentally really tired and went to sleep.>I don't think Grievous is doing much to counter all the healing in the game nowYeah I don't know about that, you have situations where building anti-heal definitely works and others not so much. I don't know how much worse the omni boots are going to make the strongest end of the sustain champs.>I do wish Riot would show the stats for Tabis, Mercs, and now these funny boots to actually see what they're doingI still think Tabis/Steelcaps, Mercury and Swiftness are going to be the most bought all around, because they are generally really good. There is enough CC in the game to justify Mercury and Swiftness, and you can reliably gimp mages effectiveness with a Mercury early game; Steelcaps are pretty much always good. Do you think Sorcerer and Ionian need a retouch?>>565378560I know where you are coming from here.>>565378698He is actually right and he is not even the first player I see saying something like that. Took me scraping Emerald MMR and the navigating Platinum for months, to actually notice that there is barely any difference between these ranks and then compared to lower ranks. They'll more or less play the same, maybe Platinum and Emerald understand the game/macro a bit more; the biggest difference I can think of is that Bronze-Silver generally have a poor mental, Platinum-Emerald have a slightly better mental but tend to have a bigger ego because of the rank.
>>565413527kys simphow are you not embarrassed
>>565412413you have a cute tag..
>>565413597you would fuck that if it was available to you. you arent fooling anyone
I don't think I'm going to finish the Arena missions this time. It's like someone engineered League of Legends to feel as bad as possible to play.
>>565414469i'm not desperate or a gooner so pass
why do people take collector on nilah? the item has just barely cost efficient stats and its passive is fake, yun tal is so much stronger no?
>>565413597SEEEEEEEEEEX
2XKO had the potential to have just as many if not more players than League if Riot didnt can it only months after releasing and just let them do their things and build up a fanbase slowly over years just like League did.League didnt have millions of players right away in Season 1 either.
>>565414519whatever you say little man, if you just yell it loud enough people will surely believe you
>>565414804She's good with Lethality
>best design and most fun ADCHow did they do it?
>complaining about assassinsYou can tell it's a bottom laner because they are the only retards who will try to facecheck a rengar who they saw enter a bush just to kill a ward
I don't give a fuck what anyone says high level 2XKO has me actually excited to actually watch Riot esports.God damn these devs and Riot for their pants on head retarded decisions though
Everyone complains about assassins.
Yone!
pretty sure over the last year i have a 100% rate of adc picking smolder when im filled sup what a fucking disgusting boring champion he is he cant or wont do anything for the first 20 minutes of the game but you better bet if you leave lane for even 30 seconds the little nigger can be under his own tower and he WILL be eing at the enemy and insta dying
>Xin Zhao only has Statikk>out heals Mundo with Heartsteel and WarmogWhat? Is the AP scaling that good on him?
>>56541593610 lethality is nothing even against squishies
>10 lethality is nothing even against squishies
>>565418139It's more than 10 because of her passive
reminder that Nami is soft
>>565418647What was her passive again? I remember it would give heal based on lethality, or maybe that was Ambessa...
>for 10 minutes straight our teams gameplay loop is someone gets thresh hooked into ahri charmed and then instantly deleted>ff vote not even denied, ignored>im the last person to die in the conga line and now the premade is blaming the loss on me despite one of them being 1/15why is this game so shit
>>565417818Its 3%-5% max hp+50%-90% ap scaling with level every 3rd autoso if youre fighting him in a minion wave hes getting like a 8% max hp+170% ap heal every proc
i want to go swimming in lulu
>>565418508Thinking about birbs>>565418717Cool Fish.
Maybe I'm...a girl...
>>565418647thats the kind of thing you should say first, because collector is dogshit on absolutely everyone else, so what does nilah passive do to make collector good?
>>565419570
what was the turning point to make games a copy of life?a sick game that is rigged somewhat and delays gratification and rewards consistency?
>>565420671
>>565419570>>565418508>>565420671off model
Diana has just become more broken with the changes on DnD and omni boots, meanwhile the champs those boots are theoretically designed for still prefer Steelcaps or Mercury.
>hmmm yes, I'll have 4000 HP, armors, damage boost and omnivamp and even a big shield, dashes and still not trade any of this for lower damageGenuinely disgusting champ.
>>565421338Yeah Urgot is pretty disgusting.
>>565405103Cumming inside Riven's barren womb DAILY.
whose supposed to carry on my team?
How high do I have to climb the ranked ladder so I stop seeing subhuman teemo toplaners on my team
>no gf before 30 yordles not allowed near university League of legends
>>565423031you cant escape us, rank 1 teemo is gm
>>565416356JP Evo has been a blast to watch, and there will be another evo in a month
>>565423139On what server
morde ez
>>565423398the only one that matters with human players, euw
Man... we've just gotten up and yet we're daydreaming about cock again in here... it's truly unfair...
Evelynn!>>565423341Actually on the edge of my seat watching this while doing stuff. I'm rooting Kayne now that Poka is out I think.
2XKO has been dead on arrival, stop pretending anyone cares about it at all
>Wake up>Volibear is still reworked
i like the way this gundam game looks
we r watching nips play kusogehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGgigUzMcEg
No, we are most certainly not
Now that the dust has settled, why did the Swain rework flop so hard?
>>565417346>complaining about assassins when bruisers do what they do better and without taking dmgIt's obviously only retarded botlaners who get murked 10 times clearing a ward in the river
>>565426293>when bruisers do what they do better and without taking dmgREALLY? THE OW PEE BRUISERS CAN DEAL DAMAGE? WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS GOATED VERSION OF LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLEASE BIG THX ^__^ I'M CURRENTLY ON THE LEAGUE OF TANKS PATCH
>stormraiders>omnivamp boots we are so fvcking back... i want to play but i don't want to play
Our support and toplaner trolled the game we were winning for no reason...
