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Previous: >>565474348

>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)
Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/Firm
Current Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week
>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance City
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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I fell for the evil trick of the bad ghost of the general... I was too busy playing games with buddy...
>>565501249
I want to touch the creaturas, especially gentle wife.
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>>565502132
>>565502169
ehehe
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What even is that op pic
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wahey
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so is golshi really the best to beat ultra mode? just spam speed and power right?
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Good evening
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>reused debuffers
>2nd or 3rd gold ship made
think i'm done for next cm
the stam is basically exact funnily
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>>565502449

I did it with regular Oguri and late surger. Just pick someone with a strong career unique (who isnt a front-runner/pace chaser)
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Teio!
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>>565502467
good evening cafebro
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>>565502559
Teio Step on My Face!
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please make a jiggie
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>>565502532
>16.7% survival rate
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>>565502467
Sleepy sheepy
Stinky sheepy
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Who’s the best late surger parents
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>>565502437
this bit right here
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Digitan LOVE
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>>565502204
>card you will use for exactly one CM
>power card
>luxury card
you do you, I guess, but if you're making poor decisions with perfect foresight you don't get to complain about them
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>you'll pull for me, right anon?
>you won't forget about me, right anon?
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>>565502761
Wowzers
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I love Rice
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>>565502805
Who?
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>>565502660
https://jiggie.fun/umajig512026
775 pieces
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>>565502679
it takes an engineer to make a build that barely stands
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>>565502805
Who?
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>>565502761
Digitan wouldn't save slop
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I just killed a potential ace career by forgetting to use a charm during a summer triple rainbow.
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>>565499516
the real problem with that banner is that it tricked you into not pulling for finemo for MANT, but since it's too late, it's not a terrible banner if you will continue to use finemo after ramonu releases
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>Spend 5 SR tickets
>Get 5 cards post-MLB
>Make 50 gold cleats
>Buy 5 SR tickets
...
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Are Mile B/Long B enough to win races
I'm so tired...
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>>565502761
Time to make our own oshi
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>>565502939
She'd produce it with her own drawings to create more uma lewds in these trying times
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>>565502707
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>>565503012
Mile B is tough, Long B is more than enough.
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>>565502805
Lambo Genie!
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>>565502437
WEEEEEIIIII
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Just so you know, some nice /v/ma clubs are recruiting on /vm/!
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Join Autis/uma/! We have one slot for you, Torena-kun! Reply with your ID or Apply with /uma/ in your profile!
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>>565503012
mile b is a rough start but it is usually enough. Long B gets tough because its more distance club bro
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Last thread
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Dinner's ready.
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Why are people that don't main Pace pulling for MLB Tach and MLB Light Hello?
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>565503143
because im not poor
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Why does this story imply I'm a retard?
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>>565503143
Because this gaslight doesn't work
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>>565502587
Hello Falcobro!

>>565502681
Cafe doesn't stink
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>>565503130
>hate fronts
yeah
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>>565503130
retarded cygames
getting enough using bourbon
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>>565503143
because I have nothing better to pull on for two scenarios
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We have races starting in 1 hour, today only one G3 and one G2
G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup (Post Time 15:45 JST), 4YO and older only, 1400m Turf ,trial to the Yasuda Kinen
G3 Unicorn Stakes (Post Time 15:30 JST), 3YO only, 1900m Dirt, Trial for Tokyo Derby (not to be confused with Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby))
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Gold mouth in feet city
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this thread will be besser
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She so just so damn fine!!!
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>>565503354
ok
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>>565503243
What gaslight?
>>565503314
I've seen people saying they wanna get Maru and Tach. I don't get why you would need 3 Speed cards unless you're a Front and a Pace main.
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>>565503452
>hag
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>>565503143
Strong stat output, good scenario link, has longevity after
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>>565503354
G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup
1.
2.
3. Sire side - Sakura Bakushin O; Dam side - Agnes Tachyon
4. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy
5. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon
6. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki
7.
8. Dam side - Special Week
9. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Special Week
10. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa
11. Dam side - King Halo
12. Sire side - Symboli Kris S
13. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week
14.
15.
16. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy
17. Sire side - Grass Wonder
18. Dam side - Grass Wonder
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>>565503130
>Creek Game
Truth Nuke.
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Gold mouth on my city feet
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>>565503520
I know...but.. she's a total babe.
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>>565503130
YEAH FUCK BOURBON, MARU IS BETTER
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Am I the only one who got the impression she was a really cool, tomboyish character from her card art and the anime?
Completely different character.
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>>565502550
alright i'll give oguri a try once my tp regens, i'll shove more books in her mouth if i fail again
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>>565502449
You want to run a Late/End who can run Longs since they punish you the least for late starts
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>>565503237
each trainer is different
for example gold city's is a bald, fat ugly ojisan
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>>565503550
let's go wide latour
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>>565503143
Same reason why some frontfags are rolling for CB wit, they are retarded.
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IT'S DAAAAAAAHBY DAAAAAAY
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>>565503550
G3 Unicorn Stakes
1. Dam side - Mejiro Ryan
2. Sire side - Espoir City
3. Sire side - El Condor Pasa; Dam side - Furioso, Sakura Bakushin O
4. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe
5.
6. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe
7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Fuji Kiseki
8. Sire side - El Condor Pasa
9. Dam side - El Condor Pasa
10. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon
11. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe
12. Sire side - El Condor Pasa
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>>565503130
>Pull
>Run
>Race
Repeat. Real shit.
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>>565503492
I'm not those people
Those people are falling for gaslights / loud anons with different plans saying that their personal banners are must pull with no context
realistically everyone except dedicated front players should be picking up Tachyon unless they have a second speed SSR already (or are hyper dedicated to lates and pulling for Flash)
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>>565503650
>maru better lates
That's right, you just need 10 sparks for that.
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>Teio Sho
wtf how come she gets her own race? where's the Opera Sho? or the Digital Sho? or the Brian Sho?
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Damn you, Cygames.
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post that fuckass bird
please
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>>565503545
Tachyon's skill is the only one usable here
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>>565503667
she's not? I haven't been paying attention
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>Tokai Teio
>can't run the Teio Sho
>can't run the Tokai Stakes
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>>565503836
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>>565503794
retard
>>565503727
DAHBY
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>>565503882
it wouldn't be fair
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>>565503935
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>>565503742
YOU CAN DO THIS AGITOOOO!!!!!
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nice game reateards
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>>565503864
She's more similar to Hishi Akebono. I thought she would be more like Kiseki.
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>>565503857
Concentration isn’t bad for Fronts, but yeah Come What May is by far the best
You also don’t really want to get stuck with Lane Legerdemain
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>>565503673
yeah i didnt know what the feeling silly debuff did and just picked haru to try ultra, now that i see its a forced late start and terrible accel long umas make the most sense
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>>565503713
CB wit is a good wit card, everyone should roll for her
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>>565503667
no, she's a big sister next door
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Umanko
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>>565503836
Sure, here you g-
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>>565504141
mr cheese burger...
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>>565503545
The skill doesn't seem that strong and you can get it with the Wit SR if it's mandatory. Most people only have FineMo as their only SSR Wit card after all.
And yeah you can keep using her but I don't know why you would need BOTH Maru and Tach speed cards
>>565503775
My main reasoning for skipping Tach is that Fronts are needed for League of Heroes and borrowing Maru isn't really possible with how many Front cards there are.
With Tach unless you're a Pace Chaser main she isn't really better than Maru after her scenario ends.
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Washed my crusty ass after 4 weeks of not showering, now my asshole is split and bleeding and can barely sit straight
Do not wash your ass if you let is crust like me or you will suffer from a split ass
Lucky I have some regenerative cream to apply so I will be using that
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>>565503667
when the fuck did ines fujin appear in the anime?
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>>565504220
that bird is buttered
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>>565503667
it’s funny how she tries to convince you to be her little sisters’ trainer too
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ButtSweat's recruiting! Yay.
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We complain/talk/help when the in-game chat deems us worthy. Some of us even know how to play, and are lovely, helpful people. Others are useless sods, like myself. But a vocal sod.

