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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Susi
Fave's Fundus
Fave Fungus
>>565417305Milton was likely referencing John Milton (Paradise Lost and Paradise Found)Imagine fave whispering in your ear before you fall asleep in their arms...
>>565421763>Grace spareth no Toil, Passion nor Reason shant.>That Germany shall prosper,>Like any other good Land.
>>565422128>kris' dark world is just him being shitfaced on Fly-Agaric and nearly dying to poisoning and the roaring is not just the world ending, but him just dying - death being the total darkness.
You should play Earthbound instead
>>565422501>The Binding of Kristopher
>>565422652i played both earthbound and mother 3.
im a tranny faggot...im not even a tranny faggot...my brain just told me to write that for no reason...sorry
>>565422754BLACK NIGHTSDARK SKIESTHE SUSIES CRY
>>565422754You can't just unveil the tragic twist like that
theories, anyone?
>>565423605Yeah I have one. You are gay. How's that for a theory?
>>565400629I was correct about the difficulty part at least
The characters on tenna's boards being secretly avatars for real-character actors behind the screen is like how all the UTDR characters are real "in another world" of sorts and we connect to them via our screen and controller
>>565423605i theorize your heterosexuality is AI generated LOL
i dont like theories because they make me insecure about my low intelligence
Earth and air could be important elements in the future. The earth draws her final breath. Fire, water, and ice are all very important already
>>565423605The Black Knife is Jockington, and the Roaring Knight swings him around as a weapon. The Knight isn't Catti, though. It's Dess and she just does this for some reason.
>>565423756a theory without evidence can be rejected without reason.>>565423853>https://youtu.be/-LEzuT8eFTc?list=RD-LEzuT8eFTc&t=4beepis boopus.i am artificial.
>>565423853Ralsei is heterosexual
frisk is femalechara is femalekris is a maleglad we all got that sortednow lets suck ralseis penis
>>565424362But Ralsei is female...
>>565424175you are conjuring the hate of doomer on you.
>>565423769That looks awesome
>>565424465>implying women can't have penises
>>565424465i dislike trans people so if i said that he has a penis anyways, this would force me to affirm the trans ralsei agenda... but if i didn't i wouldn't have a penis to suck... hm... y'know what, lets all get fucked in the ass by asgore.
>>565424583they don't, but okay.
Ralsei can see enemies coming from any direction
>>565424583Yeah women can have a dick... MINE, lol
>>565424552Thank you, it was really fun to work on
>>565424725Some women will take that more literally than others
>>565424906>hey, this is your weenie!you can't stop putting it in your mouth?
haha i wish a woman would jerk my penis
>>565425019can't do it yourself?
>>565425019When will you ever shut up?
>>565424362fuck you *sucks chara's male penis*
>>565425114well i could but you know>>565425156why are you so mean to me>>565425185you are actually sucking my penis right now
This early 00's-looking e-card thing is making me smile more than it should
my brain is broken because i was watching trek earlier and all i could think about when i saw this was foids and moids because of this thread.
>>565425220>you are actually sucking my penis right nowno i'm not. i know chara's penis down to the very last molecule and this penis i'm sucking right now is absolutely chara's penis without a shadow of a doubt. i'm looking up at chara's face. i don't really care for your elementary-school-level tall tales mister
>>565425272Droids and utoids
>>565425334why would we be in an elementary school
>>565425361i'm saying you are. because you're a diaper baby who can't do 2 + 2 and sucks his thumb
>>565425416whats wrong with any of that..
>>565425542>BlajahEspecially cursed picture
Award-winning boy
>>565425879I think its Blâhaj, anon.
what is wrong with being a diaper baby that sucks his thumb and cant solve 2+2
>>565426192>What is wrong with being Kris Dreemurr
>>565426108i love my boy ralsei
>>565426439
>>565426439black ralsei is supreme.
>>565426645I like black Raslei when he's drawn in some detail, too many people draw him way too simple
>>565426506>Chapter 4 already>Still no tail revealGrim.
>>565426759i think black ralsei is supposed to be simple.his shape is concealed by shadow and whitesei is not just white, he is white pinkish and his hair has detailed shape and everything.iunno.i liked the dark prince more than the fruit that's fruitier than the whole basket.simple doesn't mean bad.
>>565426769>Ralsei grows out his tail and learns a roundhouse scarf+tail whip comboToby please
>>565426864>simple doesn't mean bad.True, but it also ties into how Chapter 1 Ralsei is deliberately trying to be a flat character with no major developments. I like them both i equal measure, to be honest. But also something tells me the current one is not his final form, I just hope it can live up to the other ones it that's true.
fat bastard
I want to his boy uterus
i will never have a fulfilling life or live in a beautiful world like hometown or the underground so for that reason i will be killing myself before i turn 30
>>565428068>casually pulls a slice of pie out of his pocket
Took a few hours but I finally beat the bitchBeing unable to move diagonally really fucking sucks
>>565428665Forgot picture
>>565428665>>565428798You cant just claw your left hand to press two directions at once?
