# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>565151386
>>565518015i like this image
>>565518015
About damn time
>>565518015catshley
Yo where da archives at
https://x.com/thegirlgraves/status/2050396677555814481https://files.catbox.moe/u3exc6.jpeg
sisters are fleshlights
How about a magic trick?
>>565518112>>565205039>video niceIt was nice
>Trying out Better Half>30 minutes in Lua kisses ThiuDamn, you guys weren't kidding with Nemlei also being a fujoshi
>>565519482Slander. Lua is for Tal ONLY.
>>565519482Wait till you get to the part where Lua blows out Thiu's asshole while saying "no homo" before every thrust. There was a close call during one of the thrusts where he almost didn't say no homo and it was some serious morally gray narrative dynamics
Threadly reminder bratty sisters need hard ANAL correction!
>>565519665Where is the Lua and Tal nsfw art?
>>565519665Honestly my brain is too broken by Coffin that I legitimately expected these two siblings that Nemlei wrote to kiss.
>>565518134Cathrielrue my hero
>>565518112>last stop cockDon't mind if I do
>why do you think I'm going to fuck six eyes?
Why doesn't Nemlei upload her other games back on Itch.io?
>>565518615We need more overtly horny Ashley in our lives
Thiubros we're all gonna make it
>>565520503I don't think she wants to do anything, even Coffin merch, until Coffin itself is completed.
>>565520503Probably because it's more profitable to post them on steam. I would like for them to reimplement all their games, including the ones we're not allowed to talk about (once they remove their doxable information from them of course) on any platform though, don't care where it is.
>>565520639Merch probably not dropping until 2028 if that's the case.
>>565520505Andrew and Ashley having loving incestuous sex where they're both into it is going to be a huge character development mark in the story
What would you like so see made into Coffin merch? I'd like a shirt or a hoodie with a subtle design
>>565520754Truke
Give me a full on table/shelf at hot topic
>>565520819I want a fart cloud plushie. Or Andrew/Ashley Fumos.
>>565520996>I want a fart cloud plushieNemlei is throwing money away by not having made this already
>>565520819Pink and Green bunny plushies
>>565520819>subtle design
>>565518112>france must endTOTAL ANGLO VICTORY
>>565518112>try wife ass love
>>565518112>thought children normal...
>>565522092>ANGLOVictory for the entirety of Europe
Todas las promesas de mi amor se irán contigo Me olvidarás, me olvidarás Junto a la estación yo lloraré igual que un niñoPor que te vas?Por que te vas?
>>565518345Ashley has zero ass! She is a plank downstairs! The booty is absolutey...absent! She has irish cheeks, which is to say none at all!
>>565523202Ashley's butt is perfection and I will not accept this slander.
>>565523202>>565523307
>>565523307>>565523457
>>565523202>>565523307>>565523457
Does Andrew have a real chance of being normal?
>>565523202>>565523307>>565523457>>565523557>>565523610
>>565523734No
>>565523116
>>565524304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjUhXbGdLYoComo cada noche despertéPensando en tiY en mi reloj todas las horas vi pasarPor que te vas
I had a dream that Andrew called me and he was very mad because I forgot to pick him up at the airport. I start apologizing, then I realize 1: I never told Andrew I'd pick him up at the airport. 2: I've never met Andrew. 3: Andrew doesn't even exist! I tell him all of this and he just sighs and asks me if I'm coming or not. I tell him I'll be there in 20 minutes and end the call. That's all I remember.
>>565523734No and the new video by Anon is the best explanation of Andrew I've seen. Ironically where I strongly disagree with video essay-kun is that he seems amenable to Andrew potentially redeeming himself, and I just can't see how. I don't believe there's any world where Andrew dies gently, he wants a beautiful dual suicide and a graphic and explosive one at that and he's going to pull Ashley into it no matter what she says. I can't help but compare Andrew to Patrick Bateman, if Patrick actually loved someone.
>>565523734I'd like to believe there's a possibility, I just don't see how. Maybe once he realizes how much Ashley actually loves him will at least ground him in reality and calm some of his more violent urges.
>>565526040I always found it sad that Ashley went along with Andrew's suicide even though she didn't want to die, because the alternative was Andrew killing himself if she left him.
https://x.com/Ink_afterdark_/status/2050121817239486831
>>565527010Missed opportunity by Dandy to point out how Andrew was literally fucking laughing here. He's such a fucking sicko, god imagine being Ashley and hearing that
>>565527215I think he at least pointed out that Andrew had a smug expresion and contrasted that with Ashley being clearly not okay with it
>>565527368>As he condemns her to a meaningless death, he has the most smug, self satisfied face imaginable At this point anyone who is STILL an Andrew yume is just fucking stupid, not even being a teenage girl can excuse the negative media literacy needed to defend him
https://litter.catbox.moe/pb3s79ay7d5o874t.mp4Þiu love Ɛ>
>>565527982I do not consent
>>565528315
>>565527829I mean to be honest if I was younger where I'd care about yumeshipping I'd probably yumeship myself with Ashley even though I know how bad she is.Though the actual problem with yumeshipping is that it's kind of missing the point of the story as it's about the relationship between Andrew and Ashley and not some headcanon ship you came up with or about one's own hussysona.
>>565528829It's ironic that basically every yumeshipper essentially ends up recreating Ashley, both in character design and in their unlimited ignorance of how fucked up Andrew is.
>>565529149They also share Ashley's hatred of Ashley
Maidley!
Maidlia!
Renaid!
>>565531120>Uma Thurman as Ashley>Samuel L. Jackson as Andrew
What happens to souls if you just kill someone without sacrificing them to a demon? And how many demons and realms are out there? Are the people following Demon Summoning for Dummies all summoning ??? or do they also end up summoning other members of ???'s race?
>>565491779>What Lost Painting cover is that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAErZkusd_c
So what were Douglas and Renee's jobs?
>>565533427Douglas is a Customer Service Representative in his father's company. He doesn't know Grandpa Graves gave Andrew a cushier job making more money than he does.Renee is a maid at a three star hotel and has been for a long time. This has earned her additional duties but very little additional pay. She's holding out for a promotion to supervisor and she'll probably get it if nothing crazy happens in the meantime.
>>565531423Act like a nigger, get cast as a nigger.
>>565536683Hey, there's a difference between a black person and a nigger. Samuel L Jackson is not a nigger.
>>565537050He himself would probably tell you he is one
>>565522289>>565523202Andrew can't even keep his hands away from Ashley's backside, he would not say such slander. He would indeed try his wife's ass with love.
>>565526040>can't see either of Our Heroes redeeming themselvesDo you like not believe in a happy ending or something? That's faggy.
>>565527215I don't think Ashley would be too surprised the guy she knows to be very into suicide for a while now is very happy that it's all over.
>>565527829>unironic usage of "media literacy"Whoops, whole opinion invalid now.
>>565502674>with those big muscly arms of yours will get her excited.Off topic but I'm proud to say I'm pretty sure my older sister finds me pretty hot ever since she's been seeing the results of my working out. She keeps feeling my biceps every chance she gets. Is this how sisters feel when you casually rest your head on their tits or put you finger in their beltloops to subtly feel their ass? I ain't complaining, it's nice.
