Previous: >>565427259>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
This thread will be better
>>565452347hitting stat lines is one thing, but then you have to do it while managing to also get all these bullshit mandatory skills like nimble and maestro and killer tunes AND hit 50RBthe deck ain't decking
>autis/uma/ missed A+ by barely any fans
>>565452504
it won't
mambogeddon soonuma&co implosion soon
>>565452484I love big tit umas and I love the shortstacks like Sunday and Inari but ZRR does nothing for me. I think it's the glasses and big ears.
>>565452547 >>565452504sssssssssssssex
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline then disappear unless you already finished it. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>565452529ohnononononno
Oh boy, a tits thread!
>>565452734Nooooo my 3 additional free pulls!
I thought I could cheese the Ultra Golshi hard mode with BakushinI clicked double TP too
>>565452893Sexakami
does anus whojin do enjo kosai
why are like 4 people in this game called Mejiro? Are they sister or it's like "Lopez"
7 and clubs will implode
>>565452765Oh, a boy tits thread!
>>565452879You're supposed to run end closers
>>565452947same sperm factory
Digitan LOVE
>>565451828So it's not in Global, then. Rice Shower is the only global uma with 10/20 stam/guts growths.
>>565452734QUICK DANCHO POACH THEM WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
Cute Journey
>>565452947same owner
>>565452879>front sprinter on a perma-late start careerthat might have actually been the WORST choice
Oh boy, it's a [insert fetish here] thread!https://youtu.be/J6UG1Jlwiow?t=109
10 minutes and I can leave my dogshit club
>>565452879I did this but with vbourbonshe exploded on her first career target and I gave up
Makween will get a late start due to breast envy
>>565452879>doing the permanent late start mode with anything but an End
is anus even good
>>565453368Ask danchou to kick you so you don't wait 24 hours to join another one
i accidentally clicked next instead of clocking on NHK mile cup after flopping it
>>565452372I'm really glad I rolled for Ines Fujin. I love her.
>>565452958Holy kisekis
remember to thank your danchou today (unless you're a mambro)
>>565453289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuDn0GJVRvM
>>565453548no
>>565453564If I get invited can I join during the 24h cooldown?
>>565453575Nobody says this
>>565453784No dumbass that's why you need to ask
>>565453828I say this nano.
Hello friends!!!
>>565453634danchou didn't do shitremember to thank the top earners
>>565453548She has Oguri default's unique but uphill in a world where Smaru, Vbourbon, Hoguri, and NYopera exists. She came too late to be good. She's an oshi pick.
>>565452947It's called a crown name, a common naming convention used to denote horses of a particular owner. The Mejiros were a horse breeding farm that actually raced their own horses (an uncommon practice, generally breeders just sell them off). The farm itself still exists but the company/owners stopped years ago, they couldn't compete with the biggest Japanese farm using imported horses (Shadai). Among crown names currently in use there's still Meisho and Satono horses for example.
Yeah… I don’t think I’ll get to A finals
>>565453634why wouldn't they thank him? That flatlining nigger has provided more entertainment than anyone else, and what other club is going to have a coup d'etat in a few days?I bet Mambros will even leak club chat screenshots, it's going to be an absolute gas
I'm so fucking scared bwos
Is today the day of the mambarock where Ra rises from the dead to claim danchou's soul and we get a new leader?
thanks for everything, danchousay goodbye to cloverdachis for me okay?
>>565453983Spe is actually good for the Dahby?
>>565452635You might be gayZRR is sexier than Sunday or Inari
>>565453904It will take over 24h to get kicked, my dancho is a retardo, I will just have to wait out the day
>>565453532Don't do it...
Please remember that you need to obtain a permission slip from your danchou before being allowed to leave your club.
>>565454059Spe is always decent at any place due to her ultimateJust run her late
>club disbanded It's so over..............
>>565454167TIME TO BREAK THIS CLUB APART, STEVE!
Anyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>565454207my danchou is DEAD
>>565454207I have stolen your Chiyo and added it to my repertoire.
>got kickedDANCHOU WHAT THE FUCK
>>565454251Post this again in 24h and I will join
>rank 32uhoh
Ines is a nano-gger that's enough reason to pull for her.
Stop rimjobbing danchud's pinworm infested ass you retard. You know who you are.
>>565454321What the FUCK?
is Winning Ticket any good for the DARBY cm or is she just doomed to always be shit?
RANK 24 babyyyyyyyyyy
maybe if i did the uma pull first it would've been a 3*
>>565454321You didn't have the required permission slip to save my image.
Another A+ month for mambo. Feels good man.
>>565454463I have stolen this Chiyo too. I grow stronger.
>>565454375refresh, we're at rank 24 now
When do these things reset??
The Mejiros keep me up another week!
>>565454597at CM reset time
>Failed finale in Ultra Gold Ship mode in URA scenarioWhat kind of bullshit stats you need to clear this shit?
CLUB SAVED
>>565454597The same time they reset every month you dumb fuck.
>>565454546All I have left is this one un-stolen Chiyo image. You wouldn't steal a man's last Chiyo, would you?
>>565454597tomorrow
1800 carats in the bag
>>565454229Mambros...
FINALLY IM UNBRICKED
Do your daily pulls
I still have enough to pity it but should i?might save instead
>>565454721Fear not, even I have my scruples. But check out my OC uma, Sakura Mareyono O.
>>565454639Does the Mejiro family force every girl to dress in the same colours?
cuties
>>565454668get accels
Uma & Co members you have 1 day to leave your club. If you're still in there by the end of this day you will be blacklisted from multiple clubs
>>565454889
OHAYO!With this provocative doodle you have been enticed to join /Uma/ Club!/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie based on the #1 hit Broadway musical "Ichiban: My School, My Horse, And I" is looking for a couple cool torenas!Reply to apply!And to clarify a common misunderstanding: you don't have to be S+ to join even if that's a nice goal for us sometimes, if you're flexible enough to adjust to a minimum of whatever the bottom S-ranks average that's A-Okay!
>>5654548481lb makes it roughly equivalent to a good SR wit card in terms of production while providing a very strong end closer skill. your breakpoints are 1lb, 3lb, and MLB if you really want.
>>565454878AIIIEEEEEEE
>3 people leaving in quick successionDANCHOU, WE ARE DYING
>>565454845Explode
luv me 1st of the months
What is the daily average for A+ club?
>>565454951fellow umaployees, we need to "delete" the discord to placate the general...
>>565455116About 1.2 million
>>565455101autis/uma/ bwo...