>>565428527The whole point of The Underground is that it isn't fulfilling and the characters need to go to the real world to find their fulfillment (hint, hint)
>>565429270Nope it only recognizes only unput on the d-pad and even pressing between two direction doesn't workHonestly if I switched to the joystick option and learned to use that this fight would have been over faster, but I'm stubborn
>>565426645Ralsei becomes a lot better when he doesnt look like a bimbofied Asriel, shocker
>>565429460>only unputOnly one input
good morning i love them
Inside you there are two goats
>>565430239hot
>>565428665>>565428798why are you playing on mobile brothat's like a torture method
>>565430635Because I'm playing it at work
why is there static in crumbling tower?
>>565431161it's only in the ost release which is the 66th song and it's only 139 seconds in which is the room id for right outside the lab and it's only reused from the omega flowey fight and it only lasts for 666 milliseconds so don't worry about it
>>565429562You get it.
>>56543116166th track
Crumbling biggot
>>565431983why did you write bigot like it's faggot
Biggening crumpet
>>565432043He's not saying bigotHe's saying big gotAs in he got something bigProbably a dildo in his assLike a faggot
>>565431676>>565431690i like how gaster is like a god.both all-powerful and inert as a thing.he cheers for you, but won't aid you because he wants you to succeed doing something.but what is it?
Big goat
>>565432136NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG GOT]]
It's may where's the newsletter. It's may where's the newsletter. It's may where's the newsletter. It's may where's the newsletter.
>>565432281i like when fave is bigger than me and restraining meidk if others relate
>>565432532Almost a month and a half since the last update on bluey. One month since they started testing.The newsletter will come soon i'm sure and it will have the release date so he doesn't have to do the messy thing where he sent 2 newsletters a month apart.
>>565432715i do i wish i was the anon in that image. or pic related. i still miss this artist, i feel like i took them for granted when they were still around
>>565432249I think he can't properly aid us because of a combination of two factors, one of which is the fact that the prophecy must be carried out word for word (which means if he wants to change it he has to loophole us into carrying out a specific interpretation of it, he can't just change stuff himself because he's not one of the heroes) and the other being that he's probably not able to contact anyone in the Light World nor Dark World because he's either stuck at the lowest layer of reality and now only exists as a concept, or he is somehow stuck between layers and cannot persist when perceived, like some sort of Schrodinger's Cat thing.
>>565431676you put it that way, toby's kind of insane
Berdly is Queens Stand, prove me wrong
>>565433368Berdly is freed from Queen's influence and persists after the fountain is closed?
>>565433140how can a god be "stuck"?bigger issue is: what would happen if we were to draw close to him. would reality be the way it is? will it ever be the way it was? or will reality cave on itself as a consequence of us interacting?
>>565433368a stand has a psychic bond connecting it to the user, yet berdly is unable to find queen multiple times during the chapter
>>565433484he's not god, just a scientist and he's been working on freeing himself the whole time.
>>565433659hey, everyone and everything starts small.maybe the world of deltarune is but a pocket universe of undertale, one of which he is the god of.the doors, the goners, the smiles, the dark darker than dark...a lot plays into it.
>>565433484>>565433659>>565433928He's not God YET. Not at this point in the timeline, at least. He will become a God eventually, or at least reach the same power as one, but he needs us to free him first. He needs us to be able to free him from wherever he is currently, when he was a scientist. Once we've done that, he's free (literally) to put in motion the same events which lead to us freeing him so he can become God. It's a simple loop.>Source?Science tits love playing God. Also he says MY DELTARUNE
>>565434142it's odd.one cannot determine wether he is saying this possessively or as a term of endearment.let science tits play god.alphys' ego is way too low to assume such a role.
>>565433928i don't think it's a pocket universe, i think it's a simple alternate universe. his power over it is currently limited to the dark worlds which i do think he has some unknown amount of control over, which could be godlike in nature but doesn't feel like the case to me yet.
>>565434268question is: how would one tell apart a pocket universe from an alternate one?
>>565434142my theory is that he needs to become a character in the story in order to be perceived and exist again and all his meddling is to create his own place in a story that wasn't meant to include him.
>>565421632Hooman!
>>565433929
>>565424362bless you *eats chara's vagina*
Kris and his sisters
Since so much of Deltarune is about stories I've fully committed to Gaster being some kind of metaphorical and/or literal Author
>>565434715
*drools and claps feet as I play with the mc pippins server kids in the back*https://youtu.be/hTF_RNYT7eA
>>565434959painfully 2018
>>565423605Castle Town will have a festival parallel to the LW one
>>565434991is she polish or something?>tfw amazed by plumbing in the year of our lord MMXXVI
>>565421632Someone HAS to have the high quality PDF version of every /utg/ whiteboard since it started and are all available to download... Right?
>>565434991DIS chapter dis chapter is so magnificent
I'm pretty sure this kart is the only thing in both games to imply that ralsei/the dreemurs have a tail
>>565435161I've taken 3,560 screenshots if that counts. Otherwise, I haven't heard anyone else mention anything about using an export feature to save whiteboards.
>>565435161I would never spend money
>>565435016hey remember thanos car
>>565435398>FAVE CARFAVE CAR
Will the pippins wiki get updated or is it dead?
