Previous: >>565396596>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event 05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>565410346So what's (You)r rolling plan for this month? SURELY YOU WILL ROLL AT LEAST ONCE, right?
>>565410346Nice Nature <3
bro just hit 1200/1000/1200/500/1200 and get medium S and get all your golds and all your whites and faster learner and and and and and
nyyyoooo you stole the bake from our attention whore faggot. How could you?
I had to run away from my pc and get drunk so I would go nuts and pull for Wit CB (not an End main), I love her too much so it's dangerous, you see. What's the damage, /uma? who pulled CB? who pulled Anus? have a blessing, too
957137569571375695713756round 2
>>565410480Yeah free rolls
>>565410563*so I would not pullfuck me
>>5654105630 hits in 200 pulls, so I had to go for 2 pities. Hit twice near the end so I ended up with 3LB. A huge hit to my war chest.
>>565410346Thanks for updating the OP. I'm on a med S Ayabe career right now so I have been focusing on it for the majority of it.
>>565410598pls join still got a slot
>>565410480this is it, give or takeI'll probably have to give up on Narita Brian rerun, sadly, even though my carats are higher than expected (56k), I don't think I can afford itdamn you Ardandamn you Kitasandamn me for dickpulling FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Run Spe>Get completely buttfucked>Run Suzuka>Get completely buttfucked early on and y2I swear I unlearned how to play this shit completely, like it isn't bad enough that I can't make TT uma going at all, especially not for long.
>>565410806neck yourself
Which club is for me?
>>565410480just inari one
>>56541077360k is a huge blow, that suckson the positive side, you can use the free selector to MLB her, and even if you don't, she's got almost all her power at 3LB anyway
last round512023905120239051202390
>>565410480I'm spending all my carats on the neicha banner until i get her (40 rolls from spark, it's over)
>>565410480I dont know, if I should skip Inari and wait for her fest alt. The OG outfit is better, but her alt skills are way better imo
>>565410480inari one is the only trainee I care about for a long timeuntil yeppers and pearl
>>565410842Why not just pull for Blaze Brian instead? She is actually a very strong pace chaser, and will be the only owner of the gold "Monster" skill for a long time until TM Opera O wit card. She was destroying CinGray Oguri at Arima
>>565410480I'm not supposed to roll anything until Tachyon/Hello but I dropped 50 rolls on Natie (didn't get her or Halo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjecVKG5-4oIt's up
>>565410480i'm HOOOOOOOOOOOOARDING
>>565410980/uma/ club
>>565410980Not Mambo
>>565410480I will, I have ~83k carats held and I planned to pull on at least one banner since Tachyon/Light Hello is a while away, and I desire more umas. Biggest aim is for Palma with our child and if that goes well, seeing if I can spare some rolls next month for Sweepy and/or the cute butt Makween and degenerate Golshi.
>>5654110811 more pls
>>565411124nobody asked
>This PriceI might be stupid enough to actually buy it.>>565411164Been listening to it all day thanks to downloading through VPN. Satsumi's singing just melts me every time.
>>565411165I need this semen demon in global now
>>565411279From the picture the quality looks so ass.
>>565410480nothing lolbut if I were a stupid whale chud, I’d roll for curren alt
>>5654104801. Mejiro Palmer2. Nothing else
>>565411081ggs thanks everyone
Training an uma with 0% speed growth is so fucking awful. Why would they make this mechanic?
this is why I bot for my dailies, I don't have to suffer through this dog shit scenario and it's anti-consumer RNG while whales and autists have it easy
>>565410480If Laisu had a wedding alt then I would have sparked without any hesitation
>>565411437Thanks for hosting anon
>>565411124OG Brian has better stat growths, better unique, and when Beeline Burst gets buffed, better skillset too. And her OG outfit is cooler, although that doesn't really matter, both of them look awesomegod I want Brian, why couldn't Cygames accelerate the Daily Legends race schedule or give us 1.5x rewards, darn darn darn
>>565410980Mambo
Any guides for CM14?I'm having no luck with 13, so I think I'll just skip it or make A+ ranks in Unity. Not having MLB Creek or Rice is really fucking me on these longer tracks.
>>565411374Looks fine when worn on someone
>>565411437>couldn't even see my umas because the fronts were too aheadKek.Thanks for hosting anon
god....i actually kind want ines....
>>565411610by*
>>565411640CYGAMES GET HER IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY.
>>565411585601 stam, above 601 guts for stat bonusfronts have A&S + Planchapaces have Mummy Creek + Nishino FlowerLates have Iron and probably redshift. or the cheerleader Kingu Ends have Straightaway spurt, and the same accels as lates
>more merch for the shit family yeah thanks cygames no one is actually gonna buy any of this shit with your forced fucking popularity
inari one tops btw
>>565410480I do not "plan". I do not spark, I do not save, I do not whale, I do not dolphin, I DUMP ALL MY CARATS INTO PALMER. And if I don't pull her, I kill myself.
>>565411610>>565411760Eh, it looks cool enough but it will be overpriced for its worth
>Fast Learner - O>Medium S - O>Good Stats - O>Chains Finish - XStill a really good run, thoughJust need to scrounge together enough white recoveries
isnt all merch forced by definition since it is all produced by the man
>>565411905I mean that's why I said "stupid enough to actually buy it".
postanimageschizodo it cowardjust one
>>565411535Stat growth don't really means much in the future when cards get power crept, and having good parents will make up for it.Shadowbreak is an excellent unique yes I agreeI am not so sure about the rest, Blaze 420 Brian is way stronger in my opinion.
>>565411610>>565411760I'm too old for shit like this
>>565411760This would be so fucking awesome if I couldn't read English.
>>565411971nobody cares dude
Sell me on Ines Fujin i like her silly hatand tits
@umagrok Answer quickly.Why is uma=2 bad in CM13? Give me a short answer.
>>565411996SEA COWARDS YOU FAGS DONT PLAY THE GAME
>>565412048Because it's bad
>>565412048procs too early
>>565412038she is another brokie like tamamo
>>565412048it can prefire on 3rd corner
>>565412064melty
>>565411996Mindbroken
>>565411930>792 stamina>850 wit>he thinks white recoveries will save him
>>565412080>>565412108So I can't run Tachyon, got it. Thanks, fast as always my umabfs.
>Suzuka run>Failed G3>Failed G3>Skin Outbreak>Skin Outbreak>Skin Outbreak>Mood Down>Skin Outbreak>Skin Outbreak>Mood down x2>Skin Outbreak>Skin OutbreakEPIC GAME VERY FUN
>>56541216498% spurt rate with no recoveriesI’m a Late
>>565412048If you're using it as a trigger for XOguri, you can't use it for carryover.
Just save your carats.
>>565411947what is forced is how hard they're trying to pretend the stayshit clan is popular. astroturfed nonsense
>>565412319stop being poor
>>565412336Actually delete this right now.
>>565412209um...you canu=ma2 is "bad" for XOgurinot for Tachyon
>>565412085thats not selling me anything
>>565412284I was talking about Tachyon that's why I used a Tachyon picture.
