Previous: >>565519396>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Ass Groove
DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY
I HATE WINNING TICKET.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>565540893TAISHINTAAAIIIIISHHIIIINNNNTAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN
Digitan LOVE
OBOETENAI KOTO MOTAKUSAN ATADAROOOOOUDAREMO KAREMO SILHOUETTE
CM13 (Tōkyō Yūshun) (Japanese Derby) is the most dishonest of all the CMs
>>565540893NE NE NE NE NE NE TAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
>>565541018this but unironicallywe should go back to xog + 2 doms
>>565541078I think we should all use umas that we like to win the dahby.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/3o8ZSphttps://jiggie.fun/3o8ZSp
>>565541128>dia>maruzensky>dobersee you guys in B I guess
>>565541018How so? Isn't it a good thing that everyone can use redshift?
>>565541078>>565541128Rooms are just one late surger and 2 doms and stam debuffs so same thing
Ah shit guys, I think I'm in love with Lucky Lilac.
Is anyone running winning ticket ace for upcoming cm?
>>565541163UWAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR UMAS IS SO TOUCHING UWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>565541214yeah but im an open league babie
why the fuck is mcqueen in dia's career so much
Ffffuuuuuuuu she's so horrificly overstammed. I wish haruten wasn't such a coinflip else I would have not bought BofA. This'll have to do for the time being, my dick can't take much more.
no more TickezoSpe won the daahby too, you know
>>565541473Is she any good for CM13?
>>565541391holy oinkers
>>565541214My team involves previous derby winners such as Ticket, Ayabe, then an actual Ace Nature with no debuffs
>>565541473A FELLOW DAAAAAHHHBBYYYYY WINNER IS ALWAYS GOOD
>>565541473I wish I had Spe, I would have used her on every CM
>>565541561I used 3 selectors and a crystal to MLB Fine and, I know you aren't going to believe me, but all those Vodkas came off scamchas (free + paid)
>>565541208If you look at the lobbies and hakaraku and see >>565541212
>>565541473And many others.
Wait when do we get main chapter part 2? I want supreme racist spe alt
Okay Ticketfags, you're going to win this CM with her right? You're not afraid to make a vow here that you'll win the Derby with her right?Why don't you let me in and show me your Ticket ace?
Oguri would win the Dahby
this thread will be gayer
ISE NO SE DE FUMIKOMU GOAL LINE BOKU RA WANANI MO NANI MO MADA SHIRANU >>565541006Silhouette is such a fun and great song that it made me finish the entire shippuden minus fillers and also because of THAT Frank video
>>565541878Somewhere around this time
>>565542006Mmm no>>565541884Still working on Maru parent. Will get back to you
This thread will max WIT
Le Valet d'Coeur Grandson of Symboli Kris S and Grand Grandson of Neo Universe wins the last allowance race in tokyo for today
Winning Ticket14 starts, 6 wins, 1 second, and 2 thirds ¥424,125,000Sirius Symboli26 starts: 4 wins, 4 seconds, 2 thirds.¥143,100,000.
4 CLOCKS USED DURING JUNIOR YEAR AWARD
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>>565537160LET'S FUCKING GO CROIX
G2 winner World's End with his sash
Holy shit this NHK MILE CUP will have 3 Horses with Argie mothers>CavallerizzoSaturnalia x Balladist>HorneroSatono Diamond x Life for sale>ValsecitoKizuna x MalacostumbradaAll of them jobbers btw Hornero will get that W
>>565542252Deserved, dumb Dotofag.
>>565542350I can’t not choose Tickezo. The Mr Sperm meme is too funny to not choose her
what's the ballpark average of carats we can get our hands on per month? I wanna know how padded I can get before I start rolling on umas that caught my heart
>>565542214They really named their horse Hennessy
Last Thread
med S and it would've been over, unfortunate
>>565542450(((carat calc))) says 20K
>>565542350Is it also forced for them, or do they actually want to marry me?
i need a club
>>565542508Anon can i see your deck?
>>565542620here you go
>>565542508Do you just have god tier parents? I can't even get close to 1200 speed and 1200 wit even with Kita/NTR/CB/Fine
All races from today are done, thanks as always to keiba anons and anons for watching, if a horse you picked won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterTwo derbies later today, I hope everyone is here to watch them and may the horses be safe
>>565542508Umallah is with youDo not despairSoon
>>565542471Danchou's side club?
>>565541719She spooked me a few days ago while I was pulling for Cheer King.I will never use her.
>>565542663I see I see Thank you for the deck!
>>565542715Based
>>565541875Yes but none of them would have been able to defeat Ticket at the dahby, because they didnt want it as much as Ticket did.
>>565542715Thank you for keeping us updated! Tomorrow surely my nigga Admire Terra will win
How do club ranks work exactlyWhy does a club with a higher ranking than another have a worse letter grade?
>>565542608Why wouldn't they want to marry you? they're so ugly and unpopular they would take anyone.
>>565542471>Uma&Co fun
When is Kentucky?
>>565542681not anything too special, inspos were midthe ryan borrow 114361802670
>>565542954
>>565542508>Pump instead of Red shift.>SteadfastBut yeah thats a pretty good uma anon.
I'd like a Dia burger
>>565543008ITS SO CLOSE
>>565543008Oooooh I am hyped
>>565542871It doesn't? Though the rank is derived from the placement the last month, while rank updates daily
I'm sick and tired of never inheriting gw from my parents is this deck good enough? I'm borrowing Narita Top Road and using my own 0guts Bakushin, but I'm seriously considering swapping falco in her place because she has godly hints and prudent positioning. What do I do if I want to actually aspire to get into win group A cm?
>>565543054if you gotta pick between MPB and pump are we taking MPB
>>565542508>>565542978I am told that inheriting Red Shift is more important than Beyond and to keep Dober as a grandparent to try inherit it.
She's missing one green but I'll take it.
>>565543054>>565543172rice is in charge of 5th position and aboveayabe belowit's all been taken into account
My club kicked me for no reason...
>>565543193>he actually made rice front
>>565542390fuark that's a cool name
>>565543249been doing it for 3 CMs by now
>>565543316scratch that, this is the fourth CM actually.
>>565542390SEKAI NO OWARIDEUMARETA HIKARIIMA KAZE NO NAKAAAAAAAAAAAA
Maguin
I have returned from my japan trip! luckily got to play overseas (no idea why but my mobile carrier still made the game think I was in USA..) but couldn't post here because every IP over there was permabanned for CP (even the hotels...)I was in japan for a lot of non-uma reasons but I will say:>uma plushes were fucking nowhere, only figures>the figures were dirt-cheap and 99% of them were pre-owned (got a falco in a swimsuit for essentially 3$ USD)>Uma had a small-ish presence in general in japan, even in weebland akihabaraAlso JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THE CAPCHA AWFUL NOW ITS ONLY BEEN TWO WEEKS GUESS I'M POSTING NEVER NOW, FOUR FUCKING MINI GAMES A POST?