>>565537554Why? How else should I describe the fact that the author didn't simply put XYZ into the game for no reason?
>If we ever get out of here, you should go get your head checked...Have a feeling this is alluding to Ashley's therapy session in Episode 4.
>>565537709>Is this how sisters feel when you casually rest your head on their tits or put you finger in their beltloops to subtly feel their ass?It's more like when you surreptitiously stroke her hair without actually running your fingers through it.
>>565518345callipygian
>>565538221But storking hair isn't really hot, is it? Whereas she giggles like a school girl when I flex my arm.
What if Andrew also liked drawing?
>>565520996>I want a fart cloud plushieWhen you gaze at yourself in the mirror, know that you are my nigga.
>>565541824He is said to be not very interested in visual arts. Same is said for Ashley and literature as well.
>>565523202>She is a plankAnd Andrew is a mop that mopes everywhere.
>>565521186People would start worshipping it.You could make one yourself with a little work, maybe felting would be a simple way to do it.
Sisters are getting chubbier.
Thiccsters
>>565546494>those shortsI fucking love dolphin shorts so much it's unreal
>>565523457I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THESE ARE DIFFERENT ROOMSANDREW ISN'T JUST PEEPING ON HER IN THE SHOWER, HE DOES IT WHENEVER HE GETS THE CHANCE
>>565546550more like delphin shorts
>>565546691It's funny that you say that.
>>565546658Think it might just be one near the closet and one away from it.
>>565546895RAPE
>>565546963You? Okay, if you insist...
>>565530536Her perfect occupation
>>565547043Almost like she was maid to be the subservient underclass.
>>565546494>>565546691Okay I'm saving this as Ashley_Delphin-shorts_01.I need to populate this folder properly.
>>565546494Andrew's sedentary lifestyle is going to take a few years off his life. That outfit is how Ashley can get him to follow her to the gym and get a few more years out of him.
>>565549274They will both start working out after getting their shit together just trust me broSpeaking of which, there are literally no Gymshleys or Gymdrews or anything related to sports and fitness within our edits' disposal, not that I have at least. This is outrageous.
>>565550754Isn't there a Julia in Yoga gear?
>>565549274She'll force him to quit smoking too
Ashley takes it up the ass
Waheey
I HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT SISTERS HATE NIGGERS
>>565530536>good morning, sir. Your breakfast is readyGod, I would get her pregnant on the spot
>>565537709I'm incredibly, insanely jealous of you. I've had a few nbr women acknowledge my gainz these last few months but my sister seems either oblivious out outright indifferent and she was the (most important) reason I started working out in the first place. Not exactly to make her horny but to just look better to her since she's one of the very few women whose opinion I actually value. Congrats anon, your efforts have been fruitful.>>565546443I fucking wish...
>>565537709>>565562390This is fake, women NEVER notice gains. The only people who notice gains are your male relatives. All mothers/sisters do is call you fat and nag you any time you eat then never say anything when you're down 10 pounds, forcing you to be the one to bring it up like you're desperate for their approval
>>565537226Andrew would *say* something like that and then super stealthily cop a feel.
https://x.com/i/status/2050343813164495335
>>565560601How does one even pronounce that?
>>565562867Anon you have something you wanna talk about?
>>565564067>"Goddamnit, Ashley you have no ass.">"Lemme make sure you don't.">SQUEEEEEZE>"Yup, no ass."https://file.garden/aep0ht7dt0EuhYy0/ASSshley%20thick%20squeeze%20get%20big%20fat.jpg
is this true
>>565571073>nigger>bluesky
How much longer, bros?
>>565573646How much longer can Ashley's hair grow!https://x.com/i/status/2050360695435219041
>>565571182This general shows respect for our black sisters
>>565571182That's not bluesky, it's nitter.
>>565518110Nice
I think the siblings should try weed
>>565569680Not particularly
Sisters vs cock, who wins?
>>565580670Depends on the cock.
>>565581120Brother cock?
Where can I find good fanart? Do I really need xitter or deviant art? I tried finding andrew doing heroin, but only found bimbofied ashley, hagcest and pic related
>>565582102Twitter is about as good as it gets for fanart
>>565581795Brock
>>565585337Andrew really is a massive faggot
I wanna be a /calg/ boyyy, baaaabbbyyyyy
Which of Andrew's qualities do you think Ashley values the most?
>>565574084We respect our ebony QVEENS here.
>>565522432They're normal.
>>565587858>Having a penis >Not directing said penis at her
>>565531569>What happens to souls if you just kill someone without sacrificing them to a demon?They await the Day of Judgment, when Allah will decide each soul's fate, and whether they should go to Jannah or Juhannam, based on their actions on Dunya. You cannot sacrifice people's souls to shayatin, for it is Allah's decision to make, not yours, or of the beings from down below. Attempting to do so, however, is a grave sin, and may result in you getting sent to Juhannam (when the time comes), instead of the soul you intended to sacrifice.
>>565571073Yes.Only a real freak would draw this.
Nemlei called me the n word in 2002
>>565591881Are you a tarskin? Did you deserve it?
>>565574084My sister likes to use shampoo that's made for black people despite us being white, I'm not sure what to make of it.
>>565592858Your sister is spiritually black and needs some tasteful colonization
>>565592858My sister uses my body wash randomly for no reason even though she has her own.
>>565593859Do you sniff her often enough to tell or...?
>>565594956Don't fucking worry about it
>>565571073While true, it also led to haggots that project their mommy incest fetish onto Renee and having no interest to the game's basic premise and characterization of its characters. On some level fandoms need to have gatekeeping.
>>565595330You can't really gatekeep a fandom, you can only theoretically gatekeep areas where it concentrates. Secondaries are always going to be a problem, and the only thing you can do is make fun of them and make sure they don't feel like they're included.
>>565592858>shampoo that's made for black peopleWhat does this even mean?
https://x.com/i/status/2050643719309676606
>>565596051Princessley is a little too powerful
June devlog?
if andy asked ashley to fart on him would she
>>565599763Why do you people torture yourselves like this?
>>565600979I offer this one in exchange for a June devlog.
Have sisters fallen?
>>565603074On the contrary: sisters are ascending.
>>565603198To whoredom
>>565520819an andrew and ashley nendoroid
Do you agree that Andrew is a rapist?
>>565606136No, Ashley is technically the rapist and Andrew's the raped lion.
>>565606136Andrew is a fuckin bitch
>>565606136Andrew is fuckin a bitch
>>565606136maybe if ashley didn't rape him first this could've been avoided
>>565606136I do not agree with video essay anon on that one. Did bruised and broken Sadshley giving a disheartened "do what you want" to Andrew with a careless attitude broke my fucking heart and makes me skip that scene everytime I have to play through SnS? YES. But she clearly gave consent. It's sad and maybe even worse than rape now that I look at the way it makes me feel, but it isn't rape. It's not even dubious consent.