>>565426764They found out you like penis
Penis...
is league worth playing again
>>565426856I like (bio) girls...
I heckin' love playing with the wholesome chungus reddit dragon while the enemy team gets demonhitler 1v9 ultracarries like twitch or vayne
is penis worth being worshipped again
>>565427163Whatever you say fag boy...
>>565427039yes>>565427201no
>>565427281Why do you think so much about gays then, anon? Are you hiding something, anon?
>>565427327Nope, I'm pretty open about it
>>565427039need zoe...
need dick...
It's crazy how unfun for everyone is to play against this champ, yeah maybe you end up winning but the game it's gonna be an awful experience most of the time
can you guys stop being performatively gay
>>565427506sneed zoe
can you guys start being genuinely gay
>>565427713have you tried not playing a squishy champwhen rengar dares BEAST OUT in MY toplane, we have a proper scuffle
>>565427892Cunny cunny
>>565428074>people (kids as noone else plays fortnite) pay for low effort shit like thislollmao even
>>565428164https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=22439
>>565427970No he will instead pick seraphine and die clearing a bush in the river
when is triple T getting added to league
Yeah same script every time.>push throu a couple of divisions>everyone tries to play as team>finally climb rank>teams completely scattered>somehow it's always either support or jungle diff
>game is dead>check store purchases>8k bucks credit card debt spent on microsoft paint edits of 2d spriteshow could this happen league bros? i thought our game would last foreverhow do we cope now that deadlock killed our game?
>>565429950Riot should've made a manly show like Invincible.
>deadlockREWORKS killed this game
your champion will die with this game i will escape
Shit balance was the last nail.Rigged streaks killed the game.
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
You also can't spell SHIT retard
>>565429950>sub 100k players game killed leagueWat
for me its releasing shit like pajeeta and chungusito or whatever the new forgettable champions are called
>>565432918wordremember that time in season 2 when all the champs pumped out every two weeks had the same kitthat was pure soul
>>565432982>le guy on fire and the quirkchungus psycho clown and the blind monk are all le same actuallybeit!!!!>now let me get on my nondescript brown champion who throws random shit at the enemy...
>>56543256440% of that are levelling bots btw
WHO are you niggaWHAT do you even DOWHY are you here
>>565433074ok this was definitely not a time when they all built this and had the same empowered attack, a dash and something hp% related
>>565433548>build diversity in le league of le legendsLARP
>>565411882THIS IS THE TRUTH. SCOREBOARD IS 5-1. YOU'RE 2-0 ON LEE SIN DEFINITELY FEELING YOURSELF SMURFING ON THE OXYGEN THIEF KAYN JUNGLENIGGER. ALL THAT IS LEFT IS TO DIVE THE 0-0-0 MALPHITE ADC PLAYER WITH 2 (TWO) CLOTH ARMORS AND A DEAD SUPPORT. THE PANTHEON IS THINKING THE SAME, XIR WANTS TO DIVE. THE EGO OF A PANTHEON SUPPORT PLAYER IS EXTREMELY HIGH IT'S NOT USED TO NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING EARLY GAME. SAME GOES TO THE DRAVEN PLAYER THAT'S SIMPLY ITCHING TO CASH IN THAT PASSIVE. BUT NOPE, ALL 3 (THREE) EXTREMELY HIGH EGO PLAYERS' INSTINCTS ARE KICKING IN ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE TO THE EXODIA TANK CHAMPION LOBBY ADMIN UNDER HIS TOWER AND OBEDIENTLY BACK OFF LIKE A GOOD BOY
this nigga think he can blend in as an og saying random ass shit about s2
>>565432260can (You)?
being disingenuous about a time you clearly didn't play in won't make you fit inthere's a reason why all of those champs were reworked later
Saying we have build diversity now isn't true either.
they were reworked because riot went woke
>>565433185Was Yunara designed by AI?
i cant even imagine being so much of a loser that you hop on another account you have specifically for this purpose after I block the one you were playing on post match. how does anyone give a fuck about a league of legends match more than 5 seconds after its over?
>>565418860I haven't even played ranked yet, and played Nilah 20 games in total, but here's my understanding, he speaks about her Q.You essentially get 3.3% armor penetration for every 10% Critical Strike Chance. At max, you get 33% passive ArmPen.Now the anon's reason must be that because Nilah has free %ArmPen on Q, she already does damage to the enemy with reduced armor before you even account for lethality, which in turn is a FLAT armor reduction.Now that I've verbalized this, as I've read what her Q does, it explains why I'm so bold in attacking tanks because I intuitively know I shred their armor like it's nothing.
>>565434997Dudes, while reading the wiki I've learned so much.First of all, you can use Q mid dash, you can get attack speed bonus just from hitting a minion, so I don't have to be autistic about reaching my enemy each time... fuck!
They need to release more cunnygoddesses
They need to release more buff furries
>>565409529Why are hack and slash games like Diablo just making their models look realistic and proportional despite them also being an isometric game?They use the same models for high-quality in-game cinematics that look like movies.i guess that it's a matter of a physics engine for characters vs. league woke animators doing everything by hand for every aspect and just arbitrarily having decided for that goofy aesthethic
>>565407975What does that cat know that we don't?
They have to upload more Fury goddesses
new items are all scrub traps
What was the point of Lillia as a champion?
>>565437954Zoophilia
>>565437954Rapebait
>>565437954Try to get egirls into playing jungle with a cute girl I guess. All it did was attract troons.
