Previous: >>565474348>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
I fell for the evil trick of the bad ghost of the general... I was too busy playing games with buddy...>>565501249I want to touch the creaturas, especially gentle wife.
>>565502132>>565502169ehehe
What even is that op pic
wahey
so is golshi really the best to beat ultra mode? just spam speed and power right?
Good evening
>reused debuffers>2nd or 3rd gold ship madethink i'm done for next cmthe stam is basically exact funnily
>>565502449I did it with regular Oguri and late surger. Just pick someone with a strong career unique (who isnt a front-runner/pace chaser)
Teio!
>>565502467good evening cafebro
>>565502559Teio Step on My Face!
please make a jiggie
>>565502532>16.7% survival rate
>>565502467Sleepy sheepyStinky sheepy
Who’s the best late surger parents
>>565502437this bit right here
Digitan LOVE
>>565502204>card you will use for exactly one CM>power card>luxury cardyou do you, I guess, but if you're making poor decisions with perfect foresight you don't get to complain about them
>you'll pull for me, right anon?>you won't forget about me, right anon?
>>565502761Wowzers
I love Rice
>>565502805Who?
>>565502660https://jiggie.fun/umajig512026775 pieces
>>565502679it takes an engineer to make a build that barely stands
>>565502761Digitan wouldn't save slop
I just killed a potential ace career by forgetting to use a charm during a summer triple rainbow.
>>565499516the real problem with that banner is that it tricked you into not pulling for finemo for MANT, but since it's too late, it's not a terrible banner if you will continue to use finemo after ramonu releases
>Spend 5 SR tickets>Get 5 cards post-MLB>Make 50 gold cleats>Buy 5 SR tickets...
Are Mile B/Long B enough to win racesI'm so tired...
>>565502761Time to make our own oshi
>>565502939She'd produce it with her own drawings to create more uma lewds in these trying times
>>565502707
>>565503012Mile B is tough, Long B is more than enough.
>>565502805Lambo Genie!
>>565502437WEEEEEIIIII
Just so you know, some nice /v/ma clubs are recruiting on /vm/!
Join Autis/uma/! We have one slot for you, Torena-kun! Reply with your ID or Apply with /uma/ in your profile!
>>565503012mile b is a rough start but it is usually enough. Long B gets tough because its more distance club bro
Last thread
Dinner's ready.
Why are people that don't main Pace pulling for MLB Tach and MLB Light Hello?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565503143because im not poor
Why does this story imply I'm a retard?
>>565503143Because this gaslight doesn't work
>>565502587Hello Falcobro!>>565502681Cafe doesn't stink
>>565503130>hate frontsyeah
>>565503130retarded cygamesgetting enough using bourbon
>>565503143because I have nothing better to pull on for two scenarios
We have races starting in 1 hour, today only one G3 and one G2G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup (Post Time 15:45 JST), 4YO and older only, 1400m Turf ,trial to the Yasuda KinenG3 Unicorn Stakes (Post Time 15:30 JST), 3YO only, 1900m Dirt, Trial for Tokyo Derby (not to be confused with Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby))
Gold mouth in feet city
this thread will be besser
She so just so damn fine!!!
>>565503354ok
>>565503243What gaslight?>>565503314I've seen people saying they wanna get Maru and Tach. I don't get why you would need 3 Speed cards unless you're a Front and a Pace main.
>>565503452>hag
>>565503143Strong stat output, good scenario link, has longevity after
>>565503354G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup1.2.3. Sire side - Sakura Bakushin O; Dam side - Agnes Tachyon4. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy5. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon6. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki7.8. Dam side - Special Week9. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Special Week10. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa11. Dam side - King Halo12. Sire side - Symboli Kris S13. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week14.15.16. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy17. Sire side - Grass Wonder18. Dam side - Grass Wonder
>>565503130>Creek GameTruth Nuke.
Gold mouth on my city feet
>>565503520I know...but.. she's a total babe.
