> Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain >>565364810
what is elden rings lore
https://youtu.be/sH0Qda32IKMWhy can't we be friends
ergummy
Stop doing it before 800, it’s not fair. I’ll have to start doing it at 750 and look like an idiot
erg is finished
>>565447861>tranime phoneposter meltyyikes
>>565447861This is a fast board and no one cares about the catalog. make it whenever we hit bump limit
>>565447861Is this you when you see BWC ready to carry?
>>565447861If either of you start doing that I’ll kill you
>>565447861>Aryanime PhoneGOD declaration kino
>>565447861This is the number one post in the thread
A brahmin is queuing.
>>565447176
>>565448994I’m trying to get in a couple more games before bed time!
>>565449276naam?
There is nothing wrong with being a cute Exesissy and wanting a Wylder boyfriend to play with
good morning erg!!!
>>565448460...said no one ever
>>565449436g'day rya
>>565449436>it’s actually morning Fake Ryaposter
>>565449435shut up sludgejeeta
that's lardcake 682
>>565449276its 6am
>>565449847"I've got a shitpost for you 682"
>>565450006>6am??? It’s 9pm!
>>565450117Actually it's 9am
>>565449435Can you post like this but the other way around?
>>565450195no its 12am
>>565450351go to bed
>>565447176this is why you never walk backwards during adel, heolster or dreg, only ever walk sideways at worst so you can see the geysers
>>565450412no
>>565450285There is nothing wrong with being a carryGAWD Wylder that wants a cute Exesissy wife to dominate and protect
>>565450594you silly duck
I think it’s official, the golden period of erg players has ended. Especially with the reintroduction of the likes of terr into our roster
>>565450285>desperate exeunuch begging>>565450626Factual.
>>565450729The golden age was 2022 and to a lesser extent the buildup to and launch of SOTE
>Aspect of the Crucible: Udders
>>565450729>>565450906Well, no shit. It's not live service or anything. It's gonna stay like it is permanently now. The meta will most likely never evolve. People will get bored. Everyone'll be back next Fromsoft game (not counting duskbloods).
>>565451170/erg/ executor mains look like THAT?
I think that arcane is fun but I should probably go higher since these are the average hosts at level 90.>>565449436Good morning.
>>565451265Duskbloods general is going to be very comfy. I’m sad Nintendo is forcing them to launch during the fall. Another reason the game won’t really thrive until timed exclusivity ends.
>>565451808>timed exclusivity>endingdyrbi?
>>565448460>>565449435>>565450626>>565450729Good and accurate posts.
gg greg couldn't see shit because of rykards
>>565451808>general that will be flooded by shitposters>comfy
>>565451808Its going to be fun thats for sure. Its a shame the anons have dismantled the discord so we won't get a redux of that.
>>565451808Duskbloods general will be dead within 3 months. Calling it now.
>>565452293>Its a shame the anons have dismantled the discordsaid no one ever
someone should put nezuk on omoggle
someone should gank jee
>>565452781They've been completely dismantled ever since the group passwords fiasco. There's no going back from humiliation like that.
'zuk it up 'err it down 'maddy it sideways 'sludge it around and cc it up
>>565451170>Aspect of the Crucible: BWCocksleeve
>>565453059That happens every day and he has no patience so he just dies 70% of the time
>>565453173I don't watch xhis streams anymore so you should clip xhim everytime xhe dies
>>565452273>>565452756thisthere’s no way a fucking nintendie general is going to be anything other than a disaster
>>565453730It's also online PvP mandatory. I'm fine with PvP as are most people here, but that has drastically cut down on people would be interested. Especially given Switch's biggest demographic is children.
>>565453730Nintendo fans are notorious for not buying 3rd party games. I don't even think that general will stay on page 10.
>>565451681>>565449574
>>565447632ok let's just be friends now!
kenneth haith should have asked leyndel for settlers and then made them mix with the demi-humans
>>565454847
>>565454847Kenneth is not a nomad merchant.
died to base dogs award
>>565456990>>565457256We are eating good again
@gemmy can you kill trooncake for me i'll pay you 10 murkies
Where is tarnished edition?
@grok what is a murkie
Who is the scariest thread personality from generals outside of from software games?
>>565458497A merkin is a woman's bush, he's willing to give anon 10 of his mom's bush hairs.
>>565458823I thought Merkins were fake pubes
disgusting
>>565456383kek
>>565458724All of them seem really weak. Some unnamed anon bodied all of them by reminding them of their failures constantly.
>>565458382here *unzips*
>MIQUELLA!!! RADAHN CAN'T IMPREGNATE YOU, YOU'RE A BOY!!! MIQUELLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>565458724Define "scariest."Because the Dead By Daylight general has some horrifically cancer individuals.
>>565449435>>565450626>>565450778>>565452029Executor is not a tranny sissy you weird porn addict freak
I love sissy streakers
Friday night sisters, whose ready to stay up late and beat some nightlords and talk about which nightfarer is the cutest!
>>565460201Let him groom himself on 4chan it doesn't involve you.
>>565460201and the obese lardcake will never be a woman but when has reality ever stopped they/them?
>>565460201uh oh exesissy main melty
Would this thread be in a better state if instead of unique preset characters, the player just created his own character like in other Souls games?
>>565460930No it would be even worse.
>>565460930It would be the same but with more "is it ugly on purpose?" ritual posting from a troondawg.
gg caligo
>>565461053>>565461078Now that I think about it, people would just circlejerk over their female avatars, which might actually be worse than what we have.
>>565460515I am going to rape you and then I'm going to strangle you
>>565461564Who cares really?
>>565460930A-am I cute?
>>565461415Ggs, I guess she decided to deploy the RNG ice crystal spam (now tracking on your location) from getting deleted too hard.
>D4>Allies three barred>I'm locked in to solo [easily done since I'm DPSmaxxed]>I fuck up and get frametrapped by a flame burp>Three bar twins had wending grace>ED Gladius starts winding up his arena nuke as they revive>They rush to me and ignore it>die trying to revive me instead of just dodging the nuke>-400 pointsI should lose nothing if I died once and they died 4 times each AND I was the main dps.
>>565462229>I'm locked in to solo [easily done]>die
>>565462319Yeah, I got hit by a firebreath that shouldn't have hit me. I had flasks and starlight shards and even some fucking Aromatics. They threebarred when he was around 40% HP. I got him down to 10% solo.
>>565461741Zhe is beautiful..........
>>565462229>waaah I was the main DPSlet me guess, double balancer duchess? beast claw rev? or old school standard magic recluse?
>>565463006Double Balancer Duchess. I dont get too hyped on myself usually but sometimes the other guys are just Ult dispensers and the DPS is entirely driven by my AoW spam. When I lose points despite being the team's whole DPS, it stings.
The fact we're not likely to get a new Fromsoft game in the next couple of years angers me. No, Duskbloods doesn't count.
For Suncatcher build, red balancers, cursed sword buff + night invaders and glass necklace? Or is it not worth using the necklace?
>double balancer>ducheetKEEEKKKKK
>>565463471Armored Core 6 DLC next year. Armored Core 7 in 2028.
>>565463471I'm concerned too
>>565463498Not worth playing exejeet period.
>>565463227this has gotta be a bait post right
>>565463471not sure what's worse, WW3 starting next year or no fromsoft game
>>565463498you go for either crit or skill damage with the suncatchergo for claws with the glass necklace
>>565463925Are you baiting? Double Balancer Duchess is one of the strongest builds by far. Show me a different class/build that can deal this kind of DEEPS
>>565464510>Panic rolling that moveHaloslopper moment
>>565464510Literally everyone can do that.
>>565461415>>565462053I shamefury forgot to ggpost.
>>565464641Then why don't I ever see it? And how the fuck is somebody supposed to hit harder than FTH respec Duchess? She has the perfect stat spread for the Halo. Highest simultaneous Dex+Fth in the game. With more FP than anybody other than Recluse.
>>565464789Probably too busy spamming dodge to notice.
>>565464510
>>565464854Sounds like excuses and cope.
I run ultmaxing raider to shit my rock out in inconvenient places to be annoying.
>>565461702nice horns, legs and tummy sis
>>565464854Perfecto
>>565464897That's very cool but a bigass Critical isn't DEEPS.
>>565464789>why don't I ever see it?because you're a d1 shitter and all the d3 shitters who use it are already in d5
>>565464789Halo scythe scales with dex. Executor with the dex respec does by far the most damage with it.
>>565464897>stealing crits you didn't earn>pretending this is consistent so lame
>>565465116>D-damage isn't damage because... because I said so OK?!