Frisk: Eats yummy vegetables and exercisesKris: Eats nothing but snacks and is too tired and out of shape to save Susie from the evil Knight
>>565436185Kris is a canon fatty
>>565436185>>565436260Kris eats unhealthy deliberately to damage PLAYER. It is a clever strategy.
what's the likelihood of the flower king in chapter 5 being a darkner that just resembles and is based on asgore but not asgore himself
>>565436540it will be flowey and you will like it
Toriel is teaching Noelle and Susie how to enlarge Kris with Pie
>>565437005enlarging toriel, noelle, susie and kris with pie
>>565436540nah, asgore will be real and he will set the fires... probably after the flowers (echo flowers) whisper to him what they really think of him.some whispers are a of toriel and how happy she is with sans.some whispers are what the others really think of him.and maybe, just maybe.there's a flower that says things not because it has heard them from anyone, but because it wants to break you.>flowers, they're such great listeners...and after toriel finding out about sans, about how much everyone treats him like gum under their shoes, he snaps and sets the vast garden ablaze.what a coincidence that in a tinder forest, we have an ice mage to help us PROCEED.
>>565437307Asgore going crazy and doing anything that might cause harm to Kris is such a stupid idea. I'm shocked it's so popular in the fandom when it's blatantly just a bad idea.
>>565437826asgore already vowed to "show them all" and that he obsessively desires to prove them all wrong and how he just wants o bring his family together and clean his name.don't know if you have ever been angry or met an angry person but angry people don't act rationally.
is the humanposter lewdposting to try combat goat themed lewdposting? big if true.
>>565438350If he wants to bring his family together don't you think that harming his child would be counter productive? There are just too many leaps in this for me, Yes Asgore is clearly obsessed with the Dess case but to me it doesn't follow that he's been driven mad by it, the game hasn't shown us that at all. Just because his life is kinda shitty doesn't mean he's one step away from going insane. What purpose would this even serve in the greater story? What would be the theme or message being pushed by this? The whole thing just feels like flimsy backward reasoning starting with "Asgore should be a boss in Deltarune" and then trying to make that fit.
LEWD POSTING ON UTG IS GOAT TERRITORY! RRAAAAGGHH!!!!
>>565438350NTA, but the whole "I'm gonna show them" thing feels too tongue-in-cheek to be a start of darkness.
>>565437826It's a misunderstanding of his character on a fundamental level and sometimes it's on purpose since they have a hateboner for him and want to see him act villainous. It's like someone expecting Susie to put on a dress and start acting submissive in chapter 6 to be more like Ralsei, literally the last thing the character would ever do.
>>565438350I think at worst we'll get a parallel to the moment Asgore declared second war in UT. He'll tell his flower darkners to do something rash, realize too late it'll affect Kris too, and then start working to rectify it (Assuming they dont immediately turn on him and restrain him so the adults can continue to not be active participants). Asgore isnt going to just fucking snap and say "You know what, Im going to bash my rake over my adopted son's head because I have something to prove"Even then though, I cant see why he'd tell them to do something akin to starting a war, but at least this would have a parallel to an aspect of Asgore we're only told about and havent actually seen rather than "He's the antagonist now because we said so"
>>565438847at least post good stuff
>>565439485:(
>>565438810anon, you are not seeing the full picture.asgore is loving and apparently loves his adoptive son a lot, but grief and rage are something that can poison a soul to do terrible things to people you love.>>565438906i think he plans to show them the dark world.most people will be convinced they are asleep (like noelle) and nobody will want to listen to him.because the existance of the dark world will explain the disappearance of dess and its probably something he's been trying to tell undyne or toriel for a long while and everyone was convinced he was crazy and probably a murderer.
>>565439485this better?
>>565439598Kraut really is Evil cannot comprehend good: The Person
>>565439598>i think he plans to show them the dark world.That actually sounds plausible and pretty interesting.I wonder if the catch about Dark Worlds is that only children can create them. It would explain why Carol needs Kris. Also, what if Dess knew about that from the start and decided to retreat fully into the Dark Worlds at 17 to never have to leave?
>>565439778"bad" people don't exist.just good people that stopped trying when hit by the indifference of the universe.if i were to meet a good person here, you would know first.
>>565439710yeah
>>565437826True. Ralsei is the one causing the fire.
>>565438515Humanbros are allies with goatbros. We can coexist.
>>565439598Asgore creating a Dark World wanting to show it as proof of his is actually an idea i'm fine with, that can work. I just can't buy into him meaning to cause any harm with it or being driven to cause harm by it. I can't see him taking on a deliberately antagonistic role in DR, I can see him being a doofus who accidentally endangers people because he doesn't fully understand what's going on though.
>>565440113>cause of the fire
>>565439778>baited into genuinely engaging with retarded threadshitters after dropping the avatar againShould've guessed by the classic confidently wrong mischaracterization goddamnit.
>>565439598Anon, Asgore had to lose 2 children in undertale before snapping and declaring war. He could handle losing just 1, it wasnt until Asriel was taken too that his anger controlled him. He's not going to turn into this rage-blinded villian who's willing to assault his own child because the town who treats him warmly otherwise doesnt believe his story about dark worlds or just because his wife is a whore
>>565438847i want to go into a sexual frenzy and immediately try to fuck this thing, cumming instantly from the second i insert my penis inside of his pussy>>565439485and i want to be lovey dovey with ralsei in this one and i want to appreciate the experience of him mending me to full health in a hospital setting.we can have and appreciate both
>>565440449this is not the same asgore.this has never happened.they are the same but aren't.if that makes sense.