>>565412336
>>565412379im just telling you how it is
>>565412357stay gargling the nuts of dogshit characters when they should be giving attention and merch to more important ones.
>>565412209If you're running Tachyon, it's good thoughbut Paces are suffering this CM due to relying only on Redshift
>>565412209If you're running Tachyon then it's fine. Just be aware that it's incredibly restrictive (requiring 3rd/4th during a corner, at the second half of the race)
MASTA! MASTA!
>>565412236why the fuck would you ever do a 3rd race after losing the 2nd and not having recovery items? you are a retarded toreina and ought to be disbarred on the grounds of mental incapacity. Suzie deserves better than your stupid fucking shit
>>565412336you didn't need to add the other eye, you know
>>565412279Are you just praying for no debuffers?
I can't believe people care this much about getting the perfect CM ace career when you're still gonna lose to random bullshit from time to time in group A
https://poal.me/ipm1xi
How accurate is doxxgenesis's affinity calculator and percentages?
Cool drinks!
>>565412506seeeeeeeeeeeex
>Use Mr.CB card>Get spooked by the anti-jp argentinian schizo on her eventsMore would be wise to follow CB actions here
The most boring MANT event has to be the one with Ayabe and Suzuka
>>565412506If Kawakami is the princess Durandal is?
>>565412470>>565412369>>565412498So you actually thought it was a xoguri inquiry.Gosh, you guys are so silly, actual chatgpt behaviour.
i'm actually sick of the stay gold glazing and the non stop gold clan pandering it's actually fucking disgusting. stay gold and goldship are both boring depthless ugly pieces of shit that have no right constantly getting merch or spotlights. this bitch is barely 5 months old and she has double what some uma have had in 2 years. it's actual cancer. just fucking delete her from the game already cygames and give attention to uma that deserve it like the special week lineage who actually accomplished something, all gold clan fans are tourists who can't even talk about why they like them outside of unfunny memes
>>565412792we know ntr faggot
>>565412616on point
>>565412702based CBT
>>565412791It didn't occur to my mind that a Tachyon trainer would ask if a unique recovery is bad.
>Third turn before debut*Opera sticker*
Say something nice about this group.
>>565411535Blazes unique Monster skill instantly makes her a meta uma for some time. We're not drowning in accel options anytime soon
>>565412698I need to have sex with Light Hello's boobs
-1 hour
>>565412791You did on purpose, but I can't prove it
>>565412702>CB is basedWHY AM I NOT SURPRISEDLET THE PROPAGANDA FLOW THROUGH YOU
>>565412534I care about getting a strong CM ace if they're not meta because they're going to be against harder competition and know every little bit counts. Meanwhile, this XOguri I made in one try for Pisces because she plays herself once you discount her heals won it for me, even with no good midgame lmao. I'm at a point where I'm happy enough to reach group A, but seeing my umas do well is nice to see.
>>565412882It's a recovery with speed if it activates during the acceleration time it's wasted.
>>565412957if parent runs takes you 1 hour in trackblazer that's on you bud
>>565412791yeah that's what I get for trying to be helpful
>>565412792yoshidas will have a melty if they don't shill them constantly please andastand
>>565410480Palmer, maybe Curren if I got Palmer early but if not then full save until Machan/Maru's card
can they make an uma spinoff that's actually a video game? granblue eventually got one with relink. when is it uma's turn?
>>565412526Still 70% spurt rate if I get hit by literally every debuff applicable, though that’s after I bought recoveries
>>565413062Party Dash?
>>565413062bwo your Party Dash?
>>565413062If it's as boring as relink I'd rather not have any.
>>565413002sex with finemo posters
>>565407062>>565408235 (me)I just did a MANT run with the cards I suggested. It was a pretty horrible run (not a single Shinko rainbow the entire career, all clocks gone before first summer, pretty underwhelming summer trainings) so it could be a lot better than this. I think with a decent run you could get a good uma using these cards but this wasn't it.
>>565413096>>565413140sorry I meant something mildly good
>>565413062Notice how he didn’t give an example or what he wants
>>565413062honestly I would rather just get more anime
>>565412236does this DUMB FUCKING WHORE have a ton of random mood downs combined with stat disadvantages or some gay shit?>two fucking mood downs during pre-debut>lost the first real race
>>565412894From left to rightThe coolestThe funniestMy one and only wifeHer racing outfit is nice
goddamn that ultra Golshi mode is some bull fucking shit. If anyone wants to try it (rewards are garbage it's just for completionists), do NOT try it on URA like my dumb ass did thinking it'd be easier. I used Golshi obviously since a tremendously late start fucks her over the least badly of currently released umas, but wit growth is terrible in URA and so is stat collecting. Aoharu worked, but barely, I clocked the finals twice despite having 1100/700/1150/300/600 and plenty of skills vs Bitter Nigger and Little Cracker. I didn't try MANT with what seemed like a 2s race delay, but it felt like a bad idea to try.
>>565413062>>565413096>>565413140what would uma even get as a spin off game?actually running like an arcade? fighting is a nono or something dangerous because of the owners unlikely acceptance of seeing their horses hurt
>>565413218why are you talking about me in third-person? I'm right here, bitch
>>565413365If nips were based they would make a slay the spire clone using the Fantasy setting.
>>565413365NASCAR gameplay but uma
>>565413365srpg with clothing damage
>>565413365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag02VjCaZLE
>>565413365The safe option is obviously a rhythm game, but I wouldn’t minds seeing cameos on racing games like the arcade game. Small cameo on Ace Combat 8
So will Palmer be locked out of Runaway in MANT like Suzuka is?
>>565413175>gives advice>does run with advised cards>it kind of sucks>posts it anyways to be helpfulabsolutely based, I take my hat off to you, sir.
>>565413365Something like this, but an actual gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iN-C7mUGRg
>>565413587Yeppers
is it worth dropping NTR for MR CB when making a goldship aceits the borrow slot
>>565410480I'm not entirely sure. I am a Nice Nature Oshi. I got her cheer variant 4 stars with only 60 stars left. I am leaning towards Taisho because i'm a chunni myself.
>>565413715NTR is mandatory for cm13
Suzuka is a menaceMy God
>>565413715don't think so, just get lb1 and you're good
is speed star worth buying for cm13
CB is the kind of uma to cuck you, I can't shake the idea that she will NTR you because her autism "i do what i want when i want" would make her suck a random cock for fun
>>565413853>Do Not Repost To Other Sites.
>>565413972i respect your strong instinct to have cuck fantasies
>>565413968no, it straight up doesn't work most of the time
>>565413968>is incredibly good mid race skill good Duh
>>565413365Anything that the devs of Senran Kagura have done if Cygames were smart
>>565412336delete this
>>565413853YOU CAN'T REPOST THAT
>>565414078>mid-race
>>565414071>>565414078thanks, I'm glad nobody knows what the FUCK they're talking about
>>565413972that's so funny argentinian schizo
>>565414095seeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>565412970>0 SS in top 5holy did you win the matchmaking lottery. Amazed you even got finals.