Sure I guess, more race bonus
>>565455090Mambro...
I will give other A+ clubs a chance to advertise themselves before I throw myself at /Uma/
Mambo will have 29 spots open in 3 days' timet. new danchou
Tamadanchou please start recruiting we have 3 slots....
>rolled with club rank carats>2LB seebee Thanks dacchis
WITH SHIRAOKI AS MY WITNESS I PLEDGE AN OATH THAT I WILL NO LONGER GIVE UP SHIT ACE RUNS NO MATTER HOW SHIT THEY ARE FOR CLUB FAN COUNT.In return please give me one fucking Med S run today where Bijin and NTR doesn't agemasen.
>NTRfag still isn't kickedit's over
>>565455249Go to /uma/ slut, nobody is gonna beg for you to join
>>565454436#Winning #Swag #GetRaped #UmaClubOnTop
TIME FOR ANOTHER WASTED HOUR LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>562406080here you go
ty umasumi danchou!
>>565455249anon you've said this twice. don't you realize its kind of rude?>yes I'll join you guys but only as a last-resortwe're a cool club anon cmon
>>565455249I should date kitaposters
>>565455449Based as always
>>565454991Don't worry, I have stolen this Chiyo as well. What a fruitful morning!
>>565455249>he didn't even get poached, just lefti curse you to be a member of mambo.
>>565455571WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT
Danchou is kicking out everyone as we speak.
>>565455468You're welcome, see you again!
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565455449nta but thanks, that's really cute.
Don't join /Uma/ Club it is awful.
>>565454997>your breakpoints are 1lb, 3lb, and MLB if you really want.what do i do about a 2lb theni dont want to roll for another spark
join /uma/ club we're comfy
>>565455801if your plan was to 1lb and you lucked into 2lb then take it as a bonus. it's about perspective, anon.
I stole Chiyo's virginity
Dacchis, any open slots this month?
>>565455861>sprinter>>end closerShan't roll for her
If /Uma/ Club is comfy why am I in it?
>>565455919ig i'll voucher it at the next anni
Join /uma/ club we are horny
>>565455969Yeah, we are killing our Danchou too, like Mambo did.
>>565455801dozo
>one (1) month into TB and half of the general's clubs are implodingwere we always this weak?
>>565455969Yes >>565454251
Danchud just kicked me. Any club for me?
>>565456176weak to anal? yes
>>565456219>ogurifagNo.
>>565455449Are you taking requests? If so, could you please make a Dia?
join my A+ club please 5 slots. A+ expects 40m fans per member
Don't open
>>565456215I meant the club Dacchis.
STOP THE COUNT
>>565456219Maybe.
>>565456219We can help you set up sweep if you wanna join /uma/club
Got 2 copies in 30 rolls (LB1)Do you guys think it's worth to go till 200 if I don't have plans to roll on the SMaru banner and I already have MLB Finemo?
mambo status
>>565456325
>>565456413omatsuri mambo stable
>>565456303>40mNigga that's higher than most quota here
>>565456139Is Mood Effect a meme stat?
>>565456310
>>565456303>fake 4chan clubnyo
>>565456139so barely any difference
Id leave TamaLove too Its not the same when its not AlmondLove anymore..
>>565456303>discord recruiteryou can go and stay go
>open your account to getting banned>allow an unknown individual of dubious origins with questionable coding kernel access >leave your PC on for 200 extra hours a month>be rewarded with 450 extra carats a month
Haven't browsed once after CM finals (xoguri didn't proc), any happenings in the last few days?
>>565456539Kind of. It's usually much less important than training bonus and friendship bonus, but it has some impact.
>>565456601yeah i also hate tamano, my sperm is for ai chan only
>>565456413A+, comfy, flourishing. I just saw the light on dancho's discord turn from yellow to green.
>>565455505yeah butI want to save everyoneyou don't need saving. omae we tsuyoialso I'm not sure if I will be able to keep my fan output since I'm switching job this month
>>565456291yesi'll add her to the queue
>>565456658why would the corn be coding retard
1LB gettoo bad there weren't any spooks but this will have to do
>>565456712anon? I think?????I think i can see them?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
Is this CB card good if I use end closers a lot?
>>565456658what the FUCK are you babbling about you mongoloid?>kernel accessLiterally not a thing, plus retards do it for less for hypervisor cracks>leave your PC on for 200 extra hours a monthWhat are you, poor? Have TB?
my douse got doubled yayyyy
>>565456838do you mean... dose? nonny... what meds are you on...
>>565456571Yep, I was willing to stop at 0LB before the game decided to fuck me up and give CBT at 170 pulls.
>>565456818It's better for end closers than any other style
>>565456818for 6 months yeah
Which Canopussy is your favorite?
>>565456790Thanks!
>>565457040>tokyo derbyTHERE ARE MORE DERBYS?
>>565456794Should F2Ps pull until LB1? I don't plan to main end but I'd like to pull for Tanino Gimblet in the future. Does C.B outlive her release?
>>565456818daring strike is a very good skill. only three cards in the game offer it and the third is 2.5 years away. cards and units are going to become more and more specialized. if you want to main end closers then mr. cock&balls is quite important. it's very important if you don't have MLB FineMotion and don't plan to create one.
>>565457048I want to Dick Ikuno
>>565456987You'll use 2 wit cards when Ramonu hits if that's what you're trying to imply.
>>565457048None of them
>>565457048Ikuno Dictus
>>565456517but A+ needs 1.2b fans...
>Another dogshit Nishino Flower runNo really what the fuck Isn't she supposed to have a really strong ULT for milesI get that she can lose mediums since I can only get it to B, but she's throwing mile races in classic even though I bought her more skills than I ever have mid career.
>>565457089It's a dirt G1 and part of the dirt triple crown.
>>565457180Ikuno... Dictus?
We have races starting in 9 hours, today only one G3 and one G2G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup (Post Time 15:45 JST), 4YO and older only, 1400m Turf ,trial to the Yasuda KinenG3 Unicorn Stakes (Post Time 15:30 JST), 3YO only, 1900m Dirt, Trial for Tokyo Derby (not to be confused with Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby))>>565457089There is Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby), Tokyo Derby and Japan Dirt Dirby (changed to Japan Dirt Classic )
>>565457140Yeah but Ends will be useless by that time because Laurel and Neo will rape them in Meds and Longs.Taishin in Miles where Spurt works is the only time you're using Ends at that point.
What's the Stat Prio list for FrontRunner? Speed -> Wit -> Power?