>>565437954lack of transcoded champions.
>>565438153They were already there
>>565437954transcoded like Aurora
>>565437954I lock her in when either team looks shady or my champ gets banned. safe pick
What exactly is music without lyrics messing up?I have the same fast reaction time with electronic music in my ears, except when there's a hot female voice on the chorus, then I get spikes upward, but that's to be expected, lustful things make you retarded.
NA is such a fucking joke of a server
>>565439248>NA is le bad>here's why I'm having a hard time climbing in it
>>565439339>league of legends is a single player game
>>565437954She's doable, that's it
>>565439447holy cope
>>565439447if the other 9 players aside from you are retarded then your team has the advantage
erm I would be challenger if it wasn't for my teammatesno the enemy team never has the bad players in it only MEI was blacklisted by MARC MERRILL from RIOT GAMES
na is really bad doe, it's why their pro league literally doesn't take anyone from there xD
>>565413689you're delusional just like the rakan player.in silverlow you paste 15-20 minutes ontop of every match just to elder flip. its unspeakably frustrating when you know the game can be done and dusted but nobody wants to and you elder flip. to the point where i would build my botlaner to be able to solo baron. so i could just do it myself. genuinely just delulu. and if you lose the elder flip despite having raped all game and nobody wanted to baron + your own build cant 1v1 the worm. makes me wanna uninstall. actually retarded to say you prefer playing with people who dont understand the game's rules.
>>565441251Its just the script running
Elise wonhttps://www.artstation.com/artwork/6LWg45
>>565441251>>565441613am i supposed to laugh at these ancient ebin screencaps
>am i supposed to laugh at these ancient ebin screencaps
>>565442105meant for >>565441992
>>565442174we know bro you quoted the post
>we know bro you quoted the post
Wish I had a bf that beated and raped meIn league of legends
figures it's some europoor or other alien
>>565442463i have this and we are playing arena together i love my life.
>>565441251KEK
>>565435970>>565427892*pat your zoe*
how do you play ww? this champ is always op and still gets buffs but when I play him I die a lot. easily kiteable, no dash (without R), no good late game, you just run and auto attack. I wanna abuse his wr to climb, maybe he is't for me
>>565435970>>565427892She would make the perfect keyholder...
>>565442708Hope he cheats on you
>>565443598in your dreams.
>>565443824nta but are you his housewife yet
>>565443968this comes off as a little bit insecure
>>565442941she is a child
>>565443271be a master at limit testing
>try wasd in ranked>plays like shit>go back to mouse and keyboard>play like a epic gamer god
You wouldn't a fish.
>>565445662>trysounds like something you can't just try, you have to rebind literally everything and get used to a different way of playingbro wants to pull up and optimize immediately being better compared to years of playing a different way
>>565445880i will fuck your mouth mouse & keyboard style buddy
>>565445662skill issue
>>565446009spoken like a true casual with a short fuse, lock in kiddo before they lock you up
>>565445662both of those niggas just starting into the cameras soul lmao
Wish someone fucked my mouth
>>565446149*fucks your mouth mouse & keyboard style anyways*
;_;
>>565446780what's wrong?
Somebody help me i can't stop playing Senna
vanguard will record your voice and everything you say in matches and store it on riot’s servers
Hope they'll listen to the recordings of me begging for cock
>>565448837God imagine being a noxian prisoner that Irelia uses as a punching bag daily
>>565446194My thought exactly.
>>565436063barafags already eat better than straight furries in league
Taliyah, my wife
>streaks of win with all good teams that seem to have some sanity, while enemy teams seem more like trolls>followed by>streaks of losses where your teams play like trolls, while the enemy teams seem to be made of smurfsTired of this. I'll never believe I improve at the game when I can't even tell if we win because we are better, or because the enemy is just worse and someone is inting there.
Sisters, have you completed the BF Pro bonus path yet? Time's ticking...
this is just so pathetic
I just made it to plat 1, soon I'll be memerald
I love big boobs so much
>>565452158That bitch needs a jg booster duo so badly to be able to climb
YoooThey put Pandemonium Shaco reference in Genshin ImpactThe devs play league based based based
>>565451675For now...
>>565452158eomm'd
>>565452859why does genshin impact look like persona now>inb4 hurrdurrz if it haz school setting doesn't equal persuna Xdyea yea i get it, answer my motherfucking question now
>>565452859Game for trannies
I got autofilled adc and stomped the game entirely because my support had a brain.i don't get this dogshit role are adc main all masochist cuckolds? Is botlane just supp gap every game?Also IE is a good second item now apparently?
>>565452870do you not see how xe suddenly started winning with a duo? no eomm here, keep coping
>>565452158And I have to believe rankeds are fair?
>>565440695>been publically known for years that AAA companies use matchmaking to influence winrate and improve player retantion>but this would NEVER happen in my AAA GaaS entirely centered around ranked matchmaking and player retantionI really dunno why people consider this some sort of conspiracy theory at this point, it's pretty standard in the industry Fairly sure we got entire patent documents describing the system for EA or Ubi games>B-B-BUT THE ENEMY TEAM WILL GET THE RETARDS AS WELL SOMETIMESYeah, that's exactly how they design these systemsIt's not about making you lose all the time because that would simply make you leaveIt's about making you win and lose enough so you don't advance too fast, but also don't stop playing
>last night game crashed because the client is the worst piece of shit imaginable>eventually reconnected after three tries but still got reported as afk>low priority queue, have to do 5 ARAMs or arenas>do a few arenas, still tells me 5 games left>google it, apparently the counter is bugged and doesn't decrease>I'm stuck with 5mins queue timeRIOOOOOOOOOOT
marc merrill is targeting meI'm telling you
When do i get the retards on the enemy teamI feel like 10+ games in a row i have had a 0/20 botlane and a powerfarming jungler who refuses to participate in the game for the first 20 minutes and end the game with like 3k damage done
want to play league but i can't help but enjoy the beautiful weather.