>>565463925What's the issue? Don't be a dipshit, actually reply to people instead of this dismissive nonsense
>>565460930It wouldn't matter since I'm pretty sure most of the schizos/dedicated shitposters have never played a fromsodt game in their life let alone nightreign
>>565465212Anon, those clips are all D4. >>565465214The scythe scales on dex but the WA works with FTH amigo. Which is why I've never ever been damage mogged by a haloslopper exec or ironeye. >>565465407It's not DPS. That's a big burst. That's not Damage Per Second. That's Damage. Huge damage btw but also completely conditional on staggers AND positioning.
>>565465214exejeet has the 2nd lowest FP you aren't touching a Duchess respec with her restage. Balancer Wylder also out-damages execjeet because 140 FP > 100 FP lol
I agree that the official 5000 year duration for the Shattering is retarded but what about the duration of Marika's reign?Ranni and Miquella both quoting 1000 years tells us an Age is that long and Marika sealed Destined Death to prolong her Age.2000 years of Marika and 1000 years for the Shattering maybe?
>>565464897now show the 95% of the run where exec is sitting there with his suncatcher out hoping for a posture break only to get cucked out of the crit by a trigger happy rando that doesn't check builds at the start of the game.
>>565465580>>565465735That's terrjeet is trying to shill xher garbage, don't take xher seriously.
>>565465721>Ranni and Miquella both quoting 1000 yearsWhat?
>>565465580let me repeatyou're a d1 shitterall the d3 shitters who use it, they're in d5you being hardstuck d4 is a testament to your complete lack of skill
would Marika report troonjaks on /erg/?
>>565465580>WA works with FTHNo, retard. This can easily be verified, yet you're still ignorant
>>565465580man the DLC really was a mistake huh
video games
>>565465923That's how it works in Elden Ring and it's the same here. Also a D scaling isn't no scaling at all. I'm sorry you don't like it but Haloslopper Faith Duchess is the strongest class. The most fun is just Affinity Fth Duchess but the facts don't care about your feefees. Without FTH>568 per haloWith FTH>657 per haloNow we have to take about 56 damage off because of my Affinity +2 on my FTH respec relic but it's still hitting 10% harder with the higher fth
>>565460201>canonically a zesty buck in a dressweird cope
>>565466526the manthe myththe legend himselfterr
>>565466636... this is definitely bait right
>>565466526>>565466692wtf
>>565466692Don't post about yourself in third person ugly freak
Pepe you CUNT. Holy fuck. What are you DOING?!
>>565466692
I like terr
>>565467045uh melty
>>565464510THE FUCKING NUKE PANIC ROLL MAN HOLYY FUCJ YOURE A SHITTER
>>565466636>That's how it works in Elden Ring and it's the same herewrong againI'll do it for you. No relics with the respecs on both characters>Executor392 a slop>Duchess 337 a slopA difference of 16% at base. Executor can further increase his damage if you know how he works, while duchess only has restage
>>565466692could it be?no... impossible...they left, gone into the fog forever it was said...
>>565467045>pepe'ddid he ran off on solo adventure again?
>>565467087see >>565466846
>>565467164>play Duchess to her strengths by being able to spam dodge brainlessly>YOU PANIC DODGING SHITTER REEEEEYou're hilarious. >>565467170Restage is +50%/60% soo.....
>>565467260he do be doin that sometimes
>>565467170That other guy is a retard, but why are you pretending that the spam weapon isn't for emptying your FP bar? With that in consideration, your guy has no FP and loses to multiple dex characters with more FP and better char skills.
>>565467295>c-crits don't count because they're b-burst damage!!!>restage counts as DEEPS because I said it does!!!
>>565467659He's right, though. You seem upset?
>>565467295that's not making use of duchess's strengths at all>>565467546NTA but you don't need a big FP bar when nightlords don't last 20 seconds
>>565467546Except we're talking about DPS here. You will deplete your stamina bar before anything else. It's about DPS and damage windows, not total possible damage. And FP is never a concern at the nightlord.
>>565467546Prove that I'm retarded. I know that the FTH makes the halos stronger and that Duchess has the best kit in general AND for Balancerspammer shit. I have been wrong about nothing at all. >>565467659Correct. Restage amplifies all current ongoing damage. It's a "DPS +50% over 2 seconds" button. Which is why Duchess is so fucko strong and mogs the ENTIRE CAST when she's built right. The other guy here is right:>>565463006 MATK Recluse, Beast Rev and Balancer Duchess are the absolute kings of damage and since Duchess' kit is better than Rev/Recluse, she's the overall strongest.
>>565467848anon... you really are a frog in a well
>>565467848Duchess is also a pretty good Caster, MATK sorc Duchess was the DPS play before the DLC.
>>565467848Now explain how Executor's passive works.
>>565467848>Duchessgger brags about dps like a Lightning Rod Magic Mix Cocktail wont send him back to low income housing
there seems to be some confusion about what DPS means so let me explaindps = (damage done to enemy)/(time fighting enemy in seconds)hope that helps
>>565467806>don't need a big FP bar when nightlords don't last 20 secondsWhat?>>565467818Ah I think I see what you mean, you are still wrong though due to things like Duchess restage and Ironeyes mark. exec isn't even top 3 for using halosythe I don't get this cope at all.
>exejeets passiveHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>565468251>>565468095Answer this.
>>565468465Don't do this to xhem next they are going to post the glitch exploit that xhey need their troon friends to set up.
Consistency > situational DPSThat's why Wylder, Duchess, and Ironeye won. Revenant can now be consistent due to starter Incants (she also won).
>>565467848if it's just proving executor has higher haloslop damage and that AoW scaling doesn't work the way you think it does then here i'm not even gonna bother trimming it since it's that easy to check
>>565465842Miquella>"I hereby swear... To every living being, and every living soul... Now comes the age of our eden... A thousand year voyage guided by compassion"Ranni>"Now cometh the age of the stars. A thousand year voyage under the wisdom of the Moon"
>wyldalit>DPSguardian-tier
^ brownjeet can't read
>t. preschool dropout293
>>565466691the dark souls costumes are not really canon, no costumes are really canon aside from remembrance ones
>t. I am brown and can't read, and I am doubling down
>>565468904Okay so I underestimated how much damage he does in a vacuum. His FP is still egregiously low and restage is still absolutely is the strongest character skill in the entire game. Both of those stack up to make Duchess FAR stronger in this context. I came to right conclusions by slightly wrong means. She hits way way harder than Executor with the same relics and items. >Spamming a massively larger FP var>With bursts of +50% damage mixed invs>Vaguely higher base damage with a baby FP bar and no amplifiersAnd please, don't tell me you have a snowflake Tenacity setup that totally competes. That's laughable.
>>565469593>This is my cope, but I will also ignore the fact xhe is brown, a furry, and fused with a woman in the loreNot looking good, exercises...
why you queers arguing over how much damage haloslop does it does big dam that's all anyone needs to know. it carries shitters. it's not fun to have someone using it or beast claw in your group.
>>565469705Go into the sparring ground and put on seppuku & the halo scythe.
>>565469705i don't play executor and you're like 3 months late to the meta
>>565468904No one uses Haloscythe like that, though.>>565469831There's confusion on DPS vs who actually can use it better. Per input exec does more dmg but overall FP and character skills that boost dmg mean others use it better overall.
>>565469781are all crucible knights furries in your eyes because of their aspects?
>>565469946I've been running this build since DoN dropped. >>565469941>SeppukuSelf damage, downtime from animation, relic slot or RNG reliance and you only get +20% damage. And you still have fuckall for FP which matters, a lot.
wait is this druggie anon?
>exepaki>consistent
what happens if i use cheats to gain runes in elding?will i get locked out of the game or just barred from online play?
>>565469781>fused with a womanmy faggy furry ex wishes he had done that with me
>>565470135you've been playing since DoN dropped and you're still D4?
>>565470135>moving goalposts As expected. You'll forever be mediocre.
>>565470209i think it might be based on how it types
the only people who care about dps are crutchess players who know they'll 3bar if the fight lasts longer than 20 seconds
>>565470421>runesNigga just farm the blood bird in mohg's palace
>>565470909real
>ERM why are invaders so toxic>where did all the FUN invasions go???>UGH pvp is so sweaty in souls games>meanwhile, the average invader experience(with teabags included if they don't dodge every projectile perfectly for 3+ minutes)>>565470421nothingjust don't directly change your level, give yourself runes instead to level up with
>>565467260Something like that. Invader camp wasn't going so well. I kept falling. Great Hollow, Poison invader camp to the left of the map. We were only level 3. The basic shadow enemies were oneshotting us. Somehow we manage to kill both of the invaders, but because we took so long, the mid day rain was encroaching. It only just started to encroach though, so it was no real threat. We just had to kill the last few shadow men surrounding the orbs, and move on. But Pepe, I suppose, already grabbed the orbs and ran off. He's long gone. Leaving me and the Ironeye behind to clean up the surrounding shadow men. I go down again. The Ironeye picks me up, blessedly. But the Curseblade boss is somehow aggroed now, making it impossible to collect the orbs. I try to juke him anyway, and go down for it. I make the angry post. The zone is rained out, and I didn't get a single invader orb.I just don't understand why some of you find it so damn hard to clear the space around the orbs? It's common courtesy. You watch your team's back while they're vulnerable. When the area is clear, THEN you move on. I can understand if the rain is right on your ass, and you don't want to risk dying in the rain, but in this case, we had plenty of time before the rain arrived.If the enemies are weak, then yeah, it's excusable to just keep moving too. But at an invader camp where we're level 3, and everything oneshots us, it doesn't make sense to run off like that."B-b-b-b-but the time". I don't want to hear it. That's not an excuse.