Goooooood morning, Andrew!!
>>565612036Almost every night before going to bed I look at pictures of my cute cousin imagining she's my sister and wife longingly until sleep overcomes me. Good night.
Brothers are becoming more irresistible to their sisters
>>565612250I don't even like incest and completely understand why its a taboo (its just annoying that some other taboos have been broken in the name of "progess" but incest is still taboo), I just love my sister.
>>565610582>But she clearly gave consent.TIL why MeToo happened
>>565617151It would be cool if in the next Star Trek show they make they have a couple of main characters that are siblings and also married and they treat it as a normal thing, just a regular ordinary couple in our Utopian future. Just like Star Trek had the first interracial kiss on American television, they have the first incest couple, boldly going where no one has gone before.
>>565619154>they have the first incest coupleI think you might have missed watching a few series pham
>>565610582There's the term "enthuastic consent" where it also requires the other partner to be into it and not feel pressured. So while it's true Ashley did technically consent, she did it in a cynical way in order to keep Andrew around. It goes against the spirit of wanting to have sex if you're not actually into it even when you consent.
>>565619604Stupid term, if you don't want sex just don't consent
>>565619154>Just like Star Trek had the first interracial kissDisgusting, I don't know how interethnic marriage let alone interracial marriage is accepted but incest isn't. I'd at least be fine with sibling incest being accepted assuming it doesn't become prevalent and widespread.
>>565619604That's stupid. Rape by a man is when you pin a woman down and she screams or something, at least usually.
>>565619914There's nothing wrong with incest being more prevalent and widespread let alone accepted, it's just that people should balance it by outbreeding as much as they inbreed as well. Besides let's not fool ourselves, noone in the modern age is going to marry within the family for more than 3 generations in a developped country, and combined with modern technology incest is more suitable for public practice than ever, with all its societal benefits to boot (improvement in the overall gene pool, natural eugenics, strong family unit, steady flow of spouses with marriage and birth rates kept on a constant level, TRUE LOVE, etc etc). And even if they don't beware the consequences and inbreed non-stop, natural selection will take care of them when they eventually turn into radioactive monsters.
>>565614548
>>565623192Why is he so fucking EVIL?
How do you play this game? I can't seem to run it, and it's making me very sad.
>>565628312Are you on Windows XP?
>>565621782Mmm idk man, one of the reasons the West became so good is because the previous family structures were steadily broken down by the church. This forced other people to interact with and trust strangers and institutions, gradually creating the high trust societies that can be observed in the West. Its just speculation but I'd imagine that if sibling incest became prevalent and widespread that it would slowly erode the current structure, hence why I suspect outbreeding (within one's own community and group) should remain the norm.
>>565628820Of course. Hard times have befallen God's green earth, and one must make do with what they've got.
>>565591881
>>565629394Just install Linux you absolute buffoon
I don't blame Jane.
It has to be some sort of discord
>>565631272I would rather install a cactus into my anus; a very prickly one.
>>565632375>suffer worse software support for no reasonYour choice, nigga.
>>565595728Black people have a different kind of hair composition from white people, hope this helps anon
>>565632517Please don't casually throw the term "people" around, but yes blacks do have different hair.
Happy Monday...
>>565632936Happy Monday! By the way, I took $50 from your secret stash, be sure to ask for more overtime to make it back!
>>565632936Mommy Monday
>>565632517Ok but what's different about the shampoo?
>>565634802These gifs always miss the point.The original was funny because the driver purposely swerved off-road to hit a deer.
>>565631928Why is Julian so low res?
>>565634802fucking KEK
How it feels to jerk off to all sorts of Coffin porn and smut without caring
>>565635313I know you're one of those sick bunnycleaver FUCKS
>>565635313How it feels to only goon to lore accurate Coffin porn where Ashley only fuck Andrew, and Renee only fucks Douglas
>>565635681>background made out of foregroundGenius!
>>565635747On model? In character?
>>565635367I've seen porn you people wouldn't believe.
>>565635461Look at the sisters on that sister!
>>565637410
Solo quedan las ganas de llorarAl ver que nuestro amor se alejaFrente a frente, bajamos la miradaPues, ya no queda nada de qué hablar, nada
what the FUCK is this wetback saying?
>>565637909Spanish music is being added to the Coffincore collection
>>565638096Listen here, Essay. You best be hoppin back over that borderwall before me and ICE deport half this thread
>>565638528It's already happening. In fact, it's already happenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAWvtdPAwWUIt's Coffincore. Jeanette is /calg/. Just looked it up and she was born in England to a Spanish mother, but all I have are Mexleys
>>565638528Ya es demasiado tarde, amigo. Sus primos (como yo) ya han llegado.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z6BjHKbmd6I
/calg/? This is starting to look more like /cum/
>>565635313
>>565639969Girls flipping me off is my fetish though
Dinner is served!https://x.com/CambyZawaa/status/2050664096014479796
>>565642242AndyxJulianxThiu crossover NOW
Bored out of my skull writing and rewriting lascivious posts about Better Half and/or Coffin before it occurred to me that maybe I should just go to bed rather than trying to force a conversation
>>565573817why does her face suddenly reminds me of equestria girls?
>>565639356is this a good or bad thing?i never go on /int/ so i have no idea what goes on in that board
>>565643698/int/ is a shithole. Anon was mostly just wanting to bring up that the general is called /cum/, those posts weren't actually like what gets posted on /int/
>>565518015hey i know this image!it's from a video essay about cycle of abuse on episode 3Ahttps://youtu.be/kV9Sj9xLf54?si=k5WUYt6X7WfW7ZTo
>>565643809It's /pol/ for even more retarded people
>>565635313Based
>>565643809I was on /int/ like 5 years ago, it was funThe anon who called it /pol/ for retarded people is absolutely correct
>>565644307Stop shilling your shit video faggot.
What if a misunderstanding put Andrew in a situation where he had to wear a puffy shirt?
>>565645198Andrew defender detected
>>565635367There’s nothing wrong with a little sibling age-gap love. Just watch Koi Kaze you’ll get it.
>>565636432I love that Douglas is happy to see him here.
>>565635313I only jerk off to wholesome sibling incest or gruesome hussy rape stuffs
>>565646079A what?
>>565648717A puffy shirt.
>>565649839Niggas wearing that fruity ass shit prince wore in that basketball gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8LEx9Mw54
>>565646079>>565649839I genuinely dont want to imagine Andrew (a 20 year old with black emo-like hair and twink-like appearance) wearing 18th century clothes
>>565650498NTA but it’s Seinfeldhttps://youtu.be/MXVsZGQPBAQ
Fame!I'm gonna live forever~I'm gonna learn how to fly high!I feel it coming together…!People will see me and cry!!I'm gonna make it to heavenLight up the sky like a flameI'm gonna live foreverBaby, remember my nameRemember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember
>>565645198>>565646170No he’s fucking right you already got the OP image for your self promo after spamming it last thread, the shilling doesn’t need to be MORE pathetic
>>565653318Yeah, FUCK anyone who makes quality OC and wants people to see it. This thread should be nothing but one sentence shitposts.