Are we getting any free pulls for Mr CB?
>>565457282he has a wife you know
>>565457121Does it need MLB? I kinda want summer Golshi…
>>565457252naw, that B rank means you're more likely to lose still
Can someone post big booba Twin Turbo I need to goon
Anus Tonguin'
>>565457282
PSAstar piece is el condor pasa on NHK mile cupwhy the fuck don't they tell you in the game before you start a career
>>565456720Its too bad...
>>565456782that's valiant. i relate to the feeling of wanting the best for all /uma/nons. we'll be here if you want
>>565457327G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup1.2.3. Sire side - Sakura Bakushin O; Dam side - Agnes Tachyon4. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy5. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon6. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki7.8. Dam side - Special Week9. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Special Week10. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa11. Dam side - King Halo12. Sire side - Symboli Kris S13. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week14.15.16. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy17. Sire side - Grass Wonder18. Dam side - Grass Wonder
>>565457469For mediums yeah. But she's throwing miles!
>>565456923oh oopsiesidk
>>565457524
How the fuck is she losing the Kikuka Sho? She has great stats and Corner Recovery. My great run just evaporated for no fucking reason
>>565457557G3 Unicorn Stakes1. Dam side - Mejiro Ryan2. Sire side - Espoir City3. Sire side - El Condor Pasa; Dam side - Furioso, Sakura Bakushin O4. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe5.6. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Fuji Kiseki8. Sire side - El Condor Pasa9. Dam side - El Condor Pasa10. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon11. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe12. Sire side - El Condor Pasa
>>565457282heheheh
So why does uma.moe have day 1 data already when day 1 has just started????
>>565457463your options are 1lb, 3lb, and MLB. if you intend on using mr. cb as a generalist wit card (because you don't have fine motion/nice nature) then it needs to be 3LB or more. if you just like playing ends from time to time, don't already have a copy of admire vega power as a daring strike printer, then you can get away with 1LB and it suffices as a secondary wit card (meaning that, again, you need a main wit card to pair).
>>5654575202 weeks ago was Daiwa Scarlet and now it's Condor, why do they keep giving us 2-star trainee star pieces? Like fuck off we got those to 4-stars already for the most part
>>565457753T100 is live update
>>565456923anon is transitioning
>>565457653fixed maybe
>>565457701>he runs triple crownyou're getting stamcucked by some 700 stamina + 1 gold uma. nice epithets.
>>565456396
>>565457849OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Last Thread
>>565457849>forgot to change filenamefixed fixed maybe
>>565457893She won it now but the rest of my run I have no clocks.
>>565457754I got lucky and got it to level 45 in a spark so I guess now I’ll just save for crystals now.
>>565457424ANSWER ME
>>565457632guess its just bad rng then
remove this moron
>>565457048Dictus
>>565457987>power gay>curren sex>dick kitasan>uma&co>danchou uglylooks like a good thread tbqh
>>565458096you're not in the club anon
>>565458096it's danchous onahole
>>565458096thats allen's girlfriend bwo
>>565457901If you main End closers and going with them every CM, yeah sureonly if you don't mind getting to pity to LB2, there is a risk you won't get MLB if unlucky
>>565456396>>565457901I'd save for Tachyon/Light Hello and later banners >>565456139>I already have MLB FinemoNo reason to go all in when Finemo is a better stat stick. Unless, of course, you are an end closer main and expect to run that card until a better specialist card is out.
>>565458096that is my boyfriend
had to clock the debut
>>565458096thats my sister
>>565457545fineyou may hold on to this155026452988if you couldn't fill your club by tomorrow I will see what S club feels like in modern time
PSAIf you don't have Creek or have her at low LB but want to pull for CB wit, it might be best for you to wait for the CB+Creek banner in august/september
/uma/ anons should date me actually
>>565458549Contrary to popular belief, most of us arent gay
saar
Opaйдa тapтa тeбceйик, Apбaз тoлy тoй этeйик. Cыйлы хaлкъымы хap aдaмынa Aллaхдaн тилeк тилeйик.
>>565458473sea or euro
>>565458096gwo?
>>565458747Curren would say this
>>565458096>all the bots going live yesterday after the discord pingkek
>>565457424Wit, speed then power. You need to hit ttl/early lead and groundwork and hit your accels before anyone so power comes after hitting top speed early and rolling as many early to mid game speed up checks
>>565458942and thats how they went from 32 to 24!
Is Lay Low reliable for late XOguri?
>>565458757sea...?also I request pink shoes, not sure it that matters
OH MY GOD RICKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565458747I don't speak DotA2 or Counter Strike
>>565458982>Wit first, then speedWhat for basic career? Been having a ton of retarded issues running Suzuka, the stupid cunt, losing random G3s and 2s.For PvP and TT I get why Wit is so important, but yeah.Either way, thank you.>>565458747And a Cyka Blyat to you, kind war criminal.
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>average riceposter
>second sub 20% failure in the same run
>>565459209Change your name back right now or I'm leaving
>>565459327Wtf, I sent you my pics in confidence...
>>565459390but danchou...you're already gone
>>565458503Even if THESE are my WIT cards? I wish I had spent my carrats on FM but I had to be unlucky enough to see nothing but slander against it while browsing this general as a newfag...
>>565459421
>>565459209>formerly AlmondLoveLMAO
>>565459327dancho you told me you wouldnt show anyone...
>>565459369You have to take into account your inherit 50+% failure rate
haven't seen a single screenshot of ines fujin's career so farhow is she this unpopular? she has big tits
>>565459209But I don't love Tama.
>>565459474No, you should probably pull
>>565459421Neicha is the type of uma to do this in public so that she can scare away all of the competition
So I just give up at this point right? bad seed looking grim
You didn't already pull before the free pulls are over, did you?
>>565459209>formerly AlmondLove
>>565459327
TAMALOVE is now open! We're an active and growing club that needs new members. There were some Danchou shenanigans, but we've stabilized, and are looking at long term games. We have several key members and an active chat. Medium shoes only! Apply now!Previously known as AlmondLovePlease apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>565459563shes a wagie
>>565459209You're still the OnlyFans club anon. You need to post your nudes or resign as Danchou.
should i settle for a 2* stam 2* medium maru parent...
I think golshi wants me to run her this CM
>>565459204oh career it's just speed and power you'll just out run everyone as front outside of a few random early races where you might want to go pace (only front, less than 5 pace + fronts total). Depends on the race you can always lose to late start into dead mobs and random gold skills even with ace stats
>>565459563her race outfit is UGLY and she looks STUPID
>>565459209>>565459646I don't see no Tamas being loved, prove you're not posers first
>>565459646>>565459209What the hell bwos we're just coming off as desparate now...
how much stam and recoveries do i need for vbourbon?