>>565543598sex
cesario, the japanese superstar, doesn't get shit. buena vista barely gets shit. meanwhile the jobbing sack of shit who only won a singular g1 and it wasn't even on japanese soil, and his dog shit family where only one was truly successful by being a triple crown, get thrown merch again and again. I'm surprised they didn't even announce more today seeing as how they're hell fuckin bent in kneeling down and sucking the clan's dick. all for a group of uma with tourist fans. it's pathetic.
>>565543598>>Uma had a small-ish presence in general in japan, even in weebland akihabaraHow so? What's the current hottest thing?
#mejiropower #mejirowinning
>>565543690k-k-kino!?
>>565543690replacing ryan with palmer
>>565543635I like this series of posts. I hope the seethe never leaves you
>>565543690these girls deserve more than the gold kkklan does
>>565543690OUR HERO mcfat and friends
>>565543690based
>>565543598god I need to set aside time for my own JP trip before the yen strengthens over the dollar, my stock portfolio couldn't grow any faster
>>565543598i wish i could go there even to experience it so congrats, i've heard figures can go cheap if you try bothering with what they call junk zone, and the quality isn't even that bad despite being pre-ownedcongrats on the travel
>>565543635
>>565543598Recycle shops are the best in JP. I have a Laisu figure that I was able to buy for 5$ and a Teio thoroughbred collection for 18$
>>565543728ryan is cute, CUTE!
>>565543690Treat your Mejiros to a good dinner for their good work, bwo.
It's been a while since we did this. Show us your wives /uma/
>>565543948
>>565543656There was a SHIT TON of nikke, pretty so-so amount of hoyoslop, but honestly 50% of it I straight up didn't recognize, a lot of it gave Im@s vibes but I don't think it was that, idolshit all kind of blends together>>565543796>>565543818I bought a pretty decent bit of uma stuff and vtuberslop and I don't think I even got close to 100$ total, I ran out of bag space far before money since I was buying other stuff for my sister
>>565543690Mejiro name status: honoredMEJIRO MEJIRO
>>565544002holy fuck I need that rickeygood stuff anon
>>565543948How would this indicate my wife? I've been trying to get a 3* blue from Rudolf since the start of this game, and that's all theres to it.
>>565543948El's only high because of dirt CM parenting
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Who should I parent runt for late surgers
>>565543948>ashen uma slightly creeping on my brunette haremaiiieee
>>565540798>2 slots open>1 is currently reserved waiting for cooldown>1 open for anyone hereAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million quota (will revert to 6 million monthly quota starting July) >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
fat fuck
>>565544234you're practically forced to run ryan and borrow a dober
wtf why did everyone leave the club
>>565544002>our falcobros actually go to japan>>565543690>our mejirofags actually make full teamsAny other uma fanbases on here actually known for being based?
>>565543948Last week has been pretty much only parent runs on maru and some fanfarming for the club so I haven't had time to do Bobo runs...
making an uma with the blood of the forsaken
>>565543690Isn't regular Mac better
>>565544304Why is that
>>565543690Mejiro Maker-dono...
>>565544482soon...
>>565544452I will never understand how you guys finish MANT careers with near-capped wit with only 2 wit cardsI really truly don't get it
>>565544452
>>565544290She may be a fat fuck, but she's a CUTE fat fuck.
>>565544613you need like 3-4 fat double wit rainbows, preferably with some other cards stacked on top too.That isn't a tt uma, but TT umas also generally use 6-10 wit sparks depending on the distance so they can borrow muteki
>>565544613You need to get lucky on pre debut and get wit training to 3 or thereabout before the first race
>>565544613Just put more BAKUSHIN power into the wit facility
>>565543598Guess a bunch of us had the same idea to schedule our Japan trips at the same time. Were you also one of the other anons on vacation in Japan that also saw the Satsuki Sho?It sucked how Uma Global was region locked and you couldn’t play it in Japanese wi-fi. Usually other gacha games would still connect you to the American servers and just make you deal with the lag latency. I bought NordVPN for a month so I could do my dailies and do my CM matches.I had the same experience as you looking for Uma merch. The only plushies I could find were in those mini crane games and the only options were NTR, Kitasan, and Orfevre. Bought a couple of figures and keychains for cheap as well. Played some Crane Games and I got Satono Crown and Verxina from them.
I DONT GET IT HOW DOES SHE DO ITHER SKILL ISN'T EVEN FOR MILE SHE'S DONE THIS 3 GIVEN UP RUNS NOW
>>565544484the combo for late surgers is red shift/pump + past and beyond
>>565544290>>565544680My wife is not fat you bastards, she needs her energy calories.
>>565544452Oinkers will spend thousands of dollars to make unbeatable umas and then brag about them like they're good players.
>>565544452Don't you need taking the lead
>>565544862>A mere 300 yen for something that would be upcharged internationally>And a ridiculously low price of whatever for the figsaaaaaugh. I hope they at least have Nakayama Festa's fig for sale once I'm there.
>>565544910let me break it down for you
>>565545151
>>565545151SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXMAGICUNNY SEXDEFLOWERING SEXCHILD BRIDE SEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Thought I auto-won next CM, and now I'm reading the stamina requirements...I'm fucked, huh? Worst part is I could have learned shit, I just thought I had more than enough...
mambros....
>>565545234Suzuka would NOT say this
Has there even been a horse that had a massive injury but instead of euthanizing it they amputated the leg and kept it alive because the stud potential was that high?
I just had a kit-kat that had no cookie filling, it was just a slab of chocolate.
>>565541152
>>565545289this is not mambo vro
>>565545394horses arent like dogs or cats where they can jump around with 3 legs, their body mass would crush the remaining leg if they were forced to hop around like such
>>565545396Marvelous!
>>565545289? Seems fine to me, we're just waiting for danchou's leadership to transfer to someone else
>>565545289You already posted this uma&co sister
>>565545605nice edit
>>565545276You'll win the races where Radiant Star fires before the spurt lmao
SOON BWOS
>>565545394>>565545574I thought they had prosthetics nowadays?
>some random guy hosting a CM12 roomthe fuck
>>565544862Damn, I feel kind of bad now, I should have met up with /uma/ bros and got torikizoku or something
it's overI'm only clocking if I don't get top 3 too so no SP loss
>>565545683It's not really necessary, you can just prop the one corner up with a stack of books
Hopefully shitbox is stable now
which happens first the tenno dahby or the kentucky dahby
I can't even reach classic summer camp anymore. My clocks are all disappearing junior year
>>565545764Another no lifer loses his life.
>>565545638LET'S FUCKING GO ADMIRE TERRA MY FUCKING HERO!!!!
>>565545638how do I read those odds? Is Croix supposed to have the highest or lowest chance of winning?