please stop blacklisting me marc merrill I'm begging you :(
marc merrill man
>sup wanna the last pick
marc...
i am a challenger peak player and i think mages should be nerfed i play all roles all champs so im not biased
>tfw you could be playing among faker and the other boys but you're being held back in iron 4 because of your teamit's so unfair...
euwvgs in 2 hours "I dont care" "shut up""go die" "shit host" "x person would do it better"ok
>>565459287yay
>>565456741Every time I rationalize this I can't find it in myself to keep playing, but then I'd miss playing some champs and try to pull through regardless.
>0/20 mid>0/20 adc>0/20 support>0/10 1k damage done jungler that refuses to participate in the game and just full clears for the first 2/3rds of the gameIf u builded attackspeed shoes instead of cdr shoes you would win doeUr fault
>>565460123I've won games like this before. Your fault.
what pro team would you join if you weren't being rigged out of challenger?
>>565460971Whatever one pays the most.
>>565460971T1I don't speak a lick of Korean but I would make all of them speak English for me because I'd be the best
Why do you guys dogpile on Seraphine like you've ever been above plat in your lives? Our general is already struggling and that inspires you to pick on your own people? Disgusting vultures leave our girl alone!
>>565462464A plat who got there legitimately is preferable to a challenger that got there illegitimately
delete vanguard thanks
um you can't actually reach challenger because the game actively hinders you
i dont really care what she does to reach challenger its just cool that someone from lolg does and on a cute champ too.>>565463159how about u just get ur pc vanguard compatible
i don't care about the boosting stuff seraphine is just annoying
only streamers and people who have slept with marc merrill and thus got whitelisted can reach challengereveryone else is destined to be hardstuck iron
>>565463002Name one lolg who "got there fairly" instead of using champs, hardware, queues, psychological warfare, matchmaking, patches and matchups to their advantage, let's see your criteria
>>565463832what if i let drew levin use my boyhole
>>565463867you are a support or tank top player who has a champion illustrated icon
>>565463862>champs>matchups>patchesthats just being good at the videogame nigga
Name one lolgYou can't
pablo
>>565463681She's just not that bright, is that a crime?
>>565463867
>>565464238it should be
No no, if you reach 10 cs/min at the end of the game you are super good and winning. Oh you picking an aggressive jungler but powerfarming? That's good don't worry.
>>565463862Pom, Vizicsacsi
>>565463159just play on another harddrive and never connect your main ones at the same time, or on another computercannot be that hard
>>565464547Pom abused meth and Syndra
>>565463248>>565464649this is cope by deranged weirdos who actually installed vanguard omg
>>565464915hello meri howve you been? still playing tricky towers?
>>565464769When? I must've missed it
>>565464915stfu dogfucker
>>565464915you already give out your boyhole for free every friday, it cannot be that hard to get a free pc for it that can run league
>>565465094it has been a while since I did but yeah!!
>seems like you have done a bit too good these days, anon, let's give some support and jungle diff ok? surely your team can deal with this, right? you have climbed so far~
I prostitute myself for loads of cum
>>565463248low hanging fruit as always lolg
if your win rate is decided by your teammates you are in the right elo for your skill level
No it isn't.
>>565465861your winrate is determined by how tight your chastity cage is and how big your plug is
1 hour until euwvgs
>>565465557Riot doesn't sound this cute
Soraka my cute wife!
Cock AND ballsSLURP
hubris>cyclo>rfc>ie on kindred adc need to test and make new build compilation image. might also stream if i get bored of vgs early
Sorry I had good games too often these days, it's my fault I shouldn't have played better, I should've played even worse. Please give me more mandated defeats, send me all the Twitch and Nocturne and Naafiri and all this stuff so I can lose more. I beg you matchmaking overlords, I want more defeats, I want to feel so bad about what I do so I can either quit the game or kill myself. Please please please.
>>565467850mind controlled
>>565464915>>565463159>>565452861>>565435970welp I'm gonna cum now
>>565464915>>565463159More sexy Lulu please, you got a lot of shit I've never seen before
>>565468415dont make it weird
>>565468892bro hes posting lulu with her tits almost completely out, stfu nigga
>>565469082it is just boobs
how do you get farm midgame as adc when you need to constantly be deathballing to participate in fights/not die
>>565469510You go mid
>>565469486can you post some lulu "just" ass?
>>565452859i don't see the pandemonium shaco reference. also, i get severe china fatigue looking at that photo you posted.
>>565469641lmao has that bronzie never seen an esports match before??
>>565469726op.gg?
i need to rape Tristana's butthole while Teemo watches.
>>565469668maybe another day
>>565469791uh why?
I wish my butthole was raped while Marc Merrill watches
>>565470146grrah
>>565470375i need to rape your butthole while Marc Merrill watches...league of legends, buff teemo
>>565470767You want to be whitelisted and reach challenger too? Let's do it then...
>>565467813im so smart
>565471128stop monologuing you freak, your 10 minutes of fame are over
chill bro im literally just a sheep
yea lolgs sheeple Look at myGAY RP SKILLZ
EUWVGS ARE ON!!!!!!lobby name: vg vs vg password: euwvgsHow do I join? Click Play -> Join Customs -> put in "vg vs vg" -> click on the lobby, you might need to refresh like 20 times for it to show -> put in the password -> ??? -> :)))watch live @ https://www.twitch.tv/zyralitystream starts when first game starts or not I have no clue always tired edition
So, is Xin still dead?