>>565440926While the cast have differences between universes they dont really have anything that would make them feel like theyre acting out of character when put next to their UT counterpart. Toriel is still a calm, collected mother figure and her flaws that are currently getting focus (Her drinking and what it leads to) were established in the alarm clock if not the game itself. Alphys is still an insecure, unconfident weirdo who's obsessed with anime to an annoying degree who works in a field requiring education. Undyne is still a constant ball of tomboy energy who bench presses cartoonishly heavy objects because she can and works to protect the peace of her people. Etc etc. Asgore is not going to have a prolonged rage-fueled bender that results in him beating his kid, its simply not in his character. He may do something that INDIRECTLY RESULTS in that happening, which he will regret before it even happens but after its too late to simply "Call it off".
>>565441448like i said: the same and not.you might be the same person but experiences shape a person and not having fought and lost a brutal war and having lost two sons might be the difference wanting to go full "TOTAL HUMAN DEATH" and "i love my adoptive son and my cuck chair wifey"
Kris's whole deal is that they're motivated by guilt which also makes them refuse help and love from others out of shame and fear of how they'd reactAsgore finding out the truth and loving Kris no matter what is almost a foregone conclusion because this would make Kris upset (boo hoo I do not deserve this because I'm EEEVIL) and Kris's suffering is Deltarune's top priority
hey guys!
Taking a seat besides Asgore as he lies down in bed to read and attempting to sketch a full body portrait of him for fun to capture his immense hotness, but as I finish I feel a bit self-conscious about it not properly expressing his handsomeness to the point where I'm reluctant to show him as I don't want to offend despite his assurance that he's happy I simply tried in the first place (he ended up genuinely complementing the piece and even attempted to be humble about it making him out to be "a super model", but we met in the middle of self-deprecation attempts and accepted both were true before partaking in some lovely cuddling to seal the deal). Hesitantly asking Asgore to teach me slow dancing as a romantic country song comes on over the boombox during a break in garage woodworking together, but due to inexperience I end up accidentally stepping on his paws a few times while doing my best to keep his pace as he is a significantly better dancer and is thankfully patient with my clumsiness as he guides me in the lead (after the last song of on the CD trailed off he continued to slowly step with me to a silent rhythm as my cheek laid against his upper stomach to savor the moment, and judging by his chin softly resting on my head throughout it seems he was enjoying it too). Happily volunteering to help Asgore weed our backyard garden since his claws make it onerous to grab minuscule greenery and I'm hoping that the calming activity will help me get all the stressful work matters off my mind, but it seems the venture fails in relaxing me as he notices from his kneeling position nearby and scoots over to hold my hand as I try vocalizing what's troubling me with difficulty since it's just a lot of little things adding up (his compassion in listening to me vent combined with the reassuring squeezes of my hand turned out to be exactly what I needed, and though I tried apologizing for selfishly taking up gardening time he merely moved even closer to embrace me a while)
Chapter 5 next month btw
>>565444732That fucker has Chapter 5 in his briefcase, get him!
>>565444732Anon is from 5 or 6 months in the future
the next 3 chapters are all releasing in decembers of various years to keep up the themeing of the games
i think i get the post theming right now, let's see if i can contribute
>>565445914One of my favorite Kris artists
>>565436157I'll take the lack of response as meaning that yes it's dead.
new newsletter never.
was the last newsletter the tenna pluey one or was there another one
>>565447040No, that was the last one.
themes and such!
>>565447278you cheatin on me big boy
faves and such
>>565446970We're getting an oldsletter this month
>>565445023nah i'd say more like 6 or 7
>>565447921kiddo... the next month from 5 or 6 is 6 or 7... that's the joke...
>>565448052six sayven
*STarts stroking mycock* SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN LALALALALLALALAA
67 theory
sex savant
not liking how resilient 67 seems to bei'm starting to think it's not going away
I hope an old black woman washes Kraut's back and because she is so slow yet polite he's stuck between telling her to fuck off or bearing it because she's pleasant.I'm curious how he'll react, Kraut is the only person in this thread I'd allow to watch a kid. Maybe numbers too, but he sent me porn when we were discord friends withotu spoiler or asking for consent so.
>>565449342Hey there sexy, daddy's here with the cream
can we make a new thread
>already may>still no chapter 5
>>565449541Doomer knew what he was doing putting his post right after mine. I'll oblige, my balls are exerting a pressure and need relieving. If I don't make love to my property they may explode like the Throbbing King's massive ass.
>>565449596If you would please consult the graph: >>565444732
Isn’t Doomie supposed to have a job or something
>>565446515I dont think anyone's submitted anything to be uploaded in a while. its not filled out by the site admin
Doomer's attachment style is a weird one, doesn't really fall in the 4 types. by how much he posted my face his infatuation is clear.How I stay so young looking? am 32 but get assumed to be early 20s.Just don't have stress, don't take a job that has a high baseline for it, don't go to college, live for yourself first. >>565450042he said 3. DJ, 2 cooking ones. with his intelligence i'm really worried about his patrons. he strikes me as the type to thaw frozen raw chicken on the upper shelf above the buns and veggies.