>>565545683those are still only a temporary solution, i dont think ive heard of a horse that lived more than just a few extra years using one and not having to be euthanized anyways from long term health problems with missing some/all of a leg.i could see a modern day rice or suzuka being saved from instant euthanization on the track if their value as a stud really did make the prosthetic and other costs of keeping them alive just to milk them for a few more years after forced retirement but its still years of constant pain and suffering since the prostetic digs into their flesh from the weight
what if uhhh 90% of this general is acutally femanon?
I am so sick of this card gimping my wit gains and race bonus. Maruzensky has early lead and focus built in, should I just dump this for something better?
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>>565545151>the background dancers just frozen in placeall eyes on me
>>565546014I'm a magical girl
>>565546014Well it is. Your first day here?
why isn't lemaire at the dahby
wrong one>another fast learner
>>565546028no, skill issue desu it's alright
>>565546028it's either better stats or better skills, if you use a bad card for skills you have to high roll so most careers will feel bad
>>565546118describe the smell of this webm
>>565546225Honey
Should I shave my ass? I mean the part arround the anus where the shit sticks to
>>565546339You should, just have another razor blade for that area
>>565545638LET'S GOOO CROIX MY BOY
>>565546014if that's true why is it only chiyofag looking for an /uma/ bf? why aren't there 50 horny femcels replying to my every post thirsting for cock?
>>565546339yes, it's worth it. umamusume
Please please please please please
>>565546339tweezer and pluck out the hairs, hair follicles die faster as long as keep plucking them out. otherwise go pay for some lazer treatment
>>565546409there are 50 horny femcels and they're all larping as chiyofag
>>565546378is he brown or black
>>565546485Tweezers fucking hurt
>>565545992they are a multiplier on your bet, so 1.8 means that for every yen you bet on him, you will get 1.8 yen back if he wins
>>565546502Dark bay like Kitasan
>>565546409so you admit you want cock-thirsting replies to your post...
>>565546515they hurt less as the follicles die from constant plucking
>>565546409first they are ugly and insecure and hate 3d as much as we do since they never got attention from 3d male irl just like we didnt get from a 3d w*mani releasied there are many w*men here they just dont admit it openly. not sure why. the mental illness of femoid brain is a mystery
>>565546472I cannot press it. I don't have any aces yet.
>>565546140??? he isn't the main jockey for either of the jp horses, why would he be there?
Wait what? So thats where /v/ went...
>>565546409even the smelliest, fattest "femcel" can get 2-3 bfs by snapping her fingers
>>565546582good enough, they both get the pass
>>565546201Taking the Lead isn't even a good skill it's just what everyone runs for Groundwork, and thus Early Lead can fuck you for Angling like in the case of V Bourbon. It's not like nerfing your gains to run Bijin for No Stopping Me, and even then Bijin has a great chain while Bourbon gives fuck all before Taking the Lead.
>>565546140Lememe has a ride at Tenno Sho and he doesn't jockey any of the Japanese horses in America right now. Honestly Lememe is good but I would never bet on him on international races because he tends to just lose outside of Japan more often than not
meow
>>565546485i weight 120 kgyou think i can tweezer my fucking anus?no actually a thinn person cant do that
>>565546625They've been there for about a month I think? excellent threads but I can't stand how anti fun one specific guy they have is.
>>565546472>>565546614YOU'RE PLAYING A GAMBLING GAMECLICK THAT SHIT
Teio bro...
>>565546409I'll be honest bro i've done it once a while ago when i was feeling weird and the chafe afterwards was pure hell
+250 downloads
>>565546743you gotta become enough of a twink like me to be able to have a permanently hairless anus
>>565546796the game? lmao eos soon
I can't find a third ace fuck. Do I just make a debuffer
ITS STILL DOUBLE DOM SLOP EVERY OTHER ROOMWTF IS THIS
>>565545638Chrono, as usual, picks Croix du Nord
>>565546962I told you...
I need a tier list for best umas for next CMpreferably within the next 5 minutes
>>565544948I have Ryan and regular maru which is better
0 CLOCKS AND A DREAM
>>565547012S: King Halo, Mejiro Ardan, Fine MotionDogshit: OguriGo make your aces.
a single grain of rice
>>565547012Here you go bro straight out of the cow's mouth
>>565547012Bourbon + SMaru for frontXOg/Ardan for paceOGuri/Digitan for lateGolshi/Digitan for end
>>565546761>one specific guyJust one? Could have sworn there's like five of them.
>>565547065I'd like a bowl, please.
>>565547054wait but oguri actually is legit bad next CM
>>565547012I can only offer this image in such a short amount of time, please be kind.
>>565547137Oh wait what the fuck, CM14 is Firm conditions, not wet like the original cancer
I really like Dream Journey, but I'm not even a bit attracted to Sirius Symboli. What's the difference?
How many hours till Kentucky DAAHBY
>>565547054>>565547079>>565547104>>565547137uhhh anons??Witgod said daiwa is god-tier next CM, oguri is shit, and you need bare minimum 1000 stamina
>>565547221you like disgusting, ugly creatures
>>565547132You got it.
>>565547137>still recommending Falco in the year of our lord 2026ishygddt>>565547201It's also spring instead of summer.
How much stam do I need for a frontrunner to not need a recovery?
>>565547258
>>565547114There's a guy they call "the hall monitor" it's some joyless faggot that meltys at the mention of anything that triggers him. For the most part, /v/ma anons seem fed up with him cuz ive seen them telling him to fuck off a lot.
>>565547221dream journey is an evil psychopathsirius kwaboli is just a jobber with a terrible personality
>>565547012Red Shift is the best skill for this track so Maruzensky is the most consistent performer. Dober is the most consistent Late. Everyone else are basically the same.
>>565547137oh fuck me is cancer u=ma fiesta again?
I normally don't do this, but this card ACTUALLY seems cleat-tierI can't think of any possible scenario you'd ever use it, can you guys?
>>565547137Why the fuck is Ardan on the Taurus list
who up?
>>565547440cleat it then, poorfag
>>565547398No, only 777s is good but it's much stronger so whiff once and it's over.
>>565547398i don't know
Club drama be like
>>565543948Funny thing is I like the personalities of the horses I have less fans with more. Except Creek, she is fucking boring
>>565547578>its all guysSounds legit
For a run where a lot of things went wrong, this is marginally decent
>>565547304anyone know...
>>565547440I ran it a few times and always got +1100 powerThe events give you 60 stats for free since its MANT so youre out of energy all the time by defaultIts like a rngless fuku but for power alone
>>565547515okay this time i'll make double dom
>failed all gambling>run out of clocks >failed mile epitheths>alr in senior year and spent 40 minutes already>can't give up anymoreI just want MANT to be over already
>>565547685in theory like 1000-1050 but you explode with debuffers and rushed
>>5655473041000 stam 500 guts, maybe more
I got Kitasan from the King/NN banner, and this is a strange feeling.
>>565547578I'm literally Ayabe here
holy moly
>>565547835! BUHI ALERT !