>>565471038this gameplay is so sovlfvl
So why was God Miquella so pathetically weak compared to God Marika?
>>565470705I lose points quite often and I almost always play completely shitfaced and stoned. My usual prequeue ritual is something like two/three bowls of weed and a whole can of 7% Vodka Spritzer. I've been close to 9999 but never quite nailed it. I play Duchess because she's honestly my favorite [I thought a spellblade with restage was ludo before realizing she might be a GOAT contender] but she's also so retardo strong that it makes up for how addled I sometimes am and things like needing to carry absolute morons and 0DPS shitters and shit. >>565470209>>565470904I despise the idea of being seen so easily but I'm not bothering to alter my written voice to try and dodge it.
>>565471038>I invaded someone's game with the sole intent of killing them, thus ruining their progress. Why aren't they fighting fairly?!
>>565468605>glitch exploitCare to explain how it's an exploit?
>>565471289
>>565471038hahaha die pisscel!!!
>>565467260mystery solvedhe got creased
>>565471289tell me how painful it is to fight a red lobster on hollow with no starting benefits on your relics
>>565471568It sucks ass but I can go quickly grab a seal from the church.
>>565471159@grok summarize
nvm it's the druggie nigger. No wonder why he denies reality since his brain is mush
>>565471318anon what other game has invasions? invaders make the souls series interesting
>>565471710>be creasy>down 19 times to invader>pepe already gone when downed 20th time to shadow noble after invaders
>>565471038>cuckmer's speardeserved
>>565471985kek pepe, i wish you were exaggerating lmao
>>565471710>hollow map, poison camp filled with mystery niggas>pepe grabs his orb and zooms off to go collect chaos emeralds>creasy spends more than 10 seconds deciding between a carian slicer staff with incantations 8% or a red bow with 24% increased poise when successfully guarding and gets swarmed, this being pepe's fault
I was playing with randoms and while I was trying to summon Fred, I forgot to put away my harp, so I kept rapidly summoning Fred and Sebastian and then somehow I summoned both at the same time and they were both actively attacking things. You can also see that I got both family buffs at the same time. I wonder if that was a latency issue or if you can force it to happen...
>>565467045He does this sort of shit basically every game, just block him
>>565471258he had no elden ring to do god stuff with
>>565472645he could use radahn's ring
>>565472645I hadn't thought about the Elden Ring being a straight power boost but that's obvious now that you've said it when you remember all the demigods became stronger after getting a Great Rune
>>565472714but he doesn't have that because you took that, and it wasn't in very good shape and all it does is make you strong
>>565471159OK, I was the ironeye and I'm gonna ask.Who spawned the invaders?Cause for this camp, you WANT to go the north east entrance and spawn them here, that way you can safely kill them while no enemies are aggroed.But instead someone spawned them in that horrible place with all those enemies.I though that strat would be well known by now...By the way once I revived you you should have simply ran. Just come back later to pick your rewards/souls. You are already at 4bar, lv3, surrounded by enemies etc just fucking run my friend.
>>565472818it wasn't in good shape?!
>>565472765it's literally what it is, I got it from anons here who have said in the past that it's basically like a settings control panel for reality, it augments you and when in complete form it lets you do god stuff, but no demigod can do god stuff because they just have some pieces of it
>>565471258did either of them ever fight anyone themselves?not sure if radagon should count
>>565472885i just go from whichever direction i arrive at, south west or north east doesn't matter, though south has a million chests and 2 crystal spots
>>565473008Marika fought the Fire Giants with Godfrey without Radagon involved dunked the Fel Flame outer god, got cursed and then split Radagon from herself passed the curse onto him and sent him off after the Carians
>>565473008I think Marika killed the Fell God herself but I don't remember
>>565471534Don't say that. Everything that went wrong was their fault.-The approach to invaders was bad from the start, because they used the spring to jump straight toe the crystal. Of course, greeding the crystal aggros all the surrounding shadow men.-We had Scholar and Ironeye invaders. Pepe was on Scholar, the easier one, so I went to help Ironeye with the Ironeye. But when I arrive, Ironeye sudden daggers out of there, and goes to assist with the scholar. Weird move. But knowing I can't match invader ironeye as raider, especially with all the shadow men inching closer, I make a pillar and hide behind it. With Ironeye's aggro on me, he uselessly fires at the pillar, while the shadow men are held at bay. I just wait it out while they finish off the scholar.-Hearing the Scholar's death, I ping to me, and then go around the pillar to engage the Ironeye. But the Ironeye dodges and mighty shots me. That's ok, because my teammate Ironeye is on the way to save the day. At this point, I move the camera around to see that Pepe is shopping the orb. In the middle of an active Ironeye shooter, he's orb shopping. So then the teammate ironeye goes down too, and I die. Pepe, arriving too late to save me.I'm spawned kind of far, so I have to run back while they kill off the Ironeye. I make use to stick to the outer skirts of the zone so as to avoid aggroing more shadow men and the boss. Pepe, however, cuts through the middle of the camp. I didn't realize it at the time. But I see it now on the playback. So as I'm arriving to the orbs, and both me and the Ironeye have to shop, the boss is now aggro, thanks to Pepe. Making it impossible to grab the orbs.
>>565471038>MY WORLD MY RULES CHUDDIE YOU CAME HERE TO FIGHT DIDN'T YOU
>>565473201that affects where you spawn them. for that ruin you want to fight them where the sanguine noble is.
>>565472885>>565471159greasyjeet is by far the worst player on the pw but I'd still rather play with him for the 6000th time than play with >>565471289 this fentzombie once
>>565473201i'd rather fight them south if it's poison camp though
>>565447575A literal snake fucking whore fucked a cosmic jellyfish made out of gold to be able to become the architect of the matrix but then had a woman moment and smashed the computer running the matrix so the jellyfish crucified her. Your job is to kill all her children who are collecting bits of the smashed up computer, then her ex husband, then her ex ex husband (who is really actually her because she was experimenting with new sexualities) and then finally the jellyfish so that you can impress her corpse and run whats left of the matrix as her new simp. Basically it's a gnostic fable about why modern men need to step up and marry trashy single mothers with biracial kids.
>>565472885>I though that strat would be well known by now...I've never heard of this until now. I was wondering where you heck you went. Basically, I landed near the back stairs, because you can go down the stairs and grab some loot before aggroing anything. It's more or less what Practice does. Though Practice goes to the open chest on the left first. Because I landed near the stairs, then invaders likely spawned near me. But someone, I suppose Pepe, landed at the crystal, which aggroed all the shadow men. If you just hang back near the stairs, then you can avoid aggroing all of them for a while.
>>565473319>hardswapping consumable cheater nearly gets his shit pushed in by clueless pve'erswhy would you willingly post this
>>565473595No I'd rather marry a blue magic sexdoll with 3 arms
>>565473458>Able to handle D5 nonsense while intoxicated as fuck and blasting loud music>He thinks this reflects poorly on meIm having more fun than you and am arguably playing with weighted clothes. Sometimes I do a cheeky run midday before I've been drinking and the game feels so fucking easy.
>""""""""""clueless pvpers"""""""""""""">blocking the only way out in an already closed area with items to grief more consistentlyLEAVE XHEM ALONE CHUDDIE!!1!!!
>double balancer haloslop duchess>weighted clothesif you raugh...
>>565473667No I fucking hate when people spirit spring to the back, it always becomes a shitshow. Just go to the front
>>565467045Pepe will grief anyone that's not his boyfriends that play all day
How do I remove the dlc from my account
>>565473979The weighted clothes are the enormous amounts of drugs and alcohol fella. I also blast high tempo metal at max volume out of two huge desk speakers. I leave SFX on tho so I can still hear the game.
>>565473008radagon is marikamarika is radagonstop overthinking it
queuing
Let me get this straight, you guys had 3 wylders and couldn't take one invader down?