>>565459563
>>565459209>>565459781Tama is cute!! Tama is love!
>>5654598181000 + 1 gold
do you think he... y'know....
>>565459818950-1000 + 1 gold, depending on debuffers
Tamamo Bergstein can't be trusted.
>>565459209Hopefully we get some new cuties to fill up the roster...
>>5654598181000 stam, 600 guts, +1 gold recoveryIf more stam/guts and HIGH WITS, you can get away with a silver recovery
>>565459209change the desc to we love tama's tiny benis
>>565459937>>565460019but bourbon ult already heals?
i just woke up.what is this uma&co drama?
>>565459474uuh, yeah, you need to pull 30k (unless you get LB1 very fast, like 40 pulls, then you can wait for the creek banner)
>>565459923Hotglue the shoe?
>>565459563Here you go
>>565460105That has been taking into consideration & calculation.>>565460134Nothing, go back to sleep Anon.
>>565460105It's just a white recovery gwo
>Dober gets mood down events a dozen times in a single run>zero mood items in shop the entire run>hour of my time wastedcan we please fucking skip to grand live already?
1LB Kitasan ahoy!>>565459923Mayano Top Gun’s and Teio’s horseshoe are on JP yahoo auctions if you want to snag em.
>>565460134It's Chiyoposter's hideout
>>565459738>career it's just speed and powerEasy enough>few random early races where you might want to go pace>can always lose to late start into dead mobs and random gold skills even with ace statsThis game man... I know I'm bitching alot cuz I'm terrible but this thing can be stupidly frustrating, even with my low targets for the game. All I want is a decent Team Trial Team damnit...
>>565459781>TamaLove>Only ONE (1) member has tama on his profile>and it's danchou himselfI don't think Tama is being loved enough
she's a very cute girl that does honest work instead of whoring out on umafans like some others...
yet another homosexual A club, we have enough of those.
NHK mile is a run killer for front marurunning as end or late is somehow more reliable
>>565460171mmmm nyes, I am thinking 8 kids
>>565460236Danchou is the Tama and the members love the Danchou very much every night
>>565460308>honest work>leveraging her looks to sell desperate men liquid poison at a huge markup
>>565460308All I see is a huge tiddie WHORE that sells her body to the highest oji-san bidder at the baseball stadium
FUCK OFF OGURI, STOP BEING MY RACE RIVAL AND MAKING ME WASTE CLOCKS BEAITNG YOU
>>565459592yeah sorry danchou for the fansbut game doesn't want me to play today lmao
>>565460308enjo kosai uma
>>565459563>frontfag pigs only play meta fronts>pacechads and latechads don't play frontsThere you go
>>565460134harboring a schizo
I ready don't know how to build a parent for the next CM (or in general, for that matter). Like, the cards I could use to get some decent skills for Dober as a parent are not MLB so I'd have to give up on maxing up stats at all. She jobs at Trackblazer plenty already too.
>>565459923the horse =/= umaFucking freaks
>>565460375I don’t believe you
>>565458473you're funny anon. I'll send you an invite then. i saw your other reply (not me) we trade mediums because its the best for all.
spark reroll doko i can't fuckigjing DDO TTHIS SHIT anyermoire
>>565455969Drop your ID pasaman, we can free a spot for you.You'll be responsible for cheating in the next danchoucup.
the blacklist was a lie
>>565460993No shit
>wake up>autis/uma/ didn't make itno...
You guys are rooting for Admire Terra in the upcoming Tenno Sho, right?
>>565461162nyes
>>565461069>comfy club>scrambling to hit top 500 and still not make itnyooooticing
>>565461162No.
>>565461215Glad I'm in mambo where that isn't a problem
>>565459209>TamaLove, formerly AlmondLoveWhat an evil fucking horse
>>565461360I'm proud of everyone for trvsting the plan. Liberation day soon
>>565461263>gets mogged by a super-late start Byzantine Dream at L'Arc>beats some frauds with bad equipment at Osaka Hai
>>565461162my fuarking hero
>>565454059Duh, she won it IRL
What is this?
>HE SEES ADSfucking zoomer
>>565461620LMAO DIS NIGGA GOT ADS4chan ads are personalized based on the boards and threads you post on. Started when 4chan went down a while back.
>>565459694T-this! please danchou I'm so pent up
>>565454639How did you mutate your Mejiro for dirt?
no one posted the ad for the sloptuber i bought
wahey
>>565459706bwos please im so tired but i know the odds are so low...
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>565459694Clubs should post nudes to pick next Danchou based on penis size
when I failed to get kita back when her banner dropped, it forever soured my feelings to pulling cardswhat a fucking scam
>>565461620>someone actually bought an ad
>>565461748
>>565461709wait what? is that why i see the extremely gay SECRET DISCORD FOR MEETING BOYS ads and all the lusychat coombot AI ads? fuck
MISCLICKED INTO A DIRT MILE RACE WITH G DIRT AWARD
>>565461620Wait, what does it link to? I'm a passchad
>>565459209>Tamalovemaybe update your club banner if this is it
my gorgeous first-rate wife and daughter
Bros?
>>565454251I would join but my B+ club sheltered me when I had no place to go, I can't let them down now
>anon isn't doing his aim trainer reps for uma musumengmi
>>565461672>>565461709Im at work on mobile.
>>565461948chiyonofag....
This is a male.
>>565462067get back to work dumbass>>565462098Correct
*de-weis your helios*
>anons hate my kindYeah, I get why
why does sweepy use so much ram
Is there any point to run cards that don’t have speciality priority?
>>565455987Her banner is in a quadrillion years time so
Anyone looking for an A+ club
>>565462098that is rightwe fuck stallions in /uma/
>>565462139oi wei.....
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565462179if it's a strong roamer with good hints/events/skills.
>>565462067just get adblock gwo.
>>565462179Their TE and skills
>>565462179Only Fuku speed for miles and sprints, and welfare Marvelous power as a stat-stick (in MANT), otherwise, nope.
So people are still using sweep as usual, all those warnings are nothingburger
>
>>565460420>>565462204>mouse got caughtthis shit will bother me if I leave it up
>>565462067Bro you can hide distracting items on mobile. I do it with ads all the time
>>565462497THE COUP
>>565462008
>>565462553some mf actually using catbox as cdn? thats why we can't have nice things
There, I did it. Fucking kill me that was painful.