>>565503130YEAH FUCK BOURBON, MARU IS BETTER
Am I the only one who got the impression she was a really cool, tomboyish character from her card art and the anime? Completely different character.
>>565502550alright i'll give oguri a try once my tp regens, i'll shove more books in her mouth if i fail again
>>565502449You want to run a Late/End who can run Longs since they punish you the least for late starts
>>565503237each trainer is differentfor example gold city's is a bald, fat ugly ojisan
>>565503550let's go wide latour
>>565503143Same reason why some frontfags are rolling for CB wit, they are retarded.
IT'S DAAAAAAAHBY DAAAAAAY
>>565503550G3 Unicorn Stakes1. Dam side - Mejiro Ryan2. Sire side - Espoir City3. Sire side - El Condor Pasa; Dam side - Furioso, Sakura Bakushin O4. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe5.6. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Fuji Kiseki8. Sire side - El Condor Pasa9. Dam side - El Condor Pasa10. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon11. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe12. Sire side - El Condor Pasa
>>565503130>Pull>Run>RaceRepeat. Real shit.
>>565503492I'm not those peopleThose people are falling for gaslights / loud anons with different plans saying that their personal banners are must pull with no context realistically everyone except dedicated front players should be picking up Tachyon unless they have a second speed SSR already (or are hyper dedicated to lates and pulling for Flash)
>>565503650>maru better latesThat's right, you just need 10 sparks for that.
>Teio Showtf how come she gets her own race? where's the Opera Sho? or the Digital Sho? or the Brian Sho?
Damn you, Cygames.
post that fuckass birdplease
>>565503545Tachyon's skill is the only one usable here
>>565503667she's not? I haven't been paying attention
>Tokai Teio>can't run the Teio Sho>can't run the Tokai Stakes
>>565503836
>>565503794retard>>565503727DAHBY
>>565503882it wouldn't be fair
>>565503935
>>565503742YOU CAN DO THIS AGITOOOO!!!!!
nice game reateards
>>565503864She's more similar to Hishi Akebono. I thought she would be more like Kiseki.
>>565503857Concentration isn’t bad for Fronts, but yeah Come What May is by far the bestYou also don’t really want to get stuck with Lane Legerdemain
>>565503673yeah i didnt know what the feeling silly debuff did and just picked haru to try ultra, now that i see its a forced late start and terrible accel long umas make the most sense
>>565503713CB wit is a good wit card, everyone should roll for her
>>565503667no, she's a big sister next door
Umanko
>>565503836Sure, here you g-
>>565504141mr cheese burger...
>>565503545The skill doesn't seem that strong and you can get it with the Wit SR if it's mandatory. Most people only have FineMo as their only SSR Wit card after all. And yeah you can keep using her but I don't know why you would need BOTH Maru and Tach speed cards>>565503775My main reasoning for skipping Tach is that Fronts are needed for League of Heroes and borrowing Maru isn't really possible with how many Front cards there are. With Tach unless you're a Pace Chaser main she isn't really better than Maru after her scenario ends.
Washed my crusty ass after 4 weeks of not showering, now my asshole is split and bleeding and can barely sit straightDo not wash your ass if you let is crust like me or you will suffer from a split assLucky I have some regenerative cream to apply so I will be using that
>>565503667when the fuck did ines fujin appear in the anime?
>>565504220that bird is buttered
>>565503667it’s funny how she tries to convince you to be her little sisters’ trainer too
ButtSweat's recruiting! Yay.Casual B+ /uma/ club. Do a couple of runs, play the game, good times, very fun. If you're busy with living, just let us know, no worries.We complain/talk/help when the in-game chat deems us worthy. Some of us even know how to play, and are lovely, helpful people. Others are useless sods, like myself. But a vocal sod.Reply here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>565504210Spemanko
>>565503935When is the Kentucky Oaks though?
>>565503826How much money is this in sparks
>>565503081Sexy boys (female).