Reply here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
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>>565504210
Spemanko
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>>565503935
When is the Kentucky Oaks though?
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>>565503826
How much money is this in sparks
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>>565503081
Sexy boys (female).
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>>565504262
The BNW episodes. She pretends to be Taishin while the others are looking for her.
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stop drinking
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>>565503130
>already id danchou
Oh nyo?
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>>565504253
I don't think it's because of washing
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>post a certain character
>resident schizo is activated like some manchurian candidate
What's with this corny ass trope?
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>>565504253
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>>565504416
going back to Tracen drunk is a bad idea
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Is Suzuka in Mile Ch just fucking impossible to beat in MANT now?? She's the only one i've been getting beat by consistently every run
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>>565504362
1 if we're not talking about discount rolls.
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>>565504253
Yeah... it's not really that funny anymore...
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>>565504125
Yea, I did it in MANT, treating it like URA except I ran every Long G1,G2, and G3 because you're allowed to job some races as long as you hit enough decent placements to get 300 points to move through the year. I did it with Oguri as a Late, but honestly, would have been easier with Goldshi or anyone else with a Gold heal that works as a Late/End since you're gonna be hurting for stats and stam checks are rough without one. Just make sure you save your clocks for the finals since you can job any other races and it'll probably be fine but getting to the end and then jobbing the finals is much more annoying.
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>>565504356
Same day as the Kentuka Sho
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Theres G1 and G2 races all over the fucking planet across just 3 days
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>>565504416
GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
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>>565504416
I really am mr. cb's trainer...
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Stop talking about mutt races
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>>565504101
The front most people will be using already gets concentration in her kit.