>>565474000Well, I had no clue that was your intention. I might have followed had I known. Half of my password runs happen to be with Practice, so I study off of him a lot. And he's a backside guy. I'll try to remember the north east entrance strat if we play that map again.
we need an /erg/ dedicated gank squad
>>565473319>138+25>the items dropped next to the lever>thiollier summoned>greatsword of damnation + mage so it's probably some max level golem>panic rolls and gets raped instantly the moment it's a 1v1beautiful webm, don't understand how the other summon teleported though
>>565471947Abuser mentality.
shit wylder
executor won doebeit
>>565473947outskilled
>>565474273What are you even responding to retard?
you could have 10 wyldjeets and it would still be a zdps jobber lobby
I am glad I am blocked by these people
>>565474259this is a lie
>>565474648Won the most mid tier loser award?
>>565474438It's actually insane how good ER it is to grief invaders
WyldGODS run and carry this general thoughever.
>>565474994Chain finisher Undertakers*
>>565474994exeGAWDS*
y dodge greg tho
My girl Loretta is finally getting her props
>>565473947clueless pvers are so strong
>>565476324This was 100% the phantom cheating and pretending he doesn't know anything
>>565453730I don't think it will be the usual dogsbit Nintendo audience. At least not after the first few weeks. They don't buy these types of games >>565453908
>>565474994Objective truth nuke
>>565453730They're going to pretend Duskbloods is the best game ever forever just like people do with Bloodborne
I've returned to dormant fists and I don't think I can go back to any other weapon type
>>565477126No they arent since it's not single player. They can't even larp it.
>>565475048I'm going to chain my finisher on undersluts phat asses*
>>565477332Weird post!
>>565477332Hot daddy
>>565463564He meant a real FromSoftware game, buddy…
>>565465570you’d be surprised how much it’s the opposite actually
>>565463564Any ACgawds here? Did you guys play Dolls Nest?
gg basic dog, I wasn't even running the faith respec but damage was good enough thanks to passives>>565474817it was not
>>565473595you ate those beta male pedo writers up sis
>>565466692>>565467087Don’t talk about yourself faggot maggot
>>565469781Got his ass there.
>>565463564>armored core 6 dlc next yearAnon the game has been out for 2 years with no announcement for a dlc. This is worse cope than a new nightreign update.
>>565478390yeah Dolls nest is pretty good, i'm about half way through a playthrough atm
>>565478390creepy + doesn't exist
>>565471289stop being such a weird little cuck and you wouldn’t “be seen so easily”
If someone get's both creasy and terr in a run you should definitely record the whole thing
>>565478573>>565467274I likeThe terr
>>565479156see >>565478573and >>565466846
most active thread we've had in a while
>>565479005The melee in it felt really jank to me, but maybe you get better swords later
>>565475971erdtree avatar bro nonono what
>>565473595Thank you for confirming and proving that game is for spiritual homosexuals.
>>565475971>erdtree avatar over BBH>over FUCKING BBK????????????????????????????????????????????????????do people just get complacent
gg white birdsbeen getting killed a lot with full hp negation lately
>>565479349>>565479531too many cocky players thinking they can take the big tree on at level 3-4 and then getting raped
gg birds, i wanted that nice relaxing greg game, and was forced into a birds.
>>565479710bro, your dodge button?
If you care about winstreak, don't play until monday.
>>565480337why?
>>5654803833 reasons that start with S, C and T.
>>565479710No joke i got killed twice through full hp negation on that fight, one to the floor spikes and another to some random ass balancer poke, glad i managed to clutch up the double rez- i was gulping so hardAlso i havent played since jan so i might just be a rusty shitter!! ggs!
>>565480429Somehow cunty tubby Zorban has returned?
>>565479279>Friday>threadshitters terrjeet and druggietard backPretty obvious why
>>565480429sucky cucky and tucky
i'm about to queueas guardian
>>565480598Can you be my wife? I always wanted a guardian
>>565480429Sludge or sens, creasy and terr(d)
>>565480429sctbelan/creasy/roxy?
who finds this kind of pvp where you run around in midrange and never engage ever fun?kinda related, what's the most "you have to come fight me to stop me from doing this" spell/incant? i've been using bone bow with bleed/poison arrows but people would rather spam roll with high latency than come fight
>>565480793flies are pretty aggressive
>>565481197i use swarm of flies but it never does anything, do i need to combo it with bone bow or something?
>>565481268Have you tried rivers of blood?
>>565480793Use it with sleep arrows instead. They can't roll that.
>>565474132you don’t. enjoy your rip off.
>>565481462oh that's pretty lame but okay i guess>>565481434yes i'm using RH sword of night, riversLH seal, rakshasa, bone bowbloodboon and swarm
>>565480429Sludge is better than you, Creasy is fine if you don’t leave him the last person alive, Trish is ok please don’t bully her
>>565477126Not really. BB was actually good. Everything about DB is shaping up to be a mess. The proof will be in the pudding.
>>565481624The Creasy experience is me standing awkwardly waiting for my dog to finish pissing so i can move on
>>565481268could need cast speed as the threat falls off if you arent stuck in the cloud spamprobably being mitigated by poise
>>565481624Trish and Sludge are top tier except for when trish is tunnel visioning on cocktails
>>565480429>>565480548>>565479131Words can’t describe the sheer level of ferocity and accuracy with which you struck the nails on their respective heads.
>>565481624>Sludge is better than youlel>Creasy is fineOMEGALUL
>>565479235We likeTheTerr
>>565481778holy shit he has a family man
Triple status exejeet is fun
>>565480793Light of miquella, they always try to run you down during cast so they can get their free punish but with cast speed ur fine
he's so cool......
>>565482006see >>565479235
were there not three bla'knives in the ordina gaol
every build should run night of dregs, but it's too advance for /erg/
>brown immigrant squatting in the Netherlands talking about xherself ad nauseamLame and pathetic.
>>565482326dregs of night at max stacks is 30% right? if you need to use the madness relic that's 15 a piece which is worse than balancers
>>565482326trvkeif you have a 30s timer and the autism it is simply the most powerful relic
>>56548245045%
>>565482450it goes to 40% and the madness relic with it is bait
>>565482326by the time you finish buffing the boss is half dead
>>565481931Post your win streak right now
>>565482401please understand he’s desperate for a (You) these days
>>565482639It's currently at 52 or 51.
>>565482450it's 45%libra has taking damage which is good for raiderseppuku/thorns can also trigger below max HP
gg varre's bouquet +1
>>565482791gg I had bloodflame too it was really cool! good run
>>565482791where miquellafaithful? Did he stop playing?
>>565482217Terr
>>565482605you can hold it at max after night 2 boss with the nightrain(tm) and then thorns/frenzy/tactically lowering then raising max health in the spirit shelter
Thank you blocklist for keeping me out of that lobby
>>565482909We should all be so very grateful that he's not around anymore.
Even tho it was easy and fun and we all emoted
>>565482894adel is very resistant to bleed and somewhat resistant to fire tho
>>565483085I'm asking.
>>565483258Yeah for ariel I used dragon halberd but the rest of the run I had a bloodflame varres bouqet, rly epic
playing nightreign from a jacuzzi
minesweeper queue hours
>>565484685gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Nightreign might be great, but god damn it never reached this level of comfy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5CwbYfkV64
>>565485005>DS3 versiondisgusting
cool shield crash build sens
gg ed horse, excellent meme run
>>565485408>>565485454gg serious business
How do I file a bug report? It appears I cannot select the DLC map I just bought.
>go back to regular souls game after depth 5 NR>holy shit dam this is so easy when I can kill enemies in 3 hits and they don't even 1 shot me lol
>>565485408The flip + slam R2/heavy attack animation is probably my favorite in the game. It's fun to use, it flattens enemies twice, does giga poise damage, and to top it all off it dodges ground aoes. The last is really rare but it helped on that ED horse. I was mid flip animation when he did a ground stomp and even though I was in his nuts it missed. lmao.
>>565485939bug?
>>565485990Im so ruined by depth 5 I started creating my own difficulty mods
Im sorry about last night i should've helped you with the wizard ruin :(
What did you do to him sens? BBH was chill until you arrived
>>565486184>twitch go back
>>565486634bbh HATE sens
when will nezuk come back
>>565486452whoa sissy
>>565486634He knew I was having fun with shield crash, and instantly went into full meltdown. I have that effect on people.
>>565487084absolutely no fun allowed
I can't take this...
>>565487084I think people just collectively laugh, block, and move on tbqh
even doe maddy defeated him and he's dead 035
>>565486634BBH senses an overwhelming beta presence approaching and reacts out of disgust
>>565487448Blocking is throwing a melty thoughbiet, so yes.
fixing violent type Bs...
>>565487637Infinitely less pathetic than making an alt account just to play with people because you're more blocked than trish lol
>>565485990this kinda why I'm worried about playing too much nightreignthe timer, extreme difficulty, and "oh you died? fuck off, lose your entire build and gear" is insane compared to a normal souls game
>>565488059I did that because I was curious who was blocking me, and it turns out it was only one person. So I guess its (you)?