>>565471975yes
>>565471093>You want to be whitelisted and reach challenger too? Let's do it then...yes. i need to know you carnally, anon... we will reach challenger together.
Erm... irregular reminder we worship cock here!
bets game 1
I want to impregnate shyvana
>>565472823dayum 10 people in 1 lobby and all of them trans
I wish I was impregnated...
>>565472823The actual state of EU KEK
>>565473193Do you look like shyvana?
>>565473379No...
>>565473139lobby? what a strange thing to call your living room, but i'm glad your weekend if off to a good start, anon
>>565472823literally zero new peoplestop advertising this shit here and just ping everyone in discord
>>565473135
Kinda wanna play league again teebeeaich just to make people uncomfortable
>>565472823all same faggy diskeks no offense
>>565473558Sounds like you have a fulfilling life
>>565473446Become Shyvana then
>>565473660I don't :(
>>565473660He's right >>565473839
>>565473736Dragons are not real...
>>565473898Only you can change that anon
guess the elo
>>565473994gemerald
>>565473994coalmerald
Guess I won't be impregnated then...
>>565474059>>565474214if these dogs can be in the 1%, so can you, /lolg/
>>565474379I watch youtubers and soulful challenger lobbies have 5v5s in mid all the time, it's kino
How do you play against Akshan in midlane? I feel like the only times I do is when he is bad at both the champ and game, otherwise I can't find a way to play that isn't to catch waves.>>565473994Can't see what is wrong, looks like just a bad game for the enemy team.>>565474379I don't think I can...
>>565471894>How do I join?yeah how do I join without vanguard
>>565474759akshan is just FAGGOT vayneyou're being ranged toplaner'd in midthe answer is the same, either kill him or play safe
>>565473550Actual need in my life
>>565471894>https://www.twitch.tv/zyralitystream up?also shit i missed it.
What Lúcio skin should I get, lolg?
trannguard
>>565475446anon no annie sex please it's too much for me
>>565474759>looks like just a bad game for the enemy teamit's their own doingtry and point out why ksante trolled his lane and later gamebonus points if you point out why vayne has negative iq and why aphelios should be permabanned
>>565475549chat is this real
>>565475852her panties are erotic
whaddup reddit
>>565475994That annie is from LoR and she was played with jhin that's why he's thereThere's one of him jacking her off while they play LoR and she pisses on tahm kenchs face but I can't post that first part
Wish someone jacked me off...
futa annie getting jacked off...erotic...
>>565476631>>565476325that's hot anon but I don't think you should post that
>>565476631MR JANNY GET DOWN
i have a 87.5% winrate on Teemo, lol. it's funny because people will straight up grief their team just to kill me because this piece of shit champ is so annoying and tilting. i can't tell you how many times an enemy team will waste like 3 critical ults before a big objective just to try to kill me and end up losing because of it. harmonica spam OP.
we are charlie kirk
EVELYNN!It's my wife's birthday again /lolg/!Please give her the best birthday compliments you can!
>>565476715Sometimes we get a little silly with it
>>565476838We carry the bullet in our neck.
>>565477336post cake i didnt make one for my champ last year...
>>565477336>
>>565477354I'm gonna blow
>>565472823results by me because taegrok says he hates all of you guys
>>565477354post more while you still can
>>565477336Happy birthday to your wife who is no longer a pedophile according to freshly updated lore.https://x.com/i/status/2049867215952912498
>>565477462She thinks she can defeat a centries old primordial demon with arrows.Lmaoooo.
And just like last year I made a cake that I'm willing to share with you guys! I tried to go with High Noon this year, but I fucked up the top right portion of her charm. I'm still happy with it and if you like pineapple and cherries or lemon cake then you'll like this one!I wish /2xkog/ was still up, but if you guys are here you can get one too! Just mind where red /lolg/ grabbed.>>565477457Bam!>>565477462Delete this
>>565477713
>>565477923https://youtu.be/lg5WKsVnEA4?si=e_mS5ytAg3NHXvxU&t=4
>>565477336>>565477923Happy Bday to Eve. God damn Eve Anon why are you so based?
>>565478824this is my steam profile avatar from 2018 i can tell because the original uncropped only has her with one hand its crazy that you have this image anon.
>>565477923Gotta tip my hat off for the effort eveanon
>lose soul>said to my top laner that he should've tped earlier to the fight since we had an afk>didn't even use a slur>get a 3 day vacationCool.
>>565475749>try and point out why ksante trolled his lane and later gameSomething tells me Riven is a hard matchup for KSante. Your team is mostly AD so the build doesn't seem odd to me.>bonus points if you point out why vayne has negative iqI can't see a reason to have that setup on Vayne, both runes and items are just weird if not outright bad there.>why aphelios should be permabannedNumber of deaths? Also I get it they Zilean has anti-heal but it's not enough, why not Memento Mori when you see Soraka and Briar in the enemy team?>>565474953I get it, I just play safe then.
>>565477923looks great hunny! should've colored the icing purple instead of orange though
>>565479374i got a warning for comparing cock sizes in aram. they want to keep the game pg13
>>565479374lolz, i made some Indian racist jokes in a Brawl game and all i got was a warning. if it was about blacks it would have been gg.
>>565478483>>565479259Thanks Anons!>>565478824Gotta show love to the lady that motivates me to do better!