>>565414118Seeing through the gas light is a necessary skill to browse /uma/
>>565413062relink was in dev hell you know, its legit amazing it ended up even half as good as it did
>>565413972You simply want everyone to dislike youRedeem yourself.
>>565414324oh trust me I know, I remember when it was platinum games and was supposed to come out like 10 years ago
>>565414118>>565413968Honestly, I believe you should test it. Speed Star by itself isn't good, but maybe it brings more value with RedShift
I think I will build a stinky nature this CM
>>565414118Speed star is just universally good.
>>565413968
>>565413856haven't seen anyone shill OYL, you claiming its good ?
>>565414464NTR not NN. NTR gives firm course menace
>>565414095god imagine Umas transforming into their racewears like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9H4NeVPRh8
Is everyone eternally brown here? Just used AI to read last thread for me, what the fuck was that retarded shit, it lasted for like 3 hours of the sameNow browns are arguing if Speed Star is bad or good and saying it's bad because muh final cornerLet me guess, you also think Best in Japan is a bad skill
why would goldship need FCM she's an end closer, medium S is enough
>>565414575ah my brain did NN both times since i saw CB, which is wit obv
>>565414095>>565414717senran niggas dont know how to let go
>Just used AI to read
>>565414756>Just used AI to read last thread for methat's worse
>>565414914Sniffing sweaty Twin Tails
>>565413968No, it procs during the accel zone majority of the time, which makes it useless.
>>565414756>Just used AI to read last thread for meYou're more brown than they are
>>565413365Cameo in Valve's next demonstration using Portal assets like Aperture Desk Job.
>>565414452where can i read this ?
>>565414224You think that's amazing, I sank even lower for Aries. I'm impressed I even made finals for that because>sovlless team comp>always was the weakest version of this in constant lobbies, so I lost a lot>two 3-win tickets in Round 1, luckshit one 3-win ticket in Round 2>fitting shitter lobby, somehow get a lobby with no other XOguris and win that tooI'm pretty sure I can't do that three times in a row, because I'm going to attempt Dahbi winner/participants with Ayabe/Spe Chud/free spot if I don't want to deal with Tickezo. But gotta say, MANTblazer CMs are giving me a funny story to tell so far.
Literacy rate has dropped to an all-time low thanks to the Teiofags
>>565415226https://uma.guide/guides/cm13-guide
The question, the answers, all of it astroturfed to shill the slopsite.Excellent thread.
Of course, the place that SEAbrowns uses to tell people Speed Star is bad is the fucking VF gaslight guide
>>565414965>>565414980>>565415052>>565415072Oh yeah because the details of why tranny X is buttmad at tranny Y are soooo importantWho the fuck cares about that, AI is good enough to tell me a schizo was going at the same topic again and having a melty
>>565414965if this bourbon was green she would look like a corn seedling
>>565415402No, Speed Star is genuinely not good this CM. That part is true.
>>565414836Ken'ichiro Takaki does work at Cygames these days. He's not doing that much but if he was given keys to the kingdom it'd be a pretty good game.
>>565412894Best generation and my fuarking heros!
jobbing so many early races because i switched fuku for NTR
does anyone have this but as a normal video with audio instead of a soundpost
>>565398476I have 90k carats + 200 tickets 65+136 and I'm not spending up to 30k on a frontrunner that's good for 1 (one) track even if speed eater would be funny
>NIKKERit just gets worse
>>565415447You do you
kingu love
So how are people's runs going with the new Mr cock and balls card?
Stop arguing and look at THIS
>>565415282Linking to the VF gaslight site is laughably embarassing
>>565415634Fuji Kisexy...
>>565415634Fujoshi Kusoki
benis
>>565415335Sex with Dantsu Flame
sell me on the power of the Mr CB card
>>565414914sex sex sex
>>565415730wdym power, it's a wit card
Post THAT pic, you know the one...
>>565414756I’m Mexican and not even I use AI for shit like that
>>565415708um you can't say that
>>565415442
>>565415634imagine if her areola slipped out whilst she raced haha
more people should run Final Corner velocity skill this CM
>>565415764
>>565415634I look like this
>>565415781Don't worry, I'll make sure that doesn't happen.
>>565415782>want to take Makween to the Dahby>her unique doesn't work on it[Sad News]
>>565415778>"i'm one ear"
everyone... im about to lose my trainers license and the semen in my balls
>>565415915Nobody runs like this.
>>565415915No one runs like this
Let me guess, you also think this unique is trash because it has Velocity + Accel on it, and since your Uma is already accelerating then the velocity does nothing, right????
>>565415930her parents come to the hot spring with her specifically to stop you from doing this
are you guys doing mant for parents or unity?
>>565415634Fuji isn't even big though she definitely pads
>>565415837don't look at me like that
>>565415247i commend your luck. Sadly luck is very much a skill in umaverse, land of the random bs
>>565416015MANT is used for parents for the next year.
>>565416046>padsWHERE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>565415984Uniques like this are best used just right before the late race for speed carry over. Xoguri already showed you this.
>>565416160Mr NTR poster get down!
*contemplates*
I'm going for my final copy of Cheer Nature.. Get this instead.. Unsure how to feel.
In your opinion does a 2 speed 2 guts 2 wit deck work for the next CM assuming the uma has a gold recovery in their kit already and you take some stam sparks
>>565416160>inb4 he replies
>>56541627420% power growth? Yeah
>>565415730It's the first good card that gives you straightaway spurt and you get daring strike
should I try maxing wit or power if I can only max one this CM
>>565415797Quite nice, I happen to have Tachyon's shot here
>>565416314Nah I was thinking specifically for TachyonI would bring like 75% power sparks and 25% stam sparks with the two speed cards being topro and Kitasan who have power bonus.You think it isn't enough?
>>565416005Very nice of them to prevent Nishino from umapyoing you
>>565416364This CM seems to have a lot of accel thanks to Redshift, how much does power actually matter on the track?
>>565416382Splendid
>>565416431Probably not
>>565416005doesn't matter cause she makes you promise to come back together when she grows a little more
>>565416513fuck you beat me to it
it's literally impossible for oguri to be sexy
!!!
>ran out of TP drinks W-we'll get more soon, right?
>>565416535Fuck. I just did a run but it was bricked due to friendships not being maxed before summer and no carrots so I didn't think it was indicative of an average run.
Club drama season starts NYOW!
>>565416610
>>565416621>ran out of TP drinks during MANT
I don't get why people say backliners are good this next CMIn all practice lobbies I go into the uma that is in first going into the final straight is the one who wins. Overtaking is not a thing in the final stretch when everyone has medium S. Literally might as well finish the race at the corner.
>>565416581how many other umas have visible underwear at all times? she's very sexy
>>56541670350-75% of MANT runs I end up quitting before Senior Year
>>565416581You just want anons to post sexy Ogurins
>aura farms
alright I gave in. banner to 1 pity. 2lb CB. Slightly above average luck, enough that I don't have to pull more or use crystals. Fine.