>>565488298Play duskbloods
>>565488017The only fix is my BWC...
>>565488059Who are you talking about? Dingle?
>r*ddit chungusrevenant, guardian, wylder, undertaker>aristocratraider, executor, scholar, recluse>training wheels ironeye, duchess
>>565488815loving this anon
>>565489238
>>565489329you look like that
>redditchungusbirdjeet, raidgroid >contrarian fart-huffer/trannyRevenant (pre-patch), exejeet, SchoLARD, Undergooner>consistent winnersIrongawd, Duchgoddess, Wyldaryan, Revenant (post-patch)
so unoriginal and lame...
>>565488802Sensister
rate
>>565489626Truth>>565488815said no one ever
>>565490002refer to >>565488815
>exejeet the brown tranny hoodweeb manget>aristocraticWho are you trying to fool?
>>565489863Not that many people blocked sens. He's kind of an asshole but at least he's up front about it. Would rather have him around than annoying spergs like terr
>>565470421>cheating for runesFor what purpose? It’s not hard to level up to 300 even and by then there really isn’t anything else to bother leveling.
GG Adel that was the first time in forever since I messed up against him. I need to learn how to punish all 3 slams with slow weapons so that doesn't happen again.
>>565490002>dutchess mainYou didn't beat the game.
>>565490223Many are saying this. >>565490002See the empirical data right here >>565489626
>>565483917Steam deck?
Why do you guys keep replying to bait I don't get it
>>565488815>r*ddit chungus>undertakerElaborate
ggpost
>>565490002>Duchgoddess mainYou won and made the mid tiers soil their panties.
>Wahh wahh don't say the n-wordlol
>>565487059Yus
>>565490689you got banned for that?
>>565490616gg chill caliguli run
PoV you MISSED ONE FUCKING JUMP, I HAD NO NEGATIONS JKESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS MY WHOLE BAR
>>565490862Nah, just always feels arbitrary and random. You can say it all day no problem but if enough huttburt children report you, a trannyjanny will eventually warn you for 4channing on 4chan.
so close to a facepunch finish
>>565491137you carried
>>565491341no bullying
mi wan da good ting ta beat da bad bad man inta da bombaclat
>>565491137>>565490616Based Wyldclansmen carrying the sissy general
i didn't even know golden spike hippo was in nightreign. that entire area is awful. i never want to go back there again
>>565491698You gotta learn the castles. Luckily S-tiers like myself have already learned to route it, so playing with erg should be a good learning experience.
sorry I'm not nearly good enough to carry you twoalso why the fuck did you bother with the golden hippo, was this your first great hollow depths game or what
He's live https://youtu.be/t0JkyVF9ek8
>>565491927ccringe wyldsissy getting carried by revenant and undertakerclasnmen.
>>565492031>indian cant count the number of bars
stop saying sissy
I demand this thread make a divegrass team.
>>565491927TROONSHITLARDCAKE GOT RAPED AND LOST
>>565491927>Skipping bossesI mean sure, you should clear the sewer, upper wall, and talisman room first. But eventually, you should be circling back around to the center. Golden Hippo is an honest boss with honest hitboxes, S tiers can beat him no problem.
>>565491927nvm it was my bad, I just realized I was the only one with LLTBT and should've given it to revyou always bring LLTBT to balancers, prioritize it
>>565492030what is that naked buffed type B doing?
>>565492330That obviously doesn't include you, of course.
>>565491927bjark is the newfag, right? He's quite bad. But he'll learn, I'm sure.
>>565492330>>565491820>t. C tier
>>565490171got his ass there>>565491636subhuman cuckcel post
>>565492572oh no no no no...
>>565492330we only did the sewers, I solo'd a fire knight in the upper walls while rev and undertaker were trying their luck with the hippo, it was 2vs1 so I had to join them and we wasted a lot of time therepls never touch the hippo, leave it for last if there is nothing else to kill on day 2
>>565490417I wish I had one of those but no
I actually love Rebenant when are we going to get a nendoroid I would buy it. Which is saying a lot as I didn't buy the Ranni one.
>>565491927Wait this is you trying Pepe? I thought your Great Hollow pathing was just you trolling because of how fucking terrible it is.You're not a bad player so why are you pretending to be retatded?
>>565492330Doesn't matter, it has a fuckton of HP and 1 shot potential if it's red. You very much leave it for last. You also get raped STILL by Grafted Monarch and the likes, so I would pipe down if I were you xis.
>>565491927>>565492351You both had LLTBT for the last half of the run, but undertaker dropped it at some point during the nightlord I think since it was normal balancers. Anyway I did badly that fight so I apologize for it, but I was panicking from not having LLTBT or negation. I think I'll go throw with randoms for a bit.
bjarky play with meee
>>565491697>>565491001>>565490689thank you for speaking truth
>>565492330Lol, golden hippo is ass. fucker is way too big and annoying.
>>565492572He's not new, unfortunately.
>>565492582>>565492914I have over 300 confirmed Creasy carries under my belt. Don't mess with us S-tiers.
As punishment for losing Bjark should post more Miquella
>>565492872Pepe would've probably carried the run much better, they were unlucky to have me belan since I barely know my way around the castles, but I know enough to go to the walls from the unsealed spirit jump first instead of the boss right above
>>565493082>implying creasy isn't a better player than you at this point troons are so delulu
>posts nuked for no reasonermmm ok then
>>565491927nobody had max hp negate>why did you bother with the golden hippoi didn't even know there WAS a golden hippo, i have NEVER in like 20+ hollow depths been in that castlei'm also not sure why we didn't do the invaded poison ruin directly below where we spawned in at >>565492572i am not good at the video game yes. it doesn't help I mostly play colossal weapons which need max hp negate to not immediately become pancaked
Doh, I can't believe I fell to Dreglord at the very end. I pressed the dodge button, held it anticipating when to dodge, released, and I didn't dodge. I guess I held it too long. Oh well, ggs. Goated lobby. Easy run.
sorry this was 3rd/4th adel in a row
>>565493270erg is being used as a guinea pig for virtual regulationyou VVILL obey
>>565493506kek now that you mention it I literally forgot about the invaders, just ping them next time
>>565493569Doood, I pressed buttons!
>>565493082You play Beastslop though, so it doesn't count.
>>565493248The route for west castle is to enter left or right basement, kill bosses > unseal boss > jump up to the invader tower sprint and kill boss in front of it > jump up kill boss there > if no invader jump back down to where the sprint jump. Now it changes depending if you have Messmer or Godskin castleMessmer you drop down directly under the sprint jump and there's a loot orb and another loot orb at the entrance to the open area where the Golden Hippo isGodskin you go kill the other Noble/Apostle on the walls, jump down kill Godskin duo, jump up again and kill the Noble/Apostle that's still alive.
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>565493506>plays off meta contraian characters>cant route and doesn't ping shit>comes back and expects to get carriedBlocked.
>>565493893What?
queued btw
>>565493506>I mostly play colossal weapons which need max hp negate to not immediately become pancakedThat's a massive cope. Anything that can stagger the Balancers when they don't have hyperarmor works just fine against them.
why dont you make this more interesting: whoever 3 bars first in the next game has to post their balls
least cancerous agheel fight
>>565494054Name?
>>565494243Zorban. I'm streaming erg tonight
>>565494243Roberto Díaz Navas
>>565494209Terr I love you so much lets kiss in the telephone booth mwah mwah mwah
>>565492330Why are you writing this? You can’t even hit the one zero zero while being carried by mush
>>565494486>>565494209kys
im not into trans women 486 sorry
>>565493082Creasy doesn’t one trick free anti death man like you
>m*shjeet>carrying anything KEK
trannies usually prefer men over other trannies, that's why @636
>>565494117i more so meant in general not just against balancers>>565493912>cant route and doesn't ping shiti used to almost always route BUDDY BOY *grabs your crotch*
>>565494486
>>565492030>look inside>dies to a hollow/rat camp fraud
>>565491927eldrich lobby
48 to go
>>565495160>dying to evergoal fodder
>>565494486Don’t talk to yourself freak.
>>565495553naam?
Real talk how does LLTB work?
>>565495950I will reveal it once I get to 100
>>565495875owned dork
niggrain got to be the best sowouls game just for the movement and damage during crits and wakeup like omg
>>565496162How will I keep your streak safe, then?