>>565653563Could have sworn that actually wasn't what he said at all.
>>565653318>/calg/ users talk about anticipated /calg/ OC>which itself is talking about the game>this is a problem and samefaggotry
>>565653563>That video>Quality
>if you do a high quality original content about the game then you must be "le shill"and then you guys keep wondering why nobody goes to this general anymore
Girls stop fighting
>>565654479He's a massive faggot for getting mad about extremely minor shit, whether it's somebody shilling their own stuff or not it's pretty irrelevant, but holy shit man that's a hell of an ego trip.
https://x.com/i/status/2050793775140671507
>>565654479Yeah I mean when you self promo it like 6 times and even snipe the bake to put your thumbnail you are in fact shillingAlso don’t threaten me with a good time, fags be gone
>>565655110Anon just let it go.
>>565653620>anticipated
Back in my day Anons could tolerate a mentally ill Serb talking to himself for 12 hours without getting into such an argument.
>>565655619That was extremely rare and you know it; most of the time somebody would engage because some niggas literally can't help themselves, and I have a sneaking suspicion that when there was no engagement a more "creative" solution was devised.
I just wanna post fanart
>>565655110Holy shit do you really think there's zero organic discussion in this thread?>snipe the bakeThe last thread was on page 10 without a fucking bake you stupid fuck, I woke up expecting a new /calg/ thread only to find we were about to get bumped off the catalog without a single fucking person interested in baking. I'm not even Dandy, I used the picture as the OP because multiple anons requested it (I presume all of them are one guy self promoting) and we have ALWAYS taken the opportunity to use OC as the OP imageAh what the fuck am I doing? I could have saved myself typing all this by remembering pic related
>two autistic niggas getting into a slapfight because one gets mad over extremely minor shit and the second one got his delicate ego bruisedLove the classics.
STOP. FIIIGGGHHTTTIIIINNNNNNGGGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYE9uSEZC0
>>565655619"Tolerate" is not the word for what happened.
>>565655845>do not feed attention to redditorsIs there anything more reddit than live premiering shitty youtube video essays >we have ALWAYS taken the opportunity to use OC as the OP imageFreudian slip
Literally every instance of this exact same pattern of arguing is somebody pretending to troll himself.
>>565656448Bump duty's a tough job
>>565653605>>565653620>>565654479Hello gentlesirs, I too believe this video to be of supreme internets, perhaps Pulitzer writing and Emmy, nay, academy editing. We should all stop fighting and watch, comment and subscribe on the video and hit the bell
>>565656603A proper bumpoid knows that imoutush and sistertitty are the proper bumping implements. The phrasing is intentional.
>>565656687THE ONLY VIDEOS WHORES LIKE YOU MAKE ARE ON ONLYFANS
>>565656775That's simply not true, they also do twitch streams and vtubing. It's like whoring, except they don't even have to pop a titty.
>>565656775kek
>>565656775I asked my sister if she would make an OnlyFans but she lashed out and said she's not a whore
Holy fucking shit, I've got it. A sharing site for siblings to send intimate videos to each other when separated by distance. Onii-Fans.
>>565656775n-no… I-I’m on Patreon… my clothing haul vids are wholesome… why are you so mean?!
>>565656896Why would you ask that?
>>565657003A+. My name idea was OnlySiblings but this one takes the cake
>>565657047NTA but because if she makes an onlyfans you can get those sweet sweet sibling nudes much easier with no risk
>>565657213The idea of your woman showing her nude body to other people should fill you with visceral disgust.
>>565657213I knew a guy who subscribed to his older sister's OF, I think there was some fucked up trauma because she molested him from the ages 8-14
>>565657359Damn. What’s her @?
>>565657213Wrong, it's a shit test. She passed.
>>565657010God, I feel like such shit whenever I see Julia even mildly perturbed.
>>565657010Hmm... thrift store clothing haul vids are pretty cool....
>>565657335they’re pictures nigga. all the chads I’ve ever known share their girl’s nudes themselves, it’s a flex. Especially when they had to pay for it on onlyfans and will never meet her while you can literally touch her.I mean shit, I’d manage it for some cheddar and star as the cock myself in such a situation.It’s too bad for the Graves it wasn’t a thing yet. They never would’ve starved.
>>565658002Anon wants to watch his girlfriend whore herself out to old men for money
>>565658002>anon casually admits to being a cuckold
Wait, when I jack off to my ex’s nudes I’m cucking her husband? How does anyone not get cucked?
>>565658002>all the chads I’ve ever known share their girl’s nudes themselves, it’s a flex.Lie
>>565658002Idubbbz wrote this post
Could she have made it all better?
>>565658518lmao
>>565658506>How does anyone not get cucked?By not associating with whores
>>565658002>all the chads I’ve ever known share their girl’s nudes themselves, it’s a flexThey do that because they don't give a fuck about their cum dumps, retard. How could you be anything but disgusted that jeets and old perverts are paying to crank it to your sister? Brothers need to do better. WAY better.
>>565658542It would've been better than regressing into turboleyley right after
>>565658604It's too perfect to not be bait.>Ridiculous, morally reprehensible act>Unwarranted self-importance>Pretending to not understand things
>>565649839Probably some theater class or something? I don't see any other context that kind of prince stuff would even come up for Andrew.
>>565658260>>565658278>anons won’t fuck their sisters for potential thousands to millions because of some retarded insecurity
At the end of the day. Andy would be too jealous and possessive to share his love's nude body, even digitally.
>>565658542No. She wouldn't be able to resist doing shit like threatening to tell people about them if he didn't do what she wanted, or playing on his fear of taking advantage of her to gain leverage in the relationship. Andrew was right to reject her.
>>565658889>She wouldn't be able to resist doing shit like threatening to tell people about them if he didn't do what she wantedShe wasn't Leyley in that moment and she was well past Leyley by that point. Andrew just can't be certain of that fact and had to assume she was fucking with him.
>>565658876>insecurityAh, so a foid tricked you into believing all this
>>565658998I got drunk with my sister last night and told her to stop being a foid. I don't remember what it was about, but I remember saying it. She took it in strides.
https://youtu.be/YW509PHxvy0Here is an Andrew x Ashley coded song for you Anons
i fucking hate the cunt darkdrew spamming on twitter, all of the new art is getting buried for fucks sake>>565655831me too, though i have been too busy to dig through the usual sites i visit and post back here
>>565658998whatit’s just retarded, I refuse to believe if you dissect the feeling that you think fucking your sister on cam and getting overpaid for it is NTR because you’d be tossing and turning about all the imaginary niggers potentially seeing it on a monitor doesn’t wrap back around to some kind of bitchmade anxiety. No foids required for that conclusion. Like we aren’t even talking about some shit behind your back and I think a foid cheating should legally entitle you to kill them while saying all this
>>565610582>>565619604Ashley wasn't in a position where she was capable of consenting, and she clearly didn't want it. And if you inspect the bed before leaving the apartment Andrew thinks to himself about how she doesn't want it, but he also doesn't care.