>>565504481
just some brown person behavior don't worry about it
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>>565504249
Late Race Velocity is always strong
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>>565504523
I unironically despise Suzuka more than the usual clock eater rival candidates like Nishino. Taiki is second.
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>>565504253
This is another post made to further ruin Teio's reputation
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>>565504523
Jesus fucking Christ she is flat
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>>565503354
I don't care about shitty weeb races when it's oaks day
Go back to umajp faggot
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now the EPSOM DAHBY
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>>565504614
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>>565504548
>Kentucka Sho
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>>565504416
Alcoholism is a family tradition and I intend on continuing it
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>>565504356
8:40 PM ET
so in about an hour
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>>565504723
the what dahby?
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>>565504253
I normally don't shower unless going away far, so, for normally a month or two but that never happened to me. I don't think that was because of not showering
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>>565504687
Nee anon-kun, what is that dashed line on the left? Moshikashite...?
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What do people use ayabe guts card for? It’s a guts card
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>reddit tahcyon
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>>565503826
realistically what were you expecting posting moonrunes no one can understand or are you just that much of an attention whore
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>going to miss the derby because of work
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>565504972
15 RB, speed bonus, power bonus
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>king REDDIT
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>king reddit
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>>565504845
If you have good hygiene you can go weeks without showering and not get filthy. That anon probably messed something up
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Don't open, it'sc Opera O
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>anti-jp schizo is larping as a keibafag
lmao
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>>565504253
how hard were you scrubbing to give yourself an anal fissure
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>>565505061
>bamboo memory
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>>565504687
>>565504931
>[Deleted]
?
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>>565504253
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>Trainer is pulling an all-nighter again to support Ines
>Meanwhile at the dorm:
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>>565505259
*rapes her*
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give me one reason to care about the kentucky derby that doesnt involve a picture of winning ticket
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>>565504523
Just run Suzuka then? Simple.
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>>565505082
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>teiobro posting hour
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>>565504253
>4 weeks of not showering
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>>565505047
So is that it like just throw it in and forget about it?
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rape rape rape umarape umarape
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>>565505098
I would agree but I haven't changed my underwear for 2 months so I'm not sure if I have a good hygiene
umamusume
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>>565504253
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d4oeCPn1L3g
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stop samefagging you schizo
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>>565505342
supporting horse racing, even in views, is the umamusume endgame.
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>>565504253
>4 weeks
if i skip a single day i feel like an oily smouldering swamp creature. especially if i spend even like 1 hour gooning. what the fuck anon?
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I shower every day, but sometimes I think I shouldn't because the crotch smell makes masturbating better.
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>a cute potential umawaifu
>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual way
I really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
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>>565505456
meant for >>565504687 >>565504253
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>>565505342
if a JP hors win, that's a future umamusume on the waiting list
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>>565502343
the creatures are cute but also dangerous
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>>565505601
alright send me an umamail or ping me in clubchat when lovecen is competing.
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Who is the best guidemaker in the umatube space?
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You guys said this thread would be better.
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>>565505313
YWNHAP
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What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
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>>565505630
That tea isn't black tho
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>>565505342
Umamusume International Edition will come out, Shiraoki told me
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>>565504210
>>565504351
Is there a third one?
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>>565505746
You've posted this already.
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>>565505630
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>>565505630
>goes back and forth for a minute, creating tension
>ends up moving finger one row down to select apple soda instead
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>>565505778
That's left to your imagination.
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>>565505795
Cute Journey
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>>565505630
>gets water instead
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This is a prime example of what fucking retarded you all are and what makes this general so shit. Glad to be leaving this place. Please don't join other quality generals with your retardation.
Cya.
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>>565505706
I lied
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>your trainee gets drier than the sahara at the sight of male genitalia but conversely greedily nurses from teats like a ravenous baby bird
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>>565505705
i watched hundreds of youtuber and unironically it's that victory guy. he has insane expectations from f2p but his strategies are pretty spot on
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>>565504253
>>565504687
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>>565505630
>>565505816
just buy 1 of each
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HOEHRIGATO
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>>565506046
Slut.
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>>565505342
Wonder dean wonder acute’s grandson will be racing and besides that it’s the most exciting 2 minutes in sports
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>>565505706
We lied. Can I offer you an egg in these trying times, anon?
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This thread can and will be browner
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>>565505630
I would just pick whichever has the most caffeine
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>>565505342
99% of JP umas wouldn't exist without a Kentucky Derby winner that wasn't even good enough for the US. Sorry weeb.
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>>565505342
My grandson Wonder Dean will be participating!
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>>565500296
Yup still open! Got an ID you got so I can send you an invite?
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>>565506173
Shut the fuck up!
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>>565505601
Who are the JP umas
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Give me a (You) now or else i'll start to shitpost
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>Uma&Co shaking after sweeper left
What was that about not going to kick the flatniggers because you were "comfy A+"?
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>>565506193
I like this bait
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>>565506143
but that's a gourd
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>>565505342
We are watching so we can get more stuff in AMERICA
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>>565506310
>ai slop
rape yourself, not gently either.
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>>565505975
Lol
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>>565506310
Crazy how both schizos are from the same country
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>>565504253
Disgusting pig
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My club's highest botter left...
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>>565506317
danon bourbon (american-bred, japanese trained) and wonder dean
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>565506319
No
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>>565506310
Kek wtf
lmao
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>>565506321
Will you kill yourself if it's still a+ at the month's end?
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>>565506310
>Nice Nature
>Argentina
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>>565506348
>bait
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>>565506310
Why are they white?
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>>565506501
Rude
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>>565506542
No. Nishishi
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Okay but what about the /uma/bfs
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>>565505061
all I can see is this
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STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!
You have been visited by
OFFICER SPECIAL WEEK OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISION AND TAZUNA HAYAKAWA
No arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday
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>>565506597
yeah, unless you think that calling someone a weeb in a general for a Japanese gacha game that adapts the history of Japanese horse racing is not a bait
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>>565506567
MEEESSIIIIIIII
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565506783
kys
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>>565506783
I plead the 5th
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>>565505975
>his strategies are pretty spot on
>his shilled CM11 strategy was
>"groundwork is bad for this CM"
nice b8 m8
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>>565506317
Danon Bourbon and Wonder Dean
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>>565506739
working on it
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>>565506310
Missed opportunity to make NTR brown. That'd be perfect
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>>565505746
>caring about the tastes of virtual femoids
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>Post Uma
>Sleeper agent schizo gets activated
Is /uma/ the only place where this happens? What the fuck is that Neicha with the Argentina shirt about
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>>565506446
funny how you immediately resort to recycle screenshots because winning or losing a cm is undoubtedly a measure of how useful a cc can be
also hating a guy who influenced jp's meta onto global is insane reach
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>>565506783
I got spooked by Spe yesterday after having grinded out the daily star piece for a while
Pretty excited to read her story
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stegobro did you see this?
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>>565506751
I think that was the point
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>>565506996
go back to discord
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>>565505061
She has a pinwheel stuck in her hair
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>>565506880
>long cm
>groundwork good
you don't play the game
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>>565505630
Buy the tea and give it to tachyon so I can ask Cafe to make me some coffee (I hope she spits on it)
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VFtrannies are fucking insane
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>>565506880
It gets funnier after he rematched via practice partners and he lost to a shittier Goldshi
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>>565505746
What's the point of posting in a waifu collector thread where all the posters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because my dacchis keep draining my balls instead.
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>>565505706
you misheard
this thread will be gayer
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DEAN
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>>565506483
>>565506886
So I have to support this ugly looking horse?>>565506196
Fucking hell
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>>565505706
I lied
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>>565506991
>
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>>565506783
I didn't realise it was her birthday but I spent some statues to get her to 4* earlier as I think that she's very cute.
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>>565507329
He's not ugly wtf you meanie
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>>565506783
The sexiest umamusume in Japan
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>>565507379
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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Where do we watch the Oaks and DAHBY?
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>>565505916
Punishing Journey.
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VFGods???
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Finally. About 330 rolls.
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Are we watching the Kentucky Yuushun?
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>>565507008
Wish Stego was less pale but yeah.
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>>565507537
Based Natie fucker
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>>565507353
Kingassripper ass belly
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>All this schizobabble
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>>565505342
we'll get either more big tittied googoo babies or boyumas
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>>565507517
She’s cute even when she’s punishing.
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>>565507460
Estás bravo?
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It's finally morning in SEA huh
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I'm going out to buy ghost pepper wings from Popeyes, see you losers.
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>>565505627
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>>565507535
Actually what were the rental decks he was talking about? I can tell if they are good or not now that I've played MANT
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>>565503063
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>>565507714
>""""ghost pepper"""" wings
>they aren't ever spicy
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>>565507460
>English motherfucker, do you speak it?
No señor
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Has the schizo been kicked yet?
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>>565507460
non mon ami
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>>565507714
Pick me up a bucket bro
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>>565507909
Me on the right
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>>565507854
I love this hard working Maya
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>>565507471
I think the JRA will livestream it on YouTube, but I'm not sure
We usually watch it together here
https://kick.com/b01doghos
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>>565507720
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>>565506783
Got spooked by her bikini alt in today's free pull on Anus's banner
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>>565507854
please continue posting this image
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Happy International Workers' Day!
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>>565507714
They are scamming you bwo, it's not actually ghosts, it's just an empty bucket. It happened to me a lot of times before I realised it
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love kingu
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>takiki: Dober's strongest soldier
>taromarun: CB's strongest soldier
>akkunz: Helios's strongest soldier
>miyama and hoshikuzu_kizuna: Neicha's strongest soldiers
drop more character-specific artists
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>>565507460
Calla pelotudo
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>>565506446
Hilarious how a winrate tracking SEAn- person gets blown the fuck out during the one race that matters
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>>565508157
>>565508202
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Neicheer is kinda lewd the more you look at it
>naked ears
>exposed tummy
>puffless makes her look naked
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>>565508593
ido and Rudolf
kabechee and Maru
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>>565508341
Source...
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aww yeah baby. unfortunately I probably won't get medium S because i'm forced to load up on mile sparks...
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>>565508593
majiro doboobs
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>smaru dead
>xoguri dead
>vbobo barely hanging on
>kita dead
>fine still good
>creek dead
we're almost out of the woods bwos
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>>565508924
...in fantasy land
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>>565507008
Stego is a BUM
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>>565508710
>kinda lewd
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to ruin her tummy with a career ending pregnancy
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There are so many SR cards now and all I get are dupes
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>>565507854
>>565508676
Mayaño Top Gonzalez is working hard to get her green card.
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No matter how many platinum titles I help my trainees achieve they remain homosexual. I've tried my best.
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>>565508741
https://x.com/dankam9090/status/2050273541577146668?s=20
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Ayabebros, is Sturm Und Drang even worth it or should I just get level 2 Medium and End Closer Corners instead
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>>565508924
I literally got stomped by this Smaru in a pub lobby though
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>>565508202
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>>565507854
>>565509375
What the fuck is this?
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Guys I'm a desperate fat ugly retarded poor greasy smelly low IQ pimple faced chud retarded inian that wants to fuck an uma which uma would be willing to do it if I begged and cried enough?
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Thoughts?
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>>565509356
HAG INCEST
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>>565509464
NTR
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>final shop has 3 gold hammers
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
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>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotch
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>>565509464
NTR
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>>565509416
It's Mayano Top Gun
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>>565509696
>>565509618
Obsessed.
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>>565508593
emyo and Suzuka
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After a good start I had my worse stats run with the worst combined summers I've seen. The kind of run that makes you question everything
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>>565509618
>>565509696
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>>565509221
Never ever grab it until the skill rework. Double circle corners and straight are superior
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>>565509416
>What the fuck is this?
Mayaño
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>>565509809
Shiraoki-sama giveth and taketh away
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Anyone actually betting on the Oaks or Dahby?
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>>565509917
I’m responsible for rigging the Oaks. Post 8 will win.
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>get promised club drama after reset
>9h later
>nothing
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AND THE ONLY CLUB DRAMA WE'LL GET AT THIS RATE IS MAMBODANCHO'S DEATH
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so is uma&co still sheltering the terrorist
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>>565509917
I did. Happy to donate my money to someone else. (;_;)
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>>565509809
Same I had this earlier, didn't get to finish event chains as well. Also show yours too.
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>>565509221
I would definitely take it over rank 2 of the corners, maybe even rank 1 depending on hint level. It can get eaten by the accel zone, but so can those skills. Unless you're pushing up too far on a regular basis, but that seems unlikely this CM.
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>>565502238
RARE UMA
RARE UMA
RARE UMA
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she will be mine. oh yes. she will be mine.
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>>565510101
I am dumb
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>>565508924
>smaru dead
Sorry you have to find out like this, but S Maru is good on any track.
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We should all rape Digitan
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>>565509693
She DOES have some pretty reactions to you giving her chocolates on Valentine’s Day there’s a slight romantic vibe
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>>565510336
t. digitan
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>>565510336
I'm sure she'd love that.
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>>565510336
Rape is not a random act of kinda nice
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>Accidentally put Front Runner Corners on my XOGuri
REEEEEEEE. It was going to be my ace in Taurus as well.
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>>565510101
brother I exited the game and didn't care to document it. Let's just say it was barely even an S and a speed growth uma didn't even come close to capping speed. When I say worse stat run and combined summers I'm talking no whistles and rainbows rarer than food remaining on Oguri's plate
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>>565510336
I got digitan while rolling for anal, this is basically rape
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>>565509640
I just had a shop that had 4 gold hammers and nothing else when I walked in with 3 in hand
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>>565509828
>>565510123
I'm getting conflicting messages... for the record the rest of my skills are
>Red Shift + Pump
>Daring Strike
>Curvature
>Nimble Nav
>Medium/End Closer Corners lv1
>Playtime's Over
>Serenity
No lucking into Uma Stan unfortunately so I don't expect to be pushed up super far, it is what it is, just gotta decide between Sturm or lv2 Corners + maybe a white recovery
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3 CARATS FROM TEAM TRIALS???