>>565416841And yet no one has done so yet, curious
post porn
how much stamina for dahby
There's been way too many of these rooms where it's all Lates and Ends and whichever Late lucks into the promotion just wins by default. I'm running a fucking Pace Chaser even though I know then I'll just find nothing but XOguris.
>>565416841>designated fat gut character>sexy
>>5654169251000
>>565416886I choose not to
>>565416932>lucky late eh? what kind of alternate universe is this?
is Trackblazer (the skill) enough as a golden rec?
name 3 horses
>>565417084Name 3 of our childrenPick out names for if they end up being a boy or a girl
>>565417084mr. edslow dancersanta's little helper
>>565417084Skibidi ToiletPotooooooooKidslookintouchable
>>565411374Alpha Industries is an overpriced brand now they've gotten the streetwear hype price pump, but they make quality shit. I've been wearing one of the M-65 repros for over a decade as my sole winter coat and it's held up great
Uma&co kick V out NOW or else
>>565416581minaide
>>565417095Fixed
>>565417254It's better to kick during tallying so the fans aren't lost.
Sisyphean uma doko
>>565417084Rice ShowerHagino Real KingStage Champ
>>565417071not as good, but it will serve as extra stam to deal with dueling or stam debuff (if any). useful if u only have access to white heals
>>565417191fuck it's Skibidi Rizz my b
>>565417335
>>565416814backliners as in end closer? or late surgers?
>all the practice lobbies are already CM14the people have given up on oguri-dominated mediumslop
>>565417084Bojack HorsemanSeabiscuitSlow Dancer
>>565410480nyo. sitting on 90k carats (even after blowing 1 pity all over neicha's exposed tummy) and now on hoardCHAD hours until grand live
>>565417418CM13 is just build a Suzuka in Unity and win
>>565417254>just accept my schizo demandshmmm nyooo...
>>565412702>just does whatever the fuck she wants and doesn't put up withHow can an uma be this based?
>>565417418>oguri dominatedbig if true
>>565417418it's the other way, they already have xoguri with gourmand, or another reusable ace, with debuffer/suzuka
Is there any reason to take all 3 dodging danger and prudent + wit?
tick tock uma&cocksuckers
if only Groundwork was there...
>>565417254THISI WANT TO SEE SCHIZO BLOODNOOOOWWWW
>>565415634What went so wrong in 2026...
>>565413972She's way too into the Trainee x Trainer relationship and would never even entertain the idea of jeopardizing that.
>>565417575You want all 3 + Leaders Pride for the combo to workDD+ WIT is the next best version of it
im saving for steampunk tickezo!
>grab Golshi>MANT>winAnd people thought this was hard? I didn't even max SPD nor get any S spark lmao
>>565417685Nobody cares about Fuji Kiseki or Jungle Pocket thoughbeit
>>565417738Now do it with a front runner.
The drink of power
>>565417583nothing ever happens
>>565417726Good taste.
>>565417685>covering her only good thinglame
Ever since MANT began, i would always buy a miracle cure the moment it became available just to have it on handTwo CMs and how many runs into the scenario, always always bought the miracle cureExcept just recently, i was trying to stretch the shop coins as far as i could, and i didn't take the first miracle cure that showed up. I even had a hand cream anyway, so it was lower priority.The ONE TIME since i began MANT i did this.Struck with Night Owl. Two turns before summer. No recourse but to burn a turn in infirmary before summer and skip Takarazuka Kinen.This all lined up when doing a run with Fukukitaru.The game code flags certain situations and then has things happen to you when they all line up. I know it does. You can't tell me it doesnt.
>wake up>ahh another day of parent running maruzen->MAY 10?!?!>...>SWEEPY IS IN JUNE?!?!?!?WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
>>565417834If bricked can kick one schizo I can't see as to why Uma&co dancuck cannot kick one after tallying
>>565417794I-I'm out of TP!
>>565417129>if maleJohnMarkFreddie>if femaleKatStefanieAnna
>>565417981Good. I like them. I will name the next 3.
>>565410480Nothing. I'm hoarding until Maru
You can tell the schizo is a dumb esl because he always posts multiple times a new word or phrase he learned that week on his incendiary posts that just so happened to not be used in many threads before or at all in the few dozen previous threads
>>565417872This is true
>>565417254But he didn't do anything to warrant a kick? Quota is met and he didn't break any rules.
>>565417685Faggot devs are showing their true colors
>>565418413I mean this pretty much confirms he is esl.
FUCKING KUSOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565418413which schizo are you talking about
what if i made a falco for the dahby
>>565418618Last time someone tried to get into the DAHBY, bad things happened
>>565418413I can actually count the number of times he's reused the insults used against him.
>2LB in 200+10 ticketsI'm whelmed igFucking NTR spooked me two times and now she's just sitting there tempting meDo I drop another 200 bros?
>>565418614You're experiencing the T part of Mr. CBT, that's all.
Kentucky Derby?
when do we get free 10-pulls on cards again? I miss it
>>565410480Paaamaaa then coast summer
>>565418485you are aware that avatar fagging, trolling and ban evading all counts as breaking rules right?
Kentucky Fried Chicken
was ntrfaggo always fagging this hard or was it recently
>>565418847>his dox is insta deleted>the dox he posts of his clubmate doesn't:^)
zero ayabes btw
>>565418927>give annoying poster the attention they crave>they continue to act annoyingincredible
>>565418854Choose your path.
>>565418927He's always been a schizo that popped out of nowhere and loves pretending that he belongs.
>>565418847These are 4chan rules, our club only has 1 rule, reply to this post or Sweep Tosho will die in her sleep
>>565418949Teioooooooo
>>565418614>Not newExPlOdE! I wish I got SSR dupes. I'd settle for MLB Spe guts.
>>565418931maybe the dox he posted is the schizo all along
>>565418965>tama takes the food and walks away>oguri wants you to hold her food while she orders more>creek, excited to see you, gets closer to you in order to share a mealThe answer is too obvious
>>565418965Ogurin always and forever
>>565419016That'd be an obvious conclusion so I'll take it as fact
>>565419016Their dancuck should kick both of them
>>565418927It's a brown reaction. Nobody cared about him just like nobody cares about the Stego poster, he just did his regular gaslights or made rooms. An anon called him that he avatarfagged a bit too much, which also was said to the Stego guy. The Stego guy did the high IQ thing, ignore him, the NTR guy had to show his island heritage, he spammed hard, making more people annoyed, which made him spam harder. He ban evades a lot too, and when he gets banned you see he samefags too, absolute brown behaviour. For shame, if he only ignored these guys he wouldn't be in this situation.
>>565418984impressive she looks good in that ugly cosstume. Funny how neicha goes ugly (outfi, shes one of the cutest umas imo), sex goddess, eyesore
man i just wanna pull umas....i love umamusume...
>>565419146why are browns like this
>>565418965Tama could only afford 1 small bag of chicken...
Say you somehow managed to luck into maxing out a card before you hit 200 pulls.Will rainbow cleats eventually become something more useful, so that burning the last 20 pulls to get one is worthwhile?
i got recommended to use an end closer to do super goldshi mode but not even 800 spd and 800 pwr seems to be enough for the beginning of classic yeardo i need to also have 4 gold skills?