>>565504262The BNW episodes. She pretends to be Taishin while the others are looking for her.
stop drinking
>>565503130>already id danchouOh nyo?
>>565504253I don't think it's because of washing
>post a certain character>resident schizo is activated like some manchurian candidateWhat's with this corny ass trope?
>>565504253
>>565504416going back to Tracen drunk is a bad idea
Is Suzuka in Mile Ch just fucking impossible to beat in MANT now?? She's the only one i've been getting beat by consistently every run
>>5655043621 if we're not talking about discount rolls.
>>565504253Yeah... it's not really that funny anymore...
>>565504125Yea, I did it in MANT, treating it like URA except I ran every Long G1,G2, and G3 because you're allowed to job some races as long as you hit enough decent placements to get 300 points to move through the year. I did it with Oguri as a Late, but honestly, would have been easier with Goldshi or anyone else with a Gold heal that works as a Late/End since you're gonna be hurting for stats and stam checks are rough without one. Just make sure you save your clocks for the finals since you can job any other races and it'll probably be fine but getting to the end and then jobbing the finals is much more annoying.
>>565504356Same day as the Kentuka Sho
Theres G1 and G2 races all over the fucking planet across just 3 days
>>565504416GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
>>565504416I really am mr. cb's trainer...
Stop talking about mutt races
>>565504101The front most people will be using already gets concentration in her kit.>>565504481just some brown person behavior don't worry about it
>>565504249Late Race Velocity is always strong
>>565504523I unironically despise Suzuka more than the usual clock eater rival candidates like Nishino. Taiki is second.
>>565504253This is another post made to further ruin Teio's reputation
>>565504523Jesus fucking Christ she is flat
>>565503354I don't care about shitty weeb races when it's oaks dayGo back to umajp faggot
now the EPSOM DAHBY
>>565504614
>>565504548>Kentucka Sho
>>565504416Alcoholism is a family tradition and I intend on continuing it
>>5655043568:40 PM ETso in about an hour
>>565504723the what dahby?
>>565504253I normally don't shower unless going away far, so, for normally a month or two but that never happened to me. I don't think that was because of not showering
>>565504687Nee anon-kun, what is that dashed line on the left? Moshikashite...?
What do people use ayabe guts card for? It’s a guts card
>reddit tahcyon
>>565503826realistically what were you expecting posting moonrunes no one can understand or are you just that much of an attention whore
>going to miss the derby because of workNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>56550497215 RB, speed bonus, power bonus
>king REDDIT
>king reddit
>>565504845If you have good hygiene you can go weeks without showering and not get filthy. That anon probably messed something up
Don't open, it'sc Opera O
>anti-jp schizo is larping as a keibafaglmao
>>565504253how hard were you scrubbing to give yourself an anal fissure
>>565505061>bamboo memory
>>565504687>>565504931>[Deleted]?
>Trainer is pulling an all-nighter again to support Ines >Meanwhile at the dorm:
>>565505259*rapes her*
give me one reason to care about the kentucky derby that doesnt involve a picture of winning ticket
>>565504523Just run Suzuka then? Simple.
>>565505082
>teiobro posting hour
>>565504253>4 weeks of not showering
>>565505047So is that it like just throw it in and forget about it?
rape rape rape umarape umarape
>>565505098I would agree but I haven't changed my underwear for 2 months so I'm not sure if I have a good hygiene umamusume
>>565504253https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d4oeCPn1L3g
stop samefagging you schizo
>>565505342supporting horse racing, even in views, is the umamusume endgame.
>>565504253>4 weeksif i skip a single day i feel like an oily smouldering swamp creature. especially if i spend even like 1 hour gooning. what the fuck anon?
I shower every day, but sometimes I think I shouldn't because the crotch smell makes masturbating better.
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>565505456meant for >>565504687 >>565504253
>>565505342if a JP hors win, that's a future umamusume on the waiting list
>>565502343the creatures are cute but also dangerous
>>565505601alright send me an umamail or ping me in clubchat when lovecen is competing.