3 WHOLE CARATS????? HOT DOG!!!!! CYGAMES YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!! ONLY 50 MORE OF THOSE AND I CAN DO A SINGLE PULL AND GET A 1* MEJIRO RYAN!!!!
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>>565510336
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anyone going to the DAHBY what will the cygaymes tent be like
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>>565510336
What the fuck?
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>>565510639
>3 carats
Give them to me for I hunger
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>>565510336
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>>565510564
Strum activates on the Final Corner
When it activates, it increases your Target Velocity, or the speed your uma is going to try to accelerate to
The Final Corner on this track is close to where the last spurt starts
The last spurt is where your uma wants to accelerate to their top possible speed where it becomes uncapped
What would increasing your maximum possible speed while you are accelerating to your maximum possible speed do?
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>>565510336
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>>565510564
nta but lvl 2 corners > sturm unless this is just for TT
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>>565510336
No. Digitan is not for rape, but for purehearted wholesome marriage and loving consensual procreative sex resulting in at least 4 new umamusume.

Rape is for like... Tama or Ai.
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>>565510658
Digitan... If you want to prevent rape, you have to say "yes". Then it stops being rape and the rapists will leave. Unless you want to be raped...
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>>565509693
>t. doesnt have this uma, hasnt read her story, never got bast bond 1
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>>565510836
>>565510841
valid
thank you anons, i am often retarded
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>>565510759
Brother, may I have some carats? I am quite famished.
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>Running 2power 2speed 2wit
>Cards are only ever on power
>Run ends, immediately go to start a new one
>Actually ran 4power 1speed 1wit somehow
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>>565510865
I don't think that's how it works.
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Hello /uma/, newfag from other day here, what 3 stats are the easiest to get to A rank? I'm trying to complete the missions for the tickets. Speed and power are a given; would guts be the third? Or am I going about it the wrong way? Is there an uma(s) that make completing the missions easier?
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>>565510942
smartest ticket poster
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>>565510935
As am I brother. The trainer has thrown them at me. ME, BROTHER. I believe they have taken a liking to me.
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>>565510935
So am I, brother.
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>>565511039
speed power wit
using speed + wit deck
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>>565508190
he should post more stuff on pixiv, otherwise ill never see if I miss anything, or there is new stuff
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>>565510015
Let's have a vote on this thread on who shall be the next mambodanchou. Non-mambos can vote as well to make it interesting.
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>>565511039
Speed power wit and just don't care about stam or guts at all
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Sometimes I give advices without the mask on and anons accept them as legit compared to when I have my mask on
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no one asked
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>>565510015
my club is dying (read: falling out of A) this month, that's enough drama for me
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we can tell it’s you fag
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>>565509693
She'll turn into Super Creek the moment she has her first bout of morning sickness.