>>565461889how many pulls and how many LBs
>>565461748>>565461916we need to speed up more, I'm tired of waiting for all these unreleased umas
Just barely managed to drag Golshi's useless ass to the TS climax finals only for her to job to the shitty umas thereI didn't even know it was possible to lose a TS climax raceUltra hard mode is literally impossible
>>565462695200 pulls, zero kitas zero dias
>>565462553>[Deleted]
>>565462663what's cdn?Cunny distribution network?
>>565462690good job!
gold city mouth on my feet
>>565462795candy dandy ninkynoodle
>>565462748do it in URA
>>565462795croix du nord
I need a new club. I was ok with a chill club with no fan-autism but it seems most people in it are dead. It dropped to C rank this month. I play everyday with 1.5-2 million fans average so I need another club that accepts that.
Hey everyoneIdon't play the game but as a tourist who have been consuming Uma content for a few days, today I just realized that Rice and Cofe are actually 2 diferent characters.I though they were the same girl all this time
>>565461889same lol. original kita banner completely drained me. i got two on the rerun including the spark. had to use the selector and the crystal to get her MLB. pulling for cards in this game is unbelievably shit.
>>565462690I'm gonna copy you...what sort of parents did you bring?Thanks
>>565462987what
>>565462979HonseFun has a slot open!
>>565462987dummyis like confusing bambo with yaeno
>>565462979id?
>>565457048Machitan!
>>565462979Join an A+ club, anything lower and you're getting scammed
can the real chiyoposter please stand up
>>565462750Ugh, that's definitely a low roll. In 200, I got KSB LB1 and Dia LB1 on that one, definitely on the low end considering Dia is really not that good. Well anon, I think I'd have been more pissed had I got MLB Dia and no KSB copies so at least your low roll was consistently shit
>>565463138my danchud is the chiyo poster...
>>565457048
>>565462748Do it in MANT unironicallyIt's easier to win first two climax finals and job on last than having to win all finals
>>565462987>Gloomy>Unerotic>Probably smellcan't blame ya
>>565462987>>565462987>I don't play the gameYou'll fit right in bwo
>>565462139>>565462746CUTE!>speed up moreThat would put a certain somebody out of a thankless job...>>565463138I used to be one in the olden days, when "being a chiyoposter" meant that you post [sound]s of her
>>565462979There's a couple of clubs recruiting in this thread if you scroll up, you could join one of those. Like Tamalove
>>565462979join ricebstgrl gwo
o-okay good first shop I guess
>>565463190MLB Dia is actually better than nothing
>>565458079no
>>565463331not an /uma/ club don't join this club.
>>565462979Join TamaLove!
>>565462987>Idon't play the gamePERFECT for this thread!
>>565459209>>565459646hello is there a spot for me125367815712I'll leave my club if you send inviteany quotas? and why did you guys change name
>>565463440thats not even true, i dont even recruit from discord anymore
>>565462987I don't know why but I laughed at you calling her CofeI'll start calling her that too to piss off Cafefags
>>565462979PLEASE JOIN TAMALOVE I WOULD SUCK YOUR DICK
Remember to do your daily pulls
>>565458079Try posting pretty umas to get attention if you're gonna ask questions about the game during shitposting periods
>>565463456Quotas: Don't flatlineClub Name: Danchou left, things went crazy, new Danchou took over, Almond is no longer Love, Tama is now LoveDanchou is being informed via carrier pigeon right now about you
>>565463281>>565463131>>565463097Well shit, I didn't know you can't join a club for 24 hours after leaving. Just left so I need to come back tomorrow.
Is this card worth putting a crystal on? My only non-welfare MLB speed cards are SSR Kita, Sweep SR and King Halo SR.
>>565463040I just went for power because more than anything early races, ESPECIALLY for EC, are just built on having a minimum Power threshold. Even then, expect to lose a good number of races, out of 35 races she only won 25.
>>565463709yes
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
I used to think Spe and Doto were related because of their similar hair streak
>>565463712Thanks. What about only doing the bare minimum of races, and focusing more on training? Would that work?But I appreciate it>>565463709she's good for MANT at least
>samefag samefag samefagBitch I got my answers an hour ago no one cares for your drivel lmao
>>565461620Is there an uma thread at /an/? anons that like to post irl horses in non keiba situations should make a thread
>>565463456Old danchou (almond eye fan) burned out and new danchou has starting imposing new rules with an iron fist (such as worshipping tama in club chait daily)they actually asked in club chat if we were fine with the name change and no one felt strongly enough to oppose. Guess we were all fake Almond Eye fans after all>>565463709Yeah having a 10% race bonus speed card makes your options in mant a lot more flexible
>>565463554oissu!
HonseFun is looking for one maybe two more active trainer to join us. We're a casual club with no quota, please don't leave your umas alone for several days. They yearn to train and become the best uma they can be.Come on in, have fun!
>>565463709Stinko is very good for MANT, definitely MLB her if you can
>>565463673at least drop your code so can invite
>>565463808I look like this
>May 2nd in JapanHappy birthday Still!
>>565463709That and Ayabe guts are probably the last good and usable SR cards ever
>>565463673Yeah, you need to get your Danchou to kick you if you wanna avoid timers. But that's not always possible with inactive Danchous.You can get a spot reserved in a club though, so keep searching today if you want in case good clubs fill up by tomorrow
>>565463797I ran it like it was a normal TB run outside of the fact that I was actually buying skills early for that edge instead of waiting until the end of the run for maximum point efficiency. Not like I was making an Ace this run anyway.
>>565463879pls be in kentucky
>>565463838>maybe twono.......
>>565463935Yeah fair pointI've almost unlocked the ultra mode
>your trainee gets drier than the sahara at the sight of male genitalia but conversely greedily nurses from teats like a ravenous baby bird
i hate this stupid WHORE so much holy shit
>>565463825Kek
I got so mad I threw a micro USB cable and it hit my monitor so hard it made a dead zone and now I have to replace my monitor.
>>565463902>pantyhose>swimsuitI don't get it but apparently my cock does.
>>565463838>maybe twois that meeeeeeeeee???????
>>565463879LOUISVILLE
>>565463456/Umagg/ bwos wtf???
>>565463838Rare Brick tried, but HonseFun did it again bwosTheir marketing team is unbeatable
>>565463876>>565463921Dancho was dead. Here's my ID222352264589
>>565464027Suzuka's ass is not that fat.