>>565495875*jumps up**stabs him in the head**one of the exploders times its explode to kill you as soon as you drop and are in animation lock*SKILLED
>>565496162If you’re doing it all with duchess or iron eye then no one will care
>>565496560It's mostly duchess, wylder, revenant with a bit of ironeye and raider
>>565495965Everyone starts with 0 target priority. LLTBT lowers your target priority by the amount listed. Aggro is determined by a combination of target priority, damage (or attacks dealt to target, the distinction is unclear), proximity to the enemy, and there's (seemingly) a sanity check to remove the top player's aggro after n seconds to prevent someone from holding aggro indefinitely. If all players have the same level of LLTBT, then everyone functionally does not have LLTBT because all players are on the same value.Condemned by default have a white LLTBT passive on them or an equivalent, so if you have a blue or higher LLTBT, during a riot the condemned will infight because your priority is lower than the priority to other condemned. This is the one objectively measurable data point where LLTBT has a direct and seriously contribution to a nightlord fight.There is no solid proof that other than determining aggro values that LLTBT has any affect on behavior or enemy moveset whatsoever, despite what some people will claim.
>>565491927>tranny thread shitter who does nothing but talk about porn sucks at the game
>>565496713somepony said that it messes with balancers. It's probably just confirmation bias seeing them zombie walk while ignoring them though. I've also seen somepony on erg say it makes one less balancer target you during ED but it didn't seem like it to me.
>>565496674bronylaire or simpo?
>>565496946If you’re doing it a spellcaster then you can take zero negations and just one shot birds in either normal or ED so it’s always recommended for them imo. In ED with two less likelys it turns the game into solo tracking so only one bird will come out at the start then another then you’ll be able to rotate killing them as they wake up. It also has the added bonus of the worm always targeting the no less likely
>>565497370O-okay >_<
>>565496946epi
>>565491927>-ACK!
stop bullying lardcake
>>565497370>it turns the game into solo tracking so only one bird will come out at the startPeople keep claiming this and it's never happened in any game where I've seen people run LLTBT in ED Balancers, nor have I ever seen video evidence of such
>>565497054Got to be brony, unless he blocks all but 5 players and plays like two games a day I can’t see him making it though. I have zero faith in him
I had so many great offensive options, it was disgusting. I never had a weapon with lion's claw hit so hard. No full HP negation though. Not that it was necessary.
>>565495875I hate when the enemy's collision box bodily moves you. It happens with Magma wyrm often. I'm doing well, and then is just turns, and and I'm shifted into a lava pool.
gg brought this gray lance with waves of darkness to the legendary forge thinking it was going to be the best thing ever and it sucked, feels bad man
>>565497912You must be really thick then if you have clicked on the aggro bird only ever charging at one player all the time in 2 less likely games while 2 birds target two players in one less likely game and the whole flock gets aggroed pretty regularly but everyone gets attacked in no less likely games
phanny
>>565498174The duelest axe with lion's claw was massively improved by the forge. I was going to use it against the boss, but then I got the candle stick afterward. It's kind of boring now, always candlesticking the bugs. But it's too effective.
gg afk tinpo
>>565495950terrjeeta
>>565491927you cant carry on regular balancers? oh dear....
hero on a 150 build award it's over
>>565492330S tier here, I can't beat him no problem
>>565491927soul draining dream shattering lobby
I knocked another loss off the history. Down to 8/100 losses.The next one on record is 5 games away. So I need to win another 5 games.
>>565497829We should be bullying him more actually. Hopefully until he kills himself.
where is the stream saars
the erg girls have been suffering considerable losses
>>565499573here *unzips*
>>565497975Don't be jealous sister.
>>565499490although i hate porn and lust posting i think trish deserves that more for the wellness of the thread
>>565498632the only nightlord I can do by myself is caligo (normal or ED)I've played this game for just 700h pls understand
>>565499573ok im going live now
>>565491927belanyo... don't you run fire on ult? you could pull out the log capacity trick against normal balancers
>>565491927This makes the password look more interesting, every other screencap is trash and simpo with a bit of practice but if there's actual bad people it makes it more interesting
>>565499837hot tub stream
>>565479131
>>565499851I don't run that, I was doing double balancers with my +1skill/ninvaders relicit wasn't worth it anyway, I think at least one of them was already 4bar'd at that point and they were downing at incredible speed so I opted to ult the pink bird
gg helloster, so many new and old names popping up.
>>565500138DOSjeet lost big time
>>565497829Thank you anon <3 It's fine they are having fun, I don't mind them. I'm just hurt that he decided to name and shame because honestly it's a little rude to leave your caster as the only one without LLTBT.
GG Hellstar. I need to learn the Godskin apostle. This thing is quite good.
>>565500259>DOSjeetwho?
>>565500114even doe they mog you
>>565500227Just had the shittiest no negations heolstor run, sorry team btw I somehow never get negations to show up..
>>565500138>only 55 kills Good job carrying that brown deadweight
>>565500268Kill yourself.
>>565500363My kills are probably a little inflated due to killing some small fries in the swamp.
>0 randumbs queue D0 runsI knew the pw only does depths now but damn randos too? Just wanted to have a chill quick adventure on gigahorse
>>565500259you're telling me a paranoid schizophrenic south american pantone 448 C skintone individual lost? crazy
>>565497975Dangerously trve post.
>>565500268oh c'mon I don't mind losing games and I think posting defeat screens is good thread content, it's not to "name and shame"I even acknowledged I should've given my LLTBT to you, next time you can just ping spam before the nightlord or something I'm just dense like that
>>565500526>pantone 448 C skintone
>>565500268>troon meltykino
church chasing worthless fucking faggots make me so mad
>>565500663I mean it has made for some good content you are right lol. All right I'll spam pings next time and drop my inventory if I feel like I'm missing something.
belan is a troonsogynist?
>>565500259There’s no guardian in that image though
>>565500526based reference
>>565500138carried by practice
I love the one handed dagger R2 slashes; they feel really good to use. Too bad Duchess's moveset feels like dogshit in comparison, I might play her more often if that were the case.
>>565501074Trish's skin color.
>>565501341I sniggered.
>>565501375too light to be troonish
>>565500321some boogeyman he concocted after anons identified him on /v/. weird loop process honestly.
>>565501562that would already be so dark on a human it's like you want trish to be recluse colored
Potentialreign
>>565501758Duskbloods Betareign
>>565501623imagine the darkest shades of brown straight from the streets of Bangalore and you'll get troonish
>>565501341Gay faggot ass meme
>>565501627would hug
>>565501341Hetero straight awesome meme
>>565502120
ggpost adel learned a new technique to crash my FPS at random
>>565502503That's old tech
>>565502213If I had access to a contrarian of your vomit-inducing ilk, I would kidnap you and tie you up in many rough ropes, and I would bring you unconscious to a deep wilderness and leave you hanging upside down from a tree branch so your head is about 30 cm from the ground and your hands are tied closer to your feet, and then I would kiss you on the lips while caressing your cheek gently and look at you one final time and then leave you alone to the elements, and I am sure in my heart you'll figure it out.
Being locked into dash attacks vs adel is a bad idea
>>565502364needed more of this vibe
adel always makes my game stutter when the phase 2 skybox shows up, so right at the start of everdark where i'm forced to eat the opening aoe
>>565502503forgot screenshot
>>565502586I think it’s fair to say you’re the victor here
Adel hit his head on the ground and sent my fps flying
>>565502735What the fuck is this Twilight Zone lobby
>>565502735Practicia
>No Gawd sense on freedelGross. Stick to revefraud or exejeet
>>565466765Need a sex wife like this>>565466372Yes
>>565460515i just got back form wageslaving man
>>565460515I have had a wonderful friday of nightreigning in warm comfy water and I think the iron menial is the cutest nightfarer
why is there a guy who tells everyone to kill themselves
>>565502586>>565502740don't talk to yourself also you lost
>>565503007I technically 5 barred
>>565503831Somehow... Terr returned.
>>565501619Is DOS short for something?
>>565503887unfortunately you have now cemented your position in this interaction as a double loser
>rando raiders all running night of dregs nowdid someone make a meme video or something? it's not even a good build
>inspect elementtelltale sign of TheRaped™
>>565504042disk operating system?
>>565504096Just run a flasks heal allies like and people will stop
>>565503887Bodied that schizojeet so hard xhe resorted to using inspect element nicely done
>>565504052woah
>>565504159how do you even inspect element on a phone? man you're truly ass sore from this ongoing raping aren't you, thrice cementing you in this thread as a sore ass loser
>>565503887 (me) meant for >>565500526 (me)
>>565504042Deity of Sin, a villain from Neptunia?
gg greg, i forget how nice it is to have scholar's huge stamina bar.
>>565504336>I'm trans btw
>>565504336this but unironically
>>565504563gg dreggy
>>565504757who is nerf haloslop
I really thought that blood swamp was going to go better for some reason, GG
>>565504369>brown thread shitter is a phone posterJust as expected
>>565504336I'd be so embarrassed to ever put this much effort into a reply
>>565501074
D0 runs are comfy warmup whenever they do happen
>>565469176>>565469293>>565469471>>565469636Learn to use the reply function.