>>565510564
>No lucking into Uma Stan unfortunately
I would honestly just try again, that skill is backliners' groundwork. Sturm is .35 for 3, the upgrades turn .15 for 3 into .25. If you can't do anything else with the points then Sturm gives you more distance.

>>565510836
>Strum activates on the Final Corner
>&phase_random==2
Read the fucking skill before you go and spread lies on the internet.

>>565511239
Were you the asshole that doesn't know when Sturm und Drang triggers?
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>>565510942
sounds like you need to run more wit irl
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>>565511039
Bring speed/wit cards and power sparks
Bakushin should be the easiest uma to do that with
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thoughts on serious digital?
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Last call of the day for anyone who wants to join HonseFun, 2 slots still open
Come on in, trade shoes, chat in-game, have fun, but please don't leave your umas alone for several days.
Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
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>>565511493
needs more ehehehe drool
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Kawakami, you fat hors. You are so big and fat. Why are you so fat?
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first-rate milk
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We love fillies here
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just sex
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>>565511493
I like it and want more of it. Digitan is a 5 G1 winner. an absolute legend. when she gets serious, she's stronger than the vast majority of the cast.
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>>565511370
Autis/uma/bwo...
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As /uma/ population continues to dip, soon two clubs will need to be merged to survive...
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>>565504253
>come from a 5 hours long gooning session
>first time I see is someone trying to falseflag as a Teioposter again
You don't even play her, that story doesn't make sense either.
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>>565511416
>I would honestly just try again, that skill is backliners' groundwork.
Fuuuuck. I know I should but it's already so rare to get a run that goes decently and I luck into both Medium S and Uma Stan. I guess I can keep this one in my back pocket and keep trying for better, a lot of my random rival hints got wasted on Straightaway Spurt too.
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>>565511370
Don't be so dramatic danchou we're gonna make it
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>>565511239
>advices
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>>565511568
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>>565510275
>have been playing since late July
>still have 88 more pieces to go until I unlock Kaicho
>anons are this close to unlocking Umas that haven't even been in events when Kaichou has had two events to get Star Pieces from
Dirty evil CHEATERS
WITCHCRAFT
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>>565511537
I read that as "HonseFun 2" and thought you guys are on sequel already
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>>565511568
a princess needs to bulk for the winter
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>>565511427
Neicheer umanko has been on my mind all week and my judgement is clearly cloudy
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>>565511707
opera had a legend race
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Guts decks suck
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Frontbros, what comp are we running now that metafags are all shifting to late gamblers? Big nige debuffer+ double nige, triple nige or double nige + dominator?
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>>565511707
Opera had one of the first legend races
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>>565511493
She's so fucking COOL
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>>565511537
why is golshi in a truck
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>>565511660
close
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>>565511676
Training your other runners first is totally reasonable. I actually ran a no groundwork S Maru in Pisces because I ran out of time before even getting a useable third.
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>>565511416
Apologies, Sturm almost always activates on the Final Corner
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are any of the uphill/downhill skills worth taking for CM13?
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hi bwos just 2 quick questions
should i bring yeppers or keep running this deck for my med build?
do i need a lot more than 600 stam even with gourmand?
im starting my BIG grind for my BIG oshi today i hope you all get your sparks and statlines! keep it buono
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Dont let digitan know that with the help of her trainer she herself can increase the total ammount of umamusume in the world
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>>565511806
>>565511748
Okay but being that close is crazy!!!!
103 pieces????
Where did he get all those
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>>565511823
American spirit or something
July 4th is in 2 months
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>>565511853
>close
Umatism bro...
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>>565512058
you need 900 stam + a gold to not explode
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>American Pharoah's daughter jobbed at the Oaks
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>>565512029
if you're running late, 1,500,000CC can potentially trigger out the gate and unfuck you from pace down mode, it's also useful on all the other uphills
straight descent is just ok
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>>565512058
Take stam sparks and maybe hit it a few times during summer. Good luck bigfriend
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>>565512029
Restless/Go Home Specialist are solid.
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>>565512108
legend races give a ton, im 33 away from opera myself and i spent some of the early dailies on maxing out this idiot
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>>565512206
Straight Descent doesn’t do anything in CM13
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>>565512346
what about highlander?
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ummm do I want Ines ult on my front?
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>>565512434
Stop posting these Finemo images
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>marked
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>>565512401
Highlander can technically proc out of the gate and do something, but it’s not worth taking
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>>565512267
Do they really give that much though
Ahhh
I want Kaichou!!! Now now now!!!
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Guts decks REALLY suck
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>>565512401
If you get a really lucky RNG, it becomes a groundwork
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I don't know what to build for CM13. Front/Front/Pace? Front/Front/End? Front/Pace/Late? Then I see this Digitan + 2 doms with 100% wr in 12 rooms? HELP HELP what do I do?
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>>565512484
but we only have like 12 different finemo images
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Radiant star or double circle straight and corners?
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So when do they raise the event point requirements to compensate for rating creep
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>>565512491
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>>565512613
this is a no-brainer, anon
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>>565512575
acquire free will
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>>565512613
Double Circle for consistent value
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>do run
>600 speed 500 stam 500 pow 400 guts 300 wit
>2 skills and savvy
>have done this strat forever, sometimes without any skills at all
>great mood
>lose nonstop on every classic race
I hate this retarded fixed race rng at the start of the career. There's no point in even continuing.
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Oh...
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>>565512525
I don't think Maru has had pieces from an event and I'm 110/150 right now, waiting on her daily legend races so I can finally get the hag
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shortstack has a spot available for any anons interested in joining a club of marvelous titty lovers. casual and the only rule is you have to post a picture of an uma with fat tits