>>565479657Well its supposed to be High Noon themeNext year I'm thinking red velvet for Coven or Blood Moon.
Wish someone compared their cock to mine...
>>565479047I have a collection and it's a good pic. It's not that crazy.>>565480105Hell yeah!
>>565479465>Something tells me Riven is a hard matchup for KSantenot really, it used to be favorable for ksantehis pitfall of the lane are taking exhaust for no reason. lane turns into simple farming after level 1 all-in that he can easily deny by playing passive. taking teleport would allow him to be in every teamfight, which you can see he failed to do with his horrendous kill participation. he took exhaust because he was afraid of my level 1 all-in, but didn't take into account that I am built differentalso frozen heart here does jack shit>both runes and items are just weird if not outright bad thereyep!>Number of deaths? taking collector, having horrible CS and dying often leading to being about equal in damage to zilean and shyvana
>>565480321i drew this for you so long ago...
8 inches.
>Watching a live streamer pay his teammate $10 in Masters to go afk in order to save LP for a defeatPurr fact.
>>565412303i think this is it for the magma last month.new magma here: https://magma.com/d/x00Jd1YNZJunsure about the theme
>>565480446Didn't notice the Exhaust on KSante. Agree there, even if he wouldn't know how strong Riven can be lv1, he can still rely on stacking armor. I'm pretty sure KSante has ways to manipulate a wave since I've seen them do it.>yep!Figured although that was easy, I can't see reasons to play lethality Vayne, at least not with Dark Harvest when HoB could be a better option especially after the change/buff.>ApheliosYou know, despite Vayne's setup being really bad against the enemy team, I want to imagine it was strong into that botlane. I imagine Aphelios suffered from it in early game.
>>565462464lolg will really dogpile people and the wonder why no one wants to post in the threads
Useless nigger who added me after a game in plat after I had just started playing again still has his friend request going. In that time he has gone from plat 2 to plat 3, and I have gone from somewhere in upper gold to diamond 1. I'll add him when I get master's and ask him what's up
>>565412303yordle sama cooked as always, could someone post a zoom up of the yordles?
>>565481619the file is large
>>565481749ty goat <3the (you) in the background is me rn
>>565481583sounds like hes in your head ngl
+1 euw custom gamesvg vs vg password: vidya
>>565481934He's on my friend's request list actually
>>565481352>I imagine Aphelios suffered from it in early gameyeah, he was about 1/8 after I exited the lane. still, he didn't even try to recover. it's pretty obvious what permabannable offense he was doing if you check katarina's mejais, his kill participation and cs.>he can still rely on stacking armoryep, riven only has a small window of about ~7 seconds before he shuts down lane with tabis, and ~10 minutes where she can't match him in the sidelane after frozen gauntlet.
>>565482072>about ~7 secondsMINUTES!but it feels like seconds sometimes with these tank cunts
>>565480574And I kept it because it's awesome!
>>565481969we have only 10 people in the lobby no one wants to play vgs anymore the west has fallen
>>565482290maybe because we stopped posting and shilling themdiscord killed vgs!
was more fun under rabbit shame he left
>>565482290I wanna play but its full.
>>565482072Guess I have the theory and a bit of knowledge, but the proactice still fails me...
Im banned for 2 more hours because my mouse glitched out and wouldnt move while league window was open and then im back
Evebros... they undiddy'd our wife...
>>565481749
I miss b3llamy in vgs
>>565481749i love it except for Tristana having green eyes :(i prefer her yellow eyes. gosh, i wanna rape Tristana
>>565482709theory is everythingtriple down on macro, and you have at least diamond with that even if you're gold on garenafter that it's just practice with character micro decisions. combos, runes, shit like that.if this aphelios vayne and ksante can be "one of the best players in league" then so can you, if you put your mind into it
ok I have a suggestion if somebody is into drawingvex working doordash and another champ has ordered food but when that champ opens the door to take the package vex has already opened it and is eating the order
>>565484279
i just know Lulu is gonna be so incredbly sexo whenever they give her an ASU.(yes ik she is already sexo, but waaaay more sexo and her in-game model is gonna be Midna tier)
matchmaking is everythingyou can theorize and practice your mechanics all you wantif riot decides you dont deserve to win and gives you 4 0/20 troglodites you will lose the game no matter how many guides you watched and how many hours you spent practicing your combos
>>565484279that would be like a comic a 2koma o something like that?
coachlewis aura is unmoggable
>>565485034hmmm I have not thought that far but it could be a one panel of an open door with the doordash stuff on the floor and an open box of like pizza>>565484826no you just know it will be soulless wild rift slop
>>565485170>no you just know it will be soulless wild rift slopi don't think so. the Teemo ASU was really good and i'm sure they'll do a great job on Lulu too.
yet another coach jewis L
>>565483265oh noes....qq
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a nigga named Poppy
>>565485760best player of vgs!
nigger named poopy
>>565485023That is the frustrating part.
>time for the big euwvgs comeback>1 lobby of 10 discorders and then they cant fill a 2nd lobby>thread diesW
>>565477713>Vayne's Adopted Werewolf Mother seeing how hypocritical Vayne has become: WTF, why kill me then!?Speaking of her Werewolf Mom, did she even get mentioned or shown in the recent Locke and Vayne lore stuff or did Riot swept that under the rug?
is esports cooked?
>>5654877029 discorders iykyk
>>565487836They updated her story so Vayne regrets what she did after killing her instead of killing her in cold blood with no regrets because shes a monster so she deserved to die like it was in the past.
why do i keep going 15/2 or 2/15.. do i have brain problems?