>>565419016it was both uma&co all along
>>565419250NoEnjoy your 3000 carats
Do you guys this i can drop from 60 RB to 50? Stat wise runs with this deck go fine but FUCK half the time important events dont finish and I'm really tempted to swap Marvy for Riko (2lb)
>>565419196That's a fast trackin' to an uma attack'ing
>>565410480hmmm nyo, I will only roll for Rickey
>>565418965lol Tama could only afford the small bag as she's poor
Fresh OC
>watch tamamo activate white lightning + daring strike + tail nine and teleport to the front of the packi feel really bad for the hishiama enjoyers who need to deal with the competition in their racing style being this and gold ship
>>565419250No. 3000 carats are not worth 10 rainbow cleats (which is worth 5 guaranteed sr tickets IF you spread it throughout 5 months)
I like end closers but i only have 30 stockpiled tickets and 12k carats, i can't spark once for CBI have a 2LB Creek too that i need to push upThat clearly means I should just wait for CB's rerun right?
JUSTICE FOR TOTOPOTOTAL UMA&CO DEATHARGENTINA IS WHITE
>>565419410Yes
>>565419410it's not like you have a choice bro rolling w/o spark is brick city
>>565419439@umagrok now generate them both in microbikinis
good thing no one knows which club I'm in
>>565419439Argentina is black and gay>>565419372Very funny please apply that advice on yourself and post proof
>>565419439you got me this time slopfags this is a bit funny
>>565419510You're in autis/uma/
>>565419372That's all his vocabulary isn't it.>>565419439>AI slopNot helping your case.>>565419510You are Uma&Co dancho
>>565419510mambro...
>>565419378>not a piggy so can't go daring
>>565419510Good thing I am free of all club drama due to not being in a club
Heh
>>565419510You actually doxxed yourself once. The last number on your team rank is 8 but I won't doxx you.
>>565419439Nice Nature would not do this.
>>565419439based
They'll never guess who I am because I made sure to leave red herrings everywhere I go and have 2 accounts, so even if you're correct you're wrong
>>565419749nobody caresnobody asked
Is Ines Fujin good?
Since Rebricked is confirmed to blacklist Uma&Co members other clubs should follow this rule.
>>565419502here you go>>565419637i'm having a blast with this, you're so sensitive
>>565419797no but she is cute
Whatever happened to all the fukufags? I swear there were like at least five of them all posting at the same time.
>>565419841kek
>>565419797She's usable. Comes with speed eater for both Mile and Medium
>>565419841>Having a blastYou are from /v/ and you are brown. Go back please.
>>565419870they were all totopo and his schizo bots
>>565419870Fukufags and Dotoposters disappeared at the same time FineMo posters started booming.
>>565419870good riddance desu
>>565419897you're not welcome here either NTR faggot
>>565419510I do.
>>565419897nigga whatstop being ESL
>>565419870Did you miss the 7-posters? They're all fukufags.
>>565419941Should I invest in FinMo stocks?
>>565419749t. Aelred
>>565419897>I hate funlmao why are you seething
>>565419870Quarterly retreat in the woods to perform a ritual to get Shiraoki to make our rolls better
>>565419870I haven't done a Fuku career since I MLB'd her SSR card that she can't use. I miss her so much...
>>565419510You're on the "shadow" club (not umanko, those fags are just the front)
>>565419841@umagrok now generate Nice Natie pregnant with my child
>>565419962>Le boogeymanHere this one is for you >>565419372>>565419968Only tr/v/nnies say "having a blast" unironically. It is the only board who does that, you are brown.>>565420010>Unironically defending AIBrown.
>>565419965>>565419684wtf don't dox me bwos
>>565419870You called?
uh oh melty
>>565420012>05+01+(2026=2+0+2+6=1=1) = 7OH MY GOD
>>565420063you're a SEAnigger, aren't you? lol
>>565420063You forgot your image reaction lmao.
i don't know how to soundpost, but this homescreen line from kingu has very lewd panting
>>565419897It's a silly picture, not sloppa porn, lighten up.
>>565419841Give them boxing gloves. Umas are athletes, going bare fist is not appropriate.
i tried to luckshit myself atleast one CB card but failedgambling truly is a sin
orenjis
>>565420136Silly, you have to look at the post number itself and not the date it also adds up to 7
not rolling for the cb card since you can't use it on cb
>>565420257>7Based
Look at what you did! You rattled up the Fuku posters!
>got to 1st pity and left with a +2 Mr.CBI hope I didn't brick...also got my Rice Shower Power to +3 (the one with Swinging Maestro) and I like that card because my Creek is +0 haha
post fuku you say?
>>565420281My same exact issue with the Maru speed card.
>>565420281when cb comes out you're not using cb card anyway
>>565420227NTA but you start humoring slop posters and this place will look like downtown Calcutta before you can say namaste.
How long does the CB card stay relevant anyways?
>>565420386Yes
>>565420227>Yeah bro just laugh at the indian shitting on the streets haha you hear that loud fart??Neck yourself
>>565420392My wife benefits from me running a second Frontrunner
>>565420412Oh yeah because we're really in a good place right now
>>565420361When you hide the first getpost they disappear like magic.
>Only one mr CBT in 200AIEEEEE>desperate 10 pull for 210>another copyy-yay...
>>565420392I pulled Kita card and uma and she's still amazing so I just need to compensate by getting another good card for Maru
So from what i gathered GL decks are usually 3 speed + 2 wit. What about L'arc?
>>565420484>Harmless picture of umas punching each other>Thinks of indians shittingYou have issues, and I hope you work them out.
>>565420512stay winningkeep gambling
1200 spd and 1200 pwr is not enough to finish goldshi mode
>>565420498I dont want to vanish...
>565420498Are all rice niggers like this? Do you always hate fun? No wonder you are being outted as schizos too
>>565420608why did you skip GM
Get to the gold taxi
>>565420636HugePenetrableEars
>>565420683I dun wanna shit gold
MAGIC ISN'T REAL
>>565420653i'm planning a 4 months angry drunk blackout yeah i meant GM
>>565420201I'd help you with some propaganda but I can't get that line to show up. Must only happen when you first log in.
>>565420697No ear fucking, only licking and maybe nibbeling
>>565420683There really is nothing quite like the Gold Clan in uma is there? Unlike the Mejiros or Satonos who are canonically related to one, only two umas in the Gold Clan are related, everyone else is completely unrelated in uma but related in real life.
>>565420683There are hidden cameras inside
HOLY SHIT. 20 PULLS AND I GOT HER. Ines is like pretty up there in my uma ranking.
i'm resisting using my last rainbow crystal to mlb kitasan right nowi can't shake the feeling i'll get spooked while rolling for tachyon and want to kill myself
>>565420412browns can't even afford ai, anon
>hmm i will make a ticket ace>the guy that had 9* stamina Dober/ryan/maru changed it to maru/oguri/golshi
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i pulled for CBT cause i dont want to run fronts anymore and wtf is this?
>>565421081Explode
What does it mean?