>>565450042I’ve always been under the impression that 96% of his claims are just him blatantly lying to look accomplished
>>565450337I'd lowkey make him my personal assistant. fly him to the netherlands and have him live in my bicycle shed, but I'm afraid he'll blow the apartment sky high due a gas explosion when trying to turn on the induction stove.
>>565450482>Mongoloid femboy slaveHot
>>565450337why would he lie about being a cook at a bar? it's too boring to be a lie.
schizophrenia
i just can't take someone seriously if their favorite deltarune is tasque manager
>Being told to shut up twenty times in a row just makes anon sound like they are actually losing their mind.>Like every post I make they hit their head against the wall another time kind of crazy.
doomerbrap will get flushed by chapter 5
look at the shittery in this thread, aint it great?anyway, this is retarded but i like to think that if deltarune was a shonen or something, ralsei would be the protagonist as opposed to susie or kris, i say this from the perspective of someone who likes it when the protagonist of any story is like a shy nerdy type thrust into situations where they gotta change as a person, so im really biased
>>565451687it's still really funny to me that he immediately abandoned the thread after the new chapters released for 4 months.for any normal poster those are the prime days of the thread.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR KILLING THE THREAD YOU DUMB BITCH
>>565452920Do your part.
This is the same guy who got mad about Tennaposters "botting" btw
>>565452994how do?
>>565453047Every crook sees everyone else as a crook.
>>565453116Report the posts
>>565450042I don't think any of our threadshitters have one.
>>565451687I can't believe he was FOBBY.
i shot fave nine times nine pm on the dime
>>565453538ZOO WEE MAMA!
>that part of the drawing process where you spend so much time adjusting proportions you don't know what's real anymore
The light world is built on the oppression of darkners.
I shot a faaaaaaveBut that fave was just a car
if you two don't start behaving then i will detonate the ralsei (no survivors)
>>565426120You would know
>>565454270eats the bombyummy
i'm bored and i can't sleep tell me something to draw and i'll roll a d20 and if it lands above 16 i draw it
>>565454630a simple ralsei please
Big ideaWhat if the reason the vessel is clearly kris-derived and yet there are also so many variations on how it can look is because it was copied from kris when kris was a kid, during the scene where they lose their headband in the bunker. So it was "grown" to match them, but the details had to be extrapolated as it wasn't known exactly how kris would grow
>>565454437(muted cartoon explosion sfx noise)
Do you guys think the light worlds and dark worlds are gonna be fused by the end?
>>565432715I heavily relate. Imagine Chara deciding to force you to lay on them while a blanket covers you two watching whatever hyperfixation is on the TV. Imagine how warm it might get and the possibility of a surprise slowly touching your butt.
Deltarune took so long to make This is Fine dog got a Metroidvania
>>565454630a shrimp ralsei please
waiting for chapter 7 so that I can finally kill myself
>>565454952Absolutely not. The Dark World is an alternate view of base reality. It's the same world as the Light World except Darkness dictates the laws of reality, hence it being called a "Dark World." Besides, the prophecy states that there must be a balance between both Light and Dark, so getting rid of both seems like an absolutely terrible idea. The closest to a fusion we'll ever get is the Roaring.
>>565455323telling toby fox to cancel deltarune to save this guys life
>>565454952The Light and Dark worlds won't be torn apart and they won't be fused together it's going to be some Clopen nonsense
>>565454630Frisk and Chara in winter clothes
>>565455646it already IS clopen nonsense, the light world history of an object dictates their dark world history and they act as though they've been in "dark world" mode all their life
>>565455931>holding fave from behind while they shoot to soften the recoilRomantic
>>565455078Frisk is stronger than Chara, she should be fearing her instead.
>>565455372>The prophecy states that there must be a balance between both Light and DarkDarkners are literally objects, the balance is heavily skewed towards lightners. >>565455646Yeah it might turn out to be a world reset of sorts.
>>565455103That sounds awful tell me more
>>565455150nta, still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ScYz9sNaQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePtgw8du7RI
>ban evasion
>>565456496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUSDREjLdl8
>>565456967Shrimple as that.
>>565456353Snuggle Bug
>>565457214Hollow knight and its consequences
asriel has accidentally started a daily habit of looking at deltachans /hm/ - human males board
>>565457682He looks like he fucks human men.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJZvRVJvQfs
>>565454684simple simple>>565455150shrimple shrimple, by the way i've genuinely never seen a shrimp in my life i've only ever seen them on images so i don't actually know what they look like>>565456060you got a 3 but i felt bad... you only get frisk though
Watching doomer go back to acting like nothing is wrong is uniquely repulsive after the stunt he just pulled
>>565458669If you have a problem you'd like to talk about I have time for it.
>>565458824the problem: no doomer kisses on my lipsthe solution?
In my "main" save file I never got all the eggs and missed the chapter 3 shadow crystal. I feel conflicted about whether I should replay the game (or use a save editor) to see if anything important happens in chapter 5 if I have all of them or if it would be better to continue on this "imperfect" save and see what happens with the eggs/crystals on another file. I already have a weird route file where I have collected everything but I'm wondering if I should have a "perfect" pacifist file in addition to my blind "imperfect" one to get the most out of the game.I know no one knows what's going to happen in chapter 5 so I'll ask what are you guys doing with regards to this sort of thing? Have you already gone back and collected everything?