post here if interested
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>>565512692
Give me yours.
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>>565512525
Yes, the actual legend races give a ton. I'm grinding for Suzuka right now because I had about more of her stars than Taiki, who I wanted more, due to missing Taiki's legend race. Tell me that you're brand new and you haven't been skipping them...
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>>565503727
DAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYY
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>>565512661
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>>565512793
This is a marriage proposal
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>>565512742
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>>565512434
Bwo how are you getting it outside of a grandparent when you have to get redshift and angling?
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>>565512729
Bro your prayers to Shiraoki...
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>>565512434
No
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>>565512793
I only have iron will...
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>>565512793
It's not something you can give or take, you must manifest it within yourself, hope this helps
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>>565512842
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>>565512575
BNW.
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>>565512840
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>>565512885
I'm sure there is a crazy maru with ines grandparent out there somewhere
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>>565512683
Is it?
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ITS DAHBY DAY
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>565512796
I missed Kaichous because I started playing around when Currens banner came out...
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>>565512985
But I HATE Tickezo.
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>>565512186
His kids are doing much better outside of America unfortunately. An oaks win would have been fanstatic.
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>>565512742
You'll be all alone with Danchou...!
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I hate the deformed winning ticket meme, it looks like some kind of awful demonic fly or something
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Started off saying I was going to 'retire' any uma that won a plat. That's been five uma so far. But this time, I'm just gonna run Dober again. Because she makes me happy.
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>>565512742
CLUB NAME?????????
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>>565513021
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Am I the only one that hasn’t done winning tickets career at all
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>>565512661
>>565512840
No, you look great Bourbon
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>>565513072
That's almost exactly when I started actually. I lost to Bakushin and missed her trophy/stars.
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>>565512742
Mambros...
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>>565513123
they actually sent his two best sons (Four Wheel Drive and Van Gogh) to Japan to stud first before hime
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>>565513232
bro it's free carats
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>>565513235
*Barbin
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>>565513149
You WILL race at the DAHBY and you WILL scream-cry
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>>565512981
While flattered, I am not particularly interested in an /uma/bf
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>>565513284
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>>565513149
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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>>565513232
nop
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>>565513229
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>>565513232
I've never done it, and I've almost got her to 4 stars. I never will do it.

I fucking hate that dumb crybaby. She SUCKS.
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>these are hakuraku's recordings for cm13 practice room wins
What accursed tech is Late Rice and End Finemo?
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>>565513149
D̵͓̓̐͛À̶̧̜̦̬͓͐͝H̷̡̭͖̼̱͔̠̽̄͗͝B̵̹̬̭̃̇̍̒̉Y̶̢̳̺̠̮͎̎̉
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>>565513104
>But I HATE Tickezo.
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>>565513429
20 carats says it's one guy with two other jacked aces spamming rooms
spiders georg and all
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>>565513149
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>>565513407
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>>565513429
toggle the correct sample size
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my club is nice, everyone requests shoes, we're constantly B+ and it has never been the topic in /uma/
what's your excuse?
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>>565513565
YADAHBY
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>>565513429
the win rate is how often in the sample they were used with double debuff
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>>565512742
Mambros...
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>>565513595
How the fuck is even her Rabi version sex?
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>>565513595
my danchou was screaming at a newcomer that he was requesting blue shoes
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>>565513583
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>>565513360
>dahbyru
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I really hope our actions wasn't the reason danchou quit. He was a nice person and really didn't deserve all the hate he got, despite his leadership skills. He was always friendly and had good humor so I really hope nothing bad befell him.

Danchud, I hope you're well and we'll take it from here if otherwise.
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knowing who your danchou even is is a red flag
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>>565513595
post a halal urara sticker in club chat
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>>565513595
My club isn't irrelevant garbage nobody cares about
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>>565513149
DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYY DAY IS TOMORROW THOUGH?!
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>>565513429
Do you guys ever read the sample size?
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Can anyone tell me which Uma this is and when I can roll for her?
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next thread will be sfw
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>>565513754
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>>565513902
You can't post that
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>>565513819
You just upset a cute little baby trainer very much. Super Creek is going to spank you.
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>>565513902
matingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatiematingsexwithnatie
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>>565512742
>Uma&Co members leaving before the blacklists
I mean it's understandable but rip
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>>565513871
I think this is Durandal
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>>565513915
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>>565511214
I vote for me
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>danchou doubled the ERP time requirements
first the cosplay pics in discord and now we have to spend more time messaging him hes getting too greedy
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>>565513071
IT'S TOMORROW
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Finebros why don't you take more screenshots of your oshi?
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GUYS I GOT INES
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71436120
Cm 13
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I don't like the NTR faggot either, but going after people for being in the same club is too much. You guys are acting like blue sky trannies.
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>>565514163
Almond- oh wait...
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>>565514076
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IT'S IN 10 HOURS DAAAAAHBY
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>>565514163
Just behead him and take his place as danchou, freeing your fellow club members from his wrath
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>>565502238
Who's this mysterious boy
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and just like that. im done with all my trainees stories
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>>565514235
I just don't post them
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>>565514163
I'll gladly switch places with you.
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>>565514303
>50 trainees
you just know bro's deck is STANKIN
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I have 4 star Suzuka from being spooked by her so often but I've never done her career
I was considering using her for CM 13, but I don't want to build 2 fronts...
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>>565514163
>cosplay pics in discord
My fat, hairy body would put an immediate stop to that. Too bad for you I'm enjoying my current clug.
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>>565514269
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>>565514379
i like the stories... its what i play for bwo...
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>>565514484
you can read the stories online bwo
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don't fucking die
I did math and you should be able to maintain T500 without me
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>>565514235
I don't want to be percieved as an avatarfaggot
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>>565512742
DANCHOOOOO OVER HERE
POACH SOMEONE QUICK
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>>565514251
join
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>>565514235
NOBODY plays her because her card is too good
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>>565514235
but I post a ton of ingame screenshots of a bunch of characters and post them, to the point where every thread people post my screenshots and it feels like I'm talking to myself?
>>565514528
and mostly this
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>>565514517
He understands that you do not truly appreciate the Uma without training them yourself
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>>565514517
its not the same bwo... i cant see the numbers go up online...
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>>565514451
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>>565513595
>what's your excuse?
i-it's not my fault...
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>>565512618
hopefully fucking never
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>>565514583
I'd play her if I had her. She's cute.