>>565659867>Hell hers are probably caused by yoursWait. It’s Andrew’s fault?
>>565659797to preempt anyone making a serious response to this, I have to point out again how this is too perfect to be anything but bait.>Premise is considered reprehensible to most men raised in a first-world country>Implies he's a chad for liking it>Pretends to not understand the issue people take with itIt's the equivalent of saying someone can't buy a house because they eat too much avocado toast. 3/10.
>>565660123I never said I was a chad?
>>565660039>It’s Andrew’s fault?Always was.
>>565658964I don't buy it. We never see her *consciously* throw herself at him like that without some kind of ulterior motive. Given what we know about how she sees sex and relationships I don't think Andrew was just being over-cautious. It's very possible she had some scheme of seducing him away from Julia and saw that moment as a chance to act on it, similar to her plan to use sex to control Andrew during the game. She takes his rejection really hard because she actually does love him, but there's no reason to believe her motives were pure.More importantly, it wouldn't have lasted even if they were because the underlying decay remains unaddressed. They're both insecure and resentful of each other, but now they've had sex. If anything it would make it worse in the long run, like it did in Shots and Such, because Ashley sees it as debasing herself.
>>565661008>We never see her *consciously* throw herself at him like that without some kind of ulterior motiveYeah except that time she was drunk and wanted sex for its own sake because she's actually into him.
>>565661008Wait, women have sex without ulterior motives?
>>565660039No it's Leyley's fault too. None of this would have happened if she wasn't such a psycho.
*chomp*
>uncleavages your sister>feets your sisternothing personnel
>>565661112Well yeah, that's why I said consciously. She's down bad but it's hiding behind seven mental illnesses so it only comes out when her guard is down.
>>565661614>feets your sisterBased
>>565661321not bait but desu maybe it should be treated as such, too many Ashleyless Andrews
>>565661697She wad drunk, not unconscious. It demonstrates that she has the capability to genuinely want sex, and there is no compelling reason to think she had any ulterior motive in that moment considering it was brought on by learning he had a raging broner.
Andrew mansplaining metric vs imperial to Ashley
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNNANOTHER BROTHERDICK HAS HIT THE SISTERPUSSY
>>565662138>metricInferior system for peasants>imperialSuperior system for true patricians
>*hits pipe*What if there was a No Way Home style TCOAAL where the TCOAAL heroes and Coffin of Andrew and Renee heroes, hell maybe even coffin of Douglas and Ashley heroes all come together in the dark dimension and stop lord unnokwn with the power of selfcest incest mix orgy and the power of love
>>565662419If Ashley met the hagmod heroes, she would murder hagmod Renee, hagmod Andrew, and then paranoically murder regular Andrew because she thinks he's fundamentally a whore, before killing herself.
>>565661793>there is no compelling reason to think she had any ulterior motive in that moment considering it was brought on by learning he had a raging broner.Except that she's spent literal years seething with jealousy that Andrew is dating Julia and wants them to break up? That she hates sex but tried to force a sexual situation with Andrew and kept at it even when he reacted badly, just like she does when she's trying to seduce him in Episode 3? That we also know she sees sex as a tool for control, and she's obsessed with controlling Andrew? I'm not saying it's solely about power but saying power couldn't possibly be a factor is just ridiculous.
>>565662547I’ll steal the pen and hook up hagmod Andrew with a harem of double Ashley and Renee
>>565662650okay buddy
>>565662650>she hates sexExplicitly confirmed not canon and idk why anyone would glean this from the game anyway
>>565662650I think that point of that scene was that the Leyley mask couldn't hold under the influence of alcohol. Ashley (not Leyley) is a romantic and very much not asexual.
>>565662419>hell maybe even coffin of Douglas and Ashley heroesThat's a thing?
>>565662930I still don’t know. I saw a picture and someone mentioned it too, but I also thought it was a joke
I LOVE ANDREW GRAVESI WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR ANDREW GRAVES
>>565662782How is this >>565659867 not her hating sex?>>565662792I agree, but for multiple reasons she won't normally let herself be vulnerable in that way.
>>565663168>not her hating sex?Because she wanted him in SnS. She pretends to hate sex.
>>565663168>how is being date raped not hating sex
>>565663168Leyley hates sex. Ashley doesn't.
>>565663168She's just does have some retarded chud stance about sex, because muh morals from evangelical talk shows and too adult like etc. She doesn't hate sex, that's why she fucked Andrew after drinking one sip of booze and lost all her inhibitions. Nemlei already explained it
>Ashley hates sex!>She was date rapedIs there a link to this discord so I can get an early warning to these raids?
>>565663314>>565663627>pretends not to understand things I should have realized sooner.
>>565663779How would Ashley's life have changed if she never watched The 700 Club?
Fuckin hag mod pisses me off because it wasn’t what was advertised at all. All the fuckin memes and art make it seem like it’s gonna be mommycest paradise, main game’s sexual tension and all, but then you get to it and it’s dry as hell.I don’t even think the author is hot for Renee, what was even the point?Even just literally swapping roles between Ashley and Renee with sprite swaps and line edits so mom is a skin for sister instead would’ve been preferable.
>>565663797>pot calling the kettle black>Durr ashley hates sex!Dude we see this fucking bait at least three times a month
>>565663779 truke
>>565657213>>565657359White guys be like "I subscribed to my sister's onlyfans"No wonder your race is dying holy shit.
>>565663779>retarded chud stance about sex, because muh morals from evangelical talk shows and too adult like etc.That's what I meant, and I literally said that in at least two posts. What are we even arguing about at this point?>>565663878Okay fine, you're just a retard.
>>565663849she would feel at least 20% less guilty overall
>>565664031>Okay fine, you're just a retard.>Says the guy insisting Ashley actually hates le sexYour routine is tired, your bait stale, and your bed sisterless.
>>565662351>tfw you see your sister naked for the first time after deciding to peep on her changing
>>565663627>date rapedLolno. She wasn't upset the next morning because of the booze/she felt taken advantage of, but because of crisis bargaining theory: Ashley had been projecting an image of being "not a whore" and wanted Andrew to believe that sex is something he has to fight for, because she's otherwise terrified of him in SnS. It's difficult to credibly present sex as a concession if the other party knows that sex is comfortably behind your actual red line and not a cost you internalize.TL;DR SnSley wanted to use sex as a carrot to make Andrew behave, which no longer works if he knows she wants sex herself.
>chud stance on sex>it's not to he a promiscuous whoredo zoom zooms really? I thought you faggots had a natural aversion to anything sexual
>>565664440Having sex with your spouse is fine
>>565664373In my defense I refuse to play decay this analysis sounds like it tracks tho
>>565664440You should want to break the bed with your husband or wife.
>>565664519>In my defense I refuse to play decayNigger
>>565664586I want to finish my first playthrough and my ending hasn’t come!
>>565664373What would happen if Ashely just fucked Andrew like they are a couple? She clearly doesn't care about what others think, but does she think Andrew would get bored of her and drops her after a while? I mean she's pretty retarded, that's why I have issues following her logic sometimes
>>565664670Andrew has nearly murdered her multiple times and frequently gives her Irish sunglasses. Ashley will take any power over him she can get.