>>565459071I'm bad at word problems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw7sKSh86UA
>>565459165I still gotta finish up my Weird Route save
>>565459480>no doomie desire for kissingbruh skull emoji
>>565459786I'm a hands on learner.
I still have to play the weird route in chapter 3 and 4
>>565458179Thanks fren.
It's May. Last May we got a newsletter and arg stuff. Will this May be so fruitful?
can i please have some unique susies
>>565459165Make a new one dude.
>>565459165You have more than enough time to replay it at a snail's pace and still get a "perfect" save by the time Chapter 5 is done. With stuff like gifting Tenna away being incredibly divisive, there's always bound to be a bunch of stuff you'll miss when Chapter 5 drops, even if you think your save is "perfect." Hell, there's people who still don't know a bunch of extra dialogue in Chapter 4 is locked behind skipping the prophecy the first time in Chapter 1, which is obviously something you're not gonna do on your "main" file the first time around.TL;DR: Don't worry about it. Play the way you want to the first time around. There's only one ending, so there's no pressure to do things the "right way." Unless you're a freak who wants to see every secret, and even then you have plenty of time to replay the game for that.
>>565459165I say fuck the eggs, but get the crystal. The crystals are tied to the plot while the eggs are esoteric and most likely incosequential.
>>565460157you will get a "chapter 5 coming soon™" letter
>>565460262How unique are we talking?
>>565459973kissu
>>565459480I'm still here, property.
>>565460262
you need at least 1 Egg to survive your teen years, sayeth Lancer
>>565460323>he will miss the super secret ending where gaster wings his ding because he didn't get the eggsgrim
>>565459165>Save 1 Pacifist 100% (all crystal, eggs, and all other collectibles)>Save 2 Neutral (no crystals or eggs)>Save 3 Weird Route 100% (all crystal, eggs, and all other collectibles)That's what I'm doing. Wish we had 6 or 9 save slots.
If you don't get the eggs Kris fails their character development and ends up a miserable loner
>>565460665Gaster will make fried eggs for the whole gang, giving them a health upgrade
>>565460476The kissed.
>>565460585>"I'm StIlL HeRe, PrOpErTy." -Dark Warchief https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
Tasque won
>>565460883>Kris if he collects the eggs
>>565461251Good son of the year award? He probably did fuck enough dead deer to make dad proud.
>>565421632https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/UdM4ry5ZNElf-spring2026/they started encoding the newsletter links but they got bruteforcedthere's nothing in the newsletter yet but if you wanna check a placeholder there you go
Why are there no anchor posts? You’re making mommy ANGRY.
>>565461645oh yeah you're right i forgot to do that>>565421746hello anchor please take a look >>565458179 i suppose
>>565461581Here's how I'll torture you, David:Number 1: The Marrow Furnace. I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.Number 2: The Nerve Harvester. Each nerve fibre will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony.Number 3: The Organ Grinder. Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain.Number 4: The Skin Weaver. Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.Number 5: The Eyeball Crucible. Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.Number 6: The Mind Flayer. Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.
>>565458179I would eat shrimp Ralsei breaded in a sushi roll
>>565461251Why did Berdfag and Tasquebrab make Doomer so mad?
Number 15: darkburger footlettuce
>>565462597Ralettuce
Leafy greens.
>>565462774>>565462963lettuce fish for goats on deltachan
>>565461846this is me preparing you for when the real newsletter drops and you flinch like an abused pet thinking it's fake again and then boom it's real and since it's real you'll think it's better than it actually is which may still be good mind you but you'll think it's even better
>>565462993Deltarune better have a reaction based fishing minigame if it really wants to be one of the all time classics. It could be like, the one video game Asgore owns or something in a future scene with Tenna or his own TV Darkner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFb_lBGZYL4
>>565462993About to have dinner. This time I'll eat a salad.
>POV: Ralsei is holding you hostage
Deltarune is a first party Nintendo game now so the only real news we'll get will be in a Nintendo Direct
>>565463481deltafish: remastered edition>>565463534deltasalad: revengeance edition>>565463615deltahostage: immersive peach edition>>565463684deltahostage: nintendo edition
>>565461581im going to rape you
my goat...
there isnt enough upskirt porn of the fluffy boye. someone needs to change that. id do it myself, but i find it really hard to jerk off to things that i drew for whatever reason.
>>565464813It's almost like he was designed for it too.
Every time we see Catti she is holding something in her hands. There are no neutral sprites of her. This is foreshadowing.....uhhhh....when...uuhh...idk I got nothing. Might actually be a coincidence.
>>565463291I’m gonna prolapse your butthole
>>565465541It symbolizes that she has a job and responsibilities and stocks while Kris is unemployable and evil
everyone on /utg/ is called to a private vote between two buttons. if more than 50% of /utg/ presses the blue button, all faves survive. anyone on /utg/ who presses the red button will have their fave survive no matter what, but if more than 50% of /utg/ presses the red button, the fave of everyone who pressed the blue button will die. if 100% of /utg/ refuses to press either button, toby fox dies. if 25% of /utg/ realizes you can press both buttons at the same time, andrew hussie dies. if 0.001% of /utg/ finds the hidden egg room gaster white button, everyone's fave becomes real and loves them
>>565421632Time traveler here, the man behind the tree is indeed Gaster and he is Kris' biological father. Kris was Kris Gaster before the Dreemurrs adopted him.