Who is the best guidemaker in the umatube space?
You guys said this thread would be better.
>>565505313YWNHAP
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
>>565505630That tea isn't black tho
>>565505342Umamusume International Edition will come out, Shiraoki told me
>>565504210>>565504351Is there a third one?
>>565505746You've posted this already.
>>565505630
>>565505630>goes back and forth for a minute, creating tension>ends up moving finger one row down to select apple soda instead
>>565505778That's left to your imagination.
>>565505795Cute Journey
>>565505630>gets water instead
This is a prime example of what fucking retarded you all are and what makes this general so shit. Glad to be leaving this place. Please don't join other quality generals with your retardation.Cya.
>>565505706I lied
>your trainee gets drier than the sahara at the sight of male genitalia but conversely greedily nurses from teats like a ravenous baby bird
>>565505705i watched hundreds of youtuber and unironically it's that victory guy. he has insane expectations from f2p but his strategies are pretty spot on
>>565504253>>565504687
>>565505630>>565505816just buy 1 of each
HOEHRIGATO
>>565506046Slut.
>>565505342Wonder dean wonder acute’s grandson will be racing and besides that it’s the most exciting 2 minutes in sports
>>565505706We lied. Can I offer you an egg in these trying times, anon?
This thread can and will be browner
>>565505630I would just pick whichever has the most caffeine
>>56550534299% of JP umas wouldn't exist without a Kentucky Derby winner that wasn't even good enough for the US. Sorry weeb.
>>565505342My grandson Wonder Dean will be participating!
>>565500296Yup still open! Got an ID you got so I can send you an invite?
>>565506173Shut the fuck up!
>>565505601Who are the JP umas
Give me a (You) now or else i'll start to shitpost
>Uma&Co shaking after sweeper leftWhat was that about not going to kick the flatniggers because you were "comfy A+"?
>>565506193I like this bait
>>565506143but that's a gourd
>>565505342We are watching so we can get more stuff in AMERICA
>>565506310>ai sloprape yourself, not gently either.
>>565505975Lol
>>565506310Crazy how both schizos are from the same country
>>565504253Disgusting pig
My club's highest botter left...
>>565506317danon bourbon (american-bred, japanese trained) and wonder dean
>565506319No
>>565506310Kek wtflmao
>>565506321Will you kill yourself if it's still a+ at the month's end?
>>565506310>Nice Nature>Argentina
>>565506348>bait
>>565506310Why are they white?
>>565506501Rude
>>565506542No. Nishishi
Okay but what about the /uma/bfs
>>565505061all I can see is this
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER SPECIAL WEEK OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISION AND TAZUNA HAYAKAWANo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday
>>565506597yeah, unless you think that calling someone a weeb in a general for a Japanese gacha game that adapts the history of Japanese horse racing is not a bait
>>565506567MEEESSIIIIIIII
565506783kys
>>565506783I plead the 5th
>>565505975>his strategies are pretty spot on>his shilled CM11 strategy was>"groundwork is bad for this CM"nice b8 m8
>>565506317Danon Bourbon and Wonder Dean
>>565506739working on it
>>565506310Missed opportunity to make NTR brown. That'd be perfect
>>565505746>caring about the tastes of virtual femoids
>Post Uma>Sleeper agent schizo gets activatedIs /uma/ the only place where this happens? What the fuck is that Neicha with the Argentina shirt about
>>565506446funny how you immediately resort to recycle screenshots because winning or losing a cm is undoubtedly a measure of how useful a cc can bealso hating a guy who influenced jp's meta onto global is insane reach
>>565506783I got spooked by Spe yesterday after having grinded out the daily star piece for a whilePretty excited to read her story
stegobro did you see this?