>>565547441Dahbi does have a pretty long final straight, I find it an interesting enough pick.
gah... I wish I read Ayabe's story while I had the chance. Sell me on that big-eared blue dork
Good morning bros
lol, nice
>>565548075no one says this
>>565548075Cute falco
>>565548075Congrats you just won Gemini Cup
>>5655476851050. 850+ 1 recovery. And a prayer.
>>565548201oh NOW you guys are saying fronts are good in mile?make up your minds
>>565548201
>>565548426>NOWDid you miss CM3 and CM10?
glue anyways but...funnysurprised it's not Ug but maybe speed is valued that highly
>>565548651SPECHUD I HATE YOU
pace summer spechudy/ni'm running 2 fronts and want to frontload the lobby but im too lazy to train a third front
Anyone got a mejiro dober I can borrow for my parent runs :D
>>565548426good onaholes for pace and late, yeah
>>565548425maybe i should have got up-tempo instead of rosy outlook..
>>565548493Is sturm good for this track or nah?
>>565548850nah, probably the worst gold value everjust had nothing else to buy
>medium s, 1.2k speed, prudent, dodging and wit, firm menace>only 2 real greens for gw, have to focus gamble, and both pow and wit are 900Almost perfectHopefully I can get a better one pic unrelated in case it wasn't obvious but that's gonna be me drinking chlorine if she loses
>>565547673>hard workerbwo..
I made an Uma that only spurts 85% of the time but if it does, it is really really good. Worth running?
>>565549020without any debuffs? if yes I'd try to get a better one
>>565548926>damn near useless Bleh Also what site are you using for that? The Umalator?
>>565547835bwo? your wits?
>>565549020yes, as long as you're running at least one more ace. Bear in mind that you may run into debuffers which if any hit will effectively guarantee that uma loses no matter what
>>565549079It's a parent run.
>>565549059yeppershttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>565549091Running triple ace.I do have a 100% consistent ace in XOguri
My ass hurts so much...
>>565549002HE WILL SEE THE RESULTS OF HER WORKING HARD, DON'T RUSH YOUR JUDGMENT.
give me some mr cb propaganda
>>565549485listen to her song
>>565549145Appreciate it! Hmm, yeah looks like I need to be more mindful of the skills I buy. Hard worker does nothing at 0.00L>>565549002Yeah yeah I know I didn’t use the umalator to check
hehe...mr chi bai...
>late surger parent run
>>565543690that thing beside Ryan... I don't like her... she looks evil...
does anyone have a netkeiba account? I wanted to watch the video of doto beating up ryuji wada for the seond time but it's paywalled https://tv.netkeiba.com/watch/?id=8045
>>565548962>wit 900Isn’t that kinda low? Is it a pace chaser?
>>565550052Bro you can't post that
>>565550052
I get it now. Red Maru is a pace chaser, who sits with fronts.
Which skill is more important between Dominator and PoC for Cheer Natie (Ace for Taurus Cup)? Already have NSM
>>565550052my torepipi going inside of helios' wei
>>565550009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7NZ-5Ltjw
>>565550052You can't post that.
>>565550009Considering that I can play the video then it's most probably possible to yoink it on the site
>Haythere is not recruitinghay thats not nice...
It's fucking Teio again, isn't it?
mr cutie bootie
>>565550328I'm not an "it".
>>565550386are you a "shit"
>>565550458No, I'm Patrick.
there is something funny about that one fuckass pose for example bamboo memory doeswhere they like pump their fists in front of them
>>565550150no that's a different video, it's the full version of this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fuz2k5KgXE
>>565550052God I love that /v/ma drawfag's art
i woke up making it a terrible dayumamusume
>>565550559Just ask Shiraoki to increase your luck stat to 777
>>565550187more like Gaythere lol
>>565550009>>565550174It was indeed possible. Knowledge from archiving ASMR streams came handyhttps://litter.catbox.moe/so7crkvbk0o9pv7i.mp4
>>565550117Please reply...
>>565550328Would you rather it was fucking Nice Nature instead?
>>565550760Thank you teiobro
POC Natie
>>565550386You are a problem, therefore you are an "it".
>>565550117curvature, you can carryover in late-race and proc NSM that way for an easy winor it can proc during the final corner and be wasted
>>565550881nice navel
>>565550117PoC if you want her to win
finally, god
>>565550117One skill that helps her win, or one skill that will only fire if she's losing..
https://youtu.be/7IY3KgqgqV0?
>>5655506387 and shiraoki increases my luck stat to 777
How are my cutie dacchis?
>>565550938Navel Nature
Natie is very lewd.
>>565551226I'm not your dacchi.
1
naked nature
>Won't be able to win dahby with Makween because no Mile C or higher Why did they kill all non Mile Umas?
2
3
>>565550881>>565550938>>565551289>see nice natie's stomach>mind immediately thinks of those fucking preg nice nature pics that got postedI fucking hate you /uma/ and your psyops.
4
>>565551601Natie is so goddamn horny
5
mmmm yes I love lowrolling when I finally get S lovely
AIEEEEEEE MY UG VIRGINITY
Do I borrow CB or TopRo for Golshi ace for the Dahby?>>565551737A tale as old as time.
>>565551760>UG>gets taken by an uggo
6
I think I'm going to impregnate Nice Nature.
>>565551768very fundo cb, she's busted
>>565551792STOP
>>565551760i skipped SS+ what the fuck
>>565551868I am thinking of bringing 3 speed cards 2 power cards and just borrow CB as my only wit card then because I have been having such shit luck on maxing speed
>>565551903that is because SS is rating between 19,000 and 19,500
>>565551787She is cute
>>565549460GANBATTE MR SPERM UUUUUAAAAAUUUUUOOOOOOOHHH
Ok but where's my Danchou?
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>565552087mambro...
Hello /v/manon here, can I take shelter in your thread?
>Get fast learner but no med S>Get med S but no good stats>Get good stats but no med S>Get fast learner and med S but no statWhen does this bullshit end?
>>565552195Depends. Who is your uma wife?
>>565552195Post aces
I want to fuck Tokai TeioI seriously want to pound her cervix
>>565552087Become the danchou we need you to be
>>565552195why tho?
>>565552261Me next
>>565552250What kind of aces?
>>565552235>>565552250
>>565552120
newbwo here
>>565552329Die, you disgusting subhuman.
>>565552195Post umawife
>>565552319The aces that run races.
>>565552357bwo is new
>>565551961MLB CB isn't strong enough to solo carry wit like finemo can
>fap to Super Creek for the first time>best orgasm I've had in yearsOk, I see how it is.
>>565552308Typical schizo melty that everyone decides to entertain so there's just 100 posts of infighting >>/vm/2415625
On the umalator for skills, does it follow the same logic where negative numbers are best and positive numbers bad, or reversed?