>>565464074Pantyhose goes with anything
CANT IT IT BE MONDAY ALREADY!?
>>565463838Reported for racism
wait what?I'm pretty sure I already had every Maru lobby eventdo they get more when new umas release?
>>565463272but are you still gay?
putting a vibrating anal plug up my ass and complete a MANT career challenge (it went flat before the career even ended)
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>565464281Danchou...
>>565464281anon???
>>565463918>the last good and usable SR cards everI keep hearing from youtubers that pic rel is still used in JP to this day.
happy birthday to orange woman
>>565464281proof?
>>565464201true words. god i love suzuka.
Reminder that trannies are a minority.
so do you actually still need accel skills if you got 1200 power
Is her being a "big sister" some dyke lingo?
weird schizo
>>565464116I-I'm sorry
>>565464571she is literally the oldest of her multiple siblings
>>565464412Why is there a German flag?>Silence Suzuka>SSoh nyo...
>>565464554Do you still need velocity skills at 1200 speed
>>565463994>>565464075If you dropped a pair of blue shoes in chat a few minutes ago, yes. Sorry anon. It's not because you dropped blue shoes.Hope you find a nicer club after your shoes are collected
>>565464412Average Kraut
>>565464412Happy birthday Suzuka! Love this orange woman.
>Trainer is pulling an all-nighter again to support Ines >Meanwhile at the dorm:
???
the best
>>565464783They invited me but I had to turn them down since I was still a bit bruised from last night
Are we getting any free pulls for CB or nah?
>>565464925
Suzuka?
it's not faaaaaaaaaaaair. why can't I have these when I don't have to do races
>>565465023lol, lmao
>>565464554asking this question is what leads you towards understanding deep uma knowledge
HAPPY BIRTHDAY~
drunk torena san...
Its been 3 weeks since I last played, what's is the current happenings?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ix6WhFmWXvA
Which uma should I masturbate to today?
>Ines is for (yo--AAACK
>>565463838golshi truck month...
>>565465296Rice Shower
>>565465296Inari
what is his goal with this shitposting?
>>565465296Nishino Flower
>>565465287Mr cb trainer is literally me
>>565465296Suzie!
Cute
no one likes ryan or ines because both of them are uggos
>>565465296Your mom
>>565464783They are both chopped, he should be fine with that.
>>565465470
>>565465508trvth nvke
>>565465508I want to tease Ryan over a prolonged period of time until she can't take it anymore and she breaks into my room and pins me to the bed and rapes me
>>565465508>redditshower
>>565465295Doto...
>>565465508I'll rape you
>>565465508Do not post Rice Shower when posting your lies
>>565465508ines is very cute though
>>565465290Mambodancho is back/uma/ club poached autis/uma/'s top earner NTRfag left uma&coDacchis and Rare Brick danchous are dating
>>565462131Yada
>>565465508You WILL like her
AlmondHATE
>think about doing an oikomi pull>remember that it's a dead card with only 1 gold skilll o l
>>565465836LIES
x>>565465958That's TamaLove now.
>>565465859I dislike freckels>>565465868hey indian-bro, its almost bedtime. I know you guys love spamming silence suzuka but give it a break maybe?
Palmer or Ines fujin for a frontfag like me?
>>565465836>Mambodancho is backMADE ME CHECK. THAT NIGGA BETTER STAY DED
>>565466096Palmer is objectively better because she's a big nige
WE ARE BACK AT BEING UNABLE TO KICK FLATLINERS
>>565465836>/uma/ club poached autis/uma/'s top earnerIt's over. Time to jump ship.
>>565464149You probably have a lot of invites to your name, so just to be aware, which club will you be going to?
>>565466116
why do they keep poaching thats gay as fug
>>565465836>Dacchis and Rare Brick danchous are datingcan we have more /uma/ ships
>>565465836>/uma/ club poached autis/uma/'s top earnerHow is autis/uma/ doing? I was a member but probably been kicked due to flatlining
pure, wholesome, and earns an honest living
Oh nice, first 10 pull
>>565466409>no freckles fake ines
>>565466409WAGIE
>>565465836At least one of these is true
>>565466383They just missed out on A+ this month, and it's partially my fault
this'll dotime to grind the other 2 dahby aces
Dude can't stop catching Lshe did a sub 20 minute stream where he got fucked pulling and was dooming the whole timelmaoooooo
>>565466618I love boob sandwich
>>565466719im pretty sure he spent money LOL
>>565465836>/uma/ club poached autis/uma/'s top earnerthey can't keep getting away with it...
>>565464153that's not a fat ass hell the artist really depicts a petite ass well
You will all become doto
>>565466257Already got multiple invites but 2 club already got to 30/30 and others are at 29/30. I guess I will join whichever still got slots in 23 hours. As long as the club is b+ I am happy.
>>565466834Based Mambo
>>565466719he already got lucky and mlb’d a diff card in 200. odds finally caught up
>>565466719isn't this dude unemployed? where he is getting the money to drop $300+ on pulls
>>565463767Why cannot anyone answer this question?
>>565466719death to all sloptubers
>>565466860I'm already a horny old man
>>565466242>>565466383>>565466834guys it's not even true y-yamero!
>>565465387>>565465469Did one for rice and one for the birthday girl
>>565466041May 1st is a holiday in like half the world. You would know about this if you had a job besides being a janny wannabe.
Full 200 pulls. Not too bad, right?
>>56546697550k subscribers, youtube ad revenue gwo??
>>565467138Explode
why is the vf post getting automatically hid for me, I don't even have any filters. not complaining just curious
>>565467138implode
>it can't be that bad I'll buy an early heal and angling Maru is an autowin career umaholy shit that late start debuff is a shotgun shell to the knees
Tamalove danchou, don't know if this would do well for a new banner
I don't have a single ace for CM13 yet
>>565467118SNIFF
We ALL Hate Tama here.
>>565467226Dead UMA>>565467229really? Me too but that's normalI just do 1 run a day until there's like 3 days to the CM then I do like 5 a day actually its more like 3 a day. or 2.you can do it anon, don't panic
Is kemono obliterated?
>>565467227not danchou but soulful banner
>>565467229I'm still making Maru parents ehe
>>565467226Goldship mode makes it worse too.
>>565467227not danchou but I like itI think the funny details will get lost when it's resized to fit in the list so maybe make those bigger if you want them legible
>>565467427That's what I was talking about, the late start debuff from super goldship mode.
I've dropped 20 pulls and got a CB. Do I quit while I'm ahead or do I go to pity?I'll have about 55K left over when I'm done.