Sex, with sisters.
>>565664476>>565664574This isn't my contention. I actually fully agree. Monogamy isn't some chud stance, is what I'm trying to say. Zoomers have very confused sexual morality. Uplifting whores who sell their body on the internet, or feed into someone's mental delusion. But for some reason they also kevetch about some tits being show in old movies.
>>565664670>What would happen if Ashely just fucked Andrew like they are a couple?
>>565664750No anon, it's, "Sex. With sisters."
>>565664750but that's wrong
>>565664750i'm skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may
>>565664789Ashley supporting monogamy is based, it's her belief that enjoying sex even with her husband makes her a disgusting harlot that's crazy.
>>565664794Sex; with sisters.
>>565664743Ah yeah, it would probably be way different for her if he was nice and gentle. That game make me sometimes forget that they together are making everything worse for themselves, at least in the sns route
>>565665160Sis? Kiss.
>>565664789Ashley's stance on sex itself is the chud stance. Like sex itself is bad somehow, unless it's when your married. While everyone who does have sex outside of marriage is instantly a hussy. There is a grey zone between that and a literal whore who fucks a different guy every week
>>565664519
>>565666025It seems a little *too* perfect, don't you think?
>>565664670Ashley doesn't think they can be a couple. In her mind she's a worthless, evil subhuman nobody could ever love.
>>565666408>she's a worthless, evil subhuman nobody could ever love.that hits hard
>>565666408>In her mind she's a worthless, evil subhuman nobody could ever love.And she's right.
>>565658278>People are jerking off at home watching you have sex! You’re a cuck!!!Good to know we still have plenty of good ol fashioned retards on this site
>>565666827Imagine trying to not only rekindle an argument after it died, but doing so with an iToddler filename and the classic "pretending to be retarded" maneuver.
>>565628904That same exact tradition went too far and made people cattle to their own governments and destroyed the family unit as it went extreme. Really the reason I support incest is because it's purging against deleterious genes in an ideal environment while enhancing the sophisticated ability that a certain lineage has (like cheetas being very good sprinting, because they're inbred as fuck, or any special breed of dog for that matter), and also because it preserves generational wealth and provides a steady flow of constant marriage across the population. Let's not forget one of the reason the West is now outpopulated by the third world is because they constantly marry and have children, which inbreeding is a huge helper at.I think the ideal society shouldn't look down on inbreeding (as long as it's consensual and close in age, it would be good that they still dislike parent-child incest etc) while being very judgemental towards extreme forms of outbreeding such as racemixxing. In such a society, you will see that the elites are always inbred like it's Ptolemaic Egypt or Iranian Antiquity.
>>565666025Hey I played the game, not my fault my route is unfinished. No alt timelines for me until this one’s seen through
>>565667047>the reason I support incest is because it's purging against deleterious genes in an ideal environmentOh my god please die.
>>565667196NTA but incest is eugenic, provided natural selection is in effect.
>>565666960damn nigga went straight madeverything’s bait when you bait yourself
>>565635313Gooner degen. I can't bring myself to even think about Coffin while jorkin' it. Although some fanart really tempt me at times, if I jork it to Coffin, I'm afraid it would be just another one of the other masturbation materials I have in my sick addicted head. I can't do that to Coffin, it's too holy for me.
>>565667242What the fuck are you even saying?
>>565667252Break the chains of denial and discover who you were meant to be. Be beautiful in sin.
>>565638528Essay? You mean the video essay? Or the anon that makes those? I am not him but I can link his essay to you..>Finndrew never met a spic in his entire life
>>565667252For real. It'd be barely a step above jacking off to my actual IRL friends.
>>565667332that when you reply to what you think is bait and your best counterpoint is file names you’re doing it to yourself
>>565640243You would get turned on by a rock if it fell on your head and hurt you.
>>565667495Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
>>565653318I'm sure that's not video essay anon, he's not like that. Also what do you mean spammed it? I genuinely replied to his post when I saw it.
>>565667517what?
>>565667679what?
>>565655619>without getting into such an argument.I WISH they fucking didn't, but y'all niggaz always replied to the shotafag. Good times...
>>565656896Basedster.
Andrew is literally an incel using the redpill strategy of spiking women's cortisol + constant push pull. The only two women he ever pulled were via manipulation. You know it's true.
>>565659867>it was rape because MeTooShe verbally gave consent. Again, it was sad and maybe even worse than rape for me with the depressive impact it left. But it wasn't rape.
>>565667623Anon...
>>565667886>She verbally gave consenthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coercion
>>565663067BOW, FLOOZE
>>565667886>”Dubious consent is still consent”
>>565667379No way fag.>>565667495I do that... Now you made me feel bad.
Ashley would’ve wanted your cummies in her name, can I get an amenAshley is good
>>565667934>>565668037>alcohol is le magic spell
>>565668113>>565667495My biggest loads have always been from jacking off to my sister...
>>565668268what
>>565668268
>>565667934>>565668037Made up modern Internet terms. He said "I can do it better" and she said "You can if you want" and they had tragic sad sovlless sex. Again again again, that may be even worse than straight up rape, but he didn't even do his usual le ultra super sick cycle path manipulation on her to "coerce" her. He just suggested and Ashley herself felt nothing about it anymore and had already got to the conclusion that sex is only transactional and whorish by design. This is such a female idea of rape, please I beg of you anons!
>>565668343Female game.
>>565668343>n-no, I clearly meant the other sex after the drunken rape sex
Why is /calg/ so fast today?
>DUI>Officer there must be some mistake, I was drunk, I was incapable of making decisions!
>>565668343>he didn't even do his usual le ultra super sick cycle path manipulation on her to "coerce" herMan I wonder if there's any reason Ashley would be scared of Andrew and acquiesce to his sexual demands
My sister was preparing the chicken for the family barbecue and while she was cutting I took the smallest but if raw meat imaginable and put it in my mouth. She looked at me like I was a sick monster for that with a face of pure disgust and I just told her to "keep cutting".Later my aunt asked her if the amount of spice she added was enough and she couldn't make it out by just looking because she's not the ideal housewife yet, so she hesitantly licked her salmonella covered fingers to taste and laughed with me. My girl is just like me, I'm so proud.It was cute and I wanted to share it. Thanks for reading my blogpost.
>>565668575They all woke up early to go to church and the mosque later
>>565668575Lots of "pretending" to be retarded
>>565668343>coercion>dubious>made up internet terms
>>565668919I hate Slutmas, Christmas should be pure and wholesome!
>>565668592>okay anon, who took advantage of your inebriation to get you to drive drunk?