ウマオオオオ (JP) is recruiting for the JP players here >>565371927
>>565552468haha newbwo can't crossthread
>>565552468>newfag>has shit taste>brings the anti-jp schizo drama on /v/ma herewe had a good thread until now
Can I start CM14 prep now?
>>565552498>B+
>>565552440Disgusting
>>565552195We're surprisingly currently on our peaceful hours. Welcome /v/ro
>>565552642you probably wouldn't even be able to handle A+ in jp bwo
>>565552087umatism bro...
>>565552195ONLY IF YOU SING A SONG OR AN ANIME SONGDON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>565552468You guys really need to learn to not reply to bait
>>565552679Fukucute
>>565552642JP has auto, anyone there can earn as much as global botters, even salarymen.
>>565552391Bit early for Taurus aces, innit?
OMG
>>565553153Explode
>>565552391My first UG will also be my CM14 ace.Yes I know it has FR straightaways, it was a misclick.
>>565553153HOOOOLY SHIT
>>565552468
>>565553042It looks good anon. Left would be pretty scary if it had Med S, right would be scary if it had Divine Might + TriPulse.
Ogurifags.Ogurifags everywhere. I hate them. I want to kill them. I want to send them to concentration camps. I want them to get cancer and be bedridden. I want their children to suffer too. I hate them all so much.
>>565553212>Speed Star
Left or right bwos
>>565553334are ogurifagspeople who run oguri when shes metapeople who run oguri even when she isnt metapeople who waifus ogurior oguri shitposters
>>565553334She wont race you bro
>>565553334All you'll ever be is the first side character, irrelevant and quickly forgotten
=>>565553346It was really cheap with Fast Learner
guter tag
>>565553346it works sometimes
Best i can get so far (ignore long corners)
>>565553532Won't she get cucked if there are like more than 4 pace/FR in the lobby?
>>565553367probably left
>>565553479ja sehr gutdas bier hat urin
>>565553623the gaslator likes left too but she has no nimble...
New self ruleNever clock junior year unless G1
>>565553725ja Flashs
>>565553346>>565553457>>565553507Wait it doesn't work? I have yet to make a successful ace
>>565554165kys
>>565553828unless it's needed for an epithet I wont clock G1s in junior/classic if I still podium (for an ace, at least)
Overstammed it, but I think shes decent? Obviously no med s but if it’s the worst, I can use her
>1000m GOATCalstone Light O>1200m GOATLord Kanaloa>1600m GOATMaurice>2000m GOATEquinox>2400m GOATAlmond Eye>2500m GOATZenno Rob Roy>3000m GOATNarita Top Road>3200m GOATKitasan Black>3600m GOATAlbert>Hanshin GOATGold Ship>Nakayama GOATOguri Cap>Tokyo GOATVodka>Kyoto GOATRice Shower>Turf GOATDeep Impact, Orfevre>Sand GOATSmart Falcon>Dirt GOATForever Young>Master in Jack of All TradesAgnes Digital
I hate ultra mcnigger mode so muchhow the fuck do you get out of blocks when there's 10 shitter npcs forming an entire wall
>>565554293Trying it since the steaks was hopeless
>>565554360Just power through it
>>565554360just play an uma that goes beyond the wall at the start
>>565554354>3000mDAMN RIGHT
>>565554308how many races did you do? your skill list looks pretty anemic
>>565554661That's Mile D so he probably only did around 25
>>565554293-40 shop money is brick
>finally get med S>great stats but support events shit the bed>rival hints so shit i didn't get a single corner skill>still 2 aces to goi'm tired of the rat race
>>565554308looks good bro, need some more skills tho
is it best to do super gold ship mode on ura unity or bantmlazer
>>565555036URAra
you guys alright?
ye
nyo
fuck no
>>565555036It's way easier in MANT
>>565555338Let's put it to a pollhttps://poal.me/cmszcbhttps://poal.me/cmszcbhttps://poal.me/cmszcb
>>565555171>>565555391
>>565554976im still doing maru parent this hag refuses to give me 3* medi have a 2* med but that is literally half the chances so...
>>565555338precalc studies...
>>565554661She did 35 races (including URA). Mile is very low so it’s difficult to get races >>565554978Gotcha; once I have the time, will redo ticket and try to get her to mile A for more skills
>>565555438Looks like an AI image.
>>565555438Just think for yourself nigger>URAfail 1 mandatory race 3 times and you're dead>MANTfail as many times as you want cause you still will get enough points
open league is upping to A+ broswe can just use our shitty unity cup umas
>>565555464>precalculusSo we DO have zoomers here
>>565555638who's we
>>565555676us open leaguers
what are we doing until reset
>>565555645I was born after 9/11
anybody else smoke crack here or just me?
>>565555863Making love to Suzuka
why is gold city the "prettiest" uma when gold ship is around??
fuark...
I did a little studying today and I've made some observations about long team trials.>lengthlong TT is split into two brackets. 8 courses of <2600m, and 6 courses of >3000m. I have two thoughts about this. Option 1: completely ignore the >3000m tracks. Spec for 2600m and overperform 60% of the time and throw the other 40%. Option 2: build 2 for 2600m and build one late/end for 3600m.>direction12 out of 14 longs are clockwise. Right Handed works 85% of the time. Buy it.>spurt features11 courses begin spurt on a straight. 3 on a corner. Kitasan unique, Tamamo unique, and Straightaway Spurt all have very consistent value.5 courses see >1L gain from pump, moving, and angling.I don't think pump is good in LTT since you need to be 8th and there's 6 npcs jobbing eating up the rearmost spots.>Stamchecks6 races have stam growth. You always want to hit 901 stam to take advantage of that. Great mood that's 867. Awful mood that's 939. late/end can survive the 2600s with 1 gold, though an extra white helps for rushed or getting siphoned. pace/front want 2 golds. surviving 3400/3600 needs 3 golds on a 901 stam late. 1200 stam late can do it in 2.If you read my wall, I hope something in it was useful to you. I need to sleep now.
didn't ask desu
>I HATE OPERA O!!!>but I would never ever ever EVER stand anywhere that isn't right besides him or just interact with the guy that has a bucket full of carrots instead
>>565556061I'm still too lazy to update my TT but thanks and goodnight
>>565556291this was pre meditated btw he NEVER goofs up
>>565555989Gold City gets the prettiest title as compensation for being a jobber.
i just don't know anymore
>>565556291Now that I see it he's just doing playful bites
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
>>565556502Wait... Say that again.
>>565556637you talking to me?
>go back to unity now that i have insane good cards>time to see if it was card cope or just me being a retard>still can't make S ranked umas therei can comfortably make SS/Ug umas in MANTi can't play unity for shit i just don't get itany retards like me?
the worst lie they told is that el condor pasa never wore a mask irl
>>565556807unity is just hoping the bubbles fall in trainings you are already clicking on and dodging theturf queens
>>565556807I can't do either.