>>565506751I think that was the point
>>565506996go back to discord
>>565505061She has a pinwheel stuck in her hair
>>565506880>long cm>groundwork goodyou don't play the game
>>565505630Buy the tea and give it to tachyon so I can ask Cafe to make me some coffee (I hope she spits on it)
VFtrannies are fucking insane
>>565506880It gets funnier after he rematched via practice partners and he lost to a shittier Goldshi
>>565505746What's the point of posting in a waifu collector thread where all the posters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because my dacchis keep draining my balls instead.
>>565505706you misheardthis thread will be gayer
DEAN
>>565506483>>565506886So I have to support this ugly looking horse?>>565506196Fucking hell
>>565506991>
>>565506783I didn't realise it was her birthday but I spent some statues to get her to 4* earlier as I think that she's very cute.
>>565507329He's not ugly wtf you meanie
>>565506783The sexiest umamusume in Japan
>>565507379English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Where do we watch the Oaks and DAHBY?
>>565505916Punishing Journey.
VFGods???
Finally. About 330 rolls.
Are we watching the Kentucky Yuushun?
>>565507008Wish Stego was less pale but yeah.
>>565507537Based Natie fucker
>>565507353Kingassripper ass belly
>All this schizobabble
>>565505342we'll get either more big tittied googoo babies or boyumas
>>565507517She’s cute even when she’s punishing.
>>565507460Estás bravo?
It's finally morning in SEA huh
I'm going out to buy ghost pepper wings from Popeyes, see you losers.
>>565505627
>>565507535Actually what were the rental decks he was talking about? I can tell if they are good or not now that I've played MANT
>>565503063
>>565507714>""""ghost pepper"""" wings>they aren't ever spicy
>>565507460>English motherfucker, do you speak it?No señor
Has the schizo been kicked yet?
>>565507460non mon ami
>>565507714Pick me up a bucket bro
>>565507909Me on the right
>>565507854I love this hard working Maya
>>565507471I think the JRA will livestream it on YouTube, but I'm not sureWe usually watch it together here https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>565507720
>>565506783Got spooked by her bikini alt in today's free pull on Anus's banner
>>565507854please continue posting this image
Happy International Workers' Day!
>>565507714They are scamming you bwo, it's not actually ghosts, it's just an empty bucket. It happened to me a lot of times before I realised it
love kingu
>takiki: Dober's strongest soldier>taromarun: CB's strongest soldier>akkunz: Helios's strongest soldier>miyama and hoshikuzu_kizuna: Neicha's strongest soldiersdrop more character-specific artists
>>565507460Calla pelotudo
>>565506446Hilarious how a winrate tracking SEAn- person gets blown the fuck out during the one race that matters
>>565508157>>565508202
Neicheer is kinda lewd the more you look at it>naked ears>exposed tummy>puffless makes her look naked
>>565508593ido and Rudolfkabechee and Maru
>>565508341Source...
aww yeah baby. unfortunately I probably won't get medium S because i'm forced to load up on mile sparks...
>>565508593majiro doboobs
>smaru dead>xoguri dead>vbobo barely hanging on>kita dead>fine still good>creek deadwe're almost out of the woods bwos
>>565508924...in fantasy land
>>565507008Stego is a BUM
>>565508710>kinda lewdI really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to ruin her tummy with a career ending pregnancy
There are so many SR cards now and all I get are dupes
>>565507854>>565508676Mayaño Top Gonzalez is working hard to get her green card.
No matter how many platinum titles I help my trainees achieve they remain homosexual. I've tried my best.
>>565508741https://x.com/dankam9090/status/2050273541577146668?s=20
Ayabebros, is Sturm Und Drang even worth it or should I just get level 2 Medium and End Closer Corners instead
>>565508924I literally got stomped by this Smaru in a pub lobby though
>>565508202
>>565507854>>565509375What the fuck is this?
Guys I'm a desperate fat ugly retarded poor greasy smelly low IQ pimple faced chud retarded inian that wants to fuck an uma which uma would be willing to do it if I begged and cried enough?