>>565668998>>565668851I fucking saw that
>>565668606Is she that scared of that? She defied him to his face and told him to just beat her up again if he wants to. I understand the coercion argument but this doesn't really strengthen it in my opinion. When I imagine rape, I imagine the type of stuff that the average raptophile here fantasizes and dreams about and wants to see in the game. The one in SnS is just lame sad "rape". Not real honest-to-God hard-earned rape (with no quotation marks). Ashley feels more violated after the drunk sex in the SnS epilogue thingy, and that is more accurately rape.Keep in mind that I am not a Westerner and maybe that's why these faggy conceptions of rape doesn't cut it for me. 'Tis what it is.
>>565668851>>565668998
>>565669027Fuck you no you didn’t
>>565669052HELP THEY CAUGHT ME FUCKIN SLIPPING
>>565660123Thank you for the based thorough takedown anon. Utterly brickwalled into silence
>>565668719I just replied to the coercion one because it was a similar argument but "dubious consent" is absolutely a made up Internet term. It's intended to be a fetish term, in fact.
>>565669036>spoilersYeah that makes sense. You people come to our countries to fuck preteen girls at playgrounds then affect amazement before the courts when you are sentenced for rape. Nevertheless, Ashley was not in a position to say no, both of them knew Ashley didn't want it, and both of them knew Ashley was afraid of being killed if she said no.
Route predictions? I think:>Cliffhanger will be you either giving Andrew and Ashley a clean slate, or through the power of true love reaching a way better way they can be together. >Burial Sane will act as a mirror to Cliffhanger route, with siblings reaching some sort of peace with each other after a psychological deconstruction of Ashley's mind. Maybe some sort of resolution Ashley proposes where they just start over and be better.>Burial insane is going to be weird Ashley/Andrew('s perceived love triangle) with Six Eyes. In reality he's just trying to get a way to summon LU consistently, and so she appoints Ashley as the leader. Difference is Andrew out of pure unbridled jealously will be to far gone for LU to do any mental help for him. And I can see it ending pretty terribly. Maybe once all the cultists are dead Andrew and Ashley elope and thus leads to the vision, which then their deaths or incarnation happen immediately after
>>565669341~~anon~~ retard, dubious is a real word
>>565669443Julia will learn the truth about Nina's death in Burial. Ashley will say sorry to her
>>565669568Yeah but dubcon is a tag in the unfortunate world of women's fucked up fanfiction.
>>565669596What if Julia turns evil and tries to kill them instead
>>565669596more like:
>>565669403Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't even say where I'm from... Anyway I'm not from a country whose people go to your countries to form rape gangs.>Ashley was afraid of being killed if she said noSnShley barely cares about life and she would happily accept death if Andrew wanted it, and Splat! is a testament to that. Yes she was the one to insist on keeping on living but if she truly didn't want to "defile" herself with sex as she perceives it she could've said "no" and Andrew would NOT just kill her right then and there for that, that's just straight up false and insane. If she refused sex for the rest of their lives like she does in that new Burial ending Andrew might've gone nuts because of it, but he wouldn't kill her for refusing him the chance redeem his previous lame sex.
>>565669671But Julia is the platonic ideal of good! She could never. She is such a sweet bundle of love!
The TCOAAL fandom is pretty cool because the source material is extremely degenerate so the people who join fandoms just to weaponize morality don't really bother with it. But there are a few still. It's weird... they tell you that the incest is actually a critique on why incest is bad (it's fucking not, the game is clearly a glorified zuko x azula fanfic. i love it for that btw) and then they start complaining about the r34 and lecturing you about "media literacy".
>>565669568Yeah but you know which term I meant when I said made up, especially after I explicitly stated which one it was later. Cunt.
>>565669443>Burial InsaneThey finally consolidate together after some adventures with six eyes and LU and start being lovers without guilt and kill Julia>Burial saneThey finally consolidate together after some adventures with six eyes and LU and start being a sister and brother and move on with a normal life and apologise to Julia>DecayThere's going to be a fight with andrew/lord unknown and ashely/??? which Lord Unknown will win and both A&A will end up as new demons doing what LU and ?? did but togehter and kill Julia
>>565669767>she would happily accept death if Andrew wanted it>Splat! is a testament to thatNo.
>>565669846Did you copy this from twitter?
>>565669846The incest in this game is a complete distraction from the actual problems with Andrew and Ashley's relationship, and by fixating on the incestuous aspect so much Andrew is able to pretend that's his only problem and that he otherwise dindu nuffin. And when you look at how twittards react to this game, it's no wonder he believes his own bullshit.
>>565669925You just posted an image of her accepting it. Of course she doesn't like it, she doesn't want to die and I never said that. But she submits to his will as always.And of course you ignored all the rest of the things I said. Would Andrew kill her for refusing him ONE sex ONE time? Absolutely not.
>>565669879Consent is also a real word, I understand you’re struggling with that one’s concept though
>>565670085>You just posted an image of her accepting itLeave it to the third worlder who doesn't understand what consent is to think she's happily accepting it here.
>>565669846>source material is pretty degenerate Nigga, you haven't seen what degenerate looks like.
>>565670131Why are you trolling me!? What did I ever do to you??
>>565670085>Would Andrew kill her for refusing him ONE sex ONE time?
>>565670348It’s our love language
>>565670218Yeah cope. She jumped herself even though she didn't want to, just like she admitted to sex even though she didn't want to. If that's your idea of rape, good luck man.
>>565670419I still don’t know if I can count burial at sea as any form of canon because it’s presented as a joke like an April fool Easter egg
>>565668343>>565669036>>565669767>>565670085>>565670505
>>565670419I already explained this one. She refused him sex FOREVER in that one, saying it would NEVER happen, that's why I specifically said ONE sex ONE time. It's like you guys don't even listen to me.
>>565670505Enthusiastic consent is vital don’t make the same mistakes I did
>>565670547For the Tardrew vision, Nemlei said everything was in-character except for the inciting incident (Andrew suffering a lobotomy). I don't see why Burial At Sea would be any different.
>>565670662So wait… wouldn’t that mean Ashley saying Never was out of character?
>>565670598I'm Russian, pic related lol. And I already said there are other instances of rape in the game >>565669036 it's not like I have no concept of consent at all. This one just doesn't feel like it for me and I've stated my arguments for it. No need to lose our courtesy anons.
>>565670925>picDenghit bobbhi
>>565670636Noted, I'm sorry anon.
>>565670923I don't know and I can't figure that out right now I'm too horny
>>565670923That's right. There ain't no brakes on the incest train.
How many mommyfags here? Or is it only Ashleyfags?
>>565671758This is a sibling neighbourhood.
>>565670925>spoilerSorry to hear that, anon. I hope they find a cure soon.
>>565671758I still don’t get how you can draw eye bags hot like that, even ingameIt’s crazy that we got the best mommycest and sistercest icons in just one game
What if Ashley was your mother
>>565672793*were
>>565672793Oh my god. Would I love her more???What the fuck did you just awaken in me. I didn’t know this about me.Someone HAS to have an Ashley eyebag/thick Hagshley edit or art right??
>>565673070
>>565673070another one
>>565673070And my fav:
>>565673615Stop replying to yourself
>>565673745Ashley tearing up her circumcised and sewn up vulva to emerge for Andrew.Brings a tear to my eye.