>>565466365where's the button that dispenses tiny hitler clones?
>>565466365I need a button for something else
fave wonders if theres any meaningful difference between kissing a boye and kissing a girl
>>565466365YELLOW BUTTONS WILL ELECTROCUTE YOUGREEN BUTTONS WILL MAKE YOU FIGHT A MONSTERIF YOU PRESS AN ORANGE BUTTON, YOU CAN'T PRESS A BLUE BUTTONBROWN BUTTONS ARE... WAIT. THERE ARE NO BROWN BUTTONS...
>>565460431the tongue looks fetishy
>>565466365Time to find the white button.
>>565466365>presses yellow buttonNobody expects the yellow team.
when people draw the holidays with horse hooves it makes me evil
>>565461251As always>>565462442highlighting his inferiority. we talking spanish or pedo berdfag?
They're Obviously Talking About Me, Everyone's Favorite Berd-Taco
>>565468220https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
Look at this creature
This is a recent, painful legbeard experience I had and I want to do something good for the world by letting you laugh at my misery porn.I will introduce info along the story because I think it reads more smoothly that way, introducing six or so characters as once is as smooth as the legs of a legbeard – carpet burns and road rash will soon follow. This is an online story, which are often tame. I can promise you that this is one wild ride.Dark, or me. Yes, I was a beard, not by then, but if I ever give you other stories of myself they will have me being a total beard in my younger years. Better to get use to the name. I'm born in 1993 (27yo) INFJ (the viewers/you may know what this is if Reddx doesn't) Autistic, part time game dev (creative writer) and part time sheep herder.I was, and I guess, still am, looking for a girlfriend. I might be bi but I got a female preference, go ahead and look it up! As creative writer I have a deviantart for the non-related story stuff I do in my free time, just google dark_warchief and you can admire my masterworks and grovel at my feet! I do enjoy that. So, I have a type of girl I am into. Furries/Artist types, punklike or tomboy, needs to be a warm person but also firm because INFJ personalities, and I too, tend to straddle borders and do stupidly dangerous stuff just for the experience. For example: I let 23 leeches drink from me and lost 3 blood bags worth of blood due the anticoagulant in their spit.
stop posting that goblins face. if your gonna post human faces, atleast carry the common decency to post cute boye faces.
I went looking on deviantart in my country as dating services are stupid – why would something that makes money by you staying want you to be successful? I found a girl. An artist, mediocre at it. If you slam the saturation slider all the way to the right, add as many colors as you can, and imitate the generic unreal engine cartoon art style as hard as you can, you will get an idea. A new character appears! Genebeard, ENFJ, the OC of this legbeard looks like Gene Simmons, I do feel bad for comparing a rock star to this foul creature but it is the most insulting thing I can think of that Redd is still allowed to say in a video. She has a posh accent but talks very childlike. Her vocabulary is small and her sentences short, she is not disabled as her social intelligence and manipulative skills are far too developed. She is also an avid fursuiter.I approach her, on deviantart. I compliment her art and tell her who I am and what I do. She responded after a few days; ''owh, hi! It's so cool to see another Dutch person here! You write for a video game? That is so cool!'' I let her stroke my ego some more. It feels good and I deserve it for all the bullshit I went through in my life. We take off to telegram, and I got to see her weird OC with like 8 colors all on maximum contrast. Cute, but my eyes bleed ''Hi Dark! You are that guy that approached me on deviantart right?'' ''Yeah, I am. Nice to see you actually came'' We hit it off, The exact order of conversations is lost on me as this was like 10 months ago?
Soccer frens
Erm, where’s the newsletter???? Hellooo?????
by the law of physics the existence of fave implies the existence of antifave
I am trying my best to dig up the traumas my mind tried to suppress. You see, Genebeard has a poor self image despite she actually looks good. She thicc! Ginormous ass she loves mentioned ''Yeah... big backside is totally fine~'' and she actually is super hygienic. I asked her what she does as job ''I am a caretaker for disabled people. I took course x and graduated'' The thing is, she did the exact same schooling as my mom did. I remarked this ''Hey, that's very Freudian if you are similar to my mom and I want to date you'' ''haha yeah!'' At this point I thought this chick was still normal, but cracks started soon... Another conversation goes as follows. ''Hey, genebeard? Do you know what hogging is?'' She did not. I explain hogging is a ''prank'' in the form of emotional abuse where jock type guys try to hook up with the ugliest chick in the class, or ask her out for a prank. Genebeard confessed. ''They did that to me anon, I thought this cute guy really liked me. I was always an outcast for my weird interests'' You see, thing with me is that my cognitive and emotional intelligence is sky high but my social skills are on the level of a beard. I feel for her, and we carry on. ''You know what? I also was an outcast and bullied most of my school life, felt I never belong. Just like you I have an overactive fantasy'' I felt that moment, the sparks were set off. A red flag soon came with it.
It's scary how badly early onset dementia cases have spiked in the 30-40 set recently
>>565468830I’m lookimg
>>565466835PLAID BUTTONS ARE....