>>565487972Esports was never real it was always astroturfed garbage.And the investors are tired of wasting their money trying to force it to be a thing and pulling out.No more paying actors to fill the seats.
>>565483758Oh, you're right, the color of her eyes is more coppery, well i can still change it
>>565488142So, she still killed her mom for being a monster but now in picrel?Why couldn't they just have Vayne spare her mom but in a deal that she doesn't want to see her again?
>>565488593First one is you abusing the enemy laner's mistake and pushing lead, second one is the enemy laner doing the dame or someone else that screws the game for everyone.
>Vayne: Sorry, Mom, you're a fucking werewolf..you know I hate those.. *pwting Vayne's Mom Dead* She'll be yiffing in hell now.. *Boohoos*
>>565489592what? her mom was a werewolf? hot
>>565488801Yes.Because she needed that so her regrets can make her think twice before killing any other monster.Before she automaticly opened fire on any monster because of the trauma Evelynn gave her but being re-traumatized by her 2nd mothers death at her own hands just because she turned into a monster helped her stop doing that.
>>565489862What stopped Vayne from going on a full-on crusade against the Vastayans, you know the race that is full of shapeshifting werebeasts like her mother?
>>565489732Her bio mom was a normal human but Evelynn killed her(and her bio dad too) in front of her and then she got raised by a Freljordian werewolf and she taught her everything she knows and then the moment her adopted mom turned into her werewolf form in front of Vayne she instantly shot her in the heart because she automaticly went in fight or flight mode whenever she any monster because of what Evelynn did to her parents.
>>565490696>let it dieHe is right.
what happened to game 3
how much longer do they gotta check my size before i can update
>>565491956Its so small so theyre struggling with finding it so they can check it.Its like trying to find a grain of sand
I love Lissandra!
i've never had a more miserable experience playing ranked... like im so pissed off why do i deserve this... why do i deserve trying this hard... if i dont get mvp i lose the game... like at a certain point its just really miserable because so many people are winstreaking and i got fucked because the enemy had more challengers...
ONE MORE HOUR TILL I'M UNSUSPENDEDcan't fucking wait to try the new shit
>>565488692pls change it, king
>>565493319get a job
dead fire touch
her name is Plappy
>>565493207you had a good support at least
>>565420154ign?
do you ever beat it to anime tits in the middle of a game or do you do it after losing?
>>565493207>if i dont get mvp i lose the game...>this thing is still true even in Master MMRLiterally awful game design.Night.
>>565494693I've blown so many loads during LoL loading screensSometimes I'm cleaning up with my blanket 30 seconds into a match
>>565493708*meh*hehe! i'm pretty sure this is good...!
(You), yes (You). Say something nice about Nami.
>>565493708u forgot ur agp .png covering half the ss sis
>>565496005unlike some of you i dont drag out my bits
>>565496072u kinda do doe
>>565496072name them, don't half ass your instigating
>>565496072>
>>565496671
nobody on /lolg/ knows i once raped a friend... *meh*hehe!
yo wtf
this game wouldn't be that bad playing with shit players 90% of the time if all the players weren't all faggotsbut i guess thats why they call it assfaggots
>>565497626a sheep wouldn't do something like that, right...?no, actually, i think canonically kindred would.
>>565490537Vayne is the type of person who hates animals
how many jungler players have killed themselves?
This is the only video game that I cannot get motivated to read guides, study the wiki, or actually learn to play properly.I wonder if it's because unconsciously I sense it's a much harder game, or because I have some deep beliefs that won't allow me to take it seriously.Has anyone ever experienced this?
Junglers that kill themselves violently like men, will never outnumber the adcs who have transitioned
My jungler has ran into the enemy jungle 3 times and died 3 times at 3 minutes into the gameHe has still yet to get a single farm hes still lvl 1Nice
i'm a Platinum shitter and i just got out of an Emerald game, and i swear there is no difference in terms of macro from Bronze-Emerald. people just run around like chickens with their heads cut off.
>>565500596thank you mommy
>>565495834thank you nami for your bubbles and water shields and big fat waves i love them all
>>565500815you're welcome, king
>>565499686over what?
Bro I have no idea what's wrong with the brains of Mayhem players. They all fucking start pinging my items when we start losing, EVEN WHEN THAT ITEM IS FUCKING CORE TO THE CHAMPION OR IS GOOD FOR THE AUGMENT I GOT.MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>laid off todayoh boy finally more time to practice my pyke and thresh
Now that the dust has settled, why did the Shyvana rework flop so hard?
>>565502489you mean time to main nami and sona
>>565421338there are like 20 champs this applies to
>>565502989no the only enchanters i play are senna and sera
>>565503113have a good weekend
>>565437954mlp fans
>>565495859>doesnt kill xirself as well>attentionwhores not posting>still 1 more month of this slopsad
first ban on my new account for a 0/4 performance on singed just because i was sat in base for too long while enemy ended.
you have 5 cs a minute on singed with 0 kp and 4 deaths and you sat in basewhat do you even expect? deserved
We dont need vgs anymore we got something even better.Minecraft esex.
>>565505275your discord server playing another game is on-topic because....?
>>565505341Because i said so, bitch.Now hop on Minecraft and suck my dick.
>>565505046i only had 5 because i was afking, usually I have 6 as you can see from my other games. anyways my stats are downstream from the whole map hard losing, so i just afked to save us all some time.
>>565504741make sure to properly run it down next time, no idling
Taebak ss13 server when?
>>565496671>>565496808
>>565505275>>565505821the next gen sure is something elseretarded, no one likes them, irrelevant
Pandemonium skins don't look that bad.