>>565504885i never understood what this is despite years of you posting it, is it supposed to be like a low poly rifle viewfinder aim thing?
how trish could make erg a better place: step 1: he goes livestep 2: he kills himself on streamThank you for listening.
I wanna try the self buff undertaker thing someone pls queue so I can 10 bar with it
>>565505054You can look it up.>>565505149You wanna kill yourself.
>>565468465This image and filename always crack me up
underGODS run erg I feel
>>565472991>>565472765The god stuff in question also tends be kinda limited and vague so we don’t really know how much of a boon it is exactly
>>565505054monkeyspeak amulet from runescape. usually browns projecting after their nerves are struck.
>>565505237umm ok nah im gonna choose to continue waiting for someone else to explain it
>>565478390… do you look like that
>>565505317>A m'speak amulet is an item crafted during Monkey Madness I that allows the player to communicate with monkeys. It is later used in the Recipe for Disaster Awowogei subquest as well as Monkey Madness II. After completion of Monkey Madness II, the amulet is no longer needed to speak with monkeys (however, the amulet is no longer used after Chapter III of the quest).>To make one, the player must take monkey dentures, a m'amulet mould, and a gold bar to Zooknock, who will give them an enchanted bar (and the mould back). They must then use the bar on the wall of flame in the Temple of Marimbo Dungeon with the mould in their inventory to create an unstrung m'speak amulet. The amulet can be completed using a ball of wool.>If the m'speak amulet is lost, it can be reobtained by repeating the above steps, or speaking with Zooknock after completing Monkey Madness II.
might pick up neightrain again or play dark souls, what would you do
>>565505283sweet gotcha so they're trying to say the amulet is worn by posters monkeyspeaking? sounds racist and immature but it makes sense being a rune scape thing
>>565479003Need wife who looks longingly at me like this.
>>565505149Its not good, you have to find an incant, then use that incant every 30 seconds, for a 15% damage buff, while you give up weapon slot for the seal which could just as easily give you 10-15% more damage with a decent passive.
>ping and grab the rot blessing>fight first boss as a team>ping next boss>team runs to fort>rot blessing location revealed>team runs back to the blessing>kill second boss myself>ping third boss>half hp>teammates are just running around in circles doing nothing>kill 3rd boss>rain>team sprints straight to erdtree
>>565505624the b word is monkeyspeak i need the amulet to understand it
>>565505617modded neigh
>>565502735Practice?
>>565505710Rotwood has the secret passive effect of revealing the full scope of your team's retardation
>>565505624yeah they're trying to say that the other post is thirdie babble but i always see it replying to a post that makes fun of browns. maybe it's the same butthurt brownie spamming it.
>>565505872based? you get triggered by based? holy autism you got mine beat
>>565505579What's the issue?
>>565506039hmmm>>565505872yeai belieber it
>>565505283>>565506039That’s exactly what it is he’s kind of bad at hiding it
>>565504665>>565504850TSMT
I require someone streaming password games
this so much this
stop nooticing
>>565492174Or what sissy
>>565488682no one is going to do that
>>565506524Why?
>>565506961I will be playing it with my hubbie
>>565500268I think you’re fine. As long as you don’t do or say anything that annoys me.
>>565506005I really really really really really really really really like this image
>>565507113is that true?
>>565500268I'm gonna assume he just had a moment of saltiness. full dropping the 3bar screenshot and saying "I can't carry you" is obvious BM though.
Every single delay right now is because From has all hands on deck trying to make their games work on shitch hardware
>>565503910Wyldgawd is not for everyone.
I woned and you losted
>>565507542You really really really really really really really really need help
>>565507856you need to stop skipping your english lessons you bloody bhenchod terr
>>565507553yeah it's the plan at least and he was super excited for nightreign until the moment he found out there was no pvp and then he completely lost interest, but he said he'd buy two switches2 and everything and when he gets bored of it he'll give his to his sister and then me and her can play stuff too
>>565507932oh no no no dont do this to xhim
>>565508036oh that's interesting but I hope jee invades both of you
>>565508271yeah that'd be fun! I don't know if duskbloods will work like that though
>>565505073imagine all the visiting generals coming here to talk about it
>>565508353>>565508271>>565508036>>565507553Thanks for the laugh
gg and kino we all got our memebuff
>>565508531smiling is good for the soul!
>>565508531It's fun when schizos interact with each other
Does sorc and incant duration passives buff the length of the attack up? Least I got a biggish number.Also I spammed undertakers skill dodge at the end and it kept back stepping
>>565508531>>565508959Duskbloods will be kino quit doomposting fag
>>565509048no it's just 1 minute flat
>>565509048No, it doesn't extend the phys buff from the relic effect.
>>565508687uoh
this happened earlier
>>565509173>>565509215So the extended spell duration from the glasses case is a useless line? I have a incant buff/night invader thing I could use if it is
>>565509396Mostly, yes, but extending blackflame blade is pretty nice.
>>565509113we are in a post-SotE miyazaki era, he is bitter and disillusion and at the top of his career and has a huge craving for something truly original after being held prisoner to the souls formula for what must have felt like decades, it's going to be so beyond kino we can't even comprehend it right now, or even when it releases
>>565509558xhe*
>>565506039>>565506420no I post it for everyone
>>565509558madness>>565509730wisdom
>>565509558All that and then the game in question is an extraction shooter because it's on "hype", you're retarded.
>>565509750thank you for bearing the fire
>>565509937and nightreign was supposed to be nothing but fortnite clone yet here we are
>>565510374Ugly retarded looking plastic bimbo whore
>>565509302What am i supposed to be seeing? Looks like hes breaking the statue for a chance at a +2 stone, probably for you. Seems very kind of them.
>>565510461>was supposed to be nothing but fortnite cloneAnd it still is? It's not even unique enough to be called an "experimental title">here we areLower player count than base Elden Ring with no future updates ahead on a dying thread?
>>565510374Hot sexy bimbo whore for the Tarnished (me)
what if the doomers are just poor ergs?
>>565510374time to summon the omen twins...
>>565510993Ergieyogurts
>>565511278they be bein' greek poor man that's soundin harrowing as a sounding with a ds stylus
>>565510741>>565508959>>565508531>>565509937You dismantled him holy shit…
>>565510612I know i just found it silly, i gave them a Marais for their kindness!
>>565511728I'll fart on you
>>565511959so? who cares? I'd be glad that I don't have to hold in my farts around you anymore
kinda skadoodle'd that run innit chumsi also completely mistimed the explosion by at least a two seconds wheeze
>>565511959Mr. Farter...
gg day one marais plus demons plating
>>565512250>>565512250>practice>practice testwtf they're multiplying
>>565512761
>>565512204>>565512250what the...how do we tell which is real? the size of their HP bar?
>>565510374name?
>>565514092terr
>>565510554that's alina becker and she's natty, tranny
>>565510612Sorry casters I need that stone for my star fists. Maybe you can take the next one. Kek!
can't believe i'm a hoodweeb shitter
>>565514427You forgot the zesty buck aspect also >>565514147too much of an actual woman and white to be xhim thoughbeit
>>565514364This but unironically
Need Elden Ring 2
>>565514918no need
>>565514585Recording yourself doing the zesty spin in the zesty outfit and has got to be one of the gayest things I've ever seen you're clearly projecting little man
hmm...
heccin hot doggos
>>565515136>dalit meltyalso see >>565504885
gg big 3dogz, blessed grafty run
>level 80 invader build>60 vigor >30%+ resists>100+ poise>400+ ailment resists>still get three shot by level 700 passwords if I'm not careful I'm glad those chinks are all awful at the game at least, but this is just ridiculous.
>>565515962>>565516046gee geeeees. That went very well.I had a no fall Wylder run. Didn't even lose 6th sense.
>>565516160Show stats/build?
>>565515925I look like this
>>565515962>creasy still has 6th sense
>>565515925could lose a few/do some squats/leg work
>>565516483trooner lillies could never
what is "dalit"
>>565516704Lower caste indian like terrjeet
>>565516006You are gay
erg's prissiest queen was playing nightreign in the tub and i'm just a fucking chud loser
gg cliff, bit of a yikes at the end there but we made itttt
>>565516765Every accusation is an admission with that guy isn’t it
>>565518334gg! I can't believe the doggie walking in front of me pushed me slightly out of the way and made me whiff on your body lol. The cliff made me bust out laughing. Wylders going too hard is cute. Gravity bypassing 6th sense....
>>565518480bodied that freak nicely done
>>565516357This is with the defense tear and dappled white cured meat active.