Thoughts?
>>565509356HAG INCEST
>>565509464NTR
>final shop has 3 gold hammersFUNNY!!!!!!!!!
>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotch
>>565509416It's Mayano Top Gun
>>565509696>>565509618Obsessed.
>>565508593emyo and Suzuka
After a good start I had my worse stats run with the worst combined summers I've seen. The kind of run that makes you question everything
>>565509618>>565509696
>>565509221Never ever grab it until the skill rework. Double circle corners and straight are superior
>>565509416>What the fuck is this?Mayaño
>>565509809Shiraoki-sama giveth and taketh away
Anyone actually betting on the Oaks or Dahby?
>>565509917I’m responsible for rigging the Oaks. Post 8 will win.
>get promised club drama after reset>9h later>nothingNOTHING EVER HAPPENS AND THE ONLY CLUB DRAMA WE'LL GET AT THIS RATE IS MAMBODANCHO'S DEATH
so is uma&co still sheltering the terrorist
>>565509917I did. Happy to donate my money to someone else. (;＿;)
>>565509809Same I had this earlier, didn't get to finish event chains as well. Also show yours too.
>>565509221I would definitely take it over rank 2 of the corners, maybe even rank 1 depending on hint level. It can get eaten by the accel zone, but so can those skills. Unless you're pushing up too far on a regular basis, but that seems unlikely this CM.
>>565502238RARE UMARARE UMARARE UMA
she will be mine. oh yes. she will be mine.
>>565510101I am dumb
>>565508924>smaru deadSorry you have to find out like this, but S Maru is good on any track.
We should all rape Digitan
>>565509693She DOES have some pretty reactions to you giving her chocolates on Valentine’s Day there’s a slight romantic vibe
>>565510336t. digitan
>>565510336I'm sure she'd love that.
>>565510336Rape is not a random act of kinda nice
>Accidentally put Front Runner Corners on my XOGuriREEEEEEEE. It was going to be my ace in Taurus as well.
>>565510101brother I exited the game and didn't care to document it. Let's just say it was barely even an S and a speed growth uma didn't even come close to capping speed. When I say worse stat run and combined summers I'm talking no whistles and rainbows rarer than food remaining on Oguri's plate
>>565510336I got digitan while rolling for anal, this is basically rape
>>565509640I just had a shop that had 4 gold hammers and nothing else when I walked in with 3 in hand
>>565509828>>565510123I'm getting conflicting messages... for the record the rest of my skills are>Red Shift + Pump>Daring Strike>Curvature>Nimble Nav>Medium/End Closer Corners lv1>Playtime's Over>SerenityNo lucking into Uma Stan unfortunately so I don't expect to be pushed up super far, it is what it is, just gotta decide between Sturm or lv2 Corners + maybe a white recovery
3 CARATS FROM TEAM TRIALS???3 WHOLE CARATS????? HOT DOG!!!!! CYGAMES YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!! ONLY 50 MORE OF THOSE AND I CAN DO A SINGLE PULL AND GET A 1* MEJIRO RYAN!!!!
>>565510336
anyone going to the DAHBY what will the cygaymes tent be like
>>565510336What the fuck?
>>565510639>3 caratsGive them to me for I hunger
>>565510564Strum activates on the Final CornerWhen it activates, it increases your Target Velocity, or the speed your uma is going to try to accelerate toThe Final Corner on this track is close to where the last spurt startsThe last spurt is where your uma wants to accelerate to their top possible speed where it becomes uncappedWhat would increasing your maximum possible speed while you are accelerating to your maximum possible speed do?
>>565510564nta but lvl 2 corners > sturm unless this is just for TT
>>565510336No. Digitan is not for rape, but for purehearted wholesome marriage and loving consensual procreative sex resulting in at least 4 new umamusume. Rape is for like... Tama or Ai.