>>565467229i'm making BNW team since we are all going to be running red shift and i got the cards to force them to be "good", fuck Taurus
>>565467524You need LB1.
>>565467524I would continue, CB gets a power spike at lb1.
>>565461952TO BE FAIR sometimes in early November the game will put one of the JBC races ahead of queen elizabeth, despite your uma having G dirt. Very frustrating.
WHERES THE PROMISED CLUB DRAMA
>>565467524>Do I quit while I'm ahead or do I go to pity?Are you willing to spend 27k for Wit Bonus 1? >>565456139
>>565467524Continue until 1LB
>>565467226You enabled the mode that gives a late start on the running style where the start is the most crucial part. Not sure what you expected there.
>>565467229I'm just training a different hog and using double dominator again
>>565463902Happy Birthday my beloved Still
>>565467226late start on front in career is death you just get engulfed by mob umas
>>565467226>he tried the permanent late start mode on a front runner
>>565465508This week I found out Fujin is very cute and nips just have a severe case of terminal shit taste.
>>565466975he gets paid to make uma seem like a super pvp deep esport game
FUCK OFF
>>565465836What? I thought we were supposed to poach Mambocchi this month
>>565467858Helios would not say that
>>565466719
does the golshi mode gives just money?
Is Tamamo still better as late surger for the next cm even after finally getting CB wit?
>>565467767this is the future, next month we will peacefully negotiate player trades between clubs and the month after that will be a merger and more peaceful trades
>>565467680>>565467653>>565467778>>565467780AIEEEE
Is there a point to parent looping if you got shit decks and can't get to A-rank anyway?
>>5654677673 days until the mambogeddon
>>565467115What does yamero mean can someone localise it for me
>>565468163Nice edit
>>565467858>>565467835>>565467783I thought the late start was going to be just a regular gatekept debuff 2bh, Maru still wins regular late starts, I didn't know it was a trip to the soup store before leaving the gate.
CLUB REPORTDID DANCHOU RAGEQUIT?DID EVERYONE LEAVEDID THE FLATLINERS STAY?IS IT OVER?ARE WE BACK?LET US KNOW!
>>565468146
>>565468154Meant to write how I can't get into A-grade league.
>>565467227Danchou here, I had this Tama picture in mind, but what you made is very cute, so I don't mind either way.
>>565468174keep it going
>>565468154if you can't get to SS it wont' make a difference you need to hit 600 in your target stats. Looping is to get skills. Are you new with like no mlb because even R can hit A
>>565468297Who's ushttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>565468381Why are you guys talking here instead of your discord?
>>565468424>520 votes
>>565466719why is he rolling for an endcloser card even tho he mostly runs frontrunners? is he stupid?
>>565468564you can multivote
>>565468297Nothing happened
>>565468406I can build S+ umas if I get lucky.
>>565468564Poal's been poasted in multiple threads now. It's natural
>>565468581to make a guide like how he rolled xoguri and never used it
I think I will try harder today
>>565468581he's a turbobuhi swiping to use it as a 2nd general wit card
>>565467690That’s pretty much exactly what happenedWas annoying, but I’ll just be careful next time
>>565468718navel
>>565468424hey the thing I post made itI'm kinda proud
I got Fast Learner and I still could not buy everything I wanted... I'm gonna drop kitaran black SSR for that stupid AV guts just for the racist bonus and run 50 times
>play Ines's career>look up her racing statistics >The honses legs fell apart just like Chiyo O after he won the DAAAAAAHBYWhy does this happen to honses, bros? Imagine if you ran too much you became wheelchair bound by 20
Mr Hitler watch over my run and please let me get an S Haru today
>>565468478majority clubs dont have discord baka
>>565468946Hitler doesn't like loser umas
>>565468725but he already has finemo and niceneicha mlb... is 3 wit cards meta?
>>565467118Based
>>565468297NoNoNoNoYes
>>565468923Wasnt the same for Bourbon? That he was running on fumes during the Kikuka Sho already?
>>565468424It's come to a point where I don't remember what the original options were except for the lowercase one
>>565468297nonoyesnoit was never over
>>565468381Is there still space in the club? Planning to apply but waiting on being kicked
>>565467680>>565467653>>565467778>>565467780Damage report:2LB CB, MLB Teio, MLB SR Vega, and some SSR spooks like Mayano, Vega, Anshinzawa and King Halo. Could've been a lot worse I guess.
someone post the webm of Vodka riding Daiwa like a bike
>>565461263>nepobaby owned by sunday racing
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>565469198>Bourbon >Teio>Duramente >Chiyo O>Ines>Admire Vega>Tanino GimletThe Derby is cursed
which uma should i tribute?
>>565466778>>565466618>>565464027welp I'm gonna cum now
>>565469603Espoir City
>get a random card event>it's mayano>ah nice, free head on hints>she agemasen's meThis brat...........
>>565469603who're you summoning?
>>565469307>MLB Teioactually very nice for TT umas. and has 10% RB
>>565469603>tribute>2026Ojii-san...
>>565469603Teio!
>designed to be a runaway uma>release during trackblazerwhat were they thinking?
>>565469739>he couldn't get head from mayanohah!
>>565469817wait you meant the SR, not the SSR. nvm
>>565469846Nothing. Nothing whatsoever, just like when they designed MANT.
>>565469771just reached 31k carats for palmer>>565469819eh?
>>565469771Shiraoki-sama
>>565469472Komi is so lucky
>>565470030hah?
>>565469819NTa what does this mean? Do people not cum in 2026? Do we e-cum now?
/uma/ is attracting the exact same retards that made /gbfg/ unbearable.
any thoughts on making a debuffer Air Groove?I'm running two lates (King Halo and Kawakami Princess) if that makes a difference
>>565466719kek wtf? Why is he in a D+ club?
What's an appropriate amount of days to wait before kicking someone from a club for inactivity?
>>565469953RIght the SR on the banner.
What are the CM 14 inherits besides taiki and flower?
buy an ad anti-jp schizo tranny
>>565470531Shadow Break for speed carryover, Triumphant Pulse for late-race velocity
>strongest fan earning clubmate left>got my 2x CB pull from his sacrificeArigitou and hope to meet again someday
>>565466719>45k carats>70 tickets>0 copies>doesn't even play end closerslmao!
>>565470641Thanks!