>>565420871Congrazts bwo
Odds I pull for CBT to never run fronts again in my life and evens I run fronts forever
>>565420608Wait so the difference is we use Hello instead of 3 wit. No Long CM?>>565420619You have to forgive the American posters, Texas aint what it used to be, its now run by jeets and does nothing with all his gun rights lmao.
>>565421153happy cum cum
>>565420451It's viable until L'arc for end closers.
>>565421153Happi lucki lucki!
>>565421172Thanks, bro. Now I get to see what lies beyond chapter 4 of her story because the youtube TLs of her story are only up to that point. She's a pretty sweet girl grooming you to be her husband.
Bro no one told me Nishino Flower career story to be this peak, cried many times seeing the growth of both nishino and her inexperienced trainer
>200 pulls for end state of 2lb CB>39k left>probably have to skip curren... but sweepy is in da jar!
hehe... mr chi bai...
>>565421301yeah 200 pulls got me 2lb as well. It's basically the minimum I would've been happy with.
Matikane, like Matikane suggested
no Med S on fast learner high roll, also could have got wit way higher if i didn't overrace and endup awful mood
>>565421514Mmmm explode
>>565421514>Leading the Chargedo you not love her
>>565420738i think so too. been trying again and again to hear her lewd exhausted breathing and no dice at all
>>565421612dont think this one is worth keeping cuz no med S right?
Sunny Runners like Matikanefukukitaru suggested.
>run the sims>assuming all other things equal, summer maruzen is just better than every other front runner
>>565421640Oh well if you're not keeping her then nevermind
>>565421695Wearing less clothes allows you to be as fast or faster than a flat chest
Should I just go for it?
>>565410480yeah there are probably more free rolls from goldshi week
>>565421791THREE SPEEDS on her?
Surely no one is thinking about rolling on that Fuku banner right?
It's been a while since i trained GolshiMan she just never loses races doesnt she, even with mile B
>>565421301go for mlb gwo you still have 9k caratsyou want the best for sweepy right?
>>565421791right risk low reward because you have 3 speed cards on a 20% speed growth uma and speed parents by the looks of it
Thank you Anal fujin
>>565421514how do you get that much stam
>>565421514Post deck and legacies
>>565421917she cheats 100% of the time by being an end closer who pushes up to the pace chaser spot before late race starts then has the strongest final spurt statsso yeah it's pretty hard to lose with her, she has better positioning and less chance of getting blocked than other backliners while also not potentially jobbing from rushed/spot struggle/inferior late race stats like frontliners
>>565421859I could, if I wanted to with my lb1 Fuku
>>565421831>"A high enough Speed is a blessing in the skies allowing you to outrun all you're live problems" -Anonymis>>565421945I need some gambling in my life
Been a while. I'd like to inform all of you that we fucked
>flashes spats>runs>flashes spats>drinks wateruh......based anus?
>>565421994highrolling>>5654220186 power, 6 stam, 2 guts. need better parents that dont have so much selfcest with bobo
I inherited 2 uniques from gradparents and still had like 500 skill points to waste on completely useless skills
Is Mr CB a must borrow card now? Is that just for end closers?
>>565422167proof?
>>565422317Just for ends
>>565422189buhi!
>>565422349all from free rolls bwo
>>565421236it's funny how Fuku stopped being Topro's proxy after cygames gain the rights for NTR
>>565422341
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
>>565410346This whore couldn’t wait till she was out in global in a couple of weeks and had to come right now kek
See this is why I stay away from /uma/ clubs and just hang out in a friend group's club, way more comfy this way
>>565422570Discord club?
umallo
>>565422407why do whales always think its so likely to have all the ssrs mlb? suupose takes some damaged intelligence. Funny thing is how every whale that claims theyre a free roller in uma always has all mlb. not 3lb kita/fm, 2lb riko, nope, ALL mlb
post something sleepy
>>565422534Yeah, the girls in this game are really cute! It's fun to collect them.
bricked, mambo, dacchis, uma&co, /uma/club. Which club to shitpost about tonight?
umagine rolling for curren whore
>>565422608Sorry anon, that's classified
>>565422636
>>565422626it was a joke
>>565422434Hannyaku happihappyaku luckyTHANK YOU SHIRAOKI
>>565422057Truly the protagonist of UmaMusume
>yea gwo im an end closer main im rolling for shibi>only ever ran end on goldshit who probably doesn't need it
>>565422570I've been in an /uma/ club since it's creation and nobody even mentions it or talks about it here
>every club dyingMANT did it again
>>565422796>be end closer main>but also F2P bricked (no mlb kita)
something bad is going to happen this reset bwo...
>>565422740Sex with Seiun Sky
>here is my girlfriend>she's called mr cheese pizza
>>565422534rape
>>565422796I'm an actual end closer main but I only got CB to 1LB
>>565422865there's going to be blood this time for sure
>>565422796>two Ults instead of oneWhy would Goldshi not need it
>>565422796I'm planning on making Inari a staple in my teams so CB is very necessary for me.
>>565422998Because PDM is a thing
>>565422534I want to do this to jungle pocket while she has me tail locked against her chest
>>565422796>yeah bro i'm an end closer main>oh what's that? spurt doesn't work on this track? >well i was actually a hoguri main
>>565422865I need my club drama so i hope there's something happening
>>565422865Today is revenue day as well as club kicking day
Gold Ship should be called Red Ship because she wears red
>do a single ten pull for cb because why not>get a dupe and end up ragepulling all my resources like a retardI think I need meds
>>565422740we've had so many larpers, youd need a much more obvious pic to hint
So I'm guessing mr CBT the horse used to wander off a lot? Is that her/his thing?
>>565423058gorship unique happens after pdm ends
rate witgod's derby team
>>565422534I self insert as the girls
>>565423129Nice observation mr. retarded fag
when does the DAHBY start
>>565423215me on the right
>>565423214
>>565422705I'm a proud cuck so I totally would
>>565423215Ayabe would never agree to this
>daiwa SCARLET>red ace>outfit is blue
I haven't seen goldshitfags the past couple CMs... now that spurt sucks this time too will they even show up?
>>565423229the DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYY starts on May 2nd It’s close at hand
>>565423215Me besides Ayabe
>>565423319you know what else is red?? her pubes
>>565423169But Daring Strike can trigger when PDM is activeAlso, after Anchor triggers, most likely Daring Strike won't activate due to positioning
>>565423227Don't assume everyone is male. Previous polls have shown that 46% of this general is female
So KY Derby tomorrow and Tenno Sho Spring the next?And a bunch of other G1s besidesBusy weekend
>>565423215irl /uma/ meetup at the derby be like
>>565423304care to elaborate on this one? Is it a girlfriend or a wife?