>>565510658Digitan... If you want to prevent rape, you have to say "yes". Then it stops being rape and the rapists will leave. Unless you want to be raped...
>>565509693>t. doesnt have this uma, hasnt read her story, never got bast bond 1
>>565510836>>565510841validthank you anons, i am often retarded
>>565510759Brother, may I have some carats? I am quite famished.
>Running 2power 2speed 2wit>Cards are only ever on power>Run ends, immediately go to start a new one>Actually ran 4power 1speed 1wit somehow
>>565510865I don't think that's how it works.
Hello /uma/, newfag from other day here, what 3 stats are the easiest to get to A rank? I'm trying to complete the missions for the tickets. Speed and power are a given; would guts be the third? Or am I going about it the wrong way? Is there an uma(s) that make completing the missions easier?
>>565510942smartest ticket poster
>>565510935As am I brother. The trainer has thrown them at me. ME, BROTHER. I believe they have taken a liking to me.
>>565510935So am I, brother.
>>565511039speed power witusing speed + wit deck
>>565508190he should post more stuff on pixiv, otherwise ill never see if I miss anything, or there is new stuff
>>565510015Let's have a vote on this thread on who shall be the next mambodanchou. Non-mambos can vote as well to make it interesting.
>>565511039Speed power wit and just don't care about stam or guts at all
Sometimes I give advices without the mask on and anons accept them as legit compared to when I have my mask on
no one asked
>>565510015my club is dying (read: falling out of A) this month, that's enough drama for me
we can tell it’s you fag
>>565509693She'll turn into Super Creek the moment she has her first bout of morning sickness.>>565510564>No lucking into Uma Stan unfortunatelyI would honestly just try again, that skill is backliners' groundwork. Sturm is .35 for 3, the upgrades turn .15 for 3 into .25. If you can't do anything else with the points then Sturm gives you more distance.>>565510836>Strum activates on the Final Corner>&phase_random==2Read the fucking skill before you go and spread lies on the internet.>>565511239Were you the asshole that doesn't know when Sturm und Drang triggers?
>>565510942sounds like you need to run more wit irl
>>565511039Bring speed/wit cards and power sparksBakushin should be the easiest uma to do that with
thoughts on serious digital?
Last call of the day for anyone who wants to join HonseFun, 2 slots still openCome on in, trade shoes, chat in-game, have fun, but please don't leave your umas alone for several days.Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
>>565511493needs more ehehehe drool
Kawakami, you fat hors. You are so big and fat. Why are you so fat?
first-rate milk
We love fillies here
just sex
>>565511493I like it and want more of it. Digitan is a 5 G1 winner. an absolute legend. when she gets serious, she's stronger than the vast majority of the cast.
>>565511370Autis/uma/bwo...
As /uma/ population continues to dip, soon two clubs will need to be merged to survive...
>>565504253>come from a 5 hours long gooning session>first time I see is someone trying to falseflag as a Teioposter againYou don't even play her, that story doesn't make sense either.
>>565511416>I would honestly just try again, that skill is backliners' groundwork.Fuuuuck. I know I should but it's already so rare to get a run that goes decently and I luck into both Medium S and Uma Stan. I guess I can keep this one in my back pocket and keep trying for better, a lot of my random rival hints got wasted on Straightaway Spurt too.
>>565511370Don't be so dramatic danchou we're gonna make it
>>565511239>advices
>>565511568
>>565510275>have been playing since late July>still have 88 more pieces to go until I unlock Kaicho>anons are this close to unlocking Umas that haven't even been in events when Kaichou has had two events to get Star Pieces fromDirty evil CHEATERSWITCHCRAFT
>>565511537I read that as "HonseFun 2" and thought you guys are on sequel already
>>565511568a princess needs to bulk for the winter
>>565511427Neicheer umanko has been on my mind all week and my judgement is clearly cloudy
>>565511707opera had a legend race
Guts decks suck
Frontbros, what comp are we running now that metafags are all shifting to late gamblers? Big nige debuffer+ double nige, triple nige or double nige + dominator?