>>565470487Doesn't actually play the game
>>565470531shadow break, tpulse, bob
>>565470489Three
>>565470489without notice?1no mercy to slackers
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>565470487Assumin here butCould be an alt accountCould be an alt account, in a club by himselfHe could be in a club by himself on his mainI've seen some people do the club by themselves just to get some carats, I dont see the point when you can just join some random ass club but each to their own
>>565461739Ardan only needs one inspo
>>565468381Probably will running aces, so hope this is more to your vision danchou
>>565468923Because they bred to run but they tend to fall apart doing it
>>565467227>>565471009These reminds me of the first time I tried making my own forum signature
Yaeno no!
>>565471160Wahey
>>565470863>I just kicked someone out of my club a few minutes agouhhhh
>>565470487>>565470879He doesn't play that much by his standards at least. He said he's been playing for guides, scrims and coaching atm
>>565470879I'm pretty sure it's his main, unless he's spending a bunch of money on this alt for some reason.That's the club
>>565471190Anon you're going to scare the hoes they don't know what a forum signature is
>>565471160imagine zoomer sex
>>565471271>>565470487Making too much youtube content no time for daily shops or his cord to carry him in an S+ club
>>565471308F-forum signatures aren't that old yet, r-right?
>>565471160>>565471190>forum signature>random text, a quote, your PC specs in text or some pre-format imagery or just some random imageryGood times...
>>565471428you are now thinking of those guys who had those signatures with the banners that said "Now Playing - Evanescence"
>>565471428Unless you're part of a pirating or porn community, forums effectively died in 2007.
>>565471267Whoever you are, just know that it's not serious.
>>565471428that was 20 years ago unc
>>565471547but their last login was 122 days ago
>>565471267Danchou...
>>565471516>>565471523It's hilarious how (quality) piracy, cheating and hacking is still being done with old ass forum software, no discord faggotry in sight anywhere.>Big thread for some important topic>Full of low post count / new accs, all pure garbage
>>565471523I can't believe a shitty sidescrolling porn game turned into the biggest hentai game community on the internet which then had successors in f95 and other h-game communities which far outlived the creator of the original community
>skeletons in my /uma/that's my queue to go to sleep
>>565471516>>565471517>>565471523>>565471560MY BACK
>>565469276There are 3 slots right now, and I've sent 2 invites so far. If you post ID, I can send an invite.
>>565471523i should've been born a millenial. everything that was cool to me as a kid started dying/long dead when I turned 18.
>>565467960You love to see it.
>>565472045Millenials were the last decent/good generation, after that it went downhill so hard it's funny as hell to watch. Xers had it real good as well, they're easily forgotten and people only bitch about zoomer vs boomer.
Do your dailies ok now there's no way I'm getting CB with dailies fuck
>>565466187But then I need to use her as a catapult too with aoharu, right? I'll need to see her skillset, I need another frontie as all my parents have Maru, Seiun, Bobo and Kita in their genes.
>muh forums are gone >when spacebattles exist
>>565472342Tfw no Fuji jerking you into Pokke
>My first ever S+ Suzuka>Last night I struggled in anger hard with Suzuka fucking me over twiceA VERY pleasant surprise, to say the least, cuz I don't want to run this annoying bitch anymore after last night.This run took me 160minutes as well, cuz I kept going AFK, alt tabbing or go to eat food.
I have long C, do I even waste clocks? I won classic Arima...
>>565472949Long C does not matter for that race. It's a Stam check
>>5654730461 clock.670 stamina and maestro, why am I getting >rapedI will watch the race and find out.
>>565473217you speed is too low
>>565473217buy skills
>>565473217GO LATE
>>565454251henlo umasumi if you still have space I am a returning player who did a comfy 14.5m over 3 weeks last month660158530620 or I will apply after cd
>>565472567>face first into Fuji's chest>Pokke kneeling, mouth open>Fuji jerking you off, aiming at her mouthgood lord
>>565473250Then Long C matters, am I talking to a bot
Need 5 more people for a consistent A+ club, looking for 40m or more fans last month. Just apply and someone will approve. https://uma.moe/circles/269281973
>>565473306>2LB R Taishinohoho well look at mr moneybags over here
got this mlb finally, now how do i actually use itdoes it work like riko or is there a catch
>>565473217Rivals for that race can be retardedly OP and have 600+ Stam a Gold recovery and maybe even a white or 2. That's probably why you're getting fucked, you just have to hope the Rival Gold fails and yours works.Unless you have really awful Speed. Like less than 500 Speed should not be an issue
>>565473425what is your speed? >>565473046 is being dumb obviously speed matters if it's too low and the -20% from C distance you'll get passed
>>565473590I was at 850, got 2nd again and called it a day.
>>565473473we're good buddy, really
>>565473473THIS CLUB ACTUALLY RECRUITS FROM DISCORD DO NOT JOIN
>>565473590Your Speed can't be too low for that race with Long C unless you're actively fucking over your run.
Post something cute
>>565473473>I'll just fill up my club from everywhere while you struggle to find members*spits at you*
sex with gyarus
>>565473473>you guys suck I'm gonna recruit from discord>club diesmany such cases. I suggest disbanding and joining Uma&Co, the exile club.
>>565473553Hear the holy words of our lord and saviorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqF02AaUQvQ
>>565473865
Tell me, /uma/... which are the good clubs, and which are the evil spawn of Satan?
>>565474195Mambo
>>565471523I'm so glad they are. Forum mods were so much worse than they ever were on Reddit or Discord, and pretty much everyone there was an arrogant retard. Myself included, since almost everyone there was a young teen in the early 2000s.German speaking fags probably remember the absolute state of ingame forums.
>>565474238what about the good ones?
>>565474325Also Mambo
>>565474013this
>>565473865>>565474348>>565474348>>565474348
>>565474195The good clubs are the ones that always get mentioned here
>>565474325mambo
>>565454059Spe has been good in every CM
>>565474269>than they ever were on Reddit or DiscordOh yeah for sure. Instead now we have people randomly banning or SHADOW BANNING YOU for having wrong think of calling certain uma "your daughter/wife", much better.
>>565474195
>>565473721this is actually not true at all and for obvious reasons if no one joins from here ill let people who applied join.
>>565474439That happened in forums too, only mods would publicly shame and make fun of you in a post, in addition to other punishments. Plus they did it for even lesser """offenses""". Something as small as liking a game that some random mod hates got you bans and warnings.
>>565471951224339546769Looking forward to it!
and lasto
>>565476196Cute tomboy wife. She doesn't deserve all the shit she gets.
>>565476350Yeppers she's a sweet and cheerful girl
>>565475456I want to have sex