MILE S MED A AGAIN AWARD
>>565556807I can play Unity ok but yes to being retarded
>>565556807Use Fuku and witmaxx with stam sparks, also use uma with speed wit growth
>>565557083damn she looks so unpleasant to look at
>>565552440It took you that long to do it? Why? Please tell me your other faps were to other great girls or uma too at least.
orange
>>565557260the mejiro BEAST
Facility Levels are probably the most undervalued item in MANT
>>565556061bro how did you not just read the ref doc
>>565557260Tamachud...
I need to rape Dober STAT
>Get a Bono A sprint B Miles B Med>Want to try Triple Tiara>Ran out of clocks at the first NiggerstakesFugg, I'll go play some pokmans for a while
ryan LOVE
>>565557485You mean Teio?
>>565557572cute donkey
>>565557627Can't be raped if it's with consent
boysex
>>565557572ugly disgusting
>>565557804EEEWWWWWWWW
https://poal.me/ogm7dx
Just took a shower and I am heading to bedGn
>>565558024Good night
>>565557804
>>565557804WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE
>>565558024Goodnight bwo
Sex with her
pizza soon
is DA ZONE really the scientific term for the unique skills in game?
where is dancho
>>565558183what kind, bwo?
>>565558024Gn>>565558183How big, how many, and flavor?
>>565558183And you didn't get any to share with the thread? Or even your club?
>>565558219i ate him
>>565558183Spechud RAPE
>>565558219
>>565558236>>565558271pepperoner, normal size. and just 1 kind of want to do another one...fuck I need it noooow>>565558282noppersthere's only one person I would share with
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyrelaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>565558430pizza nowpizza now
>>565558430>just 1Legit surprised
>>565558183Proof?
She's overcapping speed too easily with 2 speed so she lacks power often
Okay
are they ever gonna add SR+ race 2 tickets to the cleat shop?
>>565558804Dober cute
>>565558804Dober wouldn't act like this.
Time until KY DERBY - 10 HOURSTime until 2000 Guineas - 2 hours
>>565558804Dober would do this everyday
>>565559145if i get evens i bet, odds i dont bet, 7 i bet 2000 on litmus test
>>565559247Shiraoki-sama and the entire thread are looking at you now
>>565559247May Shiraoki continue to bless you in the coming days
>>565559247Anon...
>>565547012No hags
>>565559247We WILL be checking you later
>>565559247Don't pussy out now and say 7 is odds
>>565559145holy FUARK that's a large race even with the dqs how bad is the BROCKING situation in american races
>>565559247have fun winning 100 grand bwo
I found a reason to stay up and look forward to KY DAAAAHBY
>>565559639Meisho Doto smells bad
>>565559558just being able to say you were in the DAHBY is big even if you never win
>>565559247That's a hundred grand. Make sure to share some of your winnings with us
No one told me that mayo and eggs makes farts smell even worse.
>>565559696She does NOT smell bad >>565559715
>>565559740Oh is it like the Arima of the US
>>565559558KY Derby is always 20 runners, if anyone scratches, then those that were next in line runand you will only see this big of a field in the biggest races (Classics, Breeders Cup). There have been American G1 races with less than 7 horses running.
Satono Crown smells nice
>>565559696
>>565559808No
What so you do in this situation?
>>565560062Drive her to her destination
>Large Deskmat which I've been looking for a replacement for my current one>I have to buy an entire case of Energy Drinks to even get itI hate Japan so much it's unreal. Importing energy drinks seems like it'd be a massive pain in the ass, and I don't want to tell my proxy service or forwarder "hey just keep it' because I don't even know if they'll allow that. So annoying.
>>565560062rape
>>565560062I take her home because I'm not a sick fuckwe will fuck like our life depends on it later that night
>>565560062remember, if you don’t want to wake her up, you’ve gotta carry her all the way to her bed
>>565560062Turn off the car AC and prod her legs open to bask in the aroma.
>>565560062throw the vivlos out of the window
>>565560159You can also wait and get one from mercari and the price will probably the same as with the imported energy drinks
>>565560062 Umapyoi
I LOVE FINE MOTION!!!
>>565560347I know Mercari is usually an option but I can't always trust these things to actually show up either. I've been burned by the "wait for Mercari" thing before (not for Uma, was for im@s)
>>565560050i walk like this
I HATE FINE MOTION!!!
>>565559558>BROCKING situationhttps://youtu.be/Twsq2ydLIZk?si=gMBMRn0VtCWaCdau&t=131American horses are not cowards, if you try and block be prepared to get bodied and exposed
Kissies?
>>565560497>im@s Based. I have never used proxies but why not just do what you're thinking off. Let them keep the energy drinks unless you want to drink them
FINE MOTION RAPED ME!!!!!
>>565560159Ugly boy
>>565560610rape
out of chocolate.only a matter of time before I start to go insane.
>>565559808She reeks, and that's not a bad thing!
>>565560159Why is she Sans
>>565560784Who would win, though?
umanko
>>565560609AIEEEEEEE
>>565551612
>oh right I'm clubless again
>>565560969gold ship is a cartoon like bugs bunny, she cannot be beaten through traditional means
>>565560609REF DO SOMETHING HE'S USING THE BETA UMAMUSUME MECHANICS >that commentaryHOLY KINO
>>565561163uma&co bwo...
>>565561163loser
>>5655592470 and litmus test jobs your money away7 and he podiums
>>565560609>No Stopping Me!>Triumphant Pulse
>>565561163The mark of a true Trainer is bestowed in forging your own path. Stand tall brother, for you are free of the burden of weight placed upon you by others.
>>565561163I expected to get the boot but I didn't...now I have to do a run before reset although I'm tired from the trip.
cm13837822898378228983782289
>>565560820Energy drink.
is 850 stam + moxie good enough for fronts?
>>565561153Kill hags
Do prepared to pass work this CM or nah?>>565561617I actually have never tasted that energy drink
>>565561651would have to be 950 with just moxie
>>565561569Love those goofballs
>>565561654No.
A stream of 2000 GUINEAS is up
>>565561834>forgot to link ithttps://www.youtube.com/live/Hv7UFhBllJ8?si=ILwTjDHAWPLLMN59
>>565561821
>>565561958Total Luna Impregnation
Join Autis/uma/. An /uma/ club.
>>565561536join...
>>565561924Why is our daughter so thick?
>>565561942Here are the runners
>>565561924Those tons of ryegrass had to go somewhere.
>>565562014>impregnating a boomerKill yourself
Wait, did umanko really died?
>>565562014Air Groove is next
Sometimes I feel like raw stats (green speed) is weaker than getting skills
>>565562304No
what time's the derby and where can we watch it?
>>565543690Are there any lore reasons as to why Palmer does not wear the Mejiro colours
>>565562453The usual kick stream should have it
>>565562035ok i did
>this years BCC has Sovereignty White Abarrio Magnitude Skippylongstocking and JournalismHoly stacked, Ebayan chances in this line up?