but y'know.
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>>565514163
I wish my Danchou forced himself on me every day...
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>>565514532
>>565512742
Autis/uma/ has a space, by the way
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>>565514631
Elementary schoolers shouldn't have chests like this...
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>>565513429
how do end closers work? I thought spurt wasn't a thing for the derby
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/uma/ watchalong doko
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>>565514451
>english sensei
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>sub-1100 speed
I can't take it anymore
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>>565514631
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every /uma/ club is recruiting but we don't have newbros. are we going to be ok?
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>>565514252
The members agreed to it and the decision is final. Everyone who wouldn't quit Uma&Co will be blacklisted along with the club
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>>565514801
Time for the great ummerge
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>>565514758
where does this fit in the uma cinematic universe
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>>565514801
club hopping works in the same way dirt shoe request work
they just do
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>>565514684
End Closer has the same gamba as Late
but they have higher top speed
and they have Daring Strike to larp as Late
and they have Golshi
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>>565514801
people are just shuffling up or down. no clubs are dying
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https://poal.me/hxx323
https://poal.me/hxx323
https://poal.me/hxx323
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Every single Med S run has been with some sort of low roll and it's pissing me off.
I wasn't even burning out until like yesterday because I'm 15 ace runs in the hole now and I just want it to end.
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Guts decks really REALLY suck
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>>565514778
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>>565514767
bwonii-chan Aries cup just ended, so cygames nerfed the global seed
I genuinely believe that.
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>>565514767
>1200 speed
>1* speed spark
This system is beyond retarded.
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is Fighting Spirit worth taking?
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>>565512742
Where is the schizo who saved danchou cup to check on club drama in real time
this is your opportunity
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Looking for a club that does not have a brown or ESL dancho or any members that also fit that criteria
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>>565514541
That was a hard lobby
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>>565514981
*rapes you* Yes I am a perverted creep
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le sigh
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>>565514902
wonder dean finding his one
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https://poal.me/yifjbl
https://poal.me/yifjbl
https://poal.me/yifjbl
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>>565514684
Oguri is Oguri. Digitan, Goldship, and Tama all have built in ways to push up and steal the good late surger uniques, plus the new CB wit has Daring Strike, which also pushes you up through the pack. Late race you have the highest speed multiplier.
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>>565514981
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>>565514902
american pharoah's parents meeting up
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>>565513429
>Front is the most soulful non-meta style this cm
>the browntuber the browns are shilling immediately moved to triple lates
I'm nooooooticing.
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>>565515059
can someone post that marus skills again, also omega blockage 7 fronts
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>>565512742
uma&co...
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>start sweepy
>set force shutdown in 90minutes
time for a long nap
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>>565515059
How do they get U ranks consistently the fuck
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Sleepy
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>>565515204
So is sweepy actually “safe” and we got fear mongered?
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>>565515221
If you can consistently hit SS, it’s a matter of hitting Med S and Fast Learner
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>>565515165
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>>565515005
It's the best.
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>>565515046
You don't need to have a match saved to view club drama schizo-kun
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>>565515298
The fuck are they going to do, ban whales when the game is about to EOS?
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>>565514526
what does it feel like to have blood on your hands?
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>>565515059
Post their decks and skills
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>>565515221
fronts have easymode growths and trainings, the only hard part is hitting fast learner
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>>565515317
I can barely get S+...
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>>565515354
ban the grunt to scare the whales
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>>565514981
What a nice pair of promising futures
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I should be McQueen
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I should rape Mcqueen
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>>565515337
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>>565514526
You wanted this
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>>565515197
Here you go
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>>565515395
You’re probably being too rigid with your definition of a good training or not racing enough
If you have a good training, you should do it, then triple race to make up for it
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My club's top earner just left the club, I wish I was shitposting
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I found the most evil torena.
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>>565515645
Umatismbwo....
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>>565515645
Autis/uma/bwo...
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>>565515645
Everyone is already aware of Uma&Co's drama
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>>565515521
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>>565514747
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>>565510275
Kitasan forsook me but at least I got something out of it
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>>565515298
>https://poal.me/yifjbl
The fact that they're sending warning messages to the Eden bot accounts tells me that they have zero ability to detect automated play and they're too cowardly to actually drop the hammer even if they could. Companies with good anti-cheat execute thousands of botters at once with zero warning other than ToS existing. I'm starting to feel safe enough to spend money again despite using Sweepy.
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>>565515739
No idea why that replied
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>>565515715
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>>565515784
I actually blushed
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so far my best ace is a 15600 S rank