>>565519129Interesting, but what about your dmg/weapon? Are you be relying on statuslop? I've run a fair few vig/vit gouge vaders in my day on DS3/Bloodborne. In BB, you could get away with it for pre-meta and below, thanks to Bloodgem AR cope, and there being fewer sweats. In DS3, it was kino to just use Fap+3, Prisoner's Chain, and rely on poison ghru cs, frost sword, and Dragonslayer Axe with lightning resin for dmg at lower ranges.
>>565516704Something terr is obsessed about recently. He's taken the indian pill full bore for the most part its nothing but dalit this and izzat that. Not entirely unexpected considering whats been happening to him.
what is "izzat"
>>565519726Something terr has been obsessed with recently. Its part of his indian pill.
>>565519674>>565519843>>565518480>>565518858Many are saying this + interesting developments...
>>565519914I know bronybro. Sorry.
flashbacks of jee saying ghru dagger
>>565519996Nobody here watches jeenine
___ _________ ___ ____ ____?
Even though jeetnine was a 'vader tourist and was a duelist troon for the majority of DS3's golden age. Hence why xhe never invaded pre-meta.
>>565520284No one cares.
thanks miyazaki
>>565514345I don't care and I don't know what that means nor do I care again Marika is not a plastic botox filled looking prostitute
>>565519616I'm mainly using the Helphen's Steeple, at +7 it has 600 AR + cold when buffed with the skill, add the two-handed talisman and it deals decent damage against pretty much everyone.
>>565520284He's still a retarded duelist, he jumps into 3v1s thinking he can 1v1 stall with melee weapons instead of going in with the stupid cheese the invaders should have
gn erg
>>565520619Greases should be permanent to make that dogshit effect worth it at all, I can't believe they added so many garbage effects to the pool, imagine if Raider's shitty ult had all the worthless relic effects bundled into it instead of wasting everybody's money and time
>>565520675Calm down, tranny.
>>565520841Trying too hard.
>>565520168>>565520284*jeetwhine
>>565520942>>565520693kek
kek nice name
>>565523613love the lockon in this game
rememmber when he was Godrick the Golden
Fancy spinning is Executie culture
>>565523736I've never seen someone groom themselves like this.
>>565523862I'm about to groom you
gg never ED augur
>>565523862lol
you were a beat
why is the raining emote so homo erotic?
>>565512204>1056 on a legendarythat's cute
>>565524513it is a receptive pose
BREAKING NEWS: Youwy is back on nightreign!
>>565524873I sort of expected the guy named after a samsquanch to look like anything but an Auschwitz extra.
>>565525849>Samsquanch
>>565526004Now I want a Bubbles nightfarer. >no one can sip a flask until the Julian faggot chooses to sip
WHERE GAMESS IM QUEUED
>D4>every attack that would have previously taken off like 50HP now oneshots>local neighborhood jeet engine wylder presses some button and gets 42k HP>still barsshiiiii.....
gg ED horsesaddest weapon i've seen in a while
>>565526765Does it not work? That would go kinda sicko mode
>>565526520The jump into d4 is brutal if you haven't learned the fundamentals yet.
>>565526765I had a good 5 fulghor games in a row where the only lightning weapon I got were raptor talons with ice storm on charge. The game gives you the weirdest vibe checks.
>>565526142LOL I’d love all of them as nightfarers >hotdoggies>”And who are these cute lil cocksuckers”>everyone gets downed >”What in the FUCK?!”>”We gotta push back the n to the i to the g-h-t rizzeign nah mean?” >”Ive only ever gotten my level 9 but if I get my level 10 I can make it through night 2 and impress Lucy and maybe we can get back together.”
>>565527220Custom prattling pate>get FUHUCKED!>executor removes helmet>its Elliot rogers Paige
the ever brilliant goldmask
>>565526463Turns out I didn't have cross region matchmaking enabled and that's why I couldn't find a match outside of the god-blessed land of America... but I don't really feel like playing with yall pakistrannies
>>565527849Not how it works but you knew that.
>>565527905>NIT HIW IT WIRKS BIT YII KNIW THITSHUT THE FUCK UP MAN IM GOING TO SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH
>>565527849>"y'all">amerigroid>retard thinks cross-region works properly on Peeceekek
>>565528224He put a lot of effort into trying to change up posting styles have some fucking respect.
>>565528338It's okay the average ergfag doesn't know 90% of thread content is astroturfed cred and samefagging
>>565523613Disgusting hitbox on that downslam, that Wyldbvll got done dirty.
I forgot if we talked about it but how much damage negation does it end up being if you have 4x phys dmg negation on your relics?
>>565528684>zesty dork gets ownedkino
>>565528684Guardian wouldn't have let this happen.
>>565528863Trve.
you know that quote about how pretending to be retarded will attract actual retards? that goes for pretending to be gay too.
>>565528684Can't you just face backwards to reverse the direction of the backflip?
>>565528863Got him to reply instantly. Very powerful.
Absolutely bullied. gg
gg bullied horse
>>565526870Thanks for the diagram, this is exactly how it looks and feelsI'm good enough with the fundamentals to win like half of my D4 runs which keeps me at the comfortable edge of 4300 points, I'm probably not good enough to go beyond that atmEither I get to 9999 or I get burnt out again and fuck off for another couple months like I did after the last batch of EDs last year
>>565526870D4/D5 is just "Stop routing like a retard", that's it, that's the only difference
https://x.com/takeko_official/status/2049963968383574372will the anniversary patch include an upgrade to the servers?>>565530256but level 3 gaols...
>>565528978In their case, im not so sure they’re pretending…>>565528009Weird…
>>565530256Nah m8 the massive damage increase is the difference. D4 is night and day, when climbing you'll get pulled into a D4 game here or there while in D3 and if you didn't notice the small icon on character select showing a different depth you are going to be in floorhug city. You don't need to change your relics for D4 and beyond but you definitely need to change how you play in the round itself. A wandering noble with a torch is nothing in D1-3, when you hit D4 that fucker is a until you hit level 3.
>>565530256Evergaols are sadly the biggest noob trap in the game and you can immediately tell someone is either retarded or is chasing numbers because they knew they were going to win anyway>Evergaol rewards>Souls (Worthless, you were going to get to 15 anyway, this is not a real reward)>Passives where 95% of the pool is worthless garbage, and then you have to coinflip on phys or affinity/sorc/incanation, the odds of getting a useful passive instead of 25% poise is horrificPeople will then go MUH GAOLSLOP PASSIVE without realizing that in order to get value out of the evergaol passive you have to clear THREE evergaols before it exceeds the bonus you would otherwise be getting from that relic slot (An average of 10% damage). In some cases you have to clear every evergaol on the map to match something like glass necklace or 3x weapon.Don't ever do evergaols
>>565528684LMAO
>>565530871The only reason to do an evergaol outside of spellcuckery is for the 10% increased runes effect and it isn't even exclusive to gaols anymore. Opening gaols is fine but people (not us) need to normalize walking away if its a timewaster variant. The worst thing that happens if you walk away from a bad gaol is someone has a freed up inventory slot while on the route you were already taking.
>>565530871Gaols are for spellcasters since they only have a few options for good gains on the non-depths side. Balancer relics having a free gaol clear built in to them should have ended gaol meta forever. If you slap blue balancer on a spellcaster you have 1 cleared gaol already, its nuts.
I want to marry a gaol
why do japanese scream so much is that how they screamed when nagasaki fell
>>565532394wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>565532432Everrytime somebody posts a vtumour clip they're screaming
>>565532626>why are performers being performative?
>>565532717cope
>>565530871Gaols are for selfish revtroons who already started with the spell they needed because fuck everyone else, the only thing that matters is myself.
>>565532837what about people that have starting ash of wars? Somehow different for them?
gg ez balancers
>>565533092I love you mommy
>>565533208Mwah.
>>565533256throbbing
>>565533109True but that fight took the joy out of my sovl, shits worse than ED augur... 12 minute bossfight from the moment they spawn to death..
>>565533569are you making youtube videos?
>>565533049Those are for getting through the first 5 minutes of the game and typically you drop it for something better later
>Mwah.
>>565533569We even had no deaths or really any chokes. Just a slog of a fight, I'm getting tired of it. I wanted to use that black flame blade seal with antspur but slow DoT like that is pretty bad for balancers
>>565533463
>>565532394they love to pogchamp
>>565533613Not at all, It was just SO DREADFUL I just had to know how long it took.
>>565534306>>565534306>>565534306
>>565533049Ah yes the starting ash of wars you hang onto the entire match like uh...None of them, actually. Maybe flaming strike if we're being comically generous. Or you're a scholar not running the dex respec for some reason and have blood blade.
>>565533789I audibly screamed when the balancer started doing the cutscene, ggs boss
>>565533789>trannylilles No wonder it took so long...
>>565534620Leave her alone
*xher