>>565674363Anyone else notice an uptick in samefag accusations in the past few threads?
>>565669846I'm fine with porn, the problem I have are people who shallowly engage with the game to only goon to the porn (or worse project their shitty mommy fetish unto Renee) while claiming they're "fans".
>>565674519He's literally stating he's replying to himself though. I wouldn't just accuse of samefag otherwise.
>>565675361>He's literally stating he's replying to himself thoughMotherfucker, he asked for Hagley pictures and _I_ started dumping a few of them.
>>565674974Call me Braddrew with how I hit JACKPOThttps://youtu.be/Dxo76seiwJw?si=VDAWg2pa1BgnnQyA
>>565675430>Markdown
>>565672793I'd rather imagine Ashley as my older sister
>>565675659>Literally uses markdown himself (>)>mocks the use of markdown
>>565675430Oh, okay sorry then. But you can see how it can seem like the same guy.
>>565675725Though older male - younger female has been known and recognised throughout history as the ideal male-female dynamic, there's something very intriguing and fun about a slightlly older big sister figure and a younger guy having it on. Especially how the older one in childhood is the protector or custodian for a while until the guy becomes a big boy and takes on that role and becomes the dominator in the relationship, that's so nice.This has nothing to do with the fact that my sister is the older one. Nope, not at all. What does that have to do with anything?.. Haha, silly...
>>565675725>>565676074Nemlei robbed us
>>565675725He's shaking her ass lol
>>565676265Boing boing
>>565675659https://groups.google.com/g/comp.os.minix/c/wlhw16QWltIOne of the most famous internet debates of all time, from 1992 (ie before you were born). Go Ctrl+F "_" to see that, in the absence of rich text, underscores have been used for emphasis since forever.
>>565676664Unc brought out the logs
>>565673273>>565673452>>565673615Thanks anonShe one cooky chick
I'm not literally Andrew. In fact, I am literally the oppositeI am a completely ordinary and normal person who wants to fuck my sister because she's my sister but I have no actual romantic attraction to her
>>565664005>No wonder your race is dying holy shit.All races are experiencing declining fertility, us Aryans and the Chinks are getting hit first because our societies are more developed and we are still at the forefront of human development.
>>565667047>That same exact tradition went too far and made people cattle to their own governments and destroyed the family unit as it went extremeI partially agree that it went too far and we now have rampant individualism, however alot of that other stuff can simply be attributed to cultural marxists/leftists breaking down the cultural fabric of Western society ever since post-1945. That is to say that the issues plaguing our Western countries are driven by stupid ideologues. Anyhow, elites being inbred (at least partially) is quite common outside of the Middle-East as well. Many Western elites (specifically the old Nobility and the Crown) were sometimes inbred in order to secure inheritance.
>>565664750Sexster
>>565677391>who wants to fuck my sister because she's my sister but I have no actual romantic attraction to herWhy do you want to fuck her then? I don't really get the incest fetish, I just want to fuck my sister because I developed a romantic attachment with her when we were young and I don't want to let go of it.
>>565678727>Why do you want to fuck her then?Because I have an incest fetish. If it makes sense, having sex with my sister is hot because she's my sister, not because I think my sister is actually hot
>>565678727>2026>/calg/ is still denying platonic incestffs
>>565678901Platonic incest is heresy against delphism. One should love their sister because of who they are and not just simply because they're your sister.
>>565679142>One should love their sister because of who they are and not just simply because they're your sister.See this guy gets it
If you’re not in love with your sister you’re fucking her for convenience
>>565679142That is not in opposition to platonic incest
>>565678796I just don't get it, maybe its because its the opposite for me but I don't necessarily get turned on by my sister just because she's my sister (I get turned on cause I love her, she is the best thing in my life, she also has a fat dumpy).
Why didn't Andrew and Ashley rob their grandpa instead of their parents? They didn't like him and I feel like he would've been an easier mark.>>565670925They ruined so many childhoods...
>>565679326I mean it's good practice, especially if she's a town bicycle. She can teach you a thing or two.
>>565679326Is that so wrong?
>>565518015>>565644307The Andrew hate bandwagon is going to be insufferable this month won't it?
>First cannonical event we see if the birth of Andrew>Final cannonical event we see is Ashley reading a pregnancy testPottery.
>>565681001Kill Andrew. Behead Andrew. Roundhouse kick Andrew into the concrete. Pummel Andrew to death. Gun down Andrew in the street. Club Andrew with hammers. Slam dunk Andrew into the trashcan. Defecate in Andrew's food. Launch Andrew into the sun. Stir fry Andrew in a wok. Toss Andrew into active volcanoes. Judo throw Andrew into a wood chipper. Twist Andrew's head off. Crush Andrew in the trash compactor. Eat Andrew alive. Tear off Andrew's arms. Stomp Andrew's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Andrew alive. Drown Andrew in fried chicken grease. Dissolve Andrew in a vat of acid. Kick Andrew down the stairs. Feed Andrew to alligators. Slice Andrew with a katana. Drink from Andrew's skull. Strap bombs to Andrew. Trap Andrew in in a crate. Total Andrew death.
>>565681523NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565681001It has been for the last month. It's fine though, I wish they just didn't wish disaster upon one of the main characters because the happy ending trust the plan will be with both of them.
>>565679326>you’re fucking her for convenienceThat's... not a bad description, honestly. I mean, I'm not actually having sex with my sister, but I want to because it's convenient >>565679575Every anon has their equal and opposite anon
>>565681001>bandwagonYeah, bro. Everyone who dislikes Andrew is a member of my discord and we're all out to get you. None of us have ever played this game or seen how Andrew treats Ashley in SnS or how he treated her in the last devlog. Truly how can anyone explain the general opinion about Andrew changing as we get more updates involving him being awful. This must be the work of a bandwagon
>>565667886>She verbally gave consent.>>565668343>she said "You can if you want"Holy kek this is the "because of the implication" bit from It's Always Sunny, but done seriously. "The woman under the implicit threat of violence with nowhere to run did not directly say no, that means it's not rape!"
>>565681001Fuck em. He's an asshole, just like his mom.
This has never been an issue for me since I always notarise my consent>But sexual consent is revocable!We have sex in the notary office, of course
>>565681001Just wait for Cliffhanger part 2 where Andrew saves his sister wife from the entity and redeems himself.
>>565683940You guys aren't ready for the true final boss.
Millennial Douglas and Renee
What if Ashley and Thiu went on a date?
>>565686841Andrew would split Thiu in half, literally
>>565686249Renee needs to be fatter, Dauglass either needs a prolapsed ear hole or a beard.
>>565686249Now canon ever since Nemlei retconned Ashley's birth to the 90's
>>565687535My wife Renny is forever 17
>>565687503No way fag, currently they'd be gen x instead of boomers. Millennials became adults between 2005-2012.
>>565687428>prolapsed ear hole
I see the Renee reaction image posted here a lot but I don't think I've seen the actual comic posted
>>565687743Us millennials were fucking retarded and mutilated ourselves with ear gauges.
flying spaghetti monster
>>565682605Another prison siscon