>>565511707Opera had one of the first legend races
>>565511493She's so fucking COOL
>>565511537why is golshi in a truck
>>565511660close
>>565511676Training your other runners first is totally reasonable. I actually ran a no groundwork S Maru in Pisces because I ran out of time before even getting a useable third.
>>565511416Apologies, Sturm almost always activates on the Final Corner
are any of the uphill/downhill skills worth taking for CM13?
hi bwos just 2 quick questions should i bring yeppers or keep running this deck for my med build?do i need a lot more than 600 stam even with gourmand?im starting my BIG grind for my BIG oshi today i hope you all get your sparks and statlines! keep it buono
Dont let digitan know that with the help of her trainer she herself can increase the total ammount of umamusume in the world
>>565511806>>565511748Okay but being that close is crazy!!!! 103 pieces????Where did he get all those
>>565511823American spirit or something July 4th is in 2 months
>>565511853>closeUmatism bro...
>>565512058you need 900 stam + a gold to not explode
>American Pharoah's daughter jobbed at the Oaks
>>565512029if you're running late, 1,500,000CC can potentially trigger out the gate and unfuck you from pace down mode, it's also useful on all the other uphillsstraight descent is just ok
>>565512058Take stam sparks and maybe hit it a few times during summer. Good luck bigfriend
>>565512029Restless/Go Home Specialist are solid.
>>565512108legend races give a ton, im 33 away from opera myself and i spent some of the early dailies on maxing out this idiot
>>565512206Straight Descent doesn’t do anything in CM13
>>565512346what about highlander?
ummm do I want Ines ult on my front?
>>565512434Stop posting these Finemo images
>marked
>>565512401Highlander can technically proc out of the gate and do something, but it’s not worth taking
>>565512267Do they really give that much thoughAhhhI want Kaichou!!! Now now now!!!
Guts decks REALLY suck
>>565512401If you get a really lucky RNG, it becomes a groundwork
I don't know what to build for CM13. Front/Front/Pace? Front/Front/End? Front/Pace/Late? Then I see this Digitan + 2 doms with 100% wr in 12 rooms? HELP HELP what do I do?
>>565512484but we only have like 12 different finemo images
Radiant star or double circle straight and corners?
So when do they raise the event point requirements to compensate for rating creep
>>565512491
>>565512613this is a no-brainer, anon
>>565512575acquire free will
>>565512613Double Circle for consistent value
>do run>600 speed 500 stam 500 pow 400 guts 300 wit>2 skills and savvy>have done this strat forever, sometimes without any skills at all>great mood>lose nonstop on every classic raceI hate this retarded fixed race rng at the start of the career. There's no point in even continuing.
Oh...
>>565512525I don't think Maru has had pieces from an event and I'm 110/150 right now, waiting on her daily legend races so I can finally get the hag
shortstack has a spot available for any anons interested in joining a club of marvelous titty lovers. casual and the only rule is you have to post a picture of an uma with fat titspost here if interested
>>565512692Give me yours.
>>565512525Yes, the actual legend races give a ton. I'm grinding for Suzuka right now because I had about more of her stars than Taiki, who I wanted more, due to missing Taiki's legend race. Tell me that you're brand new and you haven't been skipping them...
>>565503727DAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYY
>>565512661
>>565512793This is a marriage proposal
>>565512742
>>565512434Bwo how are you getting it outside of a grandparent when you have to get redshift and angling?
>>565512729Bro your prayers to Shiraoki...
>>565512434No
>>565512793I only have iron will...
>>565512793It's not something you can give or take, you must manifest it within yourself, hope this helps
>>565512842
>>565512575BNW.
>>565512840
>>565512885I'm sure there is a crazy maru with ines grandparent out there somewhere
>>565512683Is it?
ITS DAHBY DAY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565512796I missed Kaichous because I started playing around when Currens banner came out...