I wanna fucking kill myself
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>>565515197
>>565515369
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>>565515735
Which is which?
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i can't wait for Fllight to replace that irish WHORE as Shakur's REAL best friend
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>>565515621
I consistently do 33 races and my definition of good training is "lots of friendship before classic, 50+ total stats from then forward"
I usually hit speed cap and 1k power, wit is kinda low at 800, but still it feels like I always get low scores even on my best umas
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>>565515903
Want to touch aces, anon?
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>>565512742
Goddamn is this the biggest implosion yet after CUMA
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>>565515250
Please stop doing Shakur propaganda
I’m finding her cute
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>>565515879
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>>565515997
Post d*ck
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>>565515957
>1k stam with just Riko
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>>565515993
>best friend
Do you have a lore reason for saying this
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>>565516031
Your nose is growing.
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>>565516052
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>>565512742
all the danchou needed to do is kick the retarded avatarfaggot
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>>565515957
>1045 with those 3 wit cards
heh guess its just not me then
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>>565516031
I can't believe the anti JP schizo joined Uma & Co with 8 alts just to leave with all of them at once to kill the club
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>>565516082
gn
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>>565516162
they're dahby friends!
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>>565515701
Surprised to see a clubmate awake at this hour and our danchou is afk so he can't purge/recruit after reset, it's over
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>>565515903
You should stream a run so that ten of us can backseat with conflicting advice. Not now, in like 3 minutes because I need to go buy beer.
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>>565516114
Kita+pow Marvey and Flower + Finemo+Topro+flex
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>>565515840
Global is too dead for them to ban cheaters and they don't care about gaijins fighting against bots.
Japs are harsher against cheaters in their own servers, so even popular artists and whales will immediately get banned in their other games(like grubble.)
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>>565512742
>>565516031
the blacklist is actually real? why are you like this /uma/
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>>565516082
>>565516272
Good night
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>>565516010
This is wrong
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>>565516052
Shakur IS cute though?
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>>565515993
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>>565516272
Goodnight anon
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>>565516162
shakur lost the DAHBY to flight by a nose, and got his revenge at kikkasho
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is this viable if I somehow high roll 1k wit and 1.2k pwr? can't really reach 1k stam
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>>565516413
Biwa sex
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>>565516389
all they had to do was execute the terrorist
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>>565516485
900 stam + 1 gold is enough desu
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Shakur has a cute singing voice
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I rubbed a lamp I bought from a garage sale and a genie appeared. He said the next uma posted will become real and become my wife so please don't fuck me on this /uma/ my entire life depends on you.
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>>565516349
That's a skill issue bwo
SS should be the lowroll with that deck
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imagine
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>>565516349
Running both Marvey and Flower is two dead training slots
You’d be better off running one and accepting a slightly lower RB total
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>>565516272
gn bwo
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>>565516556
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPd3qd0hVPk
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>>565512742
>multiple single letter names
Oh I am noticing
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>>565516389
We're reaching discord/x/reddit tier drama
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>>565516517
if the terrorist is executed than the schizo wins
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>>565512742
Those are people that were kicked because they complained about V or flatlined. They did not choose to leave the club.
Post your ID if you want an invite.
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>>565516273
>>565516476
Sounds more like fated enemies to me
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>>565516602
What?
The smell?
A 3p?
Explain.
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>>565516312
I don't need advice, I just have a crap deck and bad luck and a trainee with 0% speed growth
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i have zero context on this club drama. what is even happening
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https://poal.me/nxjgq4
https://poal.me/nxjgq4
https://poal.me/nxjgq4
https://poal.me/nxjgq4
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air shakur is not cute
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>>565516778
Mambo has very powerful members
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>>565516720
here you go bwo give me invite 473563368824
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>>565516843
Proof?
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>>565516745
you can't have characters that actually hate each other, because it would piss off owners and/or the audience
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>>565516870
hey wait a minute, youre in a club bwo...
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>>565516818
I really love my club
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>check club
>two flatliners got culled
>zero drama
comfy
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>>565516818
So these are the clubs pulling the strings...
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>>565516778
Apparently some clubs decided to blacklist Uma&Co and their members at the end of this month and the members are leaving because of it
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>>565516490
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
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>>565513595
>everyone requests shoes
What kinda shoes?
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>>565515957
Literally how are these stats possible
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>>565516870
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>>565517115
yep, it do be like that
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>>565516990
mini-shakur is cute
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>>565517138
Nishino rapists...
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>>565516778
Why the fuck do you care, why are we stilll discussing this. Are we that fucking bored that we NEED to dicuss your club ‘drama’
All of you are so obnoxious.
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>>565516485
Deck + sparks?
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CM13 rooms? Public rooms are no longer safe.
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Why do subhuman niggers join CM rooms with only one uma
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CM14 rooms doko?
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I don't join any clubs because I am constantly procrastinating on hanging myself
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>>565517453
Steal practice partners
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>>565517183
simply high roll
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Merry Christmas!
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>>565517453
because they have black skin
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>>565517308
12 stam + 5 pwr and 11 med
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>>565517506
but you can do that as spectator
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I'm glad I'm not part of a dramafagging club
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>>565517493
In my van! There's also free candy and tanoshii Mahjong there!
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>>565515645
Nice Nature needs to take a shit
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>>565517495
rember happy day
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>>565517493
I made CM14 aces but the last time I made a room none of you NIGGERS joined so I'm not going to make any more HMPH
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>>565514972
You're not supposed to use that many guts cards it's 3 max. You need at least 2 wit no matter what you do. Also
>MLB card at level 25
Anon...

Level pearl and drop Yukino for Sunday or Tachyon and try again.
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Turbo's Twins
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>>565516312
It'd be a fun gimmick for a streamer to do this
>each cm, 8 uma teams are trained following the advice of 24 users (each trains an uma, or 3 users train a team of 3), and as such skills and parents must be chosen by them
>round 1: each team competes once, and the 4 teams with the better performance pass the round
>if individual umas are trainde by individual users, umas with better winrate on loser teams are selected for round 2, rest are glued
>round 2: each team competes twice, and the team with better performance gets to compete on the actual cm
>each participant gets a prize that increases depending on how many rounds their uma clears, i.e. round 1 $5, round 2 $10, B Loser $30, A loser/B winner $50, the winning team gets $100
I give this idea to the world
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>>565517608
These people are no better than online whores with the gossiping
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do you guys actually hate me or is it just JK ?
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>>565517798
You should do it on your umafans.
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>>565516581
Yeah you might be right I've never won a cm
>>565516631
I like Marvey's events and hints better so I could replace Nishino for someone else, as long as that spot and the flex end up with 50 rb since I have 0 gacha 15 rb cards?
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>>565517887
I do hate you.
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>>565517887
Yes, but I'm into hatesex, so it's all good.
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>>565517887
I love you.
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>>565517887
I don't hate you, idiot.
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>>565517801
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>>565517887
Depends on which uma you like
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>>565517987
If I ever become a streamer I will
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>>565518078
Another case of torena rape...
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>>565516581
It should be?
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>>565517887
you're a jk? hot
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>>565517031
destroy all rabi
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i wish cygames wasnt so jewish and just made some outfits you can just buy
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Daiwa Scarlet with her daughter Scarlet Aura
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Monthly reminder that Mambo is a B club and will always be a B club.
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>>565516581
>SS
>lowroll
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>>565518359
damn she got that "aura" as the kids say
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hi
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>>565518396
translation i don't speak hentei
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>>565517887
Just JKs. Theyre too old.
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I don't even know which is shitposting or real anymore. On one hand, blacklisting a club and its members is a stupid idea, but on the other hand, you faggots are the type to pull that off.
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>>565518283
They hate money. Imagine if you could unlock the outfits shown on the SSR welfare cards.
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anons who say SS is a lowroll are probably buhicap users with mlb kitasan, finemo, creek, and ntr
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>>565518419
>that bitchass deck
I'd be surprised if the high roll was SS
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>>565503138
Thank you Mo- I mean Creek...
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>>565517997
Yes, if you like Power cards, Biwa is usable
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Blacklisting a club is a genius idea
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>>565518485
Why the fuck would I want someone who actively makes this thread shittier in my club? Genuine question
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need to read a cafe doujin where she and sunday 3p tore-chan with a focus on oral vacuum
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Did pretty well at the oaks today, bet on every race and broke even
Hopefully I do well for the Derby tomorrow
Does cygames have a tent this year? I couldn't find it
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>>565518485
t. the reason a club is being blacklisted in the first place
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>>565513393
>bond level 8
>total fans 829k
...Huh
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>>565518434
Casual clothes Sweepy... Cute....
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List not comprehensive
https://poal.me/9lx6ji
https://poal.me/9lx6ji
https://poal.me/9lx6ji
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>>565518569
Behold, one of my 8 SS umas ever.
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>>565519064
>ntr mlb
>8 ss umas
Of course
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>>565519024
Many such cases
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>>565519064
>Most likely didn't work on parents
>Has to run Air Shakur for spurt
Grim



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