>>565507614better buy them fast
last season emerald on my silver queue, nice matchmaking
>>565507693The only champ I play that got one is Kindred and nothing beats Spirit Blossom. Unlikely to happen.
>>565507614They are okay I guess. Also the new Vayne skin isn't that good but everyone was glazing the fuck out of it when I checked the Youtube comments about it.
>That one champion you find super ultra hot but just cannot fucking figure out how to play, whether because it just simply doesn't click or it's a different role and you don't dedicate enough timeWhat's her (or his) name, /lolg/?
>>565508053I think Qiyana is the hottest champ in LoL but I can't play her well for the life of me. But I don't care because I play champs I find fun, and I jerk off to champs I find hot.
>>565508053made an account just to feed on this doll
>>565508053akali/qiyana
>>565508053Karthus
umm boosted accusers...?
>>565508053Irelia or riven
i miss some of you.
>>565508053
man i loooove riven
man i loooove teemo
>>565509965very nice
anyone NA wanna play mayram? RobotoKun #6911
>>565508448so what other champs do you find hot?
>>565510956Irelia and Briar
>>565508053rengar
lolg streams?
>free lpwhy people don't play?
>>565511156zoe is a child
>>565514568she is the same age as Lux and Ezreal +1000 years or so
>>565514707cope pedo
>>565514707ubercope spotted
>>565513935Once I get unbanned. I will also host vgs as well cus tea bag is cringe. Also Zoe is cute. Cute
zoe players literally want to be dominated and caged by a little girl, let that sink in. little girls don't even think about that stuff you pdf
missed a social event to catch up on work awardgoodnight lolg
>>565515940Exactly. That proves she is not a child if she does that.. Do you honestly think her cunny can be groomed? The aspect of twilight?
>>565514568Not real so doesnt matter
omfg another zed nigger, fucking hell stop playing this champ
>>565516153pedophile
>>565508053Magik. I don't understand how she can take out flyers like Iron Man.
pretty cool of the support to give me his honor at least after spending the entire game not interacting with me in any way whatsoever
>>565515940No, I want to dominate a little girl and make her love me so much she still loves me when she grows up
>>565517125
>>565516301Cope. It's statically prove the more pedos a pedo hunter has in his head rent free the more he becomea pedo himself. Dexter, Kendrick, punisher and Chris Handsome are fame sluts. They do not care for children. They have fetish
>>565517472>Cope. It's statically prove the more pedos a pedo hunter has in his head rent free the more he becomea pedo himself.Fucks sake, learn to write a proper sentence then maybe I'll consider your bullshit.
>>565518159I did. If you have developed frontal cortex, reading comprehension and media literacy you can just understand what I said first try but you are retarded it seems
>Zoe
>>565518354loliniggas want to fuck THIS???
>>565518518Nah, Annie (fanart offmodel) is better.
>>565513995CANNON MINION CHAMP NOT GOOD FOR BUSINESS
>>565518308>WAH WAH WAHShut the fuck up you inbred retard, you cannot write a proper sentence. That wasn't a question, and it's not a debate. I said you wrote a shit sentence because you did, and I'm calling you a fucking idiot because you are.
Am I the only one that used to be like omg I haven't played against this champ before or idk how to play this matchup etc but now I don't feel that anymore? Or what people call ranked anxiety. It was even worse when I started playing years ago and I was playing my main champ with a skin and so on but now these feelings are non existent and I play ranked match after ranked match and I don't give a shit and barely tilt.
>>565507731Riot massively inflated people's rank a season ago, I almost peaked diamond when I've been perma hard stuck plat, and literally everyone in my friends list was playing a division above their usual rank
>>565519278WRONG VID BUT VERY RELEVANT MSG. WE ONLY PLAY REAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CHAMPS HERE BECAUSE WE SIGNED THE TOS
>>565500596Uuuhm pretty much yeah I think the difference between a silver and a plat player is like I don't know watching the dragon timer or some shit lmfao I swear it's that retarded or like as a top you know at min 4 or so you could get ganked or if it's a shack maybe a two three camp gank or some shit. Or maybe taking in account enemy CDs in account for knowing when to trade. Or lvl2 awareness. I'm sure most people know about this shit by now even in gold.
I wish I had friends to talk to all day.
>>565520184>anon didn't say sorry to me
>>565520294same bro wheres my sorry
>>565520184>didnt say sorry to meOk...
how it feels to not need an apology because people don't wrong you
>>565520470I want it just to have my name on the list, not because I was wronged in any way
>>565520230add some lolgs!
>>565520184>didn't make the listhell yeah
I LOVE YUUKI
>>565521406i hate him but i bet he has a big... nvm
bets
>peanut is playing and actually thinks its a good game.LFG
>>565519882That's pretty basic shit, nigga. The difference is time played. More games = more rank. It's that simple.
>>565521989omg its steel
Hey /lolg/, I have an idea and need you to tell me if it's dogshit. Thinking about Lethal Tempo/Jack of all Trades Zaahen, building Hubris, Manamune, Visage, Endless Hunger and DD.Will it just be too squishy, or could it work?
>>565507731If you're so good you'll have no issue stomping the scrubs. Do you know how many players wish they could get stuck there?
>>565502776They made her into a fat tranny creatura for literally no reason. On top of that they gutted her incredible mobility. So stupid.
>>565522709HEYYY
my ch*dmates trolled me......
>>565521989steelie..
>>565523579hii
>>565523383If I was your support I wouldn't have gone 0/7... I would at least double that
>>565524421ign?
hai lolg
>>565527260hey qtwhatcha wanting out of lolg tonight?
>>565527324oh nothing muchmaybe i can play with some lolgs tonight