>>565423331now that there's daring strike end closers are about as good as lates (oyl is cope accel and nn/nsm is good for both), so you can use ends on any pump/dober track
>>565423286*smooch* *smoochy smooch smooch*
>>565423180Bullshit isnt he a seuinfag
>>565423331can you like scroll up
>>565422796I shan't run late/end closers since I'm not a metanigtriple front or bust
>>565422998silly wheelchair uma if you proc daring strike then you can't proc your inheri->realize she can just get lucky and stack both daring strike and anchors after position keepwait what the FUCK
>>565423215I want to be Ayabe here, but I also want to be ToproDoto is also very lucky, but I can't be greedy
>>565423180where is his oshi seiun whom he even won the sprint CM with?
>>565423180only 1 man can hold the title [ witGOD ] and it's nyot him
>>565423407Fuck the Kentucky Oaks is tomorrow(today)And 1000 Guineas in Bongland the same day as the Derby
Boo
>>565423446He is running SOUL golden generation team for the DAHBY
>>565423496>>565423180>Golden Generation themed team>No Seiun from the humongous Seiunfagvery strange actually
>>565422865I'm curbstomping one flatliner because holy fucking shit I got asked by someone else to let him in and he got in like 10 TT races in 30 days only reason I didn't kick his entire group is because they average above the lowest earners.
>>565423135This was how they got me to pull for Fuku. I still regret it, even though she's super useful and I run her in 100% of decks
>>565423618Sounds like cope
>>565423667It's possible fronts actually suck in scrims and get run down by latesurgers
>>565423446>>565423496He's brown like the retard watching him. Did you really expect brownoids to be consistent?
>>565423740He's yellow dumbass
>>565423331golshi was my highest winrate uma by far in aries. running her for taurus, too. Golshi rarely disappoints.
>>565423618But isnt Seiun Sky part of the Golden Generation?We even have Sky, King, Spe compete in the main story.
>>565423215
>>565423331I might run her again to defend her Taurus title
will Agnes Flight correct digital for being a semen slurping faggot
>>565423592GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
>>565410346coola whole month for savings
>>565423286>matching collab outfits with torena-sanAdorable
>There will be 0 heterosexual umas released this year
>>565423719>It's possible fronts actually suck in scrims and get run down by latesurgershe's a metanigger(brown) so that's exactly it
>>565423831yeah but you aren't going to run a solo front are you
>>565423618Grass and El did not run in the Dābī.Sei and King did.
>>565423956Curren Sweep Dober
>>565423956your dad said the same thing first time they saw you on ultrasound
>>565423956Curren is right there though
>>565423956gold ship
>>565423956Dia and Ardan came out this year and those are two of the thirstiest umas we currently have.
>>565423956Rickey has sex with her trainer to improve her chakra energy
>>565423956breeding yeppers
>>565423831>lost 2 back to back MANT cms>all of a sudden not bringing Seiun next CM
aston machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>565423956/ourchud/ is right there
Kill everyone who replied to that
>>565423991Im thinking between Ballroom Sky or Maruzensky or Kitasan Black myself. Whichever I build properly will be the one running.Its a setup for my Nice Nature to take over. I really cant do anything if its a dominator game again.
>>565424086I rolled for Dia and I have to admit that the thirst is an exaggeration
>>565424129Is that how VF sounds, I've never heard him speak before. He sounds like a huge faggot
All terrain yeppers
>>565424129>double dominatorlol
>>565424205Yeah turning on 2x makes him bearable to listen to at least
>>565424129>harooranope, can't do it
>be gentle and frail waifubait that all male players instinctually want to protect>few events later.. what will be her alt? bunny suit? microbikini? naked apron?>no, they turn her into a womanizing ftm tranny that is a complete antithesis to everything her character stood for>somehow there have been 8 (EIGHT) ballroom events and only 2 cheerleader events, so either the biggest spenders are dykes and trannies or there is some agenda at play
>>565424281Does this fraud even play global anymore
There should be a variant of Special Week that has two heads
how much stamina do I need for XOguri with Gourmand
>>565423359daring strike triggering while pdm is active is true for every end interfering with anchor is separate and everyone knows about it and not at all what you were referring to with your stupid 'pdm exists'
>>565423618Elcon and Grass weren't even allowed in the derby, you brown larper
I still can't decide what team i want to field for Taurus 2. I kind of want to reprise my first Taurus team of Golshi+Rudy+Natie, but i also kind of want to run Ticket and Vodka for the Derby theming, but but if Vodka came i might want to see if i can get Scarlet to work here too (It's so weird that the alternate choice Scarlet gets for the Japanese Oaks was a lampshade of how the IRL Scarlet never ran in the Oaks, i had no idea until i decided to see if Scarlet could be part of the theme as an Oaks racer running along Derby racers but she wasn't..)
There should be a variant of Special Week that gives head.
How do I stop being brown? Clicking that VF video turned my skin brown
>SEA hours>unironic vtranny shillingnice general, globaltards
>>565424414when did i ever say that? schizo comprehension ig
>>565424532Go to sleep Califag, we all know you're latinx
Umasumi my umadacchis
>>565424515just trick her into sucking your ninjin (ninjin is japanese for penis)
>>565424626gn
>>565424532It must be tiring to devote a part of your brain to thinking about skin color all the time.
>>565424626Goodnight fren!
>>565424630I'm sure I can get something to work regardless.
>>565424626Bro is hitting the hay
>>565424575I just got here. QRD?
>>565424626Umasumi, uma named Finger
>>565424626Good night
>>565424243>all terrain all distanceoshiGAWDs we WON
yeppers race clothes cute
>>565424843Yeppers no...
I don't think I've even once played Virtua Fighter, myself
>>565424243Yeppers is cute and I love her racewear. Is she even remotely meta or is she oshigaming time
Why did he get rid of the facecam?
>>565424985Virtua Fighter is one of the definitive low floor high ceiling fighting games. You have a punch, kick, and a guard, so it's easy to get into but incredibly hard to optimize and master.
>>565424985nobody has
>>565425006Since we only know her being called Yeppers and a country bumpkin. I dont think so. Someone would have ranted on about her being meta already
>>565424947>>565425028>Drops everything to become a gachaslop cumtent creator>Can't even win cm despite having the best cards>Has a melty and starts running meta units and saying he will take a breakHow is this nigger taking a break if he dropped everything for this, he has to commit to the bit or he will get replaced by another cumtent creator
>>565423618>>He is running SOUL golden generation team for the DAHBY>doesn't run the actual golden gen trio that competed in the derbylol the browntranny defence force are truly retarded
I'm literally Ayabe. Not joking
>>565425236he is playing jp and global ofc you gonna burn out
>>565425359Hi-yabe, Ayabe~
>>565425359Go away Ayabe
>>565425359It's your fault she died you know
>>565425359*rapes you while you are possessed by the soul of your Tsexual dead sister*
>>565425291So running a [themed team] eg [orange umas] means they have to be part of it? Take your meds schizo must be tiring with your insane retard thoughts
>>565425371>burn outImpossible for someone like him who is supposed to dedicate his life to this. If anything he is being unprofessional and could lose his livelihood to another creatorWe have a jp + global guy in our club, and he can play both just fine, he says the autoplay from jp makes it possible.
>>565424243what is yeppers gimmick/personality
>>565423180>humiliated on CMs twice>starts metafagginglmmaaaaaaaaaoooooooo KWABOTY
>>565425490But your guy is not making content + creator collabs + esports leagues. It's not like you have to play global to make the content.