>>565561091>>565561221Another famous and recent case of a horse (and jockey) simply unblocking himself, Rich Strike had the worst odds and won, so this >>565559247 anon actually has a chance, the horse just has to activate his Secretariat DNAhttps://youtu.be/wIYD42DV3Ro?si=VEWVNUNZf8IXwVNC&t=99
my Mejojo Ryan is now 5 stars
>>565562369yes
fucking hate this stupid nigger kusoge so much, why do I even bother building ace
>>565562571None, Fraud forever
>>565562474?iirc she has the same silks as Ryan, Bright, Ardan and RamonuIt's McQueen and Dober that have them slightly different
>>565562643surely you have more 5 stars than her
>>565562314>Eureka Seven referencenice
>>565562493We need a /sp/ thread
>>565562606HOLY SUPER VILLAIN
>>565561536thanks thanks
>>565562802........no
>>565562571We don't even know if he will be going there>>565562847There is one
>>565562760all the other mejiros have lightblue/white/black palette look at the picture i replied to
>>565562802The umaroller...
>>565563050nyes
>>565562872Your Kita is pretty cracked, but with her unique not being great this track it's hard to see her win front fights against meta umas. But if someone brings a front that isnt Vbobo she can def get angling off and finish with the extra stats from greens and barcarole
>>565562817>AmericanShit uma
I feel like I should do some parent cycle. All my parents are weak. Any tips?
>>565563012
>>565562817Would Obey this Master
>>565562997No wonder she hates Teio
>>565563139she's done decent but as you say kind of explode to the more meta umas, probably remaking her last for that 1.2k wit
>>565562304I do not have pregnant Air Groove pics.
>>565563236Shut up bitch
>>565562031DANCHOU TRY HARDER
The British races are starting, still about an hour to 2000 GUINEAShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7UFhBllJ8
>>565563429its so late in the bread though... next bread we'll reel them in...
>>565563471erogaki...
>>565563429People aren’t even off cooldown yet
tactical cowbottom text
https://x.com/KentuckyDerby/status/2050560942434554235/photo/1
>>565560265Finally, a man of culture. I would take off her panties and SNIFF
HOLY FUARK
Thoughts on princely tits?
>>565564072Cutefe
>>565563874I can't escape from her
BUENA VISTA DESU
>>565564141Hate devil dahby
BUE BUE BUE BUE BUE
...
>>565564209buebuebuebuebuebue bue buebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebue
>>565564274>>565564314SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>565564141music to my ears, i listened to the very end
>>565564280First Twinkle loss I’ve ever seen
>>565564280i didnt think it was possible to lose the ts climax
>>565564280It's possible to lose the last 3 races? what the fuck
>>565564280nigga how
>>565564280YOSH IKUYO
>>565564280This has to be AI generated or edited or something. It's literally impossible to lose any of the 3 final races.
>>565564141Dahby a cute!
it's ultra mode retards
>>565563874Why do they keep edging? Just announce American umas already!!!
>>565564280Torena I did it...
>>565564581Ultra deez modes LMAO
>>565564280YOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>565564510cuckoli sirius
>>565564280I didn't know you could get 2nd place
>>565564581how do you fail ultra mode with an end closer
>>565564637kek I laughed
gluma glusume pretty gluey
Secretariat soon
>>565564581You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt, a flood of accusations born from the poison of envy and the smite of disrespect. I feel both disappointment and flattery that these thoughts would originate from another player who has demonstrated one-of-a-kind talent and has accomplished the impossible, yet is apparently immune from judgement owing to their reputation. Do not think your words hold more credibility just because of who you are, being more well known and what you have accomplished in breaking world records and setting ones never previously accomplished in UmaMusume.I won't address the individual race or training scenarios you've highlighted, as the foundation of your argument arises from jealousy. This is clear when you contrast my consistent success with your own failure, deluding yourself into thinking you should have surpassed these challenges yet cannot comprehend how someone else can claim victory on a consistent basis. Instead, I will address my playing ability.You know nothing about who I am or my history with this game. I am exceptionally talented not only at UmaMusume, but at other racing and training games as well. I create optimized training runs and take on blind or no-reset challenges out of passion for the game. It is a personal test of my skill to overcome difficult odds. I play for fun — it is about me versus the game — and I hold no strong competitive urge or desire to be known as the best. Reputation and status are not important to me, but having fun is essential.Are you serious when you can't believe someone can complete no-reset challenges consistently? It is just playing the game without excessive resets or savescumming. Do you lack a fundamental understanding of core training mechanics and how to play the game correctly? Am I the only one who can play aggressively, with an intuitive and innate ability to bend the training system to their will, stay calm in dire situations.
>>565564637Good job Maya-chan! That was super twinkly!
>em dash
>>565564637post the one with closed eyes
>>565564803
>>565564803When you highlight cases of RNG, I honestly don't think about it that deeply. I'm confident in what I'm doing. I'll make a risky move and hold strong with faith. I laugh at your baseless accusations of slowdown or manipulation. I'm sure other skilled players could complete the same events casually without prior savescumming and get just as far. Also bear in mind that I have failed several no-reset attempts before — do you honestly think there was replay manipulation involved?You also demonstrate your ignorance very clearly when you admit you haven't watched my full challenge replays — and by watching, I mean actually studying them and assessing each scenario, bearing in mind my extensive experience and extraordinary ability at UmaMusume — instead of skipping to random moments and making up fabrications based on your own failures, thinking "it's impossible, there is no way any player could accomplish that."I do make mistakes, sometimes crucial ones. This is also reflected if you studied my optimized runs, which are far from perfect and have flaws such as suboptimal decisions, awkward positioning or missed opportunities. However, a key skill I have is not panicking when factors turn against me or when the situation is dire. Well guess what, I'm one of a kind. No one can play the game like me. Every talented player has their own strengths and weaknesses that make them stand out.
>>565564803I don't understand a single thing you said
List not comprehensivehttps://poal.me/9lx6jihttps://poal.me/9lx6jihttps://poal.me/9lx6ji
which uma do i jack off to today
>>565564907I am deluded when you suggest someone must have prior knowledge to stand a chance in no-reset challenges. Look at top blind runners in the community — they have an exceptional ability at conquering new scenarios on their first attempts. Does that mean they cheat? Certainly not. They are talented players with a high level of skill. There are also others who have accomplished amazing records on the hardest events and training goals. So why would you think my runs are cheated, when fellow players have demonstrated extraordinary ability and surpassed my results? I have never accused others of cheating, but instead respect their accomplishments and admire their tenacity at conquering very hard goals.I have not shown jealousy or malice towards fellow players who have surpassed my records, but silently congratulate and admire their accomplishments — in some cases publicly. I do not look at UmaMusume with a purely competitive eye, thinking I must hold every record. Instead, my view is a cooperative one: it is us players against the game, building on one another's ideas and talent when new records are set, complementing each other's unique strengths and weaknesses.My question would be: why are you accusing and targeting me specifically? I can see from the depths of your arrogance that you believe with absolute certainty you are correct and I must be cheating, with any form of rebuttal being null and void. Let me state clearly: I have nothing to gain. Why would I cheat at no-reset challenges when I have publicly stated previously that I do not care about winning or if a fellow player surpasses me? This is just fun to me. For optimized runs, what would be the purpose in cheating? It is a personal challenge. I want to demonstrate to myself that I have the skill and talent to conquer very hard content.