We both grew up with Spyro the dragon, for the sake of the story, all you need to know there are 2 trilogies. The Boomer classics and the Zoomer legends. The classics are better games, but legends got better level design, atmosphere and storytelling. I was recruited as writer because of my insight in the subject and because of the people I know. Game devs rarely ''break in'' by schooling alone. Writing even less so, it's about who you know AND what you can show you do know. I know my shit in writing, I may have my mom cook and bring over my meals, but I know writing. I told Genebeard that her childhood trilogy, legends, is beautiful in visuals, design and music but that the writing is totally garbage. She silent treatment-ed me for a bit until I apologized for being too harsh. Her totally aversion to critique did not stop here. Oh no. She loves playing the victim.We had a conversation about romance later, she explained she is Demisexual. This is not a real sexuality, before you crucify me I'd like to explain myself. A sexuality is WHAT you are attracted to and demisexual states HOW you are attracted; only to people you like on friend terms. I like to call this ''normal'' as I do it that way too. She told me she grew up on Tumblr, I did on 4chan. One is awesome, the other a hot mess. I don't care what things people make up to self label and be happy, if it makes somebody feel comfortable I will tolerate it. I will still laugh at you in secret and rant about it on 4chan, as you do. So we get to politics as we agreed on the romance stuff. She started about the pay gap. For these that don't know, the pay gap is a myth silly Americans made up that women make less per hour than men. This is false on the same job, women tend to choose jobs that pay less in general and also part time more often. I was afraid to criticize her here, as I was a bit obsessed as she was the first romantic interest I had since years. My spidey sense tickled but of course I knew better.
>>565469416>[EVERY SINGLE THREAD PILLAR] out of nowhere
this thread sucks dick
Ralsei's depiction in this one makes me smile
I asked her ''where do you live?'' ''I live in big dutch city'' I told her that big cities stink, and towns are the best for nature and peace. She agrees. Here it comes. ''Hey babe, what if, when I take over... I atom bomb that city into a ruin? As big cities are bad'' ''Well, my house is there. Where do I live from then on?'' Sappy conversations are always cringe, but I feel this is even worse. ''You can move in with me. Be my dark queen as we torment and enslave humanity'' Genebeard likes this, we were well into love by now. I like them fun crazy, but beards are scary or cringe crazy. Playful crazy meets my own eccentricity and punk or tomboy girls often got this in them. I use an AI to help me writing, AI dungeon, and I can invite other players to use my subscription to build their own stories. We put her character, a weird dragon bird gene simmons thing, into my world. I am still trying to purify it from her foul, bearded infection. This was before we were together. The AI made our characters shag and another red flag; Genebeard did not find this creepy. ''oh it's so cute'' This girl also wanted to urban explore a ruin I found deep inside our national park and run around a dark forest after nightfall. She is either oblivious or really trusting! This was my idea, I told you, my social skills are beard level.
oh this guy is back again>>565468680how come he is pink? this is not allowed.....
>>565469687and not in the good way?
Let's make this a communist parade with ANOTHER red flag. I told her about my dad, an ESTJ. If you know personalities you know that ESTJ's are the bane of humanity, life, Christmas and love. They devour happiness and sustain themselves on your tears. My dad, is an ''old guard'' conservative farmer type of man. Super rich, but displays sociopathy. My dad is notorious for unconventional advice on women and dating. I told Genebeard about this story: My dad told me to dress in full camo and take one of the Waffen SS banyonets he has with me, wear it in the open and show it off to the ladies so they think you are cool. Grab at their butts and chests so they think you are assertive and strong. Woman like this. Always keep a rose to give to a girl you like. Genebeard had the right idea ''omg what kind of dad you have.'' I joked that I will take her to meet him. ''I will freeze and be terrified'' to which I joked that I will protect her and stab dad if he does weird shit. Genebeard liked this, unironically. We talked fursuits one time and how rich dad is, but also how conservative he is. She told me to steal a few grand from his office for her and lie to get money for a fursuit from him. Without a hint of irony. ''Just tell him it's for something else dark, it's okay'' It's not, >my dad will make the inquisition's methods look like a spa day if he found out.
>>565466594I can believe the father angle, the ch 3 egg man comes off as kinda paternal toward the end of his dialogue and there's that npc that mentions surviving your teen years with at least one egg, maybe implying eggmans concern for Kris' growth.
Yeah, to join the parade, more. Polygamist. Her first OC, a mary sue goth girl dragon thing, has ''poly relationship'' with like 2 other characters in her refsheet. Kudos to her, she retconned this away a bit after our messy breakup. Polygamy is a red flag for me, it shows serious vibes for codependency, narcissism and fear of commitment. Which, spoiler alert! Genebeard all 3 displays traits of. She even ADMITS to commitment-phobia. Why polygamy is bad? That is another story altogether, yes, the one where I start a cult as teen without knowing what kind of group I made. If anyone wants that one, tell me! Leading a cult is fun and I think everyone should do it once in their life. (is dark joking? I hope he is. I hear the audience think..)Another red flag, 3 days, it took 3 days for her to fall in love with me, my mom, NagWench, warned me that this girl be cray. I flirted a bit to test the waters with my toe. The bearded octopus lashed out with all eight arms to drag me to the underworld to do unspeakable acts with all my orifices. Never to be seen again... However, I was no saint myself. Due my romantic starvation, I was a beat myself. A bloodstarved bear insistent on smothering her and not letting her go. Ever.