There should be a variant of Special Week that has really bad allergies
>>565425561You already saw it from her cards and events.
>>565425291Can Kingu do well in CM13..
>>565425561she is pretty boring, she is just another "I want to bring attention to my literal who town in the middle of nowhere" Uma, the first one being Inari, then TarumaeI'm glad they stopped doing these boring cliche umas nobody cares about
>>565425487>unironically defending a gayfaggotdo you shills actually get paid or do you do it for free?
>>565425652She's a late surger, and late surgers have the highest WR on practice rooms for this CM
>>565425564but none of those are top meta? your goldship your xoguri? do you even play the game lmao
umanko
>>565425561consult the chart
>>565425561she talks funny
nice thread global baboons
>>565425712>gets called out for being wrong and a retarded schizo>changes topicI accept your concession
>>565423180>gave up on Seiun SkyUnderstandable, considering how he got fucked in the ass by inferior players twice in a row now. Him trying to rehost a practice lobby just to lose AGAIN was peak comedy.
>>565425827Shut the fuck up
What is this WHORE talking to my wife about
>>565424129what was he trying to say?????????????? people watch this guy for knowledge?
>>565425737late gamblers are the meta for this CM, retard
>>565425729>all late surger/end lobby just like last Taurus>Because everyone takes Red Shift anyway it wont matter that much if lates get shoved to the front and miss BeyondJesus Christ..Though im surprised End Closers are last place
How about you faggots talk about the game and not some retarded e-celeb bullshit?
>>565425827Don't be mean.
>>565410480No, I will not roll until Summer Maruzensky.
how easy would it be to convince Flower to take a bath with (You)
>>565425737>but none of those are top meta?consult the chart gwo, he's playing triple late >>565425729>your xoguri?do you even play the game lmao
>>565425828whoa its concessionfag, always knew you were brown. Impressive you haven't killed yourself yet
>>565425898hair care products
>>565425925Everyone already burnt out bwo, were all waiting for month reset to finish the run for instant fans
when my concession gets accepted or smth idk
>>565425729>pacers with almost the same wr as frontsREAAAAAALLLLYYY??
>>565425828>muh golden gen derby cope>doesn't run Seiun at allToo lateYour concession has already been cashed out at the start
They are both dumb though
>>565425923>Though im surprised End Closers are last placeScraped just before CB card was released, it'll probably start rising once people finish their aces
>>565426000checked
>>565425729>End Closers weakestMaybe I shouldn't have pulled for CB after all...
>>565410346In two weeks I will have my cute imouto Rice Shower on lvl 4.
>>565425749are these based on out of game media / in-game story / career events
>>565426006I accept your confession or something idk *kisses you*
why does everyone reject my confession?
>>565425878Mirako the light of my life!
>>565425898Don't call Rudolf that.
>>565426012Probably promoted paces? I don't know how common pace-late-end rooms are, since most rooms hosted here have fronts.
>>565426107she already signed the papers
>>565426097You just haven't found the right trainer-uma combination yet
>>565426097I'm not gay
>>565425729which late surgers have highest wr% and what team comp are they bringingwhat site
>>565426051Did someone like Golshi even need Daring Strike to begin with? There are other options
>>565426097Would you have posted this 4 hours ago, you would have gotten an /uma/bfYou missed the ride lil gup
>>565426082I will have her 5*'d
>>565425729just the like that, the browntuber abandons Seiun while his shills cope about his Golden Gen derby comp(triple Lates btw)
Not rolling Ramonu anymore
>>565410480only one banner matters this month
>>565426171You need daring strike since every other end will have golshi inheret
>>565426163https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
>>565426034Like I said you have low reading comprehension. Take your meds and educate yourself
Don't worry, frontgawds. Our cards will start dropping in GL. We will rise.
>>565426268>That character analysis tabIt's STILL Dominators R Us?
we should have an /uma/-only dataset too
>>565426268The GOAT
>>565426246im just praying i get one of them if im unlucky to 200. my lucks been too great since my last spark
Why wasn't I told that Dia is actually a meta pick..
>>565426268wish i had a good late surger parent for oguri
>>565426228where is this from?
>>565426447of course the oguri tranny retard can't read datashe has half the races as Digital but only like 1% more WRDigital mogs your idiot uma, faggot
>>565426447OGURI GAME IF LOSINGWIN
I haven't seen any lates in pub lobbies yet
>>565147979>>565147979>>565147979
>>565426648ching chong chang
>>565425729>>565423180So that explains why this bitchmade suddenly dropped Seiun Sky and when triple lates, hope he loses
>>565426268What makes Digitan so strong? Is it her ult? (And why not Rudolf?)Or is Superstan actually that much better than Uma Stan?
>>565426498How about you actually look at characters kits for once you worthless piece of shit how about that anon HOW ABOUT THAT
>>565426770Both her unique and super stan are giga strong
>>565426826>readinghaha what are you, gay?
>>565426826>reading which gachatuber is that
>>565426498i tried to warn you bwo but she pushed her tongue inside my anus all the way to my brain and mind controlled me into not doing it i'm sorry bwo
Are we seriously using cherry picked data next you gonna say rice shower is the best
>>565426532
>>565426918>19415 races>cherry picked data
>>565425898Mambro...
>>565426918>>565426926Cinema
dacchis BIG problem, I'm running out of paid carats and only the monthly pack is refreshing...WE NEED ANOTHER REFRESH BUYING AT FULL PRICE IS SUCH A SCAM I want to keep doing dailies on everything
>>565426918Why are ESLs so allergic to replying?
>>565426918>>565426926What the fuck
>>565426918>>565426926Hmmmmmm
>>565426918>>565426926wtf bwos rice shower is the best?!?!?!!?
>>565426770>(And why not Rudolf?)Rudolf bros are fake fans confirmed...
>>565426918i will pick your cherry retard
>>565426918>>565426926rice shower is the best
room data is badyou're supposed to errm prepare for round 1 slop and then grrm suffer to the actual room umas on round 2 and the finals
>>565426926why's the lolibride that low
>>565426360It's a medium course, it always will be.
>>565427009post hand
>>565427181hand
is he single handedly skewing the stats for rice shower with a "gutsmaxx"
>>565427181i don't have feminine hands sorry
>>565426707>fronts will be soulful this cm>browns immediately switched to triple lateI'm nooooticing
>>565427259>>565427259>>565427259
>>565427005Why didnt you buy a big boy pack during 1st anni?
>>565427271I literally did, all of thembut I used quite a bit of it to spark on Fine...
>>565427247>GutsmaxxI KNEEL but sadly that Laisu can gas out if hit with a stamina debuffI have a similar Teio that died with similar stats
>>565427247gutsmaxxing is good for Lates thoughever? guts is extra speed and accel when you get duelsless useful for fronts/pace since you already lost if you're dueling a late
>>565427247this laisu dies to a single stamina fart
>>565427376>whenifnothing is ever certain with lates
>>565426223Good for you ricebro.