>>565564949I bounce like this
>>565564803Your bloodline will be cursed by consulting the soulless automaton of copper and silicon rather than the ensouled man of flesh and blood
Just pulled suit Seiun Sky from the free pull. She looks really cute so Imma do some runs and cum to her later on but how is she gameplay wise?
>>565565079Track specific uniqueDecent parent
>>565565028It is about me against the game, and I don't feel jealousy at a fellow player who has beaten my record. I create runs out of passion and love for the game, not for admiration or self-flattery.I am not going to stream as I do not care for an audience and am not influenced by the accusations of an envious stranger. I only streamed briefly for a short time in the past out of curiosity, but it does not interest me nor do I feel passion for it. My life has changed a lot in the past two years and there are far more important aspects in life which draw my attention. I have little free time as well. Also, you must be very self-conscious if you honestly think one has to stream their runs to demonstrate they aren't cheating. That just indicates your disrespect and distrust towards other players with exceptional ability.Let me make it clear: I don't give a damn what you or anyone else thinks of me. When I am passionate about a subject I will speak my mind truthfully, even if it means being brash at times. I'm here for fun, making optimized runs and commenting on subjects which capture my eye.Thank you for revealing your true colors, seething with jealousy and enveloped by arrogance. You've lost what respect I had for you. If you've come to your senses you will offer an apology and take a good look in the mirror before you make such a disgusting accusation against a fellow UmaMusume player who has not caused strife but shows humility and respect with a carefree attitude. Or will you continue this charade? If you do continue to accuse, it will be solely for my amusement as I will not take you seriously and will likely ignore you. Choose wisely.
>>565564280>>565564637>>565564870
>>565564969I must find and destroy the other two Fuku lovers. There can only be one
>>565565220kek
>>565565220lel
>>565565303wtf is this
>>565565220>>565564637>>565564280I laughed so hard I've got a stomachache
>>565565220this is the best one
>>565565367eraserhead
kingu
best third slot if im running two fronts? i don't want to use runaway, I have PTSD from CM11 where whales stole my rabbit
>>565565446So kingly...
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
For her Climax Victory Maya-chan gets an adult price from her trainer!
>>565565367a totally real (false) page from Baki
>>565565303The power of 4000 years of Chinese martial arts
>>565565273Consult the ancient textsThey love their Fuku, not yours
>>565565538still would
>>565565514Debuffer or Pace
Kinoback to the mines I need a stronger Teio
>>565565514Still runaway because otherwise you'll have trouble building a lead. Otherwise just slot in a third front or have a late gambler for chariot shenanigans
I was away for a bit and just saw that, thanks to the thread split, this thread's divegrass team has been split from the JP thread's one. But that means we need a new roster, right? Has there already been a roster poll?
>>565565607so, if we sign the legal papers, then she would be >umawife(y/n ver.)?
>>565565684can you suggest a pace for me anon? Preferably without XOguri, and with reasonable Mile aptitude.
>>565565751Shut up retard.
>>565565859XOguri
>>565565538even in the background kingu steals the scene
>>565565751Nope, too many tourists now to make a dedicated divegrass team.
>>565565902already won cm12 with her, I don't want to repeat aces
uuuuuuuuu umanko
>>565565985Rudolf dom
>>565565859Anime Teio is fairly strong this CM
>>565565751I don't remember anyone even asking if we want a team
>>565565751No, we're good. I don't see myself rooting for a team with players like "gay ERP", "scatposting" or "add new answer":
>>565565859NY Opera or red Teio
>>565565751Only if /uma/club danchou runs it
>>565565960>>565566070>>565566106Someone called "Claskento" has put an entry for /uma/ team (separate from /umaJP/) for VGL26, at least on the divegrass wiki. There's no roster information or anything like that, t hough.
>>565565751I shaved my tummy and pubes and feel so refreshed
>>565566129>>565566067how bad is it if I decide to just run Med + Long
>>565566308You'll lack a whole lot of SPs but statswise you wouldn't have any problem
>>565566106I agree with you on first two, but "add new answer" is totally an uma name
>>565566268Well, it doesn't seem like anyone here knows anything about that
>>565564280Kira kira
>>565566268Alright /uma/, find a Claskento in all of your clubs
>>565566549>>565566549>>565566549
>>565566268We had someone put up a survey before but that was the last time we've seen of him
>>565566294Can I see?
>>565565074This is a superstitious claim with no empirical basis. Bloodlines are not cursed by tool use. Humans have consulted non-human tools (calculators, books, software, machines) for centuries without genetic or supernatural consequences.
>>565566506Weird, usually the VGL organisers make it so that someone who enters a team has to prove the thread is interested, and do things like roster polls.
>>565564510can't this bitch let me hookup with riko in peace? she's supposed to be happy that i'm using that other women as stress relief instead of her
>>565566268Is there even a need for a separate team? I think both teams represent /uma/ despite the splinter.
Imma use up the last image slot if no one's going to use them >>565567082Our supposedly manager posted a survey of rosters before and *apparently*(???) the split was decided by both /umaJP/ and /uma/ managers
>>565567379Do you have a link to the survey, or at least know how long ago the guy posted it?
fucking sick of twitter and it's gold clan gold clan gold clan bullshit I block and block and some chucklenut posts about it I even blocked the uma jp account for their astroturfing bullshit i'm so sick of it, so sick of all the shilling when other girls deserve it far more because their fans aren't tourists
>>565567920Dozo >>562740123 Good thing I remember replying to it and my reply to it
And lasto
>>565568046holy mindbroken
>>565568105Lots of aggressive replies to that postStill don't like the idea of separate teams for either general.
>>565567379The team split was decided by the organizers, we only got a pass for a single season to represent both threads on /uma/(now /umaJP/)
>>565568639Divegrass is most of the time split for every general or at least generals I've been to>>565568720I see. Thought it was by the managers and I think the JP manager also replied to the survey post
>>565568963I did call the guy out for having a retarded anti-JP rule, yeah. Hopefully he dropped that idea.
>>565568105Looks like a bit of a mess in terms of the thread response. The guy should really do another poll for nicknames/thread memes.
>>565537303impressive final spurt from chocolat
>>565569446That I agree. iirc I thought he accidentally left out some honses, asked it, but turns out he left them out because they're already in JP team>>565569704I think the thread response would probably be more or less the same
>>565554354Shit list because my wife is not on it.
